1 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,413 - PAT: Aw, so cute. Cary, lean in. 2 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:10,379 Brookie, hold Chasey so he doesn't fall. 3 00:00:10,482 --> 00:00:11,862 Let's get that bottle out of there, 4 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:13,827 we don't want that bottle in the photo. 5 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,103 Okay, say "Cheese!" 6 00:00:16,206 --> 00:00:18,172 - PHOTOGRAPHER: Aw, hell yeah, you guys are killing it, 7 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:19,517 that is so fucking hot. 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,000 And let's get that bottle in there, 9 00:00:21,103 --> 00:00:23,103 need that bottle in the photo. 10 00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:25,827 Okay, say "Voss." - Voss! 11 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:28,724 - PAT: Okay, great, and now with just my two stars, 12 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:30,241 Brookie and Cary. 13 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,931 - PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, great, and now just my two stars, 14 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,448 Chase and the water. 15 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:37,137 - PAT: Ugh, that's perfect, this is going right in a frame. 16 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:40,103 - PHOTOGRAPHER: Let me get the other two out of frame. 17 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,379 A little further. 18 00:00:42,586 --> 00:00:43,551 Keep going. 19 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:46,620 Keep going. 20 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:49,206 Keep going. 21 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,275 - ♪ 22 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:55,206 - Can you believe this is a birthday party 23 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,137 for a 14-year-old? 24 00:00:57,241 --> 00:01:00,137 - I know, my 14th birthday party was gumball themed, 25 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:03,586 we just, like, ate different gums, this is way better. 26 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,103 - That actually sounds so nice right now. 27 00:01:06,206 --> 00:01:09,068 - Did I tell you that Jeremy guy's coming? 28 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:10,896 - Wait, the drama teacher from Jersey?! 29 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,068 - Yeah, he's in the city, 30 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,379 I spent, like, literally all day preparing. 31 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:16,344 - Your butt? - Yeah. 32 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:19,620 I haven't eaten in 12 hours, I'm fucking starving. 33 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:21,000 - You promise he's gay? 34 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:22,931 This isn't just another roommate situation? 35 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:24,793 - Yeah, he's--he's definitely gay, 36 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:27,586 I'm really excited about this 'cause, like, when we first met, 37 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,413 I was all depressed about my career, 38 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:32,000 but now I'm...I'm definitely gaining traction. 39 00:01:32,103 --> 00:01:34,068 - Well, your bouffant is certainly blonder. 40 00:01:34,172 --> 00:01:36,448 - GIRL: Tiana, wait! - TIANA: I am waiting! 41 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:38,379 - You're not waiting, you're walking. 42 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,931 - Oh, my god, who are all of these people? 43 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,310 I gave Streeter the smallest guest list. 44 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:44,655 I gotta go find him. 45 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,724 - Alright, I gotta go, uh... 46 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:49,344 check my butthole in the bathroom, I guess. 47 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:54,379 - CHASE: Hey, Brooke. - Excuse me! 48 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,482 What is that?! Where did you get that?! 49 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:58,344 - They just had it over here for me. 50 00:01:58,448 --> 00:02:01,172 - No! Give me that, give it. Absolutely not. 51 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:03,862 You're not drinking alcohol tonight, you're 14. 52 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:07,034 Plus, you're contractually obligated to drink Voss. 53 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:10,827 - ♪ 54 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,344 - Mom. - Cary. 55 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:13,620 - CARY: There you are. 56 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:15,379 - Do I have permission to have fun tonight? 57 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,034 - What? - PAT: As you know, 58 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,379 this is my year of yes! - I'm very aware. 59 00:02:19,482 --> 00:02:21,379 - I don't want you and Brookie to be mad. 60 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:24,103 - Why would we be mad? It's a party. 61 00:02:24,206 --> 00:02:26,137 - Okay, good, I took Molly. - What? 62 00:02:26,241 --> 00:02:28,241 - Mona gave it to me. - Hi, I'm Mona. 63 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:30,068 - CARY: Hi. - I really love your mom. 64 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:32,827 - Mona said that I deserved it 'cause I've worked really hard 65 00:02:32,931 --> 00:02:34,655 and I've raised three children and I deserve it. 66 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:37,448 - Well, you're still raising one. 67 00:02:37,551 --> 00:02:40,344 - Don't worry, 'cause it was, like, a super small dose, 68 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:43,344 and she can handle it, 'cause this lady's a rock star. 69 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:47,758 - Mona, I wanna go over there. - Okay, let's go. [giggles] 70 00:02:47,862 --> 00:02:50,482 - ♪ 71 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:54,931 - Streeter. Streeter. Who are all these people? 72 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:56,413 Where are any of our friends? 73 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:58,379 - Parties aren't about friends, Brooke, 74 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,482 they're about making sure 75 00:02:59,586 --> 00:03:01,034 strangers know that you have one, 76 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:04,931 and that's why I invited all of New York's hottest's daughters. 77 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:07,689 Look here, there's Esther Lay, the chip heiress, 78 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:10,310 and Tiffany Glad, trashbag heiress. 79 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:13,241 Natalie Kleenex, she's not a daughter, she's just rich. 80 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:15,068 - Yeah, well, she's someone's daughter. 81 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:17,862 - Oh, hey, can you tell Chase to meet me downstairs 82 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,448 in like...ten minutes? 83 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,379 I have a present for him outside 84 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:24,137 that I think he's really gonna like. [laughs] 85 00:03:24,241 --> 00:03:26,448 - Sure. - [cheering] 86 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:29,551 - What up, guys? I just wanna say "What up?" 87 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:31,482 You know, way back when I was 12 88 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,758 I had no idea what I was gonna do with my life, 89 00:03:33,862 --> 00:03:35,137 but now, here I am. 90 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:36,551 - [cheering] 91 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,517 - It's been a long, hard journey, almost six months, 92 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,965 and I couldn't have done it without every single one of you. 93 00:03:41,068 --> 00:03:43,793 - [cheering] 94 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,103 - CHASE: Make sure to hashtag " 95 00:03:46,206 --> 00:03:47,482 and I'll like them. 96 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:49,172 - Hello? - Hey, Brookie Monster. 97 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:50,448 Hey, they're not letting me in. 98 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,275 - Wait, you're here? - LANCE: Hell yeah, I am, 99 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:53,482 it's Chase's birthday, 100 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,413 the little dude's becoming a little man. 101 00:03:55,517 --> 00:03:57,793 - Ugh, fine, I'll come get you, 102 00:03:57,896 --> 00:04:00,241 but I can't hang out, okay? I'm working. 103 00:04:00,344 --> 00:04:02,931 - And now, my mom, the original Dreamer, 104 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,724 would like to say "What up?" 105 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,689 - [cheering] 106 00:04:07,793 --> 00:04:09,551 - Nope, no. No. 107 00:04:11,413 --> 00:04:14,620 No, she can't make it up here right now, 108 00:04:14,724 --> 00:04:18,758 she's shy, but you all know me, I'm ChaseDreams's brother, 109 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:20,172 Cary Dreams. 110 00:04:20,275 --> 00:04:22,689 - [cheering] 111 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,862 - Thanks, thank you, yeah. 112 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:30,655 And I know I'm not as good of a singer as he is, 113 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:35,448 but I just wanted to say, um... 114 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:39,758 ♪ Happy birthday 115 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:43,034 ♪ To you 116 00:04:43,137 --> 00:04:46,758 ♪ Happy birthday 117 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:50,034 ♪ To you 118 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:53,103 ♪ Happy birth-- 119 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,655 - Surpri--oh, it's just Brooke. 120 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:58,689 Hey, is Chasey coming down soon? 'Cause I'm...illegally parked. 121 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:00,448 - You got him a car?! - Streeter: Yeah. 122 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,413 - He's 14! - Hey, well, everybody's gonna 123 00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:04,896 get him a car when he's 16. 124 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,931 - Ooh, sick ride, baby. - I got it for Chase. 125 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:10,172 I think he's "wheely" gonna like it, y'know? 126 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,931 'Cause of the wheels. - [laughs] 127 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,551 - Hi, Lance. 128 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:16,034 This guy is with me, Brooke Dubek. 129 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:17,862 - Sorry, you're not on the list. 130 00:05:17,965 --> 00:05:19,655 - Family doesn't need to be on the list, 131 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:21,275 I know that 'cause I made it. 132 00:05:21,379 --> 00:05:22,896 - Doesn't matter, if you're not on the list, 133 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,758 you have to go on stand-by. - With the losers? 134 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:30,551 Thank you so much for coming. 135 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:32,206 - JEREMY: So good to see you. 136 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,379 You're so tan, did you go on vacation? 137 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:37,482 - No, I...I went on "Watch What Happens Live." 138 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:38,896 - You did? - Yeah. 139 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,344 It was stupid, but, you know, it was cool. 140 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:45,068 - [cheering] - God, this party's crazy. 141 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:46,793 Your brother's gotten so huge. 142 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:49,620 My students would die if they knew I was here right now. 143 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,827 - I can get you a picture with him if you want. 144 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,827 - Oh, um... 145 00:05:53,931 --> 00:05:56,172 - Or with Esther Lay, I just met her, 146 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,068 she's really, really nice, 147 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:00,620 I mean it's weird that she's here, but you know, 148 00:06:00,724 --> 00:06:02,965 it's helpful to know people like that. 149 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:07,310 - Why, is she a director? - No, she's a chip heiress. 150 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:08,620 - Oh. 151 00:06:08,724 --> 00:06:10,689 - Surpri--! Ah, dammit. 152 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:12,620 Hey, is ChaseDreams still up there? 153 00:06:12,724 --> 00:06:13,827 Because I--I got him a present 154 00:06:13,931 --> 00:06:15,793 I...I think he's "wheely" gonna like-- 155 00:06:15,896 --> 00:06:17,034 - [car honking] - Go around! 156 00:06:17,137 --> 00:06:18,724 - [honking continues] - Just go around me! 157 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:21,724 - I can't believe I'm in line for a party that I planned. 158 00:06:21,827 --> 00:06:24,793 - I know what could cheer you up: check out my new shoes. 159 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:27,172 They're dry-erase, so you can make 'em any kind you want, 160 00:06:27,275 --> 00:06:29,724 Nike, Adidas, Red... 161 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:32,448 Right now they say "Happy birthday, Chase." 162 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:35,206 Actually, they say, "Happ birthda Cha." 163 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:37,310 I ran here. 164 00:06:37,413 --> 00:06:40,655 - Yeah, and someone named @CaryDreamsfeet 165 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:43,448 started following me, which is so weird, 166 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,793 because my feet are fine... 167 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:48,034 - You should get the Foot Filter app. 168 00:06:48,137 --> 00:06:51,551 - Yeah, it really smooths out your feet and toes for pics. 169 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:53,241 - Oh, that's a good idea. 170 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:57,620 - I'm Jeremy, by the way. - Oh, sorry, that's Jeremy. 171 00:06:57,724 --> 00:07:00,655 - Hi! You're Jeremy? - Yes. 172 00:07:00,758 --> 00:07:02,862 - Are you really gay? - Yes. 173 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:08,103 - [gasps] Cary! This is so good. 174 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:09,344 - Thanks, Mom. 175 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:12,206 - Mona, I wanna go over there. - Okay. 176 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,241 I love gay guys. 177 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:19,275 - So have you been DVRing "RHONY"? 178 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,896 - No, Lance, I'm a businesswoman now so I don't have time 179 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,103 for "Real Housewives of New York." 180 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:25,344 - That's why I DVR. 181 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:27,172 - Okay, two more. - Oh, thank god, 182 00:07:27,275 --> 00:07:29,206 I have to pee so bad. 183 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,413 - Whoa. 184 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,034 - Ow. Remember to send Chasey down, 185 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:35,344 I don't want him to forget about me tonight. 186 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,620 Or ever. 187 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,413 - Why is the women's line so long? 188 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:41,379 It's like, use the men's! 189 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,241 It's what it's for. 190 00:07:43,344 --> 00:07:45,137 See? Totally empty. 191 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:48,551 [gasps] Chase. 192 00:07:48,655 --> 00:07:50,793 - Little man. - CHASE: [groans] 193 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,620 - BROOKE: God, he looks like shit. 194 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,103 Do you think anyone saw him? 195 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,862 - No, we took him out the back, B, 196 00:07:57,965 --> 00:08:00,137 no one will ever even know he left. 197 00:08:02,137 --> 00:08:04,413 - Any minute now. 198 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,068 - This is ridiculous. 199 00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:09,448 I was downstairs for 30 minutes and he got this wasted? 200 00:08:09,551 --> 00:08:11,413 You know, sometimes I feel like I'm the only one 201 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:12,758 that's looking out for him. 202 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:14,862 - What about Car? - Yeah, yeah, he's great, 203 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:18,034 he's just...he's a little orange right now. 204 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:21,896 - You mean, like, tan? - No, like orange inside. 205 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,482 - [chuckles] 206 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,551 - I think he's just going through something. 207 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,275 And he's not the only one. 208 00:08:27,379 --> 00:08:28,517 I didn't see my mom once tonight, 209 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,068 like, where the fuck was she? 210 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:32,758 - ♪ 211 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:35,620 - Girl, you are loving these nuts. 212 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,965 Your mom is my freaking spirit animal right now. 213 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:41,103 - Very cool, Mona. 214 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:43,379 - Wait, I have to tell you what happened this week. 215 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,344 I joined a gym, as you can see, 216 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,482 and my first morning on the treadmill, 217 00:08:48,586 --> 00:08:50,482 one of my students got on next to me. 218 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:52,862 - No! - Yes. I was too embarrassed 219 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,206 to let him see me, so I hid in the locker room 220 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:57,310 and watched clips of dogs feeling guilty on my phone. 221 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,310 - The same thing just happened to me, 222 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,758 I had to start working out 223 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:02,965 'cause I was on "Watch What Happens Live." 224 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:05,206 - Yeah, you mentioned that. - Yeah, I mean, like, 225 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,896 it was stupid but, you know, 226 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,896 some people said I was good on it. 227 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 - Well, I can't wait to watch it. 228 00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:14,620 - Oh, I can pull it up right now. 229 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,344 - Oh, um. - Yeah, I mean, just... 230 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,517 Yeah, okay, here we go. 231 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,172 It's still loading. 232 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:24,517 Still loading, I think it's taking a lot of time 233 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:27,517 'cause I'm downloading that Foot Filter app. 234 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:29,551 - BROOKE: I can't believe that Chase's first time 235 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,103 getting drunk was in a club. 236 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:33,689 I just wanted him to have a typical teenage experience, 237 00:09:33,793 --> 00:09:35,758 like mine. - What was yours? 238 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,172 - I got wasted on a thing of peach schnapps under my bed 239 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:41,068 and my mom found the bottle and grounded me, 240 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:43,344 and then I told her I wished she was dead 241 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:45,413 and we didn't talk for a month. 242 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,965 Chase will never get that. 243 00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:49,896 - Don't worry, Cook-Brooke, he'll have plenty of firsts. 244 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,827 Maybe he'll lose his V-card the way you did. 245 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:53,827 - To the drummer from Snow Patrol? 246 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,344 Ew, Lance. 247 00:09:55,448 --> 00:09:57,448 - CHASE: [vomiting] - Ooh, Chase. 248 00:09:57,551 --> 00:10:00,172 - [breaks screeching] - Out! Everybody out! 249 00:10:00,275 --> 00:10:02,827 - No, sir, we're about to get on the bridge. 250 00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:05,068 - [cars honking] - I don't care. Out! 251 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,206 - Alright, it should load better out here. 252 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,586 - Surprise--Oh, goddammit! 253 00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:11,172 - Streeter? - Goddammit! 254 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:14,068 - Did you get Chase a car? - Yes, I got him a car, 255 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:15,034 it's a great deal, too. 256 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:16,482 He only has to say "Chevy Camaro" 257 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:17,827 in his next three songs. 258 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,724 - Uber for Jordan? - Uh, what? 259 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,965 - Uber for Jordan, I'm Jordan. - This isn't an Uber. 260 00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,655 - Sorry, I don't like it when the drivers talk to me. 261 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,965 - Yeah, this is good. You're cute. 262 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:29,379 - Yeah, thanks. - Should we go back inside? 263 00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:32,724 - Oh, no, was it...was it weird that I made you watch that? 264 00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,379 - Yes. 265 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:36,793 - Okay, uh, well, we wanna go back inside, 266 00:10:36,896 --> 00:10:40,068 Cary Dreams. - You're not on the list. 267 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,862 - Try "Gay Brother". 268 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,620 - LANCE: [laughing] That's crazy. 269 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,896 - Then, I dated a guy who was only into me 270 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,724 because I was Chase's sister. 271 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,793 He wanted to do it to "Stink." 272 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:51,758 - Same thing happened to me. - What?! 273 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,586 - Yeah, this girl wanted to sleep with me 274 00:10:53,689 --> 00:10:55,689 just 'cause I used to date Chase's sister. 275 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,379 - Eww. How did she even find you? 276 00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:00,413 - These fans can find anybody. 277 00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:03,448 Bunch of 'em followed my mom, too, and her friend Connie. 278 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:06,793 - Aww, how is Connie? - She's a riot. 279 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,482 Hey, did he puke on my back at all? 280 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:12,241 - Um...oh...uh...barely. 281 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:14,275 A lot. He puked a lot. 282 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,931 - LANCE: Yeah. I could feel it. 283 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,000 - Sorry we couldn't get back in. 284 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:23,206 - It's okay, I, uh, came to spend time with you, 285 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:24,517 I don't care where. 286 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,586 - [chuckles] I feel bad I didn't get to say goodbye 287 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,137 to Esther Lay. 288 00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:31,310 - Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. - Yeah. 289 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:38,793 What's wrong? Not hungry, or...? 290 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:43,931 - No, I...I just wasn't eating in case we... 291 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:47,758 and I was the...you-- - Oh. 292 00:11:47,862 --> 00:11:52,758 Oh, no, yeah I wasn't gonna eat in case I was the... 293 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:56,034 - [chuckles] Well, one of us can eat the pizza. 294 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,275 - Right. - Right? 295 00:11:57,379 --> 00:12:01,793 - Yes, I mean, um... I'd prefer to eat the pizza. 296 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:04,000 - Oh, really? - Yeah, but if you wanna eat... 297 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:07,034 - No, no, you can eat the pizza. - Okay, I can. 298 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:10,103 - Uh-huh. For tonight. - Yeah. Okay, cool. 299 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,724 [chuckles] 300 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:15,620 I feel like I should DM Esther Lay goodbye, 301 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:18,068 just so she doesn't think I'm rude. Right? 302 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,034 I don't want her mad at me or anything. 303 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:20,965 - Yeah, sure. 304 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:25,413 - PAT: Woo! [slurring] 305 00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,275 - MONA: Oh, my god, you're high, 306 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,862 that's an Uber driver! 307 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:32,241 - Streeter: This is not an Uber, there's a bow on it! 308 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,724 - Hey, can we just go back to your place and have sex? 309 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,000 - Oh. Now. Yes, great. - Yes. 310 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,586 - Good, okay. - Great. Yes. 311 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:40,724 - What is happening?! 312 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,931 - And my roommate actually sucks 313 00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,413 so could we go to my brother's place? 314 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:46,448 I know that's weird, but they won't be back for hours. 315 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,034 - Oh. Okay. - Great. 316 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,413 - Your brother's place. - Yes. 317 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,137 - JEREMY: Great. 318 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,896 - I love you, Streeter. - And I love Chase. [chuckles] 319 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,724 He's like a father to me. - That's nice. 320 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,482 I know everyone laughs at you, 321 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:02,862 but not me, I think you're great. 322 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:06,137 Woo! We're doing so fast! 323 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,206 - Woo! [laughs] - Everyone laughs at me? 324 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:14,310 - Okay, I'm very much starting to get mad, can we just go? 325 00:13:14,413 --> 00:13:16,344 - LANCE: You know, mad respect to Justin, 326 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:17,931 but I do not get "The Leftovers." 327 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,586 - I think you have to keep watching, 328 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,068 Cary says it picks up. 329 00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,448 What season are you on? - I just finished the third. 330 00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,551 - Oh, then you just don't like it. 331 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,896 - Damn, I love to like things. 332 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,689 - Aw, I know you do. 333 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,724 You just, uh, put him down by the motorcycle. 334 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:33,896 - He's gonna puke again, 335 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,241 he should probably be by a toilet. 336 00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:36,758 - Yeah, well, the motorcycle is a toilet. 337 00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,827 - Damn! For real? 338 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,827 I got you, bro. This place is exactly what my house 339 00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,586 is gonna look like when I'm rich. 340 00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,137 Wait, is there a 7Up hot tub? - No. 341 00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:50,310 - 'Kay, this is almost what my house is gonna look like. 342 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,310 - [banging] 343 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:54,862 - [panting, moaning] 344 00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,793 - Cary? - [clears throat] 345 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,310 - What are you doing here? - CARY: Oh, um... 346 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,758 Sex? - Hell yeah, Car. 347 00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,965 That's what I'm talking about, Car. 348 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,275 - Thank you, Lance. 349 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,896 - Okay, well, we're here because Chase got drunk 350 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,689 and has been puking his guts out. 351 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,034 - He did? - BROOKE: Yes! 352 00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,896 And where was Mom? You'd think if your husband 353 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,931 was a full-blown alcoholic, you'd be more protective 354 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,655 of your kid in a club. 355 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,620 - What? 356 00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,793 - Oh, shit. - Nothing. 357 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,517 Nothing, buddy, I was just joking. 358 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,793 - Hey, come on, man, 359 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,482 why don't we get you back to your motorcycle? 360 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,793 - Whoa, I like your shoes. - LANCE: Thanks, homie. 361 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:37,758 - Hello! I'm home now! 362 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:40,103 - [laughing] She's gone! 363 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,758 - Mom, what are you doing here? 364 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,620 - I'm riding a horsey. - [laughing] 365 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,827 - Shh, it's just Streeter. 366 00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:49,137 - It's just me, I'm not a horse. 367 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,793 What are you guys doing? You laughing at me? 368 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:52,827 - What? No, why? 369 00:14:52,931 --> 00:14:55,034 - No reason, I was just checking. 370 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,413 - Wait, is this Justin Thoreaux's house? 371 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:01,275 Why is my night so random? 372 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,655 - Who are you? - Isn't it fancy? 373 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,103 My bedroom has a swimming pool. 374 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,103 - This place has a pool?! You playing? 375 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,448 Come on, man, the hits just keep coming. 376 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:13,000 - Lance. - Momma D. 377 00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,137 - What is going on with Mom? Is she drunk, too? 378 00:15:15,241 --> 00:15:19,034 - CARY: No, she's on Molly, because..."she deserves it." 379 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:22,862 - What? - Welcome to our house. 380 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,931 It's better than our old house. 381 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:27,137 Because my husband died there. 382 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,482 And that made me very sad. 383 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,689 - Mom, are you okay? 384 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,379 - But now I'm very happy! 385 00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:36,551 And now I'm very tiny! 386 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,275 And now I have a secret for you. 387 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,034 [whispering] 388 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:43,310 - What did she say? 389 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:44,793 - That she wants to go over there. 390 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,655 - Okay. 391 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,172 - So, why did we stop here? 392 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:55,000 - Mom, whatcha doing over here? - Aw, my kids. 393 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,241 I love you so much. 394 00:15:57,344 --> 00:16:00,965 Just know that I will always be there to protect all of you. 395 00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,965 - Oh, really, Mom? All of us? 396 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,448 - What do you mean? 397 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,310 - Okay, well, you know that I'm Chase's assistant, right? 398 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,241 I'm not his mother-- - Not right now. 399 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:09,793 - Hey, what are you guys talking about? 400 00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:12,862 You, uh, ha-ha, laughing at me, or...my shirt, my hair, 401 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,758 and all that... 'cause I'm in on it. 402 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,758 - No, we're having a family moment. 403 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,655 - I have so many nuts in my purse, 404 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,275 who put all these nuts in here? 405 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,517 - What? You did, you freaking psycho. 406 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,965 Oh, my god, that lady is a freaking psycho, 407 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,896 but I love her so much. 408 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,172 - Oh, crap, I gotta go save Chase. 409 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,068 - Yeah, and I should walk Lance out. 410 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,931 - I got...nothing to do. 411 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:39,275 - Hey, sorry, Jeremy, 412 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,689 I don't think now is the best time for a photo. 413 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,068 - What? - I just-- 414 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,965 he's feeling kinda sick, so... 415 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,862 - I wasn't asking for a photo. 416 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,586 - He was just bringing me water 'cause you guys were talking. 417 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:53,448 - Oh, sorry, I just...I knew you wanted a photo with him 418 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,862 for your students, I mean, I guess... 419 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,172 I guess I could take one with you. 420 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,068 - What? - It's just, 'cause, you know, 421 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:03,862 they might weirdly know who I am. 422 00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:06,931 Because of... 423 00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:10,172 - I actually think I'm gonna go. - What? 424 00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,862 - I'm just...feeling a little tired. 425 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,379 - Okay, yeah, cool, cool, yeah, alright, I'll walk you out. 426 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,517 - Feel better. - CHASE: Thanks. 427 00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,034 - [cars honking] 428 00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,310 - Hey, thanks for all your help tonight. 429 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,827 - Of course, you know I got you, girl. 430 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,758 - And as a thank you, you can tell me 431 00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,689 what's been happening on "RHONY". 432 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,034 - Oh, hell yeah, okay. 433 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,344 So in the last ep, they all went to the Catskills 434 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,724 and Ramona fell in the fireplace, 435 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,724 and they showed her whole butt. 436 00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,758 - Whoa! And they didn't blur it? 437 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,827 - Nah, I think it's 'cause it didn't really look like a butt. 438 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,000 - [chuckles] 439 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,896 - Hey, is everything okay? 440 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,172 - Yeah. I just... 441 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:01,862 I'm just not sure if I'm into this whole new vibe. 442 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,206 - What do you mean? Is this... 443 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,068 Is this 'cause of the picture thing? 'Cause I... 444 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:11,517 - I just, um...I know I don't know you that well, 445 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:16,034 but it feels like you a month ago would make fun of you now. 446 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,068 - Oh. 447 00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:22,448 Yikes. - I just... 448 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:26,034 It feels like you don't really know who you are right now. 449 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:34,758 - Um...okay, uh... 450 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,103 I'm--I'm sorry, I... 451 00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:39,413 I guess you could've eaten the pizza. 452 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,068 - Okay. - Okay. 453 00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:47,551 - I'm--I'm sorry. - Okay. 454 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,206 - Bye. - Bye. 455 00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,379 - Alright, I'm gonna bounce. 456 00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:03,103 But if you wanna watch the "RHONY" reunion, 457 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,758 let me know. 458 00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,620 But heads up, it's six nights. 459 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,310 - [chuckles] 'Kay. 460 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:29,793 - Okay, Cook-Brooke, I'll see you later. 461 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:39,241 - [birds chirping] - [fire crackling] 462 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:12,379 - ♪ 463 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:17,000 ♪ I have loved you for the last time ♪ 464 00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:20,034 ♪ Is it a video? 465 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,344 ♪ Is it a video? 466 00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:23,724 ♪ 467 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:29,655 ♪ For the love, for laughter, I flew up to your arms ♪ 468 00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:32,862 ♪ Is it a video? 469 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,241 ♪ Is it a video? 470 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:40,758 ♪ For the love, for laughter, I flew up to your arms ♪ 471 00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:42,172 ♪ 472 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,482 ♪ Is it a video? 473 00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:48,482 ♪ Is it a video? 474 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:52,724 - PAT: Cary. Cary. 475 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,034 - BROOKE: Just give him a second, 476 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,206 he's doing "Call Me By Your Name." 477 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,206 - PAT: Oh. You know, I never saw that movie. 478 00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,310 - BROOKE: Yes, you did, we went with Cary, remember? 479 00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:02,551 He sat facing us while we watched it. 480 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:06,482 - PAT: Oh, yes, that's right. - ♪ Is it a video 481 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,586 You know, Cary just had his 14th birthday party. 482 00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:16,068 It was gumball themed. 483 00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:17,275 It was gonna be dinosaurs 484 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,344 but Target had a lot of gumball stuff, so... 485 00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:20,931 But hey! Everybody loves a gumball. 486 00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,103 Right, Chasey? - BABY CHASE: [gurgling] 487 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,000 - PAT: Ugh, he just threw up on me.