1 00:00:16,681 --> 00:00:20,321 THE CZECH REPUBLIC - NORWAY 2 00:00:21,561 --> 00:00:26,201 Guys! If Norway wins, I'll buy you a trip to the World Cup! 3 00:00:40,321 --> 00:00:43,721 Edgar! Now you gotta keep your promise! 4 00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:47,241 Sorry. There's not gonna be any trip. The EdGarage doesn't have the cash. 5 00:00:47,401 --> 00:00:51,481 The offer just slipped out! You better start saving, guys. 6 00:00:51,641 --> 00:00:55,801 Is the EdGarage out of money, Edgar? 7 00:00:55,961 --> 00:00:59,841 7 MONTHS LATER 8 00:01:04,401 --> 00:01:07,361 LONG FLAT BALLS 9 00:02:16,161 --> 00:02:20,801 Kurt Nilsen here on P4. 20,000 supporters are now in Germany. 10 00:02:20,961 --> 00:02:26,241 And there's at least half a million who'd wish they were there... 11 00:02:28,601 --> 00:02:32,401 - Quit stealing! - I was just getting some change! 12 00:02:32,561 --> 00:02:36,481 There's less here. What have you done with our money? 13 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:41,361 - I needed money for the parking meter! - Won't get to the World Cup with this. 14 00:02:41,521 --> 00:02:44,641 - What was that all about? - I don't know. 15 00:02:50,481 --> 00:02:52,801 Who was that last guy? 16 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:04,521 - Did you hear what he said, Edgar? - No. He was whispering. 17 00:03:04,681 --> 00:03:07,441 If I was supposed to hear it, it's stupid to whisper. 18 00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:11,801 Are you always this bloody hilarious? But that's not why we are here. 19 00:03:11,961 --> 00:03:17,521 We're sick of this! Mobekken is tired of waiting for his money. 20 00:03:17,681 --> 00:03:21,201 Commission means that you keep a percentage. Not all the money! 21 00:03:21,361 --> 00:03:26,361 I knew you were stupid, Edgar, but not that stupid. 22 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:31,521 You've got 30 days to put the money on the table. 23 00:03:31,681 --> 00:03:34,801 If not, we'll take over this... 24 00:03:34,961 --> 00:03:39,801 Mobekken will take over this whole stinking grease pit! 25 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:42,281 My wife is a partner here too. 26 00:03:42,441 --> 00:03:46,321 Well I hope she's a swinger, 'cos she's about to swap partners! 27 00:03:46,481 --> 00:03:49,001 - Have you seen her? - No, but... 28 00:03:49,161 --> 00:03:53,761 If I were you, I'd pass. Thirty days! 29 00:03:53,921 --> 00:03:57,881 Damn it, that little gnome doesn't understand. 30 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:01,481 Do you understand what we're saying? 31 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:07,041 Edgar, the word is you haven't reproduced! You'd better get a move on. 32 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:11,681 If you can't pay me back in thirty days, it won't ever happen! 33 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:15,441 'Cos with no balls, your squirt... Is gonna hurt! 34 00:04:15,601 --> 00:04:20,001 - Did you hear him? - Yeah! This time he didn't whisper. 35 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:43,801 - Kari, come with me! - Edgar, what's going on? 36 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:54,121 That was Mobekken and his monkey. We owe them a lot of money. 37 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:58,201 - We haven't borrowed any... - I wasn't talking about a loan. 38 00:04:58,361 --> 00:05:01,281 I owe him commission for car sales. 39 00:05:01,441 --> 00:05:05,481 But I spent it on things like payroll and stuff. 40 00:05:05,641 --> 00:05:10,401 - Shit! How much are we talking about? - 890,000. 41 00:05:13,321 --> 00:05:16,961 ... you get these fashionable EdGarage caps. 42 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:20,561 If you decide today, I'll throw in a set of winter tires. 43 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:24,681 Nothing like the feeling of new rubber, you know... 44 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,161 Just sign here, please. 45 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:31,441 - OK, we'll take care of it. - Just sold the Volvo! 46 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:40,121 - Sold the Volvo anyway. - That's great, Oyvind. 47 00:05:40,281 --> 00:05:42,961 Hello! 48 00:05:43,121 --> 00:05:47,201 - Won't get to the World Cup with this. - No, we'll need a miracle. 49 00:05:47,361 --> 00:05:50,721 Yeah, like you selling cars to women. 50 00:05:52,161 --> 00:05:55,801 Wake up, will you? We have work to do! 51 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,841 Hi! 52 00:06:14,001 --> 00:06:17,961 I'd like to buy a car. 53 00:06:29,241 --> 00:06:32,881 Just sold the Opel? 54 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:35,961 Oyvind, we need to talk. 55 00:06:38,761 --> 00:06:42,161 - Why do you only sell cars to men? - They're the ones who buy them. 56 00:06:42,321 --> 00:06:46,121 There are also quite a few women who want to buy cars. 57 00:06:47,761 --> 00:06:53,121 Jesus Christ! Here's a list of 15 cars, over the last three months... 58 00:06:53,281 --> 00:06:58,361 - Well, that's quite a lot really! - Sure, but they're all men. 59 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:02,201 I can't see a single... Wait... no, that's a guy too! 60 00:07:02,361 --> 00:07:06,161 What's your problem? Spit it out! 61 00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:10,761 - It's not that easy... - What's your problem with women? 62 00:07:13,761 --> 00:07:16,801 - I've never been laid. - What? 63 00:07:16,961 --> 00:07:20,361 Never fucked! 64 00:07:21,561 --> 00:07:25,481 Lots of people have never fucked. 65 00:07:25,641 --> 00:07:28,681 - Really? - But we can fix that. 66 00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:33,321 - We might be going to Germany. - Yeah, that would be nice. 67 00:07:33,481 --> 00:07:35,561 Alright? 68 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,801 I had my debut in Germany, too. 69 00:07:38,961 --> 00:07:42,801 And Norway will do great in the World Cup! 70 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,881 Being in the World Cup is an accomplishment in itself... 71 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:57,081 - 4 summer tires and 8 winter tires... - We're out of toilet paper, too. 72 00:07:57,241 --> 00:08:00,521 Use something else! Tonight's the crucial game in the group play-offs! 73 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:06,081 - It's time for those long, flat balls! - What do you mean? 74 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:11,401 We're not talking about the shape of the ball, dumbass. 75 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:14,681 - It should travel flat to the turf. - So say that then. 76 00:08:14,841 --> 00:08:19,041 - Professional lingo, you know. - Use your brain stupid! 77 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:30,161 You must have heard the expression! 78 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:37,401 Is it possible to be that stupid? 79 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:42,681 Guys! I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? 80 00:08:42,841 --> 00:08:47,481 Let's start with the bad. Then go for a happy ending. 81 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:51,521 If we start with the good news, then it falls... 82 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:59,401 OK, guys! I'll decide. 83 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:04,721 - Soon, you'll have a new boss. - And the bad news is? 84 00:09:04,881 --> 00:09:10,161 - I have to sell the EdGarage. - You're selling the EdGarage, Edgar? 85 00:09:10,321 --> 00:09:16,641 I've got a problem with Mobekken Auto. I owe him a lot of money. 86 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:20,121 But we've been busy as hell here! We can't be broke. 87 00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:24,361 Yes, but we were selling his cars for commission. 88 00:09:24,521 --> 00:09:29,681 The money he was supposed to get, I had to spend on pay checks. 89 00:09:31,161 --> 00:09:33,521 What's the good news then? 90 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:38,881 If Norway wins tonight, I'll buy you a trip to Germany. 91 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:44,441 Without the women! 92 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:48,441 What are you smiling about? You've never even fucked one! 93 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:56,561 Norway has defeated USA! We've advanced from the group play-offs! 94 00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:01,161 Norway made it to the quarterfinals! 95 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:05,601 Take out a mortgage on the house, and come to Germany! 96 00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:12,281 This is our ride to Germany, guys! 97 00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:14,201 Holy shit! 98 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:16,801 Open the hood, Edgar! 99 00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:23,841 - Is it a two- or four-cylinder? - What do you think? It's four! 100 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:31,481 Do you have a couple of minutes? 101 00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:35,681 That was really cool. The trip to the World Cup. 102 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:40,521 Have you thought about which route to drive? 103 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:45,001 I know a nice route through Hamburg. 104 00:10:45,161 --> 00:10:50,641 - That's the easiest way to get there. - Something else on your mind? 105 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:54,961 Well, we could... swing by the Reeperbahn. 106 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:59,881 Have a peek at the girls Wouldn't that be cool? 107 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:03,641 - What about Laila? - She's not interested in soccer. 108 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:07,041 She's more into ping-pong! 109 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:11,641 - How is it with you two, by the way? - Oh, things are... they're great. 110 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:16,601 Lots of sex and stuff, you know, it's brilliant, really... 111 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:21,601 Jeez... 112 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:25,881 - Do you have a couple of minutes? - Sure, Kai. Sit down. 113 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:29,201 I've thought about Mobekken Auto. 114 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:38,561 This trip to Germany was really nice of you. Lots of good food and stuff... 115 00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:43,121 - I think it will be fun. - I'm looking forward to it! 116 00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:46,881 - I think it'll be nice. - Great fun. 117 00:11:47,041 --> 00:11:51,561 Shame you might have to sell your life's work. It makes me nervous. 118 00:11:51,721 --> 00:11:55,281 - That's just life, Kai. - But that Mobekken... 119 00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:59,521 - He probably needs a good mechanic? - Do you mean yourself? 120 00:11:59,681 --> 00:12:03,721 What about your drinking? Have you really quit? 121 00:12:03,881 --> 00:12:08,281 Yeah, sure, sure. Haven't had a drink in forever. 122 00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:11,641 - Can I trust you on that? - Yes, those days are gone. 123 00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:15,841 Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve, Easter Eve... 124 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:20,441 Midsummer's night... Your birthdays... 125 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:25,401 Then there is no reason for you to be nervous. I'll put in a word for you. 126 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:29,681 That would be nice of you, Edgar. And I'm looking forward to the trip. 127 00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:35,041 - Don't go around being nervous. - Thanks, Edgar. I'll go pack, then. 128 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:48,121 Boy! 129 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:54,801 - Do you have two minutes? - Sure. Come on in. 130 00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:57,641 It's about that trip to Germany. 131 00:12:57,801 --> 00:13:03,681 There's not much left! I only got 250 euros for 2,000. 132 00:13:03,841 --> 00:13:08,201 - Then they gotta be worth more, right? - A lot more. Germany is cheap. 133 00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:16,201 - Freddy, tell the guys. - I'm not going to Germany. 134 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,561 You're not going to Germany? 135 00:13:18,721 --> 00:13:23,201 No, I've landed some gigs. I've got to focus on my music. 136 00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:27,121 - But we're going to the World Cup! - But I don't even like soccer! 137 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:32,561 Everybody likes soccer, you too. You just don't know it yet! 138 00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:35,881 So now we're one man short! 139 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:39,321 - Which letter are you? - N. 140 00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:44,321 - Have you ever heard of ORWAY? - You could fit two letters on your belly. 141 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:51,081 Damn it, I'll show you two letters! Let go of me! God damn it! Hey! 142 00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:55,761 - Do you have ten minutes? - Yeah. 143 00:13:55,921 --> 00:14:00,441 About that trip to Germany... I need some money up front! 144 00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:03,921 I'm broke as usual, you know. 145 00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:09,441 I can't give you an advance as long as you are on sick leave. 146 00:14:09,601 --> 00:14:13,601 I can work under the table. Then get an advance out of that! 147 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,001 We both benefit. 148 00:14:16,161 --> 00:14:20,961 You might not have a job to take sick leave from when you get back. 149 00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:40,441 - Hello. - I can't live here anymore! 150 00:14:40,601 --> 00:14:44,841 This goddamn racket! She's crazy! 151 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,881 - I just can't take it anymore! - He's back again. 152 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,001 Asshole! 153 00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:10,881 Damn crappy burrito music! 154 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:22,521 Just put it on the bill, OK? 155 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,921 Hi, Mom. 156 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:36,561 What's this? After Eight Mints? I don't like After Eight Mints! 157 00:15:36,721 --> 00:15:39,641 - And are those flowers for me? - Yes... 158 00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:42,801 I am allergic to roses! 159 00:15:42,961 --> 00:15:48,361 But how would you know when you've never bothered giving me roses before? 160 00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:53,841 Sit closer! Do it! God, you're almost bald. 161 00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:58,121 Oh, will you stop that? All you do is go to soccer games. 162 00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:03,361 Can't get yourself a woman at soccer games! You have to ask them out. 163 00:16:03,521 --> 00:16:07,161 - But first I have to meet the right one. - In the stupid Stadium? 164 00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:10,801 Besides, you have me, so you don't need anyone! 165 00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:14,921 - Will you stop that horrible racket? - If you tried asking nicely... 166 00:16:15,081 --> 00:16:18,681 You're exactly like your Father. No, you're not really. 167 00:16:18,841 --> 00:16:23,121 Your Father was tall, handsome and had enough hair for a beautiful quiff! 168 00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:27,441 But you are similar in that he traveled the country to see horse races, - 169 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:31,481 - and you have that soccer of yours. Would you stop that? 170 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:36,641 Hear that? They're killing me... When are you going to take me home? 171 00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,441 Me and the boys are going on a soccer trip to Germany. 172 00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:44,041 Germany? The land of beer and prostitutes... Can't you just stop it? 173 00:16:44,201 --> 00:16:49,441 If you can't stop, I'll just have to cut off...the electricity! 174 00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:09,921 NORWAY -ARGENTINA 175 00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:13,441 May Berit Bergh rest in peace. 176 00:17:18,161 --> 00:17:21,601 About that trip to Germany, I really need that money. 177 00:17:21,761 --> 00:17:27,161 Shut the fuck up! This is a funeral, Karsten... 178 00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:40,881 Poor Oyvind! First the EdGarage and... 179 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:46,321 - And then FFK lost last Saturday. - ...and then his Mother... 180 00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:51,001 - They were ahead in the first half, too! - Edgar, I really need that money. 181 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:57,081 Could you move a bit? I'm filling up this hole here. 182 00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:02,361 - At least give me five minutes! - Sorry, gotta get home for the game. 183 00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:07,641 But it's a long kick, it's a very long kick... 184 00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:11,481 Is Mrs. Bergh feeling better now? 185 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,401 She's dead. 186 00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:21,041 He's at a very sharp angle! 187 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:30,881 You guys are finished with these, right? 188 00:18:37,561 --> 00:18:41,481 Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. 189 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:56,721 Norway is 2-1 up against Argentina, another South American team... 190 00:18:56,881 --> 00:18:59,041 Come on, Oyvind! 191 00:18:59,201 --> 00:19:03,121 Oyvind! Oyvind! Oyvind! 192 00:19:06,121 --> 00:19:10,521 - Go on, grab a beer, Oyvind! - And the Reverend too! 193 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:14,161 Rev'rend! Rev'rend! Rev'rend! 194 00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:22,041 Edgar! Edgar! 195 00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:27,201 2-1 victory for Norway. Hope all of Norway is watching. 196 00:19:27,361 --> 00:19:30,921 We've beaten Argentina 2-1! 197 00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:34,481 OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ! 198 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:38,961 Guys... Guys! I have a new N. 199 00:19:39,121 --> 00:19:41,361 Helge! 200 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:47,441 He's the guy replacing Freddy! 201 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:54,401 This is Helge, my nephew. A real party animal... 202 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,521 He's a member of the Free Church. 203 00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:05,121 - Helge. - Satan. 204 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,281 See you tomorrow. 205 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,401 Mama! 206 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:41,081 Petter? What would you say if we were going to have a baby? 207 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:44,561 Yes! Yes, wonderful! 208 00:21:45,561 --> 00:21:49,961 Did you see that? In the top corner from thirty meters! Straight in! 209 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,761 - Do you want me to rewind it? - No, that's OK. 210 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,281 Wanna go to bed? 211 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,961 So it was the real deal, then... 212 00:22:00,121 --> 00:22:04,881 And remember to change your underwear every day. 213 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,761 At this time of night? 214 00:22:06,921 --> 00:22:11,041 I'll throw in some detergent in case you need to get any stains out. 215 00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:13,401 - Hi, Oyvind. - Hi. 216 00:22:13,561 --> 00:22:20,161 I've been thinking... I'm not going to Germany. 217 00:22:20,321 --> 00:22:25,241 I have things to take care of after Mom... 218 00:22:25,401 --> 00:22:28,361 But I'll ride with you to Gothenburg. 219 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:34,441 And I'll tell the guys myself, so you won't have to tell them. 220 00:22:34,601 --> 00:22:37,761 I understand, Oyvind. 221 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:42,641 And while I'm there, I can buy some cheap bacon. 222 00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:45,241 Bye. 223 00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:51,761 I don't think this trip was meant to happen. First, I get us a new N... 224 00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:55,601 - Now we're one O short. - So that was Oyvind at the door? 225 00:22:55,761 --> 00:22:59,801 - Now he tells me he's not going. - That's understandable. 226 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:04,041 - But we're leaving early tomorrow. - He couldn't see this coming. 227 00:23:04,201 --> 00:23:07,961 I wonder if it's an omen... 228 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:14,601 I could come along, you know. I can take my top off, too. 229 00:23:24,561 --> 00:23:29,561 Just one thing... Now that we are going to the World Cup and all... 230 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:33,761 We've talked about taking a break in our relationship before... 231 00:23:33,921 --> 00:23:37,081 Is it OK if I take that break now? 232 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:40,521 - Yeah, that's fine! - It's fine? 233 00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:43,961 - Sure, we can take a break. - We? But... 234 00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:46,801 Bye now, Petter! 235 00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:57,121 I meant that I should take a break, not both of us! Hello? Hello! 236 00:23:57,281 --> 00:24:01,961 - Darn it! - Thanks, I'll take that. 237 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:06,521 We're going to have a nice time without cell phones. 238 00:24:06,681 --> 00:24:11,361 - Well, OK, 15 minutes a day. - 15 minutes? 239 00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:15,601 Phone. Thanks. Bye! 240 00:24:15,761 --> 00:24:17,761 Bye! 241 00:24:22,681 --> 00:24:27,241 - Bloody hell... This is my seat! - I get carsick from sitting in the back. 242 00:24:27,401 --> 00:24:32,001 - Like I care? Get lost! - But, I get stomach pains! 243 00:24:32,161 --> 00:24:36,721 - You think you're so special? - We are all special. 244 00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:38,801 Jesus... 245 00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:41,321 OK, let's go, guys! 246 00:24:46,481 --> 00:24:49,401 And water for you! 247 00:24:49,561 --> 00:24:53,441 - Here, Oyvind! - Wanna hear some music? 248 00:24:59,521 --> 00:25:02,361 Is that Neil Young? 249 00:25:04,721 --> 00:25:09,041 I was wandering in the dark, when Jesus called me to salvation... 250 00:25:09,201 --> 00:25:12,401 - Fucking hell! - Turn that music off! 251 00:25:12,561 --> 00:25:14,761 No... 252 00:25:18,401 --> 00:25:20,961 Hallelujah. 253 00:25:21,121 --> 00:25:25,761 Hallelujah. 254 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:28,921 Hallelujah. 255 00:25:49,721 --> 00:25:52,641 About those 15 minutes, Edgar... 256 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:58,121 If I accumulate them over four days can I talk for an hour? 257 00:25:58,281 --> 00:26:02,201 Maybe I'll want to talk 15 times, one minute at a time. 258 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:06,161 I don't even have a cell phone. You can have my minutes. 259 00:26:06,321 --> 00:26:10,961 - Then everyone gets 20 minutes! - No, 15 minutes, take it or leave it. 260 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:14,521 Kai may want to call later, too. 261 00:26:14,681 --> 00:26:20,481 Will you or Mobekken be the owner of the EdGarage when we return, Edgar? 262 00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:24,161 That makes me nervous, Edgar. 263 00:26:44,201 --> 00:26:45,881 Nice. 264 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:59,841 - When are you going to tell the guys? - It's not easy to tell them I'm not going. 265 00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:03,041 You should tell them before we get on board. 266 00:27:03,201 --> 00:27:07,801 Sure. I'll just go out for some air first. 267 00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:20,841 - Sorry! - Sorry, that was my fault. 268 00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,001 Here. 269 00:27:32,161 --> 00:27:35,001 Thanks. 270 00:27:41,121 --> 00:27:44,001 Take good care of the cap. 271 00:27:44,161 --> 00:27:47,841 I'd like to see it again! 272 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:55,681 Let's go, Edgar! 273 00:27:58,321 --> 00:28:01,521 To Germany, of course! 274 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:16,801 - Beer! - One beer! 275 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,681 Water. 276 00:28:22,161 --> 00:28:25,721 Guys, cabins... Petter, Karsten and Oyvind. 277 00:28:25,881 --> 00:28:30,041 Hell no, I can't bunk with Karsten. He farts like all hell broke loose. 278 00:28:30,201 --> 00:28:34,241 I have to let the air out. Or else my guts will explode. 279 00:28:34,401 --> 00:28:36,961 Kai, you'll stay with Helge and me. 280 00:28:37,121 --> 00:28:43,081 We'd like to inform our passengers that the duty free shop is open. 281 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:49,241 The water's going straight through me. I need to take a leak! 282 00:28:52,361 --> 00:28:57,401 My phone! I have three unused minutes. 283 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,641 Hi, uncle Edgar. 284 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:08,281 - Hi... - Hi, Karsten. 285 00:29:08,441 --> 00:29:10,601 One orange juice, please. 286 00:29:18,361 --> 00:29:22,321 - Henrik! - Cheers! Bottoms up! 287 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:34,761 Wow. That was the best orange juice. May I have another one please? 288 00:29:34,921 --> 00:29:37,001 It was... divine. 289 00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:48,641 Coach Hareide can't keep making substitutes at the 83rd minute. 290 00:29:48,801 --> 00:29:52,281 - Got to make a call. - That won't do it! 291 00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:55,361 What's up with him? 292 00:29:55,521 --> 00:29:59,321 He was looking forward to lots of babes. 293 00:29:59,481 --> 00:30:03,041 Now he's calling home all the time. 294 00:30:21,241 --> 00:30:24,961 - Hi, Petter! You alright? - Yeah! 295 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:36,921 Hi, it's Petter again. Call me when you get the time. Bye. 296 00:30:42,601 --> 00:30:47,041 - Are you feeling sick? - No... Did you speak to Laila? 297 00:30:47,201 --> 00:30:54,441 No. She won't answer. I think she is... trying to avoid me. 298 00:31:04,841 --> 00:31:08,121 You two go ahead. I'll join you later. 299 00:31:12,001 --> 00:31:14,721 Hi! 300 00:31:14,881 --> 00:31:18,361 How are you? 301 00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:22,121 I got a huge bump. Did you? 302 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,321 Can I touch it? 303 00:31:24,481 --> 00:31:28,121 Oh, it's big! Wanna feel mine? 304 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:36,601 Are you seasick? 305 00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:40,001 No way! Our family's got salt water in our bloo... 306 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:54,721 I'm such a happy Christian, Karsten! 307 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:58,641 - Join me! - He's calling for you. 308 00:31:58,801 --> 00:32:01,721 Hallelujah! 309 00:32:04,321 --> 00:32:06,641 Karsten! 310 00:32:10,321 --> 00:32:14,361 - I don't know what happened. - I've got some theories, Helge. 311 00:32:14,521 --> 00:32:16,841 Uncle Edgar, please... 312 00:32:19,321 --> 00:32:23,361 Kai never came to his cabin! I believe he hit the bottle again. 313 00:32:23,521 --> 00:32:26,561 We'll have to check when we get off the boat. 314 00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:30,801 We're all special, you know. 315 00:32:40,281 --> 00:32:44,561 Cool moves you had yesterday. Can you show us? 316 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:47,241 I can always try. 317 00:32:48,961 --> 00:32:51,841 - No, not like that. - Not like this? 318 00:32:54,561 --> 00:32:57,241 You have to add a little hop to the hip! 319 00:32:57,401 --> 00:33:01,041 They haven't seen Kai. First we have to get through customs. 320 00:33:10,641 --> 00:33:15,241 When we're through customs, we'll find Kai and get out of here. 321 00:33:15,401 --> 00:33:18,361 Don't try to be smart with these guys. 322 00:33:26,201 --> 00:33:29,121 Out of the car! Out! 323 00:33:38,441 --> 00:33:43,281 Look at this. Just his size, huh? 324 00:33:43,441 --> 00:33:45,761 What's that? 325 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,921 That's deterg... 326 00:33:52,881 --> 00:33:56,001 Bingo. 327 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:59,561 - And what's this? - It is dete... 328 00:34:14,361 --> 00:34:17,401 Strip-search them all! 329 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:36,521 Guys, I'm going to ask about Kai at the police station. You stay here. 330 00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:47,961 Guys! What's Kai's letter? In case we have to replace him. 331 00:34:56,081 --> 00:35:00,001 Kai's been arrested. For theft of a baby's stroller and attempted kidnapping. 332 00:35:00,161 --> 00:35:04,521 - Theft and kidnapping? - I can't talk to him until tomorrow. 333 00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:08,801 - What about tonight's game? - We're not leaving without Kai. 334 00:35:08,961 --> 00:35:12,881 - It's a shame to waste those tickets. - I haven't bought any tickets yet. 335 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:17,281 - They weren't that easy to get. - You haven't bought any tickets? 336 00:35:17,441 --> 00:35:22,001 No, but I'll get them. I've got connections down there. 337 00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:28,161 There are more important things in life than soccer. 338 00:35:28,321 --> 00:35:32,481 Such as? 339 00:35:39,281 --> 00:35:42,321 This is where we're staying. Do you want to go to your rooms first, - 340 00:35:42,481 --> 00:35:45,801 - or should we find a pub showing soccer and go there? 341 00:35:45,961 --> 00:35:50,481 - I need to go up to my room. - Changing into more spicy underwear? 342 00:35:50,641 --> 00:35:54,721 - It's my Mom's. - As if that's any better. 343 00:35:54,881 --> 00:35:59,601 - I wasn't planning on coming this far. - Huh? 344 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:03,481 I used the bag as a cover-up. I brought her bag to... 345 00:36:03,641 --> 00:36:07,161 - Are you going to betray us? - I was going to tell you in Gothenburg. 346 00:36:07,321 --> 00:36:12,721 - We would've been one letter short. - You can't betray your mates! 347 00:36:12,881 --> 00:36:15,961 We're in the World Cup and all... 348 00:36:16,121 --> 00:36:19,121 Traitor! Judas! 349 00:36:20,121 --> 00:36:23,401 - We are yelling at Oyvind. - He's our pal. 350 00:36:23,561 --> 00:36:28,121 You shut up, when we're yelling at him. Now, where were we? 351 00:36:28,281 --> 00:36:33,161 - Yes. The betrayal! - I can take some bags up with me. 352 00:36:36,841 --> 00:36:40,401 Good day. Can I help you? 353 00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:49,001 Norway... yes... 354 00:36:49,161 --> 00:36:51,561 Wenche Myhre. 355 00:36:51,721 --> 00:36:54,401 Derrick. 356 00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:23,841 We can sit over there. 357 00:37:27,001 --> 00:37:29,401 Bye. 358 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:34,681 Six beers, please. 359 00:37:39,521 --> 00:37:42,281 Here you go. 360 00:37:42,441 --> 00:37:46,401 Thanks Edgar! 361 00:37:46,561 --> 00:37:51,961 - There are lots of Germans here! - Lots of Germans in Germany. 362 00:38:29,561 --> 00:38:32,841 A toothbrush. 363 00:39:19,001 --> 00:39:21,561 Now they're showing highlights from the play-offs. 364 00:39:21,721 --> 00:39:25,681 But tonight it's the quarter finals. It's gonna be great! 365 00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:28,921 - But Oyvind's in his room. - Why don't you call him? 366 00:39:29,081 --> 00:39:33,601 - I've got his phone, right here. - Exactly! 367 00:39:33,761 --> 00:39:38,561 - I'll get him, but I want my cell phone. - You're out of minutes! 368 00:39:38,721 --> 00:39:43,281 - I've got three minutes left in my quota. - Karsten's right. 369 00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:46,881 - How the hell do you know? - I just know. 370 00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,121 Give me my phone. 371 00:40:03,521 --> 00:40:06,561 But guys... 372 00:40:06,721 --> 00:40:12,321 With Oyvind here we're still an A short. 373 00:40:21,041 --> 00:40:24,521 - Been here long? - I... I just came. 374 00:40:26,481 --> 00:40:30,401 - I came. Just a minute ago. - Get dressed! 375 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:34,881 The guys are waiting at the pub. The game's about to start. 376 00:40:40,721 --> 00:40:43,481 Hello, it's Petter again. 377 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:47,841 Please call when you get my message. 378 00:40:48,001 --> 00:40:50,001 Bye. 379 00:40:51,601 --> 00:40:56,361 I've really screwed up this time. Laila won't answer my calls. 380 00:40:56,521 --> 00:41:00,481 She's not returning my calls. I don't know what to do. 381 00:41:00,641 --> 00:41:04,761 I think she's fooling around. Yeah, I do. 382 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:08,761 The elevator... Get in. 383 00:41:21,241 --> 00:41:26,281 - Here's the paint, Edgar. - Go to the bathroom. I'll get the guys. 384 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:31,241 I don't know what to do. Laila won't return my calls... 385 00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:37,281 - Are you going to wear that? - I think it's cool. 386 00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:41,681 Guys! We can paint an A on this German! 387 00:41:42,841 --> 00:41:45,681 - He's perfect! - He's plastered! 388 00:41:45,841 --> 00:41:50,601 - We're running out of time! - Off with his clothes. Start painting! 389 00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:20,441 Norway has defeated England in Hamburg. 390 00:42:36,241 --> 00:42:40,361 - Did you see that goal? - Yeah! Awesome! 391 00:42:40,521 --> 00:42:43,801 What the hell's Edgar up to? 392 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:48,681 We've got to thank this guy. What's "thank you" in German? 393 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:53,121 It's "danke". 394 00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:58,921 - Are you Norwegian? - Sure, I'm from Sarpsborg. 395 00:43:02,201 --> 00:43:07,281 Oyvind, what's this extra charge for 100 Euros on your room? 396 00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:11,681 It's for a toothbrush. 397 00:43:11,841 --> 00:43:17,441 100 Euros for a toothbrush? Is it electrical? 398 00:43:32,561 --> 00:43:36,321 Thanks a lot, Kai. Get your ass inside! 399 00:43:39,401 --> 00:43:43,281 Kai, you idiot. You wrecked our entire quarter final. 400 00:43:43,441 --> 00:43:47,321 - Sinner. - You shut up! 401 00:43:47,481 --> 00:43:52,601 - You too, shitface! - Petter, I believe he got it. 402 00:43:52,761 --> 00:43:57,961 But I've got a surprise for you, guys! South Korea didn't advance, - 403 00:43:58,121 --> 00:44:01,921 - so I bought their tickets for the semi finals. 404 00:44:26,241 --> 00:44:30,321 - Hell Edgar, this is the wrong way! - It's just a quick detour. 405 00:44:30,481 --> 00:44:34,881 - I want to show you a beautiful church. - And where is this church? 406 00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:39,921 - Well, it's in Rostock. - A 200 kilometers detour! 407 00:44:40,081 --> 00:44:43,961 - What if we miss the game? - When did you become religious? 408 00:44:44,121 --> 00:44:48,801 Just a trip down memory lane. When I was a sailor I spent some time there. 409 00:44:48,961 --> 00:44:54,201 We're going to church, uncle Edgar? Praise God! 410 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:07,961 Look at that joint, guys. I'm starving! 411 00:45:08,121 --> 00:45:12,041 Keep dreaming! That's the most expensive restaurant in the area! 412 00:45:12,201 --> 00:45:17,401 Let's go into the church. It's a cultural treasure. Come on. 413 00:45:17,561 --> 00:45:19,441 Karsten! 414 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:34,201 There's no smoking in church! 415 00:45:34,361 --> 00:45:38,041 Show some respect. 416 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:47,881 "... our beloved parents, rest in peace". 417 00:46:49,961 --> 00:46:53,161 Where's he going? 418 00:46:54,081 --> 00:46:57,721 Let's eat, guys! Over there! 419 00:47:19,161 --> 00:47:22,961 - I have to talk to you. - We have nothing to talk about. 420 00:47:23,121 --> 00:47:25,801 Our son. 421 00:47:25,961 --> 00:47:29,601 Whom you've not seen in twenty years. 422 00:47:38,201 --> 00:47:40,361 He's doing fine. 423 00:48:27,801 --> 00:48:31,361 - Every day should be like this. - I am so full. 424 00:48:32,761 --> 00:48:35,361 Here comes uncle Edgar. 425 00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:39,801 What the hell is this? 426 00:48:41,601 --> 00:48:46,921 Edgar... come here for a second. Come on... 427 00:48:48,201 --> 00:48:50,241 What is it? 428 00:49:04,761 --> 00:49:09,201 Hope you enjoyed the meal! 429 00:49:09,361 --> 00:49:12,601 I was against this, Edgar. 430 00:49:12,761 --> 00:49:17,921 You just drank up the money for tonight's hotel. 431 00:49:31,321 --> 00:49:33,921 Damn it! 432 00:49:34,081 --> 00:49:38,801 - It wasn't me! - Like hell it wasn't! 433 00:49:38,961 --> 00:49:42,441 What's up, guys? 434 00:49:42,601 --> 00:49:47,441 - What on earth have you been eating? - It's still in the air. 435 00:49:47,601 --> 00:49:52,041 - Did you fart like this in jail? - Let him be, shithead! 436 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:03,681 Edgar, stop! I have to take a leak. 437 00:50:03,841 --> 00:50:06,401 Me too. Piss some pee out of the pecker! 438 00:50:18,161 --> 00:50:20,001 Anne... 439 00:50:27,681 --> 00:50:30,401 Go Norway. 440 00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:38,001 Oyvind, you can buy electric toothbrushes for 18.90 Euros there. 441 00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:41,841 Man, you were ripped off! 442 00:50:47,121 --> 00:50:50,241 Shit, the cops! 443 00:50:50,401 --> 00:50:53,161 - Stop the car! - We'll never make it to the game now. 444 00:50:53,321 --> 00:50:57,361 You guys shut up, and let me do the talking! 445 00:50:57,521 --> 00:51:00,161 Shut the fuck up! 446 00:51:07,561 --> 00:51:10,281 Put that bottle away! 447 00:51:15,361 --> 00:51:18,161 It stinks of alcohol in here. 448 00:51:18,321 --> 00:51:22,641 He says it smells of alcohol in here, guys. 449 00:51:25,881 --> 00:51:27,961 Better now? 450 00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:30,161 Get out! All of you! 451 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:35,081 - There went another 50 Euros. - It's impossible for Karsten to shut up. 452 00:51:35,241 --> 00:51:39,601 - Think we'll make it to the game? - I got us the tickets... 453 00:51:39,761 --> 00:51:44,481 And I'll get us there on time. Start painting, guys! 454 00:51:44,641 --> 00:51:49,001 Come on, guys! The game has already started! 455 00:51:55,361 --> 00:51:58,881 Ladies and gentlemen. Today's number of spectators is... 456 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:02,161 What the hell...? 457 00:52:02,321 --> 00:52:06,881 Edgar! It's the wrong semi final! 458 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,321 Wrong game! 459 00:52:10,401 --> 00:52:13,681 - Nice seats. - But it's the wrong game! 460 00:52:13,841 --> 00:52:16,001 A game's a game. 461 00:52:17,321 --> 00:52:21,601 - Yeah, a game is a game... - Not when it's the wrong one! 462 00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:40,641 And Norway scores! 2-2, and we've played for sixty minutes... 463 00:52:40,801 --> 00:52:44,921 Thank you. That was "Prison". And now one of my new songs. 464 00:52:45,081 --> 00:52:48,241 Here's "My Life". 465 00:52:53,401 --> 00:52:57,441 This sucks, Edgar! We should be watching Norway's game! 466 00:52:57,601 --> 00:53:01,001 I'll call Kari, she can show us the game on the video cell phone. 467 00:53:04,001 --> 00:53:08,441 Kari, please hold the phone up in front of the TV! 468 00:53:09,601 --> 00:53:12,761 Towards the TV set, so we can watch the game. 469 00:53:12,921 --> 00:53:15,521 I thought you were at the game? 470 00:53:15,681 --> 00:53:17,961 Hang on, I'll hold it up for you. 471 00:53:18,121 --> 00:53:22,321 This is very, very exciting. Here's John Arne Riise in a good stride. 472 00:53:22,481 --> 00:53:26,921 Riise played a good game for Norway... 473 00:53:35,681 --> 00:53:39,801 - What do you think you're doing? - We can't hear the game in there. 474 00:53:39,961 --> 00:53:45,121 - Turn it down! - I'll take care of this. Go back in. 475 00:53:46,241 --> 00:53:51,281 When I booked you, I didn't know that Norway would reach the semi finals. 476 00:53:51,441 --> 00:53:57,041 - But I'm playing rock'n'roll. - Cool down! Watch the game instead. 477 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:03,681 Score's 2-2, Norway's got the advantage... 478 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:08,681 And it's a goal! 3-2 Norway by Thorstein Helstad... 479 00:54:08,841 --> 00:54:15,361 This is a magical moment in Norwegian sports history! 480 00:54:15,521 --> 00:54:18,601 3-2 against Sweden. 481 00:54:18,761 --> 00:54:22,361 No wonder the fans are happy. 482 00:54:22,521 --> 00:54:25,921 This is Norwegian sports at its best. 483 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:30,481 There are six Norwegians in Dortmund. 484 00:54:30,641 --> 00:54:33,241 Obviously watching the wrong game! 485 00:54:33,401 --> 00:54:37,601 So much for buying tickets from Scalps! 486 00:54:37,761 --> 00:54:41,121 But soccer is soccer, a game's a game. 487 00:54:41,281 --> 00:54:44,761 It's not this game. 488 00:54:44,921 --> 00:54:48,241 My game. 489 00:54:48,401 --> 00:54:51,681 Mein Kampf. 490 00:54:56,041 --> 00:54:58,561 Carew, and it goes wide... 491 00:55:14,681 --> 00:55:19,001 Bittman, Bittman, Bittman...! 492 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:26,801 And there goes the whistle! We're at the final! 493 00:55:26,961 --> 00:55:31,881 We have a match against Germany in Berlin! 494 00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:35,121 We're at the final, guys! 495 00:55:52,281 --> 00:55:54,281 Two beers, please. 496 00:56:05,121 --> 00:56:09,321 There's that substitute who scored the final goal. 497 00:56:09,481 --> 00:56:12,761 Klaus Bittman. 498 00:57:59,921 --> 00:58:05,401 This neighborhood is really scary! I thought I'd better watch our stuff! 499 00:59:10,321 --> 00:59:14,401 I'm going to Germany to join the guys! I need a car. 500 00:59:14,561 --> 00:59:18,641 Just pick one! But I want you to bring this package to Oyvind... 501 01:00:02,601 --> 01:00:04,641 Stop the damn car. 502 01:00:10,961 --> 01:00:14,721 Guys, what were you thinking? 503 01:00:14,881 --> 01:00:19,841 - Come on, Edgar, he's a grown up. - And we didn't leave him without money. 504 01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:25,281 He deserved it. He brought shame on us! 505 01:00:25,441 --> 01:00:28,921 To all of Norway! That thing he said to the Germans... 506 01:00:29,081 --> 01:00:35,361 We've been through a lot on this trip, but this is insane... 507 01:00:35,521 --> 01:00:40,401 ... and pretty, bloody funny! Should've done it ages ago! 508 01:01:15,281 --> 01:01:20,401 I'll just pull over, guys. I think we're lost. 509 01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:30,361 Petter, you have a new text message. It's from Freddy. 510 01:01:32,201 --> 01:01:36,921 "Hi, Petter. I'm not sure if I should tell you this, - 511 01:01:37,081 --> 01:01:43,321 - but the other night, I saw Laila with another guy." 512 01:01:43,481 --> 01:01:46,601 - Give me my phone. - Sorry, Petter. 513 01:01:46,761 --> 01:01:50,201 I need to be alone! 514 01:01:50,361 --> 01:01:52,361 Petter... 515 01:01:52,521 --> 01:01:55,601 I know just how you feel. 516 01:01:57,761 --> 01:02:00,801 Petter, wait a minute. 517 01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:11,641 - Might as well get off here, guys. - I'll stay here in the van. It's home. 518 01:02:11,801 --> 01:02:15,481 There are too many bars around. That makes me nervous! 519 01:02:15,641 --> 01:02:19,321 I'm not moving 'till I get something to eat! 520 01:02:19,481 --> 01:02:22,681 My blood sugar is low! 521 01:02:26,001 --> 01:02:32,161 - I wanted to be alone! - But we are alone... 522 01:02:39,441 --> 01:02:42,001 Edgar. 523 01:02:44,841 --> 01:02:48,561 - Yeah? - What are you up to now, Edgar? 524 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:53,041 You needed something for your blood sugar, right? 525 01:02:53,201 --> 01:02:58,001 - Trust Edgar to fix your blood sugar. - Yeah, Edgar fixes most things, Kai. 526 01:03:14,641 --> 01:03:17,201 Can I help you, sir? 527 01:04:29,081 --> 01:04:35,001 - What's taking him so long? - I think I know, but I can't tell. 528 01:04:35,161 --> 01:04:37,721 I can't tell, either. 529 01:04:59,121 --> 01:05:01,521 Hey, boy! 530 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:14,761 You can go. 531 01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:33,041 I haven't ordered anything. 532 01:05:54,281 --> 01:05:56,281 Klaus... 533 01:05:59,761 --> 01:06:02,521 I'm your Father! 534 01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:45,281 Give me that phone. 535 01:06:47,401 --> 01:06:51,241 I was so looking forward to this trip, and then I screw it up. 536 01:06:55,721 --> 01:07:00,041 Hell, I regret it. Asking Laila for a break! 537 01:07:00,201 --> 01:07:03,881 What was I thinking? 538 01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:07,561 Now, I can't even get through to her! 539 01:07:09,521 --> 01:07:13,001 Have you tried dialing the Norwegian pre-fix? 540 01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:16,961 I'm such a fool, Oyvind. 541 01:07:17,121 --> 01:07:23,681 The woman of my dreams was right in front of me. Still I didn't see her. 542 01:07:33,881 --> 01:07:38,321 What took you so long, Edgar? You made me really nervous. 543 01:07:38,481 --> 01:07:43,001 I'm bloody starving to death. Did you bring anything for my blood sugar? 544 01:07:43,161 --> 01:07:46,321 - I forgot. - You don't forget things like that. 545 01:07:46,481 --> 01:07:49,561 So this is all about you, then? 546 01:07:49,721 --> 01:07:54,241 I arranged this trip for us all. But all you guys do is think about yourselves! 547 01:07:54,401 --> 01:07:58,081 I've had it with you! 548 01:08:03,321 --> 01:08:07,321 - I'll never get her back. - I've never had anyone. 549 01:08:07,481 --> 01:08:10,201 You've never? Not once? 550 01:08:10,361 --> 01:08:14,281 Almost. Once. 551 01:08:16,641 --> 01:08:21,521 I'm no good with women. Maybe that's why I can't sell cars to them? 552 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:26,361 - It's hard to tell. - Could I be gay, and not know? 553 01:08:26,521 --> 01:08:31,561 Does your mamba do the samba when you see a naked man? 554 01:08:31,721 --> 01:08:34,041 I've never seen a naked man! 555 01:08:41,801 --> 01:08:44,121 Feel anything? 556 01:08:44,281 --> 01:08:46,321 Nothing? 557 01:08:54,161 --> 01:08:56,401 What a relief! 558 01:08:56,561 --> 01:08:58,641 Hi. 559 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:02,361 Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not... 560 01:09:02,521 --> 01:09:06,601 - He's the reason we're here. - Me? 561 01:09:06,761 --> 01:09:11,761 That's fine, Oyvind. There's nothing wrong with that. 562 01:09:11,921 --> 01:09:15,761 - We were just here to check... - No, he wanted to check it out. 563 01:09:15,921 --> 01:09:21,441 It's OK. You don't need to explain. Maybe I'll see you around. 564 01:09:26,881 --> 01:09:32,081 I don't want her to think I'm gay. You're the one with the insecurities. 565 01:09:33,401 --> 01:09:39,161 - Thanks a lot! - Oyvind, come on... 566 01:10:23,801 --> 01:10:27,361 - Where are we going? - Home. 567 01:10:27,521 --> 01:10:32,121 To see if I still have a home! 568 01:10:32,281 --> 01:10:36,841 We could spend weeks walking. 569 01:10:37,001 --> 01:10:42,281 Or we could drive home tomorrow after the game. With Edgar and the guys. 570 01:10:44,761 --> 01:10:46,801 Huh? 571 01:10:47,841 --> 01:10:51,841 - Don't you think that is a better idea? - Yeah. 572 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:57,361 - Fuck, I've never had anybody! - Poor guy... 573 01:10:57,521 --> 01:11:02,681 We were having a break, and I was the one who asked for it! 574 01:11:28,361 --> 01:11:32,801 - Are you up already, Edgar? - I didn't sleep all night. 575 01:11:32,961 --> 01:11:35,841 I think Kari knows. 576 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:40,961 Every year, someone sent Klaus Christmas and birthday presents. 577 01:11:43,801 --> 01:11:47,641 You're the only one who knows. 578 01:11:47,801 --> 01:11:52,121 Did you tell Kari? 579 01:11:53,521 --> 01:11:58,281 - Were you drunk? - You don't lie to Kari. 580 01:12:00,001 --> 01:12:03,481 I'll have my 15 minutes. 581 01:12:30,841 --> 01:12:33,321 Dad! 582 01:12:33,481 --> 01:12:35,841 Klaus... 583 01:12:51,841 --> 01:12:57,001 - This is my son, Klaus. - Hello, Klaus. 584 01:12:59,321 --> 01:13:01,801 Klaus, we have to go. 585 01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:05,921 Say hello to my Father. 586 01:13:07,681 --> 01:13:12,561 - Klaus, we really have to go now. - OK, just a minute. 587 01:13:20,401 --> 01:13:25,601 Nice of your son, Edgar. Lending us this suite! 588 01:13:25,761 --> 01:13:31,081 - How very suite of him! - I can wear two letters, guys. 589 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:34,921 - Why don't we just paint "Norge"? - "Norge"? 590 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,841 Freddy's here, guys! 591 01:13:48,321 --> 01:13:51,961 - When did you arrive? - I just did. 592 01:13:52,121 --> 01:13:56,561 - It's some important legal-stuff. - Not as important as the World Cup! 593 01:14:04,721 --> 01:14:08,241 Hurry, the game begins soon! 594 01:14:08,401 --> 01:14:12,481 - I can't flush, Edgar. - Let's have a look. Move! 595 01:14:12,641 --> 01:14:17,201 Damn, Kai. You took a dump in the bidet! 596 01:14:37,961 --> 01:14:41,521 Nice of Klaus to get us these good seats. Look at that stadium! 597 01:14:41,681 --> 01:14:44,161 We've beaten Argentina and England. 598 01:14:44,321 --> 01:14:48,481 Now the full Olympic Stadium awaits, in Berlin. 599 01:14:48,641 --> 01:14:52,641 There are 10, 000 Norwegians here today. There's the team... 600 01:14:52,801 --> 01:14:56,601 It's time for Norway's national anthem. 601 01:14:56,761 --> 01:14:59,921 Hats off, guys! 602 01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:33,681 Norway, with no key players. Germany, of course, huge favorites. 603 01:15:34,481 --> 01:15:38,441 And there's the start of the 2006 World Cup final! 604 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:43,081 The Germans are coming on strong right from the start. 605 01:15:46,641 --> 01:15:50,761 Panic save! And here comes Germany again... 606 01:15:50,921 --> 01:15:52,841 Isn't he offside? 607 01:15:53,001 --> 01:15:58,441 That was close! Another bad pass. Norwegian defense is on thin ice. 608 01:15:58,601 --> 01:16:00,801 What's going on? 609 01:16:02,041 --> 01:16:06,481 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? This is a one-way street! 610 01:16:08,441 --> 01:16:11,841 The Norwegians, yeah. Let them come. 611 01:16:16,481 --> 01:16:19,441 Norway is under enormous pressure. 612 01:16:19,601 --> 01:16:21,681 No! 613 01:16:21,841 --> 01:16:24,481 Penalty kick! Wonderful! 614 01:16:33,681 --> 01:16:37,881 I've never seen Norway play with so little motivation! 615 01:16:38,041 --> 01:16:42,761 If we win this, I'll walk barefoot back home to Norway. 616 01:16:52,601 --> 01:16:56,721 We'll just have to hope for a better second half... 617 01:17:03,721 --> 01:17:06,041 Look at all the celebrities, guys. 618 01:17:08,281 --> 01:17:12,681 - I'm really nervous, Edgar! - Relax, Kai, it'll be alright. 619 01:17:14,361 --> 01:17:16,641 Thank you. 620 01:17:23,601 --> 01:17:26,521 PRINCE OF NORWAY Cool outfit. 621 01:17:26,681 --> 01:17:31,321 I don't work here. I'm on this trip with the guys. 622 01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:35,961 - Do you like soccer? - Sure. That's why I'm here. 623 01:17:36,121 --> 01:17:40,401 I'm meeting Athletes, but also real people like you. 624 01:17:40,561 --> 01:17:46,561 I'm working on this book about people and high-level sports... 625 01:17:46,721 --> 01:17:51,721 People like you are really my focus, who... Hi. 626 01:17:51,881 --> 01:17:55,081 How nice to see you. We'll talk later! 627 01:17:55,241 --> 01:18:01,361 I'm questioning how sound is the mind, in a healthy body? 628 01:18:01,521 --> 01:18:04,161 Do you know what I mean? 629 01:18:04,321 --> 01:18:07,601 It's been a long time. Say hi to the Wife! 630 01:18:07,761 --> 01:18:09,681 Freddy... 631 01:18:09,841 --> 01:18:15,361 What kind of a guy was Laila on a date with? 632 01:18:15,521 --> 01:18:20,561 - I don't know. But I took a picture! - Let me see. 633 01:18:20,721 --> 01:18:23,001 There. 634 01:18:23,161 --> 01:18:27,121 That's her brother! You're the best! 635 01:18:27,281 --> 01:18:30,641 - I am? - Yeah! 636 01:18:30,801 --> 01:18:34,841 - I'm gonna be faithful forever! - Congratulations. 637 01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:38,441 Well, I'm not ga... 638 01:18:41,481 --> 01:18:43,961 Edgar, my phone! 639 01:18:47,601 --> 01:18:50,881 Excuse me. You're that lady from TV. 640 01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:55,361 I was wondering... where can I play this? 641 01:18:55,521 --> 01:19:00,201 - I saw a video player in there. - Thanks. 642 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:08,481 Just looking at the label, Edgar. 643 01:19:08,641 --> 01:19:14,361 If Freddy hadn't come, we'd be one letter short again. 644 01:19:14,521 --> 01:19:18,561 - And that would be no good. - But you've got room for two letters. 645 01:19:20,161 --> 01:19:23,761 - This is out of order! - I'll have a look. 646 01:19:23,921 --> 01:19:27,601 Let's see... Who hooked this up? 647 01:19:30,961 --> 01:19:32,841 Edgar... 648 01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:45,521 Hey, Edgar. So you can afford this? 649 01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:47,681 Hello, Oyvind. 650 01:19:47,841 --> 01:19:51,721 When you see this, I'll be dead, but I guess you know that. 651 01:19:51,881 --> 01:19:58,081 I've never trusted a soul, so I'm recording my last will on video. 652 01:19:58,241 --> 01:20:02,841 But I have to trust the lawyer to take care of this video. 653 01:20:03,001 --> 01:20:09,361 Or else, it might end up lost amongst all of your dirty movies. 654 01:20:10,761 --> 01:20:15,641 Bet you didn't think I'd leave you anything. 655 01:20:15,801 --> 01:20:18,401 I didn't! 656 01:20:18,561 --> 01:20:21,641 But there was some money left from your Father. 657 01:20:21,801 --> 01:20:24,881 Always a gambler. 658 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:28,001 He actually won something before he died. 659 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:33,361 But I didn't want it, and didn't want you to get spoilt by it. 660 01:20:33,521 --> 01:20:38,321 But now I'm dead, so you might as well have it! 661 01:20:38,481 --> 01:20:43,201 I guess you'll be wondering how much you're in for? 662 01:20:43,361 --> 01:20:46,441 Let's see, it's... 663 01:20:55,481 --> 01:20:59,961 Twelve million, four hundred thousand. 664 01:21:06,801 --> 01:21:11,561 Twelve million! That ought to be enough to buy half the EdGarage, Edgar. 665 01:21:11,721 --> 01:21:14,841 By far! 666 01:21:23,601 --> 01:21:29,561 Now you can buy that Porsche and still have ten million left. 667 01:21:33,641 --> 01:21:37,081 - Wow. Hi. - Hi. 668 01:21:37,241 --> 01:21:40,761 - Have you enjoyed the game so far? - Amateur soccer! 669 01:21:40,921 --> 01:21:45,201 We'll hit them back in the second half! 670 01:21:45,361 --> 01:21:49,841 - Go, Norway! - Norway! Norway! 671 01:21:50,001 --> 01:21:54,441 My God, Stig, the guys don't even seem motivated. 672 01:21:55,641 --> 01:21:59,361 Look! Germany has cheerleaders. 673 01:21:59,521 --> 01:22:02,721 We don't have anything like that. 674 01:22:11,321 --> 01:22:14,521 Hey, you guys with the letters! 675 01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:18,321 Do me a favor will you? 676 01:22:25,281 --> 01:22:28,121 Not bad. 677 01:22:48,641 --> 01:22:52,401 - We can't just stand still, guys! - Let's do the dance Helge taught us. 678 01:22:52,561 --> 01:22:56,561 - No, my leg hurts... - Sure, let's do that! 679 01:23:18,281 --> 01:23:21,201 They seem a little heavy on their feet. 680 01:23:29,601 --> 01:23:32,761 Samba! 681 01:23:32,921 --> 01:23:36,201 Lord, these guys really know their stuff! 682 01:24:04,281 --> 01:24:07,961 Look at this, guys. Look at the screen. 683 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:23,881 Are we gonna get them? 684 01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:29,041 This is a great day in the history of Norwegian Dance! 685 01:24:58,801 --> 01:25:00,601 Oyvind. 686 01:25:07,161 --> 01:25:09,601 Anne! 687 01:25:31,841 --> 01:25:37,401 Let's hope this ecstatic atmosphere rubs off on the players. 688 01:25:37,561 --> 01:25:41,681 And there's the second half under way. It's now or never. 689 01:25:41,841 --> 01:25:45,481 And Norway is in fact passing the ball forward. 690 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:51,761 Won the ball once again in the midfield... 691 01:25:53,841 --> 01:25:55,641 Oh, my God! 692 01:25:56,961 --> 01:26:00,881 - Where did Petter go? - Don't know. 693 01:26:03,321 --> 01:26:06,321 Another chance for Norway... 694 01:26:06,481 --> 01:26:09,841 This game has completely turned around! 695 01:26:10,001 --> 01:26:13,561 Surely that's a free kick! 696 01:26:13,721 --> 01:26:17,521 Yes, it is. And in an excellent position. 697 01:26:20,401 --> 01:26:22,761 It's a goal. 698 01:26:22,921 --> 01:26:25,201 It's a goal! 699 01:26:33,281 --> 01:26:37,241 Norway has scored! 700 01:26:44,001 --> 01:26:46,241 What did you say to the Coach? 701 01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:51,921 I told him to wait until the 87th minute before putting in Super Ray. 702 01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:55,561 He'll be so eager that he'll run right in and score. 703 01:26:55,721 --> 01:27:01,281 Ten minutes left. The Norwegian Coach is putting in Raymond Kvisvik. 704 01:27:01,441 --> 01:27:07,521 Strange, he's also trying to make contact with a member of the crowd. 705 01:27:09,401 --> 01:27:14,721 Hareide changes his mind! He always makes substitutions now. 706 01:27:14,881 --> 01:27:16,761 NEW MESSAGE FROM LAILA 707 01:27:22,441 --> 01:27:29,041 Looks like Kvisvik is going in now. Three minutes left, the score is 1-1. 708 01:27:30,721 --> 01:27:34,961 The veteran's on the field. He goes straight into offense... 709 01:27:35,121 --> 01:27:38,001 Oh! Hits the crossbar! 710 01:27:38,161 --> 01:27:40,601 Oyvind! 711 01:27:40,761 --> 01:27:43,481 Look! 712 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:33,121 Edgar! I'm gonna be a Father! 713 01:28:33,281 --> 01:28:36,681 Here's Norway, five seconds left, pass to Kvisvik, he shoots... 714 01:28:36,841 --> 01:28:39,401 It's a goal! 715 01:28:46,161 --> 01:28:48,921 The miracle of miracles! 716 01:28:49,081 --> 01:28:54,561 Norway's in heaven. It's thanks to six chubby guys from Norway! 717 01:29:02,081 --> 01:29:05,761 We are the World Champions of soccer! 718 01:29:37,881 --> 01:29:40,681 THE KING GREETS THE HEROES 719 01:29:40,841 --> 01:29:43,121 KLAUS BITTMAN TO FFK 720 01:29:43,281 --> 01:29:45,361 NORWEGIAN SOCCER'S NEW COACH 721 01:29:45,521 --> 01:29:47,561 A PILGRIM'S RETURN 722 01:29:47,721 --> 01:29:49,721 FFK CUP CHAMPIONS 723 01:29:50,521 --> 01:29:54,161 7 MONTHS LATER 724 01:30:16,281 --> 01:30:19,641 Hello... 725 01:30:19,801 --> 01:30:24,161 Yes, we are all here to celebrate the new sign, "Bergh and EdGarage". 726 01:30:27,561 --> 01:30:31,801 - The sign says "EdGarage and Bergh". - It should be "Bergh and EdGarage". 727 01:30:31,961 --> 01:30:36,841 - No, Edgar founded the garage. - But you saved the garage. 728 01:30:37,001 --> 01:30:41,921 - This is a gesture from me to you... - Your contribution saved all of us. 729 01:30:42,081 --> 01:30:45,961 - You founded the garage... - You have to go first, it's your money. 730 01:30:46,121 --> 01:30:48,721 He saved all of our jobs! 731 01:30:48,881 --> 01:30:52,641 The sign says "EdGarage and Bergh", and the sign stays. 732 01:30:52,801 --> 01:30:55,321 He has invested his capital... 733 01:30:55,481 --> 01:30:59,721 - Maybe you should change his diaper? - No, he needs to burp first. 734 01:36:26,361 --> 01:36:29,841 Subtitles: Prima Vista