1
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<i>Fuck Wolverine.</i>

2
00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,766
<i>First he joined in
uses an adult rating.</i>

3
00:02:19,891 --> 00:02:23,937
<i>Then, that hairy bastard
beat me to death</i>

4
00:02:24,354 --> 00:02:26,064
<i>You bastard.</i>

5
00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,358
<i>Guess what, Wolvie?</i>

6
00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,735
<i>I also died in this film.</i>

7
00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:38,910
<i>To understand why I sleep
on 1,200 gallons of high octane gasoline,</i>

8
00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,705
<i>I have to take you
to six weeks ago</i>

9
00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,082
<i>I'm already global,</i>

10
00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,125
<i>kill the mass murderer,
gangster,</i>

11
00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,585
<i>cold-blooded monster</i>

12
00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:50,672
<i>Criminals are untouchable.
Except by me</i>

13
00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:52,841
<i>I will touch them all.</i>

14
00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,429
<i>Hey, it's Gail.</i>

15
00:02:58,513 --> 00:02:59,597
<i>I like your shiny suit.</i>

16
00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:02,368
<i>Raise your eyes
a human trafficker</i>

17
00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,561
{\an8}Whatever you get paid,
I'll double it.

18
00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:07,772
I don't speak Cantonese, sir...

19
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,817
Yes, the name is very difficult to pronounce.

20
00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,528
{\an8}But I'm learning Spanish
in middle school...

21
00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:15,697
{\an8}"Where is the library?"

22
00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:21,244
Which means is,
"I'm non-negotiable, Loser."

23
00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:34,132
This isn't Gilbert's.

24
00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,425
Forgive me.

25
00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,152
I think this is it
anal skin whitening party.

26
00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,159
Don't worry.
You won't die.

27
00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:03,661
But cigarettes will kill you.

28
00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:04,746
Play, Dolly.

29
00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,643
Take hands off the criminal's gun!

30
00:04:37,904 --> 00:04:40,490
Separating the gun
from the hands of criminals!

31
00:04:45,228 --> 00:04:47,048
{\an8}SICILY

32
00:04:47,997 --> 00:04:50,541
Don't go in there!

33
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,342
Let's look at Captain America
do that.

34
00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,811
Too exotic?

35
00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,501
I don't negotiate.

36
00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:34,896
Sorry! A moment!

37
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<i>Cut!</i> My eyes are open
infected with the blood of criminals.

38
00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,318
Disgusting.

39
00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,737
Unlucky!

40
00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:45,799
Like an airstrip.

41
00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:46,866
I like.

42
00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,623
Geez!

43
00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,298
{\an8}<i>My world tour brought me home
to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov</i>

44
00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,925
{\an8}<i>But we'll talk about him later.</i>

45
00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:05,368
<i>I know what you're thinking.</i>

46
00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:08,221
<i>"It's a good thing I left the kids behind
at home."</i>

47
00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,555
<i>That's where you're wrong.</i>

48
00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:12,683
<i>Your child's babysitter
I'm very drunk now,</i>

49
00:07:12,809 --> 00:07:17,063
<i>and believe it or not,</i>
Deadpool 2 <i>is a family film.</i>

50
00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:18,189
<i>Really.</i>

51
00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:22,151
<i>And all good family films
begins with murder</i>

52
00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:25,279
Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.

53
00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:28,616
<i>Oh my!
The guy's on fire!</i>

54
00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,577
<i>It's not CGI, viewers.
He's really burning</i>

55
00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:34,997
<i>Yes. You know I get paid
to finish off criminals, right?</i>

56
00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:38,334
<i>But this guy,
he's one of the worst</i>s

57
00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,732
<i>Quickly open this ugly door,
and finish off the bastard...</i>

58
00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,431
<i>Disgusting.</i>

59
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,268
<i>Panic room? Seriously?</i>

60
00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:57,937
Can you come out?

61
00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:01,107
I have to go.
It's my wedding anniversary.

62
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,886
<i>Over and over again I hear people say,
"I don't have any confidence."</i>

63
00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:12,118
<i>Listen,
self-confidence is not owned.</i>

64
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,538
<i>Self-confidence is created,
and you can create it at any time.</i>

65
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,767
<i>Self-confidence is
the strength within you,</i>

66
00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:20,727
<i>a belief
that you can do it</i>

67
00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,795
Start the car!

68
00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:25,590
Dopinder, start the car!

69
00:08:30,261 --> 00:08:32,597
- Shoot that bastard!
- Shoot him!

70
00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:36,726
- I pooped.
- Actually, that might be me.

71
00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,019
Your mission was successful?

72
00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:40,188
Yes, George W. succeeded.

73
00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:41,939
He couldn't stay
in the panic room forever.

74
00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:43,500
Your dreams come true, DP.

75
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,944
We've been quite successful, Dopinder,
and who would have thought?

76
00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:49,071
Now my name is mentioned in one sentence
with Jesus.

77
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,407
<i>Passion of the Christ</i>, then my film.

78
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,700
At least domestically.

79
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,551
We win abroad,
where religion does not exist.

80
00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,247
I want to live my dream, Pool Boy.

81
00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:00,625
Become a taxi driver
not as sexy as it seems.

82
00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,501
- I want to fill...
- Pockets?

83
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,755
What's your addiction? A little cocaine?

84
00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:08,775
Can't maintain the tension
without buying shoes online?

85
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,718
I've never experienced it
that last one.

86
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,011
Tell me, Goose.

87
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:14,889
I want to say "soul".
I want to fill my soul.

88
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,934
I want to feel accepted,
like you, Mr. Pools.

89
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,602
Dopinder?

90
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,938
You always surprise me.

91
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:26,067
you know,
the depth of your heart is extraordinary.

92
00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,777
We all need to feel accepted.

93
00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,780
We all need to feel like we have a home,
a place in the world.

94
00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:32,216
I want to be a hitman.

95
00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,741
Excuse me. What did you say just now?

96
00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:37,471
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu
and threaten him with violence?

97
00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:38,829
Yes, you killed him.

98
00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:40,724
And remember the movie <i>Interview with the Vampire?</i>

99
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,874
Don't want to.

100
00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,877
The time Tom Cruise gave blood
to little Kirsten Dunst

101
00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:46,128
for the first time,

102
00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:50,883
then he looked up
to his handsome face and said:

103
00:09:51,676 --> 00:09:53,427
"I want some more."

104
00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:57,139
Pool, imagine me,
to be little Kirsten Dunst.

105
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,184
It will always haunt me.

106
00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:04,146
But I want to forget this soon,
ASAP.

107
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,358
We're here.

108
00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:16,075
Dopinder, me again.

109
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,827
A sane person probably would
break your spirit

110
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,745
to join in
killer business

111
00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:22,957
maybe because of your sunken chest
and your toilet paper hand.

112
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,709
But you're a dreamer

113
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,752
and a dreamer
have to fight hard.

114
00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:28,170
Achieve that dream,

115
00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:31,424
reach with the tip of your cock
and rain it on!

116
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,384
I don't understand.

117
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,428
Me too.

118
00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:37,471
Until we meet again...

119
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,141
in the office.

120
00:10:40,725 --> 00:10:41,809
In the sky.

121
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,645
- You're my Tom Cruise!
- And you are my Kristen Dunst!

122
00:10:44,729 --> 00:10:45,980
Christian? Kirsten?

123
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,820
Sorry I'm late.

124
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:57,908
There were children with disabilities
stuck in a tree, then I have to...

125
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,911
You're right.
I was fighting a robed hero.

126
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:03,247
But it turns out her mother's name is Martha too.

127
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:05,333
- No.
- Found out.

128
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,510
I collect
all the gluten in the world

129
00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:10,838
and send it into space
so it doesn't hurt us again.

130
00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,173
Try again.

131
00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:14,175
Diarrhea?

132
00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:16,102
Didn't know before
take off this costume...

133
00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:19,013
but maybe.

134
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:21,932
Congested?

135
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,480
- Kiss me as deeply as you miss me, Red.
- Then come here.

136
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,951
I want to take a shower and take off these clothes.

137
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,828
Don't you want your surprise?

138
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,747
Am I similar?
burn patient?

139
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,791
I also have a gift for you.

140
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,293
Happy Anniversary dear.

141
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,045
Open, open, open.

142
00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,382
Skee-Ball Coins.

143
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,510
- Our first date.
- Yes.

144
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,554
That's high grade pure tin.

145
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,351
I'll keep it forever.

146
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,228
Thank you darling.

147
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,564
- Open your gift.
- OK, OK.

148
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:16,046
Oh my gosh, this is the most beautiful thing
that I ever...

149
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:17,405
I don't know what this is.

150
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:18,989
My IUD.

151
00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,366
Is this a bomb?

152
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,244
No, stupid.
My contraceptive.

153
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,580
- You mean, you...
- The baby factory is ready to open.

154
00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:27,748
Good grief!

155
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:31,210
Good grief! I want a boy!

156
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:34,130
Or girls! Definitely one of them!

157
00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:37,216
I want our child to have one name.

158
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,344
Like Cher or Todd!

159
00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,847
You have to fill the baby
into me first, Cowboy.

160
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:43,931
Yes, right.

161
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,826
Let's watch an immoral film
and show that bed, who's boss.

162
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:46,851
Let's do it.

163
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,520
<i>♪ Papa ♪</i>

164
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,398
<i>♪ Hear me? ♪</i>

165
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:56,193
<i>♪ Papa, look at me? ♪</i>

166
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,779
What does this song sound like
familiar to you?

167
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,533
May.

168
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:06,996
Connor, if it's a boy.
May, if female.

169
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,042
Very weird.

170
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,545
Family has always been a bad word for me.

171
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,258
My bastard father ran away, then...

172
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:22,636
I mean, I don't have one
lots of good role models

173
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,430
to be an inspiration for Todd.

174
00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:28,225
Hey. Look at me.

175
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,562
You're not your father.

176
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:39,487
Besides, I would never let it go
our son is named Todd.

177
00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:43,115
But that's the problem.
Isn't that always the case?

178
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:47,077
In <i>Star Wars</i>, men are doomed
to be their father

179
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,831
and commit adultery with their sisters?

180
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:53,334
Looks like you missed out
most of the film.

181
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,462
No, I'm sure Luke fucked her.

182
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,172
Honey, it's <i>Empire.</i>

183
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,258
The point is, kids...

184
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,387
give us a chance
get better.

185
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,349
Better than we were.

186
00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:11,435
You're much smarter
from my appearance.

187
00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:13,854
I'll make dessert.

188
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:17,316
You take a toy.
Let's make a super baby.

189
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,945
I'm sure that's not how it works,
but we can try.

190
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,574
What about Krystal?
With "K"?

191
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:29,161
Too naughty. Kevin with a "K"!

192
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,330
No, too wild too.

193
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,499
Earl!

194
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:38,045
He will be immediately imprisoned
if we name it Earl.

195
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,381
How about Bruce?

196
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:43,884
- No.
- Look down.

197
00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:45,344
What?

198
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,000
Darling? Darling?

199
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:20,671
I am alright.

200
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,841
Thankfully, I don't need to use it
cream cheese knife.

201
00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,877
Please.

202
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,759
Please. Please.

203
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,887
Darling, I'm sorry.

204
00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:13,849
No!

205
00:17:02,749 --> 00:17:03,749
Come on!

206
00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:48,928
{\an8}20TH CENTURY FOX
PRESENT

207
00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:58,108
{\an8}WORK WITH
MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT

208
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,648
{\an8}A FILM MASTERPIECE
WAIT!

209
00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:14,468
{\an8}PRODUCED BY
DID YOU JUST KILL HIM?

210
00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:19,888
{\an8}PRESENTED BY
WHAT THE FUCK?

211
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:27,864
{\an8}PRODUCTION DESIGNER
HE'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CHARACTER

212
00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:33,488
{\an8}MOVIE EDITOR
GOOD LUCK IN BRINGING ME TO LIFE AGAIN, FOOL

213
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:45,328
{\an8}STARRING CLEARLY BY
REYNOLDS HATED SHARING THE FAME

214
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:51,628
{\an8}I BLAME THE AUTHOR,
"A REAL HERO" WHAT THE FUCK

215
00:18:55,728 --> 00:18:59,668
{\an8}CINEMATOGRAPHY BY
SOMEONE WHO CAN RECORD ANYTHING

216
00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:08,188
{\an8}DRIVEN BY
ONE OF JOHN WICK'S DOG KILLERS

217
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:21,078
<i>♪ Did you hear me? ♪</i>

218
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,822
There are others who feel that
"Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"

219
00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:28,710
from <i>Frozen</i> sounds similar
"Papa, Can You Hear Me?" from Yentl?

220
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,256
<i>♪ Did you hear me? ♪</i>

221
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,593
And no one noticed.

222
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:40,889
Go home.
You've been here three days, haven't you?

223
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:44,643
You smell like sauerkraut
which is left during hot rain.

224
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,104
Like wet trash
in hot urine.

225
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,314
You smell like a dog
who eats cat poop

226
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,400
then fart
on the way to the living room.

227
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,903
Like Rush Limbaugh's couch pillows
after watching <i>Shark Week</i>

228
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,613
I love <i>Frozen.</i>

229
00:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,200
I love him. I love him
like the sea loves water.

230
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,702
The sea is indeed water.

231
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:06,456
Most importantly, I like him.
I really like him.

232
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,083
George Michael is right.

233
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,002
I will never dance again.
Unlucky!

234
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,587
He died too.

235
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,841
- At least there's still Bowie.
- Mr. Pool, David Bowie...

236
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,385
still there.

237
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,346
Correct. Bowie lives forever.

238
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:22,931
Excuse me.

239
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,308
Glass after glass,

240
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,369
that won't change the facts
that I think you're...

241
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,037
Did you pee?
Are you pooping now?

242
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,814
That's the look you make
when you pee.

243
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,441
- He's peeing?
- Let me clean it!

244
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,067
Good job, Dopinder.

245
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,153
If you want to be
assassin,

246
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,739
must be able to hold a mop
before holding the gun.

247
00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:41,116
But I don't really understand
what do the two have in common?

248
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,577
So I can poke
your ass and kill you.

249
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,745
Now, go.

250
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,829
I understand.

251
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,915
Go home, Wade.

252
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,375
I don't have a home, Weas.
You know, I have...

253
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,254
Relax, I'm fine.

254
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,214
Do you know what "good" stands for, Wade?

255
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,635
Chaotic, unstable, spoiled, and emotional.

256
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,303
According to...

257
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:03,805
- Kübler-Ross.
- Yes.

258
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:08,769
According to the Kübler Ross model, deny
it's one of the five stages of grief.

259
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,812
Oh my gosh, Buck!

260
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,190
No more dialogue for you.

261
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,159
<i>Hey, guys. Friends</i>

262
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:26,036
<i>- What?
- Have a lighter?</i>

263
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,371
<i>Matchers?</i>

264
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:30,808
<i>- Yes, I have it in my pocket.
- Do not move. This is mugging</i>

265
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,342
<i>- What?
- You heard me</i>

266
00:21:32,352 --> 00:21:32,922
WADE COCAINE

267
00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:34,628
<i>Sir, put the gun down.</i>

268
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,297
<i>Shut up. Now choose.
Your money or your life?</i>

269
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:49,142
<i>Listen.
I said: "Your money or your life?"</i>

270
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,310
"I'll think about it first!"

271
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:51,979
Good grief!

272
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,146
Unlucky!

273
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,567
What are you doing here?

274
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,069
Can't you knock on the door?

275
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:03,073
I thought you saw me
with your ears.

276
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:05,409
- Luckily I didn't shoot you in...
- Wall?

277
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,870
Refridgerator?
My body hurts all over.

278
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,250
I heard the news, son.

279
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,085
I'm sorry.

280
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,920
What should I do, Al?

281
00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:19,131
Something messed up.

282
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,550
Remembering it's you.

283
00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,260
It's my fault.

284
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,346
I'm the cause.

285
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:31,101
I just want to hold him, look at him,
and said sorry, but I can't.

286
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,688
He's gone.

287
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,191
Darling, can you speak louder?

288
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,570
It's a little hard to hear you
if your speech is a bit slurred.

289
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,656
Listen, kid.
You have to move on.

290
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,241
Thank you, Matthew McConaughey.

291
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,036
Your words are pearls.

292
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,163
Listen to your pain.

293
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,957
That's your history teacher and fortune teller.

294
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,918
Pain teaches us who we are.

295
00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,964
Sometimes the pain is so bad
it felt like dying.

296
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,342
But we are not alive yet
if it hasn't died a bit, right?

297
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,055
Wade?

298
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,434
- Wade?
- I'm here, Althea.

299
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:16,605
And that is the most beautiful thing
that I've heard.

300
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:18,899
And you're absolutely right.

301
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,113
I'm going to do something messy.

302
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:32,454
Nice, right?

303
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,166
Are you a superhero?

304
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,876
That's right, son.

305
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,503
What's your name?

306
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,338
Captain Delicious Underpants.

307
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,590
Who is Captain Tasty Underpants?

308
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:10,909
I can't believe he's still alive.

309
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:13,495
I can't believe you left the house
dress like that.

310
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,873
There must be a way to die.

311
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:18,959
I just need to die
even more active.

312
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,168
Fox's property.

313
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,336
Is everything clear?

314
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,184
<i>The baby factory is ready to be filled.</i>

315
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,857
<i>Our craziness balances each other.</i>

316
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:44,460
<i>I will never let it go
our son's name is Todd</i>

317
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,932
<i>- Skee-Ball Coins.
- You're much smarter than I look</i>

318
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,053
<i>About why we're so compatible.</i>

319
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,412
<i>I love you, Wade Wilson.</i>

320
00:24:58,081 --> 00:24:59,499
Ness?

321
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,085
Ness.

322
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:03,920
Ness!

323
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,215
Ness, there's something here!
I can't get to you.

324
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,011
Your heart is not in the right place.

325
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,346
Wait, wait. What?

326
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,266
Your heart is not in the right place.

327
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,392
Wait. What do you mean

328
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,828
"My heart isn't in the right place?"
What does it mean...

329
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,499
I'm sorry, Wade.

330
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,043
You're a mess.

331
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:46,087
Geez.
I know that voice.

332
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,568
Russell.

333
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:11,321
I heard you're clever
in opening the lock.

334
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,866
That's not needed here.

335
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,245
There's no padlock on the door,
there are no bars on the windows.

336
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,623
I know what you're thinking.

337
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,792
Why don't the other kids run away?

338
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,962
Who wants to live here?

339
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,422
You stayed because

340
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:34,636
in your heart, you know
you don't deserve to go.

341
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,058
Don't worry.

342
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,894
We can fix it.

343
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:51,486
Blessed is the evil one
which my hand healed.

344
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,093
"Heart in the right place."

345
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:16,654
"Heart in place..."
What does that mean?

346
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,555
Take off your mask, Wade.

347
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,223
I hope you said "pants".

348
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,558
Let's play.

349
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:24,102
His name
"Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?".

350
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,521
Now,
close your eyes and open your mouth.

351
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,440
No need to be funny here.

352
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,191
We have to talk.

353
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,777
You need a new start.

354
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:34,362
The glare.

355
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,614
It's like I'm on the Gaiety stage.

356
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,242
With practice,
you can be an X-Men.

357
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,494
You're wasting your time, shiny god.

358
00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:42,829
I'm not cut out to be an X-Men.

359
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,497
Very humbling.

360
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,584
Wade, this is Yukio.
Yukio, this is Wade.

361
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,462
What kind of scene is this?

362
00:27:50,545 --> 00:27:52,422
He's my boyfriend, an old-fashioned jerk.

363
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,008
Gosh, don't be angry yet,
<i>Fox and Friends.</i>

364
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:56,926
I'm just shocked
someone wants to be with you.

365
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:59,304
Specifically, Pinkie Pie
from <i>My Little Pony.</i>

366
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,014
I like him.

367
00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:02,849
Just wait later.

368
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,785
Nice to see you like this.

369
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:08,438
- Yes.
- Bye, Wade!

370
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:11,232
So, here are the rules
as long as you stay here.

371
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:14,069
"First rule.
Never kill,

372
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:17,572
"anyone,
no matter how evil he is.

373
00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:20,241
"Second,
label all the items in the refrigerator..."

374
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,326
Wade?

375
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,286
Wade?

376
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:25,246
- Don't try to chase me.
- Wade!

377
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,415
I'm not ready to be touched again.

378
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,709
Lots of white grandfathers on the walls.

379
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:31,878
Who lives here,
Calista Flockhart?

380
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:36,466
The statue was already broken before it fell!

381
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:38,968
What should I do here?

382
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,262
Sit in a circle,
discuss my feelings?

383
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:43,932
How exactly do I do that?

384
00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:46,684
Because... where is everyone?

385
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,330
It's always just you and here
Negasonic Teenage The Longest Name...

386
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,355
Enough!

387
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,482
I said don't touch!

388
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,778
What the hell!

389
00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,697
You think the studio will help us.

390
00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,825
Which will not be
the topic of my conversation.

391
00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:03,844
The first film was more profitable

392
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:06,162
compared to the person who invented trousers.

393
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:08,373
They can't delete it
one of the famous X-Men?

394
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,542
What about the winged loser
that giant dove?

395
00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:11,876
Besides, what's the point?

396
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,380
Hovering a meter from the ground
so you can peck at the bread crumbs?

397
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,715
No, no, no!

398
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,468
I don't fit in
to be the X-Men at all.

399
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,179
First...

400
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:25,306
I'm not a virgin.
Second and more...

401
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:30,311
I should have left you
in the ruins of your mercy.

402
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:33,440
But that's how it is, friends.
They're coming!

403
00:29:33,523 --> 00:29:35,191
Not when it's happy or easy.

404
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:38,945
In difficult times,
and you always make things difficult!

405
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,365
You're not well.

406
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,534
I've taken the risk
brought you here.

407
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:48,037
Wait! One of the bastards
who killed Vanessa escapes.

408
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,625
Good grief!

409
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,728
I thought you were going to kiss me.

410
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,689
I can't stop
if you kiss me.

411
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,715
Wade, whoever it is,

412
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,134
we track him,
then we take it to court.

413
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,136
I'm the one.

414
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,557
I'm the bastard who got away.

415
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:11,311
I killed them all,
except me.

416
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,563
I can't die.

417
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,693
We want to build a family.

418
00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,405
We were...

419
00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,408
We were going to be a family.

420
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:30,163
Wade, Vanessa is gone
and won't come back.

421
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:36,127
Maybe this isn't the family you want,
but what you need.

422
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:39,464
Your heart is good.
The place is here so it can grow.

423
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,258
What are you saying?

424
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,637
About my heart?

425
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,061
It feels like I'm in the right place.

426
00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:03,631
<i>Let me tell you
what a big lie</i>

427
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,300
Toilet paper.

428
00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:06,759
What's so bad about toilet paper?

429
00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:08,011
They finished their job.

430
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,930
Is it true?

431
00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:13,182
Okay. Say
you wake up tomorrow morning

432
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:17,937
and there is dirt
still fresh on your face.

433
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,741
On the cheeks, a little on the beard.

434
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,458
What the hell?
I'm going to be nauseous!

435
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:22,525
What are you doing?

436
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:25,612
Go to the bathroom
and take a wet tissue

437
00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:27,530
and rub a little
into your beard

438
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:29,157
then you carry out your activities?

439
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,825
visiting church,
dinner places and cinemas,

440
00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:31,993
as if nothing had happened?

441
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,411
Where does that information come from?

442
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:34,704
But something happened.

443
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,205
Your face smells like shit.
Correct?

444
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:37,832
So what are you going to do,

445
00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:40,126
is to take soap,
hot water

446
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:42,503
then rub off the dirt

447
00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:44,547
from your beard for 10 minutes.

448
00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:46,299
Your rubbing still isn't enough.

449
00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:48,022
Are you trying to disgust me?

450
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,260
I'm starting to feel...

451
00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:52,013
Enough toilet paper
for appetizers.

452
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,182
But...

453
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:56,726
Huggies Natural Care wet wipes.

454
00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,144
That's the main dish.

455
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:01,356
The wipes are soft, and moist.
That's for babies.

456
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,942
Finally, one more wipe
with toilet paper,

457
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,903
perhaps dry out any remaining moisture.

458
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,947
Maybe indulge in the wind,
if there is a hair dryer.

459
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,367
About thirty seconds is enough.

460
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,080
What the hell?

461
00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,374
Year?

462
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,376
What?

463
00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:24,212
What year is this?

464
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,756
What kind of ridiculous question is that?

465
00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:00,248
<i>There's a training camp
eight weeks ahead of us</i>

466
00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:03,292
<i>That will prepare us
for all kinds of battles</i>

467
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:09,382
It doesn't work at all.

468
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,259
Masking tape.

469
00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:13,678
Not suitable for
cold aluminum container.

470
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,723
Velcro.
Colored patches, efficient,

471
00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:17,890
environmentally friendly.

472
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:20,184
Who is he talking to?

473
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:21,954
Why the clothes
like a sex offender?

474
00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:23,938
Can you focus for a moment, ladies?

475
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:26,274
We have to talk about preparation
groceries next month.

476
00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:28,109
Obviously, everyone hates ceviche.

477
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:29,485
I read it in the suggestion box.

478
00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:31,154
I'll stop you there.

479
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:33,030
I know your actions
which is pretend.

480
00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:37,493
You might be able to trick Colossus
with your good natured attitude

481
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:38,828
but not with me.

482
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:39,954
Don't be so cruel.

483
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:41,330
Never mind, NTW.

484
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,583
No. Just leave it.

485
00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:44,792
Just leave it, it's okay.

486
00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:46,419
He had every right to be suspicious.

487
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:49,130
Look at me.
I'm an easy target.

488
00:34:50,298 --> 00:34:51,632
Historically,

489
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,593
mischief is my nature

490
00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:56,345
so I understand.
But I like to think

491
00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,932
that you guys are motivated by me.

492
00:35:01,309 --> 00:35:03,389
I like to think that I am
motivated by you guys too.

493
00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:06,355
Often.

494
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,984
For the first time in a long time

495
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,235
I love myself.

496
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,948
- I accept your apology.
- I never apologize.

497
00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:17,533
I speak to your heart.

498
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,994
Look?
Your thoughts are not misguided.

499
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:23,247
I am proud.
You've changed for the better.

500
00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:24,624
Thank you, Colossus.

501
00:35:25,374 --> 00:35:26,974
Just trying to be
The world's best X-Man.

502
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:28,461
Sorry, X-Person.

503
00:35:30,046 --> 00:35:32,673
There's something wrong with the soap.

504
00:35:32,757 --> 00:35:34,342
It doesn't matter.

505
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:36,636
Just filled in.
Try pressing again.

506
00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:40,306
Now, I'll excuse myself

507
00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:43,226
it's mite season
and I hunt viruses.

508
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,061
Bye, Wade!

509
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:49,774
- Fuck.
- You're a jerk.

510
00:36:01,452 --> 00:36:03,996
<i>No one is born perfect</i>

511
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,040
But you can
born perfect.

512
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,459
I know you guys
get it naturally.

513
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,590
You can't help yourself.

514
00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:19,929
But actually you can.

515
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:23,266
It takes effort, discipline...

516
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:24,934
and care.

517
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,686
Your abilities...

518
00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:30,648
I know how tempting it is.

519
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,651
You feel so strong.

520
00:36:34,652 --> 00:36:37,154
But learn to
don't use it

521
00:36:37,238 --> 00:36:39,824
for your strength
not taking advantage of you.

522
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,665
Don't be sad.

523
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:50,084
I'll help.

524
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,004
I'll make you feel
which is as it should be.

525
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,797
What do you need to feel...

526
00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,467
whenever you want
use your power.

527
00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:03,264
Suck my mutant dick,
bespectacled bastard!

528
00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:18,946
<i>Wade.</i>

529
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:20,865
Wade!

530
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:25,161
Come on in!
I'm just reading a book...

531
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:26,913
We have a mission.

532
00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:28,539
Take care of yourselves out there.

533
00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:29,832
I wish you safety.

534
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,335
No, I want you to come.

535
00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:34,670
Sorry, what?

536
00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:36,339
You heard me.

537
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,674
Trust me, that's a bad idea.

538
00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:39,884
I am not ready.

539
00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:41,469
- You're ready.
- Not yet.

540
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,471
Boarding the X-Jet in five minutes.

541
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:44,764
I can do it in 30 seconds.

542
00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:46,766
- Now.
- I can do it now.

543
00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:47,892
Final offer.

544
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,645
{\an8}Irene Merryweather WHIT News.

545
00:37:50,728 --> 00:37:55,399
{\an8}Live the latest news situations
at the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation.

546
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:58,694
{\an8}A mutant child apparently
is experiencing an incident

547
00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:00,505
- with the police behind me.
- Stay away from me!

548
00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:02,907
There were two police vehicles
which has been reversed.

549
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,468
- Shots fired.
- Go! Retreat!

550
00:38:04,492 --> 00:38:05,552
A completely chaotic situation.

551
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,577
Calm.

552
00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:09,372
I'll burn you!
You, back off!

553
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:11,832
Stay away from me!

554
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:14,418
Do you want to die silly?

555
00:38:29,433 --> 00:38:32,603
It seems the X-Men team has arrived...

556
00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:33,688
Scatter!

557
00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,232
...with that team
looks like he's still a beginner.

558
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:39,276
Everyone, calm down!
The expert team has arrived. I...

559
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,444
We are the X-Men!

560
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:45,324
An old metaphor of racism in the 60s.
So, respect.

561
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,951
Rest in place, officer.

562
00:38:48,536 --> 00:38:50,079
What are you doing?

563
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:51,789
My job!

564
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:54,792
You said I was ready,
and honestly I don't agree.

565
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,253
But here we are,
try to resolve differences.

566
00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:01,924
As Beyoncé said,
"Please, please don't cheat again."

567
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:03,092
Hey!

568
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:04,510
This is the fifth incident.

569
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,762
This kid needs to go in the Ice Box,
not here.

570
00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:08,472
Russell's place with us.

571
00:39:08,556 --> 00:39:11,535
Not prison.
I assure you, everything is under control.

572
00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:12,661
Retreat! I'll burn you!

573
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:15,604
I don't feel the nuance
under control here, Marty.

574
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,065
- I mean Glen, right?
- Daniel.

575
00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:19,358
I asked.

576
00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:20,735
Let me talk to the kid.

577
00:39:20,818 --> 00:39:25,656
You're just here
with your strange secret sexy lips.

578
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,553
- Do you want to die?
- This kid is adorable.

579
00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:30,721
I don't know why I brought live ammunition.

580
00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:31,871
I'll burn you!

581
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,582
First day. I'm nervous!

582
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:36,876
Did you say "sharp bullets"?

583
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:40,421
Yes, maybe it should
I'll just bring a water gun.

584
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:41,964
Hi, you!

585
00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:45,718
Back off, or Justin Bieber dies!

586
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:49,305
Justin Bieber.
He called you Justin Bieber.

587
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:52,361
Stand! Wait, wait!

588
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:55,978
Please don't do any of that, okay?

589
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,355
Let's just talk.
Your name is Russell, right?

590
00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,608
- Firefist.
- Firefist.

591
00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:03,277
That's a cool name.
Where did the fire reach?

592
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,160
Just in your fist,
or up to the elbow?

593
00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:12,453
Obviously up to the elbows.

594
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:14,538
Come along quietly,
or there will be problems.

595
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,750
- You stole that from the movie <i>Robocop!</i>
- That's from <i>Robocop!</i>

596
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,835
Just calm down!

597
00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:21,962
You embarrass me.
Listen, Fire...

598
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,674
Oh my! I can't say it!
Forgive me!

599
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:33,974
Chaotic!
Enough already!

600
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:37,353
Place your arms behind your knees
and bow your head! Now!

601
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:39,647
Wade! What is the first rule?

602
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,649
Label everything in the refrigerator!

603
00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:44,318
- Don't skip it!
- Rules are made to be broken!

604
00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:47,238
It's just the opposite
from the purpose it was created for!

605
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,441
Unlucky! Good!
I started from the beginning.

606
00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:54,245
My name is Deadpool,
and I'm an X-Men!

607
00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:56,288
- Beginner!
- Shut up!

608
00:40:57,206 --> 00:40:59,500
Listen, I understand.

609
00:41:00,668 --> 00:41:02,294
You're scared.

610
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:03,879
Alone.

611
00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,005
Don't have a family.

612
00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:06,149
I also don't have a family.

613
00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:07,883
You live in this crappy place.
Take a guess?

614
00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:09,677
I used to live
in a crappy place like this.

615
00:41:10,594 --> 00:41:11,887
But did you know?

616
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,681
Wise woman
once said to me:

617
00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,141
"Speak louder.

618
00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:17,434
"It's a little hard to hear you
if your speech is a bit slurred."

619
00:41:18,144 --> 00:41:19,728
Excessive. I'm exaggerating, right?

620
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:29,238
That's refreshing.

621
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:31,240
Stay in school, kid.

622
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,117
Or don't. I don't.

623
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:35,035
And become the X-Men.

624
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:37,621
- Beginner.
- Whatever!

625
00:41:37,705 --> 00:41:39,456
It's time for superhero landing!

626
00:41:39,556 --> 00:41:40,956
RYAN REYNOLDS

627
00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:44,670
Ouch, ouch, ouch!

628
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:46,589
This is very impractical.

629
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:09,361
It also feels good to be an X-Men.

630
00:42:09,445 --> 00:42:11,572
- Beginner!
- Beginner!

631
00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:13,758
Get me some power supplies.
Now!

632
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:16,994
Relax, kid. It's finished.
You're under arrest.

633
00:42:18,871 --> 00:42:21,916
- What's the use of that?
- Strength blocking necklace.

634
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:23,250
Eliminates mutant powers.

635
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:26,128
Cannot be removed.
Unless you have grenades.

636
00:42:26,212 --> 00:42:29,173
Should have used it from the start.

637
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:30,507
Thank You!

638
00:42:32,343 --> 00:42:34,553
That was really exciting.

639
00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:36,639
True heroism in action.

640
00:42:36,889 --> 00:42:38,557
We owe you.

641
00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:40,976
We take over from here.

642
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:43,229
Take me to the Ice Box, please!

643
00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:44,480
Anywhere is better
than here.

644
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:47,566
Trust me, kid.
You don't want to go into the Ice Box.

645
00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:50,152
The place made Hitler's ass
looks like Waikiki.

646
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:54,156
- Let's go inside, young man.
- No. Wait, wait.

647
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,741
You guys just stay there.

648
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,461
They hurt you?

649
00:43:08,879 --> 00:43:09,922
Who?

650
00:43:11,966 --> 00:43:14,677
The baldy? Jared Kushner?

651
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:17,638
Both?

652
00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:23,018
Damn it.

653
00:43:23,102 --> 00:43:24,645
Four or five moments!

654
00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:28,098
- Excuse me?
- Four or five moments!

655
00:43:30,234 --> 00:43:32,987
Just need that
to be a hero.

656
00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:37,992
People think you woke up to be a hero,
brush your teeth and be a hero

657
00:43:38,575 --> 00:43:41,078
ejaculate into the soap dish
be a hero.

658
00:43:41,378 --> 00:43:42,678
<i>Bozhe moy!</i>

659
00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:46,625
But no! Become a hero
it only takes a few moments!

660
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:52,298
Doing hard work
that other people don't want.

661
00:43:55,843 --> 00:43:56,969
No!

662
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:00,907
Retreat!
Hold fire!

663
00:44:00,931 --> 00:44:03,225
- Wade, what are you doing?
- Colossus, no!

664
00:44:03,309 --> 00:44:06,562
You're right, Wade.
You're not cut out to be an X-Men.

665
00:44:06,645 --> 00:44:08,897
That's right, Gandhi Sparkles!

666
00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:10,441
What was your first clue?

667
00:44:10,524 --> 00:44:13,319
Sharp bullets
penetrate that person's face?

668
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:14,945
The child was tortured!

669
00:44:15,029 --> 00:44:16,822
- You know that!
- But there are rules!

670
00:44:17,114 --> 00:44:19,825
You're not a judge,
jury, or executioner!

671
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:22,828
Fuck your rules!
I am a fighter for truth!

672
00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:24,496
And sometimes you have to play dirty!

673
00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:27,833
This is the last time
You disappoint me, Wade.

674
00:44:30,961 --> 00:44:33,213
Yes, put them in detention.

675
00:44:33,297 --> 00:44:35,466
Take them to the Ice Box.

676
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:57,112
Hey, darling!

677
00:44:58,197 --> 00:45:00,407
Which alley am I in, huh?

678
00:45:00,491 --> 00:45:01,867
Yes!

679
00:45:02,034 --> 00:45:04,286
- Is there some kind of Sorting Hat?
- Hi.

680
00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,539
I always consider myself

681
00:45:07,623 --> 00:45:08,999
more of an East Coast Hufflepuff.

682
00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:13,462
I made a mistake
in my Airbnb reservation.

683
00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:17,383
It's not like
on the website.

684
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,677
I like the decoration.

685
00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,679
I don't know if
despair is the color.

686
00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,014
Turn left, Loser.

687
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:29,686
Go ahead, you first.

688
00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:34,566
Another disgusting mutant is captured.

689
00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:35,734
Tonight we can sleep soundly.

690
00:45:35,818 --> 00:45:36,819
Let's eat bagels.

691
00:45:40,114 --> 00:45:42,950
Good night, you chatty bastard!

692
00:46:18,735 --> 00:46:20,630
Your superpowers can't work.

693
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:23,031
Yes. Just cancer.

694
00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:25,576
No need to worry, we're old friends.

695
00:46:25,659 --> 00:46:26,827
Unlucky!

696
00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,579
I want to be a superhero.

697
00:46:29,121 --> 00:46:31,039
Always wanted to have super clothes.

698
00:46:31,123 --> 00:46:32,666
So what?

699
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,869
When was the last time
Have you seen a fat superhero?

700
00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:36,670
Never.

701
00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:38,839
The industry is discriminatory.

702
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:41,467
Fuck superheroes.

703
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:44,261
The thing that annoys me the most

704
00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:46,180
I've never been independent.

705
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,600
All my life.

706
00:46:50,767 --> 00:46:54,229
I'm waiting for someone
to come save me.

707
00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:59,610
No one is willing to sacrifice for me.

708
00:47:03,739 --> 00:47:05,991
I have to start being independent.

709
00:47:07,326 --> 00:47:09,161
Now I have a mission.

710
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,748
My first act
so get out of here,

711
00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:17,794
burned the principal alive,
then take a selfie with his charred body.

712
00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:21,381
That's my favorite part of the Bible.

713
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:25,052
I don't have a sock puppet

714
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:27,137
but what did he do?

715
00:47:27,763 --> 00:47:29,306
He kissed you?

716
00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:31,433
I whispered,
but Skittles will sue us.

717
00:47:32,601 --> 00:47:34,228
That bastard hates mutants.

718
00:47:34,686 --> 00:47:36,563
He tried to destroy it
our mutant genes.

719
00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:39,191
There's nothing worse than
“kick the gay people out” type of person.

720
00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:41,360
Crazy people.

721
00:47:42,778 --> 00:47:46,448
Tomorrow, we'll look
the biggest person here...

722
00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,076
and make him a slave!

723
00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:54,331
What was that?

724
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:56,375
That's the biggest guy here.

725
00:47:57,042 --> 00:48:00,963
Fun facts about Ice Boxes,
even though no one has ever seen it,

726
00:48:01,046 --> 00:48:03,215
they keep the monsters in the basement.

727
00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:06,635
Right next to the big shadow.

728
00:48:07,261 --> 00:48:08,262
Listen...

729
00:48:09,263 --> 00:48:11,181
I can't protect you.

730
00:48:11,557 --> 00:48:15,852
With this necklace, my superpower
just malignant cancer.

731
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,814
Give me bow and arrows,
I can be Hawkeye.

732
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:21,483
Now, if you'll excuse me,

733
00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:24,736
I have to grow a tumor.
Vanessa awaits.

734
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:27,072
I started by making a knife.

735
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:29,199
- A good listener.
- I stole the guard's pen...

736
00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:31,201
and I put it in a prison bag,

737
00:48:31,285 --> 00:48:32,661
if you know what I mean.

738
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,205
I hope I don't understand.

739
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,585
It's inside,
I just need to get it out.

740
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,587
Geez.

741
00:48:41,837 --> 00:48:44,089
I can hear you
reach in there.

742
00:48:44,506 --> 00:48:46,633
Do they make Purell
for ears?

743
00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:54,182
<i>Latest news
than previously reported,</i>

744
00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:58,562
<i>after a long standoff outside
Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation,</i>

745
00:48:58,645 --> 00:49:01,648
<i>two mutants are detained
and moved to the Ice Box</i>

746
00:49:01,815 --> 00:49:03,295
<i>Entering repair mode.</i>

747
00:49:07,613 --> 00:49:09,048
<i>...several police cars were destroyed</i>

748
00:49:09,072 --> 00:49:11,074
<i>and the X-Men came
to put things in order</i>

749
00:49:32,304 --> 00:49:37,684
<i>Cells seven and nine are now off-limits
for medical staff</i>

750
00:49:37,768 --> 00:49:42,064
<i>Cells seven and nine are now off-limits
for medical staff</i>

751
00:49:47,486 --> 00:49:49,321
Don't be like that.

752
00:49:49,905 --> 00:49:52,741
What? Why blink at me?

753
00:49:56,370 --> 00:49:57,746
I take care of you.

754
00:49:57,829 --> 00:49:58,997
Good grief.

755
00:49:59,081 --> 00:50:00,540
You're sick, I have to protect you.

756
00:50:00,624 --> 00:50:02,542
Don't bother me, kid.

757
00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:04,753
Good.

758
00:50:06,588 --> 00:50:09,091
Oh my, hello, new kid.

759
00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:12,094
Nice to see
there are fresh faces here.

760
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,471
I used to be a model
for catalog,

761
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:17,015
but model only
a stepping stone to acting.

762
00:50:17,099 --> 00:50:19,017
I talked to him.

763
00:50:19,935 --> 00:50:22,938
Have we met?
I don't remember your mustache.

764
00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:25,982
- Black Tom Cassidy.
- White Wade Wilson.

765
00:50:26,066 --> 00:50:29,194
What's your superpower?
Stealing culture?

766
00:50:29,528 --> 00:50:32,072
It's said that you are
toughest prisoner here.

767
00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:33,824
You look weak to me.

768
00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:38,844
The first rule of prison, Bedebah,
find the greatest person and make him...

769
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,293
The second biggest person.

770
00:50:45,377 --> 00:50:47,629
I don't need to get new hepatitis.

771
00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:51,383
The pen is slippery too.
This table needs to be cleaned!

772
00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:52,866
Can you please clean the table?

773
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,221
Boy, I think you chose the wrong side.

774
00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,182
I'm not wrong!
He's my friend!

775
00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:01,518
Shut up. We're not friends.

776
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:04,508
I'll teach you a lesson.

777
00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:18,587
I am so glad!
You're like this...

778
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,704
And I'm like this...
"Please sit down, Loser."

779
00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:21,913
Let me die in peace.

780
00:51:22,581 --> 00:51:24,332
We're a great team!

781
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:27,294
We're not a team.

782
00:51:27,377 --> 00:51:31,673
Why did you say that earlier?
We are friends, colleagues.

783
00:51:31,757 --> 00:51:34,176
We are not colleagues or friends.

784
00:51:35,594 --> 00:51:37,637
We won't be riding
towards sunset.

785
00:51:37,721 --> 00:51:39,890
I will die of cancer,

786
00:51:39,973 --> 00:51:43,518
and you win the Ice Box trophy
for the softest mouth.

787
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:48,690
There is only one person in the world
the one I loved and he is gone.

788
00:51:50,484 --> 00:51:52,486
Do you want to be safe?

789
00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:56,990
Don't try to stab
the biggest person here

790
00:51:57,073 --> 00:51:58,950
and be friends with them.

791
00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:01,828
Make friends with someone.

792
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:04,664
As long as it's not me.

793
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:08,168
Maybe with Black Team.

794
00:52:09,085 --> 00:52:10,629
Black Evan, I don't know.

795
00:52:10,712 --> 00:52:13,215
I remember he was black.

796
00:52:38,312 --> 00:52:40,915
MAXIMUM SECURITY ZONE

797
00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,720
<i>The system is not working.</i>

798
00:53:00,804 --> 00:53:04,140
<i>Cells seven, 12, 14, 27.</i>

799
00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:06,434
Go back to the cell, you dirty mutant!
Enter into!

800
00:53:06,518 --> 00:53:09,813
<i>Cells one, three, seven, eight.</i>

801
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,462
<i>Search.</i>

802
00:53:13,942 --> 00:53:16,319
<i>Cell zero four found.</i>

803
00:53:17,696 --> 00:53:19,322
The door won't open!

804
00:53:19,865 --> 00:53:21,491
Get down on your knees quickly!

805
00:53:58,445 --> 00:54:00,155
That was our cell.

806
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:05,785
When have I ever angered old grandfather
fierce Winter Soldier sleeves?

807
00:54:15,045 --> 00:54:16,963
Stay away from me, kid!

808
00:54:24,596 --> 00:54:25,805
Listen to me! Go!

809
00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:32,604
Hello, Russell.

810
00:55:56,021 --> 00:55:58,064
I don't negotiate.

811
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:17,208
Who are you?

812
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:19,335
I'm Batman.

813
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:39,439
The beat was strong.

814
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:50,742
Don't be sad,
I just failed to kill me.

815
00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:52,494
Talk!

816
00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:56,247
What kind of coward would kill
14 year olds?

817
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,740
You better start talking!

818
00:56:58,792 --> 00:57:01,211
Because I'm known for shooting a lot
at times like these!

819
00:57:02,712 --> 00:57:04,214
My name is Cable.

820
00:57:04,756 --> 00:57:07,425
I'm from the future.
Do not interfere.

821
00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:10,929
So, you're from the future.

822
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,306
If so, there are three questions.

823
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:16,643
One, is <i>dubstep</i> still trending?

824
00:57:17,102 --> 00:57:19,562
Second, are people still primitive?

825
00:57:19,646 --> 00:57:22,232
Third, has Dopinder found love?

826
00:58:06,401 --> 00:58:08,111
<i>Dubstep</i> is for losers.

827
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:09,362
You're so dark!

828
00:58:09,445 --> 00:58:11,656
Are you sure you're not from DC Universe?

829
00:58:12,407 --> 00:58:13,908
I love <i>dubstep!</i>

830
00:58:40,226 --> 00:58:41,644
Is that a waist bag?

831
00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:44,314
Back in the 1990s
I never had one!

832
00:58:45,273 --> 00:58:47,358
A little keepsake for me.

833
00:58:47,442 --> 00:58:51,154
Give it back!
It's always with me.

834
00:58:51,237 --> 00:58:53,615
Like memory
your ugly fanny pack!

835
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,418
Why are you protecting that child?

836
00:59:06,753 --> 00:59:08,671
I don't care about him...

837
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:11,507
and the <i>Are You My Mother?</i> mindset
his.

838
00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:15,094
What's the use of this?

839
00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:33,279
<i>In every film, there is a moment where
the hero falls to rock bottom.</i>

840
00:59:33,363 --> 00:59:36,658
<i>In </i>Cool Runnings,<i>it's the</i>moment
<i>John Candy's sled is broken.</i>

841
00:59:37,367 --> 00:59:41,704
<i>In </i>Human Centipede,<i>it's time</i>
<i>The actors signed contracts for the film</i>

842
00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:45,124
<i>But in this film,
you're watching it.</i>

843
00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:46,960
Quickly kneel down, mutant bastard!

844
00:59:49,879 --> 00:59:50,880
<i>Point...</i>

845
00:59:54,926 --> 00:59:56,427
<i>lowest.</i>

846
01:00:07,105 --> 01:00:08,249
<i>I love you, Wade Wilson.</i>

847
01:00:08,273 --> 01:00:09,482
Ness?

848
01:00:10,525 --> 01:00:11,985
Hey, Ness!

849
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:14,654
Ness, can I come in?
Please!

850
01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:16,823
Come on.

851
01:00:18,992 --> 01:00:20,076
Geez.

852
01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:24,797
You didn't give me much of a clue.

853
01:00:24,831 --> 01:00:26,624
I'm at my wit's end.

854
01:00:29,127 --> 01:00:31,379
I joined the X-Men.

855
01:00:31,546 --> 01:00:33,381
I went to jail. I...

856
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:38,970
What is that child?

857
01:00:41,014 --> 01:00:43,933
Children give us opportunities
get better.

858
01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:46,352
That boy!

859
01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:01,701
That's what he meant.

860
01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:03,053
Your heart must be there
in the right place.

861
01:01:03,077 --> 01:01:04,912
I will not ignore this child.

862
01:01:04,996 --> 01:01:07,582
He never had anyone.

863
01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:08,958
I can't be selfish.

864
01:01:09,042 --> 01:01:10,960
Yes, but what does that mean?

865
01:01:11,044 --> 01:01:14,172
That is, save Russell.

866
01:01:14,339 --> 01:01:15,840
I can't save Vanessa,

867
01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,885
but maybe I can save it
chubby teenager from New Zealand.

868
01:01:18,968 --> 01:01:21,030
Yes, but what I mean is,
the word is "unselfish."

869
01:01:21,054 --> 01:01:22,574
I really don't know what it means.

870
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:23,765
Good grief.

871
01:01:23,848 --> 01:01:26,559
OK, listen. My people said,

872
01:01:26,642 --> 01:01:28,394
the mutants were transferred

873
01:01:28,478 --> 01:01:30,271
to a maximum security prison,
130 km from here.

874
01:01:30,355 --> 01:01:32,148
Great, I'll pick him up on the way.

875
01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,359
Wait a minute, buddy.

876
01:01:34,442 --> 01:01:36,402
They were moved
with an armored convoy.

877
01:01:36,486 --> 01:01:39,072
And a fierce super soldier
from the future

878
01:01:39,155 --> 01:01:41,491
who wants to change your skull
become a perverted ashtray.

879
01:01:41,574 --> 01:01:42,992
You know what we should do?

880
01:01:43,076 --> 01:01:44,827
We need to form a team.

881
01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:47,038
They have to be tough,
his morals are flexible,

882
01:01:47,121 --> 01:01:48,498
and quite young
to carry this franchise

883
01:01:48,581 --> 01:01:49,767
for another 10 to 12 years.

884
01:01:49,791 --> 01:01:51,626
Full team of trained people.

885
01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:54,712
I discussed the matter
<i>Ocean's 14. Rogue Two.</i>

886
01:01:54,796 --> 01:01:57,173
<i>John Wick 3,</i>
but with an original director.

887
01:01:57,256 --> 01:01:59,133
My body is an instrument of death.

888
01:01:59,217 --> 01:02:00,551
Not now, Dopinder.

889
01:02:00,635 --> 01:02:02,053
I can be very useful.

890
01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:03,721
What's your superpower?

891
01:02:05,515 --> 01:02:07,141
- Courage.
- Very sweet.

892
01:02:07,225 --> 01:02:08,905
Are you brave enough
to check

893
01:02:08,935 --> 01:02:11,270
are there enough sanitary napkins?
in the dispenser?

894
01:02:11,354 --> 01:02:13,689
- Yes, sir.
- Sorry you had to see that.

895
01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:15,274
But I'm glad you heard it.

896
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,027
OK, I'll open a vacancy.

897
01:02:18,111 --> 01:02:20,321
But nothing
medical or dental benefits.

898
01:02:20,405 --> 01:02:22,448
Time to get back to LinkedIn.

899
01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:00,862
<i>Attention, all prisoners!</i>

900
01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:04,866
<i>Transfer to Cross Force
Mutant Control Facility</i>Prison

901
01:03:04,932 --> 01:03:06,868
<i>will start at eight.</i>

902
01:03:07,034 --> 01:03:11,023
<i>Cell inspection
will start at six...</i>

903
01:03:19,334 --> 01:03:20,423
Hey!

904
01:03:20,548 --> 01:03:21,883
What do you want?

905
01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:23,759
That's my pudding, asshole.

906
01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:25,243
- Fuck your pudding!
- Do you like pudding?

907
01:03:25,843 --> 01:03:26,343
Fight!

908
01:03:46,866 --> 01:03:47,867
Hello?

909
01:03:50,161 --> 01:03:52,497
I know you're in there.

910
01:04:08,179 --> 01:04:10,473
It's definitely difficult
the biggest person here.

911
01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:14,018
Lonely in high places?

912
01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:16,062
- They will move us tomorrow.
- Yes.

913
01:04:18,523 --> 01:04:20,316
Maybe I can get you out.

914
01:04:21,526 --> 01:04:24,695
And we can make the whole world
our slaves.

915
01:04:26,531 --> 01:04:28,282
We need a secret code.

916
01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:33,955
No, that's ridiculous, Russell.
Sucks!

917
01:04:41,212 --> 01:04:42,713
We're one team.

918
01:04:42,797 --> 01:04:44,715
We're like thugs,
like gangsters.

919
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:46,759
I'm like Tupac,
and you're like Ice Cube.

920
01:04:48,469 --> 01:04:50,680
- He said he can rap too.
- Yes.

921
01:04:50,763 --> 01:04:51,764
I like.

922
01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:53,266
Great, this is all great.

923
01:04:53,516 --> 01:04:55,226
Meet Bedlam.

924
01:04:55,309 --> 01:04:57,478
Cool name! His strength?

925
01:04:57,603 --> 01:04:59,105
I can disrupt electric fields.

926
01:05:00,356 --> 01:05:02,525
Including the one in your brain,

927
01:05:02,608 --> 01:05:06,044
causes anxiety, confusion,
and sick.

928
01:05:07,405 --> 01:05:09,448
So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.

929
01:05:09,532 --> 01:05:10,700
We can use him.

930
01:05:12,451 --> 01:05:13,995
I'm Zeitgeist.

931
01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:15,413
Cool. I like.

932
01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:19,166
So, you have power
to know the latest community news?

933
01:05:20,209 --> 01:05:21,335
No.

934
01:05:21,419 --> 01:05:22,962
No. My saliva is sour.

935
01:05:23,045 --> 01:05:25,548
- Want me to demonstrate?
- No! Thank You.

936
01:05:25,631 --> 01:05:27,025
We just believe it.

937
01:05:27,049 --> 01:05:29,249
Look, we've all eaten
at Arby's, okay?

938
01:05:29,343 --> 01:05:31,971
Yes. And this is The Vanisher.

939
01:05:35,308 --> 01:05:36,309
But...

940
01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:38,936
Disappear!

941
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,149
Good! Correct?

942
01:05:44,442 --> 01:05:45,526
He's not here, huh?

943
01:05:45,610 --> 01:05:47,153
He might be late.

944
01:05:48,738 --> 01:05:51,198
My name is Rusty,
but I'm called Shatterstar.

945
01:05:51,616 --> 01:05:52,825
That's good, yeah.

946
01:05:52,908 --> 01:05:54,994
- Rusty is ugly.
- Difficult.

947
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:57,788
- So, where are you from?
- Mojo World Planet.

948
01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,957
So, you're an alien, I guess.

949
01:06:00,041 --> 01:06:01,667
How can it help us?

950
01:06:01,751 --> 01:06:04,545
The point is, I'm better than you
in all things.

951
01:06:04,712 --> 01:06:06,432
Just once, I want to find it
planets filled with people

952
01:06:06,464 --> 01:06:08,007
who is worse than me
in everything.

953
01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:10,259
A bunch of fools.

954
01:06:10,343 --> 01:06:12,279
I want to go there
and become their Superman.

955
01:06:12,303 --> 01:06:13,387
Isn't that Canada?

956
01:06:13,471 --> 01:06:15,890
Shut your dirty mouth!

957
01:06:17,058 --> 01:06:18,517
- Introduce...
- Dominoes.

958
01:06:18,601 --> 01:06:20,311
- What are your abilities?
- I'm lucky.

959
01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:21,687
Luck is not strength.

960
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:23,147
- Strength.
- No.

961
01:06:23,314 --> 01:06:24,523
- Strength.
- No.

962
01:06:24,607 --> 01:06:25,608
- Strength.
- No.

963
01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:26,692
- Strength.
- No.

964
01:06:26,776 --> 01:06:27,777
- Strength.
- No.

965
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:28,944
- No.
- Strength.

966
01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:30,112
I told you.

967
01:06:30,321 --> 01:06:31,530
Get out of my head!

968
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,282
I'm not in your head.

969
01:06:33,366 --> 01:06:34,606
I was in the toilet
11 years old.

970
01:06:34,742 --> 01:06:37,495
If you're lucky,
why are you here with us?

971
01:06:37,578 --> 01:06:38,663
I don't know yet.

972
01:06:38,746 --> 01:06:39,806
What does it mean?

973
01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:41,600
There must be a reason I'm here,
and then I'll know.

974
01:06:41,624 --> 01:06:43,435
Everything usually works in my favor.

975
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,294
Like Ryan Reynolds in 2008.

976
01:06:46,587 --> 01:06:47,672
I don't know him.

977
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:48,923
You're accepted.

978
01:06:49,298 --> 01:06:50,299
Lucky me.

979
01:06:50,383 --> 01:06:51,592
He is cool.

980
01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:54,011
And the last.

981
01:06:54,095 --> 01:06:55,221
Peter.

982
01:06:56,597 --> 01:06:58,557
Am I being lied to, or...

983
01:06:59,183 --> 01:07:01,060
Have the power to want
you tell me?

984
01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:02,228
- Have...
- No.

985
01:07:02,770 --> 01:07:04,438
I don't have any.

986
01:07:04,522 --> 01:07:05,815
I just saw the ad.

987
01:07:05,898 --> 01:07:07,608
Don't have any at all?

988
01:07:07,692 --> 01:07:10,820
I have type 1 and 2 diabetes.

989
01:07:12,697 --> 01:07:13,823
Those are all types of diabetes.

990
01:07:13,906 --> 01:07:15,157
Yes, you have it all.

991
01:07:15,241 --> 01:07:17,159
If you find type 3,
let us know.

992
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:18,661
Yes.

993
01:07:18,744 --> 01:07:19,829
You're accepted.

994
01:07:19,912 --> 01:07:21,414
- Yes.
- Unlucky!

995
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,209
This is satisfying.

996
01:07:25,309 --> 01:07:26,709
SISTERS MARGARET'S SCHOOL
FOR LOST CHILDREN

997
01:07:30,297 --> 01:07:31,590
Go!

998
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:47,773
<i>This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box.</i>

999
01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,233
<i>We're on the road.</i>

1000
01:07:56,824 --> 01:07:59,201
Peace makes people soften.

1001
01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:02,580
I was born in war.

1002
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,291
Grow in it.

1003
01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:07,588
Okay.

1004
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,588
What is your experience
what hurts the most?

1005
01:08:12,548 --> 01:08:13,758
This bond is quite...

1006
01:08:13,841 --> 01:08:15,259
People think they know pain.

1007
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,221
They don't understand the concept
if it exceeds their suffering.

1008
01:08:20,806 --> 01:08:23,976
Five years old.
What's the pain?

1009
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:25,561
Bee sting.

1010
01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:26,729
Yes.

1011
01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:29,315
20 years old, grenade fragments.

1012
01:08:29,398 --> 01:08:31,692
40 years old, illness.

1013
01:08:32,151 --> 01:08:36,655
Maybe it's the suffering that leaves
more machines than humans.

1014
01:08:36,739 --> 01:08:38,139
Getting older isn't for sissies.

1015
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:39,784
That's why my grandmother Ginny used to...

1016
01:08:39,867 --> 01:08:41,076
I have a list.

1017
01:08:41,827 --> 01:08:43,788
We practice one by one.

1018
01:08:44,497 --> 01:08:45,498
Together.

1019
01:08:46,665 --> 01:08:48,793
Number one,
I'll bend something,

1020
01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:52,046
which should not be bent.

1021
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,231
Yes, it's best to stop there,

1022
01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:54,608
because I won't survive
until number two.

1023
01:08:54,632 --> 01:08:55,925
Not even number one.

1024
01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:57,676
I can't stand pain.

1025
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,887
If I stub my thumb,
I rest all day.

1026
01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,181
I cried when
<i>Felicity</i> canceled broadcast.

1027
01:09:02,598 --> 01:09:04,451
When I'm scared,
I had a tense erection because of nervousness.

1028
01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:05,810
That's the case now too.

1029
01:09:05,893 --> 01:09:07,436
Don't look at it, it will get worse.

1030
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,898
I don't want you to hurt me,
then I'll tell you anything.

1031
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:13,484
Except for their location.

1032
01:09:14,068 --> 01:09:16,570
Russell is on the convoy heading South
on Gerry Duggan Parkway.

1033
01:09:16,654 --> 01:09:18,131
The monster is with them.
Don't mess with him.

1034
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:19,573
You all know the plan.

1035
01:09:19,657 --> 01:09:22,267
Intercept the convoy, take the kid.

1036
01:09:22,350 --> 01:09:23,410
But don't be impolite!

1037
01:09:23,494 --> 01:09:25,722
<i>Don't do anything wrong
with Deadpool too</i>

1038
01:09:25,746 --> 01:09:28,541
<i>Because he now has a team.
He's unstoppable</i>

1039
01:09:28,624 --> 01:09:31,293
He has a butt pen
and will stab you with it.

1040
01:09:31,377 --> 01:09:33,963
Be careful with this guy. Cable!

1041
01:09:34,046 --> 01:09:37,174
He is very short, 180 cm.
Not like in the comics.

1042
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:40,010
If successful,
we go home early.

1043
01:09:40,469 --> 01:09:42,549
If you chase them, Cable,
I warn you...

1044
01:09:43,264 --> 01:09:44,849
there is a danger of wind there.

1045
01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:57,833
<i>There's a shock here.</i>

1046
01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:06,954
I don't know much
about this Cable,

1047
01:10:07,037 --> 01:10:10,207
but I guarantee he hasn't killed anyone
as much as melanoma.

1048
01:10:11,584 --> 01:10:12,668
We're close!

1049
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,670
As a former X-Men...

1050
01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:16,630
- Beginner.
- Thank you, Bedlam.

1051
01:10:16,714 --> 01:10:20,676
I cannot accept sex discrimination
in the group name.

1052
01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:22,761
X-Men! Man!

1053
01:10:22,845 --> 01:10:25,806
Basically our group
will be more forward thinking.

1054
01:10:25,890 --> 01:10:27,182
Gender neutral.

1055
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:29,560
From now on,
we will be known as...

1056
01:10:31,812 --> 01:10:33,147
X-Force.

1057
01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:34,940
Isn't that a bit imitative?

1058
01:10:35,024 --> 01:10:37,443
I didn't ask your opinion, Peter!

1059
01:10:38,694 --> 01:10:40,154
That wasn't me.

1060
01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:51,373
Open the parachute at an altitude of 400 m,
intercept the convoy, and take the boy.

1061
01:10:51,457 --> 01:10:52,559
Let's beat them up, darling!

1062
01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,418
After landing, check out my action!

1063
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:55,502
Yes!

1064
01:10:55,586 --> 01:10:57,338
I can't wait to kill!

1065
01:10:57,421 --> 01:10:59,089
Hey, hey!

1066
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,009
I want to say how proud I am
on this team.

1067
01:11:02,927 --> 01:11:05,763
You know, you guys look cool!

1068
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:08,682
Vanisher, I'm sure
you look cool too.

1069
01:11:08,766 --> 01:11:11,572
And this is family
what I've always dreamed of and I...

1070
01:11:12,394 --> 01:11:13,437
Damn, I just...

1071
01:11:15,064 --> 01:11:16,732
Sometimes I like to choke.

1072
01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:20,027
I hate to interrupt, but someone is worried
about this strong wind?

1073
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:21,403
- Gary.
- My name is Peter.

1074
01:11:21,487 --> 01:11:23,364
I realize this is new to you,
but calm down,

1075
01:11:23,447 --> 01:11:24,887
you have been chosen by power
higher.

1076
01:11:25,157 --> 01:11:27,409
- Did he just confess to God?
- Yes, I think so.

1077
01:11:27,493 --> 01:11:28,436
I want to go home.

1078
01:11:28,449 --> 01:11:31,580
And I want a McRib
available all year round,

1079
01:11:31,664 --> 01:11:33,457
but sometimes dreams don't come true!

1080
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,668
I spent ten years
in Special Forces.

1081
01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:38,295
You thought we'd never jump
just because of a little wind?

1082
01:11:38,921 --> 01:11:41,173
You can't back down, Mustache!

1083
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,234
I just screamed
to impress others.

1084
01:11:43,258 --> 01:11:45,177
I won't let you get hurt,
my sweet bear.

1085
01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:47,763
Leonard, play!

1086
01:11:56,522 --> 01:11:58,565
Come on, come on, come on!

1087
01:12:34,268 --> 01:12:35,644
Let's act!

1088
01:12:36,937 --> 01:12:38,063
Yes!

1089
01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:40,983
Convoy, heading 12 o'clock!
Wait for my signal!

1090
01:12:42,026 --> 01:12:43,485
Open! Good grief!

1091
01:12:50,075 --> 01:12:51,994
A bit off track.

1092
01:12:53,075 --> 01:12:54,094
HILLSIDE ENTERTAINMENT PARK
Puppet Show This Afternoon

1093
01:12:54,163 --> 01:12:56,999
Oh my!

1094
01:12:57,750 --> 01:12:59,168
That's them.

1095
01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:02,337
Look at those charming bastards.

1096
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,798
Yes! Well done, Bedlam!

1097
01:13:09,887 --> 01:13:13,807
No! Good grief!

1098
01:13:14,224 --> 01:13:17,311
Shatterstar.
OK, you definitely can.

1099
01:13:18,062 --> 01:13:19,063
Left!

1100
01:13:19,146 --> 01:13:20,481
Left!

1101
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:22,775
You must be crazy
want to take off here.

1102
01:13:22,858 --> 01:13:25,069
Your delivery sucks!

1103
01:13:28,989 --> 01:13:31,658
Yes, looks like we found something
that you don't control.

1104
01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:35,162
Vanisher.

1105
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,997
Maybe the wind can't blow
which is invisible.

1106
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:41,543
Are you serious?

1107
01:13:41,627 --> 01:13:43,420
OK,
the four of us can do this.

1108
01:13:44,004 --> 01:13:46,965
Sweet bear.
You can do it, friend!

1109
01:13:47,049 --> 01:13:49,176
That's good!
That's the spirit of X-Force!

1110
01:13:50,385 --> 01:13:52,429
Never underestimate a man with a mustache!

1111
01:13:52,513 --> 01:13:54,014
Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.

1112
01:13:54,098 --> 01:13:56,850
- We did it!
- You're a superhero, really!

1113
01:13:56,934 --> 01:13:58,018
X-Force!

1114
01:13:58,644 --> 01:13:59,728
X-Force.

1115
01:14:09,696 --> 01:14:11,782
- Peter.
- I'm with you, Buddy!

1116
01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:12,967
You'll be safe!

1117
01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:15,619
You can do it, champ.
Cheers, Peter!

1118
01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:17,121
Look at me. We're X-Force, right?

1119
01:14:17,204 --> 01:14:19,331
- Yes, we are X-Force.
- We're X-Force.

1120
01:14:23,377 --> 01:14:25,379
Good grief! What the hell is that?

1121
01:14:25,462 --> 01:14:27,422
Fucking acidic vomit!

1122
01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:31,760
Good grief!
I'm going to throw up in my mask.

1123
01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:37,266
Okay, I'm on the convoy.

1124
01:14:37,349 --> 01:14:39,184
Where do the other members land?

1125
01:14:39,810 --> 01:14:41,436
There is good and bad news.

1126
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,606
The bad news is, the whole team dies.

1127
01:14:44,690 --> 01:14:47,818
The good news is, I don't think there will be
who misses Shatterstar.

1128
01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:51,196
He's kind of a jerk.
But Paul!

1129
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,281
<i>Peter!</i>

1130
01:14:52,364 --> 01:14:53,782
Peter, I will miss him so much.

1131
01:14:53,866 --> 01:14:56,368
But there is a possibility that Vanisher survived.

1132
01:14:56,451 --> 01:14:58,996
No, impossible. He's dead.

1133
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,247
<i>The whole team?</i>

1134
01:15:00,330 --> 01:15:02,124
Only the main ones.
We're okay.

1135
01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:03,458
<i>Gosh, you're so lame.</i>

1136
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,127
Whoever organizes it
dangerous action

1137
01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:07,379
after smoking a lot of marijuana.

1138
01:15:07,462 --> 01:15:08,547
I tell too many stories.

1139
01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:10,257
<i>It's clear enough!</i>

1140
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:12,050
You're handsome, Vanisher.

1141
01:15:21,894 --> 01:15:23,770
They headed towards the tunnel.

1142
01:15:24,771 --> 01:15:28,150
I'm the child's only hope,
So, sit back and wait for orders.

1143
01:15:28,901 --> 01:15:29,902
<i>Whatever.</i>

1144
01:15:29,985 --> 01:15:31,212
<i>We will lose them.
I dove.</i>

1145
01:15:31,236 --> 01:15:34,156
<i>Not yet, lone survivor.</i>

1146
01:15:34,239 --> 01:15:36,742
<i>Luck is not strength!
We are truly doomed!</i>

1147
01:15:36,825 --> 01:15:39,870
No, we are so unlucky.

1148
01:15:42,998 --> 01:15:45,626
<i>Really, I don't understand.</i>

1149
01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:48,170
<i>Can your eyes shoot?
lucky laser?</i>

1150
01:15:50,339 --> 01:15:54,343
<i>That's hard to imagine,
and definitely not cinematic</i>

1151
01:15:57,012 --> 01:15:58,597
<i>I mean, luck?</i>

1152
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:02,601
<i>Comic book artist
Which strange stoned addict</i>

1153
01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,269
<i>who creates
that magical power?</i>

1154
01:16:04,353 --> 01:16:06,647
<i>Maybe someone who can't
draw feet!</i>

1155
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:20,994
<i>Again, all of this
it's my responsibility</i>

1156
01:16:21,078 --> 01:16:22,305
<i>That's why I am
condemned to act solo</i>

1157
01:16:22,329 --> 01:16:23,369
<i>- Wandering around looking for...</i>
- I'm coming in.

1158
01:16:23,413 --> 01:16:24,873
<i>Sorry, what did you say?</i>

1159
01:16:24,957 --> 01:16:28,001
<i>- I'm coming in.</i>
- How come you've come in?

1160
01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:29,711
No.

1161
01:16:30,295 --> 01:16:31,505
That's Cable, up front.

1162
01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:32,631
<i>Okay.</i>

1163
01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:35,133
New plan.
Use the power of your imagination

1164
01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:37,928
to prevent Cable
kill the child.

1165
01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:39,638
I'm following behind you.

1166
01:16:47,896 --> 01:16:49,898
That rifle is awesome!

1167
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,993
Hey! Fuck!

1168
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,744
<i>Where is he? I didn't see</i>

1169
01:17:02,828 --> 01:17:04,329
<i>He's above you.</i>

1170
01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:06,081
<i>He opened the door!</i>

1171
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:07,958
<i>He came in through the back!</i>

1172
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:09,584
<i>Oh my God, he's in there!</i>

1173
01:17:09,668 --> 01:17:10,919
You heard yourself, right?

1174
01:17:11,003 --> 01:17:12,480
<i>Unintentionally ambiguous statement!</i>

1175
01:17:12,504 --> 01:17:14,965
Russell! Russell Collins!

1176
01:17:15,048 --> 01:17:16,967
Get away from that kid, John Connor!

1177
01:17:21,972 --> 01:17:22,973
No, no, no!

1178
01:17:27,311 --> 01:17:28,437
Unlucky!

1179
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,937
Please! Help!

1180
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,294
I can play that too!

1181
01:17:54,421 --> 01:17:56,256
Can! Can not.

1182
01:17:57,257 --> 01:17:58,258
<i>It's showtime, Mama!</i>

1183
01:17:58,342 --> 01:17:59,968
Goddess of Luck, hold the wheel.

1184
01:18:37,714 --> 01:18:39,609
I want to ask your name,
but you will die soon.

1185
01:18:39,633 --> 01:18:41,676
I'm Domino, and I doubt it.

1186
01:18:58,276 --> 01:18:59,277
Hang in there, Doms!

1187
01:19:00,612 --> 01:19:02,239
This is very difficult.

1188
01:19:14,501 --> 01:19:15,919
And give me back my Skee-Ball coins.

1189
01:19:19,464 --> 01:19:21,007
- You did good work.
- X-Force.

1190
01:19:22,968 --> 01:19:24,970
I think <i>dubstep</i> will never die.

1191
01:19:37,190 --> 01:19:39,985
You killed Black Tom,
you racist bastard!

1192
01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:43,905
Too bad.

1193
01:19:47,033 --> 01:19:48,285
The brakes don't work!

1194
01:19:48,452 --> 01:19:49,703
Try to outsmart it!

1195
01:19:54,082 --> 01:19:55,625
There's nothing I can't kill.

1196
01:19:58,420 --> 01:20:00,922
Like Scoutmaster Kevin
once said:

1197
01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:03,341
"There was the first time
for everything, son."

1198
01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:06,636
Give it your best shot, One Eyed Willy.

1199
01:20:21,485 --> 01:20:23,403
The bullet was very fast.

1200
01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:24,988
Here we go.

1201
01:20:26,072 --> 01:20:28,283
Domino, can you slow down a bit?

1202
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:30,452
Hopefully can!

1203
01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:03,401
Knock, knock.

1204
01:21:09,950 --> 01:21:10,951
That's just my friend.

1205
01:21:17,374 --> 01:21:18,542
Asta...

1206
01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:32,889
<i>I'll admit this doesn't work
according to plan</i>

1207
01:21:34,224 --> 01:21:37,686
<i>I'll admit that plan too
written in crayon</i>

1208
01:21:37,769 --> 01:21:40,981
<i>Looks like Russell got it
new friend. Envy</i>

1209
01:21:41,064 --> 01:21:45,569
<i>It turns out that Domino is quite tough
and maybe, a little lucky.</i>

1210
01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:48,905
<i>But Cable?
He's emotional</i>

1211
01:21:48,989 --> 01:21:52,033
<i>Immediate emotions
getting worse</i>

1212
01:22:15,807 --> 01:22:18,226
Something was very wrong.

1213
01:22:21,187 --> 01:22:22,647
Ouch.

1214
01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:26,067
Gosh, that hurts.

1215
01:22:26,151 --> 01:22:27,777
Take that, Mel Gibson.

1216
01:22:31,323 --> 01:22:32,407
Russell.

1217
01:22:35,118 --> 01:22:36,202
Russell!

1218
01:22:36,828 --> 01:22:38,913
Russ... Where are you?

1219
01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:44,628
Russell! Are you okay?

1220
01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:47,964
Thank goodness...
Oh my!

1221
01:22:48,256 --> 01:22:49,466
Juggernauts!

1222
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,802
I thought it was you!

1223
01:22:52,886 --> 01:22:54,971
I should have worn white pants.

1224
01:22:55,722 --> 01:22:58,725
You probably hear this often,
but I'm a big fan of yours.

1225
01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,896
<i>Uncanny X-Men, 183.
Thor, 411</i>

1226
01:23:02,979 --> 01:23:04,272
<i>X-Men Unlimited, 12.</i>

1227
01:23:04,356 --> 01:23:06,441
You know, I always dream

1228
01:23:06,524 --> 01:23:08,276
I can see the reflection of my face
on your helmet

1229
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,528
when you lunged at me
with full killing intent.

1230
01:23:10,612 --> 01:23:12,113
I mean not now.

1231
01:23:12,447 --> 01:23:14,324
I will tear you in two.

1232
01:23:14,407 --> 01:23:16,743
That statement was very Juggernaut.

1233
01:23:20,830 --> 01:23:24,834
Good grief!
I don't feel my legs.

1234
01:23:24,918 --> 01:23:26,002
I can't...

1235
01:23:26,961 --> 01:23:28,463
No, it turns out here.

1236
01:23:29,297 --> 01:23:31,049
Can. Russell.

1237
01:23:31,132 --> 01:23:32,967
I have a mission.

1238
01:23:33,510 --> 01:23:34,636
For revenge.

1239
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,389
I will burn the principal
alive.

1240
01:23:37,472 --> 01:23:39,641
You're not the revenge type.

1241
01:23:39,724 --> 01:23:40,892
Trust your friend.

1242
01:23:41,309 --> 01:23:45,021
Friend?
You're sick, and I'm taking care of you.

1243
01:23:45,188 --> 01:23:47,315
You said it yourself.

1244
01:23:47,399 --> 01:23:50,068
"I'm not your friend.
Find something stronger."

1245
01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:51,361
So, I found him.

1246
01:23:53,113 --> 01:23:55,156
Russell, I can't protect you
at that time.

1247
01:23:55,323 --> 01:23:58,785
But now you can.
What do you want me to say?

1248
01:23:59,369 --> 01:24:01,204
"I care about you"?
Because, sadly,

1249
01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,123
I care about you, Russell.

1250
01:24:03,748 --> 01:24:05,834
Juggernaut has what
that I don't have?

1251
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:09,087
Don't say feet,
you would definitely say that!

1252
01:24:09,629 --> 01:24:12,424
- Foot!
- Still sick to hear!

1253
01:24:14,592 --> 01:24:17,512
What's that?
That's not real rope!

1254
01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,931
Come back here, young man!

1255
01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:22,016
Doms!

1256
01:24:22,392 --> 01:24:24,561
Doms, please take me.

1257
01:24:24,644 --> 01:24:27,063
Use my arm as a bag strap.

1258
01:24:29,774 --> 01:24:32,736
Looks like we've found it
the cosmic reason you are here.

1259
01:24:33,153 --> 01:24:34,904
I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

1260
01:24:34,988 --> 01:24:36,239
X-Force.

1261
01:24:49,753 --> 01:24:51,546
<i>The child still has hope.</i>

1262
01:24:51,629 --> 01:24:54,424
- Don't give up on the kid.
- How dare he just leave.

1263
01:24:55,175 --> 01:24:57,427
There was coldness in his eyes.

1264
01:24:57,886 --> 01:24:59,471
If only you heard directly.

1265
01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:03,683
I guess family does
a bad word.

1266
01:25:04,601 --> 01:25:06,770
Rub my feet, Mama.

1267
01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:08,229
Why should I rub your feet?

1268
01:25:08,313 --> 01:25:10,899
Please, it hurts.
The pain continues to increase.

1269
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,570
What is...

1270
01:25:16,070 --> 01:25:18,323
Why are your hands small again?

1271
01:25:18,823 --> 01:25:20,200
That's not my hand.

1272
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,535
Geez!

1273
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:24,996
I enjoyed it.

1274
01:25:25,079 --> 01:25:27,832
Wade! I heard what happened
on his convoy and...

1275
01:25:32,337 --> 01:25:34,172
Why don't you cover that?

1276
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:36,841
A warrior need not feel ashamed.

1277
01:25:36,925 --> 01:25:38,843
You should be embarrassed.
I mean look at you.

1278
01:25:38,927 --> 01:25:42,430
You're just wearing clothes,
not wearing pants.

1279
01:25:42,514 --> 01:25:44,432
Yes. Like Winnie the Pooh.

1280
01:25:44,516 --> 01:25:46,476
What is going on?
Explain.

1281
01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:47,828
I won't ask for that.

1282
01:25:47,852 --> 01:25:49,437
- It's like...
- Here we go.

1283
01:25:49,521 --> 01:25:52,315
It's like she gave birth anally,
stop halfway.

1284
01:25:52,398 --> 01:25:53,542
His legs were out
and they said,

1285
01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:55,985
- "You know, I'm done."
- Satisfied?

1286
01:25:56,069 --> 01:26:00,031
From the waist down he's like a Muppet,
but his genitals were visible.

1287
01:26:00,114 --> 01:26:01,300
Grover has a genitals the size of a twig.

1288
01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:02,676
Mr. Weasel,
My parking lot is lined with two cars.

1289
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:04,369
I've been ticketed three times.

1290
01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:08,456
No, no, DP, not again!

1291
01:26:08,790 --> 01:26:10,550
- Has this ever happened?
- Yes.

1292
01:26:11,459 --> 01:26:12,937
Good grief. Want to vomit or not.

1293
01:26:12,961 --> 01:26:14,254
Don't be so unclear.

1294
01:26:14,337 --> 01:26:16,214
Why doesn't God take
my hearing?

1295
01:26:20,051 --> 01:26:21,678
Calm down. It grows back.

1296
01:26:21,761 --> 01:26:23,346
I mean your face.

1297
01:26:23,763 --> 01:26:25,640
I never saw you
without a mask beforehand.

1298
01:26:25,723 --> 01:26:27,892
- Geez!
- Looks like an avocado.

1299
01:26:27,976 --> 01:26:29,602
But your feet, cute too.

1300
01:26:29,936 --> 01:26:31,729
Do you want to borrow my trousers?

1301
01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:34,858
I'm glad you guys stopped by.

1302
01:26:34,941 --> 01:26:37,235
You must be surprised
why didn't I ask you guys to come here.

1303
01:26:37,694 --> 01:26:39,279
This is the reason I came.

1304
01:26:39,362 --> 01:26:42,967
The Time Traveler's Wife's Husband
beat me until I almost died.

1305
01:26:42,991 --> 01:26:44,242
He tortured me!

1306
01:26:44,325 --> 01:26:47,245
But I'm just letting you know
everything he wanted to know.

1307
01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:51,183
So, I want to help us get ready,
so we can hunt him without me.

1308
01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:53,960
No! I'm going alone.

1309
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,411
- Juggernaut can kill you all.
- That is true.

1310
01:26:56,462 --> 01:26:58,606
I just need a few hours
so that my legs grow.

1311
01:26:58,690 --> 01:26:59,674
What are you going to do?

1312
01:26:59,757 --> 01:27:01,110
I don't care what the child does.

1313
01:27:01,134 --> 01:27:02,427
I won't let Cable catch him,

1314
01:27:02,510 --> 01:27:03,863
even though I have to straddle him
until death.

1315
01:27:03,887 --> 01:27:05,889
But your feet are still so small.

1316
01:27:05,972 --> 01:27:07,724
Shut up, black Black Widow!
I'm growing.

1317
01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:10,035
First thing,
take me in front of Cable,

1318
01:27:10,059 --> 01:27:11,745
so I can pull it out
all the blood from his body

1319
01:27:11,769 --> 01:27:14,105
and make the bones
Christmas jewelry.

1320
01:27:14,188 --> 01:27:19,110
Then, I took the skin and stretched it
on a homemade wedding drum.

1321
01:27:20,695 --> 01:27:22,295
He's standing behind you guys, right?

1322
01:27:30,955 --> 01:27:32,707
What's this?

1323
01:27:32,999 --> 01:27:36,085
It's really this apartment
registered on Tinder? Grindr?

1324
01:27:36,377 --> 01:27:38,922
You chose the wrong hole
to mess around, Time Boy.

1325
01:27:39,464 --> 01:27:42,008
Is that necessary?

1326
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,930
No.
That's his Basic Instinct.

1327
01:27:47,096 --> 01:27:48,139
What do you want?

1328
01:27:48,848 --> 01:27:50,516
I come with an offer.

1329
01:27:52,018 --> 01:27:53,102
Good grief!

1330
01:27:53,186 --> 01:27:56,356
- He wants to have a joke, right?
- Who jokes first?

1331
01:27:56,439 --> 01:27:58,816
- I think we should do it together.
- Great idea.

1332
01:27:58,900 --> 01:28:00,443
Forty five dollars,
you get a puff.

1333
01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:01,754
I only do it in my pants,
use your mouth.

1334
01:28:01,778 --> 01:28:02,862
Unlucky!

1335
01:28:02,946 --> 01:28:05,073
In the film <i>The Proposition</i>
Guy Pearce's acting is very good.

1336
01:28:05,156 --> 01:28:06,916
Wait, wait, wait!
I want to repeat my turn.

1337
01:28:07,241 --> 01:28:09,327
- Repeat the sentence.
- I need your help!

1338
01:28:09,869 --> 01:28:12,163
Believe me, I don't like this more
compared to you,

1339
01:28:12,246 --> 01:28:14,874
but you guys released the Juggernaut,
you crazy!

1340
01:28:15,416 --> 01:28:17,669
I can't fight him alone.

1341
01:28:17,835 --> 01:28:19,379
So, here we are.

1342
01:28:20,713 --> 01:28:23,925
We are no longer accepting applications
for X-Force, unfortunately.

1343
01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:27,196
Even though it still is, it's still there outside
wind hazard, until at least...

1344
01:28:27,220 --> 01:28:28,388
We don't have much time.

1345
01:28:28,471 --> 01:28:30,223
Your friend will do
his first murder.

1346
01:28:30,306 --> 01:28:31,786
Don't be angry, if you know a lot,

1347
01:28:31,849 --> 01:28:34,185
why not go back to when he was a baby,
then kill him?

1348
01:28:34,769 --> 01:28:36,854
Or go back even further,
kill Hitler's baby.

1349
01:28:36,938 --> 01:28:38,898
I went to the past with tools.

1350
01:28:38,982 --> 01:28:41,609
The longer I'm here,
increasingly difficult to control.

1351
01:28:41,693 --> 01:28:45,488
I have two settings:
one for coming here, one for going home.

1352
01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:48,658
Man, the screenwriter is lazy.

1353
01:28:48,741 --> 01:28:51,577
Your boy will kill the principal
orphanage tonight.

1354
01:28:51,661 --> 01:28:53,746
After that he fell in love with it
killing feeling.

1355
01:28:53,830 --> 01:28:56,541
Like a little Kirsten Dunst, right?

1356
01:28:56,624 --> 01:29:01,421
He keeps killing, killing,
and kill.

1357
01:29:01,754 --> 01:29:04,966
Until later, he killed
wrong person.

1358
01:29:07,552 --> 01:29:08,928
My people.

1359
01:29:12,849 --> 01:29:13,975
Calm.

1360
01:29:14,058 --> 01:29:16,519
I took something
from my equipment bag.

1361
01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:21,774
It's called a fanny pack, you know that,
you're mentally ill!

1362
01:29:21,858 --> 01:29:23,526
The difference is like night and day.

1363
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:27,488
You remind me of my wife.

1364
01:29:27,655 --> 01:29:28,781
Excuse me?

1365
01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:30,300
I said,
"You remind me of my wife."

1366
01:29:30,324 --> 01:29:31,677
No, sorry you said that

1367
01:29:31,701 --> 01:29:34,454
while looking into my eyes
and use lip balm.

1368
01:29:34,537 --> 01:29:35,705
He was always having trouble.

1369
01:29:36,831 --> 01:29:40,835
But he's funny, and channeling
his pain through humor.

1370
01:29:41,711 --> 01:29:43,921
Something I can't control.

1371
01:29:44,839 --> 01:29:47,050
He died because of me.

1372
01:29:48,676 --> 01:29:51,345
It's my job to stop people like him.

1373
01:29:52,388 --> 01:29:54,348
<i>I almost succeeded a few times.</i>

1374
01:29:58,561 --> 01:30:00,229
<i>He doesn't like that.</i>

1375
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:03,066
<i>He wants to hurt me,</i>

1376
01:30:03,149 --> 01:30:05,109
and know exactly
how to do it.

1377
01:30:09,155 --> 01:30:12,492
Blessed is the evil one
which my hand healed.

1378
01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:20,875
<i>He went to my house and took the only thing
that makes it home</i>

1379
01:30:25,088 --> 01:30:26,464
Sound similar?

1380
01:30:27,507 --> 01:30:29,092
Please accept my condolences.

1381
01:30:29,175 --> 01:30:30,843
I'm really sorry.

1382
01:30:33,054 --> 01:30:35,181
But it wasn't Russell.

1383
01:30:35,264 --> 01:30:37,159
- He doesn't have to be like that.
- If you knew what I know...

1384
01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:39,185
Yes, he has anger problems,

1385
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:43,606
maybe a slight learning disorder,
and diabetes, but it can be corrected.

1386
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:45,316
If you could come back

1387
01:30:45,399 --> 01:30:48,069
and stop your wife's killer,
what do you want?

1388
01:30:48,361 --> 01:30:49,570
No.

1389
01:30:49,654 --> 01:30:51,364
I'll give you a handjob essay.

1390
01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:53,199
Of course you want to!

1391
01:30:53,950 --> 01:30:57,120
- But I won't kill a child.
- I'm not asking you to kill a child.

1392
01:30:57,203 --> 01:30:58,746
Let me do it.

1393
01:30:58,830 --> 01:31:02,291
I ask you to save me
hundreds of other children.

1394
01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,669
Russell will burn
the orphanage.

1395
01:31:04,752 --> 01:31:09,090
I can imagine your late boyfriend
want you to do the right thing, right?

1396
01:31:10,091 --> 01:31:12,677
So, what's your decision, Handsome?

1397
01:31:13,344 --> 01:31:15,714
- Give me a chance to save him.
- What?

1398
01:31:15,897 --> 01:31:18,242
You said, once he kills,
he came to like the taste.

1399
01:31:18,266 --> 01:31:20,601
If we can persuade him before then,

1400
01:31:20,685 --> 01:31:24,188
promise you will give me a chance
took him to another path.

1401
01:31:24,272 --> 01:31:25,439
Describe "opportunity."

1402
01:31:25,523 --> 01:31:26,750
Who knows. How long will it take

1403
01:31:26,774 --> 01:31:28,127
to save lives?
That's not...

1404
01:31:28,151 --> 01:31:29,402
I'll give you thirty seconds.

1405
01:31:29,485 --> 01:31:31,487
- What? No!
- My best offer.

1406
01:31:31,571 --> 01:31:32,864
Accept it or not.

1407
01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,772
He did!

1408
01:31:44,834 --> 01:31:46,394
Look at that little guy.
He did.

1409
01:31:46,502 --> 01:31:48,337
There he is.

1410
01:31:48,504 --> 01:31:49,922
Good grief!

1411
01:31:50,006 --> 01:31:51,465
Cover with clothes.

1412
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,869
Keep going.

1413
01:31:55,595 --> 01:31:56,929
Come on, you can do it!

1414
01:31:57,346 --> 01:32:00,183
Boy my little legs are hairless
and charming.

1415
01:32:02,393 --> 01:32:03,477
Good grief!

1416
01:32:03,561 --> 01:32:05,188
That's disgusting.

1417
01:32:05,271 --> 01:32:06,689
Thirty seconds.

1418
01:32:12,069 --> 01:32:13,571
- Agree.
- Agree.

1419
01:32:19,994 --> 01:32:23,039
Too bad they don't
have clothes in your size.

1420
01:32:23,122 --> 01:32:25,082
I want our clothes to be a pair.

1421
01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:27,168
To look threatening.

1422
01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:28,377
How lame.

1423
01:32:28,461 --> 01:32:30,046
That was cool, kid.

1424
01:32:31,756 --> 01:32:34,258
<i>Those are the first five stages</i>

1425
01:32:34,342 --> 01:32:36,052
for prostate assisted orgasm.

1426
01:32:36,969 --> 01:32:38,387
Where are we going?

1427
01:32:38,471 --> 01:32:39,722
You said it yourself.

1428
01:32:39,805 --> 01:32:42,725
Juggernaut cannot be stopped.
We need help.

1429
01:32:42,808 --> 01:32:45,561
I will bathe in the blood of your enemies.

1430
01:32:49,899 --> 01:32:51,525
Can you turn the music off?

1431
01:32:52,526 --> 01:32:54,528
Absolutely not allowed.

1432
01:32:54,695 --> 01:32:56,530
Why don't you say
with an Indian accent?

1433
01:32:56,614 --> 01:32:58,324
- Excuse me?
- Apology accepted.

1434
01:32:58,407 --> 01:33:00,451
This is a part of you
which I don't like.

1435
01:33:00,534 --> 01:33:03,430
Let me guess, some of your best friends
in the future of Indians.

1436
01:33:03,454 --> 01:33:04,580
What do you want...?

1437
01:33:04,664 --> 01:33:06,582
Again, hatred is shown
his bad face.

1438
01:33:06,666 --> 01:33:07,917
Excuse me. Later it's better.

1439
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,543
I'm not racist, you idiot!

1440
01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:11,504
That's what racist people say.

1441
01:33:11,712 --> 01:33:13,339
I'm on my side
old man white this time.

1442
01:33:13,422 --> 01:33:14,632
And I didn't expect it.

1443
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:18,153
When this is over, I will slaughter you
with your own feet.

1444
01:33:18,177 --> 01:33:20,304
And a sexual predator too.
That's ironic.

1445
01:33:20,388 --> 01:33:21,764
I should have finished college.

1446
01:33:21,847 --> 01:33:24,076
So, what exactly is your job
in the future?

1447
01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:25,309
Some kind of soldier?

1448
01:33:25,393 --> 01:33:27,186
Yes, sort of.

1449
01:33:27,270 --> 01:33:29,438
I was a soldier. Special Forces.

1450
01:33:29,522 --> 01:33:32,149
Fifty years from now,
we're definitely friends.

1451
01:33:32,233 --> 01:33:34,193
Fifty years from now,
you're dead.

1452
01:33:34,277 --> 01:33:36,654
Your generation is destroying the planet
until dying.

1453
01:33:36,737 --> 01:33:39,615
Boom! Watch out for leaks.

1454
01:33:40,866 --> 01:33:42,076
Planetary basis.

1455
01:33:42,243 --> 01:33:43,786
Next time, take an Uber.

1456
01:33:43,869 --> 01:33:45,162
Another leak.

1457
01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:48,124
You're not a hero.

1458
01:33:48,332 --> 01:33:52,044
You're just an annoying clown
costumed as a perverted toy.

1459
01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:54,964
I have news for you.
My heart is in the right place.

1460
01:33:55,047 --> 01:33:56,549
Russell won't kill.

1461
01:33:56,632 --> 01:33:58,610
Thanks to me, he will know
true love.

1462
01:33:58,634 --> 01:33:59,677
We will all die.

1463
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:02,930
Thanks to you, I will always know what it looks like
adult men with baby cocks.

1464
01:34:03,055 --> 01:34:05,349
I grow, not show off.

1465
01:34:05,516 --> 01:34:07,911
If this were the bus where I could
stop and get out.

1466
01:34:07,935 --> 01:34:09,562
Luckily not Cable
who drives,

1467
01:34:09,645 --> 01:34:10,646
or you'll be behind.

1468
01:34:10,855 --> 01:34:12,648
- I'm behind.
- Until!

1469
01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:33,044
I made a mistake!

1470
01:34:33,502 --> 01:34:35,046
I want to fix it!

1471
01:34:35,212 --> 01:34:38,090
You believe me.
I made that belief

1472
01:34:38,215 --> 01:34:41,218
dirty place in the airport toilet.

1473
01:34:41,302 --> 01:34:44,055
In Minneapolis.
You know the toilet!

1474
01:34:44,638 --> 01:34:47,183
But you yourself know
I'm not completely annoying.

1475
01:34:47,266 --> 01:34:48,768
I used to be an X-Man!

1476
01:34:48,851 --> 01:34:49,894
Beginner!

1477
01:34:54,565 --> 01:34:57,068
You're still wearing Velcro labels.

1478
01:34:57,151 --> 01:34:58,736
Better than tape.

1479
01:34:58,819 --> 01:34:59,820
Hi Wade!

1480
01:34:59,904 --> 01:35:00,905
Please do not.

1481
01:35:00,988 --> 01:35:03,741
Tell me what you want.
Fast.

1482
01:35:03,824 --> 01:35:04,825
Correct. Fast.

1483
01:35:04,909 --> 01:35:06,786
About that child.
Like you, I disappointed him.

1484
01:35:06,869 --> 01:35:07,870
And like me,

1485
01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:09,222
no one ever
sacrifice for him.

1486
01:35:09,246 --> 01:35:11,957
because the world thinks so
as a lowly person from a long time ago.

1487
01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:13,709
He's friends with Juggernaut!

1488
01:35:13,793 --> 01:35:14,960
That juggernaut!

1489
01:35:15,336 --> 01:35:17,105
My favorite Marvel character
all the time!

1490
01:35:17,129 --> 01:35:19,298
And hi, Yukio!
Very nice of you to greet me

1491
01:35:19,382 --> 01:35:20,716
so I'll say hello back.

1492
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,134
You guys are a cute couple.

1493
01:35:22,218 --> 01:35:23,886
Yes. Where was I?

1494
01:35:23,969 --> 01:35:25,805
Correct.
Never meet your heroes,

1495
01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,556
because honestly he's an asshole!

1496
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:30,715
And like most jerks,
he's hard as a rock and only brings trouble!

1497
01:35:30,768 --> 01:35:33,771
You can stop Juggernaut.
I know you can.

1498
01:35:33,854 --> 01:35:37,024
Know what will happen
if I help you?

1499
01:35:37,108 --> 01:35:39,151
I will be tainted.

1500
01:35:39,235 --> 01:35:41,237
You're a criminal, a fugitive.

1501
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:42,822
But the worst thing...

1502
01:35:42,905 --> 01:35:44,657
You disappoint me, Wade.

1503
01:35:46,325 --> 01:35:47,368
Do you know?

1504
01:35:47,451 --> 01:35:49,051
Your heart is in the wrong place, big man.

1505
01:35:50,246 --> 01:35:52,915
Doing the right thing
sometimes dirty,

1506
01:35:52,998 --> 01:35:56,335
messy,
and no fun!

1507
01:35:56,419 --> 01:36:01,715
So stay in this virgin castle,
while we act!

1508
01:36:04,885 --> 01:36:06,262
Your business is good.

1509
01:36:11,934 --> 01:36:15,187
So, you wear that helmet because of your sister
try reading your mind?

1510
01:36:15,271 --> 01:36:18,482
Yes, but he's in a wheelchair.
So, we broke even.

1511
01:36:18,566 --> 01:36:21,026
Someone's coming.
Russell, sir.

1512
01:36:21,110 --> 01:36:23,028
And he's not alone.

1513
01:36:23,112 --> 01:36:24,780
Keep kids safe.

1514
01:36:27,199 --> 01:36:29,577
They will not replace us.

1515
01:36:29,994 --> 01:36:32,288
How about we
make a mess?

1516
01:36:32,830 --> 01:36:36,667
"Let's create chaos"
is my legal middle name.

1517
01:36:40,004 --> 01:36:42,465
Protect me.
The old man is my share.

1518
01:36:42,673 --> 01:36:44,216
Amen, friend.

1519
01:36:50,764 --> 01:36:52,266
Time to make <i>chimichangas.</i>

1520
01:36:52,433 --> 01:36:54,059
Thirty seconds.

1521
01:36:54,685 --> 01:36:56,812
I finally know why I'm here.

1522
01:36:57,229 --> 01:36:59,148
I grew up here.

1523
01:36:59,231 --> 01:37:01,442
Yes, tortured to be exact.

1524
01:37:01,525 --> 01:37:04,361
Good grief! That's your cosmic reason
be here.

1525
01:37:04,445 --> 01:37:05,738
- Come on?
- This will be fun!

1526
01:37:05,821 --> 01:37:06,864
Yes!

1527
01:37:06,947 --> 01:37:08,282
Hey, I've been wanting to ask for a long time,

1528
01:37:08,365 --> 01:37:11,619
why did you bring
that scary, dirty, ugly bear?

1529
01:37:11,702 --> 01:37:14,371
This is not dirt.
This is my late daughter's blood.

1530
01:37:14,914 --> 01:37:17,291
<i>Are You a Bear, Lord?
It's Me, Margaret</i>

1531
01:37:17,666 --> 01:37:19,043
Let's high five.

1532
01:37:19,126 --> 01:37:20,628
People say, laughter
cure anything

1533
01:37:20,753 --> 01:37:21,837
except that, of course.

1534
01:37:21,921 --> 01:37:23,130
Just turn on the music.

1535
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:50,991
Welcome, Russell.
We miss you.

1536
01:37:52,201 --> 01:37:53,202
Russell!

1537
01:37:53,285 --> 01:37:55,704
You don't need to do this!
Let's talk!

1538
01:37:56,747 --> 01:37:58,058
Why do you dress like the Unabomber?

1539
01:38:02,378 --> 01:38:03,379
That is why!

1540
01:38:03,462 --> 01:38:04,564
I told you
That little bastard went too far.

1541
01:38:04,588 --> 01:38:06,715
Shut up, Thanos!
We agreed and you...

1542
01:38:06,799 --> 01:38:08,759
Hey!

1543
01:38:09,301 --> 01:38:12,429
I'll stuff that taxi driver
into your butt.

1544
01:38:13,556 --> 01:38:15,724
My body and hands are very soft.

1545
01:38:15,808 --> 01:38:18,644
- You'd better get back to the car.
- I'd better get back to the car.

1546
01:38:19,937 --> 01:38:22,606
It's most effective if you
pull the trigger.

1547
01:38:25,526 --> 01:38:26,819
That weapon is awesome!

1548
01:38:28,153 --> 01:38:29,363
Say!

1549
01:38:31,532 --> 01:38:34,535
You are a disgrace!

1550
01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:45,129
Now I'm going to stuff the red
into the old man's ass.

1551
01:38:45,212 --> 01:38:47,631
I believe him!
Save each other!

1552
01:38:52,011 --> 01:38:53,095
- Gotcha!
- Come on.

1553
01:38:53,887 --> 01:38:55,055
Get out of the way, runt!

1554
01:38:58,058 --> 01:39:00,769
Hey, champ, the sun is getting low!

1555
01:39:01,186 --> 01:39:02,271
Fuck!

1556
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:17,745
Come here, beautiful!

1557
01:39:35,846 --> 01:39:36,930
Say!

1558
01:41:00,389 --> 01:41:01,473
You came to help me!

1559
01:41:01,557 --> 01:41:05,144
I won't give up on you,
and you don't give up on that kid.

1560
01:41:05,227 --> 01:41:07,229
Who says rules aren't made?
to be violated?

1561
01:41:07,312 --> 01:41:09,565
It's time to fight dirty.

1562
01:41:09,732 --> 01:41:11,066
Time to kick some butt, Johnny.

1563
01:41:11,150 --> 01:41:13,902
Hey! An opponent your size!

1564
01:41:13,986 --> 01:41:16,029
That statement is very typical of you!

1565
01:41:16,113 --> 01:41:17,698
Come on, beat him, Brawler.

1566
01:41:18,115 --> 01:41:19,992
A big CGI battle is about to begin.

1567
01:41:43,056 --> 01:41:44,391
It's good work.

1568
01:41:44,475 --> 01:41:45,684
Say!

1569
01:41:49,855 --> 01:41:51,273
- Russell.
- Can!

1570
01:41:56,653 --> 01:41:58,614
See that bus?

1571
01:41:58,697 --> 01:41:59,897
I'll poke it in your ass.

1572
01:42:03,285 --> 01:42:05,245
Correct! I'm cheating!

1573
01:42:06,622 --> 01:42:08,725
- Good!
- That's them! Those creatures!

1574
01:42:08,749 --> 01:42:10,769
A group of armed pedophiles
wear nurse shoes.

1575
01:42:10,793 --> 01:42:12,461
- Can I borrow one of those guns?
- Strange creatures!

1576
01:42:13,003 --> 01:42:14,671
- No.
- It doesn't matter.

1577
01:42:14,838 --> 01:42:16,673
Get away from this land, you rotten mutants!

1578
01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:18,000
I just use these bricks.

1579
01:42:18,592 --> 01:42:19,593
Maximum effort.

1580
01:42:25,724 --> 01:42:27,476
Who says you can't go home again?

1581
01:42:44,618 --> 01:42:45,619
Yes!

1582
01:42:47,830 --> 01:42:49,164
Say.

1583
01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:52,584
Say what you always say
while torturing me!

1584
01:42:53,126 --> 01:42:54,127
Say!

1585
01:42:54,211 --> 01:42:57,214
Blessed is the evil one
which my hands healed!

1586
01:42:58,423 --> 01:43:03,804
Blessed is the evil one
which my hands healed!

1587
01:43:21,864 --> 01:43:23,574
You damn communists!

1588
01:43:50,642 --> 01:43:52,402
Geez. Do you feel it too?

1589
01:43:53,228 --> 01:43:55,439
Just friends
executing pedophiles together.

1590
01:43:58,317 --> 01:44:00,527
You have thirty seconds,
You fussy butt plug!

1591
01:44:00,694 --> 01:44:01,904
Now it's exciting.

1592
01:44:04,694 --> 01:44:05,604
<i>Bozhe moy!</i>

1593
01:44:06,617 --> 01:44:08,827
I need a bus
to take you from here.

1594
01:44:14,166 --> 01:44:15,208
Children.

1595
01:44:16,376 --> 01:44:17,586
Geez.

1596
01:44:19,004 --> 01:44:22,990
- It's time to be burned for your actions!
- A child shouldn't be

1597
01:44:23,057 --> 01:44:24,259
burdened with that power!

1598
01:44:33,060 --> 01:44:34,144
Russell! Wait!

1599
01:44:48,659 --> 01:44:50,661
Wait!
He hasn't killed anyone yet!

1600
01:44:50,827 --> 01:44:52,847
- What else do you need to see?
- Don't you dare.

1601
01:44:52,871 --> 01:44:53,956
He's just a kid!

1602
01:44:54,122 --> 01:44:55,999
Come on. Time goes on.

1603
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:11,765
I will melt you
and make a genitals ring.

1604
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:34,788
- I told you! Do not bother me!
- Come on!

1605
01:45:35,330 --> 01:45:36,456
Listen to me!

1606
01:45:59,688 --> 01:46:02,858
That's our way
did it in Russia.

1607
01:46:05,193 --> 01:46:07,612
People say, millennial children
most difficult to achieve.

1608
01:46:08,989 --> 01:46:12,200
No. Your business is very good.

1609
01:46:13,535 --> 01:46:16,038
Man, it feels great to be a villain!

1610
01:46:16,455 --> 01:46:18,165
Go home, Wade!

1611
01:46:18,331 --> 01:46:20,167
You messed everything up!

1612
01:46:25,505 --> 01:46:26,715
I'm starting to get great at doing this.

1613
01:46:26,882 --> 01:46:27,924
Come on, come on, come on!

1614
01:46:31,428 --> 01:46:33,263
He dies tonight, Wade!

1615
01:46:33,430 --> 01:46:34,973
You can't stop me!

1616
01:46:35,932 --> 01:46:37,684
Even the running
like a pervert.

1617
01:46:37,851 --> 01:46:40,604
Like online criminals
who lost his laptop.

1618
01:46:42,022 --> 01:46:43,422
There was only one bullet left in the gun.

1619
01:46:43,565 --> 01:46:45,445
No, wait, wait!
Please give it time!

1620
01:46:45,609 --> 01:46:46,943
I can.

1621
01:46:47,110 --> 01:46:49,237
- Russell!
- Back off! Go home, Wade!

1622
01:46:49,404 --> 01:46:51,531
Let's talk. It doesn't have to be like this!

1623
01:46:52,115 --> 01:46:55,465
That bastard
deserves to die for his actions.

1624
01:46:55,619 --> 01:46:58,997
He hurt you so much.
Makes you want to hurt other people.

1625
01:46:59,873 --> 01:47:01,541
But if you kill him, he wins.

1626
01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:05,212
You became as he accused you of,
but worse.

1627
01:47:05,629 --> 01:47:09,299
You're still small.
You don't want to hurt anyone.

1628
01:47:09,466 --> 01:47:12,385
- How do you know what I want?
- Because I was inside you.

1629
01:47:13,053 --> 01:47:14,346
That's a mistake.

1630
01:47:14,971 --> 01:47:16,556
I've been in your shoes.

1631
01:47:16,723 --> 01:47:18,475
That's also inappropriate.

1632
01:47:18,642 --> 01:47:20,060
The analogy is not good.

1633
01:47:20,143 --> 01:47:23,688
The point is, there are people...

1634
01:47:23,772 --> 01:47:29,444
There are people in this world, besides him,
that will be good for you.

1635
01:47:29,611 --> 01:47:32,239
It's not too late. Do not do it.

1636
01:47:37,786 --> 01:47:40,163
I shouldn't have left you.

1637
01:47:41,915 --> 01:47:43,792
I shouldn't have left you
in that prison.

1638
01:47:50,882 --> 01:47:52,175
I don't believe you.

1639
01:47:53,885 --> 01:47:56,263
I don't trust anyone!

1640
01:48:05,272 --> 01:48:06,481
Good boy.

1641
01:48:06,982 --> 01:48:08,525
You can't stop me, Wade!

1642
01:48:10,777 --> 01:48:12,904
I have one more idea.

1643
01:48:13,071 --> 01:48:15,949
What a bad idea,
even for me.

1644
01:48:16,032 --> 01:48:19,004
- Wade, what are you doing?
- OK, this is the last resort, kid!

1645
01:48:19,703 --> 01:48:21,413
You want to kill someone today...

1646
01:48:21,830 --> 01:48:23,123
Blessed is the evil one...

1647
01:48:23,290 --> 01:48:25,208
...then I'm the one.

1648
01:48:26,293 --> 01:48:28,211
...which my hands healed!

1649
01:48:31,339 --> 01:48:33,758
Damn it!

1650
01:49:34,486 --> 01:49:37,447
The slow motion camera is recording, right?

1651
01:49:42,452 --> 01:49:43,954
This is bad.

1652
01:49:45,538 --> 01:49:46,957
Good grief.

1653
01:49:54,589 --> 01:49:57,509
You sacrificed yourself for me.

1654
01:49:57,926 --> 01:50:01,346
Yes, the best thing I ever did.

1655
01:50:03,306 --> 01:50:05,392
I told you I care.

1656
01:50:05,475 --> 01:50:07,227
You're a good boy, Russell.

1657
01:50:08,937 --> 01:50:10,021
Hey.

1658
01:50:11,314 --> 01:50:12,524
The bear.

1659
01:50:12,607 --> 01:50:13,984
We did it.

1660
01:50:20,949 --> 01:50:22,450
Because of you.

1661
01:50:22,617 --> 01:50:24,911
No, Wade, because of you.

1662
01:50:25,787 --> 01:50:27,831
Stop, stop, stop!

1663
01:50:27,914 --> 01:50:29,082
Let...

1664
01:50:30,250 --> 01:50:32,794
Just let it happen.

1665
01:50:33,253 --> 01:50:36,172
I guess my heart finally
in the right place.

1666
01:50:37,007 --> 01:50:39,426
The puzzle is very messy.

1667
01:50:44,222 --> 01:50:47,809
- Forgive me.
- Don't.

1668
01:50:47,892 --> 01:50:49,812
It's been quite a while
I want this to happen.

1669
01:50:50,312 --> 01:50:51,855
Please, don't leave me.

1670
01:50:52,022 --> 01:50:53,523
I don't want to die without an audience.

1671
01:50:53,690 --> 01:50:55,191
We're not going anywhere.

1672
01:50:55,358 --> 01:50:58,653
- Man, I hope the Academy is watching.
- Just rest, okay?

1673
01:51:00,488 --> 01:51:01,573
Dad?

1674
01:51:03,783 --> 01:51:05,744
<i>♪ Papa, hear me? ♪</i>

1675
01:51:07,996 --> 01:51:14,002
<i>♪ Papa, can you find me in the night? ♪</i>

1676
01:51:35,273 --> 01:51:36,524
Before I go...

1677
01:51:37,067 --> 01:51:38,777
Sorry, I still have a little life left.

1678
01:51:39,361 --> 01:51:40,487
Dominoes.

1679
01:51:40,653 --> 01:51:45,158
I gave him the watch
My Adventure Time for you.

1680
01:51:47,744 --> 01:51:50,622
Turns out I was the lucky one.

1681
01:51:51,373 --> 01:51:52,499
Thank You.

1682
01:51:53,833 --> 01:51:56,753
Hey, Sabrina, Teenage Witch.

1683
01:51:57,128 --> 01:51:59,297
I prefer your thin hair.

1684
01:51:59,464 --> 01:52:00,632
Everyone thinks so.

1685
01:52:01,424 --> 01:52:04,135
- Hi, Yukio!
- Hey, Wade!

1686
01:52:06,179 --> 01:52:07,263
And you...

1687
01:52:07,806 --> 01:52:08,932
Chrome Bones.

1688
01:52:09,849 --> 01:52:12,227
I won't always be
good friend for you...

1689
01:52:12,811 --> 01:52:15,063
but you are always my best friend.

1690
01:52:15,146 --> 01:52:16,523
So, thank you.

1691
01:52:18,691 --> 01:52:20,276
Say "Fuck" to me.

1692
01:52:21,111 --> 01:52:24,030
Just once. Come on, say it together.
It's easy.

1693
01:52:24,114 --> 01:52:27,117
Let's start. One two three.
Be...

1694
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:31,704
- Fuck.
- Good grief! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth.

1695
01:52:33,039 --> 01:52:35,291
And you, Cable.

1696
01:52:36,167 --> 01:52:39,838
Go back to your family
and said Wade sends his regards.

1697
01:52:40,713 --> 01:52:43,925
And promise me...
Promise me one thing.

1698
01:52:44,384 --> 01:52:47,178
You will judge people
not by the color of his skin,

1699
01:52:47,262 --> 01:52:49,139
but from his personality.

1700
01:52:49,889 --> 01:52:51,474
- Geez.
- R-Dog?

1701
01:52:52,684 --> 01:52:54,602
There you are, apparently. Hey!

1702
01:52:55,186 --> 01:52:56,938
You're a superhero now.

1703
01:52:57,439 --> 01:53:00,400
It's time for you to have a super costume.

1704
01:53:00,483 --> 01:53:01,860
This costume is for you.

1705
01:53:01,943 --> 01:53:03,653
You clean it using steam.

1706
01:53:03,736 --> 01:53:05,113
Especially around the trousers.

1707
01:53:05,196 --> 01:53:06,906
And let the steam escape
at the waist.

1708
01:53:07,866 --> 01:53:08,867
But, hey.

1709
01:53:09,909 --> 01:53:10,994
Hear.

1710
01:53:11,286 --> 01:53:13,913
Family is not a bad word.

1711
01:53:14,664 --> 01:53:15,957
Understand?

1712
01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:17,917
There's one out there for you.

1713
01:53:18,501 --> 01:53:20,211
Keep looking, okay?

1714
01:53:23,715 --> 01:53:26,468
Friends, for a short time,...

1715
01:53:27,302 --> 01:53:29,429
we make a great team.

1716
01:53:44,486 --> 01:53:46,488
It's hard to leave.

1717
01:53:47,989 --> 01:53:50,366
I really like being around you.

1718
01:53:51,451 --> 01:53:52,702
Like it, really like it.

1719
01:53:54,829 --> 01:53:56,998
I feel it.
This is it, yeah.

1720
01:53:57,707 --> 01:54:01,461
I feel my soul
leaving the shell.

1721
01:54:01,544 --> 01:54:02,545
Yes.

1722
01:54:04,422 --> 01:54:06,257
Do you see?

1723
01:54:06,966 --> 01:54:09,135
Do you see that beautiful light?

1724
01:54:10,595 --> 01:54:11,763
There he is.

1725
01:54:18,019 --> 01:54:21,147
That's the sun.
Don't stare directly at it.

1726
01:54:21,231 --> 01:54:22,649
I have some final words.

1727
01:54:24,901 --> 01:54:26,277
Trigger.

1728
01:54:27,070 --> 01:54:28,404
Gingivitis.

1729
01:54:30,448 --> 01:54:31,824
Nonsense.

1730
01:54:36,162 --> 01:54:38,122
<i>Do you want to make a snowman?</i>

1731
01:55:53,114 --> 01:55:54,282
Sorry I'm late.

1732
01:55:54,365 --> 01:55:57,469
There were children with disabilities
stuck in a tree.

1733
01:55:57,493 --> 01:55:58,703
- No.
- No.

1734
01:55:59,787 --> 01:56:02,457
- But it's true that I helped a child.
- Yes.

1735
01:56:02,915 --> 01:56:04,792
- The name is really bad.
- Ugly as hell.

1736
01:56:04,876 --> 01:56:05,877
I tried telling him.

1737
01:56:08,212 --> 01:56:09,631
Is this heaven?

1738
01:56:10,506 --> 01:56:11,716
Now yes.

1739
01:56:15,178 --> 01:56:17,055
Forgive me.

1740
01:56:17,889 --> 01:56:19,223
It doesn't matter.

1741
01:56:39,077 --> 01:56:40,953
I really miss you.

1742
01:56:46,542 --> 01:56:48,211
What is it? There is a problem?

1743
01:56:50,129 --> 01:56:51,631
Not yet time.

1744
01:56:52,256 --> 01:56:54,133
What do you mean it's not time yet?

1745
01:56:54,300 --> 01:56:55,802
I'm here. I did it.

1746
01:56:55,968 --> 01:56:57,637
- You can't stay.
- No, no, no.

1747
01:56:57,720 --> 01:57:00,348
I want to stay.
I don't want to go without you.

1748
01:57:00,431 --> 01:57:01,432
It doesn't matter.

1749
01:57:01,933 --> 01:57:04,769
There's time for us.
This is temporary.

1750
01:57:05,770 --> 01:57:08,231
- They need you.
- Who?

1751
01:57:10,274 --> 01:57:11,567
Your family.

1752
01:57:12,819 --> 01:57:13,820
Why?

1753
01:57:13,903 --> 01:57:14,904
You'll find out.

1754
01:57:16,155 --> 01:57:17,699
It doesn't matter. I'm here.

1755
01:57:19,075 --> 01:57:21,202
It's very cool here.

1756
01:57:21,911 --> 01:57:23,746
I can get all my wishes.

1757
01:57:23,830 --> 01:57:25,957
Can every day be
International Women's Day?

1758
01:57:26,040 --> 01:57:27,417
This is heaven.

1759
01:57:27,625 --> 01:57:28,876
I love you.

1760
01:57:31,379 --> 01:57:34,132
I know.
I love you too.

1761
01:57:34,716 --> 01:57:36,134
Now, go.

1762
01:57:37,009 --> 01:57:39,011
Go. Go away from here.

1763
01:57:40,054 --> 01:57:41,055
Go.

1764
01:57:43,850 --> 01:57:44,851
Hey!

1765
01:57:47,854 --> 01:57:50,022
Kiss me as deeply as you miss me, Red.

1766
01:57:50,648 --> 01:57:51,774
Then come here.

1767
01:58:11,127 --> 01:58:12,754
Don't sleep on Elvis.

1768
01:58:12,879 --> 01:58:14,630
- Too late.
- What?

1769
01:58:24,140 --> 01:58:25,349
Time to make <i>chimichangas.</i>

1770
01:58:25,433 --> 01:58:27,810
- Thirty seconds.
- Hey, I've been wanting to ask for a long time,

1771
01:58:27,894 --> 01:58:30,354
why did you bring a scary bear,
dirty, ugly?

1772
01:58:30,438 --> 01:58:32,190
This is my daughter's teddy bear.

1773
01:58:32,648 --> 01:58:33,941
Her name is Hope.

1774
01:58:34,233 --> 01:58:35,359
Hey!

1775
01:58:36,194 --> 01:58:38,070
What are you doing?

1776
01:58:38,154 --> 01:58:39,739
Some find it suitable.

1777
01:58:52,543 --> 01:58:54,921
The slow motion camera is recording, right?

1778
01:58:58,257 --> 01:59:00,009
You sacrificed yourself for me.

1779
01:59:00,092 --> 01:59:01,594
It seems I...

1780
01:59:06,182 --> 01:59:08,518
That's high grade pure tin.

1781
01:59:10,436 --> 01:59:13,439
You damn time traveler!

1782
01:59:13,523 --> 01:59:15,107
You do this for me?

1783
01:59:16,984 --> 01:59:19,487
Wait. You can't go back.

1784
01:59:20,112 --> 01:59:21,364
Your fuel is running out.

1785
01:59:21,447 --> 01:59:23,157
How is your daughter, your wife?

1786
01:59:23,241 --> 01:59:26,494
Now my family is safe,
and I didn't do it for you.

1787
01:59:27,954 --> 01:59:30,373
I'll stay for a while.

1788
01:59:30,456 --> 01:59:33,459
Ensure the world
don't destroy yourself.

1789
01:59:34,168 --> 01:59:37,046
No. You did it for me.

1790
01:59:37,797 --> 01:59:39,131
Not true.

1791
01:59:39,298 --> 01:59:40,675
- Correct.
- Really, no.

1792
01:59:40,758 --> 01:59:42,598
- I'm sure it's true.
- No. I'm sure not.

1793
01:59:42,635 --> 01:59:44,387
OK, let's flip a coin, shall we?

1794
01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:47,181
Head, that's for me.
Tails, you do it for me.

1795
01:59:47,265 --> 01:59:49,684
I won't even look
because you did it for me.

1796
01:59:50,101 --> 01:59:51,102
Say it again.

1797
01:59:51,269 --> 01:59:52,812
- He did it for me.
- Geez.

1798
01:59:52,895 --> 01:59:54,706
- We have to take the collar off.
- Forget it. It's useless.

1799
01:59:54,730 --> 01:59:56,607
This necklace won't work
just let go.

1800
01:59:56,691 --> 01:59:59,861
Wade. I have an idea.

1801
02:00:00,194 --> 02:00:02,280
Don't, don't, don't!
Do not do it. Please!

1802
02:00:02,363 --> 02:00:04,740
I'd rather die of cancer.
Come on, let's...

1803
02:00:04,824 --> 02:00:07,952
Oh my! People say, pen
more disgusting than a sword.

1804
02:00:08,035 --> 02:00:10,288
We need code.

1805
02:00:10,371 --> 02:00:12,248
Try... seven?

1806
02:00:12,331 --> 02:00:15,376
Relax, Lucky Captain,
it can't be just one number.

1807
02:00:15,459 --> 02:00:16,619
Man, the writer is lazy.

1808
02:00:17,545 --> 02:00:18,880
I'm still lucky.

1809
02:00:21,924 --> 02:00:23,885
Return it to your prison bag.

1810
02:00:25,595 --> 02:00:27,471
I don't know how to thank you.

1811
02:00:27,555 --> 02:00:29,056
But I know how to hug.

1812
02:00:29,515 --> 02:00:30,766
- No.
- Yes.

1813
02:00:30,850 --> 02:00:32,310
Here he is. Here.

1814
02:00:32,393 --> 02:00:33,394
Come on.

1815
02:00:33,519 --> 02:00:34,812
Pelvis to pelvis.

1816
02:00:34,979 --> 02:00:36,230
Come on end to end.

1817
02:00:36,397 --> 02:00:38,900
So.
Children call this "snuggling."

1818
02:00:40,651 --> 02:00:41,777
There's a knife in my dick?

1819
02:00:41,861 --> 02:00:44,089
- There's a knife in your penis. Yes.
- I'll back away slowly.

1820
02:00:44,113 --> 02:00:45,948
Yes, yes.
I don't need to sing Yentl.

1821
02:00:46,032 --> 02:00:48,701
I'll pretend it never happened.

1822
02:00:48,868 --> 02:00:50,786
Come on, Russell.

1823
02:00:54,457 --> 02:00:58,711
All you mutants will rot
in hell with that kid!

1824
02:00:58,878 --> 02:01:01,839
Your soul cannot be saved!

1825
02:01:02,006 --> 02:01:03,257
Come see your soul, pervert!

1826
02:01:03,341 --> 02:01:06,135
No! Not again!
We are better than that!

1827
02:01:06,218 --> 02:01:07,386
Better than him!

1828
02:01:07,470 --> 02:01:10,139
No more cruel violence!
Or bloodshed!

1829
02:01:10,222 --> 02:01:14,852
- Let karma take care of it.
- The day of reckoning has arrived!

1830
02:01:24,195 --> 02:01:26,197
I will miss him.
He seems cool.

1831
02:01:27,573 --> 02:01:29,075
Courage, bastard!

1832
02:01:29,241 --> 02:01:30,493
And karma, you bastard!

1833
02:01:30,576 --> 02:01:32,179
I heard you coming,
last thirty seconds.

1834
02:01:32,203 --> 02:01:34,163
I couldn't help but laugh.

1835
02:01:34,246 --> 02:01:36,040
I want more.

1836
02:01:36,207 --> 02:01:37,875
You sure do, Brown Panther.

1837
02:01:37,959 --> 02:01:40,962
We have to go
before the Fuck-naut wakes up.

1838
02:01:41,545 --> 02:01:43,673
Great idea. Are you coming with us?

1839
02:01:43,839 --> 02:01:45,758
No.
We'll take the kids home.

1840
02:01:45,841 --> 02:01:47,134
After all, we're the X-Men.

1841
02:01:47,426 --> 02:01:49,971
No, you X-People.

1842
02:01:50,137 --> 02:01:51,430
You're extra annoying.

1843
02:01:51,514 --> 02:01:53,182
I understand what you mean.
Play on words.

1844
02:01:53,349 --> 02:01:54,725
Our door is always open.

1845
02:01:54,809 --> 02:01:56,569
That's very nice of you, though
I'm not ready to date again.

1846
02:01:56,644 --> 02:01:57,645
I won't bother two women.

1847
02:01:58,771 --> 02:02:00,398
You're so stupid.

1848
02:02:00,523 --> 02:02:02,608
- Bye, Wade!
- Bye, Yukio!

1849
02:02:05,361 --> 02:02:07,631
<i>What do you get when you mix
two and a half meters of chrome,</i>

1850
02:02:07,655 --> 02:02:08,781
<i>a pinch of courage,</i>

1851
02:02:08,864 --> 02:02:11,659
<i>a cup of luck,
a poke at racism</i>

1852
02:02:11,742 --> 02:02:15,329
A little bit of diabetes, and a little bit of it
full of stage four cancer?</i>

1853
02:02:15,746 --> 02:02:17,915
<i>The answer: Family.</i>

1854
02:02:18,499 --> 02:02:21,585
<i>See?
I'm not lying about this film</i>

1855
02:02:21,669 --> 02:02:23,021
<i>If there is a lesson to be learned,</i>

1856
02:02:23,045 --> 02:02:26,173
<i>apart from feeling like you have to search on Google
"What is dubstep?"</i>

1857
02:02:26,257 --> 02:02:29,051
<i>We need to feel
someone accepts.</i>

1858
02:02:34,368 --> 02:02:38,008
DEATH BY FOOTBALL BATH

1859
02:02:42,428 --> 02:02:46,588
POOL. DEADPOOL

1860
02:02:46,668 --> 02:02:50,148
BYE, FRIENDS!

1861
02:02:55,368 --> 02:02:58,528
...AND ACTION!

1862
02:02:58,608 --> 02:03:01,808
NICE CHEST!

1863
02:03:06,188 --> 02:03:09,348
DANCE, TIN MAN, DANCE!

1864
02:03:12,968 --> 02:03:16,328
WHAT'S MY NAME, FUCK?

1865
02:03:20,388 --> 02:03:23,808
CURSED MY LIFE!

1866
02:03:24,068 --> 02:03:27,428
WINNIE THE POOH TOTAL

1867
02:03:44,308 --> 02:03:47,668
SMILING FOR GRANNYPOOL

1868
02:03:54,628 --> 02:03:56,308
TASK LIST:
1. WORLD PEACE

1869
02:03:56,388 --> 02:03:57,788
2. TELEPHONE DOPINDER
3. KILL THE VILLAIN

1870
02:03:57,868 --> 02:04:01,468
X-FORCE IS STRONG ON THIS ONE

1871
02:04:12,808 --> 02:04:15,808
MAKE MONEY MOVE!

1872
02:04:26,127 --> 02:04:29,463
How can something this small have enough
energy to turn back time.

1873
02:04:29,547 --> 02:04:34,218
Just fix it, Eleven,
or I'll take it to the Genius Bar.

1874
02:04:34,301 --> 02:04:35,529
Cable will finish you off
when he found out.

1875
02:04:35,553 --> 02:04:38,097
- Who is Cable?
- Why do you think I helped him?

1876
02:04:39,390 --> 02:04:42,400
God works in mysterious ways, doesn't he?

1877
02:04:42,484 --> 02:04:43,936
Good afternoon.

1878
02:04:44,687 --> 02:04:45,688
Bye, Wade!

1879
02:04:46,188 --> 02:04:47,189
Bye, Yukio!

1880
02:04:48,524 --> 02:04:50,734
That's probably a bad idea.

1881
02:04:51,068 --> 02:04:52,194
What have we done?

1882
02:05:10,629 --> 02:05:12,631
Hopefully the cream cheese knife is sharpened.

1883
02:05:22,808 --> 02:05:24,268
I will be back!

1884
02:05:26,228 --> 02:05:28,772
We will definitely name it
our child Cher!

1885
02:05:31,984 --> 02:05:33,235
Peter!

1886
02:05:33,319 --> 02:05:34,862
X-Force!

1887
02:05:34,945 --> 02:05:37,156
Go! Just go!

1888
02:05:38,032 --> 02:05:39,867
- But we're X-Force!
- No, it's not.

1889
02:05:40,075 --> 02:05:41,410
X-Force is just a market trick

1890
02:05:41,493 --> 02:05:42,745
designed by
Fox executives

1891
02:05:42,828 --> 02:05:44,496
order Josh Brolin
keep the contract.

1892
02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:45,873
X-Force isn't real.

1893
02:05:46,123 --> 02:05:49,335
OK, this is pretty scary!

1894
02:05:49,501 --> 02:05:51,045
And I have to
feed my cat!

1895
02:05:51,212 --> 02:05:53,589
Go home, sweetie. Go home.

1896
02:05:53,756 --> 02:05:57,009
Good. Can you give Domino my email?

1897
02:06:06,185 --> 02:06:08,062
Wade, is that you?

1898
02:06:10,314 --> 02:06:13,108
I think Stryker finally found out
how to silence you.

1899
02:06:19,698 --> 02:06:22,952
Hey! It's me!
Don't claw!

1900
02:06:23,118 --> 02:06:25,120
Just clearing the timeline.

1901
02:06:25,204 --> 02:06:28,999
Eventually you will
close your claws

1902
02:06:29,083 --> 02:06:31,335
and many people will be sad.

1903
02:06:31,710 --> 02:06:32,711
What?

1904
02:06:32,795 --> 02:06:34,481
But one day,
your friend Wade will ask you

1905
02:06:34,505 --> 02:06:36,465
to get back into action again.

1906
02:06:37,341 --> 02:06:39,885
When he asks you, accept it.

1907
02:06:41,136 --> 02:06:43,097
Correct.

1908
02:06:44,014 --> 02:06:45,307
I love you!

1909
02:06:47,685 --> 02:06:49,311
Very beautiful.

1910
02:06:56,694 --> 02:06:58,529
You're welcome, Canada.

1911
02:07:11,041 --> 02:07:12,209
Geez.

1912
02:07:14,086 --> 02:07:16,964
O. This is difficult.

1913
02:07:18,340 --> 02:07:20,759
You've learned your greetings, haven't you?

1914
02:07:21,969 --> 02:07:24,763
Yes, right.
We'll take care of it, right?

1915
02:07:24,847 --> 02:07:27,641
Good grief!
This is harder than I thought.

1916
02:07:28,475 --> 02:07:30,060
I'm going to hell.

1917
02:07:30,144 --> 02:07:31,729
Both of us.

1918
02:07:31,895 --> 02:07:33,123
You definitely can.

1919
02:07:33,147 --> 02:07:36,150
This is crazy. This is crazy.

1920
02:07:36,233 --> 02:07:37,401
Okay.

1921
02:07:44,742 --> 02:07:46,660
Maximum effort.

1922
02:13:24,831 --> 02:13:27,084
It doesn't matter.
Let me see.

1923
02:13:27,167 --> 02:13:28,627
Good grief.

1924
02:13:28,710 --> 02:13:30,629
That's why you're annoying.

1925
02:13:30,712 --> 02:13:32,631
No one changed your diaper.

1926
02:13:33,131 --> 02:13:35,842
Your stool is huge, isn't it?

1927
02:13:35,926 --> 02:13:38,387
It smells like Hitler's ass

1928
02:13:38,762 --> 02:13:41,306
which makes sense, right?
Yes.

1929
02:13:41,390 --> 02:13:42,516
We both know

1930
02:13:42,599 --> 02:13:43,785
I don't dare to kill you

1931
02:13:43,809 --> 02:13:46,186
So I'll change your diaper

1932
02:13:46,269 --> 02:13:48,206
then I'll come back
to my friend, Cable.

1933
02:13:48,230 --> 02:13:49,564
He likes killing children.

1934
02:07:46,683 --> 02:07:56,608
Retail Sub
Translation: Dimas Gema and Dimas Daffa Yanuardi

1935
02:07:57,383 --> 02:08:07,308
Adapted by: Alex Liswan

1936
02:08:08,083 --> 02:08:18,008
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