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- Takulandilani ku Ron Wilcox's
Action Star School.

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Ndine Ron Wilcox,
ndipo ilo linali phunziro lanu loyamba.

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- Kugundidwa m'mutu ndi mileme?

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- O, ndiwe wopusa. Umenewo unali mleme wothandiza.

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Anapangidwa ndi pulasitiki.
- Sikuti ndi pulasitiki.

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Ndinamenyedwapo ndi mleme.

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Ndikudziwa momwe mleme wachitsulo umamverera.

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- Chabwino, Hei.
Bambo Van De Velde anandiuza kuti ndimuuze

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ngati mukudandaula chilichonse
kukhala wovuta kwambiri.

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- Ayi, ayi, ayi, ayi, ayi.
sindikudandaula.

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-Mm-hmm.
- Ine sindikudandaula kanthu.
Ndinkakonda zimenezo.

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-Mm-hmm.
- Ndinaganiza kuti zinali zabwino,

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kukhala woona mtima ndi inu. Anandithamangira.
- Chabwino. Tiyeni tiyende.

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- Inde.
- Inu.

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Malo amenewa kale anali nyumba yophera anthu

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mpaka m'ma 70s,
ndiyeno, monga nthano imanenera,

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nyamazo zinapanduka
pa ozunza awo

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ndipo adapha anthu.

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- Oo Mulungu wanga.
- Ndi mnzanga Charles Norris--

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mumamudziwa ngati Chuck--
chabwino, anafunikira malo oti aphunzitse.

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-Mm-hmm.
- Ndinagula, ndinamuphunzitsa.

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Ndipo chifukwa chake iye ndi woyipa
kuti ali lero.

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Inde.

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Anatsala pang’ono kufera m’kati mwa makoma amenewa.

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Ndipo ndi momwe Ron Wilcox alili
Action Star School idabadwa.

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- ASS ya Ron Wilcox mwachidule.

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-Kodi mwangondiuza chiyani?

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- Kodi Matt adapeza ... Matt Damon adapita kuno?

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O, mnyamata wa Matty!

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Zoyipa eya!

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Matt Damon. Asanabwere kwa ine.

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anali wosewera wopanda dzina wochokera ku New England.

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Iye sanali kanthu.
Anali mapaundi 100 akunyowa.

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- Uh, mukutsimikiza kuti tikulankhula
za Matt Damon yemweyo?

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- Hell eya. Matt Damon.

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- Uwu. Chabwino.

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Inde. Ngati mukuti...
- U-uh. U-uh.

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Lamulo loyamba:
palibe mafoni mpaka mutamaliza maphunziro.

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- Chabwino, ndimayendetsa ufumu,
kotero mwatsoka, ndikufuna wanga ...

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- Chabwino, chabwino. Inu mukudziwa chimene ine ndichita?

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Ndingowayitana Bambo Van De Velde,
ndipo ine ndinamuuza iye, “O,

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"ndondomeko yamafoni sinamugwire ntchito.

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Sizinali zokonda zake. "

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-Sindi...
- Ndikudziwa zomwe muchita ndi izi.

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Muyimba foni ku Hollywood,
mudzati,

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"Moni, Hollywood,
Sukulu ya Ron yandivuta kwambiri.

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Ndikufuna mankhwala ambiri."

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- Ayi.
- Inde. Mudzati,

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"O, ndine Kevin Hart.
Ndikufuna caviar ndi champagne zambiri."

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- Ndikungofuna kulankhula ndi antchito anga.

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- Chabwino, koma ndikusungabe.

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- Chabwino.

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- Chabwino.
Mpaka mutamaliza maphunziro anu, ndinu oletsedwa

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kuchokera kukaona dziko lakunja.

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Mukhala pano.

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- Mwati bwanji?
- Uli ndi bedi lako,

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muli ndi chimbudzi chanu, muli ndi sinki yanu.

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Zothandizira zonse zamakono.

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- Chabwino. Izo zikuyenera kundilimbikitsa ine.

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Chabwino, ndamva.

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Inde. Ndili bwino ndi zimenezo.

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Inde.

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Zitha kukhala zabwino kwambiri nazo.

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- Ndipo lamulo lachiwiri:
palibe kukangana pa malo.

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Palibe kumatako, palibe blowjobs, palibe kanthu.

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- Ndani winanso ali pano?

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- Ine ndekha.

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- Ndiye amenewo-anyamata awiri aku Colombia
izo zinandigunda ine

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m'mutu ndi mleme wothandizira,
iwo anali zisudzo, chabwino?

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- Inde. Ndendende.

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Chabwino, lamulo lachitatu:

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mukakhala pansi pa denga ili,
dzina lako si Kevin.

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Ndi Agent Hart.

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Ndipo inu mulozera kwa ine

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monga Ron Wilcox kapena Ron
kapena Wilcox kapena Coach Ron.

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- Ndimakonda Coach Ron.
- Ndipo ine ndikukutchulani inu ngati?

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- Agent Hart. Kulondola? Mwaona, ine ndiri pa izo.
- Kulondola. Inde.

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- Tsopano ndikuganiza kuti mwandipeza
mu jekete la FBI ili ndi zina

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chifukwa, ndiye ndi chiyani?
- Hei.

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Aa, mungandichitire chifundo?
- Inde.

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-Pa, Kevin,
mungandigwire mpando umenewo?

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- Inde, mukufuna iyi?

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- Ayi, zikomo!

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Ndidati ndiyankhe "Agent Hart."

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- Asa.

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Inu mwangonena zimenezo. Ndinachita chiwerewere.

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Ndine wachisoni. Izi sizichitikanso.

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Bwanji osangonditchula kuti Kevin?

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- Chabwino, m'moyo wanu, mudamvapo

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nyenyezi yochita kutsogolera munthu
amatchedwa "Kevin"?

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- Ndikutanthauza, Kevin James ku Mall Cop.
- Ayi, ayi.

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- Kevin ndi dzina la punk bitch.

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Ethan Hunt. Limenelo ndi dzina la nyenyezi ya zochita.

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Tom Cruise-- yemwe ndi alumni wanga--
kwa zaka zisanu ndi zinayi za moyo wake,

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adangoyankha "Ethan Hunt."

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Kaya anali pa kamera

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kapena kunja kwa kamera, kaya anali ...
- Uwu.

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-...mu shawa kapena kuchimbudzi,
kaya anali wopusa

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kapena ayi.
- Chabwino, chabwino.

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Ndimamva bwino, Coach Ron.

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- Muma? Kodi mumaterodi?

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Ndikukhulupirira choncho.

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Kwa inu,
chifukwa moyo wanu ukudalira pa izo.

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Chabwino, phunziro lotsatira.

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Mtsogoleri aliyense ayenera kudziwa kuthamanga

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kulowa mnyumba yoyaka moto
ndi kupulumutsa mlendo.

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-Mm.

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Oo.

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Zoyipa, mwachita bwanji izi?
- Ndipo mlendo

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zomwe tisunga lero
ndi dummy yathu ya Action Star

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Lili Kevin.

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- Ameneyo ayenera kukhala ine?

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- Sindikuwona kufanana.

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-Kodi ukuchita chibwana...
- Ayi, w--

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Ife_ife takhala nazo izi kwa zaka, bwanawe.

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- O, gehena ayi!

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- Bitch, ndiye mzere wanga.

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Ndanenapo mzerewu, ngati, mafilimu 12.

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- Agent Hart, kodi ndiwe narcissist?

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- Ayi.
- Kodi mukuganiza kuti dziko lonse lapansi
zonse za inu?

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- Ayi, sindine ...
- Ayi, ayi.

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Mumayang'ana inu ndiyeno mumamuyang'ana.

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-Ndi chifukwa chake ...
- Tayang'anani inu ndi kuyang'ana iye.

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Mukuwona zofanana?

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- Zimakhala ngati, munthu.

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O-Chabwino. Chabwino, chabwino.

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Mwina ndapenga.

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- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!

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O, gehena ayi! Thandizeni!

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Ndithandizeni! O, gehena ayi!

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- Tsopano, chitetezo pamasewera
ndizofunika kwambiri.

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- Inde, koma ndikutanthauza,
ndichifukwa chake muli ndi stuntmen, sichoncho?

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- Yang'anani.

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- Ayi, kwa anyamata ena. Osati kwa ine.

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The-zopepuka. sindi...

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- Chabwino. Jekete lanu silimayaka moto,

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kutanthauza kuti ngati mutayaka moto,

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osachita mantha,
Ndidzalowa ndikukutulutsani.

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- Chabwino. Y-inu...

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Ok-- Ndikumva bwino,
Ndikumva bwino nazo.

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- Mukakonzeka,
Ndikufuna kuti muwononge nyumba,

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pezani wovulalayo ndi kumubweretsa kuchitetezo.

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Chimenecho ndi chiyani?

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Mukutani? I—ine sindi...

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sindi...

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- Kudzisokoneza ndekha.

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Kukutentha.

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Zotentha.

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Kutentha kwambiri!
Kodi iwe uli kuti?

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O, Mulungu! O, fuck, sindikuwona zoyipa.

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Lil Kev?

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- Pepani?

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Ndinu Ron Wilcox?
- Chabwino, moni.

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Muli bwanji?
- Jordan King.

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- Takhala tikukuyembekezerani.

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- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!
- Ndakupeza, bwanawe.

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Ndakupeza, Little Kev!
- O, gehena ayi!

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- Ndatsala pang'ono kupulumutsa zazing'ono zanu
bulu wokongola wakuda.

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- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!

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O, gehena ayi!

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- Ndi chiyani?
- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!

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- Ndani uyu? Ndi chiyani...?
- O, gehena ayi!

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- O!
- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!

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O, gehena ayi!
- Kutentha kwambiri!

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- Thandizeni! Ndithandizeni!
- Kwezani matako anu.

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- Eya, ndimangochita mantha.

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Sindinakhalepo mufilimu yochita masewera.

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Ndikungofuna kubweretsa A game yanga kuno.

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- Oo iai! Oo iai!
- 90% ndi maganizo, chabwino?

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- Kukutentha! Kukutentha!
-Mudzakhala opambana.

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-Mphunzitsi Ron!
- Ndikungodziwa.

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- O, zoyipa, ali bwino?

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- O, Khristu, musiye munthu uyu
ndekha kwa masekondi asanu. Geez.

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- Nditulutseni!
Nditulutseni, nditulutseni, nditulutseni!