1 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,776 My name is Charlie Wood. 2 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:04,242 I think I made a big mistake. 3 00:01:48,946 --> 00:01:51,698 Higher... 4 00:01:51,824 --> 00:01:55,724 I can't do that, honey. Any higher and you'll hit the moon. 5 00:01:55,828 --> 00:01:58,222 And then bump into it? 6 00:02:01,418 --> 00:02:05,672 Exactly, pretty girl, and then bump against it. 7 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:22,059 Emily, look who that is. 8 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:24,797 Hello, Isabella. - Hello, Emilita. 9 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:27,758 Here we go...Hello, how are you? - Hello, good. 10 00:02:27,863 --> 00:02:31,846 I got her lunch, an extra cup with apple juice.. 11 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:35,517 her Elmo doll, Mr Frizzles, twelve grapes in a bag. 12 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:38,373 I have it Mr. Wood. 13 00:02:38,499 --> 00:02:41,273 Thanks, I'll see you at five o'clock. 14 00:02:41,377 --> 00:02:44,877 Honey, come here. High-five. 15 00:03:09,866 --> 00:03:13,057 First the 'Wyoming Widow', now the 'Oregon Funeral Home'. 16 00:03:13,161 --> 00:03:15,893 They just found a dead girl removed from the reservoir. 17 00:03:15,997 --> 00:03:17,895 God. Suicide? 18 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,416 If she cuts off her arms and legs first... 19 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,151 minced meat in front of them strangled himself, perhaps. 20 00:03:23,255 --> 00:03:24,424 Pen, I'm eating. 21 00:03:24,528 --> 00:03:27,113 They think it's the 'Oregon Undertaker'. 22 00:03:27,218 --> 00:03:29,491 That's the fourth girl in six months. 23 00:03:29,595 --> 00:03:31,994 Each mutilated, and of the entrails stripped. 24 00:03:32,098 --> 00:03:35,598 Pen. Pen. - Oh, sorry, honey. 25 00:03:36,811 --> 00:03:41,224 Listen, Charlie. You don't have to do this. 26 00:03:41,358 --> 00:03:44,048 Of course I have to, we can't continue to live on one income. 27 00:03:44,152 --> 00:03:47,051 How often do you have Emily SpaghettiOs given? 28 00:03:47,156 --> 00:03:49,372 She likes SpaghettiOs. 29 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:53,433 Honey, believe me, if she's your buy book once... 30 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:57,536 Not one publisher called, Pen. Not one. 31 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:02,163 The term 'black hole' is very valid recent origin. 32 00:04:02,297 --> 00:04:04,707 'It was minted in 1969... 33 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:08,534 by the American scientist John...' 34 00:04:24,154 --> 00:04:28,012 We treat almost 200,000 conversations per day... 35 00:04:28,116 --> 00:04:32,392 the hotlines to some of the most important corporations in the country. 36 00:04:32,496 --> 00:04:34,517 SentelOnline. You are speaking to Melanie. 37 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:37,147 With Melanie, what is possible can I be of service to you? 38 00:04:37,251 --> 00:04:39,733 Again, my name is Melanie. Have a nice day. 39 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:43,028 Do you only hire women? in with the name Melanie? 40 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:47,992 It's a trading trick. Callers think I would like them to have the same operator. 41 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:51,370 This here is the Melanie and John section.. 42 00:04:51,474 --> 00:04:54,749 and you're there at the Jennifers and Stephens. 43 00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:57,178 This is you. 44 00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:03,091 What do you mean, this is me? I was told I would be a chef. 45 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:08,190 You have to be in the trenches for six months spend.. 46 00:05:08,326 --> 00:05:11,783 before you can apply for chef. 47 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:14,237 But I have a degree. 48 00:05:14,374 --> 00:05:18,075 Sure... - Do you want the job or not? 49 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:22,294 Yes. - Great. 50 00:05:22,424 --> 00:05:24,572 Gus will show you the ropes. 51 00:05:24,677 --> 00:05:27,547 Okay, Stephen. - It's Charlie. 52 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,765 It certainly is. 53 00:05:29,890 --> 00:05:33,373 In the File menu you can see where you are should click open? 54 00:05:33,478 --> 00:05:37,392 Can you open that menu? 55 00:05:39,818 --> 00:05:46,188 Again, my name is Stephen. Thank you for calling Sentel. 56 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:48,932 I liked Gus at first glance. 57 00:05:49,036 --> 00:05:52,561 Welcome to hell, fathead. Maybe not at first glance. 58 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:54,823 Sorry? - Hell. 59 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:57,524 People are like slaves attached to machines. 60 00:05:57,628 --> 00:06:01,163 And the smell... Pure armpit odor. 61 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:05,961 So, what are we doing here? 62 00:06:09,141 --> 00:06:13,208 Sentel Online, you are speaking to Stephen. How can I help you? 63 00:06:13,312 --> 00:06:17,832 All right, ma'am. Have you checked if your computer is on? 64 00:06:19,235 --> 00:06:22,134 No, I'm not retarded. That's just protocol. 65 00:06:22,238 --> 00:06:24,324 I'm sorry. 66 00:06:25,074 --> 00:06:28,693 I'll discuss that with my boss soon discuss.. 67 00:06:28,828 --> 00:06:30,956 and I'll put you on hold. 68 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:34,522 Do you feel irritated, whining bitch with a turkey neck? 69 00:06:34,626 --> 00:06:40,862 Why don't you jump on my cock, and see if that sets your monitor on fire? 70 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:42,864 Hello ma'am, thank you for waiting. 71 00:06:42,969 --> 00:06:46,451 I will connect you to our technical staff service department. 72 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:49,473 Please wait. 73 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:56,629 In the land of the blind, it is one-eyed king. 74 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,758 That's my wife, Stephanie. Ex-wife. Keep forgetting that. 75 00:07:00,863 --> 00:07:04,695 And this is my little daughter, Thai. 76 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:08,642 That's a nice name. - Yes, that's Greek. That means 'Beloved'. 77 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:11,562 Thais have a problem with her eye pressure... 78 00:07:11,666 --> 00:07:13,194 and the doctor says that if they come in... 79 00:07:13,298 --> 00:07:15,191 no cornea for a year getting a transplant... 80 00:07:15,295 --> 00:07:18,000 then she will go blind. 81 00:07:23,595 --> 00:07:25,702 Every year, 65,000 diabetics develop... 82 00:07:25,806 --> 00:07:28,677 Proliferative Retinopathy.. 83 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:33,418 one of the most common harbingers of blindness. 84 00:07:34,023 --> 00:07:36,109 She is not diabetic. 85 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:42,318 Can you afford the surgery? before they... 86 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:47,660 I hope so. If everything goes, as expected. 87 00:07:47,788 --> 00:07:49,873 What do you mean? 88 00:07:53,002 --> 00:07:55,208 I have a plan. 89 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:59,131 Oh, that damn horn. 90 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:06,967 Look Stephen, I am now 65 years old... 91 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:11,084 and my husband asks me to do it do it the monkey way. 92 00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:18,101 Ma'am, I'm transferring you to our office technical department. Please stay on the line. 93 00:08:18,654 --> 00:08:22,200 Great God. - Are you expecting a phone call? 94 00:08:24,202 --> 00:08:25,880 Sentel Online, with Charlie, uh... 95 00:08:25,984 --> 00:08:28,185 Stephen. Where can I be of service to you? 96 00:08:28,289 --> 00:08:31,706 My IP Address is stuck at 169. 97 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:37,126 Have you checked that your computer is turned on? 98 00:08:37,257 --> 00:08:40,115 Didn't you hear what I said? - Yes. 99 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:43,920 Oh, IP Address. IP Address... 100 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:48,665 Here it is already. Your IP Address would should start with eighty-one. 101 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:51,343 Is that correct? 102 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:53,959 I told you I'm stuck at 169. 103 00:08:54,063 --> 00:08:56,424 Answer the cleaners answer the phone? 104 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:58,843 Sir. - No, no sir, you bastard. 105 00:08:58,947 --> 00:09:01,971 Help me the fuck with my problem. 106 00:09:02,076 --> 00:09:05,684 Please wait a moment while I discuss with our technical department. 107 00:09:05,788 --> 00:09:10,981 Yes sir. Your wife is one of them 3.8 percent of American women... 108 00:09:11,085 --> 00:09:14,935 who chat online with a stranger, where... 109 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:17,167 they practice masturbation. 110 00:09:19,886 --> 00:09:22,160 My wife is three passed away months ago. 111 00:09:22,264 --> 00:09:26,873 I would like to do that with your boss discuss, Stephen. 112 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:45,829 Charlie, wait. Guard. 113 00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:49,272 It's my fault. - Don't worry, you'll be fine. 114 00:09:49,376 --> 00:09:52,484 Remember when I said I had a plan? - Yes. 115 00:09:52,588 --> 00:09:55,874 Why don't you join me? 116 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:59,009 Like a partner, or something? 117 00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:02,244 I feel like I owe you something. 118 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:04,455 It's not something illegal, is it? - What? No.. 119 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,181 Dickinson. - Yeah, good. 120 00:10:07,312 --> 00:10:12,364 Let's meet at the Monkey Wrench, nine o'clock, okay. 121 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,764 Choo-choo Charlie. 122 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,009 Two bottles of yours mass produced... 123 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:55,426 lower, please. 124 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,938 So? - Come here. 125 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,521 I stumbled over the database at work. 126 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,983 The online history of each of the members of Sentel Online. 127 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:13,278 These are their details, from everyone in the state... 128 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:18,200 that were online in the last three months, and who visited illegal porn sites. 129 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:21,120 Now I thought, someone has to intervene sit.. 130 00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:26,365 who has some money left over not to do this to be made known. 131 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:34,869 They all seem the same. - And yet they aren't. 132 00:11:35,364 --> 00:11:39,777 R-E-V Neville Smalls. What is R-E-V? - Reverend. 133 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:44,661 Precisely? That's brilliant, don't you think? 134 00:11:46,877 --> 00:11:51,954 I don't think I have any criminal material... - Wait, wait. 135 00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:56,449 We're talking about a spiritual... 136 00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:59,119 who likes to watch how teenagers dress pull out... 137 00:11:59,223 --> 00:12:02,164 and have god knows who, do it god knows what happened to him. 138 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:05,501 Who is actually the real criminal here? 139 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,611 I've tried things to do it by the book, 140 00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:09,880 from nine to five. You know where has it brought me? 141 00:12:09,985 --> 00:12:15,480 My daughter is about to go blind, to be Charlie. Blind. 142 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,642 How many? - 50 for me, 50 for you. Even a hundred. 143 00:12:20,746 --> 00:12:23,237 One hundred? 144 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,455 Thousand? 145 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:31,445 Dollars? - Not much to maintain your reputation. 146 00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:33,288 What if there are victims? 147 00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,324 It is a non-violent endeavor. 148 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:37,869 There won't be any anyway done evil, it... 149 00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:40,413 All I need from you is an alibi. 150 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:43,435 Is that all? - That's it. 151 00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:46,607 Ok�... 152 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,181 Choose the blue one, and you go back to your old life. 153 00:12:57,285 --> 00:13:01,983 Choose the red one, and it will finally be you a free man. 154 00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:12,671 But, I warn you, if you once... red eats... there is no turning back. 155 00:13:19,351 --> 00:13:24,460 I have to tell you, that I am a little bit was nervous about going solo. 156 00:13:24,564 --> 00:13:27,338 Rule number one is the most important the preparation. 157 00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:30,925 More than anything else, we want it avoiding the element of... 158 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:33,115 Surprise. - Geez. 159 00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:35,305 Josie, how long have you been there? 160 00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:38,136 Long enough to ask how to get there... 161 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,478 think about, to have one involve a third party? 162 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:47,610 'Here is the moving story, how Gus came into contact with Josie.' 163 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,219 Madam? 164 00:13:54,805 --> 00:13:57,454 Yes sir? - I'm going to get the check. 165 00:13:57,558 --> 00:14:00,665 Why? - Does the chef have curly hair? 166 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:04,353 No - I'm going to get the check. 167 00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:10,551 You work at the call center? - Yes, how do you see that? 168 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,929 Half the city sees that. - Okay�. 169 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:16,641 You look like everyone else does. - What does that look like? 170 00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:19,173 The longer it goes on, I'll be dead... 171 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:22,022 fall down, then I don't have to more to that stupid job. 172 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:26,026 That look. - Yes, it should be. 173 00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:29,071 Are you from the area? - No. Oklahoma. 174 00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:34,632 Oh, Oklahoma. How are things there? - Not half as sexy as you. 175 00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:39,184 Ahem. - I'll take it. 176 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,940 Would you like to hear about our special dessert? 177 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:53,611 Wow, you are outspoken and wise girl, right? 178 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:58,227 That's what they said last year when I was crowned became as 'Miss Teen Oklahoma'. 179 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,905 What? - What? 180 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:05,171 'Miss Teen Oklahoma'? Last year? - Yes. 181 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:09,627 How old are you? - 18... more or less. 182 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,714 Is it more or is it less? 183 00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,136 Well...minus, I guess. 184 00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:18,978 Shit. 185 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:22,545 What the hell is wrong with you? - You're a child. 186 00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:26,517 Do I look like a child? 187 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:31,617 Is there anything else, what you are forgot to tell? 188 00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:40,893 Who are you? 189 00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:43,317 Charlie Wood, Gus's former partner. 190 00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:46,153 Josie McBroom. Gus and I were a couple. 191 00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,947 Ha. - What? 192 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:52,040 Sorry to interrupt... - I want to join. 193 00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:58,138 Read my lips, no, v... g..gone. 194 00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,293 You can do the job Don't finish without me. 195 00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:00,669 Why? 196 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:03,881 Because dumbass, I'm the only one am on the phone. 197 00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:07,301 When the pastor registers you on his answering machine. 198 00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:12,598 they will try to compare that with the voice data from the call center. 199 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:15,726 You guys are gonna get fucked set up and displayed. 200 00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:18,187 Is that true? - Sort of. 201 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:20,482 How did you think that out? 202 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:25,018 I already told you, I was 'Miss Teen Oklahoma'. 203 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,698 How much do you want for it? - 20,000. 204 00:16:27,802 --> 00:16:31,670 20,000? For a telephone conversation? 205 00:16:31,806 --> 00:16:35,440 For making 'the' phone call. 206 00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:45,258 'An average person makes approx 1,140 telephone conversations per year.. 207 00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:48,482 none of them go like this'. 208 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:52,870 Can I please with Want to speak to Rev. Smalls? 209 00:16:57,041 --> 00:17:00,100 Hello, Reverend. Are you familiar with the website... 210 00:17:00,204 --> 00:17:01,359 who has the name... 211 00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:06,458 'teen orgies dot com' or 'young and hung dot com'? 212 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:13,497 Someone who knows what the mouse plays, like the woman is away from home. 213 00:17:13,935 --> 00:17:15,942 Listen sick boy. I have a list of... 214 00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:18,335 all your favorite site, your credit card numbers... 215 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:24,821 dates and times of all your connections, so stop with that nonsense. 216 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:30,401 What do I want? - 100,000 dollars. 217 00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:35,369 100,000 dollars. 218 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,628 200,000. - What? 219 00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:43,054 You heard me, I want 200,000 dollars, cash. 220 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:47,366 Take the offer or not. But if I I don't have the money tomorrow night... 221 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:51,282 the next church newspaper will be a hit. 222 00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:58,148 And I'll send for someone. 223 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,892 So, I think that someone deserves it... 224 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,718 to be fully a partner to be, right? 225 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,970 Guard. I took a chance, and it worked. 226 00:18:07,075 --> 00:18:09,556 Now we get $70,000 each. 227 00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:14,145 It's actually 66,666, followed by one huge number of sixes. 228 00:18:14,249 --> 00:18:15,938 Thanks, Rain Man. 229 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:21,152 From now on, everyone will have one from scratch upcoming stunt is out. 230 00:18:21,256 --> 00:18:23,989 If we are partners, we will be there then carried to it. 231 00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:28,577 This is the plan, I'm going tomorrow morning get the money at nine o'clock. 232 00:18:28,681 --> 00:18:31,455 At the same time, as Charlie the Monkie Wrench comes in.. 233 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:34,458 and pretends we're out of gas were on the road to Mill Creek. 234 00:18:34,562 --> 00:18:37,420 He also says that I'm on my way to the gas pump. 235 00:18:37,524 --> 00:18:39,589 The one that works twenty-four hours a day is open, don't forget that. 236 00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:43,301 Ten o'clock in the morning, after I get the money in a locker at the station... 237 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,763 I'll come back and tell everyone about mine walk in the dark. 238 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:50,350 If it comes up like that, Charlie was in the bar, and I was at the gas station. 239 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:52,894 That guy at the gas station has you never seen. 240 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:57,149 Certainly. You know why, he's blind. - Oh, great. 241 00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:59,485 The next day, meet we meet in the afternoon.. 242 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,154 we dig up the money and go each our own way. 243 00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:04,832 Any questions? 244 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,869 Why don't we divest the money? immediately? 245 00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:09,979 Rule number two, always leave the dust first... 246 00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:10,997 descend after a job. 247 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:16,253 'Rule number two' What have you read 'Extortion for Dumbos'? 248 00:19:16,357 --> 00:19:18,443 Any questions? Great. 249 00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:24,506 Rule number three, no matter what... always stick to the plan. 250 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:39,361 The next day, would be one of the longest are that I have ever known. 251 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,031 For the first time since I remember that could remember.. 252 00:19:43,136 --> 00:19:47,567 I could bring safety and happiness in my family. 253 00:19:55,399 --> 00:20:01,603 I can't tell you if that's what I felt, was fear or excitement. 254 00:20:02,156 --> 00:20:06,181 Mr. the Chief is talking to me. Do you have a secretary? 255 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:08,492 Yes. - Is she pretty? 256 00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:13,616 Handsome? No, she's more meaningless. 257 00:20:13,752 --> 00:20:15,837 What's her name? 258 00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:18,085 Sharon. -Sharon? 259 00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:21,833 Sharon what? - Stone. 260 00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:25,243 Sharon Stone? - I know. 261 00:20:25,347 --> 00:20:27,579 How was your day? - Oh, phenomenal. 262 00:20:27,683 --> 00:20:30,374 And the highlight is the FBI brings 'The Eye'. 263 00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:32,563 The what? - The who? 264 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,839 Bionic, supersonic Special Agent Chester Hymes, FBI. AKA 'The Eye'. 265 00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,437 Just what I need, with the... 266 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,635 'Undertaker case at a dead end... 267 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,971 no leads, no fingerprints, nothing. 268 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:49,748 Why some people suddenly become criminals, I don't understand. 269 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:57,027 What if that were me? - What if you became something? 270 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,405 What if I became a criminal? 271 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:03,922 If I... stole money or something. 272 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,360 Then I would arrest you. 273 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:18,228 But, let's say... that I had to. 274 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:24,318 That we had no other choice, and that I had to steal something... 275 00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:27,157 because I had to, then what? 276 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:29,593 Then I would arrest you. 277 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,483 Why? - A good cop, always gets her man. 278 00:21:33,587 --> 00:21:35,673 No, seriously, Pen. 279 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,570 Why. 280 00:21:37,675 --> 00:21:40,532 Why does Emily have to settle for second hand toys? 281 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:44,625 Second hand clothing, a second hand life? 282 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:51,554 You have your book, you have Emily and you you have me, that makes us rich. 283 00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:29,928 Hello. 284 00:22:30,064 --> 00:22:33,101 What a crazy night. 285 00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:35,924 My car was out of gas. - Are you ordering something? 286 00:22:36,029 --> 00:22:38,156 Sure, beer please. 287 00:22:38,239 --> 00:22:41,696 One of your best mass produced. 288 00:22:51,879 --> 00:22:54,981 My friend, Gus, you know Gus... 289 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:58,031 Gus Dickinson, works at the call center. 290 00:22:58,136 --> 00:23:00,221 Reverend Smalls? 291 00:23:04,392 --> 00:23:08,167 And there he is now, walking along the road to the gas station. 292 00:23:08,272 --> 00:23:11,308 Reverend Sma... 293 00:23:11,442 --> 00:23:13,339 Smalls... 294 00:23:13,444 --> 00:23:15,992 That old blind boy, the owner of the pump, 295 00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:18,428 keep it open and celebrate twenty hours a day. 296 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:25,357 That old blind boy is celebrating tonight eightieth birthday, young boy. 297 00:23:25,623 --> 00:23:27,709 Who the fuck are you? 298 00:23:29,836 --> 00:23:33,704 I'm the guy who collects the money. 299 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:49,581 Give me your gun. - I don't have one. 300 00:23:51,484 --> 00:23:54,967 You're coming to collect money from me, and you don't have with you? 301 00:23:55,072 --> 00:23:57,261 Say hello from me to that one big hairy guy. 302 00:23:57,366 --> 00:24:01,000 You don't mean Santa Claus, do you? 303 00:24:11,464 --> 00:24:13,550 Gus? 304 00:24:14,426 --> 00:24:16,511 Gus? 305 00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:31,360 Gus? 306 00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:35,406 Gus? 307 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,174 Oh dear.... 308 00:25:14,698 --> 00:25:19,391 'If it's you Jos�, fuck off, everyone else leave a message' 309 00:25:19,495 --> 00:25:23,445 Josie? Josie? Pick up. 310 00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:27,008 Josie, are you there? 311 00:25:27,113 --> 00:25:30,924 We have a big one problem here, please answer. 312 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:50,175 Gus? 313 00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:04,983 Gus? 314 00:27:07,277 --> 00:27:10,064 Gus? Gus, are you there? 315 00:27:12,533 --> 00:27:14,618 Gus? 316 00:27:20,499 --> 00:27:22,585 Gus? 317 00:27:24,462 --> 00:27:26,360 Oh. - Oh my God. 318 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:29,238 What happened? - What are you doing here? 319 00:27:29,342 --> 00:27:32,012 The station was closed. 320 00:27:32,137 --> 00:27:34,285 Our alibi. So I came here. 321 00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:36,954 Calm down. - What the hell happened? 322 00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:39,833 That bastard pointed a gun at me. He wanted to shoot me... 323 00:27:39,937 --> 00:27:41,849 and I grabbed the gun and it went off accidentally. 324 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:42,711 Nothing wrong. 325 00:27:42,815 --> 00:27:46,757 Nothing going on? - I hit him on the head with a vase. 326 00:27:46,861 --> 00:27:50,052 He'll wake up any minute now. 327 00:27:52,992 --> 00:27:55,697 Oh, Gus... 328 00:27:58,790 --> 00:28:01,981 I think I made a mistake. 329 00:28:03,128 --> 00:28:06,903 Did you call the police? - I put him in the septic tank. 330 00:28:07,007 --> 00:28:09,093 Who? - The corpse. 331 00:28:09,176 --> 00:28:12,545 Which corpse? - The Reverend's corpse. 332 00:28:14,223 --> 00:28:16,664 The reverend was not yet a corpse when I was went away. 333 00:28:16,768 --> 00:28:19,959 There was blood. I saw blood... - That was my blood. 334 00:28:20,063 --> 00:28:24,672 He shot me in the leg. Look, it went through my muscle. 335 00:28:24,776 --> 00:28:26,862 Oh my god. 336 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:30,595 Why didn't you answer when I called you? 337 00:28:30,699 --> 00:28:35,220 I was in the bathroom, dressing the wound cleaning it. 338 00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:40,230 I checked his pulse, I mean well... 339 00:28:40,335 --> 00:28:43,275 Maybe I missed it. 17 percent... - You missed it? 340 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,903 What? Can we get him? not take it out of the tank? 341 00:28:46,007 --> 00:28:49,615 How long has he been there? - 10 minutes, at most. 342 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,878 What? 343 00:28:52,014 --> 00:28:56,039 I thought I said, whatever, happens, stick to the damn plan. 344 00:28:56,143 --> 00:28:58,458 There was nothing in that damn plan... 345 00:28:58,563 --> 00:29:02,212 about a blind boy's birthday, and the reverend in a pool of blood. 346 00:29:02,317 --> 00:29:04,298 Let's stay calm. 347 00:29:04,402 --> 00:29:06,300 Do you need a doctor? - Yes. 348 00:29:06,404 --> 00:29:09,684 There's a bit more pressing matter. 349 00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:41,850 What are you doing? - He's crying. 350 00:29:41,984 --> 00:29:47,479 Jesus, Gus. He's crying because of what we did have, for our sin. 351 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:52,422 Jesus, Holy Mother, full of grace... - Bathtub. 352 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:59,732 Goddammit. Is that part of your plan? 353 00:29:59,836 --> 00:30:02,318 After you kill someone, you take a nice warm bath? 354 00:30:02,422 --> 00:30:04,669 First of all, I didn't kill anyone. 355 00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:07,657 Second, I don't pray to leaky ceilings. 356 00:30:07,761 --> 00:30:11,411 You know what, I'm having a hard time here. 357 00:30:11,515 --> 00:30:16,250 I just drowned a reverend a lot of shit. 358 00:30:16,354 --> 00:30:18,752 Maybe I should turn myself in. - No. 359 00:30:18,857 --> 00:30:20,963 Nobody reports anyone. 360 00:30:21,067 --> 00:30:24,842 Do you know if the priest was alive at the time? you killed him? 361 00:30:24,947 --> 00:30:27,568 No. - There you have it. 362 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,400 How could we have thinking that a reverend... 363 00:30:36,505 --> 00:30:38,632 Had $200,000 in cash? 364 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,908 One's savings average american... 365 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:42,194 couple between 35 and 50.. 366 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,624 is $15,256. 367 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,085 Charlie, Charlie... 368 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,890 Shut up. 369 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,249 Guard. 370 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,252 No. Rule number four, never go back to the crime scene. 371 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,464 It's Josie's card, I have it with me left the phone behind. 372 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:03,762 Rule number five, if your partner... 373 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:07,855 is an idiot, forget then rule number four. 374 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,498 It's gone. 375 00:31:23,426 --> 00:31:25,198 Have it. 376 00:31:25,303 --> 00:31:27,592 Oh. What the hell? 377 00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:32,102 Oh. 378 00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:41,601 Shouldn't we go? 379 00:31:41,737 --> 00:31:45,460 Aren't you just a little bit curious? 380 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:53,413 Look there. This beauty? 381 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:56,745 How are you? 382 00:31:56,878 --> 00:32:00,212 This is for you, okay? 383 00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:03,781 She's an actress, okay? - Shut up, okay? 384 00:32:03,886 --> 00:32:06,910 Do you like this, baby? Do you like this? Here? 385 00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:09,329 Do you like feeling that? Feel that. 386 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:13,834 Do you know what this is? I'm going to cut your face... 387 00:32:13,938 --> 00:32:16,024 "Argh." 388 00:32:16,149 --> 00:32:18,047 Shut up. 389 00:32:18,151 --> 00:32:23,912 If I didn't know any better, you know what I would say this was? 390 00:32:25,033 --> 00:32:27,868 A 'snuff film'? 391 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,981 Geez mina. 392 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:39,074 Who says geez mina? - Is that important now? 393 00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:43,616 That's why he wanted to make a deal. He participates in snuff films. 394 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,036 We have to call the police. - What are we going to tell them? 395 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:50,873 If they find the body... - They won't find the body. 396 00:32:50,978 --> 00:32:53,459 That septic tank was genius. Look at it this way... 397 00:32:53,564 --> 00:32:56,963 maybe we have lives saved tonight. 398 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:59,992 Do you think he's the 'Oregon Undertaker' is? 399 00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:00,550 Who knows. 400 00:33:00,655 --> 00:33:04,466 He certainly got what he deserved. 401 00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:06,703 Charlie... Wait. 402 00:33:09,581 --> 00:33:12,594 Do you mind if I come in? 403 00:33:14,628 --> 00:33:16,751 What? 404 00:33:17,881 --> 00:33:22,047 We have the body of the reverend found. 405 00:33:22,344 --> 00:33:24,785 It was an accident. - This wasn't an accident. 406 00:33:24,889 --> 00:33:28,330 Someone hit it three times shot his head... 407 00:33:28,434 --> 00:33:32,866 and left him in his car the side of the road. 408 00:33:33,189 --> 00:33:38,153 That's a hard pill to swallow. That's always murder. 409 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:43,153 Are you sure it's Rev. Smalls? 410 00:33:43,283 --> 00:33:46,641 Yes, we have a positive identification. - Then who is... 411 00:33:46,745 --> 00:33:49,153 Who is what? 412 00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,789 Who is...safe... 413 00:33:52,919 --> 00:33:55,067 in this godforsaken world. 414 00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:57,627 Your family? - Yes... No. 415 00:33:57,757 --> 00:34:01,657 Just a friend. A friend of the family. 416 00:34:01,762 --> 00:34:04,066 And your name is? - Stephen. 417 00:34:06,391 --> 00:34:08,289 Stephen Hawking. 418 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,885 Do you mind if I... 419 00:34:27,414 --> 00:34:31,542 Are you watching a DVD? - Yes... No. 420 00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:34,901 I mean...did you know that sales of DVDs.. 421 00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:40,115 has increased by 226 percent during the last six months? 422 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:42,924 No. 423 00:34:43,973 --> 00:34:50,621 But I'm one hundred percent happy about that to know. Thanks for the news. 424 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,808 Would you like something to drink? 425 00:34:56,946 --> 00:35:00,225 A glass of H20, please, Mr. Hawking. 426 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,315 There's some blood on the floor. 427 00:35:20,054 --> 00:35:22,139 Mr. Hawking? - Yes, I... 428 00:35:22,264 --> 00:35:24,829 I broke a vase, and... 429 00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:29,986 accidentally cut my arm by one of the shards. 430 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:40,197 Look... - Oh, dear. 431 00:35:40,325 --> 00:35:43,433 That hurts just looking at it. 432 00:35:43,537 --> 00:35:44,251 What are you doing? 433 00:35:44,356 --> 00:35:47,020 Take a sample. Standard procedure. 434 00:35:47,124 --> 00:35:50,857 Officer Garmen, Detective Wood needs you at the station. 435 00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:52,859 Received. 436 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:56,363 Detective Wood, he's always on my neck. 437 00:35:56,467 --> 00:36:00,284 Hasn't had a good poke yet, if you ask me. 438 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:04,338 I'm not asking. 439 00:36:04,476 --> 00:36:07,046 I better hurry. 440 00:36:10,816 --> 00:36:14,316 What a beautiful night. 441 00:36:15,404 --> 00:36:18,507 You can almost touch those stars. 442 00:36:18,616 --> 00:36:20,858 Yes. 443 00:36:20,994 --> 00:36:24,143 Although, if you travel at speed of the light... 444 00:36:24,247 --> 00:36:27,396 it would take you another 1,460 days to reach the nearest one. 445 00:36:27,501 --> 00:36:29,398 Is that so? 446 00:36:29,503 --> 00:36:32,527 You are a walking one news factory, partner. 447 00:36:32,631 --> 00:36:35,751 Have a nice night to you too. 448 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,970 You too, officer. 449 00:36:39,972 --> 00:36:44,037 Would you mind if I take a look... 450 00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:47,960 to that DVD where you was watching? 451 00:36:48,064 --> 00:36:50,421 Curiosity kills the cat, officer. 452 00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:55,046 In my job, the cat gets a raise, and a promotion. 453 00:37:06,709 --> 00:37:09,663 My nine year old loves these. 454 00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:13,607 Specially that part with the singing cow. 455 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:17,450 I have to admit, Stephen... 456 00:37:17,554 --> 00:37:20,922 I thought you were hiding something. 457 00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:43,311 It looks a bit like there something has been dragged. 458 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:46,632 Would you like to come with me? 459 00:37:51,132 --> 00:37:53,697 I want you to lift this up for me, Stephen. 460 00:37:53,801 --> 00:37:57,701 Officer, you don't want to smell... - Open it. 461 00:38:04,813 --> 00:38:08,270 There goes your raise and promotion, officer. 462 00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:11,147 Here we go. 463 00:38:11,278 --> 00:38:13,186 I knew Columbo would come back... 464 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,303 for the DVD. What should we do with him? 465 00:38:15,408 --> 00:38:18,724 Who is in the septic tank? - How should I know? 466 00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:20,976 Check the papers and see who's there is missing. 467 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,979 And then what, Gus? We killed someone. 468 00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:28,276 You killed someone. - You kidnapped a cop. 469 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:33,531 Oh, yes, I did. What do you propose? - I'm turning myself in. 470 00:38:33,635 --> 00:38:35,867 They will say that the real Rev has been murdered. 471 00:38:35,971 --> 00:38:39,412 I had nothing to do with that. - And what difference does it make to them? 472 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:42,833 Good riddance to them. No messy loose ends. 473 00:38:42,937 --> 00:38:44,556 I'll bet you something it goes that way. 474 00:38:44,661 --> 00:38:47,004 We finally got the 'undertaker' caught. 475 00:38:47,108 --> 00:38:49,632 You will breathe fire and cry sparks. 476 00:38:49,736 --> 00:38:52,343 Enough, okay�? Let's not make it worse make it more than it already is. 477 00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:55,727 Charlie, how could this possibly get any worse? 478 00:38:56,743 --> 00:38:59,235 You're not going anywhere. 479 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,269 Will you shoot me? 480 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:05,857 I have a family too, Charlie. I'm not going to jail. 481 00:39:05,962 --> 00:39:08,798 I'm going to shoot you, Charlie. 482 00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:13,438 No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 483 00:39:15,931 --> 00:39:19,653 No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 484 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,605 Damn. 485 00:39:33,491 --> 00:39:35,577 I knew you... 486 00:39:37,328 --> 00:39:39,414 I wouldn't do that. 487 00:39:46,755 --> 00:39:48,653 Who the fuck are you? 488 00:39:48,757 --> 00:39:54,785 Considering that I live here, young man, 'who the hell are you'? 489 00:39:55,056 --> 00:39:58,997 It's not what you think, Mrs. Smalls. We are not burglars. 490 00:39:59,102 --> 00:40:02,115 We have terrible news. 491 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:05,849 Your husband, the Reverend... 492 00:40:05,984 --> 00:40:08,070 has died. 493 00:40:08,195 --> 00:40:11,052 Considering that I have three bullets shot him in the head... 494 00:40:11,156 --> 00:40:13,908 I certainly hope so. 495 00:40:14,034 --> 00:40:17,184 Mrs. Smalls, you have the right to remain silent. 496 00:40:17,288 --> 00:40:19,478 Everything you say... - Oh, please. 497 00:40:19,582 --> 00:40:21,709 So you killed him? 498 00:40:21,793 --> 00:40:25,150 I've closed my eyes for years, for that pervert... 499 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:27,778 let's say, movie aspirations. 500 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:31,699 Max and I thought we were entitled on a portion of the profits. 501 00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:35,054 Who is Max? - A real man. 502 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:42,210 We're leaving here and going somewhere else where we will never have to worry again. 503 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,888 What? 504 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:47,813 I think he's already there. 505 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:53,764 What? He would never leave without me. - He didn't really have a choice. 506 00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:56,173 It was an accident. - Okay�. 507 00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,338 Shut up... 508 00:40:57,442 --> 00:41:01,340 Why don't you both shut up. 509 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,331 Where's the money? 510 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,870 Sorry, what kind of money? 511 00:41:06,974 --> 00:41:09,823 Two million dollars doesn't just disappear. 512 00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,143 Two... - Yes, where is it? 513 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:16,601 Oh dear. 514 00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:20,585 I think you should count to three. A... 515 00:41:20,689 --> 00:41:22,795 No, Mrs. Smalls. - Tell her where it is. 516 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,422 We don't know. - Two... 517 00:41:24,526 --> 00:41:27,362 Tell her. 518 00:41:40,377 --> 00:41:45,252 If you tell me now. I haven't heard Pink Floyd in years. 519 00:41:54,225 --> 00:41:58,213 Time to get the septic set the tank on fire. 520 00:42:00,481 --> 00:42:04,978 What exactly happened? 521 00:42:06,154 --> 00:42:08,036 Certainly. Charlie has the reverend drowned... 522 00:42:08,142 --> 00:42:09,637 who he thought was dead... 523 00:42:09,741 --> 00:42:12,015 while he wasn't, in the septic tank. 524 00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:14,225 Turns out he wasn't the real reverend. 525 00:42:14,330 --> 00:42:16,645 The real reverend was murdered by his wife... 526 00:42:16,749 --> 00:42:19,981 the woman whose head you split with an axe. 527 00:42:20,086 --> 00:42:22,697 She was planning, with her loved it by... 528 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:25,195 to go, Max, now deceased, thanks to Charlie.. 529 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:29,366 and the two million dollars that the Hon earned with his side adventure... 530 00:42:29,471 --> 00:42:32,482 for making and selling of 'snuff films'. 531 00:42:32,587 --> 00:42:33,079 Got it? 532 00:42:33,183 --> 00:42:36,884 Excellent. - Excellent? 533 00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,919 There are three people passed away this evening, Josie. 534 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:43,757 In this profession, death is alas, an occupational risk. 535 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,499 BTW, why do you need my name... 536 00:42:46,604 --> 00:42:48,929 tell the police... Charlie. 537 00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,703 Look, I can help. 538 00:42:52,954 --> 00:42:56,687 I testify that I heard Mrs. Smalls to confess about her husband's murder. 539 00:42:56,792 --> 00:43:02,402 As for Mrs. Smalls, she threatened the life of a cop. 540 00:43:02,506 --> 00:43:06,489 What about that guy in the tank? - You killed him accidentally. 541 00:43:06,594 --> 00:43:09,952 You won't have to sit for long. Five years, at most. 542 00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:12,141 Oh my God. 543 00:43:20,233 --> 00:43:22,319 That's no small feat. 544 00:43:23,695 --> 00:43:27,470 I have to give it to you. All in all, that was a brilliant plan. 545 00:43:27,575 --> 00:43:30,659 Can you believe it? We are rich. 546 00:43:30,786 --> 00:43:33,685 You can keep my share. I'm turning myself in. 547 00:43:33,790 --> 00:43:35,979 If I go to jail I'm going to jail. 548 00:43:36,084 --> 00:43:38,440 Don't be ridiculous. You deserve this. 549 00:43:38,545 --> 00:43:40,609 They will hunt us down like animals. 550 00:43:40,714 --> 00:43:43,696 With this amount money can disappear. 551 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,699 I have a wife and a daughter. I don't want to disappear. 552 00:43:46,803 --> 00:43:48,868 Well, Gus and I will be leaving the state... 553 00:43:48,972 --> 00:43:52,455 and we'll drop you and the cop off somewhere in no man's land. 554 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,125 How does that seem to you? - Let's get rid of that cop. 555 00:43:55,229 --> 00:43:56,877 What? - Good thinking. 556 00:43:56,981 --> 00:44:00,798 Since he's the only one who can testify that we are innocent of the murder. 557 00:44:00,902 --> 00:44:02,841 Ok�, 'Miss Teen Oklahoma'... 558 00:44:02,946 --> 00:44:05,235 Help. 559 00:44:05,824 --> 00:44:07,909 Help. 560 00:44:34,146 --> 00:44:36,294 Hold his head. - What are you doing? 561 00:44:36,398 --> 00:44:39,944 I help him calm down a bit. 562 00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:54,605 My friend here has decided to surrender. 563 00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:57,275 We'll drop you off somewhere, and... say goodbye. 564 00:44:57,379 --> 00:45:01,722 You're making a big mistake. - Let's get out of here. 565 00:45:03,177 --> 00:45:05,262 Wait, wait. 566 00:45:06,347 --> 00:45:08,755 I have to pee. - Oh... 567 00:45:08,891 --> 00:45:12,260 Please? - Okay�. 568 00:45:13,354 --> 00:45:16,770 Wait... 569 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:19,770 The handcuffs. - In your dreams. 570 00:45:19,903 --> 00:45:22,821 There are certain requirements... 571 00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:35,534 There. Pleasure. 572 00:45:55,357 --> 00:45:57,730 I'm sorry... 573 00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:00,175 I can't, if you... look. 574 00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:02,605 Can you close the door for a moment? 575 00:46:04,617 --> 00:46:07,868 Stage fright happens to the best of us. 576 00:46:29,477 --> 00:46:31,553 Final warning. 577 00:46:38,612 --> 00:46:40,984 You dropped this. 578 00:46:43,909 --> 00:46:47,195 No, I can explain that.... - Get up, partner! 579 00:46:47,330 --> 00:46:50,995 What the hell is wrong with you? - Look, a flight to Las Vegas. 580 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:54,495 At eight o'clock in the morning, strange thinking that we will divide the money at noon. 581 00:46:54,629 --> 00:46:58,579 That bastard broke my nose! - You better have a good explanation. 582 00:46:58,717 --> 00:47:04,222 Okay, I lied about the cornea transplant from Thais, there is nothing wrong with her. 583 00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:09,467 I owe my wife $300,000. - What are you saying? 584 00:47:09,603 --> 00:47:13,518 I owe my ex-wife $300,000 and by that sneaky lawyer of hers 585 00:47:13,649 --> 00:47:16,520 is there a restraining order against me, until I have paid. 586 00:47:16,653 --> 00:47:19,405 I have had my daughter for 2 years not seen or spoken to. 587 00:47:19,531 --> 00:47:21,523 Why didn't you tell me? - Would you have helped me? 588 00:47:21,658 --> 00:47:24,030 Of course not. - See ya! 589 00:47:34,171 --> 00:47:36,841 Oh my God! - There goes our alibi. 590 00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:40,051 Crazy! 591 00:47:40,178 --> 00:47:43,843 Don't you get it, now no one has to us to run away or turn themselves in. 592 00:47:43,974 --> 00:47:46,643 Then what do you propose? That we scour the country 593 00:47:46,768 --> 00:47:48,844 like Bonnie and Clyde... and Clyde? 594 00:47:48,979 --> 00:47:53,937 No, first of all take the cop's car, drive him into a tree along the road. 595 00:47:54,068 --> 00:47:56,737 then we'll take him and the pastor's wife 596 00:47:56,862 --> 00:47:59,235 put them in her cart and push the one over the cliff near Grouse Point. 597 00:47:59,365 --> 00:48:03,826 They find the car within 2 days. - And what does the forensic investigation say? 598 00:48:03,953 --> 00:48:07,951 That the deputy was driving under the influence of alcohol, 599 00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:10,656 collided with another car. Piloted by Mrs. Smalls, 600 00:48:10,794 --> 00:48:13,581 took over the wheel and drove them off the cliff. 601 00:48:13,714 --> 00:48:17,498 And then the wounds become masked by the accident. 602 00:48:17,635 --> 00:48:20,256 So the pastor is murdered on the same evening 603 00:48:20,387 --> 00:48:23,507 that his wife is driven off a cliff by a drunk deputy? 604 00:48:23,641 --> 00:48:25,847 That's what we sound like very coincidental. 605 00:48:25,977 --> 00:48:28,385 This time he does have an argument. 606 00:48:28,521 --> 00:48:33,516 Okay, then we'll put Mrs. Smalls' coat of arms in the car with them. 607 00:48:33,652 --> 00:48:36,522 Then they think this was the weapon with which the pastor was murdered. 608 00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:39,490 They'll think... maybe she had an affair with the deputy sheriff, 609 00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:44,611 and that they had decided to expel the minister to clear the road, and then had an accident. 610 00:48:45,581 --> 00:48:49,365 That may often be involved! - Do you have a better idea, boss? 611 00:48:57,761 --> 00:49:00,845 Ooh! That old girl liked to eat! 612 00:49:00,972 --> 00:49:03,808 Nice body bags! 613 00:49:06,604 --> 00:49:10,186 Is now the time to eat a lollipop? - I haven't eaten, I need the sugar. 614 00:49:11,984 --> 00:49:14,226 Ouch! Everything okay? 615 00:49:14,362 --> 00:49:17,197 Yeah, let's get this over with quickly. 616 00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:26,852 Does it really have to be so slow? 617 00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:30,315 We can't attract too much attention, right? 618 00:50:30,443 --> 00:50:33,148 No, we don't want to go back in time, do we? 619 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:38,776 Only when it goes faster than light, then you can theoretically go back in time. 620 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,947 Yeah, do me a favor and shut up! 621 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:48,496 You are suffering from a lot of stress. You don't have Canadian blood by any chance, do you? 622 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:50,752 What....? 623 00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:55,627 In the 2003 health report from Canada, stated that 62% of Canadians... 624 00:50:55,762 --> 00:51:01,183 What the hell is wrong with you? You get that one random facts and statistics out of ass. 625 00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:03,848 Nobody cares about that! 626 00:51:03,979 --> 00:51:06,553 Men! - Jesus Christ, man! 627 00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:08,932 Charlie, this is an attractive one statistic for you 628 00:51:09,068 --> 00:51:12,651 for a guy who knows everything, and then has a job in a telephone exchange 629 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:16,695 you are without exception, the biggest loser I've ever met. 630 00:51:16,826 --> 00:51:18,902 And I'm from Las Vegas! 631 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:36,258 Do you know the chemical transfer agent in the nervous system called acetylcholine? 632 00:51:36,389 --> 00:51:38,049 What? 633 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:42,132 That's the chemical that you using brains for memory, stupid. 634 00:51:43,188 --> 00:51:45,394 Is that so? - Yes, that's correct. 635 00:51:45,523 --> 00:51:50,186 The reason why I do my job lost as a teacher is a disorder 636 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,689 indicative of a gradual, sudden Nervous degeneration 637 00:51:53,824 --> 00:51:55,900 of the cerebral cortex. 638 00:51:56,035 --> 00:52:01,160 Or is that too much "Taken out of my ass" for you, I'm slowly losing my memory. 639 00:52:02,792 --> 00:52:04,452 Are you making this up? 640 00:52:04,585 --> 00:52:08,630 The doctors think I'm inside Can't remember anything for 2 years. 641 00:52:08,756 --> 00:52:11,330 So it's all I can do to slow this process down 642 00:52:11,468 --> 00:52:14,718 is making my memory work as much as possible. 643 00:52:15,931 --> 00:52:18,173 Do you remember what's in the blue bag? 644 00:52:18,308 --> 00:52:21,096 Which blue bag? 645 00:52:22,646 --> 00:52:26,098 Damn man, I'm really sorry. You know... 646 00:52:34,909 --> 00:52:38,029 Hey, Guus, what is the Greek? word for nonsense? 647 00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,496 You bastard! - Stop it! 648 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,670 Damn! What.. 649 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:56,137 Are you completely crazy now? - He lied to us again! 650 00:52:56,266 --> 00:52:58,839 He has no daughter... 651 00:52:58,977 --> 00:53:01,848 Is everything okay in there? 652 00:53:04,608 --> 00:53:06,731 We'll make it right. 653 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:10,276 Everything is fine. Thanks for coming this far. 654 00:53:10,406 --> 00:53:13,111 I think we better call the police. - What? 655 00:53:13,242 --> 00:53:16,327 No, let's not bother them, they already have so much to do. 656 00:53:16,454 --> 00:53:18,530 You're fine, so is your car... 657 00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:22,413 Yes, but I'm sure That's standard procedure, right? 658 00:53:23,753 --> 00:53:27,621 I fail to be honest with you. The standard procedure I don't care one bit. 659 00:53:27,758 --> 00:53:31,708 Here, why put your fatty don't get your ass back in your car 660 00:53:31,845 --> 00:53:34,930 and buy for yourself the greatest any sandwich you want... 661 00:53:35,057 --> 00:53:38,058 Is that standard enough for you? 662 00:53:38,185 --> 00:53:40,427 Your trunk is open. - What? 663 00:53:42,315 --> 00:53:44,604 Are you all going on a trip? 664 00:53:44,734 --> 00:53:48,898 It looks like it's going to be a long journey? Is your entire wardrobe in there? 665 00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:51,356 No, just a few corpses. 666 00:53:56,205 --> 00:53:58,992 That was a good one! - I'm glad you think so... 667 00:53:59,124 --> 00:54:01,663 Oh, damn! 668 00:54:01,794 --> 00:54:05,495 It's time for the old thriftiness! 669 00:54:05,631 --> 00:54:07,541 What? 670 00:54:07,675 --> 00:54:09,834 Oh, it's insulin. 671 00:54:09,969 --> 00:54:12,046 Whatever! 672 00:54:19,813 --> 00:54:22,186 Monster show! 673 00:54:24,235 --> 00:54:26,192 Ouch! - Son of a bitch! 674 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,820 Granted, I lied, but I did responsibilities to myself. 675 00:54:29,949 --> 00:54:33,235 When I got out of prison, I swore. - What, what? 676 00:54:33,369 --> 00:54:36,287 Were you in prison? For what? 677 00:54:36,414 --> 00:54:40,412 I convinced some people to invest in business... 678 00:54:40,544 --> 00:54:43,498 Which actually technically didn't exist. 679 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:46,501 Did you forget to say something sociopath? - Come on, come on! 680 00:54:46,634 --> 00:54:49,670 Aren't you overreacting now? - Reacting too strongly? 681 00:54:49,804 --> 00:54:52,342 I just happened to be a good swindler. 682 00:54:52,473 --> 00:54:55,640 That was my talent, what had to be done should I do with it, waste it? 683 00:54:55,768 --> 00:54:58,935 You don't walk around with it for the sake of it screwing with your partners, jerk! 684 00:54:59,898 --> 00:55:03,599 I don't even think Gus is you real name, isn't it? 685 00:55:03,735 --> 00:55:07,318 No, really, I would like to know. - My mother, rest in peace 686 00:55:07,447 --> 00:55:10,365 named mine after Augustus... 687 00:55:45,196 --> 00:55:47,272 What in... 688 00:55:53,246 --> 00:55:58,122 Maybe she jumped out of the trunk on the way. - She didn't. 689 00:55:58,252 --> 00:56:00,707 She's stone dead. - Did you measure her heart rate? 690 00:56:00,838 --> 00:56:04,041 No - Why didn't you? 691 00:56:04,175 --> 00:56:07,924 Because I was under the impression, when you have an ax in your skull 692 00:56:08,054 --> 00:56:10,130 that your heartbeat will stop working! 693 00:56:10,265 --> 00:56:14,310 Maybe you should assume a little less. - Okay�, take it easy, kids! 694 00:56:14,436 --> 00:56:18,101 Now it's just important that we find them before anyone else does. 695 00:56:18,231 --> 00:56:22,229 Try to stay on the road this time! Hey, to hell with both of you! 696 00:56:22,361 --> 00:56:28,530 When people don't catch my eye, then my driving style is fine. 697 00:56:53,019 --> 00:56:56,020 Should I check her heart rate? 698 00:57:01,528 --> 00:57:03,686 Damn! 699 00:57:07,367 --> 00:57:10,072 Charlie? - Bye, honey! 700 00:57:10,204 --> 00:57:13,573 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 701 00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:18,618 We received an anonymous phone, that there was a dead body in the middle of the road. 702 00:57:18,754 --> 00:57:20,546 We just drove over it. 703 00:57:20,673 --> 00:57:23,045 Hello, I'm Josie McBroom. 704 00:57:23,176 --> 00:57:26,296 I thought you were having a drink with your supervisor. 705 00:57:26,429 --> 00:57:30,926 Technically, I am a Junior Supervisor but they put Charlie under my supervision. 706 00:57:31,977 --> 00:57:35,512 Oh... - And you are certainly... 707 00:57:35,647 --> 00:57:37,474 Penelope Wood. - Penelope. 708 00:57:37,608 --> 00:57:40,064 Inspector Penelope Wood. - Naturally! 709 00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:43,777 Charlie's told me a lot about you. 710 00:57:43,906 --> 00:57:46,777 He also mentioned that he has a daughter and that I had to bring them with me. 711 00:57:46,910 --> 00:57:50,493 Is Emily here? - Because there was no one to watch her? 712 00:57:50,622 --> 00:57:52,698 Now, what just happened? 713 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:56,700 Well, we drove into town 714 00:57:56,837 --> 00:57:59,328 and suddenly - bang! 715 00:57:59,465 --> 00:58:02,964 We drove over this corpse. There was no way I could avoid it. 716 00:58:03,093 --> 00:58:06,629 No one could. I swear, they just came out of nowhere. 717 00:58:08,015 --> 00:58:11,432 And who are you? - Who, me? I'm Gus. 718 00:58:11,561 --> 00:58:15,226 Gus Dickinson is my name. I'm an employee of Charlie's. 719 00:58:16,816 --> 00:58:19,936 Who are you calling? - My deputy. 720 00:58:28,871 --> 00:58:30,745 Don't you answer that? 721 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:35,119 No, it's probably my ex-boyfriend. 722 00:58:35,253 --> 00:58:37,495 Nasty stalker, you understand? 723 00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:45,134 Deputy Garmen, Detective Wood here. You must report immediately. 724 00:58:45,264 --> 00:58:48,015 Detective Wood. 725 00:58:49,935 --> 00:58:51,809 Where? 726 00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,521 Damn! 727 00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:58,141 The eye is on the station. - The what? 728 00:58:58,277 --> 00:59:03,438 Ok�, will you follow me there? I need your explanations. 729 00:59:03,575 --> 00:59:07,074 Can't wait until tomorrow. I believe they will be more useful 730 00:59:07,204 --> 00:59:09,873 after a good night's sleep, right? 731 00:59:13,168 --> 00:59:16,834 You should have mentioned that your wife is a police inspector. 732 00:59:16,964 --> 00:59:18,423 Shut up. 733 00:59:18,549 --> 00:59:21,753 Gus, you should have said that not have to pay alimony 734 00:59:21,886 --> 00:59:25,836 to your imaginary wife, and you imaginary daughter who doesn't actually go blind. 735 00:59:25,974 --> 00:59:28,216 Hit! 736 00:59:28,351 --> 00:59:31,767 Everyone, this is Special Agent Chester Hymes. 737 00:59:31,897 --> 00:59:36,191 Well, how is it possible? My friends with the body in the trunk. 738 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:39,777 What? - A personal joke! 739 00:59:39,905 --> 00:59:42,823 We already met each other today. How are you? 740 00:59:44,744 --> 00:59:47,828 I'm ready. - Charlie, can you keep an eye on Emmy for a moment. 741 00:59:47,956 --> 00:59:50,032 You two according to us. 742 00:59:52,419 --> 00:59:55,503 We're hanging! - Not if you keep our story alive. 743 00:59:55,630 --> 00:59:59,213 We had a drink at Gus's, that's it, understand? 744 00:59:59,343 --> 01:00:01,881 Understood. 745 01:00:02,012 --> 01:00:03,720 Gus... 746 01:00:04,765 --> 01:00:07,339 We're hanging! - Oh, come on! 747 01:00:07,476 --> 01:00:10,394 Do you think Agent Hippo will find more than, 748 01:00:10,521 --> 01:00:13,143 where can he find a great feast? 749 01:00:13,274 --> 01:00:16,145 These abrasions on her knees and elbows 750 01:00:16,277 --> 01:00:18,650 indicate a jump from a moving vehicle. 751 01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:22,529 We can deduce from this that probable murderer of Mrs. Smalls 752 01:00:22,659 --> 01:00:27,487 the assumption was that they already was dead when she was taken to the car. 753 01:00:27,623 --> 01:00:31,324 Are you okay, Mr. Dickinson? 754 01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:36,123 J,... This is the first body for me, so... 755 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,340 And I drank beer at home. - Yes. 756 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:43,134 Other than the wound through the ax which, given the angle 757 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:46,800 comes from a much smaller person, probably a woman 758 01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:50,719 nothing indicates there is one fight took place.. 759 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:56,443 I can easily say that the murderer of Mrs. Smalls, can be found 760 01:00:56,571 --> 01:00:58,563 in this room. 761 01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:01,533 - What? - Oh! In a manner of speaking, of course! 762 01:01:01,659 --> 01:01:06,452 I meant her body me will reveal who her killer is. 763 01:01:06,581 --> 01:01:09,369 After more in-depth research. 764 01:01:09,501 --> 01:01:13,166 Nevertheless, I can already risk, to name. 765 01:01:13,297 --> 01:01:15,752 Please do that. 766 01:01:15,883 --> 01:01:19,881 It should come as no surprise that her killer 767 01:01:20,012 --> 01:01:22,503 there is no one else but... 768 01:01:23,891 --> 01:01:26,430 ...the funeral director of Oregon. 769 01:01:26,561 --> 01:01:30,606 We can all guess that Inspector Hymes. 770 01:01:30,732 --> 01:01:33,021 Indeed. 771 01:02:07,646 --> 01:02:10,019 Everything's going to be okay, honey. 772 01:02:18,909 --> 01:02:23,820 Hey, so I guess I'll take Emily home. 773 01:02:23,956 --> 01:02:26,032 Why don't you leave her here with me? 774 01:02:27,418 --> 01:02:30,621 Yes, but I can easily... - Good night. 775 01:02:32,965 --> 01:02:37,094 Guard! You're not going anywhere little young lady! 776 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:40,795 Not without your coat. 777 01:02:49,608 --> 01:02:53,024 Would anyone like to say something? - Just take me home. 778 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:56,776 None of that, we still have to go first bury a dead police officer. 779 01:02:56,907 --> 01:03:00,988 I don't care about the cop, I don't even care about the money anymore. 780 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:04,953 I want to pretend none of this ever happened. 781 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:08,582 Jan heit is not really an escape out of town in the middle of the night... 782 01:03:08,712 --> 01:03:11,285 I just wanted to take care of my family. 783 01:03:12,341 --> 01:03:17,382 Okay, Charlie, the quicker we can do it dump the cop's body 784 01:03:17,513 --> 01:03:21,048 the faster you can continue with a long and happy life. 785 01:03:21,183 --> 01:03:23,757 What do you think about that? 786 01:03:23,895 --> 01:03:27,595 This is Deputy Stu Garmen speaking. leave your message after the beep... 787 01:03:27,732 --> 01:03:29,392 Damn! 788 01:03:36,408 --> 01:03:40,536 Wake up darling. It's time to go home. 789 01:03:53,093 --> 01:03:55,169 Oh, Charlie... 790 01:04:24,710 --> 01:04:27,201 Are you sure he will undergo that? - Absolute! 791 01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:30,456 Have you done this yet? - Never. 792 01:04:30,591 --> 01:04:34,209 Has unrefined and unheated tar a stickiness of 250,000 degrees. 793 01:04:34,345 --> 01:04:37,263 What does that mean? That it won't sink? 794 01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:42,052 Yes, it can take up to a week but he will perish. 795 01:04:43,229 --> 01:04:46,764 Well... then we better get started. 796 01:05:05,128 --> 01:05:06,919 Stop! 797 01:05:09,841 --> 01:05:11,383 Have you followed us? 798 01:05:11,510 --> 01:05:16,587 I thought it would be more advisable, than to listen to a nonsensical testimony. 799 01:05:16,724 --> 01:05:19,725 I was right. As always. 800 01:05:19,852 --> 01:05:21,928 Ok�.. - Listen... 801 01:05:22,063 --> 01:05:27,270 Agent Hymes, if you let us go, then you'll be a million dollars richer. 802 01:05:28,069 --> 01:05:31,652 You're trying to bribe a federal agent? 803 01:05:31,781 --> 01:05:34,273 Yes. - Thank you, young lady. 804 01:05:35,494 --> 01:05:39,361 Gus, come over here for a moment, would you? 805 01:05:42,543 --> 01:05:44,915 You said I'm fat! 806 01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:47,537 That was a joke! 807 01:05:47,673 --> 01:05:51,208 I want to hear you say to the fat guy, how fat he is. 808 01:05:51,344 --> 01:05:53,965 I was just fooling around, okay? 809 01:05:54,848 --> 01:05:56,924 You may be a little heavy. 810 01:05:57,058 --> 01:05:59,929 but it's not something that with what jogging can do! 811 01:06:00,062 --> 01:06:04,391 Son of a bitch! - I'm sorry, did that hurt? 812 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:10,694 Okay, the official version is that Gus attacked me during his arrest 813 01:06:10,823 --> 01:06:14,821 And that I defended myself... - Stupid walrus... 814 01:06:14,952 --> 01:06:20,540 The official version is that Gus stopped went crazy and he fell on his face. 815 01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:26,006 Okay, there's 2 million in the trunk in a bag. You can have them, just take them... 816 01:06:26,131 --> 01:06:29,915 Can you top that? 1 million just turned into 2 million. 817 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:33,920 And people say this economy will not fall back! 818 01:06:40,396 --> 01:06:43,563 Shoot him in the damn eye! - What, shut up! 819 01:06:43,691 --> 01:06:45,186 - Guard! - Don't move! 820 01:06:47,028 --> 01:06:49,698 I know who you are. - What? 821 01:06:49,823 --> 01:06:55,613 You looked familiar. Men, your accomplice is Lucy Bloom, 822 01:06:55,746 --> 01:07:00,823 AKA Lucy McJoseph, AKA Josie McBroom. 823 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:05,088 What are you talking about? - You're the widow of Wyoming. 824 01:07:05,214 --> 01:07:06,958 What? 825 01:07:07,091 --> 01:07:10,674 Gentlemen, the 'Wyoming Widow's' motive is always the same. 826 01:07:10,804 --> 01:07:16,309 She seduces an innocent man, commits adultery with him 827 01:07:16,435 --> 01:07:18,926 and then she offers him some whiskey. 828 01:07:19,063 --> 01:07:23,476 The loser doesn't realize that he just... 829 01:07:23,609 --> 01:07:25,935 drank highly concentrated thallium. 830 01:07:26,070 --> 01:07:29,985 You watch too many soap operas, Agent Hymes! 831 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:36,028 You don't believe that nonsense, do you? 832 01:07:36,164 --> 01:07:40,661 They say she is her always have a drink in a small bottle, 833 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:44,495 just in case her next one victim flies into her web. 834 01:07:44,632 --> 01:07:50,006 Come on, he's making this all up to save his skin. 835 01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:55,298 I think I felt it in her coat, just now at the police station. 836 01:07:58,188 --> 01:08:00,227 Empty your pockets, Josie. 837 01:08:02,109 --> 01:08:04,647 Charlie... 838 01:08:13,287 --> 01:08:14,865 My God! 839 01:08:14,997 --> 01:08:18,449 You have this on the desk put it in my coat, right? 840 01:08:18,585 --> 01:08:20,494 Not true, not really! 841 01:08:20,628 --> 01:08:22,502 This isn't mine. 842 01:08:22,631 --> 01:08:27,127 He lies, he lies! - Drink some of it. 843 01:08:29,012 --> 01:08:31,634 - Oh... - Take a sip, Josie. 844 01:08:39,732 --> 01:08:42,520 Like this. 845 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,654 Are you now...... 846 01:08:46,781 --> 01:08:49,189 - Josie? - Oh, my God! 847 01:08:49,326 --> 01:08:53,075 Oh, God! Josie! Come on, spit it out! 848 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,786 You guys are so pathetic! - That wasn't funny. 849 01:09:03,216 --> 01:09:07,961 You fools! I already said he was fooling us! Damn! 850 01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,123 Jesus! 851 01:10:25,428 --> 01:10:27,338 I think this is from Uncle Sam. 852 01:10:27,472 --> 01:10:30,592 Wait a minute. We're on the same side, Chester. 853 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:35,269 I'm also a cop. 854 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:44,355 When the hell did you take that away from me? - Just now, at the station. 855 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,694 Listen, this is what's going on Gus... 856 01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:52,866 there is a friend of mine, a cop, one of the best. 857 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,621 He is already protecting the innocent long time. 858 01:10:55,753 --> 01:10:58,540 And, well... 859 01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:01,210 He's tired of working his butt off. 860 01:11:01,342 --> 01:11:05,126 for ungrateful bastards, who him call me fat. 861 01:11:06,264 --> 01:11:08,340 A tap on his shoulder, like things are going well... 862 01:11:08,474 --> 01:11:11,392 or the stars and stripes on his coffin if they don't go well. 863 01:11:11,519 --> 01:11:13,596 It's just not right anymore. 864 01:11:15,816 --> 01:11:17,690 I have two million here. 865 01:11:17,818 --> 01:11:20,653 Believe me when I say, no one does will ever claim it. 866 01:11:20,779 --> 01:11:24,647 Tell your friend that there is a million for it him, and one million for me. 867 01:11:24,784 --> 01:11:29,113 How about two million for him, and nothing for you. 868 01:11:29,247 --> 01:11:32,117 Oh, come on, Chetty! We are partners. 869 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:36,200 You insult me, Gus. You're not even a real criminal. 870 01:11:36,338 --> 01:11:38,829 You're just a little scammer... 871 01:11:38,965 --> 01:11:41,635 who was shot twice in the chest is when he resisted arrest. 872 01:11:42,845 --> 01:11:45,632 Listen, I have a daughter, Thai... 873 01:11:45,764 --> 01:11:50,225 Thai. That's Greek for 'Beloved'. 874 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:58,521 You shot me. - That's the first true word you say. 875 01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:19,003 Where did you stay so long? 876 01:12:59,802 --> 01:13:01,676 Mommy... 877 01:13:02,722 --> 01:13:05,842 It's okay, honey. Go back to sleep. 878 01:13:17,154 --> 01:13:20,321 Guard! You know I don't care that much can eat sugar. 879 01:13:20,449 --> 01:13:23,022 You shouldn't do this. 880 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:26,410 Just like you shouldn't have killed Gus. - Stay for dinner. 881 01:13:28,541 --> 01:13:31,376 Gus stabbed you in the back. 882 01:13:31,502 --> 01:13:35,002 He told me he was going to kill you and run off with the money. 883 01:13:36,216 --> 01:13:40,842 That's why I killed him, I got you. life saved. I'm telling you the truth! 884 01:13:40,971 --> 01:13:45,680 89.9 percent of all our government agents pass a lie detector test. 885 01:13:47,478 --> 01:13:50,514 Please... this isn't right, Charlie. 886 01:13:50,648 --> 01:13:53,353 You know this isn't good. 887 01:13:53,484 --> 01:13:57,316 Your wife is a servant of the law. - Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 888 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:02,071 Oh, God. 889 01:14:02,202 --> 01:14:05,238 I don't want to die! 890 01:14:05,372 --> 01:14:08,243 I don't want to die... 891 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:11,875 Please... Oh... 892 01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:28,178 God, we really did it? - What? 893 01:14:28,313 --> 01:14:30,638 We really have become monsters. 894 01:14:32,734 --> 01:14:34,395 Oh, Charlie... 895 01:14:38,783 --> 01:14:40,859 Oh, come on. 896 01:14:40,993 --> 01:14:43,698 I say it was worth it. 897 01:14:44,831 --> 01:14:47,998 Let's put the body in the car. It's heavy enough to sink. 898 01:14:48,126 --> 01:14:50,617 Wait... 899 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:53,624 One passenger is still missing. 900 01:14:58,721 --> 01:15:03,217 You said you wanted to pretend this never happened... 901 01:15:04,685 --> 01:15:09,347 one sip of this... and you're good to go say goodbye to your worries. 902 01:15:12,193 --> 01:15:15,111 The Wyoming widow? - Yes. 903 01:15:17,282 --> 01:15:20,616 But I saw you drinking it. 904 01:15:20,744 --> 01:15:23,781 Never far away from my faithful bottle! 905 01:15:25,165 --> 01:15:26,624 Brilliant. - Yes! 906 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:30,914 Ultimately, I was "Miss Teen Wyoming." 907 01:15:31,923 --> 01:15:36,384 Clearly I can't take the risk, that you tell me... 908 01:15:36,511 --> 01:15:41,387 and damn, two million sounds like a lot more fun than a million! 909 01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:45,477 You were penny, weren't you? - What's that? 910 01:15:46,647 --> 01:15:49,601 Penelope always said doesn't make you rich, I just want... 911 01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:52,355 I simply didn't believe her. 912 01:15:53,821 --> 01:15:57,440 You look like a normal one kind man, Charlie. 913 01:15:57,575 --> 01:16:01,407 I'm sorry I have to do this. - You have no choice, do you? 914 01:16:01,538 --> 01:16:04,207 I don't, but you do. 915 01:16:04,332 --> 01:16:08,626 Should I shoot you? or do you go for the whisky? 916 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,916 What did you use according to Himes? 917 01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:17,634 Concentrated thallium. Works faster than cyanide. 918 01:16:24,521 --> 01:16:26,727 Any last words, Charlie? 919 01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:31,811 Don't waste it all in one place. 920 01:16:33,363 --> 01:16:35,237 What? 921 01:16:46,336 --> 01:16:50,286 What? What? 922 01:16:50,423 --> 01:16:52,546 What? 923 01:16:55,512 --> 01:16:59,380 No! Oh! 924 01:16:59,516 --> 01:17:02,352 What....? 925 01:17:02,478 --> 01:17:07,270 Damn, damn....! 926 01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:38,718 'Charlie, Penelope and Emily Are Not Home 927 01:17:38,850 --> 01:17:41,341 Please leave a message. 928 01:17:41,478 --> 01:17:45,096 This is a message for Charlie Wood. Charlie, my name is Samuel Koenig, 929 01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:49,182 I am Senior VP of Barstow Publishing Self-help division here in Seattle. 930 01:17:49,319 --> 01:17:52,439 Listen, I'm calling you about it the book you sent us. 931 01:17:52,573 --> 01:17:55,147 "'Build a better brain and conquer the Great Nothingness. " 932 01:17:55,284 --> 01:17:57,360 It seems to me that you are here don't have to worry about it! 933 01:17:57,495 --> 01:17:59,986 Really, we have an offer for you. 934 01:18:00,123 --> 01:18:02,329 We think you'll be happy with it. 935 01:18:02,459 --> 01:18:05,579 Please call me back at the first opportunity. 936 01:19:08,905 --> 01:19:11,193 Hello - Where should you go? 937 01:19:11,324 --> 01:19:15,404 As far away from here as possible. - I can arrange that for you. 938 01:19:16,955 --> 01:19:19,872 This must be my lucky day. 939 01:19:23,211 --> 01:19:26,129 Let me check something again first. 940 01:19:43,483 --> 01:19:46,235 Everything ready. - Okay�! 941 01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,585 And....Action. 942 01:20:52,015 --> 01:20:54,091 Again. 943 01:20:56,353 --> 01:20:58,429 Again. 944 01:21:00,983 --> 01:21:03,059 And... Again. 945 01:21:03,193 --> 01:21:05,270 Hello! - Oh! 946 01:21:07,406 --> 01:21:09,446 Thank you. 947 01:25:03,325 --> 01:25:05,401 I got it! 948 01:25:05,402 --> 01:25:14,683 Translated by members of The O.T. writers Suurtje and Snowii Resync. 2024