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<i>Hey</i>

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<i>Safe to say I'm the biggest</i>
<i>The largest</i>

3
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<i>Been steppin' on shit since my mama</i>
<i>Stayed In them apartments, regardless</i>

4
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<i>My daddy told me keep the heat</i>
<i>Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless</i>

5
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<i>These niggas is hatin' on me </i>

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<i>Just because</i>
<i>I'm the biggest, the largest</i>

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<i>The biggest</i>…

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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City

9
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over the last six years, by me.

10
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<i>It was unanimous. </i>

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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.

12
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?

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-Just three.
-<i>Three? You're not counting me?</i>

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You save my life every day.

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<i>-I feel alive when I'm with you.</i>
-Aw, you're so sweet.

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-<i>You're clearly in a good mood.</i>
-I am in a good mood.

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It's this <i>Adweek </i>article.

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<i>-It's so good.</i>
-Yes, look at my man!

19
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.

20
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.

21
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<i>I'm asserting my dominance.</i>

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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.

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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.

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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.

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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.

26
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.

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{\an8}"Miami Bitches"?

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{\an8}-<i>I've been doing a lot of thinking.</i>
-What's goin' on?

29
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<i>-And I'm just… I'm ready to do this.</i>
-What the fuck?

30
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.

31
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-Uh-uh.
-<i>Babe, for real?</i>

32
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What the fuck? No.

33
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.

34
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,

35
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.

36
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-<i>That's what I'm referrin' to.</i>
-You're having an eventful morning.

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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?

38
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<i>Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!</i>

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I love you.

40
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-Love you.
-<i>Savin' my life</i>.

41
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<i>-I'm heartless</i>
-Clear!

42
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<i>Hatin' on me just because</i>
<i>I'm the biggest, the largest </i>

43
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<i>The biggest, the largest, hey</i>

44
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-Morning, Joe.
-How you doin'?

45
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-Hi, Joe.
-Good morning, Tracy.

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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.

47
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-Oh, thanks.
-There he is.

48
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-Oh!
-Our new chief creative officer!

49
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.

50
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.

51
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.

52
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?

53
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-These? Smart glasses.
-What?

54
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.

55
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.

56
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You're recording me right now?

57
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Don't look at me like that.

58
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?

59
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They have a whole suite of wearables.

60
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Look at this necklace.

61
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<i>-That's a camera too?</i>
-It's a sexy body cam.

62
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?

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-Absolutely not.
-Fuck, yeah.

64
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-No.
-Sexy body cam.

65
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But I'm not the audience.

66
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-See the world from between your nipples.
-Look, Barry, you gotta see this.

67
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I got added to a random group chat.

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-The hell is this?
-I don't know.

69
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<i>Boys! Men! In 24 hours,</i>
<i>we touch down in Miami</i>

70
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<i>to give away Mason Moses.</i>

71
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<i>-Aka Emily's bitch!</i>
<i>-Aaah!</i>

72
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-"Emily's bitch"?
<i>-Show up with a good attitude.</i>

73
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<i>And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.</i>

74
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<i>No one gives a shit about your breakup,</i>
<i>you giant white pussy.</i>

75
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<i>I have secured a Deluxe BNB</i>

76
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<i>that can only be described as</i>
<i>"within our agreed-upon budget."</i>

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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.

78
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<i>And, yeah, it looks sus.</i>
<i>But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?</i>

79
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-What?
<i>-But for three days, we get Mason!</i>

80
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<i>Before he puts his penis in dick jail.</i>

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<i>-Clink!</i>
-You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.

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-What… what are you doing?
-"Hey, guys, my name is Joe."

83
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,

84
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which is why I am in the chat."

85
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."

86
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"I come bearing gifts."

87
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"Here's… $200 via Venmo."

88
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."

89
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Did you actually just pay them?

90
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Yeah, I did.

91
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-Okay.
-Real recognizes real.

92
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These guys just don't stop.

93
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They're inviting me.

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-To Miami?
-Yeah, they want me to go.

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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.

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-You have the presentation ready?
-Yeah, of course.

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I got this.

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<i>Each generation has a moment</i>
<i>where we define who we are.</i>

99
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<i>There's no cap.</i>

100
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<i>Where we see our ops gettin' dubs</i>
<i>and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."</i>

101
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<i>'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.</i>

102
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<i>And now that it's our time,</i>
<i>we're gonna rizz all over it.</i>

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<i>Unlimited Premium Vodka.</i>

104
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<i>Rizz up! </i>

105
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-Barry?
<i>-I don't stop</i>

106
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Mmm?

107
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Rizz up.

108
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Oh, I don't need a clap.

109
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You don't have to clap.

110
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Ugh. That was so cringe.

111
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-Yeah.
-Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?

112
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I said it was cringe, Joe.

113
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-Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
-Yeah.

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-All right. Let's, uh…
-Joe, could you hold back?

115
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.

116
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns

117
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,"

118
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I… What the fuck was that?

119
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-Just trying to be inclusive--
-I mean, the sales just tanked.

120
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,

121
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger

122
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?

123
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Somebody like… you know, Daniel.

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-You're talkin' about <i>that </i>Daniel?
-Yeah.

125
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.

126
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,

127
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we can't be seen as old.

128
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Then let me… let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.

129
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Give me a chance to win it back.

130
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Terry, give me 72 hours.

131
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Let me go get it.

132
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then… the CCO is yours.

133
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But if you fuck me,

134
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you'll be out of a job.

135
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I will not fuck you.

136
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I can't lose this job.

137
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.

138
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.

139
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.

140
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.

141
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.

142
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.

143
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.

144
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.

145
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<i>…be the ADHD, or my personality…</i>

146
00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:02,583
Oh, my.

147
00:07:03,208 --> 00:07:05,666
Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.

148
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What about it?

149
00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,291
What if this is my opportunity

150
00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:10,916
to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?

151
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,

152
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,375
is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.

153
00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:18,166
Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?

154
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.

155
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-A feeler. See what they say.
-Put out a feeler.

156
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."

157
00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,541
Oh, somebody's typin'.

158
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?

159
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"

160
00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,375
Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?

161
00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,875
Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.

162
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I like the silver fox look.

163
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.

164
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-That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
-Yes.

165
00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,583
Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.

166
00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,541
-Okay, well, what are you packing for?
-Uh…

167
00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:02,041
-I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
-Okay.

168
00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,333
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

169
00:08:06,541 --> 00:08:09,166
-I didn't get the promotion.
-Wait, what?

170
00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,000
-The pitch tanked.
-What happened?

171
00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,166
-Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
-Damn!

172
00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,416
-I'm sorry, baby.
-It's fine. Right?

173
00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,833
Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,

174
00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:23,708
but, uh… that's how he feels, you know?

175
00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:24,958
I think that's nuts. Ouch.

176
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But it is what it is.

177
00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:31,291
But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.

178
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.

179
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,208
When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.

180
00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,833
You cannot be afraid of change.

181
00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:43,375
I think that I'm at a… a point

182
00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,750
where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.

183
00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,333
-Yes.
-Do more for us.

184
00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:49,666
-Yes. Yes.
-Be more for us.

185
00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:54,333
I'mma go to Miami.

186
00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:56,375
What?

187
00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:59,375
Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.

188
00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:02,166
I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.

189
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,958
So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?

190
00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,375
Yeah.

191
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,541
I feel like a fool.

192
00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:11,833
Oh, sh…

193
00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:12,958
Okay.

194
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,500
Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?

195
00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:19,791
Yes! The commitment, settling down?

196
00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,458
Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?

197
00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:23,708
Joe, you're on one knee.

198
00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,958
Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.

199
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,083
Okay, wait. Okay.

200
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,875
Oh, God.

201
00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:33,083
Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,

202
00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,958
so just let me… let me
break it down for you, okay?

203
00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:38,375
I am in jeopardy of losing my job.

204
00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:41,583
That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.

205
00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,833
I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.

206
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:46,250
Excuse me?

207
00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,500
What did you say?
What does that even mean?

208
00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,291
We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you--

209
00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,958
-We're not kids.
-What is happening right now?

210
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,958
What do you want me to do, hmm?

211
00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,791
You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?

212
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,750
Please don't make me do that.

213
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,583
I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.

214
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,125
Well, that means a lot. Thank you.

215
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:15,583
<i>Come down, come down to Miami</i>

216
00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:18,750
<i>Come down, come down to Miami</i>

217
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,416
<i>Come down, come down to Miami</i>

218
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,791
<i>Hey, babe. Just touched down in Miami.</i>

219
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,458
<i>I'm feeling a little bit weird</i>
<i>about the way that we left things.</i>

220
00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,791
<i>I just want you know that I love you.</i>
<i>Call me when you can.</i>

221
00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:33,875
<i>-Come down, come down to Miami</i>
-Hey!

222
00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,375
It's the fake freshman!

223
00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,125
-Hey, guys.
-What's up, unc?

224
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,708
-You good?
-Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."

225
00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,916
-Oh, well, I… I did.
-Yeah.

226
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,875
-OG.
-Okay.

227
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,541
I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.

228
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,375
I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.

229
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,083
-Hey. Okay?
-Okay. Got it.

230
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:56,000
This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,

231
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,833
my best friend, Mason Moses.

232
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,958
Mason Moses. How you doin'?

233
00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,666
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey, he's taking a big step, man.

234
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,833
-I'm real proud of you, dawg.
-Thank you.

235
00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:05,875
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

236
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,458
I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.

237
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,875
Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.

238
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,791
-Yeah.
-More of a gatherer, but good guy.

239
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,375
Hunter. How are you, man?

240
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,666
-How are ya?
-Good.

241
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,333
Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?

242
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,875
It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.

243
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,958
Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.

244
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:25,333
That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.

245
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,833
-You were gonna take her last name?
-Yeah, why wouldn't I?

246
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833
Be the honor of my life.

247
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,791
Okay. Got it. Hunter.

248
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,708
-Hunter it is.
-Yeah, and then there's, uh…

249
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,708
Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?

250
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,041
Oh!

251
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,416
-Bad dog!
-Whoa.

252
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,916
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.

253
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,791
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.

254
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,500
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.

255
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,958
He's got the code. He'll let us in.

256
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,000
-Oh.
-Joe, this is Freshman.

257
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,875
Oh, you old. Like, vintage.

258
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,583
-Freshman, huh?
-Mm-hmm.

259
00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,208
Why they call you Freshman?

260
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,666
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.

261
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,125
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.

262
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh!

263
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,416
Yeah, it was…
it was way harder the second time.

264
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,750
-They added letters to the math.
-Aah.

265
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,666
-Yeah.
-What do you say we check out the spot?

266
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,125
-Absolutely, right?
-Let us in, Joe. Come on.

267
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,166
Let's, uh… check it out.

268
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,083
<i>Whoo, baby-baby</i>

269
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,041
<i>Smells like money</i>

270
00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,458
<i>Open my wallet…</i>

271
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,458
Hey, y'all think this real gold?

272
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,458
-Don't blow the lights, dawg!
-Shit!

273
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,041
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!

274
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,541
-Looks like a football field.
-This room is insane.

275
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,750
<i>Get mine, get mine, get mine</i>
<i>Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine</i>

276
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,958
<i>-Get up, get up, get up…</i>
-Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!

277
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,416
With no trees.

278
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,208
<i>Smell like money</i>

279
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,083
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?

280
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,166
Please?

281
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,166
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?

282
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,958
-Whoo!
-Yes, sir.

283
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,583
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.

284
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,500
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?

285
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,125
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.

286
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,541
-No survivors.
-Hmm!

287
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,833
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.

288
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,875
-Uh-huh.
-Nick, I like where you at, man.

289
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,791
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.

290
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,375
-Ooh!
-Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.

291
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,750
So I could bite anybody.

292
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,375
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.

293
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,708
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.

294
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,500
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's--

295
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,750
No, I had to.

296
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,000
We gonna party, we got to party right.

297
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,125
Yeah.

298
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
Let me get it. Let me get my--

299
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,500
-Up.
-No, I got it. There you go.

300
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,625
-Wow.
-Oh, okay.

301
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,250
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?

302
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,625
Whoomp, there it is.

303
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,208
-Ooh…
-No survivors!

304
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,083
Damn! Okay.

305
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,625
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?

306
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,625
-Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
-Yeah.

307
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,833
-It's maybe too much?
-No, man, ain't no such thing.

308
00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,166
-Just told you, you with the big dog now.
-Right.

309
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.

310
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,750
-Thanks.
-I mean that.

311
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,166
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,

312
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,166
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.

313
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,333
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.

314
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,291
-Hey!
-Oh!

315
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,958
Mmm. He said it.

316
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,541
He a little angry leprechaun.

317
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,750
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.

318
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,125
-Oh, thanks.
-Is that your gig?

319
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,958
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.

320
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,041
Oh.

321
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,375
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.

322
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,583
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.

323
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,291
-You and E broke up?
-Yeah, man.

324
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,833
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.

325
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,958
That must've hurt.

326
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,416
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.

327
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,541
Hey, fuck that. No tears.

328
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,208
May turn this bitch into <i>Eat, Pray, Love</i>.

329
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,500
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!

330
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,166
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!

331
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,583
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?

332
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,708
And you already know the vibes.

333
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,500
Got him.

334
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,541
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.

335
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,708
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.

336
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,000
Four… Rob Roys.

337
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,125
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.

338
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,625
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.

339
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,708
-Yep.
-Good idea.

340
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,208
-Uh…
-This place is nuts.

341
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,166
-Joe! How you doing, bro?
-Hey.

342
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,833
-I'm good, man. This is cool.
-Yeah. Yeah.

343
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:05,666
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.

344
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,708
-Really?
-I had no idea you were, like, 50.

345
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,916
No, man, I'm 40.

346
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,125
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's… that's still so many years to be.

347
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,083
No, man, 40 is the new 20.

348
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,000
It's a lot.

349
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,833
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,

350
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,875
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

351
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,458
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.

352
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,708
Joe. Joe, we're good.

353
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,666
-Okay.
-It's like I'm hanging with my dad.

354
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750
Or not.

355
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,916
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang

356
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,666
before he does this crazy marriage thing.

357
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,250
-He going to jail, pretty much.
-Mmm.

358
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,291
That woman is scary.

359
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,041
-She not gonna let him out the house.
-Yeah.

360
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,750
It's a big deal that
we spend time together

361
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,083
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.

362
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,125
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.

363
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,041
-I'm here to hang with the gang.
-Okay.

364
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,083
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.

365
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,791
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."

366
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:55,791
-Okay?
-Okay.

367
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,333
-I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
-All right. We good?

368
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,208
-Yeah, we good. This is great.
-Come on, Joe. All right.

369
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,916
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!

370
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
All right, Joe.

371
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
You--

372
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,958
I know you fucking lying.

373
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,875
I mean, come on, Joe.

374
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,041
Fuck, man!

375
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,708
You just-- Oh, that's terrific.

376
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,041
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.

377
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,375
Freshman, where'd you get that?

378
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,083
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.

379
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,333
Bro, this is in Arabic.

380
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:31,000
-And it got pictures in it.
-Hey, if you like it, I love it.

381
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,375
<i>-Dale, dale</i>
<i>-Get nasty, get freaky</i>

382
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,708
<i>-You sexy, you fine</i>
<i>-Okay</i>

383
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,041
<i>-Go, go, go</i>
<i>-Go</i>

384
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,208
<i>Go, girl</i>

385
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,000
<i>Go, go, go, girl</i>

386
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,416
Oh, God.

387
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416
Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.

388
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
At the old mansion.

389
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,458
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.

390
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,583
-He's got a lot of nerve.
-Ah, fuck.

391
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,666
-Okay, did you lock the door?
-Just like you said, yeah.

392
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,041
-And you put that little label on it?
-Yeah.

393
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,041
He's taking the boss's clothes.

394
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,166
All right. Relax. It's okay, man.

395
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,583
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,

396
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,375
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.

397
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,916
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.

398
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,041
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,

399
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,125
charge for repairs,
upsell him on the missing items.

400
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,458
-You got it, boss.
-One more thing.

401
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041
I want you to watch this guy.

402
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166
Oh, shit, here she comes.

403
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,416
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.

404
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,416
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.

405
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,625
-I like it.
-Yeah?

406
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,083
He looks great, right, guys?

407
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.

408
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,375
Yeah.

409
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666
Gotta get two.

410
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,625
-Oh, we gotta get beer.
-What about this?

411
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,916
-Prosecco?
-Yeah.

412
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,208
No. Know what that is?

413
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,708
-This is my mom drink.
-Exactly,.

414
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,125
Note to self.

415
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,375
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,

416
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,458
but it's about what they mix
with the product.

417
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,458
What's the right drink?

418
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,375
Hey, what's up, Joe?

419
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,958
-Hey.
-What was that?

420
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,833
I was about to make a call. Just… Nothin'.

421
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,875
And what's that?

422
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,291
Oh, necessary.

423
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,083
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay. Whatever, man.

424
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,541
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So…

425
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,208
What's your deal? You… you more of a…

426
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,166
Do I have allergies?

427
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,416
-I don't understand what you're asking me.
-Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?

428
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,916
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.

429
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,375
It's my rule. No more cocaine.

430
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,541
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the <i>Scarface </i>movie.

431
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,625
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.

432
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,208
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.

433
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,500
It happens to me too.

434
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,583
-With Chinese food.
-Oh, that's bad.

435
00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:01,125
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the… the eyes and the voice?

436
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,208
Like, "Ooh… wha… whaaa…"

437
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,791
-"Aah…"
-Are you… No! What?

438
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,000
-Are you outta your mind?
-Yeah, you can't.

439
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,666
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.

440
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,291
-Jesus.
-Sorry.

441
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,541
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."

442
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,333
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.

443
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,416
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."

444
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,166
-Yeah.
-All right.

445
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,250
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.

446
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,666
Well… you don't have to say that.

447
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,666
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so…

448
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,875
-That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
-Yeah.

449
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,041
-You know?
-It's diversity.

450
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,958
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.

451
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,958
Okay.

452
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,833
What you… No, no, no, no.

453
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,291
Your money's no good here.

454
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,208
That's gold.

455
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,208
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?

456
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,875
These young guys want it, they get it.

457
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,666
-Hey. Oh no.
-Uh, you gon' get it.

458
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,541
What kind… How this cap on?
What you gotta do?

459
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,583
-Just twist it.
-Twist it, now? Get outta here.

460
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,083
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?

461
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,208
Mmm.

462
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,333
Oh.

463
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,041
You doing the whole bottle?

464
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

465
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,958
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.

466
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,625
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.

467
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,166
-You're not gonna drink both.
-No, you got to do it.

468
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,208
Number two, what you gon' do?

469
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,041
-No, Joe.
-Oh, come on, man.

470
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,291
-Oh, my God.
-I don't think that's safe, man.

471
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458
Mmm.

472
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,875
-You all right?
-Yep.

473
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,041
-Ugh.
-Jesus.

474
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,750
That's that, brother. We keep it up! Yeah!

475
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,666
Oh!

476
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,375
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?

477
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,250
-I'm sorry?
-See, Joe, I'mma do two.

478
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,208
Lower deck.

479
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,833
-Oh, shit!
-Upper deck.

480
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,583
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.

481
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,666
Oh!

482
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,208
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.

483
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,041
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.

484
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,583
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?

485
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,000
Mmm? Right there.

486
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,708
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.

487
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:49,208
-They're supposed to sit on your gums.
-Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.

488
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,083
-But I can drink with it, right?
-Yes, you can.

489
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,916
-Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
-Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.

490
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,583
-Let's keep it goin'.
-Let me get that.

491
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,833
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.

492
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,750
-Joe.
-Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.

493
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,125
-What are you gonna do with it?
-I ain't been out like this.

494
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,041
-Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
-What?

495
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,333
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.

496
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,083
But after that,
no phones, no social media.

497
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,666
Yeah, just have fun!

498
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,875
-Yeah!
-Whoo!

499
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,416
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!

500
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,833
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.

501
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,416
-The fuck is that?
-Emotional check-ins before we go out.

502
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,125
-Come on.
-Make sure everyone's copacetic.

503
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,791
I'm sorry, I don't… I don't follow.

504
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,125
I'll start. Um…

505
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,333
Ooh! I feel appreciated.

506
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,625
-Mmm!
-Good.

507
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,916
-I'm feeling grateful.
-Ah, I like that.

508
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,416
-Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
-Yeah!

509
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,625
I feel Miami.

510
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,250
-All right.
-It's more of a city than a feeling, but…

511
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,083
But I do though. I <i>feel </i>Miami.

512
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,791
-If he feels Miami…
-I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.

513
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,916
You got circumcised?

514
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?

515
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541
-Hmm?
-How you feelin'?

516
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041
Oh, with the…

517
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,583
-Pass.
-Pass?

518
00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,250
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.

519
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,458
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,

520
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,208
especially with people you just met,

521
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:07,541
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.

522
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,041
-That was big of you, bro.
-Thanks.

523
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,041
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.

524
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,208
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.

525
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,541
Pow! Hold on. Pow!

526
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,708
Yeah.

527
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,416
-Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
-That's normal.

528
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,958
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.

529
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,500
But… that's what it's supposed to be?

530
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,375
-Have you been swallowing them?
-Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.

531
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,916
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?

532
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,916
-You feel fine? You're fine.
-I can keep drinkin'.

533
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,208
-Oh, we drinkin'.
-Yeah!

534
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,750
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.

535
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,916
I feel Miami!

536
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,041
<i>I let shorty clean the pendants</i>

537
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,375
<i>I'm a diamond in the rough</i>

538
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,875
<i>-24 carats, VV's in the slugs</i>
-Uh! Hey!

539
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,708
<i>Rings go off</i>
<i>Like Michael with the glove</i>

540
00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:45,000
<i>Only one mobbin'</i>
<i>With designers and the thugs</i>

541
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,333
<i>When we shop at Rick Owen</i>
<i>Bring a bottle full of bub</i>

542
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:50,250
<i>Couple platinum records later</i>
<i>Still I got the game locked…</i>

543
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,041
No, no. You know what… what I'm gonna do?

544
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,458
Freshman, put some old school on.

545
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:54,666
-Okay.
-Hit me with it!

546
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,666
-I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
-Come on, Fresh.

547
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,458
<i>-They call me Big Elly, Big Silly</i>
-Whoo!

548
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,083
-Okay.
-I know you fucking lying.

549
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,833
-It's his song!
-Let's see it.

550
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,375
-All right.
-Let's see it, man.

551
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,625
<i>-Ya hear me</i>
-Whoo!

552
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,958
<i>I be slicing with these bars</i>
<i>So ya fear me</i>

553
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,750
<i>Let me rip it up for cuz in the back</i>

554
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,791
Let me see them shoulders work!

555
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,375
-Hey!
<i>-I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack</i>

556
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,083
<i>Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track</i>

557
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,416
-Hey! Oh!
<i>-Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne</i>

558
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,791
<i>-Don't forget I used to ride the train</i>
-Go! Go! Go! Go!

559
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,416
<i>-When I bump it right, call my name</i>
-Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!

560
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,416
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?

561
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,041
-Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
-What did you do?

562
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,833
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.

563
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,916
What the fuck?

564
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,000
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?

565
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,458
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.

566
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,083
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.

567
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:54,041
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.

568
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,291
But I'm trying.

569
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
How much for the skinny one?

570
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,916
I'm sorry?

571
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833
The skinny one.

572
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,916
-You're their pimp, right?
-I'm the… What are you talking about?

573
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,375
I'm payin'. I got money.

574
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,458
Hey, man--

575
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:12,291
Get your sick ass outta here!

576
00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,958
Tryin' to buy my boys.

577
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,750
You're not buyin' my boys.

578
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,083
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand

579
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,500
in a area known for prostitution?

580
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,333
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.

581
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,291
Okay, Officer--

582
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,208
-Come on up outta there.
-Come on.

583
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,500
You know, that's actually good.

584
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333
-They can clear this up.
-Yeah.

585
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:32,958
-Guys, come on.
-Is everything okay?

586
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,416
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,

587
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,875
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.

588
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,000
-Maybe you guys can clear it up.
-It's easy.

589
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,375
He's… he's like, our, uh…

590
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,875
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.

591
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,083
-So he's like our daddy.
-Why… why would you…

592
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,541
You don't need to say that.

593
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:52,291
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.

594
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,583
-He bought us alcohol.
-Mm-hmm.

595
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,666
-Goddamn it. What are you d… Guys.
-His name is Joe.

596
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,708
-Thank you.
-Smith?

597
00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,083
-Robertson?
-Something. Joe…

598
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,416
-Stevens. Stevenson.
-Jackson.

599
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,041
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.

600
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,625
Soliciting. That's jail time.

601
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,333
-Oh my God.
-Hands on your head!

602
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,708
-Everybody goin' to jail.
-Yep.

603
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:10,125
-Oh, my God. No…
-No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.

604
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,875
-Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
-Yeah.

605
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,625
-Loop-de-loop.
-Joe. Joe!

606
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,291
-Hey! Yes.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.

607
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,875
-No, we can't… Joe. Joe!
-Leave him.

608
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,083
-Joe!
-He's old.

609
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,333
-Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
-What the fuck's that?

610
00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:22,500
-Loop-de-loop!
-Don't worry.

611
00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,625
-Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
-Just stay.

612
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,875
No. You guys are the reason.

613
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,708
-Three…
-I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.

614
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,541
-Three.
-Loop-de-loop!

615
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,041
-Loop-de-loop!
-Hey.

616
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,583
-I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
-Get back here!

617
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,083
-Do your job.
-Fuck!

618
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,958
-Hey, guys!
-What the hell?

619
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,708
Run, Joe! Move those little legs!

620
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,708
Wait up! These fucking shoes!

621
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,041
-Yo.
-Come on, Joe. High knees.

622
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,500
-Ooh, shit.
-You're on your own, <i>papi</i>.

623
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:49,791
Oh.

624
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,583
We got him. Bingo.

625
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,750
Stop!

626
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,208
Don't move!

627
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,500
-Stay right there.
-<i>Running's gonna make it worse.</i>

628
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,458
-Can we just cut it out?
-Hey! Put your hands up!

629
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,958
-Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
-Stay there.

630
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,416
-Get down.
-Help!

631
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,541
Help! Get off of me.

632
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,916
Hey! Oh!

633
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,083
Aah!

634
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:12,333
Leave me alone!

635
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,250
-Stop!
-<i>You goin' to jail, little pimp.</i>

636
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500
I'm not a pimp!

637
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,541
Oh, my God.

638
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,958
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?

639
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,708
-Yeah, what the fuck was it?
-My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.

640
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,583
-Is that a police badge in your hand?
-Yes.

641
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,000
You stole that from a cop?

642
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,875
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.

643
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,541
That's how I got it, man.

644
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,791
-I got my clothes.
-Did you get ours?

645
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,791
-No.
-Open the door, man. Can we go inside?

646
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, my goodness.

647
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,541
Um…

648
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291
Download, download.

649
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750
Download.

650
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083
Okay, um…

651
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166
"Check this out,

652
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,083
and let me know what you think."

653
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000
<i>Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.</i>
<i>I'll call you back--</i>

654
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,625
<i>One time, ready? One, two, three.</i>

655
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:27,958
That was just last night.

656
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,875
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.

657
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,833
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.

658
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,500
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.

659
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,750
You need a fuckload more footage,

660
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:40,375
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.

661
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:43,500
-<i>Terry is gonna flip.</i>
-Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.

662
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,333
<i>Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.</i>

663
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:48,416
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.

664
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,791
-What the fuck you wanna do?
-It's what the glasses are for.

665
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,125
-What?
-I snuck my glasses into your work bag.

666
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,458
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.

667
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,708
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?

668
00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,416
Why is everyone always asking me that?

669
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,708
Know who sneaks around a lot?

670
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,458
<i>The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.</i>

671
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,291
<i>It's a double standard, Joe.</i>

672
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,750
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?

673
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,666
-Thank you.
-Thank you, B…

674
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,708
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.

675
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,541
<i>Am I tripping?</i>
<i>Like, this could actually work?</i>

676
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,916
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.

677
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,666
-Hey, Joe?
-<i>Yeah?</i>

678
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,291
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,

679
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,625
make sure you record that, okay?

680
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,416
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.

681
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,666
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.

682
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,333
-<i>It's grim over here.</i>
-I gotta go.

683
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,125
All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?

684
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,583
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.

685
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,250
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,

686
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,000
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and…

687
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:49,333
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.

688
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:52,166
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?

689
00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,000
He could tie us up and fuck us.

690
00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,083
-What?
-That could happen.

691
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,125
-True-crime shit.
-Right.

692
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,208
-And he gon' fuck you first.
-There they go, there they go.

693
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,666
-There.
-Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.

694
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,791
Mornin', fellas.

695
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,125
-Morning.
-Tell you what I need.

696
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,416
Little kick of this.

697
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,666
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.

698
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,083
-Jesus, man.
-Yeah.

699
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Look, I get it.

700
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,166
All right? A major party foul on my part.

701
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,375
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.

702
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,541
I think I got a bad batch.

703
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,041
You drank two bottles.

704
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,541
You tried to sell us for sex, man.

705
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:24,583
Okay, did I do that?

706
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,250
-No.
-That's not what the cop said?

707
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,791
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.

708
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,333
-Sure. We can agree on that.
-Yeah.

709
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,375
-Okay.
-But you did fuck up the night, Joe.

710
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,375
-Come on, guys. Okay.
-On some rookie shit.

711
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:35,958
You gotta step up for that, Joe.

712
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,583
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.

713
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:42,333
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about…

714
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,625
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?

715
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,583
Forget what happened last night.

716
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,666
Courtesy of Joe, huh?

717
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,166
-A yacht?
-I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.

718
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,708
-You like that?
-Absolutely, yeah.

719
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,541
Okay, all right.

720
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,083
I'm on it right now.

721
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,125
-Uh, Joe, before you go.
-Yeah?

722
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,083
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.

723
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,458
-Oh!
-Ha-ha!

724
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,333
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.

725
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,083
That's two.

726
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,708
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!

727
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,291
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.

728
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:21,958
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?

729
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:24,708
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.

730
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,500
-Towards the marina.
-Oh, shit. Titties.

731
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:30,000
He laughed, and then…

732
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,083
-Just keep going.
-He was like…

733
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,375
-Hello!
-Hi.

734
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,166
-Oh, hey, boy.
-Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.

735
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,333
You guys know how to swim underwater?

736
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,625
-Huh?
-'Cause… I can hold your breath.

737
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,791
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.

738
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,666
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.

739
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,916
-What?
-Why would you…

740
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,458
"Stunning"? What am I doing?

741
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:49,708
-How…
-Focus.

742
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,500
-Focus!
-How you feelin'?

743
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,416
-I feel Miami!
-All right, chill out, man.

744
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,208
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."

745
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,708
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.

746
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be…

747
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250
Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.

748
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,750
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.

749
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,166
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.

750
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,375
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.

751
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,416
You know what? Change of plans.

752
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,750
Excuse me, coming through.

753
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,958
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.

754
00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:25,708
-Whoa. What…
-Hey, you should see a Sam…

755
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:26,791
Sam Slaughter on the list.

756
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,083
-Sam Slaughter?
-Yeah.

757
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,833
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.

758
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,791
-Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
-Slaughter?

759
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,041
-Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
-All right, let's…

760
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,291
Ohh.

761
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,916
-Officer, I didn't--
-Uh…

762
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,250
-Yeah, but I'm just saying--
-Ah!

763
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,750
-So you--
-Thank you.

764
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,166
That group right there?

765
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,833
-Yeah.
-We're all gonna go on this boat.

766
00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:49,250
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.

767
00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,916
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.

768
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,583
-Okay?
-Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.

769
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,083
-Come on.
-Have a good time.

770
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,708
Yeah. All right, rookie.

771
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666
-Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
-Come on.

772
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,625
-Yeah, man, this is… It's all right.
-Oh!

773
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,333
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say

774
00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,250
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.

775
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,250
This is great!

776
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,708
How about we just go get a drink?

777
00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:13,791
-Yeah.
-Can we get a drink?

778
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,125
-Let's do it.
-Let's get a drink. Look around.

779
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,458
-Let's do a toast to the groom.
-Ahh!

780
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,166
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.

781
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,250
Yes, yes.

782
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,166
-That's Emily. I'll see you.
-Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!

783
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,250
-Oh!
-Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!

784
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,083
Boy's in love, man. I get it.

785
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,791
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.

786
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:47,125
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?

787
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,166
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.

788
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,125
-Bro, shut up!
-Let me feel my feelings.

789
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,625
-"Let me feel my…" What?
-Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.

790
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,250
-So we can top our drinks off.
-Thanks.

791
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.

792
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,708
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.

793
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:07,458
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.

794
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,708
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.

795
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,333
Yes, it is. It's very easy!

796
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,041
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.

797
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,458
Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?

798
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:19,791
And at the end of the…

799
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,333
That was… By the way,
a weird break in the music.

800
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,750
-Turn the music back up.
-Yeah.

801
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,333
-Okay?
-He was kid… He was joking.

802
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,500
No, no, look, it is what it is.

803
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,833
-No.
-And because it happened, you feel broken.

804
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,166
What would I even say, man?

805
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,750
Stop thinkin' so much!

806
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,708
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.

807
00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:36,041
Yeah, be like me, man.

808
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,416
Where are they coming from?

809
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:41,166
Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.

810
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:44,583
-Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
-Yeah, come on!

811
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:46,166
-<i>Give it to Hunter.</i>
-<i>Okay.</i>

812
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,958
-<i>Thank you.</i>
-<i>Yeah!</i>

813
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,250
-Come on. Let me get some too, right?
-Oh!

814
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:54,416
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?

815
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,041
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.

816
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,666
-At some point. Hey!
-Hey, dude, come on, man.

817
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,583
I… Uh, give me one second.

818
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,708
-I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
-All right.

819
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,791
-Come on, man.
-Do you think Joe could be my wingman?

820
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,125
Uh, no. Too small.

821
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,916
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.

822
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,125
Excuse me.

823
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500
Hey!

824
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208
I was trying to find some food, man.

825
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333
You okay?

826
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,041
Huh? What's wrong?

827
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,208
Huh.

828
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,625
I was talking to Emily on the phone,

829
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:34,958
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.

830
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375
Mmm.

831
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750
Cold feet. It's normal.

832
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,000
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,

833
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,833
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.

834
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:50,208
A job, a house, financial stability.

835
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166
No, Joe, I don't have…
I don't have cold feet.

836
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,250
I thought 'cause you were crying…

837
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:02,208
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.

838
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,916
I am so excited to be a husband.

839
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,333
But ever since I got engaged,

840
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:11,916
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.

841
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,416
But he just doesn't get it.

842
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,583
It's all about…
creating something with someone else.

843
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,958
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and…

844
00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750
If you have that,

845
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000
what are you waiting for?

846
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,500
You know?

847
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,125
<i>Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed--</i>

848
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,458
-Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
-You got it.

849
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,750
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?

850
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,208
Yo! Loco, close the door.

851
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,416
Do I know you?

852
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,208
No, you don't… you don't know me.

853
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,000
I'm just lookin' for somethin' to eat.

854
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000
Are you a police officer?

855
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,708
Who, me?

856
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,458
No! No, no, I'm a… I'm a civilian.

857
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,583
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.

858
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,083
I tell her everything.

859
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,458
-Put that away.
-Yes, sir.

860
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958
Look at me.

861
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833
You're sure you're not a cop?

862
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,916
Yeah.

863
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416
Come here.

864
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,625
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.

865
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,833
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.

866
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,750
I, uh… Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.

867
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,041
Do the fucking drugs.

868
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,500
-Yeah. I'll do it.
-All right?

869
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,541
By the way, yeah.

870
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,666
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do… I'll do the drugs, right?

871
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,750
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh…

872
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,250
Okay, here we go. Here we go.

873
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,416
-Mmm.
-Here we go.

874
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708
Oh, shit.

875
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,166
No cop, right?

876
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,125
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?

877
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,458
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.

878
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,083
To do a real one, like you mean it.

879
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,916
Yeah, like a… like a…
like a criminal bump.

880
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,958
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.

881
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,291
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

882
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,125
Double bump, comin' up.

883
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,958
-Oh, shit!
-Whoo!

884
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,833
-My man!
-Yeah.

885
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:25,958
How you feel?

886
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,833
Hey, that's, uh… that's in there. Right?

887
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,250
-That stuff kicks in a little fast!
-Right.

888
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,416
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.

889
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:36,666
-Okay.
-Yeah.

890
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,166
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?

891
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,875
-Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
-I can't… I was… I can't leave.

892
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,791
My man.

893
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,458
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

894
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,541
Ha-ha-ha!

895
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,416
-There it is, on that side.
-Hey. Oh, you gotta go.

896
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,333
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.

897
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:56,791
-No. No, no, no, no, no.
-They're having fun.

898
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,833
Come on, Joe.

899
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,500
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.

900
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,041
Joe. You good?

901
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,583
Who is Joe?

902
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,250
Hah!

903
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,458
And you no fuck to me.

904
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,083
-Is this racist?
-Oh, yeah, for sure.

905
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,000
-I no like that.
-What happened?

906
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,541
I no… I no like. I no like you look to me.

907
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,833
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.

908
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,166
Gah!

909
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,833
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!

910
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,291
I fuck to you!

911
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,708
Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?

912
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:41,041
He wasn't doin' anything to you.

913
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166
Hmm.

914
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,541
You want to fuck to me?

915
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,208
-Mm-hmm.
-<i>Un momento.</i>

916
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:51,958
Leave.

917
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,458
Why?

918
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:57,375
Because I want to say hello…
to my little friend.

919
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,750
-Yep.
-Yep, okay.

920
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583
Okay.

921
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,958
So you… you have beef with me?

922
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:09,750
-One hundred percent beef.
-Does he know this guy?

923
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,166
-Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
-Know what?

924
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,541
I let you apologize for interrupting me.

925
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,291
-I'm sorry…
-Hmm!

926
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,833
-That you're a bitch.
-Wait, what?

927
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,833
Go, go, go!

928
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,250
-Yep!
-Hah!

929
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,708
I no feel it.

930
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:24,666
Hah!

931
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,375
Hah!

932
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,000
Now it's time to party.

933
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,208
Did you just Will Smith me?

934
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,458
I did. But you no get no--

935
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:34,291
Ah, man! Aah!

936
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,375
Olé!

937
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,208
No one touches the Ricardo.

938
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375
Enough!

939
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250
Oh!

940
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250
What kind of drugs are you on?

941
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083
Oops.

942
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:56,375
No, you no… you no know where I is.

943
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,000
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?

944
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,250
Yah!

945
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,458
Ay!

946
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,833
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.

947
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,541
I no feel it. Aah!

948
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958
-Head trauma on the way.
-Oh no.

949
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625
-Oof!
-How much can you take?

950
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583
-You think you're winning?
-Does this look like losing? Huh?

951
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,500
You go face-first.

952
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,125
Face-first!

953
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,791
I… I win.

954
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,250
You no--

955
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,375
<i>Uno! Dos!</i>

956
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,333
<i>Quattro!</i>

957
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,416
No, <i>cinco</i>!

958
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208
Oh, God.

959
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,083
Open this door!

960
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,166
No! No, you stay!

961
00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:43,750
You fight good!

962
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,916
Thank you.

963
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,791
Oh! Dude!

964
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,041
{\an8}-Gotta go!
-Hola.

965
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666
-Hunter, we gotta go now.
-Wait a minute.

966
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,750
Do it! Thank you.

967
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,458
-Not--
-Uh-oh. Joe?

968
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,416
I am…

969
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,916
Joe, please, please…

970
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,208
…Ricardo… Montana.

971
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,166
-Come on, Joe.
-Joe?

972
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,791
This is my city.

973
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:09,833
-Did you see that?
-El Rey de Miami.

974
00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,375
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.

975
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208
Welcome to the fiesta.

976
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,250
-You're late, <i>puto</i>.
-Ohh.

977
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,041
-Thank you.
-Gah! Aah!

978
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,333
-I no feel it!
-Oh, God!

979
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:25,875
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.

980
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,500
I am Ricardo!

981
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,416
Run! Run, run!

982
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,875
-Ah-ah-ah!
-Oh!

983
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,416
-To the horses!
-Horses?

984
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,416
-I don't know what horses is.
-Oh, shit!

985
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,791
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

986
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,708
-Oh! Oh, dude!
-Gah!

987
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,875
-I fine.
-Show me.

988
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,833
-I okay.
-Peekaboo, motherfucker.

989
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,625
Oh, my friend! Ah!

990
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,333
<i>-Puto</i>, yes!
-Oh no!

991
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,166
These are the horses!

992
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,500
You don't wanna do that.

993
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,500
You a dead man. Okay.

994
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041
Ricardo? Hello?

995
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,000
Ricardo?

996
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,458
You awake, Ricardo?

997
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:21,958
Ricardo?

998
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,833
{\an8}-Guys, he's finally awake.
-Ricardo?

999
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,250
Hey!

1000
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,500
What are we sippin' on? Look at this.

1001
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541
<i>Hey, my baby.</i>

1002
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,041
<i>It's your lover.</i>

1003
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:43,708
<i>A ella le gusta la gasolina</i>

1004
00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:48,375
<i>Dame más gasolina</i>

1005
00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:50,375
<i>I love you!</i>

1006
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,791
We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.

1007
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,041
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.

1008
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,833
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.

1009
00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,666
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.

1010
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,666
Pull it up, pull it up.

1011
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,250
<i>Please, please, Joe…</i>

1012
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,500
Right there. Listen.

1013
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:15,375
<i>I am El Rey de Miami.</i>

1014
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,708
<i>This is my city.</i>

1015
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,041
His name? His name is…

1016
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:21,541
<i>Ricardo Montana.</i>

1017
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,541
<i>…wingman…</i>

1018
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,625
<i>I really think…</i>

1019
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,916
-Hey.
-Hey, what's up, Nick?

1020
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,916
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,

1021
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,500
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat… you sat this one out.

1022
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,208
It should just be us, you know?

1023
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,416
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.

1024
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
Okay.

1025
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,583
Nick, look, man, I get it.

1026
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,458
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,

1027
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,375
and because of that feeling, you know,

1028
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:52,166
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.

1029
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,166
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.

1030
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,791
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.

1031
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,125
-Like a career, you know?
-Yeah.

1032
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,208
Yeah, well, I know what I… I'm gonna do.

1033
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:02,791
-Okay.
-I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.

1034
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,833
Ah, that's a hard C.

1035
00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,291
I don't think I really need help,
though… Nick.

1036
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,416
Oh,

1037
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,916
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.

1038
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,875
Well, mine's was a K.

1039
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,416
Whatever, man. I'm good.

1040
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,125
-Oh.
-My life is gonna be lit.

1041
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,875
-Well, mine too, buddy.
-Yeah?

1042
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,458
-Lit-y.
-Great.

1043
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,875
-Okay.
-Cool.

1044
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,083
-Yeah.
-Huh.

1045
00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,375
-Tsk.
-Pfft.

1046
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,125
-All right.
-So we're good?

1047
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,250
Yeah.

1048
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,875
Uh. so maybe you just…
stay around here tonight, I mean?

1049
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:35,041
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?

1050
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,791
I don't ice my back.

1051
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,166
You know… you know what, Nick? I'm going.

1052
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,416
Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.

1053
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500
-Wow!
-Medium well, please.

1054
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,625
Right, right, right, right.

1055
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:57,458
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.

1056
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,458
-The book.
-Oh shit.

1057
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,833
Nick, this is the… the…

1058
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:03,375
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.

1059
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,041
Oh, our first concert.

1060
00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,833
-The OutKast reunion!
-Yes, bro.

1061
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:09,916
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.

1062
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,166
You're about to get married.

1063
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,958
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.

1064
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:17,041
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.

1065
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,625
-I got you, bro. Love you, man.
-Thank you.

1066
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,833
-Aw, that's a good gift.
-That's nice. Really nice.

1067
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,625
All your memories are in that book?

1068
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,625
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?

1069
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:31,500
This is a physical representation
of who we are.

1070
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,041
Nick started it when we were 12.

1071
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,000
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.

1072
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,000
-Can… can I take a look at it?
-I don't know if--

1073
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,416
-Can you look?
-Yeah.

1074
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,500
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be <i>in </i>this book.

1075
00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,083
Well, that…

1076
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,541
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.

1077
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,666
It's incredible, actually.

1078
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,208
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.

1079
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,291
-That's right.
-Wow. Look at you guys.

1080
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,833
-Is this what Facebook was like?
-Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?

1081
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750
Sure, Nick.

1082
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.

1083
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,875
-It's an old book, you know?
-Got it.

1084
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,125
-Sorry, give me… give me one second.
-Oh, yeah, take your time.

1085
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,958
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out

1086
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:16,208
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.

1087
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:20,583
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,

1088
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,958
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.

1089
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,625
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.

1090
00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,250
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.

1091
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,625
<i>Joe Nixon's back, baby!</i>

1092
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,250
-Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
<i>-Oh.</i>

1093
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,375
You know, except--

1094
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,166
-Why'd you say "except?"
-There's no women in this footage.

1095
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,958
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.

1096
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,666
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?

1097
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,416
I was thinking about titties,
talking about…

1098
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,041
<i>Terry's gonna want</i>
<i>the woman's perspective, you know?</i>

1099
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,083
That's 50 percent of the customer base.

1100
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,125
-The female demo, yeah.
-<i>Yes.</i>

1101
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,625
So go find some Gen Z women.

1102
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,375
-Shit.
-<i>Okay, I gotta go</i>.

1103
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:51,958
Hey, did you turn the oven on?

1104
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,416
No more dino nuggets!

1105
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,833
<i>-We had dino nuggets…</i>
-Oh!

1106
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:59,500
It's the Tiger, Ricardo Montana!

1107
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,458
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.

1108
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,958
-Cold-blooded….
-Cold-blooded!

1109
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:11,333
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!

1110
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,791
Oh!

1111
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,833
Gracias.

1112
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,625
Please take this away from me.

1113
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.

1114
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916
You fucking kidding me?

1115
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,791
I already know what you thinkin'.

1116
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:46,125
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?

1117
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,333
"Somebody normal."

1118
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,666
Wrong!

1119
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,750
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.

1120
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,833
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.

1121
00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:58,208
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.

1122
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,166
-Look, here's what you're gonna do.
-Yeah.

1123
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:02,041
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.

1124
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,916
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?

1125
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,750
Do something to start the conversation.

1126
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,958
-Oh, wow.
-Say, "I need help settling this debate."

1127
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,041
-This is like a master class.
-A debate?

1128
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,875
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-Blacks versus whites.

1129
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,875
-What?
-Probably not.

1130
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:16,875
-No, man.
-Whoo!

1131
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:20,291
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?

1132
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,000
-Yeah.
-They're here, dawg.

1133
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,541
-Six o'clock.
-No way.

1134
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,083
-We gotta wait till six o'clock?
-No, six o'clock.

1135
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
-Whoo! Cheers!
<i>-Can't touch this…</i>

1136
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,250
-Hunter.
-Yeah?

1137
00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:33,333
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.

1138
00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:35,625
-Look at what I'm calling.
-I don't know what that means.

1139
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,375
-Follow me!
-Okay, got it.

1140
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666
<i>-¿Cómo está?</i>
-Hey, what's goin' on?

1141
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458
Have a good night. Enjoy.

1142
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,333
Ladies!

1143
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,666
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.

1144
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,916
Oh, well, hi.

1145
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,958
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?

1146
00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,041
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.

1147
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,208
Bride. I don't know.

1148
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,333
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!

1149
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,500
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.

1150
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,583
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.

1151
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,125
{\an8}-Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
-Hi.

1152
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,333
-Nice to meet you.
-Freshman?

1153
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,750
-Like, "Freshman" like school.
-Oh, I went to school too.

1154
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,708
-I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
-What?

1155
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,916
-I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
-No! Absolutely not.

1156
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,583
I called the play. I called the play! Go.

1157
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,000
All right, here we go.

1158
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,458
-You.
-Me?

1159
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:20,958
I've been watching you dance.

1160
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,750
I also have a big penis.

1161
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,583
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?

1162
00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:26,375
Yeah, I'm just gonna… I'm sorry, I don't.

1163
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,875
-I'm Hunter. How are you?
-Scarlett.

1164
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,500
You never bail. Shit.

1165
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:30,791
-Hi.
-Oh, hello.

1166
00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:32,916
-It's nice to meet you.
-How are you? Oh!

1167
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,416
-Oh, that's cool.
-Yeah.

1168
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,333
Oh, barking.

1169
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,416
Yeah. Hey, Joe?

1170
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,791
-Yeah?
-I'll see you after.

1171
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291
-Hey.
-Hi.

1172
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,375
How you doin'?

1173
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,291
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.

1174
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:49,083
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.

1175
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,625
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.

1176
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,791
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then… then we're gonna fuck, right?

1177
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,166
No. No, we not.

1178
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,250
-Pull your dick out.
-What?

1179
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,750
I can get to it if you want me to.

1180
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,708
-It's easy if I just put a leg up.
-Huh?

1181
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,541
-I have a condom on already.
-You got a what?

1182
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,208
-You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
-Okay.

1183
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,875
<i>-Oh my gosh!</i>
<i>-Oh! Oh, that's okay.</i>

1184
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,416
-We can save it.
-It's fine.

1185
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,083
<i>-Let's just cheers now.</i>
-<i>Okay.</i>

1186
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,583
Don't spit that. Don't sp--

1187
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,708
-Hey, hey. Listen.
-Yeah.

1188
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:23,416
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.

1189
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,875
-Thank you.
-Means a lot. Come here, man.

1190
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,708
-All right.
-That's what grown men do.

1191
00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,500
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.

1192
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,916
He's gotta be here somewhere.

1193
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,625
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?

1194
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:44,708
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.

1195
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,916
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here

1196
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,916
that we're trying to have a boys' night.

1197
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,666
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.

1198
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,416
-The fuck?
-Come on, it'll be fun.

1199
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,833
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.

1200
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,375
-Yeah.
-Have a little powwow.

1201
00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,291
-Y'all just give us a second.
-Okay.

1202
00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,333
With the guys. Will you back off?

1203
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
-Please.
-Come on, baby.

1204
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,708
Come on, Hunter!

1205
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,375
-Whoo!
-Ha ha!

1206
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,583
-Yeah!
-Dang!

1207
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:15,708
-My life changed completely. So fast.
-You're on the plane. You gotta land it.

1208
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,958
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.

1209
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,041
-Yes.
-Yeah.

1210
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,916
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.

1211
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,041
Oh, yeah.

1212
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,791
-Oh shit, yeah.
-If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.

1213
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,208
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,

1214
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:30,208
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.

1215
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,458
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.

1216
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:33,750
I know, but that's aggressive.

1217
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,916
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.

1218
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,083
I'm not… I'm not…
I'm not fucking either, Mase.

1219
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,750
-You're not?
-So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.

1220
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,416
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.

1221
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,000
-Yes?
-We're in.

1222
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,041
-No--
-We'll go in the stretch limo.

1223
00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:01,291
I know!

1224
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.

1225
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125
Walk! Just go.

1226
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,125
Lead the way!

1227
00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:20,750
-Wanna call your mama?
-Take the bag. No, please…

1228
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,500
-Meet you in there, baby.
-Get in the car, please!

1229
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,041
-Hello?
-<i>Hey, babe.</i>

1230
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,083
Hey… Hey!

1231
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,458
I think this is the wrong number.

1232
00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:30,375
-I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
-<i>Hah! I can explain that.</i>

1233
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,208
-I can, I can give you--
<i>-No, thank you.</i>

1234
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,625
Um, I'm just calling you back.

1235
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,125
<i>Unless now's not a good time.</i>

1236
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:37,500
No. No, no, no. No!
This… this is a great time.

1237
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,208
Joe! Come on!

1238
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:41,041
<i>Hurry up. Get your dick in here!</i>

1239
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,291
-Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
-Who is that?

1240
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,333
I'm in the v… I'm in the big van.

1241
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:48,875
<i>Who the fuck is that?</i>

1242
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:52,250
Oh, who's that? You… No. Ah. That's, um…

1243
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,583
<i>Hunter… So this…</i>

1244
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,500
It's crazy. He broke up--

1245
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,416
Whether you like it or not?

1246
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,083
You're gonna give me that dick!

1247
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,708
No dick for you.

1248
00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,750
You there?

1249
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,166
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could… Give me…

1250
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,958
Give me, like…
give me, like, a quick minute.

1251
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,458
-<i>Let me deal with some stuff real quick--</i>
-No.

1252
00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:12,291
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.

1253
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,958
-I can't.
<i>-What? Why would you say that?</i>

1254
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,083
-You are the priority.
-I'm not.

1255
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:19,291
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.

1256
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,125
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.

1257
00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:24,875
-<i>I'll be gone when you get back.</i>
-No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.

1258
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,625
That's…

1259
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333
Baby, you done with your phone call?

1260
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416
Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?

1261
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.

1262
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
Okay, so… what are you gonna do about it?

1263
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.

1264
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,041
I got the perfect thing.

1265
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,291
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz

1266
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,708
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?

1267
00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:57,250
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?

1268
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,916
Sure.

1269
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,208
Do you love this woman?

1270
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,791
Yes.

1271
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:05,041
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?

1272
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,625
Don't think, just answer.

1273
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,791
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?

1274
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,416
Yes.

1275
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,041
You passed the test.

1276
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,375
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the…

1277
00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,416
No, the test had like, a hundred questions

1278
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,416
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.

1279
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,625
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.

1280
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,291
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.

1281
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,250
Mmm.

1282
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:33,958
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?

1283
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:36,333
Go home and tell her that you love her,

1284
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,166
that you wanna be with her forever.

1285
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916
I promise you, if she is the right one,

1286
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333
she will take you as you are.

1287
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,375
Wow.

1288
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
How old are you again?

1289
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:54,958
-Well, I got it.
-Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?

1290
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,291
-A shot!
-Yes!

1291
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:57,666
I'm not getting married, guys!

1292
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:01,000
So I can still have some fun. Come on!

1293
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,083
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

1294
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,416
-Yeah!
-Whoo!

1295
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,083
You guys should talk, man.

1296
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:09,666
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.

1297
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,750
-Whoo! I like that. I like that.
-Yeah!

1298
00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:15,250
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's… it's pretty amazing.

1299
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,916
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,

1300
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,125
that's the stuff worth fighting for.

1301
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:24,000
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.

1302
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,458
I hope so.

1303
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,208
Hey, I've been meanin', uh…
to talk to you about somethin'.

1304
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:33,083
-Yeah.
-It's a little, um… work-related.

1305
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,041
Uh-huh.

1306
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,500
-Hi! All out of beverage.
-We're doing shots.

1307
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:40,041
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.

1308
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,458
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.

1309
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:45,500
I have some for you. Glug-glug-glug.

1310
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:49,000
That last shot, though,
I think I might have… made a mistake.

1311
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,416
Guys, it's all spinning.

1312
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,666
-You gonna take care of me…
-What's goin' on?

1313
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,333
This car is so long.

1314
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:56,916
Hey.

1315
00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,125
What, baby? What you worried about?

1316
00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,916
Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.

1317
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,000
I know you fucking lying…

1318
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,000
<i>You fucking lying… lying</i>…

1319
00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,583
Night-night, bitch.

1320
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,791
Yo, is everybody okay?

1321
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,875
I think so.

1322
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,500
Shit!

1323
00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:50,208
They stole my phone and my wallet.

1324
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,583
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.

1325
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,625
Wait, what?

1326
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,000
What the fuck? Wait, they…

1327
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,500
-They fucking robbed us, man.
-That's what I just said.

1328
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,500
I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.

1329
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,291
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.

1330
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,750
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.

1331
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:09,333
Oh, shut the fuck up.

1332
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:11,583
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.

1333
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,541
-Freshman, the girls robbed us.
-Huh?

1334
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,916
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.

1335
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Girls can be bad?

1336
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,083
Wait. Wait, wait.

1337
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958
Where's the book, dude?

1338
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958
The fucking book, guys.

1339
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,208
They stole the fucking book, man.

1340
00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,458
-They took the fucking book, Joe!
-I'm sorry.

1341
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,541
-This big excursion, so fun, man.
-I'm sorry.

1342
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,291
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!

1343
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,375
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?

1344
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,583
-We don't even know where we are.
-We could be in fucking Cuba.

1345
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:42,583
We're not in Cuba.

1346
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:46,041
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?

1347
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,750
Come on, on your feet. Let's just…
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.

1348
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,666
<i>Give me the strength to carry on</i>

1349
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,625
<i>Give me the strength to carry on…</i>

1350
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291
Hey, Joe, this a beach.

1351
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,291
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.

1352
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,791
<i>Think about it</i>

1353
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,583
<i>I think about it, I think about it…</i>

1354
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,291
Tiny-ass island.

1355
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,375
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.

1356
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,125
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.

1357
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,333
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.

1358
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,833
No, Freshman, just eat each other.

1359
00:58:24,916 --> 00:58:26,708
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.

1360
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,750
-You will be the first one.
-I'm not…

1361
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,500
-Shit.
-Hold on.

1362
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,500
-What?
-A boat. Look.

1363
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,291
-There's a boat!
-Hey! Hey!

1364
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:38,000
-Hey.
-Hey, sir.

1365
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1366
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,833
What the hell? Where did you come from?

1367
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,333
Have you been watching us?

1368
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,750
Yeah, from… from over there.

1369
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:47,500
Look, it's an emergency.
These women… girls, rather,

1370
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:50,125
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?

1371
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,041
Self-respect.

1372
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:52,875
-Bad people.
-Pretty people, though.

1373
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:56,458
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.

1374
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,458
Twist it, twist it!

1375
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,208
If it's there, we breathe in!

1376
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,875
-Yeah! It stinks…
-Tell you what, man.

1377
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,041
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.

1378
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,833
If that fisherman hadn't been there--

1379
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,208
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.

1380
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,375
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?

1381
00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,833
-We're on a boat.
-No, I know we're on a boat, man.

1382
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,041
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.

1383
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,041
-What is all this fucking shit?
-Probably fish.

1384
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,208
-Let's just open it.
-It should be fish.

1385
00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:27,250
It's not fish. Why would it be locked up?

1386
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,750
Okay.

1387
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,250
Wh… what is that?

1388
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,208
Pool noodle?

1389
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,500
-Freshly used.
-It's not a pool noodle.

1390
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,791
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the…

1391
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,333
In the pool.

1392
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,791
-Heavier than they normally would be.
-What's so funny?

1393
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,208
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?

1394
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,000
The boxes say
"<i>Kujira no penisu.</i>"

1395
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,291
What language is that? What?

1396
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,791
-Every box is in Japanese.
-You can read Japanese?

1397
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,833
-Yeah.
-What do you mean, "yeah"?

1398
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,583
-I'm a hyperpolyglot.
-You're a what?

1399
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,875
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.

1400
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,291
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?

1401
00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,875
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.

1402
00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:02,125
-You couldn't start with that?
-Hey, relax.

1403
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:05,375
-Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
-There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.

1404
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,333
-These are extremely valuable.
-What?

1405
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,208
There's a whole black market
to sell these.

1406
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,750
-They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
-How do you know?

1407
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:14,166
-Did you study whale dicks?
-Briefly, online.

1408
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,958
-Is this illegal?
-They're fucking smugglers.

1409
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:17,250
-I told you!
-Sh, sh!

1410
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:18,291
Sh, sh, sh!

1411
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,583
<i>This is the US Coast Guard.</i>

1412
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,166
<i>Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.</i>

1413
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:27,833
Board this, asshole!

1414
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,416
-We gotta get outta here now.
-Do not go out there.

1415
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,208
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,

1416
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,500
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.

1417
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,958
They're not getting my penises!

1418
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,583
Do not fucking move.

1419
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:46,166
-Don't move? They're shooting!
-I don't give a shit what they do.

1420
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,916
-I don't wanna get shot.
-You'll get shot if you go up there.

1421
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,958
We're gonna stay here.

1422
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,083
-Hey.
-Stay here.

1423
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,416
<i>Drop your weapons and put your hands up.</i>

1424
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,208
Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?

1425
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,291
Listen.

1426
01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,958
-Whoo!
-They jumped off the boat.

1427
01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,750
-What do you mean?
-They jumped off!

1428
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:04,500
-So who's driving the fucking boat?
-There's no one driving the fucking boat.

1429
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,666
Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!

1430
01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:09,958
Oh no!

1431
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,000
-Go, go!
-Get the fuck out!

1432
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,958
-What? Oh shit.
-Get the fuck out!

1433
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,708
I got it.

1434
01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,291
Okay, I got it.

1435
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:18,250
Oh!

1436
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,625
-Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
-Okay.

1437
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541
-Turn it?
-Hurry up!

1438
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,625
-And push.
-Come on!

1439
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,750
-It ain't opening!
-Sorry!

1440
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:26,375
-I'm really sorry.
-What are you sorry about? Get it open!

1441
01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,916
-We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
-No.

1442
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,916
-What?
-Can't do three.

1443
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,291
-What?
-I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.

1444
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:33,625
-Okay, fine. Fuck!
-You ready?

1445
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,583
One, two, three, four.

1446
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,166
-I told you.
-Yes!

1447
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,750
-All my life.
-I've never done on four.

1448
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,125
-I can't.
-I've only done three.

1449
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,166
-I've never been able to do three.
-Go!

1450
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,750
-Go!
-Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.

1451
01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,666
-Wait for me.
-Grab a whale dick!

1452
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:48,583
Swim to the beach.

1453
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,250
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?

1454
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,750
-I got a dick.
-Grab a dick!

1455
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,791
It's good these things float.

1456
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,583
They way better than pool noodles.

1457
01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,666
-I just need to lay down.
-I swallowed so much water.

1458
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,583
I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.

1459
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,208
I'm so thirsty.

1460
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:17,000
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.

1461
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:19,083
-Without these dicks, we don't make it.
-Hey, Joe.

1462
01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,458
-Yeah?
-There's a jellyfish.

1463
01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,208
Oh, shit! Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.

1464
01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:25,000
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.

1465
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,166
-Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
-What?

1466
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,750
-I think it got you.
-Joe.

1467
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,375
-It got who?
-Your face!

1468
01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,083
-It got me on the fuckin' face?
-Oh!

1469
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,666
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, shit!

1470
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,166
-Do you feel anything?
-Guys, I think it got me!

1471
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,000
-Yeah, no, we know!
-It got me!

1472
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,375
-Use the dick.
-What?

1473
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:42,208
-The dick has healing properties.
-Is it fuckin' swollen?

1474
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,875
-If you put your face on it, it will help.
-No! No!

1475
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,416
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.

1476
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,208
That's bullshit, man!

1477
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:52,750
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.

1478
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,375
Whatever it is, it's numbing it a little.

1479
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,583
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.

1480
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,958
-Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
-That whale will never forget you!

1481
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,666
Okay, that's not…
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.

1482
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,958
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.

1483
01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,041
I need ginger.

1484
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,916
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,

1485
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,916
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.

1486
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,333
God, it fuckin' hurts.

1487
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,291
That got pretty epic back there,

1488
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:23,083
but… we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.

1489
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,666
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.

1490
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250
I was thinking, um…

1491
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,291
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.

1492
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,833
Say that again?

1493
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,291
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.

1494
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,333
So I want you there on my big day. Please.

1495
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:42,375
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?

1496
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,833
-All right. Let's--
-I mean that.

1497
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,125
-Let's go get you some Benadryl.
-Yeah, I'm fine.

1498
01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:49,000
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.

1499
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,875
<i>I send you out all night</i>
<i>and you come back with nothing?</i>

1500
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,166
<i>What is this guy, a ghost?</i>

1501
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,583
<i>There's too many people</i>
<i>on the streets talking.</i>

1502
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,166
<i>If word gets out that it's okay</i>
<i>to steal from me?</i>

1503
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,083
-<i>Fuck no.</i>
-Stop.

1504
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,208
-<i>I want my drugs back. Tonight.</i>
-Go back.

1505
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,250
Stop.

1506
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,875
-Fuck! There he is.
<i>-What?</i>

1507
01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,708
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.

1508
01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:09,125
-Pull up the address.
<i>-He's renting one of our properties?</i>

1509
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,666
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.

1510
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:14,583
<i>And you didn't recognize him?</i>
<i>What are you, a fuckin' idiot?</i>

1511
01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,541
He's a fucking dead man.

1512
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,375
Unbelievable.

1513
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,250
Holy shit, my feet hurt.

1514
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,541
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?

1515
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,166
-Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.

1516
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,833
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.

1517
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,041
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.

1518
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,041
It's a good idea, Mason. A real good idea.

1519
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,583
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.

1520
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,041
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?

1521
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,041
Ohh… Oh, that's right.

1522
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,125
What is this?

1523
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,291
-What's up?
-"Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?

1524
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,458
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?

1525
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,000
This is a fucking marketing campaign?

1526
01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:00,916
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.

1527
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.

1528
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,333
Bro, look at the angle on this.

1529
01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,541
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!

1530
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,041
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.

1531
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:15,708
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored

1532
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,083
that you commodified our life
just to sell shit?

1533
01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:20,916
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?

1534
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,958
I feel violated.

1535
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:24,708
-Hunter…
-You exploited us without our consent!

1536
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,458
For your own personal shit.

1537
01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:27,875
You're a monster, Joe.

1538
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:28,875
Now, that's enough.

1539
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,291
That is enough!

1540
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,958
-I'm not a monster!
-Joe.

1541
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,083
I don't feel Miami no more, man.

1542
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,750
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.

1543
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,583
You still in Miami.

1544
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.

1545
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.

1546
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,791
Fuck you, Joe.

1547
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,208
Fuck me? I'm… I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.

1548
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,708
Almost.

1549
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416
This is crazy, guys.

1550
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,166
-I trusted you, man.
-Hey. Hey.

1551
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,250
Out of all people, you…
you the one that should be on my side.

1552
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,833
After what you said, remember?

1553
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:11,625
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.

1554
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,375
Did you not say that to me?

1555
01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:16,208
I know he's all drugged up.

1556
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,375
There's no way you said that to him.

1557
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,166
-Tell him, Mason.
-Right?

1558
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791
Yeah.

1559
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,833
Yeah, you know what, Nick?

1560
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,375
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.

1561
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,458
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?

1562
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,166
It was just nice

1563
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:41,625
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged

1564
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:45,208
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.

1565
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:48,958
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.

1566
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,541
-That's how I show you--
-I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.

1567
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,666
Let it land.

1568
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,750
-Shut up, Joe!
-Shut the fuck up, Joe!

1569
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333
-Fair.
-You know what?

1570
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,458
-Your little project?
-Don't do that.

1571
01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,500
-Mmm?
-Hey, uh, okay, Nick?

1572
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,375
-I'm gonna tell you this one time.
-Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?

1573
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,708
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.

1574
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:11,208
-Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
-No, Nick, no--

1575
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,333
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?

1576
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,583
Goddamn it! You done did it.

1577
01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:16,791
Ah, shit!

1578
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:19,375
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.

1579
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,458
You…

1580
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,458
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?

1581
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,500
You a bad person, Joe.

1582
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,875
Yeah, you better walk away.

1583
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,625
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.

1584
01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:35,166
I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?

1585
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833
Joe, you gotta leave, man.

1586
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,750
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?

1587
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:53,250
Well, my name is still on that contract.

1588
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,666
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?

1589
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958
Mmm.

1590
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791
Aah.

1591
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,333
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.

1592
01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:12,833
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?

1593
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,666
Having such a bad day.

1594
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,833
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.

1595
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,125
Can't pay for shit.

1596
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,166
-God damn.
-What'd you just say?

1597
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,166
-Hmm?
-You said you can't pay for this?

1598
01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:25,541
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.

1599
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,458
Whoo!

1600
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,708
Whoo! Yeah!

1601
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,833
I know you fuckin' lyin'.

1602
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625
Hey!

1603
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,458
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!

1604
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,083
Shots! Shots! Shots!

1605
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:51,916
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!

1606
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,916
They're fuckin' robbers!

1607
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,458
Don't trust them!

1608
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,208
Aah!

1609
01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,958
I was having…

1610
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:09,083
Aah!

1611
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:11,458
Aah!

1612
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,708
-Hey, what the fuck was that?
-Yah!

1613
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,583
-Oh, shit!
-Surprise, bitches!

1614
01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,750
Guess who's back from Roofie Island?

1615
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,708
Oh my God!

1616
01:09:19,791 --> 01:09:21,458
-Everybody stay still!
-What the fuck?

1617
01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:25,166
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!

1618
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,208
-What, man?
-No!

1619
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,083
-Oh, fuck!
-Don't you fucking drink that!

1620
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,916
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!

1621
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,416
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.

1622
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,750
He drank it.

1623
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,583
-Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
-He's smashed.

1624
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,958
-Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
-He just looks like that!

1625
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,583
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!

1626
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,125
-Fuck this shit! I'm out.
-No, no…

1627
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:46,125
You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.

1628
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,041
-Put somethin' on his system.
-Noted!

1629
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,833
Get him some fuckin' water!

1630
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,458
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.

1631
01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,500
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.

1632
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,041
Easy way is real simple.

1633
01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,291
Give us our shit.

1634
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041
You mean

1635
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,750
<i>our </i>shit, yeah?

1636
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,958
-Oh, you want it?
-Well!

1637
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:08,958
-Somebody's smart about their choice.
-Want it?

1638
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,708
Oh, shit!

1639
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,500
Get off! Get off of me!

1640
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,000
Man, shut the fuck up!

1641
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,166
-Get his ass! Fuck him up.
-Get out! Get the fuck out!

1642
01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:24,916
-Y'all tryin' to kill me?
-Get the fuck out!

1643
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,791
-Get the fuck out!
-Get your fuckin' hands off me!

1644
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,291
<i>But now we're on stage</i>
<i>And a milli gets made</i>

1645
01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,958
<i>I need that, I need that, Greaze…</i>

1646
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,875
-Yes!
-Sit your ass down!

1647
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000
I'll fuck you up!

1648
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,958
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

1649
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,166
You die!

1650
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!

1651
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458
I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?

1652
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,083
Fuck you, bitches!

1653
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,291
Oh, shit!

1654
01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:07,000
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!

1655
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:25,625
<i>Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky</i>
<i>Plug said he want 16 for the pound</i>

1656
01:11:25,708 --> 01:11:27,541
<i>But I'm tryna get it</i>
<i>Under a rack like Saudi</i>

1657
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,958
<i>-Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy</i>
-Get his ass!

1658
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,750
<i>-Grills like Foreman</i>
-I'm getting the fuck out of here!

1659
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,375
Watch out! Oh!

1660
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,791
Get over here!

1661
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,833
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!

1662
01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,041
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!

1663
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,291
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!

1664
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:52,458
<i>I need that, I need that</i>
<i>I need that, I need that</i>

1665
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,208
I got your scrapbook back.

1666
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:57,208
It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'--

1667
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,875
What the fuck are you doing?

1668
01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,166
-I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
-Thought I was who?

1669
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,083
Drug guys, man.

1670
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,708
-What?
-They took Mason!

1671
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,583
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?

1672
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,541
-The wedding?
-Yeah.

1673
01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,541
-There was four of us, now three?
-I know Mason.

1674
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,416
-Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
-I know who the fuck Mason is!

1675
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,916
-They took him!
-I'm losing a lotta patience with you.

1676
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,833
-With me? You made us drug dealers!
-Yes.

1677
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,583
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.

1678
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:22,583
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin

1679
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:24,166
trying to move into their territory.

1680
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:26,625
-Who thinks that?
-They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.

1681
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,291
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.

1682
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,875
-What drugs?
-Yeah, "What drugs?"

1683
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,375
Yeah, what drug…
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?

1684
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,291
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.

1685
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,333
-I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
-You did!

1686
01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:41,916
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,

1687
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
they're gonna kill Mason.

1688
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:45,333
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.

1689
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:48,000
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.

1690
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,625
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.

1691
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,916
You sound like fuckin' idiots!

1692
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,625
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the…

1693
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,916
-Careful.
-The jet skis!

1694
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,791
-When you go down the stairs, make a left.
-Come on, come on!

1695
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,458
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, God.

1696
01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:09,208
-Over here, over here.
-How you open it?

1697
01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:10,791
Oh, the front.

1698
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,250
-Hold the top.
-Oh! Oh!

1699
01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:14,833
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.

1700
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:17,625
-I don't know about that math, man.
-Guys, what is it?

1701
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,041
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.

1702
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:21,375
Bunch of it, man.

1703
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,750
Oh, shit.

1704
01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,958
<i>You bitches have my drugs?</i>

1705
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,416
Yes, but… but listen, we… we have them,

1706
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,875
but I just wanna tell you that we--

1707
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:33,958
<i>Who's this?</i>

1708
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458
Um… This is Joe Nixon.

1709
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,583
<i>I told you</i>
<i>I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.</i>

1710
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,750
<i>Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.</i>

1711
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:44,625
-Oh, my…
-Okay, so here's the thing--

1712
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,166
-Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
-Oh, my…

1713
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,791
Oh, fuck, no.

1714
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,833
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call…
call him back and be Ricardo.

1715
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291
-It's not that easy.
-Just call Ricardo.

1716
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,625
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.

1717
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,833
-Chill out.
-It's not a different guy. It's a…

1718
01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,625
-It's him.
-What?

1719
01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,458
-Just--
-Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.

1720
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,750
-Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
-He's inside of him?

1721
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,875
-It sounded weird.
-Wait.

1722
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,708
It's not voluntary.

1723
01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,500
All right?
It only happens if I… if I do the shit.

1724
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,208
What?

1725
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583
Okay, so…

1726
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,125
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.

1727
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:28,375
-Come on, Joe, it's just… it's just coke.
-Yep, just get in there.

1728
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,291
For Mason.

1729
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,500
Oh.

1730
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041
-Whew!
-Oh.

1731
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916
Hah!

1732
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,625
-Whoo!
-Did it work?

1733
01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,458
Yeah, are you… are you Ricardo?

1734
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250
God, please speak Spanish.

1735
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,750
Buenos… buenos días.

1736
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,416
Hola, Ricardo?

1737
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,291
Hola? <i>¿Cómo estás?</i>

1738
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,666
No, still Joe.

1739
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,750
-Fuck!
-Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.

1740
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,000
Um… Do more.

1741
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:05,916
-Yeah.
-What?

1742
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,750
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.

1743
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:10,958
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.

1744
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,333
-No. No.
-Wait. What if Joe dies?

1745
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,291
That's a good point.

1746
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,875
What if Joe dies?
What if <i>Mason </i>dies, dawg?

1747
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,500
-You gotta just do it.
-I didn't put anything on my stomach.

1748
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,791
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.

1749
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,583
-Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
-Do more!

1750
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,916
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.

1751
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,583
-Then after that, another beat.
-A beat?

1752
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,125
-If I don't…
-What's he talking about?

1753
01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,916
-What are you talking about?
-Do more, man!

1754
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,375
-No, you gotta--
-Hey, fuck it.

1755
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,583
-You're doing more cocaine.
-No, no! Oh!

1756
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:35,291
-Do it!
-Oh, fuck!

1757
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,916
Oh. Oh!

1758
01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:41,208
What the fuck was that?

1759
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,458
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.

1760
01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:45,041
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?

1761
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,583
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.

1762
01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:49,541
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?

1763
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,541
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's--

1764
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458
Oh, shit.

1765
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791
Where did he get glasses from?

1766
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333
Did it work?

1767
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791
Are you Ricardo?

1768
01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,916
-Is he all right?
-Something happened. I don't know.

1769
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,000
-Say something.
-How you feelin'?

1770
01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:31,250
-Did you--
<i>-¡Cállate!</i>

1771
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208
We was trying to call you, man.

1772
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,583
Enough.

1773
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,291
Dial the fucking number.

1774
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,500
-Okay.
-Dial it.

1775
01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,208
-Yeah. Okay.
-Put it on "peaker" phone.

1776
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,416
-What?
-Put it on "peaker" phone.

1777
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,333
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.

1778
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,583
"Peaker" phone. There ya go.

1779
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,083
<i>This better be Ricardo.</i>

1780
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,166
<i>Sí.</i>

1781
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375
And you are?

1782
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041
<i>We both know who I am.</i>
<i>Do you have my drugs?</i>

1783
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,750
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

1784
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,041
-No, we have them.
-It depends.

1785
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,541
Depends on if you have my <i>niño</i>.

1786
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:07,916
That's "boy."

1787
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,708
-Hmm?
<i>-I have your </i>niño<i>.</i>

1788
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:10,875
Listen.

1789
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,875
You listen good.

1790
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,666
Oh, he's… he's negotiating.

1791
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:18,250
If there is one scratch… on him,

1792
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,625
<i>one </i>scratch,

1793
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,291
you and me, we gon' have a problem.

1794
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,833
Big problem.

1795
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,250
Hmm?

1796
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:30,666
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.

1797
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,041
You hear me?

1798
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,833
<i>Why don't I just kill him now?</i>

1799
01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:36,750
Fuck.

1800
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,000
I'll tell you why!

1801
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:40,708
Because you no want no war.

1802
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,375
I want war.

1803
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,333
I <i>love </i>war.

1804
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:48,250
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?

1805
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,208
Hmm?

1806
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,416
I already partner with the yakuza.

1807
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,791
They with me today.

1808
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,375
-No! Why are you saying that?
-Hmm.

1809
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,833
<i>You're full of shit.</i>
<i>I already have a deal with the yakuza.</i>

1810
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,125
I no lie!

1811
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:04,333
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?

1812
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,666
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.

1813
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,916
Why are you doing this, man? No.

1814
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:09,875
Yakuza.

1815
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583
Speak.

1816
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,958
Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.

1817
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,458
Boom.

1818
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041
Like a big bomb go off.

1819
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458
So now you listen to me.

1820
01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416
We are going to do a trade.

1821
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,541
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.

1822
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,166
-Hey, maybe you should--
-Hey.

1823
01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,416
-I would just--
-Yah!

1824
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,333
Oh!

1825
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:39,458
-What the fuck, dude?
-Enough.

1826
01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:40,958
Slapped the fuck outta you.

1827
01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:42,083
Silence.

1828
01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,291
Oh!

1829
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,333
Do we have a deal?

1830
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:46,750
-Ow! What?
-Huh?

1831
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,500
<i>Sending you a location</i>.

1832
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,458
-Aah.
-Oh, yes.

1833
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:52,625
You make the right decision.

1834
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,666
<i>I'm looking forward to settling</i>
<i>who the true king of Miami is.</i>

1835
01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:58,500
And I look forward to fucking your mother.

1836
01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:00,291
-What the fuck, man?
-Wait a minute.

1837
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,458
-Too far.
-What is that?

1838
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,916
-Ricardo!
-Don't fuck with Ricardo.

1839
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,166
That's great.

1840
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.

1841
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:08,875
Oh, it's an address.

1842
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:11,250
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.

1843
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,291
Get all of the drugs and just get out--

1844
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,333
Wait!

1845
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208
Hmm.

1846
01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:22,208
This is good.

1847
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083
If we are going to party,

1848
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.

1849
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208
And you, well, you will do the same.

1850
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,750
Hmm?

1851
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,958
<i>Estoy </i>

1852
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375
<i>El camino</i>

1853
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625
-Aah!
<i>-Yeah</i>

1854
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,333
<i>¡Vamos!</i>

1855
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,125
<i>Vamos</i>, yeah. I don't know.

1856
01:19:46,208 --> 01:19:48,458
<i>Hang on, I be gettin' to the money</i>

1857
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,625
<i>Everybody mad</i>

1858
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,500
<i>Think I'm gettin' too much money</i>

1859
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791
<i>Everybody mad</i>

1860
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:01,416
<i>The same ol' nigga from the block</i>

1861
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333
<i>The same old nigga with the pot</i>

1862
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,000
<i>The same old nigga from the trap</i>

1863
01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:10,458
<i>Everybody hated on him</i>
<i>Then he bounced right back</i>

1864
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:13,291
<i>I done spent</i>
<i>A whole lotta time overseas</i>

1865
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,250
<i>Doublin' my money</i>
<i>'Cause you know I want cheese</i>

1866
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,833
<i>I been in my hometown</i>
<i>Playin' with the keys</i>

1867
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:22,083
<i>When they fell off the boat</i>
<i>Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize</i>

1868
01:20:22,166 --> 01:20:25,000
<i>I know it's a whole lotta niggas</i>
<i>That was hatin'</i>

1869
01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:29,166
<i>All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's</i>

1870
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,708
-Ricardo, you good? You okay?
-Hmm?

1871
01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,208
No. The fucking coke wore off.

1872
01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:42,708
-What?
-I can feel my goddamn teeth.

1873
01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:44,666
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.

1874
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:45,750
-It's gone.
-Got it.

1875
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:49,083
-I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
-Do not take your dick out.

1876
01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,875
-It's long. They won't know what to do.
-Yo!

1877
01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:55,375
-You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
-Just follow my lead.

1878
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,125
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.

1879
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:00,875
Loco.

1880
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,708
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!

1881
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,041
Okay, okay.

1882
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666
<i>Papi</i>'s here.

1883
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416
Game's over.

1884
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083
So.

1885
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?

1886
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,291
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.

1887
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:24,000
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?

1888
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,458
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?

1889
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,875
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.

1890
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,500
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?

1891
01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:35,958
What kind of person are you?

1892
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:38,583
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive

1893
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,041
because he was a little person?

1894
01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,583
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person

1895
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,083
with his fucking clothes on?

1896
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:48,083
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.

1897
01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:51,583
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?

1898
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833
It's a simple fucking question.

1899
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833
Why are you clapping?

1900
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give… give me a gun.

1901
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,708
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.

1902
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:20,083
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.

1903
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,541
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.

1904
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875
-Oh my God!
-Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!

1905
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,416
Okay. All right.

1906
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,708
You wanna know the truth?

1907
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:33,875
I'm nobody.

1908
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:37,291
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party

1909
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,958
because I'm… I'm scared.

1910
01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:41,333
I'm scared to grow up, man.

1911
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,208
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.

1912
01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,458
It's some… it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.

1913
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,666
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.

1914
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,750
My name is Joe Nixon.

1915
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:53,625
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.

1916
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,791
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.

1917
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,958
-We had no idea.
-No idea.

1918
01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,500
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.

1919
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,875
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.

1920
01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:10,041
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,

1921
01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,583
and I'm scared.

1922
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708
That's my truth.

1923
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,875
All this is because…
you had a midlife crisis?

1924
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,916
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said… I gave you more examples.

1925
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,541
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord

1926
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,083
with a shitty fucking accent?

1927
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,625
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?

1928
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,416
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana

1929
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,041
with a stupid fucking accent!

1930
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,166
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?

1931
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,291
-What do you think you sound like?
-Joe.

1932
01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,291
No.

1933
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:44,833
-Are you a fucking moron?
-No--

1934
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:46,666
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,

1935
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,875
I… I do a really hilarious
African American accent.

1936
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,833
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?

1937
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:55,041
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.

1938
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:57,958
-That's… Okay, I get it.
-Are you a fuckin' moron?

1939
01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:01,166
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."

1940
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083
I miss you, <i>papi</i>.

1941
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,750
He's crying.

1942
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,833
He's fucking crying?

1943
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,125
You smell just like my father.

1944
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,916
Yeah. Yeah.

1945
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,625
You ain't had…
you ain't had a chance to get it out.

1946
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:35,958
Love you, <i>papi</i>.

1947
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041
Uh…

1948
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,208
Love… love you too.

1949
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.

1950
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,833
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.

1951
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,625
You see my son over here?

1952
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,708
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.

1953
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,166
Love you, Dad.

1954
01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:01,333
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.

1955
01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,791
Shut up. They don't call you that.

1956
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,750
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.

1957
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:07,291
-I even got the tattoo and everything.
-Okay, whatever, Jazz.

1958
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,708
-Jaze, Dad, with an E.
-No--

1959
01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:11,500
-Please, just say it.
-Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.

1960
01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:12,500
Go.

1961
01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,208
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's…

1962
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,750
What you guys have? I want that.

1963
01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:19,625
-He takes after his mother.
-Okay.

1964
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,041
Okay.

1965
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,458
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.

1966
01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,250
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,

1967
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,333
and that you wanna be with them forever.

1968
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,958
It's the most important thing.

1969
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,583
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.

1970
01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:40,583
-Welcome home, buddy.
-Oh!

1971
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,875
-We love you.
-Oh, my God.

1972
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,541
-Joey.
-Yeah?

1973
01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:47,291
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.

1974
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:48,958
Take the coat off.

1975
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:52,250
Yeah, no, abs… absolutely.

1976
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,500
You, uh… Yep, just…

1977
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,958
-That's it.
-You want the pants too?

1978
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:56,958
No, no, keep the pants.

1979
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,125
Joe, what is on your ass?

1980
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291
-That's shit.
-What?

1981
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:08,500
-Huh? What?
-That's shit.

1982
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,666
-I was worried.
-The gunshot. It's shit.

1983
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,416
-A scary situation.
-I did.

1984
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,875
-Oh my God.
-I did.

1985
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,000
You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.

1986
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,416
-Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
-October.

1987
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,750
It's July 7, Freshman.

1988
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,958
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.

1989
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500
It's not… it's not on Halloween, Freshman.

1990
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,833
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did

1991
01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,083
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.

1992
01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,541
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.

1993
01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,208
-Become a hero.
-Like Batman?

1994
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,875
-I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
-Yep.

1995
01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:45,625
-Right?
-Let him do his thing.

1996
01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:49,958
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh…
ruining your weekend, man.

1997
01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:53,125
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.

1998
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,291
Yeah.

1999
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:58,166
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.

2000
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,125
Wow.

2001
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:02,750
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.

2002
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,416
If I could just give you
a piece of information…

2003
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,416
It's not advice. It's just information.

2004
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,083
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curveballs at you.

2005
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,833
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions

2006
01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,625
that best suit you and what you have.

2007
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,916
But you protect this. Protect this circle.

2008
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,125
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.

2009
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583
I won't forget that.

2010
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.

2011
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,875
I mean it. For you. For any of you.

2012
01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:32,208
You too, Joe.

2013
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,625
-All of us.
-I don't need it.

2014
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:34,833
-We can do it.
-Let's do it.

2015
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,833
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.

2016
01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:38,833
-All right.
-Why not?

2017
01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:40,458
-Suit yourself.
-I'll take a hug.

2018
01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,208
-You wanna touch us?
-Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.

2019
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:45,916
-Let's do it, come on.
-All right.

2020
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,083
-Huh? Give me a hug.
-Yeah.

2021
01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:49,666
-Come on.
-You know what?

2022
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,250
This makes me feel Miami!

2023
01:27:59,625 --> 01:28:02,875
<i>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome</i>
<i>to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.</i>

2024
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,291
<i>For your continued safety</i>
<i>and the safety of those around you,</i>

2025
01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,666
<i>please keep your seatbelt fastened</i>…

2026
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,541
<i>…until the aircraft has come</i>
<i>to a complete stop at the gate.</i>

2027
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,708
<i>Sorry I wrecked your shit,</i>

2028
01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:16,666
<i>but I was able to save your hard drive</i>
<i>and I made this for your little ass.</i>

2029
01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:20,291
<i>They call me Big Elly, Big Silly</i>

2030
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:22,250
<i>Big Money, Big Willy…</i>

2031
01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083
This is good.

2032
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583
This is really good.

2033
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,625
<i>I need you all on the floor</i>

2034
01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,333
<i>Shut the door, no cap</i>

2035
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,958
<i>We'll go all night</i>
<i>Outta sight, dynamite, no cap…</i>

2036
01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:45,166
-Where is he?
-Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.

2037
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,250
<i>So, so, so, tell me no lies</i>

2038
01:28:47,333 --> 01:28:49,083
<i>Open up your eyes, hands to the sky</i>

2039
01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:50,750
<i>Uh-oh, why you so fine? </i>

2040
01:28:50,833 --> 01:28:53,000
<i>If you don't mind, baby</i>
<i>Turn up the vibes</i>

2041
01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,875
<i>Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes</i>

2042
01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:03,666
<i>Turn up the vibes</i>
<i>Turn up the vibes</i>

2043
01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:05,750
<i>Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes</i>

2044
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:07,541
<i>Turn up the vibes</i>
<i>Baby, turn up the vibes</i>

2045
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,333
<i>Keep bussin'</i>
<i>That three-piece bubble pack</i>

2046
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,208
<i>Sweet tea</i>
<i>Never with bass like Thundercat</i>

2047
01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,333
<i>Need someone like wifey</i>
<i>Drippin' like Icee</i>

2048
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,708
<i>Hot like light beam fire pack</i>

2049
01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:17,000
<i>Been a runner-up twice</i>
<i>She don't really wanna sightsee</i>

2050
01:29:17,083 --> 01:29:18,833
<i>Show me somethin' nice</i>
<i>And I'm comin' back</i>

2051
01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:20,791
<i>No hesi when it's time</i>
<i>Steady on the line</i>

2052
01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,916
-Shit.
<i>-See in my eyes I'm really likе that</i>

2053
01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:26,958
<i>If you don't mind, turn up the vibe</i>

2054
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,083
<i>-Go!</i>
-Aah! Hey.

2055
01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:30,166
Um, I…

2056
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,625
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?

2057
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,000
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.

2058
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,125
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"

2059
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,833
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,

2060
01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,625
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"

2061
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,500
And…

2062
01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,500
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.

2063
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:53,958
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,

2064
01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:58,041
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."

2065
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541
Like, both of my answers are yes.

2066
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?

2067
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,333
Okay, fair. Fair.

2068
01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:11,000
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.

2069
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,708
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.

2070
01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,833
Okay, well, what about your pitch?

2071
01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:19,125
What about the goin' away with
the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing?

2072
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,625
Fuck that pitch. I'm not…
I'm not worried about the pitch.

2073
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,541
I'm missin' it right now.

2074
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:26,583
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.

2075
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958
You know, becoming my own boss.

2076
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,500
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.

2077
01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,166
I can make my own rules. Relocate.

2078
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291
But that would just be
to be closer to you.

2079
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000
I love you, and I'm sorry.

2080
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750
I don't wanna lose you.

2081
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041
I'm sorry.

2082
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,875
Sorry.

2083
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333
Sorry.

2084
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,916
-I love you.
-Love you.

2085
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,041
I love you.

2086
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,416
<i>-Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?</i>
<i>-Happenin'</i>

2087
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,541
<i>-Girl, let's get this thing crackin'</i>
<i>-Crackin'</i>

2088
01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:09,291
<i>-You just bend it on over</i>
<i>-Over</i>

2089
01:31:09,375 --> 01:31:11,041
<i>I'll get behind and you make it wind</i>

2090
01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:13,333
<i>Jump in the line</i>
<i>Shake your body on mine </i>

2091
01:31:13,416 --> 01:31:14,750
<i>Ba-dong-bong-bong…</i>

2092
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,750
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?

2093
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:19,083
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.

2094
01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:20,500
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?

2095
01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:21,583
-Hi.
-Hi, good to see you.

2096
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:25,208
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.

2097
01:31:25,291 --> 01:31:28,250
<i>-Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!</i>
-Barry.

2098
01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,666
<i>-Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.</i>
-No. Barry.

2099
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,333
-<i>We just bought some cocaine.</i>
-Bye, Barry.

2100
01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,958
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!

2101
01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:36,083
-Yeah.
-We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.

2102
01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:38,041
-I know. Beautiful.
-Right? Okay.

2103
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,250
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,

2104
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,250
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.

2105
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:43,333
-Oh.
-'Cause I'm your boss.

2106
01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,708
-And it's my company.
-Right.

2107
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,083
-I will fire you.
-True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.

2108
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,416
-Okay.
-Old!

2109
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,375
"Unc"?

2110
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:52,708
You really made a big impact
with these boys.

2111
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:55,916
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.

2112
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,666
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.

2113
01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:01,125
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes. Good kids.

2114
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,041
Hi, lovely lady.

2115
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:05,541
-I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
-Have at it.

2116
01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:06,833
-Hold on.
-I'll return him.

2117
01:32:06,916 --> 01:32:08,416
Hey. Look, don't take me away.

2118
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:11,000
-Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
-Boys, let's go.

2119
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,958
-You supposed to be out.
-Yeah!

2120
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,791
-Come on.
-All right.

2121
01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,041
Uh… Okay, okay.

2122
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,791
-Wait, shots.
-Whoa!

2123
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,750
-Yes, please.
-I'm gonna say it.

2124
01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:22,750
-Uh…
-Mmm. Emotional check-in time.

2125
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,375
-Oh!
-Ooh!

2126
01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,750
-Okay!
-Oh!

2127
01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:27,375
-I'll start. I got you.
-You're starting?

2128
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,458
I feel married.

2129
01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:30,750
Whoo!

2130
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:31,833
-Hey! Okay.
-Yeah.

2131
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,875
Hey, uh… I feel like I'm, uh,

2132
01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:35,833
employed.

2133
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,125
For now.

2134
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:38,875
-Okay. Okay, for now.
-Finally!

2135
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,291
I feel…

2136
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,041
out of my slump.

2137
01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:43,791
Yeah, that's big.

2138
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,791
That's real big.

2139
01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:46,791
-I feel married, really.
-Why?

2140
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,250
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,

2141
01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:50,458
and I wanna get married too.

2142
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,958
-Right! That's good.
-Yeah!

2143
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,125
Um…

2144
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,291
I feel…

2145
01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:59,125
<i>Shake, shake, shake, señora</i>
<i>Shake it left and right, right…</i>

2146
01:32:59,208 --> 01:33:01,291
…like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.

2147
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:05,000
Whoa!

2148
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,791
<i>-My girl got a big old booty</i>
<i>-Yeah</i>

2149
01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,541
<i>-Your girl got little booty</i>
<i>-Oh no</i>

2150
01:33:11,625 --> 01:33:13,541
<i>-My girl got a big old booty</i>
<i>-Yeah</i>

2151
01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:15,833
<i>-Your girl got little booty, oh no</i>
<i>-Baby got back</i>

2152
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666
Oh no.

2153
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,625
Oh no…

2154
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,541
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!

2155
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,416
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.

2156
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,583
-Hands on your head!
-No!

2157
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,791
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.

2158
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,083
-No, it should be no jail time--
-Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.

2159
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,458
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.

2160
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,541
You 'bout to be somebody li'l bitch!

2161
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:41,041
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the…

2162
01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,958
the eyes and the voice?

2163
01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:45,500
Like… "Ooh! Waah-aah…"

2164
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,083
"Ooh…"

2165
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:50,375
He can't do that. He can't do that shit.

2166
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,458
-Don't do that to me. Fuck.
-Come on!

2167
01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:55,708
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.

2168
01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,375
But she fucked another guy.

2169
01:33:57,458 --> 01:33:59,500
Like, she put her dick… Oh, let me…

2170
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,625
But that's not enough.

2171
01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,208
-Now you throw the real coat on.
-You're not gonna drink both.

2172
01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:06,708
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both…

2173
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,458
No…

2174
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,791
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.

2175
01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,208
I'm saying you… you look good.

2176
01:34:14,291 --> 01:34:16,000
-You too.
-Thank you.

2177
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:18,708
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.

2178
01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:21,208
-Okay. Okay.
-Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?

2179
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:24,833
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.

2180
01:34:24,916 --> 01:34:25,791
Why?

2181
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,125
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?

2182
01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,208
-Grab a dick!
-Why are they still hard?

2183
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,625
-I feel mine's on the smaller side.
-You don't get to pick your dick, man.

2184
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,708
-Your dick chooses you.
-That's how it is, man.

2185
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,916
El Rey de Miami.

2186
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,083
Hmm?

2187
01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,291
-Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
-No.

2188
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,375
-Slip it in.
-No… No, you don't slip nothin'--

2189
01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:51,458
-Oh, my God, it's going in.
-No, that… No, it's not.

2190
01:34:51,541 --> 01:34:52,625
-Aah!
-That--

2191
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:53,791
-Huh?
-That's enough.

2192
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:55,708
-Okay. Let--
-That was good. Let's do it again.

2193
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,041
-What was good? Nothin' happened.
-Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?

2194
01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,458
I use teeth, but they're soft.

2195
01:34:59,541 --> 01:35:01,291
What the f… No!

2196
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:07,458
Yakuza man!

2197
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,208
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.

2198
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:17,375
-Ricardo Montana!
-Ricardo Montana!

2199
01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,250
Ricar--

2200
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,250
Montana! Yaah!

2201
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,125
What was that?

2202
01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,625
-He didn't even try.
-I am trying.

2203
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625
Been watching him practice for two hours.

2204
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,000
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.

2205
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,833
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.

2206
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,458
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.

2207
01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,458
Need a little boost?

2208
01:35:44,541 --> 01:35:45,958
Come on, hop in the car.

2209
01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:48,291
There you go!

2210
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,333
Oh!