1 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:11,250 On the butt side, so fit. 2 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:15,530 I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again. 3 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,470 There he is. 4 00:00:18,470 --> 00:00:19,470 Welcome back. 5 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:20,510 Thank you, sir. 6 00:00:20,570 --> 00:00:23,310 Happy to be here. Ran to ace my second chance. 7 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:26,610 It's just, for the long sleeves, not fair. 8 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:31,450 You fell as far as you could without getting about. You have to earn your way 9 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:32,450 back to short sleeves. 10 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,940 I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol. 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,760 For a little while. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:43,480 So, what's happening? Am I writing solo, or are you pairing me with someone? 13 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:46,440 It's not really my call to make. 14 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,240 But you know the answer. 15 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,660 I don't really have time to tell you. But you won't, because UCs have a blood 16 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:57,880 bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse. So, fill it. 17 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:00,330 I'm just the messenger. 18 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:01,830 I don't understand. 19 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,410 You won't be riding with me anymore. 20 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:04,589 Then who? 21 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:06,150 You're going to be training Penn. 22 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,189 Are you kidding? 23 00:01:07,190 --> 00:01:11,490 Not only do I have to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work. Not 24 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:14,750 only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day 25 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,750 for the next six months. 26 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:19,930 I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't tinker as 27 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:23,270 she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers. I'm getting stuck with a Texas 28 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:27,250 lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons. 29 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:28,940 Yeah. Yes. 30 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:33,780 And 31 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:40,860 you 32 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:44,960 heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today. He said those actual 33 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:49,000 words. Yes. Even the last time it took him over a week to order the part. 34 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,000 Hey, I put the fear of God. 35 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,580 It'll be done by fire. 36 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:59,440 Luna, my favorite, room 314 is imploding. Of course it is. I knew we 37 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,360 were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up. 38 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,440 I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the rest of 39 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,039 them. I'm sure they'll get right on that. 40 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,420 I don't think we've met. 41 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:15,160 Right. Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade. 42 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,000 Nice to meet you. Good to meet you. 43 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,780 I don't think I've seen you around here before. 44 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,920 I just started a couple months ago. Spent the last five years working for 45 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:22,920 Doctors Without Borders. 46 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,270 Noble. It's nothing compared to what you do every day. 47 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:30,850 I'm doing assessments at 314. Ask for me. Tell them I got carried off by a 48 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,850 twister. 49 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,090 Nice guy. 50 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:38,170 He makes us all look like underachievers. 51 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:43,290 Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in, which you should probably go do 52 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:46,050 now or else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today. 53 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,450 Look, Nolan and I have thought about how to train Miles going forward. Keep him. 54 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:24,590 You both had your chance. 55 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:28,270 What are you going to tell me that I don't already know? He's a cowboy 56 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:33,230 because he's insecure? That was clear to some of us on day one. Now he is a hot 57 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:36,690 mess who's going to hit the street so scared to make a mistake that he will 58 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:40,970 panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits. So, no, I will chart my own 59 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,970 course. Thank you. 60 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:46,710 I think he's got it handled. 61 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:56,480 What? Good morning. Did you mean to get off here? 62 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,460 Task force floor. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted. 63 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,840 Everything okay? 64 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,240 Yeah, yeah. 65 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,680 I don't know. 66 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:13,100 I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses. 67 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,120 That doesn't necessarily mean anything. 68 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,519 No, of course not. 69 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:19,260 I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. 70 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:22,710 You have heard this. 71 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,590 Sir, 72 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:33,230 if I may, there are two paths you can take here. The first is talk to your 73 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:36,130 wife. Odds are there's a very simple explanation. 74 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:42,290 The second is, you know, snoop. I highly recommend the first. 75 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,290 Thank you. 76 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,410 Just had to see me or is there a problem? 77 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,050 Your mom. 78 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:57,710 Now what did she do? 79 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,130 Well, have you not been following our group chat? 80 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:04,490 No, I muted that thing. It's like you set it up in three of us. I know I have 81 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:07,810 a problem with communication. This is not funny. Your mom has texted us 11 82 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:12,370 times in the past hour and you're being radio silent. So I have to answer. No, 83 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:16,450 you really don't. You don't. It's not your job to fill the silence. 84 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,530 In fact, the sooner you stop. 85 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,340 The sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurring pictures of 86 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:25,420 relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around. 87 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,600 So you are following the thread? 88 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,680 I may have seen one or two. 89 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,820 Mm-hmm. I'll text you, okay? 90 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:34,260 Not your way to carry. 91 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:35,620 She was my mom. 92 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,260 Okay. Thank you. Yeah. I'll ask. 93 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,580 Mm-hmm. 94 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,620 Oh, howdy, Detective Harper. 95 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:51,230 I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you. You want your 96 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:52,430 nickname to be asked, yes, sir? 97 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,650 No, ma'am. Then rethink your approach. 98 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:56,550 Yes, ma'am. 99 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:02,790 So what is your goal for the next six months of training? 100 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:04,150 Learn from my mistakes. 101 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,090 Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle. 102 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,330 So play it safe? 103 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,490 I'm one screw up away from getting bounced. 104 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,230 What am I supposed to do? 105 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:26,750 Okay, so here's how today is going to go. 106 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:29,130 You are the CO. 107 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,170 I am the rookie. 108 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,470 I don't know, sir. 109 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:36,170 You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on 110 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:40,030 every call we get. And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are 111 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,090 worth my effort. 112 00:06:41,430 --> 00:06:42,430 Yes, ma'am. 113 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:46,950 I'm just going to stick with it. 114 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,630 This is nice. 115 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:52,310 Back together again. 116 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:54,410 Is that the pressure of being evaluated? 117 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:57,530 I can really let my freak flag fly. 118 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:05,610 No, not that I have one. Like a freak flag. No hidden freak agenda over here. 119 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:06,749 Uh-huh. 120 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:07,750 Don't worry. 121 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,150 Here's freak red tape with me. 122 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,630 Wait, what? 123 00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:11,990 Oh, I see. 124 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:14,850 No, no, but seriously, I have no freak red. 125 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:19,130 7-9-15-2-11 at 4-7-1-6-3 San Vicente. 126 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:20,830 Copy that. Two is responding. 127 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:22,330 Hit it, super freak. 128 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,840 Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you? 129 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,860 We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in, stole 130 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,780 all of our equipment, and shot the place up. 131 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Okay, filming what? 132 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:21,200 Minion erotica. Heck, not the time. 133 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:26,680 It's called dropout TV. We do shows based around improv comedy. I own the 134 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,880 company. Oh, there he goes. He owns the place. He owns the place. 135 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:31,900 There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but either Bob... Jacob. 136 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,419 I act like I'm pet to myself. 137 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:37,480 Okay, can we just stay on track? Doubtful. Sorry. No. Sorry. 138 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,899 We won't. 139 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:42,299 Right. I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of 140 00:08:42,299 --> 00:08:43,299 them separately. 141 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:43,859 Mm-hmm. 142 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:46,500 And you can put your hands down. 143 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,700 Oh, thank God. 144 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,180 All right. In your own words, just tell me what happened. 145 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,379 Wow. Okay, yeah. 146 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:55,620 I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school. 147 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:58,260 Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place? 148 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,480 Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at 149 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,200 the studio when the crime occurred. Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom. 150 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,800 You're a witness, not a suspect. 151 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I could have committed the crime. 152 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,470 I could have been, you know, like, colluding. 153 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,710 Were you? I thought you said it wasn't the suspect. 154 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:14,250 Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime. No, I didn't. I'm panicking. 155 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:17,070 I'm panicking. Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today. 156 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:19,850 I probably did some of my best, most important work of my career. 157 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,390 My Dame Judy butthole bit? 158 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:26,410 Killed. Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities? Yeah, 159 00:09:26,470 --> 00:09:31,290 when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham? 160 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:37,240 I'm here to rob your plate. Or maybe he was an appellation here, Billy, with a 161 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,240 sinus infection. 162 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,320 I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first? No. 163 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:46,340 Okay, so I just need like a regular, not funny person's opinion of this. Like, 164 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:50,080 which version is funnier? A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's 165 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:50,859 holding in a sneeze? 166 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:54,820 Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egress? 167 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,400 And don't answer yet. I have to show you. 168 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:02,300 Perhaps it was a vampire from down under who has really bad anxiety. 169 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:05,020 I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared. 170 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,860 Oh, it's kind of coming back to me. The suspect's license plate? No, my Dame 171 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,840 Judy butthole bit. Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me? 172 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,560 Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me. And then I started 173 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,200 Dropout TV? What was your question again? 174 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:23,480 Hey, hi. I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have 175 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,160 dropped their wallet when they were robbing the control room. Wait, I know 176 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,160 you. 177 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:28,680 You're the drone kid. 178 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:29,599 Dax, Dan. 179 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,400 Dash, but close enough. 180 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,720 He let you use the drone? He straight up told me no. 181 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,340 Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Rice in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail 182 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:40,740 purposes. Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting? We had an HR meeting? 183 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,780 I need a background check on Mark Wyatt. 184 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,520 I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom. Yeah, that didn't work out, so 185 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,520 we moved to L.A. 186 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:51,680 My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would 187 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,480 expect. So I got a part-time job with these lunatics. Lovely people. 188 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:59,620 Well, I went to graduate high school. We're suspect Mark Wyatt has prior 189 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:04,100 assaults and for public nudity. At the same time, what would that look like? 190 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,860 I've been thinking about it. I feel like... No, no, no. It's an emergency. 191 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,620 All right, we're going to go pick him up. 192 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:11,060 And we'll be in touch. 193 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,260 Lots of luck. 194 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:16,980 Aw. 195 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,300 Um, tell me the six rules of a trap cut out. 196 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,480 Why'd you do that? 197 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,140 Because my training ops are asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police 198 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,300 scanner and not just wait for dispatch calls. 199 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,780 Yes? 200 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:40,280 When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to 201 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,360 different scenarios. With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the 202 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:49,280 calls they choose can be illustrious. Armed suspect just abandoned his car on 203 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,660 freeway. He's shooting! Watch out, he's running! 204 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,620 The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict. And that's the record. 205 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:03,540 Penny, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call? Travel time to call is 206 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:08,000 approximately 15 minutes. A shots fired call means that every available unit in 207 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,420 the area will respond. 208 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:13,940 As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking 209 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:17,440 for shell casings in the hot sun for the next five hours. 210 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,400 Right. I mean, uh, good answer. 211 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,420 Let's look for a closer call. 212 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,360 All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust. 213 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,600 211 in progress. 214 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:30,030 Bank robbery? Hot damn, we're taking that one, right? Yes, sir. 215 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:32,350 Although... Although what? 216 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:36,950 A thoughtful CO might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured 217 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:41,410 in minutes. And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be 218 00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:46,910 prudent to focus on the bank robber's possible escape route and intercept. 219 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,970 In case they manage to get away before police arrive. 220 00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:53,930 So the route they would take to escape would be? 221 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:58,370 They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the 222 00:12:58,370 --> 00:12:59,470 chaos of Los Angeles District. 223 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,470 Which means that they would have to drive up? George Street. 224 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,060 Please. Please help. 225 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,260 I think she's dying. 226 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,960 I think she's dying. 227 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,100 Okay, 228 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,680 we have two GSW victims. 229 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,560 Patient number one, GSW, in the left upper quadrant abdomen. 230 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,320 Now, worstly descended and firm. 231 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,640 Critically unstable. Recommend OR stat. 232 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,700 I'll stay with them. Sounds right. You investigating this one? 233 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,920 No, we are. 234 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:59,040 That is sweet, but you are the hot shot detective. I'm just a lowly patrol 235 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:02,240 officer. You're still a detective, but I get your point. 236 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,060 Did either of them mention the third bank robber? 237 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:08,620 No, I didn't realize there was one. Yeah, security guards said there were 238 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:11,500 three of them all masked and armed. Their robber disappeared when the 239 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,900 shooting started, must have laid low as the other two escaped and snuck away 240 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 into the chaos afterwards. 241 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:19,180 We're pulling security footage now. Hopefully we can get a before and after 242 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,180 the mask came off. 243 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,820 How's your rookie? 244 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,680 I don't know yet. 245 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,120 You know you can't bounce him from the program, right? 246 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,240 What? I was looking forward to it. He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla. 247 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,380 You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol. 248 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:37,260 Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss, and you can't give I.A. a reason to 249 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,620 punish you more or worse, fire you. 250 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,380 Lieutenant. 251 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:46,880 Hey, um, you all right? I mean, other than uniform. 252 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:51,100 Yeah, we caught two bank robberies thus far. Penn is in there watching over them 253 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,320 while they get prepped for surgery. 254 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,519 You here to see Luna? 255 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,140 Yeah, I'm on. Take her out to lunch. 256 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,680 Sweet. 257 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,800 Excuse me. 258 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640 Luna. 259 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:10,280 Hey, what are you doing here? 260 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,940 Thought I'd take my wife to lunch. 261 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,820 Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver is about to do his assessments, and I accompany 262 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:21,020 in case any patient advocate questions come up. You can join us, but it's going 263 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,340 to be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to see in a day. 264 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,900 You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day. 265 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,280 Good point. 266 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,980 I shouldn't be too late. Why don't we go to dinner? 267 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,360 I'll make a date you can't keep. 268 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,120 I can keep it. 269 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,240 All right, good. 270 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,360 It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch. 271 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:47,380 Um, look, Luna, um... Hey, we need help. 272 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,660 Let me guess. You're glued together. 273 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,360 You say that like it happens a lot? 274 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800 More than you know. 275 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,440 Did you drive here like that? 276 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,200 Well, we didn't take the bus. 277 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:01,440 Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hand that you were 278 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,540 engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky. 279 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,020 No, no, no, no. 280 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,220 She was just caressing my face. 281 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:10,460 Why, you choked her. 282 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,160 Not all joking is non-consensual. 283 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,780 I'm going to go get the doctor. 284 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040 Wait, wait. 285 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,340 Please tell me there is not glue on your hand. 286 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,760 I wish that. 287 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,880 Why can't you just come in here? Because I'm mad at you. 288 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:57,000 It's not enough that I have a busy day, I have to run damage control on your 289 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,260 dysfunction. I was trying to take my mom off your plate. 290 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,400 By telling her to not contact me? 291 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:05,640 I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has 292 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,640 become. 293 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,040 Alright, I'll text her. No, hey, come on, please. 294 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,279 Call her. 295 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,619 Today, okay? An actual human conversation. 296 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,260 I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday. 297 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:29,460 How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this 298 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,460 morning. 299 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,400 Convenient? It's such lazy framing. 300 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,820 The universe is an infinitely complicated place. 301 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,360 You show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible. 302 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:42,140 The sheer amount of things happening on a single day. 303 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,240 Number in the sextillion. 304 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,680 Okay, that's a made-up number. No, it's not. 305 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,020 The sextillion is a thousand trillion. 306 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:54,110 And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people, I'm probably 307 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,350 way underestimating. 308 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,050 No, I'm definitely underestimating. 309 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,250 There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world. 310 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:05,550 It's over 1 billion per person. 311 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:10,590 So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then 312 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,650 dropping it at a crime scene isn't unlikely. 313 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:14,890 Statistically, it's almost a given. 314 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:17,610 We're still going to put you in the lineup and see if the victims can 315 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,610 identify you. 316 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,240 That's fair. 317 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,360 How many of that quintillion? 318 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,920 Quintillion insects are spiders? 319 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,260 Oh, at least a quadrillion. 320 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,820 There's 53,000 species. 321 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,960 They're on every continent except Antarctica. 322 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,000 We might have to move to Antarctica. 323 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,660 Not today, though, right? No. 324 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,320 Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery. 325 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:52,010 It's just like the movies. With as much diversity. 326 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,030 Check test. 327 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:58,490 All right. We are about to show you a lineup of six men. The person or persons 328 00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:02,070 involved in the robbery may or may not be among them. 329 00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:05,930 Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone. 330 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:11,210 But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other. 331 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:11,869 Do you understand? 332 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:12,870 Yes, Daddy. 333 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,380 Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about 334 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:21,320 himself in the third person, and he probably kisses his immediate family on 335 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320 the phone. 336 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,820 Okay, 337 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:26,980 wait, but number three is sort of giving like, hey, I'm Chad. I completely 338 00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:30,380 misunderstood the message of Fight Club, and I don't understand why my Native 339 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,840 American Halloween costume shows this. 340 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,420 Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with 341 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,319 protein powder. 342 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,880 Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house. 343 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:40,650 Okay, guys, let's try to focus. 344 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,150 I mean, this should be fairly easy. 345 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:45,150 Do you guys recognize anyone or not? 346 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:49,370 Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size. 347 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:53,270 You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us. 348 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:54,890 Yeah. 349 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,490 Number one, could you please repeat the phrase? 350 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:01,750 Shut up and get on the ground. 351 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:03,570 Okay. I'm going to press with the performance. 352 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,150 Could use a little more pizzazz. 353 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,890 I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in L.A. that 354 00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:08,890 could do a better job than that. 355 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,050 So, question. 356 00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:13,610 Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want? No. They're only 357 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,970 going to say what was said at the robbery. 358 00:20:16,450 --> 00:20:17,570 You guys thinking what I'm thinking? 359 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,090 Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speaking of the 360 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,570 fugitive? No. Contestant number one. 361 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,190 Suspect number one, you do not have to do that. 362 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,390 I would like it if you did. 363 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,390 I would like it if you did. I'll do it. 364 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,850 I love the fugitive. 365 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:33,170 Floor's all yours. 366 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,750 What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search. 367 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:43,190 Of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, 368 00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:45,510 outhouse, and doghouse in that area. 369 00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:48,890 He's really good. Absolutely good. Bravo. 370 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,690 Can we see a chemistry rate between four and two? 371 00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:55,890 Okay, okay, okay. 372 00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,150 Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery? I mean, if 373 00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:02,330 we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff? 374 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:04,430 No. Can we make them kiss? Ooh, can we make them kiss? 375 00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,290 Can we see a kiss between four and two? 376 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:07,570 That would equal six. 377 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:10,980 It's odd. 378 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,240 Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone. Do you remember the brand 379 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,240 you used? Yes. 380 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,340 I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend. 381 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,240 Heavy-duty stuff. 382 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,560 Yeah. I can't really remember the exact name. Well, surgery is a last resort, 383 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,920 but without identifying the exact adhesive you used, I'm not sure how else 384 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,899 to proceed. 385 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,480 Can someone go by your house and get it? 386 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,680 No, not really. 387 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,480 I'm happy to do it. Give me your address. 388 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,860 No, that's not necessary. 389 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,040 That's super nice, though. Oh, my God, the nicest. Thank you. But we just, we 390 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,900 could not thought of you. Listen up. You are glued to my wife. 391 00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:49,380 The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me. 392 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,760 So give me your address. 393 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,880 Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see. 394 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:58,180 Something that has to do with this, perhaps. 395 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:04,280 I swear, I don't know what that is. It's a firing pin for a handgun. Oh, my God. 396 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:08,320 Crazy. The question is, are the two of you covered with them? 397 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,000 So, Finley is out of surgery. We should be able to talk to her soon. But the 398 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,220 girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table. 399 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,900 Damn. 400 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,620 Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with a former Green Beret working as a 401 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,620 security guard. 402 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,760 Hey, as my rookie, shouldn't you be doing the paperwork? 403 00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,160 Yeah, had to give it a shot. 404 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,920 All right, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley. We should get 405 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,779 back out on patrol. 406 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:43,240 Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley. 407 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,940 Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through Bankfoot and trying to figure 408 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,460 out how the third robber escaped. 409 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:54,180 And as our former partner, future partner, she trusts your detective 410 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,180 skills. Exactly. 411 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,500 And unfortunately for you, I still need my T.O. to show me how it's done. 412 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,520 Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating 413 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,300 suspects, and I'm not. 414 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,680 Only way to become an expert is to do the work. And as someone whose instincts 415 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:18,100 are to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you handle something 416 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,020 that requires nuance and delicacy. 417 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,000 Hey. Hey. How long's she been awake? 418 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,400 A couple minutes. 419 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,340 Anyone tell her about her partner? 420 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,780 I know I didn't. 421 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,820 Can I ask you one question? 422 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200 Sure. 423 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,560 What's the worst mistake I can make in that? 424 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:45,260 Don't make it a competition. 425 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:46,720 You versus her. 426 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,440 You guys are on the same side. 427 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:49,980 Yes, ma'am. Got it. Thanks. 428 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,480 Finley? 429 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,280 I'm Officer Penn. This is Detective Harper. 430 00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:00,470 We brought you in? Yeah, I remember. 431 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:04,270 Josefa, no one will tell me. 432 00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:10,310 I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery. She had lost too much blood. 433 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:16,710 No. 434 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,410 Why did he have to shoot her? 435 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,630 He didn't have to shoot her. Her guns weren't real. 436 00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:23,150 But they looked real. 437 00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:24,650 People were terrified. 438 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,580 It's not fair. She only did it because of me. 439 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,280 Why? 440 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,660 I've seen your history. It's spotless. 441 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,380 I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford. 442 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,280 Be grateful. 443 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,700 You want to know why we robbed that bank? 444 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,060 I am $200,000 in debt. 445 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,820 And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan. 446 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,520 It's higher now than it was when I started. 447 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:59,820 What hope did we have at a happy life together? 448 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:03,880 Working two jobs just to barely stay above water. 449 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760 Listen, I get it. 450 00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:09,920 I lived in my car until a few months ago. Debt is no joke. 451 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,900 And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you. 452 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:20,160 But if you want any hope of leniency, any, you need to tell us who your other 453 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,860 partner was in the robbery. It was just me and Ava. We know that there was a 454 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:24,860 third person that got away. 455 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:26,650 We're going to find them eventually. 456 00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:29,090 But you have an opportunity to help yourself here. 457 00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:31,010 I strongly urge you to take it. 458 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,690 I don't deserve help. 459 00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:36,530 Dave is dead because of me. 460 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,170 Hey, what are you doing here? 461 00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:48,150 Hey, a dropout guy's made me drive him. Something about a lineup? 462 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,350 Right, but they left. 463 00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:52,790 Are you kidding? 464 00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:54,590 That's why Sam asked for the... 465 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,080 Minivan, please. Okay. 466 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,840 Sorry, can your mom pick you up? Yeah, I can call her. 467 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,360 Did they help you at all with the lunch? 468 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,720 No? Stupid question. Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic because 469 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,640 they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get on a lifeboat. 470 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,360 Look, don't take this the wrong way, but why do you work with those guys? 471 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,420 They pay me surprisingly well. 472 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,940 Uh, Nolan, I'm sorry. Are you free? Yeah, I can be. I'll see you later? 473 00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:20,140 Yep. 474 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,120 So, great call. 475 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:27,220 Luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling 476 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:27,939 ghost guns. 477 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:30,880 The judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at 478 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,120 their house. While they remain glued to Luna? That's going to have to be our 479 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,460 secondary assignment, identifying the adhesive they've been using to assemble 480 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,640 the ghost guns so we can get them all separated. 481 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 And who are these people? 482 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:46,640 Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson. Neither of them have a criminal record, but at 483 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,080 one point or another, they've both filed restraining orders against each other. I 484 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,360 checked out their social media. They are both gun enthusiasts, obviously in a 485 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,000 toxic relationship who share an inability to think things through. 486 00:26:56,300 --> 00:27:00,840 Wow. Yeah. Today is an odd one. Right? Wait, why? What's going on with you? I 487 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,760 can't even explain, not without crying. 488 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,440 Juarez, we're on the move. 489 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:05,660 Coming. 490 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,060 I, uh, let Mark White go. 491 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:12,870 His girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday, and he 492 00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:16,130 was very understanding about our confusion and happy to get his wallet 493 00:27:16,130 --> 00:27:17,510 back once we had it fingerprinted. 494 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,790 Hey, you want to ride with me? 495 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:21,310 Can I? 496 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,230 Traitor. 497 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:31,030 So did he call his mom? 498 00:27:31,330 --> 00:27:32,330 I don't know. 499 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:33,690 I don't think so. 500 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:37,550 I don't have much confidence that even if he does, it'll make things better. 501 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:40,140 Okay, we're coming up to it. 502 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,060 What's 503 00:27:48,060 --> 00:28:01,420 up? 504 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,460 Three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner. 505 00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:13,690 And by stuff you mean guns among other things so do we want to go right at them 506 00:28:13,690 --> 00:28:17,050 or try something more cuddle a little bit of both 507 00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:44,530 All the legs spread. 508 00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:49,030 That could not have worked out better. 509 00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:56,150 Looks like we found our adhesive. 510 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,650 Oh, I wouldn't touch that. 511 00:28:58,010 --> 00:28:59,010 Good idea. 512 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,590 Hey, guys, I got this down here. 513 00:29:00,790 --> 00:29:01,970 Go inside and clear the house. 514 00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:05,950 Nolan sent a photo of the glue. Thank God. 515 00:29:06,670 --> 00:29:09,450 Oh, did he see anything else while he was there? 516 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:15,240 Hey, I just got the exact epoxy that he used. Great. 517 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:25,840 By the way, earlier that day, I found these in the bathroom. You wouldn't 518 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,340 happen to know who they belong to, would you? 519 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:29,480 Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these. 520 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920 What would you say you found them? 521 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,200 I don't know. 522 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,680 I'm sorry. You can't go there. You can't go in there. The hell I can't. You're 523 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,300 going to have to shoot me to stop me. Ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second. Your 524 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:54,660 granddaughter has been arrested for a very serious crime. My granddaughter has 525 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:55,660 also been shot. 526 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:59,560 And I am the only family she's got, so you are going to let me into that room. 527 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,560 Yes, ma'am, we can do that. But I need you to do something for me. 528 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:06,540 Finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened. 529 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,160 Finley needs a lawyer. 530 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,140 I've got one on the way. Now let me see her. Of course. But Detective Harper is 531 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,740 going to pat you down and hold on to your purse. 532 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:16,980 Whatever. 533 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320 Arms up. 534 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:39,700 Oh, baby. 535 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,860 I'm so sorry. 536 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,460 I'm so sorry. What's going on? 537 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,540 Uh, Finley's grandma just got here. 538 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:51,100 Great. I don't need to make a separate trip. When the feds finished processing 539 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,000 the prints from the bank, one set set out. 540 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,160 Although the last bank she robbed was in 1983. 541 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920 Get out. 542 00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:58,960 Finley's mama? 543 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,540 Yeah, she did a nickel for it. 544 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,680 Got out and never robbed another bank. 545 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,300 Until today. 546 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:19,250 Maeve. It's all my fault. They did everything right in life, and still, 547 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,810 they were struggling so much. 548 00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,450 It wasn't right. 549 00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:28,110 Put your hand behind your back. No, please. 550 00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:30,390 No. 551 00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:33,230 It wasn't right. 552 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,590 No. 553 00:31:41,709 --> 00:31:43,030 Finally. So much better. 554 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:46,770 All right. 555 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:48,910 Good news is that you're free. 556 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:50,470 And this is the bad news. 557 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:53,009 All right. 558 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,110 If you could just turn around. 559 00:31:54,890 --> 00:31:55,890 Turn around. 560 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:57,530 Hands on your head. 561 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,750 Hands behind your back. 562 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:08,710 Huh. Must have missed them. 563 00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:10,270 Bruh. 564 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:17,460 Hey. 565 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:19,460 Are you still waiting for your mom? 566 00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:20,820 Yeah, she's busy. 567 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,420 Said she'd get me when she's free. She couldn't think of a safer place for me 568 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,199 to wait. 569 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,400 Okay. What about your dad? Oh, he's on the break glass in case of emergency. 570 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,420 Right. Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home. 571 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,660 Great. 572 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,460 Can we go with the lights and the sirens? 573 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:40,440 No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell Dispatch she has a sexy voice. 574 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,960 Really? No. 575 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,200 Is that your mom? 576 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,320 No, it's Sam. 577 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,420 Where's our equipment? You weren't supposed to steal it for real. I'm not 578 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:51,800 paying you unless you bring it back. 579 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,319 Second text. 580 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,480 Haha, whoops, sorry, that message wasn't for you. Please don't share it with 581 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,960 anyone. Prayer hands emoji. 582 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:02,620 Do I need a lawyer? 583 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:05,240 That is your right. Do you have one? 584 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,600 Yes, but he only does entertainment law. 585 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,720 That's not going to help you. 586 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,100 Look, not only did you make false statements to police, which is 587 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:18,360 punishable by up to six months in prison, but you also endangered yourself 588 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,560 and your employees. 589 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:24,700 Look, I am so sorry. We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time. I thought I 590 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,020 was hiring actors to play robbers. 591 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,460 They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return 592 00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:34,220 all of our stuff a few hours later. I never thought a casting breakdown for 593 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,880 armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers. 594 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,960 And then I was too embarrassed to say anything. 595 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:48,800 And now I fully realize the error of my ways. Which is great. But it will still 596 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,340 be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press charges. 597 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:54,200 I can't go to jail. I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp. 598 00:33:54,520 --> 00:34:00,420 Let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you. I'm assuming you 599 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:01,560 have names and numbers. 600 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:03,960 I have their Venmos. Let's start with that. 601 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:05,420 Okay. 602 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,160 Robber 88. 603 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,760 Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming. 604 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,360 What a way to end shift. 605 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,920 As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow. I'll 606 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,980 even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early. 607 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,960 That's great. Hey, did you call your mother? 608 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,679 I'm gonna... Yeah, don't we have a... Right behind you. 609 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:45,020 I'm sorry. 610 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,199 I think I just need to get some closure. 611 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,920 That's okay. 612 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,580 Why don't we clock out and talk about it at home? 613 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880 Okay. 614 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:59,090 I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 615 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:00,710 hours of sleep. Sounds nice. 616 00:35:03,690 --> 00:35:04,730 Are you okay? 617 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:15,110 I thought I could broach this in a more delicate way, but after the day 618 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:19,670 we had, I think it's better just to come out and say it. 619 00:35:21,230 --> 00:35:23,490 Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton? 620 00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:26,870 Are you accusing me of cheating? 621 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,350 I'm not accusing you of anything. 622 00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:37,090 But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your 623 00:35:37,090 --> 00:35:41,630 car, that's one little truth. 624 00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:49,130 First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened 625 00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:50,078 between us. 626 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,080 Second of all? 627 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,740 I do feel something for him. 628 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,920 I wasn't looking for it. 629 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:06,280 In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else. But this past 630 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:11,380 year, the world has opened up for me. I finished school. I got this job. 631 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,600 You met another man. 632 00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:14,720 It is not that simple. 633 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:17,560 Am I attracted to him? 634 00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,820 Yes. 635 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,700 But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it. Doesn't mean 636 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,700 you weren't. 637 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,000 Otherwise you would have said that. 638 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:30,940 Wait, please. I'm trying to be honest and I'm making a mess of it because I 639 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:33,180 don't really know how I feel. 640 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:38,820 If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would 641 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,500 have worked through all of this without you ever knowing. I do know. 642 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:45,380 It's breaking my heart. 643 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:59,290 So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, 644 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:03,070 it's over as of now. 645 00:37:06,130 --> 00:37:08,970 And your hesitation gives me my answer. Here, take this. 646 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:11,530 Wait. I need to take a walk. 647 00:37:12,490 --> 00:37:13,490 And then what? 648 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:14,690 I don't know. 649 00:37:24,749 --> 00:37:26,150 So, officially end of shift? 650 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:29,470 Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause? 651 00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:31,670 I want to hear your thoughts, Kurt. 652 00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,930 Okay. Well, I think I made some real progress today. 653 00:37:36,610 --> 00:37:38,190 Even though it wasn't close to perfect. 654 00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:39,448 Stop. 655 00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:42,990 You do know not everything is about you, right? I don't want to hear your own 656 00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:46,850 self-analysis. I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie. 657 00:37:47,350 --> 00:37:48,350 Oh. 658 00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:49,650 Can I not do that? 659 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:52,210 All right. 660 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,560 I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer. 661 00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:57,400 You have natural instincts. 662 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:02,080 Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over, I appreciate that you don't. 663 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,140 Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you 664 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:11,860 think you might know better, when you most definitely do know better, is 665 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:12,860 admirable. 666 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,860 Okay, thanks. 667 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,480 Now it's your turn, right? 668 00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:22,560 Wait, so what does that mean? Do I pay or should I go home? 669 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,020 See you tomorrow. 670 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,360 Happy birthday! 671 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:37,580 We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol. 672 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:45,280 You guys, you are terrible, wonderful people, and I love 673 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,540 you. We love you, too, and you're going to get through this. Thank you. You guys 674 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,860 really did not have to do this. 675 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:55,300 I am glad that you did. It's not something I ever would have thought to 676 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:59,420 celebrate. To be fair, you were not big on festivities of any kind. I only found 677 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,280 out when your birthday was because I called your mama. And I am still kind of 678 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,540 mad at you for that. Me too, and so is Wesley. 679 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:10,240 Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of 680 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,820 sustenance and possible adult beverages. 681 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,680 I'm on it. Thank you guys for being here. 682 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:21,800 But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour. Oh, yeah, we'll be 683 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800 long on. Yeah. 684 00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:25,740 Okay. 685 00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:27,420 All right, Mom. 686 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,720 Bye. 687 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:30,220 I did it? 688 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,420 It is handled. 689 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,960 That took too long to happen easy. 690 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,000 Is he okay? Are you okay? 691 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,640 Yeah, no, I'm great. Okay. Actually, no, it went a lot easier than expected. 692 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:45,850 She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly and acknowledged 693 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:49,850 that she can get overexcited. Doesn't blame you or me. Just blames technology 694 00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:52,510 for being too fun to experience alone. 695 00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:55,730 Wow. Okay. It sounds like it went great. 696 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:58,130 What took so long then? 697 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:00,050 We started talking about a lot of other stuff. 698 00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:01,408 Like what? 699 00:40:01,410 --> 00:40:03,630 Melody. If you want to tell me. 700 00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:06,390 Work. 701 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:08,310 Childhood memories. 702 00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:11,590 You. It was nice. 703 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,720 Yeah. I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on. 704 00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:20,540 Yeah. Yeah, she did. She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's 705 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:24,460 market. Oh, and she told me all about her friend Linda, who has been acting 706 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:28,740 like, and this is in my mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so 707 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:29,678 far apart. 708 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,960 Yeah, I heard about Linda, and honestly, I agree with your mother. She has to go. 709 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:35,900 How'd you hear about that? That was not on the group chat. 710 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,060 Nope. 711 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,620 I... 712 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:46,380 I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny. 713 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,780 You are unbelievable. 714 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,580 No, stop. To be fair, I did not start that one. Jenny did. But now I have two 715 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:56,080 of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place. So that's very 716 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,640 nice for me. Oh, God. Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too? No, no. 717 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,960 But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice. 718 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:09,880 Okay, I'm sure I could dig it up from somewhere. Wow. Yeah. 719 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,250 I'm in the bedroom. 720 00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:28,170 I thought you couldn't be home for another week. 721 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,590 I moved some things around. 722 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,290 Are you naked under there? 723 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:35,270 100%. With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours. 724 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:39,170 We can get a lockdown in 36 hours. We can. 725 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,370 Just one. 726 00:41:45,730 --> 00:41:46,990 Yes, sir. Is everything all right? 727 00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:48,570 No. 728 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:51,450 Luna and I are in a bad place. 729 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:58,050 I don't know what our future looks like. 730 00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:03,410 I'm here at a hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long. 731 00:42:03,810 --> 00:42:06,610 Sounds like you need some company. I'll be right there. Thanks. 732 00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:11,090 Maybe not right there. 733 00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:12,428 Hey, John. 734 00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:15,530 He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20. 735 00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:17,030 This is your phone. 736 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,460 Damn it.