1 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:31,083 Ah, an enchanted princess. 2 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,250 You're not a dwarf! 3 00:00:38,791 --> 00:00:41,625 Fair maiden, we shall be married at once. 4 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,041 Married! One kiss and I'm engaged? 5 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:46,916 I wasn't even awake to enjoy it. 6 00:00:47,041 --> 00:00:50,458 Begone! Watch where you walk. The bunnies eat a lot of fruit. 7 00:00:51,125 --> 00:00:54,250 - You'll be my princess. - That's no bargain. 8 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:57,458 Affairs, bulimia, divorce. I read People. 9 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,625 - Here. - Unhand me. 10 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:04,083 - I'm too young to get married. - I like a sense of humour. 11 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:08,750 No! I've got goals, I've got dreams, ambitions. 12 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,916 Wait. Come back! Miss Miller! 13 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:12,041 Miss Miller. 14 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:13,541 Miss Miller? 15 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:16,625 Miss Miller! 16 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:22,333 Oh! I must've been having a little nightmare. 17 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:24,375 I'm sorry. 18 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:25,750 It's time. 19 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:33,583 I'm sorry. I'm juggling three jobs and... This audition is so important to me. 20 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,416 - We're on in 45 minutes. - Thank you. 21 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:41,750 Hi. My name is Joy. It is such a pleasure to meet you. 22 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:43,750 I'm such a big fan. 23 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:50,416 If I get this job, I guarantee you'll never frizz or kink up. 24 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:55,458 On Fridays, I'll give you a set so stiff you won't have to touch it till Monday. 25 00:01:56,625 --> 00:02:00,666 - Just keep it simple. - Sure. My motto's "Less is more". 26 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:57,208 - Thirty sec... - Doesn't she look gorgeous? 27 00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:02,666 Come on. 28 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:07,208 This is so exciting. I swear, I never miss you on TV. 29 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:13,416 In five, four, three, two... 30 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,833 Good evening. Welcome to New York State Lotto. 31 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:22,666 Tonight you could win or share a jackpot of $3 million. 32 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:27,041 And now for tonight's winning lottery numbers. 33 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,625 They gave the job to a cool, sophisticated European. 34 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:36,875 Call me a realist. Is teaching night school so terrible? 35 00:03:37,666 --> 00:03:40,791 One day you could own your own beauty parlour. 36 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,666 - Maybe raise a family, God forbid, uh? - I don't wanna settle. 37 00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:49,500 Sweetheart, I say this because I love you. 38 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:54,583 Settle! Meanwhile, did you see me take one or two Mylantas? 39 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,458 I'm still not good. 40 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:04,166 Don't listen to your mother. She's not like us. We're dreamers. 41 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:07,958 But, Daddy, you settled and opened a stationery store. 42 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,416 No. That was my dream. I love cards. 43 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,416 - But look... - Ma. 44 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:21,791 I do want to settle down some day, but I want a guy with less jewellery than me. 45 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,958 You always set your sights too high. 46 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:26,250 When I meet the right guy, I'll know. 47 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:30,000 I dunno how. I'll feel an utz in my stomach. 48 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:35,041 Hi, sweetie! Ma, he still biting himself? 49 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:39,833 The vet says it's stress. What do you have to be stressful about? 50 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:41,666 I can't imagine... 51 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:48,708 Royal blue, rust, sapphire, turquoise, violet and wine. 52 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:54,958 Excellent! The ultra-pearl shadows are the hardest. Now, let's see... 53 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,500 - It's not right. - Move the mole. 54 00:04:57,625 --> 00:05:04,000 Class, the mole always goes over the left lip. It balances the cigarette, see? 55 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,958 If it's on the same side, you look like you'll fall over. 56 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:10,916 It's called Revlon, not Dutch Boy. 57 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:15,541 Class! What's our motto? "Flashy, not..." 58 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,041 - "...trashy." - Excellent. 59 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:22,208 Hector, no! The cigarette! Hairspray is flammable. 60 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:25,708 - I ain't smoking no cigarette. - Oh, my God! Fire! 61 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:29,750 Somebody get a spritzer bottle! Go spritz it! Hurry! 62 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:35,166 A big fire! A big fire! We'll get outta here. I'm the teacher. 63 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:37,833 - Get outta here, single file. - I've got it! 64 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:41,583 Don't panic! Move slowly! Single file! We'll get outta here! 65 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:47,458 People, don't worry about your stuff. We're all gonna get out alive. 66 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:55,458 - Hector, we gotta save the animals. - I ain't saving no rats. Burn, baby, burn! 67 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:02,375 Don't breathe. Don't inhale. It's the smoke that gets you. 68 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Hold on, I'm coming. I'm gonna save you. 69 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:13,416 I can't believe I'm doing this! Relax, it's just embossed vinyl. 70 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:27,041 Bring it up! Come on! Keep it coming! 71 00:06:29,791 --> 00:06:31,041 Two guys on the roof! 72 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,375 That's it. That's all of 'em. 73 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,208 You're a hero, Miss Miller. 74 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,375 - Do you need any oxygen? - Huh? 75 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:47,000 Oh, no thanks, fireman. I'm fine, thank you. 76 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,291 - I'm feeling a little short of breath. - He was talking to me. 77 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:54,250 Hey, Miss Miller. Smile! 78 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:55,875 Oh, no! 79 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:13,791 Her. 80 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:16,375 "Confident is a good word." 81 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:23,875 "Unstoppable is a good word." 82 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,583 "Unbelievably blessed are great words." 83 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:33,291 "Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind." 84 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,541 - "Speak peace with everyone." - Excuse me. 85 00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:43,666 I'll blind you with pepper spray. Oh, it's Binaca. 86 00:07:43,791 --> 00:07:48,250 - I'm not criminal. Look, I have suit. - Are you from Visa? 87 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:52,750 You shouldn't tell people to pay the minimum and then hound them. 88 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:55,708 - I'm not bill collector. - Ho, there! 89 00:07:59,791 --> 00:08:01,125 Please... 90 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,500 My card. 91 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:08,375 Slovetzia? Is that your pimp-daddy name? 92 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,875 No, it's my country. My name is Grushinsky. 93 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:18,250 My president, Boris Pochenko, feels that with the onset of democracy, 94 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:22,000 his children should be exposed to Western thoughts for six months. 95 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:26,666 So, he sent me to United States to bring back finest teacher. 96 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:34,166 "Brave, selfless and willing to die." His Excellency respects such qualities. 97 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:38,125 - Talk to the hand. - Please, let me finish. 98 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:41,875 The job pays 40,000 American dollar. 99 00:08:43,541 --> 00:08:46,500 - Do they take out FICA? - Of course! What is it? 100 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:50,291 Please, it is a legitimate offer to live in Eastern Europe. 101 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:56,041 - It's in Europe? - Yes. It's very beautiful, like Paris... 102 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,333 fifty years ago. 103 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,375 - Paris... - Ah, Paris, mais oui. 104 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:06,875 Miss Miller, a woman of your calibre should experience more than this. 105 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:12,458 - That's what I always thought. - It's obvious. It's such big world. 106 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,958 Do you really want to disappear in this little place? 107 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:21,166 Eastern Europe... Are you out of your mind? 108 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:24,666 Ma! They say it's like Paris fifty years ago. 109 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:27,833 There were Nazis in Paris fifty years ago. 110 00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:33,791 I know, we're late. But it's better to be last on board. 111 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:37,083 - Then your bags come off first. - It's private plane. 112 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:42,125 Ma, I love you, but you're too attached to me. 113 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:46,500 - I'm not too attached to you. - Really? Then, what's in here? 114 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,875 - What? - You know. 115 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,458 - I don't. - What's this? 116 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,458 Your umbilical cord. 117 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:55,666 Take me with you. 118 00:09:55,833 --> 00:10:01,291 Ma, I'm sorry. I gotta try this. There's something more out there for me. 119 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,541 - I love you, kiddo. - I love you, Ma. 120 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,708 So, Miss Miller, I need some information. 121 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:43,458 - Where were you schooled? - I went to the Sassoon Academy 122 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,833 but graduated from the Barbizon School. 123 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:52,083 I read that you're having some internal problems. 124 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,541 Young people with too much spirit and no patience. 125 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:58,875 Democracy takes time. It's nothing to worry about. 126 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,458 Don't open the window! 127 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:07,166 So, whatever classroom supplies you need, the castle will provide. 128 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:13,916 Well, just the usual. A couple of heads, cotton balls, mousse... 129 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,041 - You'll need a moose? - It's more like gel. 130 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,541 Hold that a minute. 131 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:24,083 Here we go. Here we go. 132 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,875 A little bit. This is the extra-hold kind. 133 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,166 You've got some nice hairline, mister. 134 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:34,291 Miss Miller, what exactly do you teach? 135 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,875 Beauty culture. 136 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:44,041 - I'm dead. My life is over. - What's the problem? 137 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:48,208 - I thought you taught science. - Teach it? I didn't even pass it. 138 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:53,291 I must make list of things I've never done and do them in the next hour. 139 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:57,708 Excuse me, I am the victim here. This was supposed to be my big break. 140 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,083 I gave up my job, my family... 141 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:05,250 We're in a no-win situation. Why not make the best of it? 142 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:10,666 - You teach beauty school! - I know that, and you know that. 143 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,291 You Americans and your positive thinking. 144 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:17,625 Some situations, the big-toothed person cannot get you out of! 145 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:24,708 You're just palpitating a little. Breathe deep. Breathe deep. 146 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,458 - There we go. - Oh, Mama. 147 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:31,708 - I don't even know your first name. - Iriyaski Ivanovich. 148 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,208 I'll call you Ira. 149 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:41,041 Ira, I used to give pedicures to women who wore plastic shoes in summer. 150 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:45,500 - What's a tougher gig than that? - That. 151 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:46,333 - Who's that? - His Excellency, Boris Pochenko. 152 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:50,208 His Excellency? I thought you said he was a president. 153 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,583 Semantics. Please, come. 154 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,833 Nobody seems very happy. 155 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:15,708 In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow. 156 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:18,916 Oh, you startled me, Prime Minister Kleist. 157 00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:23,708 This is Miss Miller, the children's tutor. I present our Prime Minister. 158 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,625 - Leonid Kleist. - Welcome to my country. 159 00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,916 I trust everything is to your liking. 160 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,958 - If you need something, ask... - Well... 161 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,666 - him. - Oh! 162 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,625 Nice meeting you! 163 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:43,250 - This will be your room. - Oh. 164 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:48,375 Many great men have stayed here. Castro, Khrushchev, Tito... 165 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:52,458 I'm sure I'll be very comfortable. 166 00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:59,041 - Could I get a blanket without a head? - Please, Miss Miller, of course. 167 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:03,750 Now, your audience with His Excellency is in one hour. 168 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,500 - One hour?! - Yes. 169 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,791 You want me to make a good impression. Get out. 170 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:10,833 - Hurry. - I gotta get refreshed. 171 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,208 Well, where is she? 172 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,000 Did we just go through all this for nothing? 173 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,125 Where is the teacher? 174 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,333 Someone must know. 175 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,333 Please, Mr President. She's still in her room. 176 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,958 But, she'll be here very soon. 177 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,458 Oh, my God! Oh, Mr President. 178 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,166 I'm sorry I'm late. Please don't judge me by this. 179 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:23,166 It's so dark here, which is great for atmosphere, 180 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:29,708 but it's hell for putting on liquid liner, which I can put on in a cross-town bus. 181 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:34,583 But that wouldn't interest you, because I am an educator. 182 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:37,375 No one cares how an educator looks. 183 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,333 What's it like out, 'cause I was thinking... 184 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,000 - Make her be quiet! - I heard. 185 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:48,041 Joy Miller, since this is your first time in my country, 186 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,416 I will make allowances for you. 187 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,333 Once! 188 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,458 I do not take lightly your being here. 189 00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:59,375 My children are growing up in a different world than me. 190 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:06,583 I believe, despite contrary opinions, that they must learn to live within it. 191 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:11,000 You must help them face a new century 192 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,625 and the Western dignitaries who will now be coming into our home. 193 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:20,625 So, in future, I expect you to be prompt, efficient and dressed. 194 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:21,791 Is that clear? 195 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,666 Oh, no. 196 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,375 Good day. 197 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,000 Huh? Oh, my God. 198 00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:58,083 Rule number one, kids. Never surprise a New Yorker. Comprende? 199 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:04,000 Oh, my God, you don't speak English? 200 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:08,416 - I am Katrina. This is my brother, Karl. - Karl Pochenko. 201 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,750 Eldest son of His Excellency, the President. 202 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,708 How do you do, Karl? Nice posture. 203 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,458 I look forward to learning about your decadent ways. 204 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,958 Honey, we just met. 205 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,208 - What's your name? - Masha. 206 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:27,166 Come out from behind there so I can see more than just your gorgeous hair. 207 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,291 You're not like the other teacher. 208 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:34,958 She was ugly with missing teeth. Her breath smelled like something died. 209 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,416 - Farting in her mouth. - Oy! 210 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,083 - We've never met an American before. - Never? 211 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:45,125 We don't want to be raped by your mindless cultural imperialism. 212 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,916 Karl, you only get one chance to make a first impression. 213 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:55,833 Oh, sweetie, why do you look so sad? 214 00:18:56,458 --> 00:19:01,458 Let me see what's the matter. Oh, honey, you shouldn't bite your nails. 215 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,375 You wanna grow a hand in your stomach? 216 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,166 Miss Miller, will we see you at breakfast? 217 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,208 Sure. Most important meal of the day. 218 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,458 What is this, exactly? 219 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,750 Blood sausage in clotted cream. A delicacy. 220 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,041 - It must be in your honour. - Oh. 221 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,750 Well, it looks delicious. 222 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,291 - Good morning, children. - Good morning, Father. 223 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,041 - Miss Miller. - Good morning, Mr President. 224 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,291 Your New York Times is completely biased against me. 225 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,916 Don't blame me. I haven't owned it for years! 226 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:57,208 - Won't you be joining us for breakfast? - I can't. I'm very busy. 227 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:04,750 Some of the best memories of my father were sitting around the breakfast table. 228 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:10,916 He would eat until he was so full that he'd roll his undershirt over his stomach 229 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,166 and make his belly button talk. 230 00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:18,416 He was a simple man. 231 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,958 - You wanna try? - No. 232 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:27,458 All right, I'm sorry. We won't take up any more of your time. 233 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,250 I am not having my belly button talk. 234 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,875 Isn't this nice? 235 00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:02,666 Mr President, I am just so excited to be teaching your children, I can't tell you. 236 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,875 What? What did she say? 237 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,375 - I didn't hear that. - No bother. We'll come to you. 238 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,208 Hurry up, kids. Your father wants to talk. 239 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,416 - What are they doing? - Coming to talk. 240 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,166 Why? 241 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,375 - Joy Miller! - Oh, sit. 242 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,208 It's just as easy to move five people as it is one. 243 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,791 There we go. 244 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:35,375 It was so cute when I woke up and all the kids were sitting on my bed. 245 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,416 What? Is this true? 246 00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:41,791 Er, no. Uh-uh. 247 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,750 - You said they were on your bed. - No. 248 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:47,916 I said "if" they were sitting on the bed, 249 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,875 it would've been cute, 250 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,333 but highly inappropriate. 251 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:04,541 What can you get for a place like this in this neighbourhood? 252 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:49,958 Well, just for curiosity's sake, how did it work with your last teacher? 253 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,791 We read aloud from our textbooks. 254 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,833 - What'd she do? - She watched. 255 00:22:57,708 --> 00:22:58,916 Sometimes she slept. 256 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:01,375 - And she still got paid? - Of course. 257 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:06,708 If it ain't broken... Let's see what we're gonna read today. 258 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:16,541 OK. World His... 259 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,750 tory. 260 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:26,666 Here's your father! His Excellency, President-for-life Pochenko. 261 00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:29,250 All right, Karl, you begin. 262 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,791 In the winter of 1991, 263 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:35,958 President Pochenko led Operation Desert Storm, 264 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,958 resulting in a glorious victory for Slovetzia. 265 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:42,041 What? Lemme see that. 266 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,458 One minute, here. 267 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,333 Go figure. 268 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:58,625 OK, if the person that's in office is called the president, 269 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:01,458 what do we call the person that runs against him? 270 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,125 - Loser? - Traitor? 271 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,500 - Missing? - No. The challenger! 272 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,500 In a democracy you hold free election. 273 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:15,250 - Isn't this a free country? - Lunch. Please. Now. Go. Thank you. 274 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,375 What are you doing? 275 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:23,375 Ira, I'm sorry. I cannot stand here and teach these children lies. I can't do it. 276 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:25,583 Then, what are you going to teach them? 277 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,583 Things. 278 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:37,666 Therefore, if you've earned 18,640 frequent flyer miles, 279 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:43,541 but it takes 20,000 miles to go from Miami to Scottsdale, 280 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:46,250 how many flights must you take to make up the difference? 281 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:51,750 - Karl. - One-way, New York to Boca Raton? 282 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,208 That's right. 283 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:59,625 Recess! Fifteen minutes. Put on your sunblocks, because "rays today..." 284 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,750 - "...raisins tomorrow." - Fab. 285 00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:05,708 - Miss Miller? - Yeah, honey? 286 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,125 - May I ask you something? - Sure. 287 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:11,541 You are a woman of the Western world. 288 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:15,291 - Sophisticated, promiscuous... - Hey! 289 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:19,583 My father won't let me date, and I want to have sex. 290 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:21,250 Sex, sex and more sex. 291 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,041 Well, that might be the reason he won't let you date. 292 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:29,041 English isn't your first language. What do you mean by "sex"? 293 00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:32,833 Oh, you know... sex! 294 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:37,083 Holding hands, eating ice cream... 295 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:43,000 You've described the before and after events, but we'll talk about that later. 296 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:49,291 - Miss Miller, I'm in love. - Oh, sweetie, that's wonderful. 297 00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:54,125 But my marriage is already prearranged to someone else. 298 00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:56,291 - What? - I hate him. 299 00:25:56,750 --> 00:26:00,041 He's a stupid prince with stupid castles and stupid boats. 300 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,125 Got a picture? 301 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:09,750 With all his money, he could get that fixed. 302 00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,500 I don't love him. 303 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,208 Please, you have to help me. 304 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:18,041 This is something to discuss with your father. 305 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:23,375 - No, I... No. - Tell him how you feel. Assert yourself. 306 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:25,666 Trust me. He'll respect you for it. 307 00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:41,416 - Who is it? - It's me, Katrina. 308 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:45,250 Joy Miller! 309 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:51,041 You are here to teach my children, not give them ideas about boys. 310 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:55,208 Stick to your duties and let this be the last time I see you in this office. 311 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,833 - Now, go. - I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. 312 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,208 - Screw up your kids if you wanna. - What? 313 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,708 - What did she say? - She found screw. 314 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:13,458 From leg of table. Check table legs! 315 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:14,958 Stop! 316 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,166 Don't shout. There's a man under here. 317 00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,708 - This the only job you could get? - Next! 318 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:29,458 For your information, this boy Katrina is mooning over is a known agitant. 319 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,708 Have you ever met a teenager that wasn't? 320 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,500 He and his friends are fugitives. 321 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:41,208 She'll have an arranged marriage, just like me, just like her children. 322 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:42,958 That's just ridiculous. 323 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:49,541 Do you know what happened to the last person who called me "ridiculous"? 324 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,583 - No. - Neither do I. 325 00:27:53,875 --> 00:27:55,515 It's been so long since anyone's seen him. 326 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:58,458 All right. I'm sorry. 327 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:03,333 - You can dish it out but can't take it. - Out, out, out! 328 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:05,041 Everybody out! 329 00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:07,791 Not you. 330 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:18,416 Joy Miller... 331 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,125 This... Me making a statement, you making a mumbled comment after. 332 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:27,208 No good. Here, I talk last. 333 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,125 Fine. I understand. 334 00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:34,958 - Who could get a word in edgeways? - You do it again! 335 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:41,250 Just teach my children. That's all. 336 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:47,458 - And don't do that thing again. - All right. 337 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,000 You want to do it, don't you? 338 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,625 Doesn't it bother you that your children fear you? 339 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,833 It is not fear. It is respect. 340 00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:06,791 Oh, excuse me...! You instil fear, you earn respect. 341 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:11,750 - Oh, no. He punctured you. - Oh, it's nothing. 342 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:16,583 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so bad with blood. Maybe you need some hydrogen... 343 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:22,000 Mr President, the planning committee for the summit has arrived. 344 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:26,583 Good day, Miss Miller. 345 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,916 Good day. 346 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:45,500 - What are you doing here? - Relax. I came to say hello. 347 00:29:45,791 --> 00:29:46,916 Are you insane? 348 00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:51,666 You look, er... quite fetching this evening, Miss Miller. 349 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,291 Who are you? What happened to the little Nazi kid? 350 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:59,958 There is one area of my education that has been neglected. 351 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:04,166 - And you are my teacher. - You don't even like me. 352 00:30:04,291 --> 00:30:08,000 I pretend not to because I'm afraid you don't like me. 353 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:11,375 - I don't like you. - We can't have everything. 354 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:16,250 Oh, my God! It worked. Are you OK? 355 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:20,291 - Leave me alone! - Boy, you blow hot and cold. 356 00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:23,708 Come on, Karl. Don't be that way. This isn't you. 357 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:27,958 I know, but everyone expects me to be like my father. 358 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,916 Take what I want, no questions asked. 359 00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:35,333 He says that's what makes a great leader. No wonder I hate politics. 360 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:39,166 You're entitled to your opinion. What are you interested in? 361 00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,250 I'm an artist. I want to paint. 362 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:48,791 Well, that's wonderful. Does your father know about all this? 363 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:56,083 No. I've never even said it aloud before. Eventually, I will have to tell him. 364 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,958 He will explode. 365 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:02,833 Then he'd calm down and learn to deal with it. 366 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:06,916 Honey, your father loves you. He only wants you to be happy. 367 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:10,250 Thank you. This has been most helpful. 368 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,041 Now get out because I wanna get dressed. 369 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,791 Tonight I'm gonna see the sights. 370 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:17,208 - In Slovetzia? - Yeah. 371 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,791 - You'll be back in twenty minutes. - Kvetch. 372 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,541 I think I overdressed. 373 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:46,875 Katrina! 374 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:52,083 - What are you doing here? - I snuck here in the car. 375 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:56,416 You're gonna snuck back again. I'm calling you a cab. 376 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:59,916 - Where's there a phone? - What about over here? 377 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:04,791 - That old building? What's in there? - I don't know. 378 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,791 It must be some sort of underground club. 379 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:21,416 You think! 380 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:27,625 - Isn't it great? - Finally, a little culture. 381 00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:47,333 There's a bathroom. I'll see if there's a phone. Don't move. 382 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,291 I've got eyes in the back of my head. 383 00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:55,083 Ladies, I'm not cutting the line. I just need a phone. 384 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:13,208 Dangerous times call for dangerous action! 385 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:19,625 Things won't change until we get the guts to do something out in the open. 386 00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:27,125 You think Pochenko will wake up tomorrow and say, 387 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,541 "Gee, I should give the people some rights"? 388 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:33,125 I say, firebomb that puppet newspaper of his again. 389 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,250 We've done that! 390 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:39,666 Now the world knows us, we've got to use the press. 391 00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:44,041 Don't be so naïve. Armed struggle is the birth pain of revolution. 392 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:49,875 We may get blood on our hands, but blood washes clean. 393 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,083 What will you tell your grandchildren? 394 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:56,166 That you fought like heroes and brought down a Goliath. 395 00:33:57,958 --> 00:33:59,500 Katrina! 396 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,791 Katrina! 397 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,708 I am gonna choose to believe someone stole that toilet. 398 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,458 Oh. 399 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:22,625 Katrina! They tracked you down here. They'll think I put you up to it. 400 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,208 Don't look. Hide your face. 401 00:34:26,416 --> 00:34:29,833 Aleksander Gurko! Arrest him! 402 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,250 Honey, honey, honey. 403 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,166 Listen, you wanna nip this thing you've got for bad boys right in the bud. 404 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:53,000 He's not a criminal. He's a patriot! 405 00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:07,541 The insolence. 406 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,541 The audacity! 407 00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:13,666 The nerve to... 408 00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:17,166 sneak my daughter out and bring her to an... 409 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,708 underground, decadent... 410 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:25,125 - Discotheque. - Discotheque! 411 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:28,666 Mr President, it wasn't my idea to go to a disco... 412 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,833 I wanted to go to the reggae club down the street. 413 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:35,666 Reggae club? Address, please? 414 00:35:35,958 --> 00:35:40,125 Er... It's a club that moves from place to place. It's not for you. 415 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,750 Don't cover for her! 416 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:47,875 This is not the first time she does this, but it will be the last. 417 00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:50,291 What do you mean, "the last"? 418 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,708 Did you just talk back to me? 419 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:01,333 Mm? 420 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:04,916 No. 421 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,958 You may go to bed, young lady. 422 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:31,541 Very smooth. Now she'll cry her eyes out for an hour and start dating bikers, 423 00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:32,666 just to spite you. 424 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,541 You know who my friend Mr Kleist arrested in that club? 425 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:41,083 - I know. - He could put her in danger. 426 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:45,166 I know. I'm sorry. I... I was totally wrong. 427 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,208 - Wait. - It's just... 428 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,875 Wait. 429 00:36:56,291 --> 00:36:57,625 Go back. 430 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,625 You were... 431 00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:04,708 Wrong. 432 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:09,250 So that would make me... 433 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:12,041 - Right. - Right, right, right! 434 00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,208 Yes! 435 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,416 Don't do the thing. 436 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:42,125 But I wouldn't have been able to sneak her out if you spent more time with her. 437 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:46,166 - This should not concern you. - Incredible. 438 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:49,875 My Prime Minister tells me what concerns me. 439 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:53,833 - That is my job. - Leave us. 440 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:55,000 Out! 441 00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:09,708 - Don't hire friends. It never works out. - He's right. 442 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,416 I do have more important things to do. 443 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:19,083 But you feel I should spend more time with my children. 444 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,166 Yes, I do. 445 00:38:23,458 --> 00:38:27,666 So, here is my schedule. 446 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:35,000 - You tell me when. - OK. 447 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,416 Let's see. 448 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:46,083 Oh. Nuclear disarmament meeting. That you should go to. 449 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,958 NATO... NATO... NATO... 450 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:54,041 NATO... Well, I see your point. 451 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:59,166 But, my father was a busy man, too, and he always made time for us. 452 00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:03,916 What does your father do for a living? 453 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:09,541 He owns a stationery store. 454 00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:21,250 Here's one of my heroes. Thurgood Marshall. 455 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:24,333 He was an American Supreme Court justice 456 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,916 who championed equality for all people. 457 00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:33,166 Here's Mother Teresa. She spent her life helping poor people in Calcutta. 458 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:39,458 Not sure who that is. The kid fromEight is Enough all grown up. 459 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,708 And that's his boyfriend. 460 00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:44,541 Surprise! 461 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:49,125 Look who's here. Come to watch the proper teaching. 462 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:12,000 Chemistry. 463 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:15,791 Won't you have a seat? 464 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,291 Anywhere is good. 465 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,958 - What subject is this? - Um, well, we call that "shop". 466 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:34,541 - What about literature? - Yeah? 467 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,625 Flaubert, Turgenev, Shakespeare. 468 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:42,958 - You do know your Shakespeare? - From covereth to covereth. 469 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:45,541 Let me just get to the blackboard, mister. 470 00:40:49,916 --> 00:40:51,250 Don't move, I'm fine! 471 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,458 One of my favourites. 472 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,000 But we didn't have an assignment on Romeo and Juliet. 473 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,458 West Side Story. I brought the tape. 474 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:10,291 It's much more accessible for the kids, don't you agree? 475 00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:13,750 - Karl. - I was confused by the film. 476 00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:16,375 I've read of the gang problems in the US 477 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:19,708 but wasn't aware they were so good at ballet. 478 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:25,375 I'll tell you, I couldn't get beyond Natalie Wood's Puerto Rican accent. 479 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:28,333 That's if you lived there. 480 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:32,833 If their narrow-minded families had not kept them apart, 481 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,375 they would have experienced a long life of true love. 482 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:41,541 - Why don't we do a fire drill? - No, this is interesting. 483 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:49,416 The tragedy in the story was because children took matters into their hands. 484 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:53,958 This is good. We're having a dialogue. We're debating. 485 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:57,541 - We were going to learn cornrows. - Next week. 486 00:41:57,666 --> 00:42:02,791 It was the parents' fault. They were so cut off and dead inside. 487 00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:07,791 They had to trample everyone else's dreams to prove they were still alive. 488 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:10,958 No, this will never be, Katrina. Never! 489 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:17,291 Put this out of your mind. Do you understand? 490 00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:30,500 We are ready, Mr President. 491 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:36,250 That boy's future is already decided. 492 00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:39,166 It is? 493 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,041 Pochenko! Pochenko! 494 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:17,666 Four weeks ago, a known traitor, 495 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,916 Aleksander Gurko, 496 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:24,500 plotting to overthrow our government, was arrested! 497 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:33,958 He is being held here, in the dungeons of this castle. 498 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:40,375 The same dungeons where centuries of traitors have eaten their last meals 499 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:43,125 and drawn their last breaths. 500 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,333 Let this serve as a warning... 501 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:57,333 that we will not tolerate any assault... 502 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:00,500 on the peace-loving... 503 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,666 democratic government... 504 00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:05,708 of Slovetzia! 505 00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:46,875 I always wanted to do that. 506 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:10,291 - What are you doing up? - I couldn't sleep. 507 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,166 - You? - I don't sleep. 508 00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:17,083 Oh, well... You want a sandwich? 509 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,875 - What kind? - That depends. 510 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,875 Is this tuna fresh? I noticed your country's landlocked. 511 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,208 I call someone. 512 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:35,750 Wait a minute. They work hard enough all day. 513 00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:40,458 - We can make our own sandwich. - I don't know where anything is. 514 00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:44,791 I can find food at Gandhi's house. What, are you kidding me? 515 00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:47,708 Here. Cut. 516 00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,750 Oh, thanks. 517 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:09,125 Wanna talk about it? 518 00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:15,375 My country is broke. 519 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,708 We plan summit meeting for Western heads of state 520 00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:24,916 to show we are stable enough for aid. But, now, since this arrest, 521 00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:28,500 your press makes me out to be worse barbarian than ever. 522 00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:30,833 They don't understand. 523 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,958 I have to show strength. 524 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:42,541 To show strength, the man that rules with his heart rules the world. 525 00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:49,416 - Unfortunately, Joy, life is not so simple. - It can be, if you don't complicate it. 526 00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:51,083 - Turkey? - White meat. 527 00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:54,875 They always give me dark. I don't like. 528 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:57,416 You should try running a country. 529 00:46:57,541 --> 00:47:00,500 It's not all making war and smashing dissidents. 530 00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,416 - It's hard work. - I'm sure it is. 531 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,166 - Where is some... - What? 532 00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,125 - Mayonnaise? - We finished it. 533 00:47:12,291 --> 00:47:14,541 - You're lying. - All gone. 534 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:17,666 - Where is it? - I had to scrape for this. 535 00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:22,250 - Give it me. - Oh, all right, I'll give it you. 536 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,083 Here you go. 537 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:36,041 Just hope you realise you're entering the heart-attack years. 538 00:47:36,666 --> 00:47:38,916 Must you always go one step too far? 539 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:46,875 You could be such a pleasant person, if you just had a tiny edit button. 540 00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:52,208 - Now I can't enjoy. - It's better with mustard. 541 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,666 Here, taste mine. Come on. 542 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,500 Don't be such a big baby! 543 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,125 Choo-choo. Choo-choo. 544 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,166 Good. Sure. 545 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:16,500 - Why haven't you been married? - I've been asked. 546 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:19,458 Your parents allowed you to refuse? 547 00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:23,000 In our country, we decide who we're gonna marry. 548 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:27,666 I decided on John Kennedy, Jr. While he's in denial, I'm gonna travel. 549 00:48:36,791 --> 00:48:41,083 - Your laugh reminds me of my wife. - You're kidding. 550 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:45,875 No. She laughed with her whole heart. 551 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 - Just like you. - Ah... 552 00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:54,333 - You must really miss her, huh? - You know, I... 553 00:48:57,041 --> 00:49:03,125 I never appreciated her. And she was gone and... 554 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,708 and I realised too late. 555 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,250 The kids showed me her picture. 556 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,208 She was very beautiful. 557 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:16,041 Every time I look into their faces, I see her. 558 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,166 Well, you should look a little closer. There's a lot of you in there. 559 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,916 Joy Miller, I... 560 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:35,833 Yes? 561 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,833 I have someplace special I would really like to show you tomorrow. 562 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,583 It would mean a lot to me. 563 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:55,125 - I'll have to clear it with my boss. - Good. 564 00:49:57,458 --> 00:50:00,541 - Till tomorrow, then. - OK. 565 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,291 Tomorrow. 566 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,458 - Goodnight. - 'Night. 567 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,458 This is a special place. Was it special for someone else, too? 568 00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:23,750 - It's where I slaughtered my first cow. - Huh? 569 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:29,875 I was 10. My father told me I could eat only what I killed myself. 570 00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:34,500 All I had were two sticks and a butter knife. 571 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:40,083 - But I learned to be a man that day. - What a sweet story... 572 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:44,000 - Hi, Vaclav! - Good morning, Miss Miller. 573 00:51:44,125 --> 00:51:47,208 - How's your cold? - Much better, thank you. 574 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:51,500 - That echinacea is a miracle worker. - All right. 575 00:51:52,666 --> 00:51:55,166 - You know him? - Sure, that's Vaclav. 576 00:51:56,708 --> 00:52:00,208 - He must be new. - New? He's worked here 50 years. 577 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,416 - Oh, Vaclav. - Yeah. 578 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,333 He's changed his hat. 579 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:11,708 These folks are friendly, if you just get to know them. 580 00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:13,500 People do not warm up to me. 581 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,791 - Have you ever tried talking to them? - No. 582 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:22,125 - Oh, Svetlana! - No, don't. 583 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:25,750 - Svetlana, wait up! - Wait. 584 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:32,208 Hi! Svetlana, I want you to meet the President. 585 00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:37,250 How do you do? 586 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,833 I killed a cow right over there. 587 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:51,416 Nice meeting you. Carry on. 588 00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:52,833 You'll get better at it. 589 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:57,375 Now you know, when I'm not around, you can just walk up... 590 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,250 - Who's that over there? - Oh? 591 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,166 What is he doing? 592 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:11,208 - It looks like he's saying hello. - Don't be ridiculous. 593 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:21,666 He's saying hello. We follow them. 594 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:30,000 What a nice man that hermit was. 595 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:35,041 - I didn't even know I had a hermit. - All right, enough for today. 596 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,750 You wanna save some peasants for tomorrow, don't ya? 597 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:41,166 Where are we? 598 00:53:41,291 --> 00:53:43,166 I don't think we're on your land any more. 599 00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:45,375 I am President. Is all my land. 600 00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:48,708 - We're lost, aren't we? - We're not lost. 601 00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:51,333 - We're going in circles. - We're not. 602 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,541 Either these are my heel marks, 603 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:57,166 or that hermit's got a life we know nothing about. 604 00:53:57,416 --> 00:54:00,041 - I know where we are. - Well, where are we? 605 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:05,916 - We're in the woods. - I knew it. 606 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:08,958 Why can't you just ask one of them for directions? 607 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:14,416 No. 608 00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:18,291 Please. Asking directions won't lead to a two-party system. 609 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,708 - Look, I know where we going! - "Where we going"? 610 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:30,458 - There. - Right, like you knew that was there. 611 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:34,625 - I did. That's where I want to take you. - That factory? 612 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:37,583 What do they make there? 613 00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:41,375 I don't want to give it away. 614 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,750 It's a surprise? 615 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:48,041 It's a factory. What do you care what they make? 616 00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:53,791 - There'll be lots more people to meet. - OK. 617 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:58,250 - What is he doing now? - He's taking her to our factory. 618 00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:04,666 No, he's doing something more dangerous. He's being spontaneous. 619 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,291 Hurry! 620 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:12,750 Pretty exciting. This doesn't happen every day. 621 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,000 Now we'll have to work late. I'll miss supper. 622 00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:21,333 - At least you'll get some good overtime. - What is "overtime"? 623 00:56:22,625 --> 00:56:26,458 - You kidding? Who's your union rep? - What is "union"? 624 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:52,791 It's none of your business! And who is this... Norma Rae? 625 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:57,666 I might have said the word "strike". I say a lot of things. 626 00:56:57,791 --> 00:56:59,875 - Who listens? - Meddler! 627 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:04,250 Let me tell you three things. One, that place is a sweatshop. 628 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:09,041 Two, all that phoney hero-worship. How could that be satisfying? 629 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:14,250 Three, well... One and two should be enough! 630 00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:24,166 - Miss Miller. - Don't scare me. 631 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:28,166 - I need your help. I must see Alek. - Talk to the hand... 632 00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:31,416 The jailer's asleep. You keep watch. 633 00:57:31,541 --> 00:57:33,916 There are jailers involved? Forget it. 634 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,083 Remember what it felt like when you were young? 635 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,916 You're not scoring any points. 636 00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:40,916 What do you know about love? 637 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,208 You're twice my age and not married. 638 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:49,583 - I've operated within a limited pool. - Maybe you're afraid to fall in love. 639 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,791 You used to be a nice girl. Who've you been hanging out with? 640 00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:59,541 Miss Miller, please. If you believe in love... 641 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:00,791 help me. 642 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:05,291 For your information, I'm not afraid to fall in love. 643 00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:08,541 I'm waiting for the utz in my stomach. 644 00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:14,291 Meanwhile, you didn't mention this dungeon was such a schlepp. 645 00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,083 - Alek! - Katrina! 646 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,750 It's so good to see you. 647 00:58:37,541 --> 00:58:40,791 Hey, keep it down. You've only got five minutes. 648 00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:44,083 - You all right? - Oh, yes. I miss you so much. 649 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:48,916 She got them to strike. 650 00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,291 Before she come, they don't even know the word. 651 00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:56,208 This teacher's a loose cannon, aimed straight at your presidency. 652 00:58:56,458 --> 00:58:59,500 - You're overreacting. - No. Here, you see? 653 00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:03,541 Where it says "AP". It's seen by one billion people. 654 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,500 Overreaction is not possible. 655 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:19,125 - No way! - Left foot, green. This is too hard. 656 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:23,250 Joy Miller! 657 00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:25,291 - Hi! - Hello, Father. 658 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,625 - What are you doing? - We're playing Twister. 659 00:59:30,416 --> 00:59:33,208 Now, I'm not overreacting when I read... 660 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:38,291 - What's Masha wearing? - Honey, let's go show him. 661 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,458 We designed it ourselves 662 00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:43,250 from the Ralph Lauren sheets I brought from the house. 663 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,333 Look at me. I'm a big, beautiful woman. 664 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:50,166 It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage. 665 00:59:53,541 --> 00:59:55,291 You look lovely, Masha. 666 00:59:57,291 --> 00:59:59,291 Now, this business at the factory. 667 00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:04,791 Don't apologise. You were cranky 'cause you didn't have lunch. 668 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:08,916 You could be hyperglycaemic. Carry some cheese with you. 669 01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:13,833 - What is this? - To keep him from biting his nails. 670 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:19,041 - Look how happy he is. - He's the President's son, not a dog! 671 01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:22,958 I know he's not a dog. Here you go, sweetie. 672 01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:28,083 Do I not intimidate you at all? 673 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:33,916 Is one of your sideburns shorter than the other? 674 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,291 You said sideburns. They're done now. 675 01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:50,333 All right, no pressure. A lot of great men had moustaches. 676 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:52,500 - Hitler, Franco... - Einstein. 677 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,208 That's who you want to look like? What are you afraid of? 678 01:00:57,625 --> 01:01:00,791 Do you have a harelip under there? 679 01:01:00,916 --> 01:01:02,041 Who can even remember? 680 01:01:02,541 --> 01:01:04,791 - It catches crumbs. - It does not. 681 01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:06,208 - It does. - It doesn't. 682 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,083 - When you eat Danish. - Really? 683 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:14,916 - Who cares? It is my image. - Exactly. Beast. 684 01:01:15,041 --> 01:01:19,666 You've got all those important diplomats coming, you wanna sell 'em. 685 01:01:19,791 --> 01:01:23,541 Look, that says groomed. Civilised. 686 01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:27,625 Sonny Bono shaved off his moustache. Now he's a congressman. 687 01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:32,750 But I've had this moustache for... 20 years? 688 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:37,583 That's exactly how many years I'm gonna knock off you, baby. 689 01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:41,791 Would you just trust me? My aunt Marilyn never looked better. 690 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:45,791 Attaboy. 691 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:49,333 See, this isn't gonna hurt one bit. 692 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,750 That summit thing's another huge mistake. 693 01:01:57,416 --> 01:02:03,041 - What do you mean? - It'd be better if you threw a party. 694 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:07,416 I mean, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. 695 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:11,125 It's not wise to plead poverty to foreign leaders, 696 01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:14,125 then spend a fortune on their dignitaries. 697 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:16,833 You don't have to spend a fortune. 698 01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:21,416 Forget sit-down. Do the whole thing buffet out in the courtyard. Alfresco. 699 01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:27,666 You can skip the open bar, too. They're all on expense accounts. 700 01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:32,708 I'd say use a DJ, but live music can really make an event. 701 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:34,958 Done. 702 01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:38,916 Now your only problem is convincing them you're old enough to run a country. 703 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:54,208 - Is not bad, huh? - I'll say. 704 01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:00,208 - Who am I kidding? - What? 705 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:06,750 Shaving and throwing a party will not convince anyone I am a civilised man. 706 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:10,375 That's why, after dessert, 707 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:15,375 you announce you're letting Aleksander Gurko go free. 708 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:19,416 - What? - Yeah. 709 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:23,166 - In front of everybody. Big surprise. - Never! 710 01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:27,041 What do you care about some 18-year-old pisher? 711 01:03:27,166 --> 01:03:30,375 He's got the world against you, and he can't shave yet. 712 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:34,333 If you let him go, if you are the bigger man, 713 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:38,125 you won't just be a president any more. You'll be a statesman. 714 01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:44,541 It's interesting. But will it work? 715 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:48,000 Sure. It's the extra "oomph" that every party needs. 716 01:03:48,541 --> 01:03:52,208 - Or the first step towards anarchy. - No. 717 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:57,416 The first step to realising you don't have to be a tyrant for people to follow you. 718 01:03:57,541 --> 01:04:00,583 Look at you. You're smart, you're charming, you're sexy. 719 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,500 - I'll do it. And you will plan it! - Me? 720 01:04:05,625 --> 01:04:10,541 I want it done exactly like in America. You will not rest until it is finished. 721 01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:15,458 - You will work day and night. - But I'm not a professional. 722 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:18,166 - I don't cater. - You can do this. 723 01:04:19,291 --> 01:04:24,041 You're smart, you're charming, you're sexy. 724 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,333 You're on. 725 01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:52,541 Is all right. It's the moustache. Changes my whole look. 726 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:57,041 I meet people now. Hello! 727 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,083 Oh, excellent. Beautiful. 728 01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:15,291 If you want to get creative, get a hard-boiled egg, 729 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:20,458 a couple of pieces of olive, a little radish for the mouth, 730 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,541 and a carrot curl. Look what you got. 731 01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,416 Lucille Ball. 732 01:05:30,125 --> 01:05:31,250 Good. 733 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:36,333 No, no. It's way too boxy. Shoulder pads are passé. 734 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:39,833 Oh, this is all you. 735 01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:51,375 I'm sorry, I cannot make from head or tail this recipe. 736 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:54,666 What's the problem? It's only chicken cutlet. 737 01:05:54,791 --> 01:05:58,500 Come on, I'll show you. But tomorrow night, I'm not gonna... 738 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:00,791 - What's that? - The chicken. 739 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:06,083 - It's alive. - Of course it is. You want it fresh, no? 740 01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:08,250 Not that fresh. 741 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:13,000 You want for party? Then you must show me how to prepare. 742 01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:25,791 Here, chick, chick, chick, chick... 743 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,833 Everybody has to clear outta here. 744 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,291 I cannot work with a million people looking over my shoulder. 745 01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:37,833 You know, I could do this, mister. 746 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:45,916 I eat chicken all the time. I'd be hypocritical not to do this. 747 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,791 Hi. 748 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,458 What's that over there? 749 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:58,625 You know what? I can't do this. Happy now? I'll just tell them that... 750 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:01,958 - Miss Miller? - Oh, what? 751 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,958 - What are you doing? - I was, um... 752 01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:10,083 I was trying to scare the chicken to death. 753 01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:15,375 But he obviously doesn't want to die for his country. 754 01:07:15,916 --> 01:07:17,708 Just being selfish. 755 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:54,583 - Hello? - Hello, sweetheart. 756 01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:57,458 Ma, it's the middle of the night. 757 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,666 I got a hundred people coming tomorrow. 758 01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,625 We've got good news. 759 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:07,041 Remember that European they hired at Lotto to class it up? 760 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,000 - Yeah. - They fired her. 761 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:12,500 They don't want class, they want you. 762 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:14,875 - Me? - So, pack your things... 763 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,333 - Wait, I can't go now.- What are you talking about? 764 01:08:18,583 --> 01:08:19,916 This is your big opportunity. 765 01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:24,166 Lotto. Big Spin! Live at Five! 766 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:29,166 Sweetheart, just what are you giving this job up for? 767 01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:45,666 What is this? 768 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:50,000 - I said, "What is this?" - Pot-pourri. 769 01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:55,291 Our country's destitute. At least we go down smelling like... 770 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:57,083 apple and cinnamon. 771 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,833 You like? 772 01:09:06,666 --> 01:09:08,416 Yves St. Laurent. 773 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,500 Makes me more approachable. 774 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:17,208 Mr President, we must do something about this factory. 775 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,291 You get one strike, you get two. Like bugs. 776 01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:22,708 We must crush them. Your signature, please. 777 01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:25,958 This decree will authorise troops to go in. 778 01:09:28,375 --> 01:09:30,541 - Give them what they want. - Please? 779 01:09:31,458 --> 01:09:32,625 Overtime. 780 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,166 Unions. 781 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,083 I have a decree of my own. 782 01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:40,833 Already signed? 783 01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:45,666 Joy Miller swears that a happy worker works harder. 784 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:47,875 Interesting thought. 785 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,041 Make some banners. "Happy workers work harder". 786 01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:55,208 Mr President, I must speak. This is a recipe for disaster. 787 01:09:58,666 --> 01:10:00,291 Mr Kleist... 788 01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,333 Talk to the hand. 789 01:10:05,916 --> 01:10:09,541 Isn't that cute? I love that. Talk to the hand. 790 01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:15,541 Talk to the hand! 791 01:10:22,625 --> 01:10:25,208 You told 'em about letting the kid go? 792 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:29,208 - Those go in the lanai. - I had to. He's very intimidating. 793 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:32,375 - What did he say? - You should back off 794 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:34,708 before something unfortunate happens. 795 01:10:34,833 --> 01:10:38,958 - He threatened me? - If you want to take it like that. 796 01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:43,833 I'm tense enough. I'm like my mother when they took her off Fen-Phen. 797 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:47,125 Why not order Ivan for a massage? 798 01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:51,916 When you-know-who finds I stopped doing this to use his masseur... 799 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:56,166 I'll have to make sure you-know-who does not find out about it. 800 01:10:56,291 --> 01:11:03,125 - Ira, is that bravery peeping through? - It's just experiment. Don't get used to it. 801 01:11:08,833 --> 01:11:12,750 Good. Good. Yellow flowers! Very good. 802 01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:18,458 Is this asparagus? I love asparagus. This way. 803 01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:22,916 - You are letting him go? - Is the right thing to do. 804 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:26,500 - I'll be a statesman. - You'll be a corpse. 805 01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:31,083 The masses are not famous for nice treatment of ex-leaders. 806 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:34,833 - Is one prisoner. - It only takes one. 807 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:45,958 I trust Mr Grushinsky. But if anyone should find out? 808 01:11:46,083 --> 01:11:49,125 No one's gonna find out. Let me get undressed. 809 01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:52,500 You find some music to play. John Tesh puts me to sleep. 810 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:38,250 - Is that you, Ivan? - Yeah. 811 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,416 Good. Let's get started. 812 01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:55,333 Come on! You can do better than that. 813 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:06,000 Harder. 814 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,583 Harder. 815 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:13,625 Harder. 816 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:17,125 Now take off the towel. 817 01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,250 Here, I'll do it. 818 01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:23,000 Now keep going. It hurts all the way down. 819 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:34,458 - What are you doing? - Er, shiatsu. 820 01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:11,666 - I think my back is done. - No, still too tense. 821 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,833 It's... it's that woman. You know who I mean? 822 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,375 Joy Miller? 823 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,000 Ja. 824 01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:29,041 I've never met anyone quite like her. 825 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:34,625 She just has to walk into the room and I spasm. 826 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:40,250 I think it's that voice. I mean, who has a voice like that? 827 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:45,958 "So what if those windows are 12th century? 828 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:49,375 "Can't we put screens on them?" 829 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:51,416 - Ow! - Sorry. 830 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:56,416 - I like her. - Me, too. 831 01:14:57,833 --> 01:15:02,583 Still, there's something about her I don't know how to describe. 832 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:05,458 She gives me... 833 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:09,041 a feeling... 834 01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:11,250 in my stomach. 835 01:15:13,333 --> 01:15:16,250 Not bad, exactly. 836 01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:21,125 More like, um... 837 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,250 utz. 838 01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:28,208 It's crazy, I know. It's probably just heartburn. 839 01:15:28,916 --> 01:15:30,500 And yet, it's more. 840 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:37,000 You ever felt like this, Ivan? 841 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,666 Ivan? 842 01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:46,208 Come in. 843 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:52,833 - What did I tell you? Magic fingers. - Not now, Ira. 844 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:57,333 The President's got the utz and I'm turning down Live at Five. 845 01:15:57,458 --> 01:16:01,291 That's wonderful! I don't know what you're talking about. 846 01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:05,208 But look what I have brought you from His Excellency. 847 01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:09,458 - A present? - For you to wear at the ball. 848 01:16:12,791 --> 01:16:19,083 And you can't wear formal without borrowing a bit of crown jewel... 849 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:22,791 You don't like? 850 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:29,083 Ira, I love it. It's the most beautiful, sweet, thoughtful gift. 851 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,375 Then, what's wrong? 852 01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:35,708 - I have to tell him. - No. Bad idea. 853 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,291 I can't look myself in the mirror any more. 854 01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:40,125 Wait. 855 01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:42,333 All fixed! 856 01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:43,833 No. 857 01:16:45,666 --> 01:16:46,833 It's time. 858 01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:00,125 Not bad, eh? 859 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,166 Hello. 860 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,750 My God. 861 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:29,375 Be careful. A girl could get used to this. 862 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:32,791 You should. I'll just keep having parties. 863 01:17:35,541 --> 01:17:36,833 Something's wrong? 864 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:45,250 Yeah. Before I get into it, let me say that I feel my work here is done. 865 01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:50,458 The kids are doing great. I finally got you into a pair of loafers. 866 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:54,041 Tonight's party is gonna be a gorgeous affair. 867 01:17:54,208 --> 01:17:55,458 What are you talking about? 868 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:01,208 I've not been totally honest with you. 869 01:18:04,125 --> 01:18:09,416 I'm not a real teacher. I just have a beauty licence. 870 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,541 Beauty licence? 871 01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:17,375 I teach make-up and hair. It's all I know. 872 01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:22,833 First, it was easy to pretend. Then I started to fall in love with... 873 01:18:22,958 --> 01:18:24,333 your kids. 874 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,708 I got to know you much better and... 875 01:18:26,833 --> 01:18:29,250 now it just seems wrong. 876 01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:33,458 What kind of man do you take me for? 877 01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:37,291 I hope one that sees the bigger picture. 878 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:43,041 You have the nerve to come here and tell me you're not a teacher, 879 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,916 when you are the best teacher I have ever known. 880 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,791 - I am? - Yes. 881 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:53,416 The children blossomed before my eyes. 882 01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:55,250 They're happy, confident. 883 01:18:56,583 --> 01:19:00,250 If that's from learning hair, tomorrow I make new law. 884 01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:03,250 All teachers must have beauty licence. 885 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:05,458 Mr President, I... 886 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,708 I dunno what to say. 887 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:14,291 Oh, my God. Call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say. 888 01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:19,916 Perhaps I should take advantage of this silence and... 889 01:19:20,041 --> 01:19:21,750 ask for the evening's first dance. 890 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:27,416 A slow dance? I've never been good at the Arthur Murray thing. 891 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:31,708 - This is nice. - Is simple. 892 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:34,166 Just follow me. And... 893 01:19:34,916 --> 01:19:40,041 One, two, three. One, two, three... 894 01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:44,416 I feel kinda silly without any... music. 895 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:23,833 There, you see. You are a wonderful dancer. 896 01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:26,375 I guess all I needed was a great leader. 897 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:23,750 Hey, Yuri. Look how handsome you look. 898 01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:29,041 No, sweetie. Quit tugging on your suit. You can take it off later, I promise. 899 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:27,458 Sweetie, what's the matter? Why are you moping in the corner? 900 01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:30,583 You should be conning an adult into giving you a whiskey sour. 901 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,916 How can I enjoy a party? 902 01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:40,250 I'll tell you three things. One, you can't tell when things will start looking up. 903 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:47,208 Two, if you could, you'd know it was going to be right after dessert. 904 01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:55,125 Three, you don't want Mr Rightsky to see you with runny mascara, do you? 905 01:22:58,083 --> 01:23:00,333 - Miss Miller! - I love you. 906 01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,833 - Yuri! - Oh, no. 907 01:23:06,208 --> 01:23:08,750 Yuri! Yuri! 908 01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:11,750 Guess he thought the invite said casual. 909 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:13,625 I'll get him. 910 01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,041 - Miss Miller. - Oh! 911 01:23:26,291 --> 01:23:29,083 - You dance lovely. - Thank you. 912 01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:32,833 - The party's even made you smile. - Oh, yes. 913 01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:35,291 I've never been in such good mood. 914 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:38,875 In fact, you throw such good party, 915 01:23:39,041 --> 01:23:42,375 from now on this is what you stick to. 916 01:23:45,083 --> 01:23:47,625 From now on, you take orders from me. 917 01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:52,250 When I say "jump", you say "how high?" 918 01:23:53,958 --> 01:24:00,458 Or I go to His Excellency and tell him your dirty little secret. 919 01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:07,666 You think you're so smart. Well, I got a surprise for you, mister. 920 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:11,125 I already told him and he don't care. 921 01:24:11,291 --> 01:24:15,000 Take your threats and attitude and shove it up your... 922 01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:19,000 He knows you sneaked Katrina to see Alek Gurko? 923 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:21,541 No. That he don't know. 924 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:25,916 - How'd you find out? - Oh, please. That's what I do. 925 01:24:27,291 --> 01:24:31,250 - If you think you can blackmail me... - I know I can. 926 01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:34,250 Oh, not for lying about teaching. 927 01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:39,833 But for treason... Life sentence in my country. 928 01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:45,375 So, no more politics. Do we have an understanding? 929 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:49,083 Do we have an understanding? 930 01:24:50,083 --> 01:24:51,666 - Yes. - Good. 931 01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:54,000 Your first order. 932 01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:56,458 Smile, please. Party. 933 01:24:57,916 --> 01:25:02,333 No, no, no. This is not... natural. 934 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:04,208 Smile. 935 01:25:57,458 --> 01:25:58,875 Ladies and gentlemen. 936 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:05,666 Now we have all had our desserts, let me thank you all for coming. 937 01:26:06,958 --> 01:26:12,291 And for allowing me to put right misconceptions you all had about me... 938 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:15,166 and my country. 939 01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:17,833 I read your papers. 940 01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:23,791 I know what you call me. "Boris the Beast". 941 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,458 "Egoslavia". 942 01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:30,166 "Stalin without the charm". 943 01:26:30,875 --> 01:26:36,791 But perhaps now you see that I am... 944 01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:39,625 just a man... 945 01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:42,500 trying to be a leader for my people. 946 01:26:43,541 --> 01:26:45,041 Like all of you. 947 01:26:46,666 --> 01:26:48,625 Extra oomph. 948 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:56,541 And the true test of a leader... 949 01:26:56,666 --> 01:27:01,791 is knowing when to demonstrate what I call... 950 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:04,375 that little extra oomph! 951 01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:08,416 To show you mean business. 952 01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:25,208 And when not to. 953 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,041 So... 954 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:37,250 let us all build on tonight... 955 01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:42,416 and create a prosperous new future... 956 01:27:42,541 --> 01:27:43,875 for us all. 957 01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:47,375 Welcome to my home. 958 01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:06,291 The evening is a complete success, thanks to you. 959 01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:11,375 You left out the extra oomph. That was the whole point. 960 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,208 But look around. 961 01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:16,750 People are getting to see the real me, and they like it. 962 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:19,500 For the first time, they pay me respect. 963 01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:23,250 Not because I free some dissident, but because of who I am. 964 01:28:24,041 --> 01:28:27,083 You can't believe them. They're politicians. 965 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:29,125 - Miss Miller! - They'll walk outta here 966 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,333 and say the man's an animal. 967 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:34,541 If you want their aid, free the kid. 968 01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:37,416 - Miss Miller. - I don't care any more. 969 01:28:38,125 --> 01:28:41,541 If you won't do it for your country, do it for her. 970 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:45,041 - You should see them together... - You've seen them together? 971 01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:49,083 Well, actually, I've been sneaking her down to see him. 972 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:52,750 - In the dungeons? - That's where you threw him. 973 01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:58,916 - They are so much in love... - Did you think this is a game? 974 01:29:01,541 --> 01:29:05,750 You move us around like chess pieces because you know better. 975 01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:08,125 Papa, he's not a criminal. You are. 976 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,125 What are you doing? 977 01:29:13,166 --> 01:29:16,250 - You do not understand. - Oh, no? 978 01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:22,958 You have an eight-year-old's temper. Your children are scared of you. 979 01:29:23,083 --> 01:29:25,666 You hit girls. Tell me when I'm wrong. 980 01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:28,291 This whole thing is none of your business. 981 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,083 You're right. 982 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:37,750 'Cause if you can't see that doing the right thing, even with nothing to gain, 983 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:43,916 is what makes you a mensch and decent and civilised... 984 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,333 I can't have anything to do with you. 985 01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:52,583 The boy will remain in prison. This is not a game. 986 01:29:54,291 --> 01:29:58,750 It is the way things are and the way things will always be. 987 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:05,333 Everyone is right about you. You are a beast. 988 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,500 Oh, Karl. I'll miss you. 989 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:54,083 - I made a painting for you. - Oh, how sweet. 990 01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:57,291 I'll hang it right in my... 991 01:30:57,416 --> 01:30:58,750 attic. 992 01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,750 It's the way I will always think of you. 993 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:05,666 I'm so flattered, really. 994 01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:11,750 Oh, sweetie. Remember what I told you? 995 01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:15,291 Big is beautiful. Boys will like me for what I am. 996 01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:19,291 A princess with a great big dowry. 997 01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:25,416 Oh, sweetie. Give it some time. 998 01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:31,875 Why? You think my father someday will just let me see Alek? 999 01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:33,458 No. 1000 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:38,041 Give it time. In two years you'll be 18 and can do whatever the hell you want. 1001 01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,000 What did he say? 1002 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:52,625 He doesn't remember our mother, but he hopes she was just like you. 1003 01:31:54,958 --> 01:31:57,166 Come here. 1004 01:32:00,041 --> 01:32:02,333 - I love you, kids. - Excuse me. 1005 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,833 Oh, Ira. I'm sorry. 1006 01:32:08,166 --> 01:32:09,208 For you. 1007 01:32:10,250 --> 01:32:11,916 - How sweet. - Also... 1008 01:32:12,375 --> 01:32:17,375 The President insisted you are paid the remainder of your tenure. 1009 01:32:17,541 --> 01:32:22,958 Tell him to take that and... Wait a minute, what am I saying? 1010 01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:25,041 He's rich and I'm fired. Gimme that. 1011 01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:29,041 Oh, Ira. Thank you for everything. 1012 01:33:20,166 --> 01:33:23,166 - What happened? Are you all right? - You're here! 1013 01:33:24,416 --> 01:33:26,583 - What's this? - A chicken? 1014 01:33:26,708 --> 01:33:28,308 - It's a long story. - Are you all right? 1015 01:34:24,541 --> 01:34:27,375 - Vaclav. - Good morning, Mr President. 1016 01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:32,291 - How's your cold? - All better. Thank you. 1017 01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:48,583 I don't think the President mentioned wanting to destroy the strike. 1018 01:34:50,791 --> 01:34:53,708 Of course, I could've been out of the room. 1019 01:34:54,250 --> 01:34:56,166 He's been like zombie for weeks now. 1020 01:34:58,375 --> 01:35:00,250 Must the government cease to operate? 1021 01:35:01,041 --> 01:35:04,541 Besides, I can't imagine how he could find out. 1022 01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:08,125 - Can you? - He'd have to be incredibly intuitive. 1023 01:35:08,250 --> 01:35:12,000 Or else, walk in the door at exactly the right moment. 1024 01:35:12,125 --> 01:35:13,958 That would be another way. 1025 01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:18,416 Grushinsky. I underestimate you. 1026 01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:25,208 So, I'm sending troops into the factory, 1027 01:35:25,333 --> 01:35:28,083 despite a 30% rise in productivity. 1028 01:35:28,833 --> 01:35:30,791 - How unlike me. - I was stunned. 1029 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:37,291 And these orders... Export our grain. Export our wheat. 1030 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:42,041 Some must starve so that others can eat. 1031 01:35:42,375 --> 01:35:46,000 Ah, no wonder they call me dictator. 1032 01:35:46,125 --> 01:35:47,916 Apparently, that's what I am. 1033 01:35:48,041 --> 01:35:52,208 Tell me, Grushinsky, how long have I been such a monster? 1034 01:35:52,333 --> 01:35:55,958 - For weeks now, Your Excellency. - Weeks? 1035 01:35:58,833 --> 01:36:00,166 You don't say? 1036 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:08,041 After all these years, Leonid. 1037 01:36:08,625 --> 01:36:11,041 - Do you finally think me stupid? - No. 1038 01:36:12,250 --> 01:36:14,166 I think you worse. 1039 01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:18,375 You turn your back on your people for a pretty face. 1040 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:21,958 Watch your tongue, or I'll really show you a monster. 1041 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:23,958 It would be time! 1042 01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:30,916 It's like... It's like she has put a spell on you! 1043 01:36:31,041 --> 01:36:33,750 Turtlenecks and Twister! 1044 01:36:35,083 --> 01:36:38,208 All the time the country is without a leader. 1045 01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:39,625 You forged my name. 1046 01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:43,375 This woman would have you destroy the country. 1047 01:36:43,625 --> 01:36:47,208 You must act, Mr President. An iron fist. 1048 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:51,500 You're responsible for the people. Not to them! 1049 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:58,416 That's where you're wrong. You instil fear, but you earn respect. 1050 01:36:58,791 --> 01:37:02,833 - Very good, Mr President. - Now, you want to see me act? 1051 01:37:03,791 --> 01:37:05,291 Guards! 1052 01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:09,666 I am placing Mr Kleist under arrest. The charge is treason. 1053 01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:13,458 - How was that for action? - I was riveted. 1054 01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:18,041 - Take him away. - Mr President, please. 1055 01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:21,041 I have known your family all my life. 1056 01:37:22,291 --> 01:37:25,541 Your grandfather's rule survived the Second World War. 1057 01:37:26,416 --> 01:37:28,625 Your father's rule survived communism. 1058 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:33,666 Are you now to be brought down by... a beautician? 1059 01:37:43,833 --> 01:37:46,916 Ma! I'm home! 1060 01:37:47,125 --> 01:37:49,916 - How was work? - Oh, you kidding? 1061 01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:53,458 What I did with Mrs D'Amato's six hairs, 1062 01:37:53,583 --> 01:37:56,541 Siegfried and Roy couldn't do on their best day. 1063 01:37:57,125 --> 01:38:00,125 - Happy birthday. - How come you got all dressed up...? 1064 01:38:01,666 --> 01:38:03,541 You're not planning a party, 1065 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:05,500 because I just cried through one at work. 1066 01:38:06,041 --> 01:38:09,416 - We're not having a party. - Happy birthday. 1067 01:38:09,583 --> 01:38:11,000 Not having a party? 1068 01:38:13,041 --> 01:38:15,250 We wanted to get you something you'd really use. 1069 01:38:16,791 --> 01:38:18,416 This is... 1070 01:38:18,541 --> 01:38:23,208 a membership to Blockbuster Video. A new one next to Eat-a-Pita. 1071 01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:31,791 This is the single most depressing moment of my entire life. 1072 01:38:33,083 --> 01:38:34,208 Wait. 1073 01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:39,125 Lou! 1074 01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:42,208 - Look, Joy! - Hi, Uncle Lou. 1075 01:38:42,333 --> 01:38:45,166 - Happy birthday, honey. - Thank you. 1076 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:50,916 - Oh, you got some tan on your trip. - No, actually, I was in Eastern Europe. 1077 01:38:52,416 --> 01:38:55,791 Here, Jerry. Remember, a hard seat for me. 1078 01:38:57,291 --> 01:38:59,875 I hope you didn't do what I think you did! 1079 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,541 I don't know what you're talking about. 1080 01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:10,041 - Hi! - Everybody, it's cousin Doris! 1081 01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:13,208 - Happy birthday, gorgeous. - Thank you. 1082 01:39:13,333 --> 01:39:17,250 - Tell me about your vacation. - I wasn't on vacation, I... 1083 01:39:17,375 --> 01:39:21,083 - Did you bring back wooden shoes? - No. 1084 01:39:22,500 --> 01:39:25,625 She didn't even bring wooden shoes. 1085 01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:29,041 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. How sweet. 1086 01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:32,916 Thank you so much. Great to see you. 1087 01:39:33,041 --> 01:39:35,791 - Who is that? - I've no idea. 1088 01:39:36,041 --> 01:39:38,625 - Ma? - I met him yesterday at Carvel. 1089 01:39:38,833 --> 01:39:41,791 - We don't even know him? - He's a body. 1090 01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:43,583 You want an empty party? 1091 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,375 Oh! Don't leave the door open. You want the chicken to get out? 1092 01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:49,666 Happy birthday, Joy! 1093 01:39:49,791 --> 01:39:51,416 White meat or dark meat? 1094 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:55,041 Where's my chicken? 1095 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:06,125 He's fine, you see? I just fed him. 1096 01:40:06,958 --> 01:40:10,375 - Ma, what's he eating? - Same as us. 1097 01:40:10,625 --> 01:40:15,125 - You fed the chicken chicken? - Make two dinners? I've enough to do. 1098 01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:17,958 - How could you? - He don't know any better. 1099 01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:21,416 - Anyway, it's delicious. - It's Silence of the Chickens. 1100 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:23,875 He's here. 1101 01:40:25,458 --> 01:40:26,500 Who's here? 1102 01:40:27,125 --> 01:40:29,500 He made us promise not to tell you. 1103 01:40:29,875 --> 01:40:33,750 He's come so far just to see you. He wants you back. 1104 01:40:33,875 --> 01:40:39,041 He told me that letting you go was the biggest mistake of his life. 1105 01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:41,000 Oh, my God. 1106 01:40:57,791 --> 01:41:00,541 - Joy Miller. - Remember Denny Kupperman? 1107 01:41:01,166 --> 01:41:02,791 We used to go steady in Junior High. 1108 01:41:03,708 --> 01:41:08,500 I remember that senior show you wrote. A musical of Rosemary's Baby. 1109 01:41:08,666 --> 01:41:11,833 Ooh, I hummed and I screamed. 1110 01:41:12,583 --> 01:41:16,708 I love you, Ro Don't keep me waitin' 1111 01:41:18,833 --> 01:41:24,083 This embryo belongs to Satan 1112 01:41:24,208 --> 01:41:25,791 That was great! 1113 01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,291 - Er, sweetheart. - It was a little flat. 1114 01:41:30,750 --> 01:41:35,458 - We're low on ice. - Thank you, Daddy. I love you. 1115 01:41:35,583 --> 01:41:37,041 I gotta get some ice. 1116 01:42:04,833 --> 01:42:06,541 Oh, thank you. 1117 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:21,000 I couldn't stay away. Before you make me leave, let me tell you three things. 1118 01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:27,041 One, I've released the boy and I'm having free elections in the spring. 1119 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:29,375 Two... 1120 01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:33,625 I love you. 1121 01:42:34,375 --> 01:42:36,208 I can't live another day without you. 1122 01:42:37,583 --> 01:42:38,875 And, three... 1123 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:40,916 one and two is plenty.