1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,919 Yeah, and I've ordered the plaque, so Mum's anniversary 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,279 is going to be perfect. 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,959 I know you suggested hand-picked flowers, but I was thinking Mum 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,679 would want more of a statement, don't you? 5 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,919 Yeah, you can be in charge of the flowers. 6 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,039 Perfect. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,319 What? I said perfect. 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,439 I would hide the biscuits if I were you. 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,079 - Got to go. Speak soon. - Val Twigg... 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:34,039 - ...Lu Shakespeare and FrankHathaway. - Fatblasters! 11 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,480 My business is ruined. He's ruined my life. 12 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,120 Want a cup of tea? 13 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,920 Uh, who's ruined your life? 14 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,559 Kit Willow. 15 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,039 Slimming guru. And his business partner, Diana Winter. 16 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,439 I mean, look at her. She's never dieted in her life. 17 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,279 Lean and Hungry. 18 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,279 How exactly have they ruined your business? 19 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,079 - They've stolen my Twiggsters. - Sorry? 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,199 - My slimming-club members. - Oh, right. Stolen? 21 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,399 This is a marketing problem. 22 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,359 And we're private investigators. 23 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,839 - Your website said you didcorporate work. - Well, yes, but... 24 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,559 I need to know everything there is to know about their business model. 25 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:38,079 OK, but corporate rates can be higher. 26 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,560 Twiggsters is my livelihood. 27 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,999 I'll use my savings if I have to. 28 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,999 OK. OK, sounds like an undercover job. 29 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,239 Sebastian... in a fat suit. 30 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,119 I could channel my inner Falstaff. 31 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,720 You should go. What, me? 32 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:03,879 Are you saying I'm fat? 33 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,599 No, I'm saying you're a woman. 34 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,919 - There are more women in the group. - See? 35 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,919 Besides, it will help you to forget about other stuff. 36 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,763 Kit likes pretty blondes with a sharp brain. 37 00:02:14,788 --> 00:02:16,639 - Do you know any? - If it's too much 38 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,639 for you, I could always go to another agency. 39 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,319 No, not too much. 40 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:25,079 I mean, I can pretend that I need to lose weight, can't I? 41 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,960 It's fine. When's the next class? 42 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,559 You tear off those mental shackles of negativity 43 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,719 that are holding you back 44 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,319 and open yourself to a new way of life. 45 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:45,999 At Fatblasters we'll lead the way. 46 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,919 The only question is, will you follow? 47 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,519 I can see it! 48 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,639 I can see the slimming light! 49 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,919 - Say it with me, Slim. Say it with me. - I'm with you. 50 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,559 - Our path to thinness... - Our path to thinness. 51 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,959 ...Is a way to slimness. 52 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,759 Is a way to slimness. 53 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,839 - And on this journey we begin... - And on this journey we begin. 54 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,359 ...To be thin. Come on, everyone. 55 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:13,719 - To be thin. - To be thin. Let's jump up. Let's jump up. 56 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,559 Ooh, I spy a new member. 57 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,639 Come on, team, what do we do with new members? 58 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,239 That's it. Well done. Come on. 59 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,359 Don't be shy, don't be shy. 60 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,639 Come take that first step on your journey to thinness. 61 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,120 First step. 62 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,119 Now, everyone, I want you all to take a minute... 63 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,759 - What are you doing here? - ..to thinkabout your slimming pledge. 64 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,999 Um, same thing as you. 65 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,359 I'm surprised you've got time for this. I thought you were working. 66 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,399 Yeah, well, got to keep trim. 67 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,679 I'm surprised Mum never brought you here. 68 00:03:47,881 --> 00:03:49,079 Ooh, sorry. 69 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,959 Lose weight, you spread that word 70 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,120 and let the Fatblasters family grow and grow and grow! 71 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,879 - Lia. - I've been spreadingthe word. 72 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,879 Our new member is my sister, Luella. 73 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,519 Welcome, Luella. Welcome. 74 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,479 Come on, everyone, let's give her the Fatblasters welcome, shall we? 75 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,079 Come on, stand up. Come on. 76 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,279 Think slim, be slim, stay slim. Come on, everyone. 77 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,039 Think slim, be slim, stay slim. 78 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:19,519 Yes, welcome. That's it, Mary. That's it. 79 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,799 Shake those hips, no to chips. Yeah, that's it. 80 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,400 OK. sit down, thank you. 81 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,519 Right, let's get down to business, shall we? 82 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,960 Now, first off... 83 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,920 ...congratulations to you all. 84 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,560 Now, this week... 85 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:43,479 ...collectively you have all lost a whopping 52 pounds! 86 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,839 Well done, everyone, well done. Amazing. 87 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,400 Unfortunately, though... 88 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,840 ...not everyone has had a loss. 89 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:59,400 Now, Slim Jim, what is happening to our loser of the year? 90 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,799 That's four weeks on the trot you've had a gain. What's going on? 91 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,599 Yeah, um... 92 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,279 I've been walking quite a bit. 93 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,359 Maybe the fat is turning to muscles. 94 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,200 - Oh, you've been doinga lot of walking? - Yeah, yeah. 95 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,760 To the takeaway? 96 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:22,800 You were spotted. 97 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,800 We all a need a treat, don't we? 98 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,560 What, every night of the week? 99 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:44,720 Now, not only have you let yourself down, Slim... 100 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,960 ...you've let this wonderful family down. 101 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,000 And you've let me down. 102 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,880 Anyway, forgive and forget. 103 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,720 Right, who's next? 104 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,359 Mary... 105 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:12,079 Mary, now, this week you have lost two pounds. 106 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,279 Two pounds, Mary, well done. Well done. 107 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,079 If only all are members were as committed as you, huh? 108 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,280 Slim Jim, hm? 109 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:31,679 - Who's that? - It's Diana Winter. She's ambitious, driven. 110 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,759 Counting fivers in a church hall, it's hardly Trump Towers, is it? 111 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,119 - No, yeah, it's good. - Luella Shakespeare, so great to meet you. 112 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,199 Oh, you too. 113 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,559 Two sisters looking so stunning. 114 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,439 Ooh, thank you. 115 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,799 Despite last year's terrible tragedy. 116 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,679 I mean, losing your mother is a, it's a very traumatic event. 117 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,199 - Yeah, well, yeah. - Yeah. 118 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,359 It ruined the cruise for the other passengers. 119 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,861 - Lia! - Well, they had to turn the ship around looking for the bodies. 120 00:07:01,886 --> 00:07:03,103 Poor Genevieve. 121 00:07:03,128 --> 00:07:06,021 And on the very night she was invited to the captain's table. 122 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:09,552 I did warn her about the low balconies in those cabins. 123 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,100 Is it true he had just proposed? 124 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:16,699 Not according to his wife. No. 125 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,703 - At least she died in the arms of someone she loved. - Yeah. 126 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,979 I can't believe your naughty sister kept you a secret. 127 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:25,619 Well, she's good at keeping secrets, aren't you, Lia? 128 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,699 Like your membership with Fatblasters. Who knew? 129 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,539 Lia, first rule of slimming club? 130 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,339 Ooh, first rule of slimming club, 131 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,059 outside slimming club, talk about slimming club. 132 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:38,939 - Ha! Your sister is hilarious. - She certainly is. 133 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:41,600 - And now we have her older sister... - Younger. 134 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:49,699 You know what, have a new members' goody bag, just for you. 135 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,139 Thanks. 136 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:53,219 It's completely free, so... 137 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:54,819 All right, if you excuse us, 138 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:58,139 I'll just take your beautiful sister for a quick one-to-one. 139 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,619 Of course, Kit. 140 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,259 Older, hm. 141 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:10,859 He's an angel. Is he? 142 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:13,379 Can't you see his little halo shining? 143 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:17,539 Now, Mary, you aren't scaring off new members, are you? 144 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,860 No, of course not, Diana. 145 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,979 Will you be my buddy? 146 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:24,339 - Sorry, your what? - Slimming buddy. 147 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,820 Um, maybe let Lu ease herself in gently. 148 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:33,499 No. Yeah, yes, that's a great idea. 149 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,859 Yeah, shall we swap numbers? 150 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:38,900 Oh, yes. Lovely. 151 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,819 I told you, you're too hard on him. 152 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:47,739 I will not let that fat idiot ruin my business! 153 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:51,379 Your business? What are you talking about? We're partners. 154 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:55,139 I am the face of Fatblasters. I can always find a new partner. 155 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,063 You'd be nothing without me. 156 00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:58,611 - I'd be nothing? - Yes. 157 00:08:58,635 --> 00:09:00,899 I am the brand, Diana. I am the brand! 158 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:04,059 And I am the business and I'm the brains. 159 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,939 Well, I'm the brand. 160 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:08,099 Just listen. 161 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,899 - Stop being too hard on him. - I am Fatblasters. 162 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,699 Diana, you always go on about this, don't you? 163 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,419 Lu! 164 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,459 Hi.Hi! 165 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:28,019 - You're still here. - Yeah. I was just getting... 166 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:31,499 I left my scarf, that was... and then... 167 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:36,419 Exercise classes. You do them and I love exercise. 168 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:39,353 - We've got a circuit class tomorrow night. - Yeah. 169 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,979 - Circuits? - Yeah, shouldn't be a problem for a fit girl like you. 170 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,259 Once you pull up that Lycra, off you go. 171 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:47,859 And if you need any gym wear, we have our own branded range. 172 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,779 That's great! Brilliant. 173 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,059 Well, that's that sorted, isn't it? 174 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,220 Great, see you, then. That's good. 175 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:22,779 Oh, she finally arrives. 176 00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:24,660 Here, put that in that box. 177 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,539 - Aww! - Did she actually wear that? 178 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:35,379 Yeah, she was really popular at the tennis club. 179 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:38,979 Well, she needed some fashion advice. I suppose you're hungry? 180 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,579 No. 181 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:44,259 Maybe a bit. I mean, I could have something if you had it. 182 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:45,820 Help yourself. 183 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,739 I've got the appetite of a bird these days. 184 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,819 - Yeah. No, me too. - It's all down to Kit. 185 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,899 He's got this aura. 186 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,979 The weight just falls off. Yeah? 187 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:08,979 Slim Jim has lost eight and a half stone in a year. 188 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,339 Wow! That's like a whole other person. 189 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:16,540 - How has he done that? - Diet, determination and a lot of sweat. 190 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,779 What are these? I keep finding them everywhere. 191 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:25,099 Yeah, Mum loved her pottery classes. 192 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,659 She always thought her teacher looked like Patrick Swayze. 193 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,459 There's hundreds of them. 194 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:33,019 Yeah, she was probably better at vases, actually. 195 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,659 Well, we can't keep them all. They'll have to go in the skip. 196 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,499 What? No. Can't we at least put some of them in the charity box? 197 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,979 We could have cleared all this if you'd come earlier. 198 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:42,659 Yeah, well, I've been busy working. 199 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,980 Well, you weren't too busy to go to a slimming class. 200 00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:49,699 Or were you snooping? No. 201 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,700 Lu, what were you doing there? 202 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,819 You look just like Mum when you do that. 203 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:57,939 And you look like Dad when he was lying. I don't. 204 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,259 Yes, you do. Two peas in a pod. 205 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,539 Yeah, well, we had to be with you and Mum around. 206 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,819 Well, he put you on a pedestal. I can't see why. 207 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,459 Right, I'm not staying for this. 208 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,579 No! No way. 209 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,339 No way am I clearing this mess up on my own. 210 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:11,779 This is not a mess. This is my childhood home! 211 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,019 It's our childhood home. And I am not doing this by myself. 212 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,499 You could have just waited, Lia. 213 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,979 You could have just waited until after Mum's anniversary. 214 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,059 No, no, no. 215 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,700 Get out of my way! 216 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,939 Well, it's got to be done some time. 217 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,539 Oh, they're probably oversized 218 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:38,819 because of the before and after photos. 219 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,940 Look at Slim Jim's social media. 220 00:12:42,736 --> 00:12:46,299 - Oh, wow. - And that is all since joining Fatblasters. 221 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,579 It's all a big con if you ask me. 222 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:50,499 No, it's not. Lia said he's lost loads of weight. 223 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,819 Slimming classes, preying on people's insecurities, 224 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,779 ripping them off, crash diets that never work. 225 00:12:55,780 --> 00:13:00,059 It's just a big vicious, money-making, self-loathing cycle. 226 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,699 They do try and encourage some healthy eating. 227 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,100 Ah, nothing healthy about that. 228 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,020 Those are for members only. 229 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,940 Mm. They're actually quite good. 230 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,980 Oh, hi, Mary. 231 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:25,259 Ooh, dear, a bit of a long day, was it? 232 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,060 Not been sleeping too well. 233 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,619 Sports bags live on the bench. 234 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,500 Oh, right, yes. Sorry. 235 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,580 Um... 236 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,780 Oh, right. 237 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,659 - So are you not working out? - Not tonight. 238 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,539 Oh. I'll have to find another buddy. 239 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,859 Lu, darling. Need a partner? 240 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,459 I was just going to ask Jim, actually. 241 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:59,499 Why don't you partner up with your delightful sister? 242 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,019 Nothing like a bit of sibling rivalry to get you motivated. 243 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,540 Yes, great. Thank you. 244 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:12,179 - Oh, hello. - Look, I don't want any trouble. 245 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,459 I think we were both just a bit upset, weren't we? 246 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,060 What are you talking about? 247 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,939 Gather round, lose those pounds. 248 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,779 - Fatblasters slimmers. - We are winners. 249 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,019 - Never quit. - Let's get fit. 250 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,380 Right, running on the spot. 251 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,339 Arms to the right. 252 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,579 Arms to the left. 253 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,779 Up on high, down below. 254 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,100 And running on the spot again. Knees up high. 255 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:44,259 Come on, Lu. Bit more effort. 256 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:48,339 - That's it, that's it. Strong arms, Lia, strong arms. - Yep. 257 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:52,059 - Pump it. Pump it. - I'm pumping it, I'm pumping it. 258 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,934 - Pump. - Take control. 259 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,058 Achieve your goal. 260 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,671 All right, 20 burpees. 261 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:59,780 What? Burpees? 262 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,179 What has happened to your energy levels, Slim? 263 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:07,179 You managed burpees fine last month and you never even broke a sweat. 264 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,659 Yeah. 265 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:12,459 Right, come on, change partners. 266 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,620 No, no, no, no. Not you. Finish those first. 267 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,579 - Oh, thank you. Well done. - Oh, lovely. 268 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,819 - Bye, Lu. How you feeling? - You know, it was amazing. 269 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,059 I just can't wait to do it again. 270 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,299 Great stuff. Thank you. 271 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,659 Bye, Lu. See you. Bye then. 272 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,259 Why can't folk tidy up after themselves? 273 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,939 Oh, not me this time, not guilty. 274 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,899 - Do you need a hand? - Nearly done. Thanks, Lu. 275 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,739 Ah, thank goodness. 276 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,700 Come here, you little devil! 277 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,379 Bye then, Mary. 278 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,659 I'm trying my best, but it's not good enough for you. 279 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:01,339 - Nothing's ever good enough for you. - It's called motivation. 280 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,459 I'm sick of it and I'm sick of you. 281 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,019 - How dare you! - Just calm down, hm? 282 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,179 Come on then, big man. Come on. 283 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,860 I can't do this any more. 284 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,899 I told you not to push him. 285 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,099 Everything's fine. 286 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,939 Just a bit of Fatblasters tough love. 287 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,180 He'll be back. 288 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,500 Stupid, stupid idiot! 289 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,500 Ah, Jim. 290 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:30,219 Are you OK? 291 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,140 Oh, look, here. 292 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:40,419 Ah, thanks. Sorry, I didn't mean to. 293 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:45,099 It's all right. Kit giving you a hard time, was he? 294 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,579 Fatblasters is the only place I've lost weight this quickly. 295 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:52,339 - And now I've blown it. - No, I'm sure they'll have you back. 296 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,819 Thing is, I can't afford it. 297 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,859 Yeah, I mean, it is a bit expensive. 298 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,379 Spent it all on takeaway. 299 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,620 Me too. 300 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:05,699 I keep eating things I really shouldn't. 301 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,219 Biscuits, crisps, cakes. 302 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:10,019 You know, the cake shop on the high street that has the tangy... 303 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,219 The tangy little sweets on top. Oh! 304 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:15,819 I've stopped buying Fatblasters biscuits, 305 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,500 can barely afford the membership. 306 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,300 Do you think that's why he's giving you a hard time? 307 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,539 I shouldn't have overreacted. 308 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,979 Listen, don't worry about it, it's the stress. 309 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,539 It's cake withdrawal. 310 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,541 Yeah. 311 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,819 I should really apologise, shouldn't I? 312 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,391 Why don't you wait until tomorrow? Let everyone calm down. 313 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:42,259 - You know, Things look better in the morning. - Yeah, I suppose so. 314 00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:44,579 Thanks Lu. It's all right. 315 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,020 Goodnight. 316 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,500 - Oh, yeah, you can have them. - Thank you. 317 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,780 Coming... 318 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,660 Hi, Diana. 319 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,179 Diana? 320 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,580 Anyone there? 321 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,899 Put money in thy purse. 322 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,219 Yeah, no wonder Slim Jim can't afford it. 323 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,939 They must be making a fortune. 324 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,179 Yeah, hook them in and sell them tat. 325 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:36,140 What? I'm busy doing my doodles. 326 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:39,139 She is your sister. 327 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,940 There you go, if you're such a fan. 328 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,259 Shakespeare And Hathaway Private Investigators. 329 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:51,419 Lia! What a lovely surprise. 330 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,380 Oh, I'm afraid Lu's not... 331 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,620 A body? 332 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,659 A postmortem is being carried out 333 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:03,579 on the body which at present remains unidentified. 334 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,299 Whilst the precise cause of death is yet to be confirmed, 335 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,619 - I can say this was a ferocious... - Is he wearing make-up? 336 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,819 - Yeah, a lot of men do now. - We are appealing to anyone... 337 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,899 Yeah, Kit does. 338 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,099 - Men's grooming. Biggest untapped market. - Huh! 339 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,459 Oh, thank goodness you're here. 340 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,739 What's going on? 341 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:23,379 It's just awful. Mary found a body. 342 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,579 Oh, is she OK? 343 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,139 No! She's just seen a man with his skull caved in. 344 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,179 - Of course she's not OK. - Who is it? 345 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,420 They don't know because the face was... 346 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,419 Between you and me, I think it might be Kit. 347 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:40,859 - Kit? - Shut up! 348 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,899 He was wearing his monogrammed tracksuit. 349 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,499 The one he was wearing last night, baby blue? 350 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,460 The blood will never come out of it. 351 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,140 It's a cashmere blend. 352 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,379 Doesn't mean it's definitely him 353 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,660 because he was wearing the same clothes. 354 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,540 - He's got a very distinctive birthmark. - Where? 355 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,499 Oh. I'll, uh... 356 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,420 Yeah, I'll go and find out what's going on. 357 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,180 What? 358 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,339 What sort of deranged animal could do that? 359 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,699 Speaking of deranged animals, what are you sniffing around here? 360 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,059 Ah, Joseph, always a pleasure. 361 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,299 Tough case? 362 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,499 No, it's not. 363 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,539 Looking a bit green around the gills. 364 00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:26,819 No, I don't. 365 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,979 It's probably just the make-up. 366 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,259 - What do you want? - I'm here on a related case. 367 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,179 Just wondering if I could be of assistance. 368 00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:34,379 YOU be of assistance? 369 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,899 I'm only trying to be helpful. 370 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,460 It'd be helpful if you kept your nose out of my case. 371 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,700 Sorry, sweet cheeks. 372 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,459 It was like a scene from a horror film. You poor thing. 373 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:50,939 Like one of my nightmares. 374 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,979 - And you think it was Kit? - Mm-hm. 375 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:55,139 Can you think of anyone that would want to hurt him? 376 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,980 No, everyone adored him. 377 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,699 I'm so sorry. 378 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,419 It's devastating. 379 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,460 Kit WAS Fatblasters. 380 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,139 Who would have thought when we left here last night... 381 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,939 You left here together? 382 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,979 I gave Mary a lift home. 383 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,579 Such a savage attack. 384 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,179 Don't think about it, Mary. 385 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:18,419 Do you think it could be business related? 386 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:21,099 You know, is there anyone that he fell out with recently or...? 387 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,099 Val Twigg. 388 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,939 - Val? - You know her? 389 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,459 Sort of. 390 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:27,859 She was here last night. 391 00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,259 Was she? 392 00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,219 - Worse than a stalker. - What, Val? 393 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,820 Hanging around like a bad smell. 394 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:38,179 Do you think that Kit and Val maybe were...? 395 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,939 It was quite a shock. 396 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,979 I thought he had better taste. 397 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,740 But when he broke it off... 398 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:49,939 It's her the police should be talking to. 399 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,700 Will you excuse us? 400 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,419 I'll distract Keeler, you talk to Val. 401 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,860 Yeah. 402 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,259 Hiya. 403 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:20,099 I wondered if I could have a word. 404 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,619 What is it? 405 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,219 It's about Kit. 406 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,779 You'd better come in. 407 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,940 Thanks. 408 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:34,179 Oh, you're not weighing in with the Twiggsters, then? 409 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,940 Oh, I was just testing them for... 410 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,059 Who am I trying to kid? 411 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,700 Twiggsters is just me. 412 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,660 I don't suppose I could offer you a discount? 413 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,699 I'm busy, you know, working on the case. 414 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,019 Have you made any progress? 415 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:55,059 I'm afraid I've got a bit of bad news. 416 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,059 Can things get much worse? 417 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:59,619 They found a body at Fatblasters. 418 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,059 A body? 419 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,740 Yeah, they think it might be Kit. 420 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,019 It can't be. 421 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,020 I only saw him last night. 422 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:12,139 You think I... 423 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,339 I-I didn't. I-I couldn't. 424 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:17,420 What time did you leave there last night? 425 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,340 Just before 9:00, about five to. 426 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:25,740 How come you never mentioned your relationship with Kit? 427 00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,900 We met at a slimmers conference. 428 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,499 He was one of the speakers there. 429 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,699 All the women adored him. 430 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,099 Hung on his every word. 431 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,619 But he chose me. 432 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,160 And like a fool. 433 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:54,700 He was only interested in one thing. 434 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:58,579 My members. 435 00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,219 - Your members? - Mm. 436 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,699 Pumped me for information on my business, 437 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:05,139 even came along to my meetings. 438 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:08,340 Then he dumped me, by text. 439 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,660 What were you doing at Fatblasters last night? 440 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:17,220 He phoned me yesterday, out the blue, said he wanted to see me. 441 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,940 I am so pleased you could make it. 442 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:25,099 Val, darling... 443 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,820 ...I'd like to make a proposal. 444 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:31,299 Yes? 445 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,979 A partnership, of sorts... 446 00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,939 ...in Fatblasters. 447 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:39,380 - Fatblasters? - Yeah. 448 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,579 What about Diana? Diana's history, forget about her. 449 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,979 I'd be the frontman, obviously, 450 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:50,059 and you could do all the back room, paperworky stuff 451 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:51,940 that you're so good at. 452 00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:56,420 You might want to slim down, just a tad. 453 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,619 Val! 454 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:03,299 Val, it's all about the brand! 455 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,940 You've got to help me. I didn't kill him. 456 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:21,939 - Val Twigg? - Yes. 457 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,499 Valerie Twigg, I'm arresting you on suspicion of the murder 458 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,939 of Kit Willow. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm 459 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,499 your defence if you do not mention when questioned something 460 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,459 you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence. 461 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:34,259 Are you interfering with my case again? 462 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:36,540 No, I'm just visiting a client. 463 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:41,420 You tell Frank Hathaway I am not stupid. 464 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,339 Our victim. 465 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,459 Kit Willow, early 40s. 466 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:51,259 Fatblasters' charismatic slimming guru. 467 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:55,499 And he met his business partner, Diana Winter, in 2014 468 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:58,619 at a slimming conference. She heard him speak, and then, well... 469 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,499 The cash rolled in.Yeah. 470 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,099 If Diana's his business partner, 471 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,859 why would she want to kill Fatblasters' golden goose? 472 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:08,659 Maybe she knew he wanted to lay eggs with Val? 473 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:11,659 Well, Diana claims that she left Kit to lock up on his own 474 00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:13,779 that night, and she dropped Mary home. 475 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,379 Who is Mary? 476 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:18,019 Oh, she's my slimming buddy. Yeah, she's really sweet. 477 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,499 Does she have a motive? 478 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,339 Well, to be fair, she doesn't look like she could take Kit on. 479 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,219 Yeah, and anyway, Diana dropped her home. 480 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:25,699 They could have come back? 481 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,779 Or it could have been an opportunist? 482 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:28,939 Nah. 483 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:30,219 I've got a feeling in me guts. 484 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,219 Hold it in. 485 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:35,179 This has definitely got something to do with Fatblasters. 486 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,099 It's too brutal for a random attack. 487 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:40,259 And there was a slimming biscuit wrapper at the scene. 488 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,699 Val had the motive and opportunity. 489 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,659 She did seem surprised when she found out he was dead. 490 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,739 - What about the sweaty one? - Slim Jim? 491 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,739 Mm, Kit's his last hope of losing weight. 492 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,859 So, where does that leave us? 493 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,660 Oh, I don't know. 494 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,459 Look, we're going to have to include your sister. 495 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:00,699 What, Lia?! 496 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,339 Well, she was a member of the slimming club, she knew the victim, 497 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,619 and she was there on the night. 498 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:07,939 Yeah, she could have some vital information. 499 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:10,059 - OK, I'll talk to her. - I'll come with you. 500 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,339 No. 501 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:14,499 Because I think the gentle approach would be better. 502 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,060 So, I'll come with you. 503 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,979 Are you OK? 504 00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:25,100 Yeah, I'm fine. I don't need a counsellor. 505 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,140 Sorry. Sorry. 506 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:36,059 It's just getting rid of all Mum's stuff, it seems... 507 00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:38,380 It seems really final. 508 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,979 Oh, hi. 509 00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:52,659 Oh, hello, Sebastian. Lovely to see you. 510 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:54,099 And you. 511 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:55,779 Oh, excuse the mess. 512 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:57,939 Oh, you should see the state of my place. 513 00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,739 Is that an invitation? 514 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,179 Yeah, yeah... So, we just thought we'd come along 515 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,059 and see how the plans for the anniversary... 516 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,179 - Ow! - Oh! Sorry. 517 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:10,085 I've got a viewing in a minute, so you'd better be quick. 518 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,310 - Charming. - Have you sorted the flowers out for Friday? 519 00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:14,396 What? No, you were supposed to be sorting the flowers. 520 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,821 Was I? 521 00:28:16,204 --> 00:28:17,454 Yes. 522 00:28:17,543 --> 00:28:19,300 Gosh, they're early! 523 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:25,939 Oh... Oh, it's Diana. 524 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,659 Hello, Diana. Hang on a minute. 525 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:36,259 Is she OK? 526 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,259 She seems a bit stressed. 527 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,739 Yeah, well, she's not the only one. 528 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,419 Hello, Diana. 529 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,659 Oh, Lia, I'm so sorry to impose. 530 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:47,660 No, no, not at all. Come through, come through. 531 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:52,819 Hello, Diana. 532 00:28:52,820 --> 00:28:55,259 - Lu's just leaving. - What? Am I? 533 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:57,499 I'm Sebastian, Lu's work colleague. 534 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,259 - So sorry for your loss. - Oh... 535 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,659 Everyone's been so kind. 536 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:05,379 Slim Jim came round with flowers. 537 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:08,859 People have left tributes at the church hall. 538 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:10,779 He was so loved. 539 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,379 Well, not by everyone. 540 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,379 - Lu. - Well, I mean, obviously. 541 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,219 Someone wanted him dead. 542 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,979 I think we'd better go, yes? 543 00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:21,780 Yes, I think you better had! 544 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,019 I am so sorry, Diana. 545 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,339 Now, I don't want you to worry about anything. 546 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:31,619 - I'm going to ring all the members. - Oh, if you could. 547 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,779 I'm going to tell them all about what's happened, 548 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,539 and I'm going to cancel Kit's sessions. 549 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,019 No! 550 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,939 Oh... no. 551 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,859 That won't be necessary. 552 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,619 I'll take over. 553 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:45,179 It's what he would have wanted. 554 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,939 The show must go on. 555 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:53,579 Erm, is Lia on something? 556 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:55,419 Something not right. 557 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,859 Look how clean and tidy Diana's car is. 558 00:29:57,860 --> 00:30:00,019 Robyn only looks like this when she's had a valet. 559 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:02,139 Well, this has been valeted. 560 00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:03,620 Oh, yeah. 561 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,860 Uh... Lu! 562 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:15,419 Oh, just... missed a bit there, so I was just... 563 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:17,939 That's it. Looking good. 564 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,060 Awkward. 565 00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:22,139 You go back to the office. 566 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:24,659 I'm going to go back in when Diana leaves. 567 00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:27,979 Are you sure that's wise? 568 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,620 Yeah, I need to speak to Lia. 569 00:30:43,380 --> 00:30:45,139 Hello. 570 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,819 Where's Lu? 571 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,579 Oh, a change of plan. She stayed behind. 572 00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,540 How were they? 573 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,979 On a scale of one to ten? 574 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,140 If one is... 575 00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,440 .and ten is... 576 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:03,859 ...then I would say nearer death by dumbbell. 577 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:06,699 But it is their mum's anniversary tomorrow. 578 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,019 Lu shouldn't really be working. 579 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:12,099 Yeah, you're right. 580 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:13,860 That's not what you said earlier. 581 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:16,739 Hop to it, you! 582 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:19,140 We've got to solve this case, and quickly. 583 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:38,259 How many of those have you had? 584 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,019 Well, I've got to keep my strength up. 585 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,539 Aw! 586 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,099 Poor Mum. 587 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,379 Poor Mum? 588 00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,499 More like, poor us. What? 589 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,219 Yeah. I mean she shamed us. 590 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,459 She fell off a cruise liner being groped by the captain. 591 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,379 Don't talk about Mum like that. 592 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,539 Why not? 593 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,419 Because she was always so lovely to you. 594 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,219 - No, she wasn't. - Yes, she was! 595 00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,859 She always thought you were perfect. 596 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,539 - No, she didn't! - She absolutely did. 597 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,859 You were always her favourite. 598 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,539 No, she was always going on about you. 599 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,739 It was always, "Lu this and Lu that." 600 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:09,419 Do you know she sent me every single press cutting when you won that 601 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:10,979 stupid hairdressing competition? 602 00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,539 - Did she? - Yeah. 603 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,019 Imagine how I felt. 604 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,499 Playing second fiddle to a hairdresser. 605 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,419 How dare you?! 606 00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:20,939 - Get out! - There's nothing wrong with being a hairdresser! 607 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,379 And, anyway, I'm a private investigator now. 608 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,027 - What are you doing? - Get out! 609 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,339 - What are you doing?! - Just get out! Ow! 610 00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:31,220 You stupid, spoiled, entitled, moo-moo! 611 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,820 Moo-moo... 612 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,459 I'm sorry, a barrage of biscuits? 613 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,819 Yeah, in my face. 614 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:42,859 I think you're right, I think she might be on drugs. 615 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,459 Who? Lia. 616 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:45,819 Well, that would fit. 617 00:32:45,820 --> 00:32:48,299 Erratic behaviour, aggression, nightmares. 618 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,099 I thought she was clean living? 619 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,539 She is, supposedly. 620 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,899 Body's a temple, and all that rubbish. 621 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,139 Unless she was spiked. 622 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,819 If this has been going on for a while, she could be addicted. 623 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:59,699 Yeah, and we'd have to wean her off it. 624 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,979 Yeah, but first we'd have to work out what it is 625 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,979 and how it's getting into her system. 626 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:05,659 Mary's been having nightmares. 627 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:07,259 Has she? Yeah. 628 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:10,179 Sebastian, do Fatblasters have a vitamin tablet? 629 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,579 They certainly do. 630 00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:14,419 Be easy enough to put some sort of appetite suppressant in them. 631 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,539 Yeah, but not into Lia. She doesn't do tablets. 632 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,940 Gag reflex. 633 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,660 Erm... 634 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:24,859 Oh. I mean, I know they look like cardboard, 635 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,940 but they're actually really moreish... 636 00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:32,099 Oh, you little beauties. 637 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:34,580 Sebastian, check out that factory. 638 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:56,339 I know we're all deeply shocked by what... 639 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:59,579 Oh, welcome. Come in, come in, join us. 640 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,499 We'll weigh you both in later. 641 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:04,100 You two better not be here to cause any trouble. 642 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,780 Mary. 643 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:11,379 How have you been coping? 644 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,859 - I was just wondering. - Yes? 645 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:18,619 Where do you get the drugs? 646 00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:20,019 Drugs? 647 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,299 Oh, sorry, you must be in the wrong group. 648 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,899 Rehab is Monday afternoon. 649 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:28,099 My name is Frank Hathaway. 650 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:31,899 I work with Lu. We're private investigators. 651 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,979 A client of ours, Val Twigg, is about to be charged 652 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:36,059 with Kit's murder. 653 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,699 Positivity! 654 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,459 Positivity! Let's forget about... 655 00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,179 ...murder. 656 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,379 And the thing is, we believe she's innocent. 657 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:49,019 Val just wanted to know the secret of Fatblasters' success. 658 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,259 The group's miraculous weight loss was achieved by... 659 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:52,619 Will power! 660 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,299 Drugs. 661 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,779 A deadly designer drug, called the Beast. 662 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:59,339 It was hidden in the slimming biscuits, would you believe? 663 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:00,579 And it's highly addictive. 664 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:01,979 With some nasty side-effects. 665 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,339 This is ludicrous! 666 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,899 Yes, it is ludicrous. 667 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,539 Come on, you two. What? 668 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,299 Get out.Lia... Lu, get out. Get off! 669 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,859 Extreme aggression, nightmares, hallucinations. 670 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,379 - Get out! See? - All this manic behaviour! 671 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:18,099 All these mood swings! One minute you're up, the next you're down. 672 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:19,939 Yeah, well, I'm bound to be upset this week. 673 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,419 I mean, it's Mum's anniversary! 674 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,619 You assaulted me with a biscuit...! 675 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,379 Excuse me. 676 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,579 Wow. Erm... 677 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,659 Do you always sweat like that? 678 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,819 Oh, no. Just the last couple of... 679 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,859 Couple of weeks? 680 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,099 Yeah. 681 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,459 It's withdrawal. 682 00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,779 Withdrawal. 683 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:43,619 See, I believe the Beast caused someone in this room... 684 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,539 ...to murder Kit. 685 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:48,579 Kit had nothing to do with drugs. 686 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,899 I agree. 687 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:52,139 Thank you. Finally. 688 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:55,020 It was you who masterminded the Beast in the biscuit. 689 00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:58,500 The Beast in the biscuit. 690 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:06,099 This is an invoice from the factory made out to you. 691 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,979 You honestly believe this guff? 692 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:12,299 We know that Kit was looking for another business partner. 693 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,379 He called Val on the night he was murdered, 694 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,739 asked to meet her at the office. 695 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,860 According to her, she left at five to nine. 696 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,620 It's all about the brand, Val! 697 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,699 What the hell was she doing here? 698 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:33,099 None of your business, Diana. 699 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,660 Get out my way! 700 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:38,219 Mary? 701 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:41,300 How many of these slimming biscuits are you having every day? 702 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,459 Loads.Yeah. 703 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,859 And are you on any medication? 704 00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:48,339 Yeah. 705 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:51,499 You see, I think that the build-up of the Beast in your system, 706 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,579 along with the tablets that you've been taking, 707 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,740 has caused an extreme reaction. 708 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,380 Thoughtless, lazy people! 709 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,179 - Kit! - What? 710 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,540 Please pick that up. 711 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,179 Why don't you pick that up yourself, Mrs Mop? 712 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,659 That's what cleaners are paid for. 713 00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:17,059 - Litterbug! - Ooh, I'm scared 714 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,979 What you going to do, tickle me to death with your feather duster? 715 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,259 What the hell is going on? 716 00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:25,560 Show some respect! 717 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:28,339 - Mary...! - Be responsible! 718 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:30,339 And pick up your litter! 719 00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:31,820 What have you done? 720 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,140 I was just having a word with Kit about his littering. 721 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:41,059 I... 722 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,819 I fainted. 723 00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,619 Isn't that right, Diana? 724 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:49,339 There is no evidence to prove this fantasy story. 725 00:37:49,340 --> 00:37:50,979 Maybe you're the one on drugs! 726 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:52,739 Just tell me the truth. 727 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:55,779 This had nothing to do with me! 728 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:59,139 Why did you get your car valeted the next morning, then? 729 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:01,699 The vall-et said... Val-ay. 730 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:06,660 The VALET said you told them it was your injured pet dog. 731 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:11,739 It was Kit's blood on Mary's clothing that stained 732 00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:14,739 the front passenger seat. 733 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,739 You didn't want a drug scandal, 734 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,179 so you drove Mary away from the scene of the crime. 735 00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:22,379 So what if I helped a friend in need? 736 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:23,779 I didn't murder him! 737 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:26,859 You assisted an offender and withheld vital information. 738 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:28,740 As well as drugging everyone. 739 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,979 Shut door upon me, 740 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:37,660 and so give me up to the sharp'st kind of justice. 741 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,540 DS Keeler? It's Frank. 742 00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,739 Hathaway. 743 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,899 Listen, you better get down to the church hall. 744 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,299 I think we've solved the case. 745 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,779 How could I have done that to Kit...?! 746 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,899 Mary, it's not your fault. 747 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,819 None of us have been ourselves these last few weeks. 748 00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:58,460 You didn't murder anybody...! 749 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,739 It wasn't you, Mary. 750 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,659 It was the drugs. 751 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,499 Hey, Joe! 752 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,339 Maybe you should put your make-up back on, 753 00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:16,059 call another press conference! 754 00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:18,979 Announce Val's release after her wrongful arrest. 755 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,779 - Hilarious. - Yeah...! 756 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:22,259 Poor Mary. 757 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,019 Well, if they can prove she was acting under the influence of drugs, 758 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:27,499 they might be able to argue for diminished responsibility. 759 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,099 I hope so. She was hardly in her right mind, was she? 760 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,179 Oh, that is good news. 761 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,699 Means I don't have to apologise for my appalling behaviour. 762 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,259 Oh, typical. 763 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:39,379 Erm, not even a little apology? 764 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:40,500 No. 765 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,699 - Teeny tiny apology? - Oh... 766 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,059 All right. 767 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,619 Sorry, Lu. 768 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:48,939 Aw! 769 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:53,419 And, really, we should be thanking Lia... in a way. 770 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:57,019 Because were it not for her timely biscuit bombardment, 771 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:59,340 we might never have solved the case. 772 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,419 Thanks, yeah... Thanks. Great. 773 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,059 There we go. 774 00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:08,819 A joint Shakespeare and Hathaway family effort! 775 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,739 Oh, don't look like that. 776 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,179 I'm going home tomorrow, anyway. 777 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,620 What? 778 00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:17,739 We've had an offer on Mum's house. 779 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,659 Full asking price. 780 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:22,099 Oh, right. Well, that was quick. 781 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,579 Yeah, I know. 782 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:26,979 Young family, two girls. 783 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:29,899 - Two girls, eh? - Hm. 784 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:33,099 Do you think they'll argue over who gets the biggest room? 785 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,500 Yeah, probably. 786 00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:37,819 And do you think the old, bossy one will win? 787 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:40,140 No. I think the young, tubby one will. 788 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,779 Well, the plaque's nice. 789 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,139 Yeah. 790 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,019 And the flowers are... 791 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:57,940 I asked for a traditional bouquet in her favourite colours. 792 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,379 She always hated blue...! 793 00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:03,660 Hated it...! 794 00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:07,220 And she hated benches...! 795 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:10,579 She hated me. 796 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,099 She did. 797 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,579 All's well that ends well. 798 00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:20,419 Look. Huh? 799 00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:23,219 Genevieve's favourite. Oh! 800 00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:26,579 - With pineapple. - How did you know? 801 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:29,139 A detective never reveals his sources. 802 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:33,900 Mum developed her love of pizza and red wine on a holiday in Naples. 803 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:37,780 Hide the evidence! 804 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:41,899 - Hello! - Val! 805 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,379 - Wow, you look amazing. - Oh, thanks. 806 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:45,619 Well, Jim said it was you. 807 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:47,939 Jim? Jim! 808 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:50,059 - Hey, Jim! - Hey, Jim! 809 00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,539 New members? 810 00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,459 Some old, some new. 811 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,939 Oh, that's brilliant. 812 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,779 I just want to say thanks. 813 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:59,939 Twiggsters wouldn't have survived if it weren't for you. 814 00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:01,939 Better go, don't want to keep the group waiting. 815 00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:03,259 Bye. 816 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,939 Bye-bye. Bye, Val! 817 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,300 I like Val... 818 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,659 To Genevieve. 819 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,537 - To Mum. - To Mum. 820 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,256 - Cheers. - Cheers. 821 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,467 Cheers.