1 00:00:00,977 --> 00:00:02,279 DO YOU WANT A LEAN BODY FOR SUMMER? 2 00:00:02,313 --> 00:00:04,181 WELL, THE TIME TO START IS NOW. 3 00:00:04,215 --> 00:00:06,250 NO GIMMICKS, NO CRASH DIETS, 4 00:00:06,283 --> 00:00:08,185 AND ABSOLUTELY NO DRUGS. 5 00:00:08,219 --> 00:00:10,187 THINK HEALTHY AND BE HEALTHY. 6 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:11,188 YOU CAN START NOW. 7 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:13,557 JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND BECOME THE BEST YOU 8 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:14,558 YOU CAN BE. 9 00:00:14,591 --> 00:00:15,726 UGH! 10 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:16,860 CUT! GOING AGAIN. 11 00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:19,096 SORRY, DID I MESS UP THE COMMERCIAL? 12 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,231 NO, IT'S FINE. ARE YOU OKAY? 13 00:00:20,264 --> 00:00:21,698 AH, I THINK IT'S CRAMPS. 14 00:00:21,732 --> 00:00:22,833 OH, I HAVE BURNING ON MY SIDE. 15 00:00:22,866 --> 00:00:25,602 SIT DOWN, TAKE A FEW MINUTES, AND CATCH YOUR BREATH. 16 00:00:25,636 --> 00:00:27,138 EVERYBODY ELSE KEEP RUNNING! 17 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:28,205 WE'RE NOT FILMING. 18 00:00:28,239 --> 00:00:29,206 WE DON'T DO THIS FOR THE CAMERAS. 19 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,507 WE DO IT FOR OURSELVES. 20 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:32,243 WE CAN'T GO AGAIN WITH HIM SITTING THERE. 21 00:00:32,276 --> 00:00:34,145 FINE, UM, BUT THAT FELT PHONY. 22 00:00:34,178 --> 00:00:35,746 AT LEAST LET ME GET A LITTLE WORKOUT. 23 00:00:35,779 --> 00:00:37,881 MAYBE IF I'M BREATHING AS HARD AS THEY ARE, 24 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:40,184 I WON'T SEEM LIKE SUCH AN EVIL TASK MASTER. 25 00:00:40,217 --> 00:00:41,352 ALL RIGHT, TAKE FIVE, GUYS. 26 00:00:44,155 --> 00:00:45,256 HOW YOU FEELING? 27 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:46,557 I THINK I'M READY TO DO THIS. 28 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:48,359 YOU SURE? 29 00:00:48,392 --> 00:00:50,161 THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WAY TO FIGHT THROUGH. 30 00:00:50,194 --> 00:00:51,862 ALL RIGHT, CONCENTRATE ON THOSE KNEES. 31 00:00:51,895 --> 00:00:52,863 LEAN INTO IT. 32 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:53,864 AND LIFT. 33 00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:55,199 LIFTING. 34 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:56,867 COME ON, PUSH IT! 35 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:59,403 COME ON, YOU'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP. 36 00:00:59,436 --> 00:01:00,904 THOSE EIGHT STEPS ARE THE DIFFERENCE 37 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:02,673 BETWEEN FAT AND THIN. 38 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:03,907 SEVEN, SIX, 39 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,442 FIVE, FOUR! 40 00:01:05,476 --> 00:01:07,144 ONE MORE! 41 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:08,912 NICE JOB! 42 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:11,182 YOU FEEL THAT BURN? 43 00:01:11,215 --> 00:01:13,184 THAT'S YOUR BODY CARVING OUT ITS NEW SHAPE. 44 00:01:13,217 --> 00:01:14,718 OKAY. DON'T SIT. 45 00:01:14,751 --> 00:01:16,387 JUST TAKE IT SLOW ON THE WAY DOWN. 46 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:19,456 OH, BOY. 47 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:21,225 [huffs] 48 00:01:23,327 --> 00:01:24,361 ARE YOU OKAY? 49 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:35,272 YOU OKAY? 50 00:01:36,573 --> 00:01:39,543 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 51 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:49,620 * 52 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:59,630 * 53 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:17,714 ANY IDEA WHY WE'RE GETTING 54 00:02:17,748 --> 00:02:20,317 HALF AS MANY REQUESTS FOR YOU AS USUAL? 55 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:21,785 DEMOCRATS' HEALTH CARE PLAN? 56 00:02:21,818 --> 00:02:24,255 AT LEAST WE HAVE ONE CASE THAT LOOKS INTRIGUING. 57 00:02:24,288 --> 00:02:26,957 30-YEAR-OLD FITNESS TRAINER SUDDENLY CAN'T BREATHE. 58 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:28,859 COLLAPSES AND BREAKS HER ANKLE. 59 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:30,461 THAT'S IT? 60 00:02:30,494 --> 00:02:32,696 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ARGUE WHY THIS CASE IS BENEATH YOU? 61 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:33,930 NO POINT. 62 00:02:33,964 --> 00:02:35,632 I'M IN AN ELEVATOR. CAN'T RUN AWAY. 63 00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:37,434 YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY ANYWAY. 64 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:38,769 THAT'S JUST MEAN. 65 00:02:38,802 --> 00:02:40,271 [elevator dings] 66 00:02:45,676 --> 00:02:46,810 WHY ARE WE STILL TOGETHER? 67 00:02:46,843 --> 00:02:49,546 WE ARE GOING TO OUR OFFICE. 68 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:51,582 PRONOUN CONFUSION. 69 00:02:51,615 --> 00:02:53,984 STARTS KICKING IN ONCE YOU PASS CHILD-BEARING AGE. 70 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:55,719 WELL, THAT'S JUST MEAN. 71 00:02:55,752 --> 00:02:57,321 MY OFFICE WAS RECENTLY DESTROYED. 72 00:02:57,354 --> 00:02:59,956 I THOUGHT I'D USE THE OFFICE OF THE DOCTOR 73 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:00,924 DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE. 74 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:02,893 I THINK THE PATIENT HOLDING THE GUN TO MY HEAD 75 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:03,994 WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE. 76 00:03:04,027 --> 00:03:05,629 MY DESK WON'T FIT IN HIS CELL. 77 00:03:05,662 --> 00:03:07,798 YOU CAN USE OUR OUTER OFFICE. 78 00:03:19,376 --> 00:03:21,412 WHERE'S FOREMAN AND THIRTEEN? 79 00:03:21,445 --> 00:03:22,846 DOWN IN THE GRC. 80 00:03:22,879 --> 00:03:24,848 THIRTEEN STARTED HER CLINICAL TRIALS TODAY. 81 00:03:24,881 --> 00:03:25,849 WHAT'S CUDDY DOING IN YOUR OFFICE? 82 00:03:25,882 --> 00:03:27,818 OTHER THAN THROWING OFF 83 00:03:27,851 --> 00:03:28,885 THE FENG SHUI WITH HER ASS 84 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,388 THAT FACES ALL EIGHT SIDES OF THE BAGUA AT ONCE? 85 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,290 THESE WALLS AREN'T SOUNDPROOF. 86 00:03:33,324 --> 00:03:34,425 I'M WELL AWARE. 87 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:36,760 NORMAL CT MEANS THAT HER LUNG PROBLEM 88 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:38,895 HAS THE DISTINCTION OF HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH HER LUNGS. 89 00:03:38,929 --> 00:03:40,331 STEROIDS. 90 00:03:40,364 --> 00:03:41,832 NO ONE LOOKS THIS FIT WITHOUT CHEATING. 91 00:03:41,865 --> 00:03:44,401 ANABOLIC STEROIDS HACK AWAY AT THE IMMUNE SYSTEM, 92 00:03:44,435 --> 00:03:46,370 LEFT HER OPEN TO A PULMONARY INFECTION. 93 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:47,371 WOW. 94 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:49,072 MUSCLES AND CURVES. 95 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,741 MY PENIS IS SO CONFUSED. 96 00:03:50,774 --> 00:03:52,075 SHE'S NOT ON STEROIDS. 97 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:53,377 HER PROGRAM'S ALL ABOUT GETTING 98 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,411 IN SHAPE NATURALLY-- 99 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:55,612 EXERCISING, EATING RIGHT. 100 00:03:55,646 --> 00:03:57,381 AND YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE? 101 00:03:57,414 --> 00:03:59,383 (Kutner) SHE HAS INFOMERCIALS TO SELL HER DVDS. 102 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:01,452 WHAT? I'M UP LATE A LOT. 103 00:04:01,485 --> 00:04:03,554 AND YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE ON TV. 104 00:04:03,587 --> 00:04:04,688 GO RUN THE LABS. 105 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:05,956 (Cuddy) THE LABS ARE BACK. 106 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:07,791 AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF STEROID USE. 107 00:04:07,824 --> 00:04:09,860 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE READ HER FILE? 108 00:04:09,893 --> 00:04:12,463 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP BACKSEAT DIFFERENTIALATING? 109 00:04:12,496 --> 00:04:14,097 (Kutner) WHAT ABOUT ALLERGIES? 110 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,666 SHE GOES JOGGING EVERY MORNING. 111 00:04:15,699 --> 00:04:17,100 INHALES CAR FUMES DURING RUSH HOUR. 112 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,702 PERFECT, EXCEPT THAT 113 00:04:18,735 --> 00:04:22,339 SHE WAS JOGGING HALF A MILE FROM THE NEAREST ROAD. 114 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:24,040 IN THE COLD. 115 00:04:24,074 --> 00:04:25,542 COLD AIR HITS THE LUNGS, 116 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:27,010 SETS OFF AN ATTACK. 117 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,612 EXERCISE-INDUCED ASTHMA. 118 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,381 NICE TRY. 119 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:32,115 EXCEPT EIA DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE ELEVATED BP, 120 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:34,117 IF YOU'D READ THE FILE. 121 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,619 COME ON. 122 00:04:35,652 --> 00:04:37,854 BEFORE THE SHRIEKING HARPY MELTS MY BRAIN. 123 00:04:41,992 --> 00:04:42,959 HER BP'S FINE. 124 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:44,428 I KNOW. 125 00:04:44,461 --> 00:04:45,896 EXERCISE-INDUCED ASTHMA ACTUALLY FITS. 126 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:47,864 I KNOW. YOU KNOW. SHE CAN'T KNOW. 127 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:49,900 THE ONLY GOOD WAY TO TEST FOR EIA 128 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,436 IS TO RECREATE THE CONDITIONS IN WHICH THE ATTACK OCCURRED. 129 00:04:52,469 --> 00:04:53,504 BUT WE CAN'T EXACTLY MAKE HER RUN OUT IN THE COLD 130 00:04:53,537 --> 00:04:54,538 ON A BROKEN ANKLE. 131 00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:56,407 GET CREATIVE. 132 00:05:29,973 --> 00:05:31,508 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 133 00:05:39,082 --> 00:05:40,183 ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH? 134 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:41,652 TIGHTNESS IN YOUR CHEST? 135 00:05:41,685 --> 00:05:42,686 FEELING PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY. 136 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:44,087 NOT EVEN BREATHING HARD. 137 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,089 O2 STATS AND LUNG CAPACITY ARE STILL WELL WITHIN RANGE. 138 00:05:46,122 --> 00:05:47,458 YOUR CUFF'S SLIPPING DOWN. YOU WANT TO STOP FOR A MOMENT? 139 00:05:47,491 --> 00:05:48,592 I'D RATHER NOT. 140 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,961 HAVEN'T HAD ANY EXERCISE IN TWO DAYS. 141 00:05:50,994 --> 00:05:52,796 TAKE IT YOU DON'T GET A LOT OF FAT IN YOUR DIET. 142 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:54,631 I TAKE IT FROM YOUR TONE YOU THINK THAT'S A BAD THING. 143 00:05:54,665 --> 00:05:56,199 DO YOU EVER INDULGE? 144 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,468 HA, THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN INDULGING 145 00:05:57,501 --> 00:05:58,469 YOUR EVERY WHIM. 146 00:05:58,502 --> 00:06:00,003 I DIDN'T SAY EVERY. 147 00:06:00,036 --> 00:06:02,639 BUT A WHIM EVERY NOW AND THEN CAN MAKE LIFE A LITTLE-- 148 00:06:02,673 --> 00:06:04,441 YOU OKAY? TROUBLE BREATHING? 149 00:06:04,475 --> 00:06:05,976 NO, I FEEL FINE. WHY? 150 00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:13,650 NO PULSE. 151 00:06:13,684 --> 00:06:15,952 THIS ISN'T ASTHMA. 152 00:06:20,023 --> 00:06:21,892 THERE A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THE TRIAL? 153 00:06:21,925 --> 00:06:23,193 I'M TAKING OVER THE PEOPLE 154 00:06:23,226 --> 00:06:24,227 THAT ALREADY STARTED IT AT MERCY. 155 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,630 SO PRETTY FULL. 156 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,932 STOP. 157 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:32,035 ONE MORE TIME. NO TALKING. 158 00:06:35,238 --> 00:06:36,840 I SHOULDN'T BE HERE. 159 00:06:36,873 --> 00:06:38,642 IT'S NEPOTISM. 160 00:06:38,675 --> 00:06:40,844 I KNOW THE GUY RUNNING THE DRUG TRIALS, 161 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:42,245 SO I GET A SPOT. 162 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,514 YOU HAVE HUNTINGTON'S, 163 00:06:43,547 --> 00:06:45,549 SO YOU GET A SPOT. 164 00:06:45,582 --> 00:06:46,983 STOP. 165 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:49,085 ONE MORE TIME. 166 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:53,223 JUST THE FINGERS. NO MOUTH. 167 00:06:53,256 --> 00:06:54,625 THE POINT OF THIS THING 168 00:06:54,658 --> 00:06:56,560 IS TO IMPROVE NEURAL CELL LONGEVITY. 169 00:06:56,593 --> 00:06:57,728 WHICH DOESN'T MATTER MUCH BEFORE SYMPTOMS. 170 00:06:57,761 --> 00:06:58,795 SO YOU SHOULD GIVE MY SPOT TO SOMEONE-- 171 00:06:58,829 --> 00:07:00,030 SHUT UP. 172 00:07:02,866 --> 00:07:05,636 STOP. 173 00:07:05,669 --> 00:07:09,573 YOU CAN STOP FEELING GUILTY. 174 00:07:09,606 --> 00:07:13,276 YOUR BEST TAPPING RATE WAS .004 TAPS PER MILLISECOND. 175 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:15,612 MEANS YOUR NERVES HAVE STARTED DEGENERATING. 176 00:07:32,228 --> 00:07:34,297 YOU WANNA WORK IN HERE? 177 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:35,632 FINE. 178 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:37,601 ME TOO. 179 00:07:37,634 --> 00:07:39,302 WE'LL SPLIT THE DESK, 50-50. 180 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,171 THAT SIDE'S YOURS. THIS SIDE'S MINE. 181 00:07:41,204 --> 00:07:43,707 YOU'RE RIGHT. 182 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,308 THERE'S PLENTY OF SPACE HERE. 183 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:46,610 NEITHER ONE OF US NEEDS ALL OF IT. 184 00:07:46,643 --> 00:07:48,311 SO THAT'S YOUR STRATEGY. 185 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,046 TAKING THE HIGH ROAD. 186 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,247 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 187 00:07:51,281 --> 00:07:53,584 HUH? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 188 00:07:53,617 --> 00:07:54,918 I COULDN'T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE 189 00:07:54,951 --> 00:07:56,887 ON MY SIDE OF THE DESK. 190 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,589 PATIENT'S HEART STOPPED. 191 00:07:58,622 --> 00:08:00,256 WE SHOCKED HER BACK TO SINUS RHYTHM. 192 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,792 SHE'S STABLE. TEST DIDN'T SET IT OFF. 193 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:03,627 HER EKG WAS NORMAL. 194 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:07,864 WELL, SHE'S CONSISTENT. 195 00:08:07,898 --> 00:08:10,667 THE LUNG PROBLEMS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER LUNGS. 196 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:12,869 A HEART PROBLEM THAT HAS NOTHING DO WITH HER HEART. 197 00:08:12,903 --> 00:08:14,605 SOMETHING IS STRANGLING HER SYSTEM. 198 00:08:14,638 --> 00:08:16,573 CARCINOID TUMOR? 199 00:08:17,808 --> 00:08:19,776 FIND IT, CUT IT OUT. 200 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,855 CAN A LEAKING BREAST IMPLANT CAUSE JOINT PAIN? 201 00:08:31,888 --> 00:08:32,989 NO. 202 00:08:33,023 --> 00:08:35,659 AND SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE IMPLANTS. 203 00:08:35,692 --> 00:08:37,193 OR JOINT PAIN. WHAT'S GOING ON? 204 00:08:37,227 --> 00:08:39,596 GOT ANOTHER PATIENT. 205 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,265 I SET UP AN ONLINE SECOND OPINION CLINIC. 206 00:08:42,298 --> 00:08:44,901 PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE OR TRUST THEIR DOCTORS 207 00:08:44,935 --> 00:08:45,936 EMAIL SYMPTOMS. 208 00:08:45,969 --> 00:08:48,304 I CAN KNOCK OFF FOUR OR FIVE CASES OVER LUNCH. 209 00:08:48,338 --> 00:08:50,674 CLEAR TWO GRAND BY EMAILING THEM BACK. 210 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:52,042 ASCENDING COLON'S CLEAN. 211 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,143 THAT'S GOT TO BE ILLEGAL. 212 00:08:53,176 --> 00:08:54,711 ONLY IN NINE STATES, 213 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:55,979 AND THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM. 214 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,648 LEGAL NOTICE SPELLS OUT 215 00:08:57,681 --> 00:08:59,115 IT DOESN'T REPLACE DOCTOR'S VISITS, 216 00:08:59,149 --> 00:09:00,717 SO THERE'S NO OPPORTUNITY FOR MALPRACTICE. 217 00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:01,985 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 218 00:09:02,018 --> 00:09:03,186 IT'S NO BIG SECRET. 219 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:04,655 I GUESS I'M JUST NOT VERY CHATTY. 220 00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:06,256 YOU TOLD US WHEN YOU RENEWED YOUR SUBSCRIPTION 221 00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:08,191 TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. 222 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:09,726 SMALL INTESTINE LOOKS CLEAN. 223 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,127 MOVING INTO THE PYLORUS. 224 00:09:11,161 --> 00:09:12,829 SO YOU DON'T MIND IF I TELL HOUSE? 225 00:09:12,863 --> 00:09:15,398 ACTUALLY HOUSE MAY SORT OF MIND 226 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:18,635 BECAUSE I SORT OF SET IT UP IN HOUSE'S NAME. 227 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:20,403 NOTHING IN THE BILE DUCT. 228 00:09:20,436 --> 00:09:24,140 AND BY "SET IT UP IN HIS NAME," YOU MEAN? 229 00:09:24,174 --> 00:09:26,810 I MEAN, IT'S DR. GREGORY HOUSE'S SECOND OPINION CLINIC 230 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:29,245 WITH MEDICAL ADVICE DIRECT FROM DR. GREGORY HOUSE. 231 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:31,314 YOU'RE INSANE. 232 00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:33,650 WITH TWO DAYS TO LIVE. 233 00:09:33,684 --> 00:09:34,951 HOUSE IS NEVER GONNA FIND OUT. 234 00:09:34,985 --> 00:09:37,353 HE WILL IF I TELL HIM. 235 00:09:37,387 --> 00:09:39,222 OR YOU CUT ME IN FOR 30% 236 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:40,857 AND I KEEP YOUR SECRET SAFE. 237 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:42,125 THAT'S BLACKMAIL. 238 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:43,827 YES. 239 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:48,431 MOVING INTO THE--WHOA. 240 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:51,101 (Kutner) THAT'S HER STOMACH? 241 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:52,936 IT'S THE SIZE OF A SHOT GLASS. 242 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,971 BECAUSE OUR PATIENT'S A BIG, FAT CHEATER. 243 00:10:02,879 --> 00:10:04,080 SUBTLE. 244 00:10:04,114 --> 00:10:06,683 NO WAY YOU GENIUSES COULD'VE SPOTTED THIS. 245 00:10:06,717 --> 00:10:08,151 GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY. 246 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,686 SHE HAD HER STOMACH STAPLED. 247 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,887 THEN HAD THE RECORDS FROM HER FILES 248 00:10:10,921 --> 00:10:12,723 PULLED SO IT WOULDN'T RUIN 249 00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:14,691 THEIR DVD SALES. 250 00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:15,992 (Cuddy) CAN YOU DO THIS OUTSIDE? 251 00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:17,127 I COULD, 252 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,096 BUT THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF DOING IT HERE. 253 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,464 WHERE ARE THE SMART GUYS? 254 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,399 IF YOU MEAN FOREMAN AND THIRTEEN, 255 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,068 APPARENTLY THE FIRST APPOINTMENT OF THE DRUG TRIAL'S 256 00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:26,069 AN ALL-DAY THING. 257 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,771 I SAID YES TO THIS? 258 00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:29,105 HER GASTRIC BYPASS PROCEDURE COULD CAUSE-- 259 00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:30,741 FORGET THE BYPASS. 260 00:10:30,774 --> 00:10:32,308 TREAT HER LIKE A FAT GIRL. 261 00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,845 SHOULD WE TREAT HER LIKE A 60-YEAR-OLD ASIAN MAN TOO? 262 00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:35,846 SHE'S NOT FAT. 263 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:37,948 NOT ON THE OUTSIDE. 264 00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:40,316 BUT ON THE INSIDE, SHE'S STILL TONS OF FUN. 265 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,086 WHEN SHE WAS OBESE, 266 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,755 SHE PROBABLY HAD TYPE TWO DIABETES. 267 00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,256 COULD'VE LEFT HER WITH PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE. 268 00:10:46,289 --> 00:10:48,792 TEN POINTS FOR DOING WHAT I SAID. 269 00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:49,760 MINUS TEN POINTS FOR DOING IT BADLY. 270 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:53,163 IF THIS WAS DIABETES-INDUCED NERVE DAMAGE, 271 00:10:53,196 --> 00:10:54,731 IT WOULD'VE KICKED IN YEARS AGO. 272 00:10:54,765 --> 00:10:56,867 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS? 273 00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:00,771 CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND? 274 00:11:00,804 --> 00:11:01,772 MY BALLS. 275 00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:02,939 HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS? 276 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,374 GIANT ONE AND THE RED ONE. 277 00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:06,076 YOUR PLAN ISN'T GONNA WORK. 278 00:11:06,109 --> 00:11:07,878 OF COURSE IT IS. 279 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:08,845 I TRY TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE 280 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,080 TO MAKE YOU LEAVE. 281 00:11:10,113 --> 00:11:11,782 YOU DENY THAT IT'S MAKING YOU MISERABLE. 282 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:12,816 YOU TRY TO MAKE ME MISERABLE 283 00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:13,649 SO I'LL STOP MAKING YOU MISERABLE. 284 00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:14,717 AND EVENTUALLY YOU WILL LEAVE, 285 00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:17,453 CITING REASONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MISERY. 286 00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:18,789 YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING ME. 287 00:11:18,822 --> 00:11:21,024 STEP ONE COMPLETE. 288 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,293 I'M GONNA CALL YOU FROM MY CELL. 289 00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:28,131 AND THEN I WILL COME BACK IN HERE. 290 00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,199 HEY. 291 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,433 YEAH, I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM 292 00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:31,434 THAT I HAD HIS BALLS 293 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,937 AND HE'S NOT GETTING THEM BACK. 294 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:34,871 'SCUSE ME. 295 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,039 SLEEP APNEA EXPLAINS-- 296 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,374 APNEA WOULD'VE DISAPPEARED WHEN SHE SHRANK. 297 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,876 NOT IF IT DESTROYED 298 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:40,676 THE MUSCULATURE OF HER TRACHEA. 299 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,478 APNEA CUTS OFF OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN. 300 00:11:42,512 --> 00:11:43,814 THE RESULTING NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE-- 301 00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:44,881 SHE BEEN SNORING? 302 00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:46,049 SHE DIDN'T MENTION IT. 303 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:48,885 DID SHE MENTION FEELING TIRED AFTER A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP? 304 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:49,920 NO, BUT-- 305 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:51,922 (House) THIS ISN'T APNEA. 306 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,356 AND THIS IS A STUPID ROOM 307 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,358 TO BE DOING A DDX IN. 308 00:12:01,197 --> 00:12:03,867 CLIFF NOTES. 309 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,937 GASTRIC BYPASS ONLY MAKES HER SKINNY ON THE OUTSIDE. 310 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:09,039 ON THE INSIDE, WE HAVE HEART AND LUNG ISSUES 311 00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,373 NOT CAUSED BY HEART AND LUNG ISSUES. 312 00:12:10,406 --> 00:12:12,208 PRIVATE AREA, HOUSE. 313 00:12:12,242 --> 00:12:13,877 IT CAN WAIT. 314 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:14,878 YOU NEED TO CONSIDER SIDE EFFECTS 315 00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:15,979 FROM HER GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY. 316 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:16,913 (Kutner) FORGET THE BYPASS. 317 00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,314 LET THE DYING GIRL FINISH. 318 00:12:18,348 --> 00:12:19,349 YOU SAID FORGET THE-- 319 00:12:19,382 --> 00:12:21,017 TSST. 320 00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:23,286 DR. THIRTEEN HAS THE FLOOR. 321 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,155 BYPASS COULD CREATE MALABSORPTION ISSUES. 322 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:26,189 LEADS TO LOW POTASSIUM. 323 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:27,190 VERY STUPID. 324 00:12:27,223 --> 00:12:29,926 HER POTASSIUM'S FINE. 325 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:30,961 BUT HER INTESTINES AREN'T. 326 00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:32,528 GASTRIC BYPASS 327 00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:34,030 COULD CAUSE MALABSORPTION 328 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:35,131 BY CREATING A BLIND LOOP OF BOWEL. 329 00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,133 IT ULCERATES DURING EXERCISE. 330 00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:38,134 BACTERIA GET LOOSE IN THE BLOODSTREAM. 331 00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:39,435 MIGRATE TO THE HEART AND LUNGS. 332 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:40,904 VERY NOT STUPID. 333 00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:43,539 BACTERIA IN THE BOWELS MEANS 334 00:12:43,573 --> 00:12:44,908 THERE'S BACTERIA IN THE POOP. 335 00:12:44,941 --> 00:12:46,943 GET SOME AND TEST IT. 336 00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:48,044 HE COULD'VE COME UP WITH SIBO 337 00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:49,212 ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE HOSPITAL. 338 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:50,213 YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME DOWN HERE 339 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:51,147 AND SCREW WITH US. 340 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,084 BUT HER WRONG IDEA LED TO HIS RIGHT ONE. 341 00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:55,551 IT WAS VITAL SCREWING. 342 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,022 WE THINK YOUR SURGERY MIGHT'VE CAUSED 343 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,924 AN INFECTION CALLED SIBO. 344 00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:02,558 STOOL TESTS WILL HELP US TO CONFIRM. 345 00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:04,194 PUT SOME OF WHAT YOU'RE FULL OF 346 00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:07,163 IN HERE. 347 00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:09,866 IF SURGERY COULD SOMEHOW MAKE YOU TALLER, 348 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,568 WOULDN'T YOU DO IT? 349 00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:14,070 SURE. 350 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:15,571 BUT I WOULDN'T CALL A MEETING 351 00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,240 OF THE LOLLIPOP GUILD AND TELL THEM 352 00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:19,409 THEY CAN GROW IF THEY WORK REAL HARD AT IT. 353 00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,377 I DON'T TELL ANYONE NOT TO GET GASTRIC BYPASS. 354 00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:23,079 I TELL THEM HOW TO GET HEALTHY. 355 00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,280 HOW TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES. 356 00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:25,916 YEAH, BY TELLING THEM 357 00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:27,183 TO DO WHAT YOU WERE UNWILLING TO. 358 00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:28,919 I WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING. 359 00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:31,021 THYROID, HORMONES, CRASH DIETS-- 360 00:13:31,054 --> 00:13:31,922 NONE OF IT WORKED. 361 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:33,957 MY BODY WAS LIKE A PRISON. 362 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,959 WHEN I GOT THE SURGERY, 363 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:37,560 I GOT HEALTHY. 364 00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:38,895 AND WHEN I GOT HEALTHY, 365 00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:41,097 I GOT HAPPY. 366 00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:42,365 I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE HAPPY. 367 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:43,967 BUT IF YOU ARE, 368 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,968 BEING HEALTHY DIDN'T DO IT. 369 00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,002 BEING PRETTY DID. 370 00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:47,137 POOP IN THE BEDPAN. 371 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,238 [metal dings] 372 00:13:50,506 --> 00:13:52,342 HOUSE'S OFFICE? REALLY? 373 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,011 DID HE SEND YOU HERE TO BEG FOR IT BACK? 374 00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:56,379 WELL, THERE ARE DOZENS OF OTHER DOCTORS-- 375 00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,614 OTHER DOCTORS ACTUALLY USE THEIR OFFICES 376 00:13:58,648 --> 00:14:00,416 FOR CRAZY STUFF LIKE SEEING PATIENTS. 377 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,651 NOT THROWING A BALL AGAINST THE WALL 378 00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:02,953 AND CALLING IT WORK. 379 00:14:02,986 --> 00:14:05,155 IT'S HIS PROCESS. THAT BALL SAVES LIVES. 380 00:14:05,188 --> 00:14:07,023 DID HE GIVE YOU TALKING POINTS? 381 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,925 YEAH, BUT I ADDED ONE OF MY OWN. 382 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,393 DON'T TAKE HIS OFFICE AND PRETEND 383 00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:13,196 LIKE ALL YOU'RE DOING IS TAKING HIS OFFICE. 384 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,999 YOU CHOSE HIS ROOM BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE THERE. 385 00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,668 BUT SITTING NEAR HIM AND HOPING 386 00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:22,072 ISN'T GONNA GET IT DONE. 387 00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:25,508 LEAVE HERE NOW, OR I'LL TAKE YOUR OFFICE. 388 00:14:25,541 --> 00:14:27,510 NO, YOU WON'T. 389 00:14:31,514 --> 00:14:33,416 THE BOOB LADY EMAILED ME AGAIN 390 00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:35,218 COMPLAINING OF CHRONIC FATIGUE NOW. 391 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,253 SHE'S CONVINCED THE IMPLANTS ARE RESPONSIBLE. 392 00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:38,254 THEY'RE NOT. 393 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:39,522 I TOLD HER. 394 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,357 SHE SAYS SOMETHING IS, AND IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHAT 395 00:14:41,391 --> 00:14:43,126 SHE'S GONNA COMPLAIN TO THE LICENSING BOARD. 396 00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:44,394 [chuckling] IT'S NOT FUNNY. 397 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,395 IT IS. 398 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,562 YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE IT 399 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,131 BECAUSE IT'S GONNA DESTROY YOUR CAREER. 400 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,066 WHAT HAPPENED? 401 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,535 HE CALL FOREMAN "CLEAN AND ARTICULATE" AGAIN? 402 00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,704 IT IS SURPRISING. 403 00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:56,272 CLINIC PATIENTS JUST WHINING. 404 00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,108 WHAT'S THE POOP? 405 00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,976 IT'S GONNA TAKE ABOUT AN HOUR TO SPIN DOWN THE SAMPLE. 406 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:01,444 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 407 00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:02,712 YOU DON'T KNOW? 408 00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:06,149 I'M DOING MY FAMOUS SOCRATES IMPRESSION. 409 00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:08,084 THINK I REALLY NAILED THE ACCENT. 410 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,553 HIGH FAT CONTENT INDICATES SIBO. 411 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,555 AND WHAT DOES FAT DO IN WATER? 412 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:13,556 IT FLOATS. 413 00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,425 WHAT ELSE FLOATS IN WATER? 414 00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:22,232 CORRECT ANSWER IS A DUCK. 415 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:24,600 IF IT DOESN'T FLOAT, 416 00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,202 KUTNER MISSED THE BOAT. 417 00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:37,313 LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG TO DISMISS APNEA. 418 00:15:37,347 --> 00:15:38,614 YOU GUYS CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT 419 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,250 GLOATING IN THE SLEEP LAB. 420 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,059 WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT SCAR TISSUE AROUND THE IMPLANT? 421 00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,126 COULD THAT BE-- 422 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,594 THAT AMOUNT OF ENCAPSULATION'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 423 00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:53,096 WELL, I GOTTA TELL HER SOMETHING. 424 00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,397 TELL HER TO FIND A DECENT PLASTIC SURGEON 425 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:55,198 WHO CAN CORRECT THE PLACEMENT-- 426 00:15:55,231 --> 00:15:57,067 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR, 427 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,434 SHE'S SICK AND SHE'S LOPSIDED. 428 00:15:58,468 --> 00:15:59,535 TELL HER IT'S A VIRUS. 429 00:15:59,569 --> 00:16:00,670 IT PROBABLY IS, AND IT'LL GET HER 430 00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,105 OFF YOUR BACK FOR A FEW-- 431 00:16:02,138 --> 00:16:03,373 EMMY'S EEG IS FLATLINING. 432 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,178 WHERE WOULD SHE HAVE GONE? 433 00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,184 HEY, I LOOKED FOR YOU GUYS IN THE CONTROL ROOM, 434 00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,186 BUT YOU SEEMED BUSY. 435 00:16:16,219 --> 00:16:17,253 GET OFF THERE. 436 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,255 LAST TIME YOU EXERCISED, YOU HAD A CARDIAC INCIDENT. 437 00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:20,656 I FEEL FINE. YOU FELT FINE LAST TIME. 438 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,691 I ONLY SLEPT A COUPLE HOURS, 439 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,193 BUT I FEEL GREAT. 440 00:16:23,226 --> 00:16:24,594 CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE MACHINES? 441 00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:26,096 YOU'RE RUNNING ON A BROKEN ANKLE. 442 00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:27,097 (Emmy) IT DOESN'T HURT. 443 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,131 AND YOUR LEG IS BLEEDING. 444 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,805 YOU FEEL THAT? 445 00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:38,040 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 446 00:16:42,312 --> 00:16:43,613 NUMBNESS IN HER LEFT FOOT 447 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:45,315 IS ASCENDING INTO HER LEG. 448 00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:48,384 HOW DID SHE MANAGE TO SNEAK OUT FOR A RUN? 449 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:50,553 SHE SAID SHE NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 450 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:53,289 YOU TWO GET THE RESULTS OF THE SLEEP APNEA TEST, 451 00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:55,391 OR DID THOSE NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM TOO? 452 00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,693 ALPHA WAVES ON THE EEG RULED IT OUT. 453 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,697 I WAS MIXING SOME HYDROGEN SULFIDE 454 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,133 FOR GOOD AND VALID REASONS 455 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,767 AND MUST'VE SPILLED SOME ON MY SIDE. 456 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,236 DID IT WAFT OVER TO YOUR SIDE? 457 00:17:06,269 --> 00:17:07,270 CUNNING PLAN. 458 00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:08,471 YOU DO REALIZE 459 00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:10,473 IT'S GONNA STINK FOR HOURS ON BOTH SIDES. 460 00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:12,775 OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME? 461 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:15,778 I HOPE YOUR PATIENT ISN'T STILL SICK... 462 00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:17,280 FORCING YOU TO STAY HERE ALL NIGHT. 463 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,819 ASCENDING NUMBNESS MEANS HER NERVES ARE BREAKING DOWN. 464 00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:25,521 OR HER BRAIN. OR BOTH. 465 00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:26,389 WE'VE GOTTA GO. 466 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,458 LET ME FINISH. I'LL MEET YOU DOWN THERE. 467 00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:30,760 YOU WERE 15 MINUTES LATE YESTERDAY. 468 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:31,827 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DEVELOP BAD HABITS. 469 00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:33,396 APPRECIATE THE LIFE LESSON, 470 00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,830 BUT 15 MINUTES GIVE OR TAKE 471 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:36,432 ISN'T GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 472 00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:37,700 GET STARTED ON YOUR OTHER PATIENTS. 473 00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:40,336 I'LL BE DOWN THERE WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE. 474 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,338 WAY TO KNOW WHERE YOUR BREAD IS BUTTERED, SISTER. 475 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,306 UP HIGH! 476 00:17:43,339 --> 00:17:45,308 IF THE PROBLEM'S IN HER BRAIN, IT COULD BE MS. 477 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,709 OR EARLY ONSET PARKINSON'S. 478 00:17:46,742 --> 00:17:47,743 BUT IF IT'S HER NERVES, 479 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,379 IT COULD BE TRANSVERSE MYELITIS. 480 00:17:49,412 --> 00:17:50,846 OR A MILLION OTHER THINGS. 481 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,715 WE'RE GONNA STAY IN THE DARK 482 00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:55,151 UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT IF HER ELECTRICAL PROBLEM 483 00:17:55,185 --> 00:18:00,456 IS IN HER POWER STATION OR IN THE HIGH-TENSION WIRES. 484 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,292 POWER STATION'S THE BRAIN. 485 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,294 WIRES ARE THE NERVES. 486 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:07,129 GO RUN AN NCV TEST. 487 00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:12,635 (Taub) THE TEST WILL MEASURE THE AMOUNT OF TIME 488 00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:13,869 IT'LL TAKE THIS ELECTRICAL IMPULSE 489 00:18:13,903 --> 00:18:15,238 TO TRAVEL ALONG YOUR NERVES. 490 00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,339 WILL IT HURT? 491 00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:17,373 NO. GIVE ME YOUR ARM. 492 00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:20,676 YOU CAN ASK NICELY. 493 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:22,412 I LEARNED AT MED SCHOOL 494 00:18:22,445 --> 00:18:24,714 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY CURE WITH KINDNESS. 495 00:18:24,747 --> 00:18:28,451 YOU'RE RIGHT. 496 00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,386 I'M A HYPOCRITE. 497 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,721 BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 498 00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:35,425 NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR RATIONALIZATIONS. 499 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,726 IF I'M OPEN ABOUT THE GASTRIC BYPASS, 500 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:37,927 NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE. 501 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,363 YOU MEAN NO ONE WOULD BUY YOUR DVDS. 502 00:18:40,396 --> 00:18:42,265 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DVD SALES. 503 00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:43,966 I'M HELPING PEOPLE. 504 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,202 MY CLIENTS ARE MAKING THEMSELVES HEALTHY. 505 00:18:46,236 --> 00:18:47,237 THEY'RE LIVING BETTER LIVES. 506 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,639 CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME 507 00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:53,876 YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING HYPOCRITICAL? 508 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,845 I'M SURE YOU HAD GOOD REASONS. 509 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,219 GIVE ME YOUR ARM...PLEASE? 510 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:12,595 KEEP YOUR ARM RAISED. 511 00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:15,498 DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY NERVES? 512 00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:16,632 NO. 513 00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:19,269 IT'S YOUR MUSCLES. 514 00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:20,636 WE DON'T NEED TO RUN THIS TEST. 515 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,572 IT'S NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT. 516 00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,496 SHE HAS MUSCLE WEAKNESS. 517 00:19:46,529 --> 00:19:47,863 COULD INDICATE MYASTHENIA GRAVIS. 518 00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:49,865 YEP. 519 00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:50,866 ALSO COULD BE SOME KIND OF TOXIN. 520 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,535 EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU GOING UP 521 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:53,469 TO THE PERSONNEL FLOORS? 522 00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:55,571 I'M GOING TO SEE DR. HOUSE. 523 00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:56,739 DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM? 524 00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:59,275 WE'VE BEEN EMAILING. 525 00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:00,710 JOINT PAIN AND FATIGUE THANKS TO THESE. 526 00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,412 I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING. 527 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:04,847 OH, AND NOW THIS. 528 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,716 [elevator dings] 529 00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:08,518 HE'S ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS. UH, GONE. 530 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:09,519 (Taub) GONE FOR THE DAY. 531 00:20:09,552 --> 00:20:11,754 BUT, UH, WE WORK FOR HIM. 532 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:12,888 WE CAN SET YOU UP IN THE E.R. 533 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,827 (Taub) THE ANTIBIOTICS WILL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER. 534 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,429 SHE'S OUTTA HERE BY MORNING. 535 00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,496 IF IT IS A STAPH INFECTION. 536 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,531 IT'S GOTTA BE. 537 00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:23,032 SHE HAS SLEEVES OF TATTOOS 538 00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:24,467 AND PIERCINGS FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE. 539 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,568 [elevator dings] 540 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,470 SHE HAS MUSCLE WEAKNESS. 541 00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:28,538 COULD INDICATE 542 00:20:28,571 --> 00:20:31,073 MYASTHENIA GRAVIS. 543 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,376 I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM. 544 00:20:33,409 --> 00:20:35,010 YOU GUYS DID THE TEST 545 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,413 IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME 546 00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:40,650 AND CAME BACK HERE BEFORE I HAD TIME TO FALL ASLEEP. 547 00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:44,019 YOU GUYS STILL SMELL THAT? 548 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,921 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LET HER HAVE YOUR OFFICE. 549 00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,890 OR... 550 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:50,326 [as Sean Connery] SHE SENDS ONE OF YOURS TO THE HOSPITAL, 551 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,363 SEND ONE OF HERS TO THE MORGUE. 552 00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:54,830 IT'S NOT MYASTHENIA GRAVIS. 553 00:20:54,864 --> 00:20:56,632 HER BREATHING'S IMPROVING 554 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,900 AND THE WEAKNESS IS IN HER EXTREMITIES. 555 00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,506 COULD BE A BOTULINUM REACTION. 556 00:21:03,539 --> 00:21:05,641 I DON'T THINK SABOTAGING YOUR BOSS' OFFICE 557 00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:07,577 IS A WISE COUNTERATTACK. 558 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,612 ALL THAT IS NEEDED FOR EVIL TO SUCCEED 559 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,547 IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING. 560 00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:12,615 SHE PROBABLY USED A LOT OF BOTOX 561 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,616 TO TIGHTEN UP HER SKIN. 562 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:14,617 TRUE. 563 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,052 COULD ALSO BE ANY KIND OF HEAVY METAL TOXICITY. 564 00:21:17,086 --> 00:21:20,656 PSP OR ARSENIC FROM EATING TOO MUCH SEAFOOD. 565 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,592 CADMIUM FROM BAD BOTTLED WATER. 566 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,528 LEAD OR NICKEL FROM CANNED FRUITS OR NATURAL GRAINS. 567 00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:31,100 I DON'T THINK REPLACING THAT 568 00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,568 WAS PART OF THE RENOVATION PLANS. 569 00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:34,537 IT IS NOW. 570 00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:36,372 LUCKY FOR US, WE CAN TREAT ALL THOSE TOXINS 571 00:21:36,406 --> 00:21:38,608 WITH THE SAME THING: CHELATION. 572 00:21:49,018 --> 00:21:50,620 YOU NEVER SHOWED UP. 573 00:21:50,653 --> 00:21:52,488 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. 574 00:21:52,522 --> 00:21:53,989 I WANTED TO FIND PROOF 575 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:55,525 THAT YOU WERE SLIPPING BACK 576 00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:56,892 INTO YOUR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE PATTERN. 577 00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:58,628 CONFIRM YOU WEREN'T WORTH MY TIME. 578 00:21:58,661 --> 00:22:00,896 INSTEAD, 579 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:03,999 I FOUND THIS. 580 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,635 YOU FOLLOWED ALL OF MY INSTRUCTIONS 581 00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:06,502 TO THE LETTER. 582 00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:09,138 PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANY PATIENT I HAVE. 583 00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:10,873 SO WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE 584 00:22:10,906 --> 00:22:11,941 WHO CAN'T SHOW UP FOR APPOINTMENTS? 585 00:22:11,974 --> 00:22:14,744 I CAME DOWN RIGHT AFTER I WAS FINISHED WITH HOUSE. 586 00:22:14,777 --> 00:22:18,013 YOU WERE IN YOUR OFFICE WITH ANOTHER PATIENT. 587 00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:21,016 AND THERE WAS ANOTHER PATIENT IN THE WAITING ROOM. 588 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,685 JANICE. 589 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,720 I'M WELL-AWARE OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 590 00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:26,756 TO MY BODY OVER THE NEXT EIGHT TO TEN YEARS. 591 00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:28,491 I DO NOT NEED A VISUAL REMINDER 592 00:22:28,524 --> 00:22:30,025 EVERY TIME I WALK INTO THAT PLACE. 593 00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:36,031 THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 594 00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:42,071 IT'S HUMAN. 595 00:22:42,104 --> 00:22:44,039 AND YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT. 596 00:22:44,073 --> 00:22:46,742 NOW YOU SHOW UP ON TIME TOMORROW, 597 00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:48,143 OR YOU DON'T SHOW UP AT ALL. 598 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,650 [knocking] 599 00:22:54,684 --> 00:22:56,819 (man) YOUR MOM IS LEAVING. 600 00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,554 YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 601 00:23:03,225 --> 00:23:04,059 (Taub) THE CHELATION DIDN'T WORK. 602 00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:05,461 HER MUSCLES ARE STILL DETERIORATING. 603 00:23:05,495 --> 00:23:08,097 RULES OUT TOXINS. 604 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:10,232 SO WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG WHEN THE HINDENBURG DEFLATES? 605 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,535 WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS IN YOUR OFFICE? 606 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:13,869 OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STUPID 607 00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,971 TO DO THIS IN AN OFFICE WITH NO FURNITURE. 608 00:23:16,005 --> 00:23:17,673 CUDDY... 609 00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:19,875 OVERREACTED TO MY OVERREACTION. 610 00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:22,144 CORONARO-CARDIAC FISTULA. 611 00:23:22,177 --> 00:23:23,145 EVEN A SMALL HOLE COULD CAUSE-- 612 00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:24,947 THIS STARTED IN THE LUNGS, 613 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,248 NOT THE HEART. 614 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:29,251 AND WHY ARE YOU LEANING ON A 45-DEGREE ANGLE 615 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:31,220 AWAY FROM FOREMAN? 616 00:23:31,253 --> 00:23:32,488 I'M SITTING STRAIGHT. 617 00:23:32,522 --> 00:23:33,989 TROUBLE IN THE LAND OF FALSE HOPE? 618 00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:36,792 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 619 00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:38,227 AUSTRIAN SYNDROME. 620 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,962 NICE DEFLECTION. 621 00:23:39,995 --> 00:23:41,130 BUT OUR PATIENT DOESN'T DRINK. 622 00:23:41,163 --> 00:23:42,665 SHE'S A HEALTH NUT. 623 00:23:42,698 --> 00:23:44,066 AND EVEN IF I WAS A CYNICAL GUY 624 00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:45,200 AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS A LIAR, 625 00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,201 I'D HAVE DONE A TOX SCREEN 626 00:23:46,235 --> 00:23:48,771 WHICH WOULD'VE COME BACK NEGATIVE FOR ALCOHOL. 627 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,640 YOU SHOULD COME TO THESE GATHERINGS MORE OFTEN. 628 00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:52,241 KEEP YOU FROM LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT. 629 00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:54,644 [pager beeps] 630 00:23:57,179 --> 00:23:58,113 ARE YOU MAKING BOOK, 631 00:23:58,147 --> 00:23:59,181 OR DID SOMETHING ELSE HAPPEN TO OUR PATIENT? 632 00:23:59,214 --> 00:24:00,616 PERSONAL. 633 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:01,717 I'LL PUT IT ON VIBRATE. 634 00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,252 [pager beeps] 635 00:24:03,285 --> 00:24:04,587 GUILLAIN-BARRE. 636 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,056 USUALLY STARTS AS A MUSCLE PAIN 637 00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:08,758 PATIENTS COMPARE TO THE PAIN OF OVER-EXERCISING. 638 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:11,661 SO WHO'S PAGING YOU? YOUR WIFE? 639 00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:13,829 DOES IT WORRY YOU THAT SHE PAGED KUTNER FIRST? 640 00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:16,198 GUILLAIN-BARRE FITS. 641 00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:18,634 PATIENT DIDN'T NOTICE THE INITIAL SYMPTOMS 642 00:24:18,668 --> 00:24:20,235 BECAUSE IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN HOW SHE FEELS EVERY DAY. 643 00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,772 HER MUSCLE WEAKNESS IS THE PRECURSOR 644 00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,006 TO FULL PARALYSIS. 645 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:28,644 GASTRIC BYPASS PROBABLY SET IT OFF. 646 00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:31,180 OH, AT WHAT PRICE BEAUTY? 647 00:24:31,213 --> 00:24:32,514 GO START HER ON PLASMAPHERESIS. 648 00:24:40,089 --> 00:24:42,157 * SHE PUT DE LIME IN DE COCONUT * 649 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:44,760 * SHE DRANK IT ALL UP 650 00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:46,228 * SHE PUT DE LIME IN DE COCONUT * 651 00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:47,429 * SHE DRANK IT ALL UP DEE DEE. 652 00:24:47,462 --> 00:24:49,865 * SHE PUT DE LIME IN DE COCONUT * CAN YOU STOP SINGING? 653 00:24:49,899 --> 00:24:52,267 MUSICAL AUTOMATISM. 654 00:24:52,301 --> 00:24:54,169 SHE COULD BE HAVING A PARTIAL SEIZURE RIGHT NOW. 655 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,938 * DOCTOR YOU NEED TO GET HOUSE. 656 00:24:55,971 --> 00:24:57,673 DEE DEE! 657 00:24:57,707 --> 00:24:59,842 YELLING AT HER IS NOT GOING TO BE AN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT. 658 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,076 SHE'S FAKING. 659 00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:02,311 IT'S A CRY FOR ATTENTION. * DOCTOR 660 00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,312 HER BRAIN COULD BE MISFIRING. 661 00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,347 RIGHT, A RARE 662 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,249 NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER IS FAR MORE LIKELY 663 00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:08,584 THAN A CRY FOR ATTENTION. 664 00:25:08,618 --> 00:25:09,585 I MEAN, NOTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN 665 00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,020 SCREAMS "LOOK AT ME." 666 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,287 ON THE OTHER HAND, LOOK AT HER. 667 00:25:12,321 --> 00:25:14,323 * CAUSE DOCTOR 668 00:25:14,356 --> 00:25:16,726 SHE NEEDS A FULL NEUROLOGICAL WORK-UP. 669 00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:17,760 * DOCTOR 670 00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:18,894 GET HOUSE! 671 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:21,597 [Dee Dee singing unintelligibly] 672 00:25:21,631 --> 00:25:23,365 [scoffs] 673 00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,635 ULTIMATE IRONY. 674 00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:27,202 KILLED MYSELF TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF HEALTHY. 675 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:29,371 YOU'RE NOT DYING, OKAY? 676 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,640 THIS DISEASE IS MANAGEABLE. 677 00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:34,810 BETTER START GETTING USED TO THAT WHEELCHAIR. 678 00:25:34,844 --> 00:25:36,145 SELF-PITY DOESN'T SUIT YOU. 679 00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:37,212 JUST TAKE ME DOWN TO THE-- 680 00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:38,781 NO. 681 00:25:38,814 --> 00:25:41,050 YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH TO WALK. 682 00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,818 COME ON, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED 683 00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,186 AND WALK. 684 00:25:57,266 --> 00:25:58,167 (Kutner) COULD BE AN ANEURYSM. 685 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,402 WE'VE GOT TO CONTROL HER BLOOD PRESSURE. 686 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,871 START HER ON A CALCIUM CHANNEL BLOCKER. 687 00:26:01,904 --> 00:26:03,973 OR...YOU COULD TELL HOUSE. 688 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:05,808 WE CAN'T TELL HOUSE. 689 00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:07,877 YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE. 690 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:09,378 ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE'S SICK. 691 00:26:09,411 --> 00:26:10,646 SHE'S SINGING. 692 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,081 AND BLEEDING OUT OF HER EARS, 693 00:26:12,114 --> 00:26:13,783 AND LOSING HER HAIR. 694 00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:15,384 AN ANEURYSM DOESN'T EXPLAIN HER JOINT PAIN. 695 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,719 WILSON'S DISEASE DOES. 696 00:26:16,752 --> 00:26:18,120 NO KAYSER-FLEISCHER RINGS. 697 00:26:18,153 --> 00:26:19,221 ANOREXIA. 698 00:26:19,254 --> 00:26:20,222 NOW YOU'RE JUST DESPERATE. 699 00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:23,292 BILIARY TUMOR CAUSING PARENEOPLASTIC SYNDROME. 700 00:26:25,427 --> 00:26:27,396 THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY FIT. 701 00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:29,098 I'LL SCAN TO CONFIRM. 702 00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:30,833 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 703 00:26:30,866 --> 00:26:31,934 YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME. 704 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:33,268 WHICH MEANS I CAN ASK 705 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,870 FOR 25% OF YOUR INCOME 706 00:26:34,904 --> 00:26:37,006 AND YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME. 707 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,382 YOU GOING OVER THE FENCE? 708 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:49,318 TOOK THREE VISITS, 709 00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:51,386 BUT I FINALLY CONVINCED THE CONTRACTOR 710 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:53,455 THAT I'M CUDDY'S BOSS. 711 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,423 AND ALL THE OFFICE RENOVATION PLANS 712 00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:55,858 NEED TO GO THROUGH ME. 713 00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:58,293 YOU DID DO THE MATH ON THIS, RIGHT? 714 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,228 SCREWING WITH HER OFFICE 715 00:26:59,261 --> 00:27:00,162 MEANS HER RENOVATIONS WILL TAKE LONGER. 716 00:27:00,195 --> 00:27:02,397 MEANS SHE WILL BE IN YOUR OFFICE LONGER. 717 00:27:02,431 --> 00:27:04,399 SEE THERE? 718 00:27:04,433 --> 00:27:07,402 I'M HAVING A BIDET PUT IN INSTEAD OF A TOILET. 719 00:27:07,436 --> 00:27:10,439 NOT IN ADDITION TO. INSTEAD OF. 720 00:27:10,472 --> 00:27:12,441 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD TOILET? 721 00:27:12,474 --> 00:27:15,177 SHE'LL BE WITH YOU 722 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,278 WHERE YOU CLAIM TO NOT WANT HER. 723 00:27:16,311 --> 00:27:20,716 I SMASHED IT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER. 724 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,818 I THINK IN SOME ANCIENT CULTURES 725 00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:24,854 THAT WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERED A PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE. 726 00:27:24,887 --> 00:27:29,224 IS THIS FUN FOR YOU? 727 00:27:29,258 --> 00:27:31,460 ANALYZING EVERYONE ELSE'S FUN AWAY? 728 00:27:31,493 --> 00:27:32,862 ASK HER OUT. 729 00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:34,296 IT'LL COST THE HOSPITAL A LOT LESS. 730 00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:40,736 I BROUGHT SOME VISITORS. 731 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:43,472 CHEER YOU UP. 732 00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:46,075 IT'S OKAY. COME ON IN, GUYS. 733 00:27:46,108 --> 00:27:47,376 WE'RE ALL STAYING ON YOUR PLAN. 734 00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,811 NOBODY'S CHEATING. 735 00:27:48,844 --> 00:27:50,746 THAT'S GREAT. 736 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:53,248 UH, YOU'RE ON MY ARM. 737 00:27:53,282 --> 00:27:55,450 WE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR GASTRIC BYPASS. 738 00:27:55,484 --> 00:27:57,019 HOW COULD YOU LIE TO US LIKE THAT? 739 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,088 THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU? 740 00:27:59,121 --> 00:28:00,255 YOU'RE REALLY HURTING MY ARM. 741 00:28:00,289 --> 00:28:01,256 YOU'RE NOT THE BEST YOU 742 00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:03,458 YOU CAN BE. 743 00:28:03,492 --> 00:28:05,327 YOU'RE A FRAUD. 744 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,029 YOU'RE A SELF-HATING FAT PERSON. 745 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,898 YOU'RE REALLY HURTING ME. 746 00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,365 FEEL THE BURN. 747 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,202 [voices saying "Burn"] 748 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:16,471 HELP! 749 00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:20,109 [Emmy screams] 750 00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:21,877 GET OFF OF ME! 751 00:28:21,911 --> 00:28:23,913 GET OFF OF ME! GET OFF OF ME! 752 00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:34,389 (Taub) MOOD CONGRUENT HALLUCINATIONS. 753 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:35,925 MEANS IT'S NOT GUILLAIN-BARRE. 754 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:37,192 WHICH MEANS WHATEVER IT IS, 755 00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:38,828 IT'S NOW IN HER BRAIN. 756 00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:42,497 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 757 00:28:42,531 --> 00:28:43,999 SORRY. TREATMENT. 758 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:47,169 DOES FOREMAN SCHEDULE YOUR APPOINTMENTS 759 00:28:47,202 --> 00:28:48,503 BY NUMBERS ON THE CLOCK 760 00:28:48,537 --> 00:28:49,939 OR JUST BY WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING? 761 00:28:49,972 --> 00:28:52,975 SORRY IF I'M DYING AT A BAD TIME FOR YOU. 762 00:28:53,008 --> 00:28:54,043 COULD BE CNS LYMPHOMA. 763 00:28:54,076 --> 00:28:55,077 SO LOSING THE 200 POUNDS 764 00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:56,478 WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE? 765 00:29:00,082 --> 00:29:02,517 WHAT ABOUT A PRION DISEASE? 766 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,289 IF HER BRAIN IS SLOWLY TURNING INTO A SWISS CHEESE, 767 00:29:07,322 --> 00:29:08,490 THERE'S NOT A LOT WE CAN DO. 768 00:29:08,523 --> 00:29:11,526 THERE ARE SOME POSSIBLE TREATMENTS. 769 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,063 GET A BRAIN BIOPSY TO CONFIRM. 770 00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,364 YOU'RE NOT CUTTING 771 00:29:15,397 --> 00:29:16,531 INTO THIS WOMAN'S BRAIN BEFORE YOU TEST. 772 00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:18,067 THAT IS THE TEST. 773 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,105 NOT FOR CNS LYMPHOMA, 774 00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:25,074 WHICH IS A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE DIAGNOSIS. 775 00:29:25,107 --> 00:29:26,976 ONE YOU CAN TEST FOR NON-INVASIVELY. 776 00:29:27,009 --> 00:29:28,978 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT OPPOSED TO BEING INVASIVE. 777 00:29:29,011 --> 00:29:31,981 RULE OUT CNS LYMPHOMA FIRST, 778 00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:33,582 THEN RULE OUT ASTROCYTOMA, 779 00:29:33,615 --> 00:29:35,584 THEN RULE OUT OTHER BRAIN TUMORS. 780 00:29:35,617 --> 00:29:36,986 [blows air] 781 00:29:37,019 --> 00:29:39,254 I HEREBY DECLARE THEM RULED OUT. 782 00:29:39,288 --> 00:29:41,957 RUN THE TESTS. 783 00:29:41,991 --> 00:29:43,058 YOU CAN DO A BRAIN BIOPSY, 784 00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:44,159 BUT ONLY AS A LAST RESORT. 785 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:52,167 START RUNNING DOWN CUDDY'S LIST OF DISEASES IT'S NOT. 786 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,243 YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME FOR MEDICAL REASONS. 787 00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:04,179 YOU'RE STOPPING ME... 788 00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:05,881 BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME. 789 00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:12,054 YOU'RE STILL HERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME. 790 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:14,056 EVIDENCED BY THE FACT 791 00:30:14,089 --> 00:30:15,657 THAT I'M THE ONE WHO MOVED INTO YOUR OFFICE. 792 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,126 IT'S THE BIGGEST OFFICE. 793 00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:18,127 AND I'M NOT THE ONE THAT DESTROYED-- 794 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,628 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 795 00:30:19,661 --> 00:30:22,331 WHY DO YOU TRY SO HARD TO GET MY ATTENTION? 796 00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:25,500 ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME? 797 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:29,171 ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME? 798 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,572 THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR ANSWER. 799 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:37,612 EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE. 800 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,986 I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO KISS NOW. 801 00:30:44,019 --> 00:30:47,156 WE ALREADY DID THAT. 802 00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:57,599 IT SEEMED LIKE THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP. 803 00:30:57,632 --> 00:31:00,002 REALLY? 804 00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,639 I'M AN IDIOT FOR BEING SURPRISED. 805 00:31:07,709 --> 00:31:10,112 CAN YOU LEAVE THESE? 806 00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:41,276 I'LL KEEP COMING, BUT CAN YOU CHANGE 807 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:42,411 MY APPOINTMENT TIME? CAN'T. 808 00:31:42,444 --> 00:31:44,646 SCHEDULE'S FULL. 809 00:31:44,679 --> 00:31:46,715 YOU'RE STUCK WITH HER. 810 00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:48,350 MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW HER. 811 00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,668 YOUR HEAD MRI WAS CLEAN. 812 00:32:39,701 --> 00:32:41,170 MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE CNS LYMPHOMA. 813 00:32:41,203 --> 00:32:42,571 WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST? 814 00:32:42,604 --> 00:32:43,772 OTHER TYPES OF BRAIN TUMORS. 815 00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,740 CAN WE STOP AT THE CAFETERIA? 816 00:32:45,774 --> 00:32:46,741 I CAN HAVE SOMETHING BROUGHT UP FOR YOU. 817 00:32:46,775 --> 00:32:48,077 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 818 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,244 CHOCOLATE CAKE. 819 00:32:54,549 --> 00:32:55,550 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP. 820 00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:57,286 WE'RE GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT. 821 00:32:57,319 --> 00:32:58,753 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HOPING FOR? 822 00:32:58,787 --> 00:33:02,091 THAT YOU FIND A BRAIN TUMOR? 823 00:33:02,124 --> 00:33:04,193 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 824 00:33:04,226 --> 00:33:07,229 YOU WERE SO HARD ON ME ABOUT LYING. 825 00:33:07,262 --> 00:33:08,830 HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN ADVICE 826 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:11,366 AND TELL ME THE TRUTH? 827 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,736 WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST? 828 00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:16,805 PRION DISEASE. 829 00:33:16,838 --> 00:33:19,741 AND IF THAT'S WHAT I GOT, HOW BAD? 830 00:33:19,774 --> 00:33:23,112 THERE ARE A FEW TREATMENTS, 831 00:33:23,145 --> 00:33:26,615 BUT THERE'S NO GUARANTEE. 832 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:28,183 I'M SORRY. 833 00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:35,390 AND YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE? 834 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,540 (Taub) UH, WHERE'S CUDDY? 835 00:33:53,442 --> 00:33:54,843 IT'S NOT CNS LYMPHOMA. 836 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,311 I KNOW. 837 00:33:56,345 --> 00:33:57,879 SHE'S GETTING WORSE. 838 00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:59,281 YOU WANT ME TO FIND CUDDY 839 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:02,217 AND GET HER APPROVAL FOR THE BRAIN BIOPSY? 840 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:06,255 WHEN YOU WERE PHILANDERING WITH IMPUNITY, 841 00:34:06,288 --> 00:34:07,356 HOW DID THAT FEEL? 842 00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:11,326 SUPERFICIALLY, I LOVED IT. 843 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,197 BUT DEEP DOWN, I THINK I WAS MISERABLE. 844 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:16,631 WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 845 00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:19,701 YOU WEREN'T MISERABLE. 846 00:34:19,734 --> 00:34:24,339 YOU GAVE SOMETHING AWAY TO MAKE A RELATIONSHIP WORK. 847 00:34:24,373 --> 00:34:28,377 YOU RATIONALIZE THAT YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING BACK. 848 00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,912 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO GET CUDDY'S APPROVAL 849 00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:32,581 FOR THE BRAIN BIOPSY. 850 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,316 LEAVE 'EM THERE. 851 00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:36,185 I'M GONNA DO THE BIOPSY MYSELF. 852 00:34:39,488 --> 00:34:40,489 CUDDY WANTED US TO ELIMINATE 853 00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:42,157 SEVEN DIFFERENT THINGS. 854 00:34:42,191 --> 00:34:43,792 CUDDY DOESN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT SHE WANTS. 855 00:34:43,825 --> 00:34:44,859 BAD IDEA TO GET INTO A POWER PLAY 856 00:34:44,893 --> 00:34:45,860 WITH SOMEBODY WHO HAS THE POWER. 857 00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:49,231 YOU'RE FIRED. 858 00:34:49,264 --> 00:34:50,732 JUST REINFORCING YOUR POINT. 859 00:34:50,765 --> 00:34:52,567 WHATEVER PERSONAL DRAMA YOU'RE PLAYING OUT, 860 00:34:52,601 --> 00:34:54,503 YOU'D BE A LOT SMARTER TO-- 861 00:34:56,705 --> 00:35:05,447 THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS SICK. 862 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,818 SICK PEOPLE DON'T SPONTANEOUSLY GET BETTER. 863 00:35:09,851 --> 00:35:11,553 YES, THEY DO. IT'S CALLED AN IMMUNE SYSTEM. 864 00:35:11,586 --> 00:35:15,724 SICK PEOPLE WHO ARE SICK ENOUGH TO MAKE IT TO ME 865 00:35:15,757 --> 00:35:16,858 DON'T SPONTANEOUSLY GET BETTER. 866 00:35:16,891 --> 00:35:19,261 NOT AS PITHY, BUT YEAH, 867 00:35:19,294 --> 00:35:21,296 TECHNICALLY MORE ACCURATE. 868 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:22,731 WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU GAVE HER? 869 00:35:22,764 --> 00:35:24,599 I TOOK HER FOR AN MRI LOOKING FOR-- 870 00:35:24,633 --> 00:35:27,469 MRI'S DETECT. THEY DON'T TREAT. 871 00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:28,670 WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AFTER THE MRI? 872 00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:29,971 I DIDN'T GIVE HER ANYTHING. 873 00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:32,507 SHE GOT DEPRESSED AT THE LACK OF DIRECTION. 874 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:33,575 WE WENT TO THE CAFETERIA 875 00:35:33,608 --> 00:35:34,843 FOR SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE. 876 00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:36,645 TOOK HER TO HER ROOM, HUNG A BANANA BAG, 877 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:40,249 LET HER REST. 878 00:35:40,282 --> 00:35:41,983 YOU GAVE HER CAKE. 879 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:43,352 SHE ASKED FOR IT. I FIGURED-- 880 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:44,919 YOU FIGURED YOU'D LET ME PLAY 881 00:35:44,953 --> 00:35:46,855 20 QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF JUST TELLING ME. 882 00:35:56,898 --> 00:35:58,567 FEELING CRAPPY AGAIN? 883 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,535 I BROUGHT YOUR CURE. 884 00:36:05,006 --> 00:36:06,174 I'D GIVE YOU AN IV OF THIS STUFF, 885 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,878 BUT THE FROSTING TENDS TO GET STUCK IN THE LITTLE TUBES. 886 00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:11,446 IS THIS A JOKE? 887 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,481 IT'S NOT A JOKE. 888 00:36:12,514 --> 00:36:13,648 NOT A LIE. 889 00:36:13,682 --> 00:36:15,850 NOT AN ATTEMPT TO DEFRAUD IN ANY WAY. 890 00:36:15,884 --> 00:36:17,486 IT'S AN ACTUAL 891 00:36:17,519 --> 00:36:20,422 LICENSED PHYSICIAN WITH AN ACTUAL DIAGNOSIS. 892 00:36:20,455 --> 00:36:24,025 HEREDITARY COPROPORPHYRIA. 893 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,864 YOUR FACE IS GENETICALLY BLESSED. 894 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:33,435 YOUR BODY CHEMISTRY IS SLIGHTLY LESS SO. 895 00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,871 DOESN'T MAKE ENOUGH OF A CERTAIN ENZYME 896 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,340 THAT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE, 897 00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:39,941 BUT IT'S APPARENTLY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR LIVER 898 00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:42,010 AND EVERYTHING ELSE. 899 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:44,045 TREATMENT IS A HIGH CARB DIET RICH IN SUGAR. 900 00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:45,680 WHEN YOU WERE A PORKER, 901 00:36:45,714 --> 00:36:47,316 YOU WERE SELF-MEDICATING. 902 00:36:47,349 --> 00:36:49,751 SO THIS IS TREATABLE. 903 00:36:49,784 --> 00:36:51,686 WE JUST HAVE TO REVERSE YOUR GASTRIC BYPASS 904 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,988 AND GET YOU BACK ON A HIGH CARB, GLUCOSE-ENRICHED DIET. 905 00:36:54,022 --> 00:36:55,890 THE BEST YOU YOU COULD BE 906 00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:58,493 IS A LOT MORE YOU. 907 00:36:58,527 --> 00:36:59,528 OPEN THE HANGAR. 908 00:36:59,561 --> 00:37:02,531 HERE COMES THE PLANE. 909 00:37:02,564 --> 00:37:04,032 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN TRY? 910 00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:05,534 NO. 911 00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,702 THERE'S A DRUG THAT MANAGES THE SYMPTOMS, 912 00:37:07,736 --> 00:37:08,937 BUT IT'S NOT A CURE. 913 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:11,673 LET'S TRY THAT. 914 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,879 YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE SURGERY? 915 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:24,519 UNDERSTAND. 916 00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:26,087 THERE'S NOT MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE GUTS 917 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,723 TO ADMIT THEY'D RATHER BE PRETTY THAN HEALTHY. 918 00:37:28,757 --> 00:37:32,060 THE INCOME'S BETTER AND YOU GET MORE ACTION. 919 00:37:32,093 --> 00:37:35,397 I'LL START YOU ON YOUR DRUG TREATMENT RIGHT AWAY. 920 00:37:41,035 --> 00:37:42,003 I BOUGHT IT. 921 00:37:42,036 --> 00:37:43,605 I BOUGHT THAT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT 922 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:44,939 TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE'S LIVES A LITTLE BETTER. 923 00:37:44,973 --> 00:37:46,941 YOU'RE SURPRISED SHE'S SUPERFICIAL? 924 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:48,009 YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON. 925 00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,411 THIS IS THE HUMAN CONDITION. 926 00:37:49,444 --> 00:37:50,912 NO, SHE'S A FREAK. 927 00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:51,980 EVERY TIME YOU PUT SOMEONE UNDER 928 00:37:52,013 --> 00:37:53,047 TO BOB THEIR NOSE, 929 00:37:53,081 --> 00:37:55,450 YOU WERE RISKING THEIR LIFE. 930 00:37:55,484 --> 00:37:57,018 WHAT? 931 00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:59,554 NO SINGING. SHE'S BETTER. 932 00:38:05,427 --> 00:38:07,061 NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO LET MY PATIENT LEAVE HER BED. 933 00:38:07,095 --> 00:38:08,196 SHE HAD A RESPIRATORY ARREST. 934 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,965 WE CODED HER NEARLY 20 MINUTES, BUT SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT. 935 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:16,871 HOUSE IS AN UNEMOTIONAL CHILD 936 00:38:16,905 --> 00:38:19,007 INCAPABLE OF INTIMACY OR ROMANCE. 937 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,109 TRUST ME, IT'S DONE. 938 00:38:21,142 --> 00:38:25,514 THIS IS PERFECT. 939 00:38:25,547 --> 00:38:26,948 I LIKE THE DESK. 940 00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:29,584 LOT OF CHARACTER. 941 00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:31,019 THAT'S NOT THE ONE I ORDERED. 942 00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:35,957 THIS IS MY DESK FROM MED SCHOOL. 943 00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:38,960 YOU HAVE IT IN STORAGE OR SOMETHING? 944 00:38:38,993 --> 00:38:40,061 MY MOM DID. 945 00:38:40,094 --> 00:38:42,864 THAT WAS SWEET OF HER TO DO THAT. 946 00:38:42,897 --> 00:38:44,132 SHE DIDN'T. 947 00:38:44,165 --> 00:38:46,868 MY MOM HAS NO IDEA I'M REDOING MY OFFICE. 948 00:39:04,686 --> 00:39:07,789 I LIED TO YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. 949 00:39:07,822 --> 00:39:11,125 THAT WOMAN IN THE WAITING ROOM, 950 00:39:11,159 --> 00:39:14,963 SHE DIDN'T FREAK ME OUT ABOUT MY FUTURE. 951 00:39:14,996 --> 00:39:18,567 SHE FREAKED ME OUT ABOUT MY PAST. 952 00:39:20,702 --> 00:39:23,004 YOUR MOTHER. 953 00:39:23,037 --> 00:39:26,140 MUST'VE BEEN HORRIBLE WATCHING HER DIE. 954 00:39:26,174 --> 00:39:29,744 I WANTED HER TO DIE. 955 00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:35,617 SHE JUST... 956 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:39,087 YELLED SO MUCH. 957 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,021 AND FOR NO REASON. 958 00:39:40,054 --> 00:39:44,826 JUST SCREAMED AT ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS. 959 00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:48,029 MY FATHER TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO ME THAT HER BRAIN 960 00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:49,130 WAS LITERALLY SHRINKING, 961 00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:52,467 THAT SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 962 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:57,906 THAT IT WAS THE DISEASE, BUT I DIDN'T CARE. 963 00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:59,941 I HATED HER. 964 00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:09,083 I NEVER SAID GOOD-BYE. 965 00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:13,555 AND SHE DIED WITH ME HATING HER. 966 00:40:24,165 --> 00:40:27,468 [sighs] 967 00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:31,873 (Taub) DID CHASE TEST FOR THE BILIARY TUMOR? 968 00:40:31,906 --> 00:40:34,242 SAID IT WAS NEGATIVE. 969 00:40:34,275 --> 00:40:37,579 SAID SHE WAS STABLE WHEN HE LEFT HER. 970 00:40:37,612 --> 00:40:39,581 SHOULD'VE FOUND MORE TIME. WE SHOULD'VE-- 971 00:40:39,614 --> 00:40:43,151 HOUSE IS GONNA KILL US. 972 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:45,854 (House) SLOWLY. 973 00:40:45,887 --> 00:40:49,658 AND PAINFULLY. 974 00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:52,160 YOU'RE NOT ONLY IDIOTS, YOU'RE FRAUDS. 975 00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:55,063 FRAUDULENT IDIOTS. 976 00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:57,866 FRAUDULENT IDIOTIC KILLERS, AS IT TURNS OUT. 977 00:40:57,899 --> 00:40:59,300 HOUSE, THIS WAS REALLY MY-- 978 00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,869 YOUR FAULT? YEAH! 979 00:41:00,902 --> 00:41:02,070 FOR PRETENDING TO BE ME 980 00:41:02,103 --> 00:41:03,938 WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN COMPETENT. 981 00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:05,306 AND YOUR FAULT FOR NOT RATTING HIM OUT 982 00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:08,209 WHILE THE PATIENT WAS STILL ALIVE. 983 00:41:08,242 --> 00:41:11,179 WHAT SHE HAD WAS EASILY TREATABLE. 984 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:15,283 SHE COULD'VE BEEN FINE. 985 00:41:15,316 --> 00:41:17,619 DAMN TREATMENT'S SO SIMPLE. 986 00:41:20,989 --> 00:41:24,759 MIGHT STILL BE POSSIBLE. 987 00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:27,128 HOUSE... 988 00:41:27,161 --> 00:41:28,162 HOUSE, SHE'S CLEARLY DEAD. 989 00:41:30,164 --> 00:41:31,733 [gasps] 990 00:41:31,766 --> 00:41:33,668 [both screaming] 991 00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,203 [laughs] 992 00:41:35,236 --> 00:41:36,738 SHE WAS DEAD. 993 00:41:36,771 --> 00:41:37,806 SHE WASN'T DEAD. 994 00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:40,809 SHE WASN'T EVEN SICK, YOU MORON. 995 00:41:40,842 --> 00:41:42,711 SERIOUSLY, HOW GOOD WAS SHE? 996 00:41:42,744 --> 00:41:43,812 NO FORMAL TRAINING. 997 00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:45,179 AT LEAST NOT IN ACTING. 998 00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:46,180 DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES? 999 00:41:46,214 --> 00:41:47,048 I THINK WE MAY HAVE 1000 00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:48,950 AN ANAL HYGIENE VIOLATION THERE. 1001 00:41:48,983 --> 00:41:50,619 SO THE CT. 1002 00:41:50,652 --> 00:41:52,286 THAT WAS FROM A PATIENT THREE YEARS AGO. 1003 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,888 IT WAS HARD TO FIND. 1004 00:41:53,922 --> 00:41:56,190 BUT THE HAIR AND MAKE-UP, 1005 00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:58,359 GETTING CHASE AND CAMERON TO PLAY ALONG, 1006 00:41:58,392 --> 00:41:59,694 MUCH EASIER. 1007 00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:01,262 WE DESERVED IT. 1008 00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:02,797 I'LL TAKE DOWN THE WEBSITE. 1009 00:42:02,831 --> 00:42:04,032 TAKE IT DOWN? 1010 00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:05,166 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1011 00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:06,935 IT'S WAY TOO LUCRATIVE TO SHUT IT DOWN. 1012 00:42:06,968 --> 00:42:10,371 FOR CHASE, FOR ME, 1013 00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:14,175 I EARN 50% FOR LETTING YOU USE MY NAME. 1014 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,343 CHOP CHOP. GO TO WORK. 1015 00:42:15,376 --> 00:42:17,178 FIRST DOLLARS GO TO EXPENSES. 1016 00:42:17,211 --> 00:42:18,880 I BOOKED OUR LITTLE THESPIAN HERE 1017 00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,248 FOR TWO FULL DAYS. 1018 00:42:20,281 --> 00:42:21,415 THAT'S THREE G'S I OWE HER. 1019 00:42:25,286 --> 00:42:28,890 AND YOU STILL GOT THREE HOURS LEFT. 1020 00:42:28,923 --> 00:42:30,291 DO I? 1021 00:42:30,324 --> 00:42:33,294 [Harry Nilsson's Coconut] 1022 00:42:33,327 --> 00:42:35,296 * BROTHER BOUGHT A COCONUT 1023 00:42:35,329 --> 00:42:37,331 * HE BOUGHT IT FOR A DIME 1024 00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:38,833 * HIS SISTER HAD ANOTHER ONE 1025 00:42:38,867 --> 00:42:40,268 * SHE PAID IT FOR THE LIME 1026 00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,871 * SHE PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT * 1027 00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:44,906 * SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP 1028 00:42:44,939 --> 00:42:46,641 * SHE PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT * 1029 00:42:46,675 --> 00:42:48,142 * SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP 1030 00:42:48,176 --> 00:42:50,278 * SHE PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT * 1031 00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:51,980 * SHE DRANK 'EM BOTH UP 1032 00:42:52,013 --> 00:42:53,782 * SHE PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT * 1033 00:42:53,815 --> 00:42:54,983 * SHE CALLED THE DOCTOR 1034 00:42:55,016 --> 00:42:55,984 * WOKE HIM UP AND SAID 1035 00:42:56,017 --> 00:42:57,218 * DOCTOR 1036 00:42:57,251 --> 00:42:58,920 * AIN'T THERE NOTHING I CAN TAKE * 1037 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:00,955 * I SAID DOCTOR... *