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Cheers was filmed
with the studio audience.
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The next round for
Ladies in the back, are you ready?
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-Almost, darling.
-Aren't they cute?
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The Golden Eighties Club.
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Yes, a bunch of widows
and spinsters gather...
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and play Connect the
Liver Points.
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I agree with Diane, Carla.
They are adorable.
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Do you like everyone
They call him ''good guy''.
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It's ready, Diane.
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Wow, what a load!
I'm going to make two trips.
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Of course, here's a waitress
amateur for you.
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In the last round,
I took everything at once.
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One more beer.
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-Do you want me to take it to you?
-No. No problem.
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I will do as noble women
of primitive tribal cultures...
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have been doing for centuries.
I'll balance it on my head.
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Those ladies
Lovely ones will love this.
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-Look! It's Lawrence Welk!
-No, stop!
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Cheers S02E20
"Norman's Conquest"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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-And it's wrong.
-In your head.
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I lost count, Carla.
What round is this?
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I don't know how to count that much.
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Just so we can keep up,
Why are they fighting?
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We're not fighting, Carla.
We're just discussing...
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a difference of opinion.
Two vodkas on the rocks.
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I think Sam is insensitive, senseless
and cretin, but he disagrees.
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But I know he will prove me right.
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Notify me when
his head catches fire.
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As always, it is necessary to do
transfer to say what you want.
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We were talking about how
Don't trust me, chatterbox.
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No, blind knot.
We've already resolved that.
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I proved myself wrong,
and we move on.
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-In my opinion...
-Sam, give me credit...
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for being smart enough
to humiliate him in the right matter.
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My favorite couple,
Steve and Eydie Amin.
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-Good afternoon, everyone.
-Norm!
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Normie, Normie...
Is this Vera by any chance?
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With a lot of surgery
plastic, maybe it would be.
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In fact, this is Emily Phillips.
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She owns a boutique in the city...
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and I just added them as customers.
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Why are you so excited?
He said he had several clients.
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The people here
They are happy by nature.
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Yes, they sing all day.
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Hello, welcome to Cheers.
I'm Sam Malone.
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-Thanks.
-What kind of boutique do you have?
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It's just a little clothing store
fighting to survive...
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but thanks to Norm, I will
receive money from the IRS.
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I just did a few simple things.
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For example, she doesn't
discounted the breeding of cockroaches.
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I'm so proud of us.
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We women have achieved a
place in society in an unprecedented way.
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Working, doing,
rising ranks on merit.
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We conquer places next door and,
often above men.
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Formerly exploited,
now, we are equal.
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Honey, let's speed it up.
I'm drying out here.
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Excuse me.
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Can you excuse me for a minute,
Norm? I'll call the store.
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-Of course.
-You know, I really liked it...
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of this Cheers.
Do you come here often?
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-What do you consider ''frequently''?
-Two or three times a week.
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So I don't come
here often.
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-A beer, Coach?
-Yes.
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Norm said that
Do you have many customers?
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Yes, 75. I thought 200 would be
too much for those who work...
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in the trunk of the car.
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What's going on, Norm?
You guys seem intimate.
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She only brought me here to celebrate
the exceptional work I did.
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I don't know, Norm.
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I noticed something between you.
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I felt the temperature rise,
when you came here.
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Norm, you're her accountant.
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Have you analyzed her numbers?
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Does she have a reasonable net worth?
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She showed him some profits
What would make him apply his actions?
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He is well.
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You can be funny,
but you don't understand.
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She's just a nice girl...
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and just brought me here
so you can thank me.
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That's what you think, Norm.
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Didn't notice the subtle glances
what does she throw at you?
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-What do you mean?
-As if it were a juicy fillet...
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about to be cooked on the grill.
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Here she comes. Here she comes.
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-Where do you want to sit, Norm?
-It could be on that table.
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What do you want to drink?
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What do you ask
it will be fine with me.
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Have pity. Don't be ridiculous.
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I don't know, no. Let's ask
to the specialist in ''womanology''.
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Well, I don't see myself like that.
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But I would love to share
what I think, Cliffo.
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So what do you think, Sam?
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I think she is
researching the territory.
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Norman, ignore these braggarts.
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They're just having fun
at your expense.
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She is absolutely
right, Normie.
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The emptiness of their lives makes
make them cast slander on yours.
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-Can you repeat that, Coach?
-I can't, Diane.
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I know these
guys are joking.
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They know just as well
you that if something happened...
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would cause irreparable damage
to the special person you love.
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Have pity, Diane, I
would recover in two weeks.
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See how she is
looking at you.
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She's super into you.
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Here.
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There you are.
I was feeling alone.
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Can you excuse me,
a minute, please?
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They're right.
The woman is a demon.
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-What am I going to do?
-The way is clear, Norm.
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You will rise and
will act like the man he is...
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submitting to her demands.
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Thanks, Cliff. I can hear
someone's opinion...
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Who had a date in this century?
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Norm. I told her
that he was married, right?
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Of course. She knows about Vera.
I spoke about her at least twice.
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My alliance is available,
for everyone to see...
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at the pawn shop on Boylston Street.
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See, Norman? Did you see that?
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Keeps making rude jokes
and children's stories about Vera.
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Now he's in trouble. This
woman is taking you seriously.
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She doesn't think so
Call your wife.
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Don't listen to her, Norm.
How many chances do you have? Let it be seen.
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-Be a man, Norm.
-Come on.
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They are encouraging
Norm committing adultery.
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It happens all the time, dizzy.
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Life is like that.
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I'll tell you, the only difference
between Dynasty and the real world...
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is that the cut of
Their hair is better.
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What do you think, Sam?
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Normal...
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I think it's stupid for you to sleep
with someone you work with.
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I didn't mean stupidity
in the ignorant sense.
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Don't mind Sam.
He's a little depressed.
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This year, your age
equals your Ql.
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That was years ago.
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Norm, do you find her attractive?
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Of course, she is very attractive.
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If she was into me...
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I wouldn't be losing
time here at the bar...
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-talking to a bunch of idiots.
-Yeah, Norm, do something.
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-Come on. Let's go.
-Vera will never find out.
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-Is there a problem, Norm?
-He will take care of you. Relax.
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Just a minute, Emily.
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Well done, Norm.
If you're scared...
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leave it to me. I mean,
With me it will not be a sin.
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Just disgusting.
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Listen, if you're interested,
act while the iron is on.
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Norman, can you do me a favor?
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-Yes, what do you want?
-Call Vera.
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-Why?
-Call.
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Call and hear her voice...
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before it tears to shreds
inviolable wedding attire.
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-Diane, I don't... Please.
-The phone.
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Are you scared, Norman?
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What? Do you think I'm afraid
to talk to my wife?
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Very good.
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Emily, I'm coming. I need to do
a business phone call.
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Hello, Vera, this is Norm.
I'm on Cheers. It's 8:05 pm.
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If you need me,
Do you know the phone number here? Goodbye.
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Norm, when you bought
an answering machine?
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I didn't buy it. I spoke to Vera.
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Norman, I think it's better
give the girl what she wants.
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She is your client.
If you don't do anything...
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will kick it like a bad addiction.
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Norman, did you have to come to this?
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You will sell yourself to the first
person who buys you a drink?
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If it was a woman, I think
that we would have a name for you.
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I like Becky.
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I know Norma is more suitable,
just add U-H, but...
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You can leave the
my foot for a minute?
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Since when did my life
particular issue became a topic of debate?
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-Are you backing down, Norm?
-Now, stop it.
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It's okay, Sam.
Norm, we're just kidding.
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We knew you wouldn't do anything.
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Yes, we know that
type of man he is.
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We know he wouldn't betray Vera.
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Very well, very well.
Norm, listen.
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Let's even sing the song
of your wedding. Are you ready?
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-Of course.
-And...
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Yes, darling
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Of course
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limmediately
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You think I'm the champion
sissy heavyweight.
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Uncontested.
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All right, stay there
and eat my dust.
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The brave Norman
is ready for love.
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Better get going, Norm.
She's leaving.
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Emily. Emily, wait.
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Are you trying to dismiss me?
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Norm, it's obvious that you prefer
stay with your friends.
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-I feel like I'm interrupting.
-No, it was rude. Sorry.
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I...
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-I would like to make it up to you.
-No, it's okay.
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No, please,
let me take you to dinner.
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That would be good.
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But I'm not in the mood anymore
to be surrounded by people.
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Me either.
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I believe I can do something
so we can eat at my house.
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Legal.
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Norm, Norm. Norm!
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-Wait a minute.
-You don't need to do this...
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-if you don't want to.
-I know.
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I just have one question, Sam.
There was some innovation...
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in the underwear industry
female, since 1965?
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No.
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I'm so disappointed
with Norman.
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Diane, what you feel is a lack of
understanding of the male species.
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Men were not made
to be monogamous.
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It is an artificial phenomenon
imposed from the outside in.
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A man will never have
enough women.
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Or, in your case, any.
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Don't be so hard on Norm.
He doesn't have much experience.
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I think he was a little excited.
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You know, I'm happy with
so much experience...
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that he acquired with women.
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-Serious?
-Yes. I think now...
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You've already satisfied your curiosity.
His inexplicable lust was satiated.
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If our relationship continues
as strong and vital as it is now...
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there will be no need to have
sexual relations with another woman.
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Oh, my God.
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My God, what?
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I had never thought about that.
My last woman.
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-You agree, don't you?
-I don't know. I...
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Why not?
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Something might happen
with you, you know?
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You can die or go crazy.
What if it doesn't age well?
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What would happen
If I took a plane...
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went to South America
and was captured...
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by a tribe of
huge women...
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to make me
sex slave?
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Thank you for the priestess
Bettina and her maids...
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to satisfy them day after day.
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Have pity.
Get real, Diane.
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-I just thought of something.
-What, Coach?
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And if Vera calls and wants
know where Norm is?
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Tell him he took a break.
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That's a bit boring, Carla.
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So he went to the movies
with you, Coach.
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Oh yeah, cool.
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00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:20,437
Wow, Norm and I didn't go out
together for a long time.
242
00:16:22,711 --> 00:16:24,975
Okay, I can't
lie, Mrs. Peterson.
243
00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:28,116
-Norm went out with a lady.
-Give me that!
244
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:33,646
Coach, if you were at the Alamo,
we would all be wearing sombreros.
245
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:37,823
What? Emily, what?
246
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:41,720
Ah yes, Norm's lady.
247
00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:46,758
Of course he's not here. I thought
that was howling with you.
248
00:16:48,504 --> 00:16:50,369
You're kidding.
249
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:54,207
-Wow, I knew it.
-What? What?
250
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:58,073
-Yes, I'll ask him to call you.
-What?
251
00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:01,444
We should have known.
Norm backed away.
252
00:17:01,617 --> 00:17:03,141
Now, have pity.
253
00:17:03,318 --> 00:17:04,478
What there was?
254
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:07,986
He took her to her building
and went to park the car.
255
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:12,184
That was two hours ago.
She didn't see him after that.
256
00:17:12,428 --> 00:17:15,955
If you have any
pride, he killed himself.
257
00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:18,825
Carla, he got real.
258
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:20,525
He fell to his knee.
259
00:17:20,702 --> 00:17:24,468
He did the thing
right, noble and moral.
260
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Yes, and we will do it
regret it for the rest of your life.
261
00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:32,480
Everyone quiet. Here he comes. Act
as if they didn't know anything.
262
00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:36,106
Yes, something tells me that
they will be able to do this.
263
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:43,317
She is an animal.
264
00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:48,023
-Good evening, everyone.
-Norm!
265
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,726
I'm finished.
266
00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:57,269
A beer, Coach.
267
00:17:59,741 --> 00:18:02,574
She didn't want to stop, Norm?
268
00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:05,406
Cliffie, I had to run away
through the fire escape.
269
00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:10,009
You need to tell us
all the details, Norm.
270
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:12,847
I don't know, no. All
Are you of legal age here?
271
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,854
-Norman, don't do that.
-Shut up and let him talk.
272
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:17,423
Come on, Normie, the details.
273
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:20,526
Well, I think that says it all.
274
00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:24,132
Wow, Norm, what a hickey.
275
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:28,728
It's the only one I can show
in front of the girls, Cliffie.
276
00:18:28,904 --> 00:18:32,340
Norm, I hate to see you
acting like an idiot...
277
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:34,567
but Emily called.
278
00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:39,578
Does she want more?
That woman is insatiable.
279
00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:43,616
She wanted to know where you were.
Said you didn't show up.
280
00:18:43,785 --> 00:18:46,720
And everyone here knows.
281
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,986
It is clear.
282
00:18:50,158 --> 00:18:52,149
What did you expect?
For her to tell?
283
00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:54,887
Just a slut
rude would do that.
284
00:18:56,698 --> 00:18:58,859
Let's go back
for us to talk.
285
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:04,097
The trickster wants some tips.
Sammy, I'll teach you.
286
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:07,533
What a pitiful display.
287
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,768
I'm embarrassed by
God made me a man.
288
00:19:09,945 --> 00:19:13,381
I don't believe that God
be very happy too.
289
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,718
I didn't even have the courage to go in, Sam.
290
00:19:17,886 --> 00:19:21,322
I spent the last two
hours sitting in the car.
291
00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:24,786
And that hickey?
292
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,157
I used a vacuum cleaner
that I have in the glove compartment.
293
00:19:29,097 --> 00:19:31,463
I'm a coward.
294
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,658
Let it go, Norm.
295
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,499
You know, petty cases
They are not as good as they seem.
296
00:19:38,674 --> 00:19:40,665
I had many.
Do you think they made me happy?
297
00:19:40,842 --> 00:19:44,073
-Ecstatic.
-Yeah, but that's how I am, Norm.
298
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:48,678
You are a type
different from man.
299
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:50,875
Yes, don't tell me.
300
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:54,215
-Sammy?
-Yes.
301
00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:55,913
Can I confess something to you?
302
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:59,959
-Please don't. I don't...
-Sam...
303
00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:02,687
I love my wife.
304
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:05,630
It wasn't as bad as I thought.
305
00:20:05,801 --> 00:20:08,668
-Yes, wait. There's more.
-Oh, God.
306
00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:11,863
Vera is the only woman I've ever had.
307
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:16,409
When you say ''had'', do you mean...?
308
00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:18,102
Yes.
309
00:20:18,814 --> 00:20:20,714
-Come on, be serious.
-I'm talking.
310
00:20:20,882 --> 00:20:23,180
What's wrong with that?
What's...?
311
00:20:26,054 --> 00:20:28,887
I don't even want another woman, Sam.
312
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:32,151
Okay, don't get me wrong.
I have desires.
313
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:33,988
-Right.
-But, if he acted willingly...
314
00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:36,460
wouldn't it be better
than a pig in heat.
315
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:40,033
A happy pig in heat,
singing and dancing.
316
00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:46,539
I don't know what you're saying.
317
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,302
Makes it look like it's
confessing to a crime.
318
00:20:49,478 --> 00:20:52,970
Well, no one goes out there
saying he loves his wife.
319
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,810
When was the last time
who saw guys at the bar toasting...
320
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:59,078
telling stories
of marital happiness?
321
00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:04,081
So the jokes about
Are they all lies?
322
00:21:04,259 --> 00:21:05,851
Do you really love her?
323
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:10,328
Of course I love it.
Most of it isn't even true, you know?
324
00:21:10,499 --> 00:21:14,026
-Like the one with the tentacles?
-Yes.
325
00:21:16,938 --> 00:21:20,840
I can only speak for myself,
But I think it's wonderful.
326
00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:22,601
I don't know.
327
00:21:22,778 --> 00:21:26,942
You may not believe me,
but I envy you.
328
00:21:27,783 --> 00:21:29,182
-Are you jealous of me?
-Yes I have.
329
00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:32,809
I thought that, as
conquer more women...
330
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:36,253
the more man I would become.
But now, I think...
331
00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:38,450
that I'm looking for
the right woman.
332
00:21:38,627 --> 00:21:40,219
-And he found Diane.
-That's right.
333
00:21:40,395 --> 00:21:43,091
When they did it,
broke the mold.
334
00:21:43,265 --> 00:21:46,132
They tried to pretend
that it was an accident.
335
00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:49,533
It saw? It's doing.
You are too.
336
00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:51,138
-And do you know why?
-No.
337
00:21:51,306 --> 00:21:54,173
Because he's a guy, see?
And, deep down, we are scared to death...
338
00:21:54,342 --> 00:21:56,333
of being a sissy. AND.
339
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:58,945
Someone needs to pay for this.
Let it be women.
340
00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:02,049
Isn't that...?
Dude, I'll tell you.
341
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:07,211
I'm sorry, but I couldn't leave
to hear what they just said.
342
00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:10,688
-What did you hear?
-Well, everything.
343
00:22:11,126 --> 00:22:14,562
I discovered that if I enter the first
women's bathroom stall...
344
00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:17,164
wet the ear
and lean against the wall...
345
00:22:17,332 --> 00:22:20,961
you can hear a conversation.
Be glad I listened.
346
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:23,104
Listen carefully, Norman...
347
00:22:23,271 --> 00:22:25,762
I have something to tell you
because I can help you.
348
00:22:25,941 --> 00:22:27,841
And I mean it to your face.
349
00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:30,068
You are a gentleman.
350
00:22:31,379 --> 00:22:33,006
-Am I?
-Yes.
351
00:22:33,815 --> 00:22:37,876
A one-woman man.
And every woman admires and respects this.
352
00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:41,045
I don't think it should
live your life accordingly...
353
00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:43,919
what a drunken swine thinks.
354
00:22:44,593 --> 00:22:47,084
Wow, I've always lived like this.
355
00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:49,854
Norman...
356
00:22:50,732 --> 00:22:53,758
they are unhappy in
marriage or lack thereof...
357
00:22:53,935 --> 00:22:57,132
and they are waiting
May your marriage go wrong...
358
00:22:57,305 --> 00:22:59,796
and stoop to their level.
359
00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:03,475
I hate them.
God, I hate them.
360
00:23:03,645 --> 00:23:05,306
Me too.
361
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,710
It's time to face them.
362
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:10,983
My wedding
It is my most valuable possession.
363
00:23:11,153 --> 00:23:14,350
And taking away mine
Honda Civic, my only possession.
364
00:23:14,856 --> 00:23:17,620
I love my wife and I don't
I care that everyone knows.
365
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:21,058
-Very good. Hey, man.
-Guys, listen!
366
00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:24,164
-You're a pussy, Norm.
-I love my wife.
367
00:23:24,332 --> 00:23:26,732
I'm not willing to play
had been married for eleven years.
368
00:23:26,902 --> 00:23:30,201
-Isn't he sweet?
-You sissy.
369
00:23:30,372 --> 00:23:32,363
Let me finish, okay?
370
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,372
Come on, Norman, face them.
371
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,669
Come on, you...
372
00:23:35,844 --> 00:23:37,903
I won't throw it away
eleven years married.
373
00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:41,109
I'm looking for someone
please do this for me.
374
00:23:41,783 --> 00:23:44,251
I will tell you
about my bridal suite...
375
00:23:44,419 --> 00:23:47,149
or, as I say, the dead zone.
376
00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:52,217
They want me to imitate mine
wife, Vera Peterson, at the dentist?
377
00:23:52,394 --> 00:23:54,862
Where is my coat? Where...?
378
00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:57,089
This is going to be too much.
379
00:23:57,265 --> 00:23:59,130
Shut up.
380
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,866
Doctor, can you clean it?
my canines?
381
00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:05,897
Do you believe that?
382
00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:09,100
Just a minute.
I don't want to miss this.