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I listen to ''A Foggy Day in Old London
Town'' and I already remember my wife.
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Was it your music?
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No, but Sinatra sang...
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and it always reminds me of the movie
One Step From Eternity.
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It was the first film
meeting, wasn't it, Coach?
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No, the movie reminds me of Hawaii.
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Did you meet in Hawaii?
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No, I've never been to Hawaii, Diane.
Neither does Wally Engels.
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Leave it to me.
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Coach, who is Wally Engels?
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An old friend from the Navy.
He introduced me to my wife.
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What a memory, Coach.
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Yeah, Sam.
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This song brings me
great memories.
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And even? From what?
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Played on the wedding day
of my daughter.
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AND?
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Just that.
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Everything appears here, doesn't it, Sam?
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Cheers S02E14
"No Help Wanted"
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Resync Web-DL
Evilkinder
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-Hello, Sam.
-Hi, Becky.
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Wow, it's been a while, huh?
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Yeah, I finally got transferred.
back to Boston.
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I missed the city
and its historical landmarks.
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Speaking of which,
Do you have some time to enjoy life?
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I don't cum anymore, Becky.
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What...
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What I meant is that
Diane and I are together.
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-Who?
-Ah, sorry.
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Diane Chambers,
This is Becky Hawley.
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-Hi, Becky.
-Hi, Diane.
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Diane and I are together...
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How long has it been?
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Nine, ten months.
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Four.
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Whatever.
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I'm happy to know
that you're okay, Sam.
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But I must say I will feel
missing our fun.
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I have something
better than fun, now.
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I have affability, good and solid.
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-You are also pure hustle.
-AND.
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-I didn't want to upset anyone.
-It didn't bother me.
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I've already come to terms with
Sam's past.
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It doesn't bother me.
Besides, I'm not jealous.
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-Sam, see you around.
-Yeah, it was good to see you again.
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equally.
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Why not...
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Why don't you leave me
take her to the car?
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Come to think of it, maybe it would be better
I stay here at the bar for a bit.
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-I liked her.
-I bet so.
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It was an accident, Sam,
or joy in seeing me?
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Both, Coach.
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Two drinks, Sam.
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-Norm is late again.
-Yeah, I noticed.
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It reduced my profits from beer.
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I will have to increase the
prices to compensate.
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$11, Cliff.
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He didn't get here
before 5pm all week.
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Will Norm finally
Did you get a job?
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No no. If I had managed...
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he would have told us.
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I hope you didn't tell me
and I have forgotten.
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No, I would remember
to forget something like that.
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I think Cliff is right.
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If Norm had another
job, he would have said.
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You know, yesterday I saw a
disturbing thing.
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Has the price of hydrogen peroxide gone up?
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I was born blonde.
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What did it say?
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Well, on the way to the bar...
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I saw a guy who
looked like Norman...
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entering through the door
back of Melville's kitchen.
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It looked like Norman,
and I greeted him...
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but he covered his face
with his coat and went inside.
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What would Norm be doing in
Melville's kitchen?
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I think Norman just
got a job...
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as a busboy
or dishwasher.
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No, no, Norm never
would accept that.
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Must have gone there to ask
the leftovers, that's it.
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Wait there. Wait there.
I remembered one thing.
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Ah, well I heard a noise.
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A week ago...
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Norm asked me if a
real man would wash dishes.
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-Oh, no.
-I don't believe.
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It's impossible to escape
of the conclusion.
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I found a way.
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I don't want to believe that my friend...
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a professional like me,
was reduced to rubbing...
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bowls and pans
in a fish restaurant.
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If so, there would be signs.
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He would get here
smelling like sardines.
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Get out of here! Come on, out!
Get lost! Out of here!
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Get lost! Out of here! Hey, outside...
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Let's go! Out of here!
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Okay, it's proven.
Or he's washing dishes...
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or leading a herd
of cats to Dodge City.
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No, Sam, he would need
at least 200 heads for this.
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-Good afternoon, everyone.
-Norm.
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-Do you want beer, Norm?
-I don't care which one.
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Pour one for me.
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-Norm, what cats are those?
-Animals like me.
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That's good, because none
human being will like it.
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Norm, it smells bad,
like the low tide in Bridgeport.
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It must have been the
tuna sandwich I ate.
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Did you eat it or roll in it?
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Norm, is everything okay?
Did you get a job?
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-I don't want to talk about it.
-Right.
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Here, Normie.
Put a napkin there.
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Just look at your hands.
They are red and wrinkled.
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-Your brain too, okay?
-Now, let's go.
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-Sorry, Coach.
-Okay, Norm.
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Guys, sorry.
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-I'm going to tell the truth.
-Please.
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I'm washing dishes
at Melville's, okay?
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Unemployment insurance
it's over. I had to do something.
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Give me your hands here.
This will get rid of the smell.
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Norman, must
be very depressed.
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Yesterday I went home so depressed
I almost threw myself out the window.
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But there were so many cats down there,
which would have cushioned the fall.
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That...
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Those there... There are few.
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Come on, get out of here!
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Norman.
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Any work is worthy.
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Don't be ashamed
of physical work.
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No, Diane. I know
how Normie feels.
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I was once a busboy.
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And I will say one thing, the humiliation,
the orders we receive...
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It's too much for anyone.
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Bring a beer
here, yes, grandpa?
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Yes, sir, that's it for now.
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Dishwasher.
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I went down as far as I could
a counter could come down.
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I was 30th best in the class.
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Now I spend my afternoons
seeing lettuce floating.
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Norman, I know.
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You are an accountant.
I should do accounting.
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Sam, why
Don't hire Norman?
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-Yeah, Sam.
-Great idea.
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That would be incredible.
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-I already have an accountant.
-Fire him and hire Norman.
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-AND.
-That's how it works.
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Diane, can I talk?
with you for a moment?
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-Of course, of course.
-What there was?
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-Don't you think the idea is good?
-No, yes it is.
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I just want to say
tell her how much I liked it.
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It seems that Ms. chambers
you'll get one on the cheek.
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Let's hope that
earn at least 80.
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No, no. Listen, listen.
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There are two areas of my life
that I don't want anyone to touch.
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I already told you one of them.
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-And I didn't touch it.
-I know. You've been great.
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The other is my business.
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I worked hard to get
this bar, and now keep it.
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Now you compromise me...
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handing over my accounting books
to a dishwasher.
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He's not just a dishwasher.
He is an accountant and a friend.
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You're right, he's my friend, but
How do you know if you are a good accountant?
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He hasn't been able to
employment. There must be a reason.
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That just makes it more
motivated to work well.
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And you just need to keep it...
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until your pride returns.
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Sammy? I don't want to pressure him.
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I don't need to be your accountant.
There is always suicide.
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That's it. The guy has a choice, Sam.
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Sam, it's true.
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Hiring Norman has
emotional implications.
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But without emotions, the mind
becomes a stagnant lake.
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And let's face the facts. In your case...
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we are not talking about
no rapids.
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Okay, okay.
I'm going to hire Norm.
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But remember: when I
I have to fire him later...
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you will be responsible for
destroy your self-love.
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How can I forget,
being so positive?
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Norm.
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You are my new accountant.
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-Hey!
-That's it.
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-Sammy, I'm honored.
-Well, that's it.
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I want you to know that this is a
Big moment for me, Sam.
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Give me a break.
A big moment?
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It's easy, Sam. I only had two.
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I know you did it out of pity...
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but know that you got it
the best accountant around here.
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I agree.
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With what? With Norm being the
best accountant?
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No, that Sam did it out of pity.
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Here he is, guys...
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Norm ''to Caesar what is not
of Nobody'' Peterson.
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Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
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Diane, more coffee, please.
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Norman, I'm proud of you.
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When you have work,
you forget the beer.
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Because I want to do good
work for Sammy.
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Isn't that cool?
Isn't that cool, Sam?
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How are things going, Norm?
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Almost finished, Sam.
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You won't be disappointed, friend.
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I found some things there, you know?
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You will have the best
refund I've seen.
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Oh, take it easy.
It's just a tax joke, now!
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Sam, I didn't see
Normal like that...
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months ago.
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Today, life may be
really change.
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Maybe leave that room
with the work done...
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and maybe even make peace with Vera...
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-starting a new life.
-It would be wonderful.
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But you can also drink up to
pass out with your head in the toilet.
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It's hard to know.
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I just hope it's not
wanting to impress me too much.
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And if it is? You helped him.
He is grateful.
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But I don't want to
take a risk with the Revenue.
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I liked my old accountant.
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I paid US$2 or 3 thousand
taxes every year. I paid...
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and that's it, no problem. I just want
this from Norm. Don't take any risks.
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Sam, you worry a lot.
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-Normie is a great accountant.
-How do you know?
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Because my mother always said...
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''Everyone is
good at something.''
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And with Norm we eliminate everything...
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less accounting and hunting.
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-Here you go, Sam. Ready.
-How was it, Norm?
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The restitution speaks for itself, Cliffie.
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I will receive from
back $15,000?
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Let's camp here, buana?
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Of course babies eat pizza.
Put it in the blender.
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Excuse me, is there anything
cigarette machine?
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-In the back room.
-Thank you, beautiful.
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What did you call me?
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-Beautiful.
-It sounded different before.
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-Beautiful.
-That's right!
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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-Norm.
-Norm.
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-Norman.
-Want a beer, Norm?
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I'm fine
with life, Coach.
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Of course, beer is my life.
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There's my boss.
How are you, buddy?
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00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:05,833
Waiting for that
fat refund arrive.
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00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,978
You already know what
What are you going to do with the money?
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I think it should
spend it on something fine, sensual...
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00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:18,744
and yes, breathtaking,
for the special person in your life.
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00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,423
You're right. Do you use
size extra large, Norm?
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In a robe, yes...
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but I adjust easily.
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Wait, wait,
you have to see this.
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00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:34,166
-Check it out.
-Printed matches.
247
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:36,738
-You can spread it around.
-''Norm Peterson Companies.
248
00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:38,772
Accounting Firm''.
249
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:41,537
It's impressive, Norm.
250
00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:43,509
Businesses must
walk well, huh?
251
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:46,673
Coach, I just needed the
Sammy would believe me...
252
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:50,048
so that I too would believe.
It all started like that.
253
00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:51,479
That's it.
254
00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:54,450
How many customers do you
do you have, besides Sam?
255
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,650
Just one, but I'm out there...
256
00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:58,351
and there is the possibility of others.
257
00:14:58,529 --> 00:15:00,463
-Speaking of which, Diane...
-Yes?
258
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:03,623
-Here's your tax.
-Thanks.
259
00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,432
-What a nice restitution, huh?
-I thought you would like it.
260
00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:11,598
Psychiatrist consultations
They're deductible, Diane.
261
00:15:11,775 --> 00:15:13,675
And the daily sessions in February...
262
00:15:14,245 --> 00:15:16,475
That was a gold mine.
263
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:21,975
Shut up, Norman,
I've already improved. I've improved.
264
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:24,818
Sam.
265
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:28,220
February was a difficult month, wasn't it?
266
00:15:28,392 --> 00:15:29,950
You're kidding!
267
00:15:30,761 --> 00:15:34,288
What did you do for
Norman is a miracle.
268
00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:37,491
-I'm very proud.
-It was nothing.
269
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,033
Don't be modest.
270
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,727
Stayed next to him,
when needed.
271
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:45,137
When I said I would get $15,000
refund, even I was amazed.
272
00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,640
And money means
so much for me...
273
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:50,211
as for the creatures of
forest or the animals in the fields.
274
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:53,378
Sammy, can you help me here?
275
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:57,618
-Coach, pick up the phone, okay?
-Of course.
276
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:01,089
Cheers. Sam, it's for you.
277
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:04,489
-I'm busy. Get the message.
-Leave a message? He's busy.
278
00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:07,730
Yes. Right.
279
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,525
Right, right, right.
280
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,931
Sam, it was your accountant, Sy.
He said he put everything...
281
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,570
Bell Day. Bell Day.
282
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:19,708
And...
283
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:23,342
And that your tax
lace is ready.
284
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,716
What's going on, Sam?
285
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,910
Like this? The Day of the Bell?
286
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:33,622
You sent the statement
Did I do it or not?
287
00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,516
No, Norm, I didn't.
288
00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:40,055
Why not?
289
00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:42,826
Maybe I should have told you...
290
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,764
but I'm conservative
as for money.
291
00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,263
Okay, I just want to understand this.
292
00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:50,669
Don't trust me,
Not even at my job...
293
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:52,433
and asked another
do the tax.
294
00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:56,411
A refund of
$15,000 scared me.
295
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,810
I never received any refund.
296
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:02,282
Do you know why?
Your accountant is a blob, Sam.
297
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,011
I analyzed the old statements.
298
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,179
The guy doesn't know
nor what is deduction.
299
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:10,293
What do you mean, Sammy? What Norm?
invented a $15,000 blunder?
300
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:11,860
And that?
301
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:13,724
I just wanted to protect myself.
302
00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:17,162
You would also have
done, right?
303
00:17:18,402 --> 00:17:21,166
Oh, come on! Yes they would,
and they know it.
304
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,635
Let's forget about it, shall we?
305
00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:29,210
I didn't want Norm to make mine
imposed from the beginning, remember?
306
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,712
You should not negotiate with friends.
307
00:17:32,149 --> 00:17:35,016
If so, you can negotiate
with anyone here.
308
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:36,876
-AND.
-That's it.
309
00:17:37,054 --> 00:17:40,615
What it is! There is no one
on my side here?
310
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,523
I just wanted to protect my business...
311
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:46,788
no offense to Norm, mainly.
312
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:49,332
Sam, I'm on your side.
313
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,434
I may not agree,
But I admire your courage.
314
00:17:51,602 --> 00:17:54,162
-I know how you feel.
-He knows?
315
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:58,506
Yes, I have experienced a situation where
I was against the majority...
316
00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:02,840
and resisted public opinion
by my principles.
317
00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:05,243
And even? As? When?
318
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:06,508
In the last year
from college...
319
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:09,448
I fought alone
join my girls' republic.
320
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:13,647
Did you hear that? What it was?
Didn't they want to accept black women?
321
00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:16,554
It wasn't really black.
It doesn't make any difference.
322
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:19,594
-The fact is that I...
-What was it? Another race?
323
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:23,227
-No.
-A religion?
324
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:27,463
-It wasn't really a religion.
-What was it? Who?
325
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:29,162
Girls with...
326
00:18:29,606 --> 00:18:30,766
What?
327
00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:32,568
Who wouldn't let in?
328
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:36,846
Girls with parties
unpopular.
329
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:43,384
And in a few months...
330
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,988
-They had already mixed.
-Thanks.
331
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:49,224
If you don't trust me how
accountant, he doesn't trust as a friend.
332
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:50,758
Stop it.
333
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,590
Need to learn to separate
business and friendship.
334
00:18:53,764 --> 00:18:57,029
No. I just need
separate him from my life.
335
00:18:57,201 --> 00:19:00,602
If I have a problem
with the IRS, I'm going to jail.
336
00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:04,707
And you know what happens
when pretty boys get arrested.
337
00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,474
Your attitude
It's not professional.
338
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,804
-Am I not a professional now?
-AND.
339
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,506
-Do you know what you are?
-Guys, don't say anything...
340
00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:15,083
-What?
-He's a traitor.
341
00:19:15,252 --> 00:19:17,720
You know what, you are
a baby, Norman.
342
00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:19,685
-Hairy.
-Amateur.
343
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:22,382
Gooseneck. That's fun.
344
00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:26,819
We're not fighting,
spaghetti breath.
345
00:19:26,997 --> 00:19:27,986
You're bad, Malone.
346
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:30,395
-Really bad!
-It's starting to irritate me.
347
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,398
-Does the truth hurt?
-My God!
348
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,969
Can they hear each other?
349
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:38,165
They are there, arguing, fighting...
350
00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:41,937
and making fun of Bell Day.
351
00:19:46,683 --> 00:19:49,914
Sammy, Sammy. I'm living...
352
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:52,180
-the worst year of my life.
-I know.
353
00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,881
I just continued for
believe me...
354
00:19:55,058 --> 00:19:56,821
and in the hope of,
One day, someone will say...
355
00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:58,427
''I believe in you too, Norm.''
356
00:19:58,595 --> 00:20:00,688
-I thought it would be you.
-That won't work.
357
00:20:00,864 --> 00:20:03,264
You want to make me feel
guilty. That doesn't happen.
358
00:20:03,434 --> 00:20:05,402
Okay, I'm leaving.
Forever.
359
00:20:05,602 --> 00:20:08,093
It's better to be serious.
I don't want you to come back...
360
00:20:08,272 --> 00:20:09,899
thinking everything is fine.
361
00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:14,071
Listen, if you leave...
362
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:15,939
I don't want you to come back. It is serious.
363
00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:18,775
Okay, closed.
364
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:23,546
But first, I need
settle something with him.
365
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,383
Norman, wait. Don't do
no nonsense. Please.
366
00:20:27,558 --> 00:20:29,822
Stay away from it.
It's part of the male ritual...
367
00:20:29,993 --> 00:20:32,325
that you don't know.
368
00:20:34,164 --> 00:20:35,631
I'm going in, Malone.
369
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,461
Okay, Norm, what's it going to be like?
370
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,798
I don't want to go, Sam.
371
00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:48,477
Come on, let's go.
I didn't mean...
372
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:55,616
Hey, hey. Let's go.
373
00:20:55,786 --> 00:20:58,619
We won't arrive
nowhere...
374
00:20:58,789 --> 00:21:00,950
if you don't act like an adult.
375
00:21:01,124 --> 00:21:03,183
Come on, friend.
376
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,657
Let's go.
377
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,160
Here. Take this.
378
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,360
Ready, ready, ready.
379
00:21:21,812 --> 00:21:24,178
This bar is all I have, Sam.
380
00:21:24,715 --> 00:21:27,445
You are my family.
381
00:21:29,386 --> 00:21:30,751
You are my brother.
382
00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:35,087
Well, you too
He's my brother, Norm.
383
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:40,758
Sam.
384
00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:54,003
Normal...
385
00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:56,975
you are my accountant.
386
00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:01,777
-Are you serious, Sam?
-From next month.
387
00:22:04,588 --> 00:22:05,748
Accepted.
388
00:22:06,156 --> 00:22:08,750
-But I won't beg.
-No.
389
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:15,993
So, as you can see, the root of
aggressiveness in the male of the species...
390
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:19,829
is found here, in the very
DNA molecule.
391
00:22:20,971 --> 00:22:25,237
Very close to here,
if I remember correctly.
392
00:22:25,709 --> 00:22:28,735
-Fascinating, Cliff.
-Yes, Diane. It's fascinating.
393
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:33,315
Get ready for more:
the letters themselves, D-N-A...
394
00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:37,943
mean ''Ladies
They are not aggressive''.
395
00:22:41,358 --> 00:22:44,885
They mean acid
deoxyribonucleic.
396
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:47,757
Yes, but flex
That's in Latin...
397
00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:50,661
and my argument will still be valid.
398
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:57,100
If it is true that a little
of knowledge is dangerous...
399
00:22:57,274 --> 00:22:59,105
you are a time bomb
walking.
400
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:01,773
Thank you, Diane.
401
00:23:02,145 --> 00:23:05,979
Let's talk about the
turbine engine a little.
402
00:23:07,851 --> 00:23:09,614
Coach...
403
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,511
Serve my friend a beer.
404
00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:13,986
Leaving.
405
00:23:14,191 --> 00:23:16,216
So, there was no physical violence?
406
00:23:16,393 --> 00:23:17,587
No. Actually...
407
00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:19,626
He's my new accountant.
408
00:23:19,796 --> 00:23:22,264
That's it, Norm.
409
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,624
Congratulations, Normie.
410
00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:29,170
After all, it was
with the wrong guy ten years ago.
411
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,330
Thanks, Sam.
412
00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:33,772
Thanks to you, Norm.
413
00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:40,579
What a beautiful moment this is.
It's good to see you two in good health.
414
00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:42,810
It even makes you want to cry.
415
00:23:43,253 --> 00:23:45,687
-Girls!
-Wow!