1 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:09,793 [both moaning] 2 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,793 - Okay, wait. 3 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:13,793 I can't. 4 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:16,448 I love my wife. - And stop. 5 00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:19,137 Listen, class. 6 00:00:19,241 --> 00:00:22,137 To win awards, you must do gay sex scenes. 7 00:00:22,241 --> 00:00:24,068 But how do we know you're gay 8 00:00:24,172 --> 00:00:26,586 if there's no shame on your face? 9 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:29,137 - Oh, hey, I went in for that new Ryan Murphy thing. 10 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:30,241 I got halfway through my audition, 11 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:31,517 and then they cut me off. 12 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:32,827 - Why? 13 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:34,068 - They're not even considering anyone 14 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:36,275 with under 50,000 Instagram followers. 15 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:37,206 - Eww. 16 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:38,206 - Are you going in for it? 17 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:39,931 - Yeah, on Monday. 18 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:41,827 I had to call the casting director myself 19 00:00:41,931 --> 00:00:44,034 because my dumb-ass agent is useless. 20 00:00:44,137 --> 00:00:45,931 - And let's go again. - [moaning] 21 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,482 Oh, that's it. - [moaning] 22 00:00:47,586 --> 00:00:48,965 - Yeah! - Hey... 23 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:50,448 - Oh... - I was thinking... 24 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,206 - [moans] - We should give Chase fish oil 25 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:53,896 to help build muscle. 26 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,862 - Oh, um, yeah. 27 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:58,172 O--okay. - But it can thin the blood, 28 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,034 so we have to watch out for nosebleeds. 29 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:02,137 - Um, can we just pause the Chase talk 30 00:01:02,241 --> 00:01:04,137 until after we're finished? 31 00:01:04,241 --> 00:01:05,482 - Right, right, right. 32 00:01:06,827 --> 00:01:08,724 - Hey, do you think that Chase could tag me in something 33 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,310 to boost my followers? 34 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:12,034 - Um... - [moans] 35 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:13,793 - Hey, do you think Chase is liking 36 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:15,310 his core-strengthening exercises? 37 00:01:15,413 --> 00:01:17,896 - Um... - And, orgasm. 38 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,068 - Oh, my God! - [moans] 39 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:20,034 - Oh, my God. 40 00:01:20,137 --> 00:01:21,275 - [moans] 41 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:22,241 - Oh, shit. - [panting] 42 00:01:22,344 --> 00:01:24,344 [hip-hop music] 43 00:01:24,448 --> 00:01:26,241 - Well, what about "Watch What Happens"? 44 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:27,586 Didn't you get any followers from that? 45 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,172 - Yeah, but I still need 10,000 more 46 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:30,586 in the next three days 47 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:31,724 to even be considered for the role. 48 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:33,241 - Oh, my God. 49 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,586 I can't believe that's how it works now. 50 00:01:34,689 --> 00:01:35,931 What's the part? 51 00:01:36,034 --> 00:01:36,896 - It's a gas station attendant 52 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 who gets his ass eaten. 53 00:01:38,103 --> 00:01:39,241 It's a three-episode arc. 54 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:41,034 - Is this that Ryan Murphy miniseries 55 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:42,379 about the woman who sues McDonalds? 56 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,275 - Yeah, "American Crime Story: Hot Coffee." 57 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,103 It would be huge for me. 58 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,517 Can you just take one more picture of me 59 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,137 and post it on Chase's Instagram, please? 60 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:50,413 - Oh, my God, fine. 61 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:52,103 But this is the last one, okay? 62 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,689 All of his posts today have been you. 63 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:55,034 Eww, don't smile. 64 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:56,000 [camera shutter clicks] 65 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:58,103 Oh, God, we gotta go. 66 00:01:58,206 --> 00:01:59,586 - Why are we running? 67 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:01,620 - I've gotta change Chase's phone number again, 68 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,275 get a bunch of his crotches dropped, 69 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:05,310 and mail his passport application by 2:00. 70 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:06,689 - Where is he going? - He's going to Ottawa 71 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,655 for some fan meet-up, wherever that is. 72 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,862 - It's the capital of Canada. - My God. 73 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,379 Who cares, bitch? 74 00:02:12,482 --> 00:02:14,241 I'm sorry, I'm just... 75 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:15,655 I'm so overworked. 76 00:02:15,758 --> 00:02:17,931 Mom is MIA doing God knows what. 77 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,827 All I ever do is think about Chase. 78 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:20,931 Like, what about me? 79 00:02:21,034 --> 00:02:22,379 I need some goddamn romance. 80 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,275 I was sleeping with his trainer the other day, 81 00:02:24,379 --> 00:02:26,448 and he would not shut up about him. 82 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:28,310 Ugh. 83 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:30,965 - Well, why don't you start by dating someone 84 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,206 not on Chase's team? - I know. 85 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,379 I need to date somebody not in the industry. 86 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,965 Just some normal, boring guy like... 87 00:02:38,068 --> 00:02:40,793 you know, like this guy, but hot. 88 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:42,310 I am so sorry. 89 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:45,137 - Hey, um, sorry to bug you, 90 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:47,137 but are you in that ChaseDreams video? 91 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:48,517 - Yes. 92 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:49,965 - I saw you on "Watch What Happens"! 93 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:52,068 I love bartending for Andy. 94 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,965 - Oh. Yeah, hi, I'm Cary. 95 00:02:54,068 --> 00:02:55,758 I'm an actor. - Hey, I'm Cameron. 96 00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:58,655 Look, this is kind of crazy, but I'm having a party later, 97 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,931 and my friends would freak if you came. 98 00:03:01,034 --> 00:03:02,344 - [laughs] - DM me for deets. 99 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,275 I'm @TheCameronColby on Insta. - Great. 100 00:03:05,379 --> 00:03:06,862 - Hi. - Hi. 101 00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:08,344 - [stammers, clears throat] 102 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:10,379 - Okay, well, you're going. - What? 103 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,310 Why would I go to a stranger's party? 104 00:03:12,413 --> 00:03:14,482 - Because he's one of those Insta gays, 105 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:16,068 you know, that, like, runs around 106 00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:17,965 with no shirt on, posting song lyrics 107 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:20,103 that have nothing to do with the pic he's put up. 108 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,172 - Again, why would I go to a stranger's party? 109 00:03:22,275 --> 00:03:23,931 - So he can tag you. 110 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,344 He's got 1 million followers. 111 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:26,827 - I'm going to a stranger's party. 112 00:03:26,931 --> 00:03:28,034 - Mm-hmm. 113 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:29,172 - ♪ You know you can 114 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,103 ♪ Crash at my place 115 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:32,793 [laughter] 116 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:33,862 ♪ Gonna sleep over me 117 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,034 ♪ It's a fantasy 118 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:36,517 ♪ Gonna sleep over me 119 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,965 [cheering] 120 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:41,931 ♪ Know you wanna stay 121 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:43,000 ♪ Come and sleep over me 122 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:44,172 ♪ It's a fantasy 123 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:45,413 - Chest exposed. - Chest exposed. 124 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,482 - I like it. - Yeah, it's... 125 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:48,344 ♪ 126 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:49,862 - Dude, that's so random. - Hey! 127 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:51,103 [all gasp] 128 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:53,241 - Oh, my gosh! You came! 129 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,310 You guys, look. 130 00:03:54,413 --> 00:03:55,931 This is ChaseDreams's brother. 131 00:03:56,034 --> 00:03:56,862 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my gosh. 132 00:03:56,965 --> 00:03:58,034 all: Hi. 133 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,482 - Cary, this is Colby Dallas, 134 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:02,103 Dallas Drake, and Drake Cameron. 135 00:04:02,206 --> 00:04:04,448 - Hi. Uh, did I ruin the photo? 136 00:04:04,551 --> 00:04:05,655 Should we--should we take another one, or... 137 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:06,827 - No, it's okay. 138 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,689 We got a good one right before you came. 139 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:10,344 - Great, great. 140 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:13,310 Well I will just, um, hang out with you guys. 141 00:04:13,413 --> 00:04:14,827 - Sweet! - Perf. 142 00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:16,034 - Yeah. - Cool! 143 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:18,103 [mellow music playing] 144 00:04:18,206 --> 00:04:19,448 - [clears throat] 145 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:22,000 So tell me about your job. 146 00:04:22,103 --> 00:04:23,275 - Uh, you know, 147 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:25,241 I've been so work-obsessed lately. 148 00:04:25,344 --> 00:04:27,275 Why don't we talk about your job, Tad? 149 00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:28,724 - I work for a window manufacturer. 150 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:31,379 - Oh, so you make windows. - No, I wish. 151 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:33,103 Companies send us measurements, 152 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,413 and we work with the factories that make the windows, 153 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:38,620 and we handle delivering the windows to the sites. 154 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:41,103 ♪ 155 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:43,241 - Oh, um, okay. Let's see. 156 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:46,896 What's a good follow-up question to that? 157 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,172 [upbeat music playing] 158 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:49,931 [cheering, laughter] 159 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:51,103 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 160 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:52,620 I guess I like breakfast. 161 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:54,275 - Yeah--thank you! - Me too. 162 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:55,586 - That's what we're saying. - I don't. 163 00:04:55,689 --> 00:04:57,827 - Oh, my God. - So what do you guys do? 164 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,793 - We're influencers. You know, creators. 165 00:05:00,896 --> 00:05:02,172 ♪ 166 00:05:02,275 --> 00:05:04,137 - Yeah, but-- but, like, what do you do? 167 00:05:04,241 --> 00:05:06,241 Uh, like, I'm an actor. - Oh. 168 00:05:06,344 --> 00:05:08,034 I do inspiration. 169 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:09,689 Colby's more, like, lifestyle... 170 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,482 - Yeah. - I'm religious, kinda. 171 00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:13,655 - And I used to be fat, but now I have two nieces. 172 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:14,689 ♪ 173 00:05:14,793 --> 00:05:16,344 - Cool, cool. 174 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:17,620 Well, should we take a photo 175 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:19,689 to commemorate this moment, or... 176 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,103 [laughter] 177 00:05:21,206 --> 00:05:22,724 - You're so funny. 178 00:05:22,827 --> 00:05:25,724 - A photo would actually be hilarious, 179 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,689 but we just posted a few hours ago. 180 00:05:27,793 --> 00:05:29,413 - And we won't post again until 1:00 a.m. East Coast time 181 00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:30,965 so we can get the West Coast likes 182 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:32,896 when people are scrolling themselves to sleep. 183 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,517 - But--well, that's in, like, four hours. 184 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,689 Won't--won't we all be in our beds by then, or... 185 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:39,517 [laughter] 186 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,793 - He's killing me! 187 00:05:41,896 --> 00:05:43,103 - [slurping] 188 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:44,000 - But glass actually starts out... 189 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,482 as sand. 190 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:47,310 - Well, that certainly has nothing to do 191 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,862 with my work, which is what I wanted. 192 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:52,310 Oh, here's another thing that's boring: 193 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:55,137 Ottawa is the capitol of Canada. 194 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:56,655 - I actually have a list 195 00:05:56,758 --> 00:05:57,517 of Canadian cities that I want to visit. 196 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,689 - You know what, Tad? 197 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,034 Let's just go back to your place. 198 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:01,241 - Oh, did you not want to... 199 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:02,310 stay and keep talking? 200 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:03,965 - Absolutely not. 201 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:04,931 - Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. 202 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:06,310 I hated social media, 203 00:06:06,413 --> 00:06:09,034 but then I started doing it, and now I don't. 204 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:11,448 You know? 205 00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:13,344 - Yes, yeah, yeah. 206 00:06:13,448 --> 00:06:14,965 Mm-hmm. Sorry. 207 00:06:15,068 --> 00:06:16,068 I'll be right back. 208 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:17,896 - Okay. 209 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,896 [muffled music, chatter] 210 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:33,620 [both moaning] 211 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:35,482 [both breathing heavily] 212 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:38,137 - Hold on one second. 213 00:06:38,241 --> 00:06:39,551 [ChaseDreams' "Stink" playing] 214 00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:41,344 Perfect. - [moaning] 215 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:44,448 ♪ 216 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,137 - Um--God. 217 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:48,862 Uh, this song is everywhere. 218 00:06:48,965 --> 00:06:50,931 Um, do you mind if we just listen 219 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:52,034 to something else? 220 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:53,689 ChaseDreams, he's-- 221 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:55,172 he's, weirdly, my brother. 222 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,551 [laughs] - I know. 223 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:58,724 That's why I swiped right. 224 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,068 - Eww, what? - Look. 225 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:02,793 I know you said you don't want to talk about work, 226 00:07:02,896 --> 00:07:05,586 but since you brought it up, what is Chase like? 227 00:07:05,689 --> 00:07:07,137 I'm a huge fan. 228 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:08,275 - ♪ Take a shower 229 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:09,517 - What is the problem? 230 00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,448 You love him, I love him. 231 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:12,758 He's an artist. - Eww. 232 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:15,482 He's a singer. - Look, here, here. 233 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:17,482 I want to a play a song inspired by Chase. 234 00:07:17,586 --> 00:07:19,586 - No, I mean-- - ♪ Chasing rainbows 235 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,000 ♪ Chasing dreams 236 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:22,206 [alarm chirping] 237 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:25,206 - [gasps, groans] 238 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,310 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 239 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,724 - Here we go. All right. 240 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:30,034 - All right, yeah. - Kind of just... 241 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:33,655 [indistinct chatter] 242 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:36,448 [pop music playing] 243 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:38,413 Okay, yeah. Um, and Dallas, just lean out 244 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:40,344 'cause you're kind of blocking me. 245 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:41,551 Yeah, that's better. 246 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:42,655 [camera shutter clicks] 247 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:44,482 - Nailed it. - We got it! 248 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:47,172 Great, good. - Cary, hi. 249 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:48,758 We're just gonna put on glasses 250 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:50,586 and get in the pool like a bunch of idiots. 251 00:07:50,689 --> 00:07:52,620 - Gosh, I actually have to go. 252 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:55,000 I have, uh, work early, and it's getting really late. 253 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:56,448 - Oh, are you shooting something? 254 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:58,482 - Yes, it's a very big movie. 255 00:07:58,586 --> 00:08:00,896 Um, but it was very nice to meet you guys. 256 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,310 all: Bye. 257 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:04,068 - He's so funny. - [laughs] 258 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:05,068 [elevator dings] 259 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:08,275 - All right, let's see that pic. 260 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:10,310 No! 261 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,068 - Well, you know, it's romantic to be serenaded. 262 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:17,241 - It was not romantic, and it was not a break 263 00:08:17,344 --> 00:08:19,103 from thinking about Chase. - Right. 264 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,724 - But I have this date tonight 265 00:08:20,827 --> 00:08:22,172 with this guy from "Rolling Stone," 266 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,931 so he's not, like, on Chase's team, 267 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:26,482 but he's in the industry enough not to be a superfan. 268 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:29,448 Also, he's British, so. - Accent. 269 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,862 - Uncut. - Ugh, look at this. 270 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:34,379 - Oh, is this the picture they posted? 271 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:36,965 Wait, where are you? - Standing out of frame. 272 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,689 - Oh. I'm sorry, Care. 273 00:08:38,793 --> 00:08:40,344 - I know. Now I gotta find another way 274 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:42,793 to get 10,000 followers in two days. 275 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:45,068 - Oh, why don't you adopt one of those ugly dogs? 276 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:46,344 You know, the ones that look dead but aren't. 277 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:47,931 - I tried. 278 00:08:48,034 --> 00:08:49,241 The shelter said those are now the first to go. 279 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:50,551 - Oh. - I know. 280 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,448 All right, I gotta go to work. 281 00:08:51,551 --> 00:08:52,793 - Bye. - Bye. 282 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:55,000 Ugh. 283 00:08:57,793 --> 00:08:59,206 - Oh, hey, my friend Reese 284 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,448 went in for that Ryan Murphy thing, 285 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:02,379 and they asked him about followers too. 286 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:04,344 - Ugh. - You'd love Reese. 287 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:06,655 Or, no, you'd hate him. 288 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:09,551 Reese is the one that got in the fist-fight with my mom. 289 00:09:09,655 --> 00:09:11,965 - [laughs] - Oh, shit. 290 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:13,482 - Holy smokes! 291 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,689 It's Cameron, Colby, and the Instagays! 292 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,275 - What? How do you know them? 293 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:19,275 - Cary, hi! 294 00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:20,655 - Hi, guys. What's up? 295 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:21,931 - Oh, we were just taking a photo 296 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,310 in front of a school that burned down. 297 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,068 - I think we're gonna caption it, 298 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:26,000 "You make me want to la-la." 299 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,413 both: Yeah. 300 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,896 - Um, how's the movie shoot going? 301 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,310 - Good, good. 302 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:31,586 You know, getting all the shots. 303 00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:33,448 - Are you playing a waiter? 304 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:35,000 - Yes. Yes, I am. 305 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:38,310 Uh, I am playing the waiter, actually. 306 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:39,689 The movie's called "The Waiter." 307 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,275 [all gasping, murmuring] 308 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:42,310 - We were just talking about you. 309 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:44,034 - Oh. 310 00:09:44,137 --> 00:09:46,000 - Do you want to come to church tonight? 311 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:47,724 - As in... - Church. 312 00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:49,172 8:00. Wanna come? 313 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,620 - Uh, s--sure. 314 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,758 I will go to church. all: Yay! 315 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:55,310 - Yeah, maybe after, we can try again 316 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,103 for those West Coast sleep-scrollers. 317 00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:58,689 [laughter] 318 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:00,896 - Cary, you're literally Amy Schumer. 319 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,137 See you tonight. 320 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:03,758 all: Bye. 321 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:06,586 - Sorry, um, what do you guys wear to church? 322 00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,827 - Yeah, I've been there four years. 323 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,689 - Oh, my God, that is so cool. 324 00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,724 I read "Rolling Stone" all through high school. 325 00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,482 - Did you? - Well, no, 326 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,310 but I did masturbate to the one 327 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:18,827 with Justin Timberlake on the cover 328 00:10:18,931 --> 00:10:20,931 for, like, all of 2003. [laughs] 329 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:23,137 - Oh, the one where he's wearing the turquoise necklace. 330 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:24,758 - Yeah. 331 00:10:24,862 --> 00:10:26,310 I had to Sharpie it out so I could come. 332 00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:28,344 [both laughing] 333 00:10:28,448 --> 00:10:30,620 Is it dumb to say this is fun? - No. 334 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:32,344 I'm having fun too. 335 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,724 I just have to use the restroom. 336 00:10:33,827 --> 00:10:35,000 - Okay. - And I may or may not 337 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:36,862 stalk your social media while I'm away. 338 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:39,034 - Oh, I'm about to go deep. 339 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:42,379 [soft music playing] 340 00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:44,275 Okay. 341 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:46,517 Let's see that body. 342 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,586 ♪ 343 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:51,172 Wait, where's the body? 344 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:58,034 ♪ 345 00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,758 [laughs] 346 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:03,000 ♪ 347 00:11:03,103 --> 00:11:05,000 What? 348 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:06,551 ♪ 349 00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:09,034 "Hate myself"? 350 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:10,689 Okay. 351 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,620 "Tell him stop"? 352 00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:14,241 Uh, excuse me? 353 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,137 I need another drink, and make it a triple. 354 00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:17,379 - You were drinking wine. 355 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,103 - Yeah, I want a bottle of wine. 356 00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,068 [organ music] 357 00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:29,103 ♪ 358 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,413 all: Cary! 359 00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:33,413 - Cary, what's up? - Hi, hey. 360 00:11:33,517 --> 00:11:35,655 Is this--is this not a church service? 361 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,724 - Christ, no. It's a photoshoot. 362 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,379 - Oh! Perfect, good. 363 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,689 Yes. - Okay, do you want to wear 364 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,689 a red Speedo or hold your balls? 365 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,482 - I guess, since we're in a church, 366 00:11:44,586 --> 00:11:46,379 uh, red Speedo? - Cool. 367 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,896 Colby can hold his balls. - Mm-hmm. 368 00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:54,379 - [sighs] 369 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,689 Hello? - Oh, hi. 370 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,896 It's Dallas. - Hey, what's wrong? 371 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,517 - Sometimes I hate taking photos 372 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,862 with the other guys. 373 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:04,448 I'm so ugly next to them. - What? 374 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,620 You're like, so hot it sucks. 375 00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:08,275 If this partition wasn't here, I'd slap you. 376 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,655 - [laughs] Thanks, Cary. 377 00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,482 You're so funny. - Okay, everyone! 378 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,344 Get in position! 379 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:16,827 - I call dead center! 380 00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,827 - Hey. How was stalking me? 381 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,620 Find anything good? - Not really. 382 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,241 Do you just, like... [scoffs] 383 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:25,172 Never go to the beach? - Is everything okay? 384 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,206 Your vibe feels harder. 385 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,758 - Actually, I was thinking 386 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:30,931 we could play a sexy little game. 387 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:34,517 It's called, "What Musician Do You Hate?" 388 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,310 - Not sure how that's sexy, but... 389 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:38,068 I guess Maroon 5 kind of sucks. 390 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,482 - No, like, who would you love to meet 391 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,310 so that you can tell them "stop"? 392 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,517 - Um, Susan Boyle. 393 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,034 - [forced laughter] 394 00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,517 You're so funny. 395 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,034 You love to say mean little things, 396 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,862 and you get away with it because you have 397 00:12:50,965 --> 00:12:53,206 a hot accent and an uncut dick. 398 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:54,413 - Actually, I'm cut. 399 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:55,827 I--I'm sorry, I take it back. 400 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,793 Maroon 5 doesn't suck? 401 00:12:57,896 --> 00:12:59,310 - No, of course they suck. That's their whole point. 402 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:01,793 I'm talking about my little brother, ChaseDreams. 403 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:02,896 - Is everything okay here? 404 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,413 - No. This man is cut, 405 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,241 and he likes to hurt little boys. 406 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,137 - Okay, we got the timer on. 407 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,310 And here we go. 408 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,896 - Ugh, you looking at my weird shoulder hair? 409 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,793 I know, I'm like an ugly werewolf 410 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,965 next to these guys. - What? 411 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,931 I would sacrifice years of my life 412 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:20,379 for just one of your shoulders. 413 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:21,344 - Thanks, Cary. 414 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:22,517 You're so funny. 415 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:23,586 [camera shutter clicks] 416 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:25,068 - Um, that's a good idea. 417 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,689 Let's do, like, a funny one. - Oh, yeah. 418 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,241 Okay, good, yeah. - Okay, and... 419 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,137 - Good. 420 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:32,413 - Three, two, one... 421 00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:34,379 [camera shutter clicking] 422 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,896 - Wait, how did you guys pose? 423 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,068 - Do you need me to call the police? 424 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,827 What did this man do? - Yes! 425 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:39,931 He posted mean jokes about my brother 426 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,551 online six months ago. 427 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,103 - I can't call the police for that. 428 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,379 - And then he screen-shotted those jokes 429 00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:45,379 and posted them again. 430 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:46,620 - I'll call the police. 431 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,586 - Oh! Well, well, well. 432 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,620 Look who it is, Paul. 433 00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,793 ChaseDreams. - Brooke? 434 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,172 - Oh, my God, what's happening? 435 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,448 - Exactly what you wanted. - Hello? 436 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:56,344 - You're meeting ChaseDreams. 437 00:13:56,448 --> 00:13:57,758 Tell him "stop." 438 00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,241 - What? How do I make it stop? 439 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:00,413 - Buddy, are you okay? 440 00:14:00,517 --> 00:14:01,655 Your face looks bad. 441 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,862 - Oh, so his face looks bad 442 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,000 and his voice is bad? [scoffs] 443 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,896 You've got a lot of nerve tonight, buddy. 444 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,482 - Brooke, where are you? - I'm sorry for what I posted. 445 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,827 He's a good singer. 446 00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,172 - He's not a singer. He's an artist. 447 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:12,517 - But his face is covered in blood. 448 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,000 - What? [gasps] 449 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,275 Oh, my God, Chase. The fish oil--okay, um-- 450 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,137 - I need help. - I'm coming right home. 451 00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:20,241 Just tilt your head back, okay? 452 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,034 I hope you learned your lesson. 453 00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,137 - I think my caption's gonna be how Christmas 454 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:31,241 is a time for all people to be thankful and to give back. 455 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,275 - Mine's either "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" 456 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:34,862 or something more about Christmas. 457 00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,862 - Mine's gonna be 458 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,448 - Aww, I love that. 459 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:39,965 - So funny you guys are doing Christmas captions 460 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:41,655 this far from Christmas. 461 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,655 - Well, we're not gonna post them now. 462 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,551 We're gonna post them on Christmas. 463 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,172 - What? 464 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:48,862 - We look way too fat after Thanksgiving, 465 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,724 so we take the Christmas pics ahead of time. 466 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,965 - How are these Christmas pics? 467 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,517 - Church plus red Speedos. 468 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:56,620 - God damn it. 469 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:57,758 [laughter] 470 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,551 - He's so funny. 471 00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,241 - So I think the takeaway is that I need to date guys 472 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:05,965 who literally have no idea who Chase is. 473 00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,413 - I think the takeaway is "no more fish oil." 474 00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,068 - Yeah, we are off of that. 475 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,965 Oh, hey, did you get all the followers you needed? 476 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,206 - No! 477 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,103 I even tried making an ASMR video. 478 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,827 - One of those whisper videos? 479 00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:18,793 Ain't right, ain't natural. 480 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:21,103 - Yeah, I actually lost followers on that video, 481 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:24,344 so now I need 10,073 by tomorrow. 482 00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,448 - Wait. 483 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,793 Who's this skank? 484 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:28,517 [phone vibrating] 485 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,000 - Oh, my God, it's Colby. 486 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,620 "Wanna come hike with us, bitch? 487 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,793 We got an extra animal onesie." 488 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,310 - Eww. - Hiking in onesies? 489 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:38,551 Do you know how many photos they're gonna take? 490 00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:40,000 Okay, I gotta go. 491 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:41,275 I think I should do something to my hair, 492 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,448 'cause their hair is always so cool. 493 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:43,689 I'm just gonna-- 494 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:46,482 - Are you becoming an Instagay? 495 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:47,758 - What? No. No. 496 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:48,655 I just want to book this miniseries. 497 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:49,931 Okay, bye. 498 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,482 Good luck on all your dates today. 499 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,413 - Bye. 500 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,241 [upbeat music] 501 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,517 So you've never heard of ChaseDreams 502 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,068 or his music? - Nah. 503 00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,655 I don't know who that is. - Perfect. 504 00:16:02,758 --> 00:16:04,862 - Only music I listen to is Phish. 505 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,655 Seen 'em live 712 times. 506 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,551 ♪ 507 00:16:09,655 --> 00:16:11,000 - And then, like, the whole Uber 508 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,758 reeked of taco salad. 509 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,379 I'm like, "I have to give this guy five stars. 510 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,931 I feel so bad." 511 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,758 [all laughing] - Great story, five stars. 512 00:16:17,862 --> 00:16:19,965 But, guys, uh, right here is very picturesque. 513 00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:21,310 Could we take a picture here, maybe? 514 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,310 - Cary, you're seriously cracking me up. 515 00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,310 [laughter] 516 00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,724 - No, I haven't heard of ChaseDreams or Phish. 517 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:29,862 I--I don't like music. - Hot. 518 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,827 What do you like? - Books. 519 00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,827 Books, I love. 520 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,551 I love reading books, talking about books. 521 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,172 - But then I was like, instead of just telling her 522 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,862 the truth, I'll just let her have it. 523 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,172 Like, it doesn't hurt me. You know what I mean? 524 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,689 - Hey, guys, what about this? 525 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,586 What about this? 526 00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:46,551 What a funny image, right? 527 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,034 Imagine scrolling past this. 528 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,862 Me as a hot cow. - Oh, my God, a baby bird! 529 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,137 [all gasp, exclaim] 530 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,137 - Out here? - Oh, my God! 531 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,310 all: Aww! 532 00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:57,965 - So nice to meet you. 533 00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,965 Congrats again on getting rescued from that basement! 534 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,655 - You okay? 535 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,275 Can I get you anything? 536 00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:09,862 - Yeah, you can knock me out and wake me when I'm dead. 537 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,172 - Horse troubles? - What? 538 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:13,931 No, didn't you just see 539 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,344 all those awful dates I was on? 540 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:16,724 - Yeah. 541 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,034 Not a winner in the bunch. - No. 542 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:22,068 I--I just started dating because I was so consumed 543 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:24,448 with work, and then it just ended up being more work. 544 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,448 - You know what my sister did? - I don't. 545 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,551 - My sister was so fed up with the dating scene 546 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:32,206 that she posted an ad saying that she would be 547 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,827 wearing a red dress standing in Madison Square Park 548 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,793 holding a single red rose, 549 00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,793 and she invited any handsome bachelor 550 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:42,379 to come by, sweep her off her feet. 551 00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:45,103 She's now been married eight years. 552 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,793 - [scoffs] Nuh-uh. 553 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,068 That is so dumb. 554 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,310 I would never do that in a million-- 555 00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,655 - Oh, my God, yes. 556 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:00,551 - Okay. Beautiful, right? 557 00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:01,896 - Yep, so let's take a picture. 558 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,034 - Huh? 559 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,310 - I said let's take a picture 560 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,793 right here with this beautiful...lake. 561 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,689 - Oh, we're just here for the nature. 562 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,862 It's No-Post Sunday. 563 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,172 - "No-Post Sunday"? 564 00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,517 Then why the hell am I hanging out with you? 565 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,517 - Excuse me? - Cameron, what's happening? 566 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,482 Cary's not being funny. 567 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:28,862 - ♪ If ever 568 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,724 ♪ Love was real 569 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,344 - Are you...Brooke? 570 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,206 - Wow. 571 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,793 ♪ 572 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:38,965 You're gorgeous. 573 00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,000 - So are you. 574 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,793 - I can't believe it. 575 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,172 I mean, you knew nothing about me, 576 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,034 and you saw an ad on Craigslist and-- 577 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,689 and decided to take a chance on a stranger 578 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:52,344 in Madison Square Park. 579 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,793 That's... 580 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:56,655 pathetic. 581 00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,965 You're a loser. I'm a loser. 582 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,586 I'm sorry. 583 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,103 I have to leave. 584 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,827 - I'm a loser? 585 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:08,172 - If we're not taking pictures, 586 00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,034 what's with these stupid onesies? 587 00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,379 - They're comfy. 588 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,965 Not everything we do is to get a picture. 589 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,931 - Cary, were you just, like, using us 590 00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,827 to leech off our followers? 591 00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:17,965 - Cary, we thought you liked us 592 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,827 for who we are, not our work. 593 00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,689 - You call what you do "work"? 594 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,344 All you do is get naked and post pictures 595 00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:25,965 and have sex with each other! 596 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,344 - We don't have sex with each other. 597 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,275 - What? Why don't you? 598 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,448 both: We're virgins. - And I'm straight. 599 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,310 - And I used to be fat but now I have two nieces. 600 00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:35,413 - That's not a thing, Drake. 601 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:37,172 Okay, that's the problem with you guys. 602 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,793 You don't do anything! 603 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:40,793 I actually do something. 604 00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:42,310 I act. - Like what? 605 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:45,241 What are you in? - I'm trying to do something, 606 00:19:45,344 --> 00:19:48,310 but the way this business works is you gotta do stupid shit 607 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:50,241 like this to even get to that level. 608 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,137 So I'm gonna go over here, 609 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,758 and I'm gonna pose like a little pouty cow, 610 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:56,896 and you're gonna take a picture and fucking tag me! 611 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,137 Wait, are you filming? Please don't film. 612 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,965 - "Do not trust this thirsty..." 613 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,517 - Don't. - "Shady bitch..." 614 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,793 - Cameron, no. 615 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:06,586 - "@CaryDubek." 616 00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:07,793 - No, please don't post that. Please don't. 617 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,827 - Sad. - Please don't. 618 00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,620 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 619 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,000 Wait, I just got 100 new followers. 620 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,689 Could you actually tweet that? 621 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,965 - [flat] Oh, yeah. 622 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:28,413 - Hey... [panting] 623 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:30,758 What should we use instead of fish oil? 624 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,482 - Oh, um... 625 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:34,931 I don't know. 626 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,137 - I think Chase might like flaxseed. 627 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,413 But then again, he might not like flaxseed. 628 00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:41,000 - Yeah, I didn't end up getting the part, 629 00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,310 but it was down to me and one other guy, 630 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,896 which is the closet I've ever gotten. 631 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,137 - Who ended up getting it? - Frankie Grande. 632 00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:47,482 - He brought someone to eat his ass 633 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,448 at the audition, so... 634 00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:51,689 - Sorry again that I asked if your brother could tag me. 635 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,137 - It's okay. 636 00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,551 Sorry I asked him to tag me instead. 637 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,310 - No, no, he's your brother. 638 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:57,689 Use him if you got him. - Yeah. 639 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:58,965 - Yes. 640 00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:01,862 Shame, whispered apologies. 641 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,275 Now, that's a gay sex scene. 642 00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:04,862 - Oh, thank you. - Thanks. 643 00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:07,275 - Yeah, thank you. - Sorry, sorry. 644 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:10,758 Sorry. - No, no, no, I'm sorry. 645 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:11,931 a great deal of heat. 646 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,965 1,700 degrees Celsius, 647 00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:16,551 which is about 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. 648 00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:19,206 Uh, so it's not gonna get that hot on Earth. 649 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,862 You won't see any beaches... [laughs] 650 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:21,931 made of glass. 651 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,620 Um, it's fascinating.