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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long-lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Through the rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life

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* And my dream

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* And nothing's going
to stop me now *

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LARRY:
Now, don't worry.

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Everything is
gonna be all right.

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No, I promise.

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Cousin Larry,

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will be the hit of the Airline
Tennis tournament. Why?

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Because, surprise!

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I've decorated
your tennis racket!

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Thanks, Balki.

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Well, you don't
seem too jazzed.

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Did I go over the top
with the kri-kri tassels?

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No, no. I, uh,
I love the kri-kri tassels,

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but I just got a call
from my sister, Elaine.

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She got a scholarship to go to
the Juilliard's School Of Music.

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That's wonderful!
Not quite.

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She only got
a partial scholarship.

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What does that mean?
She can only go

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to part of the school?

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No.

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No, it means
they'll only give her

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part of the money for tuition.

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And she won't be able
to go to the school at all

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if she doesn't come up
with other $3,875.

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Does Cousin Elaine
have that kind of money?

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Of course not.
That's why she called me.

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Oh.

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Do you have
that kind of money?

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But I promised her
I'd come up with the money

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and I'm not gonna let her down.

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I just have to think
of a way to raise it.

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Cousin, cousin.
You know, on Mypos...

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On Mypos, a surefire way
to raise money

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has always been the goat spleen
and pig snout breakfast.

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All you can eat
for 50,000 digdas.

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Limit, ten per family.

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Let me give that some thought.

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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

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(LARRY GROANING)

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LYDIA:
Balki, what happened?

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we had a car accident.

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We stopped at the red light,

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but the car behind us didn't.

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And we got rear-ended
right in our rear ends.

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Now, cousin, I can fix this.

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I used to take care of
sheep with lower back spasms.

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Take the head, please.

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(GROANS) Balki, please.

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(LARRY SCREAMING)

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Balki, please.

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(SCREAMING)

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Balki... (SCREAMING)

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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
Balki...

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(WHINING)
Please, don't help me.

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Please, don't help me.

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Excuse me.

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(THUDS)

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Appleton, Bartokomous
has to sort the mail.

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If you want to rest,

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sleep on your own desk.

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He is not resting.
He's in pain. (THUDS)

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(LARRY GRUNTS)

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The boys were just
in a car accident.

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Larry hurt his back.

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Pretend you've
got a heart, Sam.

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Oh, that's terrible.

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Get off the table.
We've got mail to deliver.

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I'll be off in a minute.
I'll be fine.

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Cousin, let me help you.
No, no. No!

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Please, don't help me.

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That would be my hurt finger.

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I know.

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(GRUNTING)

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Larry.
(GRUNTS)

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I have seen some backs
go out in my time.

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So take my advice,
go to the hospital

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and have your back looked at.

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Help me sit up.

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh, much better.

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but I know how to handle this.

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A little ice, a heating pad.

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I'm sure it'll snap
right back into place.

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I won't be needing it
till the, uh, 26th.

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Cousin, I'll go get the ice.

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Do you prefer
the wet or the dry?

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Smokeless and it don't
stick to your skin.

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(SIGHS)

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(YELPING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(BONES CRACKING, YELPS)

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Much better.

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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So, you got a lawyer yet?

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What?

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Got a lawyer yet?

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Appleton, you were rear-ended.

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You could claim whiplash
and sue the pants off the guy.

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Oh, but my back
popped into place. I'm fine.

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So?

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So, I don't believe
in making somebody pay

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for an injury I don't have.

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Appleton, the guy
wouldn't pay a thing.

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His insurance company would.

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Hey, it's no big deal to them.

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Four or five thousand dollars?

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Yeah. But, hey,

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maybe you have no use
for that kind of money.

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(SCOFFS)

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Four or five thousand dollars?

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Dr. Volvo said
that the best thing

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for Cousin Larry
to do is nothing.

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And I'm here
to make sure he do it.

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Well, he's been a prince
through all this.

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Now, cousin, shh...

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But the toughest part
is the mental anguish.

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You done?

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I mean, uh...

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when you're used
to being an active,

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vital, independent
member of society,

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it's tough
to sit back and...

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not be able to do
things for yourself.

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Even the simplest things, uh,

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picking up a magazine.
One moment.

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Tying my shoes,
turning on the TV.

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They're impossible.

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And, uh,
of course, the...

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But really,
it's the helplessness.

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The complete dependence
on someone else,

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that, I think, is the...

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the toughest pill to swallow.

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It must be pure hell.

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Oh, girls, he's exhausted.

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I'm afraid
visiting hours are over.

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Oh, well, we'll come back
tomorrow, Larry.

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And, now, don't worry
about the tennis tournament.

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We can play
in the next one.

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You bought that
cute little outfit, too.

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Well, don't cancel yet.
Shh...

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I mean, miracles can happen.

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Uh, feel better, Larry.

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MARRY ANNE: Bye.
Bye-bye.

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Feel better.
LARRY: I guess.

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Cousin Larry, you get
those thoughts of tennis

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right out of your
curly little mind.

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We have a lot
of rehab ahead of us

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before you even think about

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mixing any doubles
with Jennifer.

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Oh, you're
probably right, Balki.

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But it gives me a goal,

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something to strive for.

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Shh...

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Now, listen, I'm going
to go to the market

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to pick up some
high fiber items.

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You just sit there
and leave the striving to us.

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Where do I come up with them?

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I don't know.

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(BALKI LAUGHING)

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00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:31,999
And it is triple set point

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for the mixed doubles
championship.

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Appleton begins his
picture-perfect serve,

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deep into the corner,
but it's returned.

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Jennifer's cute little outfit
billows in the breeze,

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as she watches Appleton

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Oh, no! Top spin lob.

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Appleton back pedals.

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Sets and smashes
an overhead...

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onto the chalk!
For the winner!

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Game! Set! Match!

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00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,033
Listen to that crowd!

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(YELPS)

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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,337
(GRUNTING)

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00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,939
Balki, did you see that?

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I sure did.

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I was completely healed.
Completely.

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But alas, that moment is gone.

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Alas.

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I thought you were
going to the store?

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I forgot my car keys.
Oh, lucky for me.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,726
Could you just (STAMMERS)

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00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,828
help me over
to the couch here?

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(GRUNTING)

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00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,936
All right. You're right.

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I've got to start doing
these things for myself.

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00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,743
I got it.

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00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,083
You're not buying
this anymore, are you?

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00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,252
I'm not even renting it.

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00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:05,993
Okay. Okay.

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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,461
it looks kinda bad.

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00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,231
"Kinda bad?"

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00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:17,104
You have got to understand that
I am only doing this for Elaine.

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00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,139
You're only doing
this for Elaine?

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00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,075
Cousin, you're up to your
belly button in babasticki!

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00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,643
No, no!

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00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,745
I really am doing this
for Elaine.

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00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,181
See, the guy who
hit me has insurance

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and I can get money
from his insurance company

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for my back injury.

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Yes. That's the one.

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And then I am going
to take that money

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and give it to Elaine
for Juilliard.

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And nothing you can do or say
will make me change my mind.

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,901
Oh, really?

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00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,271
Well, how about,
liar, liar, pants on fire!

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Nope.

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00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:04,852
Well, then, let me
tell you this, Mr. Hot Pants.

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00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:10,991
It ain't over
until Roseanne Barr sings.

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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYS)

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,648
Mr. Appleton?

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Oh, please, uh, sit down.

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00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,221
Nice touch.

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00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,026
I've been going over
your accident report.

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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.

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00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,513
Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom. Yo, mama.

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00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:10,450
Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom.

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00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,620
Oh, baby.
Eeni pini epapepopokono.

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00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,255
Hodgi bodgi bam boom.

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00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:20,627
Yo, mama.

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00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,095
Oh, baby...
Excuse me.

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00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,764
BALKI:
Hodgi bodgi bam boom.

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00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,133
A little softer, now.

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00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,274
What are you doing?

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00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,210
I'm preparing to chant

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the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

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00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,986
The Myposan Litany of Truth.

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Do you have to do that now?

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00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,226
Yes, I do, cousin.

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While there might still be

252
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And if there is that glimmer,

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that small ember,

254
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:07,574
the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom...

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00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,111
will fan it into a flame.

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00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,615
Okay, fine, but chant quietly.

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00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,817
I'm negotiating here.

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00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:23,156
Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.

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00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,593
Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

260
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,929
A little softer now.
Briber briber steka deta tiber

261
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,032
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.

262
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,468
Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

263
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,536
From the top now!

264
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,509
The things some people
will do for rain.

265
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,346
Now, uh, where were we?

266
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:51,318
Based on the accident report

267
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,820
a very handsome
settlement of $2,000

268
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,955
for your pain and suffering.

269
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,557
$2,000?

270
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,793
But that barely
covers my pain,

271
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,498
let alone my suffering.

272
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,268
$3,875.

273
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,571
Well, you drive
a hard bargain,
Mr. Appleton

274
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,006
but you've got
yourself a deal.

275
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,541
I'll get the paper work ready.

276
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,413
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

277
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,150
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

278
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,518
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

279
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,221
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

280
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,224
Elefday, ha hoo
ho ha ha hoo ow.

281
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,595
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!

282
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,068
It's over.

283
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,669
I already did, cousin.

284
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,773
The Litany of Truth
failed as we have seen.

285
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,611
the elefday,
ho hoo ho ho hoo ho.

286
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,315
The Myposian Litany of Hope,
for Elaine.

287
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,219
I only hope you have not
doomed her to the same fate

288
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,255
as that great Myposian
accordion player,

289
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,057
Oompo Mousikako.

290
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,094
"Oompo Mousikako?"

291
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,762
I never heard of him.

292
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,398
So few people have.

293
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,103
And do you know why?

294
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,171
Because he, too,

295
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,408
began a very promising
career in music,

296
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,475
with...

297
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,412
tainted money.

298
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,248
Tragic.

299
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,451
You'll have to tell
me about it later.

300
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,789
I think I'll tell you
about it now.

301
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,260
Now would be good.

302
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,065
You see, cousin,

303
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,000
when Oompo was very young,

304
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,669
his brother, Bimbo,

305
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,708
gave him some money to buy
his very first accordion.

306
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,811
And for years, Oompo made
he most beautiful music

307
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,713
in all of Mypos.

308
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,149
In fact, it was said of him,

309
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,151
he could make the sheep dance.

310
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,189
He could make the sheep dip.

311
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,803
And then one day,
Oompo discovered

312
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:28,107
that the money his brother,
Bimbo, had given him was stolen.

313
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,477
He began to play badly,

314
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,181
which, on an accordion,
can be fairly irritating.

315
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,855
His brother,
Bimbo's dishonesty

316
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:48,461
robbed him

317
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,397
And I only hope,
you have not doomed

318
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,565
Cousin Elaine to the same fate.

319
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:59,372
Mr. Appleton, I think
I've got everything in order.

320
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,509
Cousin, I think Mr. Garber
want to see you.

321
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,812
Listen,

322
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,416
we both know that this
is a dishonest thing.

323
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,320
And we also both know
that deep down inside,

324
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,255
you are an honest man,

325
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,923
and not a Bimbo.

326
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,202
If you'll just
sign this here...

327
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:34,441
my company will send you
a check for $3,875.

328
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,851
Something wrong?

329
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,188
(STAMMERING)
Yes, I just remembered

330
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,592
that I suffered
a similar injury

331
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,262
when I was in Little League.

332
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,829
And, if there's
the slightest chance

333
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,766
that this is just
a recurrence of that injury,

334
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,301
uh, well, I...

335
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:07,139
(SIGHING IN DESPAIR)

336
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,743
won't allow me to take
your company's money.

337
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,879
(LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)

338
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,282
You're joking, right?

339
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,819
I beg to take issue.

340
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:26,359
Cousin Larry don't joke

341
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,860
Well, great.

342
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,962
Uh, in that case,

343
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,766
if you'll just sign
this release form here,

344
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,305
I'll be on my way.

345
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,572
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)

346
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,011
The guys down at the office
aren't gonna believe this.

347
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,349
Cousin, you did it.

348
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,551
You did it. I'm proud of you.

349
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:59,292
(SIGHS)

350
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,260
hadn't been
doing the wrong thing

351
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,430
for the past five days.

352
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,434
you know,
it usually takes a while

353
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,536
for your conscience to kick in.

354
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,771
For you, five days
is pretty good.

355
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,275
I suppose it is.

356
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,579
Well, I wasted
the last five days

357
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:23,816
when I should've
been thinking

358
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:27,620
Well, maybe,
we could sell something.

359
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,461
Balki, you paid $600
for that car.

360
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,900
Even if we threw in
the fuzzy dice.

361
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,735
Which we wouldn't.
We wouldn't.

362
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,709
Well, she's my sister.

363
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,844
There's only one thing to do.

364
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,481
I'll sell my car.

365
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,918
I think your sister
is very lucky

366
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,620
to have you for a brother.

367
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,755
Thanks, Balki.

368
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,263
Uh, Balki.

369
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,766
You're not going out
like that, are you?

370
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,606
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.

371
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,811
I'd look silly like this.

372
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,115
Come on, cousin,
let's go make a deal.

373
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,418
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

374
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,459
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)