1 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,436 We shouldn't be doing this. 2 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:29,023 The fuzz might consider it to be breaking and entering. 3 00:02:29,523 --> 00:02:32,485 Sometimes I think you're more of an old woman than my mother. 4 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,237 I just don't like to think of going to jail. 5 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,323 We're invited guests. 6 00:02:37,573 --> 00:02:39,158 Then where's the invitee? 7 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,453 Oh, be quiet and close the door. 8 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,213 Any minute I expect Bela Lugosi as Dracula! 9 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:01,764 Good Lord! 10 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:04,975 You can say that again. 11 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:06,394 Good Lord! 12 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,939 What in the hell have you gotten me into? 13 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,108 What have I gotten myself into? 14 00:03:12,983 --> 00:03:15,945 You are Danny and Shirley Carpenter? 15 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,282 I am Tanya. 16 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:23,994 - She's Tanya. - Quiet! 17 00:03:24,745 --> 00:03:26,122 We're the Carpenters. 18 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,124 You are expected. 19 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:33,170 But Madam Heles does not receive visitors 20 00:03:33,587 --> 00:03:36,549 until the hour of midnight is upon us. 21 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,261 The Dracula bit again. 22 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:47,059 We will attempt to make your stay comfortable for the next two days. 23 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:49,729 We are very anxious to meet Madame Heles. 24 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:54,233 Most are. But not until the hour of midnight. 25 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,026 You will be called. 26 00:03:57,903 --> 00:04:02,658 It's 2:30 in the afternoon! What in the hell are we supposed to do in the meantime? 27 00:04:03,325 --> 00:04:06,287 A room has been assigned to you. Come! 28 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:33,647 I trust you will make yourselves at home. 29 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:38,569 We came here for that purpose, but we can't make it at home. 30 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:39,737 Agh! 31 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:45,785 Madame Heles feels her guests must be pleased. 32 00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:52,041 You will have these to service you. 33 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:59,298 All you must do is squeeze this little dong for attention. 34 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:04,011 - Thank you. - Until midnight. 35 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,433 That's weird. 36 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:14,146 I don't like this whole setup. 37 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:20,069 I admit it's a strange place, but strange happenings come from strange happenings. 38 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:26,200 But what's gonna happen if they find out we're not really married? 39 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,786 They won't if you don't tell them! 40 00:05:29,578 --> 00:05:33,374 And besides we won't be if you don't find out what it's all about, 41 00:05:33,707 --> 00:05:36,669 and what it takes to make a woman happy in her sex life. 42 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:41,090 I never heard any complaints before you came along, you mother! 43 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,219 - Did you say something? - Aw, shut up! 44 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:55,729 Feels inviting. 45 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,483 You wouldn't know what to do with the bed if you did try it out! 46 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:04,196 I sure wish you'd stop trying to insult my manhood! 47 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:06,949 Manhood? Ha! 48 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:11,662 That's what we came here for, to get you a manhood! 49 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:15,082 A witch! Bullshit! 50 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:23,048 Madame Heles is not a witch, she's a necromancer. 51 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:29,805 That ill spells witch to me! st W-I-T-C-H, WITCH! 52 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:33,475 How do you think such a creature can do anything for me? 53 00:06:33,642 --> 00:06:36,604 Well, she better, Danny, because it's your last chance! 54 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,815 If you can't satisfy me by the time we leave here, 55 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:44,778 I'm going my way and you can go your own soft way! 56 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:47,740 Aw, honey! Don't say that! 57 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:53,412 Dammit, I mean it! I'm not gonna spend my life loving some guy who can't satisfy me! 58 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:57,625 Necromancers have all kinds of potions and things to help you! 59 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,627 You mean like dope? 60 00:06:59,835 --> 00:07:04,298 You know I don't take dope. - The only dope around here is you. 61 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,052 Now, you're gonna do what I say or I'm leaving right now! 62 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:12,389 Aw, honey, stay. I'll go through with it! 63 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:16,518 I promised you. I'll keep my promise. 64 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,104 Oh, Danny. 65 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:50,881 They are as you suspected: not married. 66 00:09:53,383 --> 00:09:56,345 They are now ripe for our purpose. 67 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:16,615 - Tanya? - Yes, Carl? 68 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,408 Isn't it time? 69 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:24,039 Carl, I do believe you have become insatiable. 70 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,501 Only because you taught me to be that way. 71 00:10:28,585 --> 00:10:30,504 I suppose I have. 72 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:36,385 But there are others in the house now, and others to be serviced. 73 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:40,597 But I wanna be first! I must come first! 74 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:45,853 I paid plenty to be first. To be completely cured. 75 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:53,402 Very well. You are a quickie artist. 76 00:10:55,028 --> 00:10:57,990 I suppose I can spare the time. 77 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:03,412 But Madame Heles will have to speak to you about further servicing. 78 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,916 That will come later. Now is the time! 79 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,712 - It must be now! - Come! 80 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:14,840 Hey! 81 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,508 I thought I taught you haste makes waste! 82 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,635 Baby, I don't waste a thing! 83 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,314 You wanna make love? 84 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,358 Oh, come on! 85 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:04,569 Come on, I can. I promise. 86 00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:10,617 Just give me a chance, okay? I don't need that witch. 87 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,495 - Show me. - Yeah? 88 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,809 You're so beautiful. 89 00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:39,813 I'd just be nothing without you. 90 00:18:55,967 --> 00:19:00,013 Damn. I might just as well have watched television. 91 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,515 That's how much of a charge you give me. 92 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,852 You just don't try hard enough. 93 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,314 "Hard." That's the whole problem. 94 00:19:11,524 --> 00:19:13,443 I'm gonna take a look around. 95 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:20,367 Do you think your Madame Heles is gonna like you wandering around all over her house? 96 00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:24,788 She'll like our money. She's not gonna give me any trouble. 97 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,129 Have fun. 98 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,256 Same to you. 99 00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:52,607 Oh! 100 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,487 You nearly made me wet my nightgown, old boy. 101 00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,322 It's new, too. 102 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,204 He died of rabies, you know. 103 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,123 Oh. 104 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,916 I'm Barb. 105 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,752 I'm one of the inmates. 106 00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:14,003 Inmates? 107 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,966 Yeah. Like, "you're in, you can't get out." 108 00:20:18,299 --> 00:20:21,261 I must say, you're a good-looking one. 109 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:58,699 Apparently, you like that. 110 00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:01,244 Something came over me. 111 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,664 You learn fast. 112 00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:17,301 Sure it's not like that with Danny? 113 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:22,932 You know my husband? 114 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:25,476 You mean your lover? 115 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,689 - You know? - Everyone knows... 116 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,277 That you're not married. 117 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:43,995 Besides, Danny will be taken care of. So will you. 118 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,894 Aw, shit. 119 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,148 I'd better go find her. 120 00:28:45,431 --> 00:28:47,433 Wait for me, my darling. 121 00:28:59,445 --> 00:29:00,988 I feel so strange. 122 00:29:01,447 --> 00:29:05,368 It is to be expected. Do you like me? 123 00:29:06,285 --> 00:29:07,536 Very much. 124 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,497 Then trust in me. 125 00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,626 Put your whole body and soul into my hands. 126 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,293 I've never felt this way before. 127 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:58,504 It's only a start, my darling. Only a start. 128 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,962 Your wife was much more demonstrative when she saw the Wolf Mummy. 129 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,672 Yeah. 130 00:30:43,924 --> 00:30:45,885 I've wanted you. 131 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:48,888 But what about my wife? 132 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,223 You mean your Shirley? 133 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,893 Oh, yeah. I, uh... 134 00:30:54,268 --> 00:30:57,229 Forgot she was your lover not your wife? 135 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:59,148 Something like that. 136 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,443 You'd never forget me. 137 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,792 This could prove to be very interesting. 138 00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,127 I'm sure it will be. 139 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:29,887 - You learn quickly. - I have a good teacher. 140 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,732 - Same as your lover. - Danny's in training. 141 00:31:43,442 --> 00:31:44,819 Bet your sweet bippy! 142 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:51,575 I didn't think anything like this was supposed to happen until after we met 143 00:31:51,867 --> 00:31:53,202 Madame Heles. 144 00:31:53,828 --> 00:32:00,126 There are always preparations before Madame Heles makes her entrance. 145 00:32:00,876 --> 00:32:03,421 This is all very confusing. 146 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,467 You were confused before you came here. 147 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:15,141 But soon you will be confused no longer. 148 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:43,919 - Shirley, I want you. - Oh, Barb... 149 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,266 A union of two bodies... 150 00:33:00,227 --> 00:33:02,646 That is what we strive for. 151 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:21,290 Love me, Shirley, love me! 152 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,796 Oh, God! 153 00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:12,132 Oh, I sure didn't expect this. 154 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,391 You taste so good! 155 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,185 Damn! 156 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,286 Don't stop, Shirley. Don't stop! 157 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,586 Thank you, Shirley. I love you. 158 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:18,235 Let me make you cum. 159 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:29,913 Oh, yeah. 160 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:55,773 Lick me! Taste me! 161 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,424 (moaning) 162 00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:54,289 It is time. Bring me the patients. 163 00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:02,631 - What's that? - It is time. 164 00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:07,886 - I'm scared. - Don't be frightened. There's nothing wrong. 165 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,139 - Will you be there? - I'll be with you. 166 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:15,727 Is everything else around here done on such a startling scale? 167 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:22,401 - You must admit it is effective. - Sure, if you wanna scare the hell outta somebody. 168 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:28,866 It is only to scare the devils and inhibitions from the mortal souls. 169 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:32,828 - What happens now? - We shall return to the Red Room. 170 00:39:33,161 --> 00:39:37,040 - And once there? - You shall know when the time comes. 171 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,339 For such a fancy setting, you think these are conventional enough? 172 00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:47,759 The word "conventional" has many connotations... 173 00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:52,347 Nevermore so than in this establishment. 174 00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:59,271 There's no reason for nerves. 175 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,565 That's kind of hard to accept. 176 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:06,111 You're the most interesting pupil. I don't think you have anything to worry about. 177 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:11,241 - Shall we go now? - Okay. 178 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:17,414 Come here. I want to show you something. 179 00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:52,157 Not all react to the treatment successfully. 180 00:40:53,158 --> 00:41:00,207 There are those who will never find satisfaction in their universal language. 181 00:41:07,881 --> 00:41:10,926 - Universal language? - Sex. 182 00:41:12,302 --> 00:41:15,639 Some want too much. Others too little. 183 00:41:16,139 --> 00:41:18,558 I didn't react very well, did I? 184 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,109 There's always the future. 185 00:41:27,734 --> 00:41:30,237 Like them in their future? 186 00:41:30,612 --> 00:41:32,781 Not like them. 187 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,743 They are lost forever. Not like them. 188 00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:41,498 They can never return to a world which will reject them. 189 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,253 They're happy here. 190 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:50,507 Come. We mustn't keep the Madame waiting any longer. 191 00:42:13,321 --> 00:42:16,283 - Where have you been? - I could ask you the same question. 192 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,244 Well, I had a delightful time. 193 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:21,288 Yes, but did she? 194 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,797 I don't dig any of this crap. 195 00:46:41,214 --> 00:46:44,384 What's the matter, can't you handle the problems again? 196 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:51,266 I might have problems, but it looks like these people got a helluva lot more problems than me. 197 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:55,437 Nobody has got more problems than you. And that's the truth. 198 00:47:39,647 --> 00:47:43,151 We await your appearance, oh, Madame Heles! 199 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:02,212 (moaning) 200 00:48:04,714 --> 00:48:07,675 (moaning) 201 00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:34,619 (moaning) 202 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:37,789 How have they worked out? 203 00:48:38,706 --> 00:48:42,085 She's been a tremendous student. She's learned her sex well. 204 00:48:42,794 --> 00:48:45,755 Then she shall be removed. 205 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:52,887 Henceforth, she will live for sex and sex alone. 206 00:48:53,888 --> 00:48:56,850 You've graduated. 207 00:49:09,612 --> 00:49:11,114 Hey, what about me? 208 00:49:12,657 --> 00:49:15,785 We still have some work to do on you. 209 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:25,545 Then he needs the personal sex teachings of Madame Heles! 210 00:49:46,774 --> 00:49:49,152 Hey! What're you guys doing? 211 00:49:49,527 --> 00:49:52,238 Quit it! Hey! Quit it! 212 00:49:52,655 --> 00:49:55,617 Stop! Don't put me in there! 213 00:49:55,992 --> 00:50:00,788 Ah! Not with her! Quit it! No! God! Quit it! 214 00:50:01,956 --> 00:50:03,666 Get me outta here! 215 00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:06,544 Let me go! 216 00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:20,850 No! No! No! Stop! (muffled cries) 217 00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:37,951 I'm a man! I'm a man, I'm great!