1 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,588 Upon completion of the factory, 2 00:03:07,797 --> 00:03:10,383 we will assume dual responsibilities. 3 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:15,930 Quanta la fabbrica sar� ultimata, sarebbe duplice responsabilit�. 4 00:03:17,056 --> 00:03:20,101 Er... Thee capitalization will be shared equally. 5 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:22,061 They put up half, I put up half. 6 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:28,317 La capitalizzazione sar� divisa in parti iguali. 7 00:03:28,526 --> 00:03:32,446 Needless to say, I have great personal Interest In this project 8 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:36,534 and I'm looking forward to its earliest consummation. 9 00:03:36,742 --> 00:03:40,413 Inutile dire che Mr Talbot ha un grandissimo... 10 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:44,917 - Mr Talbot your call to Rome. - Ah. Excuse me, gentlemen. 11 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:48,296 - Lisa - Mmm? 12 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:52,216 - � lui. � qui. - E chi � qui? 13 00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:54,552 Talbot 14 00:03:59,223 --> 00:04:00,641 � qui? 15 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:03,561 No, al Milano. 16 00:04:03,769 --> 00:04:06,022 Speak English. I don�t want her to hear. 17 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:10,401 What's he doing here In July? He never comes till September. 18 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:13,154 Well, I don't know, but he's here. 19 00:04:13,362 --> 00:04:16,282 I will say to him that you are not in house 20 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,950 No, I�ll talk to him. 21 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:23,039 But Lisa, I tell you, an old love Is like an empty bottle of champagne. 22 00:04:23,247 --> 00:04:25,791 You don't refill it You get new bottle. 23 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,127 He has a right to know I'm marrying. 24 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:32,381 He comes once a year, stays a month. You never see him the rest of the year. 25 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:34,467 He has no rights. 26 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,929 Send him a letter. That�s more than most husbands get. 27 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,514 MI scusi, sa. Torno subito. 28 00:04:40,723 --> 00:04:42,600 Lisa 29 00:04:45,144 --> 00:04:47,813 Se parli con queil'uomo sei comppletamente... 30 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,024 English I don't want them to hear. 31 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:53,527 - You've wasted enough time on that man. - Where's the phone? 32 00:04:53,736 --> 00:04:56,072 - I put him In the dish. - Oh 33 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,783 Don't While's he's in there, you're safe. 34 00:04:58,991 --> 00:05:02,286 I am safe whether he is in or out 35 00:05:02,495 --> 00:05:06,624 I will simply tell him the truth. He went away, I met another man. 36 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:09,210 He asked me to marry him, and I accepted. 37 00:05:09,418 --> 00:05:10,753 Davvero? 38 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:12,672 Va bene. 39 00:05:18,678 --> 00:05:21,305 - Hello? - Lisa. 40 00:05:21,514 --> 00:05:24,809 - It's wonderful to hear your voice. - I was going to write... 41 00:05:25,017 --> 00:05:27,353 There�s no need to. I'm here. 42 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,480 Then I'll tell you on the phone. 43 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:32,441 - Robert, I... - Ah, ah, ah. Say it again. 44 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:34,735 - What? - My name. 45 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,781 - Robert - Once more. 46 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:40,825 Robert 47 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:45,371 If you only knew how often I've thought about you, how much I look forward to... 48 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:47,999 Please, please listen to me. I... 49 00:05:48,207 --> 00:05:53,004 There's nothing to do rather than listen to you. I couldn't wait until September. 50 00:05:53,212 --> 00:05:58,092 I rearranged my entire schedule to be here early. Just to be with you. 51 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:01,804 - Did you? - Mm-hm. Did you miss me? 52 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:05,725 - Yes. - Well, tell me. 53 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:11,439 - I've missed you. - Oh, Lisa. 54 00:06:11,647 --> 00:06:14,901 Lisa, my sweet, sweet Lisa. 55 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:17,236 Yes, Roberto? 56 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,908 Now, listen carefully. Whatever you�re doing, drop it 57 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,869 - It's not important - It's not important 58 00:06:25,077 --> 00:06:28,414 Pack your bags. You can catch the one-twenty. 59 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:32,001 Pack my bags. Catch the one-twenty. 60 00:06:32,209 --> 00:06:36,339 - And meet me at the villa. - At your villa. 61 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:40,551 - Goodbye, sweetheart - Goodbye, sweetheart 62 00:06:52,438 --> 00:06:54,857 I couldn't help it L'hai visto, no? 63 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,777 English. I don't want them to know you're a fool. 64 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,739 Anna, please. I tried to tell him, very hard. 65 00:07:01,948 --> 00:07:04,992 - You heard me - What were you going to tell him? 66 00:07:05,201 --> 00:07:09,372 That he's not the man for me. He's always had everything his own way. 67 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:14,126 He's arranged his life for his comfort, not mine. I don't intend to live like that 68 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:17,922 - Then why didn�t you tell him? - And spoil everything? 69 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:23,052 Eleven months of the year, you're an intelligent, good business woman, successful. 70 00:07:23,261 --> 00:07:26,013 He comes here, and you haven�t got a brain in your head. 71 00:07:26,222 --> 00:07:29,350 Anna, do you know what it means to be happy? 72 00:07:29,558 --> 00:07:33,396 - Yes, of course. - But I mean, really happy? 73 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:36,357 But that kind of happy only gets you In trouble. 74 00:07:36,566 --> 00:07:39,694 Guai, guai... Ma che guai? 75 00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:42,280 Lisa, listen to me. 76 00:07:42,488 --> 00:07:46,701 - Basta Permes so. - In due siete arrivati 77 00:07:46,909 --> 00:07:49,620 e non avete combinato niente! Ci devo pensare io? 78 00:07:49,829 --> 00:07:53,833 Spencer, I've thought about it I've made up my mind. 79 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,502 I can't hurt you. 80 00:07:56,711 --> 00:07:58,838 It wouldn't be fair of me to marry you. 81 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,841 But darling, don't you realise? Everything's arranged. 82 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,468 My sisters have come all the way from London for this wedding. 83 00:08:04,677 --> 00:08:08,681 They�re coming to meet you now. What on earth am I going to tell them? 84 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,601 Tell them it's best for both of us. They�ll understand. 85 00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:17,064 Believe me, I know what you're just suffering from. Pre-marital nerves. 86 00:08:17,273 --> 00:08:21,152 I'm extremely nervous myself. I'll tell you. Yes, I've had some problems. 87 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,196 My sisters... I had the deuce of job persuading them. 88 00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:29,160 it was the accepted thing nowadays for an Englishman to marry a foreigner. 89 00:08:29,368 --> 00:08:33,998 Here in Italy, I�m not the foreigner. You and your sisters are foreigners. 90 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:37,877 Yes, of course. I realize that but I wouldn't mention it to them. 91 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:41,964 They�re charming. I'm sure you'll like them when you meet them. 92 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,842 - I'd rather not - Lisa, please. 93 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:47,678 It wouldn�t work I'd never be happy in England. 94 00:08:47,887 --> 00:08:51,057 You will, really, you will. England's not a bad old place. 95 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:55,895 It's like a cold shower. Once you get used to it, you feel the better for it 96 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,565 - I don't like cold showers. - Look darling, we'll compromise. 97 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:01,943 Six months here and six months there. 98 00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:04,779 Oh, I can't live like a gypsy. 99 00:09:05,696 --> 00:09:10,326 Believe me, Spencer, I'm doing this for your own good. 100 00:09:10,534 --> 00:09:14,330 Some day, you'll meet girl who'll enjoy that cold shower with you. 101 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:18,209 - Spencer - Wait, here are my sisters now. 102 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:22,421 - Lisa, my sisters Katherine and Claire. - Goodbye. 103 00:09:23,923 --> 00:09:26,175 Via Bellagio 46. 104 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:31,555 Rather an attractive girl. But not too friendly. 105 00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:34,785 Gee, mister, she's a beauty 106 00:10:34,994 --> 00:10:37,580 Sure don�t see many like that 107 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:40,124 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road. 108 00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:17,203 Gee, mister, she's a beauty 109 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,538 Sure don�t see many like that 110 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,459 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road. 111 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:52,863 Gee, mister, she's a beauty 112 00:11:53,072 --> 00:11:54,740 Sure don�t see many like that 113 00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:58,494 I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road. 114 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:20,224 - Look out - Oh, my God 115 00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:54,425 Gee, you guys, she's a beauty 116 00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:57,762 You don't see many like that 117 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:02,975 Yes, sire. I'll bet she's the fastest thing on the road. 118 00:13:21,577 --> 00:13:23,621 How are you, Dino? 119 00:13:34,507 --> 00:13:37,093 [phone rings] 120 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:44,642 Hotel La Dolce Vista. Cosa? 121 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,688 Talbot? 122 00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:51,816 Grazie. 123 00:13:56,445 --> 00:13:58,614 Teresa, Milena, Maria 124 00:13:58,823 --> 00:14:00,366 Presto! 125 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,971 Now, listen carefully. Mr Talbot will be here any minute. 126 00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:25,600 Madonna mia. He'll find out We are lost 127 00:14:25,808 --> 00:14:28,603 God helps those who help themselves. Thee bedrooms. 128 00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:32,064 You, the bathrooms. Hide Cedric. Hurry up. 129 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:33,566 Cedric... 130 00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:44,262 Teresa , Apri, apri, apri 131 00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:47,348 Arriva il Signore Talbot. 132 00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,987 - Maurice. - Mr. Talbot unexpected pleasure. 133 00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:03,155 - How are you? - A bit surprised. 134 00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:06,492 To see you In July. You never come till September. 135 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:09,120 - I wish I'd known. - My telegram? 136 00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:11,914 - Telegram? No, sir. - I sent one. 137 00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,834 - Get In. - Yes, sir. 138 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:40,359 - Isn't that a new colour? - Pardon? 139 00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:42,904 I said, Isn't that a new colour? 140 00:16:43,112 --> 00:16:47,575 Houses are like women, sir. The older they get, the more paint they need. 141 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,245 - How's everything been? - Very quiet. 142 00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:55,333 Like turtles, we withdraw into our shells until you return. 143 00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:02,590 - What's that? - Sir? 144 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:06,802 This... err... bougainvillea. it wasn�t here last year, was it? 145 00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:08,638 Oh I've done a little... 146 00:17:08,846 --> 00:17:12,183 I've done a bit of landscapping. If your are displeased... 147 00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:16,312 Displeased? With what you�ve done with this place? 148 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,482 You're more than a major-domo. You're a friend. 149 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:22,193 I hope you'll continue to think that, sir. 150 00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,488 - Signor Clavell. Telegram. - Oh. 151 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,115 Here, wait minute. I'll get it 152 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,540 - Thank you. - Grazie. 153 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:48,219 It's from me. I'm arriving today. 154 00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:52,348 That's the charm of Italy. It's the only country where a man can send a telegram 155 00:17:52,556 --> 00:17:54,809 and be sure he'll be there to receive it 156 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:59,355 You know, I never realize now much I miss this place until I come back to it 157 00:17:59,564 --> 00:18:02,984 It's more than a villa. It's a refuge. 158 00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:08,531 It's where a man can... Lock out the rest of the world. 159 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:14,328 - Will Miss... err...? - Yes. She'll be here. 160 00:18:14,537 --> 00:18:17,915 A man doesn't lock the whole world out 161 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,002 Hello, Maria. 162 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,170 ...Benedictus sanctus... 163 00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:25,381 Why Is she praying? 164 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:30,386 A friend of hers, a very fine chap, Is passing through a severe crisis. 165 00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:33,639 - Well, I hope he makes it - No more than I do. 166 00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:36,517 I'll take your rooms to your bag. 167 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,039 "La Dolce Vista"? 168 00:19:02,668 --> 00:19:05,296 Must be a new one. 169 00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:21,437 - Hello - Just get here? 170 00:19:21,646 --> 00:19:23,856 - Yes. - You'll like it 171 00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:38,663 - What's that? - Girls. 172 00:19:38,871 --> 00:19:40,998 I know. What�re they doing here? 173 00:19:41,207 --> 00:19:45,628 Sir, if you could have seen them. Students on tour In a strange land, 174 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:50,383 their tiny bus disabled. They�ll be gone In the morning. 175 00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,343 They�re staying here tonight? 176 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:56,889 I know I should have turned them away, but the quality of mercy's not strained. 177 00:19:57,098 --> 00:20:00,351 It's being strained right now. Why not send them to a hotel? 178 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:06,232 There Isn�t a vacant In town. But if you Insist, I'll tell them to leave. 179 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,818 Well, they have to go somewhere. 180 00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:10,570 What about this new place? 181 00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:12,613 La Dolce Vista. 182 00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:16,617 - Full up, sir. - Well, they can�t stay here. 183 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:20,538 - Check around and find something. - Yes, sir. 184 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:22,582 Maurice 185 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:26,669 Oh, we had a splendid hike. Quite exhilarating. 186 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,505 Miss Allison, Miss Stevens. Mr. Talbot 187 00:20:29,714 --> 00:20:32,508 - How do you do? - How do you do? 188 00:20:32,717 --> 00:20:36,512 - HI. - Miss Allison is the girls' chaperone. 189 00:20:36,721 --> 00:20:39,807 - Where's Cedric? - I had him carried up to your bedroom. 190 00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:44,103 - Oh, splendid? - Err... Who's Cedric? 191 00:20:44,312 --> 00:20:48,149 - Miss Allison's parakeet. - This is such a lovely place. 192 00:20:48,357 --> 00:20:51,861 And the view from the terrace quite breath-taking. 193 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:57,533 Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me. Maurice, make the ladies comfortable. 194 00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:04,874 Well, really He acts as though he owns the place. 195 00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:08,836 - I was hoping he'd be better this year. - What's wrong with him? 196 00:21:09,045 --> 00:21:12,173 This is a story I wish I didn't have to tell. 197 00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:14,800 Years ago, his family owned this place. 198 00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:17,887 There were financial reverses, they lost it 199 00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:21,182 - That's when you bought it - Yes. 200 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:28,522 Then the war came along. He was standing sentry duty at an ammunition dump. 201 00:21:28,731 --> 00:21:30,441 - Blew up. - Really? 202 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:34,153 - It left him traumatised. - You will not look at him?. 203 00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:38,449 No, It's like looking at a magnificent castle, with a weak tower. 204 00:21:39,951 --> 00:21:42,453 Isn't it dangerous to have him roaming in the house? 205 00:21:42,662 --> 00:21:47,250 No, no, no. He's absolutely harmless except for one small mental quirk 206 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,752 He thinks he still owns the place. 207 00:21:49,961 --> 00:21:53,798 I let him come every year to stay a while. It seems to calm his nerves. 208 00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:57,093 If he says something unusual, just play along. 209 00:21:57,301 --> 00:22:00,680 - What an Interesting case history. - Has he any money? 210 00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:04,684 Only his government pension. Naturally, I do what I can. 211 00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:09,188 Oh, Maurice I think that's why I'm so fond of you. 212 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:11,649 You're always thinking of others. 213 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:15,486 I think a psychiatrist would help him. 214 00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:18,239 Undoubtedly. But It's none of your affair. 215 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:22,660 Sandy's a major In psychology. She's quite a fanatic on the subject 216 00:22:22,868 --> 00:22:25,288 - Dear child. - Maurice. 217 00:22:25,496 --> 00:22:28,791 - Have these shined, will you? - Yes, sir. 218 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,461 - Draw my bath. Lay out my clothes. - Yes, sir. 219 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,262 - Analysis would help him. - Or good talking to. 220 00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:44,181 He may be shell-shocked, but he's not helpless. 221 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:47,852 The ideal treating you as if you were his servant 222 00:23:12,084 --> 00:23:14,003 Hello. 223 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,840 Hello. 224 00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:22,386 - Mr. Talbot? 225 00:23:23,804 --> 00:23:29,518 - Have you owned this place very long? - Quite some time. 226 00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:35,149 - You must be very proud of it - Yes, I am. 227 00:23:35,358 --> 00:23:42,073 Unfortunately, since the war, I've only been able to come here once a year. 228 00:23:43,282 --> 00:23:48,371 - It must have been a terrible war. - They usually are. 229 00:23:49,205 --> 00:23:52,667 Yes... I'd like to talk to you about it some time. 230 00:23:54,252 --> 00:23:57,004 - About what? - The war. 231 00:23:58,089 --> 00:24:00,299 - The war? - Yes. 232 00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:03,469 I have a feeling I can help. 233 00:24:04,762 --> 00:24:06,555 I doubt it 234 00:24:06,764 --> 00:24:08,808 It's over. 235 00:24:14,105 --> 00:24:16,941 - What are you doing? - You told me to lay out... 236 00:24:17,149 --> 00:24:21,279 All right, I'll do it. Get on the phone and find a place for those women. - Yes, Sir. 237 00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,706 Come In. 238 00:24:34,584 --> 00:24:37,169 - Mr. Talbot? - Yes. 239 00:24:39,255 --> 00:24:41,924 - I was wondering if we could talk now? - I'm... 240 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,010 Please, It's terribly important 241 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:45,928 Why don�t you sit down? 242 00:24:46,137 --> 00:24:49,307 No, no, not there. On the couch. 243 00:24:49,515 --> 00:24:51,183 What do you mean? 244 00:24:51,392 --> 00:24:54,020 Now try and relax. Lie down. 245 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:57,773 - Lie down? - It's for your own good. 246 00:24:57,982 --> 00:24:59,859 There. 247 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:07,658 Really, Mr. Talbot You must try and relax. 248 00:25:13,915 --> 00:25:17,209 Now. Where would you like to begin? 249 00:25:19,837 --> 00:25:24,383 I really don't know. Where would you suggest? 250 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:26,510 Well... 251 00:25:26,719 --> 00:25:29,889 Let's start with... the war. 252 00:25:30,932 --> 00:25:35,353 That war really... bothers you, doesn't it? 253 00:25:36,479 --> 00:25:38,606 You were In the Army. 254 00:25:39,565 --> 00:25:42,401 I thought I was In the Navy. 255 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,655 No, you were In the Army. 256 00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:51,202 Standing sentry duty... at an ammunition dump 257 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:54,080 that blew up. 258 00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:59,210 Do you remember that? 259 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:05,675 All I remember Is being officer In a PT boat. 260 00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:10,388 Don�t you see? That�s your subconscious substituting fantasy for fact. 261 00:26:10,596 --> 00:26:11,597 Look... 262 00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:14,850 That�s why you think you own this place. 263 00:26:19,272 --> 00:26:21,107 Don't I? 264 00:26:22,191 --> 00:26:26,571 No. Really, Mr. Talbot You must face reality. 265 00:26:26,779 --> 00:26:30,741 Your family lost this house, Mr. Cavell bought it, 266 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,661 turned it Into a hotel. 267 00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:40,459 - A hotel? 268 00:26:48,926 --> 00:26:52,972 - La Dolce Vista? - That's right. 269 00:26:55,766 --> 00:27:00,313 - People pay him to stay here? - Yes. 270 00:27:01,939 --> 00:27:03,441 It's a hotel. 271 00:27:03,649 --> 00:27:07,737 You don't know how happy you've made me. I knew I could help you. 272 00:27:07,945 --> 00:27:10,031 Oh, you have. 273 00:27:10,239 --> 00:27:13,034 Suddenly, all the pieces have fallen Into place. 274 00:27:13,242 --> 00:27:15,995 Mr. Cavell will be so thrilled you've recovered. 275 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:18,331 - I'll go tell him. - No, no, no. 276 00:27:19,415 --> 00:27:21,459 Let me tell him. 277 00:27:43,814 --> 00:27:46,359 You can tell Maria to stop praying. 278 00:27:46,567 --> 00:27:49,362 Her friend didn't survive the crisis. 279 00:27:50,738 --> 00:27:54,951 Excuse me. I have some duties. A major-domo's day Is never done. 280 00:27:55,159 --> 00:27:56,994 Yours Is. 281 00:27:57,203 --> 00:28:00,373 Don't think of your self as a major-domo. 282 00:28:00,581 --> 00:28:03,709 More like a sentry at an ammunition dump 283 00:28:03,918 --> 00:28:06,254 that's about to blow up. 284 00:28:08,256 --> 00:28:11,634 - Your room or mine? - Yours. 285 00:28:25,565 --> 00:28:27,108 - You're a thief. - Yes, sir. 286 00:28:27,316 --> 00:28:28,568 - And a liar. - Yes, sir. 287 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:30,444 Completely untrustworthy. 288 00:28:30,653 --> 00:28:33,447 Thief and a liar, yes. But not untrustworthy. 289 00:28:33,656 --> 00:28:36,659 I really don't think this is the proper time to talk the matter out 290 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:39,996 Not while your mind is bristling with negative thoughts. 291 00:28:40,204 --> 00:28:43,082 I haven�t even begun to bristle. 292 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:47,962 - Turning my house Into a hotel. - How easy for you to say "my house". 293 00:28:48,170 --> 00:28:50,798 - You're never here. - What's that to do with it? 294 00:28:51,007 --> 00:28:54,677 When her windows are stuck do you care? No, you're In New York 295 00:28:54,885 --> 00:28:56,971 I, Maurice, have to unstick them. 296 00:28:57,179 --> 00:29:00,558 On a cold night when her radiators knock are you here? 297 00:29:00,766 --> 00:29:02,393 No, I have to warm them up. 298 00:29:02,602 --> 00:29:06,647 And when her plumbing goes out who's there to unclog her? Maurice. 299 00:29:06,856 --> 00:29:10,443 You're like a husband who's only with his wife one month a year. 300 00:29:10,651 --> 00:29:14,155 It's the man who's with her the rest of the year deserves the credit 301 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:17,909 Well, I don�t care for what you�ve turned my wife Into. 302 00:29:18,117 --> 00:29:20,786 - What have I done with the profit? - That's a good question. 303 00:29:20,995 --> 00:29:24,582 Painted her. Put In a new garden wall, a fountain, a patio. 304 00:29:24,790 --> 00:29:27,919 - I even replenished the wine cellar. - Not to mention your wallet. 305 00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:34,175 Any personal gain was of secondary importance. 306 00:29:34,383 --> 00:29:37,803 Your smile of appreciation when you came here every year. 307 00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:41,182 That was my real... my real reward. 308 00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:50,733 Tell your guests to find themselves another hotel. 309 00:29:50,942 --> 00:29:54,528 As for you and your accomplices, pack your bags and leave in the morning. 310 00:29:54,737 --> 00:29:58,115 Sir, I wish you'd sleep on that decision. 311 00:29:58,324 --> 00:30:01,702 Tomorrow, we'll probably both laugh about this matter. 312 00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:05,164 We might both be laughing. But not In the same house. 313 00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:08,960 Sir, may I please ask one last favor? 314 00:30:09,168 --> 00:30:13,172 Margaret, the chaperone. She's been coming with tourists for some time. 315 00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:17,009 We've become rather close, even made plans for the future. 316 00:30:17,218 --> 00:30:19,637 She thinks I'm the owner. 317 00:30:19,845 --> 00:30:23,349 Will you please let me explain it to her In my own way? 318 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:27,687 All right. But I have the feeling I'm not doing Margaret any favor. 319 00:30:27,895 --> 00:30:29,981 Thank you. I'll talk to her right away. 320 00:30:30,189 --> 00:30:33,067 We should be leaving in about half an hour to pick up Ms. Fellini at the station. 321 00:30:33,276 --> 00:30:34,610 I'll pick her up my self. 322 00:30:34,819 --> 00:30:38,864 Please, sir. As long as I'm here, I'd like to attend to my duties. 323 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:44,036 Just for my own Information, 324 00:30:44,245 --> 00:30:46,289 how long has this been a hotel? 325 00:30:48,624 --> 00:30:50,668 Six years. 326 00:30:53,504 --> 00:30:56,215 it was a fine hotel, sir, with a Triple A rating. 327 00:30:56,424 --> 00:30:58,801 Conrad Hilton would have been proud to own it 328 00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:02,054 I'm surprised you didn't sell it to him. 329 00:31:02,805 --> 00:31:04,849 The deed Is In your name. 330 00:31:10,062 --> 00:31:12,648 Che piacere rivederla, signorina. 331 00:31:12,857 --> 00:31:15,359 - Grazie Maurice. - What did he say? 332 00:31:15,568 --> 00:31:18,654 - That It's nice to see me. - Oh. 333 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:21,866 - La trovo bene, Maurice. - Lisa, please. 334 00:31:22,074 --> 00:31:25,453 - Don't pat the servants. - Maurice? He's more than a servant 335 00:31:25,661 --> 00:31:29,874 Yes, I found that out today. Keep your eyes on the road. 336 00:31:30,082 --> 00:31:32,585 Robert, you're terribly sharp with Maurice. 337 00:31:32,793 --> 00:31:35,254 What's wrong? 338 00:31:35,463 --> 00:31:39,926 How would you feel if you found out Brutus was your major-domo? 339 00:31:40,134 --> 00:31:44,597 Lucrezia Borgia your cook and Benedict Arnold your upstairs maid? 340 00:31:44,805 --> 00:31:46,224 Cos'hal combinato? 341 00:31:46,432 --> 00:31:49,644 Questa villa resta vuota Un dici mes al l'anno. 342 00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:55,066 Al lora mi son detto: "Che peccato, perch� non convertirla In un albergo?" 343 00:31:55,274 --> 00:31:58,527 - A hotel - Filled with tourists. 344 00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:02,156 Look... He even advertises. 345 00:32:02,365 --> 00:32:04,325 Don't laugh, you'll encourage him. 346 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:08,287 C'� solo una povera vecchia con sei hambin Indifes. 347 00:32:08,496 --> 00:32:10,957 E lui Il butta fuori, sulla strada. 348 00:32:11,165 --> 00:32:12,833 - � vero? - � vero. 349 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,669 - I can't believe it - What? 350 00:32:14,877 --> 00:32:17,755 That you could be so cruel, to throw out on the street 351 00:32:17,964 --> 00:32:21,759 an old woman and six helpless children. 352 00:32:21,968 --> 00:32:24,971 - They�re not children, they're... - What? 353 00:32:26,055 --> 00:32:29,725 - Not children. - Chie devo solo di lasciarli una notte. 354 00:32:29,934 --> 00:32:32,478 Se ne vada domattina. 355 00:32:32,687 --> 00:32:36,482 Why can�t they stay one night? They are leaving In the morning. 356 00:32:36,691 --> 00:32:41,112 I don't want anybody there tonight. Do you? 357 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,449 Roberto, what can one night hurt? 358 00:32:45,658 --> 00:32:48,536 - Ha ragione, cosa importa... - You keep out of this. 359 00:32:48,744 --> 00:32:52,540 - Don�t you listen to him. - I've never seen you like this before. 360 00:32:52,748 --> 00:32:56,836 - You're upset. - Of course I'm upset. 361 00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:59,130 It's 10 months since we had seen each other. 362 00:32:59,338 --> 00:33:03,217 - Whose fault Is that? - Mi fa male sentirvi litigare. 363 00:33:03,426 --> 00:33:08,180 Isn't he sweet? He said it upsets him to hear us argue. 364 00:33:08,389 --> 00:33:12,101 There�s nothing to argue about He's already told them to leave. 365 00:33:16,647 --> 00:33:21,694 You did tell your friend Margaret, didn�t you? 366 00:33:21,903 --> 00:33:25,740 Come potevo? Stava facendo Il bagno, non siamo poi cos� tanto amici. 367 00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:29,118 Don�t talk to her, talk to me. 368 00:33:29,327 --> 00:33:33,539 - What's the big joke? - He said, how could he tell her? 369 00:33:33,748 --> 00:33:37,752 She was taking a bath, and they're not that friendly. 370 00:33:38,794 --> 00:33:40,546 I don't think that's funny. 371 00:33:40,755 --> 00:33:45,009 Mi preoccupa. Ha perso tutto Il suo spirito. 372 00:33:45,217 --> 00:33:49,805 He said he's worried about you. You've lost your sense of humour. 373 00:33:50,014 --> 00:33:53,392 Well, I'll get it back when he leaves. 374 00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:07,782 I don't think you should go In with me. 375 00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:09,825 Why not? 376 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:15,873 The hotel guests. How will it look if we come In together? 377 00:34:16,082 --> 00:34:21,379 All right. I'll park the car and come In through the servants' entrance. 378 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:27,385 I wouldn't want you to lose your Triple A rating. 379 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:53,661 Oh, Miss Allison. Signorina Fellini. 380 00:34:53,869 --> 00:34:56,122 - Buon giorno . - Good afternoon. 381 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:03,170 - Who's she? - A school teacher. 382 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:07,717 She doesn't look like a school teacher. 383 00:35:07,925 --> 00:35:10,636 Margaret, If beauty symbolizes occupation, 384 00:35:10,845 --> 00:35:13,556 I would mistake you for a star from the cinema 385 00:35:13,764 --> 00:35:15,391 Maurice 386 00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:45,254 - Oh, not now. - Why not? 387 00:35:45,463 --> 00:35:47,965 - She's taking a shower. - Who Is? 388 00:35:48,174 --> 00:35:50,426 - Sandy. - Sandy? 389 00:35:50,635 --> 00:35:53,638 The girl with whom I share the room. 390 00:35:57,725 --> 00:36:00,436 - You're rooming with someone? 391 00:36:00,645 --> 00:36:03,689 - I'll kill that Maurice. - It's not his fault 392 00:36:03,898 --> 00:36:08,736 If he moved everyone around so I could be alone In the room next to yours, 393 00:36:08,945 --> 00:36:10,696 how would it look? 394 00:36:10,905 --> 00:36:12,949 You'd better leave. 395 00:36:14,659 --> 00:36:18,996 - We'll have dinner on my terrace. - There Isn't room for nine people. 396 00:36:19,205 --> 00:36:23,125 - What nine people? - They�ll suspect if we eat alone. 397 00:36:23,334 --> 00:36:25,920 Hurry, she might see you. 398 00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:27,880 Be careful. 399 00:36:29,548 --> 00:36:31,759 What am I sneaking around for? It's my... 400 00:36:31,968 --> 00:36:34,053 - Shhi ...house. 401 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:56,093 You'd better wait 402 00:37:58,971 --> 00:38:03,434 Miss Allison hasn't made her bed-check. And she's already suspicious. 403 00:38:05,144 --> 00:38:08,147 - Of what? - You and Mr. Talbot 404 00:38:09,565 --> 00:38:13,236 - What about us? - Don�t get me wrong. 405 00:38:13,444 --> 00:38:16,656 I think It's terribly exciting. All the girls do. 406 00:38:16,864 --> 00:38:19,909 Two people In love. In a romantic place like this. 407 00:38:20,117 --> 00:38:23,788 It's the dreamiest thing I've ever heard of. 408 00:38:23,996 --> 00:38:28,042 I'm going downstairs to get some warm milk. 409 00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:30,628 Warm milk? 410 00:38:32,004 --> 00:38:35,716 He looks more like the champagne type to me. 411 00:38:52,692 --> 00:38:55,403 Good night, girls. Lights out now. 412 00:38:57,071 --> 00:38:58,406 Err... 413 00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:03,411 I was just going downstairs... to get some warm milk. 414 00:39:42,742 --> 00:39:44,785 I got the warm milk. 415 00:40:03,262 --> 00:40:05,223 - Sandy. - Yes, ma'am. 416 00:40:05,431 --> 00:40:07,642 Lights out now. 417 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:12,188 - Good night, girls. - Good night. 418 00:40:17,276 --> 00:40:20,029 She'll be asleep In ten minutes. 419 00:40:20,238 --> 00:40:22,531 So will I. 420 00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:26,702 But he's waiting for you. I can hear the music. 421 00:40:26,911 --> 00:40:31,916 I really don't know where a girl your age gets Ideas like that 422 00:40:32,124 --> 00:40:36,337 I have no Intention of going to Mr. Talbot's room. 423 00:40:36,545 --> 00:40:38,047 I'm going... 424 00:40:38,256 --> 00:40:43,010 Yes, I'm going to finish my milk and go to sleep. 425 00:42:11,349 --> 00:42:13,517 Good morning. 426 00:42:13,726 --> 00:42:16,145 - Morning? 427 00:42:18,356 --> 00:42:22,318 - What happened to last night? - Everybody looked suspicious. 428 00:42:22,526 --> 00:42:24,695 And Sandy knew about us. 429 00:42:24,904 --> 00:42:28,741 I couldn't leave. it would've been too obvious. 430 00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:33,329 Sandy seems to know about everything. Now I know what she's doing In Europe. 431 00:42:33,537 --> 00:42:37,041 Her neighbors decided to chip In and send her. 432 00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:43,714 - What's that? - They�re getting ready to leave. 433 00:42:43,923 --> 00:42:45,091 Good. 434 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,970 I promised to come down and say goodbye. 435 00:42:49,178 --> 00:42:51,514 Oh, send them a letter. 436 00:42:51,722 --> 00:42:55,434 - It'll only take a minute - No, Lisa, come on. 437 00:42:55,643 --> 00:42:59,897 - I think you should come and say goodbye too. - I'll wave to them from the terrace. 438 00:43:00,106 --> 00:43:02,191 Teenagers are like the H-bomb. 439 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,862 When they go off, It's much better to observe them from a distance. 440 00:43:23,421 --> 00:43:26,257 - Bye, Mr. Talbot - Bye 441 00:43:26,465 --> 00:43:30,219 - Goodbye, Mr. Talbot - Bye, Mr. Talbot 442 00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:33,848 Good morning, sir. Your orange juice. 443 00:43:34,056 --> 00:43:40,021 Not orange juice, Maurice, champagne. It's a special occasion. 444 00:43:40,229 --> 00:43:42,273 The hotel Is closing, 445 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:44,442 you're packing, 446 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:46,986 and the guests are leaving. 447 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:52,199 How often does a man get rid of all his troubles at the same time? 448 00:43:53,826 --> 00:43:55,494 Oh, what's the matter? 449 00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:04,837 I don't understand, Miss Allison. What are you doing In traction? 450 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,549 Slipped on a champagne cork? 451 00:44:08,758 --> 00:44:13,888 it was an accident I've sprung my sacroiliac. 452 00:44:14,096 --> 00:44:18,517 Mm? No, I've had this happen before. 453 00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:22,897 Don't worry, I'll be absolutely splendid by the morning. 454 00:44:24,815 --> 00:44:26,859 The girls can�t go without her. 455 00:44:28,069 --> 00:44:31,364 You will have to let them stay until tomorrow 456 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:44,835 You wouldn�t think a cork this small could lay out woman that big. 457 00:44:46,295 --> 00:44:50,841 Maria, move Miss Fellini's luggage into Miss Allison room. 458 00:44:51,050 --> 00:44:52,677 - Teresa and... - Milena, sir. 459 00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:55,429 Start making sandwiches. Lots of them. 460 00:44:55,638 --> 00:44:58,432 Mr. Cavell will need all of his strength. 461 00:44:58,641 --> 00:45:03,479 - Where am I going? - On a long hike. With the girls. 462 00:45:03,688 --> 00:45:06,816 You're going to show them Italy. All of it. 463 00:45:07,024 --> 00:45:09,443 if you run out of Italy, show them Sicily. 464 00:45:09,652 --> 00:45:12,154 That ought to take you all the day. 465 00:45:12,363 --> 00:45:14,699 And a good part of the night, sir. 466 00:45:14,907 --> 00:45:17,285 I'm glad we understand each other. 467 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:33,843 It's a shame the girls have no place to go today. 468 00:45:34,051 --> 00:45:36,137 They do. 469 00:45:36,345 --> 00:45:38,598 They�re going on a long hike. 470 00:45:43,603 --> 00:45:45,813 Shouldn�t we offer to go with them? 471 00:45:47,481 --> 00:45:49,525 Maurice already volunteered. 472 00:45:50,818 --> 00:45:52,862 Do you want to go? 473 00:46:08,210 --> 00:46:11,923 Hiking could never replace this. 474 00:46:14,759 --> 00:46:17,094 Oh, Robert 475 00:46:37,198 --> 00:46:39,575 One, two, three, four, ready, set... 476 00:46:39,784 --> 00:46:42,161 - Hey, two, three, four... - Hup 477 00:46:42,370 --> 00:46:44,497 - Hup - Two, three, four... 478 00:46:44,705 --> 00:46:46,540 - Hup Hup Hup Hup - Hey 479 00:46:48,292 --> 00:46:50,169 What's going on here? 480 00:46:51,879 --> 00:46:53,256 Observe. 481 00:46:55,967 --> 00:46:59,387 Hey, look. It's Barney Oldfield. 482 00:47:00,471 --> 00:47:03,766 - Catch, Beagle. - Hey, two, three, four... 483 00:47:06,978 --> 00:47:10,064 - What are you doing here? - This is the Hotel Dolce Vista, right? 484 00:47:10,273 --> 00:47:12,275 - Not any more. - We got reservations. 485 00:47:12,483 --> 00:47:14,694 - They�re cancelled. - Hold this. 486 00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:18,364 - I got written confirmation from the manager. - He's cancelled it too. 487 00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:19,574 Sorry. 488 00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:23,661 - All right, out - Hey, wait a minute. Hold it 489 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:28,165 Hey, Beagle. You're gonna be a lawyer, right? 490 00:47:28,374 --> 00:47:30,084 Can he do this to us? 491 00:47:30,293 --> 00:47:34,005 In 1937, there was the case of Wilson against the Waldorf Astoria. 492 00:47:34,213 --> 00:47:37,675 - And? - He can do it to us. 493 00:47:37,884 --> 00:47:40,553 - Good day, gentlemen. - Yeah. 494 00:47:40,761 --> 00:47:42,555 Let's go. 495 00:47:53,107 --> 00:47:54,775 Beagle, give me a coin. 496 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,361 Hey... 497 00:47:58,404 --> 00:48:00,615 That's for parking In your driveway. 498 00:48:13,753 --> 00:48:16,881 We end up In a stream first, then we're tossed out of our hotel. 499 00:48:17,089 --> 00:48:21,052 - Maybe this country's unlucky. - We could be In France In a few hours. 500 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:24,222 - These In favor of leaving, say "Aye'. - Aye 501 00:48:29,477 --> 00:48:32,730 - These In favor of staying, say "Aye'. - Aye 502 00:48:32,939 --> 00:48:34,232 Aye 503 00:48:35,691 --> 00:48:38,027 - They�re backing up. - Don't look around. 504 00:48:38,236 --> 00:48:40,529 - Which one did you like? - I didn't notice. 505 00:48:40,738 --> 00:48:45,451 - The driver was cute. Nice blue eyes. - They�re brown and keep away from him. 506 00:48:49,872 --> 00:48:53,584 Err... Bongiorno. 507 00:48:53,793 --> 00:48:55,795 Bongiorno. 508 00:48:56,003 --> 00:48:59,173 - This one Is mine, huh? - Tell 'me we wanna be friends. 509 00:48:59,382 --> 00:49:02,134 Just wait a minute, let me handle it and we'll all make out 510 00:49:02,343 --> 00:49:04,428 Where do you live? 511 00:49:04,637 --> 00:49:06,931 Sausalito. 512 00:49:07,139 --> 00:49:09,809 And where Is that near? 513 00:49:11,769 --> 00:49:14,939 San Francisco. 514 00:49:18,401 --> 00:49:21,404 I am very stoopid. 515 00:49:21,612 --> 00:49:23,281 But I'm loads of fun. 516 00:49:25,783 --> 00:49:28,536 - We're from Connecticut - Where are you staying? 517 00:49:28,744 --> 00:49:30,913 Hotel La Dolce Vista. 518 00:49:31,122 --> 00:49:35,001 Well, Isn't that coincidence? We're staying right outside the gate. 519 00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:38,880 - But there�s nothing there. - Give us 20 minutes, will you? 520 00:49:39,088 --> 00:49:40,631 See you. 521 00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,681 Call the police. I want them picked up for trespassing. 522 00:49:48,890 --> 00:49:52,435 Unfortunately, sir, It's not your property. 523 00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:58,190 They�re like spiders. And they've got the flies helping them put up their web. 524 00:49:59,609 --> 00:50:05,031 - Why aren�t those flies out hiking? - They Insisted on going to help out 525 00:50:07,533 --> 00:50:10,119 The moment I saw you, just came out of my shell. 526 00:50:10,328 --> 00:50:15,041 Well, yes, but you know I really think we ought to go help the others, Tony. 527 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:18,210 - Say that again. - What? 528 00:50:18,419 --> 00:50:20,504 My name. 529 00:50:20,713 --> 00:50:23,132 Tony. 530 00:50:23,341 --> 00:50:24,842 Once more. 531 00:50:27,678 --> 00:50:29,639 Tony. 532 00:50:29,847 --> 00:50:33,517 There�s something about that boy I don't trust. 533 00:50:33,726 --> 00:50:36,229 I don�t care how you do it, I want you... 534 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,067 - Ciao! - What's she doing down there? 535 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:45,279 Goodbye, I'll see you later. Ciao, ciao! 536 00:50:56,499 --> 00:51:00,503 La, la, la, la La la Il, la la, la la 537 00:51:02,547 --> 00:51:05,091 La, la, la, la 538 00:51:05,299 --> 00:51:07,718 What were you doing down there? 539 00:51:08,803 --> 00:51:13,224 Darling, you're going to be so proud of me. I've arranged everything. 540 00:51:13,432 --> 00:51:16,519 - Like what? - La, la, la, la... 541 00:51:16,727 --> 00:51:20,106 - Like what? - The boys need kerosene. 542 00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:23,651 - Why? Who are they planning to burn? - It is for the stove. 543 00:51:23,859 --> 00:51:27,321 - They�re very nice American boys. - So was the Dalton gang. 544 00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:30,241 The boys are hurt They think you don't like them. 545 00:51:30,449 --> 00:51:31,492 They�re right. 546 00:51:31,701 --> 00:51:35,621 They�re college students on their first vacation in Europe. Go...Make friends. 547 00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:39,750 - I don't want to make friends. - I don't understand you. 548 00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:42,086 - They�re sweet. - Sweet. 549 00:51:42,295 --> 00:51:43,713 - Yes - Yes. 550 00:51:44,046 --> 00:51:46,674 Do you know what the boys are going to do with the girls this afternoon? 551 00:51:46,883 --> 00:51:48,301 No. 552 00:51:50,887 --> 00:51:53,472 What are the boys going to do with the girls this afternoon? 553 00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:56,017 Well, I thought, those girls have nothing to do. 554 00:51:56,225 --> 00:51:59,645 These boys have nothing to do. So, they could use the sun terrace. 555 00:51:59,854 --> 00:52:03,941 - But Robert wouldn't like that - No, Robert wouldn't like that 556 00:52:04,150 --> 00:52:06,694 Then I said to my self, "Wouldn't it be nice 557 00:52:06,903 --> 00:52:12,199 if they all rented motors scooters and went for a ride In the country?" 558 00:52:12,408 --> 00:52:15,411 That's what you said to your self. Did you say it to them? 559 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:19,665 Oh, yes. The boys said it sounded like it would be a lot of fun. 560 00:52:19,874 --> 00:52:21,876 Well, that sounds like the boys. 561 00:52:22,084 --> 00:52:23,628 - Mr. Cavell. - Sir? 562 00:52:23,836 --> 00:52:27,048 Go with them and you are not to let those girls out of your sight. 563 00:52:27,256 --> 00:52:30,468 - Sir, I can't ride a motor scooter. - Then learn. 564 00:52:30,676 --> 00:52:32,595 I have no sense of balance. 565 00:52:32,803 --> 00:52:35,473 I was the only child, I had to be strapped to my tricycle. 566 00:52:35,681 --> 00:52:37,934 - I won't let them go out alone. - Robert 567 00:52:38,142 --> 00:52:39,477 Lisa, please. 568 00:52:39,685 --> 00:52:42,855 I don't know how I let myself get talked Into all of this, but I'm In it 569 00:52:43,064 --> 00:52:48,444 It's not his hotel, It's my home. I am the one legally responsible. 570 00:52:48,653 --> 00:52:51,280 - I fully expect your friend, err... - Margaret. 571 00:52:51,489 --> 00:52:53,282 ...to sue me the minute she goes out. - She wouldn't. 572 00:52:53,491 --> 00:52:55,785 I can be sued for sprung sacroiliac 573 00:52:55,993 --> 00:52:58,579 I can go to jail for what can happen to those girls. 574 00:52:58,788 --> 00:53:02,667 What can happen to them? There are four boys and six girls. 575 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:05,920 That adds up to ten. And there's safety In numbers. 576 00:53:06,128 --> 00:53:08,422 There�s more to mathematics than adding. 577 00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:12,593 These boys look quite capable of dividing and multiplying 578 00:53:33,781 --> 00:53:34,782 Oh 579 00:53:34,991 --> 00:53:36,742 Oh 580 00:53:37,493 --> 00:53:41,581 They purposely took this road. They�re trying to shake us. 581 00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:45,084 I don't know about you, but I'm pretty well shook. 582 00:53:46,252 --> 00:53:50,590 All right, so It's my fault I said I'm sorry. 583 00:53:52,049 --> 00:53:56,304 You'd be more comfortable if you put your head against me. 584 00:54:30,004 --> 00:54:33,299 - What did you wish for? - It's very bad luck to tell. 585 00:54:33,507 --> 00:54:36,427 I hope you get what you want 586 00:54:39,222 --> 00:54:41,265 That sure Is sweet of you. 587 00:54:49,482 --> 00:54:54,528 You know, this Is a side of you I've never seen before. 588 00:54:54,737 --> 00:54:56,530 What Is? 589 00:54:56,739 --> 00:55:01,160 This protective attitude towards women. 590 00:55:01,369 --> 00:55:03,537 Women? They�re only 18. 591 00:55:03,746 --> 00:55:05,873 Children, no older than my niece. 592 00:55:06,082 --> 00:55:07,875 - So? - So? 593 00:55:08,084 --> 00:55:09,502 So? 594 00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:12,713 Would I let my niece go out with guys like that? 595 00:55:12,922 --> 00:55:17,385 I know those boys. I know that's on their mind. 596 00:55:18,427 --> 00:55:20,012 Robert, 597 00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:22,848 you have a moral streak. 598 00:55:24,475 --> 00:55:26,727 You know me better than that 599 00:55:38,489 --> 00:55:41,325 Hey, Beagle Beagle 600 00:55:41,534 --> 00:55:43,369 - What? - Look. 601 00:55:43,578 --> 00:55:48,124 A Papilio glaucus. That�d look great In your butterfly collection. 602 00:55:48,332 --> 00:55:52,211 - What butterfly collection? - The one you're starting, now. 603 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:54,922 - Oh. - Come on, it went that way. 604 00:55:59,677 --> 00:56:04,015 - Now, just a minute here. - You wait here In case it doubles back. 605 00:56:12,064 --> 00:56:16,152 Tony, are you sure that butterfly's gonna come here? 606 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,404 Positive. When you're followed, 607 00:56:18,613 --> 00:56:21,991 you instinctive find a place where nobody can find you. 608 00:56:22,199 --> 00:56:25,870 - This Is it - You do know a lot about butterflies. 609 00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:32,168 It's what we study In medical school: Insects, animals, people. 610 00:56:32,376 --> 00:56:35,421 You'd be surprised how similar we are In many ways. 611 00:56:35,630 --> 00:56:36,672 Oh? 612 00:56:36,881 --> 00:56:39,967 Well, did you know that beetles actually kiss? 613 00:56:40,176 --> 00:56:41,177 - No. - Sure. 614 00:56:41,385 --> 00:56:42,678 How? 615 00:56:42,887 --> 00:56:46,307 The boy beetle rubs his antenna against the girl beetle. 616 00:56:46,515 --> 00:56:49,352 And what does the girl beetle do? 617 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,314 If he doesn't rub her the wrong way, they make plans for the future. 618 00:56:53,522 --> 00:56:55,566 Like tonight. 619 00:56:57,235 --> 00:56:59,278 Medicine's a fascinating field. 620 00:57:02,114 --> 00:57:04,742 That's why a woman like Lisa so interesting. 621 00:57:04,951 --> 00:57:07,078 Lisa? 622 00:57:07,286 --> 00:57:13,251 There are 206 bones In the human body. I've never seen them that way arranged before. 623 00:57:13,459 --> 00:57:15,294 Oh. 624 00:57:15,503 --> 00:57:20,800 - She sure Is a beautiful specimen. - Yes, she Is. For her age. 625 00:57:21,759 --> 00:57:24,220 - I am sorry. I didn't mean to be catty. - Don't be sorry. 626 00:57:24,428 --> 00:57:26,430 She Is, she's very beautiful. 627 00:57:26,639 --> 00:57:28,808 - She really Is. 628 00:57:32,895 --> 00:57:35,231 How would you say I'm arranged? 629 00:57:35,439 --> 00:57:37,525 - You? - Yeah. 630 00:57:44,407 --> 00:57:46,826 I never gave it much thought. 631 00:57:49,078 --> 00:57:52,206 You've got good basic bone structure. 632 00:57:52,415 --> 00:57:54,458 Let me see. 633 00:57:56,419 --> 00:57:58,838 Nice rib cage. 634 00:58:00,006 --> 00:58:02,216 Fibula. 635 00:58:03,676 --> 00:58:05,636 Tibia�s good. 636 00:58:06,721 --> 00:58:09,473 Ah, well-developed patellas. 637 00:58:13,936 --> 00:58:15,354 Uh-huh. 638 00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:17,106 Mm-hm. 639 00:58:18,649 --> 00:58:20,651 Uh-huh. 640 00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,572 Good. 641 00:58:25,323 --> 00:58:27,158 Very good. 642 00:58:28,326 --> 00:58:30,161 Excellent 643 00:58:33,539 --> 00:58:36,584 Good strong heartbeat. 644 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:39,670 - Isn't that strange? - What? 645 00:58:39,879 --> 00:58:42,715 Your pulse, it suddenly started to race. 646 00:58:43,883 --> 00:58:47,887 - Did it? - It's swung down now. 647 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,266 There it goes again. 648 00:58:53,184 --> 00:58:55,561 it doubled back. 649 00:58:58,314 --> 00:59:02,902 Oh, err... Tony was just examining my bone structure. 650 00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:05,988 He's studying to be a doctor. 651 00:59:06,197 --> 00:59:09,492 Where does he plan to Intern? At the Follies Berg�res? 652 00:59:10,451 --> 00:59:13,621 I don't want to Interfere with medical progress, 653 00:59:13,829 --> 00:59:15,873 but we�re ready to leave. 654 00:59:16,749 --> 00:59:18,793 After you, Doctor. 655 00:59:29,053 --> 00:59:31,931 - Hey, Beagle. Is this it? - Yes, sir 656 00:59:33,266 --> 00:59:35,142 Here we go 657 01:00:18,477 --> 01:00:21,522 I thought you said he'd never make it up this hill. 658 01:00:21,731 --> 01:00:24,400 All right, so we get him on the next hill. 659 01:00:24,609 --> 01:00:27,278 He's killing the whole day for us. 660 01:00:27,486 --> 01:00:30,281 What about tonight? The girls are leaving In the morning. 661 01:00:30,489 --> 01:00:33,075 Beagle, will you relax? We'll get rid of him. 662 01:00:33,284 --> 01:00:36,120 I don't know. This Is no kid we're fooling with. 663 01:00:36,329 --> 01:00:38,331 That's the answer, he's no kid. 664 01:00:38,539 --> 01:00:41,626 Look he's got a be over 35. 665 01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:44,629 How many hills can he take? 666 01:00:44,837 --> 01:00:47,215 I don't know. He looks pretty rugged to me. 667 01:00:47,423 --> 01:00:49,508 Yeah, In his day, Beagle. 668 01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:55,473 The B-29 was a rough plane, but it can�t keep up with a guided missile. 669 01:00:56,140 --> 01:00:58,935 When they wheel him Into the hanger tonight, 670 01:00:59,143 --> 01:01:01,979 his tail Is really gonna be dragging. 671 01:01:11,155 --> 01:01:15,076 - They�re out to get me. - Get you what? 672 01:01:15,284 --> 01:01:18,496 - Get rid of me. - Do you blame them? 673 01:01:18,704 --> 01:01:23,125 - Don't start that - It's natural, they want to be alone. 674 01:01:23,334 --> 01:01:27,588 - Have you forgotten what that's like? - What's that supposed to mean? 675 01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:33,427 They�re normal, healthy boys and normal, healthy girls. No? 676 01:01:33,636 --> 01:01:37,682 That can lead to a normal, unhealthy situation. Yes, believe me. I know what I'm doing. 677 01:01:51,279 --> 01:01:56,033 - Robert, you're breaking the spirit. - Yeah 678 01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:08,170 The guy's not human. 679 01:02:08,379 --> 01:02:12,049 When I couldn't push my scooter up that last hill... 680 01:02:13,301 --> 01:02:15,845 ...he carried it up for me. 681 01:02:16,053 --> 01:02:19,891 - It's spooky. - Look, Let's be rational. 682 01:02:20,099 --> 01:02:21,934 How old are we, anyway? 683 01:02:22,143 --> 01:02:24,562 I feel like I'm 92. 684 01:02:24,770 --> 01:02:27,565 We're 20 and he's pushing 40. That's ancient 685 01:02:27,773 --> 01:02:29,901 We're young, we can bounce back. 686 01:02:30,109 --> 01:02:33,154 He's probably laying In his room right now, like a lead ball. 687 01:02:33,362 --> 01:02:34,780 Anybody here? 688 01:02:36,699 --> 01:02:40,453 The girls tell me we're all going dancing tonight. 689 01:02:40,661 --> 01:02:44,457 We'll be ready to leave In about an hour. 690 01:02:49,545 --> 01:02:53,841 Multiplication, that's the name of the game 691 01:02:54,050 --> 01:02:57,845 And each generation plays the same 692 01:02:58,054 --> 01:02:59,597 Isn't he terrific? 693 01:02:59,805 --> 01:03:04,685 When you see a gentleman bee Round a lady bee buzz in;, 694 01:03:04,894 --> 01:03:07,188 Why, count to ten Then count again 695 01:03:07,396 --> 01:03:10,066 There's sure to be an even dozen 696 01:03:10,274 --> 01:03:14,612 Multiplication, it's the name of the game 697 01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:19,742 And each generation plays the same 698 01:03:19,951 --> 01:03:25,164 Now two butterflies cast their eyes Both In the same direction 699 01:03:25,373 --> 01:03:28,042 Why you'd never guess that one little yes 700 01:03:28,251 --> 01:03:30,711 Could start a butterfly collection 701 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:35,258 Multiplication, that's the name of the game 702 01:03:35,466 --> 01:03:40,846 And each generation plays the same 703 01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:45,101 I say one and one are five Call me a silly goat 704 01:03:45,309 --> 01:03:47,728 But you take two minks You add two winks 705 01:03:47,937 --> 01:03:50,022 What've you got? One mink coat 706 01:03:50,231 --> 01:03:55,528 A girl gets coy In front of a boy after three or four dances 707 01:03:55,736 --> 01:03:57,947 Well, you can bet she�ll play hard to get 708 01:03:58,155 --> 01:04:01,033 To multiply her chances 709 01:04:01,242 --> 01:04:05,454 Multiplication, that's the name of the game 710 01:04:05,663 --> 01:04:10,126 And each generation plays the same 711 01:04:10,334 --> 01:04:13,045 Let me tell you now Mother Nature's a clever gal 712 01:04:13,254 --> 01:04:15,756 She relies on habits 713 01:04:15,965 --> 01:04:20,219 Take two hares with no cares Soon you got a room full of rabbits 714 01:04:20,428 --> 01:04:25,266 Parakeets, In between tweets, sometimes get too quiet 715 01:04:25,474 --> 01:04:30,438 But have no fear, soon you hear A parakeet�s riot, try it 716 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,651 Multiplication is the name of the game 717 01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:39,363 And each generation plays the same 718 01:04:40,823 --> 01:04:44,994 Multiplication is the name of the game 719 01:04:45,202 --> 01:04:50,082 And each generation plays the same 720 01:04:59,717 --> 01:05:04,305 It's respect. That's what girl wants from a boy. 721 01:05:04,513 --> 01:05:09,393 if the girl gives In too easy, the boy will not take her seriously 722 01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,775 He� ll never think In terms of engagement, 723 01:05:15,983 --> 01:05:19,904 marriage, a home, or children. 724 01:05:21,322 --> 01:05:26,202 if you want all these things, keep your standards high. 725 01:05:28,287 --> 01:05:30,540 The bedroom's like a wedding gown, 726 01:05:30,748 --> 01:05:35,628 It's bad luck to let the fellow see you In it before you marry him. 727 01:06:22,425 --> 01:06:24,468 Isn't he fabulous? 728 01:06:24,677 --> 01:06:27,096 How does he do it? 729 01:06:27,305 --> 01:06:29,807 He's going on raw courage now. 730 01:06:30,016 --> 01:06:32,310 Remember. The night Is young, he's not 731 01:07:18,189 --> 01:07:23,319 Well, if you�re old enough to fly, you're old enough to look. 732 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,825 Mr. Talbot? 733 01:07:33,287 --> 01:07:35,164 Mr. Talbot sir? 734 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,710 What do you what? 735 01:07:39,919 --> 01:07:42,296 We'd like to speak to you for a minute, sir. 736 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:44,715 It's terribly important 737 01:07:49,387 --> 01:07:53,641 - I�ll be right down. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 738 01:07:53,849 --> 01:07:56,936 You told the girls to be ready In an hour, right? 739 01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,646 He's a weirdie 740 01:07:58,854 --> 01:08:02,900 He�s just as fresh as when we started out 741 01:08:03,109 --> 01:08:06,279 Beagle... Beagle, 742 01:08:06,487 --> 01:08:09,240 No man his age can defy the laws of medical science. 743 01:08:09,448 --> 01:08:14,036 He's traveled on a motor scooter for over 100 miles, half of it straight up. 744 01:08:14,245 --> 01:08:17,748 He's been on a dance floral night, knocking himself out 745 01:08:17,957 --> 01:08:20,001 He's had it. Come here. 746 01:08:21,794 --> 01:08:25,590 It's medically proven that to put said subject to sleep at this point, 747 01:08:25,798 --> 01:08:30,678 It's only necessary to Introduce into the system some drops of monatomic di carbon hydroxyl. 748 01:08:30,887 --> 01:08:32,388 What's that? 749 01:08:32,597 --> 01:08:36,350 Booze. Just few drinks, we're home. 750 01:08:36,559 --> 01:08:39,186 - You're the king. - Thank you. Observe. 751 01:08:43,149 --> 01:08:45,151 Hold it, now. 752 01:08:49,530 --> 01:08:50,573 Yes? 753 01:08:50,781 --> 01:08:52,992 Excuse me Sir, since we're leaving early in the morning, 754 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,537 we thought we�d like to come by and apologise to you. 755 01:08:58,956 --> 01:08:59,957 Oh. 756 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:04,045 I know we've created a terrible impression, we've been rude and unpleasant, 757 01:09:04,253 --> 01:09:06,756 in fact, sometimes downright boorish. 758 01:09:06,964 --> 01:09:10,009 May we come In for a moment, sir? 759 01:09:14,597 --> 01:09:16,641 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 760 01:09:18,851 --> 01:09:23,481 Mr. Talbot We just couldn't leave without trying to square things with you. 761 01:09:23,689 --> 01:09:25,608 - I see. - No hard feelings? 762 01:09:25,816 --> 01:09:28,778 - Not at all. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 763 01:09:28,986 --> 01:09:31,322 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir. 764 01:09:33,115 --> 01:09:34,533 What did you say, Beagle? 765 01:09:34,742 --> 01:09:37,828 Do you know what an occasion like this calls for? A drink. 766 01:09:38,037 --> 01:09:40,665 - Yeah. - You're right. He's right, sir. 767 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:43,709 May we have a farewell drink together? 768 01:09:44,794 --> 01:09:48,714 - Sure. Let's do. - Thank you, sir. 769 01:09:54,804 --> 01:09:57,932 Beautiful villa you have, Mr. Talbot 770 01:10:03,813 --> 01:10:07,900 Now, then. What would you boys like to drink? 771 01:10:10,278 --> 01:10:12,780 - A brandy. - Brandy? 772 01:10:14,865 --> 01:10:15,908 Fine. 773 01:10:19,620 --> 01:10:21,497 A toast, sir. 774 01:10:21,706 --> 01:10:24,500 May this night be an example of the friendship. 775 01:10:24,709 --> 01:10:27,712 between your generation and ours. 776 01:10:50,192 --> 01:10:52,236 And another toast, sir. 777 01:10:54,447 --> 01:10:59,160 May these drinks wash away the past and ensure the future. 778 01:11:01,579 --> 01:11:03,623 To a little insurance. 779 01:11:19,472 --> 01:11:21,474 Now, then... 780 01:11:45,456 --> 01:11:49,377 Well, sir. I'd like to propose a toast. 781 01:11:49,585 --> 01:11:50,962 To what? 782 01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:53,464 You name it 783 01:11:53,673 --> 01:11:56,175 - Well... - How do you feel? 784 01:11:56,384 --> 01:11:57,426 Fine. 785 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:13,651 Sir, do you realize that you are defying the laws of medical science? 786 01:12:15,861 --> 01:12:18,948 Dr. Lister and Louis Pasteur. 787 01:12:19,156 --> 01:12:21,284 And, err... 788 01:12:21,492 --> 01:12:23,536 Madame Curie. 789 01:12:25,788 --> 01:12:28,749 All our work, sir, Is for nothing. 790 01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:26,057 I'm sorry. Some unfinished business I had to attend to. 791 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:33,439 Robert 792 01:13:34,815 --> 01:13:36,859 What's wrong? 793 01:13:37,068 --> 01:13:41,405 - What's happened? - I got'em 794 01:13:41,614 --> 01:13:44,283 Every last one of 'em. 795 01:13:47,745 --> 01:13:49,914 Tony? 796 01:13:50,122 --> 01:13:51,624 Tony 797 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:54,502 What happened? 798 01:13:55,294 --> 01:13:57,088 Tony 799 01:14:14,272 --> 01:14:16,232 Tony 800 01:14:16,607 --> 01:14:17,733 Hmm? 801 01:14:41,090 --> 01:14:42,633 Tony? 802 01:14:45,678 --> 01:14:47,471 Are you all right? 803 01:14:49,599 --> 01:14:51,475 Course I'm all right. 804 01:14:51,684 --> 01:14:53,311 A little wet, that's all. 805 01:14:53,519 --> 01:14:56,188 Come on, try and stand up. 806 01:14:57,273 --> 01:14:59,734 Now see if you can walk. 807 01:15:00,776 --> 01:15:02,862 Course I can walk. 808 01:15:08,492 --> 01:15:10,453 How do you feel? 809 01:15:11,954 --> 01:15:13,915 What happened? 810 01:15:16,584 --> 01:15:18,753 Mr. Talbot... 811 01:15:18,961 --> 01:15:23,591 He called us In, and then he forced us to drink with him. 812 01:15:25,009 --> 01:15:26,928 Tony... 813 01:15:27,136 --> 01:15:30,556 If I could only lie down for minute, I'd feel fine. I know it 814 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:32,808 Do you want to go In the house? 815 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:36,604 No, I... I'd better not 816 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:39,190 I'd better go back to the tent 817 01:15:44,153 --> 01:15:46,030 - Tony - Mm? 818 01:15:49,659 --> 01:15:51,619 I need a little help. 819 01:15:53,412 --> 01:15:55,623 Robert 820 01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:58,251 How could you do this? 821 01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:00,878 I was only following their golden rule. 822 01:16:01,087 --> 01:16:03,506 Do unto others before they do it to you. 823 01:16:03,714 --> 01:16:05,925 You can't let them lie there all night. 824 01:16:06,133 --> 01:16:08,928 Maurice can sweep 'em out In the morning. 825 01:16:09,136 --> 01:16:12,640 Look...don�t feel sorry for them. 826 01:16:12,848 --> 01:16:15,768 They got exactly what they are deserved. 827 01:16:15,977 --> 01:16:20,648 - Somebody has to look after the girls. - Is it not their parentsresponsibility? 828 01:16:20,856 --> 01:16:25,069 The trouble with the American parents is, they have a new gimmick. 829 01:16:25,278 --> 01:16:29,615 "Keep your kids off the streets. Send them to Europe." 830 01:16:29,824 --> 01:16:34,745 They�re turning this continent Into one big corner drugstore. 831 01:16:40,001 --> 01:16:42,295 - It's gone. - What? 832 01:16:42,503 --> 01:16:46,924 There�s a body missing. The one body I don't want to have missing. 833 01:16:52,597 --> 01:16:55,683 Sandy wait, I was drunk, I swear. I didn�t even know what I was doing. 834 01:16:55,892 --> 01:16:58,978 The next time I see a man lying in the bar, I will leave him there. 835 01:16:59,186 --> 01:17:02,106 - Mr.Talbot, Did you force him to drink with you? - Of course not. 836 01:17:02,315 --> 01:17:03,858 And that's a lie. 837 01:17:04,066 --> 01:17:07,236 - Sandy, honey... - Sandy... 838 01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:13,284 Thank you. 839 01:17:13,492 --> 01:17:17,955 You've reaffirmed my lack of confidence In my fellow man. 840 01:17:33,971 --> 01:17:36,349 - Sandy? - Mm? 841 01:17:36,557 --> 01:17:38,851 Are you all right? 842 01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,562 Oh, sure. He's cute, Isn't he? 843 01:17:41,771 --> 01:17:43,105 - Who? - Tony. 844 01:17:43,314 --> 01:17:47,235 Hope I didn't loosen any teeth when I hit him. He has a beautiful smile. 845 01:17:47,443 --> 01:17:51,405 - You're not mad at him? - Mad? Why would I be mad at him? 846 01:17:51,614 --> 01:17:53,366 Wait, wait... 847 01:17:53,574 --> 01:17:56,953 - He got fresh. You hit him. 848 01:17:57,161 --> 01:17:58,496 - You're not mad? - No. 849 01:17:58,704 --> 01:18:00,331 - You like him? - Adore him. 850 01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:02,333 Eh gi�l Sicuro! 851 01:18:02,542 --> 01:18:06,295 The business psychiatrists must do In America 852 01:18:06,504 --> 01:18:09,465 You people are all mixed up. 853 01:18:09,674 --> 01:18:13,386 You see, when he got fresh, it showed he was Interested. 854 01:18:13,594 --> 01:18:17,098 - I had to ensure he stayed Interested. - So you hit him. 855 01:18:18,683 --> 01:18:23,688 It's like Mr.Talbot said. A girl has to make a boy respect her. 856 01:18:23,896 --> 01:18:28,109 If she gives in easily, he will never take her seriously. 857 01:18:28,317 --> 01:18:29,944 Oh. 858 01:18:31,028 --> 01:18:33,197 - He said that? 859 01:18:33,406 --> 01:18:36,492 He's right. He said, "When you go shopping In a market, 860 01:18:36,701 --> 01:18:39,829 you don't buy anything that's been there too much." 861 01:18:42,874 --> 01:18:46,961 - When did Mr.Talbot tell you all this? - While we were dancing. 862 01:18:47,169 --> 01:18:51,090 He said: "if you want man to think in terms of getting engaged and married, 863 01:18:51,299 --> 01:18:54,552 you got to keep your standards high." 864 01:18:56,387 --> 01:18:58,973 What else did he say? 865 01:18:59,181 --> 01:19:03,769 He said that love Is one product you don't sell by giving away free samples. 866 01:19:08,065 --> 01:19:11,360 That's a good advice for all of us. 867 01:19:12,528 --> 01:19:17,575 You listen to him. I can tell you, he knows what he's talking about 868 01:19:17,783 --> 01:19:19,285 I know. 869 01:19:24,457 --> 01:19:26,125 Well? 870 01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:32,423 I guess you learned something tonight, huh? 871 01:19:32,632 --> 01:19:37,053 Yes. I never realized how wrong I was. 872 01:19:37,261 --> 01:19:42,183 - It's all In the past now. - You're so right. 873 01:19:43,059 --> 01:19:45,937 You know, It's been a long day. 874 01:19:46,145 --> 01:19:49,565 Some champagne would do us both the world of good. 875 01:19:49,774 --> 01:19:53,110 - The bottle's on the terrace. 876 01:19:53,319 --> 01:19:56,072 - I'll go get it 877 01:19:57,323 --> 01:19:59,200 - Robert 878 01:19:59,408 --> 01:20:02,411 When you get to the terrace, would you do me a favor? 879 01:20:02,620 --> 01:20:05,706 - Sure. - Jump off. 880 01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:20,012 - What are you doing? - Taking your advice. 881 01:20:20,221 --> 01:20:25,893 If a woman is too easy to get, no man will ever take her seriously. 882 01:20:26,102 --> 01:20:28,938 When I think how easy I was. 883 01:20:29,146 --> 01:20:31,566 Stupida Cretina Idiota 884 01:20:31,774 --> 01:20:35,486 - Something I told some young girls. - To protect their morals. 885 01:20:35,695 --> 01:20:37,697 What about my morals? 886 01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:40,366 What's that got to do with it? We're adults. 887 01:20:40,575 --> 01:20:44,579 - Lisa, look. You just calm down. - Don't touch me. 888 01:20:46,247 --> 01:20:48,958 How could I be that stupid? 889 01:20:51,127 --> 01:20:55,298 You are rich, good looking Intelligent, charming. 890 01:20:55,506 --> 01:20:59,719 I should have known better than to get mixed up with someone like that 891 01:20:59,927 --> 01:21:01,387 You're not making any sense. 892 01:21:01,596 --> 01:21:04,140 I don't have to make sense. I'm Italiani 893 01:21:04,348 --> 01:21:06,851 Ci sono uomini pi� Interessanti di te In Italia. 894 01:21:07,059 --> 01:21:09,896 Sono stufa degil american. Stufa 895 01:21:10,104 --> 01:21:13,107 Talk English I can't understand you. 896 01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:17,528 That's another thing. if you loved me, you'd have learned my language. 897 01:21:17,737 --> 01:21:20,031 But no. I had to do it 898 01:21:20,239 --> 01:21:22,992 The weeks I spent studying. 899 01:21:23,201 --> 01:21:26,871 Learning to speak this fluid English. 900 01:21:27,079 --> 01:21:28,497 Not fluid, fluent 901 01:21:28,706 --> 01:21:31,417 Big shot Knows all the words. 902 01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:36,005 For the first time, I started to think What am I doing here? 903 01:21:36,214 --> 01:21:39,967 Lisa, believe me, no love affair can survive if either party starts to think. 904 01:21:40,176 --> 01:21:42,762 That's the beauty of our relation ship. No thinking. 905 01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:47,642 - No pressure, no questions asked. - It's time someone asked questions. 906 01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:50,728 I knew those girls would get me In trouble. 907 01:21:50,937 --> 01:21:52,605 You're a hypocrite. 908 01:21:52,813 --> 01:21:56,150 You made all the rules and I play by them. 909 01:21:56,359 --> 01:21:59,153 - Now I know what you think of me. - Lisa. 910 01:21:59,362 --> 01:22:04,325 Well, the game Is over, Robert I don�t want to play any more. 911 01:22:04,534 --> 01:22:08,788 - If you just calm down. - I'm tired of being a free sample. 912 01:22:08,996 --> 01:22:13,084 - There�s no future In it - We never even talked about the future. 913 01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:16,295 Women don't want talk. They go by Intuition. 914 01:22:16,504 --> 01:22:18,381 And I've learned one thing. 915 01:22:18,589 --> 01:22:21,509 A woman�s Intuition Is a man's best friend. 916 01:22:21,717 --> 01:22:25,096 - Lisa, wait. - The market's closed, Mr. Talbot. 917 01:22:25,304 --> 01:22:28,683 You have to start shopping somewhere else. 918 01:22:31,352 --> 01:22:32,687 Lisa. 919 01:22:33,771 --> 01:22:35,106 Lisa 920 01:23:01,591 --> 01:23:03,843 Who's In that tent? 921 01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:05,720 Boys. 922 01:23:05,928 --> 01:23:07,555 Boys? 923 01:23:21,777 --> 01:23:24,447 Watch your head, my dear. 924 01:23:27,450 --> 01:23:30,912 - Did my girls meet them? - Meet whom? 925 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,999 - Those boys down In the tent - Oh, those boys. Yes. 926 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:38,294 They weren't Interested In feminine companions. 927 01:23:38,502 --> 01:23:42,089 They�re too absorbed by the educational aspects of the tour. 928 01:23:42,298 --> 01:23:47,470 It's too bad you won't have time to meet them. Fine, clean-cut young Americans. 929 01:23:47,678 --> 01:23:50,932 True goodwill ambassadors of a great nation. 930 01:23:54,727 --> 01:23:57,605 - Which way's the tent? - What happened to the girls? 931 01:23:57,813 --> 01:24:00,942 I don't know. Man, what a night. 932 01:24:02,318 --> 01:24:05,112 - Maurice - Dear, I'm as shocked as you are. 933 01:24:05,321 --> 01:24:07,823 If anything's happened to those girls... 934 01:24:12,411 --> 01:24:15,164 Margaret, believe me, please 935 01:24:15,373 --> 01:24:18,543 Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing, I'm sure. 936 01:24:18,751 --> 01:24:23,965 I hope not. Remember... I left to the girls In your care. 937 01:24:24,173 --> 01:24:27,718 Oh Cedric 938 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,434 - He hiccupped. - He did. 939 01:24:40,022 --> 01:24:41,816 Cedric 940 01:24:45,903 --> 01:24:47,947 He's drunk 941 01:24:49,949 --> 01:24:54,912 Maurice What kind of party did you have here last night? 942 01:24:55,121 --> 01:24:58,499 - Lisa, come back here - I said, don�t touch me 943 01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:01,878 Wait until everybody's gone. We can talk like adults. 944 01:25:02,086 --> 01:25:06,257 I don't want to talk like an adult That's how I got Into all this trouble. 945 01:25:06,465 --> 01:25:09,343 - How will you get back? There's no train. - I'll walk. 946 01:25:09,552 --> 01:25:11,971 - You are very welcome to come with us. - Thank you. 947 01:25:12,179 --> 01:25:14,432 You keep out of this. 948 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:18,227 Lisa, don�t you walk out that door. 949 01:25:19,395 --> 01:25:23,399 What would I lose? Thef privilege of seeing you every September? 950 01:25:23,608 --> 01:25:26,903 Well, I'm tired of being girl of the month. 951 01:25:27,737 --> 01:25:30,781 - You know you're more than that - Don't worry, Robert 952 01:25:30,990 --> 01:25:34,535 You won't have any trouble. Just put an ad In the paper. 953 01:25:34,744 --> 01:25:39,290 Girl wanted. Short hours, pleasant working conditions. 954 01:25:39,498 --> 01:25:44,128 There�s only one drawback. There�s no chance of advancement 955 01:25:45,796 --> 01:25:49,133 Wild parties, immoral rendezvous... 956 01:25:49,342 --> 01:25:51,552 And to think I trusted you 957 01:25:51,761 --> 01:25:54,138 Next, I'll find out this Isn�t even a hotel. 958 01:25:54,347 --> 01:25:57,934 That's precise the next thing you're about to find out 959 01:25:58,142 --> 01:25:59,894 - Sir. - You're fired. 960 01:26:00,102 --> 01:26:03,773 And you, madam, take those girls of yours, 961 01:26:03,981 --> 01:26:07,193 pack that drunken bird, and get out 962 01:26:07,401 --> 01:26:10,446 Are you going to allow him to speak to me like that? 963 01:26:10,655 --> 01:26:14,909 Margaret, there�s a small detail I probably should have mentioned before now. 964 01:26:15,117 --> 01:26:18,371 I know you are going to take it with your customary good sense of humor. 965 01:26:18,579 --> 01:26:23,125 Margaret, Listen to me Where's that good sense of humour? 966 01:26:25,253 --> 01:26:26,921 Margaret 967 01:26:33,135 --> 01:26:35,429 Sandy Honey, listen... 968 01:26:36,514 --> 01:26:38,432 Hey, Sandy 969 01:26:50,861 --> 01:26:54,532 - I'm packed, sir. - Goodbye, Mr. Clavel. 970 01:26:56,284 --> 01:26:58,995 - Before I leave, can I get you breakfast? - No. 971 01:26:59,203 --> 01:27:02,748 - Yes. Get me an olive. - A martini for breakfast? 972 01:27:02,957 --> 01:27:07,753 Great for the morning after. Especially if there hasn't been a night before. 973 01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:08,963 Yes, sir. 974 01:27:09,171 --> 01:27:13,718 Oh, before I forget, would you kindly sign this, sir? 975 01:27:13,926 --> 01:27:16,679 - What Is it? - A letter of recommendation. 976 01:27:18,180 --> 01:27:20,266 A letter of recommendation? 977 01:27:20,474 --> 01:27:25,271 I didn't want to trouble you, so I took the liberty of writing it out myself. Just sign here. 978 01:27:26,856 --> 01:27:30,568 It's much too trivial for you to bother reading, sir. 979 01:27:33,237 --> 01:27:35,281 "Loyal... 980 01:27:36,407 --> 01:27:40,161 ...faithful, dedicated, noble." 981 01:27:40,369 --> 01:27:43,247 "Reputable. Incorruptible." 982 01:27:43,456 --> 01:27:46,292 it does get rather monotonous. 983 01:27:50,129 --> 01:27:54,300 Nearly saint-like in his devotion to his master. 984 01:27:54,508 --> 01:27:55,968 Yes, sir. 985 01:27:57,678 --> 01:27:59,972 Nobody who believes this deserves you. 986 01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:07,813 Thank you very much, sir. I'll get the olive. 987 01:28:16,781 --> 01:28:19,242 May I speak to you a moment, sir? 988 01:28:20,409 --> 01:28:24,247 Well, If it Isn't the prowling physician. 989 01:28:25,665 --> 01:28:27,959 I don't blame you, sir. 990 01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:31,879 The way I acted with Sandy, I'm no credit to the medical profession. 991 01:28:32,088 --> 01:28:33,798 Hardly. 992 01:28:34,006 --> 01:28:38,094 I came to apologise, sir. No gimmicks this time. 993 01:28:38,302 --> 01:28:40,972 You had us pegged right from the beginning. 994 01:28:41,180 --> 01:28:44,225 That's probably why we got so sore at you. 995 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:48,729 - Sir, do you know what a lemming is? - No. 996 01:28:48,938 --> 01:28:52,149 Well, It's an animal that destroys itself. 997 01:28:53,526 --> 01:28:57,405 I gotta look up my family tree, there must be some real lemmings in it 998 01:28:57,613 --> 01:29:01,909 I meet a great girl like Sandy and what do I do? I goofed the whole thing up. 999 01:29:02,118 --> 01:29:04,328 I acted just like a stupid adolescent 1000 01:29:04,537 --> 01:29:07,164 I'm not a kid any more, I know better than that 1001 01:29:07,373 --> 01:29:11,878 - I'm getting on In years. - You are not exactly ancient. 1002 01:29:12,086 --> 01:29:15,089 When a guy gets as old as I am, you'd think he'd be smart enough 1003 01:29:15,298 --> 01:29:19,093 to stop fooling around and look for lasting relationship. 1004 01:29:19,302 --> 01:29:23,347 Once In a while, if you're lucky, you come across something of real value. 1005 01:29:23,556 --> 01:29:25,266 And what do you do? 1006 01:29:25,474 --> 01:29:29,145 Treat it like a bargain basement speola. You start grabbing it 1007 01:29:29,353 --> 01:29:32,481 And you lose it You spend your life shopping around 1008 01:29:32,690 --> 01:29:35,151 for something that's not even half as good. 1009 01:29:40,406 --> 01:29:44,410 Anyhow, I came by to say, I'm sorry. 1010 01:29:47,330 --> 01:29:49,832 So long, Mr. Talbot 1011 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,542 Tony. 1012 01:29:56,714 --> 01:29:58,049 Yes, sir? 1013 01:29:58,257 --> 01:29:59,675 Err... 1014 01:30:02,303 --> 01:30:04,222 Have a nice trip. 1015 01:30:06,891 --> 01:30:08,601 Thank you, sir. 1016 01:30:08,809 --> 01:30:10,436 Thank you. 1017 01:30:19,612 --> 01:30:22,532 - Here you are, sir. - Mr. Clavell. 1018 01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:27,537 just learned something. I'm a lemming. 1019 01:30:29,163 --> 01:30:32,625 You really should have something more substantial for breakfast. 1020 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:36,712 You know man Is the only animal clever enough to build the Empire State Building 1021 01:30:36,921 --> 01:30:39,215 and stupid enough to jump off it 1022 01:30:39,423 --> 01:30:43,803 - Get the car, Maurice. - Yes, sir 1023 01:30:50,601 --> 01:30:54,772 - I don�t see them. - Sparrow, stop worrying 1024 01:30:54,981 --> 01:30:58,734 - He'll follow us. - Who? 1025 01:30:58,943 --> 01:31:04,156 Tony. You don't think I'd have left If I didn�t think he'd come after me? 1026 01:31:04,365 --> 01:31:09,078 And don't you worry. Mr. Talbot will come after you too. 1027 01:31:09,287 --> 01:31:12,373 Believe me, Sandy, I couldn't care less. 1028 01:31:27,805 --> 01:31:32,393 A $20,000 car Isn't supposed to get a flat 1029 01:31:32,602 --> 01:31:35,980 Evident, the manufacturers felt the same way. 1030 01:31:36,188 --> 01:31:39,567 There�s no jack to change the tyre. 1031 01:31:39,775 --> 01:31:42,403 There must be a garage around here someplace. 1032 01:31:42,612 --> 01:31:47,408 Va; vial Dov'� il garage pl� vicino? 1033 01:31:47,617 --> 01:31:50,620 They don't know. I'll ask Inside. 1034 01:32:06,469 --> 01:32:08,971 You there, I want to borrow your truck. 1035 01:32:09,180 --> 01:32:11,140 MI spiace, ma non capisco. 1036 01:32:11,349 --> 01:32:14,936 I want to borrow your truck. I'll pay you for it 1037 01:32:15,144 --> 01:32:17,230 Non posso. 1038 01:32:17,438 --> 01:32:20,650 It's an emergenoy. I'll buy it, here. 1039 01:32:20,858 --> 01:32:24,654 But this truck isn't mine. 1040 01:32:24,862 --> 01:32:27,323 Why did he give me this money? It's not mine. 1041 01:32:33,454 --> 01:32:35,081 - Get In. - There�s a garage. 1042 01:32:35,289 --> 01:32:37,625 - Never mind, get in. - In this? 1043 01:32:58,396 --> 01:33:00,439 All right. All right. 1044 01:33:01,482 --> 01:33:03,943 Eh, my truck 1045 01:33:04,151 --> 01:33:08,281 There he is. Stop 1046 01:33:08,489 --> 01:33:15,037 Calm down, my son. Let's call the police now. 1047 01:33:21,252 --> 01:33:23,254 There they are, sir. 1048 01:33:33,306 --> 01:33:37,268 - Here, take this bird. -Take the wheel. 1049 01:33:41,230 --> 01:33:42,481 Lisa 1050 01:33:42,690 --> 01:33:44,734 - What? - Stop the bus 1051 01:33:45,818 --> 01:33:48,654 - I want to talk to you. - Go away. 1052 01:33:49,739 --> 01:33:51,782 I've been thinking. 1053 01:33:51,991 --> 01:33:56,037 Do you want me to take you seriously? OK. I take you seriously. 1054 01:33:56,245 --> 01:33:58,456 It's too late. 1055 01:33:58,664 --> 01:34:01,584 What do you want me to do, marry you? 1056 01:34:01,792 --> 01:34:06,380 - OK, I'll marry you. - You sound like you do me a favor. 1057 01:34:06,589 --> 01:34:09,508 I'm not doing you any favor by marrying you. 1058 01:34:09,717 --> 01:34:14,513 if you'd asked me when we first met, or last year, or even yesterday. 1059 01:34:14,722 --> 01:34:18,059 We never spoke of marriage. We were happy. 1060 01:34:18,267 --> 01:34:23,481 I always feel I forced you Into it 1061 01:34:23,689 --> 01:34:28,903 - Do I sound like I'm being forced? - You don�t seem happy about it 1062 01:34:29,111 --> 01:34:31,072 I've never been happier. 1063 01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:33,407 Look damn it, I'm smiling. 1064 01:34:35,493 --> 01:34:37,328 it would never work 1065 01:34:38,371 --> 01:34:42,708 Lisa, I'm asking you In a nice way. 1066 01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:45,461 Now stop being an Idiot 1067 01:34:45,670 --> 01:34:50,174 Get off that blasted bus and marry me 1068 01:34:50,383 --> 01:34:52,009 No 1069 01:34:53,094 --> 01:34:57,723 OK, don't ever say I never asked you. 1070 01:35:00,351 --> 01:35:03,145 You're a witness. You heard me ask her. 1071 01:35:07,066 --> 01:35:11,112 - Don�t stop now, sir. Follow them. - No, Maurice. 1072 01:35:18,411 --> 01:35:22,582 I'm like this goose. I know when I've laid an egg. 1073 01:35:24,917 --> 01:35:27,920 I want that villa put up forsale. 1074 01:35:28,129 --> 01:35:31,841 And if you can't sell it, burn it I've had it with this country. 1075 01:35:32,049 --> 01:35:34,594 Thais Is no time to burn your villas behind you. 1076 01:35:34,802 --> 01:35:38,472 - She loves you. She wants to marry you. - She has a funny way of showing it 1077 01:35:38,681 --> 01:35:40,975 Italian women are emotional. 1078 01:35:41,183 --> 01:35:44,228 She's been hurt She wants time to think. 1079 01:35:44,437 --> 01:35:49,483 I want to go back to America, where people get married without thinking. 1080 01:35:50,276 --> 01:35:51,861 Eccolo �l camion 1081 01:35:52,069 --> 01:35:54,155 Arresta 1082 01:36:11,797 --> 01:36:13,216 ue? 1083 01:36:13,424 --> 01:36:16,719 - What are they saying? - They say we stole his truck. 1084 01:36:16,928 --> 01:36:22,516 His truck? That's ridiculous. Tell them I bought it, paid $600 for it 1085 01:36:23,935 --> 01:36:28,231 Yes, we admit it We stole this truck. It was his Idea. 1086 01:36:28,439 --> 01:36:31,150 I never stole any thing In my life. 1087 01:36:31,317 --> 01:36:34,070 Thais Isn�t the first car he's stolen. 1088 01:36:34,820 --> 01:36:36,489 Tell them that's my car over there. 1089 01:36:36,697 --> 01:36:38,366 He stole that one, too. 1090 01:36:44,038 --> 01:36:47,375 I resent being treated like a memberof the Mafia. 1091 01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:49,293 He's a member of the Mafia. 1092 01:36:54,131 --> 01:36:56,759 What are they doing? 1093 01:36:56,968 --> 01:36:58,970 Maurice, tell them who I am. 1094 01:36:59,262 --> 01:37:03,307 This Is Robert Talbot The most wanted criminal In Europe. 1095 01:37:04,308 --> 01:37:05,768 That's right. 1096 01:37:13,651 --> 01:37:16,612 They probably want some money. Offer them a bribe. 1097 01:37:17,864 --> 01:37:20,825 He says you'll never collect the big reward. 1098 01:37:22,618 --> 01:37:25,955 He's wanted In Rome... five million lire. 1099 01:37:31,043 --> 01:37:33,087 You know the police In the big cities. 1100 01:37:33,296 --> 01:37:37,425 if they come after him, they end up with the reward. 1101 01:37:37,633 --> 01:37:40,177 The way to make sure you get it, 1102 01:37:40,386 --> 01:37:42,054 Is to take him to Rome personal. 1103 01:37:56,027 --> 01:37:59,906 - Did you tell them about the money? - They�re definitely Interested. 1104 01:38:00,114 --> 01:38:04,952 The time I wasted on him. For the hypocrite, a liar, a fraud. 1105 01:38:05,161 --> 01:38:09,123 You are fortunate. Most women find it out after they are married. 1106 01:38:09,332 --> 01:38:16,464 I'm lucky to get man like Spencer. He's honest, sincere, sympathetic... 1107 01:38:16,672 --> 01:38:19,008 ...err... reliable 1108 01:38:19,217 --> 01:38:24,430 Everything Robert Isn't. But at least Robert did me one favor. 1109 01:38:24,639 --> 01:38:27,516 - He did? - He asked me to marry him. 1110 01:38:27,725 --> 01:38:33,064 He begged me. And that freed me of him forever. 1111 01:38:33,272 --> 01:38:35,775 Now I know I can be happy with Spencer. 1112 01:38:42,281 --> 01:38:45,493 Where are they taking us? We've been riding for hours. 1113 01:38:45,701 --> 01:38:47,119 I wish I knew, sir. 1114 01:38:47,328 --> 01:38:50,373 I don't understand it They act like I'm a criminal. 1115 01:38:50,581 --> 01:38:52,250 I've noticed that, sir. 1116 01:38:52,458 --> 01:38:53,793 Hey 1117 01:38:54,544 --> 01:38:56,337 Metti gi� le mani 1118 01:38:57,171 --> 01:39:01,342 Tell him I'd like to explain everything very carefully. 1119 01:39:01,551 --> 01:39:03,302 Yes, sir. 1120 01:39:04,011 --> 01:39:07,098 He says he Is ready to make a full confession. 1121 01:39:09,475 --> 01:39:11,936 Now, there's this girl, Lisa Fellini. 1122 01:39:12,812 --> 01:39:15,064 There Is this girl, Lisa Fellini. 1123 01:39:15,273 --> 01:39:18,025 Tell them she was my house guest. 1124 01:39:18,234 --> 01:39:20,278 She Is his chief accomplice. 1125 01:39:22,196 --> 01:39:25,950 She lives here In Rome, via Bellaglo, 46. 1126 01:39:26,534 --> 01:39:29,662 She Is hiding out In Rome... at via Bellaglo, 46. 1127 01:39:32,707 --> 01:39:37,795 We had an argument, a lover's quarrel. I was trying to keep her from leaving. 1128 01:39:38,004 --> 01:39:40,298 There�s a big reward for her. 1129 01:39:44,677 --> 01:39:46,470 Hey 1130 01:39:51,267 --> 01:39:53,519 If I only had my lawyer here. 1131 01:39:53,728 --> 01:39:57,231 Believe me, what I'm doing for you, no lawyer could ever do. 1132 01:40:08,993 --> 01:40:12,580 You didn�t see Lisa at her best the other day. Once you get to know her, you'll love her. 1133 01:40:12,788 --> 01:40:17,084 She's a shy, gentle girl. Very quiet, well-bred and home-loving. 1134 01:40:17,293 --> 01:40:19,295 Lasciatem andare! 1135 01:40:19,503 --> 01:40:24,258 Lasciatem andare! Sono Innocente! Mascalzoni 1136 01:40:45,613 --> 01:40:48,533 I don't like making snap decisions, Spencer, 1137 01:40:48,741 --> 01:40:51,494 but do you think this Is the right girl for you? 1138 01:40:57,124 --> 01:40:58,584 Robert 1139 01:41:03,297 --> 01:41:04,966 Signorina 1140 01:41:10,846 --> 01:41:14,934 There�s this man I met about eight months ago. Spencer. 1141 01:41:15,142 --> 01:41:17,895 He's been very nice to me and... 1142 01:41:21,232 --> 01:41:23,067 Non lo so. 1143 01:41:23,276 --> 01:41:25,695 I don't want to sue anybody for false arrest. 1144 01:41:25,903 --> 01:41:27,738 just want to get out of here. 1145 01:41:27,947 --> 01:41:32,869 if there's a plane, a train, a bus, or jackass leaving this city, get me on it 1146 01:41:33,077 --> 01:41:37,248 - There�s a train leaving for Milan in just about an hour. - Fine. Get me a taxi. 1147 01:41:37,456 --> 01:41:41,168 Let me tell you about Italian women. They�re not to be trusted. 1148 01:41:41,377 --> 01:41:44,839 - Deceitful, emotionally unstable. - Doesn't that apply to all the women? 1149 01:41:45,047 --> 01:41:48,175 Of course, it does. That's where they've got us. 1150 01:41:48,384 --> 01:41:50,970 Nothing else to replace them with. 1151 01:41:54,015 --> 01:41:58,102 - At least you go down to the station and apologise. - I'll write to them. 1152 01:41:58,311 --> 01:41:59,520 Cafoni 1153 01:41:59,729 --> 01:42:02,940 First, You say you don't love me, spend two nights at a man's villa, 1154 01:42:03,149 --> 01:42:05,193 finally, when you return you're arrested. 1155 01:42:05,401 --> 01:42:08,029 I can't allow this to go on after we�re married. 1156 01:42:08,237 --> 01:42:09,906 Come along. 1157 01:42:18,789 --> 01:42:20,124 Hello? 1158 01:42:23,002 --> 01:42:25,087 Yes, Maurice. 1159 01:42:27,048 --> 01:42:31,260 I don�t care what train Mr. Talbot Is taking. 1160 01:42:31,469 --> 01:42:34,013 As long as he takes it 1161 01:42:34,222 --> 01:42:36,641 We don�t want him here In Italy. 1162 01:42:36,849 --> 01:42:39,310 I speak for the government Goodbye. 1163 01:42:39,518 --> 01:42:41,479 Hello? 1164 01:42:41,687 --> 01:42:44,982 Take care of yourself, Maurice. Ciao. 1165 01:42:49,779 --> 01:42:52,448 What are you so happy about? 1166 01:42:53,616 --> 01:42:57,662 - Lisa, I have to talk to you. - Come In. 1167 01:42:59,622 --> 01:43:01,165 What's wrong? 1168 01:43:01,374 --> 01:43:03,834 He didn't follow me 1169 01:43:04,043 --> 01:43:08,464 I'm going home tomorrow and he doesn�t even have my phone number. 1170 01:43:08,673 --> 01:43:11,217 - I know I'll never see him again. - Don�t worry. 1171 01:43:11,425 --> 01:43:16,305 Lisa, I don't want to lose him. I'm 18, I may never have another chance. 1172 01:43:16,514 --> 01:43:19,892 - Of course you will. - No, I'm going to end up like you. 1173 01:43:20,101 --> 01:43:23,938 Marrying the wrong man and miserable with someone I don't love. 1174 01:43:24,146 --> 01:43:28,401 Non sense, I'm very happy with Spencer. 1175 01:43:29,235 --> 01:43:32,655 Now, listen. Do you know where the boys were going? 1176 01:43:32,864 --> 01:43:36,242 Yes, but what good Is it? It's like Mr. Talbot said. 1177 01:43:36,450 --> 01:43:39,871 It's wrong for woman to chase a man. He won't respect her. 1178 01:43:40,079 --> 01:43:44,375 Forget Mr. Talbot Listen to him and you'll ruin your life. 1179 01:43:44,584 --> 01:43:49,422 But you told me he was right. You said you were taking his advice. 1180 01:43:49,630 --> 01:43:52,842 Did I? I don't remember. 1181 01:43:53,050 --> 01:43:55,303 Now, where were the boys going? 1182 01:43:56,888 --> 01:43:59,223 Paris. The Deauville Hotel. 1183 01:44:00,725 --> 01:44:03,185 Hotel Deauville In Paris. 1184 01:44:04,562 --> 01:44:06,314 Internazionale prego. 1185 01:44:06,522 --> 01:44:08,733 - You're calling Tony. - Lisa... 1186 01:44:08,941 --> 01:44:13,779 I want the Hotel Deauville In Paris. 1187 01:44:13,988 --> 01:44:17,283 - When they answer, ask for him. - Do you think I should? 1188 01:44:17,491 --> 01:44:19,202 Of course 1189 01:44:19,410 --> 01:44:24,165 It's like fighting a war. If you retreat and the enemy doesn't follow you, 1190 01:44:24,373 --> 01:44:26,876 you've got to turn around and attack. 1191 01:44:27,084 --> 01:44:29,921 What good Is winning the battle if you lose the war? 1192 01:44:30,129 --> 01:44:32,298 Aspetta un momen to. 1193 01:44:32,506 --> 01:44:35,801 Why be miserable with someone you don't love? 1194 01:44:36,010 --> 01:44:40,014 Betterto be miserable with someone you do love. 1195 01:44:43,226 --> 01:44:46,229 Hello? Hello. 1196 01:44:46,437 --> 01:44:48,231 Paris. 1197 01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:52,109 Yes, Hotel Deauville. 1198 01:44:54,403 --> 01:44:56,447 Yes, I'll hold on. 1199 01:45:10,586 --> 01:45:13,422 - Miss Fellini. Where...? - Apartment 2a... 1200 01:45:13,631 --> 01:45:16,634 - Thank you. - What's she made up for? 1201 01:45:43,744 --> 01:45:46,789 Yes, operator, I'm still holding on. 1202 01:45:46,998 --> 01:45:49,876 Hello? Hello? 1203 01:45:50,084 --> 01:45:51,586 Sandy. 1204 01:45:52,336 --> 01:45:53,671 Hi. 1205 01:45:55,131 --> 01:45:56,674 Oh, It's you. 1206 01:45:56,883 --> 01:46:00,219 Remember I told you we were going to Paris? 1207 01:46:00,428 --> 01:46:02,179 Did you? 1208 01:46:02,388 --> 01:46:05,725 Well, I couldn�t go. I didn't have your phone number. 1209 01:46:05,933 --> 01:46:07,351 Oh. 1210 01:46:09,645 --> 01:46:12,481 I suddenly realized I might never see you again. 1211 01:46:13,691 --> 01:46:15,985 You don�t care if you never see me again. 1212 01:46:16,194 --> 01:46:19,572 - I don�t want to hurt your feelings. - Don't say another word. 1213 01:46:19,780 --> 01:46:23,075 Let's have dinner tonight. The two of us will sit and talk. 1214 01:46:23,284 --> 01:46:26,162 And maybe get to know each other. 1215 01:46:26,370 --> 01:46:28,456 OK? 1216 01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:35,963 - OK? - What'll I tell Mario? 1217 01:46:37,006 --> 01:46:41,260 - Who's Mario? - My date for tonight. 1218 01:46:43,304 --> 01:46:44,931 Oh. 1219 01:46:45,139 --> 01:46:47,516 I see. 1220 01:46:47,725 --> 01:46:51,312 Oh, but I can cancel it 1221 01:46:51,520 --> 01:46:53,314 Will you? 1222 01:46:53,523 --> 01:46:56,984 - I won�t even answer the phone. - Good. 1223 01:47:02,198 --> 01:47:05,076 Promise. I won�t even touch you. 1224 01:47:48,578 --> 01:47:50,329 Robert 1225 01:47:52,874 --> 01:47:53,916 Robert 1226 01:47:54,125 --> 01:47:56,460 There she Is. I told you she'd be here. 1227 01:47:56,669 --> 01:47:58,170 Robert 1228 01:47:59,589 --> 01:48:00,631 Lisa 1229 01:48:02,133 --> 01:48:05,845 Mi lasci passare. Un momen to, e che dlavolo! 1230 01:48:06,053 --> 01:48:10,099 Devo parlare con quel signore che sta prendendo II treno. La prego! 1231 01:48:10,308 --> 01:48:12,935 - Non si pu�. - Ho capito, cafone! 1232 01:48:13,144 --> 01:48:17,190 Darling, I knew you wouldn't let me down. My sisters are over there. 1233 01:48:17,398 --> 01:48:19,150 Robert... 1234 01:48:19,358 --> 01:48:21,360 Robert 1235 01:48:23,571 --> 01:48:26,073 I'm here Robert 1236 01:48:26,282 --> 01:48:29,660 I'll send you both a wedding present 1237 01:48:29,869 --> 01:48:32,246 Andiamo! 1238 01:48:32,455 --> 01:48:33,831 There you are. 1239 01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:36,918 I'll give the fellow credit: he's a jolly good loser. 1240 01:48:37,126 --> 01:48:40,129 You stop here and don't move. I'll bring my sisters. 1241 01:48:42,882 --> 01:48:45,384 - I said you can't! - I understand! 1242 01:49:05,780 --> 01:49:09,700 - Her again - He's a family man, you can understand me. 1243 01:49:11,202 --> 01:49:15,748 Look at me, alone and abandoned with this child. The wedding day. 1244 01:49:15,957 --> 01:49:18,584 And the father of this child is leaving. 1245 01:49:18,793 --> 01:49:20,670 American scoundrel! 1246 01:49:20,878 --> 01:49:22,922 - America, right? - America, not America. 1247 01:49:23,130 --> 01:49:25,508 If she doesn't make me pass, that one is worth it 1248 01:49:28,761 --> 01:49:30,972 I can't let you leave without even talking to her. 1249 01:49:31,180 --> 01:49:33,891 She's got that little something extra. 1250 01:49:37,228 --> 01:49:41,399 That little something extra. This could never happen In England. 1251 01:49:41,607 --> 01:49:43,568 It's this beastly climate. 1252 01:49:56,956 --> 01:49:58,916 - Eccolo! - � lui? 1253 01:49:59,125 --> 01:50:02,920 - Il pap�. - L'americano? Ci penso io. 1254 01:50:06,465 --> 01:50:08,509 Guarda pap�. 1255 01:50:37,663 --> 01:50:42,043 ...nobody's gonna... That's not mine. I'm gonna leave this country. 1256 01:50:42,251 --> 01:50:45,254 I'm gonna go back to America 1257 01:50:45,463 --> 01:50:47,673 Lisa, tell him I'm not... 1258 01:51:30,049 --> 01:51:32,677 He has done it, again. 1259 01:51:48,776 --> 01:51:51,320 Sir, I thought you were both on your way to America. 1260 01:51:51,529 --> 01:51:54,156 You've two minutes to get everyone out of the house. 1261 01:51:54,365 --> 01:51:57,451 I received a letter from Margaret. She's forgiven me. 1262 01:51:57,660 --> 01:52:00,621 We might even get married. I needed the money. 1263 01:52:00,830 --> 01:52:02,748 I said Everybody out. 1264 01:52:02,957 --> 01:52:05,751 They�re different, so quiet, you won't even notice they're around. 1265 01:52:05,960 --> 01:52:09,589 All right. If you won't throw them out I will. 1266 01:52:43,164 --> 01:52:46,417 Are you sure those two people are married? 1267 01:52:51,672 --> 01:52:55,343 Sister, this time I'm sure. 1268 01:53:18,643 --> 01:54:00,643 Synced and perfected by TheMovieGuy