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Excuse me. Can I borrow your salt?

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Sure. Take your time.

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Wait for it.

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Wait for it.

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There it is, the perfume wick.

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I'm only getting bacon.

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Tilt your head 20 degrees.

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Yeah, nice.

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Hey. Is that that girl, Debbie, that
works on your floor? Oh, yeah, it is. I

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only talked to her for a few minutes
last week, but she seemed pretty cool.

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Do you mind putting in a little word for
me?

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Forget it.

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She's not your type.

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Oh, I get it.

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Squirreling that little acorn away for
yourself, huh?

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No, no, we're just friends. Besides,
she's got a boyfriend.

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Damn, the good ones are always taken.

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Big guy? Bouncer. Damn!

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No, it wasn't.

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That's all right. I understand.

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As a gastroenterologist, you were just
checking out the tables in her stomach.

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You know what? I am glad I ran into you.
Can you take the dog this weekend?

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Because Crystal's going to visit her
mother when she's away.

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I am going to paint the bedroom her
favorite color. She's going to be so

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excited. Oh, isn't that sweet?

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I'm sure it's been quite a while since
she's had a nice surprise in that

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bedroom.

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Don't forget, you're coming to me this
Saturday.

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For what?

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Do it for God's sake, for Norma?

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Your receptionist of 30 years?

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That's this Saturday?

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Yes, and don't be late.

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She has a very short layover, and she's
driving in from the airport just to see

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us. I thought we'd go someplace quiet
without a lot of traffic.

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Oh, now we're talking about your
bedroom.

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There you are.

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Oh, my dove.

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Hello, Lydia.

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Uh, dove.

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Let me get my coffee. Okay.

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I just...

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Wish you'd come with me this weekend.

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Crystal Kins, there's nothing more that
I'd like to do, but I've got a million

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things to take care of. Well, then maybe
I should postpone it so you can come

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with me.

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Oh, no, you never put off moments like
that.

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Who knows how much time you have left
with your mother?

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She's younger than you.

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Really?

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Not a fan of sunblock, is she?

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Hey, Ben.

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Oh, hi, Debbie.

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Debbie, hi. I'm Oliver. We met last
week. You probably don't remember. Of

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I remember.

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I know. That was just me faking humble.

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You're funny.

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No, not really.

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Faking humble again? Guilty.

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Nice to laugh for a change.

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Ben, that blind date I went on last
night?

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Horrible. Blind date?

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This guy was so boring, I was like...
Well,

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I better run, but it was really nice to
meet you again, Oliver.

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You too.

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Bye, Ben. See ya.

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You just told me she had a boyfriend.

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I know. She's dating? How trashy is
that?

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Okay, I was protecting her. From what?
From me? She is a sweet girl, and let's

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face it, you have a tendency to bail on
women once you get them into bed. I

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don't believe this.

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Don't play all innocent with me. You
know what a dog you are. You were just

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sniffing salt girl over there.

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Well, excuse me for trying to teach you
about perfume wakes.

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I've got to say, Ben, I'm a little hurt.

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Okay, so I haven't had a long -term
relationship in a while. It doesn't mean

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not looking for one.

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And it'd be nice if my brother supported
me instead of throwing up roadblocks.

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Okay, I'll put in a word.

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But you have to promise me you're not
going to have your fun and then dump

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I swear to you, Ben, there is no way
I'll hurt Donna.

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Actually... Debbie, I knew it as soon as
I said it.

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A doctor who can cook. Is there anything
you can't do?

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Um, cook.

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That was takeout.

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You know, this just didn't even feel
like a first date at all. Usually

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all strained and awkward.

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I know, but with you, I just feel so
comfortable. Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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well, it's getting late, and I have to
work in the morning.

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Maybe just one more glass of wine?

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But just one.

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That was nice.

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Very nice.

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So fuzzy.

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Like my own little Chewbacca.

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Star Wars. Yeah,

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I think I'm kind of fading here.

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Oh, me too.

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Especially after that big dinner.

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I ate everything.

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It was like Ms. Pac -Man.

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Oh, well, good night.

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Good night.

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The flight is in two hours. Did we
really have to stop at that tobacco

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shop? Mama lives in a small town. It's
hard for her to find the Turkish

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cigarettes she likes.

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Ah, we might have just uncovered the
secret of her premature aging.

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Let me just grab some sugar. Sure.

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Hello.

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Yes, Lydia, I will be there.

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No, first I have to get Crystal into a
cab. Then I have to go to the paint

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to get my supplies.

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No, I couldn't do it this morning.

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You know I don't want Crystal to know
anything about this.

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Yes, I'll see you this afternoon.

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Who is that?

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Oh, nothing. Nothing important. Come on,
let's get a cab.

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Hey, Dad. Can't talk now. Got a lady
leaving town.

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Gina.

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Hey, I'd like you to meet Debbie. Hi,
nice to meet you. You too.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I should get that. Will
you order me a coffee?

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She seems cute.

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Yeah, and smart and funny and sweet. And
if I don't break up with her soon, I'm

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going to toss myself off a roof.

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Why?

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I don't know. She has this kind of habit
of... Actually, you know what? See if

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you can pick it out.

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Oliver, I'm so sorry. I have to get back
to work.

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Hope you ordered me a decaf. I'm already
bouncing off the walls.

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I'm like...

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Get that to go for you.

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Oh, I have to go meet with this annoying
client.

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He thinks he's so funny. Every time he
finishes some dumb joke, I'm just

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thinking... Wow,

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I bet that gets old really fast.

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Thank you, honey.

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I'll call you later. Okay. Nice to meet
you, Regina.

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Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, too. Oh, my
God.

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Remember that roof you were going to
toss yourself off? Do me a favor. Aim

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me.

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Why just break up with her? I can't.
She's Ben's friend. He just gave me this

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whole speech about how I go through
women.

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If I break up with this girl over one
bad habit, I'll never hear the end of

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It's not like she does it in bed or
anything, right?

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, buddy. Hey, I just saw Debbie.
She said things are pretty good. I have

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to say, this is one time I am happy I
was wrong.

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Proud of you.

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You know her?

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No, I do not.

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In fact, that's the second time that
chick has come on to me.

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But I don't even care.

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Because I've got my own incredible lady.

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Well, well.

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Could we be hearing wedding bells?

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Give her time.

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Anyway, back to work.

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Later. Congrats, buddy.

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Okay.

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I have a problem.

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Really? What is it?

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What? Oh.

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Wow. Did not see that coming.

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Sorry I ran right by you. I just had to
use the little girl's room.

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Regina, this is Alana. Hi. Hi, nice to
meet you. Well, I'm starved. I'm going

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go grab a menu.

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Okay.

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Okay, please don't tell me that
spankable little sex kitten is your

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It's just I've been giving Oliver a hard
time about his shallow relationships.

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And with me and this girl, it's just...
Sex, sex, sex. We barely even talk.

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Well, that is a problem.

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You better break it off before she shows
up with her twin sister in a pizza.

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I'm serious. Okay, okay, I get it. Sex
is incredible, and yet you're

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unsatisfied. Exactly. Okay, well, if I
were you, I'd give it eight more dates.

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Eight? Simple math. You divide how
boring she is by how hot she is, and

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you... Whoa, my mistake, 12.

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Just don't tell Oliver about any of
this.

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Hey, Ben, I ordered the Belgian waffles
with whipped cream. You'd think I'd be a

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little sick of whipped cream by now,
huh?

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Twenty -eight.

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Stuart, for God's sake, put down that
banana. We're about to have lunch.

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me, I'm hungry. I've been painting my
bedroom all morning.

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You know, I have to say, it really is
nice you're doing this for Crystal.

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I mean, when we were married, your idea
of a romantic surprise was muting the

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TV.

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It must be Norma. I'll get that.

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Norma! Oh,

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Lydia! Norma!

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You know, it has been way too long.

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You look great. You really do. What's
your secret?

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Not working and pickling myself in gin.

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the kiss.

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Oh, they're just great, thanks.

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Do you know that I still carry a picture
of them in my wallet? I brag about them

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as if they were my own.

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Well, you were the best babysitter they
ever had. I still remember Regina and

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her Barbies. She always had them in the
oddest poses.

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Well, we have a little more information
about that now.

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Well, before I forget, I have a little
gift for my favorite couple.

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Oh, framed picture.

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Of Stuart and me.

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For your 35th anniversary. I know I'm a
little late.

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Just a little.

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Well, now I have to run to the powder
room. The one in the airplane was

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the whole time by a young couple.

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I'm all for that mile -high club, but
I've had my legs crossed since the

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Rockies.

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Do you know where it is?

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She thinks we're...

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I thought you did. Oh, why would I tell
her? She's your receptionist. Well, she

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must have been out of earshot when I
sang it from the rooftop.

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God, what does this mean that I have to
sit here all through lunch and pretend

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I'm your little wifey? Well, either that
or tell her the truth and break her

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heart. Did you hear what she said? She
has our children's pictures in her

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wallet. I don't even have that.

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I cannot believe that you were asked to
meet me for this ridiculous charade. Oh,

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you owe me, Stuart.

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Oh, look at you two.

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Still so happy together.

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Did I give you something special for
your anniversary?

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Not yet.

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But I feel a pair of pearl earrings
coming my way.

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I think you're digging your nails into
my arm, oh, sweet wife of mine.

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Oh, I just can't let go of you, my
little love bunny.

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Oh, is that a picture of the kids? Yes,
it is.

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Would you please relax? We can work
through this, all right? She's going to

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gone in an hour.

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Where'd she go?

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Norma? Norma?

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Norma? Oh, Norma. Oh, my God. Are you
all right?

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Oh, I think I must have slipped on
something.

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Perhaps this banana peel?

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You know, you often hear about people
slipping on those. You just never see it

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happen.

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Hello.

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Hello, Huggy Bear.

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It's bedtime now, Crystal.

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I'm going to call you back. Oh, this is
my bad knee. I think I'm going to have

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to raise it up for a while. You do
anything you want. We just want you

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You know, I don't think I'm going to be
able to get on that plane. And that is

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the last flight out today.

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Maybe we can walk it off. Stuart!

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I'm afraid that I might have to spend
the night here. I am so sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't be sorry.
Please, you must stay here with me.

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Us? Us.

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Us. Us. Me and, me, me and Stewie Bear.

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Coming back to bed?

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Oh, in a minute.

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I just thought maybe we could talk a
little, you know, get to know each

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Do you mind if I grab a water? No, go
ahead. I've got one. See? Look at that.

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Both in the water.

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Ollie! Hey! I, I, I thought you and...
Debbie, we're going out. Oh, no. We just

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decided to stay in.

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She's grabbing some Chinese food. But
you're welcome to join us.

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Oh, nah.

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There is a crowd.

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Look forward to the party.

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So, Oliver Barnes, this is Alana from
the diner.

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Hi. You know, I should go get dressed.

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Oliver Barnes.

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I feel like I just met somebody else
named Barnes.

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Well, well.

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Look who's taking a dip in the shallow
end of the pool.

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Excuse me.

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What we have is not shallow. We share a
lot of interests.

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Like what?

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Well, like the environment.

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And Metallica... You're reading the
decals off her knapsack. So?

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Suddenly you're an expert on successful
relationships?

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At least Debbie and I actually connect.

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Oh, hey, Ben. You want to join us? I've
got a ton of food here.

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Oh, that sounds great. I'm starving.

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Oh, well, then all I have to say is
soup's on to it!

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And she's all mine.

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Okay, thank you very much.

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Okay, all done. You're on the noon plane
tomorrow.

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You sure I'm not putting you two out?

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Oh, no, it's just a typical night at the
Barnes household.

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Oh, Stuart, you didn't have to go out
and buy new pajamas.

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Oh, yes, I did, because I usually sleep
in the nude.

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Yes, yes, he does. He just lopes around
this place like an African villager.

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I'm sorry to bother you, I left.

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Whoa, am I in the right year?

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Hi, sweetheart.

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Look who came to visit. It's Norma. Hi,
darling.

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What are you doing here?

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Norma came to visit her favorite married
couple, and then she hurt her knee and

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now is spending the night.

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Oh, how fun.

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Yeah.

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A sleepover, huh?

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Can you believe these two? Aren't they
darling together?

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I was just saying, they're just like
newlyweds.

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Regina, what brought you over here? Not
important.

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I would like to have one like that.

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Wait a minute. I just got this new
camera phone. Not now, darling. Not now.

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He looks all cute in his pajamas.

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Yeah, doesn't he, though? All right.

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Swish together, guys.

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Here you go. Hug him.

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Dad, give Mom a kiss.

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Wow, that was good. Bye -bye.

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Show me some passion, huh? Whatever you
came for, just take it.

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All right, puck her up. Oh, for God's
sake.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Hey, there's my umbrella.

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I'll be on my way. Bye, Norma. Now
promise me you'll send me a copy of that

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Oh, don't worry. It'll be my Christmas
card.

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So, Debbie, how do you know Ben?

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Oh, we work on the same floor. We're
both therapists.

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I tried that once, but my hands got so
tired rubbing people all day.

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Not that kind of therapist.

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Oh, it's great that you're such
soulmates, but you still keep learning

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about each other.

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I know I shouldn't be saying this, but
we do get some real psychos in there.

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Oh, you know, like the movie.

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Eat up.

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I'm going to clear the table. Yeah, I'll
help.

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All right.

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Just say it.

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We have nothing in common. It's just
sex. I'm a total hypocrite. Oh, thank

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so much.

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What? You just let me off the hook.

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Now I don't have to worry about what
you'll say when I take Debbie and shoot

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out of the nearest cannon.

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liked her. Did you not hear those sound
effects? It's never ending.

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If it's not ding ding ding or boing
boing boing, it's waka waka waka waka.

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It's like dating a car alarm.

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So you stayed together just because of
what I said?

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Well, you're my little brother. I want
you to respect me.

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Ollie, look, if it's not right with
Debbie, it's not right.

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Thanks. And you know, I will always
respect you.

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Just like I'm sure you'd respect me, no
matter what decision I made. You want to

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keep dating Alana, don't you?

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Can I?

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Of course. I mean, you've still got, um,
what is it, 12 dates left with her.

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Does everyone know this formula but me?

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Damn it, I just spilled water all over
my shirt.

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28.

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I'll meet you in a minute.

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Hey, Lydia, is Norm out there? Her bed's
already made.

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No, she must be feeling better.

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She left us a note. She's gone for a
walk.

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It's probably her now.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't know who else to turn to.

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Is this a money thing? Because I have
absolutely no cash in the house.

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Lydia, I think Stuart is cheating on me.

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First, he rushed me out of town, and
then I caught him whispering on his

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And then when I called him last night, I
heard a woman making love noises.

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Oh, no, no. Crystal, Crystal, please.

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There is an explanation for this. Oh, my
back. It's been a while since I wound

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up on the floor.

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00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,340
Stuart! Crystal. You are cheating on me.

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And with you.

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No, no, Crystal, please. I can explain.

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Stuart!

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This looks weird, but I can explain
everything. You see, my receptionist was

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here in town. I'm your receptionist. My
old receptionist, Norma. Now, she came

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to visit, but she thought that Lydia and
I were still married, so we pretended

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to be. And then she slipped on a banana
peel and hurt her knee, and so I was

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forced to spend the night with Lydia.
Oh, I'm so sorry that Norma isn't here

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explain all of this, because she did
leave a note, but apparently...

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The dog ate it. So, Lydia, any time you
want to jump in, feel free.

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I'm not sure I believe it, and I was
here.

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Goodbye, Stuart. Oh, come on, Crystal,
please.

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Oh, Norma, thank God.

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00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:55,880
Hello. Norma, Norma, this is Crystal,
Stuart's new receptionist.

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Hello.

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Oh, Stuart.

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He just gave her a big bonus.

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00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:09,630
Well, I must say, that is not the way I
pictured my replacement.

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I know exactly how you feel.

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00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:18,350
Well, my cab is downstairs and I can't
stay for breakfast, but it has been so

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00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:20,130
great to see you one more time.

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00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:24,090
Oh, wasn't it, though? We wish we could
spend more time with you. Well, you

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00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:28,970
know, when I fly back from Europe,
there's no rush to get home. I can stay

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00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:29,970
week. What do you say?

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00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,880
Uh, well, I, uh... We're divorced.