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I'm so glad we're having lunch. Seems
like we never really have a chance to

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like this.

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Oh, look,

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it's going up.

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That's right. We can ride it up and then
take it back down.

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We could just walk one through.

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Oh, yeah.

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Barb, you remember my son, Ben.

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How are you holding up, dear?

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Fine. Listen, when you just want to
talk, you know, just between us girls,

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give me a buzz.

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Extension 113.

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Barb McGee, 113.

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Nicely.

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It's out.

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What's that? Your father's little
romance with Crystal. You heard the

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tone in that woman's voice. She's the
biggest gossip in the hospital. She's

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going to tell everyone.

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I'm sure it's nothing bad.

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Oh, hi, Lydia. How are you?

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Great. Nice.

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See? Up the elevator.

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Dr. Byrne.

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Crystal.

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Hello. Crystal.

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Awkward.

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Oh, this one's going up. I want it to go
down.

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Such a waste.

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Looks like we both made the same
mistake.

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And here he is.

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Oh, this one looks full. I think I'll
take the next one. Or this one.

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Penny then.

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Boy, am I lucky, huh?

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I'm in the elevator with two gorgeous,
vivacious... Just watch the numbers,

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I will.

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At least we're going down now.

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Of course you put on a brave face, but
you could see. Tell you that.

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Hello again.

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There you are.

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Stuart.

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Hi. Oh, Christa.

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Trust me, she knows.

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Come on, scoot back a bit. Oh,
actually... Dr. Barnes?

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Oh, isn't she the one whose husband
was...

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Dr. Barnes, I got your menu for my
party, and frankly, Enrique, I am not

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thrilled. You may call it pollo frito,
but I know a chicken finger when I see

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one.

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Call me. Bye. You having a party, Mona?
Yes.

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Friday night, to some of the people from
the hospital.

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What's the occasion?

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Well, you're in that nightmarish
elevator ride.

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I'm just going to show people that I'm
fine with Stuart and his little toy, and

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they can just stop pitying me.

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You ever think they're just trying to be
nice?

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Usually, Benji, I appreciate your
naivete.

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But for today, can we just zip that
right up?

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So, Mom, do you want us to come to the
party? You know, be there for you? Oh,

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yes, absolutely, Ollie. You too, Ben.

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Hello.

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Regina, you know, yes, but you do have a
history at my parties. The time she got

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in that huge fight with Maxine? It was
the diff we made up. Yes, on top of the

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coat.

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What about the time when she dressed up
as a dominatrix? Uh, it was a costume

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party. With a Christmas theme, angels
and elves.

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I was going for naughty.

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Yes.

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And we got a rental Santa with a lap no
one could sit on.

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Anyway, I, uh, I gotta go.

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Um, look, Mom, if you don't want me to
come... Oh, of course I want you to

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Regina. Please, don't be ridiculous.

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Okay. No, I mean at the party. Try not
to be ridiculous.

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Hello, Lydia.

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Oh, hi, Ron.

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I think you know Oliver, but you haven't
met my younger son, Ben.

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This is Dr. Barth. He's new at the
hospital.

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Do you mind if I steal your hot sauce?

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Well, if you ask, it's not stealing.

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Well,

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nice scene.

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You see that?

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More pity. That wasn't pity. He was
flirting.

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Definitely. Oh, no, he wasn't. Mom, look
who you're talking to.

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That was flirting.

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That guy is into you. First, he invents
a reason to come by the table.

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It's a classic psychological ploy. He's
protecting his... Please, Ben, your

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brother's talking.

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Okay, he laughed at what you said. Why?
Because it was funny?

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No.

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Because I gave him an excuse to touch
you. Do you know how many times I've

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that? I once laughed at a woman who
said, Hey,

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you should ask him to be your date to
your party. That would really show

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everyone that you're doing all right.
That is a great idea.

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Mom,

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you can do this.

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Don't allow your insecurities to become
a moat around your emotional castle.

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You have to be vulnerable.

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Please,

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I will. Anything but listen to that.

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Oh, or do you want your hot sauce back?

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Oh, thank you.

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Actually, no.

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Now that I'm here, I'm having a party
Friday night for some people from the

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hospital, and it's something that I do
from time to time, and I'm told with

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great success.

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And I would just love it if you would
come as my special guest.

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I'd like that.

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Oh, fine. Good.

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They grow up so fast.

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He said yes.

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He said yes.

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I told you, Mom. This is awesome.

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Hi, guys.

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Oh, hey, Dad. Hey, Mom.

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You know what? If you really want to
show people you're okay with Dad and

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Crystal, why not invite them to your
party, too? That's great.

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No, I couldn't do that. It might put
your father in an awkward position.

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Stuart?

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Stuart, I'm having a party Friday night,
and I would love for you and Crystal to

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come. Well, that sounds very festive.
Just tell me what deserted wharf you

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us at and we'll be there midnight sharp.

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Stuart, I'm serious. I'm bringing a
date. Why shouldn't you?

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You have a date?

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Yes. Nothing serious yet.

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Oh.

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Well, then fine. Sure, we'll be there.

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But boy, you know, I always figured that
the first time you and Krista were at a

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social function together, I'd be there
in a box.

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Friday, then. I'll be there.

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You good? You good? Great. Very nice.

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Oh, I just need to have a nap today. Not
you, Mom.

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Tina? Oliver. I haven't seen you in
ages.

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Yeah, so hard at work or hardly working?

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That is so funny.

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I haven't ever heard that one before.

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You ever notice for every picture of me,
there's like five of Oliver?

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My God, I was cute.

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Hey, here's one of you with Mom playing
princess.

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No, that was me.

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She told me I was a wizard. A pink
wizard?

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Forgive me for being the daughter she
never had.

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Dress or no dress, I can still kick your
ass. Oh, yeah, tough talk from Harriet

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Potter.

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You like that? Yeah, I like it. Oh, hey.

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Regina started it. I know that.

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Regina, now, what did I say about
behaving yourself at my party? Please,

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no time to beat up your brother.

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Oh, okay. Hey, get those nuts off the
floor.

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Hi, Barb. Hi, Ed.

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Oh, good.

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I hate a crowded party.

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Regina, please, offer Barb some nuts.

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I remember you.

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Yeah, yeah. I was the attending the
night you came in the ER with that

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ankle. No, I meant Lydia's Christmas
party. You came as a sex maniac?

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The ones on the top are the best.

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So, Lydia, everyone's buzzing about this
new man of yours. Is he here yet?

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Well, no, not yet. But anyway, there's
the bar. Oh, what am I saying? You

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find it.

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Excuse me, is there a doctor in the
house?

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Oh, Ron.

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Ron, that is so funny.

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Boys, you remember Dr.

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Barker, my hot coffee?

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Lydia, this is Liz McCarthy.

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Oh, hello.

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Nice to meet you. Who are you here with?
I'm Ronald's secretary.

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And fiancé.

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Isn't that wonderful?

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Boys, you hear that?

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Would you please join me in the kitchen?

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No.

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Would you excuse us, please?

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I want to thank you both for that
wonderful advice.

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Oh, go, go talk to him, Mom.

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He's flirting, Mom. We know flirting,
Mom.

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Oh, do you realize everybody in there
thinks I have a date?

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Just tell him he couldn't make it. Oh,
yeah, right, right. This party was

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intended to restore my reputation.

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I can't go in there and announce I've
been stood up.

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Okay, look.

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Ben and I will find you somebody.

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We'll call some guys we know.

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Old guys.

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Older guys.

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Get one to come for a drink and then be
on his way. Just tell them that he's

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stuck in traffic in his sports car.

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Oh, that's insane. I think it's a
perfect stranger to be my date.

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Lydia.

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I just wanted to tell you how great the
apartment looks.

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There's something to be said for not
having a man around to clutter things

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Don't just stand there. Go get me a
body.

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I can't just hide in here, Mom.

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I'm so tired of people telling me
they're dying to meet my date. Hell, I'm

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to meet my date.

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It's funny being at one of your parties
and not being the one you're mad at.

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It feels kind of weird. It's going to
feel even weirder in ten minutes when I

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dress you up like a guy and tell
everyone you're my boyfriend.

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Oh, please, God, let this be the boys.

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Lydia, these oysters are wonderful.

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Do you have any hot sauce?

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What are you, an addict?

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Oh, hi.

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Crystal and Stuart.

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Oh, I am so sorry we're late. Oh, no,
no, no. Dr. Barnes, I brought you some

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scented bath.

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So, Stuart really likes the way they
smell.

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In the store.

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Why, sure.

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Well, thank you very much, and please
call me Lydia. Okay.

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Lydia, you're so strange calling me that
to your face.

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Honey, can I fix you a... It's a nice
party.

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I know it couldn't have been easy for
you inviting me here.

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Well, it couldn't have been easy for you
getting into that dress.

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I'm sorry, Jack. Give me a minute.

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You couldn't find anyone?

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I called every middle -aged man I know
and asked them if they were free

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Most of them thought I was asking them
out, and some of them said yes.

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So, Lydia.

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Oh, kill me. Just kill me now.

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Come in.

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I was just saying, I wish my ex -wife
and I could remain friends the way that

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you and Stuart have. Well, you know,
it's just all give and take.

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For instance, everything you see here,
she took.

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I can't believe how much Crystal and I
have in common. Working at the same

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hospital as secretaries for our... What
did you call them?

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Our love doctors.

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Oh, this is fun. Isn't this fun?

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Oh, would you excuse me for a minute? I
just have to have a word with my

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bartender. Jen.

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Mom, are you doing all right?

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This is just absurd.

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You know, I can't continue with this
charade. I should just tell everyone

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my date couldn't make it.

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Still waiting to meet your Prince
Charming.

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Actually, Barb, it turns out that my
date just walked in the door.

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Hey, look who I rode up in the elevator
with. It's Kurt.

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Kurt. Oh.

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Oh, oh.

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Kurt was a patient of mine. Just an eye
tuck.

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The rest is real. Oh, well, I just can't
thank you enough for doing this. Oh,

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please. Now that I've met you, I think I
should be thanking Oliver.

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Oh.

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Well, shall we?

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Barb.

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Kurt.

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Unfashionably late, as always.

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How did you two meet?

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Well, you know, I... I had a coffee
shop.

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We ordered the same thing, medium soy
latte. We got to talking, and, well, we

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haven't wanted to stop.

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There was a warning on the cup that
said, extremely hot.

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But I had no idea.

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Well, looks like you two are the golden
boys again.

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Yeah, Ollie, that guy is smooth.

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He ought to be. He does it for a living.

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What is he, an actor?

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No, he's a male escort.

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What? You said he was a patient. He is.
He comes in to keep up his looks. His

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face is his calling card.

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Well, one of them.

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Oh, my God. You sent Mom up with a
prostitute.

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Escort. Hustler.

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Escort.

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Ben, look, don't worry. Kurt is very
discreet. As far as anyone knows, this

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perfectly wholesome, old -fashioned
date.

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By the way, you owe me 300 bucks.

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Wow. I remember when you could get your
mom a hooker friend or a hundred.

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I'd like you to meet Kurt. Kurt is my ex
-husband's steward and his friend,

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Crystal. How do you do?

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What a snazzy suit there, Kurt. Well,
that's Kurt, the best that money can

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Oh, gosh, Crystal, what gorgeous shoes.

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Oh, thank you.

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Hey, if you like, we can go shopping
together.

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I got these shoes at a store called
Girl.

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It's like girl, but with an O.

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I'd like to figure out where I know you
from.

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I feel like maybe you dated a friend of
mine.

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Possibly.

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I don't know.

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I'm going to figure this out.

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Was it perhaps... Hey, Barb, he says he
doesn't know, okay? Let the man enjoy

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the party.

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So, Kurt, what do you do for a living?

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Kurt is a physical therapist, is what he
is.

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He, um, he fixed my, uh, foot thing.

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I didn't know you had a foot thing.

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Yeah, no, I don't anymore.

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Because of this guy.

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I have a foot thing, too.

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I should let you do me. Of course, a big
guy like you, I'd be walking funny for

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a week.

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You know, with me, it's always the neck.
I woke up this morning, and it was just

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as painless. Allow me.

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Oh, oh, oh, thank you very much.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah.

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really know what a girl means.

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Now I remember you.

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A friend of mine, Mitzi Wells, was one
of your clients.

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She said you were very talented.

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Oh, well, Mitzi was right.

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He's the best.

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No wonder he gets top dollar.

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This is bad.

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You're right.

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Let's get the hell out of here.

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Mom, we have to tell Mom.

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Lydia, out of curiosity,

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How much does Kurt charge?

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Oh, worth every penny. Oliver swears by
him. Mom?

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Yeah. We need to talk.

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Barb knows about Kurt. Don't let her
talk to anyone.

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00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,910
So, Barb, how's Trix?

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Trix? Funny you should ask.

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Actually, I... Oh!

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Sorry. Sorry.

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00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,450
Yeah, she bumped into me. You did.

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Let's get some flip -flop on that.

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Oh, boys, Kurt is... Perfect. A couple
more of these, I might just ask my date

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for a date.

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00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:51,340
Well, actually, Mom, there is something
that you should know about

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Kurt.

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He's a, um, he is band -aid right off.
He's an escort. Sorry, so sorry.

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00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:04,440
An escort? You mean like a gentleman
chaperone?

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00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,579
Well, that's what it's going to say on
my credit card.

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Sorry.

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Okay.

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Let's review.

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I throw a party to salvage my
reputation.

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And you two convince me to invite, as my
date, a man with a fiancé.

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But not to worry, because there's always
plan B.

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So you wait until I have a room full of
friends and colleagues to introduce me

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to my new, improved date.

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We just didn't want to let you down
again.

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00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,580
Okay, let's get him out of here before
anyone else finds out.

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00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,420
What? Oh, dear God, don't tell me
someone else knows.

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00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,440
Nobody, just us and Regina and one other
person.

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00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,320
Oh, God, no, please don't tell me.

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00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:11,160
Lydia, great party. Once again, you
spared no expense.

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00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,160
Very funny, Stuart.

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00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:18,020
All right, all right, Kurt is a
prostitute.

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00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,940
And our two brilliant sons bought him
for me.

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00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,590
He is a what?

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I just shared a chicken finger with him.

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00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:35,750
You mean your father isn't the one?

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00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:40,710
Well, people are going to be talking
about this party for weeks. Oh, dear

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00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:44,870
Well, just excuse me. I've got to cancel
an appointment I just scheduled with

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Kurt.

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00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:52,990
Listen, Barb, our mom had no idea what
Kurt does for a living. Yeah, I'm the

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who hired him.

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The story just gets better and better.

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Go on, Barb.

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Get back out there while you still got a
nice big audience.

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Oh, Lydia.

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00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,380
You know I would never breathe a word
about this.

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00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,800
Of course she won't.

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00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,520
Then I'd have to tell my story about
her.

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00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:12,880
Yeah. Remember that night you came in
the ER with that broken ankle after you

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fell off the bed in that motel room with
the tennis pro? I was walking the dog.

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00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,760
Hey, lady, I don't know the street
terms.

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00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,840
You know that never happened.

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00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,800
And my mom didn't hire an escort.

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00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,520
But if you tell your story, I'll tell
mine.

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00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,520
Lovely party, Lydia.

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00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:31,760
I'm enjoying it.

365
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,480
Wow, that was great.

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00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:40,140
See what happens when we all pitch in
together and make this big... Thank

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you.

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00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,240
I owed you one.

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00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,080
Shall we get back to the party?

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00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,930
Yeah. After all, I got that prop to...
for the whole night in my book at my

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money's worth.

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00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,130
Well, come on.

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00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:02,070
Somebody's got to do my dishes. Again, I
don't know the street terms.

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00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,010
You ready to go?

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00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,250
Yeah, I have to go to the powder room.

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00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:12,850
Thanks for coming.

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00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,390
Oh, what a night.

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00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:20,470
Oh, do I miss this chair.

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00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,630
Well, you're not getting it, love
doctor.

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00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,420
believe that our boys bought you an
escort.

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00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,499
I know.

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00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,720
But Father's Day, they just bought me
this tie.

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00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,860
You okay?

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00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,420
Oh, yeah.

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00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,460
Yeah.

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00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:40,860
What?

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00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,560
How did you move on so quickly?

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00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,500
I think I was just lucky. I always
thought that you'd be the first one to

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somebody. Me too.

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00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,660
Then I saw you with Kurt.

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00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,340
I thought, well, that figures. You
finally found somebody tall, dark, and

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handsome.

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00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:07,440
Listen, I know that you're not mine
anymore, but I was pretty jealous.

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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,200
Then you found out he was a sex worker.

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00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,920
And that really helped.

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00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,500
I'm ready to go now, Stuart.

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00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,180
Lydia, I enjoyed this so much.

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00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,780
And you have that shopping date, right?
Right.

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00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,900
Can't wait, shopping buddy!

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00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,440
You'll fix that, right? I'll fix it.

401
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,020
You'll fix that, right?

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00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,440
Yes, I'll fix it.