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Good morning, all.

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Lydia.

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I want to thank you all for coming.

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I know it's very early.

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So early that some of us apparently got
dressed in the dark.

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I asked you all here because I am very
concerned about your brother, Ben.

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I think the first weekend after the end
of the marriage is always the hardest. I

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remember my first weekend after your
father and I divorced.

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I was very lonely.

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Relieved, liberated, disencumbered, but
very lonely.

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And I want to make sure that Ben has
company this weekend. So, for that, we

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a meeting. She wants to make a schedule.

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How do you know that?

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Trust me, I was married to the woman for
33 years.

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But I'm... I'm 35.

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Did I say 33?

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I meant 35.

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Now, we've got to make this snappy
because Ben's going to be here any

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Now, I've got him in the morning. Now,
who can cover lunch? Anyone?

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Oh, for God's sake, would you please all
referral your tongues and pay some

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attention?

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I don't believe it.

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It's Gail Henson.

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Gail Henson, the model?

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No, Gail Henson, the coal miner.

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The one you call the Holy Gail?

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The Holy Gail.

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You know her?

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No, but I'm about to.

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I cherish his moxie.

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Hi. I'm sorry to intrude. I just wanted
to say thank you. For what?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a cosmetic surgeon.

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Two years ago, I saw your cover spread
in Vogue, and since then, I've given

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staggeringly perfect nose to over three
dozen very grateful women.

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Well, I don't know whether to be
flattered or daft for a piece of the

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Oh, I think that could be arranged.

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Hey, Mom, I don't recall you rallying.
the troops like this last spring when I

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broke up with Lisa.

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Oh, I'm sorry I failed you, dear.
Perhaps I was still getting over your

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from Ruth, Chloe, Sarah, Stephanie,
Brenda Joy, Maxine, Lisa,

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number one, and Tanya.

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Wow. You remember them all. Yes. Do you?

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Okay.

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She's working all day and flying back to
L .A. tomorrow.

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Oh, don't sulk, Ollie. It's the Holy
Gale.

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She said she'd call me if she had any
time after her shoot, but it doesn't

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good. Well, it looks good from here.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, Oliver, you
take lunch. Regina, after 4 o 'clock, I

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give you dinner.

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Stuart, are you going to write this
down? You know how you always forget

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I won't forget.

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You forgot that this one was 35.

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Mom, aren't we getting a little carried
away here? Yeah, it's not like he's some

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emotional wreck who needs us to hold his
hand every minute.

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Wow, the gang's all here.

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Well, we just kind of bumped into each
other. No, no, how are you? Oh, pretty

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good. Hang in there.

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Of course he is.

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Amy, I haven't seen you in a while. Oh,
I went to Maine for a week for my

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sister's wedding.

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That's them leaving the church.

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Oh, look at that.

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Oh.

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They look so...

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I've forgotten how much I enjoy our
little mother -son shopping spree. Mom,

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really didn't need all these new
clothes, especially the silk pajamas.

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When you start sleeping alone again,
you've got to keep up your self -esteem

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wearing nice things to bed.

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When your father and I separated, I went
to Victoria's Secret and nearly cleaned

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the place out.

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Oh, my, the peignoirs, nighties,
lingerie. I know, Mom, I was there.

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Naomi, you're torturing yourself. I'm
just trying to figure out what went

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Was it my work? Was I so busy saving
other people's marriages that I

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my own?

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Benji, this week was your 30th birthday,
and where was Naomi?

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Chained to an endangered tree in Oregon.

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Your father may have an eye for the
ladies, but he never threw me over for a

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redwood.

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Hey, who's hungry?

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Oliver! Hey, Ollie, yeah, I could go for
a little lunch.

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And that is a little lunch.

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It's your favorite, Mooshu veggies. And
I got one of those black and white

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cupcakes you like so much.

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That's all?

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For both of you?

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Actually, I can't stay.

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Really?

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Benji, I think that bag is leaking. You
better take it right into the kitchen.

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What the hell do you think you're doing?
Your brother is in a very fragile state

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and you're bailing on him? I got beeped,
okay?

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A chemical peel patient has a bad
infection with possible scarring, but I

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found time to bring my brother lunch
with a cupcake.

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Will this take much longer? I have to
get back to my shoot by 2 .15.

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I think Ben's not the only one having
lunch with a cupcake.

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Hey, you must be Gail.

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I'm Oliver's mother. Now, I hope you
don't mind, but his brother's going to

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joining you for lunch today. His wife
just left him. Oh, um...

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Okay. I realize that getting dumped must
be a foreign concept to you, but trust

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me, it's a bitch.

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Uh, hi, Ben.

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This is Gail.

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Uh, Gail and I were about to have lunch,
but I'd love it if you could join me

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and Gail.

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Well, I wouldn't want to intrude. No,
it's no intrusion.

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Yeah.

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Gail and I would be wholly delighted to
have you.

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You guys must have lots to talk about. I
should just get back to my shoot. No.

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If I finish early, I'll call you. Oh,
look, if you don't mind, we could share

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cab. Oh, there was murder getting one
this time of day.

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I never have a problem.

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How lovely for you.

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Hi, Gail.

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Gail?

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Was that the Holy Gail? Now he gets it.

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Hey. Oh, thank God. He's in the men's
room. He's all yours. Enjoy.

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I can't. What?

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They need me in the ER. What? No!

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I can't do a double shift. He refuses to
be cheered up. It's just Naomi, Naomi,

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Naomi. She left him three days ago.

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Exactly. Get over it.

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I took him to shoot some hoops. He still
talked about her through the whole

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game. He made two Puerto Rican guys cry.

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Holly, just stop whining. I already
called for backup.

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What is so hard about sticking to a
simple schedule?

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Every time I ask you to do something,
some emergency always comes up.

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Yeah, Mom, why do you think that is?

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Could it be because I work in the
emergency room?

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Maybe I should transfer to the no -big
-deal -whenever room.

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Just once, I would like one member of
this family to do what they're supposed

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do when they're supposed to do it. On
time. Where's Ben?

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It's not your shifts.

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I knew you'd forget, so I wrote
everything down on a napkin, and you

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napkin. Oh, my goodness.

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What's behind you? Oh, I'm not going to
pull for that.

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Wow. Oh, you're all here again.

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Hey. Twice in one day.

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What's going on? Oh, um, I had mentioned
to Mom that we were going to be here.

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Oh, and I thought that I'd see if...
Maybe we could all have a drink with my

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divorce lawyer.

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Yeah, better hers than mine.

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I think it's a little early to have a
lawyer.

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You have to fight for what's yours.

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No, it just doesn't seem like the right
time to be doing this with you, Mom. Why

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not? Well, because according to this
napkin, Regina's supposed to be

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me now.

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Napkin?

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What napkin?

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You actually made a schedule?

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would be very hard for you, and we all
thought you just needed someone to talk

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to. Well, I did.

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But you people don't want to talk. You
just want to distract me with magic and

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shopping and basketball. And you, by the
way, could learn a lot about emotional

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availability from Jorge and Julio.

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I just want what's best for you. Well,
that's the problem. You always think you

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know what's best for me, and you don't.

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You know what? You're absolutely right.

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Why don't you come over for dinner
tonight? You can talk as much as you

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I'll invite your sister. Ollie, are you
in? I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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All right. I'll see you at 8. Hello?

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Gail!

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Ben, I love you very much.

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Oh, just go.

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Look,

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I need to have some time alone. I'm
going to go for a walk.

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Here, here.

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Take my umbrella.

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There you go again. The all -knowing mom
coming to my rescue. Mom knows best.

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And when mom said it's going to rain...

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Thank you.

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Coming, Ben.

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Oh, hello, Lydia.

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Don't worry, I'm not staying. I'm just
here to see how Ben is. Well, he's not

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here yet.

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Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.

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Right, you haven't seen my bachelor pad.

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No. Oh, I see that Brancusi sculpture
you fought me so hard for has achieved

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dignity as a sock wrap.

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You know what? I like to keep the sock
and the statue together. They are the

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last two things you left me with.

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Now, thanks. Something died in here, and
I'm guessing it's the housekeeper.

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Actually, I'm making chicken and lentil
curry, which is very good for you. Makes

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you sweat.

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Purge your toxins.

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I never cared for it. No, of course not.
You purge your toxins vocally.

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Hello, gorgeous.

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How are you?

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What's that?

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Mint chocolate chip, Ben's favorite
comfort food. Well, yours too?

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Whenever you were depressed or sad, you
had bowl after bowl?

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Stuart, this kitchen is a pigsty. I
swear, you're as bad as Regina. Darling,

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nice to see you.

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Can I get that ice cream back?

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All right, now.

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That's Ben.

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He's here to talk. Or cry. Oh, whatever
helps him get through his pain. Is that

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understood? Okay.

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Hi, honey.

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Oh, you wet. Rich!

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Oh, darling, you're choking.

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What happened to that umbrella I gave
you? Oh, I gave it to a homeless woman.

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hope you don't mind.

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Oh, no, not at all. I'm sure I'll find
one just like it next time I'm in

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Florence.

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Boy, you're in a good, weird mood.

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Yeah, that walk through the park totally
cleared my head. Mom, you were right. I

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need to stop moping and fight for what's
mine. Oh, that's wonderful. I'll call

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the lawyer on Monday. No, I'm going to
fight for my marriage.

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I'm going to win back Naomi.

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What? Saving marriages is what I do. I'm
a good marriage counselor.

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I'm a good cardiologist, but I think
twice before giving myself a bypass.

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No, I can do this. I'm flying to Oregon
tomorrow.

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Oh, Oregon? Ben, Ben, that's... That's a
great idea, and we're behind you 100%.

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Thanks. Stuart, that bag is leaking.
Please show me your freezer.

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What the hell are you doing? You know
he's better off without that hairy

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harpy.

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hard again? Or worse, what if she
doesn't? What if she comes back?

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Lydia, Ben has made up his mind. Isn't
it better that he thinks that we're on

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his side?

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But he's making a terrible mistake.

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I'll tell you something. Why don't you
go out there and tell him? Oh, you'd

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that, wouldn't you, Stuart? Then you can
be the warm, supportive one while I'm

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the truth -telling hard -ass. You always
do this to me, you nurturing bastard.

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Well, this time...

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I'm not going to be the one who birthed
this couple.

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I'm not going to be the one he hates for
being right.

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Oliver, it's Mom. Come talk to your
brother.

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What, now?

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He's delirious.

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He's going to fly to Oregon to win back
Naomi.

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That is horrible. He's going to ruin his
whole life.

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It's nothing.

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Have some more.

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We're at your father's. Get here fast.

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I can't.

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It'll be something nice to remember next
Christmas when Naomi's protecting

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global warming by chaining herself to
her Christmas tree.

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I'll be right there.

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Naomi, call me when you get this
message. We need to talk this through

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sane, rational adults.

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Now, I know you can't leave your tree,
but I will climb up to your platform if

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have to.

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Our marriage may be ailing, but this
could be just the kind of triage it

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I'd leave him for that one.

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What a romantic and lovely gesture.

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She will be so glad to hear you say
that. You know, there's sometimes she

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you guys don't like her. We adore Naomi.

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What a lovely addition to the family.

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Sorry I'm late, Tommy Bear.

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Crystal? Hello.

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And here's our latest lovely addition to
the family.

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I thought it was just us tonight.

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I thought that was tomorrow night.

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Okay, you're right. I should keep a
schedule.

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I should just go. No, no, no, no, no,
no. Get over here, you.

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We're all adults.

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Let me take that coat.

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Oh, no, I don't think that's a good
idea.

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Remember the Secretary's Day gift?

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Oh, wow.

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I guess this is a little awkward, huh?
Not at all, Crystal. Can I offer you

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something? Some wine? A pole?

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You know, I should book my flight. Dad,
phone book? Yeah, it's in there. It's in

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that, you pull it out, it's got a
handle.

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Drawer? Yes.

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I just want you to know, Dr. Barnes,
that from when I started working for

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Stewart to the day you were divorced, in
that whole year, he never laid a hand

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on me.

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That made two of us.

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I'll just go change.

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Um, I may need some help with the buck.

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Right behind you. You sit, young lady.

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This will only take a minute.

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Where's Ben?

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Can I eat the powder roll? Oh, sure.
Sit.

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Gail, Gail, it's down the hall.

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Ollie, he's in the kitchen. Go knock
some fences for him.

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Oliver, wait.

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I really think we should just be quiet
and wish your brother good luck on his

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marriage. He's already had good luck.
She left.

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All I'm saying is, are we sure that he's
going to be happier without Naomi, or

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are we just so glad to be rid of her,
we're not even thinking about how he

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feels? I don't know. I'm kind of with
Dad. I mean, she's a bit much, but she's

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always been nice to me. You're a
lesbian. She couldn't like you more if

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a spotted owl.

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Oliver, your brother loves this woman.
Period.

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Great news. I found a flight that leaves
tonight. Hey, Ollie. I'm flying out to

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Oregon to win back my woman.

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Good luck, buddy.

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Not take a no for an answer. I don't
care if I have to put on my caveman

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club her, and drag her back.

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Well, club her one for me.

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Sorry. Hello.

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Naomi. It's Naomi.

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What? No, no, no, no. I don't mind. In
fact, I'm on my way to the airport,

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right?

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What?

297
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But where are you then?

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That's great.

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Well, then we can just meet tonight.
I'll get in the cab right now and we can

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meet at... Wait, Naomi, don't hang up.

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She's in town?

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She flew back a week ago.

303
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She's been here this whole time?

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Oh, Ben.

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00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,120
Wait, when you think about it, this is
actually a good sign.

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She could have just ignored my messages
and let me fly off to Oregon, but no.

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She called me, and she warned me, and
that proves that she still cares about

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right? Right? Yeah, yeah.

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Good thinking.

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Are you people insane?

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This woman lies to him, refuses to see
him. She is in town on his 30th

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And pretends not to be. This is not a
nice lady.

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She is a lying, self -centered nutjob.

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Loser.

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Listen to your father. She's a bitch.

316
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:20,389
She's poison.

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I can't believe this. So you people have
just been pretending to like her all

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night. We've been pretending to like her
for seven years.

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Personally, I am exhausted.

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Be a man, Ben.

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00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:37,970
When a woman dumps me, do I crawl back
or mope? No.

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00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:42,290
I find a prettier girl, lick her up,
tell her what she wants to hear, and

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her to the nearest posturpedic.

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Almost done here.

325
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There's no almost about it.

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No, Gail, Gail, please.

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00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:54,190
Please.

328
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:56,210
Thanks for the call, Mom.

329
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,549
I'm going home.

330
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,030
Thank you all for your support.

331
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:03,630
Oh, no, no, no, Ben, please. Come on,
come on. We're trying to help you.

332
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,750
Oh, please, Ben.

333
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,930
Please, don't be mad at us. Yeah, come
back up. We got ice cream. Okay, Ben,

334
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,410
please. We're trying to help you. Just
take my lawyer card.

335
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:16,390
I don't need your help or a lawyer to
defend me from Naomi.

336
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:20,470
Now, you vultures have been circling our
relationship since day one. Well, I am

337
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:23,190
sorry to disappoint you, but my marriage
is not over.

338
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,010
You know, it's very possible we were a
little harsh.

339
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:42,850
Benny! Come on, Benji! Come on, open up!

340
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,810
Can you forgive us?

341
00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:48,850
We've always been too hard on Naomi.

342
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,110
Well, I wouldn't beat yourself up.

343
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:55,010
Look, I'm, uh, I'm not mad.

344
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:58,730
Just a little tired, so... Oh, yeah, of
course. Of course you are. You need to

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get some rest.

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00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,910
Yeah. Hey, hey.

347
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,710
What happened to your stuff? Nothing.
No, wait.

348
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,290
No? Yeah.

349
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
Oh, wow.

350
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,360
Oh.

351
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,920
I left her messages all day telling her
to call me on my cell phone because I

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wasn't home.

353
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,560
Well, go ahead.

354
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,180
Say it.

355
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:26,940
We're sorry.

356
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,540
We love you.

357
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,900
That's all I have to say.

358
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,940
Well, listen, we can't just mope around
here. Let's go up to my place and have

359
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,640
some dinner. I don't know. You people
make me so crazy sometimes.

360
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,760
Naomi made you crazy, too.

361
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,020
Yeah. There was a big difference.

362
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:53,540
Right.

363
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800
We'll never leave you.

364
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,020
Actually, I was talking about the thing.

365
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,140
I knew that.

366
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,179
All right.

367
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,180
We're all going upstairs.

368
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400
Lydia, you, too.

369
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:09,380
Tonight, we should all be together.

370
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,560
Come on.

371
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,340
My ex -husband, his girlfriend, and a
nice, pungent curry.

372
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,620
See what I put up with?

373
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220
Ditto.

374
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,800
It's good that we'd be there for each
other, didn't we?

375
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,640
We both lost women who meant a great
deal to us.

376
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,120
But...

377
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:56,810
Good morning, Benny. Ben, I was on my
way to the hospital. I thought I'd bring

378
00:20:56,810 --> 00:21:00,510
you your paper. Boy, could this place
use some cheering up.

379
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,910
I wonder what would be good.

380
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,330
Oh, I know.

381
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,090
Ta -da!

382
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,350
That's great, Deb.

383
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:09,390
I don't know if Naomi left me a vase.

384
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,670
A vase, you say?

385
00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:16,230
I don't suppose you have a broom in
there?

386
00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:17,530
Let me check.

