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<i>Previously on</i> Young Sheldon...

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Who are you?

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- I'm Paige.
- This is a very advanced class.

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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?

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No.

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[CHUCKLING]: Do you know anything?

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I know you're in my spot.

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These are parents we
can actually relate to.

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- Sounds good.
- Oh, thank you, Lord,

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for connecting us with the parents

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of another special child.

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You kids are special, too.

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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit

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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.

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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.

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Try all the attention.

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Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.

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Sometimes I do.

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Don't you get him another beer.

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Oh, come on. You love
this, and you know it.

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They're as messed-up as we are.

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[BOTTLE POPS OPEN]

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♪ ♪

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>From a young
age, I was the proud member</i>

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<i>of several elite organizations:</i>

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<i>The Radio Shack Battery Club,</i>

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<i>entitling the bearer to
the incredible bargain</i>

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<i>of one free battery per month.</i>

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<i>It's no wonder they
went out of business.</i>

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<i>Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer</i>

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<i>to say things like, "I'm a member</i>

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<i>of Starfleet International."</i>

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<i>And best of all, the Natural
Science Museum of Texas,</i>

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<i>which included a free
subscription to their magazine.</i>

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"The secrets of carbon isotope dating."

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Juicy.

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Mom, can you make the salad?

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Sure.

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Hey, don't put in any
of those little tomatoes.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to
impersonate a lump of clay.

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You don't tell me how to make a salad.

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There's going to be a
lecture on carbon dating

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at the Natural Science
Museum on Saturday.

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Who would like to take me?

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You know what? I'd be happy to.

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What happened to helping
me at my yard sale?

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Ooh, is that this Saturday?

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I'm sorry.

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I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh...

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what is it? Carbonation?

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Carbon dating. A method of determining

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the age of artifacts and fossils.

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Hey, we could use that to figure
out how old your grandma is.

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That won't work.

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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.

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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.

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Oh, George, did my "lump of
clay" remark strike a nerve?

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A little.

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[LAUGHS]

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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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Dad, do you believe that fossils
are millions of years old?

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I guess. Why?

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Well, Mom believes the world
was only created 6,000 years ago.

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Yeah. So?

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Are these differences a
sticking point in your marriage?

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Not at all.

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- Why?
- Simple.

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We never talk about it.

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So you just avoid discussing
topics you don't agree on?

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At all costs.

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Hearing that further convinces
me I'll never get married.

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Never say never.

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Why not? You just said it twice.

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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,

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y'all can start bringing that stuff out.

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You think you're gonna get ten
bucks for this piece of junk?

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Hey, that piece of
junk is a wedding gift

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from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty.

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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.

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What's a haggle?

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Negotiating. You start high,

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they offer less, then you
meet somewhere in the middle.

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Leaves them feeling like,
you know, they got a deal.

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- Did they?
- [GIGGLING]: Not if you did it right.

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How much are we getting paid today?

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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.

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That doesn't seem fair.

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Yeah, we should get something.

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Fine.

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How much you want?

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- Five dollars.
- Each.

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Each.

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That's pretty steep.

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How about I give you a buck apiece?

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Let's meet in the middle...
Three dollars each.

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Now we're haggling.

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Let me ask you a question.

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If you break something today,

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are you prepared to
cover the cost of that?

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- No.
- Nuh-uh. Mm.

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Well, we're gonna
have to factor that in.

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And did you bring your own lunch?

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You said we were getting pizza.

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Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.

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And I'm teaching you about negotiating,

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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?

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- Yeah.
- I guess so.

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So, if my math is right,

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you owe me... two dollars each.

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We owe you?

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The numbers don't lie.

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Dang it.

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All right, listen.

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I love ya, and you're family,

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so if you do it for
nothing, we'll call it even.

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Take it, take it, take it.

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You got yourself a deal.

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[SIGHS] Y'all drive a hard bargain.

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[MUFFLED LAUGHTER]: Now start
bringing that crap outside.

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[LAUGHS]

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SHELDON: Oh, my.

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GEORGE SR.: Yeah.

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I bet he dresses down

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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.

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You would eat him?

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He'd eat me.

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Wow. You're really cleaning house.

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Got to get rid of the old gar-bage,

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make room for the new gar-bage.

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This was Dad's.

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You're not getting rid of this, are you?

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Didn't need it when he shot it,

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didn't need it when he stuffed it,

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- don't need it now.
- Really?

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It was his first attempt at taxidermy.

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He was so proud.

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If it has sentimental value to you,

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I'll let you have it for five dollars.

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Ooh. For this nasty thing?

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[DROPS RACCOON ON TABLE]

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Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too?

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Which one of your children do you see

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hanging out with Arnold
Palmer in the future?

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Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes?

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Honey, it's just stuff.

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I know, but still...

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I get how you're feeling.

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I do.

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Now go away.

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I got a lot of crap to sell.

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♪ ♪

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[GEORGE SR. SIGHS]

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All right, now, don't wander off.

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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.

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Bye.

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You gonna be okay by yourself?

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I actually prefer it.

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Yep. I'm leaving.

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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.

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Bye.

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He's so needy.

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PAIGE: Sheldon?

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Paige?

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I'm so happy to see you.

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Are you happy to see me?

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Not immediately.

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That's okay.

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I'm happy enough for both of us.

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SPORTSCASTER [ON TV]: Rice Stadium in
Houston. Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.

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And Baylor's bidding
to go up 14 to nothing.

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SPORTSCASTER 2: And if you're Rice
right now, and you're in that huddle...

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- George?
- Uh...

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Hi.

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Oh, Paige's mom.

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- I know.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]

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What a nice surprise.

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I just dropped Paige off at
the carbon-dating lecture.

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And I dropped Sheldon.

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Well, how about that?

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- How about it.
- [BOTH LAUGH]

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Mind if I join you?

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Sure.

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So, uh, where's your... your hubby?

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- Oh, Barry?
- Barry. Yeah.

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Who cares? [LAUGHS]

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That doesn't sound good.

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Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.

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Okay. [CHUCKLES]

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Oh, hey, you want a wing?

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Yeah, no, thank you.

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You mind if I watch the game?

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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.

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I'll just see what
kind of pie they have.

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Mm-hmm.

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[CRYING]

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SPORTSCASTER: Well, we were
here last year when Arkansas...

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[CRYING]

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It's getting a little tougher
to ignore you. [CHUCKLES]

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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...

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Oh... forget it. [LAUGHS]

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Okeydoke.

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Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and
I haven't been in a good place

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in a long time, and I...

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I think we're headed for divorce.

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I'm sorry. Uh...

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I don't know what to say.

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Uh, oh. [SNIFFLES]

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You don't have to say anything. [LAUGHS]

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That I can do.

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Ooh.

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[VOICE BREAKING]: They have cobbler.

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SPORTSCASTER: Rupert Taylor
got the block, and Charles...

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All right, everybody, welcome.

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Glad to see we got so
many people interested

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in radioactive decay.

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Well, hello.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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This is a nice surprise.

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I don't usually see young
people at my lectures.

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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,

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and wanted to find out more.

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Is that so?

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And you?

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I read this magazine.

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Uh-huh.

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It has puzzles, too.

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Okay.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Do you want to kick this off

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and tell us exactly
what carbon dating is?

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The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14

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is used as a geochronometer.

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Anything else you'd like to add?

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Um...

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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.

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[LAUGHTER]

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ADULT SHELDON: <i>It was
at this moment I learned</i>

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<i>I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.</i>

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[ADULT SHELDON LAUGHS]

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[SPORTSCASTER SPEAKING ON TV]

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I mean, you, of all
people, would understand.

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You've got a special child of your own.

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[CHUCKLING]: I do, I do.

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How do you and Mary handle the stress?

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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.

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Oh, please tell me.

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We don't talk about it.

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Not at all?

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Zippo.

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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.

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Suit yourself, but
I'm having a nice day;

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you're crying into your peach cobbler.

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For now, let's neglect
changes in the isotopic

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ratio of the air over
thousands of years.

259
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,599
[WHISPERING]: This
is pretty basic stuff.

260
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,189
[WHISPERING]: Yes.

261
00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:20,449
I'm bored.

262
00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:22,399
Let's get out of here.

263
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,360
I can't. I told my dad

264
00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,729
I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.

265
00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:29,999
Okay. Be a baby.

266
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,970
I'm leaving.

267
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,829
In our case, the math yields

268
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:38,289
approximately 48,000 years.

269
00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,379
ADULT SHELDON: <i>I was most
certainly not a baby.</i>

270
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,280
<i>If anyone was a baby, it was she,</i>

271
00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,019
<i>because people who call
other people babies</i>

272
00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,720
<i>are the real babies.</i>

273
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,500
[WHISPERING]: Wait up.

274
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,080
[SNIFFING]

275
00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,439
I like it.

276
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,409
It likes you.

277
00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,440
- How much?
- Five dollars.

278
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,379
I only have 50 cents.

279
00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,949
That's okay. We're haggling.

280
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,179
I don't know what that means.

281
00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:07,580
You make me an offer,
and we meet in the middle.

282
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,590
The middle of what?

283
00:11:10,690 --> 00:11:12,790
I'm not really sure.

284
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:17,590
Hmm.

285
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,510
[CHUCKLES]

286
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,199
What are you doing?

287
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,139
Considering buying this jacket.

288
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:32,009
I found chewing tobacco and
Juicy Fruit in the pocket.

289
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:34,580
Does that come with it, or is it extra?

290
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,800
Actually, that's not for sale.

291
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:39,519
Why don't you look for something else.

292
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,449
You sure? There's a price tag on it.

293
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,219
Just take it off.

294
00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,989
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?

295
00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,720
Because I should warn you.

296
00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:50,529
I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul,

297
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:54,949
where the negotiations are
fast, furious and bilingual.

298
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,550
Just take it off, damn it.

299
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,110
What just happened?

300
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,039
That's my dad's jacket.

301
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,010
Oh.

302
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,180
Still don't know what happened.

303
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:15,230
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?

304
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,050
Yes, but before that
happens, some of us will merge

305
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,239
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.

306
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,989
That's a fascinating idea.

307
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,390
Thank you.

308
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,059
Did you get that from a TV show?

309
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,290
No.

310
00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:30,500
A comic book.

311
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,280
And then when Paige
turned six, it was obvious

312
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:36,770
she wasn't like the other kids,

313
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,779
and she needed a school
where she could excel.

314
00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,840
- Uh-huh.
- But Barry's dental practice

315
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,919
was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,

316
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,449
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children

317
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:47,819
50 miles outside of Fayetteville?

318
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,839
- I'm gonna guess not much.
- Nothing.

319
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,470
So I packed us up, and I
made him move to Texas where,

320
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,559
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.

321
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,230
I believe it. I had a
humdinger last summer.

322
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,369
- Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
- And do you know

323
00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:02,269
he's been cool to me ever since,

324
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,199
even though his practice is making money

325
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,040
- hand over fist.
- Yeah, yeah.

326
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,200
SPORTSCASTER: A flag down...

327
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,760
And as much as he says I ignore him,

328
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,339
he ignores me just as much.

329
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,509
I mean, would it kill him to
get a babysitter every once

330
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,709
in a while and take me
to dinner, maybe a movie?

331
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,749
It would not.

332
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,010
Oh, darn. You didn't see me.

333
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:22,519
Then you've got fourth
down, and he throws the...

334
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,490
BARRY: George!

335
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,429
Hey. [CHUCKLES]

336
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,690
Paige's dad.

337
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,599
Barry. Yeah, of course, I remember.

338
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,029
What are you doing here?

339
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,299
Uh, just, you know,

340
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,550
Sheldon wanted to go
to a science lecture.

341
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,569
No kidding.

342
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,939
We just dropped Paige off there.

343
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,939
You don't say. [CHUCKLES]

344
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,229
PAIGE: Ooh. [CHUCKLES]

345
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,399
Caveman stuff. I love that.

346
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,689
Where are you going? It's closed.

347
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:50,880
I can read... baby.

348
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,770
Just so you know, that
won't work every time.

349
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,219
You haven't, uh, seen
Linda around, have you?

350
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,460
Linda.

351
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,209
Your wife, Linda.

352
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,999
[LAUGHING]: Yeah. No.

353
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,729
So what's new?

354
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,329
Oh, not much.

355
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,510
Hey, you like football?

356
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,539
No.

357
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,669
Well, you sure? It's a close game.

358
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:16,210
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.

359
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,479
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?

360
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,309
SPORTSCASTER: I think
you've got to go outside

361
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,239
and rely on somebody like...

362
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:28,390
George... can I confide in you?

363
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:40,290
♪ ♪

364
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,949
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.

365
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,619
You're funny.

366
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,080
I know.

367
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,459
My family never eats dinner together.

368
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,919
Why not?

369
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,390
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.

370
00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,199
Hmm. My dad never misses a meal.

371
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,430
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?

372
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,669
They had to. There were no lawyers.

373
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,000
- [LAUGHS]
- What?

374
00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,439
That was funny.

375
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,009
Right, we've established I'm funny.

376
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,309
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.

377
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,609
Why?

378
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,009
They fight all the time.

379
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,150
- About what?
- Mostly me.

380
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,289
Hmm. That's too bad.

381
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,089
I guess I'm lucky.

382
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,530
Why?

383
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,179
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.

384
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,400
[KNOCKING]

385
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,940
What are you kids doing in there?

386
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,409
Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year.

387
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,989
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.

388
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:43,089
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,

389
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,489
I'll say hello back.

390
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,460
Deal.

391
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,939
Connie, I need to apologize.

392
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:54,419
Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

393
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,389
No, I am worrying about it.

394
00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:00,020
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,

395
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,519
me wearing your dead husband's clothes

396
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,359
would be emotionally
challenging for you.

397
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,289
All right, apology accepted.

398
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,690
Thank you.

399
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,350
Are you okay?

400
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:22,679
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...

401
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,450
my husband's stuff was
gonna hit me so hard.

402
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:32,059
He must have been a wonderful man.

403
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,759
[LAUGHS]

404
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,359
Well, he had his moments.

405
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,660
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.

406
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,880
You're pretty wonderful yourself.

407
00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,250
Thank you.

408
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:50,420
Now, let's talk about
this hula girl lamp.

409
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,589
What's your best price?

410
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,829
It's my gift to you.

411
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,260
Nice haggle.

412
00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,500
Nice mullet.

413
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,219
Thanks again.

414
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,639
Real sorry about this.

415
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,399
What were you thinking?

416
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,839
I got bored.

417
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,070
'Cause you're a baby.

418
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,239
LINDA: What happened?

419
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,579
BARRY: Everything's fine.

420
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,020
They just wandered off.

421
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,080
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.

422
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,619
George, Sheldon's dad.

423
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,819
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.

424
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:22,389
Well, good to see you folks.

425
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:24,120
Take care.

426
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:30,059
Did you know that her
parents are getting a divorce?

427
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,170
Just keep walking. Keep walking.

428
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,769
[LAUGHING]: What... what is that for?

429
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,839
Well, can't I appreciate my wife?

430
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,479
What did you do now?

431
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,940
I didn't do anything.

432
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,710
Want to hear something cool?

433
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,119
Sheldon skipped out of that lecture

434
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,949
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.

435
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:54,269
- You're kidding.
- True. [LAUGHS]

436
00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:57,690
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.

437
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,459
Why would you think that's cool?

438
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,429
Sheldon got into trouble with a girl!

439
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,499
I'm bursting with pride.

440
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,029
[SIGHS]

441
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,630
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.

442
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,439
There, right there.

443
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,440
That's why I love you.

444
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,619
You gonna eat your beans?

445
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,059
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh.

446
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,459
What about your tots?

447
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,150
- Those, too.
- Georgie!

448
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,460
Just eat your own dinner.

449
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,499
Dad?

450
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,860
Can't have my tots, either!

451
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,469
[GRUNTING]

452
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,939
[GEORGE SR. GRUNTS]

453
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,540
[ALL GRUNTING]

454
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,229
[BIRD SCREECHES, GRUNTING CONTINUES]

455
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:47,200
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