1 00:01:09,158 --> 00:01:11,242 Left. 3rd gear 2 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:26,908 Jean-Louis Schlesser has just started 3 00:01:27,117 --> 00:01:30,617 He drives with No. 10... 10, like Zidane 4 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,658 30 meters, left. Brake 5 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,325 World Rally Champion 98-99 6 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:45,992 Winner of Paris-Dakar. A hard man to beat 7 00:01:50,908 --> 00:01:52,658 Left, full throttle 8 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:59,283 You should stand for a while, we almost get caught 9 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:01,325 I'm on the gas! 10 00:02:03,158 --> 00:02:06,367 He behind gives even more gas, you have him on your heels! 11 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:10,867 The idiot flashes his lights. Is it Vatanen? 12 00:02:12,242 --> 00:02:14,575 No, it's a taxi! 13 00:02:16,242 --> 00:02:19,242 Can you move the wreckage? I'm trying to do my job! 14 00:02:19,783 --> 00:02:22,658 - Is it the right way? - Relax, it's a shortcut 15 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:24,408 Oh, a shortcut 16 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:27,492 - You don't let a taxi drive by? - Never! 17 00:02:31,742 --> 00:02:35,825 Sorry, that's it a tourist and bars 18 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:38,117 It looks like a racing car 19 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,158 No, a handsome man who wants to impress girls 20 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:44,367 Bad to finish with a taxi close behind us 21 00:02:44,575 --> 00:02:45,992 I'm running away from him now 22 00:02:48,783 --> 00:02:50,992 The idiot is running at me! 23 00:02:52,075 --> 00:02:54,742 I push, otherwise we will stay here for a week 24 00:03:02,658 --> 00:03:05,367 We'll be there soon, ma'am 25 00:03:11,033 --> 00:03:14,325 Why is it full of people? 26 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:16,283 It's perfectly normal, it's a holiday after all 27 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,367 Oh, vacation 28 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:21,283 Come on, Jean-Louis! 29 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:24,825 Here is No. 10. It's not Schlesser! 30 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,325 It's a taxi! 31 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,908 And I didn't note the number 32 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,742 17 min., 25 sec. 33 00:03:48,325 --> 00:03:52,408 That's how it always is. It is afterwards that people throw up 34 00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:54,825 How are you, ma'am? 35 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:59,200 - What does it matter? - Her. The water has gone 36 00:03:59,408 --> 00:04:00,950 Am I allowed? 37 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:05,825 - You are about to give birth! - Did you think I was knitting? 38 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:08,658 Get the equipment, she has to give birth here! 39 00:04:08,867 --> 00:04:13,200 I have to move on. And the seats are new. Do it on the ground 40 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:15,325 The water has gone 41 00:04:15,533 --> 00:04:17,075 Is the water good? 42 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,367 Press! 43 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,158 Hold! Press! 44 00:04:30,533 --> 00:04:31,450 Hi Lilly 45 00:04:31,658 --> 00:04:34,825 We will have a family lunch, and you are late! 46 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:36,575 I have to finish something. 47 00:04:36,783 --> 00:04:39,992 You will finally get to meet father! 48 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,075 He's waiting, and you're kidding! 49 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,992 I'm not kidding. This is important. Top-octane! 50 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,742 What are mother and father, then? Diesel? 51 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,367 Relax, Lilly 52 00:04:49,575 --> 00:04:54,117 The roast beef is overcooked, father is like a lion in a cage. Come to the coffee! 53 00:04:54,325 --> 00:04:57,533 Sorry, I can't do anything with it. I'm stuck 54 00:05:01,158 --> 00:05:03,492 "Stuck"? Who is the woman screaming? 55 00:05:03,742 --> 00:05:05,575 It's... a lady 56 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:09,617 I hear it! What do you do for a living? 57 00:05:09,825 --> 00:05:13,992 I'm just looking. No, it's not what you think! 58 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,242 I can hear the bitch! 59 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,325 Maybe it's someone I know? 60 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:22,242 Far from it! Never seen her before! 61 00:05:22,450 --> 00:05:25,617 Yes! Now it works! It works! 62 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:30,075 Are you freaking me out? 63 00:05:30,283 --> 00:05:34,408 You fuck in the car while my parents wait! 64 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:39,783 No! She screams because of the water. Her husband is holding her 65 00:05:40,117 --> 00:05:42,825 Her husband? Threesome in the car? 66 00:05:43,033 --> 00:05:47,367 I can't explain this! 67 00:05:47,575 --> 00:05:50,408 Talk to her, it's their fault! 68 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:54,575 Good day, I am the husband. This is fantastic 69 00:05:54,825 --> 00:05:57,992 - Listen here... - I'll kill him! 70 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:02,825 Forget it, he's in control. Do you want to talk to the doctor? 71 00:06:03,075 --> 00:06:04,950 Doctor? 72 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:07,492 I don't talk shit! 73 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:11,033 - Now the kid is coming! - Press! 74 00:06:11,617 --> 00:06:13,658 I swear, it's a child 75 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,408 Young? 76 00:06:15,658 --> 00:06:18,408 Yes, I see the head. I think 77 00:06:18,658 --> 00:06:23,408 - Are you having children with someone else? - No, it doesn't look like me 78 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:27,158 It is ugly and wrinkled, looks like a garden gnome 79 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:30,200 - That was it! - Wonderful! 80 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:33,325 - Are you trying to trick me? - Listen here 81 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:39,408 A pregnant woman has given birth in the taxi, outside the clinic 82 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:42,492 She has totally ruined the seat! 83 00:06:43,325 --> 00:06:45,992 Don't hit, the kid hasn't done anything 84 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,742 - Now we are being drowned out. - Fantastic! 85 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:52,533 Your next birth should be with me! 86 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:57,283 Alright, I'll wait here! Nice clinic! 87 00:06:57,492 --> 00:07:00,200 You have ten minutes 88 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:05,325 It's not twins? I have to move on now 89 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,783 There you are. Is your friend having problems? 90 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:15,533 Emergency at the hospital Complicated birth. 91 00:07:15,742 --> 00:07:19,867 Save lives all day long. This is how respect is 92 00:07:26,242 --> 00:07:30,200 Don't know what to say. You were amazing 93 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,492 I know that. 94 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:35,033 Hope you don't lose your driver's license 95 00:07:35,242 --> 00:07:38,908 Take it easy, I don't have a driver's license 96 00:07:41,575 --> 00:07:45,992 It is with great pleasure and some movement- 97 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:50,533 - that I hand you your first- 98 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,908 - driver's license 99 00:07:54,075 --> 00:07:56,158 - Are you sure? - Absolutely! 100 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:58,617 I don't want to pressure you 101 00:07:58,825 --> 00:08:01,950 You don't, that's for sure 102 00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:05,033 It's not because it was the 27th attempt? 103 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,242 It doesn't matter if it was 100. 104 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,658 You are really ready now 105 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,283 - Then I thank you. - It's a pleasure 106 00:08:15,492 --> 00:08:17,450 - I back out. - No! 107 00:08:18,908 --> 00:08:23,408 Don't touch anything! I'll back it out! 108 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:26,825 - I'll arrange it. - We'll fix it! 109 00:08:28,117 --> 00:08:30,325 Didn't I just get the note? 110 00:08:30,533 --> 00:08:32,200 Yes, you have 111 00:08:32,408 --> 00:08:36,658 But one must not exaggerate. Do it progressively 112 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:43,075 Now you take your driver's license and go home. On foot. Is that okay? 113 00:08:43,575 --> 00:08:47,117 Right. But I'll stop by tomorrow, in case you change your mind 114 00:08:47,325 --> 00:08:52,033 No! I won't be there tomorrow. Not in the days to come 115 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,367 I applied for a transfer to Paris 116 00:08:55,825 --> 00:08:58,575 Is this some sort of parting gift? 117 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:01,867 You are my most tireless student 118 00:09:04,325 --> 00:09:06,242 "Tireless", well 119 00:09:09,992 --> 00:09:11,908 "Bilmagasinet", thank you 120 00:09:13,742 --> 00:09:17,075 nothing to pay, I treat 121 00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:26,950 He's come, Mom! 122 00:09:27,242 --> 00:09:29,283 What? Oh! To the table! 123 00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:44,158 Sorry, never happens again 124 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:48,658 not if you make a fool of yourself now, no. Father is relentless 125 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:52,867 Nonsense. He's probably kind inside 126 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,075 Since he had a daughter with eyes like that 127 00:09:56,283 --> 00:09:58,367 Just wait until afterwards! 128 00:09:58,575 --> 00:10:03,033 Take it easy, you'll be fine. We'll probably be good friends 129 00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:05,700 - He's not a sow, is he? - No 130 00:10:05,908 --> 00:10:10,283 Then everything is fine. Nothing is as bad as a sow 131 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:16,908 Father? This is Daniel, my mate 132 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:25,242 So you are a doctor? 133 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,950 Good luck 134 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:35,617 I'm glad, I have heard so much about you 135 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:39,742 Are you hard of hearing? or do you not like questions? 136 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,075 I'm not a doctor. Well, yes. I am a medical student 137 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,158 What year? 138 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:50,908 First. Soon something else 139 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,242 Another year? 140 00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:55,408 - They're not that young. - Edmond! 141 00:10:55,617 --> 00:10:59,742 I'm just inspecting the new recruit. Answer me! 142 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,658 No, I'm not that young. It's because I work- 143 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:07,825 - to provide for the family and pay for driving... the studies 144 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:11,867 If you start work as a 12-year-old, you get old fast 145 00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:13,617 What kind of work? 146 00:11:13,825 --> 00:11:16,867 Now I drive an ambulance! 147 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:19,242 That's why I was delayed 148 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:24,200 It is relevant for the studies. One eye on the road, one on the patient 149 00:11:24,408 --> 00:11:27,492 Two things at once? Then you do both wrong 150 00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:32,950 I don't agree. You are a good example there 151 00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:35,492 How that? 152 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,408 They have many awards 153 00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:41,533 It shows that you have had a great career 154 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:46,825 Then I look at your daughter. Beautiful, intelligent, well educated 155 00:11:47,033 --> 00:11:51,158 They have clearly succeeded in doing two things at once 156 00:11:53,742 --> 00:11:57,575 I have also driven an ambulance. In 59, in Algeria 157 00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,075 One eye on the road, one on the machine gun 158 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:04,575 Wounded we watched later, if they survived! 159 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:08,075 The roast beef is already dead, and would like to get out of the oven 160 00:12:08,283 --> 00:12:11,283 Perceived. I'm very hungry. Forward! 161 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:16,033 Don't worry, the big test is three hours of war stories 162 00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:20,158 Relax. I set free, and rolls quietly through it 163 00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:27,075 - It didn't hurt? - No 164 00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:30,492 Fine. I thought your hip snapped 165 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,075 - I guess it was mine. - Shall we take a break? 166 00:12:34,283 --> 00:12:36,742 No, it's going well 167 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:41,117 I twisted so as not to hurt you. It passes 168 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,408 It's going much better 169 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:48,867 I could have massaged you, but if you are fine now… 170 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,075 The pain is gone, - 171 00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:55,992 - but deep down I am tender and stiff 172 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,325 Maybe a massage would do the trick 173 00:13:00,658 --> 00:13:04,992 Finally we fight freely for five minutes 174 00:13:05,658 --> 00:13:06,950 Regards! 175 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,950 - Do you want a partner at your level? - No 176 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,742 I hold back, don't want to hurt you 177 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:16,783 Touching that you think of me, Emilien 178 00:13:21,783 --> 00:13:24,033 Is that how it should be? 179 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:28,992 I have been doing judo since I was 4. I have something to show you 180 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:41,158 You are cheating. Your smile could melt a radiator! 181 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,825 People you fight with in the streets, don't smile like that! Hopeless! 182 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,575 Listen up, sumos! 183 00:13:56,783 --> 00:14:00,450 Meeting with the boss in 5 minutes 184 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,117 Have you lost your contact lenses? 185 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:09,658 Yes, but I can see well enough to cool you! 186 00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:12,533 I just wanted to help 187 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,992 Have you done a lot of judo? 188 00:14:17,242 --> 00:14:20,450 2-3 times. It's not my sport 189 00:14:20,617 --> 00:14:22,575 - What is your sport? - Karate. 190 00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:24,783 Much more efficient 191 00:14:24,992 --> 00:14:28,450 Mine is table tennis. Less efficient in battle, same philosophy: 192 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,783 Spirit of the Rising Sun 193 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:37,158 It is easy to pronounce 194 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:41,533 "Con" ("stupid") as... like Emilien, for example 195 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,783 And "nichon" ("boob") which... 196 00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:48,658 Sorry, Petra. Just an example 197 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:51,117 And "A" as in AAAH 198 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:54,492 Con-nichon-a! Now it's their turn 199 00:14:58,575 --> 00:15:00,283 not bad 200 00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:03,492 - What does that mean? - "Good day" in Japanese 201 00:15:03,658 --> 00:15:07,158 don't forget it. In less than an hour- 202 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:11,742 - comes Japan's defense minister here to Marseille 203 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:15,367 Monsieur Tefu... Temuchila... 204 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:21,867 Just call him "Jap". The Jap comes from Tokyo 205 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:27,617 Before the Franco-Japanese summit in Paris on July 15, - 206 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,992 - he visits our beautiful city. Do you know why? 207 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,742 - Because of the climate? - Château d'If? 208 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,992 - Well, yes... - The sandwiches? 209 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,742 - The pastis? - The football match on Saturday! 210 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,783 You are a bunch of idiots 211 00:15:42,992 --> 00:15:46,867 Our anti-gang base! 212 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,367 Con-nichon-a! 213 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:55,908 The Japanese have problems with the jacuzzi... the yakuza 214 00:15:56,117 --> 00:16:00,492 They even kidnap government members 215 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:06,033 The Minister of Defense already has been to England and Germany 216 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,117 One thing is clear: 217 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,450 Sausage eaters and tea drinkers must not get the contract 218 00:16:12,658 --> 00:16:16,783 We beat them in the WC, and we keep the title! 219 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:20,367 I have scheduled an operation- 220 00:16:20,575 --> 00:16:25,033 - which I will reveal now. I have chosen to call it- 221 00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:26,700 - Operation- 222 00:16:27,158 --> 00:16:29,283 - Ninja! 223 00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:35,492 The ammo is running out now 224 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,408 Suddenly it was out of ammunition! 225 00:16:38,617 --> 00:16:41,325 Understandable, after so many shots 226 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,367 Yes, completely understandable 227 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:47,117 I turn to Raymond. He is here 228 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,992 I shake him 229 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,200 "Give me the ammo!" No reaction 230 00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:57,908 I shake him again. And then- 231 00:17:00,658 --> 00:17:03,617 - he rolls over on his side. Death! 232 00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:05,950 - Terrible. - The whole unit! 233 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,867 I was alone. The chariot burned 234 00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:13,075 The radio was dead. The field bottle was half empty 235 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,700 Terrible. What did you do? 236 00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:18,075 - I prayed to God. - So right, Edmond 237 00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:22,242 Nothing else to do. Only a miracle could save me 238 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,450 A miracle. We are saved! 239 00:17:25,658 --> 00:17:29,408 What is it now? Take it, honey. I'm in the middle of a battle 240 00:17:29,658 --> 00:17:31,950 It's the red phone 241 00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:36,658 The red phone? Excuse me 242 00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,742 General Bertineau 243 00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,658 Why call the red phone? 244 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:47,783 Well done, Daniel. Now you get dessert 245 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:51,492 Good God, I had forgotten that! 246 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:55,617 Don't panic, I'm coming. It's a disaster! 247 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,450 - We'll wait with the coffee. - It only takes an hour 248 00:17:59,658 --> 00:18:03,075 - I want you now. - Wait 20 seconds, please! 249 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,658 To the airport! 250 00:18:05,075 --> 00:18:07,283 20 seconds? Not easy 251 00:18:15,992 --> 00:18:18,033 Disaster! 252 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,242 Father! 253 00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,617 Are you doing well? You're not hurt? 254 00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:27,367 It's a disaster! 255 00:18:32,575 --> 00:18:35,283 I don't think it works that well anymore 256 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:39,575 In a quarter of an hour I shall receive Japan's Defense Minister! 257 00:18:39,783 --> 00:18:43,283 - Disaster! - Shall I drive? I know the way 258 00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:46,117 In a quarter of an hour? Impossible 259 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:49,950 Shall we try? 260 00:19:13,158 --> 00:19:15,908 Put on your seat belt 261 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:20,033 - Is this your ambulance? - No, it's a taxi 262 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,992 I drive it in for my brother 263 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:27,825 - Are you hiding some dessert? - You get more portions 264 00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:33,283 - We have to go! - Right 265 00:20:09,783 --> 00:20:12,658 The tires take some time to warm up 266 00:20:12,825 --> 00:20:16,200 - But soon we can give gas. - Not too much! 267 00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:49,450 See here 268 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:54,200 This is the Cortex 500. The Rolls Royce of radars 269 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,783 If you start it, you get a measurement immediately 270 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,283 Go to the side of the road 271 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,867 Extend your arm slightly 272 00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:15,783 But in the beginning we can use the old model 273 00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:22,283 - Are we already on the highway? - No, but we can change gears now 274 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:26,617 I understand why They are running emergency services 275 00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:30,283 Disaster 276 00:21:38,742 --> 00:21:40,158 It bites! 277 00:21:40,742 --> 00:21:42,408 It's a swearing 278 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:48,242 - 306? - Don't talk about 279 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:51,283 Maybe a 406. And not a standard model 280 00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:54,367 306 km/h, naut! Call the motorcycle patrol! 281 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,867 White cab, 306 km/h 282 00:21:59,075 --> 00:22:02,033 - 306 km/h. - Yes, 306 283 00:22:02,242 --> 00:22:03,658 We'll take care of him 284 00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:10,367 How are you, General? 285 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:18,825 There he is! I must receive him! 286 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,783 We change tactics 287 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:28,033 - What's going on? We are not on the road. - It's a shortcut 288 00:22:37,117 --> 00:22:39,033 Hold on tight 289 00:22:58,117 --> 00:23:00,450 Unidentified object, runway 1 290 00:23:05,158 --> 00:23:09,783 We have landed at Marignane. The temperature outside is 35 degrees 291 00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:13,617 We hope you have had a pleasant flight 292 00:23:35,408 --> 00:23:39,242 Excuse me, Chief of Police. A taxi is coming 293 00:23:40,325 --> 00:23:43,158 I don't hear. Aircraft noise 294 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,950 I repeat: There will be a taxi 295 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:50,617 - I haven't ordered a taxi. Have you? - No, but I know him 296 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:06,325 - 14 minutes, 30 seconds - Fantastic 297 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,117 Why do you come by taxi? 298 00:24:15,325 --> 00:24:18,242 We lost a car. This man saved my life 299 00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:31,533 Con-nichon-a! 300 00:24:33,283 --> 00:24:34,742 Konichiwa! 301 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:37,908 - What does he say? - The same as you 302 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:57,450 I Gibert. I protect you on holiday... during your stay 303 00:24:57,658 --> 00:25:01,617 It is our minister. I will introduce you 304 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,158 It is an honor to receive you 305 00:25:11,742 --> 00:25:15,742 Good day, Honorable Minister. I'm one of the security guards 306 00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:20,033 - We wish you a pleasant stay. - They speak Japanese? 307 00:25:20,242 --> 00:25:24,117 A little. I hope it can be useful 308 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,617 A pleasure to meet you 309 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:35,700 The bright one speaks Japanese 310 00:25:37,325 --> 00:25:40,242 Back to base 311 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:58,117 Now we want to offer one welcome cocktail. This way 312 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,367 - You could say you speak Japanese - It's in the papers. 313 00:26:03,575 --> 00:26:06,783 - Below my goals - I guess I didn't come anymore 314 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:11,158 Do me a favor 315 00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:14,408 - Do you see that taxi? - Be sure 316 00:26:23,575 --> 00:26:27,867 Sorry, I'm busy. Another time 317 00:26:32,617 --> 00:26:35,783 - Always in the right place? - Do you know who he is? 318 00:26:35,992 --> 00:26:38,492 General Bertineau, area commander 319 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:42,242 Lilly's father We were in the middle of lunch 320 00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:45,908 - Unbelievable. - And I who hate the military 321 00:26:46,117 --> 00:26:50,825 - You hated the police too. - Still hate them, except you 322 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:53,533 He pretends to like you 323 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:57,283 He asked me to invite you for cocktails 324 00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,408 With pig and soldiers? What a nightmare! 325 00:27:00,617 --> 00:27:04,825 Do you prefer mechanics and gas pump guards? 326 00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:08,783 They are talking about the same thing: Cars, football and women 327 00:27:08,992 --> 00:27:12,033 - Don't be afraid. - I'm not afraid, I'm ashamed 328 00:27:12,742 --> 00:27:16,575 If the General is Lilly's father, - 329 00:27:16,783 --> 00:27:20,117 - maybe he will one day Daniel's father-in-law 330 00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:25,075 What would father-in-law say if you declined the invitation? 331 00:27:25,283 --> 00:27:26,742 One glass, then 332 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:40,283 - "Martine"? - Yes, just like my sister! 333 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,658 One last glass doesn't hurt 334 00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,242 Domo aligato! 335 00:27:45,492 --> 00:27:50,158 Do you think the cake is good? Made near here 336 00:27:51,617 --> 00:27:54,950 Excuse me. Drink the rest, I'll get more 337 00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:59,408 He must not be so deceived that he cannot sign the contract 338 00:27:59,617 --> 00:28:02,033 Relax, I know what I'm doing 339 00:28:02,242 --> 00:28:05,367 I soften him up a bit. In ten minutes he will be tender 340 00:28:05,575 --> 00:28:08,450 Is the plan ready? 341 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:14,950 It has been tested apart and together. Planned precisely to the second 342 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:23,617 I have heard a lot about you, but they are not what I expected 343 00:28:23,825 --> 00:28:29,408 don't take it badly but a medical student like you... 344 00:28:29,617 --> 00:28:33,367 - I expected something more... - Pimple? 345 00:28:33,617 --> 00:28:37,658 Yes, more prickly. And less speedy 346 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:41,075 He is the fastest doctor I know 347 00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:45,575 I am deeply grateful. I am in debt to you 348 00:28:45,867 --> 00:28:49,742 Ask for what you want. But of course not my daughter's hand 349 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:54,533 Of course not. But I can't think of anything else 350 00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:58,492 Valid for one year. Spare parts and repair 351 00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:02,200 - Excuse me. - No reason 352 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,492 Emilien, start Operation Ninja 353 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:09,367 - Petra, keep an eye on him. - Why? 354 00:29:09,575 --> 00:29:11,617 They have many friends in the police? 355 00:29:11,825 --> 00:29:13,617 Many? One, I might say 356 00:29:13,825 --> 00:29:17,450 Well, that's rare. Many young people hate the police- 357 00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:22,325 - and the military, hates authority. They want to kill the father figure 358 00:29:22,533 --> 00:29:25,367 I have to go, the patients are waiting 359 00:29:25,575 --> 00:29:30,492 Wait five minutes, this will interest you 360 00:29:50,908 --> 00:29:54,742 - Will they sell the Japanese Peugeot? - The French can do everything 361 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:56,700 Let me introduce the Cobra 362 00:29:56,950 --> 00:30:01,783 Created to protect visiting diplomats 363 00:30:01,992 --> 00:30:03,575 Titanium body 364 00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:07,325 Bulletproof side panels 365 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:12,617 Rocket detectors front and rear Phantom coating! 366 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:17,117 Four solid tires. Constant contact with the Atlas satellite 367 00:30:17,325 --> 00:30:21,617 It can be controlled remotely from headquarters 368 00:30:22,742 --> 00:30:24,700 On to the engine 369 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,492 Ninja! 370 00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:32,742 Sounds good for a V12 371 00:30:32,950 --> 00:30:36,950 V12 engine, twin turbocharger, voice activation 372 00:30:37,158 --> 00:30:40,117 Top speed: 320 km/h 373 00:30:40,325 --> 00:30:44,367 Radius: 900 km. Paris-Marseille 374 00:30:44,575 --> 00:30:48,408 Two front airbags, two in the back, four on the sides 375 00:30:48,617 --> 00:30:51,325 Eight in total, for full protection 376 00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:57,408 Ladies and gentlemen: This car is like France 377 00:30:57,617 --> 00:30:59,200 Invulnerable! 378 00:31:03,242 --> 00:31:06,617 That's because it's set on "ultra-sensitive" 379 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:10,325 Usually it is set to "normal" 380 00:31:12,283 --> 00:31:14,033 Look at those balloons! 381 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,783 Good anti-theft protection 382 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:20,742 Get him out! Hold his head! 383 00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:23,742 Tell him not to worry 384 00:31:27,158 --> 00:31:29,658 He just needs to go to the toilet 385 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:32,283 - Bertrand, join us. - Will stay 386 00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:36,950 Don't worry, it's immediately as good as new 387 00:31:39,992 --> 00:31:43,825 Will he also be as good as new? Who will drive now? 388 00:31:44,033 --> 00:31:47,992 I have a good and fast civilian driver 389 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,950 I vouch for him 390 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:53,158 Excellent! 391 00:31:55,492 --> 00:32:02,533 Before the drive I will show our latest data innovation 392 00:32:12,242 --> 00:32:14,658 - Put this on. - Can't drive with it 393 00:32:14,867 --> 00:32:18,950 Nonsense, even a clumsiness with boxing gloves can drive it 394 00:32:19,158 --> 00:32:22,658 - Get him off. - I can manage 395 00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:27,367 What did I say? 396 00:32:27,575 --> 00:32:30,575 No one sees it. Off place. Ninja! 397 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:38,200 - Smart, but how does it stop? - You just say "japs" 398 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,408 Ninja! 399 00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:46,575 The mission is simple. We demonstrate fake attacks 400 00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:51,575 - Like in a ghost train? - Yes. We must impress the Japs 401 00:32:52,117 --> 00:32:54,117 Ninja! 402 00:32:54,325 --> 00:32:57,867 Don't worry, just let things happen 403 00:32:58,075 --> 00:33:00,908 - If the Japs... - Ninja! 404 00:33:01,075 --> 00:33:05,242 - Don't play while I'm talking. - You keep saying "yep" 405 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,117 Ninja! 406 00:33:07,575 --> 00:33:09,450 - Everything okay? - Not bad 407 00:33:10,492 --> 00:33:15,200 Minister, we will now drive you to the hotel 408 00:33:15,408 --> 00:33:17,658 Jump in! 409 00:33:21,075 --> 00:33:23,908 - Konichiwa! - What a piece of shit 410 00:33:35,117 --> 00:33:36,992 Drive! 411 00:34:05,575 --> 00:34:07,783 They have left the airport, - 412 00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:12,117 - and follows this route Everything goes as planned. 413 00:34:12,325 --> 00:34:15,408 Excellent. Put me on their frequency 414 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:24,992 Spring roll, come in. Spring roll, do you hear me? 415 00:34:26,992 --> 00:34:29,117 Are you listening, Emilien? 416 00:34:30,117 --> 00:34:32,950 - Do you hear? - Clearly and clearly 417 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:37,283 On the way to the first trap. We will be with you in 20 minutes 418 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,783 20 minutes guys. Watch to warm up 419 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,117 How can we get 20 minutes to go? 420 00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:50,158 Any ideas? 421 00:34:50,867 --> 00:34:54,367 Yes, but 20 centimeters... 20 minutes is too little 422 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:58,908 Then we have to find something we can start with now, - 423 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:03,658 - and finish later. - With my idea it is possible 424 00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:06,950 But I also have an idea 425 00:35:07,492 --> 00:35:10,825 You will surely like it 426 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:15,825 - Maybe it's the same idea. - That would be fantastic 427 00:35:15,992 --> 00:35:19,867 That would be great. Let me hear yours first 428 00:35:22,742 --> 00:35:28,533 We could exploit the 20 minutes to- 429 00:35:29,492 --> 00:35:31,908 - to learn Japanese! 430 00:35:32,117 --> 00:35:33,908 So it wasn't the same idea 431 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:40,992 He doesn't get to see much of Marseille 432 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,658 You must excuse him, he has jet lag 433 00:35:45,158 --> 00:35:48,367 Is it okay to ask? what is he really going to do here? 434 00:35:48,575 --> 00:35:52,825 Sign a big contract, and watch an anti-gang program 435 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:56,242 - He will be impressed. - Do you know the program? 436 00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:59,492 Sure! First we have the suspect 437 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:04,033 A suspect is presumed guilty. Foreigners are super-suspicious 438 00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:09,950 Is a suspect besides foreigner and dark-skinned, he is finished 439 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:15,450 Dark skin indicates that he is relaxing in the sun all day long. Suspicious 440 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,367 Therefore he is guilty. Pure logic 441 00:36:18,575 --> 00:36:21,742 - Is he a good man? - A lot 442 00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:24,325 A young doctor. A friend of my daughter's 443 00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:27,700 I think they are flirting a bit 444 00:36:27,908 --> 00:36:30,408 Normal at their age 445 00:36:30,658 --> 00:36:35,408 To get a confession, Suspects are taken in for questioning 446 00:36:35,617 --> 00:36:38,950 Simple. A trilogy, like Star Wars 447 00:36:39,158 --> 00:36:43,200 Episode 1: Knock him out of health. It provides exercise and relaxation 448 00:36:43,408 --> 00:36:48,325 Episode 2: Empty His Pockets! Then there will be a Christmas celebration 449 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:51,075 Episode 3: Drink to Celebrate! 450 00:36:51,283 --> 00:36:56,450 I am pleased that some young people yet respects our values 451 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,158 - A wonderful son-in-law subject. - Do you think so? 452 00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:01,075 Many gangs? 453 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:05,242 Yes. The most dangerous are the muzzles, there are over 100,000 of them 454 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:08,658 Easy to recognize. Walks in blue, with whistle in mouth and beer in hand 455 00:37:12,367 --> 00:37:15,742 - To the right towards the harbour. - Will stay 456 00:37:15,992 --> 00:37:19,783 - He seems well brought up. - Correct. And polite 457 00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:24,783 Watch out for it. Some are polite, but stabs one in the back 458 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:29,242 Like in the bazaars. They smile widely while stealing people's money 459 00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:32,617 I'm keeping an eye on the slut 460 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,908 Can I ask something? 461 00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:43,783 I'm new to the police, but fire away 462 00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:47,533 What does the word police chief mean? Still using? "Jap"? 463 00:37:49,492 --> 00:37:54,075 Why does the idiot stop? What did I say? What's going on? 464 00:37:54,408 --> 00:37:58,992 Just a small translation problem. Ninja! 465 00:38:02,242 --> 00:38:06,367 No more nonsense. We are arriving at the meeting point... now 466 00:38:27,158 --> 00:38:30,533 - Don't be nervous, it's normal! - Full alarm 467 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,408 Is it normal with rocket attacks? 468 00:38:53,825 --> 00:38:55,533 Which rocket? 469 00:39:00,408 --> 00:39:06,783 Atlas missile redirection. The English don't stand a chance! 470 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:10,325 Impressive. Where does the rocket end up? 471 00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:13,992 Take it easy. Far out at sea 472 00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:17,950 Damn, my boat! 473 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,825 And then... the grand finale 474 00:39:47,283 --> 00:39:48,825 impressive! 475 00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:53,367 Beautiful work, Gibert 476 00:39:53,575 --> 00:39:59,617 Thank you. I'm glad to finally be able to try our scheme 477 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,367 Idiot! 478 00:40:13,575 --> 00:40:15,783 Drive, clear path 479 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,825 Ninja! 480 00:40:21,617 --> 00:40:24,825 - Impressive. - You get used to it 481 00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:27,242 This is how it is every day in Marseille 482 00:40:40,450 --> 00:40:44,283 Your technique is better, but not the pronunciation 483 00:40:45,658 --> 00:40:47,867 Spring roll! Do you hear me? 484 00:40:48,075 --> 00:40:51,742 Yes, it works. I mean... are you guys coming? 485 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:55,783 First attack over. 5 minutes 486 00:40:58,825 --> 00:41:03,283 Petra and I check some things. Everything is as it should be 487 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:07,492 Emilien, it's Gibert. I trust you 488 00:41:08,075 --> 00:41:10,742 Trust me, Petra. I mean... 489 00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:13,658 You can trust her too 490 00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,283 Trust Petra 491 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,783 Now it's your turn 492 00:41:45,617 --> 00:41:48,992 - I asked you to warm up! - We are hot! 493 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,158 Gibert skins you! Look to warm up! 494 00:41:55,242 --> 00:41:58,450 I go for ladies 495 00:42:01,075 --> 00:42:03,950 I'll join. One can never know 496 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,075 Can't you read? 497 00:42:21,283 --> 00:42:25,033 It says "Green Light". Speed ​​up your cart! 498 00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:46,950 We're going to the left. Repeat, left 499 00:42:47,158 --> 00:42:49,533 Well, boss! I repeat: Boss! 500 00:42:53,325 --> 00:42:56,658 - The minister says you drive well. - I don't drive! 501 00:42:56,867 --> 00:43:02,158 And it annoys me that I can't hear the engine 502 00:43:08,325 --> 00:43:11,533 "Sleep in peace"? Am I talking too much? 503 00:43:11,908 --> 00:43:15,575 It is a miniature transmitter that you put in your ear 504 00:43:15,825 --> 00:43:18,408 Brand new. I'm on channel 1 505 00:43:18,617 --> 00:43:21,492 How do we talk together? 506 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,075 I know it's hard for the French, - 507 00:43:24,283 --> 00:43:27,825 - but orders must be executed, not discussed 508 00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:32,158 But what do I do? if you run into problems? 509 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,575 How do I know if you hear me? 510 00:43:41,242 --> 00:43:43,742 One bank means yes, two means no 511 00:43:47,367 --> 00:43:50,158 Do you mind if we talk further? 512 00:43:51,325 --> 00:43:53,033 That's good 513 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:58,200 It's easier to say things in front of a closed door 514 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:04,575 There are things I don't dare to tell you directly 515 00:44:07,450 --> 00:44:10,617 Your eyes don't give me peace. They are- 516 00:44:12,033 --> 00:44:14,325 - so blue! 517 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:18,575 - What does the spring roll do? - What's going on? 518 00:44:18,783 --> 00:44:22,867 Nothing. It's in code, but I can't find the translation 519 00:44:23,075 --> 00:44:26,117 When you look at me... it's incredible 520 00:44:26,325 --> 00:44:29,200 No one has looked at me like that. Not from the front 521 00:44:29,658 --> 00:44:34,158 - Is it part of the program? - Yes, Daniel's program! 522 00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:38,700 It's good to be able to open up 523 00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,367 I hope it doesn't bother you 524 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:47,867 Petra? 525 00:44:49,825 --> 00:44:53,075 - Shall I continue? - I don't understand 526 00:44:53,408 --> 00:44:58,492 Have you noticed that we have come very close to each other? 527 00:45:00,825 --> 00:45:02,825 Not that? 528 00:45:07,575 --> 00:45:09,825 It was better 529 00:45:11,033 --> 00:45:14,617 Now I have to say something which may shock you, - 530 00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:17,367 - but I'll take the chance 531 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,158 He says something stupid! 532 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:22,575 Petra, since day one... 533 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:25,908 i love you 534 00:45:27,117 --> 00:45:29,033 - Nice, Emilien! - What did I say? 535 00:45:29,242 --> 00:45:31,242 Now it's been said 536 00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:36,575 I can't bear to suffer anymore. Tell me if it's mutual 537 00:45:38,867 --> 00:45:42,033 One bank means yes, two means no 538 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,617 Change the channel if you want to talk rudely, we are at work 539 00:45:50,325 --> 00:45:53,033 - Daniel? To the left, boy. - Yes, father 540 00:46:03,325 --> 00:46:05,242 He is not one of us 541 00:46:15,783 --> 00:46:18,575 That's for sure. Not one of ours 542 00:46:37,742 --> 00:46:41,367 What are you doing? Drive! Ninja! 543 00:46:41,575 --> 00:46:44,575 Don't want to be a pessimist, but it smells like a trap 544 00:46:44,783 --> 00:46:49,158 Smells like a trap? I don't smell anything. How about you? 545 00:46:52,742 --> 00:46:57,367 Those trucks are like this that only one car can be driven through 546 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:04,117 No trap there. I have the plan here! No trap 547 00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:06,992 - Drive on! - As you wish 548 00:47:10,617 --> 00:47:12,742 I know what I'm saying 549 00:47:20,367 --> 00:47:22,617 No, so strange! A trap! 550 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,367 What does he do? 551 00:47:40,408 --> 00:47:42,075 Where are we? 552 00:47:55,367 --> 00:47:58,033 It is not in the papers 553 00:48:07,158 --> 00:48:09,200 Lovely! 554 00:48:10,867 --> 00:48:12,742 Good thing we didn't take my taxi 555 00:48:25,033 --> 00:48:27,117 Petra! 556 00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:30,450 What has happened? Where is the Jap? 557 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:34,158 Some ninjas came, and the minister… 558 00:48:34,742 --> 00:48:37,117 He couldn't have flown his way, could he? 559 00:48:37,325 --> 00:48:41,658 Yes. And at that speed He is soon on Mars 560 00:48:43,533 --> 00:48:47,200 Ask the Atlas satellite, it probably saw him 561 00:48:48,117 --> 00:48:49,825 Full alarm! 562 00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:53,700 Stop, police! 563 00:49:47,908 --> 00:49:49,200 Damn! 564 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:26,283 Marseille is complicated 565 00:50:26,908 --> 00:50:30,075 Narrow streets. And the cells is not much bigger! 566 00:50:30,283 --> 00:50:34,908 Down on the ground! I'm a sharpshooter, don't make anything up! 567 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,658 You speak French? 568 00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:41,825 I warn! I shoot! 569 00:50:59,367 --> 00:51:02,492 Is that how you want it? Right! 570 00:51:11,117 --> 00:51:15,533 Where are they? Have they also flown their way? 571 00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:18,283 Emily? 572 00:51:20,075 --> 00:51:23,492 Guess he's in the bin 573 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:27,700 I almost took them, but there were too many 574 00:51:27,992 --> 00:51:30,200 - They kidnapped the minister! - Which one? 575 00:51:30,408 --> 00:51:33,783 Yep, not ours. Disaster! 576 00:51:33,950 --> 00:51:36,242 Yes. And they have taken Petra 577 00:51:36,492 --> 00:51:40,992 Good, she speaks Japanese. Then he feels less lonely 578 00:52:09,242 --> 00:52:12,783 I'm coming. Your father don't let go of me 579 00:52:12,992 --> 00:52:16,658 20 seconds? Now it's two hours. My whole body is on fire 580 00:52:17,658 --> 00:52:20,492 - The whole body? - The whole body 581 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,742 I need a fireman 582 00:52:22,950 --> 00:52:26,492 I'm coming! Watch culture TV, it calms you down 583 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:29,575 - Will be there in 5 minutes. - It won't do! 584 00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:31,950 Four minutes! Emily! 585 00:52:43,408 --> 00:52:47,908 I should never having let her go to the toilet alone 586 00:52:48,117 --> 00:52:52,283 - You should have joined - I thought about it 587 00:52:54,908 --> 00:52:58,242 You've been scraping for an hour. Something new? 588 00:52:58,450 --> 00:53:01,950 There are car tracks, yes. 3 cars 589 00:53:02,158 --> 00:53:06,075 Have you read Sherlock Holmes? to calculate it? 590 00:53:06,283 --> 00:53:09,367 Do you have any tracks we can work with? 591 00:53:09,575 --> 00:53:14,992 Some tire scraps for the laboratory. A laser analysis can tell us more 592 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,908 It gives them time to swim home to Tokyo! 593 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:26,450 Thanks for the drink and the ride, I have to get the taxi 594 00:53:26,658 --> 00:53:29,367 What about the convertible? 595 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:33,492 We are sitting at the bar. These idiots shave the road 596 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:36,117 Help us 597 00:53:36,325 --> 00:53:39,658 Lilly is hot. I have to put out a fire 598 00:53:39,867 --> 00:53:43,325 They have abducted the one I love. Two minutes! 599 00:53:43,533 --> 00:53:47,242 Take a quick look at it, then I'll arrange the rest 600 00:53:52,117 --> 00:53:56,367 There are three black Mitsubishis. A model I don't know 601 00:53:56,575 --> 00:53:58,533 A new model 602 00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:01,450 Tires imported from Japan 603 00:54:01,658 --> 00:54:04,283 - How do you know that? - The smell 604 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:06,408 - Fish? - Where can you find fish? 605 00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:09,158 - In restaurants. - You haddock cake! 606 00:54:09,367 --> 00:54:13,617 Restaurants, and the harbour. The cars were in the harbour, with new tyres 607 00:54:13,825 --> 00:54:18,200 - So they came by boat? - You can whenever you want 608 00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:22,658 - We need to know if they have been stolen. - Baby food! I'm in the process 609 00:54:23,492 --> 00:54:26,242 Put the tweezers away and go home 610 00:54:26,450 --> 00:54:32,033 Monday morning you get whistles, and can analyze street intersections! 611 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,742 Hopeless 612 00:54:35,950 --> 00:54:39,575 Nothing stolen from stock 613 00:54:39,783 --> 00:54:43,033 Bingo? You were wrong 614 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:47,492 3 cars disappear. Why is the theft not reported? 615 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:51,117 The warehouse owners are corrupt. The warehouse is the base! 616 00:54:51,325 --> 00:54:53,450 You are sharp when you want to be 617 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,783 - Full alarm! - No, Emilien 618 00:54:55,992 --> 00:54:57,783 That's my reply 619 00:54:58,992 --> 00:55:00,867 Explain again along the way 620 00:55:04,992 --> 00:55:07,367 Lilly, I'm coming. Do you watch culture TV? 621 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:12,783 No, it was a program about animal breeding. The carpet burned under me 622 00:55:13,075 --> 00:55:16,200 - Your daughter is worried. - Give it to me 623 00:55:16,408 --> 00:55:21,367 Tell mother everything is going well. But I have to keep your friend 624 00:55:21,575 --> 00:55:24,283 He makes a great effort. A good recruit 625 00:55:24,492 --> 00:55:28,742 He drives me home, so you can say good night. Bye 626 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:33,033 Come on, boy. The mission is not over 627 00:56:15,617 --> 00:56:17,450 What does Gibert do? 628 00:56:18,492 --> 00:56:24,575 No idea. He has been to the bathroom for two hours, making strange noises 629 00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:45,700 - What's going on? - I can't say that 630 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:02,617 - They won't come, Emilien. - Are you kidding? 631 00:57:03,075 --> 00:57:07,617 This was probably first base, but they are far away now 632 00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:09,992 Very far away 633 00:57:24,283 --> 00:57:26,658 Suspects approaching. Asian 634 00:57:26,992 --> 00:57:30,283 The criminal always returns back to the scene 635 00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:33,700 That is the first thing we learn 636 00:57:36,325 --> 00:57:38,700 Chief of Police? 637 00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:42,700 - Suspects are approaching. - Excellent 638 00:57:45,367 --> 00:57:47,117 I'm ready 639 00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:01,908 Are you sure, Marco? 640 00:58:02,158 --> 00:58:05,783 Are you wild? It will be the break of the century 641 00:58:05,992 --> 00:58:10,325 There is a mountain of video players there. Ready for pickup 642 00:58:10,533 --> 00:58:12,408 They break in 643 00:58:12,867 --> 00:58:16,908 - They're in the bag! - Are you breaking into yourself? 644 00:58:17,117 --> 00:58:19,867 Yes. No, not always 645 00:58:25,117 --> 00:58:27,117 - Boss, you're not going to... - What? 646 00:58:28,367 --> 00:58:31,242 You must have contact with the crew 647 00:58:31,450 --> 00:58:36,908 I enjoy getting my hands dirty. It reminds of the old days 648 00:58:37,117 --> 00:58:41,283 - It's been a long time. - The memory is distant, - 649 00:58:41,617 --> 00:58:43,825 - but the reactions- 650 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,700 - is fine 651 00:58:49,033 --> 00:58:51,450 Believe me. Thanks for that 652 00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:02,700 - Are you sure there are no guards here? - Relax, not a soul 653 00:59:02,908 --> 00:59:07,700 Everyone watches football. The idiots are glued to the screen 654 00:59:07,992 --> 00:59:10,742 Ready to attack. Wait for signal 655 00:59:16,450 --> 00:59:20,367 - It's a long way down, boss. - Don't be nervous, Emilien 656 00:59:20,575 --> 00:59:25,117 - Tie a knot, I'll take care of the rest. - I doubt this 657 00:59:26,408 --> 00:59:30,033 What did I say? Everyone watches football 658 00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:36,075 Attack! 659 00:59:41,950 --> 00:59:44,575 Oh, damn! 660 00:59:44,992 --> 00:59:47,658 - Emilie? - It holds 661 00:59:50,783 --> 00:59:53,325 Is anyone being slaughtered? 662 00:59:59,950 --> 01:00:02,658 The knot held 663 01:00:05,908 --> 01:00:07,700 Maybe it was the rope 664 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:10,408 - You took the wrong rope. - Oh, yes 665 01:00:10,742 --> 01:00:12,825 Ambulance! Quickly! 666 01:00:31,617 --> 01:00:35,825 I shouldn't have left her alone, or let him fall 667 01:00:36,075 --> 01:00:41,908 She's not coming back from that you sip. Wear a hat! 668 01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:45,700 I do it. But we haven't a single track! 669 01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,867 Ask the right question. 670 01:00:48,075 --> 01:00:50,908 Why didn't they assassinate the minister? 671 01:00:51,158 --> 01:00:53,033 - They will use him. - For what? 672 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,950 - Have they demanded a ransom? - No 673 01:00:56,158 --> 01:00:58,867 They could have kidnapped him at home 674 01:00:59,075 --> 01:01:03,700 But they did it in France. What is the minister going to do in Paris? 675 01:01:03,908 --> 01:01:09,033 Watch a parade with the president, write nuclear and train contracts 676 01:01:09,242 --> 01:01:12,075 Perhaps they will prevent the contracts 677 01:01:12,283 --> 01:01:14,825 But they are useful for Japan! 678 01:01:15,075 --> 01:01:18,492 He's right. Yuki Tsumoto will prevent signing 679 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:22,617 I recognize you. Weren't you a flight attendant? 680 01:01:23,075 --> 01:01:28,200 My name is Han Li. I work for Japanese counterintelligence 681 01:01:28,533 --> 01:01:32,658 I do that too. Emilien, Marseille police 682 01:01:32,908 --> 01:01:36,575 - Daniel is... - Learning. To sink to their level 683 01:01:36,783 --> 01:01:39,867 Festive. Who is Yuki Tsumoto? 684 01:01:40,075 --> 01:01:44,617 A yakuza. Rules northern Japan, very powerful and conservative 685 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:48,283 Opponents of airplanes, express trains, nuclear power and tourism 686 01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:51,533 He goes to action so that France never again will agreements be made with Japan 687 01:01:56,033 --> 01:01:59,450 Tsumoto has sent two hypnotists here 688 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:03,117 They will get the minister to- 689 01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:06,617 - to kill someone. Maybe the president 690 01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:11,533 France will break all diplomatic ties with Japan 691 01:02:11,742 --> 01:02:13,450 - Exactly. - It's sick 692 01:02:13,658 --> 01:02:17,700 We have to free your friend and the Minister before the 11.00 parade 693 01:02:17,908 --> 01:02:22,200 - I have to inform the boss. - Him in plaster, or him in dreamland? 694 01:02:22,408 --> 01:02:26,450 Listen here. You want to save the girl, she wants to save the minister 695 01:02:26,658 --> 01:02:31,867 We're in a hurry, there's no point in awaken the entire state apparatus 696 01:02:32,075 --> 01:02:33,950 - Right? - You're right! 697 01:02:34,158 --> 01:02:38,283 We scratched the Germans. The Japs break not us, excuse the choice of words! What now? 698 01:02:38,533 --> 01:02:40,575 Do you have technology to track them down in Paris? 699 01:02:40,783 --> 01:02:43,450 - Not at all. - It's baby food! 700 01:03:11,283 --> 01:03:14,950 Thank you, Joe. You have saved the day! We talk 701 01:03:16,408 --> 01:03:19,575 I know the hiding place. A new building in the 14th district 702 01:03:19,783 --> 01:03:22,325 Sure it's her? That it is them? 703 01:03:22,575 --> 01:03:27,033 Three black Mitsubishis with a bound blonde? 704 01:03:27,242 --> 01:03:32,117 - Full speed to the airport! - No flight for 3 hours 705 01:03:33,783 --> 01:03:37,200 We need to get to Paris as soon as possible! 706 01:03:37,867 --> 01:03:40,242 Pay attention! It's war! 707 01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:44,033 - Soldiers! - It's me, Daniel! 708 01:03:44,283 --> 01:03:46,575 Daniel! Where are the troops? 709 01:03:46,825 --> 01:03:51,367 Downed! It's just us left. And you are in debt to me, aren't you? 710 01:03:51,658 --> 01:03:53,950 - Confirmed. - Now I need help! 711 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:10,992 What the hell are they doing? 712 01:04:21,242 --> 01:04:23,117 Nice, it's in a box! 713 01:04:23,325 --> 01:04:28,700 Hope you know what you're doing, because I don't know! 714 01:04:28,950 --> 01:04:31,658 - Better suggestions? - Not standing 715 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:33,575 Think fast! 716 01:04:56,367 --> 01:04:59,617 - I know that. Put me off! - Too late 717 01:05:20,492 --> 01:05:24,700 - Are you all right, guys? - Dead good! 718 01:05:24,908 --> 01:05:27,367 Let me know if you run into problems 719 01:05:28,908 --> 01:05:32,158 Problems! We're losing a parachute! 720 01:05:32,408 --> 01:05:36,617 Therefore there are three. One or two always fail! 721 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:43,450 - Have you got a driver's license? - Yes 722 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:47,117 Take the wheel. Move! 723 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,950 - I try to manage. - Where am I going? 724 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,908 Straight ahead! 725 01:06:01,117 --> 01:06:03,242 Straight ahead? Yes, well 726 01:06:04,492 --> 01:06:08,533 Relax, it will get better 727 01:06:12,117 --> 01:06:14,492 It's really good 728 01:06:17,325 --> 01:06:18,950 Hi Lilly! 729 01:06:19,867 --> 01:06:22,867 - Who is the woman who vomits? - A hostess 730 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,200 - No, nurse! - Are you at a massage institute? 731 01:06:27,408 --> 01:06:32,367 No, we're in heaven! Your father directs us from the plane 732 01:06:32,575 --> 01:06:35,408 Emilien manages, I fix the parachute, - 733 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,367 - the nurse sings to calm us down 734 01:06:38,575 --> 01:06:40,283 Have you smoked a whole bush? 735 01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:44,575 I'm trying to save Petra and a Japanese minister 736 01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:48,992 I'll call when we land That's not true! 737 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,658 - How are you, my friend? - Absolutely great 738 01:06:54,158 --> 01:06:56,700 She never believes me 739 01:06:58,533 --> 01:07:01,242 Try to go a little to the left 740 01:07:01,492 --> 01:07:05,242 We turn left. I repeat, left 741 01:07:18,242 --> 01:07:20,033 Does it stand? 742 01:07:22,742 --> 01:07:26,492 No danger, stay calm! Marseille police. Move! 743 01:07:34,658 --> 01:07:36,700 - Do you know them? - Yes 744 01:07:36,908 --> 01:07:40,950 One of my old students. I think I'll walk home 745 01:07:43,408 --> 01:07:45,367 - Good day, Lionel. - Good day, Jacques 746 01:07:45,617 --> 01:07:47,658 - Monsieur Coutta. - How is it? 747 01:07:51,408 --> 01:07:55,533 - Is everything ready? - Except for the Japanese minister 748 01:08:20,617 --> 01:08:23,867 I see her! She is so beautiful! 749 01:08:24,117 --> 01:08:27,033 - She is unharmed, I mean. - And the minister? 750 01:08:27,242 --> 01:08:30,075 He is also doing well. He does gymnastics 751 01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:39,700 Now we have to try to save them 752 01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:44,992 - We have to notify your friend. - It won't be easy 753 01:08:45,283 --> 01:08:47,658 - How stupid I am! - You don't say that? 754 01:08:47,867 --> 01:08:50,325 Her earplug! 755 01:08:50,908 --> 01:08:53,367 Petra! 756 01:08:55,242 --> 01:08:58,492 They are now ready to kill 757 01:08:59,158 --> 01:09:01,283 Are you listening, Petra? 758 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:07,742 We are close. I see you 759 01:09:08,158 --> 01:09:13,908 Get up, and turn against me! 760 01:09:16,992 --> 01:09:20,408 Get up so I can see how you are bound 761 01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:27,700 - What's going on? - It's not my fault 762 01:09:27,950 --> 01:09:30,492 - Idiot! - Fairy! 763 01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:32,742 Sit down, we're coming 764 01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:35,492 - Easier said than done. - I have a plan 765 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,408 I was afraid of it 766 01:09:38,158 --> 01:09:43,033 Now you just hear what I say to you 767 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:46,950 As I tell you. 768 01:09:51,492 --> 01:09:54,492 They obey me 769 01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:58,825 They only do what I command 770 01:10:15,992 --> 01:10:21,033 They fall asleep 771 01:10:25,492 --> 01:10:28,492 Raise your arms 772 01:10:33,450 --> 01:10:37,658 Con-nichon-a! Now it's my turn 773 01:10:38,075 --> 01:10:40,450 I'm good at hypnosis 774 01:10:40,783 --> 01:10:43,242 Sit down. Abrupt! 775 01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:47,658 Lie down. Awesome! 776 01:10:47,867 --> 01:10:49,825 And then, good night 777 01:10:52,867 --> 01:10:56,367 don't move, or you'll have to you too sleep. Long! 778 01:10:56,575 --> 01:10:58,783 Go, I've got you covered! 779 01:11:03,825 --> 01:11:06,033 What are you doing? 780 01:11:53,867 --> 01:11:56,408 It wasn't necessary. I had them 781 01:11:56,617 --> 01:11:59,617 - It is not charged. - What do you mean? 782 01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:02,992 How are you? 783 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:07,242 I emptied the magazine yesterday 784 01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:12,033 Has it never been charged? 785 01:12:13,450 --> 01:12:16,700 I was afraid that you would hurt you 786 01:12:39,033 --> 01:12:42,117 I'm awfully late! Can you help me? 787 01:12:45,367 --> 01:12:47,908 Forget it, I can handle it! 788 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:53,117 - Jump in. - Are you sure? 789 01:13:15,908 --> 01:13:17,783 Stop them! Stop that cab! 790 01:13:44,742 --> 01:13:46,867 Sushi? 791 01:13:47,117 --> 01:13:48,492 The road is blocked! 792 01:14:19,783 --> 01:14:21,908 Japs in sight! 793 01:14:35,367 --> 01:14:36,450 Now there is a smaller one 794 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,450 We get off at the next station. 795 01:15:01,575 --> 01:15:04,033 The car is too heavy. They are good 796 01:15:04,242 --> 01:15:06,533 Ask your colleagues for help 797 01:15:06,783 --> 01:15:09,158 Forget it, the Paris police hate us 798 01:15:09,408 --> 01:15:12,242 Just pray nicely 799 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:14,617 What are you doing? 800 01:15:25,658 --> 01:15:28,492 Aren't the little gay boys on parade? 801 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:33,825 Don't you like handsome soldiers? Would you rather go together? 802 01:15:34,158 --> 01:15:38,783 How about a little gay spectacle? Try to catch me up! 803 01:15:45,283 --> 01:15:49,283 - Didn't you go a little far? - No, they probably took it well! 804 01:15:51,825 --> 01:15:55,742 Take him alive! I want to strangle him myself! 805 01:16:10,950 --> 01:16:13,075 Where are you? 806 01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:17,617 Trocadéro? 807 01:16:17,825 --> 01:16:19,783 Exchange at the Châtelet 808 01:16:36,742 --> 01:16:38,450 A bus! 809 01:16:53,033 --> 01:16:55,075 Look, the Eiffel Tower! 810 01:17:03,533 --> 01:17:05,992 Don't walk on the grass! 811 01:17:19,908 --> 01:17:22,117 - Straight ahead. - Good 812 01:17:27,658 --> 01:17:31,158 - There is one - Take that cab! 813 01:17:33,117 --> 01:17:34,658 - Kamikaze! - What? 814 01:17:36,075 --> 01:17:37,617 Kamikaze! 815 01:18:58,575 --> 01:19:01,117 The car is too heavy! 816 01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:04,658 - I can get off. - No, come up with something else! 817 01:19:08,950 --> 01:19:11,242 - Call the general. - Can you hear me? 818 01:19:11,450 --> 01:19:14,700 Clearly and clearly! How is the Paris trip going? 819 01:19:14,908 --> 01:19:16,533 We don't get to see everything 820 01:19:16,783 --> 01:19:21,408 He must have the Dauphine tunnel blocked. We're laying a trap! 821 01:19:21,742 --> 01:19:23,283 Give me 5 minutes 822 01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:27,075 - Hello? - Picard? 823 01:19:27,325 --> 01:19:29,450 - It's Bertineau. - At your service 824 01:19:29,658 --> 01:19:34,200 - Can you do without some tanks? - It can probably be arranged 825 01:19:36,992 --> 01:19:38,700 We are in Passy. He needs to pick up the pace! 826 01:19:50,867 --> 01:19:53,533 We are here. What does he do? 827 01:19:55,117 --> 01:19:57,867 We are in place. The tunnel is blocked 828 01:19:58,117 --> 01:20:00,783 - 4 minutes, 32 seconds. - Top, General! 829 01:20:01,117 --> 01:20:02,992 Hold tight! 830 01:20:08,242 --> 01:20:11,992 - I don't want to play! - Would you rather be shot? 831 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,450 I don't want to be smashed against a tank! 832 01:20:15,825 --> 01:20:18,825 I want to be with Petra before i die 833 01:20:19,033 --> 01:20:22,367 Relax, I'll take you to paradise 834 01:20:23,992 --> 01:20:26,283 I'd rather stay here! 835 01:21:02,867 --> 01:21:05,408 Learn to drive a car! 836 01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:12,533 - You scared the life out of me again. - One day you will learn to trust me 837 01:21:17,158 --> 01:21:20,992 He says you were amazing. Do you want to be his driver? 838 01:21:21,242 --> 01:21:25,367 Thanks for the offer, but now I just want to go home 839 01:21:25,617 --> 01:21:29,533 Yes, we're going home. Can we drop you off somewhere? 840 01:21:35,242 --> 01:21:37,450 - No, not TV! - Just five minutes 841 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:40,867 I will see if I can see your father in the parade 842 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,617 It looks like Daniel's taxi. That's funny 843 01:22:01,075 --> 01:22:02,158 Emily? 844 01:22:13,783 --> 01:22:16,950 It's something completely new 845 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,658 A spy taxi 846 01:22:21,242 --> 01:22:24,075 I'll drop you off at the stands, then I stick 847 01:22:24,283 --> 01:22:25,992 This is not the place for me