1 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,333 (WIND BLOWING) 2 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:21,567 (ELGIN BREATHING HEAVILY) 3 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:28,000 ELGIN: Inside. 4 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,367 All right. 5 00:00:29,467 --> 00:00:31,867 Make it good. Let's do that again. 6 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:36,600 Okay, Coach, why don't you watch it now? 7 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,967 Watch out, Bailey. 8 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:46,400 Let's stop that ball. Stop it! 9 00:00:47,433 --> 00:00:48,833 Yeah. 10 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:50,867 Let's do it again. 11 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,467 All right. 12 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:55,933 Smith, the mighty foot, moves downfield 13 00:00:56,033 --> 00:01:00,300 with amazing agility, intense concentration. 14 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,067 Ah! You've been reading too much, Smith. 15 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,567 Oh! (GASPING) 16 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,767 (MUSIC PLAYING) 17 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:38,867 (WOMAN AND MAN MOANING AND GASPING) 18 00:04:54,967 --> 00:04:56,633 (BOTH MOAN LOUDLY) 19 00:04:57,367 --> 00:04:58,867 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 20 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:00,200 DAVID: What? FELICIA: David? 21 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,400 DAVID: Huh? What? Uh... 22 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,267 Let me in. (DAVID COUGHING) 23 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:05,433 Who's in there? 24 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:10,067 DAVID: Uh, just a minute. Just a minute. Hold it. 25 00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:13,967 Uh, yeah. Uh... 26 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,300 Oh, hi, hi! 27 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,833 (DOOR CLOSES) FELICIA: What are you doing? 28 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:20,067 DAVID: Uh, nothing, I just... 29 00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:22,933 FELICIA: Don't tell me what I heard! I heard noises! 30 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:25,733 Well, I was sleeping. I may have been tossing and turning in my sleep. 31 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,267 Oh, come on! I mean, who are you trying to fool? 32 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:29,167 What do you mean? I was lying in bed. I was asleep. 33 00:05:29,267 --> 00:05:30,400 I had an incredible dream. 34 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,600 (BOTH CONTINUE ARGUING) 35 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh, hi, you're Elgin, right? 36 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,167 Look, uh, I just wanted to make sure I came in through the right window. 37 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:42,900 Um, do you have a sweater or something I could put on? 38 00:05:46,133 --> 00:05:48,067 (EXHALES) 39 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,767 Would you like pants or shoes? 40 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:52,900 No, I... I won't be here very long. 41 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:55,633 I could've plummeted to my death. 42 00:05:55,733 --> 00:05:58,067 I could've just got double pneumonia. 43 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,867 Yeah, it's hot, it's cold, it's freezing! 44 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,133 Well, make yourself at home. 45 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:04,567 You wouldn't believe what just happened. 46 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,167 Yes, I would. 47 00:06:06,267 --> 00:06:08,800 Well, see, he has to get rid of her and then I can go back, 48 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,200 so it'll just be... David said you'd understand. 49 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,567 Right, listen, I would love to talk to you, but I have a test tomorrow. 50 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:18,100 Ooh! You know, some women are so jealous. 51 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:21,367 I'm not. Are you? 52 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:24,400 Well, I don't think I'd like it if my girlfriend was messing around, no. 53 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,500 That's sweet! That's old-fashioned. 54 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,400 I like that in a man. 55 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,467 Now, listen, uh, could we discuss this another time? 56 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,833 Because I have a test tomorrow and it's very important to me. 57 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:36,067 I'll find something to read. 58 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:40,300 Ooh, Five Stages of Greek Religion. 59 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,633 Unconscious Guide. 60 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:45,900 (GASPS) Dialogues of Plato. 61 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:48,267 The Divine Comedy. 62 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:51,533 (LAUGHS) Don't you have something more substantial? 63 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,733 I wasn't expecting company. 64 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,100 Well, don't let me interrupt you. 65 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,700 (LAUGHS) 66 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,333 Hey, what did you think when you saw me out there on the window? 67 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:01,333 Like, what did you say to yourself? 68 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:06,767 (SIGHS) You know, I'm not gonna be here very long. 69 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:08,967 (DAVID AND FELICIA MOANING) 70 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:15,467 Well, I guess I'll be a little bit longer than we thought. 71 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:16,900 (FELICIA MOANS LOUDLY) 72 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,233 (BELLS TOLLING) 73 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:26,900 Hey, Elg! I wanted to thank you... 74 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:33,367 Hey, Elg! Elgin! 75 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,700 Hey, I really appreciate what you did for me last night, man. 76 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,233 Yeah. 77 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,467 Shelley likes you. 78 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:41,533 Very good. 79 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:43,133 No, I mean, she really likes you. 80 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:45,133 Will you slow down for a minute? Nope. 81 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:47,533 How'd you like to go out with her? 82 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,600 Pass. 83 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,067 What's the matter, Elgin, you blind? 84 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,700 Did you see what jumped through your window last night, huh? 85 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,467 (BOTH GROAN) 86 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,567 God damn it, David, this is my workout. 87 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,067 Sorry. 88 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,733 You don't find her attractive? 89 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,267 Yeah, she's very attractive. 90 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:01,933 Well, then, why not? 91 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,133 'Cause she's not my type. 92 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,067 Not your type? 93 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,567 What the hell are you lookin' for? 94 00:08:06,667 --> 00:08:09,800 What I'm not looking for is something casual. I've had that. 95 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,367 Oh, I see. Yeah. 96 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:14,367 You're looking to fall deeply and romantically and spiritually in love. 97 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:18,333 Like Romeo, Yeats, Keats! 98 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,733 How about Shelley? 99 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,500 Come on, the four of us, dinner Friday night. 100 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,933 You and Shelley, me and Felicia. 101 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:26,567 Uh, Felicia doesn't know about Shelley? 102 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:29,900 No, I love Felicia. 103 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:33,067 Come on. David, I don't think you know what love is. 104 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,500 Love is what feels good. Will you go out or not? 105 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,133 (CHUCKLES) I'll think about it, huh? 106 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,700 Okay, Romeo. 107 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,533 Just remember, Romeo wound up dead, Romeo. 108 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,600 SHELLEY: The guy looks at the man with pears in his ears, and he says, 109 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,933 "Hey, buddy, you've got pears in your ears." 110 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,067 And the guy says, "I know, I couldn't find any bananas." 111 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:58,100 Ha-ha! 112 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,900 Elgin, uh... FELICIA: I know exactly what I'm going to have. 113 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:04,533 Um, I'll have the clams casino to start with, 114 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:07,600 and then the veal of piccata, 115 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:12,600 and may I also have a small salad with no tomatoes. 116 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,867 Shelley? 117 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:16,133 I just have no idea. 118 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:17,433 What are you going to have, Elgin? 119 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,800 A hamburger. 120 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,067 Hamburger! That's a great choice for an Italian restaurant. 121 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:24,667 SHELLEY: I think it sounds delicious. I'll have one, too. 122 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,833 FELICIA: Mmm, maybe I'll have a hamburger. 123 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,067 DAVID: Oh, Jesus. 124 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,400 I'm gonna have the fettuccini to start 125 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,433 and then the, uh, sultan bulgalo romano. 126 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,600 FELICIA: Oh, wait, that sounds perfect. WAITER: Sure. 127 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,400 FELICIA: Uh, what's the specialty of the house? 128 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:39,933 WAITER: Chicken cacciatore is pretty good. 129 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:43,400 FELICIA: Chicken cacciatore. Now, that's what I actually want. 130 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,500 WAITER: One Chicken cacciatore, two hamburgers, 131 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,533 one fettuccini, and a sultan bulgalo. 132 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,867 DAVID: Right. 133 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:51,800 FELICIA: Oh, wait, I've changed my mind. 134 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,267 DAVID: No, no, no, no. She hasn't changed her mind. 135 00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,133 SHELLEY: Do you know her? 136 00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:01,367 Oh, I hate that when you think you recognize someone. 137 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,867 You'll probably wake up in the middle of the night and then think of it. 138 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:07,467 FELICIA: Maybe he won't be asleep in the middle of the night. 139 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,600 SHELLEY: (CHUCKLES) Do you have insomnia? 140 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,833 DAVID: Elgin, are you all right? 141 00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:15,200 You're sitting there like a stoned asshole. 142 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,267 I hate that language! 143 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,200 (BELLS TOLLING) 144 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,267 Food wasn't bad. 145 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,267 It wasn't great. 146 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:28,100 It was, uh, expensive. 147 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:41,033 Well, I guess I'm goin' over to Felicia's for a while. 148 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,267 Yeah, like, approximately all night. 149 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,533 Good night, everyone. 150 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:53,767 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 151 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,067 Would you like to go out for a drink or something? 152 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:58,467 I don't have any dope. 153 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,867 I bet I can find your room. 154 00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:04,067 Once I've been someplace once, I'm just like a homing pigeon. 155 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,633 My room? 156 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:06,833 Yeah. 157 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,967 Third floor? 158 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,067 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) The second one on the left. 159 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,067 Hey, you make your bed. 160 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,233 I beg your pardon? 161 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:21,600 I said you make your bed. 162 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,167 Most men around here don't, you know. 163 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,300 I don't make mine very often. 164 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,833 Hey, I like you better than David, you know? You wanna know why? 165 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,067 Why? 166 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,400 Well, 'cause David's so sure of himself. 167 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,400 He's always positive he's gonna get a girl to bed. 168 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,867 There's nothing shy about him at all. But you're kind of... 169 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:45,200 Well, I think shyness is a wonderful quality. 170 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,533 Strong, silent... 171 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:50,833 You know, still waters run deep and all that. 172 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800 You wanna make love? 173 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,900 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 174 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:00,800 Just like that? 175 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,200 (LAUGHS) 176 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,700 Have you been reading a lot of Cosmopolitan or something? 177 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:10,867 You may not believe this, but I've never said that to a guy before. 178 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:13,600 But you're kind of different. 179 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,567 I feel sort of maternal. 180 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:23,767 Well, it's not in a bad way, it's in a sexy way. 181 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:27,233 You know, I think of you as kind of the good Lord of the Manor. 182 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,433 You know what I mean? 183 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:33,500 (CHUCKLES) Well, there are good Lords of the Manor 184 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,167 and there are bad tenant farmers. 185 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,800 David's like a bad tenant farmer. 186 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:41,633 He's sort of crude and rough and sexy, 187 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:44,700 but, uh, the good Lords of the Manor 188 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,833 are pure and quiet in strong ways... 189 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:47,933 Shelley, what are you doing? 190 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,867 They wouldn't just... 191 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:51,567 Uh, I'm taking my clothes off. 192 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:57,700 They wouldn't just, uh, make love to a girl because they, you know... 193 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,700 Well, I mean, they wouldn't make love to a girl unless they really felt something. 194 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,900 Um... 195 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,667 You know? 196 00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,133 That feels nice. 197 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,867 Shelley... 198 00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,133 Now why don't you get undressed? 199 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,633 I can't just do this. 200 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,100 Oh, yeah, you can. 201 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,800 No, no, no, no, no, I can't! All right? 202 00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:28,567 You think I'm not good enough for you? 203 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,200 No. 204 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,633 You probably want Felicia. 205 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,067 No, I don't want Felicia. 206 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,567 (SIGHS) 207 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,867 It's because I threw myself at you. 208 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,767 No, you're a very beautiful girl, Shelley! 209 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,233 You think I threw myself at you. 210 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,533 Listen to me. You can't handle a real woman. 211 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,067 You want us all to be shy about it. 212 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,167 You know, I don't come on like this to just anybody. 213 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,833 Shelley, I believe you. 214 00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:48,367 Listen, now, I don't want you to leave here angry. 215 00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,600 You don't know what you want. 216 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,067 Yes, I do. 217 00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,133 See you around! 218 00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,367 MIKE: Hey, Elgin, busy day! 219 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,367 Good to see you, Michael. 220 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,067 MAN: Young man? 221 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,067 A refill on the coffee, please. 222 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:11,567 Yes, sir. Refill on the coffee. 223 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,667 Havin' fun? (CHUCKLES) 224 00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,467 Oh, am I having fun. 225 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,100 What are you doin' here? 226 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,067 I'm trying to have a cup of tea. 227 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,200 What are you doing here? 228 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300 I work here. 229 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,400 I see. 230 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,233 Uh, what are you drinking? Can I, uh... 231 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:58,800 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Well, can I get you some hot water? 232 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,867 That'd be terrific. All right. 233 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,300 Here we...are! 234 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,433 No rest for the weary. 235 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,133 Yeah? Are you okay? 236 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,700 It's very hot. 237 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,433 Thank you. You're welcome. 238 00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,767 You're staring at me. 239 00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:26,067 No, I'm staring at your book. 240 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,400 Why? 241 00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:31,433 'Cause it looks familiar. Madame Bovary. 242 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,900 Flaubert. Right. 243 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,300 Are you studying him? I mean, are you in a course that, uh... 244 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,233 No! No, no, it's just something I always wanted to read. 245 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,633 ELGIN: That's such a coincidence, you have no idea. 246 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,333 Flaubert writes with such great precision, doesn't he? 247 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,100 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 248 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,800 He's one of the great masters. 249 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,867 Oh, I'm sorry! 250 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,967 I don't believe I just did that. 251 00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:01,833 (CHUCKLES) It's okay. Do you have some napkins or something? 252 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:05,600 Oh, yeah. I ruined your book. I'm really sorry. 253 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,067 Oh, don't worry. It'll dry. 254 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,467 It's really not the best edition anyway, 255 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,067 if you don't mind my saying so. 256 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,567 The translation is much too colloquial. 257 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,767 It's not nearly as elegant as Flaubert's real style. 258 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,533 I have a wonderful edition if you'd let me lend it to you, please. 259 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:19,767 Young man... 260 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,500 Wait. 261 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,667 (STAMMERS) Wait! 262 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,067 Don't go away. I'll be right back in one second, okay? 263 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:31,067 Yes, sir? Giving a class? 264 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,500 I'm sorry, sir, what was it you had? 265 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,800 Coffee! Coffee. 266 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,067 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 267 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,133 That's for the coffee, keep the change. 268 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,933 There is no change. There was no coffee. 269 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,467 Hi. Hi. 270 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,933 Is Caroline Hedges here? 271 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,767 Yes, I think she's upstairs. You want me to get her? 272 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:10,767 Yeah, please. Would you tell her that Elgin Smith is here? 273 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:13,733 Oh, no, tell her it's the Flaubert person. 274 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,500 Monsieur Flaubert. 275 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,600 I hate French. 276 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,367 How you doin'? 277 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:24,767 Okay. I wasn't expecting you this evening. 278 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:30,267 Oh, well, I had some time and I thought that your copy might still be wet, so... 279 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,767 That sounded ridiculous, didn't it? 280 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:35,300 It looks brand new. You shouldn't have done that. 281 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,067 No, I wanted to. 282 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,533 (READING IN FRENCH) 283 00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,433 Elgin Smith. 284 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,500 Elgin. 285 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,100 Thank you very much, Elgin. 286 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,800 I appreciate it. 287 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,300 What does it mean? 288 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,067 Don't you read French? 289 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:03,167 Should I? 290 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,067 Well, you were reading Flaubert. 291 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,267 Yeah, but in English! 292 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,100 And to think I spent all that time on the verbs. 293 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,467 They look very nice. (CHUCKLES) 294 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,567 Are you all right? 295 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:18,067 Yeah, I'm fine, really. 296 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:22,333 Well, would you like to come out and have a cup of coffee with me? 297 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,700 No, but thank you. 298 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:27,967 Okay. 299 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,933 I hope you enjoy the book. 300 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,900 Bye. Goodbye. 301 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,867 Hi, want some coffee? 302 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,633 Well, I'm here at school on a partial scholarship, 303 00:19:00,733 --> 00:19:04,667 and, uh, I keep having these dumb jobs. 304 00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:10,900 And my parents own a hardware store in Wilton. 305 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,833 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 306 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,067 Do you wear a little apron and sell nails? 307 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,333 Yes. And I made a mess of everything. 308 00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:23,200 But I was very cute. 309 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,833 The one time I wanna find out about a person, and I do all the talking. 310 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,300 You wanna find out about me? 311 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400 Mmm-hmm. 312 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,700 (CHUCKLING) 313 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,667 What does your father do? 314 00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,867 He died. Oh. 315 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,600 It was a long time ago. 316 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:51,233 I saw you last night at Gino's! 317 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,067 Oh. 318 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,633 Who were you with? 319 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:57,933 A friend. 320 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,867 A friend, friend? Or a friend? 321 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:07,033 You're a very direct person. 322 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,567 Well, you didn't answer my question. 323 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:09,867 I know. 324 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,467 Well, I really have to go. I have a test tomorrow. 325 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,067 Religious Philosophies. 326 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,667 Oxtan's class? 327 00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:26,733 Yes. 328 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,800 I'm in that class. 329 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,533 You are? I've never seen you there. 330 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:39,733 Well, I haven't been able to make it, 'cause of this job situation. 331 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,967 It's nice to know you will be back. 332 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,467 OXTAN: Aw, cut the crap, Smith. Who's the girl? 333 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,700 Dr. Oxtan, I need Religious Philosophies. 334 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,367 We are already three weeks into the course. 335 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:22,267 Yeah, well, my freshman thesis though, I... 336 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,500 Spinoza, I know. 337 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,167 (CHUCKLES) It's a campus phenomenon. 338 00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,767 Every year around this time, 339 00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:31,733 when students have sized up the quarry in the courses they didn't take, 340 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,867 somebody arrives proclaiming that 341 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:38,967 he cannot live without Advanced Calculus Three, 342 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:43,400 or the Scottish Tractarian, or Religious Philosophies. 343 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,467 Well, Dr. Oxtan, I can assure you... 344 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:48,400 That in your case, it's Spinoza and not sex. 345 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,700 Unfortunately, I can spot you all a mile off. 346 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,100 But I don't feel I should deprive you of the opportunity 347 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,167 to at least try on the outside chance 348 00:21:58,267 --> 00:22:01,400 you might soak up some knowledge inadvertently. 349 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,333 All right, you're in. 350 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:07,700 Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. 351 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,733 Smith, I hope she's worth it. 352 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:14,767 (BELL TOLLING) 353 00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:19,800 OXTAN: We have in the poet, Dante Alighieri, 354 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:25,067 probably the greatest interpreter of the doctrine of the late Middle Ages. 355 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:28,433 As we have seen, it was an age of great architecture, 356 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:29,833 of great theology. 357 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,433 And of the greatest and most profound faith. 358 00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:35,833 It produced Saint Francis, Saint Dominic, Saint Bernard. 359 00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,333 (WHISPERING) 360 00:22:42,067 --> 00:22:43,667 The Divine Comedy, 361 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,433 or The Comoedia, as we shall refer to it, 362 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:53,933 traces the progression of a soul from a state of sin to a state of ecstasy. 363 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:58,433 This is accomplished through great self-denial, 364 00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:01,700 through penitence, and through contemplation. 365 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,900 Now, who leads Dante on his journey? 366 00:23:05,067 --> 00:23:10,167 First, Virgil leads, then Beatrice the Divine, Beatriche. 367 00:23:10,267 --> 00:23:13,500 She represents love. But not love as we might think of it. Mr. Smith. 368 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:17,667 In as much as you requested permission to enroll in this class 369 00:23:17,767 --> 00:23:20,333 only three days ago, I would hope for your fullest attention. 370 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,967 I'm sorry, sir. 371 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,967 Inattention is due to the fact that you already are familiar with the work. 372 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,233 No, sir. 373 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:29,533 Why don't you tell us about Dante's conception of love? 374 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:38,400 Well, uh, I think... (CLEARS THROAT) 375 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,167 I mean, as I understand it, Dante's conception of love is always, well... 376 00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:44,300 Um, then sort of my own conception of it. 377 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,867 Indeed. 378 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:50,933 Um, I don't think that I could hope to state it any better 379 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:53,400 than Professor Charles Hall Granchard, who said, quote, 380 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,367 "According to Dante's doctrine, 381 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,533 "uh, love is an attribute of the gentle heart alone, 382 00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:01,633 "there it slumbers until aroused by a worthy subject. 383 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,200 "The woman who awakens this gentle love 384 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,133 "must be a symbol of angelic nature or heavenly intelligence 385 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:08,500 "and devotion to her is worship." 386 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,600 Unquote. 387 00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:18,100 Excellent. 388 00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:20,100 Hmm. 389 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,167 Uh, the fourth counter for Thursday, 390 00:24:23,267 --> 00:24:27,833 please prepare a three-page paper on some element of the symbolism. 391 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:33,467 Don't make it too brilliant. I'm not up to it this week. Dismissed. 392 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:39,800 You were wonderful. 393 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,433 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 394 00:24:42,533 --> 00:24:44,333 Dante's kind of a favorite of mine, you know? 395 00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:45,800 I lucked out. 396 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,733 Is that really your idea of love? 397 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,467 Yeah, I think so. 398 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:52,600 Say, I'm real sorry that I lied to you 399 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:56,633 about the whole classroom situation, you know, and, uh... 400 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:58,300 I'm very flattered. 401 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,800 Oh. Mmm-hmm. 402 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,633 Well, in that case, are you sure 403 00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:04,700 you won't change your mind and have dinner with me? 404 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,433 Oh, I can't. 405 00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:09,133 But I have tickets for the Philharmonic for tonight, if you wanna join me. 406 00:25:09,233 --> 00:25:10,200 Oh, yes. Oh, yes? 407 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,333 That's fantastic! Okay. 408 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:12,600 Great! 409 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,200 Oh, what time? 410 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,300 Uh, 7:00-ish. 411 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,267 Hey, Elg. 412 00:25:27,367 --> 00:25:28,500 Don't you ever knock? 413 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,567 Nope. 414 00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:31,067 Which one of these do you like? 415 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,533 I like the blue one, but then again, the blue one is nice. 416 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:35,067 How about the blue one? Blue one. 417 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,633 Do me a favor and tie this, would you? 418 00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:37,700 You don't know how to tie a tie? 419 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,900 Come on, I'm real nervous. 420 00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:40,467 What are you nervous about? 421 00:25:40,567 --> 00:25:41,533 I'm late. 422 00:25:41,633 --> 00:25:43,200 You got a hot date? 423 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:44,933 (CHUCKLES) 424 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,433 You look like you're getting married. 425 00:25:46,533 --> 00:25:48,067 I'm going to the Symphony. 426 00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:50,400 To the Symphony? 427 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,733 Yeah, where do you think is a nice place to go eat afterwards? 428 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:53,800 My room. 429 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,733 Come on, it's a real question, David. 430 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,100 Give me a real answer, huh? 431 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,433 Uh, Mulligan's. Take her to Mulligan's. It's quiet. It's cozy. 432 00:26:00,533 --> 00:26:04,833 It doesn't cost a whole lot. It's very romantic. 433 00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:09,300 You should say, "Hey, let's go to Mulligan's for a bite to eat." 434 00:26:10,733 --> 00:26:12,867 Thank you. You're welcome. 435 00:26:12,967 --> 00:26:14,933 The Symphony, huh? 436 00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:16,233 (SINGSONG) Symphony! 437 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,567 Bye, David. (SINGSONG) To the Symphony! 438 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:21,300 To the Symphony! 439 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,067 To the Symphony! 440 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,367 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 441 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,833 (LAUGHING) 442 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,200 (SNORING) (CHUCKLING) 443 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,833 Oh, stop it! 444 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,200 (CONTINUES CHUCKLING) 445 00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,167 (BOTH LAUGHING) 446 00:28:11,867 --> 00:28:13,067 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 447 00:28:28,767 --> 00:28:30,600 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 448 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,967 Caroline! 449 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,500 John, look who's here. 450 00:28:40,633 --> 00:28:42,233 How are you, Caroline? 451 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,700 I'm fine. 452 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,300 Ann, this is Elgin Smith, Ann March. 453 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,767 How do you do? 454 00:28:47,867 --> 00:28:48,867 Caroline, dear. 455 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,067 John. 456 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,900 How do you do? I'm John March. 457 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,767 Hi, I'm Elgin Smith. 458 00:28:59,067 --> 00:29:00,900 I thought that Mozart went well. 459 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,100 ANN: You two must let us take you out for a drink. 460 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,067 Please? 461 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,200 Uh, thank you very much, but we already have plans. 462 00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:17,700 Well, another time, then. 463 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,333 Yes, of course. 464 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,900 It's nice to see you Caroline. 465 00:29:24,067 --> 00:29:25,167 Elgin. 466 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,400 I didn't think you wanted to go. 467 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,933 Would you take me home, please? 468 00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:43,067 Don't you want to go over to Mulligan's for a bite to eat? 469 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:44,200 No. 470 00:29:53,467 --> 00:29:55,767 I was hoping he was a relative. 471 00:29:55,867 --> 00:29:57,100 (SCOFFS) 472 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,500 (SNIFFLES) Well, he's not. 473 00:30:06,067 --> 00:30:08,300 I really don't care what he is. 474 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:16,733 I really don't feel like going home tonight. 475 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,733 Would you mind if I spent the night with you? 476 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,200 I don't mean it the way it sounds. 477 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,267 (CHUCKLES) 478 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:26,167 (SNIFFLES) I just don't wanna be alone. 479 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,600 All right. 480 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:33,033 Thank you. 481 00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:39,967 (SIGHS) 482 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,800 (SIGHS) 483 00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:41,067 Is that my hair? 484 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:45,133 I certainly hope so. 485 00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:46,567 (CHUCKLES) 486 00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:48,233 Hmm. 487 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,567 (SIGHING) 488 00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:54,267 Good morning. 489 00:31:54,367 --> 00:31:56,700 (INHALES SHARPLY) Ah! Aah! Oh! 490 00:31:57,933 --> 00:31:59,600 Don't move. (GASPS) 491 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:04,067 Was I on your arm all night? 492 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,067 Aah. What arm? 493 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,967 Oh, how did you sleep? 494 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,700 Aah... (SHUSHING) 495 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:12,800 Thousands of pins. 496 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:15,167 Does this hurt? (YELLS) 497 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,233 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 498 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,167 Just relax. 499 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,267 Does it still hurt? 500 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,567 You are so beautiful. 501 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,433 (CHUCKLES) 502 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:51,500 I can't get these pants off. 503 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,933 Maybe you'd better just stand up. 504 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,467 Don't go away. (CHUCKLES) 505 00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,367 I'm shaking. 506 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:08,333 Think I'm nervous? 507 00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:09,767 Who cares? 508 00:34:12,867 --> 00:34:14,067 (GRUNTS) 509 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,567 (GIGGLING) 510 00:34:23,433 --> 00:34:24,900 I love you. 511 00:34:25,067 --> 00:34:26,900 You don't even know me. 512 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,767 I do. 513 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,367 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 514 00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:25,600 Oh! 515 00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:27,767 Oh, yes! 516 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,467 Oh, yes! 517 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,400 Oh! 518 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:35,067 Oh! 519 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,567 Yes! 520 00:35:38,633 --> 00:35:39,700 Yes! 521 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:42,333 Elgin! Yes! 522 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,067 Oh, yes, Elgin! 523 00:35:47,067 --> 00:35:48,267 (MOANS) 524 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:23,433 You're so beautiful! 525 00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,633 (GIGGLING) 526 00:36:48,267 --> 00:36:50,300 You're crazy! 527 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,700 Do you think you could ever love me? 528 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,333 Mmm, I want to. Very much, I want to. 529 00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:58,067 And you will. 530 00:36:58,167 --> 00:36:59,167 'Cause I'm gonna make you. 531 00:36:59,267 --> 00:37:00,400 Mmm! 532 00:37:07,733 --> 00:37:08,767 Oh! 533 00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:10,833 (SIGHS) Oh... 534 00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:13,533 Not fair. 535 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,467 (BOTH MOANING) 536 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:38,900 Caroline? 537 00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:40,333 Hmm, what? 538 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,067 I just wanted to say your name. 539 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,733 You know, I want to tell you something. 540 00:37:58,867 --> 00:38:00,200 That was the first time... 541 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,667 First time? 542 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,367 The first time? 543 00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:06,767 (CHUCKLING) 544 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,300 What do you mean? 545 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,733 (BOTH CHUCKLING) No. 546 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,833 What do you mean? 547 00:38:11,933 --> 00:38:16,567 That was the first time that it's ever felt right. 548 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:21,867 You know, like it should feel when you when you make love to somebody. 549 00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,267 Elgin... 550 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:35,267 You're a very special person. 551 00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:48,500 (MOANING) 552 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:13,767 One time, I went for a walk in the zoo and it was snowing. 553 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,100 I saw the Bactrian camel. 554 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:26,300 He was holding his head straight up in the air 555 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,067 with his mouth open and his tongue out. 556 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,067 Snowflakes were falling on his tongue. 557 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:39,300 I don't know if he'd ever seen snow before. 558 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:45,267 I don't even know where Bactria is or if it snows there. 559 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,733 Maybe he was remembering the snow. 560 00:39:53,867 --> 00:39:56,367 Or maybe it was a new feeling 561 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:59,167 and an old one for him at the same time. 562 00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:06,333 That's how I feel right now. 563 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,700 (DOOR OPENS) 564 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,767 Hey, El... Whoa! 565 00:40:13,067 --> 00:40:15,000 Hey, Elgin, I think your fly's unzipped! 566 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,933 (CHUCKLING) 567 00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:18,567 Bonner, would you get out of here? 568 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:21,033 So, this is what you've been hiding from me! 569 00:40:22,567 --> 00:40:28,667 Hi, I'm David Bonner, Elgin's lonely next door neighbor. And you are? 570 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:29,733 Get out of here! 571 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,167 Okay, okay. 572 00:40:31,267 --> 00:40:32,500 Get out of here! 573 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,067 But, uh... 574 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,133 When you get fired for being late, don't say I didn't try. 575 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:42,100 God! 576 00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:48,067 Oh, boy! Elgin! 577 00:40:48,167 --> 00:40:49,267 (LAUGHING) 578 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:50,633 Now I will take you in my arms. Kill it, Bonner! 579 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,333 I will love you forever. (SQUEALS) 580 00:40:52,433 --> 00:40:53,800 I always will light your fire! 581 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,467 Yeah, I'll leave, I'll leave, but tell me your name. 582 00:40:56,567 --> 00:40:58,833 I get a merit badge for this, so I'm takin' my badge and whatever... 583 00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:00,433 Get out of here! 584 00:41:02,733 --> 00:41:04,200 Don't mind him, he's insane. 585 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,267 (GIGGLING) 586 00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:07,067 Listen, I gotta go to work. 587 00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,800 You come over as soon as you can 588 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:12,300 and I'll serve you some breakfast on the house, all right? 589 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,933 I'll have to go home and change first. 590 00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:15,800 All right. (PANTING) 591 00:41:18,733 --> 00:41:19,833 Mmm! 592 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:21,867 I love you. 593 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,400 Bye! 594 00:41:28,633 --> 00:41:29,700 Bye! 595 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,200 (DOOR CLOSES) (LAUGHING) 596 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:40,633 Hello, again. 597 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,633 Hello, again. 598 00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:46,533 Hello, again and again. 599 00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:49,467 You gonna walk across campus dressed like that? 600 00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,600 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 601 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,467 Yeah? Oh, thank you. 602 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,200 I could give you a ride. 603 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:58,433 No, no, I don't mind walking. 604 00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:02,133 Who are you? I mean, what's your name? 605 00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:05,967 Caroline. Caroline Hedges. 606 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,900 You any relationship to Sam Shrub? 607 00:42:10,933 --> 00:42:13,400 (BELLS TOLLING) 608 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,667 Why don't you let me drive you back to your house? 609 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:24,333 All right, but don't think it is any form of encouragement. 610 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,467 Your car, my lady. 611 00:42:43,967 --> 00:42:45,167 Thanks! 612 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:00,100 Hey, Elgin! 613 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,167 You son of a bitch! 614 00:43:12,267 --> 00:43:14,467 Wait a minute! Elgin, I was tryin' to do you a favor. 615 00:43:14,567 --> 00:43:15,833 Oh, some favor! 616 00:43:15,933 --> 00:43:17,267 Elgin, no! 617 00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:21,933 Stop it! Both of you, stop it, right now! Stop it! 618 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,067 Oh, shit! 619 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,867 (YELLS) (GRUNTS) 620 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:27,367 Elgin, are you all right? 621 00:43:27,467 --> 00:43:29,533 No, I don't think so. 622 00:43:29,633 --> 00:43:30,633 What about me? 623 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:31,900 You'll live! 624 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,400 Don't cross her! She's mean! 625 00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:38,800 ELGIN: Did he try and make a date with you? 626 00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,367 CAROLINE: (LAUGHING) No! 627 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:42,900 What? 628 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:45,067 What makes you think I'd go out with him anyway? 629 00:43:45,133 --> 00:43:46,533 You wouldn't? No! 630 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:54,067 Is my nose bleeding? No. 631 00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,067 Come on, Elgin, get on, or you're gonna be fired for sure. 632 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,500 ELGIN: Oh, shit, help me get up! 633 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,200 (REVVING ENGINE) 634 00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:12,400 Hi, Marge. 635 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,667 Smith. 636 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:27,133 You're fired! 637 00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:29,633 (CROWD CHEERING) (WHISTLE BLOWING) 638 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,400 That's it! 639 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,300 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 640 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:02,433 They put him in at the end last time. Made a great save. 641 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,733 It bounced right off his head. 642 00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:08,700 (PLAYERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 643 00:45:12,367 --> 00:45:13,900 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 644 00:45:15,067 --> 00:45:16,600 MAN 1: Are you all right? 645 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,667 PLAYER 1: Who hit him? 646 00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:18,733 MAN 1: Who got him? PLAYER 2: Who got that? 647 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,767 MAN 2: Is he okay? 648 00:45:20,867 --> 00:45:22,733 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 649 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,567 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 650 00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,367 MAN 2: All right, let's go. 651 00:45:48,133 --> 00:45:49,433 Oh, Elgin! Hey! 652 00:45:49,533 --> 00:45:51,533 CAROLINE: Yay, Elgin! 653 00:45:51,633 --> 00:45:52,967 (WHISTLES) 654 00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:55,267 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 655 00:45:58,067 --> 00:46:00,300 (PLAYERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 656 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:39,233 (CHEERING) 657 00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,600 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 658 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,467 (PLAYERS WHOOPING) 659 00:46:57,567 --> 00:46:59,300 (SCREAMING) 660 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,100 Isn't it wonderful? 661 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,867 It's a fuckin' miracle! 662 00:47:02,967 --> 00:47:05,467 CAROLINE: I'm glad you lost your job. 663 00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:07,300 ELGIN: This is my job from now on. 664 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,667 CAROLINE: Mmm. 665 00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:12,067 How could you be so good at it? 666 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,200 ELGIN: What's that supposed to mean? 667 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,800 It's a compliment. 668 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,100 Let me ask you something. 669 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,100 Mmm, what? 670 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,667 See, I don't know for you, but for me... 671 00:47:22,767 --> 00:47:26,300 I just said that it was wonderful! That you were wonderful! 672 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,833 Yeah, and I don't see how it could be any better than it is with us, 673 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:29,900 and I was wondering... 674 00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:31,133 If I felt the same way? 675 00:47:31,233 --> 00:47:32,600 Yeah, that's part of it. 676 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:35,400 The answer's, "Yes, I do." 677 00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:41,167 Where are you going? 678 00:47:41,267 --> 00:47:42,900 Do I satisfy you? 679 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:48,067 Yes, in a lot of ways. 680 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:50,667 Like... Wait a minute. No... 681 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,533 Where are you going? 682 00:47:54,267 --> 00:47:55,667 Do you come? 683 00:47:57,933 --> 00:47:59,500 Do you have orgasms? 684 00:48:00,633 --> 00:48:02,400 (CAROLINE CHUCKLING) 685 00:48:05,167 --> 00:48:07,400 You don't mean orgasms, do you? 686 00:48:08,867 --> 00:48:11,100 What do you think I've been doing? 687 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,300 When? 688 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,400 When? 689 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,533 Elgin, I was coming all over the place. 690 00:48:17,167 --> 00:48:18,733 When, exactly? 691 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:20,900 How could you miss it? 692 00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:22,200 Be more specific. 693 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:25,933 (SIGHS) 694 00:48:26,067 --> 00:48:28,433 Where were you? I could hardly breathe, 695 00:48:28,533 --> 00:48:30,967 and my body was having convulsions. 696 00:48:33,067 --> 00:48:34,567 Oh, that was it, huh? 697 00:48:35,867 --> 00:48:37,533 Yeah, that was it. 698 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,300 I'm sorry. 699 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,667 Next time I'll send up flares. 700 00:48:42,767 --> 00:48:44,233 (LAUGHS) No, it was beautiful. 701 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,067 Mmm, thank you very much. 702 00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:48,900 Do you come with everybody? I mean, all the guys you sleep with? 703 00:48:49,067 --> 00:48:50,567 Only with you. 704 00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:52,300 Ha! 705 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,633 Don't ask such stupid leading questions. 706 00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:56,267 Well, it's just that all I ever hear about 707 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:58,933 or read about in the world is female orgasms and I've never seen one. 708 00:48:59,067 --> 00:49:00,700 I just wanted to know for sure. 709 00:49:02,633 --> 00:49:05,600 Well, now you've seen many. You can be sure. 710 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:11,167 It's just that with a guy, you know, there's an obvious, uh, 711 00:49:11,267 --> 00:49:13,567 progression of events, you know. 712 00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:15,433 First, uh... 713 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,733 You're hard. 714 00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:22,067 Yeah, and then, uh, you know... 715 00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:25,233 White sticky stuff. Yeah. 716 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:26,367 And then, you know... 717 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:28,500 Then you're soft and no good to me anymore. 718 00:49:31,433 --> 00:49:33,067 Why couldn't I say that? 719 00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:45,800 That guy, John March, did you sleep with him? 720 00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,233 Yes. 721 00:49:53,067 --> 00:49:57,400 I guess it's 'cause I've actually seen the guy that makes him more real. 722 00:49:58,433 --> 00:50:00,033 What does he do? 723 00:50:00,633 --> 00:50:02,133 He's a lawyer. 724 00:50:04,033 --> 00:50:05,967 Huh. Figures. 725 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,233 How'd you meet him? 726 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,667 He's in my father's firm. 727 00:50:17,767 --> 00:50:19,733 He and his wife, the lady we met at the concert, 728 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:21,233 are very good friends with my mother. 729 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:23,500 I've known her since I was little. 730 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,067 Her daughter, Dottie, was very nice to me, 731 00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:27,867 and I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 732 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:34,000 Was he nice to your mother, too? 733 00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:40,233 Elgin, can we just shut up and make love? 734 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,700 (CHUCKLING) 735 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,133 How old is this guy? 736 00:50:44,233 --> 00:50:45,267 Forty-six. 737 00:50:45,367 --> 00:50:47,533 Forty-six? 738 00:50:47,633 --> 00:50:50,967 You and I together aren't 46. I believe I made a request. 739 00:50:51,067 --> 00:50:52,933 Did you come with him? 740 00:50:54,733 --> 00:50:55,967 Did you? 741 00:50:58,367 --> 00:51:00,333 I don't remember. 742 00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:02,767 He's real experienced, isn't he? He's very experienced. 743 00:51:02,867 --> 00:51:06,700 Elgin, do you have any idea how much this is turning me off? 744 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:11,433 WOMAN: Important, red light means you have to get on the line. 745 00:51:11,533 --> 00:51:13,433 White light, just plug in an outside line, 746 00:51:13,533 --> 00:51:16,133 and if you have any trouble, phone me. 747 00:51:19,467 --> 00:51:21,067 If you know how. 748 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,733 (CLEARS THROAT) 749 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:40,267 Caroline Hedges, please. 750 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:44,067 No, I tried her private line. When do you expect her? 751 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,767 The whole weekend? 752 00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:50,200 Did she say where? Did she leave a number? 753 00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:54,167 Is there a message for Elgin Smith? 754 00:51:55,633 --> 00:51:57,100 Are you sure? 755 00:51:58,067 --> 00:51:59,267 Oh, no. 756 00:52:00,433 --> 00:52:02,400 No, thank you very much. 757 00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:08,067 Huh! 758 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,167 CAROLINE: Miss Caroline Hedges announces 759 00:52:41,267 --> 00:52:44,200 she's going A.W.O.L. from Religious Philosophies, 760 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:48,333 and anything to do with a college education, for the weekend. 761 00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:51,133 She very much requests the pleasure 762 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:54,667 of Mr. Elgin Smith's company at her family's house. 763 00:52:54,767 --> 00:53:00,600 Empty, I might point out, for a celebration of us. 764 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:02,900 Dress is formal, which in the case of Mr. Smith, 765 00:53:03,067 --> 00:53:06,433 means soccer shoes are permissible, but no sweat suits. 766 00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:10,867 Love...Caroline. 767 00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:27,967 I've never seen anything like this. 768 00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:31,300 We don't use it much anymore. 769 00:53:38,067 --> 00:53:39,700 I love this room. 770 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:46,267 When you know this room, then you'll know me. 771 00:53:46,367 --> 00:53:48,233 Is this your yearbook? 772 00:53:49,067 --> 00:53:50,100 Yes. 773 00:53:51,067 --> 00:53:52,400 Put it down. 774 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:54,900 Do you have a picture in here? 775 00:53:55,067 --> 00:53:57,400 Put it down! You can't look at it. 776 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,667 I found you. 777 00:54:02,733 --> 00:54:05,167 Uh, what a homely child! 778 00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:07,900 (BLOWS) That's cute! 779 00:54:11,633 --> 00:54:14,667 What's this? Have you been practicing behind my back? 780 00:54:14,767 --> 00:54:16,500 Yes, that should pass. 781 00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:23,933 Have you met Helen? Helen, this is Elgin. 782 00:54:24,067 --> 00:54:25,933 (TOY SQUEAKS) Hi, Helen. 783 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:27,833 Helen wants a kiss. 784 00:54:27,933 --> 00:54:29,067 Yeah. 785 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,067 (KISSES) 786 00:54:31,133 --> 00:54:33,133 (BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 787 00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:35,967 (LAUGHING) 788 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:40,567 Dry cleaner. What? 789 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:42,633 I need these clothes. (LAUGHS) 790 00:54:42,733 --> 00:54:45,567 I need these clothes. Get them off! Take 'em off! 791 00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:47,533 Quickly, quickly! Before the truck leaves. Take your pants off! 792 00:54:47,633 --> 00:54:48,967 Quick! Quick! 793 00:54:49,067 --> 00:54:51,767 What do you say we run away and get married? Elope? 794 00:54:51,867 --> 00:54:53,233 (CHUCKLING) 795 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:55,267 Don't be silly. 796 00:54:55,367 --> 00:54:57,600 I'm not being silly. I love you. 797 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,600 We can live right here. 798 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,433 On what? 799 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,367 We can eat the curtains. 800 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:07,900 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 801 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:14,133 Come on, your mother wouldn't mind. She'd like me. 802 00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:17,500 Wouldn't she? So would your father if he were alive. 803 00:55:23,067 --> 00:55:24,833 Daddy only liked me. 804 00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:30,900 How long ago did he die? 805 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:38,433 Seven years. 806 00:55:48,367 --> 00:55:50,067 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 807 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,600 I wanna show you something. 808 00:56:02,367 --> 00:56:04,667 There used to be a path here. 809 00:56:04,767 --> 00:56:06,067 Come on. 810 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,767 (LAUGHS) Oh, that's just incredible! 811 00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:16,133 God! 812 00:56:16,233 --> 00:56:17,800 Are there miniature people in here? 813 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:21,333 (LAUGHS) It was my playhouse. 814 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:26,500 Your family really knew how to live. 815 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,767 Yeah. My father built it, piece by piece. 816 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:33,400 Took him four years. 817 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,267 My father told me that I was a little princess. 818 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:56,933 And as long as I stayed here, 819 00:56:57,067 --> 00:56:59,067 he'd keep the dragons away. 820 00:57:01,433 --> 00:57:03,767 The detail is just incredible. 821 00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:09,433 There used to be little furniture. 822 00:57:09,533 --> 00:57:13,567 And the balcony? He let me put that in. 823 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:16,333 The rest of it, the rest of it he did himself. 824 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,667 He actually made his own world. 825 00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:23,100 Yeah. Just didn't wanna live in it. 826 00:57:39,067 --> 00:57:40,300 (UNZIPPING) 827 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,200 (CHUCKLES) 828 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:44,167 Elgin, it's too clammy in here. 829 00:57:51,867 --> 00:57:53,067 We just did this! 830 00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:55,100 And we're gonna keep doing it till we get it right. 831 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:56,700 Not here! 832 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,200 Come on, take advantage of my youth. 833 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,567 No, Elgin, please, I don't feel like playing around! 834 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:02,200 Elgin, stop it! 835 00:58:12,133 --> 00:58:14,733 (SOBBING) I don't know why I did that. 836 00:58:19,067 --> 00:58:20,667 I don't know why. 837 00:58:26,367 --> 00:58:28,700 This is where your father killed himself? 838 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,933 I thought... 839 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:39,133 I thought I was all cried out on that stuff. 840 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:48,300 It's okay. (CONTINUES SOBBING) 841 00:59:00,467 --> 00:59:02,067 (PHONE RINGING) 842 00:59:13,933 --> 00:59:14,967 Aren't you gonna answer it? 843 00:59:17,067 --> 00:59:18,133 Do you want me to? 844 00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:22,333 It's your house. 845 00:59:25,667 --> 00:59:27,667 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 846 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,700 What are you thinkin' about? 847 01:00:20,667 --> 01:00:22,133 About us. Hmm. 848 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,733 That's nice. 849 01:00:28,867 --> 01:00:30,967 Elgin, I can't see you anymore. 850 01:00:31,067 --> 01:00:32,667 What? No, keep driving. 851 01:00:32,767 --> 01:00:35,367 (HORN HONKING) (TIRES SCREECH) 852 01:00:38,767 --> 01:00:40,567 ELGIN: What the hell are you talking about? 853 01:00:41,367 --> 01:00:43,867 That was John on the phone. 854 01:00:43,967 --> 01:00:47,200 I'm still in love with him and there's no way of getting around it. 855 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:49,700 He wants me back, and I've gotta give it another try. 856 01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:52,400 You love me! 857 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,067 I've been with him for three years. 858 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,067 There wasn't anybody before John. 859 01:00:57,167 --> 01:00:59,733 I just can't walk away from him now, 860 01:00:59,833 --> 01:01:02,133 no matter how I feel about you. 861 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:05,167 I need to see him! 862 01:01:05,267 --> 01:01:07,867 I can't change my feelings. I love him. 863 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,700 I wish I didn't, but I do. 864 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,767 And not me! 865 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,567 Elgin! 866 01:01:38,167 --> 01:01:39,967 I love you so much! 867 01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:46,900 I couldn't love you like this unless you loved me, too. 868 01:01:49,067 --> 01:01:51,200 Can't we drive back together? 869 01:01:53,867 --> 01:01:56,067 Look, if you go see this guy, 870 01:01:58,467 --> 01:02:00,067 sleep with him. 871 01:02:02,233 --> 01:02:04,200 No, don't sleep with him! 872 01:02:08,567 --> 01:02:10,100 (ENGINE STARTS) 873 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:23,767 Hey, Elgin, hi. 874 01:02:23,867 --> 01:02:25,267 Hi, Shelley. 875 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,067 How are you? 876 01:02:32,233 --> 01:02:33,467 (SIGHS) 877 01:02:35,567 --> 01:02:37,367 Things that bad, huh? 878 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:44,833 Hey, uh, can I talk to you for a minute? 879 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:47,600 Sure. 880 01:02:52,367 --> 01:02:54,667 Third floor, second on the left. 881 01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:11,667 Well, here we are, home of my greatest triumph. 882 01:03:13,067 --> 01:03:15,300 Sit down. Have a seat. 883 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,300 Sound like a receptionist. 884 01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:24,467 Have a seat. The doctor will be right with you. 885 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:27,767 (CHUCKLES) Oh, Doc, it's an emergency. I have a broken light. 886 01:03:27,867 --> 01:03:29,833 Maybe we should X-ray it. 887 01:03:35,433 --> 01:03:40,633 Hey, Elgin, you know, I know I made a fool out of myself the last time I was here. 888 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:43,533 I'm sorry, I think I made it worse than it had to be. 889 01:03:43,633 --> 01:03:45,067 Don't worry about it. 890 01:03:45,133 --> 01:03:46,533 Yeah, well, I'm just sorry. 891 01:03:46,633 --> 01:03:48,267 It's ancient history. 892 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:51,100 You really are a sweet person. 893 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,900 Shelley, if one more person tells me I'm sweet, I'm gonna throw up. 894 01:03:54,067 --> 01:03:58,100 Okay, you're a mean, rotten, cruel son of a bitch! 895 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,567 (CHUCKLING) 896 01:04:00,067 --> 01:04:01,600 Thank you. 897 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:04,400 And while we're on the subject, 898 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,533 do you know where David is? 899 01:04:07,333 --> 01:04:08,567 (GROANS) 900 01:04:09,567 --> 01:04:10,567 No. 901 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:16,300 Does he ever talk to you about me? 902 01:04:18,067 --> 01:04:20,833 He says you have a pretty free relationship, whatever that means. 903 01:04:20,933 --> 01:04:25,333 I mean, does he ever say he likes me? 904 01:04:27,567 --> 01:04:29,467 I'm sure he likes you, Shelley. 905 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,367 Think he loves me? 906 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,433 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 907 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,300 Do you love him, Shelley? 908 01:04:47,067 --> 01:04:48,533 I don't know. 909 01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:55,900 We've just always had this casual relationship, 910 01:04:56,067 --> 01:04:59,167 and, uh, I've got a lot of interests, you know? 911 01:05:00,867 --> 01:05:05,500 I didn't really think, uh, I could fall in love, but... 912 01:05:07,567 --> 01:05:10,700 Well, we have a lot of fun together. 913 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,833 You know, he's the only one I really have a lot of fun with, I... 914 01:05:13,933 --> 01:05:16,067 How do you know you don't love him then? 915 01:05:16,100 --> 01:05:18,633 'Cause I don't. Uh, maybe I do. 916 01:05:19,933 --> 01:05:21,667 I don't know. 917 01:05:21,767 --> 01:05:26,067 See, I don't know how I feel about people. 918 01:05:29,633 --> 01:05:33,533 Well, what do you think? Do you think everything's just a mess? 919 01:05:33,633 --> 01:05:35,067 I mean, do you think that everybody's 920 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:37,067 looking for something that they can't find? 921 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,433 (CHUCKLES) 922 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,467 Hey. 923 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,067 Hey. 924 01:05:50,133 --> 01:05:52,267 (SOBBING) Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 925 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:56,100 Come on. 926 01:06:00,967 --> 01:06:04,067 I love him. You know, I love him? 927 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,200 I know. I know. I really do. 928 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,533 You half-breed! Oh, excuse me, folks. 929 01:06:12,633 --> 01:06:14,667 Hey, wait a minute! David! 930 01:06:14,767 --> 01:06:19,067 David, wait a second! Uh, listen, I was waiting. 931 01:06:19,133 --> 01:06:20,800 You know, I thought we were gonna go out or something. 932 01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:22,333 DAVID: I got something to do. I'm late for it. I gotta go. 933 01:06:22,433 --> 01:06:23,733 SHELLEY: Well, what are you doin' now? Maybe... 934 01:06:23,833 --> 01:06:25,433 DAVID: Nothin', I just... I'll talk to you about it. 935 01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,233 Bye. 936 01:06:34,067 --> 01:06:35,833 We're gonna go out tomorrow night. 937 01:06:39,467 --> 01:06:41,267 Do you wanna make love? 938 01:06:44,067 --> 01:06:46,067 I always end up saying no to you, don't I? 939 01:06:46,167 --> 01:06:47,367 (SIGHS) 940 01:06:57,900 --> 01:07:00,733 Shelley, you don't have to take it, you know. 941 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,167 (LAUGHING) 942 01:07:05,467 --> 01:07:06,833 Yes, you do. 943 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,267 Just wait'll it happens to you. 944 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,500 (DOOR CLOSES) 945 01:07:18,633 --> 01:07:20,367 (CAROLINE LAUGHING) 946 01:07:48,933 --> 01:07:50,400 Good morning. 947 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,567 I'd like to talk to you. 948 01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:57,633 Elgin, I told you my situation. 949 01:07:57,733 --> 01:07:59,167 I'd hoped you'd understand. 950 01:07:59,267 --> 01:08:01,200 What the hell are you doing, Caroline? 951 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:03,167 I mean, what are you doing with your life? 952 01:08:03,267 --> 01:08:05,700 What are you doing with my life? 953 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,600 I don't wanna do anything with your life, and I just wanna live mine. 954 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:13,500 You're acting like I'm a stranger. I'm not a stranger! 955 01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,933 I just don't wanna have a scene with you! 956 01:08:15,067 --> 01:08:16,267 You already have a scene with me. 957 01:08:16,367 --> 01:08:19,200 It's over, Elgin! It's over! 958 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,867 I've been very honest with you! 959 01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:23,867 You just can't do this to people! 960 01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:27,533 I love you! I'm good for you! I know I am! 961 01:08:27,633 --> 01:08:29,867 I think you're very sweet. I'm not sweet! 962 01:08:29,967 --> 01:08:33,867 Jesus Christ, Caroline, you can't do this to us! You just can't! 963 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,167 Please, I'm drained! 964 01:08:38,967 --> 01:08:43,067 I'm sorry. I'm really very sorry. I can't stand hurting you. 965 01:08:43,133 --> 01:08:44,267 I think you're a lovely person. 966 01:08:44,367 --> 01:08:45,367 You're a cunt! 967 01:09:04,733 --> 01:09:06,533 Is there something I can help you with, David? 968 01:09:06,633 --> 01:09:08,967 Yeah, where's your other cufflink? 969 01:09:09,067 --> 01:09:11,767 I seem to recall you losing it last time. 970 01:09:11,867 --> 01:09:15,467 Well, it's very inconsiderate of you not to buy another pair, Elg. 971 01:09:15,567 --> 01:09:19,067 Yeah, well, I'll have to remember that next time. 972 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,100 You okay? I was kidding. 973 01:09:24,233 --> 01:09:27,133 I mean, if I looked as bad as you feel, we'd both be in big trouble. 974 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,700 Do you have any dope? 975 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,233 No, you should've felt bad yesterday. 976 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:33,533 The whole lot of it, it's gone. I've got some sleeping pills. 977 01:09:33,633 --> 01:09:36,733 I don't wanna go to sleep, David, I just wanna go numb! 978 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:40,333 (SCOFFS) Why don't you go out and have a good time and live it up a little bit? 979 01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:42,400 Take somebody out! Take Shelley out. She's a good time. 980 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:43,633 I'm not interested in Shelley. 981 01:09:43,733 --> 01:09:45,200 Do you know she's in love with you? 982 01:09:46,533 --> 01:09:48,067 Yeah, I know. 983 01:09:49,367 --> 01:09:50,700 I mean, but who could take that seriously? 984 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,233 Now, all we do is have a good time. 985 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:53,533 (LAUGHS) 986 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,767 David, you are crazed! 987 01:09:56,867 --> 01:09:59,367 Look, Elg, you can't take the woman thing too seriously. 988 01:09:59,467 --> 01:10:00,900 You gotta remember that! 989 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,000 More from David Bonner, and the great ideas of Western Man series. 990 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:05,200 Look, why don't we just go out and get, 991 01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:08,133 you know, drunk and bar fight or something, okay? 992 01:10:08,233 --> 01:10:09,933 That sounds like a big effort. 993 01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:11,700 Well, it's better than sittin' around here and mopin'. 994 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,200 Why sit here and mope when you can sit in a bar and mope? 995 01:10:15,133 --> 01:10:16,533 (DOOR SLAMS) 996 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,300 It's not such a big deal going to college. 997 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,433 Look how many people do it. 998 01:10:26,433 --> 01:10:27,800 I'm Bonnie. 999 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,200 So am I. 1000 01:10:31,733 --> 01:10:33,233 Are you drunk? 1001 01:10:36,467 --> 01:10:38,767 I'm trying awfully hard, Bonnie. 1002 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,400 I hate unfunny drunks. 1003 01:10:57,967 --> 01:10:59,167 Oh, oh! 1004 01:11:03,933 --> 01:11:04,967 Hi! 1005 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:08,067 Hi. 1006 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:12,333 John, you remember Elgin Smith? 1007 01:11:12,433 --> 01:11:15,400 Yes, I remember. Hello. How are you, Elgin? 1008 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,233 Hi, I'm John March. 1009 01:11:35,267 --> 01:11:36,567 (SIGHS) 1010 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,200 Psst! 1011 01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:46,267 Hi! 1012 01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:47,900 The wrong one's here. 1013 01:11:48,067 --> 01:11:49,067 Hi. 1014 01:11:50,233 --> 01:11:52,233 You're sitting in a draft. 1015 01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:53,867 I am a draft. 1016 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,133 What time was he supposed to be here? 1017 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,300 9:30. 1018 01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:04,433 Well, it's past 11:00. Come on. 1019 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:12,333 I'll make you a cup of hemlock. 1020 01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:32,467 (SIGHS) Boy, aah! I hope I'm not in this body tomorrow. 1021 01:12:32,567 --> 01:12:34,067 (CHUCKLES) 1022 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:35,267 What's your problem? 1023 01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,200 (SIGHS) Whee! 1024 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,967 Shelley! Yes! 1025 01:12:39,967 --> 01:12:41,700 Let me ask you something. 1026 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,200 Yes. 1027 01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:46,667 How does anybody manage to get anything done when they're in love? 1028 01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:49,067 (LAUGHS) Are you in love? 1029 01:12:49,167 --> 01:12:50,233 Yes. 1030 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:56,233 Well, it helps if you're loved back. 1031 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:57,700 Mmm-hmm. 1032 01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,467 Not that I'd know. 1033 01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:03,200 Tonight, I'll know... 1034 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,633 (LAUGHING) 1035 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,700 You know, he should've been here tonight. 1036 01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,500 Why? Oh, Shelley, is it your birthday? 1037 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:15,967 No, it's his birthday. 1038 01:13:16,667 --> 01:13:17,633 Oh! 1039 01:13:17,733 --> 01:13:19,333 BOTH: Ohh! 1040 01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:20,667 (LAUGHS) 1041 01:13:34,433 --> 01:13:36,567 If I ask you a third time, you have to. 1042 01:13:38,767 --> 01:13:40,433 You don't have to ask. 1043 01:13:40,533 --> 01:13:42,833 (LAUGHING) 1044 01:13:42,933 --> 01:13:48,067 Okay! Have you ever tried any positions from the Kama-sutra? 1045 01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:49,233 I doubt it. 1046 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:51,067 I'll tell you about Krishna and Radha. 1047 01:13:51,133 --> 01:13:53,367 Oh, okay. 1048 01:13:54,467 --> 01:13:56,300 Uh, wait! 1049 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,833 (LAUGHS) 1050 01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:00,933 Krishna was the god of all the heavens. 1051 01:14:01,067 --> 01:14:03,800 And, uh, Radha was this young Indian maiden 1052 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:05,633 that he wanted to make love to, 1053 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:09,867 but because he was a God and she was just a maiden, he couldn't do it. 1054 01:14:09,967 --> 01:14:14,933 So, uh, he invented a position called the D-F-I-ing position. 1055 01:14:15,067 --> 01:14:18,367 The D-F-I-ing position. The D-F-I-ing position. 1056 01:14:18,467 --> 01:14:22,367 And you hold my leg up like that and I move over like this. 1057 01:14:22,467 --> 01:14:23,500 You've gotta be kidding! 1058 01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,167 No, it's great! You'll love it, I think. 1059 01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:29,933 Wait, hold on! Oh, ooh, now see, put that... 1060 01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:31,767 Wait... Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1061 01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:34,100 Oh! Oh, that feels good. 1062 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,100 (BOTH MOANING) 1063 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,133 (CHUCKLES) Shelley, you won't believe this, but there is an easier way. 1064 01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:42,067 (SHELLEY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1065 01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:45,567 Oh, thank you, Elgin. 1066 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,467 Oh, Elgin. 1067 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:49,167 Oh, Caroline. 1068 01:15:00,133 --> 01:15:01,800 What's the matter? 1069 01:15:02,233 --> 01:15:03,633 I'm Shelley. 1070 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,567 I'm Shelley. 1071 01:15:09,967 --> 01:15:11,367 I know that. 1072 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,667 (SIGHING) 1073 01:15:18,067 --> 01:15:19,767 (SOBBING) Shelley. 1074 01:15:19,867 --> 01:15:22,367 Shelley, I don't believe I did that. 1075 01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:25,567 I'm really sorry. 1076 01:15:26,567 --> 01:15:28,200 You know, it's still night. 1077 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:29,933 I'd do whatever you wanna do, 1078 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:34,633 but, uh, you have to know that it's me. That's all I want. 1079 01:15:34,733 --> 01:15:37,800 I know. I know. I know. You just have to know it's me. 1080 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:39,400 No, you don't. 1081 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:45,300 Nobody does. 1082 01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:49,167 Shelley, I'm really sorry. 1083 01:15:49,267 --> 01:15:52,067 Oh, come on, we're always apologizing to each other. 1084 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:55,900 (SIGHS) 1085 01:15:57,667 --> 01:15:59,133 I have to go. 1086 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:01,533 Shelley, let me walk you home, all right? 1087 01:16:01,633 --> 01:16:05,133 No, it's okay. I really, uh... I wanna be alone, you know? 1088 01:16:05,233 --> 01:16:06,300 Yeah? 1089 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,600 This kinda thing can't keep happening to me, uh, 1090 01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:11,233 and not have something to do with me. 1091 01:16:14,533 --> 01:16:16,300 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1092 01:16:20,233 --> 01:16:21,300 Good morning. 1093 01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:23,500 Today I'd like to talk about empiricism 1094 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:27,067 and the profoundly disappointing specter of the Pepsi generation. 1095 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:39,167 Empiricism, look it up. I had to. 1096 01:17:01,733 --> 01:17:04,067 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm here to see John March. 1097 01:17:05,233 --> 01:17:06,633 (DOOR OPENS) 1098 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:17,933 Mr. March. 1099 01:17:18,733 --> 01:17:19,900 Hello. 1100 01:17:22,533 --> 01:17:23,567 Won't you sit down? 1101 01:17:30,767 --> 01:17:33,433 (SIGHS) Well? 1102 01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,167 Would you like some coffee? 1103 01:17:38,267 --> 01:17:39,233 No. 1104 01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:40,500 Do you mind if I have some? 1105 01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,100 RECEPTIONIST: Yes? 1106 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,367 May I have some coffee, please? 1107 01:17:45,467 --> 01:17:47,567 Certainly, would Mr. Smith like some? 1108 01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:48,667 Just one, thank you. 1109 01:17:52,467 --> 01:17:54,067 You were saying? 1110 01:17:55,733 --> 01:17:58,100 Let me come right to the point, sir. 1111 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:01,067 I've been seeing a great deal of Caroline Hedges recently 1112 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:03,367 and I'm very much in love with her. 1113 01:18:03,467 --> 01:18:05,600 The other day, we were at her family's home in the country 1114 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:08,267 when she received a telephone call from you. 1115 01:18:08,367 --> 01:18:11,333 After that call, she told me that she didn't wanna see me anymore, 1116 01:18:11,433 --> 01:18:12,800 that she was in love with you 1117 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:14,833 and that you were planning on getting a divorce 1118 01:18:14,933 --> 01:18:18,400 in order to marry her or be with her. 1119 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,800 She didn't actually say "marry." 1120 01:18:22,233 --> 01:18:23,800 My object in coming here today... (DOOR OPENS) 1121 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,067 Thank you. 1122 01:18:33,133 --> 01:18:34,633 You're welcome. 1123 01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:42,167 (DOOR CLOSES) 1124 01:18:43,633 --> 01:18:46,133 My object in coming here today 1125 01:18:46,233 --> 01:18:50,700 is to find out if you intend to go through with your promise to her? 1126 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,700 I love Caroline very much. 1127 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:58,700 And she's very fragile. And, uh, I don't wanna see her get hurt. 1128 01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:03,100 Caroline is a very lucky girl to have so devoted a friend as yourself, 1129 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:10,967 but let me say first that my wife and I are still married, 1130 01:19:12,867 --> 01:19:16,600 although we've been separated on and off for the past five years. 1131 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,733 By the way, I trust that everything 1132 01:19:17,833 --> 01:19:19,933 we say in this office will remain between us. 1133 01:19:20,633 --> 01:19:21,633 Absolutely. 1134 01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:29,167 What you are asking me, in effect, are my intentions honorable? 1135 01:19:29,267 --> 01:19:32,233 My answer to you is that I'm very involved with Caroline, 1136 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:35,567 but my wife and I have been married for 14 years. 1137 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:37,433 We have two children. 1138 01:19:37,533 --> 01:19:40,900 And whether or not we get a divorce is a question I cannot answer. 1139 01:19:44,067 --> 01:19:46,300 Caroline is free to do as she pleases. 1140 01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:31,200 Oh... 1141 01:20:53,167 --> 01:20:54,433 Morning. 1142 01:20:56,467 --> 01:20:59,433 I know this is a big breakfast, 1143 01:20:59,533 --> 01:21:04,800 but I want you to eat every bite of it because... 1144 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:09,067 Because you deserve it. 1145 01:21:14,133 --> 01:21:15,567 French fries are kinda cold. 1146 01:21:22,433 --> 01:21:24,067 You're not eating. I'm not hungry. 1147 01:21:27,767 --> 01:21:29,067 You wanna go to the bookstore today? 1148 01:21:29,133 --> 01:21:31,100 Gee, that sounds swell. 1149 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,567 Or maybe go over to Mulligan's for a bite to eat and take in a movie. 1150 01:21:34,833 --> 01:21:35,967 Fine. 1151 01:21:37,967 --> 01:21:39,600 What do you wanna see? 1152 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:42,067 How about a new movie called, What the Fuck Do You Think You're Doing Here? 1153 01:21:42,167 --> 01:21:44,333 It's about a girl who says she doesn't wanna see me anymore 1154 01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:46,367 and then fucks me in the middle of the night 1155 01:21:46,467 --> 01:21:48,433 and acts like goody-two-shoes in the morning. 1156 01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:53,667 Doesn't sound bad. 1157 01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:56,500 He's not getting divorced, is he? 1158 01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,433 No. 1159 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:05,800 I went to see him, you know that? 1160 01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:09,100 Of course I know. 1161 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,800 Oh, he told you? 1162 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,467 It accomplished what you wanted. 1163 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:20,300 I went to see him because I love you. 1164 01:22:21,967 --> 01:22:23,667 That's some cheap lawyer trick. 1165 01:22:23,767 --> 01:22:24,967 (SIGHS) 1166 01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,633 What difference does it make? It worked. 1167 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,633 What'd he say about me? 1168 01:22:43,267 --> 01:22:45,167 That you're very bright 1169 01:22:46,867 --> 01:22:48,900 and that you care about me. 1170 01:22:49,633 --> 01:22:50,633 What else? 1171 01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,933 Oh, please, don't! 1172 01:22:53,067 --> 01:22:54,467 And I'm good old second choice! 1173 01:22:54,567 --> 01:22:56,667 Look, I'm back! 1174 01:22:56,767 --> 01:22:59,667 That's all I know how to do. If you don't want me here, just say so! 1175 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:02,567 Of course I want you back, God damn it! 1176 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:03,933 But just no more games! 1177 01:23:04,633 --> 01:23:05,700 Okay. 1178 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,700 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1179 01:23:13,633 --> 01:23:14,767 (SOBS) 1180 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:17,867 Hey, Elgin. Hey, David, how you doin'? 1181 01:23:17,967 --> 01:23:19,400 You wanna hear some good news? 1182 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,200 Shelley and I are engaged. 1183 01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,300 What? 1184 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,900 (CHUCKLES) We're engaged. 1185 01:23:24,067 --> 01:23:25,333 (CHUCKLES) 1186 01:23:26,167 --> 01:23:28,833 I don't believe that. 1187 01:23:28,933 --> 01:23:32,667 Well, I'd show you the ring, but it's her turn to wear it. 1188 01:23:32,767 --> 01:23:34,533 How did all this happen? 1189 01:23:34,633 --> 01:23:36,367 Well, I don't know. 1190 01:23:37,533 --> 01:23:40,967 We started to have a real good time together, you know. 1191 01:23:43,933 --> 01:23:47,333 Hey, congratulate me, man. I'm getting married. 1192 01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:49,767 Felicia called twice. 1193 01:23:49,867 --> 01:23:52,100 Oh, so I'll call her back once. 1194 01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:57,600 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1195 01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:59,067 Hey... 1196 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,433 Hey, Dave! 1197 01:24:03,100 --> 01:24:05,500 Kid! Congratulations, Dave. 1198 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:06,700 Thanks. 1199 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,100 All right. 1200 01:24:10,733 --> 01:24:12,067 Good luck. 1201 01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:13,767 I'll need it. 1202 01:24:13,867 --> 01:24:15,267 (BOTH LAUGH) 1203 01:24:18,067 --> 01:24:20,200 ELGIN: Are you happy with me? 1204 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:22,400 Yes. 1205 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:26,833 Are you with me? 1206 01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:29,100 Can't you tell? 1207 01:24:30,533 --> 01:24:31,767 Can't you tell? 1208 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,067 I don't know. 1209 01:24:35,267 --> 01:24:38,767 I thought I was happy before and look at what happened. 1210 01:24:39,733 --> 01:24:41,900 How do I know you won't do it again? 1211 01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:44,933 How do I know you won't? 1212 01:24:45,067 --> 01:24:47,600 A-ha! A-ha! 1213 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:53,167 You know I won't, but I'll never be assured of you, will I? 1214 01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:32,300 (SIGHS) 1215 01:25:55,133 --> 01:25:57,867 ELGIN: I'm not going on vacation with you, Caroline. 1216 01:25:57,967 --> 01:25:59,100 CAROLINE: Why not? 1217 01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:02,900 Because it's not going to work. 1218 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:06,967 This isn't my first love anymore, 1219 01:26:07,067 --> 01:26:10,733 and if I'm going to have a second, it has to mean more. 1220 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,867 Aren't you glad we're together? 1221 01:26:12,967 --> 01:26:14,067 Yeah. 1222 01:26:15,067 --> 01:26:17,467 But it's just not the same. 1223 01:26:17,567 --> 01:26:20,500 You see, I'm on edge now. I'm always on edge. 1224 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:23,700 Can't we just take each day at a time? 1225 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:24,833 No. 1226 01:26:25,733 --> 01:26:28,267 I loved you, Caroline. I really did. 1227 01:26:28,367 --> 01:26:31,233 I wanted to marry you, but no more. 1228 01:26:32,467 --> 01:26:34,233 It's over, Caroline. 1229 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:36,733 It's over. 1230 01:26:42,867 --> 01:26:44,600 (TRAIN HORN BLARES) 1231 01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:38,733 Take good care of yourself. 1232 01:27:40,633 --> 01:27:42,867 Oh, gee, I think I'm gonna cry. 1233 01:28:10,533 --> 01:28:12,067 Goodbye, Elgin. 1234 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:15,500 Goodbye, Caroline. 1235 01:28:19,067 --> 01:28:20,533 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1236 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:33,200 Be sure and get your money's worth. 1237 01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:36,433 Oh, yeah. I guess I am. 1238 01:29:39,067 --> 01:29:41,300 Do you happen to know where Bactria is? 1239 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,500 Uh, Asia, I think! 1240 01:29:44,600 --> 01:29:46,167 Asia? Uh-huh. 1241 01:29:46,267 --> 01:29:47,500 Does it snow there? 1242 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:49,567 Maybe. 1243 01:29:50,367 --> 01:29:51,700 Sure snows here. 1244 01:29:52,667 --> 01:29:53,767 Yeah. 1245 01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,367 They seem to adapt. 1246 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:04,633 Yeah, I guess they do. 1247 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:14,667 (MUSIC PLAYING)