1 00:00:24,204 --> 00:00:25,740 ♪ But I'm gonna take more now than later ♪ 2 00:00:25,741 --> 00:00:27,809 ♪ get real reckless and wake your neighbors ♪ 3 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:31,312 ♪ you know how we do every time we're out ♪ 4 00:00:31,313 --> 00:00:33,214 ♪ gonna make you scream and shout ♪ 5 00:00:33,215 --> 00:00:37,251 ♪ pouring shots up in your mouth ♪ 6 00:01:05,213 --> 00:01:07,450 Are you really going to film everything? 7 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:09,584 Yes. 8 00:01:09,585 --> 00:01:12,253 Hi. Hi, Claire. 9 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:16,289 Trust me. One day you'll watch this and thank me for capturing your last night of freedom. 10 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:20,261 So come on, you're on. 11 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:24,265 Okay. Hi, I'm Claire Russell... 12 00:01:24,266 --> 00:01:26,434 soon to be Clair Russell-Morris... 13 00:01:26,435 --> 00:01:28,736 as I'm getting married next Saturday. 14 00:01:28,737 --> 00:01:30,138 Whoo! 15 00:01:30,139 --> 00:01:32,206 And we're on our way to Vegas. 16 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:33,708 For my bachelorette party. 17 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:36,309 Whoo! 18 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,746 Yeah! 19 00:01:38,747 --> 00:01:40,915 I don't know what else to say. I feel stupid. 20 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:45,286 Just say anything. Say whatever you want. 21 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:46,721 I'm in love. 22 00:01:46,722 --> 00:01:49,390 With my soul mate Dave Morris... 23 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:52,459 and I can't believe it... 24 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:57,597 but I really did find the one. 25 00:01:57,598 --> 00:01:59,367 Punch buggy. 26 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:00,373 Ow. 27 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:06,941 I'm Zoe. I'm Claire's best friend. 28 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:08,910 And not a lot of people know... 29 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,178 but when Claire was 12... 30 00:02:10,179 --> 00:02:11,479 I taught her how to kiss. 31 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,447 Shut up. 32 00:02:12,448 --> 00:02:14,782 We need to get everything out in the open. 33 00:02:14,783 --> 00:02:17,484 No, but... But seriously. No joke. 34 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:18,752 You are my BFF... 35 00:02:18,753 --> 00:02:21,288 and you've always been there for me. 36 00:02:21,289 --> 00:02:23,524 Whenever I've been in trouble. 37 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:25,825 Yeah, like... 38 00:02:25,826 --> 00:02:28,196 Like anything. 39 00:02:28,197 --> 00:02:29,530 You've always been there for me. 40 00:02:29,531 --> 00:02:31,431 And even though you're getting hitched... 41 00:02:31,432 --> 00:02:33,234 we're still going to have a girls' night out, right? 42 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,368 Yes, Zoe. 43 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:36,574 I love this girl. 44 00:02:38,574 --> 00:02:39,775 Punch buggy! 45 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:45,912 All right, Leslie, you're up. 46 00:02:45,913 --> 00:02:47,247 Pass. 47 00:02:47,248 --> 00:02:51,419 Come on. Just say who you are. 48 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:54,788 Leslie bowman, Clair's wiser older sister... 49 00:02:54,789 --> 00:02:56,791 only by a couple of years. 50 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,425 Five, but who's counting? 51 00:02:58,426 --> 00:03:02,700 Yeah, burn. Burn. Sss. 52 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,436 I'm sorry. How do you and Claire even know each other? 53 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:10,238 I have a mobile dog grooming business... 54 00:03:10,239 --> 00:03:11,938 you know, the kind that go to your house. 55 00:03:11,939 --> 00:03:13,974 Oh. 56 00:03:13,975 --> 00:03:17,345 Yeah, I've been shaving Claire's muffin for about three years now. 57 00:03:17,346 --> 00:03:18,645 Her dog's name is scout. 58 00:03:18,646 --> 00:03:23,551 I know. I was talking about her pussy. 59 00:03:26,888 --> 00:03:29,324 Punch... Punch... punch pick up. 60 00:03:34,028 --> 00:03:36,496 Stickers! Stickers! 61 00:03:36,497 --> 00:03:37,865 You guys not from around here? 62 00:03:37,866 --> 00:03:38,865 No. 63 00:03:38,866 --> 00:03:40,268 Los Angeles. 64 00:03:40,269 --> 00:03:41,334 Oh, yeah. 65 00:03:41,336 --> 00:03:42,870 We're on our way to Vegas. 66 00:03:42,871 --> 00:03:44,472 - Oh, you're on your way to Vegas? - Yeah. 67 00:03:44,473 --> 00:03:46,274 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 68 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:47,675 Yeah. 69 00:03:47,676 --> 00:03:50,443 Mack mack all dressed in black black black... 70 00:03:50,444 --> 00:03:52,005 with silver buttons buttons buttons. 71 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,481 All down her back back back. 72 00:03:53,482 --> 00:03:54,882 She jumped too high high high... 73 00:03:54,883 --> 00:03:56,684 I got her. 74 00:03:56,685 --> 00:03:59,354 ♪ Oh, daddy, yeah, make 'em say "oh, daddy" ♪ 75 00:04:00,921 --> 00:04:03,722 I need to pee. 76 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:05,293 Oh, look, champagne. 77 00:04:05,294 --> 00:04:06,626 We should grab a bottle. 78 00:04:06,627 --> 00:04:08,496 I really gotta pee. 79 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:10,364 Where do we use the restroom? 80 00:04:10,365 --> 00:04:11,931 - Outside. - Outside? 81 00:04:11,932 --> 00:04:14,835 What did you get? Oh, you got a wine. 82 00:04:14,836 --> 00:04:16,304 Whoo! Party in the bathroom. 83 00:04:16,305 --> 00:04:19,373 Don't drink all my wine. 84 00:04:19,374 --> 00:04:21,309 Is it good? 85 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:22,342 Want some? 86 00:04:22,343 --> 00:04:23,878 Yeah. 87 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:24,979 Par... Oh, you're driving. 88 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,748 You're driving. 89 00:04:27,749 --> 00:04:29,549 ♪ Let's start off on a high note ♪ 90 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,651 ♪ I'm the one who put the "I dot" in the "I" 91 00:04:31,653 --> 00:04:33,920 ♪ and I don't take no from no man no way ♪ 92 00:04:33,921 --> 00:04:35,920 ♪ never gonna give into the know not robot ♪ 93 00:04:35,921 --> 00:04:37,724 ♪ for real, never stand still ♪ 94 00:04:37,725 --> 00:04:39,527 ♪ always on my grind, always gotta bail ♪ 95 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:40,960 ♪ always gotta elevate and never give in ♪ 96 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:43,831 ♪ one more breath now, let's begin ♪ 97 00:04:49,738 --> 00:04:52,539 ♪... Party with them girls again ♪ 98 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,642 ♪ and all the people in the place ♪ 99 00:04:54,643 --> 00:04:56,544 ♪ are in their places and in their faces ♪ 100 00:04:56,545 --> 00:05:01,114 ♪ lots of friends, bottles in their hands ♪ 101 00:05:01,115 --> 00:05:05,352 Whoo! Vegas, here we come! 102 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:09,857 Whoo-hoo! 103 00:05:09,858 --> 00:05:12,059 We're here! 104 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:17,931 ♪ Let's lose control ♪ 105 00:05:17,932 --> 00:05:21,669 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 106 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:25,039 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 107 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,842 ♪ and we're gonna do it all night, all night ♪ 108 00:05:28,843 --> 00:05:32,879 ♪ let's roll, let's lose control ♪ 109 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,549 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 110 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:39,854 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 111 00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:42,390 ♪ and we're gonna do it all night, all night ♪ 112 00:05:42,391 --> 00:05:43,461 ♪ all night ♪ 113 00:05:49,798 --> 00:05:52,599 Okay, let's go over the itinerary. 114 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,135 We check into the hotel... 115 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,602 penthouse suite of course. 116 00:05:55,603 --> 00:05:57,006 Hey, I don't go no penthouse money. 117 00:05:58,006 --> 00:05:59,506 Relax. It's on me. 118 00:05:59,507 --> 00:06:01,075 Leslie married a rich dude. 119 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:04,911 She's a one-percenter. 120 00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:07,148 We'll have a privately catered in-suite dinner... 121 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,816 lobster, caviar, the works. 122 00:06:08,817 --> 00:06:09,884 Lobster! 123 00:06:11,819 --> 00:06:13,888 Then we'll see Celine Dion in concert... 124 00:06:13,889 --> 00:06:14,888 front row center seats. 125 00:06:14,889 --> 00:06:17,424 Wake up to brunch pool side at the Bellagio. 126 00:06:17,425 --> 00:06:18,825 Thank you, Leslie. 127 00:06:18,826 --> 00:06:21,862 It sounds amazing. It's very generous of you. 128 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:23,763 Yeah, sounds awesome. 129 00:06:23,764 --> 00:06:26,002 But I never heard the words "man-ass" or "footlong" 130 00:06:27,002 --> 00:06:30,171 anywhere in your itinerary. 131 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:33,773 That's because it's not that kind of bachelorette party. 132 00:06:33,774 --> 00:06:35,775 Oh. 133 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:36,942 What about games? 134 00:06:36,943 --> 00:06:38,678 What game? 135 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,147 The bachelorette party game. 136 00:06:40,148 --> 00:06:42,183 You know, like, getting a random guy. 137 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:43,650 To give us his underwear. 138 00:06:43,651 --> 00:06:46,854 Or kissing a dude with a mustache. 139 00:06:46,855 --> 00:06:49,890 Uh, no. 140 00:06:49,891 --> 00:06:51,528 Cool. 141 00:06:54,528 --> 00:06:58,866 Show us your tits! 142 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:01,135 You show us your balls. 143 00:07:01,136 --> 00:07:06,841 Show her your balls. 144 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:09,081 Yeah, baby! 145 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:15,817 Welcome to Vegas, girls! 146 00:07:16,817 --> 00:07:19,119 The valet. 147 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:23,090 ♪ I got racks on racks 'cause I got it like that ♪ 148 00:07:23,091 --> 00:07:26,827 ♪ and you can't beat that with a baseball bat ♪ 149 00:07:26,828 --> 00:07:30,262 ♪ I got it like that, I got it like that ♪ 150 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:32,032 ♪ I got it like that ♪ 151 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:34,101 ♪ and you can't beat that with a bat ♪ 152 00:07:34,102 --> 00:07:37,705 ♪ I got it like that, I got it like that ♪ 153 00:07:37,706 --> 00:07:40,073 ♪ I got it like that ♪ 154 00:07:40,074 --> 00:07:42,243 ♪ you can't beat that with a bat, no ♪ 155 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:44,945 We have a reservation under the name bowman... 156 00:07:44,946 --> 00:07:46,614 Leslie bowman. 157 00:07:46,615 --> 00:07:51,551 Okay, have fun, but not too much fun. 158 00:07:51,552 --> 00:07:52,852 Love you, too. 159 00:07:52,853 --> 00:07:53,888 Bye. 160 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,490 What's Dave doing for his bachelor party? 161 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:57,590 His friends got a hotel room. 162 00:07:57,591 --> 00:08:00,659 For poker night and "entertainment". 163 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:02,530 You're okay with that? 164 00:08:02,531 --> 00:08:04,265 It's his bachelor party. 165 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,900 Boys will be boys. 166 00:08:05,901 --> 00:08:07,101 But I trust him. 167 00:08:07,102 --> 00:08:08,768 Sucker. 168 00:08:08,769 --> 00:08:11,036 I have you for one night in the penthouse. 169 00:08:11,038 --> 00:08:13,140 Excellent, that's our most opulent suite. 170 00:08:13,141 --> 00:08:14,775 It's over 3,000 square feet. 171 00:08:14,776 --> 00:08:15,976 With four separate bedroom suites... 172 00:08:15,977 --> 00:08:18,244 marble baths, eight flat screens... 173 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:19,746 and a full time Butler. 174 00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:22,220 Holy shit, I think I just squirted. 175 00:08:25,219 --> 00:08:26,253 Perfect. 176 00:08:26,254 --> 00:08:28,188 The room is $4,500 a night... 177 00:08:28,189 --> 00:08:30,899 and I'll need a credit card deposit for additional incidentals. 178 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:39,766 I'm sorry, Mrs. Bowman... 179 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:43,583 but your credit card representative would like to speak with you. 180 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:55,815 Wonder what happened. 181 00:08:55,816 --> 00:08:58,117 I don't know. 182 00:08:58,118 --> 00:09:01,188 Someone got hold of my credit card numbers and just charged up a storm. 183 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:02,789 Oh, no! 184 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:04,924 But the credit card company cancelled the cards. 185 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:07,060 I won't get new cards for a couple of days. 186 00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:08,628 I'm sorry. 187 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:11,664 Look, we don't need the penthouse suite anyway. 188 00:09:11,665 --> 00:09:13,132 How much for just a normal room? 189 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,202 I'm sorry, but we're completely booked. 190 00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:16,971 Seriously? Nothing? 191 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:20,676 I wish I could help, but there's a shoe convention this weekend. 192 00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:25,245 You're going to have a tough time finding a room anywhere. 193 00:09:25,246 --> 00:09:27,081 Check these out! 194 00:09:27,082 --> 00:09:28,214 I got us bathrobes. 195 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:31,318 Egyptian cotton, super comfy. 196 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:33,226 You mind if I charge these to the room? 197 00:09:38,226 --> 00:09:39,734 What? 198 00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:51,640 Okay. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. 199 00:09:52,741 --> 00:09:55,141 Now, it's nothing fancy, but I got us a room. 200 00:09:55,142 --> 00:09:56,953 Yeah! 201 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,092 This isn't that bad. 202 00:10:11,092 --> 00:10:11,993 Oh, God. 203 00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:15,000 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. 204 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,074 Home sweet home. 205 00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:28,141 Ugh. 206 00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:31,145 I call bed! 207 00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:33,380 - Comfy? - Yes. 208 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:36,116 Very comfy. 209 00:10:36,117 --> 00:10:37,284 This place is a dump. 210 00:10:37,285 --> 00:10:38,952 No, it's fine. 211 00:10:38,953 --> 00:10:40,358 Oh. 212 00:10:43,358 --> 00:10:44,791 What's that? 213 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:46,025 It's a black light app. 214 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:48,103 To show us if the sheets are clean. 215 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,737 - Ew. - Oh. 216 00:10:57,738 --> 00:10:59,106 What? What? 217 00:10:59,107 --> 00:11:03,309 Oh, my God, I think they're moving. 218 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:04,445 Janet... 219 00:11:07,348 --> 00:11:09,116 Get it off! 220 00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:12,318 Get it off! Get it off! Oh, God! 221 00:11:12,319 --> 00:11:14,887 What's that? 222 00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:15,788 Oh, oh. 223 00:11:15,989 --> 00:11:18,358 - Over here. - Get them off! 224 00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:35,112 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 225 00:11:39,113 --> 00:11:41,087 Oh, no! 226 00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:50,823 This is our room. 227 00:11:50,824 --> 00:11:54,026 And there's my pissed-off sister. 228 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:55,462 I can't believe we're staying. 229 00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:57,097 It's Vegas. 230 00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:59,966 How much time are we gonna spend in the room anyway? 231 00:11:59,967 --> 00:12:02,836 Yeah, it's about being together. 232 00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:04,357 Well, I am sleeping in the car tonight. 233 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:10,043 Let's go already! 234 00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:12,919 I'll be there in a minute! 235 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,419 How many kids do you have? 236 00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:23,356 Oh, two. My little angels. You? 237 00:12:23,358 --> 00:12:25,526 No. No kids for me. 238 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,471 Thank you. 239 00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:37,408 Okay. 240 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,842 To Claire. 241 00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,275 May you and David. 242 00:12:43,276 --> 00:12:48,151 Have a happy, healthy, wonderful marriage. 243 00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:51,256 Cheers! 244 00:12:55,256 --> 00:12:56,556 Thanks, you guys. 245 00:12:56,557 --> 00:12:58,290 You're gonna make me cry. 246 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,559 How about we do gifts? 247 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,394 Yes. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Mine first. 248 00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:04,164 Okay. 249 00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:07,438 I just hope you don't already have one. 250 00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:12,238 Oh, pretty. 251 00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:13,506 Isn't it beautiful? 252 00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:15,342 I am not wearing this. 253 00:13:15,343 --> 00:13:17,443 You have to. It's your bachelorette party. 254 00:13:17,444 --> 00:13:22,049 That, and you have to keep it on all night. 255 00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:25,923 For the piece de resistance... 256 00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:31,957 Oh, it's so pretty, Claire. 257 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,594 - Oh, Claire, it got so pretty. - You look hot. 258 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:37,968 Okay, let's just go already. We're gonna be late. 259 00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:56,550 Fire. Fire. Your hair's on fire. 260 00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:14,409 Cab should be here in a minute. 261 00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:23,977 Look at my hair. 262 00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:27,915 I'm getting married in seven days. 263 00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:38,625 We're going to Caesar's palace. 264 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,025 It's Dave. 265 00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:41,694 No, let's go already. 266 00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:45,399 Hey, honey. You won't believe what just happened to me. 267 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,468 Hello? Hello? 268 00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:51,605 He butt dialed me. 269 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:54,073 Dave. 270 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:56,276 He can't hear me at all. 271 00:14:58,412 --> 00:15:01,683 Dave. Dave. 272 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,553 Get on all fours, bachelor boy. 273 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,387 Oh, shit. 274 00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,523 Dave. 275 00:15:09,524 --> 00:15:11,591 - Oh, my God. - Dave! 276 00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,698 I don't think she's okay. 277 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,568 Okay, if we don't hurry up, we're gonna miss Celine Dion. 278 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:25,007 Fuck Celine Dion. 279 00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,041 It's on now. 280 00:15:33,714 --> 00:15:35,515 ♪ Dj, play my shit again ♪ 281 00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:37,284 ♪ take me off your speakerphone ♪ 282 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:39,251 ♪ I just wanna freakin' bone ♪ 283 00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:41,020 ♪ party all night, rappin' round ♪ 284 00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:43,296 ♪ fuck it, let's go back in time ♪ 285 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:54,039 You guys are so hot you're making my g-string feel like a slip n' slide. 286 00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,539 You can't film in here. 287 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,274 It's totally hidden in my purse. 288 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:04,347 You can't even tell it's a camera. 289 00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:11,487 So, do you think that just hearing what happened made you?... 290 00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:17,357 And was Dave getting spanked, or was Dave doing the spanking? 291 00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:19,525 What do you think? 292 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:21,193 Mas Tequila! 293 00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,630 And you do know that strippers are just a gateway to hookers? 294 00:16:23,631 --> 00:16:24,765 Seriously. 295 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,366 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 296 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,501 I'm just saying. 297 00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:31,038 I mean, you were dating Randy Rosenberg for three years... 298 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:32,539 and he totally cheated on you. 299 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:34,306 Really? Randy Rosenberg? 300 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,641 You're going to go there? 301 00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,612 Wow, thank you so much for being a bitch. 302 00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:39,746 Ooh, harsh. 303 00:16:39,747 --> 00:16:43,382 Dave's not Randy Rosenberg. 304 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,385 Hey! Hey! 305 00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:47,453 My best friend's getting married next week. 306 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:48,554 Zoe, no. 307 00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:50,524 How much for the vip room? 308 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,291 - No. - Yeah! 309 00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:53,794 How are you doing, Claire? 310 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,530 Tell the camera. 311 00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,832 I feel uncomfortable. 312 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,400 I really don't want a lap dance. 313 00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:02,803 It will even the score, you know? 314 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,738 Tit for tat. 315 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:07,374 Or tit for dick. 316 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:12,678 And we just spent 200 bucks. I wanna see some of this! 317 00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,414 Whoa! 318 00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,649 Yeah, yeah, make it rain. Make it rain. 319 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:20,386 Make it rain! 320 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,394 One lap dance and we're out. I promise. 321 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,831 It's a charbroiled dodger dog. 322 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,770 No way. He's doing the bow tie. 323 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,671 The unicorn. 324 00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:41,174 I've only heard about this in chat rooms. 325 00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:43,476 It's in my eye. 326 00:17:43,477 --> 00:17:46,113 Oh! Whoa, whoa. 327 00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:48,121 That's it, you're in trouble. 328 00:17:54,121 --> 00:17:55,355 What just happened? 329 00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:57,865 Beats me. Our time's not up. 330 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,664 What the hell do you think you're doing? 331 00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:06,664 I don't know. 332 00:18:06,665 --> 00:18:07,901 Did you touch Marcus? 333 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:09,603 I don't know. 334 00:18:09,604 --> 00:18:10,703 Is he Marcus? 335 00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:12,239 Yeah, she touched me down there. 336 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,474 No, I didn't "touch" him. 337 00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:17,176 Yes, she did. 338 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:21,248 Your thing, which is really substantial... 339 00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,215 was in my face, so I moved it. 340 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,285 - Ma'am. - He was putting his thing all over me. 341 00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,819 He gave her a unicorn. 342 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,521 I'm allowed to touch you... 343 00:18:28,522 --> 00:18:30,689 but you're not allowed to touch me. 344 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,725 That's the rules. 345 00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:34,161 I didn't know the rules. 346 00:18:34,162 --> 00:18:36,229 Nobody told me. 347 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:39,232 They're posted everywhere. 348 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:42,836 Well, I didn't know. 349 00:18:42,837 --> 00:18:44,303 Sorry. 350 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:46,675 You essentially raped me. 351 00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:48,942 Oh, come on. 352 00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:51,590 You had your big black dick in my face. 353 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,925 I can't believe we got kicked out of a strip club. 354 00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,528 I know, right? 355 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,763 - Where to next? - Here, hold this. 356 00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:14,271 It's not even midnight, and it's your bachelorette party. 357 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:18,504 Where are you going? 358 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,775 Just wait there. 359 00:19:21,775 --> 00:19:23,812 What did she say? 360 00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,818 I don't know. 361 00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:35,329 It's been, like, 20 minutes, and Zoe hasn't come back. 362 00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:43,829 Where are you going? 363 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,473 To find her. 364 00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:56,242 Wait up. 365 00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:58,414 I'm coming, too. 366 00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,616 Where did she go? 367 00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:05,452 Zoe. 368 00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:06,886 Zoe? 369 00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:09,722 Zoe. Zoe. 370 00:20:09,723 --> 00:20:11,758 Shh. 371 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:15,028 Zoe, what's going on? 372 00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:18,732 Hey. You got the money? 373 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:21,501 Here it is. $300. 374 00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,668 I'm getting us some coke. 375 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:23,969 Oh, come on, seriously? 376 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,905 I'll try coke. 377 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:27,840 You guys, I need a pick-me-up. 378 00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:30,476 We do a little bit of blow, we party our asses off. 379 00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:32,745 You know, we need to switch up the vibe a little bit. 380 00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:35,914 You got our stuff? The money's all there. 381 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:38,417 No, I'm gonna need everything. 382 00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:40,856 That is everything. 383 00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:44,658 Don't shoot us. 384 00:20:44,991 --> 00:20:46,760 Shit. 385 00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:49,495 Just don't look at his face. Then he won't have to kill us. 386 00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:51,931 We had a deal... $300 for an eight ball. 387 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,067 Hey, bitch, I ain't no dealer. 388 00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:56,635 I thought valet Parkers had all the connections. 389 00:20:56,636 --> 00:20:59,472 Come on. Just give me all your jewelry. Come on. 390 00:20:59,473 --> 00:21:01,412 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on! 391 00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:05,912 Yeah, I want the ring, too. 392 00:21:05,913 --> 00:21:08,347 Gimme the ring. 393 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:09,782 I'll take the ring, too. 394 00:21:09,783 --> 00:21:11,686 Okay. 395 00:21:12,686 --> 00:21:15,056 Thank you. 396 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,060 Are those Christian Louboutins? 397 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:24,530 You're wearing a red vest, but you know Louboutins? 398 00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:28,367 Don't! Don't sass me! 399 00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:30,837 What size are those? 400 00:21:30,838 --> 00:21:32,739 Hm? What size are those? 401 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,039 Eight and a half. 402 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,608 Eight and a half. Eight and a half. 403 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:39,445 All right, I'll take them. 404 00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:41,715 My lady's gonna give it up to me tonight. 405 00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:43,949 Lucky her. 406 00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,659 Oh, and the purses. 407 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:55,127 I'll take that purse, too. 408 00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:56,495 Stay put! 409 00:21:56,496 --> 00:21:58,431 Hey, give it back. 410 00:21:58,432 --> 00:22:00,703 Leslie, let him have it! 411 00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:03,970 Give it back. 412 00:22:10,644 --> 00:22:14,047 Leslie! 413 00:22:14,048 --> 00:22:15,482 Are you okay? Are you okay? 414 00:22:15,483 --> 00:22:16,783 Are you shot? 415 00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,522 No. 416 00:22:23,523 --> 00:22:26,826 I tackled him and the gun went off... 417 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:29,428 and it just scared him, and he took off. 418 00:22:29,429 --> 00:22:31,130 Oh, my God. 419 00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:34,434 Leslie, why did you chase him? 420 00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:36,734 I don't know. 421 00:22:36,736 --> 00:22:41,107 I think some rage just kicked in. 422 00:22:41,108 --> 00:22:44,611 You're like the incredible hulk. That's what it is. 423 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,981 Thank God, the cops. 424 00:22:47,982 --> 00:22:49,482 We gotta go. 425 00:22:49,483 --> 00:22:50,716 Why? We'll make a report. 426 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:53,121 I have a warrant out for my arrest. 427 00:22:55,121 --> 00:22:56,689 Awesome! 428 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:59,893 For what? 429 00:22:59,894 --> 00:23:01,933 The purse! 430 00:23:05,932 --> 00:23:08,201 Bobby broke up with me, so I slashed his tires. 431 00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:09,769 And keyed my name into his car. 432 00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:11,905 I was supposed to go to court two weeks ago. 433 00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:13,972 Zoe! 434 00:23:13,973 --> 00:23:16,614 Claire, honestly, I don't have time to hear a lecture from you now. 435 00:23:22,049 --> 00:23:22,989 Jump. Get in. 436 00:23:38,131 --> 00:23:41,501 Oh. 437 00:23:41,502 --> 00:23:42,701 God, what's that smell? 438 00:23:42,703 --> 00:23:44,937 We're in a dumpster. 439 00:23:44,938 --> 00:23:50,242 I know, but it's like rotten fish. 440 00:23:50,243 --> 00:23:53,178 We just passed a seafood buffet. 441 00:23:53,179 --> 00:23:54,747 All you can eat for $2.99. 442 00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:56,950 We should hit that after. 443 00:23:56,951 --> 00:24:01,554 Shh, shh. They're right out there. 444 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:09,229 Delta 1-5-6-6, give me a call on your primary 5-5-7-4. 445 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,935 Checking the alley. 446 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:47,812 Shh, shh, shh. 447 00:25:00,813 --> 00:25:02,882 Shh... 448 00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:06,219 I can't breathe. I gotta get outta here. 449 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,555 Really? Relax. 450 00:25:08,556 --> 00:25:09,755 I can't breathe. 451 00:25:09,756 --> 00:25:11,023 She's hyperventilating. 452 00:25:11,024 --> 00:25:13,026 You're just having a panic attack. 453 00:25:13,027 --> 00:25:14,766 You have to calm down. 454 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:20,938 Shh. 455 00:25:24,938 --> 00:25:28,942 ♪ 25 years of my life and still ♪ 456 00:25:28,943 --> 00:25:34,014 ♪ I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope ♪ 457 00:25:35,115 --> 00:25:37,317 ♪ for a destination ♪ 458 00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:39,218 Four non blondes? 459 00:25:39,219 --> 00:25:41,921 It was their favorite song when they were, like, eight. 460 00:25:41,922 --> 00:25:43,923 They used to sing it all the time. 461 00:25:43,924 --> 00:25:45,924 It drove me nuts. 462 00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:49,928 ♪ I realized quickly when I knew I should ♪ 463 00:25:49,929 --> 00:25:54,902 ♪ that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man ♪ 464 00:25:57,002 --> 00:26:01,607 ♪ for whatever that means ♪ 465 00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:06,812 ♪ so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed ♪ 466 00:26:06,813 --> 00:26:10,817 ♪ just to get it all out, what's in my head ♪ 467 00:26:10,818 --> 00:26:16,224 ♪ then I start feeling a little peculiar ♪ 468 00:26:18,224 --> 00:26:22,828 ♪ when I wake in the morning and I step outside ♪ 469 00:26:22,829 --> 00:26:24,762 ♪ I take deep breath ♪ 470 00:26:24,764 --> 00:26:26,866 ♪ I get real high ♪ 471 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:30,235 ♪ then I scream from the top of my lungs ♪ 472 00:26:30,236 --> 00:26:34,306 ♪ what's goin' on? ♪ 473 00:26:34,307 --> 00:26:36,843 Uh, nothing here. 474 00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:38,378 It's all clear. 475 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:49,755 ♪ And I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 476 00:26:49,756 --> 00:26:53,091 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 477 00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:58,298 ♪ I say hey, what's goin' on? ♪ 478 00:26:59,399 --> 00:27:05,203 ♪ And I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 479 00:27:05,204 --> 00:27:08,241 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 480 00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:13,846 ♪ I said hey, what's goin' on? ♪ 481 00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:20,653 ♪ And I try, oh my God, do I try ♪ 482 00:27:21,754 --> 00:27:25,223 ♪ I try all the time ♪ 483 00:27:25,224 --> 00:27:30,729 ♪ in this institution ♪ 484 00:27:30,731 --> 00:27:33,433 ♪ and I pray ♪ 485 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:36,435 ♪ oh my God, do I pray ♪ 486 00:27:36,436 --> 00:27:39,337 ♪ every single day ♪ 487 00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:42,778 ♪ for a revolution ♪ 488 00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:49,214 ♪ and so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in my bed ♪ 489 00:27:49,215 --> 00:27:53,118 ♪ to get it all out, what's in my head ♪ 490 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:58,191 ♪ then I... Feeling a little peculiar ♪ 491 00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:01,060 ♪ so I wake in the morning and I step outside ♪ 492 00:28:02,096 --> 00:28:06,098 ♪ I take a deep breath then and I get real high ♪ 493 00:28:06,099 --> 00:28:09,167 ♪ then I scream from the top of my lungs ♪ 494 00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:12,872 ♪ and I say hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 495 00:28:12,873 --> 00:28:14,874 ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ 496 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,407 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 497 00:28:16,409 --> 00:28:17,809 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 498 00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:19,145 ♪ nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 499 00:28:19,146 --> 00:28:20,879 ♪ nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah-nah ♪ 500 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,314 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 501 00:28:22,315 --> 00:28:23,449 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 502 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,084 ♪ nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 503 00:28:25,085 --> 00:28:27,329 ♪ nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 504 00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:37,239 You are such a fuck up. 505 00:28:45,239 --> 00:28:47,352 But I love you. 506 00:28:59,351 --> 00:29:00,953 So, what are we gonna do now? 507 00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:03,060 We go home, back to L.A. 508 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,862 How? 509 00:29:09,863 --> 00:29:11,530 Yeah, we're flat broke. 510 00:29:11,531 --> 00:29:15,269 And we need at least a couple hundred bucks just for gas. 511 00:29:16,269 --> 00:29:18,436 We can't have anyone wire us the money. 512 00:29:18,437 --> 00:29:22,374 Because we don't have ID's to prove who we are. 513 00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:28,084 And I'd have Larry drive here and bail us out, but... 514 00:29:31,084 --> 00:29:33,290 He doesn't know I'm in Vegas. 515 00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:37,426 Can Greg help us? 516 00:29:40,426 --> 00:29:42,027 Probably not. 517 00:29:42,029 --> 00:29:43,128 Why? 518 00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:45,865 You know how when you Google something on the computer... 519 00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:48,568 the last word you wrote will pop up? 520 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:53,572 I typed in the letter "M" for Martha's vineyard. 521 00:29:53,573 --> 00:29:55,875 I was gonna book a vacation. 522 00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,910 For our seven year anniversary. 523 00:29:57,911 --> 00:30:00,178 Anyway, I typed in the letter the "M"... 524 00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:04,985 and the site "Manstalk. La" suddenly appeared. 525 00:30:05,985 --> 00:30:08,119 Oh, no. 526 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,389 What's Manstalk. La? 527 00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:14,393 Greg's password was still entered. 528 00:30:14,394 --> 00:30:18,364 That's when I saw it. 529 00:30:18,365 --> 00:30:24,336 That is the worse thing I could ever imagine. 530 00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:27,472 Which one's you husband? 531 00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:29,508 The one in the middle. 532 00:30:29,509 --> 00:30:31,911 The irony is palpable. 533 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:35,213 What? 534 00:30:35,214 --> 00:30:37,918 Well, there's the eiffel tower... 535 00:30:38,918 --> 00:30:41,895 And they're giving him the eiffel tower. 536 00:30:50,963 --> 00:30:53,299 So, did you talk to him about it? 537 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:57,573 He filed for legal separation the morning we left for Vegas. 538 00:31:00,573 --> 00:31:05,813 And evidently he cancelled all my credit cards. 539 00:31:06,914 --> 00:31:10,683 Leslie, I'm so sorry. 540 00:31:10,684 --> 00:31:15,520 I don't know what to say. 541 00:31:15,521 --> 00:31:17,490 Thanks. 542 00:31:17,491 --> 00:31:19,023 It's hard to talk about. 543 00:31:19,024 --> 00:31:20,659 Well, we have it all on tape. 544 00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:26,499 If you ever want to watch it back. 545 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:29,705 That's fucking awesome. 546 00:31:32,705 --> 00:31:34,507 So what do we do? 547 00:31:34,508 --> 00:31:37,410 It's the middle of the night, and we're stuck in Vegas. 548 00:31:37,411 --> 00:31:40,550 If we don't get some cash, we're never going to get home. 549 00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:47,255 Uh, I've got an idea. 550 00:32:09,675 --> 00:32:11,309 No way. 551 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,344 This is nuts. 552 00:32:12,345 --> 00:32:14,613 I've always wanted to do this. 553 00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:16,214 Seriously? 554 00:32:16,215 --> 00:32:18,550 It combines my two favorite passions... 555 00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:21,720 wrestling and gelatin. 556 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,456 And we need the money. Bad. 557 00:32:24,457 --> 00:32:26,062 This is gonna be great. 558 00:32:30,062 --> 00:32:33,499 Janet, you don't have to do this. 559 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,067 I can win. 560 00:32:35,068 --> 00:32:36,100 Are you just saying that... 561 00:32:36,102 --> 00:32:37,435 or do you actually believe that? 562 00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:39,607 I can win. 563 00:32:40,607 --> 00:32:42,174 Winner! 564 00:32:42,175 --> 00:32:44,375 All right, ladies, who's up next? 565 00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:46,377 Now remember. It's amateur night. 566 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,180 So any one of you. 567 00:32:48,181 --> 00:32:51,349 Who thinks you can pin the reigning champ, Veronica... 568 00:32:51,350 --> 00:32:54,087 Will win $500. 569 00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:58,057 I'll do it. I'll wrestle her. 570 00:32:58,058 --> 00:32:59,625 Looks like we got a taker. 571 00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:00,760 Why don't you come on down. 572 00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,101 And sign these release forms? 573 00:33:10,102 --> 00:33:11,479 You gotta love her. 574 00:33:19,479 --> 00:33:21,046 Hi, I'm Trevor. 575 00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:22,080 I'm Rick. 576 00:33:22,081 --> 00:33:23,782 What are you two drinking? 577 00:33:23,783 --> 00:33:26,152 Sex on the beach. 578 00:33:26,153 --> 00:33:28,087 A girl after my own heart. 579 00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:30,321 Nothing for me. 580 00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:34,793 Would you excuse us for a second? 581 00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,194 What are you doing? 582 00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,629 Those guys are cute. 583 00:33:37,630 --> 00:33:39,597 I can't be your wingman. 584 00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:41,500 You're not married yet. 585 00:33:41,501 --> 00:33:42,768 Zoe, no. 586 00:33:42,769 --> 00:33:45,069 Come on. For old times sake. 587 00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:46,638 It'll probably be the last time. 588 00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:48,174 You'll ever have a chance. 589 00:33:48,175 --> 00:33:50,708 Of helping me find my true love. 590 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:52,078 Please? 591 00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:53,445 Look, just say yes. 592 00:33:53,446 --> 00:33:57,849 They are so cute. 593 00:33:57,850 --> 00:34:00,386 Please? Please? 594 00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,854 Please? Please? Please? Please... 595 00:34:01,855 --> 00:34:04,857 Okay, I'll be your wingman. 596 00:34:04,858 --> 00:34:06,157 Everything all right? 597 00:34:06,158 --> 00:34:08,159 Totally. I'm Kim. 598 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,661 And this is... 599 00:34:09,662 --> 00:34:11,429 Antoinette. 600 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,867 Drinks, ladies? 601 00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:18,137 So, antoinette, what do you do? 602 00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,637 What brings you to Vegas? 603 00:34:19,638 --> 00:34:23,442 Oh, I'm in the shoe business. 604 00:34:23,443 --> 00:34:26,679 Right. Right, you're here for the convention. 605 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,681 Yup. Yes. Exactly. 606 00:34:29,682 --> 00:34:32,383 I'm a cobbler. 607 00:34:32,384 --> 00:34:35,621 You're a shoe cobbler, like a... 608 00:34:35,622 --> 00:34:38,324 Yes, I cobble. 609 00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:41,326 Your eyes are following me? You're cute. 610 00:34:41,327 --> 00:34:42,494 And you? 611 00:34:42,495 --> 00:34:44,529 Nothing as interesting as that. 612 00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:48,300 I'm actually doing my residency right now at Johns Hopkins. 613 00:34:48,301 --> 00:34:49,567 You're a doctor. 614 00:34:49,568 --> 00:34:50,805 Yeah. 615 00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:53,639 Okay, I'm up next. 616 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,141 Are you gonna wrestle? 617 00:34:55,142 --> 00:34:56,875 Fuck yeah. 618 00:34:56,876 --> 00:35:00,478 It was nice talking with you. 619 00:35:00,479 --> 00:35:03,516 It was nice meeting you, antoinette. 620 00:35:03,517 --> 00:35:04,617 Antoinette? 621 00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,683 Long story. 622 00:35:05,684 --> 00:35:07,485 Are you sure about this? 623 00:35:07,486 --> 00:35:08,721 I'm sure. 624 00:35:08,722 --> 00:35:10,822 You're leaking. 625 00:35:10,823 --> 00:35:14,226 I usually pump and dump before bed. 626 00:35:14,227 --> 00:35:16,161 And now for our next bout... 627 00:35:16,162 --> 00:35:19,465 weighing in at 129 pounds... 628 00:35:19,466 --> 00:35:22,467 hailing from Simi valley, California... 629 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:26,205 ladies and gentlemen, Janet Simmons. 630 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:29,776 Wish me luck. 631 00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:38,384 Can you see my c-section scar? 632 00:35:38,385 --> 00:35:41,856 Uh, no, not at all. 633 00:35:42,856 --> 00:35:44,822 How was that guy? 634 00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:45,958 Fine. 635 00:35:45,959 --> 00:35:47,293 Fine? 636 00:35:47,294 --> 00:35:48,960 He's cute. 637 00:35:48,961 --> 00:35:53,498 And defending her title as wrestling champion of Las Vegas... 638 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,934 Veronica! 639 00:35:55,935 --> 00:35:58,204 All right, I want a good clean fight, all right? 640 00:35:58,205 --> 00:35:59,704 Keep it clean, but, you know, make it dirty. 641 00:35:59,705 --> 00:36:04,693 And remember, the winner gets $500. 642 00:36:20,794 --> 00:36:22,901 Come on, Janet! 643 00:36:27,901 --> 00:36:29,903 You gonna die tonight. 644 00:36:36,675 --> 00:36:38,309 Jesus Christ. 645 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,945 Is she gonna die? 646 00:36:39,946 --> 00:36:41,947 Janet, are you okay? 647 00:36:41,948 --> 00:36:43,014 Son of a bitch. 648 00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:46,018 Help her, she's bleeding. 649 00:36:46,019 --> 00:36:48,454 I bit my tongue. I bit my tongue. 650 00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:49,993 I'm okay. I'm okay. 651 00:36:53,993 --> 00:36:55,460 Did I win? 652 00:36:55,461 --> 00:36:56,962 You got you ass kicked. 653 00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:59,465 I did? 654 00:36:59,466 --> 00:37:01,500 Pretty bad, actually. 655 00:37:01,501 --> 00:37:03,968 At one point, you cried. 656 00:37:03,969 --> 00:37:05,310 Bummer. 657 00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:11,011 I thought I lost. 658 00:37:12,011 --> 00:37:15,980 You did get $300 just for trying. 659 00:37:15,981 --> 00:37:18,851 Whoo! Yes! 660 00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:21,786 Yeah! 661 00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:23,956 Janet, you did it. 662 00:37:23,957 --> 00:37:26,324 Get me out of these. I don't wanna go to the hospital. 663 00:37:26,325 --> 00:37:27,692 Well, that's where you're going so... 664 00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,395 I'm not bleeding. I'm okay. 665 00:37:29,396 --> 00:37:30,596 I'm not bleeding. 666 00:37:30,597 --> 00:37:31,497 Pathetic. 667 00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:33,331 Excuse me? 668 00:37:33,332 --> 00:37:34,800 She's too old to be wrestling. 669 00:37:34,801 --> 00:37:38,736 Come on, look at her. 670 00:37:38,738 --> 00:37:39,938 Fuck you. 671 00:37:39,939 --> 00:37:41,507 Leslie, it's okay. 672 00:37:41,508 --> 00:37:42,974 It's not okay. 673 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:45,043 You apologize. 674 00:37:45,044 --> 00:37:46,844 No. 675 00:37:46,845 --> 00:37:48,480 My friend has more guts and courage. 676 00:37:48,481 --> 00:37:49,747 Than you could ever know. 677 00:37:49,749 --> 00:37:50,949 You apologize. 678 00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:52,016 Fuck you, you crazy bitch. 679 00:37:52,017 --> 00:37:53,318 Don't touch me. 680 00:37:53,319 --> 00:37:55,820 You apologize. 681 00:37:55,821 --> 00:37:57,825 Don't touch her! 682 00:38:01,794 --> 00:38:03,718 Go! 683 00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:29,121 Where are we? 684 00:38:29,122 --> 00:38:30,039 I don't know. 685 00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,907 How are we gonna get back? 686 00:38:49,908 --> 00:38:54,880 There's no taxis. 687 00:38:54,881 --> 00:38:58,117 We'll have to walk. 688 00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:02,154 We should probably take these pills then. 689 00:39:02,155 --> 00:39:04,021 Where'd you get those? 690 00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:06,958 I swiped them from the ambulance. 691 00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:08,893 What are they? 692 00:39:08,894 --> 00:39:11,596 I have no idea. 693 00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:13,630 I'm not going to take just some random pill. 694 00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:14,701 It could be anything. 695 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,402 And there's only two. 696 00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:19,538 I took one already. 697 00:39:19,539 --> 00:39:21,673 Are you crazy? 698 00:39:25,111 --> 00:39:26,978 I took one, too. 699 00:39:26,979 --> 00:39:29,047 Leslie. 700 00:39:29,048 --> 00:39:34,920 And I got a whole bottle. 701 00:39:34,921 --> 00:39:36,528 Mm-hm. 702 00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:43,897 What? They're not dead. 703 00:39:44,897 --> 00:39:47,065 Look how happy they are. 704 00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,867 Come, Claire. 705 00:39:48,868 --> 00:39:50,133 Stop peer-pressuring me. 706 00:39:50,135 --> 00:39:52,510 This is not high school. 707 00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:00,082 I'm not taking it. 708 00:40:03,082 --> 00:40:04,650 ♪ Let's go ♪ 709 00:40:04,651 --> 00:40:06,851 ♪ let's loose control ♪ 710 00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:10,655 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 711 00:40:10,656 --> 00:40:14,625 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 712 00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:17,962 ♪ and we gonna do it all night, all night ♪ 713 00:40:17,963 --> 00:40:21,833 ♪ let's roll, let's lose control ♪ 714 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:25,069 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 715 00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:29,073 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 716 00:40:29,075 --> 00:40:31,010 ♪ and we gonna do it all night ♪ 717 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:33,026 ♪ all night ♪ 718 00:40:47,126 --> 00:40:48,927 ♪ r-o-t to n ♪ 719 00:40:48,928 --> 00:40:50,762 ♪ let's roll it up and breathe again ♪ 720 00:40:50,763 --> 00:40:52,530 ♪ I hate to lose, I need to win ♪ 721 00:40:52,531 --> 00:40:54,867 ♪ now move the crowd, let's squeeze it in ♪ 722 00:40:54,868 --> 00:40:56,701 ♪ two girls around the outside ♪ 723 00:40:56,702 --> 00:40:58,736 ♪ drank too much, they found me outside ♪ 724 00:40:58,738 --> 00:41:00,271 ♪ that's right, I'm a party star ♪ 725 00:41:00,272 --> 00:41:01,840 ♪ feelin' all right at the Mardi Gras ♪ 726 00:41:01,841 --> 00:41:03,842 ♪ who's ready to party? ♪ 727 00:41:03,843 --> 00:41:05,543 ♪ Who came here to dance ♪ 728 00:41:05,544 --> 00:41:07,512 ♪ who's running on a hotty ♪ 729 00:41:07,513 --> 00:41:10,013 ♪ tryin' to get in her pants? ♪ 730 00:41:10,014 --> 00:41:11,215 ♪ I know I am ♪ 731 00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:12,256 ♪ I'm guilty as charged ♪ 732 00:41:12,986 --> 00:41:16,855 ♪ only brought $5 but I'm buying the bar ♪ 733 00:41:16,856 --> 00:41:20,855 ♪ let's go, let's lose control ♪ 734 00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:24,262 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 735 00:41:24,263 --> 00:41:27,833 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 736 00:41:27,834 --> 00:41:30,135 ♪ and we gonna do it all night, all night ♪ 737 00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:35,008 ♪ let's roll, let's lose control ♪ 738 00:41:36,008 --> 00:41:39,142 ♪ like everything is all right, all right ♪ 739 00:41:39,144 --> 00:41:43,181 ♪ it's real, the way that I feel ♪ 740 00:41:43,182 --> 00:41:47,559 ♪ and we gonna do it all night, all night ♪ 741 00:42:27,626 --> 00:42:29,062 ♪ put your hands up ♪ 742 00:43:05,698 --> 00:43:07,866 We should play those games now. 743 00:43:07,867 --> 00:43:09,101 The bachelorette party games? 744 00:43:09,102 --> 00:43:10,268 Play to 21? 745 00:43:10,269 --> 00:43:12,838 Wait, what happens if we don't get to 21? 746 00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:15,039 Your marriage is doomed. Doomed. 747 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,375 Well then, we better play to 21! 748 00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:19,747 Yeah! 749 00:43:41,367 --> 00:43:43,034 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 750 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:44,396 ♪ let's start off on a high note ♪ 751 00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:46,845 ♪ I'm the one who put the "I dot" in the "I" ♪ 752 00:43:47,006 --> 00:43:49,141 ♪ in the I don't take sh... From no man no way ♪ 753 00:43:49,142 --> 00:43:51,075 ♪ never gonna give in to the no... ♪ 754 00:43:51,077 --> 00:43:52,317 ♪ Oh, well, never stand still ♪ 755 00:43:53,011 --> 00:43:54,880 ♪ always on my grind, always gotta bail ♪ 756 00:43:54,881 --> 00:43:56,414 ♪ always gotta elevate and never give in ♪ 757 00:43:56,415 --> 00:43:59,284 ♪ one-one-one more breath, now let's begin ♪ 758 00:43:59,285 --> 00:44:02,119 ♪ here we go, open wide, there's my soul ♪ 759 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,155 ♪ it's on display so you can touch it ♪ 760 00:44:04,156 --> 00:44:06,458 ♪ I touch you back because you love it ♪ 761 00:44:06,459 --> 00:44:09,828 ♪ one, two, three, I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d ♪ 762 00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:11,429 ♪ if you can't take it, shake and bake it ♪ 763 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:14,199 ♪ you're the cook, life is what you make it ♪ 764 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,768 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 765 00:44:17,769 --> 00:44:20,938 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 766 00:44:20,939 --> 00:44:23,107 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 767 00:44:23,109 --> 00:44:25,043 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 768 00:44:25,044 --> 00:44:28,313 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 769 00:44:28,314 --> 00:44:30,381 ♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪ 770 00:44:30,382 --> 00:44:32,250 ♪ get high, get dumb, get f... Up ♪ 771 00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:34,186 ♪ throw... Off the floor like Jordan ♪ 772 00:44:34,187 --> 00:44:36,088 ♪ fly off the ground, saying you in the orbit ♪ 773 00:44:36,089 --> 00:44:38,123 ♪ so high no one can touch you ♪ 774 00:44:38,124 --> 00:44:39,958 ♪ so far lady can't tell what you're up to ♪ 775 00:44:39,959 --> 00:44:41,425 ♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪ 776 00:44:41,426 --> 00:44:43,829 ♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna party, you can all come ♪ 777 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,831 ♪ I-I-I-I feel the bass ♪ 778 00:44:45,832 --> 00:44:48,366 ♪ and you feel the bass, and it's pumpin' down ♪ 779 00:44:48,367 --> 00:44:50,802 ♪ deep down below and inside my chest like a heartbeat ♪ 780 00:44:50,803 --> 00:44:52,471 - ♪ dance ♪ - ♪ dance ♪ 781 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:55,072 ♪ feel the wind and inside my head I'm a wild boy ♪ 782 00:44:55,073 --> 00:44:56,942 ♪ this is all for fun ♪ 783 00:44:56,943 --> 00:44:59,210 ♪ feels like I'm walking on the sun ♪ 784 00:44:59,211 --> 00:45:02,748 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 785 00:45:02,749 --> 00:45:05,951 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 786 00:45:05,952 --> 00:45:08,085 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 787 00:45:08,086 --> 00:45:10,021 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 788 00:45:10,022 --> 00:45:13,269 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 789 00:46:13,852 --> 00:46:17,120 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 790 00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:20,157 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 791 00:46:20,158 --> 00:46:22,893 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 792 00:46:22,894 --> 00:46:24,462 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 793 00:46:24,463 --> 00:46:28,065 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 794 00:46:28,066 --> 00:46:30,133 ♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪ 795 00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:31,604 ♪ get high, get dumb, get f... Up ♪ 796 00:46:32,004 --> 00:46:33,572 ♪ throw... Off the floor like Jordan ♪ 797 00:46:33,573 --> 00:46:35,840 ♪ fly off the ground, saying you in the orbit ♪ 798 00:46:35,841 --> 00:46:37,509 ♪ so high no one can touch you ♪ 799 00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:39,344 ♪ so far lady can't tell what you're up to ♪ 800 00:46:39,345 --> 00:46:41,346 ♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪ 801 00:46:41,347 --> 00:46:43,081 ♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna party, you can all come ♪ 802 00:46:43,082 --> 00:46:45,250 ♪ I-I-I-I feel the bass ♪ 803 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,619 ♪ and you feel the bass, and it's pumpin' down ♪ 804 00:46:47,620 --> 00:46:50,053 ♪ deep down below and inside my chest like a heartbeat ♪ 805 00:46:50,054 --> 00:46:51,922 - ♪ dance ♪ - ♪ dance ♪ 806 00:46:51,923 --> 00:46:54,492 ♪ feel the wind and inside my head I'm a wild boy ♪ 807 00:46:54,493 --> 00:46:56,193 ♪ this is all for fun ♪ 808 00:46:56,194 --> 00:46:58,463 ♪ feels like I'm walking on the sun ♪ 809 00:46:58,464 --> 00:47:02,166 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 810 00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:04,869 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 811 00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,204 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 812 00:47:07,205 --> 00:47:09,373 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 813 00:47:09,374 --> 00:47:13,578 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 814 00:47:13,579 --> 00:47:17,282 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 815 00:47:17,283 --> 00:47:20,652 ♪ and all the in their place are in their place ♪ 816 00:47:20,653 --> 00:47:22,920 Where's Janet? 817 00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:24,255 I don't know. 818 00:47:24,256 --> 00:47:27,357 Stop the car. 819 00:47:27,358 --> 00:47:29,594 Pull over! Pull over! 820 00:47:29,595 --> 00:47:31,929 Pull over right now! 821 00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:33,565 Pull over! 822 00:47:33,566 --> 00:47:37,970 It's the last challenge, and we can't afford a limo. 823 00:47:44,477 --> 00:47:46,983 Whoo! Ooh! 824 00:47:50,983 --> 00:47:53,651 I am loving me some fucked up Claire. 825 00:47:53,652 --> 00:47:55,118 Fucked up Claire! 826 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,422 Fucked up Claire! Fucked up Claire! 827 00:47:58,423 --> 00:48:00,129 Fucked up Claire... 828 00:48:03,129 --> 00:48:06,129 Yeah! You know what fucked up Claire does? 829 00:48:06,131 --> 00:48:11,169 Fucked up Claire flashes her tits out the sunroof, yeah! 830 00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:19,584 Fucked up Claire, yeah! 831 00:48:25,584 --> 00:48:28,686 Believe it or not, I don't have a lot of girlfriends. 832 00:48:28,687 --> 00:48:32,090 - No. - No, seriously. 833 00:48:32,091 --> 00:48:33,190 My day's packed. 834 00:48:33,191 --> 00:48:35,492 I wake up, feed the twins... 835 00:48:35,493 --> 00:48:38,428 give Larry his morning cup of coffee and blowjob. 836 00:48:38,429 --> 00:48:41,532 I get home, watch duck dynasty... 837 00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:43,700 have glass of box rosé... 838 00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:46,570 blow Larry again and crash. 839 00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:48,373 You blow your husband twice a day? 840 00:48:48,374 --> 00:48:53,079 Well, yeah, you have to reciprocate the cunnilingus. 841 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,646 Yo, full disclosure. 842 00:48:55,647 --> 00:48:59,617 I kinda invited myself to Claire's bachelorette party. 843 00:48:59,618 --> 00:49:01,084 To make some new friends. 844 00:49:01,085 --> 00:49:03,321 - Aw. - Aw. 845 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:09,028 Eat my ass and learn how to fucking drive! 846 00:49:14,066 --> 00:49:15,732 Oh, my God. 847 00:49:15,733 --> 00:49:17,568 I need to get laid. 848 00:49:17,569 --> 00:49:18,770 Dude. 849 00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:20,505 No. 850 00:49:20,506 --> 00:49:23,708 No, I need to get back in the saddle and get over my marriage. 851 00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:25,343 You go, girl. 852 00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,413 I need a guy like Larry. 853 00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,782 Yeah. 854 00:49:31,783 --> 00:49:33,153 Yeah. 855 00:49:35,153 --> 00:49:36,454 I want my ring back. 856 00:49:36,455 --> 00:49:38,756 Sorry, honey. That's not gonna happen. 857 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:41,291 The guy's long gone, and so is your ring. 858 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,527 No, that's the guy that robbed us. 859 00:49:43,528 --> 00:49:45,763 I want my ring back. 860 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:47,803 Oh, my God. Is that him? 861 00:49:50,803 --> 00:49:52,672 It looks like him. 862 00:49:55,673 --> 00:49:58,408 It's fucking him, all right. 863 00:49:58,409 --> 00:50:02,779 He had a gun to my face, and I looked at him dead in the eye. 864 00:50:02,781 --> 00:50:05,250 Claire's right. It is him. 865 00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:08,051 I'm not getting married without my ring. 866 00:50:08,052 --> 00:50:10,524 Well, what do we do? 867 00:50:12,524 --> 00:50:15,796 It's because of me your ring got taken. 868 00:50:17,796 --> 00:50:20,537 So I'm gonna get your ring back. 869 00:50:24,537 --> 00:50:26,307 Did you get everything? 870 00:50:30,176 --> 00:50:31,441 - Oh. - Oh. 871 00:50:31,443 --> 00:50:36,313 Oh, cool. 872 00:50:36,314 --> 00:50:37,614 Where'd you get all this stuff? 873 00:50:37,615 --> 00:50:39,082 The mini-mart. 874 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:40,552 They had everything. 875 00:50:40,553 --> 00:50:42,686 They sell stun guns at the mini-mart? 876 00:50:42,687 --> 00:50:43,822 They do in Vegas. 877 00:50:43,823 --> 00:50:45,824 What is this for? 878 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,722 It's to conceal our identities. 879 00:50:47,723 --> 00:50:49,135 In case anyone sees us. 880 00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:58,368 It's to cover your face. 881 00:50:58,369 --> 00:51:01,338 Here. 882 00:51:01,339 --> 00:51:02,345 Oh. 883 00:51:07,345 --> 00:51:09,854 Here. 884 00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:15,887 How do I look? 885 00:51:15,888 --> 00:51:18,155 Pretty cool actually. 886 00:51:18,156 --> 00:51:19,756 The green brings out your eyes. 887 00:51:19,757 --> 00:51:23,494 Thanks, Janet. 888 00:51:23,495 --> 00:51:25,195 Hey. This yellow's mine. 889 00:51:25,196 --> 00:51:26,663 Are you crazy? 890 00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:29,266 With your pale complexion, you should wear orange. 891 00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:32,170 It doesn't matter. 892 00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:35,404 Here, take that. 893 00:51:35,405 --> 00:51:37,809 Great, so you're taking yellow? 894 00:51:37,810 --> 00:51:39,744 Leslie. 895 00:51:39,745 --> 00:51:41,214 Does everyone know the plan? 896 00:51:43,214 --> 00:51:45,519 Now let's get my motherfucking ring back. 897 00:51:46,519 --> 00:51:49,785 ♪ L-I-let the shots come ♪ 898 00:51:49,786 --> 00:51:53,925 ♪ t-t-till the cops call ♪ 899 00:51:53,926 --> 00:51:56,530 ♪ c-c-cock back and ready, let the shots come ♪ 900 00:51:58,530 --> 00:52:01,266 ♪ t-t-till the cops call ♪ 901 00:52:01,267 --> 00:52:02,599 Get him! Get him! 902 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,768 What the fuck? 903 00:52:03,769 --> 00:52:06,371 Get him. Get his gun, Janet. 904 00:52:06,372 --> 00:52:10,175 It's not here. No gun. No gun. 905 00:52:10,176 --> 00:52:11,775 Get off me. Get off me. 906 00:52:11,776 --> 00:52:13,745 Get in the car, bitch! 907 00:52:20,185 --> 00:52:22,520 What the hell? What do you want from me? 908 00:52:22,521 --> 00:52:23,621 I want my ring! 909 00:52:23,622 --> 00:52:25,455 I'm not getting married without my ring! 910 00:52:25,457 --> 00:52:27,229 I don't have your ring. 911 00:52:33,798 --> 00:52:35,433 Damn, Claire. 912 00:52:35,434 --> 00:52:37,534 You messed with the wrong girls. 913 00:52:37,535 --> 00:52:39,743 Check his pockets. 914 00:52:45,742 --> 00:52:47,978 There's over $500 here. 915 00:52:47,979 --> 00:52:50,248 That's our money. 916 00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:51,287 Anything else? 917 00:52:56,287 --> 00:52:59,924 I'm sorry, Claire. Your ring's not here. 918 00:52:59,925 --> 00:53:03,427 Maybe he pawned it or something. 919 00:53:03,428 --> 00:53:07,831 Or maybe it's at his house with the rest of our shit. 920 00:53:07,832 --> 00:53:08,933 Driver? 921 00:53:08,934 --> 00:53:09,934 Yeah? 922 00:53:09,935 --> 00:53:12,971 Take us to 972 Filbanks Avenue. 923 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,338 Where the hell is that? 924 00:53:14,339 --> 00:53:16,709 I'll map it. 925 00:53:17,709 --> 00:53:19,911 Do you guys think maybe we should just ditch him. 926 00:53:19,912 --> 00:53:22,986 And the stolen limo and get out while we still can? 927 00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:28,890 No? 928 00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:36,893 That's the house. 929 00:53:36,894 --> 00:53:40,931 Gimme the keys. I'm going in. 930 00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:42,500 What if someone else is there? 931 00:53:42,501 --> 00:53:44,668 I'll knock on the door, and if someone answers... 932 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:45,837 I'll say I'm looking for... 933 00:53:45,838 --> 00:53:48,713 - Charlie. - Charlie. 934 00:53:54,712 --> 00:53:57,748 Are we even sure this is the guy that robbed us? 935 00:53:57,749 --> 00:53:59,284 What do you mean? 936 00:53:59,285 --> 00:54:01,987 This guy is wearing a tie. 937 00:54:02,988 --> 00:54:04,822 So? 938 00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:07,324 I distinctly remember the guy who robbed us. 939 00:54:07,325 --> 00:54:09,427 Was not wearing a tie. 940 00:54:09,428 --> 00:54:11,997 Obviously, he put on a tie. 941 00:54:12,997 --> 00:54:15,833 I checked the house, but no ring. 942 00:54:15,834 --> 00:54:16,854 But I found these. 943 00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,703 My Christian Louboutins. 944 00:54:18,704 --> 00:54:20,871 It is him. 945 00:54:20,872 --> 00:54:22,974 You asshole. 946 00:54:22,975 --> 00:54:24,510 Oh. 947 00:54:25,510 --> 00:54:26,811 When he comes to... 948 00:54:26,812 --> 00:54:28,950 we'll find out where your ring is. 949 00:54:38,656 --> 00:54:40,558 Leslie? 950 00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:42,830 I don't know if it's all the pills... 951 00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:49,666 or the whole, you know, home-invasion thing. 952 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,802 It's just a little stressful. 953 00:54:51,803 --> 00:54:53,502 This is really good weed. 954 00:54:53,504 --> 00:54:54,806 How do you know? 955 00:54:54,807 --> 00:54:55,840 I'm a daily toker. 956 00:54:55,841 --> 00:54:56,873 You are? 957 00:54:56,874 --> 00:54:58,512 I wake and bake. 958 00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:02,746 Otherwise, I'm really uptight. 959 00:55:02,747 --> 00:55:04,681 Let's teach Charlie here a lesson. 960 00:55:04,682 --> 00:55:07,085 He victimized us... 961 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:09,557 and now it's time for a little payback. 962 00:55:11,557 --> 00:55:12,717 What are you gonna do, Janet? 963 00:55:21,566 --> 00:55:24,469 Big deal, you shaved off an eyebrow. 964 00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:26,404 - No good? - Not for what he did to us. 965 00:55:26,405 --> 00:55:27,838 Yeah, you're right. 966 00:55:27,839 --> 00:55:29,773 That was bullshit. 967 00:55:29,774 --> 00:55:32,944 That was just me getting warmed up. 968 00:55:36,647 --> 00:55:37,983 In girl with the dragon tattoo... 969 00:55:38,984 --> 00:55:42,085 Lisbeth was raped by this pig, this asshole... 970 00:55:42,086 --> 00:55:46,491 so she tied him up and tattooed his chest... 971 00:55:46,492 --> 00:55:47,431 "I'm a rapist pig"... 972 00:55:47,993 --> 00:55:49,159 Or something like that. 973 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,169 I don't remember exactly. 974 00:55:57,169 --> 00:55:59,436 Janet, what are you writing? 975 00:55:59,437 --> 00:56:02,974 Gimme his phone. 976 00:56:02,975 --> 00:56:04,809 I'm gonna take a picture. 977 00:56:04,810 --> 00:56:09,479 And send it to every one of his contacts. 978 00:56:09,481 --> 00:56:11,849 Yes, and now every one of Charlie's Facebook friends. 979 00:56:11,850 --> 00:56:14,854 Know that he's a "rapping pig." 980 00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:20,157 Raping pig. 981 00:56:20,158 --> 00:56:23,494 Yeah, but you spelled it, "rapping." 982 00:56:23,495 --> 00:56:25,164 And he robbed us altogether. 983 00:56:26,432 --> 00:56:27,432 Fuck. 984 00:56:27,665 --> 00:56:30,168 We have to humiliate this piece of shit. 985 00:56:30,169 --> 00:56:31,668 Once and for all... 986 00:56:31,669 --> 00:56:35,206 so forever he is punished for what he did to us. 987 00:56:35,207 --> 00:56:36,706 Whoa, Janet, what are you doing? 988 00:56:36,707 --> 00:56:38,675 I'm going to piss in his face. 989 00:56:38,676 --> 00:56:39,844 - No. - Don't do it. 990 00:56:39,845 --> 00:56:42,511 That's even too hardcore for me. 991 00:56:42,513 --> 00:56:43,947 Whizz away, girlfriend. 992 00:56:43,948 --> 00:56:45,081 Whizz away. 993 00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:46,184 Janet, don't. 994 00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,818 That's so gross. No. 995 00:56:47,819 --> 00:56:50,595 I'm gonna defile him the same way he defiled us. 996 00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,197 They're tight. Why are they so tight? 997 00:56:59,198 --> 00:57:04,835 They don't fit anymore. 998 00:57:04,836 --> 00:57:06,069 He's coming to. 999 00:57:06,070 --> 00:57:07,637 Ask him where your ring is. 1000 00:57:07,638 --> 00:57:08,704 Where's my ring? 1001 00:57:08,705 --> 00:57:10,074 Tell me where my ring is. 1002 00:57:11,542 --> 00:57:13,643 These are size seven. 1003 00:57:13,644 --> 00:57:14,810 These are size seven. 1004 00:57:14,811 --> 00:57:15,812 So? 1005 00:57:15,814 --> 00:57:18,516 Mine's an eight and a half. 1006 00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:19,784 These aren't my shoes. 1007 00:57:19,785 --> 00:57:22,553 That's not the valet that robbed us. 1008 00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:26,791 That's not the valet who robbed us. 1009 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:30,093 Hey! What the hell are you doing to our son? 1010 00:57:30,094 --> 00:57:30,996 Oh, God. 1011 00:57:31,997 --> 00:57:33,265 Oh, my... 1012 00:57:34,265 --> 00:57:36,132 Oh, shit. 1013 00:57:36,133 --> 00:57:37,668 Suzie, get the shotgun. 1014 00:57:37,669 --> 00:57:39,270 Don't do it, Suzie. 1015 00:57:39,271 --> 00:57:40,971 You move one inch... 1016 00:57:40,972 --> 00:57:44,107 and my friend here will put 300 thousand volts of electricity. 1017 00:57:44,109 --> 00:57:46,244 Into your son's nut sack. 1018 00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,584 You want grandkids, don't you? 1019 00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:53,684 Dead battery. 1020 00:57:53,685 --> 00:57:56,723 Come on, get the gun. Goddamn it! 1021 00:57:58,723 --> 00:58:00,265 Go, go, go, go... 1022 00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,864 Let's roll. 1023 00:58:07,865 --> 00:58:09,567 You went through the whole house. 1024 00:58:09,568 --> 00:58:10,934 And you didn't see his parents there? 1025 00:58:10,935 --> 00:58:13,136 It was dark and I'm hammered. 1026 00:58:13,138 --> 00:58:15,572 You pooped on an innocent man's face. 1027 00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:18,175 I have a nervous stomach. I'm not proud of it. 1028 00:58:18,176 --> 00:58:21,579 And we electrocuted him and we stole all his money. 1029 00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:23,813 We have his address. We'll reimburse him. 1030 00:58:23,814 --> 00:58:28,886 We'll send him a "get well soon" card. 1031 00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:32,693 I'm sorry, Claire, we didn't get your ring back. 1032 00:58:35,693 --> 00:58:38,697 I think it's time that we ditch the stolen vehicle. 1033 00:58:40,698 --> 00:58:43,613 And definitely take more pills. 1034 00:58:54,613 --> 00:58:56,200 Nope. 1035 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,168 Which one's our room? 1036 00:59:17,169 --> 00:59:19,804 Fuck, I don't know. 1037 00:59:19,805 --> 00:59:21,042 They all look the same. 1038 00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:26,144 I'm so wasted. 1039 00:59:34,151 --> 00:59:37,154 Hey, who ordered more girls? 1040 00:59:37,155 --> 00:59:40,064 What the... what the hell? 1041 00:59:47,064 --> 00:59:48,065 Come on in. 1042 00:59:48,066 --> 00:59:50,701 What's a bachelor party without a little talent? 1043 00:59:50,702 --> 00:59:53,237 No, Claire, let's just go. 1044 00:59:53,238 --> 00:59:54,374 No. 1045 00:59:56,374 --> 00:59:57,942 Where's the bachelor? 1046 00:59:57,943 --> 00:59:59,902 Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike... 1047 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,849 No. No. 1048 01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:07,217 Who are these chicks? 1049 01:00:07,218 --> 01:00:09,119 You're getting married. 1050 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,990 Married tomorrow, but single tonight. 1051 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,762 How do you think your fiance would feel. 1052 01:00:17,763 --> 01:00:19,133 If she knew what you're doing? 1053 01:00:21,133 --> 01:00:22,166 Is that a camera? 1054 01:00:22,167 --> 01:00:23,300 - No. - No. 1055 01:00:23,301 --> 01:00:24,433 Yeah, it is. 1056 01:00:24,434 --> 01:00:26,837 You've got a fucking camera. 1057 01:00:26,838 --> 01:00:27,918 You been filming this? 1058 01:00:28,006 --> 01:00:30,073 Leave her alone, you raisin dick. 1059 01:00:30,074 --> 01:00:33,075 Give that to me. 1060 01:00:33,076 --> 01:00:35,146 Claire. Get your fucking hands off her. 1061 01:00:35,147 --> 01:00:36,947 Oh, yeah? 1062 01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:39,916 Rick? 1063 01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:41,999 Get out. Come on. Out. Out. 1064 01:00:53,999 --> 01:00:54,799 Oh, God. 1065 01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:56,800 We gonna hook up or what? 1066 01:00:56,801 --> 01:00:58,168 What happened to Claire? 1067 01:00:58,169 --> 01:00:59,302 Where's Claire? 1068 01:00:59,303 --> 01:01:00,736 I don't know. 1069 01:01:00,737 --> 01:01:02,709 I think she ran off with that guy. 1070 01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:06,109 Claire! 1071 01:01:06,111 --> 01:01:07,244 What's up? 1072 01:01:07,245 --> 01:01:09,111 I'm looking for Claire. 1073 01:01:09,112 --> 01:01:11,014 Claire! 1074 01:01:11,015 --> 01:01:12,184 Claire. 1075 01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:18,355 She's driving off with that guy. 1076 01:01:18,356 --> 01:01:19,924 We have to go after her. 1077 01:01:19,925 --> 01:01:21,291 Hey, don't cock block. 1078 01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,758 She's a big girl. 1079 01:01:22,759 --> 01:01:24,127 Yeah, but she's drunk. 1080 01:01:24,129 --> 01:01:25,795 And I don't want her doing something. 1081 01:01:25,796 --> 01:01:30,101 That she's going to regret. 1082 01:01:30,102 --> 01:01:31,175 Let's go. 1083 01:01:37,075 --> 01:01:39,043 I can't believe you had those guys come over. 1084 01:01:39,044 --> 01:01:39,844 Why not? 1085 01:01:40,011 --> 01:01:42,145 Because Claire's getting married next Saturday. 1086 01:01:42,147 --> 01:01:44,120 She was my wingman. 1087 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:53,023 Okay. Sorry. 1088 01:01:53,024 --> 01:01:56,866 Okay, so I'll just wait here then? 1089 01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:04,472 Hurry, start the car up. 1090 01:02:07,472 --> 01:02:08,538 Let's go. There. 1091 01:02:08,539 --> 01:02:09,780 Take a left. 1092 01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:17,854 Come on, we can catch up, go. 1093 01:02:22,854 --> 01:02:23,954 There. There. 1094 01:02:23,955 --> 01:02:25,861 Catch up. Come on. 1095 01:02:34,165 --> 01:02:37,835 Quick, they're getting away. 1096 01:02:37,836 --> 01:02:40,102 Go, Janet, go. 1097 01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:41,837 Hurry. Go, go, go, go, go! 1098 01:02:41,839 --> 01:02:43,974 Hurry. Go! 1099 01:02:43,975 --> 01:02:45,376 Put your foot on it! Go. 1100 01:03:08,133 --> 01:03:10,201 You okay? Are you okay? 1101 01:03:10,202 --> 01:03:14,103 I'm fine. 1102 01:03:14,104 --> 01:03:18,942 And there's no real damage here, so it's cool. 1103 01:03:18,943 --> 01:03:20,911 No real damage? 1104 01:03:20,912 --> 01:03:23,112 You guys all right? 1105 01:03:23,113 --> 01:03:24,280 Yeah. 1106 01:03:24,281 --> 01:03:26,049 What happened? 1107 01:03:26,050 --> 01:03:27,585 Where are you going? 1108 01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:29,330 Hey. Get back here. 1109 01:03:38,330 --> 01:03:40,068 Shit, there's no sign of them. 1110 01:03:43,067 --> 01:03:44,400 Wait, is that them? 1111 01:03:44,401 --> 01:03:48,905 That's them. That's them. 1112 01:03:48,906 --> 01:03:50,379 Make a right. Make a right. 1113 01:03:54,379 --> 01:03:56,457 They're going in the parking garage. 1114 01:04:05,457 --> 01:04:07,638 Here. Here. Park. Park. 1115 01:04:20,638 --> 01:04:22,505 ♪ If we keep going there ♪ 1116 01:04:22,506 --> 01:04:24,909 ♪ you think you're going anywhere ♪ 1117 01:04:24,910 --> 01:04:27,610 ♪ I don't think so ♪ 1118 01:04:27,611 --> 01:04:29,379 ♪ if we keep going there ♪ 1119 01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,947 ♪ you think you're going anywhere ♪ 1120 01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:32,115 Fifth floor. 1121 01:04:32,117 --> 01:04:33,286 Okay. 1122 01:04:35,287 --> 01:04:36,253 Follow me. 1123 01:04:36,254 --> 01:04:38,126 Hurry, Zoe, hurry. 1124 01:04:42,125 --> 01:04:43,326 Hurry. 1125 01:04:43,327 --> 01:04:44,664 Fifth floor. 1126 01:04:47,665 --> 01:04:49,001 There she is. 1127 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:53,136 - Claire. - Claire. 1128 01:04:53,138 --> 01:04:54,412 Claire. 1129 01:05:00,411 --> 01:05:01,545 They're in there. 1130 01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:03,149 I can see them. 1131 01:05:05,148 --> 01:05:10,687 Shit. Don't do it, Claire. 1132 01:05:10,688 --> 01:05:12,394 They turned out the lights. 1133 01:05:16,394 --> 01:05:17,494 Open up. 1134 01:05:17,495 --> 01:05:18,530 Go away. 1135 01:05:21,031 --> 01:05:23,472 Open up now! 1136 01:05:28,472 --> 01:05:30,174 Hey! 1137 01:05:30,175 --> 01:05:33,110 Claire, you're making a big mistake! 1138 01:05:33,111 --> 01:05:36,679 Goddamn it, I was just about to come. 1139 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,114 Oh, man. 1140 01:05:38,115 --> 01:05:39,183 Who the hell are you? 1141 01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:41,518 Uh, housekeeping. 1142 01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:42,620 Wrong room. 1143 01:05:55,733 --> 01:05:57,668 Which room did she go in? 1144 01:05:57,669 --> 01:05:59,703 I'm not sure. 1145 01:05:59,704 --> 01:06:00,737 Zoe, don't! 1146 01:06:11,249 --> 01:06:13,183 What are you doing here? 1147 01:06:13,184 --> 01:06:14,518 You dirty little slut. 1148 01:06:14,519 --> 01:06:16,219 What? 1149 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:18,521 I didn't do anything. 1150 01:06:18,522 --> 01:06:22,758 I mean, it's not like he didn't try, but I love Dave. 1151 01:06:22,759 --> 01:06:25,096 And I'm getting married. 1152 01:06:26,097 --> 01:06:28,232 Shouldn't we be evacuating? 1153 01:06:28,233 --> 01:06:30,133 There's no fire. 1154 01:06:30,135 --> 01:06:32,101 There's no fire. 1155 01:06:32,102 --> 01:06:33,640 - It was Zoe. - You! 1156 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,241 Come back here. 1157 01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:38,541 I think we should go. 1158 01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:40,610 Hey, come back here! 1159 01:06:40,611 --> 01:06:42,246 I'm gonna get you. 1160 01:06:42,247 --> 01:06:45,048 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1161 01:06:45,049 --> 01:06:46,315 Hey! 1162 01:06:46,316 --> 01:06:48,818 Get back here! Get back here! 1163 01:06:48,819 --> 01:06:51,356 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1164 01:07:13,544 --> 01:07:16,321 Claire. Claire. 1165 01:07:23,321 --> 01:07:25,658 Morning. 1166 01:07:27,658 --> 01:07:30,664 How was your bachelor party? 1167 01:07:33,664 --> 01:07:35,098 Right? 1168 01:07:35,099 --> 01:07:40,838 Well, that happens. 1169 01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:43,343 No, nothing special. 1170 01:07:46,343 --> 01:07:48,445 Okay. 1171 01:07:48,446 --> 01:07:49,682 Love you, too. 1172 01:07:50,682 --> 01:07:52,622 Bye. 1173 01:07:58,622 --> 01:08:01,863 Well, what happened? 1174 01:08:05,863 --> 01:08:11,101 He said that he lost $300 at poker... 1175 01:08:12,202 --> 01:08:14,237 got shit-faced drunk... 1176 01:08:14,238 --> 01:08:17,474 had a stripper whip him... 1177 01:08:17,475 --> 01:08:19,847 then he puked and he blacked out. 1178 01:08:23,847 --> 01:08:26,216 That's it? 1179 01:08:26,217 --> 01:08:28,551 And you believe him? 1180 01:08:28,552 --> 01:08:31,387 He doesn't know he butt dialed me. 1181 01:08:31,388 --> 01:08:36,260 He could have lied about the stripper. 1182 01:08:36,261 --> 01:08:38,551 Where's Leslie? 1183 01:09:00,552 --> 01:09:02,618 Whoo-hoo! You did it. 1184 01:09:02,619 --> 01:09:04,287 You got laid! 1185 01:09:04,288 --> 01:09:07,406 Walk of shame. Walk of shame. 1186 01:09:22,406 --> 01:09:26,742 My head is killing me. 1187 01:09:26,743 --> 01:09:30,314 How many pills did we take? 1188 01:09:30,315 --> 01:09:31,782 Last night was crazy. 1189 01:09:31,783 --> 01:09:33,694 Fucking crazy. 1190 01:09:42,694 --> 01:09:44,696 I want you to have this. 1191 01:09:45,696 --> 01:09:49,332 Your wedding ring? 1192 01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:50,634 I wasn't wearing it last night. 1193 01:09:50,635 --> 01:09:55,706 It was in my suitcase the whole time. 1194 01:09:55,707 --> 01:09:56,772 Leslie, I can't. 1195 01:09:56,773 --> 01:09:59,508 My marriage is over... 1196 01:09:59,510 --> 01:10:01,980 but yours is just beginning. 1197 01:10:02,980 --> 01:10:04,417 You're my little sister. 1198 01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:08,990 You can't get married without a ring, right? 1199 01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:14,867 Thanks. 1200 01:10:22,867 --> 01:10:27,777 Wow, it's actually much bigger than mine, so... 1201 01:10:32,877 --> 01:10:36,015 Zoe, did you record everything last night? 1202 01:10:37,015 --> 01:10:38,515 Like everything everything? 1203 01:10:38,516 --> 01:10:41,450 Like, you know what I mean? 1204 01:10:41,451 --> 01:10:42,886 - Let's have a look. - Wait. 1205 01:10:42,887 --> 01:10:44,554 No, I don't wanna watch. 1206 01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:45,689 The whole thing was like... 1207 01:10:45,690 --> 01:10:47,456 All right, we won't watch it then. 1208 01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:48,539 Fuck that, I'm watching it. 1209 01:11:14,886 --> 01:11:17,721 They're getting away! 1210 01:11:31,802 --> 01:11:33,042 Go! Go! 1211 01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:46,351 I'm glad we interrupted your orgasm! 1212 01:11:48,919 --> 01:11:50,720 Please evacuate. 1213 01:11:50,721 --> 01:11:53,924 Elevators are inoperable during a fire alarm. 1214 01:11:53,925 --> 01:11:55,759 Please use stairs. 1215 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:56,960 Please evacuate. 1216 01:11:56,961 --> 01:12:00,463 Elevators are inoperable during a fire alarm. 1217 01:12:00,464 --> 01:12:05,668 Please use stairs. 1218 01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,436 Oh, shit. 1219 01:12:53,851 --> 01:12:56,619 Now please, will someone. 1220 01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:58,990 Tell me why that large woman was attacking us? 1221 01:13:07,664 --> 01:13:10,101 ♪ I made a list of all the things I would... ♪ 1222 01:13:11,668 --> 01:13:13,804 ♪ I thought I'd give it a try ♪ 1223 01:13:13,805 --> 01:13:17,474 ♪ don't push me down, don't leave me flat on my back ♪ 1224 01:13:17,475 --> 01:13:19,743 ♪ you know I'm sick and now I'm under attack ♪ 1225 01:13:19,744 --> 01:13:22,746 ♪ hooah, hooah ♪ 1226 01:13:22,747 --> 01:13:26,183 ♪ do all the things I wish I thought of before ♪ 1227 01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:30,019 ♪ to many, too many nights on the floor ♪ 1228 01:13:30,020 --> 01:13:31,654 ♪ took the wrong way ♪ 1229 01:13:31,655 --> 01:13:34,056 ♪ I got so lost, so step up ♪ 1230 01:13:34,057 --> 01:13:38,662 ♪ step up, step up, step up ♪ 1231 01:13:38,663 --> 01:13:41,162 ♪ give me one, give me two, give me three ♪ 1232 01:13:41,163 --> 01:13:43,939 ♪ now, baby, give me store ♪ 1233 01:13:47,939 --> 01:13:50,072 ♪ baby, give me the store ♪ 1234 01:13:50,073 --> 01:13:55,048 ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1235 01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:00,187 ♪ yeah! ♪ 1236 01:14:03,086 --> 01:14:06,489 ♪ I know your face, I think I've seen you before ♪ 1237 01:14:06,490 --> 01:14:10,025 ♪ yeah, what's the difference, I'm just looking... ♪ 1238 01:14:10,026 --> 01:14:12,796 ♪ Got nothing, women, you know better than that ♪ 1239 01:14:12,797 --> 01:14:15,232 ♪ you ain't no diplomat ♪ 1240 01:14:15,233 --> 01:14:18,667 ♪ I take it slowly for a minute or two ♪ 1241 01:14:18,668 --> 01:14:21,904 ♪ could take 'em all or leave it from you ♪ 1242 01:14:21,905 --> 01:14:24,008 ♪ I'm always searching for something new ♪ 1243 01:14:25,008 --> 01:14:26,609 ♪ so step up ♪ 1244 01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:30,881 ♪ step up, step up, step up ♪ 1245 01:14:30,882 --> 01:14:33,183 ♪ give me one, give me two, give me three ♪ 1246 01:14:33,184 --> 01:14:36,051 ♪ now give me, give me the store ♪ 1247 01:14:36,052 --> 01:14:40,556 ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1248 01:14:40,557 --> 01:14:42,826 ♪ baby, give me the store ♪ 1249 01:14:42,827 --> 01:14:46,962 ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1250 01:14:46,963 --> 01:14:49,733 ♪ baby, give me the store ♪ 1251 01:14:49,734 --> 01:14:53,903 ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1252 01:14:53,904 --> 01:14:56,605 ♪ oh, baby, give me the store ♪ 1253 01:14:56,606 --> 01:15:00,743 ♪ whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1254 01:15:00,744 --> 01:15:04,180 ♪ I'm gonna give it a try ♪ 1255 01:15:04,181 --> 01:15:06,566 ♪ I wanna give it a try ♪ 1256 01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:23,977 ♪ yeah! ♪ 1257 01:15:33,977 --> 01:15:37,780 ♪ Step up, step up, step up ♪ 1258 01:15:37,781 --> 01:15:40,951 ♪ step up, step up, step up ♪ 1259 01:15:40,952 --> 01:15:45,121 ♪ step up, step up, step up ♪ 1260 01:15:45,122 --> 01:15:46,992 ♪ give me one, give me two, give me three ♪ 1261 01:15:47,992 --> 01:15:49,296 ♪ now, baby, give me the store ♪ 1262 01:15:52,296 --> 01:15:53,930 ♪ yeah! ♪ 1263 01:16:25,930 --> 01:16:27,730 ♪ Let's start off on a high note ♪ 1264 01:16:27,731 --> 01:16:29,733 ♪ I'm the one who put the "I dot" in the "I" ♪ 1265 01:16:29,734 --> 01:16:31,654 ♪ in the I don't take sh... From no man no way ♪ 1266 01:16:32,003 --> 01:16:33,970 ♪ never gonna give in to the no... ♪ 1267 01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:35,904 ♪ Oh, well, never stand still ♪ 1268 01:16:35,905 --> 01:16:37,741 ♪ always on my grind, always gotta bail ♪ 1269 01:16:37,742 --> 01:16:39,309 ♪ always gotta elevate and never give in ♪ 1270 01:16:39,310 --> 01:16:41,069 ♪ one-one-one more breath, now let's begin ♪ 1271 01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:44,847 ♪ here we go, open wide, there's my soul ♪ 1272 01:16:44,848 --> 01:16:46,850 ♪ it's on display so you can touch it ♪ 1273 01:16:46,851 --> 01:16:49,185 ♪ I touch you back because you love it ♪ 1274 01:16:49,186 --> 01:16:52,188 ♪ one, two, three, I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d ♪ 1275 01:16:52,189 --> 01:16:54,156 ♪ if you can't take it, shake and bake it ♪ 1276 01:16:54,158 --> 01:16:56,760 ♪ you're the cook, life is what you make it ♪ 1277 01:16:56,761 --> 01:17:00,262 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 1278 01:17:00,263 --> 01:17:03,299 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 1279 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:05,835 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 1280 01:17:05,836 --> 01:17:07,403 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 1281 01:17:07,404 --> 01:17:11,041 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 1282 01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:13,109 ♪ jump jump, everybody, jump ♪ 1283 01:17:13,110 --> 01:17:14,978 ♪ get high, get dumb, get f... Up ♪ 1284 01:17:14,979 --> 01:17:16,746 ♪ throw... Off the floor like Jordan ♪ 1285 01:17:16,747 --> 01:17:18,813 ♪ fly off the ground, saying you in the orbit ♪ 1286 01:17:18,814 --> 01:17:20,684 ♪ so high no one can touch you ♪ 1287 01:17:20,685 --> 01:17:22,318 ♪ so far lady can't tell what you're up to ♪ 1288 01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:24,354 ♪ throw like a slam dunk ♪ 1289 01:17:24,355 --> 01:17:26,256 ♪ p-p-p-arty over here, wanna party, you can all come ♪ 1290 01:17:26,257 --> 01:17:28,024 ♪ they pop in there ♪ 1291 01:17:28,025 --> 01:17:28,994 ♪ they pop in there ♪ 1292 01:17:29,994 --> 01:17:31,293 ♪ they pop in there ♪ 1293 01:17:31,294 --> 01:17:33,028 ♪ they pop in there ♪ 1294 01:17:33,029 --> 01:17:34,764 ♪ I'm about to get it on, take my breath ♪ 1295 01:17:34,765 --> 01:17:36,005 ♪ lace up quick, take my step ♪ 1296 01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:39,269 ♪ I'm here to get it done, but I got a middle finger in the air ♪ 1297 01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:40,970 ♪ like oh no, oh no ♪ 1298 01:17:40,971 --> 01:17:42,671 ♪ h-h-he didn't do what I think he did ♪ 1299 01:17:42,672 --> 01:17:45,175 ♪ oh, no, silver tongue, they be shuffling in in old clothes ♪ 1300 01:17:45,176 --> 01:17:47,077 ♪ where the money at? New angle ♪ 1301 01:17:47,078 --> 01:17:49,144 ♪ let's move to the... No angel ♪ 1302 01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:52,481 ♪ you're at the summer party with them girls again ♪ 1303 01:17:52,482 --> 01:17:55,719 ♪ and all the in their places are in their places ♪ 1304 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,054 ♪ and in their faces are lots of friends ♪ 1305 01:17:58,055 --> 01:17:59,956 ♪ bottles in their hands, huh ♪ 1306 01:17:59,957 --> 01:18:03,247 ♪ they pop in there maybe, they pop in there ♪ 1307 01:18:24,248 --> 01:18:27,049 ♪ love, love, who needs it anyway? ♪ 1308 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:29,151 ♪ Can you tell me, please? ♪ 1309 01:18:29,153 --> 01:18:31,820 ♪ I love that boy, he's oh, so cute ♪ 1310 01:18:31,821 --> 01:18:34,858 ♪ but he drives me crazy ♪ 1311 01:18:34,859 --> 01:18:37,460 ♪ why, why do I even try? ♪ 1312 01:18:37,461 --> 01:18:39,394 ♪ It's a hopeless case ♪ 1313 01:18:39,395 --> 01:18:42,163 ♪ he sleeps all day, he plays all night ♪ 1314 01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:44,934 ♪ never listens to what I say ♪ 1315 01:18:44,935 --> 01:18:47,503 ♪ love, love, can't live without love ♪ 1316 01:18:47,504 --> 01:18:49,972 ♪ not I without my girl ♪ 1317 01:18:49,973 --> 01:18:52,841 ♪ she's sugar and spice and all things nice ♪ 1318 01:18:52,842 --> 01:18:55,478 ♪ but she drives me crazy ♪ 1319 01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,179 ♪ why, why do I even try ♪ 1320 01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:00,350 ♪ when it's a hopeless case? ♪ 1321 01:19:00,351 --> 01:19:03,051 ♪ She works all day and worries much ♪ 1322 01:19:03,052 --> 01:19:05,954 ♪ she's always getting on my case ♪ 1323 01:19:05,955 --> 01:19:11,261 ♪ when I look into your eyes, the truth is plane to see ♪ 1324 01:19:11,262 --> 01:19:12,998 ♪ I could never live without you ♪ 1325 01:19:13,998 --> 01:19:16,197 ♪ you're the one for me ♪ 1326 01:19:16,199 --> 01:19:18,003 ♪ I would rather argue with you ♪ 1327 01:19:19,003 --> 01:19:21,304 ♪ than wake up with someone else ♪ 1328 01:19:21,305 --> 01:19:23,972 ♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪ 1329 01:19:23,973 --> 01:19:26,275 ♪ you take my breath away ♪ 1330 01:19:26,276 --> 01:19:31,980 ♪ love, love, life would be so much easier without love ♪ 1331 01:19:31,981 --> 01:19:34,383 ♪ love, love, can't imagine ♪ 1332 01:19:34,384 --> 01:19:36,952 ♪ what such life would be worth ♪ 1333 01:19:36,953 --> 01:19:39,956 ♪ why, why can't you try for me ♪ 1334 01:19:39,957 --> 01:19:42,391 ♪ to be on time for once? ♪ 1335 01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:43,994 ♪ Pick the laundry off the floor ♪ 1336 01:19:44,994 --> 01:19:47,896 ♪ for God sakes put the seat down ♪ 1337 01:19:47,897 --> 01:19:49,399 ♪ tell me, tell me, baby ♪ 1338 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,836 ♪ why you always need to talk things out ♪ 1339 01:19:52,837 --> 01:19:55,305 ♪ life's to short to sweat the small stuff ♪ 1340 01:19:55,306 --> 01:19:57,940 ♪ you're always stressing out ♪ 1341 01:19:57,941 --> 01:20:03,246 ♪ when I look into your eyes, the truth is plane to see ♪ 1342 01:20:03,247 --> 01:20:04,983 ♪ I could never live without you ♪ 1343 01:20:05,983 --> 01:20:08,184 ♪ you're the one for me ♪ 1344 01:20:08,185 --> 01:20:11,019 ♪ I would rather argue with you ♪ 1345 01:20:11,020 --> 01:20:13,323 ♪ than wake up with someone else ♪ 1346 01:20:13,324 --> 01:20:15,958 ♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪ 1347 01:20:15,959 --> 01:20:18,094 ♪ you take my breath away ♪ 1348 01:20:18,095 --> 01:20:21,264 - ♪ when I look ♪ - ♪ when I look into your eyes ♪ 1349 01:20:21,265 --> 01:20:23,384 - ♪ into your eyes ♪ - ♪ the truth is plane to see ♪ 1350 01:20:24,001 --> 01:20:26,433 - ♪ cannot have ♪ - ♪ I could never live without you ♪ 1351 01:20:26,434 --> 01:20:29,170 - ♪ but realize ♪ - ♪ you're the one for me ♪ 1352 01:20:29,171 --> 01:20:31,908 - ♪ you're the only ♪ - ♪ I would rather argue with you ♪ 1353 01:20:31,909 --> 01:20:34,277 - ♪ one for me ♪ - ♪ than wake up with someone else ♪ 1354 01:20:34,278 --> 01:20:36,645 - ♪ there's no one else ♪ - ♪ 'cause when you hold me close ♪ 1355 01:20:36,646 --> 01:20:39,180 - ♪ in the whole world ♪ - ♪ you take my breath away ♪ 1356 01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:42,659 ♪ that's for me ♪ 1357 01:20:49,659 --> 01:20:51,226 What can I get you? 1358 01:20:51,227 --> 01:20:52,548 I'll have a double cheeseburger... 1359 01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:58,568 extra onions, fries, and a diet coke. 1360 01:20:58,569 --> 01:21:01,469 I don't see a salad. 1361 01:21:01,470 --> 01:21:04,106 Could you make me one? 1362 01:21:04,107 --> 01:21:06,242 We don't have salad. 1363 01:21:06,243 --> 01:21:09,645 We just have burgers, fries, and drinks. 1364 01:21:09,646 --> 01:21:12,448 Oh, please? 1365 01:21:12,449 --> 01:21:13,985 They do do a burger without the bun. 1366 01:21:14,985 --> 01:21:17,386 Where they do wrap the burger in lettuce. 1367 01:21:17,387 --> 01:21:18,587 Okay, I'll do that. 1368 01:21:18,588 --> 01:21:21,591 Oh, and dressing on the side. 1369 01:21:21,592 --> 01:21:23,125 You want, like, a hamburger... 1370 01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:24,927 cheeseburger, double? 1371 01:21:24,928 --> 01:21:28,397 Actually, just do a grilled cheese. 1372 01:21:28,398 --> 01:21:30,934 Do a grilled cheese, and you want it wrapped in lettuce? 1373 01:21:30,935 --> 01:21:31,735 Yes, please. 1374 01:21:32,002 --> 01:21:34,037 Okay, so grilled cheese... 1375 01:21:34,038 --> 01:21:36,972 and you said you didn't want the bread on it but on the side? 1376 01:21:36,973 --> 01:21:38,007 Yes, thank you. 1377 01:21:38,008 --> 01:21:39,274 Do you want onions on it? 1378 01:21:39,275 --> 01:21:40,509 No onions. 1379 01:21:40,511 --> 01:21:42,444 So lettuce, tomatoes only. 1380 01:21:42,445 --> 01:21:44,948 You want pickles or anything else? 1381 01:21:44,949 --> 01:21:46,282 No pickles. 1382 01:21:46,283 --> 01:21:48,484 Okay, so lettuce, tomato only. 1383 01:21:48,485 --> 01:21:50,586 On that grilled cheese protein style... 1384 01:21:50,587 --> 01:21:54,690 And you wanted the side of bread. There you go. 1385 01:21:54,691 --> 01:21:56,591 And is that just the sandwich... 1386 01:21:56,592 --> 01:22:00,563 or would you like a drink or French fry with that? 1387 01:22:00,564 --> 01:22:02,198 No, just the sandwich. 1388 01:22:02,199 --> 01:22:03,983 - Okay. - Okay.