1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Your advertising could be here! Contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,115 Why do they stink so much? 3 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,110 Incredible! They never wash. 4 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:05,786 According to the newspapers, 11% of the Paris apartments no bathroom. 5 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,293 That doesn't surprise me, but you can still wash. 6 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:13,002 These don't even shine to make the attempt. 7 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:18,212 That's not even the selection here the worst stinker in Paris. 8 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,880 These are just pure coincidence came together. 9 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:24,893 It's better not to assume that people at the Gare de l'Est... 10 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:29,272 smell worse, as people at the Gare de Lyon. 11 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,983 Still - what a smell! 12 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,153 What's that smell? 13 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:40,818 This is Barbouze, love. A perfume from Fior. 14 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,738 It should be forbidden to pollute the world with such a stench. 15 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:29,329 - I'm Zazie. Are you my uncle? - Yes, actually - your Uncle Gabriel. 16 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,662 - You smell great. - This is Barbouze from Fior. 17 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:37,048 - Are you dripping something behind my ears? - It's for men. 18 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,004 Hello, Gabriel. 19 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,009 Thank you for that takes care of the child. 20 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,671 You can rest assured - a little thing. 21 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,719 I'll meet you again the day after tomorrow, 22 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,770 on the 6:30 a.m. train! 23 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,478 How is your wife? 24 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,268 Good. Are you coming to visit us? 25 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,403 I don't have time. 26 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:03,821 The family doesn't matter anymore, when she's laughed at a man. 27 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,862 Bye, my darling - Bye, Gaby! 28 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,781 She's gone. 29 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,076 Okay, let's go. 30 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,504 - Uncle, shall we take the metro? - No. 31 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,758 Actually no? 32 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,136 Yes No! We take Charles' taxi. 33 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:29,426 I'm dying to to make a confession. 34 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,141 I won't do anything tell about my childhood. 35 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,645 I already said that I am not free. 36 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,314 I'm waiting for my friend Gabriel. 37 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,825 Look - my friend Gabriel. 38 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,610 Hello, little one. 39 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,706 This is an old rotten cart. 40 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,537 If you don't like it... 41 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,919 - Get in and don't be a snob. - Snob? Oh, lick me. 42 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,546 Maybe she's charming your niece. 43 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,561 STRIKE 44 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,401 Pigs! Do something like that to me! 45 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,160 They don't only to you. 46 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,538 I don't give a fuck! 47 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,916 I want to take the metro. 48 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,372 Cursed! 49 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:42,294 - When will the strike end? - I don't know, I'm not a politician. 50 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,459 It's about wages, not politics. 51 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,593 Would you ever go on strike? 52 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,675 Of course - for higher fares. 53 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,435 They should for this rotten car rather lower. 54 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,712 Paris - what a beautiful city! 55 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,373 Look Zazie: 56 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,633 - The Pantheon. - What does he say next? 57 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:26,838 Isn't it true? 58 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,924 No, no and no again. 59 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,634 What is it then? 60 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,094 Not the Panthéon. 61 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,976 - We ask a passerby. - All idiots. 62 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,603 Absolutely correct. 63 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,856 I got it. This is Madeleine. 64 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,738 Maybe, but that's it long history. 65 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:52,744 Check out this example great architecture. 66 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,700 This is the Invalides Cathedral. 67 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,579 Completely wrong. These are the Reuilly barracks. 68 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,086 Are you saying nonsense on purpose? or can you not help it? 69 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,832 I want to help you to enjoy yourself. 70 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:10,879 Sometimes it's the truth sometimes not. 71 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:15,053 Don't tease me, you old farts. 72 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:20,180 - Did you hear that? - That's just the way the New Vague is. 73 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,394 Fuck the New Vague. 74 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:29,110 So Zazie, if you have the right one Want to see Invalides Cathedral 75 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,117 and the right coffin by Napoleon... 76 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:37,405 Napoleon - lick me. A stupid dwarf with a funny hat. 77 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,414 Then what are you interested in? 78 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,664 D-I-E M-É-T-R-O! 79 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,668 There's your metro! 80 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:52,086 The Métro runs underground! 81 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,180 - This is the supernatural one. - So not the metro. 82 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,966 I'll explain it to you: 83 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,853 Sometimes she rides above the ground, sometimes below again. 84 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,230 Stories! You never tell the truth! 85 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,516 The truth! 86 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:08,152 As if you knew what that is. 87 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,530 As if anyone knew what that is. 88 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,407 It's all a load of nonsense. 89 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:18,287 The Panthéon, the Invalides, the barracks, the Madeleine - 90 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,322 all nonsense! 91 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,788 What a mess! 92 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,039 And what is that? 93 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:30,003 The? No idea. 94 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,799 Say "Hello" to Mado. 95 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,009 But it's cute. 96 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,176 Do you like it, Paris? and to get to know Monsieur Turandot? 97 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,564 Monsieur Charles, You are a melancholic. 98 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,778 Melancholy - lick me. 99 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,570 Damned! 100 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,234 I want in this house 101 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,118 don't have a little whore, 102 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,780 that emits such dirt. 103 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,324 She becomes the whole neighborhood spoil. 104 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,330 In two days 105 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,714 they will all be old goats picked up from the customers. 106 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:55,502 chatter, chatter, that's all you can do. 107 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,640 To the table! 108 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,979 Ah, what a meal! 109 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,893 Do not exaggerate. 110 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,165 So, my little one... 111 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,625 we are really tired, shouldn't we go to sleep? 112 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,009 Who are we? 113 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:42,306 You of course. What time? Are you going to bed at home? 114 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,718 Here and at home are two completely different things. 115 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,644 Do you just say yes, or do you mean it? 116 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,695 Albertine, do you hear? 117 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,403 like she already did at this age argue? 118 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,535 Why should you still have them? send to school? 119 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,787 I go to school, until I'm 65. 120 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,784 Yes, as a teacher. 121 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,669 Not a bad job - there is a guesthouse. 122 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:16,085 Screw the pension. 123 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:20,253 Well, then why do you want to? Become a teacher? 124 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,963 To terrorize the brats, 125 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,054 those in 10, 100, 1000 years get to my age. 126 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,809 I'll be a pig. 127 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,221 I'll let you lick the parquet, 128 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,766 eat sponges, ram circles into your buttocks 129 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,563 and kick you 130 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,275 with the boots in the butt, on those 131 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,781 I wear spurs, that shred the skin. 132 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,951 According to the newspapers 133 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:49,578 Modern education looks different. You move on to friendliness, 134 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,414 affection, 135 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,253 Understanding... 136 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,131 It doesn't say so in the newspapers, Albertine? 137 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,509 Do they mistreat you at school, Zazie? 138 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,465 They should try that. 139 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,677 In twenty years there will be no more teachers. 140 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,890 You will go through the cinema, the television 141 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,685 and other electronics be replaced. 142 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,397 That's how it was yesterday in the newspapers... 143 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,440 right? 144 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,823 Then I'll become an astronaut. 145 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,989 I become the Martians terrorize. 146 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,325 The child has ideas! 147 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:33,083 - Let's go to the cinema! - No, I have to work from 11 a.m. 148 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,166 - The aunt and I can go alone. - I wouldn't like that. 149 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,126 Albertine never leaves without me. 150 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,217 But you have soft skin. 151 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,720 She fell asleep immediately. 152 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,273 But tomorrow morning... 153 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,529 She shouldn't wake me up. 154 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,324 Children get up early. 155 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,906 You know me, I need 156 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,117 my 10 hours of recovery sleep... 157 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:16,869 chatter, chatter - that's all you can do. 158 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,754 Chatter - lick me. 159 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,337 Just repeat, what you said. 160 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,302 I said: chatter - lick me. 161 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:35,099 What do you want to imply? 162 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,892 I'm implying that I'm the child don't want to be here. 163 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,191 Whether you like it or not, 164 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,152 I don't give a shit. 165 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,364 Soon you'll embarrass me, because you 166 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,744 like your niece talk. 167 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:54,998 It should be forbidden to be as unintelligent as you. 168 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,164 You know what "unintelligent" means, you stupid cretin? 169 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,954 - That's enough. - And now? 170 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,544 You're just repeating a saying. 171 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,380 He's starting to confuse me. 172 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:11,056 I want a little one like that not in my house! 173 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,678 I want a little whore like that... 174 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,608 Damn, how are you supposed to sleep here? 175 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,484 What kind of circus is this? 176 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,655 chatter, chatter - 177 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,201 that's all you can do. 178 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,492 Ruined! 179 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,792 - I'll give you another one. - Nice of you, 180 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,331 but none made of pigskin, right? 181 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,172 What would you prefer? Calfskin? 182 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,299 Snakeskin? 183 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,756 Russian leather? 184 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,763 Lizard scales? 185 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,806 Crocodile? 186 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,483 That would be expensive. 187 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,440 But practical and chic. 188 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,489 Your aunt is friendliness personified. 189 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,776 What is he doing here? 190 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,740 He is our landlord. 191 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,951 A very special landlord, a buddy, 192 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,541 the kindness itself. 193 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,794 - Kindness - lick me. - I heard it, the lick me. 194 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,502 Go! And leave these dirty expressions. 195 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,462 It wasn't me. It was her. 196 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,092 You have your lipstick forgotten. 197 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,413 Where are you going? 198 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:03,181 I don't want to go with this man! I do not know him! 199 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,137 He said things to me. 200 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,808 She ran away from home. I wanted to bring her back. 201 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,903 tell me, what the bad man said? 202 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,314 I don't want to. 203 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,703 Disgusting! 204 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,622 What did he want? 205 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,084 I would never have thought of that. 206 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,166 There are really bad things... 207 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,729 I don't understand anything. 208 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,246 Take me for example. 209 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,962 One day my husband came on the idea... 210 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,656 I've never been stuck in such a mess. 211 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,113 You're a bad guard dog. 212 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,204 Ultimately it didn't kill you. 213 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,269 The child ran away. 214 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,403 - You made me a satyr! - Fear? 215 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,280 So I don't even have it shaken during the air raids. 216 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,908 I never had fear of air raids. 217 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,114 When I saw that they are the English 218 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,325 I knew that they don't target me. 219 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,491 I wasn't afraid either. 220 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,126 So I never have get something in the face. 221 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,879 I watched the fireworks: 222 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:43,542 One hit - and an ammunition depot exploded. 223 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,178 - The train station is pulverizing... - The factory is a pile of rubble... 224 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,716 The city in flames - a sight for the gods. 225 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,844 Actually it was not a bad life. 226 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:31,052 My child, what is wrong with you? for great grief? 227 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,890 Was it really that bad? 228 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,515 Poor, poor child. 229 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:46,613 Tell me what's going on. Did your parents beat you? 230 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,650 Are you afraid that they punish you? 231 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:02,045 You can tell me anything. Don't worry, trust me. 232 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,672 Why should I? 233 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:09,587 Because I like children. The little ones Girls and the little boys. 234 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,629 You are a dirty one old man. 235 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,423 Absolutely not. 236 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:18,433 During the war mine the black market causes a lot of trouble. 237 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,474 I was constantly being cleaned out. 238 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,269 Controls, confiscations - I was looted. 239 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,688 Luckily I had inherited this barracks. 240 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:30,528 Why are you complaining? You're fine. 241 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,363 - Where are we? - At the flea market. 242 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,653 The place, 243 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,447 where you Find cheap Rembrandts 244 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,662 and sold on to the Americans. 245 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,293 Not just Rembrandts: Lavender, nails... 246 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,830 - Great American stuff too? - Yes! 247 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,465 And very good french fry shops. 248 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,503 And mussels, 249 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,262 that don't poison you. 250 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,264 American blue jeans too? 251 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,721 Everything is here now. Compasses... 252 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,262 Screw compasses. But blue jeans... 253 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,150 I know how your game goes. 254 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,480 Do you have blue jeans for the little one? 255 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,696 SPECIAL OFFER 256 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,466 Guaranteed unworn. 257 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,965 Next year she will have outgrown it. 258 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,721 - Then you get the siblings. - She doesn't have any. 259 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,598 That can change quickly. 260 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,260 That's not funny. Your poor mother is dead. 261 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,696 If I'm not mistaken, 262 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,733 These jeans come from America. 263 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:07,044 Do the Americans have little girls? in their army? 264 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:11,458 Of course - you need everything possible, to wage a war. 265 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,752 And how much do they cost? 266 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:21,093 They're available for free with every pair of jeans. 267 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,393 Mussels and fries 268 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,438 Are you hungry? 269 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,609 Shells? Fries? 270 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,027 Both. 271 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,656 For me a Muscadet. 272 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,723 My dad would have by now 273 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,758 Drank 10 of them. 274 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,301 Does he drink a lot? 275 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,687 He drank. He's dead. 276 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,436 Were you very sad when he died? 277 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,944 I didn't have time for it, because so much was happening. 278 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,442 Hey! My mussels... 279 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:18,575 Do you remember to the seamstress from St. Moron, 280 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,737 which her husband's head cut it open? 281 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,079 Don't you read newspapers? 282 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,243 Sad. And he wants to talk to me. 283 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,827 The seamstress is my mom. 284 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,713 And the husband, of course, was dad. 285 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,260 A lot of dirt was stirred up. 286 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,465 Mom had a Parisian lawyer, 287 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,929 who speaks differently than we do. 288 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,514 He reached an acquittal. 289 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,396 People even applauded Mom. 290 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,850 They wore them through the streets. 291 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,109 - Interested? - Not particularly. 292 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,490 You're already a guy. 293 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:04,030 I will tell you my story. 294 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,413 I'm listening. 295 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:09,918 First of all, mom could I can't stand dad. 296 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:13,671 So dad got sad and reached for the bottle. 297 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,540 Can you follow me? 298 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,300 So be careful... 299 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,216 It was last year... 300 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,592 a Sunday in October. 301 00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:27,177 I remember well, 302 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,226 I came back from football. 303 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:34,609 Dad was alone in the house. 304 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,441 He waited, all alone. 305 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,565 He wasn't waiting for anything special. 306 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,196 He was all alone - and waiting. 307 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,539 Pointless to tell that he was drunk beyond reason. 308 00:27:55,716 --> 00:28:01,257 Then he started kissing me. Of course - after all, he was my dad. 309 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,075 Then the door opened - 310 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,621 Mom said she wanted to 311 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,794 go shopping. 312 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,205 But that was just an illusion. 313 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,671 She returned, opened the door and crept in. 314 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:48,763 Dad was just thinking about something else, when he left this world. 315 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,604 They said it was there was no crime 316 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,271 to wipe him out. 317 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,899 Not bad, huh? 318 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,697 I don't want to go with this man! 319 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,700 I do not know him. He said things to me. 320 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,405 Little thief! 321 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:46,041 A pair of blue jeans! Stolen from my store! 322 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:52,372 Nobody taught her that possessions are sacred? 323 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:55,713 What do you say if I take you to the police! 324 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,047 Rather feel sorry for the child. 325 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,467 It is for their upbringing not responsible. 326 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:08,020 She's hungry driven to this evil act. 327 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,855 Have you never been hungry? 328 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,062 I? Hungry? 329 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,697 I was taken off welfare raised! 330 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,531 We'll see what your parents have to say. 331 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:31,002 Uncle, there is a policeman, who wants to talk to you. 332 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,551 Are you a police officer? 333 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:43,214 No, just a poor trader. 334 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,267 They call me Pedro Surplus. 335 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,817 Don't believe him, he's a cop. 336 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,819 She's joking. 337 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,322 Don't say a word without your lawyer. 338 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,360 She thinks I'm an idiot. These children today. 339 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,573 No respect for elders. 340 00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:09,331 It makes me sick listening to this nonsense. I go. 341 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,679 So they live from prostitution little girl? 342 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,342 Yes, you! The little girl ordered the flea market. 343 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,646 What is her job? 344 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,685 Artist. 345 00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:42,106 The little one said, They would be night watchmen. 346 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,741 You don't tell children everything. 347 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:52,040 What kind of artist? 348 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,334 Spanish dancer. 349 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,965 I appear dressed as a woman - 350 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:03,219 what's included? It's good for laughs. 351 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,926 you understand, a man my size... 352 00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:09,597 Aunt Albertine, how do I look? 353 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,513 Look - gay! 354 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,477 What is a homosexual? 355 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,687 A man wearing jeans. 356 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:19,648 You're making fun of me. 357 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,730 Take them off. 358 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,864 They are mine. 359 00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:27,823 - Throw him out. - A policeman? 360 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,204 You don't have to be afraid of that. 361 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:57,431 Love can happen in a single moment be born. 362 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:04,814 I would like Madame ask some questions. 363 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,529 - For example? - Profession? 364 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,074 - Housewife. - That includes? 365 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:15,207 This includes, for example, to throw out the trash. 366 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,002 Another beefsteak. 367 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,483 - Will you have breakfast with us? - That's what I actually wanted. 368 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,897 I'm just reminding you. 369 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,241 Not necessary. I hadn't forgotten it. 370 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,112 Let's say I confirm the invitation. 371 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,745 For what reason? Everything was agreed upon. 372 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,667 Hurry up. 373 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,875 23 minutes later... 374 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,394 - What did the guy say? - Nothing. 375 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:23,776 - Did he eat with appetite? - He wasn't picky. 376 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,653 What did he start with? Sardines or tomato salad? 377 00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,564 With the same as you. 378 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,824 - Which wine? - Red. 379 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,611 - How much? - A half. 380 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,205 My plate! 381 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,287 What are you thinking about? 382 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,207 I think of Charles. 383 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,747 He is reliable, 384 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:48,050 with a solid job, 385 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,877 a nice taxi 386 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,890 and not too old, not too young, healthy, 387 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:59,808 not too old, not too young, healthy and strong. 388 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:03,269 He has everything - 389 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,902 only one mistake: he is too romantic. 390 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:29,466 Do you have a shoelace? 391 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,298 I have closed. 392 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,337 Where are the shoelaces? 393 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,096 Hands off! 394 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,226 They refuse! You would too deny bread to a starving man? 395 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:42,479 Don't try that with me. Bull! Satyr! 396 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:47,693 This is the gratitude for having a child to bring back terrible parents. 397 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,980 What's wrong with parents? Come on, tell us! 398 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,774 - The uncle is a... - Be quiet! 399 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,740 You have nothing to forbid me. 400 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,997 Gabriel is an honorable citizen. Everyone likes him. 401 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,532 A queen of the gutter. 402 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:04,998 I've had enough of your arrogance. I repeat... 403 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:08,130 - Prove it to me. - Simple: He is married. 404 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:13,090 So what? Henri III was married. 405 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:15,925 - With who? -Louise de Vandemont. 406 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:20,055 We would know that if they would have been Queen of France. 407 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,892 What are you doing here? in the area? 408 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:28,059 I brought a lost child back to his family. 409 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:36,233 Now it's me, which was lost. 410 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,744 You will find the metro right back there. 411 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,701 That's not the point. It's me that I lost. 412 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:42,660 I do not understand. 413 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,872 Ask me questions, then you will understand. 414 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:48,833 Maybe you would like know my name. 415 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,124 Good - your name. 416 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,417 I don't know that. 417 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,258 - How come? - I never learned it from the heart. 418 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,924 Who needs his name? learn with your heart? 419 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:01,512 What's your name? 420 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:05,103 See, you know your name with the heart. 421 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,354 That's true. 422 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:10,689 The bad thing is, I don't even know whether I had a name. 423 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,648 This is not possible. 424 00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:16,236 What does that mean? it is not possible. 425 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,700 How old are you? 426 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,657 Of course I don't know. 427 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,450 Terrible! 428 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:27,626 If you see me asks about my profession, 429 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,163 of course it is no malice... 430 00:42:30,339 --> 00:42:32,331 Yes, of course. 431 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:41,056 The Métro - still back there? 432 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:47,437 Isn't there a strike there? 433 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,569 The city is great. 434 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,535 I wonder why Paris is always portrayed as a woman. 435 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,605 I didn't know that you can speak backwoods. 436 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,185 I didn't want that at all. 437 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:17,437 It's one of those things that... fly, a touch of genius. 438 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,905 Artists are like that. 439 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,363 Paris will always be Paris! 440 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,040 Look, Zazie, how beautiful it is: 441 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,455 The Pantheon, 442 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,833 the Invalides... 443 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,875 The metro! 444 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:43,174 God, I'm getting dizzy. 445 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:44,883 It's not that high. 446 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,262 I see my taxi! 447 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,140 My glasses! 448 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,821 I'm dying to to make my confession 449 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:08,245 the confession of my story. 450 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:11,031 I won't do anything from my childhood, 451 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:13,826 my growing up, 452 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:17,713 tell about my school days. 453 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,590 That is certain. 454 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,798 I'm coming now for my military service. 455 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,509 I won't ride on it. 456 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:29,140 Bachelor from a tender age, 457 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,893 made life out of me, what I am. 458 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,804 Up... and down... 459 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:37,224 up... and down. Go... come... 460 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:40,109 that's how man is, until he disappears. 461 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:43,150 Brought by a taxi, 462 00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,440 lifted up from an elevator. 463 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,986 The tower remains, and also the Panthéon. 464 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,531 Paris - nothing but an illusion; Zazie - nothing but a dream. 465 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,074 And the whole story, 466 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,369 nothing but the illusion of a dream. 467 00:45:56,545 --> 00:46:00,129 And the whole story, nothing but the illusion of a dream... 468 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,345 I haven't been here for 20 years. 469 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:12,930 How old are you? 470 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,345 What do you value? 471 00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:17,014 Not young. 25. 472 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,523 Add 10. 473 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,811 You don't look that old yet. And Uncle Gabriel? 474 00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,275 - 32. - He looks older. 475 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:26,986 Don't tell him that, he would cry. 476 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,651 Why? Because he's gay? 477 00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,240 Where did you get that? 478 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,531 This guy said it to Uncle Gabriel. 479 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,745 - It's not true. - He said it. 480 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:39,036 But it's not true about Gabriel. 481 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,706 What does homosexual mean? That he uses perfume? 482 00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:44,545 You got it. 483 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,257 - This is not a crime. - Of course not. 484 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,462 Are you gay? 485 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,428 - Do I look like a gay? - No, like a chauffeur. 486 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,968 - Do you see? - I don't see anything. 487 00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,646 Why aren't you married? 488 00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,558 I haven't found any yet which I liked. 489 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,728 You're picky. Would you like me? 490 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,068 - You are a child. - Some girls get married at 12. 491 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,029 - Would you take me? - Of course not. 492 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:14,321 - Sometimes you have strange ideas. - I wonder where you come from. 493 00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:19,376 Over there, far away, 494 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,792 the graves are filled 495 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,548 with dead Parisians, 496 00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:30,796 climbed up and down the stairs, 497 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,924 came along the streets and went. 498 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,184 Who did so much 499 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,937 that they eventually disappeared. 500 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,640 A pleasure brought her, 501 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,026 a hearse took them away. 502 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:48,988 And the tower rusts, the Panthéon is crumbling, 503 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:51,696 faster than the bones of the dead. 504 00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,909 The bones decay in the humus 505 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,749 the city, who is soaked with worries. 506 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,918 But I'm alive. 507 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:09,088 This is where my knowledge ends. 508 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:17,096 From the taxi driver and my niece, 509 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:20,057 300 meters high in the atmosphere, 510 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,518 and from my wife, 511 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,479 the beautiful Albertine, 512 00:48:25,653 --> 00:48:28,942 I don't know anything at this moment. 513 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:34,864 Only that she's as good as dead, because absent, is. 514 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:39,493 As good as dead because absent. 515 00:48:45,297 --> 00:48:47,914 Through nothing everything will be brought about, 516 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,550 enlivened 517 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:54,050 and carried away. 518 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,097 Hurry up! 519 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,655 What are you doing, Gabriel? 520 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,087 What are these Gretchens fooling around with? 521 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,264 Are you without a car? 522 00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:47,808 I'm going to Saint-Chapelle. 523 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,601 I'm here with Charles. 524 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:55,569 Answer me. 525 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:58,611 You're not asking the right questions. 526 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:02,121 I'll ask. You just don't know the answers. 527 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:06,125 Where were we? 528 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:09,038 I don't think it's ready yet to be married. 529 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,586 Not many women ask such questions. 530 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,047 women don't but you are just a child. 531 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:17,554 - I'm just starting. - Don't be so naughty. 532 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,720 - But that's life. - Beautiful life. 533 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:23,385 In your shop you see strange things. 534 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:24,769 Who says that? 535 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:29,274 I read, lots of sexuality happens in taxis. 536 00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,025 Oh, not so bad... 537 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:34,529 Is that all you can say? You must be retarded. 538 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,658 Tell me about your complexes. 539 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,444 Women scare you, don't they? 540 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,580 Always the same... 541 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,790 always sexuality... always the same questions... 542 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:51,546 Disgusting guys... rotten... 543 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,504 They don't think about anything else. 544 00:50:59,265 --> 00:51:01,131 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 545 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,717 - And us? - Take the metro. 546 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,225 I can do the child no longer bear it. 547 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:24,242 Uncle, I want some ice cream too! 548 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,493 - I have to be at rehearsal at six. - Let's take a taxi. 549 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:32,037 A taxi? Find a taxi in this strike? 550 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:41,096 - Why did Charles disappear? - Just like that. 551 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:43,507 - That's no reason. - He just drove. 552 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:48,395 - Tell me why. - Because your conversation overwhelmed him. 553 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:51,773 What would you do if I asked you something? 554 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,023 experimental. 555 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:56,857 If I asked you, are you a homosexual? 556 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,522 Poor Charles! 557 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,909 Darling, you do woe to the poor man. 558 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:06,367 You can adults don't treat me so badly. 559 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,953 He wants me to ask my question don't answer. 560 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:11,959 That's no excuse, darling. 561 00:52:12,379 --> 00:52:16,999 Violence must be human relationships are avoided. 562 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:21,011 She is of eminence condemnability. 563 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,139 - Who asked you about the time? - 4.15am. 564 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,971 Leave the child alone. 565 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:39,692 They seem 566 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,777 not a good teacher to be for her. 567 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,237 Just listen to how she talks. 568 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,040 I have my own ideas about education. 569 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:54,119 - And what would they be? - Primo: Understanding. 570 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:57,039 How about the answer? my questions? 571 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,178 Please be understanding. 572 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:08,975 Done with it, to my uncle to fumble around? He is married. 573 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:11,511 I'm a decent girl, 574 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,601 also widowed. 575 00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,267 I'll never make it to my rehearsal! 576 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:06,191 - Are you answering me? - What should he say? 577 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,075 Whether he is homosexual. 578 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,612 There is that no doubt. 579 00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:15,826 You're not nice to the woman. 580 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,629 You have to give a child answer every question. 581 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:22,381 Very true. I want to know what that is. 582 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,918 - What? - What is a homosexual? 583 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,351 Holy shit! Do something like that to me! 584 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,736 To help! 585 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,105 Hijacker! 586 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:52,362 Tired? 587 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,701 No, disappointed. 588 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:59,457 A man was kidnapped. He looked good. 589 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,292 He is my uncle. 590 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:02,956 - And her? - She's nothing. 591 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,750 We'll take my car, pursue the kidnappers! 592 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:08,341 - She's not that fat. - Thanks. 593 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:10,471 - Not for this. - It's nice anyway. 594 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,974 - That's enough now! - Who asked you? 595 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:18,559 Isn't that typical for women! Turn the word around in your mouth. 596 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:20,098 Are you coming now? 597 00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:24,485 Police officers are one thing - but judge... what a jerk. 598 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,691 All pigs. 599 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:28,857 - I've seen you before. - I would be surprised. 600 00:55:29,034 --> 00:55:29,945 Why not? 601 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:32,155 Maybe the little one has their reasons. 602 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,787 - Thank you, my love. - Not for this. 603 00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:36,619 It was very nice. 604 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,416 They drive me crazy. 605 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,684 It's hopeless. 606 00:56:04,862 --> 00:56:07,821 A smart official like you Something has to come up. 607 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:11,066 Within, of course the limits of the law. 608 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,277 you will see what Trouscaillon can do! 609 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:15,911 His name is Trouscaillon. 610 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:18,915 My name is Madame Mouaque. 611 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,410 My God - my sample! 612 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:48,709 He's great. Don't you think that he is a great guy? 613 00:57:48,882 --> 00:57:51,545 I thought you were after my uncle. 614 00:57:57,099 --> 00:58:01,059 - Is it still far to Sainte-Chapelle? - A jewel of Gothic art. 615 00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:05,313 I don't want anything tell me about my hard school days... 616 00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,940 Come on, we'll take you with us! 617 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:26,375 Captain Fedor Balanovitch welcomes you on board. 618 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:29,959 We're crossing now the Trocadero plain. 619 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:33,921 Our height: 5 feet, 11 inches. Our speed: 6 knots. 620 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:36,757 To our left: The Ministry of Social Affairs, 621 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,466 Peak of our civilization. 622 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,612 Fedor - hurry up. 623 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,157 I'll take a shortcut. 624 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:23,698 What a surprise, madame. Are you lost? 625 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:27,284 It was the wind and the breeze, who drove us away. 626 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:34,712 Sainte Chapelle - a jewel of Gothic art. 627 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,420 Quickly, 628 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,501 before closing. 629 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:22,176 - I like him more and more. - She's completely crazy. 630 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:26,135 It's a pleasure to you watching you drive, madame. 631 01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:19,066 You shouldn't be here for rehearsal at six? 632 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:22,229 The traffic jams! My wife has to me bring a new dress. 633 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:25,273 Your wife? That's a bad joke. 634 01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:42,210 Put it on my bill. 635 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,595 The number you dialed is now turned off. 636 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:30,720 Laverdure? 637 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,928 Give me Turandot. 638 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:40,807 - Run and tell Albertine... - I'm alone here. 639 01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,567 Then lock it when no one is there. 640 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:46,775 Charles is here. He's courting me. 641 01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:50,191 So he made a decision. Still, it's important... 642 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,534 Yes or no? 643 01:03:56,708 --> 01:04:00,076 I didn't expect something like this - 644 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,957 it's a shock. I have to think. 645 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,964 So no? 646 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:07,545 It is yes. 647 01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:12,134 Hello, Gabriel. Mado and me 648 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:14,048 will get engaged. 649 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,222 We're getting married. 650 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,899 Nothing will change. 651 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:27,812 Only if we push a number, it's legal now. 652 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:34,202 I invite you all for tonight, to celebrate engagement. 653 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:37,239 But now Albertine says, she should hurry up with the dress. 654 01:04:37,415 --> 01:04:40,158 Is the child back now? 655 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:53,303 Is that why you have me? let down? 656 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:56,216 So this is your night work: 657 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,851 Raise your thighs in a club. 658 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,425 You seem enchanted. 659 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:15,461 I'm engaged. 660 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,343 Are you pregnant? 661 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,553 Not at the moment - 662 01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:23,678 We're getting married anyway. 663 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:26,305 We should celebrate. 664 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,358 Do you like a drop of grenadine? 665 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,561 You speak so nicely. 666 01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:35,522 That's nothing. 667 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,824 You shouldn't take much. 668 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,860 I'll be careful. 669 01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:41,699 I forgot: 670 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:46,368 Gabriel wants that you hurry up with the dress. 671 01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:49,537 He has all of us invited for tonight... 672 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:34,457 At her age. 673 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,796 I can't now. I'm in uniform. 674 01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,891 I'm crazy. 675 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:46,264 But who isn't? 676 01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,024 There you are. 677 01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:59,528 you are funny, the policeman and you. 678 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,693 For you - not for others. 679 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:04,077 Fuck the unfunny people. 680 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,204 Madame Albertine, 681 01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:15,881 do I have to put something on? 682 01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,588 Dress me up especially? 683 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,711 I can have you mine don't imagine naked. 684 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,389 Only between us women. 685 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,861 - Are you alone? - Yes, I'm going for a walk. 686 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,694 This is not the time for a child, to go for a walk alone. 687 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:43,029 I'm just waiting until we're all together 688 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:45,535 us the uncle watch while dancing. 689 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:48,573 - This elephant is dancing? - In a tutu too. 690 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:52,956 Do you mind if I a little go with you? I'm so alone... 691 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:01,964 Does it bother you if I go with you for a bit? 692 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:04,926 Try once understand adults. 693 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:11,096 If only you knew... love. 694 01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:15,232 More messes. I'm calling a policeman - but a different one. 695 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,393 How cruel! 696 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:20,984 Poor old people. But a police officer - that's something. 697 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:24,275 That's how it is. But if your uncle... 698 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,570 Hands off! He is married 699 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,494 and my aunt is more beautiful than you. 700 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:33,205 My trouscaillon will be enough for me. 701 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:35,620 I suffer... oh, love. 702 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,129 Talk about something else. 703 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:52,344 For an engagement 704 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,730 something white is usual - 705 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:59,063 with a touch of virgin silver. 706 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,069 It's better to leave out the virgin element. 707 01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:04,858 Why don't you wear the dress, that you wore on July 14th? 708 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:09,365 - Did you notice? -You were adorable. 709 01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:15,159 That's nice. So do you notice me sometimes? 710 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:20,255 I think you're so beautiful. 711 01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:22,003 Actually? 712 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:27,963 Yes, really. You are great 713 01:10:28,975 --> 01:10:31,513 and you have a beautiful figure. 714 01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:34,269 And you move with such elegance. 715 01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:37,522 Do not exaggerate. 716 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,434 You're wonderful. 717 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:44,400 Why don't we see you more often? I would like to see you more often... 718 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:51,454 Yes, why don't we see you more often, if I may ask you: 719 01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:53,739 why? 720 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,579 Because I don't belongs to the exuberant kind - 721 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,876 and now don't ask any more. 722 01:15:16,595 --> 01:15:17,927 Wait! Look at this... 723 01:16:03,768 --> 01:16:06,135 Why did you just invited for today? 724 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:08,474 Your job was always secret. 725 01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:12,436 You never wanted us before let your art be admired. 726 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,629 What's wrong, Gabriel? 727 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:40,590 I have stage fright. 728 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,596 Gabriel - on stage! 729 01:16:57,822 --> 01:16:59,529 I have stage fright. 730 01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:06,824 Am I giving you stage fright? 731 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:10,540 - No, Monsieur Pedro. - Why Monsieur Pedro? 732 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,917 That's what you called yourself this morning. 733 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:15,329 Yes? I forgot. 734 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:20,000 Won't you ask me what am I doing here? 735 01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:22,294 No, I don't want to. 736 01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:25,509 That's disgusting. 737 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:29,518 Well, I have a few questions to address to you. 738 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:33,313 Ask, but I don't answer. 739 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:36,145 You must. I'm Inspector Bertin-Poiree. 740 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:37,354 Here is my card. 741 01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:40,145 Fake - you can see that at first glance. 742 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:45,780 You probably never have saw a crime thriller. 743 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:48,912 Otherwise you would know that you are violating my privacy. 744 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:52,700 And maybe hurt something else. 745 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,664 I have one eye thrown at you. 746 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:58,205 The day I saw you, I swore to myself 747 01:17:58,382 --> 01:18:00,499 that I am on this earth doesn't want to walk without you. 748 01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,963 The faster, the better - I'm impatient. 749 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,753 It's in my nature! 750 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:10,141 I have a crush! 751 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:12,223 You're kidding me. 752 01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:15,187 You are a fake police officer. 753 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:19,226 Do you think a police officer? can't be in love? 754 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:23,279 You're a jerk. 755 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:26,533 Some police officers are not very bright. 756 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,493 But my personal charm... 757 01:18:34,501 --> 01:18:40,122 My personal charm won't leave you indifferent. 758 01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:41,506 They are joking. 759 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:43,966 My seduction skills... 760 01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:48,756 A short conversation - and mine The arts of seduction will work. 761 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:52,513 And if not? 762 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:55,144 Then I'll just jump on you! 763 01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,015 And this morning - that was Zazie. 764 01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:04,278 If she's as beautiful as you... 765 01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,819 - Where are the others? - You bore me. 766 01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,449 I'll get your suitcase. 767 01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:10,155 I'm the flighty kind. 768 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:12,992 This morning it was the country girl. 769 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:15,327 At lunchtime it was you my divine. 770 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:18,585 This afternoon I caught an old bird, 771 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,838 Baroness Mouaque, a widow. 772 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,423 She pulled me under their epidermis. 773 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:27,757 In five minutes The Baroness's life turned upside down. 774 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:31,048 Do you think I'm a snob? 775 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:35,720 Are you my charm not yet succumbed, divine Albertine? 776 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,605 Are you dressed up? 777 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,233 - That means dressed. - You can't tell me that. 778 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:44,652 Look in the dictionary. 779 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:51,823 Let's take a look... Dress, dress... 780 01:19:51,996 --> 01:19:54,204 the dress, dressed... 781 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:58,875 Maybe it's true! 782 01:20:00,921 --> 01:20:02,503 There it is: move out. 783 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:05,711 Then take off your clothes, my beauty. Fast! 784 01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:12,347 Gabriel's number is unique in Paris, 785 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:14,883 but unfortunately he never renews it. 786 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:19,395 Typical for artists: Discover something and ride it to death. 787 01:20:19,565 --> 01:20:21,807 We are all like that, each in his own field. 788 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,772 Not me. I always change my number. 789 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:27,938 Because you are the right one haven't found yet. 790 01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:32,075 So far you don't seem to be to have had a lot of success. 791 01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:34,573 Watch: Pathetic. 792 01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:37,330 - Even in uniform? - No difference. 793 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,659 It's this morning's satyr. Do you recognize him? 794 01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:44,833 What have you done with your mustache? 795 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:46,919 I left him at home. 796 01:20:47,426 --> 01:20:49,258 disturbance of the evening rest, 797 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,636 bark at the moon... 798 01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:56,513 Wait, I'm a police officer too. Look at my badge. 799 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:13,733 - Where is Albertine? - Disappeared. 800 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:16,244 With onion soup! 801 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:29,548 I declare and proclaim my dear Gabriel 802 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:33,553 the greatest dancer in Paris. 803 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,432 Here’s to your love life! 804 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,309 One disappears - 805 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:48,272 ten show up! You should don't cry after this villain. 806 01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:52,655 Oh, the onion soup! Oh, the Muscadet! 807 01:21:52,825 --> 01:21:55,112 It's the simple things that I like. 808 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,367 Zazie, you're not eating at all your soup! 809 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,374 Let them sleep, let them dream! 810 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,372 Is the old cow still there? 811 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:08,084 One should have compassion, right, old house? 812 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:13,252 They are nice, not like her. Children are heartless. 813 01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:16,342 How long will she continue to torment us? 814 01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:19,508 Don't be so hard - the old wreck is unhappy. 815 01:22:23,063 --> 01:22:24,224 Waiter! 816 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,853 The ladies like it our sauerkraut? 817 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:33,397 An impudence: lousy foreigners, who criticize our cuisine! 818 01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:40,450 - Do you know how much that costs? - And that for me, who is an expert? 819 01:22:40,831 --> 01:22:43,790 The old girl maintains the store! 820 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,076 That doesn't taste bad, you know. 821 01:22:47,546 --> 01:22:51,290 You have no authority. They wouldn't do that to me. 822 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,754 All men are stupid creeps, 823 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:56,218 including you. 824 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:04,686 What? I demand something no reasonable prices? 825 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:45,893 A spoon for Laverdure, a spoon for Mado... 826 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,117 Death to these dogs! 827 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,288 God is dead! 828 01:28:08,784 --> 01:28:11,367 For the honor! 829 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:20,376 It's me, Harun al Radish, Prince of the world. 830 01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,752 The one you know 831 01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:28,464 and sometimes don't know. 832 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:31,962 Trouscaillon! My king! 833 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,803 How stupid. 834 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:41,605 Me with my pension. 835 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:46,311 Policeman, just once, 836 01:28:46,488 --> 01:28:50,232 once with flair, Persecutor of widows and orphans. 837 01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:55,995 I like it, Accept disguises. 838 01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:57,973 Go to bed. I'll take care of the child. 839 01:30:11,698 --> 01:30:13,906 The strike is over. 840 01:30:57,619 --> 01:31:00,407 If things are that bad for him, 841 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:04,244 I might not say no but I'm not running after him! 842 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:12,586 Goodbye, Albert! 843 01:31:16,096 --> 01:31:18,133 Goodbye, monsieur. 844 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:20,639 Did you enjoy yourself? 845 01:31:20,809 --> 01:31:21,765 It's going ok. 846 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:24,348 Have you seen the metro? What did you do then? 847 01:31:24,521 --> 01:31:25,682 I have aged. 847 01:31:26,305 --> 01:31:32,640 Support us and become a VIP member, which will remove all advertising from www.OpenSubtitles.org