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Shit.

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Come on. Come on. Nearly there.

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I'm sorry, Becca.
I'm... I'm sorry I'm late.

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(TYRES SCREECH)

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Hiya, Dad.
Hi, Martin.

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Hi, Becca. Sorry I'm late.

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Honestly, Kev. Enough is enough.

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Your excuses
are starting to sound mental.

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I really think you need
to talk to somebody about -

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Oh. My. God.

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♪ Yes - the rhythm, the rebel

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♪ Without a pause
I'm lowering my level

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♪ The hard rhymer

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♪ Where you never been I'm in

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♪ You want stylin'

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♪ You know it's time again

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♪ D the enemy,
tellin' you to hear it

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♪ They praised my music -
this time they play my lyrics

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♪ Some say no to the album, the show

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♪ Bum rush the sound
I made a year ago

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♪ I guess you know -
you guess I'm just a radical

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♪ Not a sabbatical -
yes to make it critical

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♪ The only party your body
should be partying to

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♪ Panther power on the hour
from the rebel to you... ♪

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You guys ready?
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

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Sure. Thank you.
Yeah.

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-Flavor.
-Yeah, boy. I gotta go.
Me and Chuckie D is in England.

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OK. Flavor out.

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Can I get you guys anything?

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Yeah, boy! Flavor's cool.
You know what I'm sayin', G?

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He's fine. Thank you.

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But I could take a drink.
You guys got any herbal tea?

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Got Tetley.

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OK. No, thank you.

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Brother James, you mind going to the
tour bus and getting me some tea?

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Sure thing, Chuck.

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Hey.
Hey up, Public Enemy. Nuff respec'.

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Who shall I make this out to?

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Can you put "To my main gangsta,
Trevor". Gangsta with an "a".

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And what about the Trevor?
Is that with an "a" too?

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No. "or".

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Yeah, I know. I was...

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Never mind.

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OK.

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Hey, Amy. Do any actual brothers
live in this part of the world?

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Broomhill hasn't got
a very large brother population.

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Yo, G! Our driver said
we're near the black country.

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Maybe we should go there.

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..40...50.

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Right. All there.

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Er... Cheers.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

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I'm just at... Why?

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"Because you're meant to be here,
Kevin."

56
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Well, I'm sure...
Didn't we say half past?

57
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No. We said five.

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Kevin, just once, could you
please pick up your son on time?

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Becs, that's not fair.

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It weren't my fault I got my foot
stuck in that drain last time.

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"There's always something,
isn't there?

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You know I've got a date tonight."

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Yeah, right.
I'll be over as soon as I can.

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"Thank you. Martin! Stick your coat
on. Your dad's round the corner."

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No, I'm not! I -
(CLICK)

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Oh...

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Yeah. Fight The Power.
Don't Believe The Hype.

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Yeah, they're still going.

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The main one, Chuck D,
he's a right smart lad.

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He's been teaching me
about the black struggle.

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He says there's no such thing
as black and white.

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Nobody on this planet
is 100% black or 100% white.

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Chuck holds onto his blackness out
of self defence because we live
in a rigged society.

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He says all the working classes need
to do is keep on moving forward.

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Well, it sounds right
when he says it.

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No, he's a clever lad,
really made me think.

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The sidekick one, Flavor Flav,

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he's a bit of a plank.

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I mean, nice enough
but he believes anything.

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Hey, you should have heard what I
told him about the black country.

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Oh, hang on. I've got to go.
The boys are back on the bus.

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I'll see you down the darts.
Don't forget them scotch eggs.

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I couldn't believe it when
I saw you were going to be here.

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It's always a pleasure
to meet a fan.

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I honestly didn't think
you guys were still around.

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We ain't goin' nowhere,
silly rabbit!

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Yep. We're still around.

88
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Looks like
we're just about done here.

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I'll call Griff. Let him
know we're on our way to the venue.

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You lookin' for this, Chuckie D?

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What did I tell you
about using my phone?

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Flavor, it's dead.
G! Mine got stole!

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Stole?

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Flavor, you carry everything you own
in a shopping bag full of holes.

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Flavor Flav likes to travel light!

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Come on. Let's go.

97
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What's the rush? It's still 4:30.
We got time, boy!

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Flavor, your clock stopped working
about three days ago.

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Y'all got some tape?

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Oh, great (!)

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Yo, G! Where's our ride, man?

102
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That's a good question, Flav.

103
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Tell you what, why don't
I call Griff and ask him?

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Oh, hold on.

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Oh...

106
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No, don't you worry about it, Flav.
I'll fix it.

107
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Here's the number for City Cabs.

108
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Check it out, Chuckie D!
Flavor Flav saving the day.

109
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OK. This is good thinking, Flav.

110
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But why don't I do the...
(RINGING)

111
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City Cabs.

112
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"What's up, G? We need wheels, man!"

113
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What's that, mate?

114
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We stuck at the record store
and we need to get to the show.

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This here is Flavor Flav.
You know what I'm sayin'?

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To be honest,
I'm getting about one word in three.

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It's me, G. The king called Flavor.

118
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The king of all flavors.

119
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Rolls and rolls and rolls
of lifesavers.

120
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Flavor Flave
is in everything you eat

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cos everything you eat got flavor.

122
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Yeah, mate.
Down to about one word in five.

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Mainly the word flavor.

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Flavor, give me the phone.

125
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Hello. Who am I speaking with?

126
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Brian.
Hello, Brian. My name is Chuck D.

127
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I'm from the hip-hop group
Public Enemy.

128
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We have a problem.
We're stuck in a record store

129
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and we need a car to take us
to the venue, otherwise we might
not make our show.

130
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Can you help us out at all?

131
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No problem at all. I can get you
one there in about two minutes.

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Thanks, Brian.
You're welcome, Chuck D.

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Car's on its way.
Told you I saved the day, G!

134
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CD:  I'm just a poor boy

135
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♪ I need no -

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♪ Sometimes wish
I'd never been born -

137
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♪ Didn't mean to make you cry -
Urgh!

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♪ I see a little -
We gotta get out - Grrr!

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

141
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In traffic.

142
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"Kev, you know
I know when you're lying."

143
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I'm not."Well, you are.
Just pull your finger out.

144
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I've got to go and
Martin's getting a right sweat on."

145
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I'll call again.

146
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(PHONE RINGS)

147
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City Cabs.

148
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,880
Hi. Is that Brian?
"Yes, it is.

149
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Is that Chuck D from Public Enemy?"

150
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,560
Yes, it is.
Good, I'm glad you called.

151
00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,520
I'm afraid your driver's
running late.

152
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Right. It's just that we -

153
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Unfortunately he's been delayed
picking up NWA

154
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and dropping them off
at Vanilla Ice's house.

155
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OK. I see.

156
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I'm not an idiot. I know that's
you, Terry. Get a life, dickhead.

157
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(DIALLING TONE)

158
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Cab's not coming.

159
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Boy, we gonna miss the show!

160
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Public Enemy never miss the show.

161
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Yeah, boy! That's my main man, G!

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Bloody hell.

163
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,400
Excuse me, sir.
Can I get a minute of your time?

164
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We're Public -Public Enemy.
Yeah, I know who you are.

165
00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,320
You fellas need some help?
Yeah, boy!

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♪ Yes!
Was the start of my last jam

167
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♪ So here it is again,
another def jam

168
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♪ But since I gave you all
a little something

169
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♪ That I knew you lacked

170
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♪ They still consider me a new jack

171
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♪ All the critics you can hang 'em,
I'll hold the rope

172
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♪ But they hope to the pope
And pray... ♪

173
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We appreciate this, man.

174
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Are you kidding me? I've got
THE Public Enemy in my Ford Focus!

175
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Yeah, boy!

176
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Well, you get us to the show on
time, you got THE Public Enemy
as friends. For life.

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Don't you worry. I know a back route.

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♪ This... This is a journey...

179
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♪ Journey into...

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Traffic.

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Shit.

182
00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,400
Shit.

183
00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,440
(PHONE RINGS)

184
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,520
Shit.

185
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,360
Hi, Becca.
"Where are you?"

186
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,840
No... I'm still stuck in traffic.

187
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,160
Hey, you're never gonna guess
who's sitting ne-

188
00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,200
Becca?

189
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,200
She hung up.

190
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,240
That your lady?

191
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,920
Yeah - Well, no, it's my ex. I'm just
on my way to pick up my boy, Martin.

192
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,320
I got lots of exes
if you need some advice, G!

193
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,800
Oh, I don't think our man here...

194
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,680
Oh, I'm Kev. Kev Wells.

195
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,480
I don't think our man Kev Wells
needs any relationship advice
from you, Flavor.

196
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:38,520
I'm just sayin', Kev Wells could
benefit from my life experience, G!

197
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:42,320
You see, Kev Wells, life is a book

198
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,560
and in each book there are chapters

199
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,280
and those chapters
have a bunch of pages

200
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,640
but in order to finish that chapter,

201
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,560
you gotta move from one page
to the next.

202
00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,880
And each page has its different...

203
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,320
You see, maturity...
OK, where's this goin', Flav?

204
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,880
You know I love you but can you
please stop speaking for one minute?

205
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:14,080
Hey, G! I'm just tryin' to do some
Chuckie D movin' forward-type rap.

206
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:17,600
You do it so good.
Give Kev some words of wisdom, man!

207
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,680
Kev doesn't need
any words of wisdom from me.

208
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,720
Honestly, no, I'd love it.

209
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,920
I mean, when I tell my mates
that I had Chuck D in my Ford Focus,

210
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,440
the first thing they'll ask is,
"What did he say?"

211
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,840
You've got to give me
something worth repeating.

212
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,320
Well, I don't know about that.
I don't rhyme for the sake
of riddling.

213
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,120
All seems pretty straightforward
from my perspective.

214
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,880
Being positive,
that's like going up a mountain.

215
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,920
Being negative
is like slidin' down a hill.

216
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:46,120
I believe that the things you love
and the things you are committed to,

217
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,760
those are the true things
worth fighting for.

218
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,080
And if you set out
to make a difference,

219
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,520
you must be prepared
for some holes in the terrain.

220
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,440
But as long as you stay focused,

221
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,800
you will always have
the power within yourself

222
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,440
to keep on moving forward.

223
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,880
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, my mates will go for that.

224
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,480
Oh, you can set people free
with the right words.

225
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,200
Told you! Chuckie D
delivers the bomb!

226
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,480
Now on the subject
of doing what we need to do,

227
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,320
I need to do what I need to do.

228
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,280
What's that?
I need to go pee.

229
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,360
I'll be back in two shakes
of a...black man's dick.

230
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,480
I'm sorry about him.

231
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,240
Right. So now Chuck D is
apologising to me for Flavor Flav.

232
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,240
That's a good one.

233
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,160
Hey, he may be Flavor Flav
but I know what he's like.

234
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,200
You know, the longer I do this,
the less I feel like
Chuck D, rap revolutionary,

235
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,120
and the more I feel like
Chuck D, child minder.

236
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,080
Well, there's worse things
you could be.

237
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,840
Oh, being a child minder's
a fine job.

238
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,080
As long as you're looking after
an actual child

239
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,920
and not some 50-year-old baby-man
with gold teeth.

240
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,840
You miss your boy, right?
You what?

241
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,600
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah, no, of course.

242
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,240
I get to see Martin
every other weekend but...

243
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,160
It's just like...

244
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,360
It's not like Becca's a bad person
and I wasn't easy to live with

245
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:12,440
but it has become such a battle,
you know, this constant fighting.

246
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,840
How does that happen
to two people who used to...

247
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:19,880
So exhausting.

248
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,040
Right, so now I'm sitting in my car
over-sharing about my failed marriage

249
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,080
with Chuck D from Public Enemy.

250
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,920
You just keep on
doing what you're doing, Kev Wells.

251
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,640
You know you're movin'
in the right direction.

252
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,200
It was four shakes.
Thanks for sharing, Flav.

253
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:42,000
-Finally! We're off.
-OK. Great.
I think we still got time.

254
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,240
Long as I put my foot down,
we should make it.

255
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,160
(SIREN)

256
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,200
Sorry, fellas.

257
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,240
Shouldn't have put my foot down
that much.

258
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,400
This we do not have time for.

259
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,800
No problem, G!
I'll turn on some Flavor Flav charm!

260
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,840
I can do this like Brutus

261
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,320
cos we always do this,
you know what I'm sayin'?

262
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,480
No, you don't say a word,
you hear me? I'm 100% serious.

263
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,800
You let Kev do the talkin'.
You feel me, Flavor?

264
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,680
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

265
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,120
Hello, officer.
Sorry. I thought I was -

266
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,040
Hello, gentlemen. Do you know
why I've pulled you over today?

267
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,920
Yeah. No, I was just saying -

268
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,120
Do you know what the maximum
speed limit in built-up areas is?

269
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,840
Yo, G! If you let the man Kev Wells
say his words...

270
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,240
And you are...?
I'm Flavor Flav!

271
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,160
I'm the one with the Flavor!
Flavor Flav!

272
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,320
Make you feel it from side to side,
I don't care -

273
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,480
Hey! Enough.

274
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:42,320
I'm sorry, officer.
Don't be apologising to the 911, G.

275
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,280
You Chuckie D!
You don't nothin' wrong!

276
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,320
If I can just explain... Your
friend's quite hostile, in't he?

277
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,640
I got a right to be hostile!
My people been persecuted.

278
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,680
Right. Wait there.

279
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,080
You happy now? Well, are you?

280
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,240
You do realise you ruined it
for everyone now?

281
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,840
We definitely ain't gonna
make the show because of you.

282
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,880
I hope you're proud of yourself!

283
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,320
Yo! Where you goin', G?

284
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,000
Do you not think
you should go after him?

285
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,480
In that mood?!

286
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,560
Kev Wells,
I may be crazy but I ain't crazy.

287
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,760
That'll be £100 fine
and three points on your licence.

288
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,920
I'll be honest with you.

289
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,440
I was planning to send you
on your way with a caution.

290
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,280
But after all HIS nonsense...

291
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,920
You have a nice day.

292
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,960
What now, G?

293
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,880
I were going to ask you
the same question.

294
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,080
Don't ask me, G.

295
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,320
Chuckie D makes all my decisions.
You know what I'm sayin'?

296
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,960
Yeah, right, I'm getting that.
(PHONE RINGS)

297
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,680
(SIGHS)

298
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,800
Hi, Becca.

299
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,800
"Kev, what in shit's name is going
on with you? I mean, honestly!"

300
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,840
Honestly?
"Yes, honestly."

301
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,520
OK. Honestly,
I am currently sitting in my car

302
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,840
and Flavor Flav from Public Enemy
is sitting in the back.

303
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,200
Chuck D from Public Enemy
was sitting in the front

304
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,120
but he's just stormed off
in a right mood

305
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,360
and we don't know where he's gone
and me and Flav don't know
what to do next.

306
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,720
"I think you might
need to see someone, Kevin."

307
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,760
Yes, I do need to see someone.
I need to see Chuck D.

308
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,760
Oh, hang on. He's coming back.
Becs, I'll have to call you back.

309
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,880
I'll be round as soon as I've dropped
Public Enemy off."Kev, I need - "

310
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,680
Yo, G! I knew you'd be back.

311
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,080
I ain't talking to you.
But Chuckie -

312
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,640
You all right, Chuck?

313
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,960
Hey, Kev Wells.

314
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,280
Look, I'm sorry for
all the trouble we put you through.

315
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,320
We'll leave you in peace.
Chuck!

316
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:49,080
I can't just leave you in the middle
of nowhere. At least let me
get you to the venue.

317
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,120
Oh, we may as well be here
as anywhere.

318
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,720
Want to know something, Kev Wells?

319
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,480
Truth be told,
we ain't even headlining.

320
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,520
All this effort for what?

321
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,360
I think we're done here.

322
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,520
Come on, Flavor.

323
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,880
Wait.

324
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:10,000
A couple of weeks back,
I got my foot stuck in a drain.

325
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,000
My shoe went straight through

326
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,680
and the metal grate
got lodged around my ankle.

327
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,680
My ankle still isn't right.

328
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:19,640
I've never met anybody who's ever
got their foot stuck in a drain

329
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,520
but if it were going to happen
to anybody, it would happen to me.

330
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:27,520
So...got this metal grate
on my ankle and it won't budge.

331
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,440
And it really bloody hurts.

332
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,560
But the thing is,
I'm on my way to get Martin.

333
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,880
So I decided the best thing to do
were just to carry on.

334
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160
And walk to Becca's.

335
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,680
That's what I did.

336
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,040
Martin gave me a right funny look
when he saw me foot.

337
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,480
Bless him.

338
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,120
Didn't complain once
all afternoon in casualty.

339
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,760
We actually ended up having
a pretty good time, you know,

340
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,800
for a hospital waiting room.

341
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,960
What's a damn grate?

342
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,920
Is that it?

343
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,880
I mean, is that all I'm getting?
What's a damn grate?

344
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,320
Come on, I'm doing my best here,
fellas!

345
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:12,120
You're a good man, Kev Wells.
Martin is a lucky boy.

346
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,760
And I appreciate what you're saying

347
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,000
but truth is,
there really is no point this time

348
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,880
cos we've already missed the show.

349
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920
(PHONE RINGS)

350
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,960
Go get your boy.

351
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,880
That's not my phone.

352
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,200
Yo, Chuckie D! It's my stolen phone!

353
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,600
Yeah, boy?

354
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,680
Yeah, boy.

355
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,440
Yeah, boy.

356
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,240
Yeah, boy?

357
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yeah, boy!

358
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,680
That was Griff. He said he's
been trying to call you, Chuckie D,

359
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,600
but your battery flat, silly rabbit!

360
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,640
He said they switched the line-up

361
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,000
but we gotta be there in the
next 20 minutes if we gonna play!

362
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,880
Well, let's go, Kev Wells.

363
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,880
Hey, do not put your foot down
this time.

364
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,760
Roger that, Chuckie D.

365
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,880
♪ Yeah, boy!

366
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,080
♪ Bass! How low can you go?

367
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,280
♪ Death row, what a brother know

368
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,480
♪ Once again,
back is the incredible... ♪

369
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,720
We ain't got much time. We need
to get pumped for the show now!

370
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,960
Yo, Kev. You bought our CD
at the record store.

371
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,840
Crank them tunes in the stereo, boy!

372
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,240
I can't, Flav, I'm afraid.
Why not, G?

373
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,960
Er... There's already a CD
stuck in the stereo.

374
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,120
It don't matter if it's
someone else. This is an emergency.

375
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,360
Yeah...

376
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,400
Who is it?

377
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,840
You won't like it.

378
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,640
♪ QUEEN: Bohemian Rhapsody

379
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,120
Bo, rap!
Wayne's World! Turn it up!

380
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,880
♪ I see a little silhouetto of a man

381
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,520
♪ Scaramouche, Scaramouche,

382
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,400
♪ Will you do the fandango?

383
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,240
♪ Thunderbolt and lightning

384
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,200
♪ Very, very frightening me!

385
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,800
♪ Galileo
 Galileo

386
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,120
♪ Galileo
 Galileo, Galileo

387
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,200
♪ Figaro, magnifico-o-o-o-o

388
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,400
♪ I'm just a poor boy

389
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,920
♪ Nobody loves me

390
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,120
♪ He's just a poor boy
from a poor family

391
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,120
♪ Spare him his life
from this monstrosity

392
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,680
♪ Easy come, easy go,
will you let me go?

393
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,720
♪ Bismillah, no!

394
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760
♪ We will not let you go

395
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,840
♪ Let me go!

396
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,080
♪ Bismillah! We will not let you go

397
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,160
♪ Let him go

398
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,160
♪ Bismillah!
 We will not let you go

399
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,560
♪ Let him go
 Will not let you go

400
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600
♪ Let him go

401
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,000
♪ Go, go, go, go!
 No, no, no, no!

402
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,200
♪ Oh, mama mia, mama mia

403
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,480
♪ Mama mia, let me go!

404
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:39,600
♪ Beelzebub has a devil
put aside for me, yeah!

405
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,880
♪ For me

406
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,960
♪ For me-e-e-e-e!

407
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Bring the noise!

408
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,040
(INSTRUMENTAL SECTION)

409
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,840
(MUSIC OFF)

410
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,120
We made it, Kev Wells!

411
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,840
Yeah, you the big G, G!
You know what I'm sayin'?

412
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,040
-Flav, means a lot, man.
-Hey,
you comin' to see the show, right?

413
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,760
Oh, I'd love to, Chuck.
But... I've got a better offer.

414
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,800
Of course.
Hey, there is one thing. Erm...

415
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,040
Do you mind signing this for me?
Sure.

416
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,040
To my main man. Kev Wells.

417
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,320
Actually, could you make it out
to Martin?

418
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,560
I came to the record shop
to get it signed for him.

419
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,760
Oh, you didn't tell me
Martin was a fan.

420
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,960
Oh, no, he's not.
He likes One Direction but...

421
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,080
You know, got to keep moving forward.

422
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,880
Right. I've got to go.
I'm in so much trouble.

423
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,040
What you gonna tell your ex?
The truth. She knows when I'm lying.

424
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,600
Think she's gonna believe you?
Not a chance.

425
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,520
Fellas, get over here.
What's goin' on, G?

426
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,800
Kev Wells needs our help.
Get in the car.

427
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840
Eh?
Well, come on.

428
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,240
Right.

429
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,280
All right.
Everybody, smile for Kev Wells.

430
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,600
Right, you lot. Out.
I've got somewhere to go.

431
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,520
Hiya, Dad.

432
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,600
Oh. My. God.

433
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,440
♪ Yes, the rhythm, the rebel

434
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,200
♪ Without a pause,
I'm lowering my level

435
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,600
♪ The hard rhymer,
where you never been I'm in

436
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,880
♪ You want stylin',
you know it's time again

437
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,960
♪ D the enemy,
tellin' you to hear it

438
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,160
♪ They praised the music,
this time they play the lyrics

439
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,280
♪ Some say no to the album, the show

440
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,400
♪ Bum rush the sound
I made a year ago

441
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,160
♪ I guess you know,
you guess I'm just a radical

442
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,480
♪ Not a sabbatical,
yes to make it critical

443
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,920
♪ The only party your body
should be partying to

444
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,880
♪ Panther power on the hour
from the rebel to you... ♪

445
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,920
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