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♪ DAVID BOWIE: Liza Jane

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♪ Well, I got a girl
That's good to me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Now, she ain't more than
five-foot-three

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Well, this little girl is
good to me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Yeah, this little girl's nearly
half of me

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♪ Whoa, little Liza

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♪ Oh, little Liza Jane

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♪ Little Liza Jane

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♪ Little Liza Jane... ♪

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David? Dave!


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David!


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Quick! Quick, catch it! Catch it!

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Catch it!

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You'll be pleased to hear I've found
a bloke wants to buy the lot.

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-That's terrific!
-Don't sound too
surprised, David.

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It is my field. There's not a racket
in the world I couldn't flog,

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your records being a case in point.

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(LAUGHS WEAKLY) Thanks.

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So, who bought the records? HMV?

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HMV? No, God bless you, not HMV.

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No, it's a bloke got one of them
clay pigeon machines.

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You know - fires clay discs, people
shoot them with shotguns.

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He reckons he can rig it up to fire
45s.

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How long did you think you were going
-to get away with this?
-Get away with
what?

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"Written by L Conn."

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-Well?
-You didn't write Liza Jane.

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(CHUCKLES) I think you'll find
that's the reefer doobies talking.

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Go on - who's Liza Jane, then?

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-A bird.
-Describe her.

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Er, she's got, er...

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legs up to here.

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She's got a torso up to here.

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-A neck.
-Up to here?

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That's her, yeah.
Les, it's my song.

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All right, look, I admit it.
There was a small clerical error

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by which it appears
I've acquired all the rights to the
song in perpetuity.

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Good job it didn't make any money,
-then, eh?
-Absolutely, David.

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I mean, I would hate for a small
typo to ruin our whole relationship.

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-Yeah.
-Just imagine if I couldn't
trust you.

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Oh, God forbid!

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Well, it happens all the time.

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I mean, look at the Beatles.

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Eight days a week? I don't think so,
lads.

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-That's a bit sloppy, isn't it?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, there's Mark now.

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Oi, oi! Hairdresser's that way,
darling! (LAUGHS)

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-I can do this by myself.
-No. No, this
is a two-man job

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and I have got two able-bodied young
crooners who owe me

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for all the hard work I've put into
their careers thus far.

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Anyway, the song wasn't the problem.
It was the band.

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As a punter, I want to be intrigued.

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I want an aesthetic, not some pack of
scruffy Tom, Dick and Harry's.

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-Tom, Dick and Harry's?
-I mean, I
looked all right.

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They were your mates, David. George,
he was your best mate.

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They were very scruffy. That rhythm
section looked like one big cardigan.

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Yeah, and I told you, didn't I? What
did I tell you?

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-Turtlenecks.
-Over my dead body.

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Oh, that's right, sorry, yeah, I
forgot.

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David doesn't like turtlenecks.
So what does he do?

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He liquidates the entire band behind
my back.

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-It wasn't working.
-It's not all the
money I mind, David.

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It's the... It's the time and the
experience

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with which I've lavished you, just
to see it squandered.

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But you are still going to plug me,
though, right?

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-For my sins.
-Good.

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Cos I've got my next single all
lined up.

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You know House Of The Rising Sun? I
was...

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Lo, the prodigal schlump.

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Leslie, can you lend me a quid?
Very funny.

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Mark Feld, David Jones.

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-Davy Jones.
-Like the fella from the
Monkees.

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Why does everyone keep saying that?

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Well, because he's the only Davy
Jones anyone's ever heard of?

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Let's just get on with it.

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Right, Leslie, this painting gig.

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I was going to tell you to stick it
over the phone

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but I thought, "I'll tell him to
stick it to his haggard old face,"
because I respect you.

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Balls. You didn't even have twopence
for the telephone.

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With a mind like that, you belong in
Scotland Yard.

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As for me, I am an artist, not a
bloody navvy.

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Do you know what I've got in my
briefcase here?

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Last time a fella asked me that was
a Tory MP trying to pick me up in
khazi.

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I'm talking about contracts,

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talking about recording contracts
for the pair of you.

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It's like I keep telling Doris Day
there, via her lawyers -

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you give me another chance
I will shift more records

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that you can shake your tush at, so
you two, pay your debts.

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See me straight and I will make you
masters of all you survey.

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(SNIGGERING)

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(LAUGHS)

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I don't know what you're laughing
at.

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You've been singing less than a
year.

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You haven't written a song yet
and quite frankly, you're charmless.

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David, fine, queer as a box of birds

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but at least he's punctual.

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-You're a clown.
-Listen, if you want
these recording contracts

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you paint that bloody wall, you
long-haired gits.

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Your shoes are shit.

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They're winklepickers.

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Exactly.

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♪ THE KINKS: You Really Got Me

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♪ Girl, you really got me going

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♪ You got me so I don't know
What I'm doing

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♪ Yeah, you really got me now

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♪ You got me so I can't sleep at
night

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♪ Yeah, you really got me now

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♪ You got me so I don't know what
I'm doing

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♪ Oh, yeah

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♪ You really got me now... ♪

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♪ I don't know what it is that makes
me love you so

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♪ I only know I never want to let
you go

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♪ Cos you've started something
Can't you see

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♪ That ever since we met... ♪

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Nice?

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"Neece"What?

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Nice. It's a city in France.

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And? They're nice biscuits,
hence nice.

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If they weren't, do you think they'd
say "not nice"? Rotten?

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You don't print bad reviews, unless
you haven't got any good ones.

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-I'm not sanding your wall.
-I don't
want you to touch my stinking wall.

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So are you one of these art-school
types?

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It's a wall, it's not a fresco.
It's not Picasso's bloody Guernica.

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Ooh! Picasso.

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I went to Bromley Tech.

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-Did you get any O levels?
-One.

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Oh, all right, Professor.

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I failed all my other ones.

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Yeah, well. I got expelled.

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They couldn't handle my raw, animal
magnetism.

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Do you think it was that?

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(RETUNES RADIO)

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(GUITAR INTRO)

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I like this one.
(MUSIC STOPS)

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So you're from Bromley?

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Well, I was born in Brixton.

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But you live in Bromley?

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Charming. Charming.

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Green spaces, quality of life,

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no Jews, blacks or Irish.

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Dogs welcome, of course.
They're man's best friend.

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It's like Village Of The Damned.

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Did you see that film? All the
aliens had your haircut.

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-Bromley's all right.
-Has it got a
Wimpy Bar?

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It's got two, actually.
Ooh, I just creamed myself.

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For your information, there's a lot
of talent in the green belt

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and a lot of tripe on Drury Lane.

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All right, duckie.

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Here.

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-What about you, then?
-Stoke Newington
boy.

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-What do your parents do?
-My father
works for a charity.

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What about your mum?

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Is she...?

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-She's not dead.
-Oh.

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My mum runs a stall on Berwick
Street.

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-Groovy.
-Yeah, she is.

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Do you know where Berwick Street is?

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Near Carnaby Street.

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-How near?
-Down, then along.

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Ish.

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Are they different colours?

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Your eyes.

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I don't ask about your appearance.
Maybe you should.

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You might learn something.

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King of the mods, the newspaper
called me.

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Six-page spread, two colour photos,
a dozen black-and-whites.

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Taken by this cat called
Don McCullin. Do you know him?

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Fantastic eye. He adored me.

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All my clothes are handmade, see?
It's a matter of principle.

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I got a cat up in Hoxton.
Absolute magician.

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Like Gandalf in a yarmulke.

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Well worth the schlep.

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I could take you there if you like.

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Suit yourself.

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It's definitely "nice".

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MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS:


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♪ Are you ready
for a brand-new beat?

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♪ Summer's here... ♪

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Do you know the Kinks?

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-I toured with them.
-The Animals?

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A bit square.

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Small Faces?

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I was their singer.

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Really?

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Well, I have sung with them.

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Are you also Dave from Dave Dee,
Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich?

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So come on - who do you like?

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Howlin' Wolf. Muddy Waters. Blind
Lemon Jefferson.

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Blind Willie Johnson, Blind Willie
McTell.

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You can just say the blues.
You don't need to list every blind
bloke in Mississippi.

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Yeah but I don't dig virtuosity. I
dig feeling.

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I love those people who can send a
chill up my spine.

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Yeah. I dig that.

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I like Chet Baker.

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That's nice.

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No, he's nice. I just prefer
Coltrane, Mingus, Monk.

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The genii.

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Well, how come you're nicking songs
off Huey Piano Smith?

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Well - one, I've never even heard of
Huey Piano Smith.

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Really? I thought you were Old Blind
Davy McTell?

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But even if I had, which I haven't, I
never said I wrote Liza Jane.

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I modernised it.
What's wrong with juxtaposition?

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If I knew what it meant, I'd tell
you.

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Taking a bit of him, a bit of her -

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you know, talent borrows,
genius steals.

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Picasso said that.

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Did I mention I've got an O level?

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No, I mean,

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take an old folk song like House Of
The Rising Sun.

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My friend, this bloke, George,
thought,

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what if you put some drums under it?
Like...

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Maybe some reverby guitar?

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♪ Doon, doon-doon
Doon-doon, doon doon ♪

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It's heavy, it's sexy, it's...

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The Animals.

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-It's what?
-The Animals released that
song, literally last week.

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-You're winding me up.
-I'm not.

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I guarantee you, someone will be
playing it right now.

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(DIALS THROUGH RADIO STATIONS)

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THE ANIMALS: The House Of The Rising
Sun

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Bollocks.

a gambler needs... ♪

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♪ ..there is a house in New Orleans

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♪ They call the Rising Sun

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♪ And it's been the ruin

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♪ Of many a poor boy

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♪ And God, I know I'm one... ♪

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(CAR HORN BEEPS)

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-GIRLS:
-Hey, guys! Whoo!

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(STRUMS CHORDS)

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Why do you want to sound like other
people?

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Well, you're always going to sound
-like someone.
-I sound like Mark Feld,
mate.

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Or whoever.

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Cos I think I might actually change
my name.

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What do you think of Dirk Baggins?

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Quentin Barbados?

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(CHUCKLES)

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But don't you feel like, one day I
put on this shirt

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and I combine it with that voice
and that's who I am on a Wednesday

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and that's all there is to it?

242
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,120
All there is to what?

243
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,120
Life.

244
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:34,200
I don't know if that's cool or thin.
Bleak.

245
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,760
Maybe you're not cut out for it.

246
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,440
-Life?
-Rock and roll.

247
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,640
I'm sensing a lot of doubt, David.

248
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:46,560
Do you think your Dylans, your
Jaggers, they sit around going,
"Ooh, am I doing the right thing?"

249
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,440
Er... It's rhetorical.

250
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,200
Self-doubt - it ain't groovy.

251
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:55,840
I never interrogate any decision I
ever make as a point of principle.

252
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,720
That explains the hair.

253
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,440
Childish.

254
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,240
But I ain't bothered.
I've got a destiny.

255
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,320
I am going to be bigger than the
Beatles.

256
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,680
(SCOFFS) That's a fact, is it?

257
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,240
Yes.

258
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,320
So what's the song? What made you
get into all of this nonsense?

259
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,400
-WOMAN:
-Ach!

260
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,560
Well?

261
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,400
When I was nine, my dad bought me
this single.

262
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,400
He didn't realise you can't play 45s
on a gramophone,

263
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,280
which was all we had.

264
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,880
I put the 45 on and it was far too
slow, you know.

265
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,120
But there was something.

266
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,200
I started turning the record with
my hand, faster and faster,

267
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,920
faster and faster until it became
this...this sound.

268
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,000
What was it?

269
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,920
Tutti Frutti, Little Richard.

270
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,280
Oh!

271
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,440
Ach! My heart nearly burst.

272
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,920
It was like hearing God.

273
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,120
I was hearing God.

274
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,600
What about you?

275
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,040
Couldn't afford a gramophone. When I
was nine, I was mostly having sex.

276
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,920
(CHUCKLES)

277
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,840
You don't buy it? It's the one thing
I'm really good at.

278
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,680
-What, sex?
-The whole shebang. People
like me.

279
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,320
Maybe they don't want to like me but
they can't help themselves, right?

280
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,560
What's your dirty little secret?

281
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,960
Say you're sick to the back teeth of
everything - who do you listen to?

282
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,800
Someone embarrassing?

283
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,240
-Yeah.
-This is a trap.

284
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,520
-Scout's honour.
-That's the wrong
hand.

285
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,840
Both say it on three.

286
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,920
OK.

287
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,040
-BOTH:
-One, two, three.

288
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,520
-BOTH:
-Cliff Richard.

289
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,600
-He's the English Elvis.
-He deserves a
knighthood.

290
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,840
Summer Holiday is the best film ever
made.

291
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,800
Erm...

292
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,120
Do you know how to use a
photocopier?

293
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,280
♪ CLIFF RICHARD: Summer Holiday

294
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♪ We're all going on
a summer holiday

295
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,040
♪ No more working for a week or two

296
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,320
♪ Fun and laughter on a summer
holiday

297
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,880
♪ No more worries for me or you

298
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,640
♪ For a week or two

299
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,320
♪ We're going where the sun shines
brightly... ♪

300
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,800
Rimbaud. French cat. Proper filth.

301
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,760
A fella told me I looked like him,
so I got the book out the library.

302
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,920
That's quite a peculiar logic.
Is it?

303
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,000
No, no.

304
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,560
Rimbaud wrote everything he wanted
by the age of 20.

305
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,920
He was dead at 37.

306
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,000
Can you imagine being 37?

307
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:05,760
I sort of see myself going mad.
What, like mad mad?

308
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,600
-Yeah.Really?
-Yeah.

309
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:13,600
On my mother's side, half her sisters
have been locked up, electrocuted,

310
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,080
lobotomised and whatnot.

311
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,200
I don't know why I'm telling you
this.

312
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,560
Horrible.

313
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,280
Yeah, well... I don't want to get
old.

314
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,680
Amen, brother.

315
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,520
Amen!

316
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:40,080
So tell us about the eye.
I got it playing football.

317
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,800
You don't look like much of a
footballer.

318
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,640
About a year ago, my friend George
asked this girl out.

319
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,680
Well, he asked her dad if he could
take her out.

320
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,360
Anyway, it's all been set up.

321
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:02,440
On the day, I told George that Kate
didn't want to go out with him any
more,

322
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,600
which wasn't strictly true.

323
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,200
Anyway, Kate thinks she's been stood
up.

324
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,400
She's crying her eyes out in Wimpy's.

325
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,200
-You were going to swoop in.
-Right -
be a shoulder to cry on.

326
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,760
Only George found out, so he punched
me.

327
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,880
In the eye?

328
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,960
He broke it, basically.

329
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:29,160
I had a couple of weeks in hospital,
two operations but...

330
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,360
I like it. I think it gives you
mystique.

331
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,960
Yeah?

332
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,360
-You really liked her?
-Yeah.

333
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,680
C...Carol.

334
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,760
-Carol Goldsmith, not Kate.
-Huh!

335
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,400
Oh, well, that's charming. Very
romantic.

336
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,360
It was true love.

337
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,840
Here.

338
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,120
This is my song.

339
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,160
Do you know it?

340
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,200
♪ BO DIDDLEY: Who Do You Love?

341
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,960
Yeah!

342
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,120
♪ I walked 47 miles of barbed wire

343
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,400
♪ I used a cobra snake for a necktie

344
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,880
♪ I got a brand-new house on a
roadside

345
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,240
♪ Made of rattlesnake hide

346
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,760
♪ I got a brand-new chimney made on
top

347
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,760
♪ Made out of a human skull

348
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,480
♪ Now, come and take a walk with me


349
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,880
Carol.

350
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:47,760
♪ Who do you love?

351
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,480
♪ Who

352
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,800
♪ Do you love? ♪

353
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,120
Yeah!

354
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,880
That's great.

355
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,640
(SIGHS)
What?

356
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,800
I've got to get out of Bromley.

357
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,600
-George on the warpath again?
-No,
he's all right.

358
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,000
It's everyone else in that mock Tudor
hellhole.

359
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,560
They look at me like I'm a Martian.

360
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,080
-That'll be the eye.
-Fuck off.

361
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,320
-Oi!Get off.
-What?

362
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,400
What, you want a little fight, do
-you?
-Yeah.

363
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,760
Come on, D'Artagnan. OK.

364
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,760
What? Get off me. What are you doing?

365
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,760
(LAUGHS) Get off me!

366
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,800
-Hey!
-Hey! you, get off!

367
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,040
Get off me!

368
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,200
(LAUGHTER)

369
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,560
You fucker!

370
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,240
These aren't contracts.

371
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,040
-They're parking tickets.
-Fuck off.

372
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,880
He's dodging the fines.

373
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,840
Let's get out of here.

374
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,680
♪ DAVID BOWIE: The Prettiest Star

375
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,960
I tell you what. We'll head down to
Carnaby Street, have a root through
the bins,

376
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,680
see if we can't find you something
decent to wear.

377
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,760
Maybe I'll introduce you to my mum.
Oh, OK.

378
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,840
Hang on.

379
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,520
Watch this.

380
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,160
♪ So tired

381
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,400
♪ It's the sky
that makes you feel tried

382
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,120
♪ It's a trick to make you see
wide... ♪

383
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,560
Here you are.

384
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,560
♪ It can all but break your heart

385
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,400
♪ In pieces

386
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,440
♪ Staying back in your memory... ♪

387
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,240
We'll tell him it's art.

388
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,000
(LAUGHS)

389
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:14,440
♪ How you moved is all it takes... ♪

390
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,560
When you've finished that, boys,
you can have a go at the bogs.

391
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,920
♪ The prettiest star... ♪

392
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,280
Very funny.

393
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,680
♪ Staying back in your memory

394
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,240
♪ Of the movies in the dark

395
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:54,560
♪ How you move is all it takes

396
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,440
♪ To sing a song of when I loved

397
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,000
♪ The prettiest star

398
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,240
♪ One day

399
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,040
♪ Though it might as well be some day

400
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,440
♪ You will rise on high
And take us all away

401
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,960
♪ All because of what you are

402
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,600
♪ The prettiest star... ♪

403
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,960
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