1 00:00:35,749 --> 00:00:41,346 Here comes a movie and, if it already looks a bit weird, 2 00:00:41,421 --> 00:00:44,652 then hang in there, because anyone can see it. 3 00:00:44,725 --> 00:00:47,819 Although you see my reflection, trust me, 4 00:00:47,894 --> 00:00:51,193 this film won't be worth a moment's reflection. 5 00:00:51,298 --> 00:00:56,600 It's a comedy, and harmless as such. No preaching or swaying of opinion. 6 00:00:56,703 --> 00:01:03,370 Just a cozy time. So why not poke fun at artsy-fartsy culture? 7 00:01:03,443 --> 00:01:09,746 So here we have a self-important out-of-work actor 8 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:16,414 who, by miraculous chance, got a job. A very special job. 9 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,524 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 10 00:01:24,598 --> 00:01:26,896 I'm the company president, 11 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:31,233 I've given Mr, Ravn power of attorney to conclude the deal, 12 00:01:31,304 --> 00:01:34,364 Hello again,,, "Optional," 13 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:39,068 - Kristoffer? Butterflies? - No, 14 00:01:39,146 --> 00:01:44,812 Let's get this done, It's our non-disclosure agreement, 15 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:49,719 You said you'd never written for the stage? 16 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:55,729 May I ask why? This text is succinct and intense, 17 00:01:55,796 --> 00:02:00,756 - But it says far more than it says, - Really? 18 00:02:00,834 --> 00:02:04,793 I had hoped it would say as little as possible, 19 00:02:05,272 --> 00:02:09,936 The sanctions might seem drastic, but that's law for you, 20 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:14,309 The main thing is that you keep this a secret, 21 00:02:14,414 --> 00:02:17,747 - Secret? - But you're used to that, 22 00:02:17,818 --> 00:02:24,246 You don't shoot someone on stage and tell the crowd: "I'm only acting," 23 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:26,622 I don't know, 24 00:02:26,726 --> 00:02:33,757 That particular statement applies to many of Gambini's anti-characters, 25 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:38,498 - I'm your man, Ravn, - Great, You're playing the boss, 26 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:41,335 I'm in a bit of a pinch 27 00:02:41,441 --> 00:02:46,140 because the real boss is,,, not accessible, 28 00:02:46,246 --> 00:02:50,478 We must act now, The Icelanders are so damn pushy, 29 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:53,348 It won't take too long, 30 00:02:53,453 --> 00:02:58,390 so you'll be making quite a bundle, 31 00:02:58,492 --> 00:03:02,451 seeing as you're not working, Sign here, 32 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:07,557 I don't keep busy just to be busy, 33 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:13,196 - It's not illegal or anything: - Legal or illegal, I don't care, 34 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:19,040 I'm an actor, The character is my law, And the script is my court, 35 00:03:19,145 --> 00:03:22,911 Court? Let's pray it never gets that far, 36 00:03:25,986 --> 00:03:29,854 Excellent,,, Your money, 37 00:03:31,825 --> 00:03:35,317 - What's that on your forehead? - Soot, 38 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:40,492 I always rely on Gambini, You can't go wrong, 39 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,296 The Hanged Cat? 40 00:03:42,369 --> 00:03:46,897 The chimney sweep's monologue from A Town without Chimneys, 41 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:51,068 - You know it? - I only know Top Cat, 42 00:03:51,177 --> 00:03:57,582 "I have traveled far, and with reluctance, to this town," 43 00:03:57,684 --> 00:04:00,949 Our president doesn't have soot on his forehead, 44 00:04:01,054 --> 00:04:06,390 The things a character doesn't have define him more than what he has, 45 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:13,228 Theater begins to unfold itself at the point where it ends, 46 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:19,699 Don't make me nervous, Kristoffer, 47 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:22,742 Let's keep it simple, 48 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:28,608 I'll just endow my character with a small tribute to Gambini, 49 00:04:28,715 --> 00:04:33,277 Fine: It won't make any difference, You're only the boss for a moment, 50 00:04:33,386 --> 00:04:38,483 Then there's the pauses,,, So vital to our understanding, 51 00:04:38,592 --> 00:04:43,393 He could actually not say anything at all, 52 00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:48,223 You have to say what's on the page, 53 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:52,795 Otherwise, what's the point? Just what's on the page, 54 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:56,433 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 55 00:04:57,944 --> 00:05:02,142 I finally tracked him down, 56 00:05:02,248 --> 00:05:04,307 This is Finnur,,, 57 00:05:10,924 --> 00:05:16,954 "Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president," 58 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:28,430 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 59 00:05:34,848 --> 00:05:40,286 Yes, both you gents are indeed company presidents, 60 00:05:40,353 --> 00:05:43,618 But for two different companies, 61 00:05:56,202 --> 00:05:58,727 "Why do Danes talk so much? 62 00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:04,174 "No wonder this country came to a halt intellectually 200 years ago, 63 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:11,514 "They yak away or are drippingly sentimental, 64 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,348 "The rest of the time they giggle," 65 00:06:19,693 --> 00:06:24,221 "Let's for God's sake get started, Mr, Ravn," 66 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:26,798 Dear Mr, President - 67 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:31,064 and I'm referring to our own little president - 68 00:06:31,171 --> 00:06:35,369 We're happy just to have a president, 69 00:06:37,744 --> 00:06:40,941 I want to say the following,,, 70 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:46,747 Our president has requested to be kept out of the negotiations, 71 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:49,549 Did I get that right? 72 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:53,058 The price is our top priority, 73 00:06:53,126 --> 00:06:57,028 And we've already agreed on it, 74 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:06,030 I have,,, 75 00:07:07,273 --> 00:07:10,367 turned over,,, 76 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:16,210 power,,, 77 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:18,978 of attorney,,, 78 00:07:21,221 --> 00:07:24,657 to Mr,,,, 79 00:07:28,661 --> 00:07:30,652 Ravn, 80 00:07:35,101 --> 00:07:39,401 I'm sorry,,, I didn't quite get that, 81 00:07:39,472 --> 00:07:42,236 The pauses confused me, 82 00:07:42,308 --> 00:07:47,075 Would you mind repeating it a bit quicker? 83 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:52,813 I have turned over power of attorney to Mr, Ravn, 84 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:03,521 Once our president's mind is made up, no amount of ruckus can change it, 85 00:08:04,998 --> 00:08:06,761 Mr, President,,, 86 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:13,102 All these presidents: Should we call ours "the Danish president"? 87 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:18,175 Icelandic or Danish,,, Same thing: 88 00:08:18,278 --> 00:08:23,511 - 400 jolly years under Icelandic rule, - It was the other way round, 89 00:08:25,351 --> 00:08:28,013 It sure as hell didn't feel that way to us, 90 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:29,520 No, 91 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,823 Well, I better get back to the States, 92 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:45,627 Just because I'll sign on the 12th doesn't make it less fun, 93 00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:58,911 "You fucking Danes aren't getting off that lightly, 94 00:09:00,587 --> 00:09:03,488 "It's all talk, fucking slave drivers: 95 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:12,860 "Fortunately the sagas left us these wise words: 96 00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:17,232 "He who deals with stooges deals with nobody," 97 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:22,663 - Goodbye, - Finnur: 98 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:31,383 "I insist that the president 99 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:35,410 "deal with me on the 12th, Not his stooge, 100 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:45,354 "He'll have to stay home that week or there's no deal, 101 00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:48,366 "You'll be hearing from my lawyer," 102 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:51,528 Bye then,,, "Optional," 103 00:09:55,875 --> 00:10:00,608 Hello, So we finally meet, I'm the company president, 104 00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:12,083 Shit: They weren't supposed to see you, 105 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:18,460 - Word will spread like wildfire, - They could tell I wasn't for real, 106 00:10:18,564 --> 00:10:23,729 - They had no time to tell Finnur,,, - That's not the problem, 107 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:28,570 They looked shocked because they thought you were the real president, 108 00:10:30,009 --> 00:10:32,671 Well, I did play him well, 109 00:10:32,779 --> 00:10:36,715 Although you didn't give me much to work with, 110 00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:38,751 If the performance is topnotch 111 00:10:38,818 --> 00:10:43,585 physical resemblance has less significance, 112 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:48,923 The physical resemblance with their president of ten years is irrelevant, 113 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:55,457 They've never seen him, 114 00:10:56,736 --> 00:11:00,467 - Never seen him? - No, 115 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:04,976 - I don't quite get it, - If I wasn't such a wuss, 116 00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:09,845 Companies need presidents, I didn't have it in me, 117 00:11:09,949 --> 00:11:13,942 I couldn't see myself as one, 118 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:20,118 So when I started the company I told them I was an employee, 119 00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:24,857 That the president was tending to his companies and lived in the States, 120 00:11:24,964 --> 00:11:31,369 I know it's strange and suspicious, A boss that I invented, Kristoffer, 121 00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:35,737 It was fine as long as no one wanted to talk to him, 122 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:41,906 Then that fucking Icelander came along, They don't trust anyone, 123 00:11:43,082 --> 00:11:47,143 Strange,,, They called Gambini strange too, 124 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:52,317 Look,,, I told you I was your man, 125 00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:57,159 I am,,, And not just any man, I'm an actor, 126 00:11:57,230 --> 00:12:01,758 That's exactly what you need to make your world work, 127 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:10,508 - It's only a week, I'll write a contract, - No need, 128 00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:12,441 It's a hobby of mine, 129 00:12:12,545 --> 00:12:18,848 This deal is vital to the company, The slightest doubt,,, 130 00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:24,356 I have considerable training in sensing doubt in the minds of my audience, 131 00:12:24,424 --> 00:12:31,523 - You'll have to meet the staff, - Being seen is part of the job, 132 00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:38,303 - If you talk, I'll slaughter you: - Stop fussing, 133 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:47,545 Heidi A,? Would you get the six seniors together? 134 00:12:47,613 --> 00:12:51,413 I want you to meet someone special, 135 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:54,578 They're the six I started out with, 136 00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:07,863 Here at last,,, The boss of it all, 137 00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:18,338 He took a week out of his schedule to be with us in Denmark, 138 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:23,677 Probably because deep down inside he's,,, Danish, 139 00:13:25,618 --> 00:13:29,418 And perhaps he feels he has,,, 140 00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:34,825 maybe not abandoned, but neglected our little branch, 141 00:13:34,927 --> 00:13:39,159 Yes, that's understandable, 142 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:43,796 That's understandable, 143 00:13:43,903 --> 00:13:46,838 Yes, that is understandable, 144 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:50,636 So there's lots for you to talk about, 145 00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:59,615 I guess I'll stick my tail between my legs, as they say,,, 146 00:13:59,685 --> 00:14:02,711 and scoot on back to my office, 147 00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:18,962 Any questions? 148 00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:22,303 What's your name? 149 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,572 - My name? - Yes, 150 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:31,207 No one's ever called you anything but "the boss of it all," 151 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:37,051 Some of the girls had the honor of getting emails with specific details, 152 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:42,685 Let me make it clear that it's been at random, 153 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:47,095 who I needed to write directly to over the years, 154 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,169 There's no personal preference there, 155 00:14:50,236 --> 00:14:54,798 Holy smoke,,, One does have to be careful, 156 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:59,277 - His name is Svend, - Svend E, 157 00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:04,179 That's what my emails said, What does the E stand for? 158 00:15:06,385 --> 00:15:09,718 Didn't I write that? Ravn didn't say? 159 00:15:09,822 --> 00:15:13,519 For ten years? Never, ever? : 160 00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:19,532 That's good news, Because that means,,, 161 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:24,229 I can tell you that I have a name I'm very partial to,,, 162 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:28,068 and proud of, 163 00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:31,143 Ecker,,, 164 00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:36,580 Eckersberg,,, Svend Eckersberg, 165 00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:44,288 - And what should I call you? - Gorm wants to call you Svend, 166 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:48,121 Gorm may call me whatever he likes, 167 00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:52,789 Gorm may even call me Kristoffer, if he likes, 168 00:15:52,898 --> 00:15:56,390 Why should he call you Kristoffer? 169 00:15:56,469 --> 00:16:00,906 No, why on earth should he? Why in the world should he? 170 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:04,841 - By all means, call me Svend, - OK, Svend, 171 00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:08,141 I'd like to say one thing, 172 00:16:09,282 --> 00:16:12,513 - Autumn in the country is muggy, - Gorm, don't, 173 00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:16,054 Real muggy: I want you to know that, 174 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:21,822 People generally think autumn has a freshness to it, 175 00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:26,430 No, Gorm: 176 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:33,869 - Are you done now? Huh? : - Everything's cool, 177 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:37,534 - Are you done? - Yeah, Sorry, sorry, 178 00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:41,204 Everything is perfectly fine, 179 00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:48,048 Stop it: 180 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:54,390 Boy, that's nasty, 181 00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:59,462 I'm afraid you'll have to apologize, 182 00:16:59,532 --> 00:17:02,831 Should I apologize to him? : 183 00:17:04,737 --> 00:17:08,867 Don't forget the tech conference tomorrow, 184 00:17:08,974 --> 00:17:10,669 Tech conference,,, 185 00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:22,150 Ravn,,, They're all completely insane, 186 00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:26,817 - We need to talk, - On neutral ground: I'll call you, 187 00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:31,729 OK, 188 00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:40,801 If my character's name is Svend, for example, 189 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,501 then I'd like to know, 190 00:17:43,576 --> 00:17:47,569 - I just want to be in the loop, - Sure, 191 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,706 The names didn't really matter, 192 00:17:50,783 --> 00:17:56,016 Gorm is a country boy, He sometimes suffers from rural depression, 193 00:17:56,722 --> 00:18:01,591 - But he's a wizard with Brooker 5, - What the hell is that? 194 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:06,222 Our flagship, our biggest seller, That's what we started out with, 195 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:13,871 My character doesn't like when they cry, shout or hit, 196 00:18:13,939 --> 00:18:18,876 My personal space has been violated, 197 00:18:18,944 --> 00:18:23,813 I must insist on control, They must be subdued, 198 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:27,943 The six seniors can be a bit of a hassle, 199 00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:31,045 They're the creative bunch in the firm, 200 00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:36,390 I don't know about the psychology of actors, but I imagine it's similar, 201 00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:41,422 So things are that bad? 202 00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:46,028 I love them dearly, Although they have knocked me around a bit, 203 00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:49,370 It can't be as bad as Slagelse in 1992, 204 00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:54,243 Though I did talk the women ticket holders down after the show, 205 00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:59,910 I didn't know Slagelse had a theater, And they didn't, artistically speaking, 206 00:19:06,058 --> 00:19:10,961 - What's wrong? What was that? - My mournful and remote look, 207 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:16,229 - It must terrify people, - Yes, it's effective, 208 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:20,830 The six seniors were more feisty than I'd expected, 209 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,773 This tech conference sounds ominous, 210 00:19:23,843 --> 00:19:29,475 Tell me about what you do, so I can learn the lingo, 211 00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:32,312 IT, 212 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:37,185 That's impossible to grasp: I don't stand a chance, 213 00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:43,527 Good thing you're such a good actor, 214 00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:49,033 You're prepared now, Subdue them, take control, 215 00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:51,329 All right? 216 00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:07,748 Wow,,, 217 00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:13,421 It's quite a shocker when the copy machine starts, 218 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:19,887 Luckily it's not that often, Only a thousand times a day, 219 00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:34,201 How's the weather out in the country today? 220 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:39,177 Well, let's just assume 221 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:44,587 that it's wintry like it is throughout the country, 222 00:20:48,561 --> 00:20:51,689 Looking for your office? 223 00:20:52,831 --> 00:20:58,394 I figured the office would be a safer bet than the corridors, 224 00:20:58,504 --> 00:21:02,338 Safer? What do you mean? 225 00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:06,902 So people can find me, Since I'm here rather seldom, 226 00:21:06,979 --> 00:21:11,973 So you want to see them? I told them to wait, I'll pass it on, 227 00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:16,987 - Thanks, - Jokumsen is waiting outside, 228 00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:20,115 I don't know how he found out you were here, 229 00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:24,252 It's the deficiency list for the DB 7 patch, 230 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:29,358 I doubt if he's lightened up since he last complained, 231 00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:32,927 Should we push Jokumsen till after the tech conference? 232 00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:46,809 Sorry, He's acted as our boss when the boss wasn't here, 233 00:21:46,919 --> 00:21:50,082 We start off with the management's visions, 234 00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:54,319 I'd like to hear more about the visions, 235 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:58,453 I studied the old corporate philosophy, 236 00:21:58,564 --> 00:22:06,437 And, as such, certain technical and strategic measures seem most unclear, 237 00:22:13,612 --> 00:22:20,279 Transaction hierarchy,,, Why not? The 80:20 rule, Agile development, 238 00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:24,220 That's just a minor part of the terms necessary 239 00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:27,554 to define IT at an acceptable level, 240 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,151 Aside from those fucking terms, 241 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:34,666 what's the boss' definition of transaction hierarchy? 242 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:40,638 And the 80:20 rule? Maybe I dozed off, but what is it? 243 00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:46,235 "Agile development" is defined in seven or eight different ways, 244 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:49,041 How would you define it? 245 00:23:04,163 --> 00:23:09,157 Define,,, "Dictate," I'm tempted to say, 246 00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:13,866 There is a very fine line between defining and dictating, 247 00:23:13,972 --> 00:23:20,104 And it all boils down to whether the boss wants to dictate, 248 00:23:20,212 --> 00:23:25,673 Or rather whether the boss has any idea what we do in this company, 249 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:30,950 Or whether you have any idea what we do at this company, 250 00:23:31,056 --> 00:23:35,356 - I should certainly say so, - What, then? 251 00:23:35,427 --> 00:23:39,454 - What? - What we do? 252 00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:42,932 Didn't you prepare a presentation? What do we do? 253 00:23:43,035 --> 00:23:48,337 - This and that, In general? - Yes, for example, 254 00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:51,535 Uhh,,, 255 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,237 Uh,,, 256 00:23:53,312 --> 00:23:59,581 Hi, everyone, I just have a practical announcement, 257 00:23:59,651 --> 00:24:04,486 Oh, Nalle,,, Such a pouty face, Come on, 258 00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:11,055 Upsy-daisy,,, and a big hug, 259 00:24:11,563 --> 00:24:15,966 What was the practical nature of your announcement, Ravn? 260 00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:23,598 The trip to Kullen is off, 261 00:24:26,979 --> 00:24:30,938 But we were going because we didn't go last year, 262 00:24:31,016 --> 00:24:37,080 Can anybody tell me,,, what,,, that,,,? 263 00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:42,419 - Keep quiet, Spencer, - Work on it, 264 00:24:42,494 --> 00:24:46,021 I am afraid the decision came from above, 265 00:24:46,131 --> 00:24:52,161 I know it reflects a hard policy about perks, 266 00:24:52,271 --> 00:24:54,796 I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason, 267 00:24:54,873 --> 00:25:00,209 The reason we're not going is because the boss of it all says so, 268 00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:05,542 "Because the boss of it all says so," That's a fucking old line, 269 00:25:05,651 --> 00:25:10,384 Why don't the six of us just take our rights to Brooker 5 and leave? 270 00:25:10,489 --> 00:25:15,222 - Be nice, Gorm, - But you're not nice to us, 271 00:25:15,327 --> 00:25:20,788 We all agree we'd be far better off without the fucking boss of it all, 272 00:25:20,866 --> 00:25:25,667 Let's not dampen the good mood, It's my fault, And this conference 273 00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:30,697 is not for debating whether the boss is a hard-ass or not, 274 00:25:30,809 --> 00:25:34,210 Let's hear what Svend has to say, 275 00:25:37,716 --> 00:25:40,810 - Svend? - Come on, Svend: 276 00:25:54,066 --> 00:26:00,164 We usually get the sales figures, though not at the tech conference, 277 00:26:00,239 --> 00:26:03,834 Maybe you can give us an idea, if you've seen them, 278 00:26:03,909 --> 00:26:09,575 - Of course I have seen them, - So how do they look? 279 00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:16,180 They're shit, 280 00:26:21,426 --> 00:26:25,920 Now it's finally out, They're shit, 281 00:26:26,031 --> 00:26:28,090 They're piss, 282 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,532 They're pig swill, 283 00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:33,935 We need to turn this ship round: 284 00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:36,769 Those figures had better look completely different, 285 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:41,312 - Now it's out in the open, - There, Mette, 286 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:44,644 But the figures look fine in your mails, 287 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,310 Did Mette say they were fine? 288 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:51,549 All I can say, Mette, 289 00:26:51,623 --> 00:26:54,456 is that they aren't good enough, 290 00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:58,256 Far, far from it, Mette, 291 00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:07,229 - Now poor Mette is crying again, - There, Mette, 292 00:27:07,306 --> 00:27:10,298 They're just numbers, 293 00:27:17,616 --> 00:27:23,145 They are lined up outside, You want to see Lise and Spencer, or Jokumsen? 294 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:28,056 Anyone but Jokumsen, His complaint seems legitimate, 295 00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:35,891 - Lise is our HR representative, - Sure, why not? 296 00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:41,565 - Spencer has something to say, - We will work longer,,, 297 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,667 - No longer, - No longer, 298 00:27:45,777 --> 00:27:52,307 We will no longer accept thighs,,, 299 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:54,682 - These, - ,,, working conditions, 300 00:27:54,786 --> 00:27:58,916 It's easier for me to say it when you can't say it properly, 301 00:27:58,991 --> 00:28:01,357 He means "working conditions," 302 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:05,829 Our working conditions are dreadful, So is the personnel policy, 303 00:28:05,897 --> 00:28:11,767 Other companies have perks, Here's a list, 304 00:28:11,837 --> 00:28:15,933 Would you mind leaving, Heidi? 305 00:28:16,008 --> 00:28:18,738 All the way out, 306 00:28:18,844 --> 00:28:24,476 So you are affiliated with certain biker circles, 307 00:28:24,549 --> 00:28:28,041 I would be naive to think 308 00:28:28,153 --> 00:28:31,748 their racket is limited to small shopkeepers, 309 00:28:31,857 --> 00:28:35,384 With the Hell's Angels up your sleeve, 310 00:28:35,494 --> 00:28:41,763 your demands require a different approach, But keep quiet about it, 311 00:28:47,239 --> 00:28:50,902 HR, HR, 312 00:28:50,976 --> 00:28:55,174 Human Resources, You've been in the States so long, 313 00:28:55,247 --> 00:29:00,742 you can't remember what it means, I'll look it up for you in English, 314 00:29:00,852 --> 00:29:02,911 You can tell me, 315 00:29:05,924 --> 00:29:08,757 You can fess up, 316 00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:14,821 I discussed it with the others, We think you have a credibility problem, 317 00:29:17,869 --> 00:29:22,203 Your personality gives you away, 318 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:25,072 You're not who you pretend to be, 319 00:29:27,212 --> 00:29:29,305 I think you should come clean, 320 00:29:32,918 --> 00:29:38,220 You think that's a wise thing to do at this point? 321 00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:41,384 - You think so? - Yes, 322 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:46,420 It wouldn't change much, You're so transparent, 323 00:29:46,498 --> 00:29:49,797 All your lines really lack cred, 324 00:29:49,901 --> 00:29:53,428 It's lousy acting from start to finish, 325 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,972 My lines lack cred? 326 00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:05,414 You are too much: Let's not forget "lousy acting," 327 00:30:05,484 --> 00:30:08,817 That's when audiences are shook up, 328 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,686 Don't they get that the point of comedy nowadays 329 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:15,919 is to reveal the comedy? 330 00:30:15,994 --> 00:30:20,124 Disaster has already struck, It's all in the aftermath, 331 00:30:20,198 --> 00:30:26,103 People just want things to be credible and natural, Give me a fucking break: 332 00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:28,969 - You have a credibility problem, - No, I don't, 333 00:30:29,074 --> 00:30:31,338 - Yes, you do, - No, I don't, 334 00:30:33,278 --> 00:30:38,113 I don't know much about you, but I know what you aren't, 335 00:30:38,884 --> 00:30:44,015 Then tell me what I'm not, for fuck's sake: 336 00:30:44,122 --> 00:30:46,181 Gay, 337 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:50,286 - Gay? - Yes, gay, 338 00:30:51,196 --> 00:30:55,963 It's not so much that you try to make me think you're gay, 339 00:30:56,034 --> 00:31:01,700 but you also pretend to be oblivious to IT, management, 340 00:31:01,806 --> 00:31:05,970 and even Human Resources, Hell's Angels, Honestly: 341 00:31:06,044 --> 00:31:10,811 Of course you're an expert, otherwise you would never have made it this big, 342 00:31:10,882 --> 00:31:13,180 - Am I right? - Yeah, 343 00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:18,421 Why would you think I was gay? 344 00:31:19,257 --> 00:31:23,421 All those emails you sent me, distancing yourself from me, 345 00:31:23,528 --> 00:31:28,488 - And you got Ravn to plant the idea, - What pleasure would I get from that? 346 00:31:28,567 --> 00:31:34,563 The same you get from looking like a complete jackass, professionally, 347 00:31:34,673 --> 00:31:38,905 To seem interesting or make us feel sorry for you, 348 00:31:39,978 --> 00:31:42,879 You hit home with that one, 349 00:31:42,948 --> 00:31:50,354 The thing about pretending to be completely oblivious to IT, 350 00:31:50,422 --> 00:31:54,552 it was a bit naive, I admit, 351 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:59,063 - But I am gay, - You don't seem gay at all, 352 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:04,534 That's how some of us are, And it's not to win you over, 353 00:32:04,603 --> 00:32:07,936 Sorry about that, 354 00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:11,304 I've been a cornholer since birth, 355 00:32:11,409 --> 00:32:13,934 There is no explanation for it, 356 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:17,879 But rather a poop pusher than a dry old stick, 357 00:32:21,386 --> 00:32:25,220 I can explain why you've always gone for men, 358 00:32:28,293 --> 00:32:31,558 You haven't met the right woman yet, 359 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:45,600 On neutral ground, ASAP, 360 00:32:51,016 --> 00:32:55,976 I'm exhausted, fumbling in the dark, No control whatsoever, 361 00:32:56,087 --> 00:33:00,751 It would be easier if I knew what I had said or written in my past, 362 00:33:00,825 --> 00:33:05,194 I mean, gay: You could have told me, 363 00:33:06,197 --> 00:33:09,598 - Dammit, Ravn: - You're right, 364 00:33:09,668 --> 00:33:12,501 But only Lise's president is gay, 365 00:33:13,371 --> 00:33:16,306 You told them different things? : 366 00:33:20,178 --> 00:33:22,646 I hear you, 367 00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:27,014 - You told them different things? - I understand the question, 368 00:33:27,986 --> 00:33:30,284 Are you a complete idiot? 369 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,019 It created a good vibe, 370 00:33:38,129 --> 00:33:44,364 Everyone felt he belonged to them, And in that sense, he did, 371 00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:50,999 - And that IT shit? I don't get it, - Me neither, 372 00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:54,840 - You're doing great, - You think? 373 00:33:54,913 --> 00:33:57,814 Stick it out a couple of more days, 374 00:33:57,882 --> 00:34:02,717 Take my advice, Kristoffer, Don't take it so seriously, 375 00:34:03,855 --> 00:34:08,724 All that stuff about controlling and subduing is probably fine, 376 00:34:08,827 --> 00:34:10,727 but it's easier not to, 377 00:34:10,829 --> 00:34:14,287 Make the audience do the work, 378 00:34:14,366 --> 00:34:16,834 Then you won't feel so stressed out, 379 00:34:16,901 --> 00:34:20,667 Just say yes, When they come to you - "Yes," 380 00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:24,072 Maybe not so artistic, but it works, 381 00:34:24,175 --> 00:34:29,169 Say yes: But that's improvisational theater, 382 00:34:29,247 --> 00:34:36,449 Like when some jackass gets it into his head he should put on a dress, 383 00:34:36,554 --> 00:34:42,254 and we all have to applaud it, Gambini didn't believe in it, 384 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,559 To him, improvisation was just kowtowing to the parlor drama, 385 00:34:47,665 --> 00:34:52,864 Gambini was one of the first to see through lbsen, lbsen was a moron: 386 00:34:52,937 --> 00:34:56,703 Too prim to grab disaster by the throat, 387 00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:00,410 Why not go straight to soap? 388 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:03,936 With all its sentimentality and fucking clich�s, 389 00:35:04,048 --> 00:35:08,815 "This is not adieu, but au revoir:" Or shit like that, It's bull, 390 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,617 - It's bull, Bull, - Sure, 391 00:35:15,427 --> 00:35:18,157 Calm down, 392 00:35:18,263 --> 00:35:23,758 I'm sorry, You know best, It's your character and idea, 393 00:35:23,835 --> 00:35:27,566 And the idea is God, Even Hitler's, 394 00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:32,633 If you want improvisation and group theater, I'll give it to you, 395 00:35:32,744 --> 00:35:36,578 I'll say yes, until you choke on it, 396 00:35:37,949 --> 00:35:42,784 But not to Jokumsen, He has had a legitimate complaint for six years, 397 00:35:42,854 --> 00:35:47,484 - Why didn't he come six years ago? - He did, 398 00:35:47,592 --> 00:35:51,722 But the boss of it all wasn't in that day, 399 00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:57,800 - Oh, I see, - And about those IT terms? 400 00:35:57,902 --> 00:36:02,430 When they say "outsourcing," they mean "offshoring," 401 00:36:02,507 --> 00:36:04,873 Piece of cake, 402 00:36:12,183 --> 00:36:16,779 The cLib module performance issues are more extensive than we thought, 403 00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:19,949 Bottlenecks throughout the system, 404 00:36:20,024 --> 00:36:23,824 We should put far more validations client-side, 405 00:36:23,895 --> 00:36:29,265 Outsourcing is very tempting, but as the cLib module,,, 406 00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:31,393 Excuse me, 407 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:35,462 You mean offshoring, 408 00:36:39,177 --> 00:36:43,170 You said outsourcing, but you mean offshoring, 409 00:36:43,915 --> 00:36:47,009 Of course, Thank you, Svend, 410 00:36:50,855 --> 00:36:56,521 What does the boss of it all say? Do Nalle and Mette get a green light? 411 00:36:56,594 --> 00:37:01,531 - You mean yes or no? - I think I can answer that, 412 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:05,433 We all can, "A third cheaper and we go ahead," 413 00:37:06,905 --> 00:37:10,966 - Is Nalle right in his assumption? - Yes, 414 00:37:13,077 --> 00:37:16,069 The boss of it all has spoken, 415 00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:19,274 You just had to take Nalle down a peg, 416 00:37:20,885 --> 00:37:26,448 Rap his knuckles with everyone watching, You're a real bastard, 417 00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:28,787 Yes, 418 00:37:33,431 --> 00:37:36,730 Upsy-daisy, And a big hug, 419 00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:42,535 Cute, right? Like a little baby, No, wait, babies mean procreation, 420 00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:46,543 and that entails screwing members of the opposite sex, 421 00:37:53,918 --> 00:37:59,550 If you have any questions or requests of me, 422 00:38:00,592 --> 00:38:03,083 then the answer might be yes, 423 00:38:04,462 --> 00:38:08,865 Is there anything I can say? Or that anyone can say? 424 00:38:10,101 --> 00:38:13,366 They might say yes, 425 00:38:14,606 --> 00:38:17,541 Or yes, yes, yes, 426 00:38:24,649 --> 00:38:28,813 - I've had it, Svend, You read me? - Yes, 427 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,583 You better: All your gay crap, 428 00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:37,185 - I know when a man lusts after me, - Yes, 429 00:38:37,295 --> 00:38:41,254 - You're such a tease, - Yes, 430 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:48,439 All those emails, "Be nice to Ravn, Lise, Take care of Ravn," 431 00:38:48,506 --> 00:38:51,839 - They were meant to get me going, - Yes, 432 00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:57,779 That faggy farce is all very well, but there are better fish to fry, 433 00:38:58,883 --> 00:39:01,613 - Fine by me, - Yes, 434 00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:06,688 - As long as you're in control, right? - Yes, 435 00:39:09,661 --> 00:39:13,153 Right here, right now, The sooner the better, 436 00:39:15,299 --> 00:39:18,359 - You male chauvinist pig, - Yes, 437 00:39:19,837 --> 00:39:25,366 There will be no fucking till you get a proper blow-job, 438 00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:40,150 And now, over the desk I go, That's just the way it is, 439 00:39:40,224 --> 00:39:42,522 - Yes, - Right? 440 00:39:43,528 --> 00:39:48,522 You like it best when I have no say in the matter, 441 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:03,246 Don't let it confuse you, but I have two holes, 442 00:40:04,582 --> 00:40:06,174 - Yes, - Right, 443 00:40:11,122 --> 00:40:14,990 So that's why they call you the boss of it all, 444 00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:21,665 - You are a bastard, - Yes, 445 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:25,325 - Yes, - Yes, yes, yes, 446 00:40:25,403 --> 00:40:28,099 Is that all you can say? : 447 00:40:31,008 --> 00:40:36,446 - Are you familiar with Gambini? - Who? 448 00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:49,384 You look tired, 449 00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:54,762 I told Jokumsen he couldn't see you today, 450 00:40:54,832 --> 00:40:58,962 I told him to try again next week, Hope that's all right, 451 00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:04,372 - That's fine, 'cause I won't be here, - Are you leaving again? 452 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:11,241 By the way, thanks for all your greetings from round the world, 453 00:41:11,949 --> 00:41:14,247 They meant a lot to me, 454 00:41:15,686 --> 00:41:18,814 And I've replied to all of them, 455 00:41:20,158 --> 00:41:22,251 Apart from one, 456 00:41:24,262 --> 00:41:25,957 Yes, 457 00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,123 Yes, that's right, 458 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:32,235 There was one you didn't reply to, 459 00:41:33,237 --> 00:41:35,137 Why didn't you? 460 00:41:36,274 --> 00:41:40,108 - You want to talk about it now? - I'm here now, 461 00:41:40,178 --> 00:41:42,271 That's true, 462 00:41:46,017 --> 00:41:50,147 You're always making jokes about everything, 463 00:41:50,221 --> 00:41:57,286 Sometimes it confuses me, I can't tell if you are joking, 464 00:41:57,361 --> 00:42:00,330 Why would you think it was a joke? 465 00:42:01,532 --> 00:42:04,626 It could hardly be anything else, 466 00:42:06,204 --> 00:42:10,470 If it hadn't been a joke, what would you have said? 467 00:42:13,878 --> 00:42:17,006 I think you know, 468 00:42:17,081 --> 00:42:20,573 No, That's why I am asking, 469 00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,915 - If it wasn't a joke,,, - Yes, 470 00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:27,715 ,,, I would have said yes, 471 00:42:28,726 --> 00:42:32,492 That's nuts, seeing as we hardly know each other, 472 00:42:40,571 --> 00:42:43,904 You don't seem thrilled about my yes, 473 00:42:46,277 --> 00:42:49,007 Sorry, How stupid of me, 474 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:52,372 This is embarrassing, 475 00:42:53,751 --> 00:42:56,049 That's why I didn't reply, 476 00:42:57,054 --> 00:42:59,887 Of course it was a joke, 477 00:43:00,925 --> 00:43:03,723 Yes, and it's funny, 478 00:43:03,794 --> 00:43:07,093 I'm so stupid, I thought you meant it, 479 00:43:07,198 --> 00:43:09,689 Sorry, I'm going all red, 480 00:43:10,902 --> 00:43:13,200 I think that,,, 481 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,570 it's great that you would have said yes, 482 00:43:21,412 --> 00:43:26,281 Not everyone would, I respect you for it, 483 00:43:26,384 --> 00:43:32,550 My goodness, Great, Can we just forget about it? 484 00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:37,993 I can't believe I was so ambiguous that you were in doubt, 485 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:42,060 It's not like me, It's not in character, 486 00:43:42,133 --> 00:43:46,729 Sometimes we ask questions in jest that we'd like an answer to, 487 00:43:46,804 --> 00:43:49,204 in case we ever ask for real, 488 00:43:50,074 --> 00:43:54,670 I just thought there were real feelings there, 489 00:43:54,779 --> 00:43:56,838 Come on: 490 00:43:58,149 --> 00:44:02,609 You think I'd cover my bets like that? 491 00:44:02,687 --> 00:44:06,316 And fish for an answer out of fear? 492 00:44:06,424 --> 00:44:11,123 Does that sound like the boss of it all? 493 00:44:11,228 --> 00:44:15,790 A man is a man, a word is a word, and a boss is a goddamn boss, 494 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:19,700 I didn't build an empire by farting around like that, 495 00:44:19,804 --> 00:44:23,001 Heidi A, I remember that mail clearly, 496 00:44:23,107 --> 00:44:27,840 If you ask me whether I meant it, the answer is yes, 497 00:44:27,945 --> 00:44:31,176 And the question still stands, 498 00:44:31,282 --> 00:44:33,011 - Damn right: - Oh, 499 00:44:33,117 --> 00:44:34,709 "Oh" is right, 500 00:44:34,819 --> 00:44:38,516 - I'm so happy, - If you're happy, I'm happy, 501 00:44:38,622 --> 00:44:42,114 It wasn't just to keep me from quitting? 502 00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:47,153 Of course not, What does that have to do with it? 503 00:44:47,231 --> 00:44:51,531 And I didn't quit, I stayed with you, 504 00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:57,664 - You did, - Mainly because of your email, 505 00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:05,305 Yes, and I think it's time to knock off, even for the boss, 506 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:11,882 I'm glad we got that little matter sorted to our mutual satisfaction, 507 00:45:14,592 --> 00:45:18,995 You look like something is bugging you again, 508 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:27,428 - Everything will be fine, - I'm just so happy you meant it, 509 00:45:27,538 --> 00:45:31,907 Especially considering how little you know about me, 510 00:45:32,009 --> 00:45:36,070 Isn't there anything you'd like to ask me? 511 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:39,206 Of course there is, Heidi A, 512 00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,712 What does the A stand for? Not that it matters, 513 00:45:45,790 --> 00:45:49,556 No, because now it'll be Heidi E, 514 00:45:51,529 --> 00:45:54,020 Heidi Eckersberg, 515 00:45:57,868 --> 00:45:59,927 All right, then, 516 00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:12,105 Oh, no! Just as things were working out. Why this break? 517 00:46:12,216 --> 00:46:16,209 Not to mention this primitive, pointless Z O O M? 518 00:46:16,287 --> 00:46:20,018 I declare, no comedy without breaks. 519 00:46:20,091 --> 00:46:23,891 Vitamins must be injected, however reluctant we are. 520 00:46:23,961 --> 00:46:26,987 And who likes being the doctor with his syringe, 521 00:46:27,098 --> 00:46:32,365 interrupting a child's play? You're right. Yours truly. 522 00:46:32,436 --> 00:46:38,466 And I hereby feel obliged to introduce a new character. 523 00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:51,478 The boss is horny as hell, 524 00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:55,855 There's probably still a slight trace 525 00:46:56,927 --> 00:46:59,589 of homophilia in his dong, 526 00:46:59,663 --> 00:47:03,429 The boss will be right with you, 527 00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:09,531 How was the cred in that line, toots? 528 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,006 Not bad, "toots," 529 00:47:12,109 --> 00:47:17,342 - Kisser: You don't work with IT, - The same goes for you, 530 00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:21,676 I don't remember you looking this happy, 531 00:47:21,785 --> 00:47:25,516 But we were only married for 5 years, Or was it 50? 532 00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:33,791 Were you ever happy? Yes, when drooling over that Gambini jerk, 533 00:47:33,864 --> 00:47:38,130 A hoax nobody's ever heard of, 534 00:47:38,202 --> 00:47:42,798 A hoax in seven-league boots, With Gambini, disaster has already struck, 535 00:47:42,873 --> 00:47:50,041 A one-act play, three hours long: The Chimney Sweep's Monologue: 536 00:47:50,147 --> 00:47:55,210 Too much Christmas Carol for my taste, 537 00:47:55,319 --> 00:48:00,814 - No wonder I couldn't stand you, - I couldn't stand you, either, 538 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,688 - Why not? - Peanuts, 539 00:48:07,164 --> 00:48:12,192 You ate them with the shells on, They only do that in cartoons, 540 00:48:12,269 --> 00:48:18,902 It drove me crazy: I bet you're here to get something, 541 00:48:19,009 --> 00:48:22,911 - Come to win me back? - I don't want you back, 542 00:48:23,013 --> 00:48:27,780 For something else, then, You're so damned efficient, 543 00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:34,715 I bet you graduated even before you started, And got promoted, 544 00:48:34,792 --> 00:48:38,523 I'm Finnur Sigurdsson's attorney, 545 00:48:38,596 --> 00:48:40,291 Wow, capitalism: 546 00:48:41,665 --> 00:48:45,761 Weren't you going to use your degree to fight it? 547 00:48:45,869 --> 00:48:48,133 Yes, I believe I was, 548 00:48:49,273 --> 00:48:52,208 Finnur mentioned me, but you forgot, 549 00:48:52,276 --> 00:48:58,237 Life is a dogma film, It's hard to hear, but the words are still important, 550 00:48:58,315 --> 00:49:02,274 I'm here to assess the likelihood of the president's presence tomorrow, 551 00:49:02,386 --> 00:49:06,447 at the sales talks with my client, 552 00:49:06,557 --> 00:49:10,926 So far, I have my doubts, All I know is you're not him, 553 00:49:11,028 --> 00:49:14,725 Why couldn't I? Why couldn't I be the boss of it all? 554 00:49:14,798 --> 00:49:18,825 Like the chimney sweep from The Town without Chimneys? 555 00:49:18,936 --> 00:49:24,135 - Always with soot on his forehead, - Maybe you were wrong, 556 00:49:25,609 --> 00:49:29,636 Maybe there is more to me than you saw back then, 557 00:49:29,747 --> 00:49:31,806 Yes, 558 00:49:34,485 --> 00:49:38,012 - But there isn't, is there? - No, 559 00:49:40,457 --> 00:49:44,018 Not according to what they teach at law school, 560 00:49:44,128 --> 00:49:46,995 What we learnt was more tangible, 561 00:49:47,097 --> 00:49:51,090 Is that really the president, or isn't he the president? 562 00:49:51,168 --> 00:49:54,262 All right, I'm a stand-in, 563 00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:58,798 My lips are sealed, I signed a non-disclosure agreement, 564 00:49:58,909 --> 00:50:01,810 A non-disclosure with old Ravn? 565 00:50:01,912 --> 00:50:04,176 Dammit, Kristoffer: 566 00:50:06,116 --> 00:50:11,053 He's really got you by the balls, He's a whiz with contracts, 567 00:50:12,456 --> 00:50:15,789 Are you going to blow the whistle on me? 568 00:50:15,859 --> 00:50:22,321 Then I'd have done it ten years ago when you started acting,,, toots, 569 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:27,330 - But I see you love the part, - I am good at it, 570 00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:33,172 Seems so, And parts for you don't exactly grow on trees, 571 00:50:33,277 --> 00:50:37,213 And it goes against your convictions to check things thoroughly, 572 00:50:37,314 --> 00:50:43,310 - All you want is attention, - I keep these IT nerds in check, 573 00:50:43,387 --> 00:50:48,188 So that the rightful owner can do business, 574 00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:53,992 In law we say, "Too stupid for words," And that's you, if you believe Ravn, 575 00:50:54,064 --> 00:50:57,363 Ravn is all right, We get along fine, 576 00:50:57,434 --> 00:51:02,371 He loves his staff, but lacks the strength to be the boss, 577 00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,998 He's a wuss, but not malicious, 578 00:51:05,075 --> 00:51:10,570 Not unless he exploits the system to drive his staff to the utmost, 579 00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:17,109 By blaming all the shit on this boss you can appear likable and noble, 580 00:51:17,221 --> 00:51:21,715 - Why do you care? - I don't, 581 00:51:23,894 --> 00:51:27,990 But once I saw a shred of decency in you, 582 00:51:28,065 --> 00:51:32,365 You're not as bad as you'd like to be, Kristoffer, 583 00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:36,998 You almost looked like you considered the moral aspects, 584 00:51:37,074 --> 00:51:42,171 All of Ravn's dealings benefit the company 585 00:51:42,246 --> 00:51:47,650 and thereby his staff, This is a good deal for their beloved workplace, 586 00:51:47,751 --> 00:51:52,950 Possibly, And since Ravn is as noble as you perceive him to be, 587 00:51:53,056 --> 00:51:58,255 I'm sure he has told his staff that their beloved workplace 588 00:51:58,362 --> 00:52:01,627 is the subject of tomorrow's deal, 589 00:52:03,801 --> 00:52:09,967 - Is Ravn selling the company? - Yes, Simple as that, 590 00:52:18,682 --> 00:52:24,143 No, you didn't, You didn't manipulate me, 591 00:52:24,254 --> 00:52:28,054 You've been quite the gentleman, 592 00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:34,121 Even when I almost quit to work for our worst competitor, 593 00:52:35,132 --> 00:52:38,499 You've laid into Ravn a few times, 594 00:52:38,602 --> 00:52:42,936 He's looked a bit sad after a phone call from you, 595 00:52:43,006 --> 00:52:44,803 Well,,, 596 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:49,005 I have to pop down,,, 597 00:52:49,112 --> 00:52:51,512 to make some copies, 598 00:52:51,615 --> 00:52:54,482 Does anyone else feel manipulated? 599 00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:58,681 Not me, but Gorm does, 600 00:52:58,789 --> 00:53:01,724 That was a serious blow, 601 00:53:01,825 --> 00:53:06,524 He took it hard when you overruled him on the Brooker platform issue, 602 00:53:06,630 --> 00:53:10,532 He'd spent two years on the other platform, 603 00:53:10,634 --> 00:53:16,470 How can you even dictate things concerning the Brooker? It's ours, 604 00:53:17,641 --> 00:53:21,509 Not me, but Nalle does, You were out of line, 605 00:53:21,612 --> 00:53:24,410 You told him he never came prepared, 606 00:53:24,515 --> 00:53:28,849 Then everyone started in on him, You knew he'd snap, 607 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:34,150 Hi, Can I ask you a question in English? 608 00:53:34,224 --> 00:53:35,191 Danish, 609 00:53:35,259 --> 00:53:37,591 - Let's do it in English, - No, Danish, 610 00:53:40,397 --> 00:53:45,164 You took away his Danish lessons so he couldn't gossip in the corridors, 611 00:53:45,235 --> 00:53:51,231 - Couldn't he just gossip in English? - Sure, but he didn't want to, 612 00:53:51,341 --> 00:53:56,244 And me,,, Not apart from making me see to Ravn, 613 00:53:56,346 --> 00:53:59,042 But that didn't benefit you, 614 00:54:00,717 --> 00:54:05,586 - What about Ravn? - Our cuddly teddy bear? 615 00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:10,353 You can't help loving him, Although he's pathetic at times, 616 00:54:11,228 --> 00:54:17,030 Maybe I shouldn't mention it, but his personal finances are a mess, 617 00:54:18,802 --> 00:54:22,863 - How do you know? - He said so, 618 00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:28,344 Mostly at first, Then we discussed it and decided to lend him 25,000 each, 619 00:54:28,412 --> 00:54:31,904 Not that it helped, 620 00:54:31,982 --> 00:54:36,214 - Why not? - He hasn't paid us back yet, 621 00:54:38,288 --> 00:54:43,248 - And there's Poor Mette, - Yeah, 622 00:54:43,327 --> 00:54:47,627 You know what happened after you sacked her husband? 623 00:54:47,731 --> 00:54:53,101 - No, I don't think so, - He hung himself, 624 00:54:53,170 --> 00:54:58,073 With a printer cable, He couldn't take being excluded, 625 00:54:58,141 --> 00:55:03,408 He begged to let him come back, Ravn told us about the letters he sent you, 626 00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:10,746 But we had nothing for the guy, 627 00:55:10,821 --> 00:55:14,689 No, that's life, 628 00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:19,490 - And now she's Poor Mette, - Where is she? 629 00:55:19,596 --> 00:55:23,862 In the copy room, I guess, 630 00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:26,936 - Elisabeth, is the copier working? - Yes, 631 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:32,205 There, 632 00:56:25,996 --> 00:56:31,696 It's pure fantasy, There has to be some rumors, 633 00:56:31,768 --> 00:56:36,865 I deserve a bit of goodwill for starting the business, 634 00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:40,341 They didn't stake the 150,000, 635 00:56:40,410 --> 00:56:43,208 That's exactly what they did, 636 00:56:43,313 --> 00:56:48,842 They all lent you money, and you used it to start the company, 637 00:56:51,421 --> 00:56:56,916 - I know it looks a bit shady, - It sure does: 638 00:56:57,027 --> 00:57:03,125 I'm the director, you're just the actor, Ask your character if the pieces fit, 639 00:57:03,233 --> 00:57:07,192 I did, and I'm afraid they do, 640 00:57:08,238 --> 00:57:10,900 If I'm really such an asshole 641 00:57:11,007 --> 00:57:16,104 they're better off selling, so they're rid of me, 642 00:57:16,213 --> 00:57:20,411 We have to sign the power of attorney, 643 00:57:20,484 --> 00:57:24,648 I've stipulated a minimum price so you can't sell for less, 644 00:57:24,755 --> 00:57:29,317 Kristoffer shouldn't put one over on Svend by selling for a buck, 645 00:57:32,796 --> 00:57:36,596 - Don't I get to keep one? - If you insist, 646 00:57:37,134 --> 00:57:39,762 I'm no better or worse than anyone else, 647 00:57:39,870 --> 00:57:43,465 - I'm not so sure, - I feel so misunderstood, 648 00:57:43,573 --> 00:57:47,270 I give and give, Do I get anything in return? 649 00:57:48,411 --> 00:57:50,971 Rarely, rarely, 650 00:57:51,081 --> 00:57:55,313 254 million, Not exactly peanuts, 651 00:57:56,453 --> 00:57:59,479 Strindberg was misunderstood, too, 652 00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:02,649 People were always talking, 653 00:58:02,759 --> 00:58:06,092 They said he pushed his wife down the stairs, 654 00:58:06,163 --> 00:58:08,859 - And he didn't? - Sure, 655 00:58:08,965 --> 00:58:12,662 But that doesn't make him any less of a writer, 656 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:31,685 The account number is there, too, Very handy, 657 00:58:34,224 --> 00:58:37,193 So our Nordic friends won't have to lug that cash around, 658 00:58:40,897 --> 00:58:45,561 It's not the account number, It's the price, 659 00:58:46,203 --> 00:58:49,297 That should more than cover it, 660 00:58:52,209 --> 00:58:57,169 That's the estimated value of your company, sir, 661 00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,738 Shall we sign? 662 00:59:03,153 --> 00:59:05,314 There,,, 663 00:59:05,388 --> 00:59:08,824 May I draw your attention to 664 00:59:08,892 --> 00:59:12,885 a couple of places where I've simplified the text? 665 00:59:15,165 --> 00:59:18,498 The clause about the staff not staying on, 666 00:59:18,568 --> 00:59:21,332 Fine, I trust you completely, 667 00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:27,973 The staff will stay on, right? 668 00:59:29,079 --> 00:59:32,014 That's not what we agreed, 669 00:59:37,721 --> 00:59:43,023 We're not getting stuck with a bunch of fucking Danes, 670 00:59:43,093 --> 00:59:47,587 Mr, Ravn is the only employee who will stay on, 671 00:59:52,369 --> 00:59:55,634 I also took out a couple of commas 672 00:59:55,739 --> 01:00:00,870 on the transfer of the Brooker 5 patent from its owner, Mr, Ravn, 673 01:00:09,319 --> 01:00:13,881 What do the other rights holders get? 674 01:00:15,659 --> 01:00:17,627 Nothing, 675 01:00:18,962 --> 01:00:22,557 Mr, Ravn has the sole rights, 676 01:00:28,605 --> 01:00:33,133 The six seniors think they have rights, too, 677 01:00:33,243 --> 01:00:36,679 Emotionally, maybe, 678 01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:39,146 But legally, no, 679 01:00:39,249 --> 01:00:43,345 They worked on the program, but that was their job, 680 01:00:43,453 --> 01:00:46,445 Excuse me for a moment, 681 01:00:47,457 --> 01:00:51,416 Some fresh air might be good, 682 01:00:52,228 --> 01:00:57,325 It's all very touching, but you can't change anything, 683 01:00:57,434 --> 01:01:00,631 If I don't sell to Finnur, I'll find another buyer, 684 01:01:00,704 --> 01:01:05,801 And you can't screw me by selling cheaper, Come on, 685 01:01:14,317 --> 01:01:18,651 - Mr, President, - All right, Let's seal the deal, 686 01:01:20,557 --> 01:01:23,025 About time, too, 687 01:01:27,464 --> 01:01:31,560 It's rather sad to have to part with all of this, 688 01:01:32,869 --> 01:01:38,034 But as Mr, Ravn knows, I'm a businessman at heart, 689 01:01:42,979 --> 01:01:46,574 Then let's get down to business, 690 01:01:50,553 --> 01:01:56,014 I have really grown fond of this place, 691 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:07,664 It's been my stage for quite a few years now, 692 01:02:07,737 --> 01:02:13,573 Lovely thoughts, but it's history, We have some contracts to sign, 693 01:02:13,676 --> 01:02:16,975 Thanks, Ravn, Always so helpful, 694 01:02:17,047 --> 01:02:21,006 At your service, Sign right there, 695 01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:25,851 I'll move my finger so you can get on with it, 696 01:02:25,922 --> 01:02:31,224 Don't you agree, Mr, Finnur? Mr, Ravn is very helpful, 697 01:02:35,865 --> 01:02:39,801 I don't share your soppy Danish sentimentality, 698 01:02:42,539 --> 01:02:46,441 All that's left is to sign, 699 01:02:48,511 --> 01:02:53,107 A note to the lawyer who typed up the contract, 700 01:02:53,216 --> 01:03:00,384 Putting the page number in the middle of the wording is a bad idea, 701 01:03:00,457 --> 01:03:06,054 I don't know how you do things in Iceland,,, 702 01:03:07,464 --> 01:03:12,401 It's not the page number, It's the purchase price, 703 01:03:20,343 --> 01:03:26,373 My copy states the ridiculous sum of 254 million, 704 01:03:37,293 --> 01:03:40,456 That's what we agreed on, for fuck's sake, 705 01:03:40,563 --> 01:03:45,660 I can't sell my life's work for that, Surely you understand, 706 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:55,969 How much does the president want for his company? 707 01:03:58,181 --> 01:04:03,278 - More than that, - How much more? 708 01:04:06,389 --> 01:04:08,949 50 cents, 709 01:04:13,930 --> 01:04:16,728 It's purely symbolic, 710 01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:21,133 As a businessman, I like to feel I have profited, 711 01:04:23,706 --> 01:04:28,507 We talk of free will, but we heed the machine within, 712 01:04:32,882 --> 01:04:36,215 The machine that wants gold, 713 01:04:36,319 --> 01:04:40,415 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 714 01:04:40,523 --> 01:04:42,252 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 715 01:04:42,492 --> 01:04:44,084 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 716 01:04:44,327 --> 01:04:45,487 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 717 01:04:45,562 --> 01:04:47,291 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 718 01:04:47,497 --> 01:04:49,556 Ticktock, ticktock,,, 719 01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:53,966 Sometimes a mere crumb can satisfy the hunger, 720 01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:59,706 We'll have to retype the contracts, 721 01:04:59,809 --> 01:05:03,540 We can amend them by hand, 722 01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:14,452 I know it's a businessman's argument, 723 01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:19,187 But, if I can get 50 cents more,,, 724 01:05:19,262 --> 01:05:22,959 then I can get 50 million, 725 01:05:25,935 --> 01:05:27,994 Mr, Finnur? 726 01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,299 Finnur: 727 01:05:58,134 --> 01:06:01,501 There it is: 728 01:06:01,604 --> 01:06:06,268 The Town without Chimneys, It's been there all the time, 729 01:06:06,376 --> 01:06:09,641 Everything comes together for an instant 730 01:06:09,746 --> 01:06:14,240 only to be blown to bits in a Gambinian explosion, 731 01:06:21,658 --> 01:06:28,188 Sadly, the oft-mentioned Gambini did not pen our little comedy. 732 01:06:28,298 --> 01:06:34,760 His contempt would have distorted the genre beyond recognition. 733 01:06:34,837 --> 01:06:37,965 No, I obey the laws of the genre. 734 01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:44,173 However beautiful the sight of two men asking nothing of each other, 735 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:48,307 we know there are men who demand things of each other. 736 01:06:48,384 --> 01:06:53,879 And these demands must be met before we can leave the cinema 737 01:06:53,990 --> 01:06:59,121 and with a clear conscience forget everything we've seen. 738 01:06:59,195 --> 01:07:03,325 - Why the fuck didn't you sign? : - Shh, 739 01:07:03,433 --> 01:07:05,492 I understand your question, 740 01:07:05,568 --> 01:07:09,129 Oh, really? It's a lot of money, 741 01:07:09,205 --> 01:07:12,333 You piss me off: 742 01:07:21,851 --> 01:07:26,311 - I'm sick of your moods, - You're firing them, 743 01:07:26,389 --> 01:07:30,553 You neglected to say that, You're robbing them blind, 744 01:07:30,660 --> 01:07:36,428 Brooker 5, whatever that is, You piss me off, 745 01:07:41,471 --> 01:07:44,998 You're the company lawyer and their friend, 746 01:07:45,074 --> 01:07:48,805 You should have told them they needed contracts, 747 01:07:48,878 --> 01:07:51,574 They don't even suspect they're losing their jobs, 748 01:07:54,917 --> 01:07:58,250 - It's a bit harsh, - No shit, 749 01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:04,719 Let's just finish the deal, 750 01:08:04,794 --> 01:08:09,288 That was the whole idea, but I'm willing to make a trade-off, 751 01:08:09,399 --> 01:08:13,426 Confess: Tell them you're sacking them, 752 01:08:13,536 --> 01:08:16,266 - I promise, - I don't trust you, 753 01:08:16,372 --> 01:08:20,001 All you've done is trick me, 754 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:30,449 Sign this promise, confessing you're firing them and taking their rights, 755 01:08:30,553 --> 01:08:33,613 I have done what I could, 756 01:08:33,723 --> 01:08:37,159 I'm not thrilled about signing something, 757 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:43,165 The idea is God, You said so yourself, Even if Hitler was the writer, 758 01:08:43,266 --> 01:08:47,566 At the time, I didn't know the writer was Hitler, 759 01:08:47,637 --> 01:08:51,129 If you're serious about confessing, then sign it, 760 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:57,145 And a maximum price, to stop you pulling these stunts, 761 01:08:57,246 --> 01:09:00,738 Shut up down there: 762 01:09:21,571 --> 01:09:25,803 Today,,, is a very grave day, 763 01:09:29,512 --> 01:09:35,348 I have decided to tell you something 764 01:09:35,451 --> 01:09:38,511 I should have told you ages ago, 765 01:09:45,228 --> 01:09:47,355 I can't do this,,, 766 01:09:47,463 --> 01:09:52,526 - You don't have to say it, - Let him get on with it, 767 01:09:54,637 --> 01:09:56,867 Yes, I do, 768 01:10:03,312 --> 01:10:06,941 Who never lets us down? 769 01:10:08,217 --> 01:10:09,844 Ravn 770 01:10:10,219 --> 01:10:13,677 In whose arms do we drown? 771 01:10:14,390 --> 01:10:15,584 Ravn's 772 01:10:15,691 --> 01:10:20,185 Who deserves the crown? 773 01:10:20,263 --> 01:10:24,029 Ravn, Ravn, Ravn,,, 774 01:10:28,504 --> 01:10:32,338 You're all so sweet, It just makes it worse, 775 01:10:32,408 --> 01:10:35,969 If it's really important, just get it over with, 776 01:10:36,045 --> 01:10:42,609 - You'll be angry, - We'll be angrier if you don't, 777 01:10:42,718 --> 01:10:46,916 I've been planning something, 778 01:10:47,023 --> 01:10:50,424 What have you been planning? 779 01:10:53,863 --> 01:10:59,859 - To fire all six of you, - Excuse me? 780 01:11:02,271 --> 01:11:08,267 To fire you without any compensation for Brooker 5, 781 01:11:12,648 --> 01:11:15,276 That's quite a plan, 782 01:11:17,653 --> 01:11:21,089 Dammit, Ravn, 783 01:11:21,157 --> 01:11:23,284 - Dammit, Ravn, - Dammit, 784 01:11:23,392 --> 01:11:26,225 - Ravn, dammit, - Dammit, 785 01:11:26,295 --> 01:11:29,753 Dammit, Ravn: 786 01:11:29,865 --> 01:11:32,891 Holy shit, 787 01:11:35,538 --> 01:11:41,602 May I pose a question before we all attack Ravn? 788 01:11:41,711 --> 01:11:46,478 Why did you plan this, Ravn? Why fire us? 789 01:11:47,049 --> 01:11:50,610 - Why cheat us out of Brooker 5? - Because,,, 790 01:11:50,686 --> 01:11:52,984 Yes,,,? 791 01:11:53,089 --> 01:11:55,956 Because,,, 792 01:12:01,263 --> 01:12:04,960 The boss of it all said so, 793 01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:20,344 I should've known, 794 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:25,680 He didn't even have the guts to tell us himself, 795 01:12:34,497 --> 01:12:37,728 - Autumn is muggy, - Gorm,,, 796 01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:42,133 - Autumn is muggy, - Stop it, 797 01:12:42,204 --> 01:12:47,369 Autumn is fucking muggy: 798 01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:50,705 Gorm: Stop it: 799 01:13:01,991 --> 01:13:07,520 I didn't have the guts after all, They've got memories like,,, 800 01:13:07,596 --> 01:13:11,760 like,,, like,,, 801 01:13:11,867 --> 01:13:15,064 Elephants? 802 01:13:18,074 --> 01:13:23,569 Yes, I lie awake at night, I see their eyes before me, 803 01:13:23,679 --> 01:13:29,117 Forgiveness, you say: They'll never forgive me, 804 01:13:29,218 --> 01:13:31,880 Poor Mette is the worst, 805 01:13:31,954 --> 01:13:35,685 Nothing I say is good enough for that girl, 806 01:13:35,758 --> 01:13:38,386 I'm such a wuss: 807 01:13:38,461 --> 01:13:44,093 They can't forgive you if you don't confess, We had a contract, 808 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:49,035 "I promise to confess," 809 01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:54,176 - Who signed? - I confessed to my plan, 810 01:13:54,243 --> 01:13:59,078 And told them that I forced you: That's not a confession, 811 01:13:59,181 --> 01:14:04,551 - That's not what I meant, - Why didn't the contract say so? 812 01:14:05,788 --> 01:14:11,055 Unfortunately for you, law is an extremely exact science, 813 01:14:11,127 --> 01:14:14,619 And therefore I demand 814 01:14:14,730 --> 01:14:19,224 that you honor the contracts you have signed, and sell, 815 01:14:19,301 --> 01:14:22,270 I've set up one last meeting with Finnur, 816 01:14:22,338 --> 01:14:26,638 You don't want to show your face at work, 817 01:14:26,742 --> 01:14:30,200 So I've told them you're in the States 818 01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:32,975 until the day of the signing, 819 01:14:46,195 --> 01:14:51,326 Hi, It's me, We have to meet, On neutral ground, 820 01:15:02,978 --> 01:15:04,070 Mm: 821 01:15:05,481 --> 01:15:11,477 Legally, you can't touch him, He's got you, You have to sell, 822 01:15:11,554 --> 01:15:16,958 - It's a total downer, - Yes, 823 01:15:17,026 --> 01:15:20,291 But he almost confessed, right? 824 01:15:20,362 --> 01:15:25,527 You have a knack for deliberate mental cruelty, 825 01:15:25,634 --> 01:15:27,898 You're right, 826 01:15:28,003 --> 01:15:32,463 But I'm better at being irritating on an intuitive level, 827 01:15:32,541 --> 01:15:34,839 What's his greatest fear? 828 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:40,680 Not being loved, That's what it's all about, 829 01:15:40,749 --> 01:15:46,312 He wants to be the big, cuddly teddy, otherwise he loses it, 830 01:15:46,388 --> 01:15:51,052 Take his place as the cuddly teddy bear, 831 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:54,994 Do what Ravn did, Only better, 832 01:15:59,435 --> 01:16:02,370 Mm: 833 01:16:06,008 --> 01:16:08,067 Good morning, 834 01:16:09,411 --> 01:16:11,845 Hello there, 835 01:16:27,796 --> 01:16:32,165 Do you have room for tiny little me? 836 01:16:35,471 --> 01:16:39,100 Ravn: Won't you join us? 837 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:41,733 The more the merrier, 838 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:44,711 We thought you were in the States, 839 01:16:44,780 --> 01:16:50,480 I was supposed to be, But I can see my valued U, S, buddies any time, 840 01:16:50,586 --> 01:16:55,046 But my most invaluable friends,,, 841 01:16:55,124 --> 01:16:59,117 I have only two more days with, 842 01:16:59,228 --> 01:17:02,789 - Right, Ravn? - Yes, 843 01:17:02,898 --> 01:17:06,265 Two more days in the bosom of the family, 844 01:17:08,003 --> 01:17:11,063 Autumn is a meteorological bombshell, 845 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:16,305 Speaking of bombshells, I have a confession to make, 846 01:17:16,412 --> 01:17:20,849 Things got a bit heated last time, 847 01:17:20,950 --> 01:17:27,583 But when I tell you why I really came, you'll see you were wrong about me, 848 01:17:27,656 --> 01:17:31,422 - You're a bastard, - Quite possibly, 849 01:17:31,493 --> 01:17:33,961 But maybe not the way you think, 850 01:17:34,063 --> 01:17:40,627 I've been withholding information from you, 851 01:17:40,703 --> 01:17:45,333 That makes everything much better, Gee, thanks, we forgive you, 852 01:17:45,441 --> 01:17:51,607 I haven't been acting alone, There has been someone in the wings, 853 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:58,882 This person deserves to be brought out into the light, 854 01:17:58,988 --> 01:18:05,052 It's someone above me, My superior, my boss, 855 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:09,119 - It's getting very technical, - And who might that be? 856 01:18:09,198 --> 01:18:11,359 It is,,, 857 01:18:12,801 --> 01:18:16,567 ,,, the boss of the boss of it all, 858 01:18:21,643 --> 01:18:23,804 Now it's getting really complicated, 859 01:18:23,879 --> 01:18:27,042 Can anybody tell me what this means? 860 01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:29,674 No, 861 01:18:29,752 --> 01:18:33,745 So where is this boss of the boss of it all? 862 01:18:33,856 --> 01:18:37,986 In America, No surprise there, 863 01:18:39,561 --> 01:18:44,260 So you're not the real boss who makes the decisions? 864 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:50,336 I've had to disappoint Jokumsen on that point, too, 865 01:18:50,406 --> 01:18:55,844 All his anger and reproaches must, like yours, 866 01:18:55,911 --> 01:18:58,709 find a new target, 867 01:19:01,183 --> 01:19:03,549 I'm glad to hear it, 868 01:19:10,225 --> 01:19:14,685 You're all right, Svend, I could tell right away, 869 01:19:14,763 --> 01:19:19,063 We hicks have to know these things, 870 01:19:19,134 --> 01:19:24,538 As the boss' representative, 871 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:30,545 allow me to apologize for the Brooker platform business, 872 01:19:30,612 --> 01:19:34,878 Because you were right all along, 873 01:19:36,819 --> 01:19:39,117 You can't help loving him, right? 874 01:19:42,124 --> 01:19:45,890 And to raise our spirits even more,,, 875 01:19:45,961 --> 01:19:50,898 The staff outing to Kullen is set for tomorrow, 876 01:19:50,966 --> 01:19:55,130 - Great: - Let's have one fun day together, 877 01:19:55,237 --> 01:19:58,832 How about a big group hug? Come on, Ravn: 878 01:20:08,317 --> 01:20:13,584 - Come on, Mette: - Go, Poor Mette,,, : 879 01:20:25,434 --> 01:20:28,426 What are you hoping to achieve? 880 01:20:28,504 --> 01:20:31,371 Nothing, We're just having fun, 881 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:35,836 Right here: 882 01:20:35,944 --> 01:20:41,507 Palnatoke bragged to Harald Bluetooth about how great a skier he was, 883 01:20:41,617 --> 01:20:46,953 "If you're that great, ski down the Kullen from here," 884 01:20:47,022 --> 01:20:50,856 - And he did, right here, - Then what? 885 01:20:50,959 --> 01:20:56,454 - Eh, I didn't read that far, - A human fault, You're evolving, 886 01:20:56,532 --> 01:21:01,299 And now Palnatoke will demonstrate 887 01:21:01,370 --> 01:21:04,168 his own unique Telemark style: 888 01:21:17,619 --> 01:21:21,055 - Ouch: - What's with your hand? 889 01:21:21,156 --> 01:21:25,183 It's my wrist, It's gone,,, 890 01:21:25,294 --> 01:21:31,130 limp again, I'm afraid it's a relapse, 891 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:35,432 We'll soon fix that, 892 01:21:46,081 --> 01:21:50,848 The most resilient of men 893 01:21:50,919 --> 01:21:53,046 Svend 894 01:21:53,121 --> 01:21:56,648 Our new-found dearest friend 895 01:21:56,725 --> 01:21:58,215 Svend 896 01:21:58,293 --> 01:22:02,559 Eleven out of ten 897 01:22:03,265 --> 01:22:06,792 Svend, Svend, Svend 898 01:22:10,706 --> 01:22:13,231 More brandy, please: 899 01:22:14,876 --> 01:22:20,872 I can't take it anymore, What a bunch of parasites: 900 01:22:23,051 --> 01:22:28,148 I'm telling the boss of the boss of it all, 901 01:22:28,257 --> 01:22:35,060 The way you're wasting his money, You disgust me: 902 01:22:44,139 --> 01:22:47,404 You've found a crack, 903 01:22:47,476 --> 01:22:51,105 He is extremely corny, to put it mildly, 904 01:22:51,179 --> 01:22:55,809 So you need corny theater, You haven't been aiming low enough, 905 01:22:55,917 --> 01:23:00,081 Living-room realism, sentimentality,,, 906 01:23:00,155 --> 01:23:04,785 And clich�s, Clich�s, clich�s, 907 01:23:08,330 --> 01:23:10,798 Are you coming? 908 01:23:12,134 --> 01:23:15,763 It's time, Come on, 909 01:23:27,149 --> 01:23:34,248 - Why are you at the meeting? - Because boss of it all,,, 910 01:23:34,323 --> 01:23:37,656 Because the boss of it all said so, yes, 911 01:23:49,571 --> 01:23:53,803 We'll be in our cars five minutes from now, 912 01:23:56,345 --> 01:24:00,008 - Do we agree this time? - Yes, 913 01:24:03,552 --> 01:24:07,113 - On the price and terms? - Yes, 914 01:24:09,124 --> 01:24:12,059 - Let's just sign, - Yes, 915 01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:18,099 And because everything is settled, allow me to send a message,,, 916 01:24:22,404 --> 01:24:26,932 These dates are all wrong, How embarrassing: 917 01:24:27,042 --> 01:24:29,340 I'll correct them, Sorry, 918 01:24:29,411 --> 01:24:31,504 ,,, a message, 919 01:24:31,580 --> 01:24:35,539 At Aunt Titty and Uncle Carl's wedding anniversary,,, 920 01:24:35,617 --> 01:24:39,348 a collection was made in an old sock, 921 01:24:41,022 --> 01:24:47,188 But here we've been collecting every single day for ten years, 922 01:24:47,262 --> 01:24:50,561 Right here, 923 01:24:50,665 --> 01:24:55,364 The day came for Aunt Titty and Uncle Carl, 924 01:24:55,437 --> 01:24:59,601 as it will for us, when the party is over, 925 01:25:01,410 --> 01:25:07,246 We wake up one morning and put out our hands,,, 926 01:25:08,283 --> 01:25:11,775 ,,, and all we grasp is thin air, 927 01:25:14,756 --> 01:25:17,247 And you, 928 01:25:17,325 --> 01:25:19,725 and me, 929 01:25:19,795 --> 01:25:21,660 and the two of us, 930 01:25:21,763 --> 01:25:26,496 these three people are but a saga, 931 01:25:32,073 --> 01:25:36,737 You, who were once my very life, 932 01:25:36,812 --> 01:25:40,441 and I, who was once yours, 933 01:25:40,549 --> 01:25:44,110 shall never again hold hands, 934 01:25:46,621 --> 01:25:49,749 And to whom is this message addressed? 935 01:25:49,825 --> 01:25:55,627 The man who is always the first to curse himself for his mistakes, 936 01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:59,861 but the first to forgive us ours, 937 01:25:59,968 --> 01:26:04,371 - Who do I mean? - Ravn,,, 938 01:26:04,473 --> 01:26:08,273 - Louder: - Ravn, 939 01:26:08,343 --> 01:26:12,609 You carried us in your heart, Ravn, 940 01:26:14,816 --> 01:26:20,516 You brought us together, You gave generously of your love, 941 01:26:23,658 --> 01:26:26,183 And now you're going away,,, 942 01:26:26,294 --> 01:26:30,060 like bubbles in the bay, 943 01:26:30,165 --> 01:26:35,125 On your way to greater deeds, But one thing we promise, 944 01:26:35,203 --> 01:26:39,401 Whether begging or biting, near or far, 945 01:26:39,508 --> 01:26:42,739 your home will always be 946 01:26:42,844 --> 01:26:47,645 in our hearts, in this green and pleasant land, 947 01:26:49,017 --> 01:26:52,817 Always, You were always there for us, 948 01:26:52,888 --> 01:26:57,018 But, dammit, who was there for you? 949 01:26:57,092 --> 01:27:03,520 And know this, as the swallow twittered beneath the eaves, 950 01:27:03,632 --> 01:27:06,897 this is not adieu, but au revoir: 951 01:27:28,590 --> 01:27:33,550 Thanks for your words, May they be the last, 952 01:27:41,937 --> 01:27:45,737 Thanks for sentimentality so nauseating 953 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:51,073 that no living creature could possibly take it seriously, 954 01:28:05,126 --> 01:28:08,095 Do you have something to say, Mr, Ravn? 955 01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:12,099 Is there anything we have overlooked? 956 01:28:15,403 --> 01:28:18,497 Do tell us, Mr, Ravn, 957 01:28:30,952 --> 01:28:34,945 I'm the boss of it all, 958 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:39,492 I own the company, 959 01:28:41,363 --> 01:28:44,230 I make the decisions, 960 01:28:59,347 --> 01:29:02,077 Gorm is right, 961 01:29:02,150 --> 01:29:05,916 He is right, Autumn is muggy, 962 01:29:05,987 --> 01:29:08,956 Real muggy, 963 01:29:09,024 --> 01:29:11,822 Gaggingly muggy, 964 01:29:25,206 --> 01:29:27,731 I'm sorry, 965 01:29:27,976 --> 01:29:29,841 I'm sorry, 966 01:29:33,048 --> 01:29:36,415 Thank you, Ravn, 967 01:29:41,389 --> 01:29:44,688 Was it really so hard to say? 968 01:29:47,896 --> 01:29:51,957 I always knew you were the boss, 969 01:29:52,033 --> 01:29:56,595 You'd have to be stupid not to see that, 970 01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:02,905 I forgive you, Ravn, 971 01:30:10,819 --> 01:30:13,549 Come on, 972 01:30:13,655 --> 01:30:17,091 On your feet,,, Upsy-daisy, 973 01:30:17,192 --> 01:30:19,251 All the way, 974 01:30:30,371 --> 01:30:33,431 What about that signature? 975 01:30:34,909 --> 01:30:36,740 Are you going to sell, or what? 976 01:30:39,447 --> 01:30:41,881 That might be tricky, 977 01:30:41,950 --> 01:30:46,319 How can Kristoffer sell what's never been his? 978 01:30:48,990 --> 01:30:53,290 No, Mr, Sigurdsson, there will be no sale, 979 01:30:53,394 --> 01:30:58,422 The company is more strongly united than ever, 980 01:30:59,901 --> 01:31:04,304 And more so, when I've put right a few sins of the past, 981 01:31:04,405 --> 01:31:08,136 I have some offshoring to see to, 982 01:31:11,579 --> 01:31:14,946 Outsourcing: 983 01:31:16,951 --> 01:31:22,821 The word is outsourcing, You said offshoring, It's outsourcing, 984 01:31:22,924 --> 01:31:28,123 What you're doing right now is what irritates me the most, 985 01:31:28,196 --> 01:31:30,926 You're forgetting the actor, 986 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,966 You're right, Sorry, 987 01:31:35,036 --> 01:31:38,631 Kristoffer deserves the credit for making me confess, 988 01:31:38,706 --> 01:31:43,370 - Everything's due to you, - That's all very well, 989 01:31:44,979 --> 01:31:47,345 But that's not how it works, 990 01:31:47,448 --> 01:31:51,817 You don't just jump from hell to happily-ever-after, 991 01:31:51,886 --> 01:31:56,846 There are certain formalities that have to be kept, 992 01:31:56,958 --> 01:32:00,291 You're right: 993 01:32:00,361 --> 01:32:04,627 Let's annul these fucking contracts right now, 994 01:32:07,168 --> 01:32:14,165 And now you just waive the power of attorney to sell the firm, 995 01:32:14,242 --> 01:32:17,575 - No, - What? 996 01:32:17,679 --> 01:32:19,977 No, No, no, no, 997 01:32:20,048 --> 01:32:27,386 There are binding commitments you can't annul by the stroke of a pen, 998 01:32:27,488 --> 01:32:31,822 We are no longer interested in a deal 999 01:32:31,893 --> 01:32:38,731 since it's clear that the man with the pen is not the company's legal owner, 1000 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:42,530 From his reading of the sagas my client knows 1001 01:32:42,604 --> 01:32:46,938 that he who deals with stooges deals with nobody, 1002 01:32:54,916 --> 01:33:00,912 Our client just remembered some new scriptures 1003 01:33:01,022 --> 01:33:06,255 that indicate a more modern interpretation, 1004 01:33:06,361 --> 01:33:09,922 More appropriately rendered: 1005 01:33:10,031 --> 01:33:15,025 "He who deals with a man without power of attorney deals with nobody," 1006 01:33:17,105 --> 01:33:21,235 As our client sees it, the man with the pen 1007 01:33:21,309 --> 01:33:27,043 is indeed furnished with power of attorney, and that's fine with him, 1008 01:33:30,485 --> 01:33:35,184 What's going on, Kristoffer? It worked out like you wanted, 1009 01:33:35,256 --> 01:33:38,783 Yeah, more or less, 1010 01:33:38,893 --> 01:33:44,832 - You're not thinking of signing: - It's beyond me, I'm an actor, 1011 01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:49,893 Whether I sign or not is up to my character, 1012 01:33:49,971 --> 01:33:52,838 I'll have to ask him, 1013 01:33:52,941 --> 01:33:55,671 But your character is to blame for all this, 1014 01:33:55,777 --> 01:33:58,405 It's probably just a formality, 1015 01:33:58,479 --> 01:34:01,971 I need space to consult my character, 1016 01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:05,143 After all, he is the boss of it all, 1017 01:34:08,957 --> 01:34:11,255 What's going on? 1018 01:34:11,326 --> 01:34:15,262 He's being contrary, He's an actor, 1019 01:34:15,330 --> 01:34:19,767 He couldn't stand it when Ravn got all the attention, 1020 01:34:19,834 --> 01:34:24,669 He's just putting on a show, now that everyone is looking at him, 1021 01:34:24,772 --> 01:34:27,434 I hope,,, 1022 01:34:41,856 --> 01:34:45,087 No: Hang on a moment, 1023 01:34:50,298 --> 01:34:53,734 I can't make final contact, 1024 01:34:53,835 --> 01:34:58,067 I seem to hear the boss saying something, 1025 01:34:58,172 --> 01:35:02,131 And then it might be the opposite, 1026 01:35:02,210 --> 01:35:05,702 Silence in the back: Shh: 1027 01:35:05,813 --> 01:35:11,183 You have to breathe life into your material, 1028 01:35:11,285 --> 01:35:15,449 What are your character's moral values? 1029 01:35:15,523 --> 01:35:17,718 It's fascinating, 1030 01:35:21,829 --> 01:35:26,596 And let me be completely frank,,, 1031 01:35:27,902 --> 01:35:30,700 I haven't the slightest clue, 1032 01:35:30,805 --> 01:35:37,074 There are sympathies and antipathies, trying to cancel each other out, 1033 01:35:37,178 --> 01:35:40,739 I'll just listen some more, 1034 01:35:49,023 --> 01:35:52,015 I got it, 1035 01:35:59,734 --> 01:36:03,568 Close call, but the sympathy meter needle 1036 01:36:03,638 --> 01:36:08,598 just managed to sway in favor of Ravn and his staff, 1037 01:36:12,447 --> 01:36:16,941 You shitty, shitty, shit-faced Danes, 1038 01:36:17,051 --> 01:36:22,250 With all your damned chatter, You gave us 400 years of torment, 1039 01:36:24,225 --> 01:36:27,490 Is the idiot going to sign or not? 1040 01:36:30,298 --> 01:36:33,461 I abhor the Danish race, 1041 01:36:40,408 --> 01:36:43,900 What was the last thing? 1042 01:36:43,978 --> 01:36:50,440 He said the whole business was absurd, As absurd as,,, 1043 01:36:50,518 --> 01:36:53,453 Gambini, 1044 01:36:53,521 --> 01:36:56,581 Gambini? 1045 01:36:56,657 --> 01:36:59,387 Antonio Stavro Gambini? 1046 01:36:59,460 --> 01:37:03,328 The Hanged Cat, One act, 1969, 1047 01:37:08,369 --> 01:37:10,929 Some say late 1968, 1048 01:37:14,275 --> 01:37:17,176 Oh, shit, 1049 01:38:12,533 --> 01:38:16,401 Forget it, It's Gambini, 1050 01:38:34,422 --> 01:38:38,051 The chimney sweep's monologue, 1051 01:38:43,764 --> 01:38:48,098 And so we reached, on the verge of giving up, 1052 01:38:48,202 --> 01:38:50,568 the end of our comedy. 1053 01:38:50,638 --> 01:38:56,508 Like you, I would like to get home, but I'd like to apologize 1054 01:38:56,577 --> 01:39:01,071 to those who wanted more and those who wanted less. 1055 01:39:01,148 --> 01:39:05,209 Those who got what they came for... deserve it.