1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Movie released by YTS.PE 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,320 ♪ A misty clay 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,211 ♪ In the city of London 4 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,081 ♪ He had me low 5 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,370 ♪ And it depressed me 6 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,369 ♪ I saw the morning 7 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,131 ♪ Mm, with alarm 8 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,169 ♪ The British Museum 9 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,129 ♪ It had lost its charm 10 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,929 ♪ How long did I wonder? 11 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,162 ♪ Could this last? 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,679 ♪ But the age of miracles 13 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,999 ♪ Mm, it hadn't happened 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,924 ♪ Yes, suddenly 15 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,761 ♪ Ooh, baby, I saw you there 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,039 ♪ Through the misty city of London 17 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,169 ♪ The sun was shining 18 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,919 ♪ Everywhere 19 00:01:26,943 --> 00:01:29,443 Movie released on YTS.PE 20 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,409 - Hello, Rob, Steve. -Who is this? 21 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:32,439 -Steve Coogan. 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,759 - Hi how are things? 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,359 - Well, well, how are you? 24 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,200 - Yes ok. 25 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:37,122 Where are you? 26 00:01:37,123 --> 00:01:39,962 - I'm in London, I just arrived returning from filming in New York. 27 00:01:39,963 --> 00:01:42,281 A chef game, it's called Medium Rare. 28 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:43,519 Produced by Martin Scorsese. 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,601 Did you meet him? 30 00:01:44,602 --> 00:01:45,679 - No, I didn't. 31 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,245 - He's great, he's great. 32 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:49,125 Anyway, they want me to advertise 33 00:01:49,126 --> 00:01:50,804 for the launch of the series, 34 00:01:50,805 --> 00:01:53,559 to do a series of restaurant reviews. 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,007 This time, a trip to Spain, for the New York Times. 36 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:59,319 - I know, the observer asked me. 37 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,763 - Okay, then you know. 38 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:03,203 Okay, well, then it's a New York Times-Observer thing. 39 00:02:03,204 --> 00:02:04,611 You know, it's a paid job. 40 00:02:04,612 --> 00:02:07,879 - Mm-hmm, yes. - So, yes, I'm asking you. 41 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,879 if you come with me 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,559 - Yes I will come. 43 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,325 - Good, great, good, my people will be in contact, 44 00:02:19,326 --> 00:02:20,765 with, uh, oh, you. 45 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,644 - Yes, well, you know, Rob won't be here. 46 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:35,799 Rob, Steve is here. 47 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,608 - 'Kay. 48 00:02:36,609 --> 00:02:38,364 - No, because he has a ferry to catch. 49 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:39,919 Where are you? 50 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,479 Well. 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,559 We'll see you when you get here. 52 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,402 Well? 53 00:02:43,403 --> 00:02:44,599 Yes, bye, okay. 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,406 - That's ok? 55 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:46,401 - No, that was the builder. 56 00:02:46,402 --> 00:02:47,759 He's running late. 57 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,119 Right, have you remembered your passport, your wallet, 58 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,531 your phone, - My passport, my wallet, 59 00:02:52,532 --> 00:02:54,443 my phone. - the book you are reading. 60 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:57,879 - I have everything I need to go out 61 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,959 In the dark. 62 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,004 Okay, come on, dad. Going, follow me. 63 00:03:02,005 --> 00:03:03,719 - Dad, you forgot your hat. 64 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,765 - Okay, put it down. - Oh well done. 65 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:05,645 You can give it to him now. 66 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:06,607 I have it? - Bring it to me. 67 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:09,359 - Let's say goodbye. 68 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,879 - Oh. - Good (More. 69 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,722 - Mm, how are you? 70 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:13,039 - Well, do you know Sally? 71 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,005 - Yes, sir, hello, Sally. 72 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:14,967 How are you? - Hello, Steve, yes, good. 73 00:03:14,968 --> 00:03:16,479 How are you? - I'm glad to see you. 74 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,559 - Nice to see you, this is Charlie. 75 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,400 - Oh, hello, Charlie. 76 00:03:18,401 --> 00:03:19,365 I don't think he knows this. 77 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,644 - No, and this, you You remember Chloe, right? 78 00:03:20,645 --> 00:03:21,525 - Yes, of course, of course. 79 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:22,360 Hi Chloe, how are you? 80 00:03:22,361 --> 00:03:23,771 You were a little baby the last time I saw you 81 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:25,203 and you're gone that way. 82 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,839 - That's what happens. 83 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,680 - Yes it is true. 84 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:28,522 - Brought along for a long time of things, right? 85 00:03:28,523 --> 00:03:30,170 - Oh, well, some of this is from Joe. 86 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:31,999 You know, my, uh, my son? 87 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,559 - I remember. 88 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,210 - He comes at the end of the journey. 89 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:37,359 - Give me a kiss. 90 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,119 Oh, who made that noise? 91 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:39,960 - You did it. 92 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:41,761 - I think you did that noise, don't you love? 93 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,439 Charlie Farley, hey. 94 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,521 - Kiss for dad. 95 00:03:46,522 --> 00:03:47,959 - Hello. 96 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:48,959 Thank you so much. 97 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,880 - Goodbye, darling. 98 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:50,722 - Goodbye Dear. 99 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:51,999 - Muah. - I love you. 100 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,806 Have fun. 101 00:03:52,807 --> 00:03:54,004 Enjoy. - Take care of them. 102 00:03:54,005 --> 00:03:55,206 You'll take care of mom, okay? 103 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:56,244 - Yes I will. 104 00:03:56,245 --> 00:03:59,003 - You are going to, You won't, Charlie, will you? 105 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:01,443 Have a nice trip, and, Hey, you take care of him. 106 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,486 - Yes, I will try to bring him back in one piece. 107 00:04:03,487 --> 00:04:04,322 - Yes, please do it. - Okay then. 108 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:08,119 - Have a good trip. - Goodbye, friends. 109 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,879 Goodbye, friends. 110 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,800 - See you tomorrow. 111 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:11,801 - Manchego cheese, said goodbye! 112 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:13,479 - I love you bye! - Bye bye. 113 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Bye bye! 114 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,727 - Are we going to take this ferry? 115 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,959 - Um, well, I would say probably yes. 116 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,479 It's a bit of Danger, I think kind of... 117 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,199 - Oh, here we go, here we go. 118 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,281 - Add a little bit of... - Live your life 119 00:04:31,282 --> 00:04:35,410 on the edge when reaching a ferry a little late 120 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,799 - I have two cabins for you. 121 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,608 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:40,609 --> 00:04:43,442 - A Commodore cabin and a De Luxe cabin. 123 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:45,165 - Okay, which one is the best. 124 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:46,965 - Zee Commodore cabin is the best. 125 00:04:46,966 --> 00:04:49,361 - Oh, great. - Mr. Coogan should have that. 126 00:04:49,362 --> 00:04:51,679 - Oh, Rob. - Commodore Coogan. 127 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,724 - Well. - Thank you. 128 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,243 - Is this the commodore? 129 00:04:54,244 --> 00:04:55,479 - No, zat's zee De Luxe cabin. 130 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,839 - All good. 131 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,762 See you later, Commodore. - Well. 132 00:04:58,763 --> 00:05:01,161 - And there's your key. - Thank you, merci. 133 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:02,719 - See you later. - Pleasant. 134 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,799 - Then I'll show you yours. 135 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,642 - Well. 136 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,119 What did you say your name was? 137 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:06,962 - Oo-ho-har. 138 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:07,999 - Oh-ho-har. 139 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,842 - Oo-ho-har. 140 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:09,919 - Oh-ho-har. 141 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,279 - No, Oo-ho-har. 142 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,606 - Oh-ho-har. - Yes. 143 00:05:12,607 --> 00:05:13,884 Is that enough? 144 00:05:13,885 --> 00:05:14,885 - Yes. 145 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,764 - You are right This being a better way. 146 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,679 This is more romantic 147 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,364 This is more like a trip. 148 00:05:21,365 --> 00:05:22,999 - It is. 149 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,645 And you know which is the most famous ship 150 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:27,246 what he left here was, the most famous ship, should I say? 151 00:05:27,247 --> 00:05:29,079 - Oh, the Mayflower? 152 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,639 - Yes, the Mayflower. 153 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,159 - Pilgrim Fathers? 154 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,599 - Yes. 155 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,090 - Fathers pilgrims for justice, 156 00:05:35,091 --> 00:05:37,919 They tied themselves to that crane, 157 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,839 demanded more breadfruit for your children 158 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,807 - Where they were going. 159 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,365 - They were heading to America. 160 00:05:43,366 --> 00:05:45,119 - Yes, what part of America? 161 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,120 - The coast. 162 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,807 Santander a lot largest city in Cantabria 163 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,689 with a population close to 200,000. 164 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,879 We filmed a lot of Moonraker here. 165 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,999 Tomorrow. 166 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,922 - Good morning. 167 00:06:26,923 --> 00:06:28,439 - Good morning, my friend. 168 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,521 - Good morning, my friend. 169 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,719 - This is impressive. 170 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,519 - This is the way to approach a new country. 171 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,442 - Did you sleep well? 172 00:06:35,443 --> 00:06:38,199 - Yes, like a, like a baby, yes. 173 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,085 - It's charming, isn't it? 174 00:06:39,086 --> 00:06:40,605 - Yes, well, it's him gentle rocking motion 175 00:06:40,606 --> 00:06:43,524 I think you either have legs of the sea or not. 176 00:06:43,525 --> 00:06:47,605 - Santander, the largest city in Cantabria by some margin, 177 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,839 population 200,000. 178 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,119 An elegant and elegant complex 179 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,439 with excellent transport links. 180 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,559 - Reading Lonely Planet? 181 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,439 - Just things I picked up. - Rough guide? 182 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,805 - Things I collected over the years. 183 00:07:01,806 --> 00:07:02,847 I am a sponge 184 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,319 - Yeah, um. - Oh. 185 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,879 - I'm Charles. 186 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,879 Prawns with sea salmon. - Thank you. 187 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,927 - Very fresh. - Thank you. 188 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:18,926 - Thank you so much. 189 00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:20,888 Like mom used to do. 190 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:22,279 - Oh, 191 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,611 - Well ,. 192 00:07:23,612 --> 00:07:25,519 - Thank you, thank you. 193 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,487 What did you say to him? 194 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,285 - I said it's lovely, lovely that his mother did it. 195 00:07:29,286 --> 00:07:30,403 You know, at Leo's. 196 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:31,959 - What's happening in New York? 197 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,802 - I've been seeing Mischa a lot. 198 00:07:32,803 --> 00:07:34,559 Do you remember Mischa? 199 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,164 - The girl you were seeing when we were in Italy? 200 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,366 - Mm-hmm, yes. 201 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,002 - Are you seeing her again? 202 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:43,125 She didn't get it, she got... - Me, I'm in love with her. 203 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,849 - I thought she got married. 204 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,959 - She is married. 205 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,999 - Oh. 206 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,965 - Um, I know, it's not right, 207 00:07:48,966 --> 00:07:50,244 because it is not ideal - Continue, take your time. 208 00:07:50,245 --> 00:07:51,127 Give me details. 209 00:07:51,128 --> 00:07:53,566 - It's not ideal, but we They just crashed into each other. 210 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:56,759 and, uh, and you know, we just, 211 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,724 You could tell it was there. 212 00:07:58,725 --> 00:08:01,121 I smiled, gave him one of my smiles, and... 213 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:03,771 - Well, I mean, you don't. I have to say more. 214 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:06,199 One of those smiles. 215 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:11,079 - So, like an anchovy, she I just got into my network again. 216 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:11,920 - Is it exciting? 217 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:13,522 - It's exciting, but it's not like the first time. 218 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:14,679 It's not like I don't know her. 219 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,001 It's like we've rekindled we had before and it is like this... 220 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,123 - It's still exciting. 221 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,605 - Oh, yes, it is. 222 00:08:19,606 --> 00:08:22,519 - We, you lose the emotion when you are married 223 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,360 I'll tell you. 224 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:24,325 - Yes, well, you can't have everything. 225 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:25,604 The thing is, you can't have everything. 226 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,567 - You can't have everything. - You can't have everything. 227 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,599 - That's my mantra, you You can't have everything. 228 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,442 - Yes. - When people complain 229 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,399 no, yes, make a decision 230 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,528 - Very, I, could not agree More, I couldn't agree more. 231 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,519 - I have a young family. 232 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,245 For a man my age, my children are young. 233 00:08:37,246 --> 00:08:38,799 - Yes, how old is your wife? 234 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,800 - 43. 235 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,320 - Mm-hmm. 236 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,721 You just put those kids in, Did I just squeeze them quickly then? 237 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:44,919 - Yes, yes. 238 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,649 I'm not going completely to Mick Jagger and have them on, 239 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,642 he is having another one at 72. 240 00:08:48,643 --> 00:08:50,559 - Ah, that's difficult then. 241 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,919 - Did you meet him? 242 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,762 - I have. 243 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:54,439 - I was at a party. 244 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:58,126 I was leaving, and I heard from the balcony, 245 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,359 "Rob, Rob." 246 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,408 - Rob, hey, uh, Rob, Rob. 247 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,885 - Only, well, he didn't do everything, 248 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:07,039 and I looked up, and he went, 249 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,559 "Don't throw those damn spears at me." 250 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,559 Did I say what? 251 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,767 He says, "Don't throw" those damn spears against me." 252 00:09:12,768 --> 00:09:14,359 - Yes, uh, no, no. 253 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,245 - He was doing Michael Caine. 254 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,571 - I know, I know, but what you find 255 00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,365 is that he speaks like, sometimes he, 256 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:21,165 so it's like that It's actually quite elegant. 257 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,205 And sometimes it's enough, so that you can say 258 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,601 that he is quite real public school kind of thing 259 00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:30,251 happening, you know, and then he goes so deep like that. 260 00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,959 But, um, but uh, and uh. 261 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,279 You know, you have all that kind of, um, peacock thing. 262 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,639 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 263 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,844 - He was, "Don't throw those damn spears against me." 264 00:09:41,845 --> 00:09:43,682 And I went, oh, you're Michael Caine. 265 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,485 Then I looked at him and said: 266 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,801 I told you before, yeah you are not going to sing, 267 00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:50,451 I don't want to know, now Go back to the other room. 268 00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:55,319 And he wants ah-ah-ah-ah, and He left, I loved him. 269 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,285 But if I had - How was it, huh... 270 00:09:56,286 --> 00:09:57,406 - close conversation with He, I would have said, 271 00:09:57,407 --> 00:10:00,199 What do you do having a child at 72? 272 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,601 - No, you know what, I means, it is not ideal, 273 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,279 but Charlie Chaplin was calling them at 80, 274 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,361 And that's not ideal either. 275 00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:10,081 but we are positively worry-free and worry-free. 276 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,605 We are like teenagers compared to those guys. 277 00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:13,679 - Yes, yes. 278 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,727 - We should enjoy this moment. 279 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:16,399 We are at the sweet spot in our lives. 280 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,240 - Mm-mm-mm-mm. 281 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,127 - We really are. 282 00:10:18,128 --> 00:10:21,039 We're mature, you know. 283 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,879 I'm at my best 284 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,722 That was Miss Jean, 285 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,562 I should play Miss Jean Brodie. 286 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:27,369 There's a lot of gender swapping going on 287 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,959 now in big roles. 288 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,644 I could play Miss Jean Brodie. 289 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,520 - HEY - 290 00:10:42,201 --> 00:10:43,201 - Oh. 291 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,248 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 292 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,406 - You are writing something right now. 293 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:54,481 - Of course yes, yes. 294 00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:57,685 What I'm trying to do with this odyssey through Spain 295 00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:59,159 It's doing what Laurie Lee did. 296 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,207 Look, you don't know this about me. 297 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,441 About 30 years ago, when I was 18 years old, 298 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,639 I came to Spain, backpacking, 299 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,166 after A levels, before I want university, 300 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,642 and I met a woman named Sofía who was 37 years old. 301 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,562 She basically showed me the ropes. 302 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:14,799 I lost my virginity to her. 303 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,006 - How many years ago? 304 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:18,799 - Well, it's 32 years ago. 305 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,290 - So she's 70 now? 306 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,242 - Yes, yes, she is 70 years old, yes. 307 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,446 - Should we look for her? 308 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,119 - No, I saw it, I met her. 309 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,239 She is massive. 310 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,401 I saw her on a Vespa. - Successful? 311 00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,890 No, no, I mean fat. 312 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,999 - I think you two I should give it another chance. 313 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,047 - Yes, but you're just being - Why don't you take it? 314 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:37,559 - funny, come on. - Some Turkish delight. 315 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,085 - I think it's the last one What she wants most. 316 00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:41,321 It's the only thing I know about her. 317 00:11:41,322 --> 00:11:45,919 Anyway, I want to write a book about Spain and me 318 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,762 - That's why you bought Laurie Lee's book? 319 00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:49,841 - Yes, well, he wrote This when I was 50 years old, 320 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,239 but it's about when I was 18 years old, 321 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,685 so it's almost exactly the same as me. 322 00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:56,119 - Cervantes wrote Don Quixote when he was 50 years old. 323 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,799 50 years in many ways I think... 324 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,039 - No, we are in the sweet spot in our life. 325 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,439 - The best age is the sweet spot. 326 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,879 You still have, touch wood, time. 327 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,206 - We are ripe, we are ripe fruit. 328 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,005 If you hold on to the branch longer, 329 00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:09,599 you are going to wither on the vine, 330 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,839 and I won't do that. - So what are you doing? 331 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,879 - Release- 332 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,365 - Or do you want to be ripped off? 333 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,399 - You want to get ripped off, actually. 334 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,241 - I would like it much more be plucked than fallen 335 00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,239 - Oh, I just caught myself. Who is going to love you? 336 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240 At this age? 337 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,929 - You'd be surprised. 338 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,241 After Philomena, this opened a whole new type of chapter 339 00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,799 for me in terms of likes the way my career went 340 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,642 All the, uh- 341 00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:35,923 - You co-wrote that, right? 342 00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:38,486 - Yes, yes, yes, Yes, I always co-write. 343 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:41,642 I'm really a little like, I'm the one talking 344 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,642 and has all the ideas, and the other person 345 00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:45,719 like some kind of typist. 346 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,365 - Would they see it that way? 347 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,647 - Oh no, I would never say that for them personally 348 00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:51,759 But I mean, but in private. 349 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,599 - These reviews are written by me of course. 350 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,565 - That's great. 351 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,400 I mean, how are you going to do it? 352 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,242 - We are in Spain. 353 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,679 I'm going to do it like Sancho Panza and Don Quixote. 354 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,725 Two middle-aged men, who They were looking for adventure. 355 00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:04,926 - It's not about... 356 00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:07,651 - Don Quixote, idealist, dreamer, 357 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,999 head in the clouds, yes. - Yes. 358 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,241 - And your solid and reliable friend. 359 00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:15,199 - Yes, yes, yes. 360 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,839 - So what are you writing? 361 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,887 - It's called lost. 362 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:27,719 It is about a man looking for his daughter. 363 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,285 - This will be the continuation of your film 364 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,362 about a woman looking for her son. 365 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:36,039 - Yes, well, exactly, it is the sister piece to that. 366 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,724 And if I make another one, then it will be a trilogy. 367 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,366 But anyway, yes, it is about the two... 368 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,324 - Should I be looking for something else? 369 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:44,561 You know to avoid comparisons. 370 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,479 Maybe the man looking for his car. 371 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,479 - What you can do man who lost his car. 372 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,999 European filmmakers use huge, authoritarian language 373 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,081 uses thematic metaphors all the time, 374 00:13:57,082 --> 00:13:58,762 then it could be a guy looking for his car, 375 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,599 but he doesn't really realize it. 376 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,839 He thinks he's looking for his car, 377 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,046 but he's actually looking for something 378 00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,559 much bigger than that. 379 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560 - A truck. 380 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,079 - Yes, but life is going. 381 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,239 The van of life. 382 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,519 - Good? 383 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,569 Can we put this? - Can we close it? 384 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,719 - Come in, come in. 385 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,449 Are we going? 386 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120 Ream? 387 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,760 Thank you. 388 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,161 Have you ever seen rain like this? 389 00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:41,288 - Oh, yes, I was in one, 390 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,887 I got stuck in a landslide overnight 391 00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,360 on the west side of Thirlmere. 392 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,444 Caught in a landslide, I had to spend the night 393 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:52,568 in the car for 18 hours. - Hmm, hmm. 394 00:14:52,569 --> 00:14:57,279 - I found out later that he was in the wettest place in the country 395 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,011 ever recorded in history. - You've told me before. 396 00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:01,999 He told me this before. 397 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,923 - Um, you, you he asked, and that was... 398 00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:06,919 - No, I asked you if you have ever seen 399 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,959 something like this? 400 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,323 - Obviously, if you ask a question like this, 401 00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:10,160 you also want some details. 402 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:11,762 - Yes it is a story what you said before, 403 00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:14,001 You say, yeah, remember? that time in a landslide, 404 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,039 and I say: Oh, I remember. 405 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,559 ♪ Like a spiral circle 406 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,879 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel 407 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,239 ♪ It never ends or begins 408 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,599 ♪ On a reel that constantly rotates 409 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,079 ♪ Like a snowball on a mountain 410 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,368 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 411 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,559 ♪ Like a carousel that is spinning 412 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,399 ♪ Running rings around the moon 413 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,679 ♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping 414 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,959 ♪ After the minutes of his face 415 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,159 ♪ And the Earth is like an apple 416 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,079 ♪ Spinning silently in space 417 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,399 ♪ Like the circles you find 418 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,119 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 419 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,485 - Do you know who sang that? 420 00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,399 - Uh, a lot of people. 421 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,322 Dusty Springfield? 422 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,759 - Noel Harrison was the famous one. 423 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,760 Son of... 424 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,719 'George? 425 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,639 - No, Rex Harrison. 426 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,482 ' Really? 427 00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:32,882 - Yes, he sang, The Rain in Spain. 428 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,002 ♪ Rain in Spain - See, see, so we're getting 429 00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:38,446 circles within circles. - Yes. 430 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,731 - It seems that He sailed to Switzerland. 431 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,888 - Hello. 432 00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:07,679 - Hello, hello, who is that. 433 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,565 - It's Jonathan, Matt's assistant. 434 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,844 - This is Steve Coogan for Matt, please. 435 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:14,922 - Oh hello, Steve, hey, yeah, um, look, 436 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,124 I was going to call you, actually, 437 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,090 to let you know that Matt left the agency. 438 00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,799 - As? 439 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,041 - Yes, he went to a management company. 440 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,963 Look everything happened very quickly, 441 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:30,279 and Lindeman wanted to check leave before it was announced. 442 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,964 It will be in stores today, 443 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:35,359 so I'll take charge all of Matt's clients 444 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,879 who stay in the agency 445 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,720 Good? 446 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,324 And, Steve, I just, I want you to know 447 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,879 how excited I am to work 448 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,360 with you and represent you. 449 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,279 - That's the seat. 450 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,770 Well, are you on vacation? 451 00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:19,759 - No, no, I'm a writer. 452 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,171 - Yes, are you a writer? 453 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,999 - And I had a movie at the Oscars. 454 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,523 Do you know the Academy Awards? 455 00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:34,999 Yeah, one of my movies was, uh... 456 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,808 - Good. 457 00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,211 - So that went very well. 458 00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:38,326 - Alright. 459 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,842 - And the winner is 460 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,959 Steve McQueen. - Oh my God, I won it. 461 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,039 I have won it! - Sit down. 462 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,371 Sit down, Steve. 463 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,879 That? Because? 464 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,881 I'm Steve Coogan. 465 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,370 -Steve McQueen. 466 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:08,039 - Oh my God, Oh, I'm sorry. 467 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 I'm sorry. 468 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,679 Hi Greg, I'm Steve. 469 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,409 - Hello, Steve, how are you? 470 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,479 - Good good. 471 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,562 - Okay, okay, you're out. New, you're still in New York, 472 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:27,242 I've heard very good things about the series. 473 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:28,765 - No, I'm in Spain with Rob. 474 00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,319 Alright. 475 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,119 - Look, Greg, did you know that? Had Matt left the US agency? 476 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,686 - Yes, yes, I did, um, Yes, I knew it. 477 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,245 I was actually going to call you. 478 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,965 - Did you know about this before me? 479 00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:43,079 - No, no, not at all, no. 480 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,208 - Well, and you know that his assistant, Jonathan, 481 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,962 Are you taking control of your client list? 482 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:49,643 - Yes, yes, you see, Jonathan, I think it's very good 483 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,041 I think it's very brilliant, so, you know. 484 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:55,010 - Uh, what's going on? with Matt's other clients? 485 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:59,085 - Uh, well, I know, eh, Ricky, Ricky left with him. 486 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,329 And, um, Will Ferrell. 487 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,364 - Did he ask Ricky to go with him? 488 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:06,805 - Yes, yes, he did. 489 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,479 - He didn't ask me. 490 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,162 - Yes, well, you see, I think, I think 491 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:12,766 you are seen more as a writer, Steve, I mean, 492 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:17,319 then you wouldn't need a manager well as an agent, then... 493 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,721 - So, which clients stay? with the new assistant? 494 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,768 - Uh, Kevin Klein, I can't really 495 00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:25,039 see him going anywhere else. 496 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,159 Um... 497 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,039 - Look, uh, Greg, Would you do me a favor, please? 498 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,319 Can you find out why? the Missing script 499 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,559 Hasn't it been turned on yet? 500 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,525 - That hasn't happened? 501 00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:38,679 I mean absolutely, I know, I know, well, 502 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,520 that should have happened. 503 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,600 I'll get into it, I will. enter that straight. 504 00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:42,440 But yes... 505 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,441 - Thank you. 506 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,245 - So you are in Spain with Rob Brydon? 507 00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:47,401 - Yes, I'm with Rob Brydon. 508 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:48,481 - That must be fun. 509 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,639 - Yes, it's very fun, Thank you very much, goodbye. 510 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,640 - Okay, bye. 511 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,679 - Victor Arguinzoniz uses such a basic cooking method 512 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,639 even cavemen would recognize it. 513 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,206 And yet it has become a pilgrimage point 514 00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:07,601 for food nerds everywhere. 515 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:11,571 Maybe you consider yourself as something of a barbecue king. 516 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:14,479 Compared to Victor, you are a lightweight. 517 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,679 Little better than the caveman, 518 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,968 who first broke the flints together to get a spark 519 00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:24,079 because he found the raw mammoth a little hard on the teeth. 520 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,606 So it's essentially a barbecue. 521 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,288 Oh. 522 00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,159 - Fresh cheese. 523 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,002 - Thank you. 524 00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:42,679 - And the golden butter. 525 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,522 - Oh. - Thank you. 526 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:45,279 - They are homemade. 527 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,079 We have buffaloes on our farm 528 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,399 and every clay to milk and Victor makes the fresh cheese. 529 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,287 Enjoy.- 530 00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:54,765 - Thank you, Ella. - Thank you. 531 00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:58,204 What I was saying was that They have their own buffaloes. 532 00:21:58,205 --> 00:22:00,239 - Wasn't he saying it in English? 533 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,241 My sunny side was just... 534 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:04,119 - Your hearing, I noticed your hearing 535 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,042 it's not what it was 536 00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:06,201 Does it bother you that I say that? 537 00:22:06,202 --> 00:22:08,999 - Listen, stop distracting you and me 538 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,842 of the fact that you Spanish is horrible. 539 00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:13,888 I think what you were trying to do before is 540 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,399 - Sorry, friend, my... 541 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,128 Bloody and bloody batteries. 542 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,199 Wait, wait, I can't, eh, it's playing, wait, wait. 543 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,439 Well, try again. 544 00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:39,359 Oh shit 545 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,771 Steve, wait, wait, me I can't hear a word, man. 546 00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:42,639 They are the batteries. 547 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,039 Steve, I can't hear anything, shh. 548 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,199 Steve, Steve, stop, wait, I have a... 549 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Very good. 550 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,731 - Okay, is that enough? - Only you still can't do this 551 00:22:52,732 --> 00:22:54,562 You can, no matter how hard you try, 552 00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:57,163 you will never be able to do the little man in the box. 553 00:22:57,164 --> 00:23:00,721 - While I believe that your little one The man in the box is brilliant, 554 00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:04,088 It is also the apotheosis of your career. 555 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,489 - Mm, incredible, mm. 556 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,005 - Solve it for me. 557 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:16,810 - Butter is life-affirming butter. 558 00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:20,202 - Life-affirming butter, L-A-B. 559 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,440 The buffalo? 560 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 - Wow. - Wow. 561 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,999 - This is the homemade chorizo. 562 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,159 We buy Iberian pork from Salamanca 563 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,799 and Víctor makes the chorizo like his grandmother. 564 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,642 - Wow. 565 00:23:50,643 --> 00:23:53,962 - It is the same chorizo, freshly cooked or cured. 566 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,999 - Cooked or cured, it's fine. 567 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,279 - And a corn croquette. 568 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,165 - I just had... - You're welcome. 569 00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:07,439 - When she said that he does chorizo ​​like your grandmother 570 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,239 Is this what it looked like? 571 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,205 - No, Rob, it refers to the way your grandma used to do it. 572 00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,679 - Well, well, I think she should be clearer. 573 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,488 - Hm. 574 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,959 - Because I'm imagining a gray-haired old woman 575 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,201 with the external appearance of chorizo. 576 00:24:21,202 --> 00:24:23,679 - Well, you are the one only person he is, mate. 577 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680 - Oh. - Mm. 578 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,079 Fantastic. 579 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,319 - Mm. - Mm. 580 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,759 - Wow. - I know. 581 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,890 If your grandmother tried Well, I'd like a bite. 582 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,039 Come on, come on, Mr. Coogan, come, come. 583 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,679 You're starting to thaw, sir, it's starting to thaw. 584 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,082 - No, I'll laugh at things if it's good. 585 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,679 - The shoulder. 586 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,359 - What have you cloned? 587 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,838 - Get out of bed in the morning. 588 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,682 I just pulled it. 589 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:00,839 - You can't run out of bed. 590 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,683 you have to know what they told me to do? 591 00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:04,759 Stretch while lying down. 592 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,759 Gets your blood flowing - Before rotating it? 593 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,489 - You look like a provisional Nazi. 594 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,319 - Oh, I sink, what I'm doing, you know, 595 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,319 it's so bad in so many levels, but I just can't stop. 596 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,759 - Why are your Nazis camped? 597 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,479 Oh, I'm a Nazi, Oh. 598 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,279 - Tell me, Führer. 599 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,406 - Hey Hitler. 600 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,407 Was he furious? 601 00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:30,765 - Mm, it will be. 602 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,439 - Okay, let's continue. 603 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,566 Green mussels 604 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,799 With carrot juice 605 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,529 - Carrot juice? - Yes. 606 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,171 - Good. 607 00:25:50,123 --> 00:25:51,243 - Oh, no, no, Steve. 608 00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:52,526 - Oh. - Look, look, look. 609 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,599 - Go then. 610 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,440 - But what do we do? 611 00:25:54,441 --> 00:25:55,280 We, we... 612 00:25:55,281 --> 00:25:56,086 - Just take them. 613 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:57,087 -UH Huh. 614 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,210 - Mm, wow. 615 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,686 - Well, here it is, Mr. Coogan, we managed to get it out 616 00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:08,162 Um, I mean, the good news is that it's benign. 617 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,559 The bad news is that He found seven more of them. 618 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,530 Some of them are gone in the lymph nodes 619 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,086 Are you going to read that? reserve while we eat, 620 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,559 Or did you bring it as some kind of insignia? 621 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,679 - No, I brought it, then, because I am, 622 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,119 I am emulating their journey. 623 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,039 - When I went out one summer morning. 624 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,962 What would be your version? 625 00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:39,119 While driving one summer tomorrow in my V8 Land Rover. 626 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,962 - Range Rover. 627 00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:42,725 - Range Rover, sorry, that is a terrible mistake. 628 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,839 - Yes. 629 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,159 - How much have you read? 630 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,079 - Um, like a quarter, 631 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,839 but it's very good - For a thick book. 632 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,119 - Sir, no. 633 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,279 - A sauvignon blanc - Oh, yes. 634 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,250 - To pair with grilled scallops. 635 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,919 The caviar is from Iran. 636 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,919 Enjoy.- 637 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,526 - It's great, the Iranian caviar. 638 00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:14,399 - Please go first. 639 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,290 - No no no, no please go first 640 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,959 - Well, before me, Scaramanga, 641 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,639 Why don't I turn them that way? 642 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,563 In that case, should I have it interfered with my scallops... 643 00:27:26,564 --> 00:27:28,244 - In my country it is always traditional 644 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:32,599 than the nearest scallop is served to the guest. 645 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,321 - Where I come from It is a custom to propose 646 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,279 the largest scallop for the guest. 647 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,282 - In my country when an offer of this type is made 648 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:47,199 it is traditional to turn the plate 'round twice 649 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,521 and replace it on the table. 650 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,485 - Come on, come on, Mr. Bond, you enjoy the scallop 651 00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:55,159 as much as me. 652 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160 Please eat. 653 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,966 - Below. 654 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,930 - Goodbye, Mr. Bond. 655 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,685 Mr. Bond, goodbye. 656 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,879 - You should pay more attention to your chef 657 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,560 He is working for Her Majesty's Government. 658 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,999 - Starter for 10, what Is it the Camino de Santiago? 659 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,922 - Um. - No? 660 00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:50,720 The pilgrim route to Santiago to Compostela, 661 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,521 where is Santiago It is supposed to be buried. 662 00:28:54,522 --> 00:28:58,079 It became the most important destiny for christians 663 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,439 after Rome and Jerusalem. 664 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,006 - I just wanted to say the last thing pilgrimage, to see the Pope. 665 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,682 I went there with Philomena. 666 00:29:04,683 --> 00:29:06,405 I introduced Philomena to the Pope. 667 00:29:06,406 --> 00:29:09,079 - And we welcome Philomena back to the conversation. 668 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,286 It's been a good five or six minutes. 669 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:11,765 since the last time he mentioned it. 670 00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:13,519 But no, no, go on, it's always good to listen. 671 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,362 - Well, I mean, you know. 672 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:15,759 - So you were there for what? 673 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,600 For the Cannes publicity tour? - I can't pretend it's not 674 00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:18,123 been a significant part of my life, but there you go. 675 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,929 - I can't pretend it's not been an important part 676 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,809 of this bloody journey. 677 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,801 - Oh. 678 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,763 - This is cute, right? 679 00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:47,285 Marvelous - Charming. 680 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:51,079 - You look like the man who would follow James Bond, 681 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,759 not at a distance, in one from Sean Connery movies. 682 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,125 - One of the first films. - Who would never say anything 683 00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:58,279 - Yes Yes. - He would never speak, mysterious 684 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,122 - Sinister figure. 685 00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,599 - Sinister figure following him, yes. 686 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,279 - You are from the Catholic King, Now what does that mean? 687 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,559 - Ah, from the king, it is the reign, the Catholic reign, 688 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,599 so it is the sos of the catholic king, 689 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,919 because that's where King Ferdinand was born here. 690 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,760 - Here. 691 00:30:15,761 --> 00:30:17,567 - Right here, well not here, but, you know, 'over here. 692 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,162 - Did you present the Spanish Inquisition? 693 00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:20,000 - Yes, indeed. 694 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:20,808 - Are you sure about that? 695 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:23,039 - He was a catalytic converter, in a way. 696 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,324 - Very good, you're on fire. 697 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,325 - Greetings. 698 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,730 - You would really make a very good Inquisitor, I think, 699 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,079 for the Spanish Inquisition. 700 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,002 Don't take this the wrong way. - No. 701 00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:35,399 - You have an inquisitive nature. 702 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,731 - Mind, I have an inquiring mind, yes. 703 00:30:36,732 --> 00:30:39,039 -And you have a cruel side, you have a cruel side 704 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,769 - There isn't really, well, It's definitely a short jump. 705 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:44,890 It's not like that, out of curiosity to, uh, murderous intent. 706 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,359 I mean, uh, I mean, It's a big jump. 707 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,044 - It's a big jump. - It's a big jump. 708 00:30:50,045 --> 00:30:52,441 If I were questioning you and you were on the rack, 709 00:30:52,442 --> 00:30:55,522 I would start with some simple questions like, 710 00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:57,681 I would just say, okay, just be prepared. 711 00:30:57,682 --> 00:30:59,159 Just give me a name, address, 712 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,127 Tell me what you had for breakfast. 713 00:31:00,128 --> 00:31:02,039 - Rob Brydon, London. 714 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,084 - Yes, and what would you have for breakfast. 715 00:31:04,085 --> 00:31:06,359 - Scrambled eggs. - Lovely, okay. 716 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,325 Uh, Rob... - Is that what I am? 717 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,160 Can I go now? - No no no. 718 00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:09,002 I'm going to ask you some more questions. 719 00:31:09,003 --> 00:31:11,970 Just, just take it easy. - I can't, it really hurts 720 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:15,199 - What is your favorite type of music? 721 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,519 -Bruce Springsteen. - Okay, okay, okay. 722 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,601 - That is? - No no no. 723 00:31:18,602 --> 00:31:22,239 No, no, no, how many BAFTAs have you won? 724 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,080 - That? 725 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:23,922 -How many BAFTAs have you won? 726 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,519 - I can't hear you. 727 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,719 - Okay, okay, just give me It's another notch, guys. 728 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,563 How many BAFTA... - I have a Welshman. 729 00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,449 I have a welsh. - Well, a Welsh BAFTA. 730 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:34,039 Thanks, see how easy that was? 731 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,486 You see how easy it was to answer the question? 732 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:38,079 OK now... 733 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,718 - I have been nominated for seven times for normal ones. 734 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,687 - I didn't ask you that. 735 00:31:40,688 --> 00:31:41,966 Notch, give it another notch. 736 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,439 How tall is he? 737 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,799 Five 8 1/2. 738 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,119 - Oh really? - Yes, yes. 739 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,361 - Ooh ooh. - That's not bad, huh? 740 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:54,519 Okay, one more question you don't want to answer, 741 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,885 because we are trying to get you up to five nine. 742 00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,446 I'm on your side here. 743 00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:00,559 Do you want to leave it in five-eight, five 8 1/2, 744 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,719 or do you want to go for five and nine? 745 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,562 - I'll go for five and nine! 746 00:32:02,563 --> 00:32:04,289 - He'll go for the five foot nine! 747 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,919 Okay, one more question. 748 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,559 - Oh sh! - Rob. 749 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,359 - Yes. - You believe 750 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,679 in the Lord God Almighty? 751 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,199 - I prefer not to say. 752 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,962 Get a couple of notches. 753 00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,562 And we're at five-nine. - Oh thank you. 754 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:17,686 - Five nine, let it go. 755 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:21,519 You're leaving here like a meter and a half man, congratulations. 756 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,405 - Thanks, Steve. 757 00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:23,811 Oh, I hit my head. - I'm sorry for the pain. 758 00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:24,924 There you go, it's going to be a problem. 759 00:32:24,925 --> 00:32:25,805 you're going to have to deal with now, 760 00:32:25,806 --> 00:32:27,450 and you must leave your pants down, too. 761 00:32:27,451 --> 00:32:30,091 Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Brydon. 762 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,686 'Ooh! 763 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,881 - This is the area Terry Gilliam was in 764 00:33:20,882 --> 00:33:22,839 when I was trying to make Don Quixote. 765 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,205 - Lost in La Mancha is the documentary 766 00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:25,770 about his failure to do so. 767 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,119 - It's a show that I would like to do 768 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,960 over La Mancha. - Lost in La Mancha? 769 00:33:28,961 --> 00:33:30,450 Oh man of La Mancha? - Man of La Mancha 770 00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,039 It is the musical stage. 771 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,361 It could be my next theatrical adventure. 772 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:35,679 - Really? - Yes. 773 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,729 You can sing The Impossible Dream. 774 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,119 Since this is Rioja, 775 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,999 I would have thought we would have see many more vines. 776 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,525 - Has no interest For me these clays, Rob, 777 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,759 because I don't drink alcohol anymore 778 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,081 - I like wine, I like Rioja. 779 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,359 What's with all the dinosaur signs? 780 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,771 - I guess there are a lot of dinosaurs 781 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,399 who used to live here. 782 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,119 - I say that we visit, because Chloe loves dinosaurs. 783 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,439 -Who is Chloe? 784 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,441 My daughter. 785 00:34:09,442 --> 00:34:10,487 - Oh. 786 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,679 - I'm going to put on my boots. 787 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,639 - Are your boots on? - Yes. 788 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,482 Dusty. 789 00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:53,608 - Are we going to go in there? 790 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,879 - I love these boots. 791 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,804 - Yes, no, they are good intermediate walking shoes, 792 00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:05,406 those, but you couldn't touch Crampons, 793 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,359 if there was ice 794 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,803 - I'm not going to go to any ice. 795 00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,285 - Nobody plans ice, Rob. 796 00:35:11,286 --> 00:35:12,441 You have to be prepared 797 00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:14,079 if one appears suddenly. 798 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,922 Do you see it? 799 00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:18,481 They are not very good for scree work either. 800 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,887 You just have to be decisive about where you put your feet, 801 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:22,888 that's all. 802 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,406 - Take a photo of me with the dinosaur 803 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,559 - What is the dinosaur? 804 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,359 Okay, huh, seeing what the dinosaur is doing 805 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,079 a McCartney style thumb, so why don't you imitate that? 806 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,809 - Hello, rock-and-roll. 807 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,319 I mean, Ringo, he was actually a good drummer, you know. 808 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,527 What is the name of that dinosaur? 809 00:35:57,528 --> 00:35:59,921 - Barney. - No, it's a T. Rex. 810 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,559 - Actually it's not, it's an Iguanodon. 811 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,319 - How do you know? 812 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,959 - Throw away the phone? 813 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,839 Because Chloe is an expert. 814 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,001 - Well, tell me this. 815 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,365 Why did they change the name? 816 00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:15,039 from a Brontosaurus to a Brachiosaurus? 817 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,880 Nobody else has given me 818 00:36:15,881 --> 00:36:17,848 an adequate explanation. - What would Brontosaurus do? 819 00:36:17,849 --> 00:36:20,319 previously wander the lands. 820 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,284 -Who is that? - It's John Hurt. 821 00:36:22,285 --> 00:36:23,359 - That's not John Hurt. 822 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,200 - Who is it then? 823 00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:25,565 - I don't know, but yes You will do John Hurt, 824 00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:26,879 you have to, um... 825 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,441 The Brachiosaurus once wanders the earth, 826 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,279 the king of all respondents. 827 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,770 - He's a very good John Hurt. 828 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:37,922 - King of all that surveyed. 829 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,041 It's a combination of him like 830 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,039 Quentin Crisp and Caligula in I, Claudius. 831 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,769 - Why are you standing? - You can go now, Rob. 832 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,890 I was thinking about killing you, but I have changed my mind. 833 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,479 So Chloe knows about the different, eh, 834 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,766 prehistoric periods. 835 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,159 - Yes... 836 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,599 Well, you know, she, not where 837 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,762 She could take a test. - Does she know Triassic, 838 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,489 Jurassic, Cretaceous? 839 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,803 -She knows something about those, she knows the words. 840 00:37:08,804 --> 00:37:13,399 I'm not going to pretend that She could give a lecture. 841 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,165 - Of course in the Triassic period 842 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,879 the world is a land mass, alone with the sea, 843 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,924 and that was it, a body of land. 844 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,684 And in the Jurassic period, 845 00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:29,239 divided into two large blocks of land. 846 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,368 And finally the Cretaceous, 847 00:37:31,369 --> 00:37:34,999 broke in the continents we know today. 848 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,491 - Oh, look there. 849 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,479 The real footprints 850 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,084 - They're big, right? 851 00:37:45,085 --> 00:37:47,159 What size are your feet? 852 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160 - Seven. 853 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,726 - Really? - Yes. 854 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,486 - Continue, then, ready. 855 00:37:54,487 --> 00:37:56,159 - No, it's just that it's quite feminine. 856 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,685 - They are too small. - Very feminine. 857 00:37:57,686 --> 00:37:59,123 - They are feminine, I know. 858 00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:01,042 - I won't be... - Small feet. 859 00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:03,359 Nice in a woman, but weird in a guy. 860 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,360 - Indeed. 861 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,479 If I could change one thing about myself, 862 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,527 well, it wouldn't be the feet, 863 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:12,119 But I would be on my feet very soon. 864 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,884 - It would be feet, height, and hair, right? 865 00:38:13,885 --> 00:38:15,405 - Yes, yes, yes. 866 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 Oh. - Oh. 867 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,762 - Thank you. 868 00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:38,119 - Thank you so much. 869 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,359 - Thank you very, very much. 870 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 - Good? 871 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,759 - No, thanks. 872 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,927 - What were you asking? 873 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,287 - Do you want some more wine? 874 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,439 Mm, mm. 875 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,519 - Terrible year in many ways. 876 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,566 If you think about him number of people who died 877 00:39:05,403 --> 00:39:06,759 I mean gifted people. 878 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,760 - Yes. 879 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,243 David Bowie's death was like, 880 00:39:10,244 --> 00:39:11,401 What did Tony Visconti say? 881 00:39:11,402 --> 00:39:13,679 It was the death of an artistic actor. 882 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,489 - What he did was remarkable. - He just disappeared. 883 00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:17,641 No funeral, he literally went to fshoo. 884 00:39:17,642 --> 00:39:19,759 - I had a song called Lázaro in his latest album. 885 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,649 - Yes, it was wonderful, It was actually brilliant. 886 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,359 - Yes, it was, it was admirable. 887 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,124 I told you about the time he was on the radio, 888 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,122 and, uh, he wanted to mention me, 889 00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:30,239 but I don't remember my name 890 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,048 - Really? 891 00:39:31,049 --> 00:39:32,565 - Mm, I was being interviewed, 892 00:39:32,566 --> 00:39:34,799 and, uh, the interviewer said, 893 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,600 what do you do when are you on tour on the bus? 894 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,319 And he said he saw Cruise of the gods we made 895 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,606 And he said, you know, the one, 896 00:39:43,607 --> 00:39:45,559 this one stars that guy. 897 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,400 And he said, who? - Really? 898 00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,208 - Yes, he said, who? 899 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:49,926 And I was in the kitchen, and I, oh, what, my god, 900 00:39:49,927 --> 00:39:51,519 is about to mention me, David Bowie. 901 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,360 - Of course he wasn't referring to me? 902 00:39:52,361 --> 00:39:53,247 - No, no, no, no, because he said: 903 00:39:53,248 --> 00:39:55,604 You know, the one with Marion and Geoff. 904 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:56,639 - Really? - Yes. 905 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,482 - Did you say Marion and Geoff? - Yes. 906 00:39:57,483 --> 00:39:59,524 - Wow. - And I was going, it's me! 907 00:39:59,525 --> 00:40:01,363 And the interviewer went, 908 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,759 Oh, I don't know, I don't know. 909 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,330 So he never said my name. 910 00:40:05,331 --> 00:40:08,559 But I was thinking about my face at that moment. 911 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,919 And when he died, I looked in has Twitter feed, 912 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,967 and you know what, Steve? 913 00:40:12,968 --> 00:40:15,088 He followed me on Twitter. 914 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,920 - Really? 915 00:40:16,921 --> 00:40:19,082 - You don't know what to do with that information, right? 916 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,764 - Well, without disrespect, 917 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:23,679 but he is very slightly 918 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,319 I mean, microscopically diminished in my mind. 919 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,721 - Just think, and I know you won't like this, 920 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:32,882 there was some time left when he sat there 921 00:40:32,883 --> 00:40:35,439 with his phone, and it was, 922 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,399 ♪ Will I follow him? 923 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,639 ♪ Should I follow him? 924 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,559 ♪ Should I ♪ I think I will 925 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,119 ♪ It's funny 926 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,727 ♪ I must follow Rob Brydon 927 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,799 ♪ I think I will 928 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,279 ♪ I must follow Rob Brydon 929 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,919 ♪ Or should I follow Rob Brydon in my later years 930 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,559 ♪ And that was when 931 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,039 ♪ In his last years 932 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,485 And he would have pressed that button 933 00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:09,530 and clicked and followed me and seen every Tweet. 934 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,241 -And how do you know? This was a Moorish castle, 935 00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:35,288 and when it was conquered for Christians 936 00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:37,479 became the official residence 937 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,289 of the. 938 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,599 Please. - Thank you. 939 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,204 - You are welcome. 940 00:41:43,205 --> 00:41:44,999 And during the Civil War, 941 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,679 the city was bombed by the Condor Legion 942 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,479 and the castle was hit... 943 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,811 - In Castelo Guernica? 944 00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:56,359 - Yes, Guernica, last resistance of the city 945 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,319 It took place in the cathedral. 946 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,799 And it was bombed too, and they gave up 947 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,483 because they didn't do it have more ammunition 948 00:42:03,484 --> 00:42:05,528 - Yes, of course, wow. - Or food to resist 949 00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:06,931 the final attack. 950 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,879 Over there we have a room that was an environment 951 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,646 for a Marlon Brando movie in the early 90s. 952 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,959 He played the role of Fray Torquemada, 953 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,845 who was the Grand Inquisitor here. 954 00:42:21,846 --> 00:42:23,569 - Of course, the Spanish Inquisition. 955 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:26,359 - Yes. - Nobody expects that. 956 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,239 - Monty Python. 957 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,363 - I love them too. 958 00:42:31,364 --> 00:42:32,799 - Oh, did you? - Yes. 959 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,847 - Good. - Please, after you. 960 00:42:33,848 --> 00:42:36,079 - To the left. - Yes of course. 961 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,525 - This is Jonathan. 962 00:42:37,526 --> 00:42:39,959 - Hello, Jonathan, Steve Coogan. 963 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,759 - Steve, hey, how you doing, man? 964 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,919 - Well, how are you? 965 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,410 - Yes, I'm great, so, listen, 966 00:42:45,411 --> 00:42:47,359 I spoke with the studio. 967 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,202 - Mm-hmm. 968 00:42:48,203 --> 00:42:50,005 - And they like the script. 969 00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:52,128 They are totally on board for this movie. 970 00:42:52,129 --> 00:42:54,119 - Fantastic, great. - Yeah? 971 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,042 - What's the trick? 972 00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:59,319 - Yes, uh, they I want to bring in a new writer. 973 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,240 - That? 974 00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:01,321 - Well, it's for a Pole, 975 00:43:01,322 --> 00:43:03,002 It's just for polishing, it's... 976 00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,406 -Hey, how are we? 977 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:05,731 - Hello how are you? 978 00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,679 - Yes, really good. 979 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,559 Uh oh, where did you get that from? 980 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,721 - I found out here. 981 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,166 - I thought you had lost that, I thought he hid it. 982 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:15,719 Who? 983 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,243 -Ed Hirsch. 984 00:43:17,244 --> 00:43:18,439 - No, who is he? 985 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,280 I never heard of him. 986 00:43:19,281 --> 00:43:20,086 What is the clone? 987 00:43:20,087 --> 00:43:21,366 -He has written some scripts that actually have 988 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:22,771 I just got a lot of heat 989 00:43:22,772 --> 00:43:23,999 - Look here! 990 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,119 Charlie, I'm here, look! 991 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:26,882 A little friend who... 992 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:28,243 -Uh. - There, hello. 993 00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:31,289 - It's new, it's Hot, he's up and coming. 994 00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:35,279 - I have two Oscar nominations 995 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,279 I'm new and I'm not awake and arriving, I have arrived. 996 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,080 Oh. 997 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,559 - Good afternoon. 998 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,559 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 999 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,959 Isn't it a magnificent room? 1000 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,639 - It's Brando's room. 1001 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,999 I just saw a little YouTube clip of it. 1002 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,839 You can't really work exactly where they are. 1003 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,479 He is very overweight at that stage. 1004 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,479 - Yes, which is fine for Torquemada. 1005 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,879 It gives him presence. 1006 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,319 - I'm going to play Torquemada 1007 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,079 of the Spanish Inquisition. 1008 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,479 - Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. 1009 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,959 - Nobody does. - Among our weapons 1010 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,639 They are such diverse elements like fear, surprise, 1011 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,607 ruthless efficiency, 1012 00:44:26,608 --> 00:44:28,841 and an almost fanatic devotion to the Pope 1013 00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:30,959 And pretty red uniforms. 1014 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,599 - Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. 1015 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,809 Among our weapons is fear, surprise, 1016 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,599 ruthless efficiency, 1017 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,645 and an almost fanatic devotion to the Pope 1018 00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:45,083 - You're doing it in The Godfather. 1019 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,159 - Huh. - You're just doing it Marlon 1020 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,208 Brando in The Godfather. - I'm just doing '70's ​​Brando. 1021 00:44:48,209 --> 00:44:50,484 And it was more like this, and, like, a little nasally. 1022 00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:52,528 - You know what, its the voice was a little higher, 1023 00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:53,799 the way he spoke 1024 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,359 It was, you know, It was like that, you know? 1025 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,519 - You have a De Niro thing. - When he talked to people. 1026 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,759 - Why are you doing your De Niro? 1027 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,523 - If I went to De Niro, I would like it do it like this, you know? 1028 00:45:03,524 --> 00:45:04,846 That's the way, 1029 00:45:04,847 --> 00:45:06,559 That's the way De Niro talked, you know? 1030 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,402 - That's good. - Let's do something 1031 00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:08,439 about that, you know? 1032 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,282 That's right, you know what I'm going to do? 1033 00:45:09,283 --> 00:45:10,439 I'm going to rip your head off, 1034 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,726 Shit up your fucking neck, 1035 00:45:11,727 --> 00:45:14,041 you two-bit, dick-suckin', damn bastard 1036 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,519 - That's great, that's great. 1037 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,361 - Yes, well, the reason You think I'm doing De Niro 1038 00:45:17,362 --> 00:45:19,044 When I'm doing Brando, it's because De Niro himself 1039 00:45:19,045 --> 00:45:21,079 was influenced by Brando. 1040 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,479 So when De Niro acts, 1041 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,119 you see residual elements of Brando 1042 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,009 in what you do, then you have I did it the other way around. 1043 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,284 - So, when trying to criticize you, 1044 00:45:31,285 --> 00:45:33,085 I inadvertently congratulated you. 1045 00:45:33,086 --> 00:45:34,762 - You have shown some details... 1046 00:45:34,763 --> 00:45:38,526 - You will only go out up in this exchange, then. 1047 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,559 - I'm just telling you the truth. 1048 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,479 - Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. 1049 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,239 And no one expects a comfortable chair. 1050 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,527 - No, he has to do, get 1051 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,759 the comfortable chair. 1052 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,524 - Get the comfortable chair. 1053 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,439 I'm like a turtle, look at me. 1054 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,719 - Get the comfortable chair. 1055 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,839 - Get the comfortable chair and a piece of lettuce. 1056 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,239 I'm getting hungry. 1057 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:13,359 Among our weapons is so different me, for me, 1058 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,249 Woody Allen. -Woody Allen, yes. 1059 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,404 - Yes, among our weapons It is as diverse elements as 1060 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,005 fear, surprise, 1061 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,571 and an almost fanatic devotion to the yankees 1062 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480 - Meh. 1063 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,168 - Do you want to confess? 1064 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,480 - No. 1065 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,119 - You know that all Jews were he is told to leave the country 1066 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,799 by order of the Catholic king and queen. 1067 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,039 - Yes, but, I am, I am not Jewish. 1068 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,566 I am Catholic, Catholic. 1069 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:06,281 - If you are Catholic, then You must respect my authority. 1070 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,123 My authority comes from the Pope. 1071 00:47:08,124 --> 00:47:10,319 - I met the Pope. 1072 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,639 What it was, I met the Pope, I met His Holiness 1073 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,839 in the Vatican, and saw a film I made. 1074 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,285 - You're lying. - I'm telling the truth. 1075 00:47:19,286 --> 00:47:21,404 Good, good, He didn't see the movie 1076 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:25,007 his counselors did so, and gave him a breakdown of the movie, 1077 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,570 and he approved it. 1078 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,519 - Are you, um, a heretic? 1079 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,639 - I am not a heretic, I am not jewish, i'm not muslim, 1080 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,641 I am a Roman Catholic 1081 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,399 I promise you, I don't know the Koran, 1082 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,561 I barely know the Old Testament. 1083 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,319 I was an altar boy, um... 1084 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320 - Shh. 1085 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,567 Do you respect my authority? 1086 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,519 - Good. 1087 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,039 - Do you respect my authority? 1088 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,008 - Why are you, Why do you murmur? 1089 00:47:52,009 --> 00:47:54,002 - What, what did you say? 1090 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,891 - You are not enunciating, I am enunciating. 1091 00:47:57,892 --> 00:48:00,279 - I'm sorry, Esteban. 1092 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,601 Do you respect my authority? 1093 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,524 - Yes, I, yes, I respect your authority. 1094 00:48:07,525 --> 00:48:08,567 - Take it away. 1095 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,561 - Do you know exactly? What's going to happen now? 1096 00:48:12,562 --> 00:48:14,604 I haven't done anything, right? 1097 00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:16,644 Why are they taking me back? 1098 00:48:16,645 --> 00:48:18,130 I haven't done anything. 1099 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,290 Hey, guess where I'm taking Joe at the end of this week. 1100 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,200 Here, look. 1101 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,280 - Zip wire? 1102 00:48:38,281 --> 00:48:39,122 - Yeah. 1103 00:48:39,123 --> 00:48:40,159 The longest in Spain. 1104 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,002 - Have you already cloned this? 1105 00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:43,526 - Yes, I have around five in the UK, 1106 00:48:43,527 --> 00:48:45,599 couple in Europe. 1107 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,559 - Word of warning, what's up? the age limit on this? 1108 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,130 - There is no age limit as long as you fit. 1109 00:48:50,131 --> 00:48:52,359 There is a height restriction. 1110 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,361 - Well, we were in Italy last year, 1111 00:48:54,362 --> 00:48:56,203 and there was whitewater rafting. 1112 00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:57,439 'Yeah? 1113 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,411 - So I thought I'd check out, you know, age. 1114 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680 From eight to 55 1115 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,082 So by the time Charlie old enough to do it 1116 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,605 I will be very old. - That's ridiculous. 1117 00:49:09,606 --> 00:49:10,761 - I know. - 55? 1118 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,522 That's ridiculous. 1119 00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:15,043 - Why can't you whitewater raft at 55? 1120 00:49:15,044 --> 00:49:17,324 You could get a fake ID or something like that. 1121 00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,891 - Yes, you will have to get false identification as a teenager. 1122 00:49:19,892 --> 00:49:23,279 - Uh, John Jones, born in 1970. 1123 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,279 I'm a carpenter from Wrexham. 1124 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,765 - You say you are a carpenter. 1125 00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:29,081 - Alright. - Simple question. 1126 00:49:29,082 --> 00:49:33,999 If you build a standard pond, uh, tongue and groove, 1127 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,719 glued and nailed wooden bench for outside, 1128 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,046 what type of wood do you choose, 1129 00:49:38,047 --> 00:49:40,884 if you want it to fall in a nice silver patina? 1130 00:49:40,885 --> 00:49:42,291 Ash, beech, teak? 1131 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,691 Simple question. 1132 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,880 You'll have to hurry. 1133 00:49:47,881 --> 00:49:48,881 There are other people who want to go up 1134 00:49:48,882 --> 00:49:50,319 this raft of white waters. 1135 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,559 - Um, could you tell me the forest again? 1136 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,039 - Ash, teak, beech. 1137 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,008 - Ash, teak, beech? - Mm. 1138 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,759 - Beech 1139 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,879 - No, friend, it's teak. 1140 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,281 Any carpenter worth his salt Sal will tell you that. 1141 00:50:04,282 --> 00:50:05,599 - Don't cry, Charlie. 1142 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,963 - You are not, you are He's not a carpenter, friend. 1143 00:50:06,964 --> 00:50:07,800 - Please, let's continue. 1144 00:50:07,801 --> 00:50:08,926 - On your way. - It's the only chance 1145 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,321 I have to do it, I just want... - On your way. 1146 00:50:11,322 --> 00:50:13,321 - Don't cry, Charlie, don't cry. 1147 00:50:13,322 --> 00:50:14,885 Maybe mommy can take you. 1148 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,439 Look at the boy, he is crying. 1149 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,010 - Oh, come on, how old are you? - Please don't be like... 1150 00:50:18,011 --> 00:50:19,959 What? - How old are you? 1151 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,599 - I'm 56. 1152 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,759 - Oh, for the love of God, continue, in your, go up. 1153 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,171 Just, oh please. - Thank you, then, oh! 1154 00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:27,319 Oh, I have shooting pains in my arm. 1155 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,207 - Well, don't tell me that. 1156 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,487 I just broke the rules for you, nob. 1157 00:50:30,488 --> 00:50:33,599 - Give me a minute, I got dizzy. 1158 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,879 Alright. Thank you. 1159 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,881 Come on, Charlie. 1160 00:50:35,882 --> 00:50:37,245 Not so fast, son. 1161 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,679 - You know when you walk downhill, 1162 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,602 It would be good if you engage your abs. 1163 00:50:44,603 --> 00:50:45,803 - Yes of course. 1164 00:50:45,804 --> 00:50:48,610 - And if you activate your abs, 1165 00:50:48,611 --> 00:50:51,079 It takes the pressure off your knees. 1166 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,762 -Who told you that? 1167 00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,399 - It's just that you can feels it anatomically 1168 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,322 I imagined it. 1169 00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:58,399 - Well, at least stand up to a focus group with that. 1170 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,604 - Well, you wouldn't show to a focus group. 1171 00:50:59,605 --> 00:51:01,441 - Clinical trials, I would not do it send it to clinical trials. 1172 00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:02,771 - Exactly, they won't. show it to a focus group. 1173 00:51:02,773 --> 00:51:04,487 - Clinical trials, that is Why did I say clinical trials? 1174 00:51:04,488 --> 00:51:06,084 - Oh, okay, yes, you does not need clinical trials. 1175 00:51:06,085 --> 00:51:08,683 If you listen body, you will figure it out. 1176 00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:09,966 It's like a shock absorber, 1177 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:14,319 then the knee does not have to take the full impact. 1178 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320 Wow. 1179 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,919 - Ah, big, bigger than it seems from the outside. 1180 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,810 - Hey, take off your hat in church. 1181 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080 Abundant. 1182 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,043 I'm trying to find out where is the bomb damage 1183 00:51:32,044 --> 00:51:36,039 Since, you know, since when Franco and the Nazis. 1184 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,850 - Exhibition there, with Cervantes and Shakespeare. 1185 00:51:38,851 --> 00:51:40,319 There, look. 1186 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,049 Why would they both have of them in an exhibition. 1187 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:45,079 - Ah, they both died in the same year. 1188 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,845 It seems they have done it a very good repair job. 1189 00:51:47,846 --> 00:51:49,246 I can't see any damage. 1190 00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:52,764 - Well, maybe it wasn't this part of that that was damaged. 1191 00:51:52,765 --> 00:51:55,730 - I mean labor this is a testament 1192 00:51:55,731 --> 00:51:58,679 to all workers who helped build it, 1193 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,405 and yet Franco, very happy, 1194 00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:02,402 despite claiming to be Catholic, 1195 00:52:02,403 --> 00:52:05,599 to bomb the shit out of a religious building. 1196 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,599 Which only shows what He was a vandal. 1197 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,730 - We are having a flat as well as in the kitchen. 1198 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,599 - Partners there. - Yes. 1199 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,571 - Buried, lying next to each other for eternity. 1200 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,367 Brr. 1201 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,290 First collected edition of Works of Shakespeare, 1623. 1202 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,962 So, then, six years, seven years after his death. 1203 00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:47,359 They already realized what they had lost. 1204 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920 Rob, Rob. 1205 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,207 80s electronic album cover. 1206 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,719 - Very good. 1207 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,519 I'm holding my stomach while doing this. 1208 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,601 - Well, just walking downhill is actually 1209 00:53:03,602 --> 00:53:04,931 better for that, you know. 1210 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:09,084 - Yes, but I have it in almost all the time now. 1211 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,681 would you ever do Shakespeare on stage? 1212 00:53:19,682 --> 00:53:22,919 - I would have liked having played Hamlet. 1213 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,730 - That train has left the station. 1214 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,999 Who would you like to play next? 1215 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,239 - Olivier played it when he was 42 years old. 1216 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,559 - Olivier was a better actor than you. 1217 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,447 - Well, a different actor. 1218 00:53:32,448 --> 00:53:35,639 - Best actor. - A different actor. 1219 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,527 - King Lear? 1220 00:53:36,528 --> 00:53:38,359 - He is, old man. 1221 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,479 - No old man, he is a father. 1222 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,641 You have more in common with him 1223 00:53:40,642 --> 00:53:43,839 of what you have with a teenager 1224 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,767 Have you lost something? 1225 00:53:52,768 --> 00:53:54,569 - She's gone forever. 1226 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,282 I know that when one is alive and one is dead, 1227 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,328 and she is dead as the earth. 1228 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,199 Give me a mirror. 1229 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,250 Because if your breath can mist or stain the stone, 1230 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,045 why then she lives. 1231 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,119 - Very good, very good. 1232 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,007 Summer murders. 1233 00:54:20,008 --> 00:54:22,241 You are a father who is fair they have told their daughter 1234 00:54:22,242 --> 00:54:24,891 just died on a road accident, and that is effective, 1235 00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:29,279 and we are directly in the ads after that. 1236 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,926 - I have it lately, though so I don't know, 1237 00:54:31,927 --> 00:54:34,486 I lost all my joy, lost all the custom of the exercises. 1238 00:54:34,487 --> 00:54:36,764 In fact it goes so strong with my disposition 1239 00:54:36,765 --> 00:54:38,683 that it is good to frame the earth. 1240 00:54:38,684 --> 00:54:42,439 Look, it's okay Oerhanging firmament, heaven, 1241 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,967 It doesn't seem like more than one to me disgusting congregation of vapors. 1242 00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:48,201 Yeah, ah, Jumping Jack Flash. 1243 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,399 Stones make Shakespeare, come on! 1244 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,722 - Oh, oh, that too, too solid meat 1245 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,959 it would melt and resolve into a dew. 1246 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,319 Oh, Everlastin doesn't fix it 1247 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,085 his cannon 'earns the self-massacre. 1248 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,839 -Did Russell Brand ever clone Shakespeare? 1249 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,679 - You're doing Mick Jagger. - Oh, no, God. 1250 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,520 - You're doing Mick Jagger. 1251 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,487 - We ", I, urn! 1252 00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:18,719 What did you say? - Ha! 1253 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,039 - Hah, what is that? 1254 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,644 - Okay, yeah, okay. - Huh, huh, huh! 1255 00:55:21,645 --> 00:55:22,719 That's not Mick Jagger. 1256 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,642 Those are just noises. - Yes it is. 1257 00:55:23,643 --> 00:55:26,802 Steve, you're doing it wrong. - Let's see what you'll have? 1258 00:55:26,803 --> 00:55:28,165 - Calm down and let me do it. 1259 00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:29,719 - No, you can't do it, 1260 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,685 You're copying Morrisey. 1261 00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:31,486 And he doesn't look like that. 1262 00:55:31,487 --> 00:55:32,320 That's all gay. - I see. 1263 00:55:32,321 --> 00:55:33,162 - He likes that. 1264 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,119 - A piece of work is mine, ah-ah-ah. 1265 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,359 - Sometimes it is very deep 1266 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,085 and you can't get there. 1267 00:55:38,086 --> 00:55:39,241 It can only go up there. 1268 00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:41,321 He's down, so do it right. 1269 00:55:41,322 --> 00:55:43,399 - You're saying I can't get there. 1270 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,763 are you serious I can't get there. 1271 00:55:44,764 --> 00:55:46,091 - No, let's stop, but don't say anything 1272 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,570 about Mick Jagger. 1273 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Oh. 1274 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,959 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 1275 00:56:05,767 --> 00:56:06,600 - Yes, yes. 1276 00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:07,647 - Ha-ha-ha-hah. - I like wine. 1277 00:56:07,648 --> 00:56:09,051 No spoon or fork 1278 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,599 Thank you very much. 1279 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,090 -UH Huh. 1280 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,764 - Then George Orwell came to Spain in 1936. 1281 00:56:19,765 --> 00:56:20,959 - Oh. 1282 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,759 One year after Elvis was born. 1283 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,999 - He came to Barcelona with his wife. 1284 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,840 - With his wife. 1285 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:27,680 - She stayed there, 1286 00:56:27,681 --> 00:56:28,839 when he went to... - Mini break. 1287 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,680 She stayed there, 1288 00:56:29,681 --> 00:56:30,520 when he went to... - It's a good place 1289 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,442 for a mini break. 1290 00:56:31,443 --> 00:56:33,599 Is that what they were doing? 1291 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,519 Could they do that in those clays? 1292 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,488 - Do you want to learn something about the Civil War at all, 1293 00:56:37,489 --> 00:56:39,199 Or do you think it's like, I just think, 1294 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,725 no, I really don't give Damn the Civil War. 1295 00:56:40,726 --> 00:56:42,359 Not so interested in that. 1296 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,599 - I want to learn something about the Civil War. 1297 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,161 - Well, then he went out to Barcelona, ​​he left his wife there, 1298 00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,683 went to the front fight, 50 miles away. 1299 00:56:49,684 --> 00:56:51,569 When he came back, he was so disappointed. 1300 00:56:51,570 --> 00:56:54,999 with the intellectuals who They were back in Barcelona, 1301 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,729 When he returned there, he saw them all. 1302 00:56:56,730 --> 00:56:58,399 They would become bourgeois. 1303 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,763 They had lost sight of their ideals. 1304 00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:02,762 Said they were eating fantasy food in elegant restaurants. 1305 00:57:02,763 --> 00:57:04,884 So he came back to the front once more 1306 00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:06,723 and was finally shot in the throat. 1307 00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:08,799 He couldn't speak for six months. 1308 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,247 - Where there is a bullet for him throat when you need it? 1309 00:57:12,248 --> 00:57:15,483 I don't think if I told Sally, 1310 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,081 I'm going to fight, she wouldn't stop there, just say, 1311 00:57:19,082 --> 00:57:21,481 Okay, you're going to kill yourself. 1312 00:57:21,482 --> 00:57:23,279 - Yes, or kill. 1313 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,559 - That's a very good point, 1314 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,083 because that's something Otherwise I couldn't do it. 1315 00:57:26,084 --> 00:57:27,842 - I wouldn't fight in a war because I have children 1316 00:57:27,843 --> 00:57:28,727 - I have children. 1317 00:57:28,728 --> 00:57:31,559 - Yes, but if I didn't do it have children, I think I would 1318 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,400 be prepared for that. - I don't think you would. 1319 00:57:32,401 --> 00:57:33,240 - I think I would. 1320 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:34,319 - I think you'd like to think you would, 1321 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,160 but I don't think you would 1322 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,284 You could go and entertain the troops. 1323 00:57:36,285 --> 00:57:37,884 You could go and do Alan Partridge for the troops, 1324 00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:39,679 that's what you would do. 1325 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,001 And all these suitable men, who They are giving everything, 1326 00:57:42,002 --> 00:57:44,443 I would love how you came out and it was ah-ha. 1327 00:57:44,444 --> 00:57:47,205 You know what I'd like, yeah sniper caught you at that moment. 1328 00:57:47,206 --> 00:57:48,519 Ah-ugh. 1329 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:49,681 You didn't even finish the ah-ha. 1330 00:57:49,682 --> 00:57:51,199 You would just have to ah. 1331 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,999 - I would do that as my last breath. 1332 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,204 - I don't think you would. - I would like to. 1333 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,006 - No, you wouldn't. - Oh, 1334 00:57:56,007 --> 00:57:57,081 - If it went to the head, idiot. 1335 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,603 - Ah ha. 1336 00:57:58,604 --> 00:57:59,803 - You wouldn't say ah-ha. 1337 00:57:59,804 --> 00:58:00,926 - I would like to go out. 1338 00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,559 - There would be no ha. 1339 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,324 And I would say, if Steve were here now, 1340 00:58:04,325 --> 00:58:06,199 I know what I would say, ha... 1341 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,200 - Ha. - Hm. 1342 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,320 - Hello. 1343 00:58:15,321 --> 00:58:16,242 - Hello Steve. 1344 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,679 - Hello, Emma, ​​love. 1345 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,362 - How are you, how are you doing? 1346 00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,328 - Doing very well, yes. 1347 00:58:21,329 --> 00:58:23,919 - Well, well, how is Rob? 1348 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,439 -Rob is great, he is It's going very well, in fact. 1349 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,883 You're on, you're on... - I'm fine, I'm fine. 1350 00:58:27,884 --> 00:58:30,121 - Yes, you are on speaker, That's why I'm being nice. 1351 00:58:30,122 --> 00:58:31,919 - Hello how are you? 1352 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,079 - I love you, I'm just, eh, I call you to remind you 1353 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,445 I'll come see you tomorrow. 1354 00:58:35,446 --> 00:58:36,599 Hurrah. 1355 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,479 - Thank God, I'm at a breaking point. 1356 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,719 - Oh, wow, okay, great, and I'll bring Yolanda with me. 1357 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,358 Due to the fact that Is it the New York Times? 1358 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,200 - Oh, great. 1359 00:58:45,201 --> 00:58:46,042 - And the observer 1360 00:58:46,043 --> 00:58:48,611 - I just want to remember you, they love you 1361 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:52,919 dress like Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, is he okay? 1362 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,999 - What a surprise. 1363 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,044 - Which one am I? 1364 00:58:56,045 --> 00:58:57,642 - You must be our Sancho Panza. 1365 00:58:57,643 --> 00:58:58,562 Hey. 1366 00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:01,450 - Yes, supporting role, as always. 1367 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,450 - The Parador of Cuenca It is a majestic old convent, 1368 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,879 Be careful, perched above the Huecar gorge 1369 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,519 with stunning views of the old town. 1370 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,724 - Oh, that's right, look at that. 1371 00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:29,721 Oh, that's beautiful. - Very nice 1372 00:59:29,722 --> 00:59:32,200 Now don't look at it too much. 1373 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,239 - Hello. 1374 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,765 - Hello, it's Rob Brydon. 1375 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:52,479 - Uh, talking. 1376 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,999 - I have Matt Jenkins for you. 1377 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000 - Well. 1378 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,039 - Hello, Rob Bryden. 1379 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,119 - Hello. 1380 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:01,962 Hi Matt. 1381 01:00:01,963 --> 01:00:03,041 - Hello, man, how are you? 1382 01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:05,439 - Yes, I'm fine, how are you? 1383 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,282 - I'm fine, how are you, London? 1384 01:00:07,283 --> 01:00:08,324 - Oh, I'm in Spain. 1385 01:00:08,325 --> 01:00:10,129 I'm not in London, I'm in Spain. 1386 01:00:10,130 --> 01:00:11,359 - Hello Greg. 1387 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,159 - Hello, Steve, how are you? 1388 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,679 - I've been better. 1389 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,399 Do you know they brought a new writer in to rewrite missing? 1390 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,966 - Yes, but it's nothing, It's just, it's standard. 1391 01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:23,803 Just for a polish, that's all. 1392 01:00:23,804 --> 01:00:27,799 - I'm with Steve, with, uh, with Steve Coogan. 1393 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,839 - Ah, Steve Coogan, Yes, yes, good, good. 1394 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,161 - Is this the Matt who is Steve's agent? 1395 01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:37,439 - Yes, it is, well, no, I I mean, I left the agency. 1396 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,090 We met at Sundance, remember that. 1397 01:00:39,091 --> 01:00:42,559 - I have two Oscar nominations. 1398 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,722 Uh, the last movie I wrote was four Academy Award nominations 1399 01:00:45,723 --> 01:00:47,322 - Yeah, I know, but Joey, he's really, 1400 01:00:47,323 --> 01:00:48,924 he's great, he's ready and he's coming. 1401 01:00:48,925 --> 01:00:50,239 UP and coming? 1402 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,605 I got up and came. 1403 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,402 I already got up and came. 1404 01:00:53,403 --> 01:00:56,131 - You have, no, yes, absolutely, You have, Steve, you have. 1405 01:00:56,132 --> 01:01:00,839 - Look, let me cut to the chase, I saw you in the 1406 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,648 Rider. - The hunter. 1407 01:01:01,649 --> 01:01:04,119 - The Huntsman, I saw you in The Huntsman. 1408 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,281 I thought you were fantastic, man. 1409 01:01:05,282 --> 01:01:07,281 I mean, really, you burned the screen. 1410 01:01:07,282 --> 01:01:09,404 You got it, that little guy. walk dwarf what did you do. 1411 01:01:09,405 --> 01:01:12,244 The screen loves you, but you they were being underutilized there. 1412 01:01:12,245 --> 01:01:14,719 So let me get to the point, okay. 1413 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,562 You should be doing what Nick Frost is doing it. 1414 01:01:17,563 --> 01:01:19,961 - Well, I did it, I did it The Hunter with him. 1415 01:01:19,962 --> 01:01:21,166 - This is what I'm saying. 1416 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:24,919 You should be doing what James Corden is doing it. 1417 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,524 You know, he's the biggest thing on television. 1418 01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:30,039 - I was with James on Gavin and Stacey. 1419 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,639 - I heard about it, it was it's supposed to be fantastic 1420 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,449 I, I, uh, I lost it, but I'm definitely going to get a copy. 1421 01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,807 You know, you should be the new Simon Pegg. 1422 01:01:36,808 --> 01:01:40,159 You should be, you could be, you will be 1423 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,759 the new Ricky Gervais. 1424 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,725 - Oh, God, well, Ricky, That's what we all dream of. 1425 01:01:44,726 --> 01:01:46,126 -What does Jeff think of this? 1426 01:01:46,127 --> 01:01:47,323 - Jeff is fine with that. 1427 01:01:47,324 --> 01:01:49,684 Jeff is too busy making another script for Fox, then he... 1428 01:01:49,685 --> 01:01:51,959 -What script is Jeff doing for Fox? 1429 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,800 I didn't know. 1430 01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:54,325 - George Clooney's script. 1431 01:01:54,326 --> 01:01:55,799 -George Clooney? 1432 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,685 Well, okay, I had no idea about that. 1433 01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,804 Another thing I had no idea about. 1434 01:01:59,805 --> 01:02:01,722 - Have you ever done any hosting? 1435 01:02:01,723 --> 01:02:03,688 You know, the awards ceremony? 1436 01:02:03,689 --> 01:02:05,719 - I received the LA BAFTA once. 1437 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,879 - The fact that? 1438 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,439 Do they have THE BAFTA? 1439 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,766 Who do they give them to? 1440 01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:12,479 Listen, it doesn't matter, you should to host the Golden Globes. 1441 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,719 This is what I'm talking about. 1442 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,559 - It's my script, I wrote It's, well, I co-wrote it, 1443 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,445 I'm producing it, I'm going to star in it, 1444 01:02:19,446 --> 01:02:22,799 not Tim Huddleston or some another fucking classy fucking. 1445 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,086 - This should be the best phone call 1446 01:02:24,087 --> 01:02:27,839 this will be the best phone call you ever had. 1447 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,762 - Yes. 1448 01:02:28,763 --> 01:02:29,839 - It's my movie, okay? 1449 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,680 - Of course it is. 1450 01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,488 - That's what it's going to be. 1451 01:02:31,489 --> 01:02:32,811 Fine, thanks. 1452 01:02:39,925 --> 01:02:42,839 - That's what you should be doing. 1453 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,565 - Stands out like a sore thumb. 1454 01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,679 That's what Laurie needed pay your way through Spain 1455 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680 He searched. 1456 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,888 - Thank you. 1457 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,399 - You know what, eh, Cuenca It was one of the last places 1458 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,519 fall into the hands of the fascists in the Civil War 1459 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,759 on March 29, 1939. 1460 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,645 - Excellent position, is at the top, 1461 01:03:16,646 --> 01:03:19,562 very difficult to attack, and very easy to defend 1462 01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,403 - Yes, and they can They have resisted very well, 1463 01:03:21,404 --> 01:03:24,399 if it weren't for the fact that the army, 1464 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,523 the republican army, 1465 01:03:25,524 --> 01:03:27,282 turned against the socialist government. 1466 01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:30,639 If it weren't for that Franco he may as well have not won 1467 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,640 - Hello. 1468 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,959 - I gave you money before, friend. 1469 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,323 - Oh yeah, sorry guys, take care of yourselves. 1470 01:03:35,324 --> 01:03:37,207 - You can have a drink with us, if you want, however. 1471 01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,165 - Yeah? - Yes. 1472 01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,000 - Are you sure? 1473 01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:39,965 - Yes, have a beer. 1474 01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:41,325 - I'm with Steve. - That would be lovely. 1475 01:03:41,326 --> 01:03:42,446 Cheers Friend. - No worries. 1476 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,247 - You sound very good. 1477 01:03:45,248 --> 01:03:46,439 - Thanks man. 1478 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,930 - Especially as your backup singers. 1479 01:03:47,931 --> 01:03:49,439 - Oh yeah, hardly Ronettes, right? 1480 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,407 - Do you know them? 1481 01:03:50,408 --> 01:03:53,006 - Um, yeah, I guess. near acquaintances, perhaps. 1482 01:03:53,007 --> 01:03:54,919 - Wow. - Yes. 1483 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,725 - So you guys are on vacation? 1484 01:03:56,726 --> 01:03:57,999 - No, we are working. 1485 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Correct? 1486 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,839 - I'm writing a book about myself, um, 1487 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,799 type of trip through Spain. 1488 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,759 Replicating a trip I took when I was, 1489 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,602 when I was a younger man 1490 01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:12,959 It's a little bit inspired by Laurie Lee, 1491 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,599 you know, when I got out of one 1492 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,485 Summer morning. - Summer morning. 1493 01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:16,561 Yes I know. - But we are driving it. 1494 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,599 Cheers. 1495 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,599 - Greetings, Dude, yes, I love Laurie. 1496 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,443 - That's part of the reason when I saw you busking there, 1497 01:04:21,444 --> 01:04:23,202 I thought this is our Laurie Lee, 1498 01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:24,839 'Cause he paid his way through Spain 1499 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,680 doing the same. 1500 01:04:25,681 --> 01:04:27,170 - With a violin, yes. - Yes it is true. 1501 01:04:27,171 --> 01:04:28,559 - Yes, right now. 1502 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,919 So, do you stay long in Cuenca? 1503 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,760 - One day in each place. 1504 01:04:32,761 --> 01:04:33,568 I'm writing restaurant reviews, 1505 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:35,479 so we go to a city, there we are, clay 1506 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,322 and then we continue. 1507 01:04:36,323 --> 01:04:38,639 - Oh, you've been to San Sebastian for food. 1508 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,005 It is the best place in Spain to eat 1509 01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,398 for a country mile - Yes I know. 1510 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,684 - We were near there in Santander, 1511 01:04:42,685 --> 01:04:43,602 isn't it? - Yes. 1512 01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:45,119 - Or Catalonia, not just Barcelona. 1513 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,199 The food is excellent, yes. 1514 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,087 - No. - Yes. 1515 01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:48,639 well just 1516 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,085 We were going to go there, we just thought 1517 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:51,241 It was a little too obvious. 1518 01:04:51,242 --> 01:04:53,843 We're trying to do things that's a little, more or less, 1519 01:04:53,844 --> 01:04:55,519 the type of nooks and crannies, 1520 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,931 a little off the beaten path a little bit. 1521 01:04:56,932 --> 01:04:58,919 - Like Sanlúcar, near Cádiz. 1522 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,886 The tuna there is absolutely Bang-on, I love that. 1523 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:01,722 - Yes, I know, yes. 1524 01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,721 It's more like culture than food, 1525 01:05:03,722 --> 01:05:04,999 Although food is part of it, 1526 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,490 but it's more like kind of culture, I guess. 1527 01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:10,399 - But it is food and culture what are you looking for, 1528 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,479 Valencia. 1529 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,320 - Valencia. 1530 01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:13,160 - Yes, you probably know. 1531 01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:14,239 Montana House? - Yes, yes. 1532 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,558 - Yes, it's the best. 1533 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,402 - I know. 1534 01:05:16,403 --> 01:05:17,959 - And Valencia has the Holy Grail. 1535 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,042 - How long does it take get to Valencia from here? 1536 01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:22,201 - Valencia is like two hours away, man, it's close. 1537 01:05:22,202 --> 01:05:23,679 - Let's go to Valencia. 1538 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,601 - Well no, we are not going to go to Valencia 1539 01:05:25,602 --> 01:05:26,679 - Go to Valencia. - We have a full schedule. 1540 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,520 - No. 1541 01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:29,043 - We can go to Valencia, It's only two hours. 1542 01:05:29,044 --> 01:05:30,279 - We have an elaborate calendar. 1543 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,085 We have been pre-ordered route taking in some... 1544 01:05:33,086 --> 01:05:34,319 - Where's the fun in that? 1545 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,679 Off the path, man. 1546 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,205 - We are getting off track. 1547 01:05:37,206 --> 01:05:39,399 by not going places like Catalonia, then... 1548 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,399 - Oh, okay. 1549 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,402 - You can go for us. 1550 01:05:42,403 --> 01:05:43,559 - I will do it, again. 1551 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,159 - Well, again, yes, okay. 1552 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,650 Listen, I'm going to direct back to the hotel anyway, 1553 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,199 So, I'm going to go. 1554 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,245 - Are you going back to the hotel? 1555 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:51,082 - Yes. - Now? 1556 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,199 - Yes, yes. 1557 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,239 You are fine, you will be all here with, uh, man. 1558 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,444 Maybe I'll play you some songs. 1559 01:05:56,445 --> 01:05:58,600 Okay buddy, good luck. with your Bo Diddley stuff. 1560 01:05:58,601 --> 01:05:59,522 - Thanks for the beer, friend. 1561 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,726 - No, don't worry, it's okay. 1562 01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,882 - Okay, see you later. 1563 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:06,927 - I'm sorry about that. 1564 01:06:06,928 --> 01:06:08,159 - Touched a nerve, no more. 1565 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:12,324 He doesn't like to be told things he thinks he knows. 1566 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,559 - Hello. 1567 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,769 - Hello, you look delicious and tasty. 1568 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,799 - Like a piece of ham? 1569 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,679 - Oh, okay, then, you look sexy. 1570 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,959 - Don't feel too sexy. 1571 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,610 I had a talk with the builders 1572 01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:33,359 and they can't start for another month. 1573 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,359 - Hello, Mischa. 1574 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,679 - Hello, where are you? 1575 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,199 - I had a fan call today. 1576 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,726 Do you remember the Agent Steve used to have 1577 01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:44,165 in LA named Matt? 1578 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,479 - More or less, yes. 1579 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,079 - Look, when you come back, I was thinking 1580 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,559 maybe we could go to Rachel it's for the weekend. 1581 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,479 - Fantastic, Yes, I would love to do that. 1582 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,447 - Good place. 1583 01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:57,439 - Yes, but you know what? 1584 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,564 Yeah, well, we'll definitely do that, 1585 01:06:58,565 --> 01:06:59,641 but why don't you come earlier? 1586 01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,999 -He wants me to go with him, 1587 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,319 and be represented by him in LA. 1588 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,205 - Surely there isn't point on that, is it there? 1589 01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:08,526 - Absolutely correct answer. 1590 01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:10,282 Well done, I'll give you two points for that. 1591 01:07:10,283 --> 01:07:12,044 And that's what I'll tell you 1592 01:07:12,045 --> 01:07:15,879 this little american mate in my own way, huh... 1593 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,399 - And it's very far from me. 1594 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,367 - Yes, of course. 1595 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,761 - But shouldn't Joe go out? 1596 01:07:20,762 --> 01:07:22,804 - Yes, but he You can do your own thing. 1597 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,163 You know, he's a big kid. 1598 01:07:24,164 --> 01:07:25,683 - How old is he now? 1599 01:07:25,684 --> 01:07:27,761 - He is 20 years old now. 1600 01:07:27,762 --> 01:07:29,086 - Oh, you better be careful. 1601 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,081 I may like you more than I like you. 1602 01:07:31,082 --> 01:07:33,003 - Yes, you are disgusting. 1603 01:07:33,004 --> 01:07:35,999 - Look, I have to go, I'll talk to you later. 1604 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,650 - Okay, bye- 1605 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,559 - Oh, they're here. 1606 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,560 Hey, you. 1607 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,640 - Hello. 1608 01:08:16,641 --> 01:08:17,480 - Hello. 1609 01:08:17,481 --> 01:08:18,322 - How are you'? - Hey. 1610 01:08:18,323 --> 01:08:19,763 How good to see you. - Likewise. 1611 01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:21,724 How's it going? - Thank you, how are you? 1612 01:08:21,725 --> 01:08:22,923 - Great, yes. 1613 01:08:22,924 --> 01:08:24,159 - I'm glad to see you. 1614 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,119 - Hello hello. - It's good to see you again. 1615 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,121 How was your flight? 1616 01:08:27,122 --> 01:08:28,121 - Yes, it was very good. 1617 01:08:28,122 --> 01:08:29,519 So, photographs. 1618 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,568 - Look, it's just uphill. - What about them? 1619 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,211 - Yes, I am I'm going to have them there. 1620 01:08:39,212 --> 01:08:40,247 Yes. 1621 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,999 - These are approximately two sizes too big, my shoes. 1622 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,401 - Yes, well, this is really painful. 1623 01:08:48,402 --> 01:08:51,279 I don't know how someone I could fight this. 1624 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,439 -You look- 1625 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,679 - What size shoes did you give them? 1626 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,648 - The size you sent me. 1627 01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:59,279 - I wear a seven, these It feels like a 10 or an 11. 1628 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,601 - You just have to use them for a minute so... 1629 01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:02,759 It's okay, Steve. 1630 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,279 - So, are you ready? 1631 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,405 - We could have changed, Uh, up here, not down there. 1632 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,121 - I can push you. 1633 01:09:10,122 --> 01:09:11,531 - One two three. 1634 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,839 Well. 1635 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:14,760 - I can give you a push. 1636 01:09:14,761 --> 01:09:15,600 - If you need I can give you a hand. 1637 01:09:15,601 --> 01:09:17,250 - No, I don't need any. Help, I've done it before 1638 01:09:17,251 --> 01:09:20,239 One two three. 1639 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,999 - Yes, Coogs. 1640 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,399 - It's just about getting the time right 1641 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,400 Good. 1642 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,164 - There is no saddle. 1643 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,959 Hold on. 1644 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,800 Okay, make it quick now. 1645 01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:32,767 - They lick their own asses. 1646 01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:35,479 Uh oh. 1647 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:38,845 Take the photo. 1648 01:09:38,846 --> 01:09:39,680 - Just take the photo. 1649 01:09:39,681 --> 01:09:41,409 Just take the photo. 1650 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,524 What are you doing there? Is she on the internet? 1651 01:09:44,927 --> 01:09:45,967 Just take the photo! 1652 01:09:45,968 --> 01:09:48,599 - Yes, I'm coming, Rob. 1653 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,090 - Okay, guys. 1654 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,399 - Don Quixote had three trips, I think. 1655 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,084 He had the one he he went out on his own. 1656 01:10:02,085 --> 01:10:04,763 And he came back, and he only Sancho Panza did it. 1657 01:10:04,764 --> 01:10:07,922 And then there was the sequel, and This is now your third trip. 1658 01:10:07,923 --> 01:10:09,410 - When Cervantes wrote the sequel, 1659 01:10:09,411 --> 01:10:13,039 meanwhile, after he written the first part, 1660 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,439 there was a fake sequel published, 1661 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:19,519 then he entered the fake sequel to its real sequel, 1662 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,079 so he did that part of the story. 1663 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,162 So when he comes out, he was in his travels in the second book, 1664 01:10:23,163 --> 01:10:25,843 meets people who read the fake sequel, 1665 01:10:25,844 --> 01:10:28,923 and then he can spit it out within the pages like Don Quixote. 1666 01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:33,759 That's so bold and innovative, and it's 500 years ago. 1667 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,239 So, it was indeed postmodern, 1668 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,049 before there was any modern to be published. 1669 01:10:38,050 --> 01:10:39,405 - Amazing. 1670 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,679 - Cervantes, of course, when he was 37 years old, 1671 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,359 She married a 19-year-old young man. 1672 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,845 - Impressive for a man with one arm. 1673 01:10:51,846 --> 01:10:53,405 - 30 years ago, when I came to Spain, 1674 01:10:53,406 --> 01:10:56,399 I was 18 years old, and I was chasing a 37-year-old woman. 1675 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,641 - She was 37 years old, on the contrary. - The reverse, the reverse. 1676 01:10:58,642 --> 01:11:01,366 - I wasn't doing that kind of thing. cliché with a younger woman. 1677 01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:04,284 - No absolutely not. - She was older than me. 1678 01:11:04,285 --> 01:11:07,799 - Now would you be with a woman 20 years older? 1679 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,041 - Well, not me, that's right, I I think that's it, that's it... 1680 01:11:10,042 --> 01:11:11,439 - I'll ask again. 1681 01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:13,679 Will you now be with a woman 20, 1682 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,125 a 70 year old man? - Honestly, that's academic. 1683 01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:16,639 That's academic. 1684 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,119 -She could be anywhere profession, it doesn't matter. 1685 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,484 - He imagined that the inns They were castles, right? 1686 01:11:24,485 --> 01:11:26,003 in your imagination - Indeed. 1687 01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:27,639 - We've been staying in inns. 1688 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,563 - Well, we have literally been stay in castles 1689 01:11:29,564 --> 01:11:30,799 - Sorry, we have, yes. 1690 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,323 We have been staying in castles, I think they are inns. 1691 01:11:32,324 --> 01:11:33,890 He stayed in inns, but he They thought they were castles, 1692 01:11:33,891 --> 01:11:35,519 so it's, uh, like, uh... 1693 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,204 - The other way around. - Circulates in a spiral. 1694 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,361 Like a wheel within a wheel. - Yes. 1695 01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:42,039 - Never ends or begins on a reel that rotates constantly. 1696 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:42,882 - Yes. 1697 01:11:42,883 --> 01:11:45,039 - Like the circles you find 1698 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,399 in the windmills of your mind. 1699 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,845 - H-windmills. - H-windmills. 1700 01:11:49,846 --> 01:11:52,839 - That could be a postmodern manifesto. 1701 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,599 I really could. - Or a beautiful song 1702 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,600 from the 70s 1703 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:24,202 -Spanish Fly, Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan. 1704 01:12:24,203 --> 01:12:25,599 Wonderful things about them. 1705 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,965 Now don't forget to come with us this morning... 1706 01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:29,042 - Let me interrupt you there, 1707 01:12:29,043 --> 01:12:31,119 Old Kineebles, my old friend. 1708 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:31,962 - Oh. 1709 01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:34,611 - Because anyone who is anyone will know 1710 01:12:34,612 --> 01:12:37,968 that Herb Albert song title 1711 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,799 It's Spanish Flea, not Spanish Fly. 1712 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,770 - Can I be so bold as to put you in a small point, 1713 01:12:44,771 --> 01:12:49,759 That's not Herb Albert, It's Herb Alpert, with a P. 1714 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,199 - Oh, yes. - You have your Ps 1715 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,247 and your Bs mixed in there. 1716 01:12:52,248 --> 01:12:54,359 - You have your fleas and your flies everywhere. 1717 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,519 - And you have your - And I have 1718 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,646 - Ps and our Bs. - Ps and I Bs. 1719 01:12:56,647 --> 01:12:58,759 I threw you a little bone with a mistake there 1720 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,205 so you can choose me, so we all are, 1721 01:13:00,206 --> 01:13:01,919 so we're all even Steven. 1722 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,439 - Although we will probably never know 1723 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,248 If that were the truth, would we do it? 1724 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,239 I mean... - Bs, flies, Ps, Bs. 1725 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,399 - You put a P in the wrong place. 1726 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,811 I peed in the wrong place once. 1727 01:13:08,812 --> 01:13:10,844 They won't let me back in that supermarket again. 1728 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,884 - Yes, and don't forget that you know 1729 01:13:12,885 --> 01:13:14,291 Time flies like an arrow, 1730 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:16,726 but the fruit flies like a banana. 1731 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,759 - This is beautiful, very calming. 1732 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,399 - Yes. - It's wonderful. 1733 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,242 It's interesting, isn't it? 1734 01:13:41,243 --> 01:13:45,239 We start at the birthplace of King Ferdinand, 1735 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,479 and here we are at the place where they were buried 1736 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:50,322 - Here? 1737 01:13:50,323 --> 01:13:51,999 - Yes, at the hotel. 1738 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,284 - It wasn't a hotel then, however. 1739 01:13:53,285 --> 01:13:54,725 - No, it wasn't then. - That would be horrible, wouldn't it? 1740 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:55,759 Terrible. 1741 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,250 You have a reservation 1742 01:13:57,251 --> 01:13:58,519 Uh, Smith. 1743 01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,839 - Corpses of. 1744 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,886 - Wait a moment please, We are about to bury the king. 1745 01:14:01,887 --> 01:14:02,722 Please what? 1746 01:14:02,723 --> 01:14:04,679 Yes, we have a gym. 1747 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,569 - Why are they buried in Granada then? 1748 01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:10,959 - Because this is the last one city to fall to the Catholics. 1749 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,599 That's why they call them the Catholic king and queen. 1750 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,807 What happens with the Moors is They were much more tolerant 1751 01:14:16,808 --> 01:14:18,445 than the Catholics who came after them. 1752 01:14:18,446 --> 01:14:20,044 - I am a great admirer of the Moors. 1753 01:14:20,045 --> 01:14:23,931 Oh, Dudley Moore, Christy Moore, Patrick Moore? 1754 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,039 - No more please. 1755 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,399 -Roger Moore. - No. 1756 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,399 - Now when I think about The Moors are here in Spain, 1757 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,839 I can honestly say that We had a wonderful time. 1758 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,759 Mother booked a vacation, and we arrived, 1759 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,719 and I found the hotel to be to our liking. 1760 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,924 - Of course, what you are forgetting to point out 1761 01:14:44,925 --> 01:14:47,764 is that the Moors, when they conquered Spain 1762 01:14:47,765 --> 01:14:51,479 at the beginning of the 8th century, they found a Europe 1763 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,801 that was still very much in the Dark Ages. 1764 01:14:53,802 --> 01:14:55,759 - It was pitch black. 1765 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,725 - But they, of course, build beautiful palaces like this. 1766 01:14:58,726 --> 01:15:00,285 They were way ahead of their time. 1767 01:15:00,286 --> 01:15:03,409 - I have to tell you, when They were building these palaces, 1768 01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:06,959 my companion Moores, mother, father and sister 1769 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,201 sometimes we meet a worker 1770 01:15:09,202 --> 01:15:13,559 who perhaps wasn't working hard enough as fast as I would like. 1771 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,359 Then I would tell him... 1772 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,486 - Move! - Move! 1773 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,365 - Move! - Move! 1774 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,086 Many of them thought They were listening to cows. 1775 01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:26,039 - About doing Roger Moore. 1776 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:26,848 Yeah? 1777 01:15:26,849 --> 01:15:28,799 - Less is more. 1778 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,642 - Ah, you've met my brother Les. 1779 01:15:30,643 --> 01:15:32,242 - If you can leave it... - Les, come in. 1780 01:15:32,243 --> 01:15:34,284 That's right, I'm also a Moore. 1781 01:15:34,285 --> 01:15:36,085 Les Moore. - I was trying to imply 1782 01:15:36,086 --> 01:15:39,562 that you must always leave your audience wanting more. 1783 01:15:39,563 --> 01:15:42,239 - My audience constantly wants more 1784 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,879 and that's what I give them. 1785 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,199 Roger Moore. 1786 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,519 - Moore, quit when you're ahead. 1787 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,409 - They introduced the orange to Spain. 1788 01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:53,359 - The wastelands? - Yes. 1789 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,759 - Really? - Yes. 1790 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:55,727 - From where? 1791 01:15:55,728 --> 01:15:58,079 - I guess Morocco, that is where they are from originally. 1792 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,241 - Correct. - I can explain it to you, 1793 01:15:59,242 --> 01:16:00,523 If you want, it was my mother. 1794 01:16:00,524 --> 01:16:02,639 She packed one in her carry-on. 1795 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,801 - You didn't get the hint, did you? 1796 01:16:03,802 --> 01:16:06,079 - No. - On one of his vacations. 1797 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,081 To what I said, Mother, What are you doing? 1798 01:16:08,082 --> 01:16:09,161 She said, hush, Roger, 1799 01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:11,639 I will present the orange to Spain. 1800 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,402 - And another thing that the Moors introduced 1801 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,679 It was, of course, our number system. 1802 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,569 - That's right, we brought a calculator with us 1803 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,961 - Because basically we I used to use Roman numerals, 1804 01:16:19,962 --> 01:16:21,286 and it was only when they brought 1805 01:16:21,287 --> 01:16:24,011 the Arabic numeral system that developed that 1806 01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:27,209 in the number system we use today. 1807 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,879 - Mother said it would never work. 1808 01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,211 - This is really crazy. - Father said he will. 1809 01:16:33,212 --> 01:16:36,599 - The fact is that the Moors They were much more sophisticated. 1810 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,442 - Yes. - They knew about medicine, 1811 01:16:37,443 --> 01:16:40,759 philosophy, mathematics. - Yes correct. 1812 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,841 - Astronomy. - We love to look at the stars 1813 01:16:42,842 --> 01:16:45,127 - Very, very, much more advanced than, 1814 01:16:45,128 --> 01:16:47,479 and he also managed to get married. 1815 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,444 -My parents got married, you are absolutely right 1816 01:16:49,445 --> 01:16:50,759 They married at a young age, 1817 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:51,602 They had my sister and me. 1818 01:16:51,603 --> 01:16:53,409 - Rob, Rob, seriously. 1819 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,365 He has, like, Tourette's. 1820 01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:59,842 - The wonderful day my uncle Bertie gave the sermon, 1821 01:16:59,843 --> 01:17:02,519 He was a preacher, you know? 1822 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,362 - Greek philosophers were translated 1823 01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:06,679 in Arabic by the Moors. - Alright. 1824 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,886 - It was just - Thank you very much. 1825 01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:09,039 - During the Crusades, 1826 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,644 when they invaded Toledo... - It was a pleasure to do it. 1827 01:17:10,645 --> 01:17:12,483 And father, sitting at his desk, 1828 01:17:12,484 --> 01:17:14,639 translating night and clay. 1829 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,958 My mother told him: - So they translated 1830 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,961 - Aristotle - when are you going to drink 1831 01:17:16,962 --> 01:17:18,323 Roger to the park? - teachings 1832 01:17:18,324 --> 01:17:20,923 - The teachings of Aristotle were translated into Arabic 1833 01:17:20,924 --> 01:17:24,239 by the Muslims, and then during the Crusades the canvas... 1834 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,004 - Why didn't you say that Were they cloned by the Moors? 1835 01:17:26,005 --> 01:17:27,570 Are you trying to discourage me? 1836 01:17:27,571 --> 01:17:28,799 - What what? 1837 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:29,839 - Please yes. 1838 01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,044 - You have stopped saying Moores, 1839 01:17:31,045 --> 01:17:32,326 and you have started saying Muslims. 1840 01:17:32,327 --> 01:17:36,759 And I find that a little racially offensive 1841 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,039 - Please continue. 1842 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,201 - You started by referring to me For us like the Moores, 1843 01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,122 now you refer to us as muslims. 1844 01:17:42,123 --> 01:17:43,526 - The Moors were Muslims. 1845 01:17:43,527 --> 01:17:45,679 -But why did you start with Moores? 1846 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,486 - It doesn't matter. 1847 01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:47,845 The people I'm talking about about were one and the same 1848 01:17:47,846 --> 01:17:48,921 Moors with the Muslims. 1849 01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:52,559 - I'm not Roger Muslim, I'm Roger Moore. 1850 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,239 - Dear God. 1851 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,679 Oh dear. 1852 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,205 Oh, I got you a ticket first thing. 1853 01:17:57,206 --> 01:17:58,606 in the morning to see the Alhambra. 1854 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,399 - Oh, great, great, great. 1855 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,561 - Rob, I have one for you too. 1856 01:18:01,562 --> 01:18:04,206 - Can I come later, can I Am I going after breakfast? 1857 01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:05,611 - He'll be busy. 1858 01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,959 - Yolanda, you should come with me. 1859 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,039 - I can't, I have to take a early flight back to London. 1860 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,848 - Really? 1861 01:18:11,849 --> 01:18:12,919 It's a shame. 1862 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,199 - Leaving me alone with him? 1863 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,441 - Oh, you won't be alone, I am coming with you to Malaga 1864 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:19,330 I'm going to make sure Joe comes to you safely. 1865 01:18:19,331 --> 01:18:21,322 - Thank the Lord. - Excellent. 1866 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,199 - Hello. 1867 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,439 - Hello, hey, dad. 1868 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,319 - Hey how are you? 1869 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,083 - Um, yeah, Am I okay, how are you? 1870 01:18:37,084 --> 01:18:39,481 - Great, really looking We look forward to your visit 1871 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:40,639 I'm Maya from Marc. 1872 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,479 I missed you, friend. 1873 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,927 - Uh, yeah, that's what I was calling about reality. 1874 01:18:45,928 --> 01:18:49,039 - Yes, Emma, she is been in touch, right? 1875 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,690 She said she has organized all the flights 1876 01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,919 and what do you have, then... 1877 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,126 - I can't go. 1878 01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:58,399 - What are you talking about? 1879 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,559 - I can't go. 1880 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,131 I need to stay here with Helen. 1881 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,040 - What's happening? 1882 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,041 Talk to me. 1883 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,325 - She's pregnant. 1884 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,439 - You're fucking kidding. 1885 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:18,839 - She is, she is pregnant. - Idiot. 1886 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,959 - I need to stay here with her 1887 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,644 so we can discover what we are going to do 1888 01:19:22,645 --> 01:19:25,482 - Wait, wait, is that you? Are you sure you are pregnant? 1889 01:19:25,483 --> 01:19:27,005 - Yes, she is definitely pregnant. 1890 01:19:27,006 --> 01:19:29,919 - And are you sure it's yours? 1891 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,039 - Dad. 1892 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,040 - Um. 1893 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,560 Um. 1894 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,561 You are 20 years old, you are too young to have a child. 1895 01:19:40,562 --> 01:19:42,688 You know, it's whatever decision you make now. 1896 01:19:42,689 --> 01:19:47,079 will have ramifications for the rest of your life. 1897 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,279 - Yes, I know, but I'm not alone 1898 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,281 make decisions for me anymore. 1899 01:19:51,282 --> 01:19:52,723 I need to think about her, 1900 01:19:52,724 --> 01:19:54,848 and we need to think about what we are going to do 1901 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,119 - Good. - I'm sorry. 1902 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:02,919 - Listen, you don't. I have to apologize, okay? 1903 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,559 It's okay, it doesn't matter about coming here. 1904 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,399 Just, um, well, whatever. It happens, I'm here for you. 1905 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,365 All good? 1906 01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,202 - Thank you Dad. 1907 01:20:12,203 --> 01:20:13,839 - And I love you. 1908 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,319 - I love you too. 1909 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,049 - Okay, listen, um... 1910 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,919 Don't worry about it, okay? 1911 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,999 - Yes. 1912 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,844 - I love you, and I will we'll talk later, okay? 1913 01:20:28,845 --> 01:20:30,039 - I love you too. 1914 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,600 - I have this. 1915 01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:22,403 - Hello good morning. 1916 01:21:22,404 --> 01:21:24,209 - Good morning, friend, Coogan. 1917 01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:27,039 -How was the Alhambra? 1918 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,479 - It was, uh, good, it was good, 1919 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:32,450 but it was, uh, you know, beautiful, 1920 01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,479 spiritual, blah, blah, blah. 1921 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:36,480 - Are you OK? 1922 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,039 - Joe won't come out. 1923 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,679 - That? Because? 1924 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:44,639 - Uh, his girlfriend is pregnant. 1925 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,687 - Oh my God. 1926 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,360 - Bloody hell. 1927 01:21:48,361 --> 01:21:49,202 - What are you going to do? 1928 01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,646 - Well, I told him he had options. 1929 01:21:51,647 --> 01:21:53,239 - What does that mean? 1930 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,241 - Well, he's too young to be dressed. 1931 01:21:55,242 --> 01:21:57,049 He's not very worldly, you know? 1932 01:21:57,050 --> 01:22:00,719 - You know what this means, right? 1933 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,519 ♪ Grandpa, grandpa 1934 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,602 ♪ We love you - I hadn't thought about that. 1935 01:22:05,603 --> 01:22:09,730 - I would start thinking about that. 1936 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,479 - He's going to be a grandfather. 1937 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,239 - Thank you Lord. 1938 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,079 - Look at those, ah. 1939 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,443 - Look, a lot people think they are ugly, 1940 01:22:26,444 --> 01:22:27,362 because they are modern, but I think 1941 01:22:27,363 --> 01:22:30,199 They are beautiful because They are functional. 1942 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,929 Tilting in turbines, that's what i should call 1943 01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:34,039 my book about Spain. 1944 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,565 - Good idea. 1945 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:41,282 Oh, look, Maro. 1946 01:22:41,283 --> 01:22:43,408 It's not where you were I'm taking Joe diving. 1947 01:22:43,409 --> 01:22:44,919 - Yes, it was, yes. 1948 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,810 I brought it here as a baby when I was filming. 1949 01:22:47,811 --> 01:22:49,399 - How old was he? 1950 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,079 - Ah, about six months. 1951 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:51,922 - Aww. 1952 01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:54,599 - You know, we could still stop, we have time. 1953 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,090 - I'll go diving with you, if you want 1954 01:22:56,091 --> 01:22:57,359 It could be Joe. 1955 01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,601 - You dressed in a diaper, crawling on the beach, 1956 01:22:59,602 --> 01:23:03,039 eating sand, has only limited appeal. 1957 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,246 - Well, it wouldn't be for everyone, 1958 01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,763 I mean, I'm the first to admit. 1959 01:23:05,764 --> 01:23:06,966 - No, it was a long time ago, 1960 01:23:06,967 --> 01:23:10,559 when he was still married to his mother. 1961 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560 Yes. 1962 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,849 - Do you know who lives in Malaga? 1963 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:44,719 - The mayor of Malaga. 1964 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,799 - Yes correct. - Thank you. 1965 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,079 -And Sean Connery. 1966 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,239 - Marbella, Mr. Coogan, Marbella, 1967 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:51,730 your companion, the lord, He lives in Marbella. 1968 01:23:51,731 --> 01:23:54,451 - Yes, but he flies to Malaga. 1969 01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:00,479 - By all accounts he is a highly respected 1970 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,359 pillar of this society. 1971 01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,719 - Yes, he is very active in civic duties. 1972 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,719 - I like to get involved. 1973 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,449 Recycling, for example, 1974 01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:13,919 Plastics on a Friday, cardboard on a Saturday. 1975 01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,602 - Do you expect me to talk? 1976 01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,728 No, Mr. Bond, I hope you die. 1977 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:26,839 -When he met Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman 1978 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,566 to discuss the role, when he left the meeting, 1979 01:24:29,567 --> 01:24:31,324 They looked out the window, 1980 01:24:31,325 --> 01:24:35,919 and he said not yet, and He said, what are you doing? 1981 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,127 - Getting ready to do Sean Connery. 1982 01:24:38,128 --> 01:24:41,279 - It seems like you're already doing it. 1983 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,324 When he left the building 1984 01:24:42,325 --> 01:24:44,242 and walked out down Regent Street 1985 01:24:44,243 --> 01:24:46,806 They looked down and He said, "That man is Bond." 1986 01:24:46,807 --> 01:24:48,359 "He moves like a panther." 1987 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,360 - Like a panther. 1988 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,566 - Yes, but walking like one panther is not enough 1989 01:24:52,567 --> 01:24:55,119 to put on the role of James Bond. 1990 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:59,079 Because, of course, Bond is also something like a bulldog. 1991 01:24:59,080 --> 01:24:59,965 So, there was... 1992 01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,088 - It was mainly that I had to - It had to be a combination 1993 01:25:02,089 --> 01:25:05,242 - walks like a panther. - Of a panther and a bulldog. 1994 01:25:05,243 --> 01:25:06,651 Apologies if I've been dragging 1995 01:25:06,652 --> 01:25:10,639 my ass 'round the carpet because I can have worms. 1996 01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,079 - I have a lot of itching ano, I apologize now, 1997 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,366 but it is part and parcel - Show your bloody itchy anus. 1998 01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:16,245 - Of being a panther on the clock. 1999 01:25:16,246 --> 01:25:17,885 -When you introduce me to Blofeld, 2000 01:25:17,886 --> 01:25:20,611 maybe i should fold up and lick my balls. 2001 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,121 I think I do enough good gentleman, right? 2002 01:25:28,122 --> 01:25:30,084 - Yes. - Actually, yes. 2003 01:25:30,085 --> 01:25:32,763 With the best in the world You could never be El Cid. 2004 01:25:32,764 --> 01:25:34,569 You could be a guy named Sid, 2005 01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:35,839 just not El Cid. 2006 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,043 - It could be Old Cid. 2007 01:25:37,044 --> 01:25:39,039 - Yes, Old El Cid. - You could be Old Cid. 2008 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,201 Look me in the eyes and tell me 2009 01:25:40,202 --> 01:25:42,085 you think you could play El Cid. 2010 01:25:42,086 --> 01:25:44,081 In a new version, the role of Charlton Heston. 2011 01:25:44,082 --> 01:25:45,443 - I mean, you could certainly play 2012 01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:46,879 Michael Hordern in El Cid. 2013 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,720 -Who did it touch? 2014 01:25:47,721 --> 01:25:48,959 - Someone is dressed, I don't remember. 2015 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:50,039 - Oh. 2016 01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,246 Do you know Michael Hordern, Emma? 2017 01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:52,519 - Michael Hordern, yuh. 2018 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,405 - Why are you having him? 2019 01:25:53,406 --> 01:25:54,242 - Michael Hordern would go, 2020 01:25:54,243 --> 01:25:56,559 yuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-um, Paddington Bear. 2021 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,400 - Yes I know. 2022 01:25:57,401 --> 01:25:58,561 I loved his voice. - That wasn't Michael Hordern. 2023 01:25:58,562 --> 01:26:00,050 That was Michael Hordern's horse. 2024 01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:01,959 - Michael, hmm, Hordern. 2025 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:02,802 Anyway, huh? 2026 01:26:02,803 --> 01:26:05,039 - He didn't make no man's land with Gielgud. 2027 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,563 You wouldn't know, It was theater, but he did it. 2028 01:26:06,564 --> 01:26:07,402 - Um. - Did he do it? 2029 01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,289 - Do you know who is doing it now? 2030 01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:12,119 Ian McKellen, you won't have the ring. 2031 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:15,679 - Ian McKellen, speaking so with a light, 2032 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,399 however, he likes flat northern vowels. 2033 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,799 - Yes, thanks. 2034 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:20,839 - Finite. 2035 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,205 - Thank you so much. 2036 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,679 Thank you. 2037 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,648 - You're missing a little confidence, you see, because Ian... 2038 01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,004 - Yes, well, no, I think you're exaggerating that 2039 01:26:29,005 --> 01:26:30,159 because, you see... 2040 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,650 - No no no no no NO NO. - No, he is acting in the role. 2041 01:26:31,651 --> 01:26:33,083 You don't quite understand it. 2042 01:26:33,084 --> 01:26:34,999 - I have spoken with him. - I can talk. 2043 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,841 - Oh, you do a McKelloff. - I have really met him. 2044 01:26:36,842 --> 01:26:38,729 - I have met him many times. - I have met him many times. 2045 01:26:38,730 --> 01:26:40,484 How many times? - Many times. 2046 01:26:40,485 --> 01:26:45,079 Oh you don't understand musicality when he throws a line 2047 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,241 even the gods, - That was good. 2048 01:26:46,242 --> 01:26:47,526 - And then he lowers it again, 2049 01:26:47,527 --> 01:26:49,919 but still with flat vowels. 2050 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,762 They are very obvious, 2051 01:26:51,763 --> 01:26:53,724 No matter how much I try to be, 2052 01:26:53,725 --> 01:26:56,121 look up the pronunciation with the vowels. 2053 01:26:56,122 --> 01:26:57,804 - Oh, you make me laugh, really, 2054 01:26:57,805 --> 01:26:59,319 you make me laugh 2055 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,399 Oh, we need a laugh, don't we? 2056 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,839 Oh, you make me laugh, Rob, you do. 2057 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:05,763 - That's what he told me. - Does he do that more in private? 2058 01:27:05,764 --> 01:27:07,125 - Because when he met me, he said, 2059 01:27:07,126 --> 01:27:09,079 "You are a very good actor." 2060 01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,599 - Oh. - Ooh, mmm. 2061 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:21,879 - Enjoy.- 2062 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:24,039 - You asked for this. - I asked for this. 2063 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,039 Do you want to come back with me? 2064 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,121 I can take you on the same flight. 2065 01:27:26,122 --> 01:27:27,639 - No, I'll stay, thank you, 2066 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,130 and I'm going to write more and finish my book. 2067 01:27:29,131 --> 01:27:33,011 - I think the word you are searching is beginning. 2068 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,079 Thinking of Joe. 2069 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,799 20 is a young age to have a child. 2070 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:41,402 - How old were you when you had your children? 2071 01:27:41,403 --> 01:27:42,403 - 43. 2072 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,042 - A small difference. 2073 01:27:44,043 --> 01:27:45,199 - Yes. 2074 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,085 I didn't drink until I was 35, 2075 01:27:47,086 --> 01:27:48,603 and the first child at 43. 2076 01:27:48,604 --> 01:27:49,761 Are the two related? 2077 01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:50,804 We will never know. 2078 01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:53,326 - How old is she, what is she? name, the girlfriend? 2079 01:27:53,327 --> 01:27:54,719 - Helen, she is 19 years old. 2080 01:27:55,561 --> 01:27:56,561 - 19? - Gosh. 2081 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,290 - Only 19 years old. 2082 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:04,839 - I was only 19 years old! 2083 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,490 - I'm not referring to any Disrespect, Steve, but... 2084 01:28:06,491 --> 01:28:08,879 - She was only 19 years old, she was unique, 2085 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,800 you have to improve your voice. 2086 01:28:09,801 --> 01:28:11,928 - Well, you have me more in mind your voice when you say it. 2087 01:28:11,929 --> 01:28:13,445 - She alone. - Now he has done it. 2088 01:28:13,446 --> 01:28:15,039 - She was 19 years old. 2089 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,959 - Joe met a young woman. 2090 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:19,247 - She was only 19 years old. 2091 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:24,119 - When Joe and Helen had a son 2092 01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,399 She was only 19 years old. 2093 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,519 - She alone, is actually 16 in the movie. 2094 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:33,799 - I know, but Helen I was only 19 years old. 2095 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,525 And she had the child with Joe. 2096 01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:37,887 She had a grandfather who was so talented, 2097 01:28:37,888 --> 01:28:39,799 who was so talented 2098 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:40,722 - I was alone. 2099 01:28:40,723 --> 01:28:42,961 - Grandfather was only 50 years old. 2100 01:28:42,962 --> 01:28:44,919 - 50 years old. 2101 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,002 Hey, do you know who was born in Malaga? 2102 01:28:47,003 --> 01:28:48,479 - No. - Picasso. 2103 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,959 - Who? - Picasso. 2104 01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:50,802 - Is that true? 2105 01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:53,243 - Yes, they are opening a museum. 2106 01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:55,359 - Who played Picasso in a very popular movie 2107 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,325 in the last 10 years? - Oh God. 2108 01:28:56,326 --> 01:28:57,160 - Who was it? 2109 01:28:57,161 --> 01:28:58,002 No, ask Emma. 2110 01:28:58,003 --> 01:28:59,799 - Who played Picasso? 2111 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,801 Guess, it's one of Rob's five impressions. 2112 01:29:01,802 --> 01:29:03,562 That should narrow it down. 2113 01:29:03,563 --> 01:29:05,279 - It wasn't Tom Jones. - Antonio? 2114 01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,598 No, not allowed. - It wasn't Tom Jones. 2115 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,440 Okay, we're getting closer. 2116 01:29:07,441 --> 01:29:09,010 We are getting warmer. - Spanish, Spanish 2117 01:29:09,012 --> 01:29:09,967 I don't know. -Tony Hopkins. 2118 01:29:09,968 --> 01:29:11,759 Tony Hopkins played in Surviving... 2119 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:12,759 - Did he do it? 2120 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,885 - Surviving Picasso, I played the painter, wonderful man. 2121 01:29:15,886 --> 01:29:17,084 I don't like to talk about it 2122 01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:17,922 I like to draw. 2123 01:29:17,923 --> 01:29:20,119 I like to put my eyes here, the nose there, 2124 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,087 face up. - He played Picasso 2125 01:29:21,088 --> 01:29:22,399 like a welsh? 2126 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,079 - Well, he didn't make a Spanish accent, Steve. 2127 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:25,920 - Isn't that right? 2128 01:29:25,921 --> 01:29:27,729 - He doesn't have your versatility, let's be honest. 2129 01:29:27,730 --> 01:29:30,799 -He learned to paint, and he painted the paintings 2130 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,608 in a fiddlety way. 2131 01:29:31,609 --> 01:29:34,166 He knew how to instill life, and he knew how, uh, 2132 01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:35,965 You know, paint, uh, the way these like... 2133 01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:37,004 - Uh, Pablo, Pablo. 2134 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:39,321 Some of the men are saying what are you painting 2135 01:29:39,322 --> 01:29:40,523 in a very strange way. 2136 01:29:40,524 --> 01:29:42,999 They are saying that the nose It's where the eyes should be. 2137 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,759 Some of them say you're a cubist. 2138 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,602 - Oh, Pablo? 2139 01:29:45,603 --> 01:29:47,999 Aren't you captain or sir, hm, eh? 2140 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:48,840 - There are rumors, Pablo. 2141 01:29:48,841 --> 01:29:50,444 - Oh, they want me to put the nose on the front of the face. 2142 01:29:50,445 --> 01:29:51,959 In the middle, like that, that? 2143 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,722 And the eyes next to the Nose, is that what you want? 2144 01:29:53,723 --> 01:29:54,846 - Yes sir. - Well, tell the men, 2145 01:29:54,847 --> 01:29:57,283 when we put our nose on our cheeks, 2146 01:29:57,284 --> 01:29:58,599 and we put our eyes here, 2147 01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,724 and the mouth around the corner, 2148 01:29:59,725 --> 01:30:01,210 I was around the Cape of Good Hope, 2149 01:30:01,212 --> 01:30:02,042 damn it, sir. 2150 01:30:02,043 --> 01:30:03,519 - I put my eyes where I want, 2151 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:04,644 and the nose where I want. 2152 01:30:04,645 --> 01:30:05,721 If you turn your back on me, 2153 01:30:05,722 --> 01:30:07,365 I will put two eyes on your back, 2154 01:30:07,366 --> 01:30:08,879 and a nose down your ass. 2155 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:09,686 Do you want that, sir? 2156 01:30:09,687 --> 01:30:10,520 Is that what you want, sir? 2157 01:30:10,521 --> 01:30:11,601 Don't turn your back on me. 2158 01:30:11,602 --> 01:30:14,039 I will draw you like a Cubist, that's what I'll do. 2159 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:14,962 If you turn your back on me, 2160 01:30:14,963 --> 01:30:16,802 I'll put a nose up your ass, sir. 2161 01:30:16,803 --> 01:30:18,126 'Round the Horn is a good way, 2162 01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:19,279 'around the Horn we will go. 2163 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,964 - The most interesting Picasso's thing is, 2164 01:30:20,965 --> 01:30:23,201 why I love him, his first paintings 2165 01:30:23,202 --> 01:30:26,519 They are very orthodox, very accessible. 2166 01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,727 He knew how to do all that, But he said that's not enough. 2167 01:30:28,728 --> 01:30:30,684 I want to rewrite the rule book, 2168 01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:32,405 and be radical and Avant Garde. 2169 01:30:32,406 --> 01:30:34,641 - Are you a bit like Picasso, Steve? 2170 01:30:34,642 --> 01:30:36,563 - Well, I identify with what he did. 2171 01:30:36,564 --> 01:30:38,559 - Yes, he is, he is, he is. 2172 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,879 He will say it. 2173 01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:40,688 - What I'm saying is... 2174 01:30:40,689 --> 01:30:44,401 - Let me record this, wait, wait. 2175 01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:59,842 - I have a reservation, Steve Coogan. 2176 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,639 - This castle is Gibralfaro, 2177 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:05,041 Named after the same man as Gibraltar. 2178 01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:08,601 When the Moors arrived in 711, There were only a few thousand. 2179 01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:10,728 In a couple of years they controlled 2180 01:31:10,729 --> 01:31:13,079 almost all of Spain 2181 01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:14,682 - Wow. - That's exactly the same 2182 01:31:14,683 --> 01:31:16,839 like ISIS and the modern caliphate, 2183 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,365 because there is only one a few thousand of them, 2184 01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:21,245 and yet they control half of Syria and half of Iraq. 2185 01:31:21,246 --> 01:31:23,082 They are trying to emulate what the moors did 2186 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:26,239 when they had control everywhere from Córdoba to Baghdad. 2187 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,205 - Well, ISIS is not tolerant. 2188 01:31:27,206 --> 01:31:28,326 They are not doing it with tolerance and... 2189 01:31:28,327 --> 01:31:30,879 - No, they are not, but Islam, eh, is... 2190 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,961 - Can we stop talking about ISIS? 2191 01:31:32,962 --> 01:31:35,361 - Cervantes was captured by the barbary pirates 2192 01:31:35,362 --> 01:31:37,159 and taken to Algiers. 2193 01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,683 There was a price on his head, and when the ransom was paid, 2194 01:31:39,684 --> 01:31:41,759 he let his brother go instead of him. 2195 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,805 - Very noble. - Is that true? 2196 01:31:42,806 --> 01:31:43,640 - That's true. 2197 01:31:43,641 --> 01:31:44,562 - He let his brother go, 2198 01:31:44,563 --> 01:31:46,210 when he could have left. - Yes. 2199 01:31:46,211 --> 01:31:48,039 - Wow. - I know. 2200 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:48,880 - I'm not sure I would do that. 2201 01:31:48,881 --> 01:31:50,291 Would you do that, let your brother go? 2202 01:31:50,292 --> 01:31:52,599 - Uh, probably not. 2203 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:53,761 - No, I don't think I would either, 2204 01:31:53,762 --> 01:31:55,879 with the best in the world 2205 01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,722 - No. 2206 01:31:56,723 --> 01:31:58,764 If my son we are there, They could take my son. 2207 01:31:58,765 --> 01:31:59,999 - Oh, yes, absolutely. 2208 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,490 - I would let any child go. 2209 01:32:01,491 --> 01:32:02,999 - Any child? 2210 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,125 - Any child, as long as, you I know, I mean, not just any kid. 2211 01:32:06,126 --> 01:32:08,441 I mean, it's worth the effort. 2212 01:32:08,442 --> 01:32:11,799 - Cervantes, when he tried to escape, he is captured, 2213 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,961 He had a rope around his neck. 2214 01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:15,122 He was talking to Hassan, the leader of Algiers, 2215 01:32:15,123 --> 01:32:18,879 and became his lover literally save your neck. 2216 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,199 - Guilt or neck? - Yes. 2217 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,563 - If that's all, yes. 2218 01:32:21,564 --> 01:32:22,402 - Life or vagabond. 2219 01:32:22,403 --> 01:32:25,439 - Well, you damn it anyway. 2220 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,799 - Let me say now, I'm in. 2221 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,439 - Really? - It's inside, rather, it's inside. 2222 01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:33,284 - Ah, but they became lovers, therefore, it would be in-out-in-out. 2223 01:32:33,285 --> 01:32:34,719 - Do you see that ferry? 2224 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:35,839 - Yes. 2225 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,161 - That's the ferry to Africa. 2226 01:32:38,162 --> 01:32:39,559 - Really? - Mm. 2227 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,481 It's always good to say goodbye in the fog. 2228 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,807 Like, uh, ending of Casablanca. 2229 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:55,639 - It could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship 2230 01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,242 - Be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 2231 01:32:57,243 --> 01:32:58,080 - It could be the beginning 2232 01:32:58,081 --> 01:32:59,002 of a beautiful friendship. - You have to get the depth. 2233 01:32:59,003 --> 01:33:01,446 - I have the depth right there. 2234 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,884 - Look at that mystical city. 2235 01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:10,730 - Okay, I'm going to make a move. 2236 01:33:10,731 --> 01:33:12,085 Um, early flight. 2237 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,759 - Yes, me too, actually. 2238 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:16,727 -Oh, mm. 2239 01:33:16,728 --> 01:33:18,006 - Mm, Oh. 2240 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,845 - We say goodbye now. 2241 01:33:20,846 --> 01:33:21,879 - Good good - 2242 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,961 - Yes, sure. are you going to be okay? 2243 01:33:22,962 --> 01:33:26,599 - Yes, no, then, I'm really waiting this week. 2244 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:27,485 Writing, and... 2245 01:33:27,486 --> 01:33:28,322 - Okay, okay. 2246 01:33:28,323 --> 01:33:30,039 - Good way, you know. 2247 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,319 Hey, what can we say? 2248 01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:33,959 - It's been a week. 2249 01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:37,039 - Has. - And I'll see you... 2250 01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:39,199 - In another country. 2251 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,040 - In the future. 2252 01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:40,880 - In the future. 2253 01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:41,722 - Have fun now. 2254 01:33:41,723 --> 01:33:42,759 - Yes, okay. 2255 01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,760 - Bye bye. 2256 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,919 - And they disappear in the fog. 2257 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:52,279 It could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship 2258 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:48,966 - Good morning. 2259 01:34:48,967 --> 01:34:49,845 - Hello. 2260 01:34:49,846 --> 01:34:50,682 - Oh, you're English. 2261 01:34:50,683 --> 01:34:53,645 - Yes, my name is Ambrose, I am the son of the owners here. 2262 01:34:53,646 --> 01:34:54,999 - Oh, good, great, great. 2263 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,001 - Can I help you with your bags? 2264 01:34:56,002 --> 01:34:58,207 - Yes, of course, yes. 2265 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,319 - Then this will be your room. 2266 01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:05,559 - Wow, this is great, yes, very cozy. 2267 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:09,084 - Now, we thought there was It's going to be two of you, but... 2268 01:35:09,085 --> 01:35:12,084 - Yes, my son was going to come, but he couldn't do it. 2269 01:35:12,085 --> 01:35:13,959 - Oh I see. 2270 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,199 I'll leave you now. 2271 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:16,042 - Well. 2272 01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:17,319 By the way, how old are you? 2273 01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:18,287 - 17. 2274 01:35:18,288 --> 01:35:22,444 - Oh, okay, Thank you, thank you, Ambrose. 2275 01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:35,050 - Guess who it is! 2276 01:35:35,051 --> 01:35:36,839 - Hey. 2277 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,239 How was it? 2278 01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:40,239 - It was ok. 2279 01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:41,080 - Yeah? 2280 01:35:41,081 --> 01:35:41,922 - Where is the team, where are you? 2281 01:35:41,923 --> 01:35:43,399 - We are all here. 2282 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,206 - Where are you? 2283 01:35:44,207 --> 01:35:45,042 - Hey. - It's good to see you. 2284 01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,039 Oh, we miss you. - Come on. 2285 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,040 Daddy! 2286 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,922 - How is my girl? - Well. 2287 01:35:53,923 --> 01:35:55,639 - Are you OK? - Well. 2288 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,119 -Who is your favorite father? 2289 01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,042 - You. - Hooray! 2290 01:35:58,043 --> 01:35:59,166 - Great, yes. 2291 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,359 - Hey. 2292 01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,567 - Hello how are you? 2293 01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:06,839 - I'm fine. 2294 01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,279 - Where are you? 2295 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:12,319 - I'm in, uh, Andalusia, in the mountains. 2296 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,879 It's great. 2297 01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,599 - Is Joe there? 2298 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:17,239 - No, not him, no. 2299 01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,599 Look, you should come here. 2300 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:20,600 - Can't. 2301 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,399 - Why not, what is it, does it work? 2302 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,606 - Can't. 2303 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,046 Why why not? 2304 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:30,800 - I'm pregnant. 2305 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,000 - That? 2306 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,724 - Yes, I know, it's stupid. 2307 01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,481 - Is it mine? 2308 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:42,600 - No. 2309 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:49,559 - Is it Adam's? 2310 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,679 - Yes. 2311 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,039 - Are you sure? 2312 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,999 - Pretty sure. 2313 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:59,205 - I thought you weren't sleeping with him no more. 2314 01:36:59,206 --> 01:37:02,602 - Look, I have to go, he is waiting for me below 2315 01:37:02,603 --> 01:37:06,319 - Wait, what, he's back in New York? 2316 01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:09,159 - Yes, look, I have to go. 2317 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,160 I'm sorry. 2318 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:11,880 Take care of yourself. 2319 01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:22,887 ♪ Turtle on your head 2320 01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:24,801 ♪ Turtle on your head 2321 01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,081 ♪ Turtle on your head 2322 01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,679 - It's the number one song on the charts, 2323 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,199 Turtle in your head. 2324 01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:33,839 - I thought Charlie would be in bed. 2325 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,808 - Technically he's in bed, Aren't you now, Charlie? 2326 01:37:35,809 --> 01:37:37,643 This is still his favorite part. 2327 01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:56,359 - Oh, I've missed you. 2328 01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,919 - I've missed you too. 2329 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,571 But now he was back, and there's no reason 2330 01:38:01,572 --> 01:38:04,211 that we cannot resume hostilities, 2331 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,888 like we did before we left. 2332 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:12,959 - Oh God. 2333 01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,919 - Well, that's you, not me. 2334 01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:15,762 - No, it's your turn. 2335 01:38:15,763 --> 01:38:17,119 - You can climb. 2336 01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:17,926 - Come on. 2337 01:38:17,927 --> 01:38:18,762 - I've been doing it all week. 2338 01:38:18,763 --> 01:38:21,525 - I've been away for a week. 2339 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:26,163 - Quickly, and then we can get going back to what we were doing. 2340 01:38:26,164 --> 01:38:28,683 - Oh no, the time is gone, you can forget that. 2341 01:38:28,684 --> 01:38:30,442 - Okay, I'll fall asleep. 2342 01:38:30,443 --> 01:38:33,245 - That's right there, did you drop it? 2343 01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:34,765 You dropped it, huh? 2344 01:38:34,766 --> 01:38:35,959 Did you want it? 2345 01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:36,960 Yes. 2346 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:47,442 Dragon looked back from the the top of the castle said, 2347 01:38:47,443 --> 01:38:49,359 I think you are afraid of me 2348 01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:53,159 I am the biggest dragon in the world. 2349 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:54,839 It's an orange, right? 2350 01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:55,839 - Yes. 2351 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,679 - Okay, Chloe, have a good day. 2352 01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:58,520 Mommy is picking you up, it's okay, 2353 01:38:58,521 --> 01:38:59,567 But I'll be home when I get back. 2354 01:38:59,568 --> 01:39:00,923 ♪ Like a spiral circle 2355 01:39:00,924 --> 01:39:02,519 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel within a wheel 2356 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,360 - I love you. 2357 01:39:03,361 --> 01:39:04,200 Goodbye, 2358 01:39:04,201 --> 01:39:05,611 ♪ It never ends or begins - I see you, you have a good clay. 2359 01:39:05,612 --> 01:39:06,963 ♪ In a wheel always turning 2360 01:39:06,964 --> 01:39:08,610 ♪ Like a snowball on a mountain 2361 01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:10,639 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 2362 01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,562 ♪ Like a carousel that is spinning 2363 01:39:12,563 --> 01:39:14,524 ♪ Running rings around the moon 2364 01:39:14,525 --> 01:39:16,284 ♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping 2365 01:39:16,285 --> 01:39:18,359 ♪ After the minutes of his face 2366 01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,361 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2367 01:39:20,362 --> 01:39:22,644 ♪ Spinning silently in space 2368 01:39:22,645 --> 01:39:24,642 ♪ Like the circles you find 2369 01:39:24,643 --> 01:39:27,279 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2370 01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:29,399 ♪ Like a tunnel you follow 2371 01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,239 ♪ To your own tunnel 2372 01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:33,239 ♪ Down a hole to a cavern 2373 01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:35,284 ♪ Where the sun never shined 2374 01:39:35,285 --> 01:39:37,362 ♪ Like a door that keeps turning 2375 01:39:37,363 --> 01:39:39,479 ♪ In a half-forgotten dream 2376 01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,244 ♪ Or the waves of a pebble 2377 01:39:41,245 --> 01:39:43,439 ♪ Someone launches a broadcast 2378 01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:45,124 - Hello, Joe, it's dad. ♪ Like a clock whose hands 2379 01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:47,519 ♪ They are happening the minutes of your face 2380 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:48,362 - Everything is fine, call me. ♪ And the world is 2381 01:39:48,363 --> 01:39:50,042 ♪ Like an apple - Come on, huh 2382 01:39:50,043 --> 01:39:51,610 ♪ Spinning silently in space 2383 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,239 - Touches the base of what is happening. 2384 01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:57,079 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2385 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,044 ♪ Keys that jingle in your pocket 2386 01:39:59,045 --> 01:40:00,929 ♪ words that jingle in your head 2387 01:40:00,930 --> 01:40:02,999 ♪ Why did summer go so fast? 2388 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,082 ♪ Was it something you said 2389 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:07,039 ♪ Lovers walk along a shore 2390 01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:09,519 ♪ And leaves his footprints in the sand 2391 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,124 ♪ It is the sound of distant drums 2392 01:40:11,125 --> 01:40:13,559 ♪ Only the fingers of your hand 2393 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,604 ♪ Images hanging in a hallway 2394 01:40:15,605 --> 01:40:17,362 ♪ And the fragment of a song 2395 01:40:17,363 --> 01:40:19,283 ♪ Half-remembered names and faces 2396 01:40:19,284 --> 01:40:21,839 ♪ But who do they belong to? 2397 01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:23,524 ♪ When you knew it was all over 2398 01:40:23,525 --> 01:40:25,719 ♪ Suddenly you realize 2399 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,599 ♪ That the autumn leaves were changing 2400 01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:31,799 ♪ Because of the color of your hair 2401 01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,639 ♪ Like a spiral circle 2402 01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,927 - Hello, hey, how are you? 2403 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,805 - Where are you, is it noisy? 2404 01:40:38,806 --> 01:40:40,723 I thought you were in the mountains. 2405 01:40:40,724 --> 01:40:44,439 - That's just the streets here in Malaga. 2406 01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:46,441 - You're not in a bar, are you? 2407 01:40:46,442 --> 01:40:47,805 - No, it's not a bar, no, no. 2408 01:40:47,806 --> 01:40:50,599 Hey, listen, uh, okay then, 2409 01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:54,730 I'm calling because, uh, um, I want to be with you. 2410 01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:58,600 - I know but... 2411 01:40:58,601 --> 01:40:59,679 - I don't care about the baby. 2412 01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:00,919 I mean, I care about the baby. 2413 01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:03,159 What I mean is, I, I, 2414 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,159 Yes, I will, I will mention it. 2415 01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,399 You know, we can raise it together. 2416 01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,839 He will have two parents. 2417 01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,239 Many people do that. 2418 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:14,119 - Yes, many gay men. 2419 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:16,885 - Look, then he will have, Like, two dads and a mom, 2420 01:41:16,886 --> 01:41:18,999 That is to say, he will be a lucky child. 2421 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,639 - You know, I don't know. 2422 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,163 - I'm in New York, you're in London. 2423 01:41:22,164 --> 01:41:23,283 - I'm moving to New York. 2424 01:41:23,284 --> 01:41:24,645 I love New York, you know. 2425 01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:28,241 Why, why don't you go out? 2426 01:41:28,242 --> 01:41:29,839 - Don't know. 2427 01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,566 - I tell you what, we can go to the Atlas Mountains. 2428 01:41:32,567 --> 01:41:35,769 Do you remember that hotel? What do you really like? 2429 01:41:35,770 --> 01:41:39,399 I mean, I can get a ferry from here, so... 2430 01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:42,479 Yes, I can almost see Africa from here. 2431 01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:42,199 - Ooh-wah-wah. 2432 01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,200 Oh-Wah. 2433 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,080 Ooh-wah. 2434 01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,400 Ugh. 2435 01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:21,640 Hello. 2436 01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,841 Nice surprise. 2437 01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:29,359 You are already here. 2438 01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,409 - I've been waiting for you. 2439 01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:36,279 - I've missed you. 2440 01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:37,520 - I missed you. 2441 01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,560 I love you. 2442 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,760 Oh fuck 2443 01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,319 - Hello. 2444 01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:39,526 - Oh, hello, Rob? 2445 01:44:39,527 --> 01:44:40,599 - Hello, Emma? 2446 01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:43,570 - I was wondering, Have you heard from Steve? 2447 01:44:43,571 --> 01:44:45,439 - No, why should I? 2448 01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:47,169 - He has left the hotel, and I, 2449 01:44:47,170 --> 01:44:48,879 I don't know where it is. 2450 01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:51,199 - Are you lost in La Mancha? 2451 01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:53,521 - Yes, he is usually in the call me 10 times a day, 2452 01:44:53,522 --> 01:44:55,249 That's why I'm a little worried. 2453 01:44:55,250 --> 01:44:58,519 - He will be sitting somewhere talking to a nun, 2454 01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:02,650 and asking if she has heard of Judi Dench. 2455 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:35,000 Movie downloaded from YTS.PE 2456 01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:48,999 ♪ Round like a spiral circle 2457 01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,999 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel 2458 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,879 ♪ It never ends or begins 2459 01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:54,879 ♪ On a reel that constantly rotates 2460 01:45:54,880 --> 01:45:56,723 ♪ Like a snowball on a mountain 2461 01:45:56,724 --> 01:45:58,759 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 2462 01:45:58,760 --> 01:46:00,565 ♪ Like a carousel that is spinning 2463 01:46:00,566 --> 01:46:02,561 ♪ Running rings around the moon 2464 01:46:02,562 --> 01:46:04,369 ♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping 2465 01:46:04,370 --> 01:46:06,399 ♪ After the minutes of his face 2466 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:08,448 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2467 01:46:08,449 --> 01:46:10,599 ♪ Spinning silently in space 2468 01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:12,728 ♪ Like the circles you find 2469 01:46:12,729 --> 01:46:15,359 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2470 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,639 ♪ Like a tunnel you follow 2471 01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:19,130 ♪ To your own tunnel 2472 01:46:19,131 --> 01:46:21,359 ♪ Down a hole to a cavern 2473 01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:23,324 ♪ Where the sun never shined 2474 01:46:23,325 --> 01:46:25,368 ♪ Like a door that keeps turning 2475 01:46:25,369 --> 01:46:27,679 ♪ In a half-forgotten dream 2476 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,250 ♪ Or the waves of a pebble 2477 01:46:29,251 --> 01:46:31,479 ♪ Someone launches a broadcast 2478 01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:33,369 ♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping 2479 01:46:33,370 --> 01:46:35,519 ♪ After the minutes of his face 2480 01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:37,409 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2481 01:46:37,410 --> 01:46:39,479 ♪ Spinning silently in space 2482 01:46:39,480 --> 01:46:42,279 ♪ Like the circles you find 2483 01:46:42,280 --> 01:46:44,839 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2484 01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,039 ♪ Keys that jingle in your pocket 2485 01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:49,088 ♪ words that jingle in your head 2486 01:46:49,089 --> 01:46:51,159 ♪ Why did summer go so fast? 2487 01:46:51,160 --> 01:46:53,204 ♪ Was it something you said? 2488 01:46:53,205 --> 01:46:54,962 ♪ Lovers walk along a shore 2489 01:46:54,963 --> 01:46:57,483 ♪ And leaves his footprints in the sand 2490 01:46:57,484 --> 01:46:59,130 ♪ It is the sound of distant drums 2491 01:46:59,131 --> 01:47:01,559 ♪ Only the fingers of your hand 2492 01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:03,608 ♪ Images hanging in a hallway 2493 01:47:03,609 --> 01:47:05,479 ♪ And the fragment of a song 2494 01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,679 ♪ Half-remembered names and faces 2495 01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,362 ♪ But who owns them? 2496 01:47:09,363 --> 01:47:11,442 ♪ When you knew it was all over 2497 01:47:11,443 --> 01:47:13,679 ♪ Suddenly you realize 2498 01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,599 ♪ That the autumn leaves were changing 2499 01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:20,039 ♪ Because of the color of your hair 2500 01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:21,959 ♪ A spiral circle 2501 01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:23,879 ♪ A wheel within a wheel 2502 01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:25,609 ♪ It never ends or begins 2503 01:47:25,610 --> 01:47:27,919 ♪ On a reel that constantly rotates 2504 01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:30,239 ♪ As the images relax 2505 01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:33,159 ♪ Like the circles you find 2506 01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:37,131 ♪ In the windmills of your mind