1 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,319 The French have said goodbye to the franc. 2 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:24,419 The Germans have said auf see you again to the Deutschmark. 3 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:29,762 And the Portuguese have said whatever to their thing. 4 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,732 Now it's our turn to say goodbye to Sterling. 5 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:39,271 This Christmas we are going to get the euro. 6 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,975 Everyone says we are going to miss you. - Faster! Faster! 7 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,976 Hey come on! - Faster! 8 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:52,150 I can't see ya! Where are you? 9 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:56,854 This is the main drag along here. 10 00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:01,620 Bisecting that at right angles, is Lundy on that side. 11 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:07,166 On this side there's Fastnet. What's yours? 12 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:11,837 Cromarty and German Bight. 13 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:18,642 I've come through. - Come on! Come on, Damian! 14 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:25,116 Keep pedalling. Come on! 15 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:29,353 Faster! 16 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,617 Beat ya! - Come on! 17 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:43,533 I'm gonna call it Serendipity. - I don't know. 18 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:49,537 Anyway it's number twenty. - Upstairs! 19 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,577 Get your own room. 20 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,536 The patron saint of house removals is Saint Anne. 21 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,138 Did you know that? - No, I didn't know that, no. 22 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:57,676 Yeah, she lived in the desert, obviously. 23 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:02,580 Angels came, picked up her house and took it to Italy. 24 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,258 She was Our Lady's mother. 25 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:14,860 Saint Anne. I've got a picture. 26 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,523 Look. I don't care, just get in the car, will ya? We're going'. 27 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,723 Go on! Get in the car! 28 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:27,833 Was she in it at the time? - Who? 29 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:32,176 you know the airlift? 30 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,450 Start with the money. 31 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:16,755 That's what people want to know about. 32 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:20,317 you don't say 'we're moving house and the new one has got a green door.' 33 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:24,526 You say how much you're paying. 34 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:29,727 Mortgage. Interest rates. Stamp duty. Solicitor's fees. 35 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:34,373 How much you'll get if the new one goes up in value. 36 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,876 Personally, I think, 'so what? ' Money's just a thing. 37 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:42,248 And things change. there and you can cuddle up to it. 38 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:46,151 The next minute it's gone. 39 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:49,955 That goes in the kitchen. 40 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,720 Surprisingly spacious, with attractive views. 41 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,161 Oh, that's Anthony's. That must go upstairs and... 42 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,325 it turns out it wasn't about the money after all. 43 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:04,769 That's it lads. Up to the main bedroom. 44 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:11,844 Eh, where do I plug this in? yeah. Oh that looks good, that does. 45 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,862 Right this is what we're having' tonight, yeah? 46 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:08,925 Before Countdown, put the oven on. 47 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:11,269 put them in there with some oven chips, yeah? 48 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,772 The time is on here, yeah. 49 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,642 That's how long they have to stay in. 50 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:23,307 She may already have won ten thousand pounds. 51 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:27,252 All she has to do is... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 52 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:31,055 Hands? 53 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,661 Let's go. 54 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,066 That's you. 55 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,331 And your book bag, Damian. Keyssss... 56 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:54,780 Now remember it's no good being clever, you've got to be the cleverest, yeah? 57 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,450 Alright. See ya Dad. - Good luck lads. 58 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,451 A bit. 59 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:08,521 So everybody sitting up nicely? Excellent. 60 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,925 Now we are talking, today, about people we admire. 61 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:15,267 Dminic? - Roy Keane, Sir, Manchester United. 62 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,127 What about you Barry? - Van Nistelrooy, right. 63 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:23,335 Anyone got any heroes who don't play for United? - Robbie Fowler, Sir, City. 64 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:28,180 Alright, that's enough. 65 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:31,450 I don't know any footballers, sir. 66 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:36,013 it could be... anyone. - No? 67 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,957 Damian? 68 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:43,561 Who's he play for? - No one sir, he's a Saint. 69 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,831 He was so worried that he might say something bad. 70 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,526 That he said nothing at all for twenty years. 71 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:53,071 We could do with a couple like him in this class. 72 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:57,175 I like a lot of virgin martyrs too. 73 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:00,842 She ripped her own eyes out, so she wouldn't have to marry this man. 74 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:04,208 Or Saint Katherine of Alexandria. 75 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,319 They tried to kill her by crushing her to death on a wheel. 76 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:12,515 But she made the wheel explode and all the splinters killed people in the crowd. 77 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:17,162 The patron Saint of fireworks. where we get the Catherine wheel from. 78 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:22,225 I did say thank you, Damian. 79 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,826 This is a hero of mine. Who knows who this is? 80 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:29,635 Nelson Mandela? - Fantastic, Nelson Mandela. 81 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:48,122 I should be careful what you talk about. 82 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:54,032 Keep off the weird stuff. be conspicuous or you won't fit in. 83 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:27,228 Aero and a Yorkie please. And five juicy lips. 84 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,871 Haven't seen you two here, before. 85 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,872 Our mam's dead. 86 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:40,178 Yeah, well go on, you're alright. - God bless. 87 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,880 Who's next? 88 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:45,112 You tell them your mam's dead and they give you stuff, every time. 89 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,824 I'm your... Community Policeman. 90 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:04,835 Obviously there is no community here as yet, not to speak of, but you know... 91 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:11,841 Anyway the first thing to say is, these new houses and Christmas coming up. 92 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,947 Statistically you're going to get burgled. 93 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:21,720 Now, not all of you, but some of you, soon. 94 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,314 When you are, call me. 95 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:33,659 I'll give you a crime number and then you can make a claim on your insurance. 96 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,672 Building maintenance? 97 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,437 Yeah, I'm usually right, it's a knack. 98 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:49,781 Do you mind me asking? Is the kettle actually on? I'm... 99 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:54,015 Yes? that our houses are built on sand? 100 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:57,555 Sand? No. not are they? 101 00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:01,117 If you store up your treasure on earth it will be stolen. 102 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,627 But if you give it away, then it can't be stolen. 103 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,434 Mormons? Latter Day Saints. 104 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,870 Saints? all about them... 105 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,773 Errr... Damian, go and give Terry a hand in the kitchen will you? 106 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,038 You too Anthony, off you go, good lads. 107 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:23,505 Now, some of you are going to be burgled. 108 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:27,452 that will lower the odds of it being you personally. 109 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,754 because if it isn't you then it'll be next door, but ha-ha there you go. 110 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,558 Our mam's dead. 111 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,567 Here. Go on, help yourself. 112 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,970 Take as many as you like, son. 113 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:06,415 Result. completely honest? 114 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,260 Completely dead isn't she? 115 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,967 What? 116 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,972 What do you want? 117 00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:00,477 Can't you see I'm busy? 118 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,327 I don't like having my own room. 119 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,543 Clare of Assisi, Eleven Ninety Four till Twelve Fifty Three? 120 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,682 That's right. 121 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,012 I used to have a hermitage, myself, once. 122 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,028 I used to go and hide up there. 123 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,428 If anyone needed me, I'd send them a vision, sort them out. 124 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:33,229 That's why I'm the patron saint of television. 125 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,075 You're the patron saint of television? 126 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,076 You know? 127 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,408 Are you allowed to smoke then? can do what you like up there, son. 128 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,619 It's down here, you have to make the effort. 129 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:55,759 Do you ever come across a Saint Maureen? 130 00:14:56,061 --> 00:15:01,128 Don't ring a bell. again, it is infinite up there. 131 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,231 Absolutely bloody infinite. 132 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,875 Listen... 133 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,658 Dad. 134 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,622 What is it anyway? you doing with all these boxes? 135 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,127 What's that? - Wait and see. 136 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,932 Where did you get that? 137 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:20,737 Well... you know... you see things. Don't you? 138 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,040 And other people can't see them. 139 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:29,314 What? sometimes, but this is real though. 140 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,115 This is real. This is real 141 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,761 Can't wait to tell dad. can't tell dad about this. 142 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:41,065 You can't tell anyone about this. 143 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:45,268 Tax. find out about this, 144 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:49,273 they'll take forty percent of it away. 145 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:53,677 Do you know how much that is? 146 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:07,457 Shall we count it before we go? 147 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,367 How much? How much? 148 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,070 Ten thousand. - Seventy. 149 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,272 Two hundred thousand. 150 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,979 Patch... Jenga. Oink. Oink. Oink. 151 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,952 Promise not to tell anyone. 152 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,557 How much is it? - Thousands. 153 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,460 It's just hundreds. 154 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,521 So if anyone finds out, we'll know it's you. Ok? 155 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:54,472 Anyone finds out we know it's you. 156 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:58,076 Just me and you. Here. 157 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,077 Yeah, just keep it shut. 158 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:15,518 Two hundred and twenty nine thousand, five hundred and twenty pounds, minus... 159 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:20,424 a hundred quid each, spending money. 160 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:24,527 three hundred and twenty quid. we're going to give all that to the poor. 161 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,773 Where you going to find poor people? 162 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,743 Not round here. The house prices keep them out. 163 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,873 Go on. Go. Go. 164 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:19,756 Go on. Go. Go. Go on. Go. Go. Go. Go on. 165 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:30,431 Francis of Assisi? eighty one till twelve twenty six. 166 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,271 You did this didn't you? 167 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:46,150 What was your next one? 168 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:49,352 A leper? help the poor Damian. 169 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:57,360 Big Issue. Help the homeless. 170 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,366 Oh hello. keep the change. 171 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,336 Oh, thanks mate, I've had nothing to eat all day. 172 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,734 Oh we're going to Pizza Hut, want to come. 173 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,331 No... no. She doesn't. She just wants more money. 174 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:16,680 We haven't got any more. - No I fancy pizza actually. 175 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,860 Meat feast, deep and juicy, stuffed crust mate. 176 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,022 Ah a big New Yorker. - A combo platter. 177 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,325 Do us a farmhouse. - I'll have some garlic bread love. 178 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:38,630 We'll all have some garlic bread won't we? 179 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,439 This is great. Anthony thought there were no poor people round here. 180 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,278 Because of the house prices. 181 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,748 Come in on the bus. - I come in on the train. 182 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,551 Who exactly is paying for all this? 183 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:59,117 You must be minted! - Yeah we are. 184 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,459 It's birthday money. birthday money, he saved it. 185 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,564 Puddings? - Yes please. 186 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,624 One hundred and sixty eight quid. 187 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,769 Do you know how many times we'd have to visit Pizza Hut to get rid of all the money? 188 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,739 One thousand, three hundred and three point five one seven times. 189 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:18,175 It's just not practical. 190 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,940 See this house, we could buy two like that. 191 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,079 If they knocked some off the asking price. 192 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:27,751 And if we did buy property, that'll go up in value. 193 00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,553 Damian? 194 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,366 Excuse me? 195 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,969 Beg your pardon? 196 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,172 Are you asking for money? 197 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:53,440 Because we don't have any. a community, you know, it's very basic. 198 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:57,105 We don't have a dishwasher for instance or a microwave. 199 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:01,451 And there's no cash kept on the premises. 200 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:06,556 In a sense, yes. 201 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,733 Inverg. Inverg 202 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:25,339 St. Nicholas of Myra? I am fourth century... 203 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:29,743 Patronus of sailors and, indeed, his birthday. 204 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:36,919 It won't all fit. hundreds of cetacean peoples wander 205 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:49,033 Saint Nicholas? come across a Saint Maureen? 206 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:53,771 Ques? - Saint Maureen. She's new. 207 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:59,576 Skin care. She worked on the make-up counter at Selfridges. 208 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:06,210 To betal? I want to publican rodeo. 209 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:16,160 It's less than a fortnight to E-day. 210 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:19,130 to the European Monitory Union. The EMU. 211 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:25,635 Oh with twelve days left to E-day, my true love said to me. 212 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:31,334 The transitional exchange rate is fixed at sixty seven p. 213 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:36,045 Oh! Well all I can say is... ding dong 214 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,206 After E-day your old money will no longer be legal tender. 215 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:45,054 Wish pounds goodbye and euros... 216 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,753 We don't have to queue up. 217 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,658 Here we go. 218 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:01,464 How much have you actually got? 219 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:12,976 Anthony Cunningham. - Where's your dad? 220 00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:16,240 Eh? He said to start without him. 221 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,550 Start what without him? is to show him around the apartment. 222 00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:23,853 How can I do that, if he isn't here? 223 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:28,558 Show me around and I'll fill him in afterwards. 224 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:35,866 We're looking at this for our investment portfolio. 225 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,428 Has it kept it's value? twenty percent in the last two years, 226 00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:42,973 because of the schools. send you to school doesn't he? 227 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,135 Or do you just look at photos of them? 228 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,948 Flood lights. Scoreboards. Stadium. 229 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:56,453 It's the dogs bollocks this, family heirloom. Fifty quid? 230 00:25:56,454 --> 00:26:00,557 You could buy a proper football team for that. 231 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:06,421 Yeah but... this has got managers. 232 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:10,266 Never heard of him. 233 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,672 You said you would for five quid. 234 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:18,576 I didn't know you were going to get five quid did I? 235 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,636 Look, I've got a good body. 236 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,480 Twenty quid, last offer. 237 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:48,671 Martyrs of Uganda, eighteen eighty one? 238 00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:51,835 Ohhhh sorry about that. 239 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:59,107 I was beheaded. See. that I was in construction. 240 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:05,054 I don't know who built this, but they were a right cowboy. 241 00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:09,660 Well, you'll see what we can do. 242 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:15,121 Why not? There's plenty of you. 243 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,475 Hello. 244 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,650 What are they singing? 245 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,657 They are praying for rain. 246 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:47,322 Where I come from... a tenth of their daily income on water. 247 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:54,570 It's so expensive that they can't afford to wash their hands. 248 00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:58,936 You don't need fancy hospitals or medicines to make life better, 249 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:05,307 just a well. And you... well for as little as one hundred pounds. 250 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:08,317 That's fantastic! Thanks. 251 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:28,371 I'm sorry I don't know who you are. 252 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,275 This yours? 253 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,678 Nice. 254 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,649 Near a railway. 255 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,123 What's in there? - Nothing really. 256 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:04,738 What's this? - A dress. It was my mums. 257 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,754 What are you looking for? 258 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:26,262 Money. 259 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:29,366 What? 260 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,368 Anthony to Damian... 261 00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,270 Damian, where are you? - My brother I've got to go. 262 00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:36,035 I'll come back. I've got loads. Just wait there. 263 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:43,609 Loads of what? - Money. Just wait there. 264 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,819 Who's that? and you said there weren't any. 265 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:53,323 I know. But who is it? don't know. Just someone. 266 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:57,460 What do you mean 'someone'? 267 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,931 What sort of things? - Never mind. 268 00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:04,626 Look people are weird. You've got to be more careful. 269 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:08,071 You shouldn't really talk to them. 270 00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:13,776 Told him what? - That we have tons of money. 271 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,379 What? 272 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,918 Nothing. Nothing. Leave it to me. 273 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:35,526 Where is he then? know. He was here a minute ago. 274 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:54,009 See. been saving it up for ages. 275 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,453 You can have it if you need it. 276 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:04,121 Come on Damian. have to change it quickly. 277 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:18,574 Do you think that was really enough? 278 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:24,305 That's him completely sorted out. Have you given money to anyone else? 279 00:31:24,449 --> 00:31:26,449 Not really. 280 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,473 What? 281 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:57,680 It wasn't that much. 282 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:08,020 What's that? - Scuba scooter. 283 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:13,421 We could have one of them. We could have one each. 284 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:18,034 She's nice. seen better. Close the door. 285 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:32,508 Look you can see it protruding. - It's a nipple. 286 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:37,713 What's it for? it's for feeding babies. 287 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:42,258 Did mum have one? They've all got two. 288 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:46,323 And did she feed us with them? 289 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,024 You can't remember when you were a baby. 290 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,728 I don't remember her doing it to me. I remember her doing it to you. 291 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,273 Anthony? 292 00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:03,547 What? done the washing up? 293 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:06,849 I did it! you call that glob? 294 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:29,773 Hello what's your name? 295 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:36,538 Alright, K, what's happened to your finger? 296 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:43,814 Hey, give me your money. Come on, empty your pockets. 297 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:46,822 Give me all your money. Come on, every copper. 298 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:55,865 Who feels sorry for poor children? 299 00:33:56,768 --> 00:34:01,529 Everybody sitting up nicely? 300 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,833 we're going to have new money in the New Year. 301 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:10,547 Does anybody know how much a euro is worth in pounds? 302 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:15,352 Sixty seven p. - Spot on. 303 00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:19,519 It's your own euro converter. 304 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:26,657 Me! - Ohh. Everybody. Ok. 305 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:35,766 Mmm. Well I'll tell you. worth not very much. Almost nothing. 306 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:41,040 To you. our two pences together. 307 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:44,948 Then we'll have a lot of two pences won't we? 308 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:46,949 How many people are there here? 309 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:55,052 One... two... three... four... 310 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,462 Two hundred and fifty. 311 00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:02,525 There's two hundred and fifty in the school. 312 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:04,167 Ok two hundred and fifty. 313 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:11,168 So if you each gave me two pence, then I'd have five pounds. 314 00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:15,537 But in Ethiopia five pounds could feed a family for a week. 315 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,411 And if you all gave me two two pences, then we'd have a tenner. 316 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:24,316 And that's enough to provide that village with a source of clean water forever. 317 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:27,515 It's no good to you. So chuck it in the bin. 318 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:33,662 Excuse me. Give me all your money! 319 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:39,970 Get out of my way. Hey you! 320 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,030 Come on. Empty your pockets. 321 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:49,079 Hello, what's your name? 322 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,349 Hi Damian. I'm the Bin. 323 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:55,012 Damian, you'll give me some money won't you? 324 00:36:00,558 --> 00:36:02,558 Yeah. 325 00:36:17,074 --> 00:36:19,876 What did you do? did it again didn't you? 326 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:22,679 What? 327 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,014 How much? much. She's nice. 328 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,952 I've been thinking. don't we give the money to her? 329 00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:32,354 So how did it go? 330 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:37,421 A thousand! bring a thousand to school for? 331 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:42,521 Can't you see that that's suspicious? 332 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:45,932 How can it be suspicious? It's our money. 333 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,974 Right you lot outside... come on. 334 00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:55,045 Do you know in Africa you can build a well for as little as a hundred pounds. 335 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,280 Just listen. 336 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:06,714 It was the most daring, most brilliant, 337 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:12,561 cleverest and biggest robbery on record, ever. 338 00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:18,168 The train, the one with the money, Used notes. 339 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,832 Right the van comes up onto the platform... here. 340 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:28,777 It's a railway van so no one takes any notice. 341 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:42,058 They jump out of this van and some of them got hold of the driver. 342 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:44,059 Some of them start shifting the money. 343 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:47,926 By this time rapid response has been mobilised. 344 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,470 Alright, let's go. Come on! 345 00:38:07,752 --> 00:38:13,055 The van drives off with a reckless disregard for life. 346 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:18,260 There's... armed units. Dog handlers. Helicopters. 347 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:23,424 The train stays here. comes, takes the driver to hospital. 348 00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:28,732 Get another driver. the bags. There's only one missing. 349 00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:31,341 Then rapid response corner the van. 350 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:43,215 Trapped. the lot and they leg it! 351 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:50,554 They've got no chance, except... 352 00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:54,624 One all. Disappointing result for the gunners. 353 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:57,727 Please advise car, I think we've lost them. 354 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:03,636 They don't catch the men. because when they get back to the van... 355 00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:08,977 there's the missing bag. you... how do you know all that? 356 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:12,048 His uncle works for the police. 357 00:39:12,049 --> 00:39:16,413 The train is in the station. cops are in the cop shop making tea. 358 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,554 Where are the robbers? 359 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:25,326 Where's the last place you're going to look? - Maybe. 360 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:30,867 So the train moves off with a new driver and all the money. 361 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:35,471 The money was on the train and so was a robber? 362 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:42,134 The money stays on the train, but so does a robber. 363 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:06,336 He sits tight. the train comes to a slow bend 364 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:11,439 he chucks a sack of money out. got people waiting all over the country. 365 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:16,546 Could be Stafford or Crewe. 366 00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:21,049 Runcorn, it could be. 367 00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:58,820 Damian. down. It'll be alright. 368 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:03,624 No one knows it was us. Leave me alone. What you have to tell me for? 369 00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:08,264 Because I wanted you to know the truth. 370 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:12,168 No... no we can't do that. 371 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:15,627 Now come on, it isn't the money's fault it got stolen. 372 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:21,938 I thought it was from God. - What? 373 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,949 and they give you money or sweets. 374 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:30,854 well who else would have that kind of money? 375 00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:35,121 God doesn't rob banks, alright. God does not rob banks. 376 00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:43,425 Office. Now. 377 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,568 Your father's on his way. 378 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,378 Come in. 379 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:04,912 The Mormons! money from mormons? 380 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,318 Would you like to tell us why you did it Anthony? 381 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:17,632 Our mam's dead. 382 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:30,003 Hey. Hey. Hey Anthony come here. Anthony, Damian, come here. 383 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:36,017 Ok. Team talk. 384 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:40,756 Your mother, 385 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:46,921 She would not want you, to stand around crying or to steal things. 386 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:53,269 She wants you to get on with your lives and do the best you can. 387 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:55,270 Make her proud, son, eh? 388 00:42:56,373 --> 00:43:00,537 And not, you know... cry. 389 00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:09,351 Ok. So let's stop crying eh? stealing things. Let's stop that too. 390 00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:11,453 Get in the car. 391 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:23,132 Don't ever do that to me again. 392 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:26,327 I didn't mean to cause any trouble or anything. 393 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,633 No you did right. They stole it, what could you do? 394 00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:34,935 They did give it to a good cause. wouldn't have done that at their age. 395 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:38,810 They must be... you did a good job. 396 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,551 Thanks. 397 00:43:46,857 --> 00:43:50,524 Are you from the social? 398 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,027 I go round the schools collecting for this water thing. 399 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,427 And try and tell them about the change over, you know. 400 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:59,268 Making sure that the kids understand it. 401 00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:03,172 Sometimes they are a bit confused, until I talk to them. 402 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:05,173 They're really confused. 403 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:13,850 I'm sorry. They're very sorry. 404 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,115 I want you to know that it won't happen again. 405 00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:20,856 Do you mind me asking how you came to have so much cash in the house? 406 00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:24,523 It was a donation. It was left here anonymously. 407 00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:29,624 And you weren't suspicious about that? 408 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:31,767 we thought it was the answers to our prayers. 409 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:36,471 Only it has been mentioned that you spent close to five thousand pounds in Comet... 410 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:43,510 A few days ago. television. Mircowave oven. 411 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:48,612 Dishwasher. Foot spa. 412 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:53,018 Did you actually pray for all of these things? 413 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:58,021 We were praying for comfort and encouragement. 414 00:44:58,162 --> 00:45:03,165 I think we felt comforted and encouraged. 415 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,367 And the dishwasher. 416 00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:14,477 Samaritans. Oxfam. 417 00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:17,003 For Christ's sake, don't tick them little boxes. 418 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:20,510 The ones about putting you in touch with like-minded organisations. 419 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:25,313 You'll be besieged man. I'm telling you! 420 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:29,517 Alright, don't remind us. 421 00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:35,430 I know. locks and general security, man. 422 00:45:35,766 --> 00:45:42,334 Including up there. I'm on the door. 423 00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:47,037 Can you still do good with it or should you give it back? 424 00:45:47,177 --> 00:45:52,647 I thought it was a miracle, but it is just robbed. 425 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:57,914 One day I was with you know who, Jesus. 426 00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:03,024 And he went up into the mountains and thousands of people followed him. 427 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,724 The police said five thousand, five thousand. 428 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:13,334 Loaves and fishes. say that. That's what everybody says. 429 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,744 This yours? key to the old house. 430 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:26,215 Jointed pin tumbler Engineering perfection. 431 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:31,711 Anyway, this kid comes up to us, about your size, 432 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:36,258 His name was... no I have forgotten. 433 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:41,164 Anyway he comes up with these loaves and fishes. 434 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:44,726 And Jesus blesses them and passes the plate round. 435 00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:49,872 Now the first person he passes it to, passes it on. 436 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:53,331 He just passes it on. Do you know why? 437 00:46:54,077 --> 00:46:56,705 Because he had a piece of lamb hidden in his pocket. 438 00:46:57,447 --> 00:47:00,712 And as he is passing the fish, he sneaks a bit of meat out 439 00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:04,754 and pretends he's taken it off the plate. 440 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:08,623 And the next person exactly the same story. 441 00:47:08,759 --> 00:47:12,024 Every single bastard one of them has their own food. 442 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:16,765 And every one of them is keeping it quiet. 443 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:21,331 But as that plate went round with the sardines on 444 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:25,430 They all got their own food out and started to share. 445 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:29,946 And then that plate went all the way round And back to Jesus 446 00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:32,211 and it'd still got the fish and the loaves on it. 447 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:39,316 I think Jesus was a bit taken aback. 448 00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:44,826 And I just said 'miracle'. at first I thought I'd fooled him. 449 00:47:46,964 --> 00:47:51,628 But now I see it was a miracle, one of his best. 450 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:58,940 But this little kid had stood up and... 451 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,449 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 452 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:12,655 I'm talking about you. 453 00:48:12,656 --> 00:48:18,817 You're trying too hard. wasn't planning on doing a miracle. 454 00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:21,624 He wasn't planning anything, except lunch. 455 00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:25,724 Something that looks like a miracle turns out to be dead simple. 456 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:29,134 But what am I going to do with all this? 457 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,174 I just want to be good. 458 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:39,311 Look I can't say too much about this, because of that whole free will thing. 459 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:43,151 Right? 460 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:49,920 see this key? Keep it safe. Alright? 461 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:56,832 And I'll have a word upstairs... 462 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,531 See if I can get somebody on your case more permanent. 463 00:49:04,474 --> 00:49:09,138 It's three days left to e-day, my true love said to me. 464 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:15,613 Convert your change or donate to charity. 465 00:49:15,752 --> 00:49:17,811 There are just three days left to e-day. 466 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:21,516 Remember the money in your bank account has already been converted. 467 00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:25,661 The easiest way to change any cash you have is to pay it into your account. 468 00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,426 The Sterling becomes Euros the moment it's paid in. 469 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:32,969 And if you don't have an account, why not open one today? 470 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:36,471 We'd like to open a bank account. - No. 471 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,533 Well I need an adult signature. I need proof of who you are. 472 00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:42,736 Oh we thought of that. Leisure pass. 473 00:49:44,948 --> 00:49:47,109 I'm afraid you're going to have to ask your mum to come in. 474 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:51,653 This isn't enough. Just ask your mum to come in. - Why not? 475 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,156 Our mam's dead. 476 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:09,937 There's two free euros in here And you can keep the rest of your money in it. 477 00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:12,574 It's the best I can do. 478 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,948 I told you. We should have bought a house. 479 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:24,214 Right if we can't hide it, at least we can spend it. 480 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:35,622 Hello. - Now that is quality. 481 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,968 Yeah. 482 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:43,130 Not as well. in mine. This is fantastic. 483 00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:46,335 Anthony. money to the lady with the bin? 484 00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:50,846 It's not ours and we're never going to spend it all. 485 00:50:50,847 --> 00:50:53,816 We just gave her a grand and look at the trouble it caused. 486 00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:57,215 And if we gave her two hundred we'll end up in jail. 487 00:50:57,354 --> 00:51:00,812 We're on our own now Damian. Don't let me down. 488 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,539 Hello. The speaker went on the bin. 489 00:51:16,673 --> 00:51:18,937 Your dad said he'd fix it. So I said I'd cook for him. 490 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,237 So you get a decent meal for once. 491 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:28,213 I'm a fantastic cook. Aren't I a fantastic cook, Damian? 492 00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:32,353 You'll give yourselvesa hernia, is that all homework? - Yeah. 493 00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:36,815 Er, costumes for the nativity play. I suppose it is homework really. 494 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,463 I love a nativity play, can I see them? - No. 495 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:46,769 It's private. Private property... of the school. 496 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,572 Am I going to go too? going to get me some tickets? 497 00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:53,676 Well I suppose so. didn't even know they were in it. 498 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:56,043 I get told nothing you know, nothing. 499 00:51:57,447 --> 00:52:01,950 Are you going to come and do some chopping? 500 00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:10,919 Where was the highwaymanan, Dick Turpin, hanged in seventeen thirty nine? 501 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:16,228 York. - How did you know that? 502 00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:19,368 He knows everything your dad. - Why don't you go on it, 503 00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:22,671 you'd be great, wouldn't he, he'd be great. 504 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:26,942 It's York! frustrated if you went on yourself. 505 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,646 Damian, tell him to go on. to have a million pounds wouldn't you? 506 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:36,351 It's not a million pounds. It's a million euros. 507 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:41,617 Six hundred and twenty three thousand, one hundred pounds at today's prices. 508 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,758 At least somebody has been listening. 509 00:52:44,761 --> 00:52:49,323 Told you it was York. I'm so sorry the answer is York. 510 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:56,871 We're supposed to go to bed when this is finished. 511 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:59,640 But you're supposed to read us a story. 512 00:53:02,078 --> 00:53:05,747 I'll get off. - I'll see you out. 513 00:53:08,652 --> 00:53:10,652 I know. 514 00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:20,323 Come again soon. - Sucker for men. 515 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,734 Don't forget I want to seethat nativity play. Your dad'llforget. 516 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:30,872 Go and get your pyjamas on. 517 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:33,033 Nice to have someone to talk to once in a while, though. 518 00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:40,176 Yeah. Thanks. I had a great evening. 519 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:44,311 We can't leave it here. going to have tokeep it with us... 520 00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:47,555 all the time. your school bag. 521 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:52,724 And don't let it out your sight. it with your life, whatever happens. 522 00:53:52,862 --> 00:53:56,764 Ok? - Ok. 523 00:53:57,567 --> 00:54:01,769 Have you any room? - No, Damian, 524 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:05,932 Damian he's tired, he's walked here all the way from Nazareth. 525 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:10,446 He's tired. He's very, very tired. - Tired. 526 00:54:10,447 --> 00:54:13,211 The walk fromNazareth, people did that all the time. 527 00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:18,714 And he was a carpenter. So he was very fit. 528 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:22,157 His wife was going to have a baby. 529 00:54:22,158 --> 00:54:29,158 Ok. You say excited. I say tired. Let's try nervous? 530 00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:52,713 Joseph the Worker, first century, dates uncertain? 531 00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:57,623 I wouldn't have said nervous. I would have said focused. 532 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:11,136 Well, have you any room? 533 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:19,547 What did he want to bring her for? 534 00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:27,055 Beginners. Beginners positions. 535 00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:41,769 The word went out from Julius Caesar. 536 00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:47,543 Caesar Augustus that everybody had to go to their home town to be taxed. 537 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:51,204 So Mary and Joseph set out for Bethlehem. 538 00:55:56,553 --> 00:56:01,718 539 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:07,022 how much a piece of gold that big 540 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:12,426 would be worth at today's prices? An awful lot. I wonder what happened to it? 541 00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:15,436 Because he was poor after that. I wonder what he spent it on. 542 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:18,939 Can we please loose the anachronistic bag? 543 00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:21,942 I don't think they had Addidas in the first century. 544 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:27,850 Far away to the East, three wise men saw a star. 545 00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:31,452 Look a star! 546 00:56:32,255 --> 00:56:37,420 547 00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:43,922 see, 548 00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:59,210 No, Saint Maureen. heard of her. Is she a virgin martyr? 549 00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:01,349 I don't think so. 550 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:10,319 Here he is. got those bags with him. 551 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,460 Pom pom pom... 552 00:57:14,664 --> 00:57:19,167 Do you remember me? 553 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:21,469 I'm the poor man. 554 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:28,677 Damian Cunningham, what are you doing there? 555 00:57:28,678 --> 00:57:31,447 Where should you be, you should be in Bethlehem, come on. 556 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:35,851 I can't believe you've got... no go back... go back. 557 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:39,555 What have I told you about these? 558 00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:43,559 Back out! Back out! Back out! 559 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,926 They tried first at one inn. 560 00:57:47,363 --> 00:57:51,226 Do you have any room at this inn? 561 00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:56,138 Do you have any room at this inn? haven't any room, but we've got a stable. 562 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:08,212 So he took them to the stable... 563 00:58:11,054 --> 00:58:13,054 and cosy Joseph... 564 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:22,827 I said this is nice and cosy Joseph. 565 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:29,930 Yes, this is where our Lord Baby Jesus will be born. 566 00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:35,938 And so our Saviour came, bringing peace to all the earth. 567 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:43,050 night... 568 01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:03,064 You stay there. 569 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:18,172 Oh no the keys! 570 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:15,062 Oh no! 571 01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,445 Damian! - Dad! 572 01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:34,312 Come here! Oh God! here! Come here! It's alright. 573 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:38,353 Let's get you down. What were you doing? - There we go, 574 01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:40,354 What's he doing? - Good lad. 575 01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:53,729 Well he found it! of the sky. Right in front of me. 576 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:55,870 I thought it was from God. 577 01:02:57,373 --> 01:03:03,045 From God? thing is it, handing out cash? 578 01:03:03,846 --> 01:03:05,846 Why would God hand out... 579 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:10,916 Two hundred and twenty nine thousand, three hundred and twenty pounds. 580 01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:20,923 Blimey! the poor, but it was really hard. 581 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:28,034 Why didn't you tell me? said not to, because of the tax. 582 01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:34,975 We could keep some of it though couldn't we, like a reward? - Oh! 583 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:40,208 So what are we going to do with it then? 584 01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:43,113 Well what else can we do? It's not ours is it? 585 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:29,529 Hello? was open. I've called the police. 586 01:04:30,466 --> 01:04:32,466 I thought you might have come home. 587 01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:51,618 Everyone gets burgled at Christmas, Dad. 588 01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:59,655 This will be your crime number. can get on to your insurance company. 589 01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:02,062 Of course they can't really recompense you for this. 590 01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:04,826 I mean they can't give you your Christmas back can they? 591 01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,936 Probably be next Christmas by the time you get anything back. 592 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:15,333 I don't suppose you've got any serial numbers, security codes, 593 01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:17,708 anything like that? No? 594 01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:24,815 Well, wouldn't make any difference. very rare we get anything back. Very rare. 595 01:05:28,157 --> 01:05:32,661 Whe know the stolen currency is around here somewhere. 596 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:36,463 But they can't do anything about it. the banks have been warned to look out 597 01:05:36,565 --> 01:05:42,833 for anyone making any large deposits. 598 01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:46,339 before they realise that the money is worthless. 599 01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:26,008 What's that? it's nothing. It's just my stuff. 600 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:31,552 Oh dad, don't. 601 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,760 This is what they were after. 602 01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:44,132 That's a lot of money. Where did it come from? 603 01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:47,235 They took our Christmas. We'll take their cash. 604 01:06:47,370 --> 01:06:51,673 You can't keep it. - You're going to keep it? 605 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,376 They were going to burn it. were going to burn all this money, 606 01:06:54,377 --> 01:06:58,003 that's a crime if you ask me. - But stealing is wrong. 607 01:06:58,147 --> 01:07:00,513 If you steal something, you have to steal it from somebody. 608 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:03,451 Who would we be stealing it from? 609 01:07:03,452 --> 01:07:06,114 Damian, my house has just been ransacked. 610 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:10,457 I work every second God sends just to cover the mortgage, to give you a decent home. 611 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:16,163 And now it's been wrecked. 612 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:21,468 But Yes... - Go to bed. 613 01:07:51,367 --> 01:07:57,036 Do you want a story? - It's wrong. 614 01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:00,174 Yeah, well. 615 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:07,611 Yeah, well what? - Look around you, Damian. 616 01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:12,418 We're on our own. is smiling down on us Damian. 617 01:08:12,555 --> 01:08:16,722 No one is is looking out for us. 618 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,259 But mam... - Is dead. 619 01:08:21,864 --> 01:08:28,864 She's dead, Damian. see her again. And neither will I. 620 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:37,310 And the money, is ours. 621 01:08:38,347 --> 01:08:42,450 We'll take it to town tomorrow and change it and spend it, do you hear me? 622 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:45,716 All of it, because it's ours. 623 01:09:18,454 --> 01:09:22,117 I know you've got it. It's mine. 624 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,321 And you're going to change it tomorrow. 625 01:09:27,763 --> 01:09:32,723 And that's a good thing. Ok? 626 01:09:41,076 --> 01:09:43,076 When you come back. 627 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,848 I'm going to call you on this phone. 628 01:09:49,051 --> 01:09:52,714 Open the front door. Let me in. 629 01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:56,056 And we'll take the money. 630 01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:00,424 And you won't have to worry about it any more. 631 01:10:04,567 --> 01:10:06,567 Understand? 632 01:10:24,653 --> 01:10:27,315 You make sure your phone's switched on. 633 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:37,231 ...fifteen. we'll take the other and then swap. 634 01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:40,668 All right. - Ok change what you can and what you can't change spend. 635 01:10:40,669 --> 01:10:42,669 Have a ball! 636 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:48,576 You do realise, you just kissed goodbye to the money. 637 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,602 She's going to run off with it, you must know that? 638 01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:53,214 Come on! - How can she, she's got Damian? 639 01:10:53,349 --> 01:10:56,409 She'll kidnap him, hold him to ransom for the rest of the money. 640 01:10:56,952 --> 01:10:59,512 No, Anthony, that's what you'd do. Come on. 641 01:11:10,065 --> 01:11:12,065 Ok, you wait here all right? 642 01:11:19,475 --> 01:11:21,475 It's mine. 643 01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:30,451 We'll have to change more than this. - What? 644 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:35,312 That's the whole point, do it in small amounts and no one will be suspicious. 645 01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:36,958 Look at the queue. Look at the time. 646 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,860 We'll be lucky to get round three banks at this rate. 647 01:11:38,861 --> 01:11:43,063 You'll be lucky to stay out the jail. - What? 648 01:11:44,566 --> 01:11:47,969 It's just quite a lot in the circumstances. 649 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:52,272 It's the front half of a Ford Fiesta. 650 01:11:55,577 --> 01:11:59,447 What? - I need a wee. 651 01:11:59,448 --> 01:12:03,609 Can I use your loo? - Well I'm not queuing up again, 652 01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:06,954 the poor kid's been in here half an hour. 653 01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:08,955 What do you do when you need to go? 654 01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:18,726 Ok, just this once. 655 01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:28,675 You'll have to go here. 656 01:12:31,447 --> 01:12:33,447 You little belter. 657 01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:40,954 I just can't see why it's so difficult. 658 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,225 It's the front half of a Ford Fiesta, as far as I'm concerned, that's... 659 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,361 I need a wee. I need a wee. 660 01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:04,810 Today's the day, that Britain enters a new currency era. 661 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,910 You must spend or bank any remaining old money today. 662 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:11,212 It's now or never. Use it or lose it. 663 01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:15,119 At midnight tonight, it's euros only for British business. 664 01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:20,718 Well if you say so for business... business is... now what was your name. 665 01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:25,966 What? - I've got an idea. 666 01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:28,835 Change it into dollars now and change it into euros whenever. 667 01:13:28,971 --> 01:13:32,974 Actually once all the excitement's over the euro will most likely drop in value. 668 01:13:32,975 --> 01:13:36,138 So we'll probably get a better exchange rate this way too. 669 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:44,715 What? - Where did I get you? 670 01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:52,255 They've got a bank in there. It stays open late. 671 01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:56,763 You know everything, you do, don't you? 672 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:03,170 What's wrong? 673 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:08,275 How did you know about the bank? 674 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:14,115 Is this where your mum worked? In here? 675 01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:20,855 Well stay there then. alright. I'll come straight back for you. 676 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,856 I'll do this one. Ok? 677 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,476 Don't look. 678 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,309 This is where your mum used to work. 679 01:14:54,356 --> 01:14:56,356 Nice. 680 01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:02,421 Best get a move on, huh? 681 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,168 Go on. 682 01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:36,963 Damian? What you doing? 683 01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,867 Hey, what's up? 684 01:15:43,672 --> 01:15:45,672 Did you think I'd run off and left you? 685 01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:50,845 Did you? I didn't, did I? 686 01:15:50,846 --> 01:15:52,846 No, you didn't. 687 01:15:53,949 --> 01:15:56,918 The bank's upstairs. - It's closed. 688 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:04,958 And I've had a much better idea. Come on. 689 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:23,177 Oh I could have had my eye out. 690 01:16:23,178 --> 01:16:27,848 Damian, wants to give his to the poor. 691 01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:30,613 Of course they won't be poor anymore, once you've given it to them. 692 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:35,555 What'll do you do then, take it back? 693 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:42,662 Right mystery activity... champagne. 694 01:16:54,076 --> 01:16:57,607 A woman opens the door in her nightie and I thought funny place to keep a door... 695 01:16:59,848 --> 01:17:04,952 This is your fault this. - What is? 696 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:08,155 You brought her and you don't even know. 697 01:17:08,156 --> 01:17:11,658 Can you hear them laughing? 698 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,462 Very good. 699 01:17:16,665 --> 01:17:19,327 Once she's got what she came for, she'll piss off again. 700 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,228 Then he won't be laughing will he? will all start again like when mam died. 701 01:17:23,372 --> 01:17:26,774 He'll be angry... - Maybe... she, you know, she won't, she'll stay. 702 01:17:26,775 --> 01:17:32,010 Oh great! Much better. Is that what you want? 703 01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:36,513 Why are you angry with me? you did it. You and your weird stuff. 704 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,815 Chucking money away. Talking to yourself. Seeing things. 705 01:17:39,955 --> 01:17:44,358 I don't. I mean maybe I do, but... 706 01:17:44,359 --> 01:17:47,419 For what? The truth is, you're a loony! 707 01:17:47,562 --> 01:17:50,224 Don't say that, Anthony. Please don't say that! 708 01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:53,732 You're just a fucking loony and you should be locked up. 709 01:18:10,252 --> 01:18:13,710 Be at the front door with the money in ten minutes. 710 01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:11,812 Damian! We were... I was just... 711 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:36,630 Dad, don't answer it. - What is going on. 712 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:40,034 Please! little girls. My girls. 713 01:19:40,175 --> 01:19:45,646 These girls Santa Claus forgot. You're our last hope. 714 01:19:45,647 --> 01:19:49,049 Because no point going back if you don't help... took it out. - Just... 715 01:19:49,050 --> 01:19:52,812 Who is it? - Excuse me please. 716 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:56,356 Fifty percent of families with a chronically ill child, break up. 717 01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,227 You're maybe asking yourself why these Waterloo station need friends. 718 01:20:00,362 --> 01:20:04,124 Oh, Let me explain. of night. This is a privat time. 719 01:20:04,266 --> 01:20:08,634 Who are you? Get mind. Just leaving. 720 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:11,972 Go on, you and your... get out. 721 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:15,575 It's absolutely... - Would you be prepared to consider a direct debit. 722 01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:27,353 Just shut up, will you? 723 01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:51,807 Damian? Damian? 724 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,962 This is that same donkey as he looks after just a few months in our sanctuary. 725 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:12,165 I think you'll agree... - All right love. Put him down. 726 01:21:26,147 --> 01:21:30,351 You'd better tell me how this started? 727 01:21:30,352 --> 01:21:34,754 Some one must have said something strange. 728 01:21:34,756 --> 01:21:39,818 Yeah that's right, yeah. you find it? I'm yet to be convinced. 729 01:21:39,961 --> 01:21:41,762 Well you can come and have a look, when you get rid of that lot. 730 01:21:41,763 --> 01:21:45,265 Mmm. One step at a time, eh? 731 01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,367 You do that, I'll have a look around. 732 01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:56,476 Evening, lad. 733 01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:30,677 You. 734 01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:38,310 Where is he? - I don't know. 735 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:30,169 Peaceful isn't it? 736 01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:34,774 Who am I? 737 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:41,948 Who are you? 738 01:24:32,367 --> 01:24:34,367 Oh. 739 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:39,836 I know you're only a dream. But I don't care. 740 01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:43,501 It's nice to see you. Even if you're just a dream. 741 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,307 The money just makes everything worse. 742 01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:54,213 I've got something for you. 743 01:24:57,459 --> 01:25:00,724 You may have already won ten thousand pounds. 744 01:25:03,164 --> 01:25:05,223 Please will you talk to me? 745 01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:10,131 Five minutes. Ok? 746 01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:19,709 Now, don't interrupt. I'm dead. 747 01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:22,214 You need to use conditioner on your hair. 748 01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:25,410 Your dad won't think of that, but it makes all the difference. 749 01:25:27,455 --> 01:25:32,017 Me? to worry about me. 750 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:36,062 You have been worrying about me, haven't you? 751 01:25:38,166 --> 01:25:40,166 I'm fine. 752 01:25:41,369 --> 01:25:45,838 Anthony. taken it better than you. 753 01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:50,005 But he hasn't. a good heart, he just... 754 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:53,447 he doesn't know where it is. 755 01:25:53,448 --> 01:25:58,551 He's going to need you. Be good to him. 756 01:25:59,354 --> 01:26:06,018 Doesn't believe what? Anything. He mustn't do or he wouldn't. 757 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:09,928 Couldn't you talk to him? - Oh. 758 01:26:10,064 --> 01:26:17,064 Is it because of the money? money makes it harder to see what's what. 759 01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:20,473 You know that already. 760 01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:30,150 Never really win with those things anyway. 761 01:26:30,151 --> 01:26:32,517 the building of the American Railways. 762 01:26:36,457 --> 01:26:38,457 It's her isn't it? 763 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,861 Your dad and her? 764 01:26:44,065 --> 01:26:46,065 Damian. 765 01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:58,372 You know how complicated the money was? 766 01:27:00,348 --> 01:27:01,448 You need to remember 767 01:27:01,449 --> 01:27:04,612 that there is nearly always enough good around to be going on with. 768 01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:07,220 You've just got to have a bit of faith, you know. 769 01:27:07,355 --> 01:27:10,324 And if you've got faith in people that makes them stronger. 770 01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:14,519 And you, you've got enough to sort all three of you out. 771 01:27:16,364 --> 01:27:20,323 Hey? That's why I'm counting on you. 772 01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:27,373 I haven't really been worried about you. 773 01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:30,876 That's allowed. 774 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:34,306 Are you really a Saint? 775 01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:42,350 Well, the criteria's very strict. notjust a case of doing good and all that. 776 01:27:43,057 --> 01:27:47,261 You do have to do an actual miracle. 777 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:51,864 I'm in there. Course I am. 778 01:27:53,568 --> 01:27:55,568 Don't you know? 779 01:27:56,871 --> 01:27:58,871 It was you. 780 01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:14,954 Hey? going to say goodbye? 781 01:28:24,365 --> 01:28:26,365 Bye. 782 01:29:12,447 --> 01:29:16,750 Did you see her? 783 01:29:16,751 --> 01:29:21,212 She said to tell you not to worry. 784 01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:25,758 She's looking out for you 785 01:29:27,261 --> 01:29:29,261 Come on! 786 01:29:42,276 --> 01:29:45,905 Well it was fun while it lasted, eh? 787 01:29:56,758 --> 01:30:03,228 Look there's no easy way to say this, but I put a bit to one side, for me, to spend. 788 01:30:03,364 --> 01:30:08,727 You can have it back. thousand, three hundred and ten euros. 789 01:30:08,870 --> 01:30:10,870 All for the best, eh? 790 01:30:12,974 --> 01:30:16,176 Dollars. just a few grand. 791 01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:18,945 Dad? 792 01:30:18,946 --> 01:30:23,350 Eleven thousand, four hundred dollars. 793 01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:25,410 I sort of kept them by mistake. 794 01:30:27,455 --> 01:30:31,057 Anthony. enjoyed having a wedge. 795 01:30:31,058 --> 01:30:34,425 It wasn't really the money. I just liked having it. 796 01:30:34,562 --> 01:30:37,827 Four thousand, seven hundred and eighty euros. 797 01:30:39,467 --> 01:30:43,770 Dorothy wanted a holiday of a lifetime. 798 01:30:43,771 --> 01:30:48,438 Come on Dad. one game boy advanced xp. 799 01:30:48,576 --> 01:30:54,806 One play station three. A Shogun new BMX bike. 800 01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:58,316 Nimbus two thousand eltro-magnetic stair rider. 801 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:04,257 A table top candy floss maker. An iPOD, obviously. 802 01:31:04,258 --> 01:31:06,726 And a stamp on it hydraulic rocket capable of 803 01:31:06,861 --> 01:31:12,866 a attaining altitudes of over one hundred metres. 804 01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:16,368 Two... 805 01:31:28,449 --> 01:31:33,353 That's how Anthony would want this story to end. 806 01:31:33,354 --> 01:31:38,623 But it's not his story. It's mine. 807 01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:42,823 This is where I want it to end.