1 00:00:24,532 --> 00:00:28,521 2 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:44,521 [Chattering] 3 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:10,655 - Oh, hello. - Hello. Are you, uh, Hannah? 4 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,566 - It's "Han-nah," actually. - Oh, right. 5 00:02:14,566 --> 00:02:17,799 - And this is Claire. - Oh, I-I'm Annie. 6 00:02:17,799 --> 00:02:20,033 Oh. Do come in, Annie. 7 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:24,022 - Thank you. - All right. 8 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,989 [Indistinct Chattering] 9 00:02:32,733 --> 00:02:34,632 I was just giving Charlie his dinner. 10 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:37,632 Oh, sorry. This is Charlie. 11 00:02:37,632 --> 00:02:41,366 And I'm Charlie's aunt, as in "Aren't I, Charlie?" You behave yourself. 12 00:02:41,366 --> 00:02:45,100 - 13 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:48,699 - It's for me asthma. - Oh, right. 14 00:02:48,699 --> 00:02:51,599 - Do you mind if I smoke? - No. 15 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:55,366 Oh, it's a bit kamikaze, isn't it? [Karate Yell] 16 00:02:55,366 --> 00:02:57,799 - What course are you on? - Psychology. 17 00:02:57,799 --> 00:03:00,733 Oh, bloody hell. I'd better get on the couch. 18 00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:03,000 Psychoanalysis hardly comes into it at all. 19 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,100 Psychology is actually the scientific study of human behavior. 20 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,599 Oh, well, that's all right then, 'cause I'm a dirty rat. 21 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:11,266 You could study her. 22 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,766 - So you both do English then? - [Claire] Yeah. 23 00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:16,266 - "To be or not to be?" - "That is the question." 24 00:03:16,266 --> 00:03:19,000 - A very good one. - I know what you mean, yeah. 25 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,532 This is my favorite band�The Cure. 26 00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:23,766 - Oh, it's hers as well. - Really? 27 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:26,266 - No. - So, uh... 28 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:29,599 - what do you think of the old place? - Nice, yeah. 29 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:33,299 Thirty pound a week inclusive, but I'm a bit worried 'cause... 30 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:36,000 what does "must have G.S.O.H." mean? 31 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,399 'Cause I don't know if I've got one, you see. 32 00:03:38,399 --> 00:03:42,388 Oh, right. Uh, that just means a good sense of housekeeping, doesn't it? 33 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:48,222 Oh, right. Well, I have to do a lot of dusting 'cause of me allergies and that, so? 34 00:03:48,632 --> 00:03:51,265 - It means good sense of humor. - [Coughing] 35 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:54,265 An analogy to dust. Now, what could that be? 36 00:03:54,265 --> 00:03:57,233 - God's dandruff, maybe? - Is that eczema? 37 00:03:57,233 --> 00:04:00,133 No, it's dermatitis. 38 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:04,122 Well, it's better than "determinitis," which is what I've got. Let's face it! 39 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:14,100 - Did you walk? - No, I got a taxi. 40 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:18,089 Hello. 41 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:24,089 - Hello. - All right. 42 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,299 - Come on in, Annie. Make yourself at home. - [Hannah] Bitch! 43 00:04:29,299 --> 00:04:32,733 - Pervert! - She's been to see her mum. 44 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:36,722 Oh, right. 45 00:04:39,599 --> 00:04:43,499 Never, never! She's a fucking bitch! 46 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:47,488 I'm never fucking going there again! That's it! 47 00:05:14,133 --> 00:05:17,532 [Laughing] 48 00:05:17,532 --> 00:05:20,265 - Oh, hiya. - Hello. 49 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:22,566 - [Laughing] - You look so smart. 50 00:05:22,566 --> 00:05:25,232 - Speak for yourself. - Oh, yeah. 51 00:05:25,232 --> 00:05:27,265 No, you do. Let me take this. 52 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:29,632 No, it's all right. It's really heavy. 53 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:32,566 - This is for you. It's, uh, nothing. - You shouldn't have bothered. 54 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,632 - Come on. Let me take it. - All right then. 55 00:05:34,632 --> 00:05:37,566 - Did you get a cup of tea? - Yeah, and a sarnie. 56 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:39,632 It's only one and a half hours'journey. 57 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:42,133 Uh, it's not much. It's, uh, for your flat. 58 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,666 - Oh, you didn't need to. - Oh, it's only a last-minute thing from Doncaster. 59 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:49,366 - The car's not very far, so? - Oh. Is it on a meter? 60 00:05:49,366 --> 00:05:53,355 - No, it's in the car park. - Oh. 61 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,432 Oh, it feels strange, this. 62 00:05:57,432 --> 00:06:01,421 - Yeah, it does, doesn't it? - Mm. No, no, I mean London. 63 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:04,466 Oh, I see. Has it changed much? 64 00:06:04,466 --> 00:06:08,265 I don't know. It has and it hasn't. 65 00:06:08,265 --> 00:06:11,366 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, I think so. 66 00:06:11,366 --> 00:06:15,355 It all looks the same, but... it feels different. 67 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,132 - [Horn Honks] - Stupid tosser. 68 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:22,299 - I'll tell you what is strange though. - What? 69 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,232 - Seeing you driving. - Well, it's the company car. 70 00:06:25,232 --> 00:06:28,232 Oh, look at you! I've got to drive me own jalopy. 71 00:06:28,232 --> 00:06:31,132 You'll get one when you're promoted, won't you? 72 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:34,566 I hope not to be there much longer. 73 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:38,555 Have you read this? Wuthering Heights by Emily Bront? 74 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:42,099 - Yeah, it's great, and her house is near my house. - Is it? 75 00:06:42,099 --> 00:06:43,733 - Yeah. I've been there. - Have you? 76 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:46,666 - Yeah. Yorkshire. - Oh, right. 77 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:49,132 [Clears Throat] 78 00:06:49,132 --> 00:06:51,733 - I've got a question. - Come on then. 79 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:55,599 Ms. Bront? Ms. Bront?.. 80 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:59,432 who will I have sex with next? 81 00:06:59,432 --> 00:07:02,232 [Blowing Air] 82 00:07:02,232 --> 00:07:04,033 It's a bit like the I Ching, isn't it? 83 00:07:04,033 --> 00:07:06,132 Except you don't have to scratch it. 84 00:07:06,132 --> 00:07:08,399 "Himself befo? 85 00:07:08,399 --> 00:07:11,733 - "Erecting himself before." - Yes! 86 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:15,000 - Yes! Well, you'll be all right then, won't you? - It's your turn. 87 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,699 - Let her have a go. - No. 88 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:20,132 - Go on. - Come on. Ask Emily your question. 89 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:22,132 Okay. Will I find a fellow soon? 90 00:07:22,132 --> 00:07:24,165 No, you've got to say "Ms. Bront? twice. 91 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:27,299 Oh, sorry. [Clears Throat] Miss Bront? 92 00:07:27,299 --> 00:07:30,366 - Ms. Bront?i>. Ms. Bront? - Oh, okay. [Clears Throat] 93 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:34,332 Uh, Ms. Bront? Ms. Bront? will l? 94 00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:38,321 um, will I find a fellow soon? 95 00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:42,232 [Blowing Air] 96 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:46,221 Wait for it. "Must come." Well! 97 00:07:47,165 --> 00:07:51,154 - [Claire Squeals] - At least he'll know what to do with his index finger. 98 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:55,733 So, um, do you need, like, special soap for your, uh? 99 00:07:55,733 --> 00:07:58,399 - Yeah, sometimes, yeah. - Is it catching? 100 00:07:58,399 --> 00:08:02,366 - No. - You do look like you've done the tango with a cheese grater. 101 00:08:02,366 --> 00:08:04,566 If you don't mind my saying so. 102 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:07,999 103 00:08:07,999 --> 00:08:11,332 Excuse me. 104 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:14,733 [Sobbing] 105 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:16,999 - [Knocking] - Yeah? 106 00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:19,032 - [Hannah] Are you all right? - Yeah. 107 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,366 - I was only pissin'about. - I know, I know. 108 00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:24,999 - Well, you gotta laugh, though, ain't ya? - Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Really. 109 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:27,733 - I'll see you in a bit then. - Yeah. 110 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:31,722 [Sobbing Continues] 111 00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,499 What lovely houses. 112 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:02,466 Yeah, it's a nice, quiet street, isn't it? 113 00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:06,455 Yeah. 114 00:09:07,999 --> 00:09:11,988 [Sighs] Here we are. I'm right at the top. 115 00:09:13,332 --> 00:09:17,321 - Oh, a real garden. - Yeah, that's the people downstairs. 116 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:23,532 Oh, I'm puffed out. I'm really unfit. 117 00:09:23,532 --> 00:09:26,499 Here we are. Home, sweet home. 118 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,332 Welcome to my humble abode and other domestic clich�s. 119 00:09:29,332 --> 00:09:31,999 Oh, it's lovely. It's so bright and cheery. 120 00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:34,666 I like the yellow. It's still my favorite color, you know. 121 00:09:34,666 --> 00:09:37,399 - Yeah, I painted it when I moved in. - Primrose. 122 00:09:37,399 --> 00:09:40,666 Looks like piss. I've gone off it now. 123 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:43,599 Right. Let's put the kettle on. 124 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:47,588 Oh, what a gorgeous view! Real surprise, huh? 125 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:51,232 Good morrow, Mr. Magpie. 126 00:09:51,232 --> 00:09:53,432 Sorry. I'm so superstitious. 127 00:09:53,432 --> 00:09:56,132 - You're allowed to be. - That's daft, I know. 128 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:59,599 - Oh, a fax machine. - Yeah, I need it for work, really. 129 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:03,588 - Oh, you've got everything. - Well, I wouldn't say that. 130 00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:09,299 Now, what would you like? 131 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:12,432 I've got ordinary tea, herbal teas... 132 00:10:12,432 --> 00:10:14,799 or there's a filter coffee. 133 00:10:14,799 --> 00:10:17,099 I'd like a coffee. Do you mind? 134 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,999 No, not at all. I'm having one. 135 00:10:18,999 --> 00:10:21,733 Oh, what a great settee. Is this from Habitat? 136 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:24,599 No, that's one of my sister's castoffs, actually. 137 00:10:24,599 --> 00:10:26,699 - It's a sofa bed. - Oh, is it? 138 00:10:26,699 --> 00:10:30,132 Why don't you sit down? Let me take this. I'll open it later. 139 00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:33,599 - Is this where I'm sleeping? - No, I'm sleeping there. 140 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:37,532 You're sleeping in my boudoir. Follow me. 141 00:10:37,532 --> 00:10:39,599 Oh, you've got a skylight. 142 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:42,232 Yeah. Bit noisy when it rains. 143 00:10:42,232 --> 00:10:44,666 Good for the stars at night. Romantic. 144 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:47,733 Now, I've put clean sheets on the bed, and there's a fresh towel. 145 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:51,699 - Why can't I sleep in there? - Well, because that mattress is even lower than this one. 146 00:10:51,699 --> 00:10:54,299 And I remember what you're like with your allergies... 147 00:10:54,299 --> 00:10:56,532 so I thought you'd be better off in here. 148 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,299 But as long as I'm not on the floor, I don't mind. 149 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:02,599 Well, whatever. Anyway, there's the bathroom, if you want to have a crap. 150 00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:06,588 I'm gonna make the coffee. 151 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:10,165 I don't know why we don'tjust get a coffin and put everything in that. 152 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:13,599 - I can't hear you. - I said I don't know why we don't just get a coffin... 153 00:11:13,599 --> 00:11:15,699 - and put everything in that. - 154 00:11:15,699 --> 00:11:18,332 Oh, hurry up. I'm cold. 155 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,999 All right. I'm going as fast as I can. 156 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:23,666 Who the fuck do you think I am? Speedy Gonzalez? 157 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,099 My arms are wrecked. 158 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:30,088 - 159 00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:34,265 - Do you want this? - No, I don't. 160 00:11:34,265 --> 00:11:36,699 I thought you might, 'cause I fucking well don't. 161 00:11:36,699 --> 00:11:40,232 Introducing Semiotics. Mine. Mine. 162 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:44,221 Oh, look. Wuthering Heights. Why don't you ask Ms. Bront?.. 163 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:47,432 to inform you what the rest of your entire life will consist of? 164 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,532 - Don't want to. - Go on. I insist. 165 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:51,132 - No! - Oh, you don't want to? 166 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:55,032 Well, that's interesting, 'cause neither do I! 167 00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:57,265 What will we do with these? There's only five. 168 00:11:57,265 --> 00:11:59,132 We'll chop that one in half. 169 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:02,032 Tell you what. You take three, and I'll take two. 170 00:12:02,032 --> 00:12:04,532 I know. You have three, and I'll have two... 171 00:12:04,532 --> 00:12:06,699 and you can give this one to your mum. 172 00:12:06,699 --> 00:12:08,798 But what about your mum? 173 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:12,787 My mum would probably smash it in a drunken stupor, wouldn't she? 174 00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,132 Oh, this is great, Hannah. You're so lucky. 175 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:20,032 - I'm thinking of moving, actually. - But why? It's perfect. 176 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,099 - I want to buy somewhere. - Really? 177 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:23,666 - Yeah. - Why? 178 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,366 I just think it's a waste of money forkin' out for rent... 179 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,798 when it's cheaper paying off a mortgage. 180 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:32,532 - But it's such a big jump. - Well, it's not very secure being a tenant though, is it? 181 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:35,532 Oh, you're so brave. I couldn't buy on me own. 182 00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:38,599 - I couldn't buy with anyone else. - I want to get somewhere with somebody. 183 00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:42,588 - Really? Who? - No, no. I mean�Well, you know, my luck might change. 184 00:12:43,299 --> 00:12:46,366 I might meet somebody. I've got some money saved up. 185 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,332 I should spend it if I was you. I'm not very good at saving. 186 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:51,566 - Oh, you still use them. - What? 187 00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:54,798 - The cups. - Oh, yeah. I've had these for years. 188 00:12:54,798 --> 00:12:57,399 Oh, I don't. I've got cacti in mine, in my bedroom. 189 00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:00,332 - Do you remember when we bought them? - No. 190 00:13:00,332 --> 00:13:02,699 You know, at the market. You had cystitis. 191 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,566 Oh, that's right! You ended up with two, and I've got two. 192 00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:08,732 No, you've got two, and I've got three. 193 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:12,721 Well, that's not very fair, is it? 194 00:13:16,698 --> 00:13:19,566 - [Spraying] - Still ventilating? 195 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,265 Yeah. [Clears Throat] 196 00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,999 You drinking milk these days or? 197 00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,065 Uh, no, thanks. 198 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:29,666 Okay. Help yourself to sugar. 199 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:33,655 Oh, thanks. 200 00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:38,188 [Stirring] 201 00:13:39,399 --> 00:13:42,566 Oh, go on then. I'm on my holidays. Might as well. 202 00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:46,165 Live dangerously. Skin's looking good anyway. 203 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:50,154 Oh, yeah, it's cleared up. Finally. 204 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:56,798 I'm afraid I still smoke. Do you mind? 205 00:13:56,798 --> 00:14:00,399 Oh, uh, haven't got an ashtray. 206 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,599 - Oh, it doesn't matter. - Wait a minute. Let's think. 207 00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:07,588 Oh, I know. Could use this. 208 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:11,432 - [Clears Throat] - There you go. 209 00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:15,421 Same old contradiction. 210 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,399 - How's work? - Oh, it's been a nightmare today. 211 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:23,265 - Oh? - Yeah, well, basically... 212 00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:25,566 I've inherited this problem from my predecessor. 213 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,566 He was my ex-boss. I warned him before he left. 214 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:31,165 Of course he wasn't having any of it. 215 00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:35,065 So he's gone on to greener pastures, and I've been left holding the baby. 216 00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:37,999 What's the problem then? 217 00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:41,032 Well, see, he ordered this whole spring range from a firm... 218 00:14:41,032 --> 00:14:43,299 and they didn't deliver by the deadline. 219 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:47,199 So I threatened not to pay them, and now they're giving me all this hassle and shit. 220 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:50,532 - Is it envelopes? - Oh, no. It's a whole range of stationery. 221 00:14:50,532 --> 00:14:54,432 Problems, eh? I've got them, too, 'cause I want to change me job. 222 00:14:54,432 --> 00:14:58,132 - Do you? - Yeah, well, you see, I went into personnel management... 223 00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,566 'cause it's all about dealing with people... 224 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,598 but I've ended up with this job, like? 225 00:15:02,598 --> 00:15:05,399 I spend 90% of my time shifting paper around a desk. 226 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:07,165 Yeah. Yeah. 227 00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:09,532 - Anyway, it's not the same since Patsy left. - Who's that? 228 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:09,665 - Anyway, it's not the same since Patsy left. - Who's that? 229 00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:12,099 Oh, she was one of the senior secretaries. 230 00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:15,199 She was a real laugh. She retired last year. 231 00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:18,366 Would you excuse me a moment? Sorry. 232 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:22,355 I just remembered something. 233 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,532 - Oh, look at you in your specs. - [Scoffs] 234 00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:28,099 Yeah, I only use them for reading and writing. 235 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:32,088 - You look so mature. - Well, not too mature, I hope. 236 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:37,399 - I haven't opened your present, have I? - No. 237 00:15:37,399 --> 00:15:41,388 Nice paper. 238 00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:52,199 [Clears Throat] Oh! 239 00:15:52,199 --> 00:15:56,065 [Laughs] That's useful, actually. 240 00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:58,631 It's great. Thanks a lot. 241 00:15:58,631 --> 00:16:01,698 - It goes with the room. - It's really lovely, actually. 242 00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:05,687 - I must buy you some flowers for it. - Thanks. 243 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:12,765 - 244 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:16,698 No. No. Mum's the word. 245 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:18,798 Only upset her anyway. 246 00:16:18,798 --> 00:16:22,366 Yeah. Right. Deal, yeah. 247 00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:26,355 - To be honest, I've had enough of her. - Know what you mean, yeah. 248 00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:30,654 If we start looking for a flat now, we should be able to get hold of one of the third years. 249 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,299 - What you reckon? - Well, I'm not quite sure what I'm doing next year. 250 00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:37,432 - What do you mean? - [Sultry Voice] I might want to be alone. 251 00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:39,531 You want to live on your own? 252 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,565 Well, change is as good as a rest... 253 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,665 and other duck-billed platitudes. 254 00:16:43,665 --> 00:16:45,698 Well, that's great for me. 255 00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:49,631 Well, I'm sorry if my life isn't very convenient for you. 256 00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:53,132 - What's Annie doing next year? - I don't know. 257 00:16:53,132 --> 00:16:57,121 'Cause if we start looking now, we should be able to find a place for the two of us, yeah? 258 00:16:57,399 --> 00:17:00,299 - I don't know if I can afford it. - Smaller than this. 259 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,498 No, but I want to go home for the summer. 260 00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:05,299 - Anyway, I don't want to think about it. - Hannah's not interested. 261 00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:07,299 - She wants to live by herself. - Really? 262 00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:09,299 Yeah. 263 00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:11,565 - Oh. I see. - 264 00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:15,554 I can't believe it. ?60,000. 265 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:19,432 Do people actually pay that sort of money for a two-bedroom flat? 266 00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:22,099 - Apparently so. - It's a joke. 267 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,399 Well, I certainly couldn't afford it. 268 00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:28,099 And even if I could, I wouldn't want it. I'm just being nosy, really. 269 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:31,565 Seeing how the other halflives. I thought it might be fun for you as well. 270 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:34,999 Better than traipsing around Buckingham Palace or the Tower of London. 271 00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:37,299 You can always go to the pictures, can't you? 272 00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:39,798 Oh, yeah. It will be a giggle. 273 00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:42,698 We'll have to look as though we can spend that sort of money. 274 00:17:42,698 --> 00:17:45,366 Oh, no, I couldn't. I'll look like the poor relation. 275 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:48,366 Oh, you'll be all right. You could be my financial adviser. 276 00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,531 But what if I say the wrong thing? 277 00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:52,999 I'll end up having to buy it. Let's face it. 278 00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:54,732 [Laughs] 279 00:17:54,732 --> 00:17:58,431 I hope you like this restaurant I've booked for tomorrow night. 280 00:17:58,431 --> 00:18:01,232 It's a bit unusual. You do still eat Chinese, don't you? 281 00:18:01,232 --> 00:18:04,732 Oh, I'll eat anything, me. Except mushrooms and peanuts. 282 00:18:04,732 --> 00:18:08,431 Oh, that's a shame. I just made mushroom and peanut pie. Joke. 283 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,732 [Laughs] 284 00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,798 Still read a lot? 285 00:18:12,798 --> 00:18:16,398 Uh, yeah, quite a lot. Especially when I'm traveling. 286 00:18:16,398 --> 00:18:19,431 I don't. Not half as much as I used to. 287 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,032 Oh, where'd you get this from? 288 00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:24,398 - It's so dinky. - You can have that if you like. 289 00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:26,565 - Oh, no. I couldn't. - Oh, go on. 290 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:29,265 It's only a free sample. I get lots of them. 291 00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:31,698 This is a good one. Looks like paper... 292 00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:34,798 feels like leather, and it's made of plastic. 293 00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:38,299 Put all your secrets in there. Have the bigger version as well. 294 00:18:38,299 --> 00:18:41,698 - Oh, no. This is too much. - Don't be silly. What about a folder? 295 00:18:41,698 --> 00:18:44,565 There you go. 296 00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:46,798 Thank you. [Chuckles] 297 00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:49,498 We're in Yates' Wine Lodge in Wakefield... 298 00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:51,631 and he was already half-pissed, you see... 299 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,732 'cause he had actually been in there, you know, since work with his friends. 300 00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:58,721 Anyway, I stupidly chose this moment to tell him I didn't want to go out with him anymore. 301 00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:01,565 - Do you know what he said? - No. 302 00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:04,132 He said that I've got the hump with him, right? 303 00:19:04,132 --> 00:19:08,121 Because once he had actually said to me that he didn't ever want to get married. 304 00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:11,065 - Does that make sense to you? - No. 305 00:19:11,065 --> 00:19:13,398 Here I am trying to end it with this guy... 306 00:19:13,398 --> 00:19:15,999 and he's telling me that I want to marry him. 307 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:18,065 And I really didn't. I didn't. 308 00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:20,132 He sounds like a dickhead to me. 309 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:23,732 - Well, he is a dickhead. - How long were you with him? 310 00:19:23,732 --> 00:19:26,665 - Ayear and a half. - Oh, I don't know how you put up with it. 311 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,398 Well, I didn't, 'cause I left him, didn't I? 312 00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:32,398 Well, he wouldn't have lasted a weekend with me. That's my problem. 313 00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:34,631 None of'em do. I just can't hack it. 314 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,665 Serves me right for getting involved with a bloody drunk. 315 00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:41,654 Yeah, I know what you mean. I've just been involved with one of them. 316 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:46,387 Oh? Oh, I don't know. 317 00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:49,099 Where are you supposed to meet a man, you know, at 30? 318 00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:51,232 Did you leave your Zimmer frame on the train? 319 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:54,999 [Laughs] Thank you very much. It was lovely. 320 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:58,988 - Do you want some more? - Oh, no, no. I couldn't. 321 00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:05,398 So how is Thelma these days? 322 00:20:05,398 --> 00:20:09,132 - Oh, she's still the model of maternity, my mother. - Oh? 323 00:20:09,132 --> 00:20:12,032 Swigging two bottles of gin a day and puking up my Sunday lunches. 324 00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:16,032 - Oh, dear. - She's a right old strop at the moment, actually. 325 00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:17,765 Why is that then? 326 00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:20,431 Stupidly, I told her that you were coming down for the weekend. 327 00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,531 She's been insisting that I bring you around. 328 00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,732 Well, let's go around. I'd be quite happy to. 329 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:28,721 No, thank you. I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy, let alone my oldest friend. 330 00:20:29,798 --> 00:20:33,787 Wouldn't mind a weekend off, anyway. She sends her love. 331 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,665 Oh, that's nice. Will you send her mine? 332 00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,732 Mm. 333 00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:42,032 So how's Kathy these days? She still making her own bread? 334 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,798 - Oh, yeah, yeah. She's great, yeah. - Fantastic, that bread. 335 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:48,298 - She fancies somebody at work. - Does she? 336 00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:50,498 A newcomer. But he doesn't work in the Housing Department. 337 00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:53,999 - Mm. - It's really funny seeing her dress up to go in every day. 338 00:20:53,999 --> 00:20:56,565 But, you know, I really wish that she'd meet somebody... 339 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:59,231 'cause she's been on her own for such a long time. 340 00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:02,298 Last time my mother had a lover, I had to call the police. 341 00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:05,698 - Did you? - Derek. Tried to break in at 3:00 in the morning. 342 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,765 Didn't last very long. 343 00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:11,754 No, it's strange. 'Cause if she does start going out with this fellow... 344 00:21:12,099 --> 00:21:15,099 I'm worried, uh, I'll be really jealous, you know? 345 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:19,088 Do you mean jealous of the bloke or jealous of your mother because she's got a boyfriend? 346 00:21:19,398 --> 00:21:22,999 Oh, no, no, neither. No, it's? Well, it's hard to explain. 347 00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:25,099 It's, um? 348 00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:29,088 Well, I'm scared I might lose a part of her. 349 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,565 Oh, I know it sounds silly, but? 350 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:34,165 You're more like sisters, you two, aren't you? 351 00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:37,598 I suppose so. That's the main reason why I've got to leave home again... 352 00:21:37,598 --> 00:21:40,165 because I just depend too much on me mum. 353 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:43,132 My mum depends too much on me. 354 00:21:43,132 --> 00:21:47,121 I need me independence. 'Cause I've never really had it. Not like you, you know. 355 00:21:47,398 --> 00:21:50,698 You've got your independence with all this, and I really admire that. 356 00:21:50,698 --> 00:21:54,687 I never had a choice. I've had independence rammed down my throat since I can remember. 357 00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:58,988 I wouldn't exactly call having to look after your alcoholic mother independent. 358 00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:02,765 Know what I mean? Come on. Let's get pissed. 359 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:06,754 [Chuckles] Why not? 360 00:22:08,132 --> 00:22:11,631 - All right? - Yeah, great, yeah. It's real comfy bed, this. 361 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,298 - I know. - Are you all right on the sofa? 362 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:17,164 Yeah. I always sleep in there if I'm ill. Watch the telly. 363 00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:19,431 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 364 00:22:19,431 --> 00:22:23,298 - Thanks for the dinner tonight. - That's all right. Not much of a chef, as you know. 365 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:26,398 Just a shame there isn't time for me to cook you a meal. 366 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:30,387 Well, maybe next time. Whatever. I used to like your cooking, actually. 367 00:22:31,598 --> 00:22:34,365 Oh. Do you a pasta for old times' sake. 368 00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:35,732 Living in the "pasta." 369 00:22:35,732 --> 00:22:38,665 - Bonsoir. Sweet dreams. - Good night. 370 00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:40,999 Just give us a shout if you want anything. 371 00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:44,988 Mm-hmm. 372 00:22:54,798 --> 00:22:58,787 373 00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:04,099 Hannah Mills performs open-can surgery on a tin of tomatoes. 374 00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:06,164 - [Laughing] - What? 375 00:23:06,164 --> 00:23:08,465 - What are you wearing? - What does it look like? 376 00:23:08,465 --> 00:23:11,732 You look like Snoopy dressed as the Red Baron. 377 00:23:11,732 --> 00:23:14,732 Well, I can't help it if they make me cry. 378 00:23:14,732 --> 00:23:17,732 - Here. Do you want a snorkel? - Don't! 379 00:23:17,732 --> 00:23:20,398 Oh, I'm joking, all right? 380 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:22,999 - I'll do it. - No, it's all right. 381 00:23:22,999 --> 00:23:26,231 No, I'll chop the onion, and you open the tin. 382 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:28,298 - Right? - All right. 383 00:23:28,298 --> 00:23:30,365 Don't make me cry. Look. 384 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:33,598 It's all right for you. You don't suffer from allergies like I do. 385 00:23:33,598 --> 00:23:37,587 I can't cry. I haven't cried since I was nine years old, actually. 386 00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:40,164 - Is that true? - Yeah. 387 00:23:40,164 --> 00:23:43,032 Oh, well, I've been crying ever since I can remember. 388 00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:46,032 Well, since I were eight. I don't remember anything before that. 389 00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:50,021 - Really? Why is that? - I don't know. It's just like one big blank. 390 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:53,598 - My mum and dad split up when I was eight. - Really? 391 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,999 - Yeah. - So did mine. 392 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:59,988 - What, when you were eight? - Yeah, my dad walked out on us when I were eight years old. 393 00:24:00,298 --> 00:24:04,287 - [Sniffles] - My dad ran off with another woman. 394 00:24:05,298 --> 00:24:09,287 - So did mine. Coincidence, eh? - Synchronicity. 395 00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:14,031 Yeah, but what is synchronicity, and what's, you know, like, coincidence? 396 00:24:14,031 --> 00:24:17,999 Jung says that synchronicity is when two different things happen at the same time. 397 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,988 One's being a normal state, and the other is a psychic one. Do you know what I mean, like? 398 00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:25,531 - Kitchen synchronicity. - All right. 399 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:28,665 - Hello. - Good evening. 400 00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:32,298 - What's for tea? - Spaghetti with tuna. 401 00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:35,231 - I hate tuna! - Well, you don't have to eat it, do ya? 402 00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:37,798 - I told you I don't like the smell of fish! - Sorry. 403 00:24:37,798 --> 00:24:40,698 Don't have a go at her. She can cook what she likes. 404 00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:43,798 It's all right for her. Her room isn't next to the kitchen, is it? 405 00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:46,031 - Do you want to fight? - Oh, don't be childish. 406 00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:48,131 - Kojak! - Shut up! [Slams Door] 407 00:24:48,131 --> 00:24:50,164 Swivel! 408 00:24:50,164 --> 00:24:52,264 Bloody cheek. 409 00:24:52,264 --> 00:24:54,631 I feel really bad now. 410 00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:58,620 Well, don't. We like tuna. Right? 411 00:25:12,732 --> 00:25:16,531 [Man Lecturing, Indistinct] 412 00:25:16,531 --> 00:25:20,098 Freud enlarged his first theory of dreams... 413 00:25:20,098 --> 00:25:24,087 to cover the recurrent nightmares of shell-shocked soldiers in the First World War. 414 00:25:25,431 --> 00:25:29,420 What we would refer to today as post-traumatic stress disorder. 415 00:25:36,998 --> 00:25:40,498 Here the dreams show the compulsion to repeat... 416 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,431 and, by doing so, to try to master actively... 417 00:25:43,431 --> 00:25:46,598 what was done to the person as a passive agent of trauma. 418 00:25:46,598 --> 00:25:50,587 [Lecture Continues, Indistinct] 419 00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:04,498 I didn't get any video of this. 420 00:26:04,498 --> 00:26:07,732 If I give you a fiver, will you give her and me one pound? 421 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:11,098 - Is this it? - [All Chattering] 422 00:26:11,098 --> 00:26:13,465 - [Indistinct] - No, it's all right. 423 00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:17,454 Careful with them. They're-They're deleted. Uh, my finger. 424 00:26:18,331 --> 00:26:22,320 [Chattering Continues] 425 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,465 Ricky, it's everything, right? Come on. 426 00:26:25,465 --> 00:26:27,531 Watch me records, won't ya? 427 00:26:27,531 --> 00:26:30,331 Ricky, the bathroom is there on the left. 428 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:33,431 Narrow, these stairs, aren't they? 429 00:26:33,431 --> 00:26:36,531 - We seem to manage. - For you, you mean? 430 00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:39,998 [Chattering Continues] 431 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,164 432 00:26:42,164 --> 00:26:45,598 - Right. Tea. - Uh, do you know, um? 433 00:26:45,598 --> 00:26:48,231 So, what do you think then? Cozy, isn't it? 434 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:51,431 - Uh, don't, uh?don't like the brown. - What brown? 435 00:26:51,431 --> 00:26:54,598 Uh, the walls are brown. The wallpaper, uh? 436 00:26:54,598 --> 00:26:57,264 Not brown. It's maroon. We're marooned. 437 00:26:57,264 --> 00:27:01,253 No, it's, uh, brown. The carpet's brown and the lino. 438 00:27:01,665 --> 00:27:05,654 Maybe if you painted it all, uh, white... 439 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,998 it might help raise your spirits. 440 00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:12,331 - Think so, Ricky? - Think you'll be all right sleeping on that thing? 441 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:15,698 Uh, might be a bit small, but? 442 00:27:15,698 --> 00:27:19,398 - It's all relative, isn't it? - You can put the cushions on the floor and sleep here. 443 00:27:19,398 --> 00:27:22,698 - Yeah. - Uh, like wooden, uh, ribs sticking. 444 00:27:22,698 --> 00:27:24,798 There's one sticking right up us now. 445 00:27:24,798 --> 00:27:28,131 - [Laughing] - Well, don't brag about it! We all want to sit there. 446 00:27:28,131 --> 00:27:30,665 Oh, uh, me bum wouldn't be here when I was sleepin'. 447 00:27:30,665 --> 00:27:33,598 [As Marlon Brando] Instead of a bum, which is what I am. 448 00:27:33,598 --> 00:27:36,665 Well, it'll have to do until you find somewhere else. 449 00:27:36,665 --> 00:27:38,531 - Yeah. - Uh, uh? 450 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:40,398 What, a bastard, eh? your landlord? 451 00:27:40,398 --> 00:27:44,387 Oh, yeah. I was gonna smack him one, but, uh? 452 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:50,554 No, see, everybody's got, like, different traits. 453 00:27:51,164 --> 00:27:54,698 - That's right, yeah. - You've got your cardinal traits. 454 00:27:54,698 --> 00:27:57,665 - Central and secondary. - I'm having one explanation. I don't need two. 455 00:27:57,665 --> 00:28:00,665 - I'm not stupid. Thank you very much. - No, there's, like, three... 456 00:28:00,665 --> 00:28:03,698 - different groups of? - Traits. 457 00:28:03,698 --> 00:28:07,687 - Yeah. - Yeah. 458 00:28:08,565 --> 00:28:11,164 Uh, what do you think your, uh, card? 459 00:28:11,164 --> 00:28:15,153 My cardinal trait is, what do you think about Margaret Thatcher? 460 00:28:15,398 --> 00:28:18,098 Do you think she will be assassinated? 461 00:28:18,098 --> 00:28:21,231 Or do you think she will carry on ad nauseam into the next century? 462 00:28:21,231 --> 00:28:22,732 - How do you both feel about that? - I don't know. 463 00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:25,665 That's right. You don't know, and you don't care! 464 00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:27,598 Let's face it. 465 00:28:27,598 --> 00:28:31,587 See, uh, Abraham Lincoln's cardinal trait was, uh, honesty. 466 00:28:31,665 --> 00:28:34,131 Yeah. Look what happened to him. 467 00:28:34,131 --> 00:28:38,120 Why don't you, uh, want to talk about your cardinal? 468 00:28:39,098 --> 00:28:42,665 "My Cardinal Trait" by Hannah Mills. 469 00:28:42,665 --> 00:28:46,654 My cardinal trait is... generosity. 470 00:28:47,264 --> 00:28:50,131 - Oh? - That's true, Hannah. She's a very kind person. 471 00:28:50,131 --> 00:28:53,465 Oh, my friend concurs, which is very big of her, I must say. 472 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,331 That's like your main, uh, driving? 473 00:28:56,331 --> 00:29:00,320 That's right. And do you happen to have a cardinal trait, by any chance? 474 00:29:01,164 --> 00:29:05,153 Uh, well, see, Annie, I think your cardinal? 475 00:29:05,732 --> 00:29:08,331 Never mind her. I'm talking to you, monsieur. 476 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:11,698 Hmm, uh?Hmm, uh? 477 00:29:11,698 --> 00:29:15,365 Uh, honesty. I tell it like it? 478 00:29:15,365 --> 00:29:19,098 Ah, that's a porky pie, isn't it, Mr. Ricky, Richard? 479 00:29:19,098 --> 00:29:21,565 - What's your surname? - Burton. Richard Burton. Didn't I tell you? 480 00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:23,731 - No. - Yeah, it's? 481 00:29:23,731 --> 00:29:26,365 - You'rejoking, ain't you? - No, really. 482 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,431 I don't, uh, look like him or anything. 483 00:29:28,431 --> 00:29:30,498 You can say that again. 484 00:29:30,498 --> 00:29:33,531 - No, me mum used to fancy him when? - He was lovely. 485 00:29:33,531 --> 00:29:37,520 Well, let's just hope you don't end up like him then. 486 00:29:37,731 --> 00:29:41,720 So, um, what do you think your cardinal trait is then, Annie? 487 00:29:42,797 --> 00:29:46,786 Well, uh, I don't know. L- I don't know? 488 00:29:47,231 --> 00:29:51,098 See, uh, I think you should, uh, look up more. 489 00:29:51,098 --> 00:29:54,298 See, you always, like, seem stressed and that. 490 00:29:54,298 --> 00:29:58,287 Your behavior might be like a cause of your, uh, scabby skin and that. 491 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,565 Excuse me! Do you think your ample form... 492 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,531 has anything to do with the fact that you stuff your face... 493 00:30:04,531 --> 00:30:06,198 or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe? 494 00:30:06,198 --> 00:30:07,231 Or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe? 495 00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:11,220 I don't?I don't, uh? It's like your dream, isn't it? 496 00:30:11,398 --> 00:30:15,098 - What dream? - Oh, she has this dream... 497 00:30:15,098 --> 00:30:17,264 about this big, dark fella in her bedroom. 498 00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:19,164 - Yeah, I know. - Dark figure. 499 00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:21,131 With a stick. 500 00:30:21,131 --> 00:30:23,198 We had to describe our dreams in a seminar last term. 501 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,431 Oh, how very honest of you. 502 00:30:25,431 --> 00:30:28,131 - No, it's interesting? - Anyway, I don't want to talk about this. 503 00:30:28,131 --> 00:30:30,198 If you want to go and see a therapist? 504 00:30:30,198 --> 00:30:33,998 Excuse me! She just said she didn't want to talk about it, so shut up! 505 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,565 - You're very aggressive. - So? 506 00:30:36,565 --> 00:30:40,264 - That might come from insecurity. - Well, we're all insecure. 507 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:44,253 - No, but, like, we're all, uh? - What, swimming? 508 00:30:44,431 --> 00:30:48,420 No, like, uh, we're all the center of our own, like, attention. 509 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:52,431 That's better than being in a detention center, which is where I could have ended up. 510 00:30:52,431 --> 00:30:54,797 No, but, like, you know, it's like coming forward. 511 00:30:54,797 --> 00:30:57,697 - Well, it's better than being backward. - Maybe if you'd try and listen. 512 00:30:57,697 --> 00:31:01,331 I've been listening to your half-baked psychobabble all fucking evening! 513 00:31:01,331 --> 00:31:05,320 And I resent being analyzed by two polytechnic, second-year psychology students! 514 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:10,720 Thank you! 515 00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:17,720 She's, uh, not very happy. 516 00:31:20,031 --> 00:31:24,020 Uh, she's got, like, a type "A" personality... 517 00:31:24,064 --> 00:31:27,697 like she might have a heart attack or something. 518 00:31:27,697 --> 00:31:30,098 Uh, you fancy, uh? 519 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,565 No. No, I don't. Sorry. 520 00:31:32,565 --> 00:31:34,597 All right. I think I'll, uh? 521 00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:38,586 - You'll have to knock, but not too loud, okay? - All right. 522 00:31:40,264 --> 00:31:43,398 Uh, I'll have chips and curry sauce. 523 00:31:43,398 --> 00:31:47,064 But could you put a lot of curry sauce, 'cause last time you didn't... 524 00:31:47,064 --> 00:31:51,053 put enough on. 525 00:31:52,164 --> 00:31:54,531 [Hannah] Sometimes I get the devil in me. 526 00:31:54,531 --> 00:31:57,731 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 527 00:31:57,731 --> 00:32:00,564 I've never seen you like that before. 528 00:32:00,564 --> 00:32:04,398 - I'm sorry. - I was scared. 529 00:32:04,398 --> 00:32:08,387 - Ricky's so tactless. - You can say that again. 530 00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:12,520 You know, it's a real private thing to me, that dream. 531 00:32:15,998 --> 00:32:18,431 I know what it means. 532 00:32:18,431 --> 00:32:20,597 Do you? 533 00:32:20,597 --> 00:32:23,697 I think so. 534 00:32:23,697 --> 00:32:27,686 [Sobbing] I wish I did. 535 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:34,454 I just don't like being psychoanalyzed. That's all. 536 00:32:34,597 --> 00:32:38,586 Yeah. Typical psychology students, eh? 537 00:32:39,564 --> 00:32:43,553 - I quite like him, actually. He's sussed, isn't he? - Yeah, he's all right. 538 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,331 - He fancies you. - What? 539 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:49,064 - Yes, he does. - Don't be so daft. 540 00:32:49,064 --> 00:32:53,053 [As Robert De Niro] You talkin' to me? 541 00:32:54,031 --> 00:32:58,020 [Sighs] 542 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:04,553 [Snoring] 543 00:33:08,298 --> 00:33:11,664 Oy, fatso. 544 00:33:11,664 --> 00:33:15,653 - Sorry. - [Snoring Continues] 545 00:33:24,298 --> 00:33:27,031 - 546 00:33:27,031 --> 00:33:29,431 Good, they, as dancers. 547 00:33:29,431 --> 00:33:32,064 - What about you? - Yeah, let's see you. 548 00:33:32,064 --> 00:33:34,398 - Come on. Up. - No, I can't. 549 00:33:34,398 --> 00:33:38,387 Oh, go on. I wanna see you dancing. 550 00:33:39,064 --> 00:33:43,053 - No, I don't? - 551 00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:47,287 - I'm fucking pissed! - [Chattering Continues] 552 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:51,298 553 00:33:51,298 --> 00:33:54,664 - That's it, yeah! He's moving now. - Yeah. 554 00:33:54,664 --> 00:33:57,164 Better watch out. 555 00:33:57,164 --> 00:34:01,131 [Laughs] Yeah, not as good as you are. 556 00:34:01,131 --> 00:34:04,431 - He's very noble. Isn't he? - Yeah, fine. 557 00:34:04,431 --> 00:34:07,298 [Chattering Continues] 558 00:34:07,298 --> 00:34:11,164 [Laughing Continues] 559 00:34:11,164 --> 00:34:13,530 You're doing very well, ain't you? 560 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:15,797 [Laughing] 561 00:34:15,797 --> 00:34:18,298 Whoo! 562 00:34:18,298 --> 00:34:22,287 [Chattering Continues] 563 00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:26,464 - I'm going to bed now. - Well, already? 564 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:29,430 Yeah. Good night. 565 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:33,098 [Indistinct] 566 00:34:33,098 --> 00:34:35,764 [Laughs] 567 00:34:35,764 --> 00:34:37,998 Okay. [Clears Throat] 568 00:34:37,998 --> 00:34:41,987 Ms. Bront? Ms. Bront? will I have a fuck soon? 569 00:34:42,264 --> 00:34:45,098 Well, uh, uh? 570 00:34:45,098 --> 00:34:48,530 Go on. Close your eyes. 571 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:52,519 [Clears Throat] 572 00:34:53,797 --> 00:34:56,797 Uh, uh, it says "death." 573 00:34:56,797 --> 00:35:00,664 - Oh, great. Bloody great. - That's, uh, symbolic. 574 00:35:00,664 --> 00:35:04,653 It symbolizes the bloody death of my sex life. Right, you have a go. 575 00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:10,386 - Uh, Miss Bront? - Ms. Bront? Ms. Bront? 576 00:35:10,697 --> 00:35:14,686 Ms. You know, like multiple sclerosis or something. 577 00:35:16,264 --> 00:35:20,264 Uh, Ms. Bront? uh... 578 00:35:20,264 --> 00:35:23,331 will l? 579 00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:26,331 Will you what? 580 00:35:26,331 --> 00:35:28,530 Uh? 581 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:32,464 Uh, uh, uh, get a fuck? 582 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,164 Oh, right. Same question. 583 00:35:35,164 --> 00:35:38,098 Okay. [Clears Throat] 584 00:35:38,098 --> 00:35:41,131 Let's see. 585 00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:45,120 Oh, Ricky, it's a blank page. 586 00:35:45,597 --> 00:35:49,430 - Uh, uh, uh? - Sorry. 587 00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:53,298 Uh, there's nothing in the rules or? 588 00:35:53,298 --> 00:35:56,198 Oh, fuck, it obviously doesn't work when you're pissed. 589 00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:59,131 Your, um, receptor sites must be all clogged. 590 00:35:59,131 --> 00:36:03,120 Oh! Oh! Oh, Ricky, I feel so dizzy. 591 00:36:03,264 --> 00:36:06,664 I, uh? 592 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:10,397 Oh, I'm gonna have to go to bed. 593 00:36:10,397 --> 00:36:14,264 Uh, I, uh, uh, like you. 594 00:36:14,264 --> 00:36:17,430 Oh, well, I like you too, you know. 595 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:20,397 We're mates, you and I. You know, aren't we? 596 00:36:20,397 --> 00:36:23,597 Uh, no?Um, uh? 597 00:36:23,597 --> 00:36:27,586 Uh, I fan?I fancy you. 598 00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:32,597 - Uh? - I lo?I love you. 599 00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:36,586 - Uh, like, uh? - Oh, fuck, Ricky. 600 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:40,597 - Uh? - I don't, uh? 601 00:36:40,597 --> 00:36:43,731 I'm sorry. L? 602 00:36:43,731 --> 00:36:47,720 I think you're lovely. You're really smashing, but, uh? 603 00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:53,553 - Uh, uh? - Well, you see, I've got this problem. 604 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,998 Uh, well, it's simple, really. 605 00:36:57,998 --> 00:37:01,530 It's just that, uh, uh? 606 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,998 [Stammers] 607 00:37:03,998 --> 00:37:06,530 - I'm in love. - Uh? 608 00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:09,630 With someone else. 609 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:13,198 Uh, I fancy some curry and chips from downstairs. 610 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,764 They won't be open downstairs. 611 00:37:15,764 --> 00:37:19,753 I'll, uh, uh, get you some sweet and sour chicken balls. 612 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,464 But it's 25 to 7:00 on a Sunday morning. 613 00:37:23,464 --> 00:37:27,453 Ricky! 614 00:37:31,131 --> 00:37:34,263 Are you sure you don't fancy him? 615 00:37:34,263 --> 00:37:36,464 No, I don't. 616 00:37:36,464 --> 00:37:39,597 - But you like him a lot? - Yeah. He's lovely. 617 00:37:39,597 --> 00:37:41,664 Why don't you fancy him? 618 00:37:41,664 --> 00:37:44,764 Well, you know, he's a bit plump, isn't he? 619 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:47,998 - Ah, so it's the way he looks then? - What do you think? 620 00:37:47,998 --> 00:37:51,987 - I think that's a bit rich coming from you. - What do you mean? 621 00:37:52,597 --> 00:37:56,586 Well, you're always going on about how men don't find you attractive 'cause of your? 622 00:37:57,564 --> 00:38:00,664 - Well, I'm not attractive, am I? - I think you're attractive. 623 00:38:00,664 --> 00:38:04,653 - You're not a fellow. - True. 624 00:38:04,731 --> 00:38:08,330 [Sighs] I think I'll go back to bed. 625 00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:11,731 He's gonna be tired when he gets back, isn't he? 626 00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:13,797 I hope he's all right. 627 00:38:13,797 --> 00:38:16,530 Oh, yeah. Probably just jumped off Waterloo Bridge. 628 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:19,597 - Do you mind? - All right! Only jokin'. 629 00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:23,586 I'm sure he's hunky-dory. 630 00:38:28,530 --> 00:38:32,519 [Quiet Chattering] 631 00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:39,519 - Hiya. - Hi. 632 00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:46,131 - Thanks. - Ta. 633 00:38:46,131 --> 00:38:48,197 I feel so guilty. 634 00:38:48,197 --> 00:38:51,163 Well, we can't hang on to his stuff forever, can we? 635 00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,430 Won't be the first time it's happened to him. 636 00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:56,430 - The tutors don't give a fuck, you know. - Probably gone to his nan's. 637 00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:59,530 - Shall I try and get his address off the registrar at college? - Yeah. 638 00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:03,464 - Then we can write him a letter, see if he's okay. - Good thinking, Watson. 639 00:39:03,464 --> 00:39:07,464 It's elementary. 640 00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:09,998 He said first left, didn't he? 641 00:39:09,998 --> 00:39:13,987 - Oh, it's this one. - Oh, yeah. 642 00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:18,664 Don't forget. If he's not there, we'll just say we're passing through. 643 00:39:18,664 --> 00:39:22,653 - Oh, yeah. We don't want to frighten his nan, do we? - That's right. 644 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,330 - Is it this one? - That's, uh, number five. 645 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:33,319 Uh?Oh, no, it's this one. 646 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:41,053 There's no bell. Well, come over here. Don't leave it all to me. 647 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:46,453 [Knocking] 648 00:39:52,263 --> 00:39:54,297 - Yes? - Hello. 649 00:39:54,297 --> 00:39:57,797 Hello. Uh, does Ricky live here? 650 00:39:57,797 --> 00:40:00,031 Uh-huh. Why? 651 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:03,764 - We're friends of his. - Yeah, we're just passing through. 652 00:40:03,764 --> 00:40:06,464 - Oh. - [Hannah] Is he in? 653 00:40:06,464 --> 00:40:08,530 He's not in any trouble, is he? 654 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:11,697 - No! - No, nothing like that. We're at college with him. 655 00:40:11,697 --> 00:40:14,263 Oh? From London? 656 00:40:14,263 --> 00:40:15,998 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 657 00:40:15,998 --> 00:40:18,497 Oh. He's gone out. 658 00:40:18,497 --> 00:40:22,486 - Ah. - Do you know when he's gettin' back? 659 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:26,297 No. Not really. 660 00:40:26,297 --> 00:40:28,397 - [Annie] How is he? - He's fine. 661 00:40:28,397 --> 00:40:31,697 Do you know where he is at all? 662 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:35,063 He might be along the front, like. 663 00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:37,998 - Shall we go and look for him? - Yeah. 664 00:40:37,998 --> 00:40:40,497 Could you tell him that Annie and Hannah called, please? 665 00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:42,564 - Right. - Okay. Thanks a lot then. 666 00:40:42,564 --> 00:40:44,464 - Yeah, thanks. - Bye. 667 00:40:44,464 --> 00:40:48,453 Bye. 668 00:41:08,664 --> 00:41:12,653 [Sighs] 669 00:41:17,197 --> 00:41:21,186 [Man On Intercom] Oh, hello. Didn't recognize you with clothes on. 670 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:24,297 Excuse me! Is that Mr. Evans? 671 00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:27,564 - Eh? - Uh, we were supposed to be here at 2:00. 672 00:41:27,564 --> 00:41:30,163 - Oh, it's Claudine, isn't it? - Claudine? 673 00:41:30,163 --> 00:41:32,397 - Has Andy put you up to this? - Who? 674 00:41:32,397 --> 00:41:35,330 I've heard all about you. Who's your lovely friend? 675 00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:38,497 Oh, right. I think we're talking at cross purposes, actually. 676 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:41,597 We were supposed to be here at 2:00 to view the flat, yeah? 677 00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:45,330 - And Jerry Wall said he'd spoken to you. - No, no. That's bollocks. 678 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:48,497 - Well, didn't he phone you, then? - No, he told me tomorrow. 679 00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:51,697 - Oh, great. Bloody waste of time, this. - No, he definitely said today. 680 00:41:51,697 --> 00:41:54,530 - Uh? - Oh, look. Just forget it. 681 00:41:54,530 --> 00:41:57,397 No, no. Tell you what, darling. Come up. 682 00:41:57,397 --> 00:42:00,997 All right, darling. Where shall we come? 683 00:42:00,997 --> 00:42:03,297 Eighth floor, turn right. Okay? 684 00:42:03,297 --> 00:42:07,286 - What do you think? - Well, yeah. 685 00:42:10,263 --> 00:42:13,664 - Is this the way? - No, the lift's over here. 686 00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:17,564 Like a bloody hotel, isn't it? 687 00:42:17,564 --> 00:42:20,597 - Come on. It's great. - I can't! 688 00:42:20,597 --> 00:42:22,997 - You won't fall out. - It doesn't make any difference. 689 00:42:22,997 --> 00:42:25,130 - Don't know what you're missing. - I don't care. 690 00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:28,197 See, the reason it slopes is so that when the chickens lay the eggs... 691 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:31,063 the eggs can roll down to the bottom. 692 00:42:31,063 --> 00:42:34,130 - It's a giant omelet factory, isn't it? - Oh, thank God for that. 693 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,530 - Are you all right? - Now I am, yeah. 694 00:42:36,530 --> 00:42:40,519 - It's this way, isn't it? - No, I think it's to the right. 695 00:42:47,397 --> 00:42:51,163 - Hello? - [Man] Yeah. 696 00:42:51,163 --> 00:42:54,297 All right. Come in, girls. 697 00:42:54,297 --> 00:42:57,997 - If this is inconvenient? - No, no. I was just brushing my teeth. 698 00:42:57,997 --> 00:43:00,464 Come in. Come in. 699 00:43:00,464 --> 00:43:02,664 - Go on. Straight up. - Hello. 700 00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,330 - Hello. - [Door Closes] 701 00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:08,163 - You've got an upstairs. - Yeah, it's a split-level. 702 00:43:08,163 --> 00:43:10,397 Six-hundred square feet each floor. 703 00:43:10,397 --> 00:43:13,664 So this must be the original artwork Jerry was telling me about. 704 00:43:13,664 --> 00:43:16,497 - Lady Godiva. - No, that's my ex-girlfriend. 705 00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:20,486 - Well, at least you have to look up to her. - Hang on a sec. 706 00:43:24,163 --> 00:43:26,497 - Fancy a cup of tea? - [Hannah] Uh, no, thanks. 707 00:43:26,497 --> 00:43:28,564 We can't stay very long, actually. 708 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:30,731 - No, that's right. - How about beer? 709 00:43:30,731 --> 00:43:33,497 - No, thank you. - Glass of wine? 710 00:43:33,497 --> 00:43:36,397 - No, thanks. - I'll open a bottle. Come on. 711 00:43:36,397 --> 00:43:39,430 Uh, is that a microwave? 712 00:43:39,430 --> 00:43:43,419 Microwave, oven, hob. 713 00:43:44,030 --> 00:43:47,030 So you are off the breast then? 714 00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:49,997 - Feel free to look around. - Oh, my God. Look at this. 715 00:43:49,997 --> 00:43:53,497 - Oh, a hammock. - Yeah, yeah. Fancy a swing? 716 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:55,564 No. I'll be sick. 717 00:43:55,564 --> 00:43:58,697 I suppose on a clear day you can see the class struggle from here. 718 00:43:58,697 --> 00:44:02,063 - Yeah, on a clear day, you can see forever, love. - It's like a porthole. 719 00:44:02,063 --> 00:44:04,397 - Yeah. It's the ship effect. - Oh. 720 00:44:04,397 --> 00:44:06,464 - Smoke? - Oh, no, thanks. 721 00:44:06,464 --> 00:44:09,764 - Sit down. - What is through the round window? 722 00:44:09,764 --> 00:44:13,497 A blinding view. That's, uh, Tower Bridge. 723 00:44:13,497 --> 00:44:16,163 Just left of the crane is, uh, Big Ben. 724 00:44:16,163 --> 00:44:20,152 And over there, the City. 725 00:44:21,297 --> 00:44:24,130 - So what's your name? - Rumpelstiltskin. 726 00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:27,197 - I like your telescope. - Oh, thank you very much. 727 00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:29,997 - Good for bird-watching. - Is it safe to go out here? 728 00:44:29,997 --> 00:44:33,986 Course it is. 729 00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:38,197 - You going to buy it, then? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 730 00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,664 - With him thrown in? - Yeah, thrown in the Thames. 731 00:44:40,664 --> 00:44:40,797 - With him thrown in? - Yeah, thrown in the Thames. 732 00:44:40,797 --> 00:44:44,786 Oh, no. 733 00:44:45,497 --> 00:44:48,764 - Do you want the lav, love? - No. I'm fine. 734 00:44:48,764 --> 00:44:52,753 - She's got a touch of the Hitchcocks. - You what? 735 00:44:52,796 --> 00:44:54,497 - Is that your boat? - No. 736 00:44:54,497 --> 00:44:57,097 - What are the neighbors like? - Don't know. 737 00:44:57,097 --> 00:45:01,086 - Oh, that's cozy then, isn't it? - Come and look at this. 738 00:45:01,297 --> 00:45:03,330 Canary Wharf. 739 00:45:03,330 --> 00:45:07,063 It's a shame they couldn't afford an architect, really, isn't it? 740 00:45:07,063 --> 00:45:09,630 - How long have you lived here? - Four years. 741 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:13,630 - Oh, really? And why are you gettin' out? - Fancy doin' a bit of travelin'. 742 00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:16,764 - What, with the gypsies? - No. Get a motorbike. 743 00:45:16,764 --> 00:45:19,364 Do Africa. Balloon across the Andes, up the Amazon. 744 00:45:19,364 --> 00:45:22,564 What do you do? 745 00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:25,664 - What, a crane driver? - No, futures. 746 00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:28,997 - Oh. - What you doin' later on? 747 00:45:28,997 --> 00:45:32,986 Nothing that involves you. That's for sure. 748 00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:36,997 - Who's the little girl? - That's my daughter, Tuesday. 749 00:45:36,997 --> 00:45:40,796 She was born on a bloody Saturday, but her mother's bonkers. 750 00:45:40,796 --> 00:45:44,063 - She's really cute. - I never see her. So what do you two do? 751 00:45:44,063 --> 00:45:47,630 Oh, uh, I'm a pathologist, and she's a plastic surgeon, actually. 752 00:45:47,630 --> 00:45:51,619 Oh, that's handy. [Sniffs] 753 00:45:52,364 --> 00:45:54,564 [Coughs] Fancy a whiff of spliff? 754 00:45:54,564 --> 00:45:56,664 - No, thanks. - We don't indulge. 755 00:45:56,664 --> 00:45:59,697 - So do you get a lot of dry rot up here? - No. 756 00:45:59,697 --> 00:46:02,497 - What about rising damp? - What, a hundred feet up? 757 00:46:02,497 --> 00:46:05,697 - Could be high-rising damp. - No, it's double-glazed. 758 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:09,230 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 759 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:12,430 - Sure? - No. 760 00:46:12,430 --> 00:46:14,763 - Positive. - Have many people viewed it yet? 761 00:46:14,763 --> 00:46:18,752 Well, Jerry's got the keys. He was supposed to take a couple of people around last week. 762 00:46:19,397 --> 00:46:22,263 So are you sticking at your asking price? 763 00:46:22,263 --> 00:46:26,252 This is my point, see. I reckon that we could have a little coup on the go. 764 00:46:27,397 --> 00:46:30,763 - What do you mean? - Well, ax the parasite. 765 00:46:30,763 --> 00:46:33,997 - Who, Jerry? - Yeah. He don't have to know about it. 766 00:46:33,997 --> 00:46:37,564 I'll bring down the asking price. Bosh. Yours. Sorted. 767 00:46:37,564 --> 00:46:41,530 - Sounds brilliant. - How much will you come down by? 768 00:46:41,530 --> 00:46:45,519 - What're you in the market for? - You've got a couple of bedrooms here, haven't you? 769 00:46:45,997 --> 00:46:48,063 - Yeah. - Where do you keep them, then? 770 00:46:48,063 --> 00:46:50,130 Downstairs. Do you want to see 'em? 771 00:46:50,130 --> 00:46:54,119 - Can't wait. - Come on down. 772 00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:01,497 - Fancy a cognac? - No, thank you. 773 00:47:01,497 --> 00:47:05,486 - No, she's driving. Aren't you? - That's right. 774 00:47:08,263 --> 00:47:12,252 This is the master. 775 00:47:14,796 --> 00:47:18,430 [Clears Throat] I see you've been looking through your family album. 776 00:47:18,430 --> 00:47:21,997 Mm. Yeah. Yeah. 777 00:47:21,997 --> 00:47:25,986 That's my sister, that, God bless her. 778 00:47:30,530 --> 00:47:34,519 [Puffing] 779 00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:37,663 En suite bathroom. 780 00:47:37,663 --> 00:47:41,652 Power shower. Lot of storage space in here, obviously. 781 00:47:42,130 --> 00:47:45,063 - Yeah, okay. Thanks very much. - Yeah. 782 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:48,263 - We've got to go now. We've got another appointment. - Yeah, we have. 783 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:51,130 - So are you two looking for a place together, then? - No, no. 784 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:54,263 - No, I'm the one who's buying. - Oh, right. Thought you was geezer birds. 785 00:47:54,263 --> 00:47:56,530 - Oh, you wish! - No, we're not. 786 00:47:56,530 --> 00:47:58,796 - Don't mind or anything. - Oh, thanks very much. 787 00:47:58,796 --> 00:48:02,030 You know, love the life you live and live the life you love. 788 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,629 - This is my study. - Okay, see you then. Thanks very much. 789 00:48:04,629 --> 00:48:07,197 - You haven't seen the other rooms yet. - No, it's okay. 790 00:48:07,197 --> 00:48:10,063 One, two. Bath as well. 791 00:48:10,063 --> 00:48:13,130 Never use 'em. This is the second bedroom. 792 00:48:13,130 --> 00:48:15,197 Yeah, all right. Thanks a lot. Bye. 793 00:48:15,197 --> 00:48:18,230 - Where are you going? We haven't started yet. - No, it's okay. 794 00:48:18,230 --> 00:48:20,430 - Hang on. - Sorry. Bye. 795 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:22,530 Come on. Let's get out of here. 796 00:48:22,530 --> 00:48:25,530 - What a bloody nightmare. - I wanted to use the loo as well. 797 00:48:25,530 --> 00:48:27,696 - [Both Laughing] - What a tosser! 798 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,796 - That flat's gross. - Don't be rude about my future home. 799 00:48:30,796 --> 00:48:33,663 Beg your pardon. 800 00:48:33,663 --> 00:48:36,297 - Fancy a glass of champagne? - No, thanks. 801 00:48:36,297 --> 00:48:38,163 - [Door Slams] - Fuck! 802 00:48:38,163 --> 00:48:42,152 [Both Laughing] 803 00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:46,364 [Laughing Continues] 804 00:48:46,364 --> 00:48:48,397 Come on. Press the button. 805 00:48:48,397 --> 00:48:50,497 Listen. Why don't we go downstairs? 806 00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:53,796 I'll show you around the pool. We'll come back up, and we drink this, yeah? 807 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:56,163 - No, thank you. - You got a problem or something? 808 00:48:56,163 --> 00:48:59,197 - What the fuckin' hell is the matter with you? - Bye! 809 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,696 You got a problem? You got a fucking problem? 810 00:49:01,696 --> 00:49:03,796 Slags! 811 00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:07,785 [Both Laughing] 812 00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:14,519 [Laughing Continues] 813 00:49:15,397 --> 00:49:18,364 I just don't believe that. 814 00:49:18,364 --> 00:49:20,397 What an idiot! 815 00:49:20,397 --> 00:49:23,663 He was coked out of his head, though, wasn't he? 816 00:49:23,663 --> 00:49:26,397 - Was he? - Yeah, of course he was. 817 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:28,763 - How can you tell? - Oh, bloody hell! 818 00:49:28,763 --> 00:49:32,097 You Wakefield girls! You're half asleep, ain't ya? 819 00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:34,529 [Laughing] I'm so naive. 820 00:49:34,529 --> 00:49:36,629 When are you moving back to London? 821 00:49:36,629 --> 00:49:39,097 Oh, well, I don't know. 822 00:49:39,097 --> 00:49:41,230 Oh, dear. 823 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:44,397 Now, ahem, this next flat we're gonna look at... 824 00:49:44,397 --> 00:49:47,529 we're actually meeting the estate agent, Lance. 825 00:49:47,529 --> 00:49:50,696 No, he sounds like a gentleman. I've spoken to him on the phone. 826 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,230 Oh. Sir Lancelot. [Laughs] 827 00:49:53,230 --> 00:49:57,219 Gonna be a bit late, actually. 828 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:10,397 - Oh, it's quite nice, isn't it? - Yeah. 829 00:50:10,397 --> 00:50:13,364 I love these old London houses with the steps. 830 00:50:13,364 --> 00:50:17,030 - Oh, no. Another camera. - [Both Laughing] 831 00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:20,364 You can be Claudine this time, though. 832 00:50:20,364 --> 00:50:24,030 - [Door Lock Buzzes] - Oh, Lance is in a hurry. 833 00:50:24,030 --> 00:50:27,397 Oh, nice hall. 834 00:50:27,397 --> 00:50:29,563 Hello. Miss Mills? 835 00:50:29,563 --> 00:50:32,997 - Ms. Mills, actually. - I do beg your pardon, Ms. Mills. 836 00:50:32,997 --> 00:50:36,364 - Are you Lance, by any chance? - No, I'm not Lance. 837 00:50:36,364 --> 00:50:39,230 - Oh. - Lance is ill. I'm covering for him. 838 00:50:39,230 --> 00:50:41,097 - Adrian Spinks. - Thank you very much. 839 00:50:41,097 --> 00:50:44,364 - After you. - Thanks. 840 00:50:44,364 --> 00:50:47,030 - So what's wrong with Lance, then? - Lance? 841 00:50:47,030 --> 00:50:50,629 - He went out for a vindaloo last night. - Oh, spare us the details. 842 00:50:50,629 --> 00:50:54,496 - It's a very nice white room, isn't it? - Yeah. 843 00:50:54,496 --> 00:50:57,563 - Why have you got the shutters closed? - I've just got here. 844 00:50:57,563 --> 00:51:01,552 - You're my first lot. - Not 'cause you're trying to block out the tower block? 845 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:08,230 Light up your life. 846 00:51:08,230 --> 00:51:10,663 It's not very scenic, is it? 847 00:51:10,663 --> 00:51:13,297 Nice big windows. 848 00:51:13,297 --> 00:51:17,230 Yeah, but what can you see through 'em? 849 00:51:17,230 --> 00:51:19,263 So what's in there? 850 00:51:19,263 --> 00:51:23,252 Take a peek. It's the en suite. 851 00:51:23,629 --> 00:51:26,097 It's not a very large bath, is it? 852 00:51:26,097 --> 00:51:28,663 - You can get two in there. - Yeah, two bars of soap. 853 00:51:28,663 --> 00:51:32,130 You, uh, looking for a place together? 854 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:36,119 - No. - Hm. Thought you might be. 855 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:40,297 There's a lot of cracks in these walls, isn't there? 856 00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:42,730 - It's purely cosmetic. - What, you painted them on? 857 00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:45,130 - No, it's the weight of the plaster. - So? 858 00:51:45,130 --> 00:51:48,563 - It shrinks, it cracks. - Oh, yeah, I can see that. 859 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,796 It's just not very good, is it? 860 00:51:50,796 --> 00:51:54,297 I agree. Get what you pay for. 861 00:51:54,297 --> 00:51:58,286 Oh, I see you haven't got your selling heart where your selling mouth is. 862 00:51:58,529 --> 00:52:01,363 Honesty is my policy. 863 00:52:01,363 --> 00:52:05,353 So what's in here then? Oh, I see. Right. 864 00:52:05,796 --> 00:52:09,785 So it's a sort of kitchen, breakfast, wining, dining, living, dying sort of room. 865 00:52:10,529 --> 00:52:12,796 Fridge-freezer, washer-dryer, dishwasher. 866 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,030 Save your hands for a rainy day. 867 00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:17,396 - I don't use my hands on a rainy day. - Excuse me. 868 00:52:17,396 --> 00:52:20,429 Did you, um?Did you say your name was Adrian? 869 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,696 Mm-hmm. Adrian Spinks. 870 00:52:22,696 --> 00:52:25,496 I thought so. 871 00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:28,696 - That's an original Victorian fireplace. - [Laughing] 872 00:52:28,696 --> 00:52:32,363 No, it is. Come and have a look. 873 00:52:32,363 --> 00:52:36,297 You can have an artificial gas coal fire plumbed in. 874 00:52:36,297 --> 00:52:38,997 Or you can burn your own logs. The choice is yours. 875 00:52:38,997 --> 00:52:41,097 I don't believe it. [Laughing] 876 00:52:41,097 --> 00:52:45,086 - Honest. - Oh, my God. 877 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,485 [Laughing] 878 00:52:51,596 --> 00:52:55,585 879 00:52:56,097 --> 00:53:00,086 880 00:53:02,496 --> 00:53:06,097 881 00:53:06,097 --> 00:53:09,396 - Excuse me. - Yeah? 882 00:53:09,396 --> 00:53:12,097 Are you just a girl who can't say n? 883 00:53:12,097 --> 00:53:14,230 No! 884 00:53:14,230 --> 00:53:16,296 Thought so. 885 00:53:16,296 --> 00:53:20,263 886 00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:23,263 This is a party, you know. I don't think much of your dress sense. 887 00:53:23,263 --> 00:53:26,030 I thought it was meant to be a funeral. You're wearing black. 888 00:53:26,030 --> 00:53:28,097 Well, I've got "funereal" disease. 889 00:53:28,097 --> 00:53:30,429 Will I catch it if I have sex with you? 890 00:53:30,429 --> 00:53:33,363 Well, you won't be, so you won't know, will ya? 891 00:53:33,363 --> 00:53:36,396 No biting! Ow! [Laughing] 892 00:53:36,396 --> 00:53:39,263 Oh, right. That does it. 893 00:53:39,263 --> 00:53:43,252 - [Growls] - No! 894 00:53:44,629 --> 00:53:48,618 Excuse me. I'm a lady. 895 00:53:54,763 --> 00:53:58,563 - Well, come on then. - I'm in the passenger seat. You're driving. 896 00:53:58,563 --> 00:54:00,629 Ain't got a gear stick, have I? 897 00:54:00,629 --> 00:54:03,796 [Margaret Thatcher Voice] This lady's not for turning! 898 00:54:03,796 --> 00:54:07,030 - Fancy breakfast? - They also serve, sit and wait. 899 00:54:07,030 --> 00:54:10,763 - Sausage and egg? - Sausage and two eggs would be better. 900 00:54:10,763 --> 00:54:14,752 - It's gettin' cold. Eat up. - Do you wanna fight? 901 00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:18,796 - Pacifist. - I want the toilet. 902 00:54:18,796 --> 00:54:22,262 - [Scoffs] - And when I get back, young man... 903 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:24,696 we'll have more eat and less talk. 904 00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:28,229 Well, hurry up! 905 00:54:28,229 --> 00:54:31,262 [Sighs] 906 00:54:31,262 --> 00:54:34,596 [Claire, Indistinct] 907 00:54:34,596 --> 00:54:37,496 It's just I can't. 908 00:54:37,496 --> 00:54:41,485 No, really, I can't. Mum, I've got to get it done. 909 00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:48,163 - [Door Opens] - Oh, hiya. 910 00:54:48,163 --> 00:54:50,563 Workin' on a Saturday? Bit keen. 911 00:54:50,563 --> 00:54:54,552 I'm makin' some notes for an essay. I've got as far as the emotional responses to fear. 912 00:54:55,063 --> 00:54:58,796 - What's it about? Ghosts? - No, it's about the erection of, uh? 913 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:02,785 - Ooh, talkin' dirty to me. - No, the erection of body hair and things like that. 914 00:55:03,063 --> 00:55:05,997 Are you lookin' for a new erection in life? 915 00:55:05,997 --> 00:55:09,997 Would you like some chocolate? 916 00:55:09,997 --> 00:55:12,163 Very kind of you. Thank you. 917 00:55:12,163 --> 00:55:14,596 Help yourself. 918 00:55:14,596 --> 00:55:18,585 - Nice boxer shorts. - My ex-girlfriend got them for me. 919 00:55:18,796 --> 00:55:22,097 Excuse me. Are you having a tutorial? 920 00:55:22,097 --> 00:55:24,162 She was just askin' about my ex-girlfriend. 921 00:55:24,162 --> 00:55:26,363 - I weren't! - You're tryin' to do some work? 922 00:55:26,363 --> 00:55:28,796 Yes, actually, I am. 923 00:55:28,796 --> 00:55:31,730 Right. Come on, Casanova. This isn't a bordello, you know. 924 00:55:31,730 --> 00:55:35,719 Can't just walk into every boudoir and choose a different bint. 925 00:55:39,496 --> 00:55:42,229 Got to go and feed the world. 926 00:55:42,229 --> 00:55:44,329 - Oy! - Try telegrams! 927 00:55:44,329 --> 00:55:48,318 What's your problem? 928 00:55:49,463 --> 00:55:52,196 [Dialing Telephone] 929 00:55:52,196 --> 00:55:55,496 North London Poly, yeah? 930 00:55:55,496 --> 00:55:58,363 Yeah. Were you there? 931 00:55:58,363 --> 00:56:02,352 - Yeah. We both were. - You were a BABS, weren't you? 932 00:56:02,997 --> 00:56:06,997 - Were you BABS? - No, she did English. 933 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:09,063 - What did you do? - Psychology. 934 00:56:09,063 --> 00:56:12,229 - I got a 2.2. - Oh, bully for you. 935 00:56:12,229 --> 00:56:13,796 Spent too much time in the pub. 936 00:56:13,796 --> 00:56:17,563 I got a 2.2 and didn't spend too much time in the pub. 937 00:56:17,563 --> 00:56:19,663 I got a First and I smoked a lot of dope. 938 00:56:19,663 --> 00:56:23,652 - I had a brilliant time. - Oh. Nice for you. 939 00:56:25,162 --> 00:56:29,151 Population of China. Good luck trying to get through, 'cause it's usually engaged. 940 00:56:30,162 --> 00:56:33,229 - Do me a flavor. Give me my bus fare. - Yeah. You must be joking! 941 00:56:33,229 --> 00:56:35,329 - See you then. - Lend us 40 pence? 942 00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:37,196 - No! - What for? 943 00:56:37,196 --> 00:56:39,296 - To get home, else I'll have to walk. - Yeah. 944 00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:41,196 No, she will not lend you 40 pence. 945 00:56:41,196 --> 00:56:43,329 - Why not? - Because we're not a bank! That's why! 946 00:56:43,329 --> 00:56:46,196 - Sorry. - Have you been listening to me? 947 00:56:46,196 --> 00:56:48,030 - Ha ha! - What? 948 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,629 - Lend us 40 pence? - What for? 949 00:56:49,629 --> 00:56:53,429 - Brain surgery! - I'm skint. 950 00:56:53,429 --> 00:56:56,196 Give us a kiss then. 951 00:56:56,196 --> 00:57:00,185 Hey, Annie. Don't you reckon she should pay me for use of me fetid stump? 952 00:57:01,363 --> 00:57:04,196 - Fuck off! - Oh! She likes it rough, she does. 953 00:57:04,196 --> 00:57:08,185 - Out! - 'Cause when I fuck a woman, she stays fucked. 954 00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:14,429 [Door Closes] 955 00:57:14,429 --> 00:57:16,229 [Door Closes] 956 00:57:16,229 --> 00:57:18,363 So why do you think he hasn't phoned then? 957 00:57:18,363 --> 00:57:21,196 I don't know. Maybe he's lost the number. 958 00:57:21,196 --> 00:57:23,763 - Are you bothered? - No. 959 00:57:23,763 --> 00:57:26,030 - Are you? - No. 960 00:57:26,030 --> 00:57:28,062 - What's he like? - What do you mean? 961 00:57:28,062 --> 00:57:32,051 - You know, in the sack. - He's like a sack of potatoes in the sack. 962 00:57:32,162 --> 00:57:34,463 I hate those things. They give me the creeps. 963 00:57:34,463 --> 00:57:37,629 That looks like my mum. 964 00:57:37,629 --> 00:57:41,062 Hey, Hannah, Hey, the Flowerpot Men. 965 00:57:41,062 --> 00:57:44,796 Lavinia. 966 00:57:44,796 --> 00:57:48,730 That's really nice. It really suits you, you know. Very Paddington Bear. 967 00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:51,563 - [Jeers] - Hey, Hannah, look at this. Great. I like the color. 968 00:57:51,563 --> 00:57:53,629 Yeah. It's okay. 969 00:57:53,629 --> 00:57:56,463 - Think it goes with me hair? - Makes you look like a carrot, doesn't it? 970 00:57:56,463 --> 00:57:58,429 - What do you reckon? - Nice, yeah. 971 00:57:58,429 --> 00:57:59,796 [Together] Twins! 972 00:57:59,796 --> 00:58:01,696 - 50p. Great. - Think we should get them, then? 973 00:58:01,696 --> 00:58:04,296 - Definitely. Yeah. - All right. Excuse me! 974 00:58:04,296 --> 00:58:08,285 - Where's the geezer? - Don't know. 975 00:58:09,796 --> 00:58:13,229 "And then she sat on my face, Constable." 976 00:58:13,229 --> 00:58:15,363 - [Groans] - Good morning. 977 00:58:15,363 --> 00:58:19,352 Would you like some breakfast, a little fuck on toast, maybe? 978 00:58:20,329 --> 00:58:23,429 A woman's place is on my face. 979 00:58:23,429 --> 00:58:27,418 Useless. 980 00:58:35,363 --> 00:58:38,730 [Sighs] 981 00:58:38,730 --> 00:58:42,363 I've got this, uh, recurring fantasy about? 982 00:58:42,363 --> 00:58:46,363 [Breathes Deeply] 983 00:58:46,363 --> 00:58:49,730 [Blows] Um, well... 984 00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:53,719 in this fantasy, uh... 985 00:58:54,296 --> 00:58:56,730 I'm having sex? 986 00:58:56,730 --> 00:59:00,529 Well, actually, I'm being forced to have sex... 987 00:59:00,529 --> 00:59:04,529 with somebody. 988 00:59:04,529 --> 00:59:06,596 And the thing is that... 989 00:59:06,596 --> 00:59:08,763 there's a lot of men, you know... 990 00:59:08,763 --> 00:59:12,752 [Breathes Deeply] 991 00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:17,029 Watching us. 992 00:59:17,029 --> 00:59:19,563 Oh? 993 00:59:19,563 --> 00:59:23,552 Don't get me wrong. It's only a fantasy. It's not reality. 994 00:59:24,796 --> 00:59:28,785 It's a myth that a lot of men believe, but it can lead to rape? 995 00:59:30,463 --> 00:59:34,452 you know, the idea that a woman means "yeah"... 996 00:59:34,796 --> 00:59:38,429 when, like, um... 997 00:59:38,429 --> 00:59:42,418 she means "no." 998 00:59:44,296 --> 00:59:47,229 I could bring me mates after five-a-side to watch if you want. 999 00:59:47,229 --> 00:59:51,218 [Sighs] 1000 00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:57,229 So what's through the square window then? 1001 00:59:57,229 --> 01:00:00,496 - It's a divided garden. - Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. 1002 01:00:00,496 --> 01:00:02,563 The furthest bit belongs to this flat. 1003 01:00:02,563 --> 01:00:04,629 Well, it's a bit barren, isn't it? 1004 01:00:04,629 --> 01:00:08,618 - You can spice it up with your green fingers. - [Chuckles] 1005 01:00:10,796 --> 01:00:14,785 You don't recognize us at all, do you? 1006 01:00:15,429 --> 01:00:19,418 You're vaguely familiar. 1007 01:00:20,629 --> 01:00:22,429 I recognize you. 1008 01:00:22,429 --> 01:00:26,062 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1009 01:00:26,062 --> 01:00:28,763 - What about her? - What's your name? 1010 01:00:28,763 --> 01:00:32,596 Annie. 1011 01:00:32,596 --> 01:00:34,663 No. Sorry. 1012 01:00:34,663 --> 01:00:37,229 Right. Where's the second bedroom? 1013 01:00:37,229 --> 01:00:39,229 Now there's an offer I can't refuse. 1014 01:00:39,229 --> 01:00:43,218 - You just lost your commission. - Ouch. 1015 01:00:52,096 --> 01:00:54,563 Ow! Bloody well bit the wrong place. 1016 01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:57,229 Bite's worse than me bark. 1017 01:00:57,229 --> 01:01:00,596 Oh. She loves me. 1018 01:01:00,596 --> 01:01:03,596 Thank you. 1019 01:01:03,596 --> 01:01:07,529 - What's that? - I'm being the right angle in a triangle. 1020 01:01:07,529 --> 01:01:11,029 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. Have a nice time. 1021 01:01:11,029 --> 01:01:14,062 Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? 1022 01:01:14,062 --> 01:01:18,051 No, it's all right. It's cool. 1023 01:01:19,162 --> 01:01:21,229 Hannah, I wanted strawberryade! 1024 01:01:21,229 --> 01:01:25,218 You're lucky she got you anything at all. 1025 01:01:56,229 --> 01:01:58,296 So? [Clears Throat] 1026 01:01:58,296 --> 01:02:02,162 Why did you split up with your ex-girlfriend then? 1027 01:02:02,162 --> 01:02:04,229 'Cause she wanted to whisk me up the aisle. 1028 01:02:04,229 --> 01:02:06,296 - Really? - Yeah. 1029 01:02:06,296 --> 01:02:10,285 Got sick of her crying all the time. 1030 01:02:11,196 --> 01:02:15,185 Was it 'cause of her or 'cause you don't like commitment? 1031 01:02:18,596 --> 01:02:21,029 It's a load of bollocks, all that shit. 1032 01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:25,018 - What? - Commitment. 1033 01:02:27,262 --> 01:02:31,251 Vagina?nice place. Wouldn't wanna live there. 1034 01:02:36,463 --> 01:02:40,452 [Sighs] 1035 01:02:47,596 --> 01:02:50,262 So how long have you been an estate agent? 1036 01:02:50,262 --> 01:02:52,529 Oh, five, six years. 1037 01:02:52,529 --> 01:02:54,596 I see you've got a wedding ring. 1038 01:02:54,596 --> 01:02:57,062 - Yeah, I'm married. - How nice. 1039 01:02:57,062 --> 01:03:01,051 - How long? - Second anniversary coming up. 1040 01:03:01,529 --> 01:03:04,329 - Got any kiddies? - I certainly have. 1041 01:03:04,329 --> 01:03:08,318 - How many, 2.2? - Just the one, as of yet. 1042 01:03:09,762 --> 01:03:12,262 - Laura Jane. - Oh, yes. 1043 01:03:12,262 --> 01:03:15,329 She's as ugly as you, isn't she? 1044 01:03:15,329 --> 01:03:17,463 Yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow. 1045 01:03:17,463 --> 01:03:20,329 [Inhales Sharply] I gotta pick up the cake. 1046 01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:23,463 - How old is she? - One. Little jelly tot. 1047 01:03:23,463 --> 01:03:26,596 She'll be playing for England by the time I finish with her. 1048 01:03:26,596 --> 01:03:30,585 Oh, I forgot. You like football. 1049 01:03:31,429 --> 01:03:34,329 - It's a lot of crap, really, isn't it? - Not my cup of tea neither. 1050 01:03:34,329 --> 01:03:37,062 - You know what to do with this. - Keep it for your collection. 1051 01:03:37,062 --> 01:03:39,296 - No, thank you. - Nice to see you again then. 1052 01:03:39,296 --> 01:03:42,229 Yeah. Bye! You all right? 1053 01:03:42,229 --> 01:03:45,496 Fine, yeah. 1054 01:03:45,496 --> 01:03:49,485 1055 01:03:54,596 --> 01:03:58,596 That time in the bedsit was the worst for me�just after you came down to stay. 1056 01:03:58,596 --> 01:04:01,029 - I was right on the edge. - Yeah. 1057 01:04:01,029 --> 01:04:05,018 I actually said to myself, "You've either got to change or you're gonna go under. " 1058 01:04:05,596 --> 01:04:08,762 If I hadn't got that job in the hardware shop, I'd be in a loony bin by now. 1059 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:11,029 - No, you wouldn't. - Yes, I would. 1060 01:04:11,029 --> 01:04:14,329 He just let me be myself. 1061 01:04:14,329 --> 01:04:17,429 It's funny, but all these memories keep flooding back. 1062 01:04:17,429 --> 01:04:19,363 See, I hate looking back. 1063 01:04:19,363 --> 01:04:22,463 Yeah, but don't forget, I don't remember my childhood, you know... 1064 01:04:22,463 --> 01:04:24,795 and that's why remembering is so important to me. 1065 01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:28,784 Mm. Who wants a crap memory though? 1066 01:04:31,429 --> 01:04:33,496 You haven't really changed. 1067 01:04:33,496 --> 01:04:37,485 - Do you want some more rice? - No, thanks. 1068 01:04:40,496 --> 01:04:43,463 - I've always envied you, you know. - Aw, don't be so daft. 1069 01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:45,029 - I have! - Why? 1070 01:04:45,029 --> 01:04:49,018 I don't know. I admire your innocence. 1071 01:04:49,762 --> 01:04:51,529 What do you mean? 1072 01:04:51,529 --> 01:04:55,518 You're a very sort of trusting person. 1073 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,296 I trust people too easily. 1074 01:04:58,296 --> 01:05:00,429 That's why I get walked over. 1075 01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:03,262 See, I envy your ability to stand on your own two feet. 1076 01:05:03,262 --> 01:05:05,329 Yeah, but that's just self-protection, isn't it? 1077 01:05:05,329 --> 01:05:08,029 - And the way you deal with men. - That's all I ever do is deal with them. 1078 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:10,496 I mean, at least you're able to fall in love with them... 1079 01:05:10,496 --> 01:05:12,595 even though you are a walking open wound. 1080 01:05:12,595 --> 01:05:16,584 [Chuckles] 1081 01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:19,229 I'm just not strong enough to be as vulnerable as you. 1082 01:05:19,229 --> 01:05:23,218 But I see that vulnerability as a weakness. You're the strong one. 1083 01:05:24,496 --> 01:05:28,485 Well, see, if we could be a combination, we'd be the perfect woman, wouldn't we? 1084 01:05:28,529 --> 01:05:31,062 - Unfortunately, we can't. - [Giggles] 1085 01:05:31,062 --> 01:05:35,051 I can't use these chopsticks. 1086 01:05:35,762 --> 01:05:39,628 - You've changed more than you think, you know. - Oh, yeah? In what way? 1087 01:05:39,628 --> 01:05:43,463 Well, you've stopped bumping into things. And you can look me in the eye, can't you? 1088 01:05:43,463 --> 01:05:47,452 - Yeah, yeah. Do you know who always used to say that to me? - What? 1089 01:05:48,129 --> 01:05:50,363 - You know, about looking down all the time. - Who? 1090 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:52,262 Ricky. Do you remember him? 1091 01:05:52,262 --> 01:05:54,762 Now there's someone I have thought about, as opposed to Adrian. 1092 01:05:54,762 --> 01:05:56,795 Ricky was sussed. 1093 01:05:56,795 --> 01:05:59,196 Oh, yeah. Very bright, yeah. 1094 01:05:59,196 --> 01:06:03,185 - Wonder what happened to him. - I really don't know. 1095 01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:05,595 [Giggles] Maybe he's a rock star. 1096 01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:08,496 - Yeah, or a company manager. - He might be as thin as a beanpole. 1097 01:06:08,496 --> 01:06:11,162 I don't think so?the amount of curry and chips he used to eat. 1098 01:06:11,162 --> 01:06:15,151 - Mm. Fat chance, eh? - Thin chance. 1099 01:06:15,196 --> 01:06:19,185 No, I haven't thought about Adrian at all. 1100 01:06:20,496 --> 01:06:23,628 I don't really want to talk about it, 'cause I'm trying to get over today. 1101 01:06:23,628 --> 01:06:26,628 Fair enough. 1102 01:06:26,628 --> 01:06:29,495 It's ridiculous, but... 1103 01:06:29,495 --> 01:06:33,485 I haven't stopped thinking about him for the last 10 years. 1104 01:06:35,628 --> 01:06:38,762 I was really quite hurt by all that, you know? 1105 01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:42,751 I knew it. Deep down inside I knew that. But why didn't you ever tell me? 1106 01:06:43,329 --> 01:06:47,318 Well, because I wasn't in love with him and I knew you were... 1107 01:06:47,762 --> 01:06:50,628 so, you know? 1108 01:06:50,628 --> 01:06:53,795 - He was a shit. - Oh, yeah. He was a shit. 1109 01:06:53,795 --> 01:06:57,784 But when you're in love with a bastard, you just can't help yourself. 1110 01:06:58,795 --> 01:07:01,363 You see, psychologically, I look up to my father. 1111 01:07:01,363 --> 01:07:05,162 You know, I see him as strong, in spite of everything he's done. 1112 01:07:05,162 --> 01:07:08,495 But he doesn't respect women, and he's never given me the love that I deserve. 1113 01:07:08,495 --> 01:07:12,484 And that's why I have this need, you know, to crave his respect... 1114 01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:15,462 and seek his approval. 1115 01:07:15,462 --> 01:07:19,363 That's obviously why I choose the men I do. 1116 01:07:19,363 --> 01:07:23,096 I don't respect my father at all. He's weak. 1117 01:07:23,096 --> 01:07:25,162 Look what he's done to Thelma. 1118 01:07:25,162 --> 01:07:28,062 I don't ever wanna end up like her, not ever. 1119 01:07:28,062 --> 01:07:32,051 And when I look at men, all I see is dangerous weakness. 1120 01:07:33,062 --> 01:07:37,051 I don't want it to be that way. I just can't help it. 1121 01:07:39,795 --> 01:07:43,784 Makes me feel lonely. 1122 01:08:12,196 --> 01:08:16,185 [Sniffles] 1123 01:08:18,262 --> 01:08:20,462 [Exhales Deeply, Sniffles] 1124 01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:23,096 - Uh, Hannah. - What? 1125 01:08:23,096 --> 01:08:25,296 Would you like this for when you find a flat? 1126 01:08:25,296 --> 01:08:27,729 No, but you can stick this up your ass, if you like. 1127 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:31,718 [Exhales Deeply, Sniffles] 1128 01:08:32,495 --> 01:08:36,484 It's hard to believe. Four years. 1129 01:08:37,395 --> 01:08:41,384 [Sniffles] 1130 01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:51,517 [Sobbing] 1131 01:08:56,362 --> 01:09:00,351 - You're crying. - Oh, God. Am I? 1132 01:09:05,795 --> 01:09:08,262 - Here's to us. - The "Brunty" sisters. 1133 01:09:08,262 --> 01:09:11,996 - Oh, yeah. We always get the brunt of everything. - The brunt of everything. 1134 01:09:11,996 --> 01:09:15,662 Mm! I found a photograph of you and I outside the Bront�s' house in Haworth. 1135 01:09:15,662 --> 01:09:19,651 - Did you? - Yeah, I forgot to bring it I wanted to give it to you. 1136 01:09:19,795 --> 01:09:23,528 - Oh, that's a shame. I'd have really liked that. - I know. But I'll send you it. 1137 01:09:23,528 --> 01:09:27,517 - Thanks. I loved that trip. - Yeah. It was good, yeah. 1138 01:09:27,628 --> 01:09:30,129 - It was quite a revelation, actually. - How? 1139 01:09:30,129 --> 01:09:32,628 Well, just seeing the way you were with your family. 1140 01:09:32,628 --> 01:09:36,362 You know, everyone being nice to one another. I wasn't used to it. 1141 01:09:36,362 --> 01:09:39,495 I remember you kept going off on your own. 1142 01:09:39,495 --> 01:09:43,029 Yeah. Well, I was overwhelmed, really. 1143 01:09:43,029 --> 01:09:45,096 Does your mom still favoritize Francesca? 1144 01:09:45,096 --> 01:09:47,162 Oh, nothing's changed. 1145 01:09:47,162 --> 01:09:49,662 Everything Francesca does is brilliant; everything I do is crap. 1146 01:09:49,662 --> 01:09:52,462 It's just not fair, is it? 1147 01:09:52,462 --> 01:09:55,628 First it was the mellifluous cello, and now it's happy families. 1148 01:09:55,628 --> 01:09:59,617 - And yet you have always been the one to look after her. - Oh, I know. 1149 01:10:01,328 --> 01:10:04,729 - You're the only person who's ever really appreciated me. - Am I? 1150 01:10:04,729 --> 01:10:08,718 Yeah. 1151 01:10:09,462 --> 01:10:13,328 You know, I've never told you this, but... 1152 01:10:13,328 --> 01:10:16,729 do you remember all those times I was meant to come to London and never did? 1153 01:10:16,729 --> 01:10:20,162 - Yeah? - I didn't 'cause I was scared. 1154 01:10:20,162 --> 01:10:24,151 - What were you scared of? - I was scared if I set foot in London, I'd never leave. 1155 01:10:24,395 --> 01:10:27,196 And I didn't want to throw me plans out the window, you see? 1156 01:10:27,196 --> 01:10:29,528 Sounds like you should move on, though, anyway. 1157 01:10:29,528 --> 01:10:31,662 Oh, yeah. I'm ready to now. Yeah. 1158 01:10:31,662 --> 01:10:32,795 Be good if you came back to London, wouldn't it? 1159 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,029 Be good if you came back to London, wouldn't it? 1160 01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:36,096 Ah, well, who knows. 1161 01:10:36,096 --> 01:10:40,085 Mm. 1162 01:10:46,762 --> 01:10:50,751 [Chattering] 1163 01:10:58,495 --> 01:11:02,484 [Chattering Continues] 1164 01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:09,162 - Yeah, it is. Yeah. - Oh, look. There's Tottenham Court Road. 1165 01:11:09,162 --> 01:11:13,162 Hey, look who this is! I don't believe it. 1166 01:11:13,162 --> 01:11:16,328 - Is that Claire? - It is, yeah! 1167 01:11:16,328 --> 01:11:18,762 - But she's got no makeup on. - I know. 1168 01:11:18,762 --> 01:11:22,751 - [Hannah Laughing] - What a bloody coincidence. 1169 01:11:28,729 --> 01:11:31,729 - What's going on, eh? - I know. It's incredible, isn't it? 1170 01:11:31,729 --> 01:11:33,795 The chance of that happening is one in a million. 1171 01:11:33,795 --> 01:11:37,295 You know, seeing two people like that in the same weekend. 1172 01:11:37,295 --> 01:11:39,528 Did you notice where we were standing as well? 1173 01:11:39,528 --> 01:11:42,462 - No. - We were at a crossroads, weren't we? 1174 01:11:42,462 --> 01:11:45,228 Oh, yeah. Where the two paths meet. 1175 01:11:45,228 --> 01:11:48,029 - That's right. - Oh. Very symbolic. 1176 01:11:48,029 --> 01:11:50,195 Must be something in the air. 1177 01:11:50,195 --> 01:11:53,129 [Giggles] Hey, Hannah, look where we are. 1178 01:11:53,129 --> 01:11:54,762 Yeah. [Giggles] 1179 01:11:54,762 --> 01:11:58,228 - Oh! There's that chemist. - Yeah. 1180 01:11:58,228 --> 01:12:02,217 [German Accent] Have you got the right prescription? Ja, ja, ja. 1181 01:12:02,395 --> 01:12:05,395 [Laughs] Stupid old fart. 1182 01:12:05,395 --> 01:12:07,462 Do you think the flat's still there? 1183 01:12:07,462 --> 01:12:10,662 I don't know, actually. I haven't been that way for ages. 1184 01:12:10,662 --> 01:12:14,495 - Could we, uh�you know. Yeah. - What? Go and see it? 1185 01:12:14,495 --> 01:12:18,484 - Got time before the train, haven't we? - Oh, yeah. 1186 01:12:18,628 --> 01:12:22,617 Yeah. 1187 01:12:37,528 --> 01:12:39,628 Well, we've got a few minutes anyway. 1188 01:12:39,628 --> 01:12:41,662 - I feel like me nan. - Why? 1189 01:12:41,662 --> 01:12:43,762 Every time we went out on a Sunday run... 1190 01:12:43,762 --> 01:12:46,261 she always had to take us to places where she grew up. 1191 01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:48,495 - Oh, no. - Oh, no. 1192 01:12:48,495 --> 01:12:51,795 - Oh, that's a shame, isn't it? - Typical, eh? Typical. 1193 01:12:51,795 --> 01:12:55,062 - Now, that's sad, that is. - I know. It's terrible. 1194 01:12:55,062 --> 01:12:57,762 - I wonder what happened to him. - Ah, he probably retired. 1195 01:12:57,762 --> 01:12:59,795 - Or died. - Don't. 1196 01:12:59,795 --> 01:13:02,295 Well, he couldn't have gone back to Hong Kong, could he? 1197 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:06,284 Makes me feel so old. Oh, no. Look at this. 1198 01:13:07,195 --> 01:13:09,628 Oh, I used to really like that old door. 1199 01:13:09,628 --> 01:13:13,062 - So did I. - Ohhh. 1200 01:13:13,062 --> 01:13:15,128 Wonder who lives here now. 1201 01:13:15,128 --> 01:13:18,195 - Hey, look. - What? 1202 01:13:18,195 --> 01:13:20,762 - They've got a new CD out. - [Hannah Laughing] 1203 01:13:20,762 --> 01:13:23,328 I haven't listened to them for ages. Have you? 1204 01:13:23,328 --> 01:13:27,317 - Oh, yeah. Now and again, yeah. - Have you? 1205 01:13:31,462 --> 01:13:35,451 - [Train Passing] - This is my old bedroom, up here. 1206 01:13:36,261 --> 01:13:40,250 Yeah. 1207 01:13:41,095 --> 01:13:45,084 - There's mine. Look. - Oh, yeah. 1208 01:13:51,462 --> 01:13:54,729 Oh, no. No, I don't believe it. 1209 01:13:54,729 --> 01:13:57,228 - It's not, is it? - It is, it is. 1210 01:13:57,228 --> 01:13:59,261 [Hannah] Oh, no, no, no, no. 1211 01:13:59,261 --> 01:14:03,095 - This is weird. This is really weird now. - I know. It's too much, isn't it? 1212 01:14:03,095 --> 01:14:07,084 I wanted curry and chips, but, um? 1213 01:14:07,195 --> 01:14:10,161 Oh. I'm sorry. I mean, a coincidence is one thing, you know... 1214 01:14:10,161 --> 01:14:12,228 but this is a joke, isn't it? 1215 01:14:12,228 --> 01:14:14,362 What are you doing here? 1216 01:14:14,362 --> 01:14:18,351 Er, open-top bus, uh, uh? 1217 01:14:19,662 --> 01:14:21,762 Ricky. 1218 01:14:21,762 --> 01:14:25,751 Plasticine men. [Jabbering] 1219 01:14:30,328 --> 01:14:32,495 Are you all right? 1220 01:14:32,495 --> 01:14:35,328 - [Hannah] Do you know who we are? - Don't patronize me. 1221 01:14:35,328 --> 01:14:37,362 Where's your scabs. 1222 01:14:37,362 --> 01:14:40,662 Oh, I don't know, Ricky. They've gone. 1223 01:14:40,662 --> 01:14:43,762 - Why? - Time. Just time. 1224 01:14:43,762 --> 01:14:46,462 - Just goes. - Yeah. It does, yeah. 1225 01:14:46,462 --> 01:14:49,128 - Ticking. - Passing us by. 1226 01:14:49,128 --> 01:14:53,117 Empty. Fuckin'empty. 1227 01:15:01,662 --> 01:15:05,462 Uh, how come you're here? 1228 01:15:05,462 --> 01:15:08,362 On the stage, weren't you? 1229 01:15:08,362 --> 01:15:11,628 Everybody laughing at your snout. [Snorting] 1230 01:15:11,628 --> 01:15:14,362 Uh, pig-faced woman. 1231 01:15:14,362 --> 01:15:18,351 - Where are you living, Ricky? - Hartlepool. 1232 01:15:20,395 --> 01:15:22,528 When did you come down to London? 1233 01:15:22,528 --> 01:15:24,729 Last night, uh, on the bus. 1234 01:15:24,729 --> 01:15:28,328 - [Annie] Where'd you stay? - L?l? 1235 01:15:28,328 --> 01:15:30,595 Ay, ay, ay, carumba! 1236 01:15:30,595 --> 01:15:34,528 Like, uh, Carmen Miranda. 1237 01:15:34,528 --> 01:15:38,528 You, uh, go, uh, flying in, uh, the sand... 1238 01:15:38,528 --> 01:15:40,628 the desert... 1239 01:15:40,628 --> 01:15:44,617 like a big calendar. 1240 01:15:45,495 --> 01:15:49,484 See stones. Uh, you can only see them from the sky. 1241 01:15:50,195 --> 01:15:53,328 The eagle's head. 1242 01:15:53,328 --> 01:15:57,317 Uh, big woman. [Giggles] 1243 01:15:58,528 --> 01:16:02,517 Blocks. 1244 01:16:02,795 --> 01:16:05,161 You, uh, wanna hold me elephant? 1245 01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:08,762 Uh, yeah, okay. 1246 01:16:08,762 --> 01:16:11,161 [Laughing] 1247 01:16:11,161 --> 01:16:15,150 Like, uh, almost as big as you are. 1248 01:16:15,628 --> 01:16:18,328 Who's it for? 1249 01:16:18,328 --> 01:16:22,228 She, uh, called me a C-U-N-T. 1250 01:16:22,228 --> 01:16:24,762 - I never. - Not you. 1251 01:16:24,762 --> 01:16:28,751 - [Hannah] Who? - She says I'm not the dad, but I am. 1252 01:16:29,061 --> 01:16:31,328 He's gone to Dungeness. Bastard. 1253 01:16:31,328 --> 01:16:34,729 Like, uh, nuclear power. 1254 01:16:34,729 --> 01:16:37,695 He got a transfer from Hartlepool. 1255 01:16:37,695 --> 01:16:41,495 Uh, devil's work. 1256 01:16:41,495 --> 01:16:45,484 - You, uh, wanna live forever? - No. 1257 01:16:45,662 --> 01:16:47,729 - Huh? - I certainly don't. 1258 01:16:47,729 --> 01:16:50,662 We don't, Ricky. 1259 01:16:50,662 --> 01:16:53,328 Oh. Oh, lovely. 1260 01:16:53,328 --> 01:16:56,729 - Ah, the most beautiful? - What's she called? 1261 01:16:56,729 --> 01:17:00,528 He! He's a fucking boy. 1262 01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:04,061 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. He's lovely. - Harry. 1263 01:17:04,061 --> 01:17:06,628 - He's great. - He's in Hastings. 1264 01:17:06,628 --> 01:17:10,395 [Giggles] I'm gonna surprise her. 1265 01:17:10,395 --> 01:17:14,384 She never answers my letters. I'm gonna walk in there. Fuck her. [Laughing] 1266 01:17:18,228 --> 01:17:20,328 You, uh, wanna have a hold? 1267 01:17:20,328 --> 01:17:24,317 - No. - Go on! 1268 01:17:24,595 --> 01:17:27,061 [Laughing] 1269 01:17:27,061 --> 01:17:31,050 Ah. It's, uh, nice to see you. 1270 01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:35,395 You, uh, want a game of snooker? 1271 01:17:35,395 --> 01:17:37,795 Uh, no, thanks. We've got to go. 1272 01:17:37,795 --> 01:17:40,028 Oh, it's, um, a good game. 1273 01:17:40,028 --> 01:17:43,328 - [Beeping] - We don't have time. 1274 01:17:43,328 --> 01:17:47,317 She's gotta catch a train, Ricky, so we've gotta go, all right? 1275 01:17:51,995 --> 01:17:54,061 I'm not, uh, an idiot. 1276 01:17:54,061 --> 01:17:56,729 - Oh, no. - No. We know you're not. 1277 01:17:56,729 --> 01:17:59,595 I'm like an idiot savant. 1278 01:17:59,595 --> 01:18:02,628 Just haven't found my savant yet. 1279 01:18:02,628 --> 01:18:06,617 [Laughing] 1280 01:18:09,128 --> 01:18:12,695 - Are you hungry, Ricky? - He did good chips. 1281 01:18:12,695 --> 01:18:15,628 Yeah, he did great chips. 1282 01:18:15,628 --> 01:18:19,617 You're not, uh, gonna invite us up for a cup of tea or summat? 1283 01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:24,184 Oh. We haven't lived here for six years, Ricky. 1284 01:18:26,462 --> 01:18:28,662 Yeah. Me nan is dead. 1285 01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:32,195 - Oh. - Ohhh. Sorry to hear that. 1286 01:18:32,195 --> 01:18:36,184 She?coughing. [Coughing] 1287 01:18:37,395 --> 01:18:39,328 When did that happen then? 1288 01:18:39,328 --> 01:18:43,317 Like?She, like, coughed all her life up. 1289 01:18:50,061 --> 01:18:53,662 - Do you live by yourself then? - Mi-Mind your business. 1290 01:18:53,662 --> 01:18:55,729 - What do you care? - I do care. 1291 01:18:55,729 --> 01:18:57,729 - No, you don't. - I do. 1292 01:18:57,729 --> 01:19:01,718 You, uh, don't think about anybody but yourself. 1293 01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:04,794 - That is not true. - That's not true, Ricky. 1294 01:19:04,794 --> 01:19:07,362 Oh, button it, you. You never liked us anyway. 1295 01:19:07,362 --> 01:19:09,995 - I did, actually. - Shite. 1296 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:13,328 - I thought a lot about you. - You don't think. Selfish. 1297 01:19:13,328 --> 01:19:16,195 - Talk, talk. Garbage! - That's not true! 1298 01:19:16,195 --> 01:19:19,095 Aw, tittle off! 1299 01:19:19,095 --> 01:19:23,084 Rancid! Go on! Fuck yeah! 1300 01:19:24,628 --> 01:19:27,395 Lesbos! 1301 01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:29,261 Oh, Hannah, I can't do this. 1302 01:19:29,261 --> 01:19:32,128 - Oh, don't be stupid. Come on. - I'm really nervous. 1303 01:19:32,128 --> 01:19:34,395 He'll be dead chuffed we've come all this way. 1304 01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:36,628 I don't know what to say to him. 1305 01:19:36,628 --> 01:19:39,728 - His nan was all right, wasn't she? - Oh, yeah. She was lovely. 1306 01:19:39,728 --> 01:19:42,128 - I bet he's right spoilt. - Oh, bloody hell. 1307 01:19:42,128 --> 01:19:45,495 - This fucking bag keeps falling of me shoulder! - Give it to me, for fuck's sake! 1308 01:19:45,495 --> 01:19:47,728 You're such a moaner, you. 1309 01:19:47,728 --> 01:19:50,195 It's great to be by the sea, eh? 1310 01:19:50,195 --> 01:19:52,728 - It is, actually, isn't it? - All this fresh air. 1311 01:19:52,728 --> 01:19:55,395 - Yeah. It's wild. - Huh? 1312 01:19:55,395 --> 01:19:57,495 - A bit of ozone. - Yeah. 1313 01:19:57,495 --> 01:20:01,395 - [Seagulls Cawing] - [Together] Ricky! 1314 01:20:01,395 --> 01:20:05,228 Hiya. 1315 01:20:05,228 --> 01:20:07,562 What are you doing up here? 1316 01:20:07,562 --> 01:20:10,694 - We came to see you. - See if you was all right. 1317 01:20:10,694 --> 01:20:14,562 I'm, uh, fine, like, uh, tip-top... 1318 01:20:14,562 --> 01:20:18,551 so you don't need to give a toss. 1319 01:20:18,661 --> 01:20:22,651 - Have you heard from college? - Fuck 'em! 1320 01:20:23,362 --> 01:20:27,351 What about your stuff? 1321 01:20:28,528 --> 01:20:30,595 That's not very hospitable, is it? 1322 01:20:30,595 --> 01:20:34,584 No. He doesn't seem very happy to see us at all. 1323 01:20:36,261 --> 01:20:39,495 - Don't be like that. - We were worried about you. 1324 01:20:39,495 --> 01:20:43,328 - Come, uh, to have a laugh, have you? Take the piss? - No. 1325 01:20:43,328 --> 01:20:46,462 Oh, yeah. Seven hours in a coach for a laugh. We're not that desperate. 1326 01:20:46,462 --> 01:20:49,395 Come to, uh, lead us on a bit more, have you? 1327 01:20:49,395 --> 01:20:52,228 - [Sighs] - You've upset her now. 1328 01:20:52,228 --> 01:20:54,261 You're not the only one who's upset. 1329 01:20:54,261 --> 01:20:57,395 Well, all right. That's why we've come up here, 'cause we care about you. 1330 01:20:57,395 --> 01:21:00,562 Well, uh, fuck off back where you come from! 1331 01:21:00,562 --> 01:21:02,794 - Well, fuck you and all! - Well, fuck you! 1332 01:21:02,794 --> 01:21:05,061 Well, I'm sorry we bothered! 1333 01:21:05,061 --> 01:21:08,661 Fuck you! Fuck ya! 1334 01:21:08,661 --> 01:21:11,095 - Come on. - Fuck off! 1335 01:21:11,095 --> 01:21:13,261 Fuck ya! 1336 01:21:13,261 --> 01:21:15,627 Nosy parker! 1337 01:21:15,627 --> 01:21:19,616 Nosy parker! 1338 01:21:33,261 --> 01:21:37,250 [Sighs] 1339 01:21:37,995 --> 01:21:41,095 It's not fair, is it? 1340 01:21:41,095 --> 01:21:44,495 No. 1341 01:21:44,495 --> 01:21:48,061 I should've got his number. 1342 01:21:48,061 --> 01:21:51,495 I shouldn't think he's got a mobile home, let alone a mobile phone. 1343 01:21:51,495 --> 01:21:55,484 [Sniffling] Joke. 1344 01:22:03,195 --> 01:22:07,184 - What time is it? - It's just gone quarter past. 1345 01:22:09,061 --> 01:22:11,261 Which platform is it, I wonder. 1346 01:22:11,261 --> 01:22:15,250 Don't know. It's it Platform 3? Let's have a look. 1347 01:22:16,195 --> 01:22:19,061 - Oh, no. That's it, isn't it? - Oh, yeah. That's this one. 1348 01:22:19,061 --> 01:22:23,050 Yeah. That's right. 1349 01:22:25,362 --> 01:22:29,351 I don't mind saying hello at stations, but I don't like saying good-bye. 1350 01:22:29,462 --> 01:22:33,451 I don't like stations. I like trains though. 1351 01:22:38,527 --> 01:22:42,228 - It was really great seeing you. - Yeah, and you. 1352 01:22:42,228 --> 01:22:46,217 - I'll come again soon. - Well, wait till you're invited. [Chuckles] 1353 01:22:47,761 --> 01:22:50,061 - Got you a little present, actually. - You haven't. 1354 01:22:50,061 --> 01:22:52,095 - Yes, I have. - You didn't have to. 1355 01:22:52,095 --> 01:22:55,794 - I know, but? - [Sighs] 1356 01:22:55,794 --> 01:22:58,661 You got to ask me a question first. 1357 01:22:58,661 --> 01:23:00,594 What about? 1358 01:23:00,594 --> 01:23:04,561 A very important question about your life. 1359 01:23:04,561 --> 01:23:06,661 Okay. Uh? 1360 01:23:06,661 --> 01:23:10,661 And you gotta say, "Ms. Mills, Ms. Mills" twice. 1361 01:23:10,661 --> 01:23:14,650 [Chuckles] Oh, no. 1362 01:23:16,261 --> 01:23:18,395 Okay. 1363 01:23:18,395 --> 01:23:22,384 Ms. Mills, Ms. Mills... 1364 01:23:23,261 --> 01:23:26,261 will I find true happiness soon? 1365 01:23:26,261 --> 01:23:30,250 Ta-da! 1366 01:23:35,061 --> 01:23:39,061 "Pang." Load of rubbish. Always was. 1367 01:23:39,061 --> 01:23:43,050 Thank you. It's a very special present. 1368 01:23:50,428 --> 01:23:52,794 - See ya. - Bye. 1369 01:23:52,794 --> 01:23:56,761 Ta-ra. 1370 01:23:56,761 --> 01:23:59,362 Let's not leave it six years this time. 1371 01:23:59,362 --> 01:24:03,351 No, I won't! 1372 01:24:03,627 --> 01:24:07,494 Hey, Hannah, do you think there'll be any more coincidences on the train? 1373 01:24:07,494 --> 01:24:11,483 I don't know. Maybe you'll meet the man of your dreams. 1374 01:24:13,362 --> 01:24:17,351 1375 01:24:24,061 --> 01:24:28,050 1376 01:25:07,427 --> 01:25:11,416 1377 01:26:33,761 --> 01:26:37,750