1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,719 [animal howls, upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,095 - Hey, check it out. 3 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:15,432 Very spooky menu. - [laughs] 4 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,559 I still can't believe how much you love Halloween. 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,395 It's like the Super Bowl for cultural appropriation. 6 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,938 - Yeah, you can see it that way, but for me, 7 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,232 Halloween is about celebrating our trickster side. 8 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,735 Besides, pumpkins are Indigenous, 9 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:28,028 even the white ones. 10 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,571 - [scoffs] I guess. 11 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,448 I mean, for me, Halloween's like, meh. 12 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,116 At best, you get some candy. 13 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,534 At worst, I'm tipsy in a bar 14 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,828 ripping a store-bought headdress off some idiot. 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,872 - Not gonna lie. That mental image is a turn-on. 16 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,415 - Oh. - Oh, by the way, 17 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,751 I need some help getting into my hot dog costume tomorrow. 18 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:43,918 There's a lot of zippers. 19 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,046 - That mental image-- less of a turn-on. 20 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,089 - Hmm. 21 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:49,924 [laughs]. Look at that. 22 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,593 Boo-berry muffins. 23 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,428 - Oh. - [chuckles] That's great. 24 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,846 Frankenburger. You get it? 25 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,264 - I do. - Yeah? 26 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,391 Who comes up with this stuff? Jeez. 27 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,353 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:08,526 * * 29 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,383 [steady banjo music] 30 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,719 * * 31 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,638 - Who's there? I have a gun! 32 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,140 - Oh! Oh, Deirdre, it's Nathan. Please don't shoot. 33 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,226 - Nathan! Oh, my God. 34 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,561 - I am so sorry I startled you. 35 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,815 Um, were you going to attack a burglar with a massage gun? 36 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,109 - If this hits your temple at close range, 37 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,027 your brain will be fatally vibrated. 38 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,612 What are you doing here? 39 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,489 I gave you that spare key for emergencies. 40 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,825 - Yes, but, uh, i-in my defense, 41 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,244 the state of modern crib manufacturing 42 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,496 is an emergency, 43 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,082 which is why I handcrafted this one. 44 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,251 - Wow. You made that? 45 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,669 - Yeah. 46 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,213 - Not what I had on my registry, but very nice. 47 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,965 - Yeah, it's white oak. 48 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,926 It's from a tree that fell in my backyard... 49 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:18,138 on your birthday, but I just-- 50 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,931 I want this baby to have the best. 51 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,684 - Even if it means committing some light B and E? 52 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,645 - I did not go about this in a good way. 53 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,397 And I see that now. I'm super sorry. 54 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,232 I also made that zucchini bread you like, 55 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,734 but, honestly, it all just feels 56 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,236 like a big overstep, so I'll just get out of here. 57 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,405 - No, that can stay. 58 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,282 The baby loves it. - Oh, the baby loves it? 59 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,325 - Yes, the baby. 60 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,202 [knock on door] - Mayor Chisenhall? 61 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,704 Rutherford PD checking in. 62 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,581 - When I thought you were an intruder, 63 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,583 I may have called the cops. - Yeah, that tracks. 64 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,168 [knock on door] - Mayor Chisenhall? 65 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,546 - That sounds like Callahan, and he loves my zucchini bread. 66 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,631 Do you mind--[stammers] - Oh. 67 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,300 - You know what? I'll just handle it. 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,426 - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:59,220 [hip-hop music] 70 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:03,058 [cell phone vibrates] - [chuckles] 71 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,018 - You have Halloween plans? 72 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,895 - Oh, uh, no, not really. 73 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,438 - Son, don't insult us. 74 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,232 You're cool, just like your mom and me were. 75 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,734 Cool kids always have plans. 76 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,402 - How come you guys never bug Maya like this? 77 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:15,945 - Because she's a nerd. There's no need to. 78 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,238 - If she wasn't in Alberta 79 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,074 doing a cultural exchange program 80 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,743 with the Blood Tribe, we'd be on her like this. 81 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,913 - Fine. I'm going trick-or-treating... 82 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:25,789 with a girl. 83 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,791 - No way. We know that move. 84 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,584 Tell your parents you're out trick-or-treating, 85 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,086 but you're really in the woods with your pageant friends 86 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,671 doing whippits. 87 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:35,799 - Or using your fake ID to get into a real-estate seminar. 88 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,760 - Uh, okay, obviously, that's stuff you guys did. 89 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,095 We're just going trick-or-treating. 90 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,596 - So who's the girl? 91 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,432 And remember, I know everyone at your school. 92 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,478 - Well, until you're more comfortable sharing, 93 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,689 you're passing out candy with your mom tonight. 94 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,607 - Ugh, I thought you said you guys were cool. 95 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,317 - Half of parenting is lying, Jimmy. 96 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,945 Grow up. 97 00:03:56,986 --> 00:04:00,323 - Breaking into a woman's home to bake and woodwork? 98 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,908 Not your best move, bud. 99 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,744 - That crib was a handcrafted gesture of love, 100 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,621 and also... 101 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,331 the totally wrong move. - [chuckles] 102 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:11,084 - And I see that now. I'm gonna give her some space. 103 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,045 - Wait. You built her a crib from scratch? 104 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,463 - Yeah. - Shoot. 105 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,048 I've got some nieces you should meet. 106 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,591 [light laughter] 107 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,010 - You should come to Wayne and Sally's Halloween party 108 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,052 with Nelson and I-- 109 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,637 take your mind off things. - Okay. 110 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,931 - So, that Nelson-- is he your man? 111 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,307 - He sure is. 112 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,809 We're even going in a couple's costume this year. 113 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,270 He's a hot dog, and I'm ketchup. 114 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,314 - If I were 30 years younger, you'd have to watch your back. 115 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,275 - Whoa. - [laughs] 116 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,818 - Nelson's a catch. 117 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,320 Do you know how hard it is to find a man with a good job 118 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,780 that doesn't lie about his height? 119 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,199 - His ponytail isn't thin either. 120 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:47,829 If I were 20 years younger, I'd be all over him. 121 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,289 - [giggles] 122 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,999 - Okay, they seem to know a lot about your boyfriend. 123 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,834 - Yeah. - It's brutal out here. 124 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,211 There's, like, eight women for every Native man. 125 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,130 - Mm. But that Nelson... 126 00:04:57,172 --> 00:05:00,300 If I were ten years younger, it'd be a done deal. 127 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,135 - Wow, okay. - We get it. 128 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,054 [laughter] 129 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,681 - So we can secure an endorsement 130 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,184 from the teachers union if I agree to take down 131 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:11,686 my "Overheard at Rutherford High" account. 132 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,521 Terry, are you listening? 133 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,357 I know you hate Lincoln, 134 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,858 but you can't hate this contour. 135 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,069 - Jimmy's being weirdly cagey about a girl 136 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,321 he's possibly dating, and my wife is hell-bent 137 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,531 on trying to figure out who she is, so now I have to-- 138 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,825 - Found her. - What? How? 139 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,077 - My friend follows someone 140 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,787 who went on a camping trip with Jimmy, 141 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,081 and there was a pic of him with this girl in it, 142 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,540 but her profile was private. 143 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,167 So I found the same tagged pic 144 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,044 in a different friend's public account, 145 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,672 which led me to a Spotify playlist 146 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,757 that was 98% Dua Lipa. 147 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,218 That playlist was followed by my nail tech, 148 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,721 who confirmed your son is dating her client, Emma. 149 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,390 She's a sophomore with great skin-- 150 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,558 Native, goes to school in town. [cell phone chimes] 151 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,852 Oh, and just accepted a request 152 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,522 for my account posing as Harry Styles' personal chef. 153 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,107 - Nice work, Bobbie. 154 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,192 Remind me to tell you about an old business associate 155 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,361 I'm almost certain faked his own death. 156 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,487 Would love for you to look into it. 157 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,823 - Oh, here's some drama. 158 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,703 - Jimmy's dating Feather Day's daughter? 159 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,580 - Ooh, my nail tech is gonna flip! 160 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,083 [hip-hop music] 161 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,378 [indistinct chatter] 162 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,714 * * 163 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:24,134 - [sniffs] Damn, Nelson. You even smell like a hot dog. 164 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,428 - Nathan, why do you have a microphone? 165 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,555 - Oh, uh, the Janet Jackson headset 166 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:32,017 makes me "pop" corn guy. 167 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,811 I'm leaning into my persona. - And I squirt real ketchup. 168 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,563 Nathan helped me with the rig. - Oh, yeah. 169 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,899 This thing squirts two gallons. 170 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,277 - Very cool. 171 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,988 - Y'all are wack. 172 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,323 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] - Oh, it's Deirdre. 173 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,409 "Nathan, where did you get that charcuterie plate 174 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,452 you brought over?" 175 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,536 Uh... [chuckles] 176 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,329 "It was homemade." 177 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,957 Oh, do you think I should pop over with a refill? 178 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,625 - No. I think you should stop popping over. 179 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,127 - Totally. 180 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,088 But think about my unborn baby starving for smoked gouda. 181 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,132 And it's probably a good opportunity 182 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,342 to apologize for before. 183 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,551 Two birds! 184 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,261 B-R-B. 185 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:11,389 - That was the wrong move. - Yeah, I know. He does that. 186 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,807 We look great, though. - Right? 187 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,309 - Let's 'Gram it out. - Yeah. 188 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,228 - Hold up! Wait for us. 189 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,732 - Wow, we look like the hot dog station at Costco. 190 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,693 Yeah, it's almost too perfect to be a coincidence. 191 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,071 - Well, you inspired me at the beading circle. 192 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:30,158 - Then Chloe told us all about your amazing costume. 193 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,369 Then we both got real inspired, too. 194 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,578 - You hear that? 195 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,538 Our craftsmanship inspired them. 196 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:38,667 - [giggles] - Yeah. 197 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,670 [quirky music] 198 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:46,675 * * 199 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,510 - Oh! Oh, no, no-- Ah! 200 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,680 [grunting] - Nathan? 201 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,598 - Oh. Hey, Dierdre. 202 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,849 Ah, I'm so sorry. 203 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,184 I brought this charcuterie board 204 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,978 to say sorry for the whole crib thing, and I just-- 205 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,355 Please don't call the cops. 206 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,273 I can't get a mug shot in this corn costume. 207 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,526 - So you apologize for stopping by unannounced 208 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,361 by stopping by unannounced? 209 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,363 - Yes. 210 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,906 Oh, your parents are here. 211 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,409 Hi, Mrs. Chisenhall. - You were right, James. 212 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,661 The deadbeat is here. 213 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,162 - [laughing] Deadbeat. 214 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,790 Is that, like, a funny nickname or what? 215 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,709 - I kind of told my parents you don't want anything 216 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,335 to do with me or the baby. 217 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,129 But thanks for this. 218 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,631 - Um, excuse me. Why would you do that? 219 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,301 - My parents are insanely judgmental. 220 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,178 The idea that I would choose to be a single mom 221 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,055 will not be acceptable to them in the least. 222 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:37,058 So, instead of having to actually tell them-- 223 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,436 - It's just easier to let them hate me. 224 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,271 - Thanks for being an ally? 225 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,314 - [sighs] - Look who it is. 226 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,858 Let this fool in. 227 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,068 - Oh, no, Dad, we don't need to. 228 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,237 - I want to see if he's as corny as that costume. 229 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,157 Unless you're planning to run out on my little girl again. 230 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,451 - [sighs] 231 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,829 - I guess it's the perfect time to meet the parents. 232 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,249 * * 233 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,002 - [sighs] 234 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,009 - Oh, my goodness. There you are. 235 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,053 Where's my daughter, Terry? 236 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,929 - At your home, maybe school, 237 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,057 probably any place other than a casino. 238 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,516 Nice chatting with you. - Hey! 239 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,310 My innocent daughter took off 240 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,354 with your rugged-ass son after school 241 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,189 before I could pick her up-- that's kidnapping! 242 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,858 - Feather, not everything is a crisis. 243 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,068 - [sighs] 244 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,819 - My well-behaved son is at home 245 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,946 passing out candy with Renee. 246 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,531 Let me just... 247 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,534 She doesn't know where he is. 248 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,745 - [gasps] 249 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,456 You know, I had a dream last night 250 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,000 of a Japanese fighting fish in a fishbowl, 251 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,502 and it was just staring at me. 252 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,670 I should've known. 253 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,880 I should've known something bad was coming. 254 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,590 It kind of looked like you. 255 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,217 - Oh, boy. 256 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,595 This is not the outfit I was hoping to meet your parents in. 257 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,098 [quirky music] 258 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,517 I kind of feel like tucking it in was a weird move. 259 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:05,438 I'm just gonna go, like, Peter Pan style, right? 260 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,815 More of a tunic look. 261 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,525 - Ah, it's--it's fine. 262 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,360 - And, you know, maybe these stretchy pants 263 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:14,531 can help us all remember to be flexible 264 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,158 about any assumptions we've made about one another. 265 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,119 - Nathan, I'm begging you. 266 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,454 Can you just let these people hate you for one night 267 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,331 for my benefit, please? 268 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,419 - Here you go, sweetie. - Thank you, Daddy. 269 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,420 - There you go. 270 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,964 [thuds loudly] 271 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:34,342 - Oh, uh, thank you so much. 272 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,219 Um... 273 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,263 does this need to be heated or... 274 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,514 - Oh, did I forget? [chuckles] 275 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,100 Kind of like how you forgot to wear a condom. 276 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,893 [chuckles] - Oh. 277 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,229 Uh... [scoffs] I didn't forget. 278 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,107 I just--the only contraceptive in the museum that night 279 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,777 was an old dried-up piece of lambskin from the 1800s, 280 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,487 but that was display only, so... 281 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,822 [clears throat] 282 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,657 You don't want to hear about that. 283 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,827 [hip-hop music] 284 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,078 * * 285 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,414 - Hey, Reagan. 286 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,791 Where's your hot dog? - [sighs] 287 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,585 He's, like, stuck in a flirt circle. 288 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,379 We got tradish relish, sexy Sriracha. 289 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,506 I'm not really sure what mustard's deal is, but... 290 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,467 It's like they don't know he has a girlfriend. 291 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,136 - Man, you know these condiments ain't loyal. 292 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,471 - [scoffs] - Besides... 293 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,264 it's nice of Nelson to give me the night off. 294 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,682 - Oh, God, you're married. 295 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,310 - Yeah, but I can't help I have this animal magnetism. 296 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,895 - Mm-hmm. - Women are just constantly 297 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,730 undressing me with their eyes. 298 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,940 'Sup, Vanessa? Schwing. 299 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,692 - Ew. 300 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,235 - Okay. - Wow. 301 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:38,198 - Party on, ketchup. - Party on, Wayne. 302 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,992 [indistinct chatter] 303 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,078 - Reegs. - Hey, Ray. 304 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,747 - Hey, can I have some ketchup? - Ah, sure. 305 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,165 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,250 - How you been? - Huh? 307 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,293 Sorry. 308 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,878 Just keeping my eyes on my boyfriend. 309 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,921 [chuckles] 310 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,631 - So that's Nelson? - Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,216 - My mom says he's a real nice guy. 312 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,676 - Oh, yeah, she's a big fan-- 313 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,886 her and all the other ladies on the rez. 314 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,888 - Well, he better watch out, 315 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,640 or I'll have to rough him up. 316 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,809 - [laughs] Okay. 317 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,102 [women laughing] - Excuse me. 318 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,729 - Oh, don't leave. - I'm sorry. Excuse me. 319 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,358 * * 320 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,901 - Who's that talking to Reagan over there? 321 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,903 - Oh, that's her ex. 322 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,238 - Sorry I'm late. 323 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,074 Driving here was literally terrifying. 324 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,284 - Are you a Dementor? 325 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,620 - Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala. 326 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,996 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 327 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,748 That's the podcaster? 328 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,125 - No, that's Ray. 329 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,751 This is Josh. 330 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,837 - Why do you have his photo on your phone? 331 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,714 - Because he looks like this. 332 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,049 - Are all of her exes models? 333 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,135 - I mean, Reagan sucks, 334 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,263 but she's still a strong, independent Native woman. 335 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,098 She loves them and leaves them quick. 336 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,891 I'm sure you'll be different. 337 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,561 * * 338 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,981 [mellow music] 339 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,442 - Feather. - Renee. 340 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,485 - I'm only here because I want my son home safe 341 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,446 and nowhere near your daughter. 342 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,115 - He's a senior. My baby girl is a sophomore. 343 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,952 The age gap is basically almost illegal. 344 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,372 - Ladies, let's please focus. 345 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,915 Renee, do you still have 346 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,292 the location app on Jimmy's phone? 347 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,960 - You have a tracker on your kid? 348 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,046 So you know he's a derelict. 349 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,797 Hmm. 350 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,091 - They're headed to the convenience store, I think. 351 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,760 - I regret even saying this, 352 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,346 but I think it's best we drive together. 353 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:28,308 - [scoffs] - Work as a team to find them. 354 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:32,062 - I call shotgun. - Try it, and I break your arm. 355 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,151 [truck door opens] 356 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,279 [silverware clanking lightly] 357 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,325 - Have you called Al about setting up that 529 yet? 358 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,660 - Kind of focused on my pregnancy, but I will. 359 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,829 - Okay, because you know it's all on you. 360 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,083 This one won't be of any help. - Oh, God, no. 361 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,918 Yeah, I definitely have not researched 362 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,504 which states have the best plans. 363 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,172 Don't even have a dime to my name. 364 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,675 Lost it all on the ponies. 365 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,134 Betting, not riding. 366 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,553 - We understood. - This is starting to thaw. 367 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,389 I think I'm gonna get into this in a minute. 368 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,932 I'm excited about it. 369 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,893 Hey, where do you think our kid is gonna go to college? 370 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,269 - Well, Stanford, like Dee-Dee. 371 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,147 - Wait. Whoa. Dee-Dee? - Please never call me that. 372 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,524 - Okay. 373 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,359 Well, I just hope the kid has her brains, 374 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,861 'cause I'm an idiot. [laughs] 375 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,488 Didn't even get my GED. 376 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,490 Failed right out of juvie-- nile hall. 377 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,075 - What are you talking about? 378 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,618 You can't fail out of juvenile hall, 379 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,870 plus you two went to the same high school together. 380 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,206 - Right, you tried to read that Dr. Seuss poem 381 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,500 at graduation, but your voice kept cracking. 382 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,377 - Well, it was an emotional day. 383 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,254 And if you can read "Horton Hears a Who!" 384 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,381 without shedding a tear, you have a heart of stone. 385 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,757 - You know, they never mentioned 386 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,301 any juvie stint on that podcast you were on. 387 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,096 - Wait, you guys listen to "American Powder Keg"? 388 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,098 - Every episode. 389 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,225 So we know all we need to know about you. 390 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,353 - And none of it is good. - [sighs] 391 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,361 - Glad to get out of there. I'm sure you agree. 392 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,488 - Hey, Reagan. - Hey, Ray. 393 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,907 [indistinct chatter] 394 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,950 - Hey, what's up? 395 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,577 - Hey. - Name's Nelson. 396 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,954 - Ray. Firm handshake. Where you from? 397 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,415 - [speaks native language] Dakota territory. 398 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,125 You might of heard of my peoples-- 399 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,878 Zitkala-Sa, John Trudell. 400 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,254 We invented jump roping. 401 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,589 - Right. 402 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,716 - It's a lot of pressure being so prominent. 403 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,801 I'm guessing that's not something you can relate to. 404 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,261 - Why's that? 405 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,723 - Oh, you know, small tribes sometimes feel inadequate. 406 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,933 - I bet your tribe's real big. 407 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,560 - Sriracha, why don't you put yourself 408 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,853 back in your goddamn bottle? 409 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,439 - Such dirty talk. I try to keep it classy. 410 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,275 I'm always representing for my people. 411 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,110 - Minishonka are small, but we have one 412 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,571 of the most complicated clan systems of any tribe. 413 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,865 - Well, that's cool. We killed Custer. 414 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,410 - Really? No Dakota's ever mentioned that before. 415 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,412 - It does come up a lot. 416 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,415 And for good reason. It's really important. 417 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,417 - Can one of you help start the bonfire? 418 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,044 Wayne can't find the starter log. 419 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,380 - Don't tell them that! - I'll do it. 420 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,882 Minishonka are naturally very good fire starters. 421 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,635 - So are my people, and you know what? 422 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,428 We don't use starter logs. 423 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,847 - Ooh. 424 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,099 - Cool. 425 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,101 - Real cool. - The coolest. 426 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,435 - Ice cold, baby. 427 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,104 - Right, can one of you just do it? 428 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,480 Ugh. 429 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,441 - [laughs] If you had just moved the statue 430 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,984 or, better yet, taken it down, 431 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,529 you'd still have your job and your dignity. 432 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,657 - Sure, but, uh, I mean, it's not really that simple. 433 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,493 - And what was up with bragging about the first white baby? 434 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,620 - Oh, that was a great episode. 435 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,289 The caucasity was astounding. - [laughs] 436 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,668 - So, in that episode, I was actually trying to cut, like... 437 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,211 Yeah, but, I mean, hey. 438 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,463 What can I say? I'm a boob. 439 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,756 - I mean, imagine how we felt 440 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,383 when we found out that our daughter 441 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,260 is having "pop" corn guy's baby. 442 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,803 - [laughs] 443 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,014 Isn't there a German word for secondhand embarrassment? 444 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,390 - Fremdschamen. 445 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,100 - Yes. - Okay. 446 00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:00,020 But since then, Nathan's been trying to make things right. 447 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,314 - How? By hiding from his responsibilities? 448 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,775 [soft dramatic music] 449 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,819 - Okay... 450 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,655 the truth is, Nathan's not a deadbeat, 451 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,324 and he is not the guy the podcast made him out to be. 452 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,827 He's a good guy. 453 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,704 We're not together by my choice, 454 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,498 and I didn't want to hear your opinions on that. 455 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,419 But here we are. So go ahead. 456 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,171 Lay 'em on me. 457 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,090 * * 458 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,426 - Dee-Dee, we support you. 459 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,178 - You do? - Yes. 460 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,388 - You've always done things your own way, 461 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,098 but you've always come out on top. 462 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,894 - Did you just support and compliment me? 463 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,521 [laughs] Nathan, I'm glad you're here to be a witness. 464 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,857 - Stop. We are not that bad. 465 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,026 - Eh... - And even with a baby, 466 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,862 you can still meet someone at your level. 467 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,073 No offense. - Are you sure about that? 468 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,700 - Whether it's alone, or with this lost clown, 469 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,203 how you raise your child is your choice. 470 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,663 - Besides, nowadays everyone is doing their own thing. 471 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,248 I read in "Parade" magazine 472 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,918 that Shonda Rhimes has kids without a husband. 473 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,045 - Right. - And nannies can be men now. 474 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,756 They're call "mannies." That's so clever. 475 00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,341 - Mm. 476 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,886 [hip-hop music] 477 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,389 - Hey! Yous need to back up off my man. 478 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,932 - Or what? 479 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,518 - I haven't thought that part through yet. 480 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,852 - Face it-- you don't have what it takes 481 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,562 to keep a man like Nelson. 482 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,398 - You're not even tradish enough. 483 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,775 We've all seen your uneven beadwork. 484 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,988 [women shriek, crowd gasps] - Oh, girl, no. 485 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,741 * * 486 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,576 [crowd ohs] - Oh, damn. 487 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,620 Reagan's gonna die tonight. 488 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,543 - [laughs] Guys, I'm sorry. 489 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,462 This is totally stupid, right? 490 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,756 [grunts] What should I do? 491 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,174 - Fall on the ground and play dead. 492 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,051 - Ah, no, don't do that. It'll make it so much worse. 493 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,929 - Yeah, you hit the ground, and it's over for you. 494 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,181 - Nelson, we got to go now. 495 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,726 - Just one more minute! - I only need 30 seconds! 496 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,186 - I need ten seconds! 497 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,772 [both shouting] 498 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,235 - [gasps] Oh, no. 499 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:15,030 His phone must've died. His dot just disappeared. 500 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,740 - [sighs] My contact at Rutherford PD 501 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,491 doesn't have any updates. 502 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,702 - Of course you'd be friends with a cop, bootlicker. 503 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,662 - Excuse me? - Let me call my contact. 504 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,913 [device beeps] 505 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,081 - Ow! [cell phone ringing] 506 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,833 - Hey, Terry. - Get away! 507 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,835 - I don't have much time. Reagan's in a rez fight. 508 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,587 - Oh, tell her if she hits the ground, it's over. 509 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,339 Listen, I need your help finding Jimmy. 510 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,757 He was last seen-- 511 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,967 - Found him. Emma just posted on her Finsta. 512 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,596 They're in town holding bags of candy near Big Larry. 513 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,972 Just texted you some screenshots. 514 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,766 Okay, got to go. - Back up! 515 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,101 [woman gasps, crowd oohs] - Oh. 516 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,187 Cover your face. 517 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,690 - Apparently they were actually just trick-or-treating. 518 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,442 - [sighs] 519 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,195 How did we raise such dorks? 520 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,241 - Do you even want kids? You're a waste of a bloodline. 521 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,078 - Kids don't define women. You're being toxic! 522 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,789 [all grunting] - Yeah! 523 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,332 - I did it. I did a fight. 524 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,792 You guys win. 525 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,460 Listen, this is anti-feminist. 526 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,796 Haven't you ever heard of the Bechdel Test? 527 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,589 - Do you always talk like a dictionary? 528 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,800 Fay, take care of her. - What? 529 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,344 - You don't know? She's an amateur MMA fighter. 530 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,471 - Nah, she's ranked. 531 00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,973 - Oh. So that's your deal. 532 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,017 Listen, matriarch to matriarch-- 533 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:26,935 Oh! 534 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,770 [yelps, grunts] [crowd ohs] 535 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:30,480 Oh, God. I'm okay. 536 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:31,898 [laughter] [groans] 537 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,818 [quirky music] 538 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:39,489 * * 539 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,782 - [sighs] 540 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,159 - This is actually kind of cute. 541 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,411 Oh. 542 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,456 [cans rattling] 543 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,333 - Oh, this isn't good. 544 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,669 [cans hissing] 545 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,170 - Emma Day! 546 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,297 I can see you being a criminal! 547 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,049 - Did you guys follow us? - Yes. 548 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,677 Our suspicions were confirmed because we caught you... 549 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,680 * * 550 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,098 - I'm actually not mad at this. 551 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,017 - If you're gonna break the law, 552 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,518 it's something I can get behind. 553 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:13,440 - [scoffs] Two hours with this pint-sized Al Capone, 554 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:17,360 and already my sweet baby angel is Antifa. 555 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,154 I should call the cops on both of yous. 556 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,115 Let the law straighten yous out. 557 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410 - Feather, I think we can both agree 558 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,245 that the kids need to be punished. 559 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,372 - Mm-hmm. - But we also know 560 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,208 that this is gonna reflect worse on us than them. 561 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,085 Not great for either campaign. 562 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,795 Probably worse for yours, though. 563 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,839 * * 564 00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,050 - Maybe we leave and... 565 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,178 agree that this night never happened. 566 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,389 - If you think that's best. 567 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,100 - Let's go, Emma. 568 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,018 Ah-ah-ah! 569 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,603 Get away from each other. 570 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,605 You're still in trouble. 571 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,691 [muttering angrily] 572 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,401 - Reagan, what happened? 573 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,070 - I spent all night fending off condiments. 574 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,698 Sorry I'm not some tradish sex kitten, karate master. 575 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,493 - I spent all night keeping your ex from stealing you back. 576 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,203 - Ray? He's married. 577 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,871 - That obviously doesn't matter around here. 578 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,998 - [groans] - [sighs] 579 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,210 So you don't want Ray back? - No. 580 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,046 And the only condiment you want is ketchup? 581 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,758 - Next year, we're staying home and passing out candy. 582 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,093 - Next year. 583 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,053 - Come here. Come here. 584 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,429 - Ow. Oh, God. 585 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:27,972 I would kiss you, but I think I broke a rib. 586 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,683 - Okay, we're going to the emergency room. 587 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,975 Come on. 588 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,978 [mellow music] 589 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,815 * * 590 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,818 - What a night. I feel so relieved. 591 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,028 - I'm really glad it worked out for you. 592 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,114 - Nathan, you have no idea what we just did. 593 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,741 I have been dreading talking to them about this, 594 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,618 but you being there really helped. 595 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,328 We nailed it. 596 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,122 - I think your parents would say you nailed it, right? 597 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,290 I mean, you're Shonda. I'm the clown. 598 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,001 - Well, some people love clowns. 599 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,169 - No, they're universally reviled. 600 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,963 In movies, they're always the killer. 601 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:00,922 Kids have nightmares about them. 602 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,465 - Well... 603 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,843 once they see the crib you built, 604 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,553 they'll think you're as great as I do. 605 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,971 - Oh, I--we shouldn't. 606 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,556 - Oh, it's okay. My parents just started 607 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,516 an episode of "Adirondack," season three. 608 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,477 - It's not that. It's... 609 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,813 You like me sometimes, 610 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,649 and I like you all the time. 611 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:21,693 I want to be with you, 612 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,904 but we're starting to sound like an Adele song. 613 00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,990 Just--maybe your parents are right. 614 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:30,285 We're just not good together. 615 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,536 Good night. 616 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,330 * * 617 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,459 Oh, and please don't put the charcuterie board 618 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,960 in the dishwasher. 619 00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:40,420 It's Brazilian walnut, 620 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,757 and I can't take any more heartache tonight. 621 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,718 [melancholy music] 622 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:53,391 * *