1 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,762 [ominous music] 2 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:17,350 * * 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:20,186 [yelling, thudding] 4 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,355 [dramatic music] 5 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,565 - I won't let you do this. 6 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,859 This is Chief Nightpipe's land. 7 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,903 - Last I checked, his name wasn't on the deed, Remington. 8 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,114 - You white men think a piece of paper means 9 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,074 you can own Mother Earth. 10 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,492 - That's right. To you, 11 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,620 the forest on his land are just a bunch of trees, 12 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:41,291 but to his people, those are his grandfathers 13 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,084 and grandmothers. 14 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,669 They lead him along the Red Road, 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,130 and they're not for sale, Holt. 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,591 God damn it, they're not for sale. 17 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,968 - I guess Nightpipe Junior didn't get the memo. 18 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,678 We just agreed to terms. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,139 He's rich, and the land is mine. 20 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,099 - What have you done, my son? 21 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,642 The ancestors are crying. 22 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,437 - I had no other choice. - You monster. 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,357 After all we've done to erase these people. 24 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,775 Can't you see? 25 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,277 They're noble keepers of the land. 26 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,446 - If you have anything more to say, 27 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,865 I suggest you lawyer up. 28 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,825 - He already has. 29 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:18,828 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:22,832 * * 31 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:23,917 [eagle cries] 32 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,669 - Ugh. 33 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,462 This is so offensive and dumb. 34 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,547 Like, I will truly never understand 35 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,007 why people love this show, 36 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,467 why Indians love this show! 37 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,177 Wait, why are we watching this show? 38 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,553 - The producers of "Adirondack," 39 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,515 a show with a 90% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, 40 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,767 have contacted the Minishonka Nation, 41 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,311 asking for our guidance on one of their episodes. 42 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,979 First, we offer them script notes. 43 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,232 Then we say, "Why don't you shoot the next season 44 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,151 on our rez, spend some of that sweet location budget here?" 45 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,194 And then, before you know it, 46 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,612 everyone wants to film here, 47 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,823 and the all-Native "Pitch Perfect 7" 48 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,825 gets shot in this casino. 49 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,369 - Weird dream, but this affects me how? 50 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,620 - Pack your bags. 51 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,330 You and I will travel to New York City 52 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,666 to work on season three of "Adirondack." 53 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,835 We're gonna be cultural consultants. 54 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,169 - [groans loudly] 55 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:11,339 Well, now my ancestors are crying. 56 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,300 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:21,474 * * 58 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,039 - So Deirdre is due in six months. 59 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,707 I really want to be prepared, 60 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,709 so I've already read "Happiest Baby on the Block" 61 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,794 and "What to Expect When You're Expecting." 62 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,963 - Isn't that last one for pregnant mothers? 63 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,758 - Yes, and, Reegs, the female body, oh, my God. 64 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,344 What you guys go through is heroic. 65 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,511 - Oh. - A little gross, 66 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,013 but mainly heroic. 67 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,723 - Maybe let Deirdre do the "birds and the bees" talk 68 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,100 when the kid gets older? - No way. 69 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,810 They're gonna learn about sex the same way I did: 70 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,355 watching Cinemax with the sound off after Mom goes to bed. 71 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,024 - Nice. Thanks, Jeff. 72 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,734 - Speaking of prestige cable, how are you feeling 73 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,444 about your "Adirondack" set visit? 74 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,112 - Uh, not great. 75 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,864 You know, none of their Native stuff is accurate. 76 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:21,659 Rob Schneider is not Cayuga. - Yeah. 77 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,162 - And I did want to let you know that I am potentially, 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,581 possibly, almost definitely 79 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:29,084 gonna be seeing Josh while I'm in New York, 80 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:32,003 so sorry, actually sorry? - You know what? It's fine. 81 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,255 Him ruining my life with that little podcast 82 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,840 was actually good for me. 83 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,259 And there's no way to say that without sounding sarcastic... 84 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,095 - Yeah. - But it's true. 85 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,805 By the way, I thought things were going great with Nelson. 86 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:42,972 - Oh, yeah. Josh and I are 87 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,392 strictly buds, like, totally over it. 88 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,143 And things are going great with Nelson. 89 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,978 In fact, he texted me the cutest thing today. 90 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,021 Check it out. 91 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,023 - "You left your jacket at work." 92 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,734 - I mean, you have to imagine it in his voice. 93 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,611 - Yeah, yeah. Jeff! 94 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,279 You got new coffee sleeves. 95 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,241 - Yeah, this is huge for me. 96 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,535 - What does it say? 97 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,121 - Feather Day is pulling out all the stops, 98 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,958 I mean, this morning, I found one of her fliers in my bagel. 99 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,418 See? 100 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,961 - Oh, wow. 101 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,630 I mean, she just has so much money. 102 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,092 How are Bobbie and I supposed to compete with all this? 103 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,510 - Ugh. Wish I could help, 104 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,054 but I'll be on a set in New York, 105 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,473 explaining that a Native man in 2022 106 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:28,810 would not wear a loincloth to his office job. 107 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,687 - Hey, wait a minute. That's it. 108 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,939 That's how I can raise some funds for the campaign. 109 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,442 I'll go to New York, too, hit up Rutherford, Inc. 110 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,860 They'll want to support Bobbie if it means 111 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,403 protecting their namesake, right? 112 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,654 - Yeah. [trash can beeps] 113 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:40,947 - Vote for Feather Day, 114 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,991 and let's trash wasteful spending. 115 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:45,368 - Of course Feather Day is gonna resort 116 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,078 to cheap garbage puns. 117 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,330 Me? I refuse. 118 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:52,584 - Oh! [both laugh] 119 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,545 [hip-hop music] 120 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:59,758 * * 121 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,509 - How are you so excited to be here? 122 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,053 This is the place where Adam Beach dies 123 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,637 in the first 10 minutes of every movie. 124 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,514 - Yes, Native representation 125 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,016 is, for the most part, a hate crime. 126 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,018 But this show is asking for our guidance. 127 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,728 Wouldn't you rather help them get it right 128 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,730 than simply complain from the sidelines? 129 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,524 - They just want us to rubber-stamp their show 130 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,485 so they can keep boomers glued to their 131 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,445 motion-smoothed TV sets, no offense. 132 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,406 - First of all, I'm Gen X, so watch it. 133 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,700 And when I was a kid, all I had were 134 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,577 Indians being played by Italians, 135 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,038 getting shot off their horses by white cowboys. 136 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,540 If I'd seen our people portrayed with dignity, 137 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,541 perhaps I would have nailed 138 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,168 my "Last of the Mohicans" audition. 139 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,295 - Wait, you auditioned for "Last of the Mohicans"? 140 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,797 What part? - One of the Mohicans. 141 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,090 - Eh. - Point is, 142 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,591 if we want to be accurately portrayed, 143 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,009 we have to go in there and fight for it. 144 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,344 - Okay, fine, but-- 145 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:45,553 - Oh, my God, 146 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,596 it's Christopher Meloni's parking spot. 147 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,556 - [gasps] And there's Mariska's! 148 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,891 Their cars are friends too! 149 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,726 Okay, this part is legit cool. 150 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,482 - Behold 50 stories of global commerce. 151 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,360 Bobbie, I present to you Rutherford, Inc. 152 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,488 - I can't wait to get back at them for what they did to you. 153 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,490 It'll be just like this super old show 154 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,575 my babysitter used to watch, "Scandal." 155 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,204 Espionage, blackmail, seduction. 156 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,372 Murder? 157 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,581 - Okay, uh, 158 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,791 we're just gonna go in there 159 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,584 and try to get you a campaign contribution. 160 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,420 They've got a huge lobbying operation. 161 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,879 Should be a drop in the bucket for them. 162 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,089 - [scoffs] Fine. 163 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,799 But if you need me to seduce anyone, 164 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,259 I would love the practice. 165 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,094 - I don't think that's gonna be necessary. 166 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,013 All we got to do is find our old friend Kaitlyn. 167 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,764 She'll hook us up. - And if she doesn't, 168 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,474 we threaten to tell her husband 169 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,892 that she's been having an affair 170 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,936 with the president of the United States. 171 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,688 - Absolutely not. - [scoffs] 172 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,481 [light music] 173 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,275 [indistinct chatter] 174 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,777 - Okay, I see Navajo rugs from the Southwest, 175 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,071 a canoe paddle from the North Pacific Coast, 176 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:49,075 and this is just from Michael's...on sale. 177 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,244 - And what could be more Indigenous than Michael's? 178 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,704 - [scoffs] - Right this way. 179 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,788 - I mean, it's an investment property, 180 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,623 but the cash flow is, like, insane. 181 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,001 Oh! Terry Thomas! 182 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,003 Kwe, kwe! 183 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,588 I'm Cox Whitley. I'm the showrunner 184 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:02,797 of this little circus. 185 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,716 Thank you so much for being here. 186 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,718 We're happy to welcome you into the 'Rondacks fam. 187 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,137 - Yes, uh. Gwe, Cox. 188 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,305 This is my co-consultant, 189 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,223 who runs a very cinematic cultural center 190 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,142 on Minishonka land that'll soon be available 191 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,354 to lease as a set, base camp, extras holding, whatever. 192 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,606 - Ah, yes. "Raygan" Wells, 193 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,274 the Gipper. - Oh. 194 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,235 - You know, my dad was actually Reagan's ambassador to Austria. 195 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,987 - Huh. So cool. It's "Reegan," actually. 196 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:29,616 Um, I have a lot of thoughts, if we could just jump right in, 197 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:32,494 specifically about the Minishonka ceremony. 198 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,995 - Oh, time out, I'm actually not 199 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,372 the one who handles script notes. 200 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,792 Let me send over my partner-in-crime/co-EP, cool? 201 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,669 I'm going to do a rat check. You stay here. 202 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,128 We'll talk soon. 203 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,046 [jaunty music] 204 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,589 - Mm. 205 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,341 - Hey guys, Rye Whitman. 206 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,676 It's a pleasure. 207 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,553 - Oh, hi... 208 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,599 - Hi. - Um, okay... 209 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,017 Okay. 210 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,853 Uh, yeah, hi, I have some concerns 211 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,314 about the Minishonka ceremony. 212 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,857 Actually, concern doesn't 213 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,860 quite encapsulate my feelings about this. 214 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,946 It's more like, ripshit. 215 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,115 - Rye, we take accurately depicting 216 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,825 Native peoples on screen very seriously. 217 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,327 We're excited to work with you, but, for many reasons, 218 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,747 it is unacceptable to portray a ceremony in this way. 219 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,624 I'm certain you'll make the right changes. 220 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,919 - Let me just say, we knew the scene might be contentious. 221 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,046 Yeah? That's why you're both here. 222 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,008 We are gonna make all necessary adjustments. 223 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,302 We're one big family here, so we want to get it right. 224 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,972 * * 225 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,557 - [sighs] 226 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,684 * * 227 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,727 - Hey, Melanie. 228 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,729 - Nathan, hi. 229 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,564 - Is Kaitlyn gonna be back soon, or... 230 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,483 - Oh. Kaitlyn is no longer with us. 231 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,444 - Oh, no. 232 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,611 Did she OD? 233 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,447 She popped Adderall like Tic-Tacs. 234 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,740 You can't do that. 235 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,451 - No, she did not die. She got fired. 236 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,411 - Oh. Why? - I didn't have 237 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,787 anything to do with it. 238 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,330 - Well, the way you just said that, 239 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,458 it sounds like you definitely had something to do with it. 240 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,542 - Hmm. - Hmm. 241 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,960 - Hmm. 242 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,588 - Well, we're here because I'm running for mayor 243 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:07,797 of Rutherford Falls. 244 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,966 I know with my leadership, our town, 245 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,926 the town where this great company was founded, 246 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,346 can be a shining example of achievement. 247 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,555 - Exactly, Bobbie, 248 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,515 and with the support of Rutherford, Inc.-- 249 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,767 - I'm gonna stop you right there. 250 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,935 The company has begun divesting itself 251 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,271 from any connection to Rutherford Falls whatsoever, 252 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,106 so we will not be getting involved. 253 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,360 - That doesn't--what? That doesn't make any sense. 254 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,362 It's the town where this whole thing started. 255 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,113 I mean, you share a name, for God's sake. 256 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,948 - Oh, we will not be sharing a name for long. 257 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,451 Research has shown that "Rutherford, Inc." 258 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,246 presents itself as antiquated, provincial, and mad sus. 259 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,707 We did some testing at some local middle schools. 260 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,211 In any event, we paid $13 million 261 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,338 to a consulting company for rebranding, 262 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,173 and this is the result. 263 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,176 - Zowvis? 264 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,260 - Zivis? 265 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,262 - Zevere? Zivew... 266 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,723 Zoi-yoi. - What? 267 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,642 - Zoo-viz? Veez? 268 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,894 - That's a weird name. - It's "Zoovis." 269 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,646 - Mm, I don't think so. 270 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,314 - Zoovee? French. 271 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,982 - The umlaut makes it an "ow" so, 272 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,359 it's like--if anything, it's "Zowvis." 273 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,486 - No, "Zoovis." - Eh, it's "Zowvis." 274 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,154 - It's "Zoovis." - What's it mean? 275 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,823 - Nothing. It's nonsense, 276 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,491 but it feels like it means something, 277 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,076 and that's what's important. 278 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,037 - Wow. Centuries of history just, like--pfft! 279 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,789 You know? - Sure. 280 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,207 - I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool. 281 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,418 Y-you're moving on, and that--that's great. 282 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,669 I'm happy for you. 283 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,129 I'm--I moved on too. 284 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,880 It's cool. - You already said cool. 285 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,674 - Well, that's how cool it is. [clears throat] 286 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:36,177 - Look, this company owes its existence to Rutherford Falls. 287 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,346 - That's it. That's the point, right? 288 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,431 That's the whole point. 289 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,517 Our humble little burg is the origin 290 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,021 of this grand, amazing global corporation. 291 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,691 And it would mean so much to me, to us, 292 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,151 and to everyone in that town 293 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,069 if you could support this campaign. 294 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,405 [sentimental music] 295 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,533 - Is any of this moving the needle for you? 296 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,076 - Hm. 297 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,411 No. 298 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,377 [dramatic music] 299 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,588 - You seem out of place, Agent Phillips. 300 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,965 Perhaps it's because this porterhouse costs more 301 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,300 than your home. 302 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,219 - The next home you'll be residing in, Holt, 303 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,971 is Attica. 304 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,264 Take him away, boys. 305 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,850 - I'll be out by breakfast, you son of a-- 306 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,226 - And... 307 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187 Cut! Flying in with notes! 308 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,314 Mark, that's it. Andy, wrong. 309 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,690 - It's fascinating to see the process. 310 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,150 - This is so dumb. 311 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,319 Also, not a Minishonka thing, but Holt knows 312 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,446 that the FBI dude is sleeping with his wife. 313 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,989 Like, how are they not addressing that? 314 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,532 It's sloppy storytelling. 315 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,743 - Well, if we're lucky, you'll be sharing Easter eggs 316 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,620 like that one at your cultural center as part 317 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,331 of a stop on the "Adirondack" super-fan bus tour. 318 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,084 - [grunts] [phone chimes, buzzes] 319 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,927 Hey, uh, you seem to got this covered. 320 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,637 Mind if I leave a little early? 321 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:01,888 - This is handled. [phone chimes, buzzes] 322 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,473 - Thanks. 323 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,192 - Your pages. - Oh, great. 324 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,694 Amber, could you have the second AD 325 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,404 get me a new set of cans? 326 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,827 [dramatic music] 327 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:27,789 * * 328 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,416 Excuse me, Rye? - Nope. 329 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,418 Popular mistake. We actually haven't met. 330 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,503 Alden Whitmer, producing co-EP. 331 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,505 What can I do for ya, bud? - Alden. 332 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923 We've expressed issues with the script 333 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,133 that were not addressed. 334 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,301 - Okay, lay it on me, fam. 335 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,636 Well, there's still a ceremony scene, 336 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,762 and there shouldn't be. 337 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,180 - Right, I totally hear 338 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,557 what you're saying on that. 339 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,809 That's why we changed it to a sacred smoke ritual. 340 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,186 Yeah, it makes it less specific to the Minishonka. 341 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,565 - Right, but you didn't change any of the elements. 342 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,026 And now you've also invented a fake Indigenous custom. 343 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,277 - Ooh, custom! 344 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,903 Is that the fix, calling it a custom? 345 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,947 These are great pitches, T. 346 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,824 - I want you to cut it entirely. 347 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,909 - Hmm. Okay, so the thing is, 348 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,578 that this ceremony, custom, 349 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,205 whatever you want to call it-- it makes our lead, Remington, 350 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,582 realize what's missing in his life. 351 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,834 It's like, a major shift in his POV. 352 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,169 Yeah? 353 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,503 And it's gonna help later in the season, 354 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,297 justify the fact that Chief Nightpipe adopts him 355 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,965 and makes him a part of the tribe. 356 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,592 - What? - Hey, man. 357 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,594 This thing shoots tomorrow. It's TV. 358 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,095 Sometimes you got to fudge things to make it work. 359 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,263 I'm sure you get that, okay? 360 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,389 But it sounds like after these tweaks, 361 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,850 we got a green light, right, Ter? 362 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,477 - And that is a wrap, everybody! 363 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,812 Call time tomorrow at 7:00. 7:00. 364 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,522 * * 365 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,361 - Hey. Great to see you. 366 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,113 - So good to see you! Oh, yeah. 367 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,657 Let's do 'em all. Shake. 368 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,826 A hug. 369 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,078 Fist bump. 370 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,621 - Ah, ending it on a very weird note. 371 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,122 - Oh, God. 372 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,665 It's so great to see the actual you, 373 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,167 not pixels. 374 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,419 - Yeah, I know. You're, like, really here. 375 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,255 You look great. - Oh, you look great. 376 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,633 I mean, I'm annoyed at how good you look. 377 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,176 What's the plan? 378 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,178 - I thought that I would show you around my neighborhood. 379 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,138 - Okay, I'm all yours. 380 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,807 I mean, I'm not all yours. 381 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,934 Like, today I'm yours. 382 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,477 You can't do whatever you want with me, 383 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,646 but you know what I mean. - I'm familiar with the phrase. 384 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,356 * * 385 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,566 - I mean, I couldn't believe it. 386 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:22,195 The "just for old times' sake" argument didn't work at all. 387 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,822 - It's almost like we can't trust 388 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,157 massive corporations to do the right thing. 389 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,575 - I wish Kaitlyn was still there. 390 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,119 She would have rolled her eyes and said, 391 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,246 "Ugh, what do you want now, Nathan?" 392 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,581 But then, after I bugged her long enough, 393 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,167 she would have done what we wanted just to make me go away. 394 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,711 I really miss her. 395 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,005 - Well, the only thing you can count on white people to do 396 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,340 is act in their own self-interest. 397 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,842 - I'm pretty sure Melanie's South Asian. 398 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,053 - Yeah, we're gonna let Terry go on that one. 399 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,639 - What would they do on "Scandal"? 400 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,601 Are either of you willing to poison a federal judge? 401 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,020 - No. 402 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,354 But you may be on to something. 403 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,523 When your enemy underestimates you, 404 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,442 when they treat you like you're invisible, 405 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,861 you're no longer obligated to play by their rules. 406 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,363 Your only option is to announce your presence 407 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,324 with such force that it leaves a mark, 408 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,077 a mark so deep, it scars. 409 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,079 - Even if it means playing dirty? 410 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,247 - Exactly. 411 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,623 I need to get some sleep. 412 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,625 I got a big day on set tomorrow. 413 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,461 - And I gotta change our train tickets. 414 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,712 We're staying another day. 415 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,547 - And I'll go downtown and hit up Uniqlo. 416 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,883 - Okay. But then, after that, 417 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,177 we have an old friend to visit. 418 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,434 - It's a ton of steps because I'm not married 419 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,727 and I don't have kids, 420 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,271 but I'm on my way to getting my own land... 421 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:42,650 eventually, maybe when I'm, like, 50. 422 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,904 - I, obviously, don't get all the land rules, 423 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,367 um, but doesn't that sound a tiny bit messed up? 424 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,952 - Yeah, mm-hmm. Big time, mm-hmm. 425 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:57,332 I mean, if I say that at home, I'm pushing against tradition, 426 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,835 uh, but to be clear, it really sucks. 427 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,465 Hey, thanks for letting me vent, 428 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,675 and for listening. 429 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,010 - Listening's part of my job. 430 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,845 So... 431 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,932 I have something that I really want you to see. 432 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,893 [upbeat music] 433 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:21,147 * * 434 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,191 - A Natalie Ball exhibit! 435 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,360 Josh, are you freaking kidding me? 436 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,696 Oh, free wine? [chuckles] 437 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,240 - Natalie, I would like you to meet 438 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,616 Reagan Wells, the director 439 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,284 of the Minishonka Cultural Center. 440 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,703 I met Natalie when I was up in Portland, 441 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,454 doing a story on sustainable squid farming. 442 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,249 - It's so nice to meet you. I am a huge fan. 443 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,542 - Thank you. 444 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,584 Are you in the city to see my show? 445 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,585 - I wish. 446 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,295 No, I'm actually just playing hooky 447 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,881 from being a consultant on "Adirondack." 448 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,050 - Oh, my God, my mom loves that show. 449 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,136 - So does my dad. Why? 450 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,387 - Can I show you around? 451 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,181 - Yeah. - Okay. 452 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,808 * * 453 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,851 [doorbell rings] 454 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,729 * * 455 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,231 - Ugh. What do you want now, Nathan? 456 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,399 - Did I call it, or what? 457 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817 I mean, word for word. 458 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,653 Look, Kaitlyn, I know that we've had 459 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,573 our differences in the past, but I think there's a way that 460 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,701 we might actually be able to help each other right now. 461 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,494 - Okay. 462 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,080 - So, Kaitlyn, what have you been up to, 463 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,417 besides vaping and not throwing away your garbage? 464 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,169 - So much. Getting into crypto. 465 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,712 - Oh, Kaitlyn, sweetie, no. 466 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,255 - It's great. - So listen, 467 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,090 we need dirt on Rutherford, Inc. 468 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,759 You were in the inner circle. You got to know 469 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,386 some juicy stuff that could really burn them, right? 470 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,846 - Sure. Lots of stuff, 471 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,640 but they made me sign an NDA, and it's pretty airtight. 472 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,601 It's the same one that Jeremy Piven makes 473 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,102 his hairdressers sign. 474 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,103 Bald. 475 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,438 - [scoffs] 476 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,982 They never had Nathan sign an NDA. Rude. 477 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,776 - Well, they were probably just relying 478 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,611 on my blind allegiance to the Rutherford name. 479 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,029 - Or because they never looped you in 480 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,031 on anything that mattered. - Eh, nah, it was... 481 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,115 definitely the name thing. 482 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,575 But you know, that little oversight 483 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,578 on their part could actually work to our advantage. 484 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,830 [soft music] 485 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,624 - This has been such a great day. 486 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,917 I forgot what it's like 487 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,294 to be in a place where no one knows me. 488 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,629 - Well, I'd like to think that there's 489 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,548 someone here who knows you. [chuckles] 490 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,926 Talking on the phone is nice, 491 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,429 but it's just not the same as actually hanging out. 492 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,183 I really missed you. 493 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,851 - I have too. 494 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,062 - But I've like... 495 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,146 I missed you. 496 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,690 - Oh. 497 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,610 Like, "Missed" me like, a capital "M," Miss. 498 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,987 - These last few months, 499 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,406 I was an idiot. 500 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,491 It wasn't worth throwing this away 501 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,160 for some moderately successful podcast. 502 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:42,831 * * 503 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,083 - So if it were a major success, 504 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,376 it would have been worth it? 505 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,169 - No, I didn't-- I didn't mean it that way. 506 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,629 - But maybe you did? 507 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,381 Because that's what happened. 508 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,175 I mean, I know we moved on, but... 509 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,760 that really sucked. 510 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,054 - I-I get it. - I don't know. 511 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,599 Like, would you even tell me if I left my jacket at work? 512 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,851 - Why--why would I do that? 513 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,186 - That's a weirdly specific example. 514 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,981 What I mean is, 515 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:11,067 you made a choice, and... 516 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,194 - Right. 517 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,487 - This is stupid. 518 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,530 We live in two different places. 519 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,698 We have totally different lives. 520 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,325 Like, maybe if I lived here, or you... 521 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,536 - But, we don't. 522 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:25,081 - Which is why I think I should go home. 523 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,417 It's a better fit. 524 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,966 [jaunty music] 525 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,801 - Ugh. What do you want now, Nathan? 526 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,094 - Don't try to butter me up. 527 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,554 It's not as fun when you say it. 528 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,930 We're here because Bobbie 529 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,349 is gonna be an incredible mayor. 530 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,768 But in order to get elected, we need a lot of money, 531 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,977 which you're gonna give us, 532 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,604 or else some pretty nasty things 533 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,272 are gonna come out about Rutherford, Inc. 534 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,732 - Isn't that right, Kaitlyn? 535 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,609 - [coughs] Yep. 536 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,319 - Girl, you could have at least showered. 537 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,071 - Kaitlyn, you signed an NDA. 538 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,156 Are you trying to make your life even sadder? 539 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,325 Because I don't think that's possible. 540 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,120 - Kaitlyn did sign an NDA, but Nathan here didn't. 541 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:06,623 - And back when Kaitlyn had your job, 542 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,500 we talked all the time. 543 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,001 - Oh, yeah, check the call logs. 544 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,711 I honestly can't remember what we discussed, 545 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,046 but it could have been anything. 546 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:16,216 And Melanie, I know that you know what I know. 547 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,219 - These loose lips could sink a lot of ships. 548 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,846 - Fine. I'll call someone in lobbying. 549 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,264 - I think you're gonna do better than that. 550 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,892 I think you're gonna use all of your power, 551 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,853 all of your sketchy discretionary spending, 552 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,189 all of your weird creative accounting, 553 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,149 which we all know is money laundering, 554 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,860 to fund and support my candidate. 555 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,862 - We're not leaving until you cough it up, 556 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,406 as painful as it would be to stay, 557 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,949 because your décor sucks. 558 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,576 - Sick burn. - And you can write me a check 559 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,538 for the same amount, but I'd like mine payable in MGKoin. 560 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,498 It's Machine Gun Kelly's cryptocurrency. 561 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,500 - What? - Oh, Kaitlyn. 562 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,128 No. 563 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,089 [soft music] 564 00:20:56,131 --> 00:21:02,387 * * 565 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,722 - God, Terry. 566 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,390 What the hell? I leave you in charge, 567 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,226 and suddenly we're in a John Wayne mushroom trip? 568 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,561 - Isn't it horrific? 569 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,687 You were right, Reagan. 570 00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,063 They were never gonna listen to us, 571 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,440 so my only choice was to make the show 572 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,400 so glaringly offensive, 573 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,153 no one would be able to ignore how stupid it is. 574 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,279 - That's... 575 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,947 kinda brilliant. 576 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,699 - Amber, I think those dream catchers 577 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,284 should have a lot more jewels on them. 578 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,036 I want to be blinded by turquoise. 579 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,746 And, the extras saging the tepees... 580 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,205 I need louder whooping. 581 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:30,248 Really whoop it up! 582 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,292 Remember, you were born of the wolf. 583 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,502 - The Gipper returns. - Hey, Rye. 584 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,171 - It's Cox. - Don't care. 585 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,922 What about your plan to bring the production 586 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,841 to Rutherford Falls? 587 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,760 - Some things are more important than money. 588 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,304 Not many things, almost nothing. 589 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:45,638 Some things. 590 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,931 - I'm impressed. 591 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,934 Do you really think it's gonna work? 592 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,728 - Controversial photos from the set 593 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,772 of the hit TV show "Adirondack" 594 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,273 were posted early this morning 595 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,817 by NPR correspondent Josh Carter, 596 00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,944 who was alerted by unnamed sources 597 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,404 close to the production. 598 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032 The popular series is now drawing ire 599 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,493 from Indigenous communities across the nation. 600 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,495 - There's no excuse, this day and age, 601 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,789 for showing an absurdly offensive version 602 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,123 of a Native American ceremony 603 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,876 where a sexy Pocahontas yells "woo-woo" 604 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,461 on the back of a stuffed buffalo, 605 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,712 while smoking a sage bundle. 606 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,214 It's unacceptable. 607 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,341 - Get 'em, Sharice... [door opens] 608 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:24,135 - Here's your jacket. 609 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,054 I got it cleaned and pressed. 610 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,932 There was a Easter egg Reese's in the pocket, 611 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,267 and it's September, so... 612 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,103 - Do you want to stay over at my place tonight? 613 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,147 - Because I cleaned your jacket? 614 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,982 - No, but kinda. 615 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,984 I'm just really happy to see you. 616 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:43,780 - Well, I'm happy to see you too. 617 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,949 Oh, we can watch that documentary 618 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,159 about the carbon offset slave traders of Ecuador. 619 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,079 - Yeah, I'm gonna feel weird making out during that. 620 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:53,498 - Well, I, um-- I'm free now. 621 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,083 [Black Belt Eagle Scout's "My Heart Dreams" plays] 622 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:58,753 - * Wasting this life * 623 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:03,842 * I only want me and you * 624 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,262 * I look at this life * 625 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:11,850 * I only want me and you * 626 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:15,770 * My heart dreams * 627 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:20,150 * My heart dreams * 628 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:24,612 * My heart dreams * 629 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:30,535 * My heart dreams * 630 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:37,751 * *