1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,552 - Well, ma'am, I really hope we can count on your vote 2 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:12,262 for Bobbie Yang. 3 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,514 No, no relation to Andrew Yang. 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,267 In fact, Bobbie's official statement on Andrew Yang is, 5 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,685 "I don't know her." 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,229 [chuckles softly] Yes, like Mariah Carey. 7 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,314 Uh-huh, and if you like Mariah Carey, 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,108 you're gonna love Bobbie Yang. 9 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:28,069 So can we count on your vote? Great. 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,197 Hey, bud, when you said we'd be phone banking today, 11 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,407 was that-- - I know, I know. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,200 But I am working on Bobbie's campaign. 13 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,410 I'm about to head up to Albany 14 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,537 to try to get Deirdre's endorsement. 15 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,913 And I actually-- I really need your help. 16 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:40,832 - Okay. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,335 - Is this sweater too sexy? 18 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,128 - For what? I mean, never mind. 19 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,213 It's not too sexy for anything. - Good. 20 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,590 Because when I see Deirdre, 21 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:51,009 I don't wanna lead with romantic energy, 22 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,510 but I want it in the mix. 23 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,636 - Absolutely. - You know? 24 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,138 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 25 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:58,433 Well, it's giving, "I'm in my prime. 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,561 I'm out on the town, but I'm not trying too hard." 27 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,437 - Right? 28 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,230 What about a vest? - What? 29 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,274 - Yeah, maybe a vest is the way to go, 30 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,152 'cause it kind of implies there's a torso. 31 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,278 - Bud. 32 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,696 - I'm overthinking this. - Yeah. 33 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,572 You look great! 34 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,115 - Thank you. Okay. 35 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,700 - It's not too sexy. 36 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,285 I need to make some more calls-- 37 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,953 - You lied to me! - What? 38 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,789 - This is too sexy. - [sighs] 39 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,124 Please don't put on a vest! - You've lost all credibility! 40 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,127 [upbeat music] 41 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:33,301 * * 42 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,326 - Oh, hello, beautiful. Look at you. 43 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,121 [soft upbeat music] 44 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:02,706 * * 45 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,582 - What are you doing? With bare hands? 46 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,501 You're touching those with bare hands? 47 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,169 Stop, stop, stop. Stop. 48 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,879 - They've been kept away for far too long. 49 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,007 Each of these items have an energy. 50 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,343 They want to breathe. They want to be held. 51 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,680 This doll wants us to visit with them. 52 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,849 - Okay, well, visit in a pair of these, please. 53 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,269 The longer you handle them, the faster they degrade. 54 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,188 - Would you wanna be touched with hands covered in gloves? 55 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,898 - You don't know what I'm into, man. 56 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,692 Just put 'em on. - Fine. 57 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,694 You know, traditionally speaking, 58 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,280 most of these items are supposed to disintegrate 59 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,865 back into Mother Earth by now. - Okay. 60 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:39,367 Would love to listen to the rest of this tradish TED Talk, 61 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,202 but I actually have to go. 62 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,538 I'm applying for a land assignment. 63 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,999 - Land? You don't have kids. 64 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,626 - Yeah, I know that special treatment is given to families, 65 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:52,464 but I don't know, this museum is kinda my baby. 66 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,799 - Yeah, I think that would be fraud to claim that. 67 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,552 - [sighs] How are you native? 68 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,012 You have no sense of humor. 69 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,639 - All I'm saying is that tribal bureaucracy 70 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,516 isn't really for the weak. 71 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,353 - Yeah, I know it's rough. I get it. I'll be fine. 72 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,729 In college, they called me 73 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,106 the nerd queen of paperwork, so... 74 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,067 I'm just realizing now that they were being mean, 75 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,195 um, but whatever, it's still true. 76 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,697 * * 77 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,450 - It's okay. She's decolonizing. 78 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,118 It's all a part of the process. 79 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,413 * * 80 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,707 [knock on door] 81 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,751 - Nathan Rutherford's here. 82 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,379 Do you plan to inform him that you're... 83 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,630 [whispers] with child? 84 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,091 - Charlie. I plan to. Obviously, I'm going to. 85 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,967 Just let him in. 86 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,471 - Thank you, Charlie. 87 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:45,058 [chuckles] Well, well, well. 88 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,477 Uh, nice office. 89 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,479 - Nathan, hi. 90 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,773 We have a lot to talk about. - Well, good. 91 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,234 Let me just lay my cards right on the table. 92 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,069 Bobbie Yang, my former assistant, 93 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,279 current fashion icon, is running for mayor 94 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,657 and I am their campaign manager. 95 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,617 - Weren't you planning to run? 96 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,910 - I considered it, yeah, 97 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,621 but just trying to support others more, 98 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,248 focus less on myself. 99 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,458 - So you're selfless and employed now. 100 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,793 Good to know. 101 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,087 - Well, this trip's not entirely selfless. 102 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,464 I am seeking your endorsement for the campaign. 103 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,341 Your word still carries a lot of weight. 104 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:19,884 - Let me-- let me think on that. 105 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,053 Bobbie's lovely, but with my new job, 106 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,471 I have a lot of eyes on me. - Yeah. 107 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,432 Of course. Sure. 108 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,516 The new job! 109 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,727 [chuckles] Look at this place. 110 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,936 It's wild. 111 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,272 You got an elk on your desk? - Yeah, yeah. 112 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,773 - So I mean, how's it going? 113 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,317 How are you? 114 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,486 - It's a complicated time. - Okay. 115 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:39,821 - Lots of--lots of balls in the air. 116 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:44,242 - Yeah, I mean, the Albany Train Museum, 117 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,369 that place is like the Studio 54 118 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,954 of historical train sites. 119 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,790 - Yes. We're doing an audit. - Good, you should, 120 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:54,836 because that foam core budget is astronomical. 121 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,963 Unless it's their quincentennial coming up. 122 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,132 Is that-- No, that's not till 2027. 123 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:02,135 - I'm gathering you know a lot about this museum. 124 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,929 - I did have my 7th, 10th, and 16th birthdays there. 125 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,307 Yeah, well, not the 16th. That was canceled. 126 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,851 Lack of interest. 127 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,103 - Would you mind lending me your expertise? 128 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,522 I would love to pick your brain about a few things. 129 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,608 - Yeah, of course. 130 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,569 What can I do to help? 131 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,326 - Hey, Reagan! - Hey. 132 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,703 - Cool earrings. Is that snakeskin? 133 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,080 You're wild, girl. [chuckles] 134 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,915 - It's salmon skin, so. 135 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:32,916 My mom makes them. 136 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,918 She's a power vendor on Etsy, so. 137 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,171 If you like them, I could ask her if-- 138 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,923 - What do you want? 139 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,635 - Um... 140 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,554 I am here to apply for a land assignment. 141 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,556 - Are you married? - No. 142 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,558 - Any kids? - Not a one. 143 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,311 - Good luck. 144 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,562 Proof of tribal enrollment. 145 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,731 - That, I do have. 146 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,862 - I can't accept this. It won't xerox. 147 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,739 - But you didn't even try. 148 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,492 - I just know. - [sighs] 149 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,452 Come on, Trish. You know me. 150 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,954 We went to Head Start together. 151 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:13,081 Remember in third grade when I dropped lemonade Slurpee 152 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,500 on my pants and everyone called me Miss Piss? 153 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,378 - [laughing] Oh, yeah. That was great. 154 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,505 - Yeah, I know. 155 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,424 - But I've never seen your papers. 156 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:25,760 * * 157 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,513 - This is all the budgets organized chronologically. 158 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,639 These are the things I've pulled 159 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,890 that I think need further review. 160 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,642 Full disclosure, I left out 2008 161 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,145 because that box was full of spiders. 162 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,312 Ugh. 163 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,106 But I will get it if you really want me to. 164 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,608 - No. 165 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,736 This is really helpful. 166 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,195 Thanks for being here. 167 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,156 - Yeah, of course. 168 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,743 - Nathan, I need to share something with you. 169 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,786 - Ah--oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 170 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,039 Sorry to cut you off, but look. 171 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,749 Surplus funds are getting funneled 172 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,752 into an account called "Installation Upgrades." 173 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,795 - That's pretty generic. - Yeah. 174 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,422 You know, we should just go to the museum. 175 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,590 I've been there so many times, 176 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,467 I've basically memorized the exhibits. 177 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,427 I can tell you if anything's different. 178 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,970 - Okay. 179 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,306 Gonna gloss over that memorized exhibition part 180 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,350 for both our benefits. 181 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,143 Let's do it. - All right. 182 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,604 Oh, they might recognize me there. 183 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,439 Do you think I need to wear a disguise? 184 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,067 Nah, then I wouldn't be able to use my yearly pass. 185 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,610 Screw it. I'll pay full price. 186 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,862 Ah, but then I won't get the 20% discount at the gift shop. 187 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,864 But I don't need anything at the gift shop. 188 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,283 Ugh, except for that in-scale water tower. 189 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,869 Ah, were you trying to tell me something? 190 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,204 - Yes, but I can tell 191 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,789 you're still thinking about the discount thing. 192 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,915 - Well, if you don't use the pass, 193 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,751 you don't get the points, so... 194 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,507 - Did you buy that hat at the gift shop? 195 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,883 - Oh, no. Packed it. 196 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,885 You never know when you're gonna ride the rails. 197 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,929 I gotta say, nothing looks out of the ordinary here. 198 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,973 - Mm, I just know something is up with this place. 199 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,935 [tense music] 200 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:02,440 * * 201 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,317 - Well, she always takes my breath away. 202 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,027 [both laugh] 203 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,779 How long before she starts running? 204 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,656 - Nah. She's not running anymore. 205 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,741 - I'm--I'm sorry, what? Since when? 206 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,743 - Well, we told the museum director 207 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:17,163 that the motor was shot, but he won't replace it. 208 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,791 Now, it's display only. 209 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,293 - My heart is breaking in real-time. 210 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,964 - Wouldn't replacing that be an "installation upgrade"? 211 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,970 - Sounds like this place is really going downhill. 212 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,722 - Yep. 213 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:38,268 Had a line on an original 1832 silver railroad pass. 214 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,811 He said no. 215 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,356 Next day, comes driving in in a new RAV4. 216 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,358 I'm talking leather seats. 217 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,985 [scoffs] 218 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,114 I always say, train museums aren't for the people anymore. 219 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,869 - So the person running this museum 220 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,495 is a monster. 221 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,706 - Kind of picked up on that. 222 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:03,043 - There's no way you wouldn't buy that railroad pass. 223 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,046 1832. I mean, that's... 224 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,672 Mm! 225 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,424 This guy's definitely corrupt. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,593 - Right? Should spend time in prison. 227 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,178 Like, preferably Guantanamo. 228 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,512 What do we do here? 229 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,514 There's gotta be, like, a federal task force 230 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,808 or just-- we call the SWAT team. 231 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,685 - An investigator will reach out 232 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,854 and will most likely prosecute him 233 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,898 for misappropriation of funds. - Okay. 234 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:28,318 Okay, but this guy can't come within 500 feet of a museum. 235 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,029 He is a curatorial terrorist. 236 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:37,869 * * 237 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,287 - Bet you're not used to someone nailing it 238 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,663 on the first take. [chuckles] 239 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,625 [upbeat music] 240 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:47,837 * * 241 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,297 - Woof. 242 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,257 They really washed you out. 243 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,759 - I did notice. Yeah, thank you. 244 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,386 - Oh, you're not registered 245 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,970 with the land and water department. 246 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,890 - Oh? - Down the hall to the right. 247 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,058 - Okay. 248 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,602 So you want my last ten addresses 249 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,771 and my dad's first ten addresses? 250 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,565 No, I don't know if I'm gonna have a horse on my land. 251 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,150 Can I get back to you on that? 252 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,529 - You're not in my system. 253 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,532 [upbeat expressive music] 254 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,200 - Tony, it's been a while. 255 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,785 - Woof. 256 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,286 You could have used a little bronzer when they took this. 257 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:23,415 - I'll--I'll remember that for next time. Thanks. 258 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,166 - You're not in the system. 259 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,835 Come to me after you have the land assignment. 260 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,586 - That--that's why I'm here. 261 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,547 - No, go to the land management office. 262 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,007 - Wasn't I just there? 263 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,259 - I don't know your life like that. 264 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,927 Next. 265 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,847 - I don't carry a printout of my family tree with me. 266 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:42,559 I do have a pic of our last family reunion. 267 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,104 - Next. 268 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:50,775 * * 269 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,069 - Um, that's a tough one. 270 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,613 Marry Donatello, 271 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,282 have sex with Leonardo, 272 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,326 and kill Raphael? 273 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,370 Is that really a question on here? 274 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,122 - Next. 275 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,623 - I just need to know which plot of land 276 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,208 you're applying for. 277 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,169 - I thought you'd just give me whatever's left. 278 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,628 - Just mark on this map 279 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,255 which plot of land you're applying for. 280 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,132 That's assuming that you've established proof of residency 281 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,800 with the Land Retention Department. 282 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,470 - What the hell is land retention? 283 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,307 And how the hell is everyone always at lunch here? 284 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,351 Hi, can you please-- no? 285 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:31,107 * * 286 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,834 What? How? 287 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,923 No! No, are you kidding me? 288 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,509 [horn honks] 289 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,513 - Let's get lunch sometime, girl. 290 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,223 - Bye-bye! 291 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,518 - Thanks for dinner. 292 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,645 And sorry I ate your fries and mine. 293 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,022 It's been a day. - Yeah. 294 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,025 Yeah, but it was a fun day, right? 295 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,194 I mean, I kind of felt like Encyclopedia Brown 296 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,405 back at the museum. 297 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,699 Well, the adult version of that. 298 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,701 - You mean like Sherlock Holmes? 299 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,579 - Yes, that--that would be a better reference 300 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:31,042 because he's a grown up man person. 301 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,712 - Well, since you helped me, I should reciprocate. 302 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,380 Hit me with your best pitch. 303 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,342 Why should Bobbie Yang, an 18-year-old, be mayor? 304 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,719 - Okay. 305 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,848 So Bobbie works hard. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:48,143 - They're pragmatic without losing their optimism. 307 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,311 On a personal note, I've watched Bobbie grow 308 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,688 from a frivolous 15-year-old 309 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:55,775 to a really serious, intelligent person. 310 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,901 Don't get me wrong. 311 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,404 They've got enormous shoes to fill. 312 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,031 - [chuckles softly] 313 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,366 - I mean, you kicked down a door, 314 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,703 left a path for other firsts behind you. 315 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,664 Without you, there isn't a Bobbie. 316 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,584 [tender music] 317 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,586 * * 318 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,797 You're incredible. 319 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:24,971 * * 320 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,687 - They told me I have to choose the land that I'm applying for. 321 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,356 It's like, why are you called the land assignment office 322 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,648 if you assign nothing? 323 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,150 - Well, you could just go and do what they said 324 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,027 and look at the land you want. 325 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,070 - Oh, with all the free time I have. 326 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,322 What am I, a cartographer now? 327 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,698 - Let's go. 328 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,200 - Oh, now? - Yeah. 329 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,868 You're just sitting around here, whining all day. 330 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,453 You can just go and do it. 331 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,955 [upbeat music] 332 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,249 - [softly] Okay. 333 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,292 Fine. 334 00:13:54,334 --> 00:14:01,257 * * 335 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,218 - [sighs] 336 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,558 - Okay. 337 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,185 Thank you. 338 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:17,065 I'm not very good with maps, but I think this is it. 339 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,404 - [mumbles, spits] 340 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,281 - Are you doing a bit right now? 341 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,910 - The soil is bad on this plot, but the energy is good. 342 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,912 You need good soil 343 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,581 for your ancestral food garden. 344 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,708 - Oh... 345 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,751 - Wait. You are planning to start 346 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,461 an ancestral food garden, right? 347 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,422 - Yeah, I was thinking more of, like, 348 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,299 a AstroTurf backyard with an above-ground pool. 349 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,051 - [sighs] 350 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,678 - Oh, you brought a measuring tape. 351 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,764 - I don't mess around when it comes to getting land back. 352 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,766 Plus, I used to be a carpenter. 353 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,477 - Oh, cool. That's great. 354 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,647 I don't know anything about square feet, so. 355 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,566 - All right. 356 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,109 Don't worry. I got you. 357 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,945 [Randy Wood's "Look How The Stars Shine For You"] 358 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,573 * * 359 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,074 Keep going. Good. 360 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,035 Unravel. Like that. 361 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,454 - * Look how the stars shine for you * 362 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,414 - No, no, no. 363 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:18,293 - * My one and only you * 364 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:22,630 * They're telling you, I * 365 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,800 * I love you * 366 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,762 [vocalizing] 367 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,638 * * 368 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,475 - [clears throat] 369 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,684 Yes. 370 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,687 - [vocalizing] 371 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,147 * * 372 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,650 * Look how the stars shine for you * 373 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,986 - You know, you gotta make sure your door is facing the-- 374 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,740 - Facing the east. I know, Nelson. 375 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,159 Your people didn't invent the four sacred directions. 376 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,911 - But we did refine it, though. 377 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,454 - Anyways, you can totally fit 378 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,165 a two to three-bedroom trailer here. 379 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,209 And that pool you said the ducks are gonna use 380 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,669 like Tony Soprano's. - Like Tony Soprano's. 381 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,961 - Yeah. 382 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,965 [cheerful music] 383 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,509 [knock on door] 384 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,219 - Come in. 385 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,679 - Hello. 386 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,014 Good morning. 387 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:14,599 Have an early departure for you. 388 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,519 I figured you could use these. 389 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,606 And I just wanted a chance to say goodbye before I take off. 390 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,775 - That's kind of you, Nathan. - Yeah. 391 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,819 Next time, I promise to take you on a proper brunch. 392 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,071 You know, maybe we could do, like, a weekend visit. 393 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,615 That way, it's a little more chill. 394 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,663 Uh, yeah. Okay. 395 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,081 You got a lot to do, and... 396 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,169 Did I do something? 397 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,880 - Last night was really great. 398 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,383 - Yeah, it was, right? Okay, good. 399 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,386 I--I'm glad we're on the same page there. 400 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,680 You know, I don't have to wear the engineer's cap every time. 401 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,974 That was just sort of a-- - I'm pregnant. 402 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,642 And you're the father. 403 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,478 - Okay. 404 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,689 I don't think it works that fast, but-- 405 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,862 Oh... 406 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,655 Oh! 407 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,119 - I wanted to tell you sooner, 408 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,787 but you wouldn't return my calls. 409 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,748 And I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this. 410 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,208 Do they even make maternity pant suits? 411 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,543 My job is a lot, 412 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,629 but at this point in my life, 413 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,465 I really want this baby. 414 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,549 And I thought you should know. 415 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,675 But if you-- if you don't want-- 416 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,386 - Deirdre, I'm excited. 417 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,804 - You are? - Yeah. Yeah. 418 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,556 I mean, this is a lot to take it in, 419 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,933 but like, it--it--it's good. 420 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,644 I mean, I'm in. 421 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,480 I can move up here to Albany and-- 422 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,024 - Well, hold on. Hold on, Nathan. Stop. 423 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,651 I think you'll be an incredible father, but us being together-- 424 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,029 - Would be amazing. 425 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,159 - You're a great guy and I like spending time with you, 426 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,827 but you're also the type of guy 427 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:00,747 who disappears for months to go and find himself. 428 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083 - Come on, it was like a few weeks finding myself, 429 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,335 and then--and then a few weeks in the attic. 430 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,795 Yeah, okay. 431 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,380 - Look, you're clearly searching for something, 432 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,882 and that's okay, but I'm not, 433 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:15,512 and I can't afford uncertainty in my life, 434 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,472 and neither can this baby. 435 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,433 [soft determined music] 436 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:24,020 * * 437 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,272 - Hi. I'm here for that land application. 438 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,733 I marked my plot on the map, 439 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,402 I've registered with all the land offices, 440 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,861 and here's my tribal ID. 441 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,029 - Great. 442 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,364 If you're approved by the land committee, 443 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,199 you should get your application form in the mail 444 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,076 in the next 8 to 26 weeks. 445 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,411 - What? 446 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,329 - Families are the tribe's priority, 447 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,373 so you're at the end of the line. 448 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,501 - Why should that even matter? 449 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,253 - I'm her husband. 450 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,672 - Since when? 451 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,298 - Indian way. Traditional. 452 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,050 I'm her husband. 453 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,885 - Aw, congrats you two! 454 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,554 - And we're gonna have a baby. 455 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,389 - Not right now. 456 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,016 - But we're trying. 457 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058 - Not really. 458 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,935 - But we are, actually. 459 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,062 It's in the cards. 460 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,689 - Oh, well, okay. 461 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,693 Here you go. 462 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,945 - Oh, my God. Are you serious? 463 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,239 - You wanna give it back? - Nope. 464 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,741 No. 465 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,825 Thank you so much. This is great. 466 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,535 This is awesome. Thank you. 467 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,580 What? 468 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,458 [sighs] How? 469 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,920 Thank you for all that help. 470 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,797 - No problem. 471 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,299 - Why aren't you married? 472 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,468 Guys like you usually get snagged up in high school. 473 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,304 - In high school, I had a weird tooth, 474 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,139 and I had cystic acne. 475 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,557 - Ugh, woof. - Yeah. 476 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,476 I looked like Pizza the Hutt on "Spaceballs." 477 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,603 - [laughs] I love Pizza the Hutt. 478 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,229 - Then after grad school, I don't know, 479 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,274 people back home on my rez kind of were weird to me. 480 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,567 - Really? Me too. 481 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:55,779 - And then, after I left my fiancée at the altar, 482 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,447 she ended up marrying a white guy. 483 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,991 - No way. - Yeah. 484 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,285 [chuckles] I'm just kidding. 485 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,954 I mean--I mean, the first part, it's kind of true. 486 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,957 People in town, they told me about you, 487 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,960 but, you know, gossip's your people's way. 488 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,004 - [chuckles] 489 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:17,342 Listen, can I take you somewhere? 490 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,135 Well, here she is. 491 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,388 Nelson, meet my baby. 492 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,764 - Wow. 493 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,475 That's impressive. 494 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:29,229 That's way bigger than the cultural center back home. 495 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,148 Did you know is in the basement of our high school? 496 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,318 My grandpa, he made it work. - Mm. 497 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,612 - It's where I learned how to make my first hand drum. 498 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,532 - Yeah, I wanna put a room in the back 499 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,033 for language classes. 500 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,994 On Saturdays, the kids can come and listen to our elders 501 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,205 tell stories about the seasons changing. 502 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,458 Of course, a huge storage area, so... 503 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,170 You can visit with every single item in the collection. 504 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,588 - [chuckles] 505 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,591 You know, I've always wanted to categorize the items 506 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,302 by their region instead of their type. 507 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:05,015 I feel like it-- it tells a more complete story 508 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,684 about the relationship between the people and the land. 509 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,478 - I love that. 510 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,523 God, you were a really good hire, Nelson Renville. 511 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,859 - [chuckles] 512 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,860 - I feel like a lot of the things 513 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,986 that I've really been wanting 514 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:21,906 are finally feeling possible: 515 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,994 getting land, the cultural center... 516 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,288 A lot of things. 517 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:32,292 - And well, whatever you need, I'm here for it. 518 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,627 - I like--I like that. 519 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,755 I mean, your help is very nice, so... 520 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,093 - I get the feeling you want to kiss me right now. 521 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,763 - Oh, my body language wasn't clear enough? 522 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,354 How about now? 523 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,649 - Loud and clear. 524 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:59,569 [Pixies' "Where Is My Mind?"] 525 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:02,572 * * 526 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:07,577 [vocalizing] 527 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:12,457 * * 528 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,459 - You're gonna be a dad? 529 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,336 - You kissed Nelson? 530 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,547 - Okay, like, you've always had cool dad vibes, 531 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:22,092 but now you're gonna have a little human to justify it. 532 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,928 - I know, right? It's the sweaters. 533 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,137 - I know. - The sweaters. 534 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,640 I've been wearing these sweaters ironically. 535 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,892 Now they're not ironic, you know? 536 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,686 Okay, we're gonna circle back to you 537 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,020 because I fully want a play-by-play. 538 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,941 But yes, it is bonker donkers, okay? 539 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,943 We are leveling up, Reagan. 540 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,904 Do you realize you are about to 541 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,949 have a plot of land to-- to make flourish 542 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,951 and I am going to have 543 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,496 a whole-ass baby to feed and raise? 544 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,956 - Oh, my God. 545 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,457 Okay, promise you won't friend-dump me 546 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,792 when you and Deirdre get together, though. 547 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,460 I'm totally down to third wheel it. 548 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:58,878 - We are a package deal, Reags. 549 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,255 You know this. - Okay. 550 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,173 - But you don't even have to worry because 551 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,093 Deirdre said she doesn't want to be with me. 552 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,469 - Seriously? 553 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,055 Uh, okay. 554 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,641 I would offer to beat her up, but she's pregnant. 555 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,144 - She thinks I'm unreliable, you know, 556 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,228 that I don't know what I want. 557 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,730 And I see where she's coming from. 558 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:19,065 I'm kind of those things right now. 559 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:22,944 - No. Nathan, you're a really great guy, okay? 560 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,654 You had a little bit of a rough patch, 561 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,490 but adversity makes us stronger. 562 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,826 Hey, you were my "White Guy in the Cupboard" 563 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,828 when I really needed ya. 564 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:33,329 You helped me out when I struggled, 565 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:35,248 and you'll do the same for Deirdre. 566 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:37,000 - Thank you. I-- 567 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,836 I know I'm not exactly what she wants right now, 568 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:43,006 but I really care about her. 569 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,717 I think I can prove myself over time. 570 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,510 - That's the spirit. - Okay. 571 00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,763 - And until then... 572 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,849 Hey, everyone, Nathan's gonna be a dad! 573 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,101 Free pitchers of Michelob on me. 574 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,478 Cheers! - All right! 575 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:59,064 [both laugh] 576 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,690 Mm! 577 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,359 - [groans] 578 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,444 I guess I'm gonna be a stepmom. [chuckles] 579 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:08,114 * * 580 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,157 Cheers. 581 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:12,535 - * Where is my mind? * 582 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,287 * Where is my mind? * 583 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:18,917 * Where is my mind? * 584 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:25,965 * * 585 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:30,637 * Way out in the water * 586 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,931 * See it swimming * 587 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:38,937 * * 588 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,940 [vocalizing] 589 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,817 * * 590 00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:48,279 * With your feet on the air and your head on the ground * 591 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,573 * * 592 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:54,285 [vocalizing]