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<i>[Waylon Jennings'</i>
<i>"Rainy Day Woman" playing]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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<i>- * Oh, rainy day woman *</i>

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<i>* I never seem to see you</i>
<i>for the good times *</i>

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<i>* Or the sunshine *</i>

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<i>* You have been a friend</i>
<i>of mine, rainy day woman *</i>

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<i>* That woman of mine,</i>
<i>she ain't happy *</i>

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<i>* Till she finds</i>
<i>something wrong *</i>

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<i>* And someone to blame *</i>

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<i>* If it ain't one thing,</i>
<i>it's another one on the way *</i>

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<i>* Woke up this morning</i>
<i>to the sunshine *</i>

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<i>* It sure has hell</i>
<i>looks just like rain *</i>

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<i>* I know where to go</i>
<i>on a cloudy day *</i>

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- Okay, Aunt Sue,

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we've got enough frybread
to feed an army.

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Can we stop now?

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- Reagan, we're almost
out of dough.

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- But we've been cooking
all day.

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I'm wasting my youth.
- [chuckles]

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Your brother Curtis
graduated from high school.

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It's a big deal.

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- Yeah, 'cause it took him
six years.

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- Go take the cakes
out of the fridge.

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- This party's
bigger than Ozzfest.

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We barely did anything
for your 40th.

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- I was
on my bike trip to Maine.

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And I don't need
a lot of attention.

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- But seriously, do we ever
get to celebrate you?

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- Make a big deal of me
at my funeral.

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Until then, keep cooking.

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<i>- * Oh, rainy day woman *</i>

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[indistinct PA announcement]

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- Hey, Reagan.

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- Should I take
the next shift?

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- She's gone, honey.

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<i>[melancholy music]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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- Thank you, Uncle.

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Right. Aunt Sue asked to be
buried in the family plot

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with a "celebration of life"
reception afterward

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at the casino.

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And Terry agreed
to close it for the day

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to honor her.
- Damn!

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We didn't even shut down

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for the Northeast
blackout of '03.

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- We burned bingo cards
in a trash can to keep warm,

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but we kept going.

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- Well, if we're gonna
celebrate her

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in a den of sin,

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I need to do a reading
from the Good Book.

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all: [grumbling]

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- Um, actually,
Aunt Sue wasn't religious.

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So as much as I'd love
to stuff this event

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full of prayer,

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I think, you know, maybe
we should honor her wishes.

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- I'm sure your blessings
will carry over

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from the prayer you did
to start this meeting.

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- I painted
Aunt Sue's portrait.

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I'd really love
to display it at her party.

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- Oh.
[clears throat]

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Wow, Tommy...
- Wow.

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- That is just--wow.
Right, Mom?

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- It's wonderful.
Thank you, Tom Tom.

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We'll make sure to find
a place for it, honey.

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- We want to help too.
Miss Sue loved the casino.

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She was the best.

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- She even dealt black jack

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that one time
when Sheila's water broke.

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- Whatever you need.
- Thanks.

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I want this
to be a celebration

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of all of the things
Aunt Sue loved, so...

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we're gonna need
an insane amount

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of Buffalo Wild Wings

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and to blast Bonnie Raitt
at full volume.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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- Okay, and that is
how you do

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a perfect cat-eye on the go.

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Before I sign off,
always remember

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my mom/best friend
Jamie's motto--

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[together]
"Brows make or break a face,

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so keep them sleek,
never busted."

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- Oh, my God.

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That is so profesh.

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Are you using a ring light
or an actual halo?

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Because you look
like an angel.

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- [clears throat]
I appreciate your hobbies,

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but we need
to get back to work

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and focus on the campaign.

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The debate is in two months,

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and we have
to get people excited.

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- I am laser-focused.

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This video links
to my campaign site.

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Plus I tagged AOC
and Meghan McCain,

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chaotic queens on both sides.
- That's a good start,

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but we need to get you
out on the streets

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convincing folks
why you should be mayor.

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- Yeah, grassroots stuff--
shaking hands, kissing babies.

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- Oh, I'm highly allergic
to babies.

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Can't I just do my thing?

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I'm God-tier on social,

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and my analytics
speak for themselves.

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- This isn't about likes.
This is about votes.

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And you get votes
by convincing people

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that you care
about the same things they do.

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For example, um,
it's my opinion

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that the album "Crash"
by Dave Matthews

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is more relevant than ever.

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- Okay, this conversation took
a weirdly wonderful turn.

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I don't know
why you brought that up.

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We are so
on the same page, Terry.

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How have we not talked
about this?

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- Because I actively hate
the Dave Matthews Band.

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But you see?

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We made an immediate connection
and that's the key

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to building a constituency.

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- Okay, why you gotta
hate on DMB?

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Their whole message is love.

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- I get it.
But one question.

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Who is Dave Matthew?

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both: [laugh]

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- Huh?

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- This just came
from Josh Carter.

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[chuckles]
Where were you?

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- I was putting
Tommy's painting in the garage.

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It was creeping me out.

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- Oh, Reagan,
he's just trying to help.

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Though the eyes do follow you.

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- [chuckles]

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So, saw you talking
to Mavis.

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Exactly how many people
have been bugging you

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about getting Aunt Sue's land?

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- Ugh.

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I can't count
all the "long-lost relatives"

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who suddenly want to
"make sure I'm okay."

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- [scoffs] It's so hard
to get land out here.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- The scarcity
makes people crazy.

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Kind of like you
on Black Friday.

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- Brat.

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- But it's your property
now, Mom.

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And you know I'll help you
take care of anything you need.

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- I can always count on you.

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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- I'm the only one who knows
where Aunt Sue

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buried all her guns.

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- Right.
- I'm dead serious.

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It's like John Wick's
basement over there.

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- [whispers] What?

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<i>[light music]</i>

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- Hey.
- Hey!

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- That's for your mom.
- Aww.

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- And that's for you.

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- Yes!
- [chuckles]

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Reags, put me to work.

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I, like--I just--
I want to do something.

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I want to help.
- Amazing.

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Can you please pick up
the tablecloths

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by 2:00 p.m. sharp?

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I found a woman who makes
Boston Bruins ones,

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but she has to post
her neighbor's bail by 2:30.

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- Did you say 2:00 p.m. sharp?

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Because I'll be there at 1:59.
- Heck yeah.

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I just really want
to make it special.

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Aunt Sue did so much for us,
you know?

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- She was the best.
Truly.

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And that frybread?

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Legendary.

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I used to bring home
an extra piece

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and sell it to Duz
for 10 bucks.

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- Oh.
Speaking of "Duz,"

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will you please text him back,

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or, like, get an Instagram.

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He just wants to know
how you're doing.

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- Of course.
I will deal...with that.

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It's just a lot to unpack
with my family.

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You don't worry about that.

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You are my entire focus today.

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[melodic car horn sounds]

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- Hey, Curtis is here.

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- Wait, is that Curtis?

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I love that guy.

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- Nathan...
- What?

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- I don't know, just--

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My brother's--
don't let him take advantage.

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And don't bail him out.

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- Oh, come--

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He lost his ATM card
that one time.

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- Oh, did he?
- And if anybody got away

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with something, it was me,
because I got bro time,

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chillin', and hang time, and
you can't put a price on that.

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- [scoffs]
Okay.

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- C-Dub! My man!
What's up?

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You know what?

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I bet he's starving
from that drive.

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Curtis!

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- Hey, man, what's up, brother?
- Hey-ey!

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- My sous chef has arrived.

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- Check out what I got for ya.

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- [laughs] All right.

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- You look so great.

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- Hey, Auntie Reagan.

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- Oh, hey, Curtis.

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So nice of you to show up
after the meeting.

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- Shit, we drove right here.
Never stopped.

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Which means baby girl
needs some grub.

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But you got that, right?
- [sighs]

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- You know what? I'll just--
I'll pick up some pizzas.

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- No, we can't put
you out like that, Nathan,

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after everything you've done
for my sis,

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giving her your museum.

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- Uh, it did not
go down like that.

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- But there's one thing
I do want from you.

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- 20 bucks!
- 20 bucks you owe me, ay?

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[laughter]

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- Ah, take it.

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- All right, sweet!
- Yeah.

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- Double it at the casino.

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- [chuckles]
- Oh, my God.

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It's a private joke,
goes back years.

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'Cause it started--

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I don't actually
owe him 20 bucks,

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that's why it's funny.

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It's like,
he doesn't actually...

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- All right,
about to meet the people,

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ready to connect.
Who's first?

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- Here's a softball.
What's your read on that guy?

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- I'm gonna say an only child

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in a sexless marriage,

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but it wasn't always that way.

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He wants to leave,
but he's trapped

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because she's the breadwinner
and the kids' favorite.

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- He's also wearing
an "I Heart Fishing" shirt,

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so maybe we go with that.

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- Okay, yeah.

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Hi, Bobbie Yang,
running for mayor.

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So do you like
fly fishing or regular?

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- [sighs] I hated
leaving the powwow trail.

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But I was getting
too old to dance,

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and too young to MC--

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And you know what?
I love what I'm doing now.

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I'm not just selling hot tubs.

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I'm selling a dream.

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Man, when you see those elders
get in the hot tub,

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the trauma just melts away.

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- Well...
[clears throat]

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All right, I gotta head out.

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Uh, lots to do so--
- What can I do?

249
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,626
- Oh, no.
Don't worry about it.

250
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,794
You just do you.

251
00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:46,961
- What, you think I can't help?

252
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,297
- No, I just think, you know,

253
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,466
sometimes we give you a job
and then you end up

254
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,843
taking my rental car
down to Atlantic City

255
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,595
and somehow
it catches on fire.

256
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,639
- That was one time!

257
00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,141
- One is a lot.
- Okay, okay.

258
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,768
We can find something
Curtis can do.

259
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,019
- Yeah.

260
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,146
- Wh--the only thing left
is the flowers.

261
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,816
- Great, great.
I can do the flowers.

262
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,150
- That's, like,
the most important job.

263
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,151
- Let him do it.

264
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,569
He's got a knack for flowers.

265
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,321
- Really? Name one flower.

266
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,448
- Uh, a palm tree.

267
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:16,991
A rose.
A red rose.

268
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,910
- There's no way
you can do this on your own.

269
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,662
But whatever--
just no carnations.

270
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,996
Aunt Sue hated carnations.

271
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,081
She said they were
filler flowers.

272
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,042
- I got this, Reags.
Okay?

273
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:30,296
And I--I really gotta honor
Aunt Sue, you know?

274
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,882
Especially since
I'm getting her land.

275
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,059
- I cannot believe
you're giving

276
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,060
the land to Curtis.

277
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,645
How could you not
tell me that?

278
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,938
- You're always so busy.

279
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,857
I didn't want
to stress you out.

280
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,650
Look, if you had kids,
you'd understand.

281
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,445
- Okay, lady, you can't keep
using that excuse on me.

282
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,363
This morning you said
if I had kids

283
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,323
I'd understand
why you took the last donut.

284
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,826
You just wanted
the last donut, Mom.

285
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,077
- You see, this is why
I didn't tell you.

286
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,204
- Curtis hasn't been home
in years.

287
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,749
- You left too.
- I was at college.

288
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,084
He's selling hot tubs
at county fairs.

289
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,378
There's a big difference.
Dad, say something.

290
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,965
- [sighs] You ladies both know
I don't like drama.

291
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,592
Except for season three
of "Adirondack."

292
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,302
- Ugh.

293
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,971
- [chuckles]
Oh, boy.

294
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,475
That table cloth lady
was a trip...

295
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,935
Okay, there's
a lot of tension in here.

296
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,604
It's like season three
of "Adirondack."

297
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,646
Am I right, Bill?

298
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,981
- Mom is giving

299
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,192
Aunt Sue's land to Curtis
because he has a kid,

300
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,611
even though Aunt Sue
didn't have kids.

301
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,820
- Mm.

302
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,113
It's kind of messed up
to get overlooked

303
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,907
just 'cause
you don't have kids.

304
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,951
- Okay, hold on.
That's not the only reason.

305
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,328
Curtis is also the oldest.

306
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,121
- Well, Louise makes
a great point.

307
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,039
Plus I'm sure
we'd all be so happy

308
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,957
to have him back, right?

309
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,584
- What?
Pick a side, Nathan.

310
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,461
- You know,
if there is a right answer,

311
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,631
I'm pretty sure
I'm not gonna help you find it,

312
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:57,592
because I'm white,

313
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:00,845
so I'm gonna wait outside
till things cool down.

314
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,389
And you kind of left me

315
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,682
flapping in the breeze,
there, Bill.

316
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,058
- Not getting involved.

317
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,018
- Sweetheart, we both know
getting land out here

318
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,687
is damn near impossible.

319
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,188
All the paperwork
and phone calls,

320
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,523
Curtis can't handle that.

321
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,525
Once he has to locate
his social security card,

322
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,944
it's over.
- [sighs]

323
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,404
You're not wrong there.

324
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155
- He's the one
I have to worry about.

325
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,949
You never need help
the way he does.

326
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,286
- Oh, my God.
They just shot Remington.

327
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,955
- [sighs]

328
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,582
- And then guess who shows up
at the wedding

329
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,292
two hours late?
- Please don't say Vivian.

330
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,003
- It was Viv!
- Ugh.

331
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921
- So we should probably
move on to another--

332
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,715
- Oh, I just need
one more minute with Stuart.

333
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,383
So what happened
to the limo?

334
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,260
Were there enough people
to flip it back over?

335
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,594
- No, no.

336
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,722
But luckily my wife
got the collision insurance.

337
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,223
- Oh.
- She's a lawyer,

338
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,100
so she knows about this stuff.

339
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,186
- Oh, so your wife's
an attorney?

340
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,981
Well, it's been so great
talking with you.

341
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,983
I know I have your friendship,

342
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,192
but I hope I also have
your vote.

343
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,903
- Oh, Bobbie,
I would die for you,

344
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,196
but I can't vote for you here.

345
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,531
We live at the lake
full-time now.

346
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,951
- Oh, I'm sorry, what?
- That was your dream!

347
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,289
- Hey, there's my guy.

348
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,832
Nate the Great!
Yeah, yeah!

349
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,500
- Hey, Curt...the shirt.

350
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,504
That doesn't work.
No. That's--yeah.

351
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,922
I mean, Curt's
already a nickname.

352
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,674
What's up?
- You want to go for a cruise?

353
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,051
I gotta go do these flowers.

354
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,427
- Uh, I do, yeah.
- Come on!

355
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,055
- That'd be super fun.
I--

356
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,890
Just, Reagan's
pretty stressed out,

357
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,892
so I should hang back and help.

358
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,894
- Yes, totally.

359
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,562
But you should come.

360
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,065
- I sh--I should, right?
- Yes.

361
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,775
- I mean, how often
are you in town?

362
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,068
- All right, my man.

363
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,319
Let's go then!
- Right.

364
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,445
- Shotgun!

365
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,614
- Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'll drive.

366
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,325
- Well, after six hours
of in-person canvassing,

367
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,618
you've made three
lifelong friends,

368
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,703
only one of whom is eligible
to vote for you.

369
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,954
- And if it were up to me,

370
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,706
she'd be backpacking
through Luxembourg

371
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,458
on election day, so...

372
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,584
- I've never said
this before,

373
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,419
but I think I've made
a mistake.

374
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,712
At this rate,
we'll only have

375
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,173
30 potential Bobbie Yang voters
by the election.

376
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,175
- This is why
the videos work for me.

377
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,718
I'm a strong cup of coffee,

378
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,429
and it's a helpful boundary
for me and my constituents.

379
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,473
- Constituents are people
who actually vote,

380
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,601
not kids who waste their time
on the internet.

381
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,812
- What about people who waste
their time on the internet

382
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,146
and do vote?

383
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,109
- I can't believe
that Bobbie Slay

384
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,652
came to my crochet group.

385
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,947
My husband learned how to do
my eyeliner like yours.

386
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,573
He has steadier hands.

387
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,159
- Well, I didn't realize
this was a retirement home

388
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,536
for super models.

389
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,121
both: [chuckle]

390
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,455
- How do you all know
each other?

391
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,499
- One of the biggest users
of my makeup tutorials

392
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,168
are seniors.
- Keeps us fresh.

393
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,545
Keeps us now.

394
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,671
- So this is random,

395
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,506
but did you hear
I'm running for mayor?

396
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,967
- I already told
all my grandkids

397
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,135
to vote for you.

398
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,345
I'd tell my son,
if he ever visited.

399
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,639
- I can't believe
all of these folks

400
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:50,849
follow you online.

401
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,392
- Old people love the internet.

402
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,935
It's why they think
George Soros

403
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,730
put microchips
in their toothpaste.

404
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:57,897
[notification tone]

405
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,191
- We can work with this.

406
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,987
<i>- Can't believe Reagan</i>
<i>doesn't trust me to do this.</i>

407
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,947
Or anything.

408
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,949
I'm not a kid.
- I know, right?

409
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,369
- Okay, Reagan said
no carnations

410
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,330
or lots of carnations?

411
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,999
I don't know, she just kept
saying "carnations" a lot.

412
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,334
- It's no carnations.

413
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,586
No filler flowers.
- Right.

414
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,172
Okay.
Only the best for Auntie Sue.

415
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,007
Spare no expense.
- Yes.

416
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,384
- Great, you got 200 bucks?

417
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,927
- [snorts]
Is that--

418
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,179
wait, are you doing a joke?

419
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,181
Like it's 20x10
or something?

420
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,850
- No joke.
I'll pay you back.

421
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,769
[phone buzzes]
- I--I--hang on.

422
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,188
- Hey, Reags.
<i>- Ugh.</i>

423
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,564
<i>Freaking Curtis</i>
<i>won't answer his phone,</i>

424
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,399
<i>so now I gotta</i>
<i>check on the flowers myself.</i>

425
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,318
- Ah, I don't think
you need to do that.

426
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,737
I'm sure Curtis has things
well under control.

427
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,739
I mean, he's not a kid.

428
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,865
<i>- I'm already here.</i>

429
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,283
- Oh, you are.
<i>- Yeah.</i>

430
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,285
<i>Because apparently everyone</i>
<i>was put on Earth</i>

431
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,453
<i>to help him.</i>

432
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,997
- Uh, I--I--I gotta go.
Bye.

433
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,540
Okay, uh--oh, two things.

434
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,000
Number one,
that's almost all carnations,

435
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,752
and number two,
Reagan is here,

436
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,087
and is gonna walk in that door
any second.

437
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,213
- What?
- Yeah.

438
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,382
- Well--you gotta hide!

439
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,175
Or she's gonna hold
this shit over me.

440
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,343
- Yeah, yes, yes.

441
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,095
- Hide!
- Where? Where?

442
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,307
Oh, no, Curtis.
- Oh, come on, bro.

443
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,392
It's only for, like,
five minutes.

444
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,768
- No, no--
- Please, please, please.

445
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,269
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

446
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,188
- Okay, just five minutes.
- Okay, okay, okay.

447
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,399
[exhales]

448
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,484
Wait!
Give me your credit card first.

449
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,820
All right.

450
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,448
- Hey, what's up, Reags?

451
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,035
- Oh, my God!
I knew it.

452
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,578
Carnations?

453
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,997
I asked you specifically
no carnations.

454
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,499
Aunt Sue hated 'em.

455
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:42,293
- You're all micromanage-y
all the damn time.

456
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,170
- What?
- Just like when we were kids,

457
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,089
and I wanted to pick
Mama's birthday present.

458
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:50,343
- Oh, the time you bought her
a leather jacket in your size?

459
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,345
- So she would think of me
when she wore it.

460
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,973
- Oh, my G--what are you--

461
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,558
You do not deserve
Aunt Sue's land.

462
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,518
- Huh.
- I'm the one who stayed.

463
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,478
I'm the one who takes care of
the people who need me.

464
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,814
What have you done
for the family lately?

465
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,607
- [scoffs]
Okay, Ms. High and Mighty.

466
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,943
- Which one
are we supposed to take?

467
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,486
- Doesn't matter.

468
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,947
Wake's already started.
Coffin's empty anyway.

469
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,950
- Yeah, whatever,
Ms. Minishonka Princess.

470
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,744
Mm-hmm.
- How dare you?

471
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,912
Coming from
a Minishonka deadbeat,

472
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,622
that means a lot, actually.

473
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,292
Oh, you think it's funny?
- [chuckles] Oh, shit.

474
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673
[somber organ music]

475
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,051
- You gave me
the world, Herbert.

476
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:36,222
And two beautiful sons,
and, uh, six grandchildren.

477
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:41,144
And, oh, a lifetime
of memories.

478
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:44,147
You made me so happy, my love.

479
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:48,109
I just can't believe
that our song is going to end.

480
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,028
- [gasps for air]
- Ahh!

481
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,780
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

482
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,031
I really held on
as long as I could,

483
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,325
but after, like, 45 minutes,
there's no oxygen

484
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,244
in these things.
I could have died, all right?

485
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,871
A beautiful service, Linda.

486
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,499
Okay, uh,
you're probably wondering,

487
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,959
"Why is this strange man
climbing out

488
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,127
of Herbert's coffin?"

489
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,921
And it's a great question.

490
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,382
Problem is,
there's not a great answer.

491
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,133
Uh--oh, hi.

492
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,551
You're getting up.
Hi.

493
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,472
You must be the two sons,
Richard and Herbert Jr.

494
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,350
All-pro football linebackers.
[chuckles nervously]

495
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,518
Here's the thing.

496
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,936
If I know anything
about Herbert,

497
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,896
and I really think I do
at this point,

498
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:29,943
it's that he would have wanted
for me to leave his funeral

499
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,486
unharmed.

500
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,241
- I'm Bobbie Yang,
and I'm running

501
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,410
for mayor of Rutherford Falls.

502
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,746
Today, we're gonna put on
our face for the future.

503
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,373
It's starts
with a great foundation,

504
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,208
which for me is my mom,

505
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,335
who raised me
to always be glam

506
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,587
and to love this amazing town.

507
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,922
She's a home healthcare worker,

508
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,342
so I understand the issues
facing her industry

509
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,429
and the aging community
she serves.

510
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,764
<i>- * People are talking *</i>

511
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,142
<i>* Talkin 'bout people *</i>

512
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,477
<i>* I hear them whisper *</i>

513
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,771
<i>* You won't believe it *</i>

514
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,773
<i>* They think we're lovers *</i>

515
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,942
- Man, Sue would
have loved this.

516
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,610
- Mm-hmm.
And the part she didn't love,

517
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,945
she would have talked
mad shit about.

518
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,697
- [chuckles]

519
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,115
- Does Nathan have a black eye?

520
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,284
[gasps]
- Damn.

521
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,328
- He sure does.
- Badass.

522
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,290
- Aunties are special.

523
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,418
They love you like moms,

524
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,880
and they forgive you
like friends,

525
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,591
and they got your back
like sisters.

526
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,594
Sue Margaret Jacobs
was my auntie.

527
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,013
And now that she's passed on...

528
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:43,725
Uh...

529
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,393
I--

530
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,689
[clears throat]
Sorry, I'm try--

531
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,570
- When I was about ten,

532
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,947
Aunt Sue used to have me drive
her cool Crown Vic

533
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,324
to pick up smokes.

534
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,117
[light laughter]

535
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,410
That wouldn't fly nowadays,

536
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,662
but she was old school,
you know?

537
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,791
And...she loved us.

538
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,086
And she pushed us.

539
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,714
A lot of us needed that.
[light laughs, murmurs]

540
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,634
And I'm glad that we all
got to love her back

541
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,678
in our own way.

542
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,225
- Curtis is right.

543
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,268
Aunt Sue taught me
how to count in Minishonka.

544
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,354
She also taught me
how to curse in Minishonka.

545
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,605
[chuckles]

546
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,484
I know she touched
everyone's life here,

547
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,027
so anyone who wants to,

548
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,571
please come up and say
something about Aunt Sue.

549
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,033
- Sue was Rage Fuel's
band manager.

550
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,704
At this one gig in Syracuse,
the promoter wouldn't pay us.

551
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,831
Sue pulled a frying pan
out of her purse,

552
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,499
and hit the guy in the head.

553
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,292
We didn't get paid,
but it was awesome.

554
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,669
[laughter]

555
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,213
- When she won the big jackpot

556
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,923
on "The Unicorn's Challenge,"

557
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,884
Sue bought everyone here
Yard Margs.

558
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,929
- It was the drunkest
I've ever been at work.

559
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,305
[sniffles]

560
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,766
- She looked out for me
like I was her own nephew.

561
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,852
And if she hadn't hired
that private detective,

562
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,563
I might be married
to Loretta right now.

563
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,148
- It's Black Friday.

564
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,609
And I'm screaming
on the floor, in Sears,

565
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,153
in labor with Curtis,

566
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,031
and Sue cruises up
to the Housewares department

567
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,408
with the doctor
on the back of her bike,

568
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,076
and she says,
"Let's do this!"

569
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,661
[laughter]

570
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,081
- And as Sue marches
through the gates of heaven,

571
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,585
may our father, God,
Prince of Peace,

572
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,504
maker of men,
savior of souls,

573
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,340
the real king of pop,

574
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,051
shine upon her
as he can for you

575
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,428
if you accept--if you accept--
- Thank you.

576
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,638
[groans]
Anyone else?

577
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,645
<i>[mellow acoustic music]</i>

578
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,315
- Sweetheart.
- Yeah?

579
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,983
- Here.

580
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,738
- No way.
- [chuckles]

581
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,867
You deserve it.
[chuckles]

582
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,703
And she would have wanted
you to have it.

583
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,165
My girl.

584
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,333
Go on.

585
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,834
Go take it for a cruise.

586
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,297
[motorcycle roars]
- Yeah!

587
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:20,840
Wow.
- Oh, my God.

588
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,717
- Whoa, I know
it's not land,

589
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,512
but this motorcycle
is freaking awesome!

590
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,014
- It's gonna be even cooler
when I learn how to drive it.

591
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,265
- Oh, yeah.

592
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,351
- You want to get on?
- Yes! Give me a try.

593
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,852
Thank you.

594
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:37,107
[revs engine]
Oh, yeah!

595
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,150
- Yeah, baby.

596
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,443
- How do you--how--off?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

597
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,320
to the left.
- Okay.

598
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,030
- Yeah.
- There it is.

599
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:47,575
Reagan, that service today
that you put together?

600
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,536
Beautiful.
- Thanks.

601
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,162
- Herbert's service
was also lovely.

602
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,706
Before they punched me
in the face,

603
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,249
his sons actually said

604
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,001
some pretty poignant things
about him.

605
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,211
But they were also
clearly damaged.

606
00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:01,006
Just a reminder,
families are messy.

607
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,842
- I mean, look who
you're telling that to.

608
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,219
Although, Curtis really did
show up for me today.

609
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:09,014
- Duz always shows up
for me too.

610
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,682
I freaking love that guy.
I gotta call him.

611
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,183
- Good.

612
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,894
- Love 'em or hate 'em,
we just need our families.

613
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,438
Get back on here.
- Okay, all right.

614
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,772
- Show this hog
who's boss.

615
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,566
- Okay, all right.
Yeah, baby.

616
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,067
- Yeah, looks good on you.

617
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,944
- [exhales]

618
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:24,988
Man, all those speeches today,
I just--

619
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,073
forgot what a badass
my Aunt Sue was.

620
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,908
- Oh, yeah.
- Never married,

621
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,994
never took any shit
from anyone.

622
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,579
- Mm-hmm.

623
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,747
- You know,
I don't know how,

624
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,583
but I'm gonna get
my own goddamn land.

625
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,793
[revs engine]
[laughs]

626
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:40,211
- Yes you are!

627
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,214
Ugh, I don't know
if it was the funerals,

628
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,717
this motorcycle,
getting punched in the face,

629
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,927
almost suffocating
in that coffin,

630
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,473
but I feel so alive right now.
- I know!

631
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,142
I feel the power
of this matriarch's motorcycle.

632
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,435
- Yeah!
- [revs engine]

633
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,937
both: Whoo!

634
00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:01,649
- I feel so free!
[revs engine]

635
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,110
- Okay, Charlie, last thing.

636
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,404
I thought you should know,
I'm pregnant.

637
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,743
- Wow.
I hope it's okay to ask,

638
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:15,121
the--the father's probably...
- Yes.

639
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,999
I'm having
Nathan Rutherford's baby.

640
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,340
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

641
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:32,347
<i>* *</i>


