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- I got the last turkey legs
from Ye Olde Smoked Meats.

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We're gonna get sick of
quasi-colonial food eventually,

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but not today, baby.

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- You know, hiding in an attic

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really makes you miss
hot food and bathrooms.

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- You've missed so much.

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The town's revamp.
My 18th birthday.

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- Well, I did send you
that Cameo

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from Olivia Rodrigo's horse.

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- That was you?
- Yeah.

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- That horse did not
phone it in.

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I love an animal
who knows her angles.

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- Agreed.

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Reegs, I finally took
the official museum tour.

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It's amazing.
You should be really proud.

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- Thank you.
Well, it's just the beginning.

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I am interviewing
co-curators today.

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- Nice.
- Lean in, queen.

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Gaslight those hoes.
Nathan, welcome home.

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- Nice to see you, Ms. Fish.

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- So you're happy to see me?
Okay.

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- Oh! It's--it's a platitude.

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- I listened to that podcast
about you, in bed, on a loop.

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Then I started a subreddit
and there's, like, five of us

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who are obsessed.
- Hmm.

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- I just kept thinking about
you wandering the country.

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Humiliated.
Desperate for human touch.

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- Oh!

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Well, it's a podcast.
Things get exaggerated.

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I think we've all moved on.

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- I have Josh's info
if you wanna dox him.

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- Well, I find that troubling.

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Um, we should go.
- Oh, really?

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- I'm gonna get some napkins.

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- Okay.
- Yep.

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- I'll take some.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Oh, this poor girl.
- Yes.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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- So Wayne and Sally,

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what would you say
is your reason for being here?

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- The interview.
You finally twisted our arms.

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We're willing to work for you.

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- But only as a team.
- Oh.

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- So why don't you begin by

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telling us a little about
yourself?

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- Sure, would love to.

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I run a museum,
and this is a waste of my time.

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- You're making a really bad
first impression.

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Very unlikable.

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- It's not a no, but you gotta
turn things around quick.

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- So Nelson, you went to
Dartmouth for your undergrad

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then did a dual graduate
program at your tribal college?

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- Museum and Library Sciences.

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I spent a lot of time
working with my elders as well.

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You know, working with them

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to help save my people's
language.

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It was pretty beautiful.

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I ended up
teaching them so much.

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- Wow.

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High-achiever type, huh?

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- Look, I don't see preserving
our traditional life ways

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as any type of achievement.

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It's more of a cultural
imperative.

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You know, this really
should have a top.

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And the label here
has two grammatical errors.

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This is off-center,
and your wattage on this--

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- [clears throat]
So nice to meet you, Nelson.

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Thank you so much
for coming in.

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I don't wanna take up
too much of your time.

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- I've only been here
for seven minutes.

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- A very sacred number.

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As I'm sure you know.

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It's never gonna happen.

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- B-b-but rehab has left me a
changed man. [chuckles]

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And I've severed my ties
to Ithaca College.

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- You were fired
for teaching class naked.

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- Well, nude and naked
are two different things.

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And quick question,
may I live here?

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<i>[plucky bass music]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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[knock at door]

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- I asked not to be disturbed.

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- Ooh.

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[speaking Mohawk]

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- I'm but a humble servant
to our people.

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- In an $800 suit.
- Purchased at Nordstrom Rack.

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- Ooh, business
is that bad, huh?

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- Ah, there it is.
That Feather Day charm.

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Happy to see your opposition
to our casino expansion

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didn't keep you
from barging in today.

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What can I do for you?

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- I am running for mayor
of Rutherford Falls,

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and I'd like your support.

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- Right, the special election.
I read about that.

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- We've had our differences,

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but we both know that I can get
this town back on track.

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- This town is profoundly
on track.

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Our projected growth
is outstanding.

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We just need time.

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- Well, I think
that's a bunch of bullcrap.

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I'm going to be mayor, Terry,

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and I would rather roll
with you than through you.

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But either way, I'm rolling.

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- Well, the casino can't
take sides in these matters.

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Bad for business.
And I myself am not political.

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Unless you count voting
ten times for Brooke Simpson

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on "America's Got Talent."

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- [laughs] Only ten?
- It's the max.

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- Not if you use the website
and the app.

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- Well, good luck
on your campaign.

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I'm sorry I can't be
of more help.

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- [chuckles] Let me know
when you change your mind.

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- [speaks Mohawk]

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- [speaking Mohawk]

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<i>* *</i>

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- It's been a couple of months,
who are these grown women?

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- I know.

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Teenagers double in size
every month, it's wild.

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They've been asking about you,
Nate.

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I don't know what to tell 'em.

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- Well, I'm not sure
what to say, Duz.

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It's just been
super weird being back.

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- Yeah.
- You know?

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I mean, this is weird.

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That, super weird.
- [laughs] No, I know.

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Look, I get it.
I just--I want my brother back.

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- I'm working my way back.
I promise.

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- Okay.

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- Hey, are you Popcorn Guy?
- What?

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- From the podcast, you know?

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- Oh, yes.

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I am the guy
who offered popcorn

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to settle a centuries-old debt.

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Not my proudest moment.

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- You know what,
you gotta meet my roommate.

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- I do.
- He thinks you're a maniac.

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- He does.
- Hey, Billy!

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Hey, get over here.
It <i>is</i>Popcorn Guy.

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- No way!
Ask him if he has any popcorn.

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- By the way, this, also weird.

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- Also weird. Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Not hiring you or you.

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You couldn't stop staring
at my cleave, so no, ew.

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Uh, hi. Museum's closed today.

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- Hi, Shep Swiftwater.

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Came down to apply
for the co-curator position.

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- Oh, I don't see you
on my list.

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- Well,
I'm a bit of an old dog.

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I had some problems
with the online application,

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so I thought
I'd just come down.

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- Thank you.

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All right, oh, you worked
at Denver Museum of Mankind.

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- I did--full disclosure,

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they will not have nice things
to say about me.

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I kept pushing this crazy idea.

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Indigenous people should
design Indigenous exhibits.

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- [laughs]

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- You know, I read about
all the changes that you made,

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but this is real impressive.
- Thank you.

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- And I can see that you pulled
from your thesis

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on Native Reclamation.

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- You read my thesis?
- I did.

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- There's only, like,
eight people

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to ever get through it,
and I paid four of them.

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- When my cohorts and I

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protested and occupied
universities

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and demanded
our seats at the table,

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we also dreamed that someday
people like you

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would stand on our shoulders
and make change.

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And it's just wonderful
to see destiny fulfilled.

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- You're hired.

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And thank you,
but you're hired.

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And I love you. Be my dad?
[laughs]

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Welcome aboard.

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- This is where Terry said
to meet?

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Feels kinda murdery.

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- Big time.

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<i>[inquisitive music]</i>

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<i>* *</i>

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- Deviled eggs?

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- I assumed we were
attending a party,

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and it's rude not
to bring a dish.

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- Very thoughtful.

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Nathan, I've come
with an opportunity.

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Mayor Deirdre is stepping down.

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There's going to be
a special election,

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and I think you should run.

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- Ha!

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[chuckling]

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What? No.

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- Why not?

193
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- Well, I'm kind of a joke
in this town.

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I made an ass of myself
at your birthday.

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Strangers are coming up to me
on the street,

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calling me Popcorn Guy
because of that stupid podcast.

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It's not a good time.

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- People love
a redemption story.

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Well, a white redemption story.

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- I'm trying
to decenter myself.

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This is my time to listen
and champion other voices.

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- So that's your plan?

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Lead an unexceptional life
and then just die?

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Your ancestors
must be so proud.

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- Uh, well, I don't actually
know who my ancestors are,

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Terry, because your
last big master plan

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kind of blew up my whole life.

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- Nathan,
the town is in trouble.

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Do you know a woman named
Feather Day?

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- She owns that gym, Sweat.

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She spoke at my school
on career day and was beautiful

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and terrifying, like Maleficent
in a milk bath.

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- My wife, Renee, owns
a jazzercise gym on our rez.

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A few years ago, we opened
a second location in town.

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Feather sullied my wife's name
and her exercise techniques.

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The gym folded.

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It took months for Renee
to pick up her tiny weights

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and regain her confidence.

219
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:06,421
- Okay, not sure how that's
dangerous for the whole town.

220
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- Feather attacks her enemies
like a snake.

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And if she becomes mayor,
Rutherford Falls,

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everything I fought for,

223
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everything Reagan's fought for,
will be at risk.

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Tomorrow, I'm throwing Deirdre
a going-away party.

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All the local power players
will be there.

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Come. Press some flesh,
see how it feels.

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<i>[plucky music]</i>

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[indistinct speech, laughter]

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- Whatever they're saying,
I apologize in advance.

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- How do you mean?

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We're just discussing
this beautiful piece here.

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- Did you know Minishonka

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have been making pottery
for thousands of years?

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- But we revitalized
the art form in the 1960s.

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- Did I read the label I wrote?
Yes.

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- She wasn't always like this.

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Stress has just hardened
this woman.

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- My auntie's a pretty
famous potter.

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I could ask her to do a demo.

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00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,769
- I've been asking you
to connect us for months.

241
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,731
- Yeah, now that we have
a real curator, I'm gonna.

242
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:10,193
- My dear,
Reagan is more than qualified.

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00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,486
You know,
they're taking me out tonight

244
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,488
to celebrate my new job.
Care to join us?

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00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,657
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Shep, you're cool, man,

246
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,576
but you gotta watch
the company you keep.

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00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,079
- Yeah, thank God
we're here to help you.

248
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,668
- Shep is everything
I could possibly hope for.

249
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,920
<i>- So you admit</i>
<i>that I was right</i>

250
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,964
<i>when I said that</i>
<i>you would find someone great.</i>

251
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,132
- I mean, sure.

252
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,383
You also said
I would love NASCAR

253
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,884
if I understood
what was happening.

254
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:39,264
- It combines speed and valor
and a little bit of faith.

255
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,141
But it's mostly driving.

256
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,561
- Anyway, I just wanted to tell
someone how good this feels.

257
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,187
Shep is awesome.

258
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,731
And he said I'm brilliant.

259
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,066
- Another thing
I was right about.

260
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,944
And that sounded like flirting,
which we agreed not to do

261
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,071
because we are just friends.

262
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,700
And this friend
is very happy for you.

263
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,702
- Thank you, friend.

264
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,245
<i>- Angelina Jolie turns</i>
<i>to me and says,</i>

265
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,330
"I'll donate my Fritz Scholder

266
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,791
if you streak with me
in the hills of Lyon."

267
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,710
- [laughs]
- And?

268
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,837
- Let's just say the painting
was in the exhibit.

269
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,089
- Oh, dirty dog.

270
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,050
- I can't imagine
my museum work

271
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,426
taking me all over the world.

272
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,470
- Hell, yeah.
Where are you from, Shep?

273
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,098
- Ooh, so many places.
Everywhere and nowhere.

274
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,059
I call myself a son
of Turtle Island.

275
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,354
- Mm.
- I love that. So deep.

276
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,647
- Yeah, but like
what part of the turtle?

277
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:34,569
Like, the arm or, like, yeah,
Florida, lower-right leg?

278
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,446
- Our people are nomads,
you know this.

279
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,906
No matter where they move us,

280
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:41,159
we belong to the land,
the sky, and the water.

281
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,828
- This man is dropping science
right now.

282
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,748
- Yeah, but, like,
what tribe are you?

283
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,917
- Well, I have heritage
with the Algonquin,

284
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,127
the Inuit, Mapuche,

285
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,296
and the Midwestern band
of Cherokee.

286
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,257
- Those tribes are hella
far away from each other.

287
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,259
- I've never heard
of Midwestern band before.

288
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,136
- But, you know,
I identify mostly

289
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,805
as a descendant of
the Potawatomi.

290
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,308
- Mm, descendant, cool.

291
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,021
I ascended from my mom,
who's Minishonka.

292
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,398
both: Same.

293
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,482
<i>[tense music]</i>

294
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,401
- Time for another round.

295
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,277
And when I get back, I'm gonna
tell you about the time

296
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,822
I took Steven Seagal
to his first ceremony.

297
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,281
Wha-chaw!
- Whoa.

298
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,950
[laughter]

299
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,369
- He definitely used
the D word, didn't he?

300
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,912
- Yeah, who descends?

301
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,331
And from, like,
18 different nations.

302
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,166
- You know who.

303
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,794
Reagan, did you hire
a pretendian?

304
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:38,091
- I can't believe Creator
would do this to me.

305
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,300
I still might
make out with him,

306
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,469
but I'm furious about it.

307
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,102
<i>[lively jazz music]</i>

308
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:54,274
<i>* *</i>

309
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,026
- The food looks amazing.

310
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,069
I'm so glad I skipped
my dad's birthday for this.

311
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,530
- This is the fanciest party
I've ever been to.

312
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,449
All the lights in here
have dimmers.

313
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,409
Not cheap.

314
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,287
- Well, lucky us.
How you been there, Frank?

315
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,580
- Pretty good.

316
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,875
Leased a Kia,
and I am the mayor.

317
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,669
Well, for now.
I'm the pointed mayor.

318
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,713
- Oh, you mean appointed?

319
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,631
- No, it already happened.

320
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,717
This guy pointed at me
and said, "You're the mayor."

321
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:21,634
So...

322
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,303
- And he was pointing at you?

323
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,929
- He was wearing a suit.

324
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,640
So I said,
"All right. Here we go."

325
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,267
- Okay, well,
good luck with that, buddy.

326
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,354
- Thanks, man. Have fun.

327
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,563
- You're probably right,
Nathan.

328
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,191
You don't have what it takes
to be mayor.

329
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,234
Luckily, we have Frank.

330
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,695
- [chuckles]

331
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,990
- Okay, I pulled the dossiers
I keep on all VIPs in town.

332
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,701
I stacked them
in order of importance.

333
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,620
- Oh, if we're going in order
of importance,

334
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,830
I think I know where to start.

335
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,208
- Okay, that's Peter Caplan,
the car wash king.

336
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,834
Petra Turner, town council.

337
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,586
Deirdre Chisenhall,
former mayor.

338
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,796
You two had sex twice.

339
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,423
- Oh, my God, Bobbie,
stand down.

340
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094
- Nathan, hello.

341
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,553
- Hi, Deirdre.

342
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,683
Congratulations
on your big promotion.

343
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,810
I knew you were destined
for bigger things.

344
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,186
I'm really happy to see you.

345
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,979
I just--I want you to know

346
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,816
that I'm really,
really sorry that I--

347
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,318
- Left town and didn't
call me once?

348
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,570
- Yeah, that.

349
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,615
Really wanted to, a lot.

350
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,994
I just--I didn't like
who I was.

351
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,748
Anyway, seems like
I missed my chance.

352
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,959
I may never see you again.

353
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,335
- I don't know.

354
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,713
My brother Brian's house
sitting while I'm in Albany.

355
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,548
I'm pretty sure
he hacked my Nest cam.

356
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,633
It just shows him vacuuming
on a loop.

357
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,720
I don't buy it.
- Yeah, that sounds suspicious.

358
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,305
- I'll be going back and forth
to check in.

359
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,765
We might run into each other.

360
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:54,060
- Okay.
I'm really glad to hear that.

361
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,854
Let me ask you something.

362
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,649
What do you think
about me for mayor?

363
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:03,028
- Well, some say it's
the people you don't expect

364
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,195
who change the world.

365
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,532
Some say real change
comes from within.

366
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,369
The key is everyone's talking.

367
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,954
See what I mean?

368
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:17,125
- Wow, you just sounded
inspiring but said nothing.

369
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,877
- That's the job.

370
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,837
See you around, Popcorn Guy.

371
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,594
- Okay, Bobbie. I'm ready.

372
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,763
Let's press the flesh.
- Great.

373
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,849
Let's start with Principal Tom
because he is smashed.

374
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,142
- Okay.

375
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,272
- Ugh, I just wanted extra help
at the museum,

376
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:44,027
not to hire the Bernie Madoff
of Indian country, you know?

377
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,279
What's going on?
You're like, buffering.

378
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,614
- Yeah, I got hammered

379
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,325
with some Rutherford
power brokers last night.

380
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,578
Terry wants me
to run for mayor.

381
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,955
- What?
- Yeah.

382
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,291
- Okay, I thought you were
"decentering" or whatever.

383
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,796
- Well, I was, but Terry thinks
I can use my position

384
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,673
to help the town.
I don't know.

385
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,717
When he locks his eyes
on you, like,

386
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,427
what are you supposed to say?

387
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,304
- The man can stare.
- Right?

388
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,598
So I don't understand.
Why can't you just ask

389
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,350
Shep for his tribal ID?

390
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,603
- Oh, it's loaded.

391
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,397
Not everyone has one.

392
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,483
Some tribes use blood
quantum minimum, some don't.

393
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,777
Some aren't even
federally recognized.

394
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,196
Some tribal IDs go through
the washing machine

395
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,197
and then they're unusable.

396
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,824
- Why don't we check
our pockets?

397
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,785
- My point is,
genocide is messy.

398
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,578
I don't wanna be
the identity police.

399
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,123
It feels shitty.
- Then don't do it.

400
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,499
- But if he's a fraud,

401
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,292
and I let him work beside me
and shape

402
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,004
the voice of the museum,
that's unforgivable.

403
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,965
- If he is a pretendian,
then you gotta fire him.

404
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,800
- Yeah.
- In order to do that,

405
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,969
you have to be 100% sure
he's not who he claims to be.

406
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,682
How the hell
are you gonna do that?

407
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,685
<i>[tense music]</i>

408
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,645
- Sally said to come down here.

409
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,022
Everything okay?

410
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,066
- We'll be the ones
asking questions here, Shep.

411
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,901
- Have a seat.

412
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,447
<i>- I created an online</i>
<i>straw poll</i>

413
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,531
to see how you would fare

414
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,575
if the election
were held today.

415
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,035
- You can just whip that up?

416
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,870
- I collect data on which of
my makeup tutorials

417
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,496
people are most drawn to.

418
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,041
So when asked, "Would you vote
for Nathan Rutherford?"

419
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,710
52% of those polled said yes.

420
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,754
- You know, I always say polls
don't matter,

421
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,255
but this one sounds
super important.

422
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,049
Go on.
- That's nothing.

423
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,426
When asked, "Would you vote
for Popcorn Guy?"

424
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,970
Over 68% said yes.

425
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,139
And 40% of those people
wrote in,

426
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,183
"Dude,
that would be hilarious."

427
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,560
- Right, like, as a joke.

428
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,145
I'd be the joke mayor.

429
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,730
- You're hitting
the wrong word.

430
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,231
You'd be the joke <i>mayor.</i>

431
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,941
- Hmm.

432
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,610
That doesn't sound better.

433
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,365
- So, Shep,
your start paperwork

434
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,952
has a driver's license,
passport, but no tribal ID.

435
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,330
- Do you have proof
of your tribal status?

436
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,375
If that's okay to ask.
I mean, answer the question.

437
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,126
- I'm enrolled,
but wouldn't you know it,

438
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,630
I left my tribal ID in my jeans
and it went through the wash.

439
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:12,092
- Okay, that does happen.
You didn't think to replace it?

440
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,760
- We all know the red tape
involved

441
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:14,928
when dealing
with tribal governments.

442
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,097
- Uh, well, Shep.
[chuckles]

443
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:21,393
I checked your social media,
and you didn't have any.

444
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,103
Congrats.

445
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,314
You're the only Native man
in his 50s without a Facebook.

446
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525
- Explain that, huh?

447
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:32,278
- I've lived in many cities,
and I've loved in even more.

448
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614
I think it's best that
we keep my Facebook private.

449
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,242
- [sighs]
Baller defense.

450
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,035
He has been snagging aunties
left and right

451
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,495
since he got here.
- What?

452
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,247
- Pretty airtight.

453
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,874
- What doesn't make sense
is you, Wayne.

454
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,210
You claim to be full
Minishonka, and yet somehow,

455
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,421
you're able
to grow facial hair.

456
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,633
Makes for an interesting hiccup
in your bloodline, no?

457
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,885
And my dear Reagan.
- Please don't.

458
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,595
- You traipsed all the way
to Evanston, Illinois,

459
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,972
to get the Wasi'chu's approval

460
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,140
before you had
enough confidence

461
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,017
to speak about
your own culture.

462
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,060
That is, if you have
enough confidence now.

463
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,479
- Where we're trying
to get to is--

464
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,148
did you just speak Lakota?

465
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,941
- You both should know
that I'm connected

466
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,068
to many legacy
Native institutions.

467
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,696
I don't think you want the
reputation of lateral violence

468
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,156
towards elders
in those sacred circles.

469
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,407
- Maybe we do.

470
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,825
- No, we don't.

471
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,035
both: We don't.

472
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,495
- Okay, we need a new plan.

473
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,581
- Well, whenever I'm getting
questioned by police,

474
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,166
they like
to bring in the "bad cop."

475
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,876
- Yeah, that's what
you were supposed to be.

476
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,377
- Well, get somebody
badder than me.

477
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,506
<i>[tense music]</i>

478
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,425
<i>* *</i>

479
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,053
- Let's see him go up
against that stare.

480
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,853
- So you're not Native.

481
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,022
- I am. There was actually
a washing machines incident--

482
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,191
- No, no, no.

483
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,400
There are real Native people
out here

484
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,362
with deeply complex
identity stories.

485
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,322
But that's not you.

486
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:01,409
You take advantage of centuries
of violent displacement.

487
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,245
You hide in the cracks
of our trauma.

488
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,498
Feasting on opportunities.

489
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,209
How long have
you been pretending?

490
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,879
What started this game?

491
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,131
You got wait-listed at Amherst,

492
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,175
so you thought you could
sneak in the backdoor?

493
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,761
Compensate for your
hopeless mediocrity

494
00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,515
by presenting as--
whatever this is.

495
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,185
And now you're here,

496
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,438
until you scurry back
to a more prominent museum,

497
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,273
where no one
in those white spaces

498
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,151
has the depth
to sniff out your fakery.

499
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,407
Do you fathom
the harm you cause us?

500
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:45,829
Can you, as you pick and choose
all the positives of who we are

501
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:50,458
without ever once experiencing
any of the hardships?

502
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:56,047
I want you to look at me
and tell me who you really are.

503
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:02,846
- Only my ancestors
can judge me.

504
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,307
- And those ancestors were?

505
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,560
- [voice strained]
White. So white.

506
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,354
Swedish, which is about
as white as you can get.

507
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:16,526
I'm just a white man
from Connecticut.

508
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,528
Sorry, I just--I'm--

509
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,699
- Leave your medallion
on the table

510
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,159
and get the hell out of here.

511
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,540
[Shep crying softly]

512
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,379
- Damn, Terry.
Never become a cop.

513
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,632
- Seriously, thank you.
- Anytime.

514
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,135
I'm sorry you weren't able
to hire any real support.

515
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,263
- Actually, I think I know
who I can hire.

516
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:50,643
He's kind of the worst,
but I'm 100% sure he's Native.

517
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,521
- I noticed that
you didn't fix any

518
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,357
of the problems
I mentioned, huh?

519
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,275
- It's been, like, two days,
Nelson.

520
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:01,446
But yes, you should
start on those first.

521
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,532
- Can do.
It's a real easy job anyway.

522
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,081
- You know there are better
restaurants, right?

523
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,582
- Are you kidding?

524
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,959
I've been waiting months
to eat these chicken riggies.

525
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,420
Oh yeah, just like Mom
used to make--

526
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,756
chewy and sitting out
for hours.

527
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,549
- Mm.

528
00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:25,804
So what are you gonna do,
mayorally speaking?

529
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,224
- Well, you know,
I'm trying to find my purpose.

530
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,102
Which starts with doing
the work on myself.

531
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,478
And reading the books.

532
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,105
It's like, I don't need to be
in the center, but--

533
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,564
- You need to be somewhere.

534
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:40,026
- Yes, and Terry's like,
"Do this."

535
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,321
I don't know, maybe being
the mayor is my purpose?

536
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,908
Forget all that.

537
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,202
You, congratulations on
getting rid of your pretendian.

538
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,704
- Oh--
[laughs]

539
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:54,165
I wouldn't say that.
Check this out.

540
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,042
- "Hiding In Plain Sight:

541
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,961
My Life as a
Part-Time Pretendian"

542
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,380
by Shep Swiftwater,
AKA Wyatt Olson.

543
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,507
What the hell am I reading?

544
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:06,803
- AKA, "What started as a deep
appreciation for Native culture

545
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:10,640
spawned a double life of
jet-setting around the world."

546
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,018
- How did he turn that around?
- I don't know.

547
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,270
He's making himself sound
like a cool spy.

548
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,646
I swear, it's always people

549
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,190
with a ton of unearned
confidence that get things.

550
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:25,155
- So have you made a decision?
- I have.

551
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,615
Gonna be a hard pass.
I really wanna help.

552
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,994
I just don't wanna win
as a joke.

553
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,954
- Politicians win
by telling stories.

554
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,332
The Prodigal Son, The Gipper,
Obama's whole deal.

555
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,918
Feather Day will win
because she has a great story.

556
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,213
Strong Native woman,
self-made small business owner.

557
00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:46,343
Your story, while embarrassing,
is strong.

558
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:49,679
- Terry, I think
I got a better one.

559
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,473
Bobbie.

560
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,475
- Don't be ridiculous.
They're still in high school.

561
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,769
- Well, they're 18.
And youth is exciting.

562
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,187
And they've done more
for this town

563
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,938
than people twice their age.

564
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,399
- I'm listening.

565
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,526
- A non-binary child
of immigrants,

566
00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:05,528
born and raised
in Rutherford Falls.

567
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,863
And they're not
just a good story.

568
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,531
They've got the goods.

569
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,700
They've researched every mover
and shaker in this town.

570
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,036
They've got a great mind
for strategy.

571
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,996
And they know how
to sound inspiring

572
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,124
without actually
saying anything.

573
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,210
<i>[knock at door]</i>

574
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,671
- Hello, Bobbie.

575
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,297
We've come
with a wonderful opportunity.

576
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,632
- I'll do it.

577
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:28,218
- Okay, we haven't even
told you what it is.

578
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,220
- Sorry, I get excited
by intrigue,

579
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,138
but I'll definitely do it.

580
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,306
<i>- * Oh *</i>

581
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:36,142
<i>[driving rock music]</i>

582
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,143
<i>* Oh *</i>

583
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,688
<i>* *</i>

584
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:40,689
<i>* Oh *</i>

585
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,191
<i>* *</i>

586
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,193
<i>* Oh *</i>

587
00:24:45,235 --> 00:24:46,736
<i>[pow wow ad lib]</i>

588
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:47,737
<i>* Oh *</i>

589
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:50,198
<i>* *</i>

590
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,199
<i>* Oh *</i>

591
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,785
<i>* *</i>

592
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:54,744
<i>* Oh *</i>

593
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,205
<i>* *</i>

594
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,164
<i>* Oh *</i>

595
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,750
<i>* *</i>

596
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,751
<i>* Oh *</i>

597
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:04,212
<i>* *</i>

598
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:05,213
<i>* Oh *</i>

599
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,841
<i>* *</i>

600
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:08,842
<i>* Oh *</i>

601
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,261
<i>* *</i>

602
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,303
<i>* Oh *</i>

603
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:13,722
<i>* *</i>

604
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:14,931
<i>[pow wow ad lib]</i>

605
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:15,932
<i>* Oh *</i>

606
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,309
<i>* *</i>

607
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,644
<i>* Oh *</i>


