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Greg, honey,
drop the hammer.
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We all know this ends with you
having a hook for a hand.
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I'm putting a nail
on the door
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so someone can hang
a "Boo" on it.
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Here we go--
The Halloween Boo.
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As the tradition goes,
a week before Halloween,
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a member
of Westport's "in" crowd
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sneaks up to their "victim's"
house and hangs a Boo...
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and leaves
a gift bag of candy...
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where it's discovered
the next morning.
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In a normal town, this would be
a fun community tradition.
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But in Westport,
it's a popularity contest.
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Leave it to Westport
to ruin everything.
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We got Booed!
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I'm somebody now!
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Then the family who got Booed
gets to Boo another family.
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And so on...
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We've never been one of those
"And So On" families.
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And every time I think
we've hit rock bottom...
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You two, your fault.
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Oh, my God, Carol!
We got Booed!
So did we!
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I'm so happy for us!
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Carol, you're getting divorced!
Relax.
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{\an8}And now
let the Boos roll in.
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{\an8}Oh, Greg,
we're not getting Booed.
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{\an8}Don't you understand?
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{\an8}This whole town
is like high school,
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{\an8}only our family has braces
and headgear.
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{\an8}I had braces and headgear
and rosacea.
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{\an8}I was still very popular.
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{\an8}- Really?
- Yes.
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{\an8}Everyone knows
the hall monitor.
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{\an8}Oh, come on!
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{\an8}This is the third time
this month
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{\an8}that guy has blown leaves
into our yard.
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{\an8}I'm gonna go make a scene like I
did at that rental-car counter.
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{\an8}Film it this time.
I'll deal with him.
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{\an8}Sure, if "dealing" means
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getting nervous, sweating,
and mumbling nonsense.
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{\an8}Greg's not the greatest
at confrontation.
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{\an8}Hey, I saved that table
with my sweater on it,
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and those people moved it
to the communal table,
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where the weirdos sit.
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Why don't we
just sit outside?
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{\an8}It's cold out,
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{\an8}and there's pigeons
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{\an8}and people walking by
giving me
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that "It's too early
to eat a hamburger" look.
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{\an8}Besides, it's a sweater
on a chair.
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{\an8}That's a classic
table save.
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Well, I'll just tell them
to move.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. I got this.
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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That table's
on my wife's sweater.
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On the chair.
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I meant that table's on my
wife's table-- aah-- chair.
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Sweater.
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Ohh.
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What I've been trying to say
is...
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We'll eat in the car.
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Okay, I hear you,
but I can handle this.
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It's just a little convo
with the neighbor's gardener.
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It's coo'.
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I really pulled that off.
Mm!
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Anna-Kat!
Honey, what happened?
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Why'd you scream?
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It wasn't me.
It was Oliver.
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I jumped out
and scared him.
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Dude.
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Oh, it wasn't
a scared scream.
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It was more of
an excited scream, like...
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"There's my little sister.
I missed you."
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Dude.
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Fine. This sucks.
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I have plans to go to
Cooper Bradford's haunted house
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this year
with Alice McCarthy.
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What am I gonna do?
I scream like a girl.
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And not a brave girl,
like Wonder Woman.
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I'm like the girl
that Wonder Woman saves.
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I overcame my fear of water
by going into the water.
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Maybe Oliver needs
his own immersion therapy.
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That's actually
not a terrible idea.
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Uh, no, it is.
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Go for it, Anna-Kat.
Roger that.
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Anna-Kat, please,
I ask you not to do this.
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Right, because you want to be
surprised when I scare you.
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Smart.
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No, because
I don't want you to do it.
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Gotcha.
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Do you feel like
a good mother right now?
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Hey, not all parenting decisions
are home runs.
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What the hell?!
I thought he said it was coo'.
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I thought you were going to
deal with the gardener.
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He sees me raking
with my mad face.
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I think he's getting
the message.
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I'll take care of it.
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Costume check!
Get 'em on and line 'em up!
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One thing I've learned
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is if you're going to survive
Halloween,
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you have to do a costume check
seven days in advance
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so you don't end up
at Sue-Ann Fabrics
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at 8:00 p.m. on the 30th.
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Hands off! My kid changed
her mind about her costume,
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and I'm running off
half a pizza Lunchable!
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Back off!
All of you!
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Oh, now, that looks great!
A princess!
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So much better than that
drowned zombie from last year.
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No, I'm going
as a zombie princess.
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Grand-Duchess Anastasia
of the Romanov family.
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She was murdered by
the Bolshevik Secret Police
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mid-1918.
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There were rumors of her escape,
but I'm not buying it.
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Great.
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Just as long as it
doesn't involve me
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having to go to Sue-Ann Fabrics
at the last second.
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I still have not recovered
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from last year's
rotator-cuff injury.
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You see this?
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This is as high as I can go
with my arm.
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Look at you!
Let me guess--
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a nerdy, young
Silicon Valley dork.
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These are
my school clothes, Mom.
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And I have no need
for a costume.
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Because the scare therapy
is not going well.
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It's rubber.
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Like your pants should be.
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Aah!
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I waited in that bathroom hamper
for three hours.
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I now know things about
all of you I wish I didn't.
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You're getting over
your issue with being scared,
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because you're not
going trick-or-treating
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with me and Anna-Kat.
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It only takes us 20 minutes.
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We hit two houses,
then I take her to CVS
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and buy
all the crap on sale.
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Look at you!
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You're so...
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pregnant.
I know, right?
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I got invited to do the group
costume this year,
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and we're all going
as "Norwalk Prom Girls."
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Funny, but no.
Go find another costume.
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What? No. This is what
all my friends are going as.
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There is no other costume.
Oh, there's another costume.
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When I was a kid,
I wore the same burlap sack
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three years running.
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First I was an Indian princess,
then a peanut,
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then just a sack.
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So you need to
think of something else,
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or it's going to be
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"Norwalk Prom Girls"
and their friend "Potato."
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Give me the baby.
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Guys, get down here quick!
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My fellow Ottos,
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today is a proud day.
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I think it was
the orator Cicero--
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I swear to God, Greg, if you
teach me something right now...
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We've been Booed.
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No way!
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My poster was right.
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Dream it. Believe it.
Achieve it.
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Oh, hi!
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We just got Booed.
No biggie.
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I thought you didn't care
about getting Booed.
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I don't.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Come on.
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Okay, maybe I care a little.
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Ladies...
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notice anything...
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different about me?
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Oh, it's just
water weight.
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You waxed the lip.
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What?! No!
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I got Booed.
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Wait, what?
You got Booed?
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought you said
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Boos were the dumbest
thing you've ever heard of.
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I was just quoting her!
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Clean your mouth out!
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I wonder who Booed you.
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I don't know.
It's a secret.
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Code of the Boo.
- Hmm.
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Well, I've never been Booed.
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You think
that has something to do
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with people being afraid
of your attack dogs?
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That's not fair.
They're not attack dogs.
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Mm-hmm.
They're just untrained dogs
who bite people.
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- Hmm.
- Why haven't you been Booed?
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Oh, I'm a black woman
in Westport.
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I'm not about to let people
start nailing things to my door.
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Hmm. Fair enough.
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Here, check this out.
I took 22 pictures.
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Not that I care.
It's a dumb Boo.
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Wait.
I think I know who Booed you.
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- Who?
- Chloe Brown Mueller.
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I saw those crystal pumpkins
in the window of her shop.
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That's crazy.
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Why would Chloe Brown Mueller
Boo me?
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We hate each other.
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Ha-ha! Your ticket's
more expensive than your car.
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Over here! Quick!
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This one's expired!
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Oh, no, no, no! Wait!
I'm right here!
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Also,
it's a little in the red.
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You bitch!
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It can't be her.
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Maybe someone bought
the pumpkins from her store.
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No way.
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It's one of those vanity shops
Westport housewives open
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so they can say
they have a career.
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No one's bought anything
from there.
She's right.
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It's on the same street
with the other vanity shops,
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like the one that sells
$40 macaroons.
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- $40?
- Mm-hmm.
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Macaroons are garbage cookies,
and everyone knows it.
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You know what I think?
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Chloe Brown Mueller
sent you that Boo
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because you are now
Spring Gala Chairlady.
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Yeah, you're stepping up
socially,
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and she wants to make peace.
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- You really think so?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know what?
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If Chloe Brown Mueller
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can extend an olive branch
and Boo me,
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the least I can do
is accept it.
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In fact, I'm gonna go thank her
right now.
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If you haven't heard,
I got Booed.
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I don't know what that is,
but my grandma just died,
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and they made me come in
anyway.
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Stephan, stop telling everyone
your problems!
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Maybe Angela's right.
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Maybe I have climbed
socially.
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Hello.
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Oh, good to see you.
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Hi.
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Oh, your little baby
is adorable.
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Oh. Maria! A customer!
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Ew.
What are you doing here?
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I came to thank you
for the Boo.
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The Boo?
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The Boo.
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Oh, come on.
Don't play dumb.
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I know the truth--
You Booed me, girl!
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I'm here to accept
your peace offering.
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Oh!
You thought I Booed you!
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Oh, my God!
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Boo you?!
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That is rich!
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Which you are not.
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00:11:07,757 --> 00:11:09,381
Look,
I know that it was you
252
00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:11,631
because the stuff in the Boo
came from your store,
253
00:11:11,632 --> 00:11:13,382
and nobody ever shops here.
254
00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:17,757
Maria! Out front. Now.
255
00:11:20,174 --> 00:11:23,340
Maria here
obviously made a mistake
256
00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:24,923
when delivering my Boo.
257
00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:27,715
She must have thought your house
was the neighbor's garage
258
00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:30,631
because it's so small
and filled with junk.
259
00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:33,298
I'm saying your house is small
and your stuff is junk.
260
00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,090
Yeah. I got it.
261
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:37,173
Actually, it was just
a mix-up in the address.
262
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,631
I'm sorry
for the confusion.
263
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,548
You have
a very lovely house.
264
00:11:40,549 --> 00:11:44,381
Maria, please
insult Katie's house.
265
00:11:44,382 --> 00:11:45,423
- Um...
- Now!
266
00:11:45,424 --> 00:11:46,506
I don't like your house.
267
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,090
Good one, Maria!
268
00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:49,965
But seriously,
I'm gonna need my Boo back.
269
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:52,465
Chloe, who has two thumbs
and hates your guts?
270
00:11:52,466 --> 00:11:55,298
Every woman in this town
except Kari Gurlack,
271
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:59,465
who lost one of hers
in a garbage-disposal accident.
272
00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:02,340
Too soon.
273
00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:04,465
I didn't mean to deliver it
to the wrong house.
274
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,381
Ohh, this is just embarrassing,
Maria.
275
00:12:06,382 --> 00:12:08,340
And so is bringing an entire
sleeve of Ritz crackers
276
00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:09,840
to work every day
277
00:12:09,841 --> 00:12:11,256
and eating them in the bathroom
like an animal.
278
00:12:11,257 --> 00:12:14,590
Yeah.
I know about that.
279
00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:15,506
I just want to go home.
280
00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:17,965
Oh, Maria...
281
00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:19,965
you're like the sister
that I never had.
282
00:12:26,341 --> 00:12:28,131
Oh, hey, Mom.
283
00:12:28,132 --> 00:12:29,506
I've been thinking.
284
00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:31,965
Since I'm not allowed to be
a Norwalk Girl for Halloween,
285
00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:33,840
I'm gonna go
as this ladybug instead.
286
00:12:33,841 --> 00:12:34,756
What do you think?
287
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:36,590
Oh, sure.
288
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,548
This inappropriate
sexy outfit
289
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,173
is the only other costume
available in the whole world.
290
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,256
Gee, I guess
I'll have to let you go
291
00:12:43,257 --> 00:12:46,131
as a pregnant prom girl
after all.
292
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,048
I can't tell
if you're being sarcastic.
293
00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:50,340
You can't tell
if I'm being sarcastic?
294
00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:51,506
Are you being sarcastic?
295
00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:52,506
Now I'm confused.
296
00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:53,631
Let's start over.
297
00:12:53,632 --> 00:12:54,841
Find another costume.
298
00:12:56,591 --> 00:12:57,673
How was the Zombie Run?
299
00:12:57,674 --> 00:12:58,923
Amazing.
300
00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,590
I tagged out more runners
than anyone else.
301
00:13:00,591 --> 00:13:02,090
And you want to know why?
302
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,381
People see Frankenstein,
and they think "slow."
303
00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:07,090
Always bank on people
underestimating Frankenstein.
304
00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:08,923
Mom.
305
00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,340
Will you at least
just think about it?
306
00:13:12,341 --> 00:13:13,465
We both know I won't.
307
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,256
You never understand!
308
00:13:15,257 --> 00:13:17,506
Taylor, I'm already dealing with
the fact that we lost our Boo.
309
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:20,048
I do not have the mental energy
for a costume fight right now.
310
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,340
Everyone else's parents are
fine with them being pregnant!
311
00:13:25,049 --> 00:13:26,798
Do I need to--
No. I got it.
312
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:27,923
Oh. Good.
313
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:29,965
So, what were you saying
about losing our Boo?
314
00:13:29,966 --> 00:13:33,381
Turns out
it was a mistake.
315
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:36,381
Chloe Brown Mueller
meant it for someone else.
316
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,881
Are you upset? I thought you
didn't care about getting Booed.
317
00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:42,048
I was lying, Greg.
318
00:13:42,049 --> 00:13:44,798
It's cute you still don't
recognize when I do that.
319
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:47,923
It's just my whole life
320
00:13:47,924 --> 00:13:50,006
I was the popular one.
321
00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:51,423
You should have seen me
in high school.
322
00:13:51,424 --> 00:13:52,423
I was the "it" girl.
323
00:13:52,424 --> 00:13:53,506
Everyone knew me.
324
00:13:53,507 --> 00:13:56,381
Oh, you were also
a hall monitor?
325
00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:58,215
And in
our old neighborhood,
326
00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,715
our house was the place
everyone wanted to hang out.
327
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,590
But that hasn't happened
here.
328
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,215
So I finally just accepted
it wasn't going to.
329
00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:07,090
And this Booing
made me think
330
00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,756
that things
were about to change.
331
00:14:09,757 --> 00:14:11,381
It's stupid.
332
00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:13,131
It's not stupid.
333
00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:14,506
And to make it worse,
334
00:14:14,507 --> 00:14:17,423
Chloe Brown Mueller knew
it meant something to me.
335
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,840
She kept poking at me
like a circus bear.
336
00:14:19,841 --> 00:14:21,715
I'm not a circus bear,
Greg.
337
00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:24,756
I'm just a mom who wants to be
loved by the people she hates.
338
00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:28,631
Well, I better
go give it back.
339
00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:30,798
You're not giving
anything back.
340
00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:33,048
I'm gonna go
let Chloe Brown Mueller know
341
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,298
we're keeping our Boo.
342
00:14:34,299 --> 00:14:35,798
That's sweet, honey,
343
00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:37,881
but you can't even stand up
to the neighbors' gardener.
344
00:14:37,882 --> 00:14:40,298
And Chloe Brown Mueller
is the macaroon of people.
345
00:14:40,299 --> 00:14:41,465
I don't care.
346
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,590
You're always taking care
of things for me.
347
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,298
It's time I took care
of something for you.
348
00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:47,965
Go get her, honey!
I know you can do it!
349
00:14:47,966 --> 00:14:50,298
He can't do it.
Yes, you can!
350
00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,341
Did I just correct myself
out loud?
351
00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,131
You can do this.
352
00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,298
Don't sweat.
Don't mumble.
353
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,090
Enunciate.
354
00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:03,756
Aluminum, linoleum.
Aluminum, linoleum.
355
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,006
She walked across the balcony
356
00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:06,631
explicitly mimicking
his hiccuping
357
00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:07,673
while amicably letting him in.
358
00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:17,840
Did you really think
Katie's house was lovely?
359
00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:19,173
Yes, I did.
360
00:15:19,174 --> 00:15:20,798
Hmm.
361
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,381
Can I have Christmas Eve
off?
362
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:23,299
No.
363
00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:28,090
Chloe Brown Mueller!
364
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,715
Ohh, this is unsavory.
365
00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:32,298
I'm Katie's wife-- life.
366
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,048
Wh-- Life-- Husband.
367
00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:35,298
Life husband.
368
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:38,756
Partner.
369
00:15:38,757 --> 00:15:40,840
Why are you so disgusting
and sweaty?
370
00:15:44,174 --> 00:15:45,548
What do you want, Greg?
371
00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:46,965
I'll tell you what I want.
372
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,090
Aah!
Makeup's in my eyes!
373
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:05,965
I'll see myself out!
374
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:10,673
My treasures!
375
00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:13,423
My beautiful treasures!
376
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:18,756
Why?!
377
00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:29,173
Look, Mom, I overheard
what you said to Dad earlier
378
00:16:29,174 --> 00:16:31,006
about wanting to fit in.
379
00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:34,756
And, honestly, our problems
are kind of the same.
380
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:36,381
Is it really
that important to you
381
00:16:36,382 --> 00:16:38,090
to be friends
with these girls?
382
00:16:38,091 --> 00:16:41,173
I like them.
And they're a really fun group.
383
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,048
And I like them.
And they're really fun.
384
00:16:43,049 --> 00:16:45,423
Yes.
You made that clear.
385
00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:47,506
Being invited to join
this group costume
386
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,256
is kind of like
you getting a Boo.
387
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:51,840
I mean, I know
it's just a stupid outfit,
388
00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:55,006
but it feels good
to be included.
389
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,381
Okay. I get it.
390
00:16:57,382 --> 00:17:00,673
You can go
as a pregnant prom girl.
Yes!
391
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:02,756
But I'm never letting you
do anything like this again.
392
00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,715
One small suggestion.
Yeah?
393
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:06,923
For extra pizzazz, take one
of Anna-Kat's dolls with you,
394
00:17:06,924 --> 00:17:08,631
and halfway through the party,
tuck it under your arm
395
00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,881
and pretend you gave birth
to a toilet baby.
396
00:17:10,882 --> 00:17:12,131
Oh, my God.
397
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,340
You're an amazing mom!
398
00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:22,965
So, um, how did it go?
399
00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:25,131
I accidentally pretty much
obliterated the place.
400
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:27,590
I destroyed thousands of dollars
worth of valuable items,
401
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,881
and I have glass
in my boots.
402
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,506
Did you film it?
403
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,506
No.
404
00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:33,549
You never film things.
405
00:17:36,341 --> 00:17:39,090
I love that
you went down there for me
406
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,048
and tried to do something
you're terrible at.
407
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:44,381
Plus, knowing Chloe Brown
Mueller's shop is destroyed
408
00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:46,465
pretty much makes up
for everything.
409
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,006
Just hearing you say those words
makes the cut on my foot
410
00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,757
that's slowly filling my boot
with blood worth it.
411
00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:22,548
What the hell
is going on?!
412
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:24,131
I was hiding under the bed,
413
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,548
then I grabbed him
with an icy hand of death.
414
00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:29,298
Anna-Kat,
I put you to bed an hour ago.
415
00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:31,798
Wow, that level of discipline
and emotional detachment
416
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,798
will have CIA recruiters
drooling.
417
00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:36,381
I can't go to Cooper Bradford's
haunted house.
418
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,506
I'll humiliate myself.
419
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,506
Actually...
420
00:18:39,507 --> 00:18:41,131
I have an idea.
421
00:18:41,132 --> 00:18:44,256
Huh. I thought we had more candy
than this.
422
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,215
No. You're not
a good candy estimator, Greg.
423
00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:51,923
All right, everybody, come down
and show us your costumes.
424
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:55,340
Oh, honey!
You look beautiful!
425
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,006
Glowing, even.
426
00:18:57,007 --> 00:18:58,923
Why do I want to kill
whoever fake did that to you?
427
00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:01,090
Bane is here.
428
00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:05,590
It works.
I sound like a dude.
429
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,131
Very clever.
430
00:19:07,132 --> 00:19:08,715
I had to go back
to the store.
431
00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:12,506
Before you fight me on this,
ask yourself one question--
432
00:19:12,507 --> 00:19:15,423
Can you take a punch?
433
00:19:15,424 --> 00:19:17,173
For the record,
that movie "The Purge"
434
00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:19,298
is based on Sue-Ann Fabrics
on Halloween day.
435
00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:21,756
Next year,
costume check July 4th.
436
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:24,798
All right, Bane and Preggers,
you've got parties to go to.
437
00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:27,632
Come on, Zombie Anastasia.
Let's go trick-or-treating.
438
00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:32,215
What the...?
Who would have Booed us?
439
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:33,506
Boo.
440
00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:42,090
Well, if you need me,
441
00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:44,757
I'll be at Chloe Brown Mueller's
shop working off my debt.
442
00:20:31,091 --> 00:20:33,924
{\an8}Courage. Action. Success.