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Nick, this was a tragedy,
but it's not why we're here.
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What, are we fighting the weather now?
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Locals say the cyclone had a face.
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People see things
when they're under stress.
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That does not mean that this is the start
to some other big world-ending--
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Who are you?
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You don't want any part of this.
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Gone but not forgotten.
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Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy
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for their help
with that touching video tribute.
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- This year has been nothing short of--
- **** is crazy. It's insane.
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- Jason.
- What?
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No swearing.
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It's the last day of school. We're good.
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Historic.
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Over five years ago,
half of all life in the universe,
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including our own Midtown High,
was wiped from existence.
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Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes
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brought us back.
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They called it "the Blip."
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Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age...
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But our classmates that didn't Blip
had grown five years older.
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- My little brother is now older than me.
- Yeah, it's math.
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Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year
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and had already taken midterms,
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the school made us start the whole year
over from the beginning.
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It's totally unfair.
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It's not right.
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Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic,
somewhat confusing road.
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As we draw this year to a close,
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it's time to move on...
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-to a new phase of our lives.
- Pray nothing crazy happens again
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because are the Avengers even
a thing anymore?
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- Does anyone even have a plan?
- I have a plan.
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Okay, first, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.
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Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual-headphone adapter
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and watch movies with her
the whole time.
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- Okay.
- Three, when we go to Venice--
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Venice is famous for making stuff
out of glass, right?
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- True.
- So I'm gonna buy her
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a black dahlia necklace because
her favorite flower is the black dahlia
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- because of, well...
- The murder.
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The murder. Four, when we go to Paris,
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I'm gonna take her to the top
of the Eiffel Tower,
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give her the necklace.
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Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
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Then, six, hopefully she tells me
she feels the same way.
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Oh, don't forget step seven.
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- Step seven?
- Don't do any of that.
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- Why?
- We're gonna be bachelors in Europe.
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- Ned.
- Look,
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I may not know much, but I do know this:
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Europeans love Americans.
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- Really?
- More than half of them are women.
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Okay. Sure.
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But I really like MJ, man, okay?
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She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.
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Sometimes I catch her looking at me,
I feel like I've stood up--
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- She's coming. Don't say anything.
- What up, dorks?
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- Excited about the science trip?
- Hey, we're talking about the trip.
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- Yeah, and Peter's plan.
- You have a plan?
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I don't-- I don't have a plan.
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No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons
when we're traveling to other countries.
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Like a grandmother?
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I'm not collecting tiny spoons.
He's collecting tiny spoons.
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Oh, okay, well...
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that was a real roller coaster.
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By the way, travel tip:
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You should download a VPN
on your phone,
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so the government can't track you
while we're abroad.
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Smart. Will do.
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Dude, I think that went really great.
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When I Blipped back to my apartment,
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the family that was living there
was very confused.
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The wife thought that I was a mistress.
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The grandma thought that I was a ghost.
It was-- It was really a mess.
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Thank you for coming out
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to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.
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And, of course,
thanks to our very own Spider-Man!
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Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me.
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And thank you, you guys, for having me.
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And thank you, Spider-Man.
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He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos. Thank you!
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- That was amazing.
- That was great.
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- That was so cool. I was so nervous.
- I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket.
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- I thought you did great.
- You were a little stiff.
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Yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.
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- It's fine, it's fine.
- Okay.
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- Did you get your passport?
- Yeah.
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- Mini toothpaste?
- Yeah, I did.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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- Happy. Hey.
- Oh, you look lovely.
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- Thanks. You too.
- Thank you.
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- New dress?
- Yeah, yes, it is.
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- It's a new beard.
- It's my-- My Blip beard.
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I grew it in the Blip.
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It's a Blip beard.
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I see. Yeah.
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The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced at the office.
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Can you believe it? Because
it's enormous. Not the amount, the size.
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The amount's nice too. They're generous.
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- Pepper said, sorry she couldn't be here.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno under the vegan lasagne.
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Spider-Man, go shake hands.
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Will do.
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What just happened?
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Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you.
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- Fury's gonna call me? Why?
- Yeah.
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Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.
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You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.
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If it was that important,
he'd probably call someone else, not me.
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Apparently not.
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- No caller ID. That's him.
- I don't wanna talk to Fury.
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- Answer the phone.
- Why?
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If you don't talk to him, I have to,
and I don't want to.
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- Why not?
- Because I'm scared. Answer the phone.
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- You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
- Yeah.
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- You don't send Fury to voicemail.
- Hear that? They're calling me.
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- I gotta go.
- You gotta talk to him.
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I'm gonna call him.
I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will.
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You do not ghost Nick Fury.
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I promise you, I'll call him.
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After my trip.
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Hey!
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Yeah, hi-- No, no, he's not ghosting you.
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Okay, one question at a time.
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Are you the head Avenger?
Are you the head Avenger now?
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No, I'm not.
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If the aliens come back,
what are you gonna do?
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If the aliens come back, what will you do?
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Does anyone have
any neighborhood questions?
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Sean Winford, Queens Tribune.
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What it is like to take over
from Tony Stark?
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Those are some big shoes to fill.
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I'm-- I'm gonna go.
Thanks so much, everyone, for coming.
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Subtitle
www.movieddl.me
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Okay.
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Hungry?
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So sorry.
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I thought you could sense that
with your Peter-tingle.
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Please do not start calling it
my Peter-tingle.
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What's up? You can dodge bullets
but not bananas?
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No, I just really need this vacation.
I need a break.
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You deserve it.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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You should pack your suit, just in case.
I have a tingle about it.
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Please stop saying "tingle," May.
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No.
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No. No, I'm not.
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- Yeah!
- Can you help me get my stuff up here?
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- Oh, sorry, that's mine.
- No worries.
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- Middle seat gets both armrests.
- Give me a tablet.
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Do you want the first shift
or the second? I could take either.
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Give me the third shift. I took an Ambien.
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- I can't chaperone these kids alone.
- Yo, Parker.
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This is called an airplane.
It's like the buses you're used to,
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except it flies over the poor neighborhoods
instead of driving through them.
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Ma'am?
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He Blipped, so technically,
he's 16, not 21.
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I'll take that.
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She's lying. I don't even know this girl.
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Classic MJ, right?
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Did you know Brad was coming?
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It-- It's so weird.
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One day, he's that kid who cried
and got nosebleeds all the time,
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and suddenly, we Blip back,
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and he's totally ripped and super nice
and all these girls are after him.
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- Not all the girls are after him.
- No, man, they're all after him.
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Yeah. Here.
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Anyway, on to more important things.
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It's a nine-hour flight. We can play
Beast Slayers the whole time.
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Are you excited?
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I need your help to sit next to MJ.
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- Seriously?
- Yes, seriously.
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What about our plan?
American bachelors in Europe.
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That's your plan. That's a solo plan.
Come on, this is my plan.
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Please.
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Hey, guys.
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There's an old lady in front of us
wearing a crazy amount of perfume,
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and it's kind of setting off
Peter's allergies.
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Betty, if you could switch seats with him,
that would be--
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He's allergic to perfume?
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Yeah, yeah, because it--
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It makes his eyes water,
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- and he can't really--
- Peter has a perfume allergy?
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From experience,
perfume allergies are no joke.
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I can feel hives breaking out already.
MJ, stand up.
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Ned, take MJ's spot.
MJ, you take my spot.
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Peter, let's get you out of there.
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- Sorry.
- Zach and Sebastian,
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- you take Ned and Peter's seats.
- That's all right.
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Ned, thanks for bringing this
to my attention.
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Your safety is my responsibility.
And Mr. Dell's, but he's...
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I got it for now. Let's go, Peter!
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Let's go!
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Yeah, I have a small bladder,
so I took the aisle.
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So did you want to play Beast Slayer?
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Nope.
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Have you ever played
any kind of PC game or--?
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- No.
- Got it.
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Did I tell you
how my wife pretended to Blip out?
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Turns out, she ran off
with a guy in her hiking group.
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We had a fake funeral for her.
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Well, the funeral was real
because I thought she was really dead.
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Wanna see the video?
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Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapter
if you want to watch a movie.
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Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.
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Oh, you have a dual-headphone adapter.
We can watch together.
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Good afternoon,
this is your captain speaking.
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Our flight time will be eight hours,
49 minutes to Venice, Italy.
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Nice picture.
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00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,939
Hey, did you see Brad and MJ
on the plane?
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They were watching movies
and laughing the entire time.
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Dude, don't worry, okay?
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- I'm sure that's nothing.
- Hey, babe.
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Can you hold this?
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- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.
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What was that?
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Well, we got to talking on the plane,
and it turns out,
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we have a lot in common.
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So we're boyfriend and girlfriend now.
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00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,637
Whatever happened to being
an American bachelor in Europe?
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Peter, those were the words of a boy.
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And that boy met a woman.
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A very strong and powerful woman.
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And now that boy's a man.
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- Babe?
- Coming, babe.
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There's nothing in there. I swear.
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These, no.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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- I'm here. Mr. Harrington.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- I'm here, I'm here.
- Oh, thank goodness.
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Looks like we're here.
They're doing renovations to the place.
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- Getting some upgrades.
- Oh, this is trash.
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00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,399
- That must be the concierge.
- Okay.
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Come on, man.
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Everyone, here we are.
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- Tell me we're not staying here.
- Come on in.
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This place is sinking.
241
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,286
- You mean, "charming."
- It stinks.
242
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,747
Okay, everybody, drop your bags off.
243
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,625
We're gonna meet
at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!
244
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,793
- !Vámonos!
- It's "andiamo."
245
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,086
- Andiamo!
- There you go.
246
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,755
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
247
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,798
When you're in Venice,
your socks get wet.
248
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,806
What's up, Flash Mob?
How you guys doing?
249
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,767
I'm here in St. Marco Polo's--
250
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,395
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?
251
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,921
- Three, two, one.
- Say "pizza."
252
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,257
- Pizza!
- Pizza time!
253
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,946
Hi.
254
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,531
I'm looking for a...
255
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,085
It's perfect.
256
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,762
What?
257
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,850
The most perfect word.
Italians created it, I just discovered it.
258
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,019
- What does it mean?
- It can mean a million things.
259
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,812
"I don't know." "Get out of my face."
260
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,814
"I don't know" and "Get out of my face."
261
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,608
It's the best thing Italy created,
except for, maybe, espresso.
262
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,361
Oh, so you've been drinking espresso.
263
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,364
Hey. German? American.
264
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,907
A rose for you.
265
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,162
"Boh"' is my new superpower.
266
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,831
It's like the anti-"aloha."
I was born to say this word.
267
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,417
So, what's in the bag?
268
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,172
Nice.
269
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,514
Whoa, cool.
270
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,324
What was that?
271
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,432
- Betty! You okay?
- Yeah.
272
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,893
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.
273
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,436
Guys, we gotta go!
274
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,650
- What is that?
- I don't know.
275
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,568
- What'll you do?
- Left my suit in the hotel.
276
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,529
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!
277
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,114
Everyone will see my face.
Get them out of here.
278
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,115
- Go!
- Just go!
279
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,751
Get out of here. Go!
280
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,547
Oh, my God.
281
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,639
Come on.
282
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,362
Oh, no, you don't.
283
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,041
You okay? Get out of here. Go!
284
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,135
Excuse me, sir!
285
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,929
I-- I can help. Let me help.
286
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,680
I'm really strong, and I'm sticky.
287
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,974
I need to lead it away from the canals.
288
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,795
The da Vinci Museum.
This is why we're here in Venice.
289
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,505
Oh, this is it.
290
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,756
It's closed.
291
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,633
What do you mean? Till when?
292
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:04,717
November.
293
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,595
- You didn't check the website?
- Oh, that's a good idea.
294
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:23,987
Oh, come on.
295
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,201
Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here.
296
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,345
Who is that guy?
297
00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,472
I don't know,
but he's kicking that water's ass.
298
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,922
Yeah! Yeah!
299
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,356
It's aliens. It has to be.
300
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,483
BuzzFeed says there's a sailor
named Morris Bench
301
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,902
who was exposed to an experimental
underwater generator
302
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,237
and got hydro powers.
303
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,407
Yeah, you should definitely believe
everything you read on the Internet.
304
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,909
- Spider-Man could take him.
- What do you think it is?
305
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,122
Being a man of science...
306
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:41,582
witches.
307
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,543
No, no, no. We wanna stay.
308
00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:45,294
Good thing I packed your suit.
309
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:48,214
- I can it believe you forgot it.
- Yeah.
310
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:51,050
So who was that guy that you were with?
Was that Mr. Strange?
311
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:55,680
Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange.
And, no, I don't know who that was.
312
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:56,931
It was a new guy.
313
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:59,183
- I was trying to help him--
- Happy, that's my lunch.
314
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:00,435
Don't eat that one.
315
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:03,563
- Happy's there?
- Yeah, it's Happy.
316
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,815
He's here. He came by to volunteer.
317
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,067
And he's hanging around the office.
318
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,570
- And he wants to say hi.
- I don't want-- Hi, Peter.
319
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,113
Hey, Happy.
320
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:17,034
Sorry, I'm working hard here.
I gotta do a-- A leaflet drop.
321
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,996
- What are you doing--?
- Glad you're having a good time.
322
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,123
Don't worry,
I'm really taking care of your aunt.
323
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,587
So how's the plan going?
324
00:26:29,714 --> 00:26:31,632
There's been setbacks, for sure.
325
00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:34,218
Don't overthink it.
Trust your instincts and you'll be fine.
326
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:35,136
I know. Love you.
327
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,429
Bye.
328
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:39,807
Who is that guy?
329
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:42,435
He's like Iron Man and Thor
rolled into one.
330
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,645
He's all right. He's no Spider-Man.
331
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,564
What is it with you and Spider-Man?
332
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,650
What? He's just awesome, okay?
333
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:53,070
He protects the neighborhood
and he's inspiring.
334
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,281
He inspires me to be a better man.
335
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,700
What's up, dickwad?
Thought you drowned.
336
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,663
Sounds like his name's Mysterio.
337
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:06,709
"L'uomo del misterio" is Italian
for "man of mystery."
338
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,962
- They don't actually know who he is.
- Mysterio.
339
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,298
- Cool name.
- Cool name.
340
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:14,717
- Babe.
- Babe.
341
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,761
So how much of that did you see?
342
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,805
Not much. I was running.
343
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:21,724
Right. Me too. I was also running...
344
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:22,934
away.
345
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,354
So Paris tomorrow.
346
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:30,149
Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.
347
00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,777
Yeah, I read it was secretly built
as a mind-control antenna
348
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,487
to create an army of the insane.
349
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,825
Which is why it's my favorite destination
on the whole trip.
350
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,454
What are you gonna do about
the water monster?
351
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,039
Nothing.
352
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,125
It's dead.
Besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it.
353
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:50,044
I just wanna spend some time with MJ.
354
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:53,297
We were talking about Paris,
and I think she really likes me.
355
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:54,340
That's nice.
356
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:56,509
Reminds me
of when Betty and I first fell in love.
357
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,761
I had just finished
my fruit cobbler, right, and--
358
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:07,311
You're a very difficult person
to contact, Spider-Man.
359
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,983
You're Nick Fury.
360
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,318
And you just shot Ned.
361
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,696
It's a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right.
362
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,991
So good to finally meet you.
363
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,784
I saw you at the funeral,
364
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,412
but I didn't think that was a good time
to exchange numbers.
365
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:26,455
That would've been inappropriate.
366
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,583
- That's what I just said.
- Right.
367
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:32,461
The important thing is, you're here.
I tried to bring you here.
368
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,423
You avoided me, and now you're here.
369
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,216
What a coincidence.
370
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,468
Wait. Was this a coincidence?
371
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:42,847
I used to know everything.
372
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:46,601
Then I come back five years later,
and now I know nothing.
373
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:49,395
No intel, no team.
374
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,689
And a high school kid
375
00:28:51,772 --> 00:28:54,734
is dodging my calls.
376
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:56,402
Here's what I do know:
377
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:04,285
A week ago, a village in Mexico
was wiped out by a cyclone.
378
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,788
Witnesses say that cyclone had a face.
379
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:16,130
Three days later,
a similar event in Morocco.
380
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:17,340
A village was--
381
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,217
Just making the rounds.
382
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,763
See if anyone needs any counseling
after today's traumatic events.
383
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,390
No, we'll be okay. We're fine. Thank you.
384
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:29,727
Great because I'm--
I'm not qualified to actually--
385
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,354
Oh, he's passed out.
386
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,607
I'm not qualified to do it anyway,
so good night.
387
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:39,695
That was my teacher. Sorry about that.
You were saying?
388
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:42,990
A village was destroyed by what
may well be another world-threatening--
389
00:29:43,074 --> 00:29:46,202
Babe, you still awake?
You're not answering any of my texts.
390
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,995
He's asleep, Betty.
391
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,455
Oh, already?
392
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,290
- Yeah.
- Okay.
393
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,167
That's why it's imperative--
394
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:57,713
Hey, boys. So that canal water today
was filled with dangerous bacteria...
395
00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,550
Another person touches that door,
we are going to attend another funeral.
396
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:04,679
- Suit up.
- Let me know if you develop vomiting.
397
00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:10,351
Stark left these for you.
398
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:11,686
Really?
399
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:26,450
"Uneasy lies the head
that wears the crown."
400
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:31,831
Stark said you wouldn't get that
because it's not a Star Wars reference.
401
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,713
You can lose the mask.
Everyone here has seen you without it.
402
00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:40,423
You'd be feigning anonymity
403
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,925
and breathing through spandex
for no good reason.
404
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:49,140
Come on.
405
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,225
Yeah.
406
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:57,106
Over there, we have Maria Hill.
407
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,818
That is Dimitri.
408
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:05,156
And this is Mr. Beck.
409
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,409
Mysterio?
410
00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:09,785
What?
411
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,873
Doesn't matter. It's just what
my friends have been calling you.
412
00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:16,500
Well, you can call me Quentin.
413
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,257
You handled yourself well out there today.
I saw what you did with the tower.
414
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,259
We could use someone like you
on my world.
415
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,053
Thanks.
416
00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:28,554
I'm sorry. Your world?
417
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,348
Mr. Beck is from Earth.
418
00:31:31,432 --> 00:31:32,975
Just not yours.
419
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,769
There are multiple realities.
420
00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:37,980
This is Earth Dimension 616.
I'm from Earth 833.
421
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:41,192
Sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse?
422
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,152
I thought that was theoretical.
423
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,529
That changes how we understand
the initial singularity.
424
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,782
We're talking about
an eternal inflation system.
425
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,867
How does that even work
with all the quantum--?
426
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:50,951
It's insane.
427
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:55,331
Sorry. It's really cool.
428
00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,709
Don't ever apologize for being
the smartest one in the room.
429
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,129
Anyway...
430
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,802
They were born in stable orbits
within black holes.
431
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,054
Creatures formed
from the primary elements:
432
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,681
Air, water, fire, earth.
433
00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:15,309
The Science Division had
a technical name.
434
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,478
We just called them Elementals.
435
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,980
Versions of them exist
across our mythologies.
436
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,857
Turns out, the myths are real.
437
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,734
Like Thor.
438
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,904
Thor was a myth,
now I study him in my physics class.
439
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,406
These myths are threats.
440
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:32,159
They first materialized
on my Earth many years ago.
441
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:33,494
We mobilized and fought them,
442
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:36,247
but with each battle,
they grew, got stronger.
443
00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:39,291
I was part of the last battalion left
trying to stop them.
444
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,585
All we did was delay the inevitable.
445
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:44,964
The Elementals are here now,
attacking the same coordinates.
446
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:46,215
Our satellites confirm it.
447
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:49,009
Thank Mr. Beck for destroying
the other three.
448
00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:50,845
There's only one left: fire.
449
00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:54,849
The strongest of them all.
The one that destroyed my Earth.
450
00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:58,769
It's the one that took my family.
451
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,691
I'm sorry.
452
00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:06,235
And it will be in Prague
in approximately 48 hours.
453
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:10,489
We have one mission: kill it.
And you're coming with us.
454
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,243
I'm sorry, did you say Prague?
455
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:19,957
Mr. Fury, this all seems like big time,
you know, huge superhero kind of stuff.
456
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,544
And I'm just a friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
457
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,421
Bitch, please. You've been to space.
458
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,173
I know, but that was an accident.
459
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:29,175
There's gotta be someone else
you can use.
460
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,136
- What about Thor?
- Off-world.
461
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:33,929
Okay, Doctor Strange.
462
00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:35,556
- Unavailable.
- Captain Marvel.
463
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:37,057
Don't invoke her name.
464
00:33:37,141 --> 00:33:39,101
Sir, look, I wanna help. I do.
465
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,770
But if my aunt finds out I left
my class trip, she'll kill me.
466
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,231
And if I'm seen in Europe
after the Washington Monument,
467
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:46,859
my class will figure out who I am, then--
468
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,195
Then the whole world will figure out
who I am, and then I'm done.
469
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,072
Okay.
470
00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:53,574
I understand.
471
00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:56,035
I'm sorry, what?
472
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,829
Why don't you get back
before your teachers miss you
473
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,623
and become suspicious.
474
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,875
Dimitri.
475
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,211
Take him back to the hotel, please.
476
00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:06,212
Yes.
477
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:08,297
Thank you, Mr. Fury.
478
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,341
And good luck.
479
00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,802
See you, kid.
480
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:14,970
Yeah, see you.
481
00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:18,807
- Bye, ma'am.
- Yeah.
482
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:27,316
Drink lots of water.
I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill.
483
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,277
- You cannot get sick, okay?
- Okay. Thanks, baby.
484
00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:32,154
Hey, are you sure you're good?
485
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,948
Oh, dude, I'm fine.
486
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,366
- Okay. Nice.
- Don't worry.
487
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:38,285
Getting tranq'd in the neck by Nick Fury,
488
00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:40,162
probably the coolest thing
to ever happen to me.
489
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,455
- It is pretty awesome.
- Yeah.
490
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,707
- I'm happy I don't have to go to Prague.
- Seriously.
491
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,126
Good news. We're going to Prague.
492
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:48,879
- What?
- Prague?
493
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:51,966
Yeah. Tour company called.
They upgraded us.
494
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:55,010
You should've heard me on the phone
with them. I really gave them hell.
495
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,095
All I heard was crying.
496
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,181
- Look at our upgraded ride.
- Whoa, bro, you see that?
497
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,432
It's pretty sick.
498
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:04,061
- I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington.
- Oh, come on.
499
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,730
Peter, what--? What's going on?
500
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,026
I think Nick Fury just hijacked
our summer vacation.
501
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,446
I'm Mr. Harrington to the kids...
502
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,198
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.
503
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:17,574
Awesome.
504
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:20,452
Yeah. Awesome.
505
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,061
Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, the Big F,
506
00:35:46,145 --> 00:35:48,939
cruising through the Alps
with my private driver, Dimitri.
507
00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:13,130
"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.
508
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:14,923
Say EDITH."
509
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,054
Stand by for retinal
and biometric scan.
510
00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:23,015
- Retinal and biometric scan accepted.
- Hello?
511
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,558
Hello, Peter.
512
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:25,809
I am EDITH,
513
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:29,730
Tony Starkys augmented-reality
security and defense system.
514
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,523
- So he made you for me?
- No.
515
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:34,026
But you have access
to all of Tony's protocols.
516
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:36,820
- Cool.
- Would you like to see what I can do?
517
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:46,205
EDITH stands for "Even dead,
I'm the hero."
518
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:48,248
Tony loved his acronyms.
519
00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,458
Yeah, he did.
520
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,628
I have access to the entire
Stark Global Security network,
521
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,755
including multiple defense satellites,
522
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:58,217
as well as back doors
to all major telecommunication networks.
523
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,433
Is MJ texting?
524
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:13,107
No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it.
That's wrong. That's wrong.
525
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,419
Petrol and toilets. Ten minutes!
526
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,421
Flash Mob, this is what
we doing out here...
527
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:37,631
Toilet, toilet, toilet.
Which way to the toilet?
528
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,341
Ten minutes, everyone.
529
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:42,636
Dimitri, where exactly are we?
530
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,057
- Okay. I'll figure it out.
- Oh, my gosh, it's so sick.
531
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:48,308
It's beautiful.
532
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:50,269
What?
533
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,616
Hello.
534
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,993
Close the door.
535
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,208
I'm Peter Parker.
536
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,626
Take off your clothes.
537
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,796
- Excuse me?
- You told Fury
538
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,257
Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe.
539
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,426
So I made you this, another suit.
540
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,471
Oh, thank you.
541
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:29,349
- I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try--
- Take off your clothes.
542
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,642
Okay.
543
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:33,645
Sure.
544
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,774
- It's a little embarrassing.
- Now. Hurry up.
545
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,194
This is weird.
546
00:38:42,905 --> 00:38:44,364
No, no, no. Don't--
547
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:51,663
- Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom.
- This is not what it looks like.
548
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:52,956
- Just--
- Yeah.
549
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,917
- What are you doing?
- I'll leave you alone.
550
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,795
Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody.
Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy.
551
00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,298
- Hey, man, look, that's...
- Look, Peter,
552
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:03,383
I'm not here to judge
your life choices, dude.
553
00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:06,762
If you want to hook up with some
random European chick, that's on you.
554
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:09,681
- That's not what that was.
- I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw.
555
00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:12,059
I know you're trying
to get with MJ. It's obvious.
556
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,311
- But I like her too.
- Wait a minute. Hey, hey.
557
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:17,648
- You cannot show her that photo, dude.
- I'm sorry, man. I have to.
558
00:39:18,315 --> 00:39:19,691
She deserves the truth.
559
00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:23,111
Okay, put your one foot
in front of the other,
560
00:39:23,195 --> 00:39:25,113
and, everybody, back on the bus.
561
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:27,157
It's been 10 minutes. Let's go!
562
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,248
What's up, Flash Mob?
It's your boy, Big F...
563
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,959
- EDITH?
- Hello, Peter. How can I help you?
564
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:40,003
Hey. There's this guy in my class
who's gonna ruin everything with MJ--
565
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:43,298
Peter, l'm having difficulty hearing you.
Can you please speak up?
566
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:46,301
Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.
567
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,428
Brad Davis. Is he a target?
568
00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:49,888
Is Brad a target?
569
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:58,605
- Yeah. He's a target. He's a target.
- Copy that.
570
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:01,775
Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike.
571
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,111
- Initiating what, now?
- intercept point determined.
572
00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:06,071
- Releasing kill vehicle.
- EDITH.
573
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,805
- Oh, my God.
- Dope glasses, Parker.
574
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:34,016
- How'd you pay for these?
- Flash, give them back.
575
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,018
- I'm really paying you a compliment.
- Please give me--
576
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,520
I'm so sorry.
577
00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,108
- EDITH, don't kill Brad.
- Do you want me to cancel
578
00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:45,611
- the drone strike on Brad Davis?
- Did you punch Flash?
579
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:47,362
- No.
- Firing.
580
00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:51,908
Oh, look out!
581
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,372
Hey, this is not the autobahn!
582
00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:58,832
- EDITH.
- Harrington!
583
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:01,126
- Is this the autobahn?
- Appears to be.
584
00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:04,463
- Commencing second strike.
- Peter.
585
00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:07,549
- Plant your fanny and buckle up now.
- Look at the baby mountain goats!
586
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,801
- Baby mountain goats?
- I see them.
587
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:26,318
I don't see any mountain goats.
588
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,861
You missed them.
589
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:30,364
I know you think none of us
have noticed, Peter...
590
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:31,448
What?
591
00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:34,368
...but your new look, I love it.
592
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,370
- Right, babe?
- Thanks.
593
00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,373
Yeah. Sophisticated, classy,
very European.
594
00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:40,415
Oh, man.
595
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,669
Let's try that again.
596
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:47,047
This is so weird.
It was right here on my phone.
597
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,633
- I--
- Yeah. Weird.
598
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:22,040
- Whoa, freaking beautiful.
- This is amazing.
599
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,543
Wow, this place is so classy.
600
00:42:24,626 --> 00:42:26,128
Yeah, so why are we here?
601
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,921
Speak for yourself.
602
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,548
I'm home.
603
00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:31,216
What can I say?
604
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,552
The squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease.
605
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:37,264
Everyone get settled, rest up
because tonight, big surprise,
606
00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:40,934
is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights.
607
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:42,269
- Yeah!
- Hello?
608
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,771
Parker, it's Hill.
There's an earpiece with your suit.
609
00:42:44,855 --> 00:42:47,190
Put it on and await further instructions.
Understood?
610
00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:48,108
Yes, ma'am.
611
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,484
- Yeah.
- Hey, man.
612
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,820
- Hey.
- Look, I am so sorry
613
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:54,656
if I seem like I'm preoccupied
with my relationship.
614
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,868
- I'm still your guy in the chair.
- No, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
615
00:42:57,951 --> 00:43:00,662
- Okay. Great, great.
- It's fine.
616
00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:03,081
So, what's the status
on the Elemental thing?
617
00:43:03,165 --> 00:43:05,751
- Where's it gonna happen?
- Here in the city.
618
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:08,128
- We're here.
- I know. It's not good.
619
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:09,421
I'm figuring it out.
620
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,883
You have to do something, please.
We're counting on you.
621
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:14,551
- Ned.
- Yeah. Yeah, babe.
622
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,387
The good news is,
we've all got our own rooms.
623
00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:19,264
- It's about time.
- Serious?
624
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:20,974
Parker? Parker!
625
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:21,975
Yes, sir.
626
00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,352
That thing is going to be here
in a few hours.
627
00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:25,812
Are we boring you?
628
00:43:25,896 --> 00:43:28,398
He's not bored. He's thinking
about how you kidnapped him.
629
00:43:28,482 --> 00:43:30,025
He had obstacles.
630
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,985
I removed them.
631
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:33,904
They still won't evacuate the city.
632
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,072
Idiots.
633
00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:38,450
So, what's the plan, Parker?
634
00:43:38,992 --> 00:43:42,370
I will be in the cathedral tower,
keeping watch for the fire monster.
635
00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:45,248
When that shows up,
I will radio you guys,
636
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:48,418
- and then Mr. Beck and I will--
- My name is Mysterio.
637
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,965
That's when Mysterio and I will move in.
638
00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:55,383
Peter, listen to me.
639
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:58,053
The best hope you have, the only hope,
640
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:01,640
is to stop it here now,
no matter what the cost.
641
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,725
Maneuver it away
from civilians if you can,
642
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,686
but most important,
keep it away from metal.
643
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:10,315
If it gets too big, it'll draw power
from the Earth's core.
644
00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,276
After that, there's no way to stop it.
645
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,366
Hey, my friends are here.
646
00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:21,618
I can't help but think
we're putting them in danger.
647
00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:24,788
You're worried about us
hurting your friends?
648
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:29,209
You, who called a drone strike
on your own school tour bus?
649
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:35,674
Stark gave you a multibillion-dollar
A.R. tactical intelligence system,
650
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,677
and the first thing you do with it is try
and blow up your friends.
651
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:43,765
It's clear to me
that you were not ready for this.
652
00:44:50,689 --> 00:44:53,108
Fury asked me to come up here
and see how you were doing.
653
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:55,110
He just--
He felt bad about snapping at you.
654
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,236
Really?
655
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,155
You guys do have sarcasm
on this Earth, right?
656
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,033
How you feeling?
657
00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:10,333
I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world this summer.
658
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:12,836
I know that makes me sound
like such a jerk. I just...
659
00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:17,841
I had this plan with this girl
that I really like...
660
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,135
and now it's all ruined.
661
00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:29,978
You're not a jerk
for wanting a normal life, kid.
662
00:45:32,105 --> 00:45:33,523
It's a hard path.
663
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:37,360
You see things. You do things.
You make choices.
664
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:40,322
People look up to you...
665
00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:44,326
and even if you win a battle,
sometimes they die.
666
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:47,412
I like you, Peter. You're a good kid.
667
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:52,667
There's a part of me
that wants me to tell you, just...
668
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,586
turn around, run away from all this.
669
00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:58,673
Then there's another part of me
that knows what we're about to fight,
670
00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:01,468
what's at stake,
and I'm glad you're here.
671
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,429
Me too.
672
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,806
But you're worried about your friends.
673
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:07,724
Yeah.
674
00:46:08,767 --> 00:46:11,603
Just always feel like
I'm putting them in danger.
675
00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:16,900
Look, just get them inside and keep them
in a safe place for just a few hours.
676
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:17,901
They'll be all right.
677
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:24,407
It's really nice to have somebody to talk to
about superhero stuff, you know?
678
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:26,868
Anytime.
679
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:32,040
And, hey, we survive this,
you'll have all summer to kill Brad.
680
00:46:35,627 --> 00:46:37,045
See you out there.
681
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,129
All right.
682
00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:45,053
Sorry, that's Italian.
683
00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:51,434
Okay. EDITH? Oh, come on.
684
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,395
- Hello, Peter.
- Hey.
685
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:56,064
I need a way to keep my friends
inside the next few hours.
686
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,857
Let's see what we can do.
687
00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,609
Good news.
688
00:46:59,693 --> 00:47:01,277
We're going to the opera!
689
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:02,946
- You're kidding me.
- The opera?
690
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,615
- Don't look at me.
- What happened to the carnival?
691
00:47:05,699 --> 00:47:07,158
This is upgrade living.
692
00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:11,162
Come on. The tour company
just gave us these tickets.
693
00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:14,207
For free! Do you have any idea
how much opera tickets cost?
694
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:18,670
No, because none of us have ever
wanted to go to the opera, ever.
695
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:21,715
I think this is gonna be
culturally enriching for us.
696
00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,299
Thank you, Ned.
697
00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:26,386
Everyone, this is gonna be, maybe,
698
00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:29,264
the best four hours of our whole trip.
699
00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,765
Four hours?
700
00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:33,351
Guys, I think this is gonna be
really fun. Seriously.
701
00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:39,024
I bet now you're all happy
I had you pack a nice outfit.
702
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:41,526
Yeah, because we'd much rather go
to a four-hour opera
703
00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,570
instead of the biggest party in the world.
704
00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,447
Again, don't look at me.
705
00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:48,033
Parker, do you copy?
706
00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:49,492
Comm check, one, two.
707
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:55,373
Okay, here we are. Beat the rush.
708
00:47:55,457 --> 00:47:57,000
Yeah, the rush out.
709
00:47:57,375 --> 00:48:00,378
Lucky for us,
we got the best seats in the house.
710
00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:02,505
Let's go.
711
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,967
Hey. I'll save you a seat.
712
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:16,519
- You look really pretty.
- And therefore, I have value?
713
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,481
No, that's not what
I meant at all. I was just--
714
00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,066
I'm messing with you.
715
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,985
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
716
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:27,030
- You look pretty too.
- Thank you.
717
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,616
- Oh, my gosh! Opera glasses!
- So cute.
718
00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:31,451
- Can I...?
- Yeah.
719
00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,244
Want to go in on a pair?
720
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,664
- You mean, sit next to each other?
- Yeah.
721
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:38,500
Are you in position?
722
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,460
- No.
- Okay. No...
723
00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:43,129
- Why the hell not? Parker?
- you don't want to sit next to me,
724
00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:46,883
- or, no, you just don't want the glasses?
- I didn't mean that.
725
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,385
If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair.
726
00:48:50,637 --> 00:48:52,305
I'll save you a seat next to me.
727
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:55,100
- A lot of seats, so I'll be up there.
- Awesome.
728
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:56,976
Okay.
729
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:59,270
- Parker.
- No, I'm coming. I'm...
730
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,900
Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ
that I'm sick or something?
731
00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:06,194
Okay. Be careful.
732
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,487
And whatever you do,
733
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:10,323
please steer the monster away
from the opera house.
734
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,117
Yeah, Ned, I know.
735
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,159
- Okay.
- Okay?
736
00:49:13,243 --> 00:49:14,869
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.
737
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:32,846
Parker! You better be on your way.
738
00:49:32,929 --> 00:49:33,972
Coming.
739
00:49:40,270 --> 00:49:42,480
Where do you think she's going?
To the carnival?
740
00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:44,774
- Oh, I-- I don't--
- We should go. Yes, we should go.
741
00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:47,318
Come on, let's go. Come on.
742
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,837
All right. I'm in position.
743
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,340
As soon as I see something, Beck,
I'll-- I'll let you know.
744
00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:11,509
-Roger that.
- How's the suit?
745
00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:12,844
The suit's great.
746
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:16,097
It's awesome. It's a little tight
around the old web-shooter.
747
00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:18,141
- Parker!
- Okay, I'll shut up.
748
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,727
Oh, my God, babe, isn't this beautiful?
749
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:23,146
Yeah, it's real beautiful, babe.
750
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:26,482
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just--
751
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:29,110
I don't do well with big crowds,
so maybe we should--
752
00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:31,988
I have the perfect thing. Come on.
753
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,123
Don't worry, babe.
754
00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:44,542
We'll get away from the crowds,
get some fresh air.
755
00:50:44,626 --> 00:50:46,252
You'll feel a thousand times better.
756
00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:53,927
- Energy spiking.
- We have seismic activity.
757
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,732
Okay, he's here! Beck, you ready?
758
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,901
- You know what to do.
- On your lead, Spider-Man.
759
00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:17,325
No, come back!
760
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:19,035
Come back and help us!
761
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:26,960
You're up, kid.
762
00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:41,307
Wait, wait. Is that...?
763
00:51:41,391 --> 00:51:43,726
Do you think that's Spider-Man?
764
00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:46,062
No, no, no.
It's a European rip-off version of him.
765
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,897
I actually read about him. It's not him.
766
00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:03,496
No, Beck! He's got the carousel!
767
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:04,789
He's getting bigger!
768
00:52:05,415 --> 00:52:07,166
What's his name? What's his name?
769
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,835
It's Night-- Night Monkey.
770
00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:10,336
- Night Monkey?
- Yeah.
771
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:11,963
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey!
772
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,048
- Yeah. Night Monkey.
- Night Monkey, help!
773
00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:16,342
- Save us! Night Monkey, we're stuck!
- What?
774
00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:18,177
- Oh, no, no.
- Help us! Help!
775
00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,110
Are you okay?
776
00:52:38,156 --> 00:52:39,324
On to Plan B?
777
00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:41,826
Yeah! We gotta hit him
with something he can't absorb!
778
00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:44,454
I go left, you go right! Now!
779
00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:01,596
Okay, shoot him!
780
00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:02,972
Yeah!
781
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,435
That hurt him. Keep it coming.
782
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,612
Spider-Man, keep your distance.
783
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,530
I'm trying!
784
00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:21,532
Can't let him get near the Ferris wheel.
785
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:23,159
Okay. I'm on it!
786
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:47,642
Whoa, what is that?!
787
00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:56,901
Betty! Betty!
788
00:54:17,547 --> 00:54:20,508
That's it! Nice! Nice! You got him!
789
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,766
No, no, no.
790
00:54:35,148 --> 00:54:36,357
It's too late.
791
00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:39,694
Whatever happens...
792
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,404
I'm glad we met.
793
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:43,322
Beck, what are you doing?
794
00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:46,951
What I should have done last time.
795
00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:52,957
Beck, don't do it!
796
00:54:57,587 --> 00:54:58,713
Beck!
797
00:55:19,025 --> 00:55:19,942
Mr. Beck?
798
00:55:23,279 --> 00:55:24,405
Oh, thank God.
799
00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:37,210
I would kiss you,
but I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
800
00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:42,340
I might have a mint.
801
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,092
So it's over?
802
00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:46,928
That was the last of them.
803
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:50,097
But not the last threat we'll ever face.
804
00:55:50,181 --> 00:55:53,768
We need to stay vigilant.
805
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:56,354
There's a void in this world
for someone like you.
806
00:55:56,437 --> 00:56:00,316
Hill and I are going to Europol
headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.
807
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,651
You should join us.
808
00:56:03,653 --> 00:56:06,447
Thank you.
I just might take you up on that.
809
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:19,961
You got gifts, Parker,
but you didn't wanna be here.
810
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:23,297
- Mr. Fury, I--
- I'd love to have you in Berlin too.
811
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:28,135
But you got to decide
whether you're going to step up or not.
812
00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,680
Stark chose you.
813
00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:33,599
He made you an Avenger.
814
00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:35,601
I need that.
815
00:56:35,685 --> 00:56:37,979
The world needs that.
816
00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,273
Maybe Stark was wrong.
817
00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,860
Was he?
818
00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:48,447
The choice is yours.
819
00:57:03,296 --> 00:57:04,505
Let's get a drink.
820
00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:09,427
I'm not 21.
821
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:17,310
Hey.
822
00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,898
You gotta celebrate.
We did something good tonight.
823
00:57:22,982 --> 00:57:23,816
Yeah.
824
00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:27,194
Fury was right.
825
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:29,739
Tony did a lot for me...
826
00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:31,824
so I owe it to him, to everybody.
827
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:33,784
Do you?
828
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:35,870
Yeah. I mean...
829
00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:40,333
Mr. Stark gave me
the chance to be more.
830
00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:42,251
He wanted me to be better than him.
831
00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:45,338
- And Fury wants me to live up to that.
- What do you want?
832
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,007
- What do you mean?
- What do you want?
833
00:57:50,051 --> 00:57:52,637
- I don't know.
- What do you want? Peter Parker. Now.
834
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,473
- I know you're thinking about it.
- I wanna go on my trip.
835
00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:57,850
I want to go back on my trip
with my friends.
836
00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:01,020
And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower
837
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:04,482
with the girl who I really like
and tell her how I feel...
838
00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:07,610
and give her a kiss.
839
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,320
Shut up, man.
840
00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,573
- You're not gonna do that, are you?
- No, I can't.
841
00:58:12,657 --> 00:58:13,491
Why not?
842
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:15,576
Because I have too much
of a responsibility.
843
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:19,830
- My God. Thank you so much.
- What are those?
844
00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:21,999
- Are those the--?
- EDITH glasses, yeah.
845
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:25,586
They were just on the floor? Try them on.
Let's see how they look on you.
846
00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:26,671
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
847
00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:32,218
I actually really like them.
848
00:58:32,301 --> 00:58:34,762
- Can I be completely honest with you?
- Please.
849
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,597
They look really stupid.
850
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:40,351
But maybe they have
a contact-lens version.
851
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:41,894
You try them on.
852
00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,688
- No, come on.
- Try them on.
853
00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:45,940
- I don't wanna try them on.
- Just put them on.
854
00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:55,157
What do you think, kid?
855
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:01,914
"Next Tony Stark, I trust you."
856
00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:05,626
"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."
857
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:06,585
What?
858
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,088
Stark left me a message
with those glasses:
859
00:59:09,171 --> 00:59:11,006
"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."
860
00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:13,676
I'm still not following.
How many lemonades have you had?
861
00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,803
He knew every mistake I ever made.
862
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:18,222
He must've known I wasn't ready
for something like this.
863
00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:19,640
Why give it to you?
864
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:23,686
Maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH,
he just trusted me to pick who should.
865
00:59:23,769 --> 00:59:26,063
It makes much more sense.
He knew I'd do what's right.
866
00:59:26,147 --> 00:59:29,608
And he's not gonna give them to Fury
because Fury would give himself EDITH.
867
00:59:29,692 --> 00:59:31,110
You're probably right.
868
00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:34,363
Right, so the world needs
the next Iron Man.
869
00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:37,408
And it's not me.
I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens.
870
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:40,327
It needs to be an adult
with some experience
871
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:43,372
and that's good like Tony Stark, like you.
872
00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:46,500
No. Peter, come on. No.
873
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,171
- EDITH?
- Hello, Peter.
874
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:51,672
Hi. Yeah...
875
00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:55,926
I'd like to transfer your control
over to Quentin Beck.
876
00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:58,345
- Peter, what are you doing?
- Doing the right thing.
877
00:59:58,804 --> 01:00:02,808
- Any transfer will require confirmation.
- Stark gave you the glasses.
878
01:00:02,892 --> 01:00:06,312
Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice
to make, okay? And I'm gonna make it.
879
01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:08,731
You're a soldier, a leader.
You stopped the Elementals.
880
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:11,817
You saved my life.
You saved the world, okay?
881
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,527
He'd want you to have them.
882
01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,154
Waiting for confirmation.
883
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:16,071
Confirm.
884
01:00:20,201 --> 01:00:21,619
Welcome to the Avengers.
885
01:00:30,044 --> 01:00:31,170
They look good on you.
886
01:00:33,047 --> 01:00:33,881
Thank you.
887
01:00:34,507 --> 01:00:35,341
It's an honor.
888
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:36,926
Yeah.
889
01:00:38,552 --> 01:00:40,679
Mr. Stark would've really liked you.
890
01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:42,932
Where you headed?
891
01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:45,726
- I'm gonna go find MJ.
- Good luck, kid.
892
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:48,229
I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance.
You're pretty awkward.
893
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:51,148
Yeah.
894
01:00:51,232 --> 01:00:52,983
- See you later, man.
- See you.
895
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,059
See? That wasn't so hard.
896
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:28,143
Yes!
897
01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,147
Somebody get
this stupid costume off me!
898
01:01:39,655 --> 01:01:40,531
Okay, we got EDITH.
899
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:42,533
Get these connected to our system.
900
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,035
Toast! Toast! Toast!
901
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,705
No, this is a big win,
but we still got a lot of work to do.
902
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,540
Toast! Toast! Toast!
903
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,333
Yeah!
904
01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:53,794
Okay, toasts!
905
01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,087
Give me that, Doug.
906
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:59,008
To the man who brought us all together,
our former boss, Tony Stark.
907
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,094
The jester king.
908
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:06,682
Literally wrapped
in wealth and technology
909
01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:08,726
that he was unfit to wield.
910
01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,145
Like the holographic system I designed.
911
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,939
A revolutionary breakthrough
with limitless applications
912
01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:16,233
that Tony turned
into a self-therapy machine
913
01:02:16,317 --> 01:02:17,151
and renamed--
914
01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:20,779
Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing,
or BARF.
915
01:02:24,033 --> 01:02:27,912
Oh, $611 million
for my little therapeutic experiment.
916
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,791
He renamed my life's work "BARF."
917
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:34,084
I told him it was a mistake,
918
01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:36,337
that my technology could change
the world.
919
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:38,839
And then...
920
01:02:40,007 --> 01:02:41,300
he fired me.
921
01:02:42,635 --> 01:02:44,136
Said I was...
922
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,639
unstable.
923
01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:51,060
- To Tony.
- To Tony!
924
01:02:51,936 --> 01:02:54,730
- Next, to William.
- William!
925
01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:58,567
Tony Stark was able
to build this in a cave!
926
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:01,236
With a box of scraps!
927
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,197
The integration of my illusion tech
928
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,532
with your weaponized drones
was brilliant.
929
01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:07,952
Powerful illusions, real damage,
worked like a charm.
930
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:09,370
And it's just the beginning.
931
01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,413
- Thank you, brother.
- To Guterman.
932
01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:12,748
- Guterman!
- To Guterman!
933
01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:15,834
The story you created of a soldier
from another Earth named Quentin
934
01:03:15,918 --> 01:03:19,088
fighting space monsters
in Europe is totally ridiculous
935
01:03:19,171 --> 01:03:21,882
and apparently the kind of thing
people will believe right now.
936
01:03:21,966 --> 01:03:23,676
I mean, everybody bought it.
937
01:03:23,759 --> 01:03:25,177
- Gutes!
- Guterman!
938
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:27,429
- To Victoria.
- To Victoria!
939
01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,682
Staging electromagnetic pulses
at each attack site
940
01:03:29,765 --> 01:03:31,934
so Fury's own satellites
would confirm our lies.
941
01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:33,394
Inspired idea.
942
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:35,896
- To Janice.
- Janice!
943
01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:38,399
After Tony died, she was the one
who discovered that EDITH
944
01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:42,361
was being handed over not to us,
not to the Defense Department,
945
01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:43,404
but to a child.
946
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:45,072
- Thank you.
- To Janice!
947
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:47,992
And to the rest of you,
Tony Stark is gone.
948
01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:50,995
There is a window of opportunity,
and someone will step up.
949
01:03:51,078 --> 01:03:53,539
But these days, you can be
the smartest guy in the room,
950
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:56,208
the most qualified, and no one cares.
951
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:59,712
Unless you're flying around with a cape
or shooting lasers from your hands,
952
01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:02,381
no one will even listen.
953
01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:07,803
Well, I've got a cape and lasers.
954
01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:10,931
With our technology and with EDITH,
955
01:04:11,015 --> 01:04:15,894
Mysterio will be
the greatest hero on Earth!
956
01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:17,062
Yeah!
957
01:04:17,146 --> 01:04:19,815
Then everyone will listen!
958
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:26,155
- Not to a boozy man-child.
- No!
959
01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:28,741
Not to a hormonal teenager.
960
01:04:28,824 --> 01:04:30,951
No!
961
01:04:31,035 --> 01:04:32,119
To me...
962
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:35,414
and to my very wealthy crew.
963
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,750
- To us.
- To us.
964
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:40,836
- To Mysterio!
- To Mysterio!
965
01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,881
- To Peter Parker.
- To Peter Parker!
966
01:04:45,132 --> 01:04:46,175
Poor kid.
967
01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,136
Let's get to work.
968
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,350
- Peter, oh, my God.
- Hey. Hey.
969
01:04:55,434 --> 01:04:57,686
- We almost died.
- It's fine. It's fine.
970
01:04:57,770 --> 01:04:59,521
Hey, I'm done with the mission.
971
01:04:59,605 --> 01:05:01,857
- Dude, the trip's over.
- What?
972
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,026
There's monsters coming out
of the ground.
973
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,819
Of course our parents want us home.
974
01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:08,697
Don't put me on hold.
Peter, you're not dead.
975
01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:12,576
Oh, my God. Yes, good.
Stay here. Don't-- Put some clothes on.
976
01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:13,869
We're booking flights.
977
01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,205
We came for science,
we're leaving because of witches.
978
01:05:16,288 --> 01:05:18,040
Welcome to the new Dark Ages.
979
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:22,461
- What is going on?
- We're going home in the morning.
980
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:24,838
No, no. All the Elementals are gone.
981
01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,799
- Ned.
- Coming, sweetie.
982
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:30,177
Hey, can you guys keep it down?
I'm live-streaming.
983
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,430
- Yeah.
- Hey.
984
01:05:34,765 --> 01:05:36,809
- Hey.
- Where were you?
985
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:40,312
- I got lost.
- We were worried about you.
986
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:44,066
- Good thing you're back.
- Yeah.
987
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:47,528
- So much for Paris.
- It would've been fun.
988
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:50,280
- Yeah. Night.
- Night.
989
01:05:51,824 --> 01:05:53,117
You look ni--
990
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:01,625
Okay.
991
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:04,837
- Hey.
- Hey.
992
01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:06,797
Look...
993
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:12,761
I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet,
and I kind of want to do something fun
994
01:06:12,845 --> 01:06:16,765
that's not on the itinerary or planned
or with Mr. Harrington.
995
01:06:16,849 --> 01:06:18,600
Yes.
996
01:06:18,684 --> 01:06:20,811
"Yes," like you wanna go?
997
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,062
Yes.
998
01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,941
Awesome. I'll see you outside
in 10 minutes.
999
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,860
Meet me outside in five minutes.
1000
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:30,445
- Five is good.
- Okay.
1001
01:06:30,529 --> 01:06:31,989
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
1002
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:38,912
Night Monkey, help us!
Help! Night Monkey!
1003
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:48,839
- Hey.
- Hey.
1004
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,299
Where do you wanna go?
1005
01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:52,134
- Who cares?
- Awesome.
1006
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:53,218
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1007
01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:02,561
- I'm glad we're doing this.
- Yeah, me too.
1008
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,271
To see the city a bit.
1009
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,816
They used to execute people
on this bridge.
1010
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:11,820
They would put them in a basket,
and they would drown in the water.
1011
01:07:13,906 --> 01:07:15,866
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
1012
01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:22,789
There's this thing I've been wanting
to talk to you about
1013
01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:24,791
for a while.
1014
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,586
Yeah?
1015
01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:30,631
It's our last night in Europe,
1016
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:34,718
and I had this plan
that I wanted to tell you.
1017
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:36,345
I'm just gonna tell you.
1018
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,641
- MJ, I--
- "I'm Spider-Man."
1019
01:07:42,309 --> 01:07:43,936
- What?
- That's what you were gonna say.
1020
01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:45,062
That you're Spider-Man.
1021
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:49,524
No. I'm not Spider-Man.
1022
01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:52,694
I've been watching you for a while now.
1023
01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:55,072
It's kind of obvious.
1024
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:57,282
I'm not Spider-Man.
1025
01:07:57,366 --> 01:07:59,785
What would make you think
that I was Spider-Man?
1026
01:07:59,868 --> 01:08:01,912
- Peter, Washington?
- Yeah?
1027
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:05,624
The fact that you disappear
out of nowhere for no reason.
1028
01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:08,669
No, I was sick. Remember?
I had my-- The tummy?
1029
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,420
Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
1030
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:12,839
What? Of course I'm not a male escort.
1031
01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:15,926
- Then you're Spider-Man.
- I'm not Spider-Man at all.
1032
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:19,346
What about tonight? You snuck off,
and you fought that thing. I saw you.
1033
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,848
You can't have seen me
because I'm not Spider-Man.
1034
01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:24,434
Also, on the news,
it was the Night Monkey.
1035
01:08:24,518 --> 01:08:25,978
- The Night Monkey?
- Yeah.
1036
01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:28,063
That's what it said on the news,
1037
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:30,482
and the news never lies.
1038
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:34,653
- Night Monkey. Okay.
- What are you doing?
1039
01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:39,992
Well, do the Night Monkey
and Spider-Man use the same webs?
1040
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:42,411
I mean, maybe.
1041
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:45,080
Maybe he's a Spider Monkey.
Who knows?
1042
01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:52,087
Were you only watching me
because you thought I was Spider-Man?
1043
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:56,425
Yeah.
1044
01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,761
Why else would I be watching you?
1045
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:04,558
Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe--
1046
01:09:10,689 --> 01:09:12,107
What the hell was that?
1047
01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:14,985
I don't know.
1048
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:28,749
What is it, some kind of projector
or something?
1049
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:32,127
Yeah, but it's really advanced.
1050
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,504
It-- It looked so real.
1051
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:36,965
- It...
- Yeah, really real.
1052
01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:41,053
- Wait, does that mean that--?
- The Elementals are fake?
1053
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,598
That doesn't make any sense
because we were there, right?
1054
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:47,726
There was fire and destruction, and...
1055
01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:50,687
Who would do something like that?
1056
01:10:00,614 --> 01:10:01,782
Mysterio.
1057
01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:08,121
I am Spider-Man.
1058
01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:12,918
- And I've really messed up.
- Wait. You're being serious?
1059
01:10:13,752 --> 01:10:16,046
You're 100 percent serious?
Because it's not funny.
1060
01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:17,047
No, I'm not joking.
1061
01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:19,341
Because I was--
I was only like 67 percent sure.
1062
01:10:19,424 --> 01:10:21,301
- MJ--
- So why are you here?
1063
01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:24,346
- Why are you on this school trip?
- I know you have a lot of questions,
1064
01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:26,181
but we have to get out of here, okay?
1065
01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:29,393
Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out!
1066
01:10:31,645 --> 01:10:33,313
You took everything from me!
1067
01:10:34,523 --> 01:10:36,066
This is for my family!
1068
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:43,907
Pause.
1069
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:46,701
Pause.
1070
01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,121
Sorry.
1071
01:10:49,538 --> 01:10:52,124
Yeah, can you just fast-forward
to the end?
1072
01:10:52,207 --> 01:10:53,250
Yep. Stand by.
1073
01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,799
All right, fly, fly, fly, zap, zap, zap.
1074
01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:04,386
Pause. I'm not in love
with this choreography, but it'll do.
1075
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:05,929
Kill image.
1076
01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:07,347
De-cloak drones.
1077
01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:10,225
All right, weapons.
1078
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,561
- You want to weaponize?
- Yep.
1079
01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:14,396
Weapons only. Stand by.
1080
01:11:23,363 --> 01:11:25,574
- Nice.
- Stop.
1081
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,327
Something. I don't know what it is.
It's something--
1082
01:11:29,411 --> 01:11:33,874
Just dou-- You know what?
Double the damage and then run it again.
1083
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,459
You want me to double it up?
1084
01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,918
- Yeah.
- All right.
1085
01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:38,295
Cover your ears.
1086
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,514
That is good! That's good.
1087
01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:52,142
- We on schedule?
- Oh, yeah.
1088
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,728
Uploading software hack
to EDITH network.
1089
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:58,231
With her drones, we'll create an event
big enough to cover an entire city.
1090
01:11:58,315 --> 01:11:59,232
All right, well done.
1091
01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:01,902
Make sure every drone is weapons-hot.
We need maximum damage.
1092
01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,446
- That is gonna cause a lot of casualties.
- Oh, yeah.
1093
01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:07,199
More casualties, more coverage.
I gotta cut through the static.
1094
01:12:07,282 --> 01:12:10,327
London is a beautiful city,
and it will suffer, but they can rebuild.
1095
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:12,037
If I'm the next Iron Man,
1096
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,332
I need to save the world
from an Avengers-level threat.
1097
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:19,669
But when its new savior descends,
1098
01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:22,297
all those casualties will be forgotten.
1099
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,176
Janice, you'll be in position with my
quick-change armor for the victory lap?
1100
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,719
Of course. Do you wanna try--?
1101
01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:29,721
No, no, that's--
What's going on with my hand?
1102
01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:31,139
Why is that happening?
1103
01:12:31,223 --> 01:12:34,518
Oh, one of the drones that came back
from the plaza was missing a projector.
1104
01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,435
It's fine.
1105
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:38,939
Wait, and you're--?
You're telling me this now?
1106
01:12:39,648 --> 01:12:41,274
It's-- It's one drone.
1107
01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:44,194
- The image will be perfect, I promise.
- That projector is evidence.
1108
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:47,322
It's going to tell people what we're doing
and how we're doing it.
1109
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:51,076
I am trying to fool 7 billion people here,
including Nick Fury,
1110
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:54,621
who happens to be the most paranoid
and most dangerous person on the planet.
1111
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:57,916
If he catches on before I've killed him,
he will put a bullet in my head.
1112
01:12:57,999 --> 01:13:00,335
And nobody wants a bullet
in their head, right?
1113
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,505
Right?
1114
01:13:06,091 --> 01:13:07,968
William, can you look at me?
1115
01:13:10,136 --> 01:13:11,263
Pull up EDITH.
1116
01:13:13,223 --> 01:13:14,224
Hello, Quentin.
1117
01:13:14,307 --> 01:13:18,144
Hi, honey. I need a level-five search,
full-resource protocol for this device.
1118
01:13:18,228 --> 01:13:19,271
Magnifying.
1119
01:13:20,522 --> 01:13:22,983
There. Search everything going in
and out of that building.
1120
01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:25,068
Located.
1121
01:13:26,778 --> 01:13:27,737
Shit.
1122
01:13:30,991 --> 01:13:33,034
You know, William, one day,
1123
01:13:33,118 --> 01:13:35,579
after I've had to kill Peter Parker
because of this,
1124
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:39,958
I hope you remember
that his blood is on your hands!
1125
01:13:43,295 --> 01:13:46,464
I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses.
How could I be that stupid?
1126
01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:50,218
He's probably spying on me right now
or sending a drone to come and kill me.
1127
01:13:50,302 --> 01:13:52,929
You had access to killer drones?
1128
01:13:53,013 --> 01:13:56,391
Yeah, I didn't really want them,
especially after I almost killed Brad.
1129
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,018
You almost killed Brad?
1130
01:13:58,101 --> 01:14:02,022
Look, I have to call Mr. Fury
and tell him that Beck's a fraud...
1131
01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:05,233
- but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?
1132
01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:08,153
I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin
1133
01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:10,071
and talk to Mr. Fury in person.
1134
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:15,785
Just...
1135
01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:36,806
Oh, Ned, perfect.
1136
01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,975
The costume looks great...
1137
01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:43,897
for the costume party
at the prince's castle.
1138
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,440
She knows. I told her.
1139
01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,776
He didn't tell me. I figured it out.
1140
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:52,697
- That's cool.
- Like, a long time ago.
1141
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:58,370
- Look, Mysterio is a fraud.
- But he saved me and Betty's lives.
1142
01:14:58,453 --> 01:15:00,664
He's been faking the whole thing
with illusion tech.
1143
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:03,667
Yeah, he's using these, like,
hologram projectors.
1144
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,877
That's crazy.
1145
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,045
Yeah.
1146
01:15:09,047 --> 01:15:12,300
So you guys were working
the case together or what?
1147
01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:13,343
It's been mostly me.
1148
01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:16,763
Ned, I need you to call May,
get her to call Mr. Harrington,
1149
01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:19,182
say she wanted me to stay
with family in Berlin, okay?
1150
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:20,600
Got it. Easy.
1151
01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:23,353
Wow, you guys lie with such ease.
1152
01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:26,940
- I gotta go.
- Wait, wait, wait. The projector.
1153
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:28,441
You're gonna need this.
1154
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:32,862
Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
Anyone who knows is in danger.
1155
01:15:40,912 --> 01:15:42,914
So you know too.
1156
01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:44,040
It's cool.
1157
01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:47,335
I've known first, and I've known longer,
but it's not a competition.
1158
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:11,276
- Excuse me. Do you know where--?
- Nacht Monkey!
1159
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:13,695
No, wait, I didn't-- Oh, man.
1160
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:17,782
Get in.
1161
01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:27,333
- Mr. Fury--
- You've got a lot of explaining to do.
1162
01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:29,586
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.
1163
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,254
Okay.
1164
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:37,802
Right.
1165
01:17:03,203 --> 01:17:07,415
So is there anything you want
to tell us about your girlfriend?
1166
01:17:07,499 --> 01:17:09,000
He's talking about EDITH.
1167
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:12,170
I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry,
but he is not who you think he is.
1168
01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:15,173
Beck is a liar.
Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake.
1169
01:17:15,256 --> 01:17:16,758
He has some sort of illusion tech.
1170
01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:19,511
That's how he tricked you
and tricked me into giving him EDITH.
1171
01:17:20,053 --> 01:17:23,389
It's a projector. I pulled it off
the fire monster in Prague.
1172
01:17:23,723 --> 01:17:27,060
So all that death
and destruction we witnessed
1173
01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,770
was created by this?
1174
01:17:28,853 --> 01:17:30,980
No, not just this.
I think he's using drones.
1175
01:17:31,523 --> 01:17:36,236
Well, if this is true, then Beck's
very dangerous and we need to be smart.
1176
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,987
Who else did you tell about this?
1177
01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:41,157
Parker? Parker!
1178
01:17:41,241 --> 01:17:43,743
- What's wrong?
- It's Beck. He's here.
1179
01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:46,412
What? Hill?
1180
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,127
No, it's just an illu--
1181
01:17:54,379 --> 01:17:55,421
Fury!
1182
01:18:00,552 --> 01:18:03,096
Wow, Peter, wow.
1183
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,223
I thought we were close.
1184
01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:08,852
Fury always had to die, but not you.
1185
01:18:08,935 --> 01:18:10,061
Stop hiding, Beck!
1186
01:18:12,814 --> 01:18:14,816
I tried to help you walk away.
1187
01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,901
Now you're making me do this.
1188
01:18:21,573 --> 01:18:24,284
You told me, you were just a kid.
1189
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:28,705
You told me, you wanted
to run after that girl.
1190
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:30,748
- Help me!
- MJ!
1191
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:32,917
Oh, God!
1192
01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:38,047
- Peter, what's going on?
- I know this isn't real.
1193
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:39,382
Do you, though?
1194
01:18:41,009 --> 01:18:43,386
MJ! MJ!
1195
01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,350
I don't think you know what's real, Peter.
1196
01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:03,907
You need to wake up!
1197
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:29,349
I mean, look at yourself.
1198
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:43,780
You are just a scared little kid
in a sweat suit.
1199
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:49,661
I created Mysterio to give the world
someone to believe in.
1200
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:51,537
I control the truth.
1201
01:19:51,621 --> 01:19:54,374
Mysterio is the truth.
1202
01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:21,901
If you were good enough,
maybe Tony would still be alive.
1203
01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:37,875
Deep down, you know I'm right.
1204
01:20:49,012 --> 01:20:53,433
You made your choice.
And all you had to do was step aside.
1205
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:57,478
And now you have--
1206
01:21:09,407 --> 01:21:10,908
Fury.
1207
01:21:10,992 --> 01:21:15,621
Beck's people are trying to find
everyone who could expose him.
1208
01:21:16,831 --> 01:21:17,749
Who'd you tell?
1209
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:20,668
I know you told someone, so just tell me.
1210
01:21:20,752 --> 01:21:22,462
- Okay.
- Who did you tell?
1211
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:25,798
- Who else did you tell?!
- Just Ned and MJ from my class.
1212
01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:28,217
Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty,
but that's it.
1213
01:21:29,761 --> 01:21:30,720
What?
1214
01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:33,473
You are so gullible.
1215
01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:35,600
- What?
- You're smart as a whip.
1216
01:21:35,975 --> 01:21:36,934
Just a...
1217
01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:38,936
sucker.
1218
01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:42,273
- And now all your friends have to die.
- Oh, my God.
1219
01:21:47,028 --> 01:21:50,031
It's easy to fool people
when they're already fooling themselves.
1220
01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:57,038
But for what it's worth, Peter,
1221
01:21:58,831 --> 01:22:00,083
I really am sorry.
1222
01:22:09,634 --> 01:22:11,010
- EDITH.
- Yes, Quentin.
1223
01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:13,596
Access files to Peter Parker's class trip.
1224
01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:16,599
I need them to fly home from London.
1225
01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:57,140
Hi.
1226
01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,517
Where am I?
1227
01:22:59,892 --> 01:23:01,978
Municipal holding facility.
1228
01:23:02,061 --> 01:23:05,773
They said they found you unconscious
at the train yard. Very dangerous.
1229
01:23:05,857 --> 01:23:09,110
And we gave you the shirt
because you seemed a bit cold.
1230
01:23:09,569 --> 01:23:10,403
Thanks.
1231
01:23:12,822 --> 01:23:13,906
You guys are nice.
1232
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:17,076
You speak really good English.
1233
01:23:17,577 --> 01:23:18,953
Welcome to the Netherlands.
1234
01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:22,331
- I'm in the Netherlands right now?
- Yep.
1235
01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,835
Bye.
1236
01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:26,919
Guard!
1237
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:29,630
The guard is on a break.
Probably talking to his wife.
1238
01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:31,632
- Yeah, she's pregnant.
- Oh, yeah?
1239
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:32,592
Yeah.
1240
01:23:40,558 --> 01:23:41,642
Yeah.
1241
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:43,519
Yeah.
1242
01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:45,938
Night Monkey. Yeah.
1243
01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:51,944
You guys okay?
1244
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:05,875
- Excuse me, sir?
- Yeah?
1245
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,169
- Could I borrow your phone?
- Yeah.
1246
01:24:09,587 --> 01:24:11,088
Everyone is so nice here.
1247
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:13,424
Okay.
1248
01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:19,597
Okay.
1249
01:24:21,599 --> 01:24:23,976
Pick up, pick up, pick up. Hey, hey...
1250
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:28,147
I messed up. I need a-- I need a ride.
1251
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:31,692
Where am I? Where am I, sir?
1252
01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:33,361
It's Broek op Langedijk.
1253
01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:37,907
Hang on. Could you say that into there?
1254
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:40,952
Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here.
1255
01:24:41,953 --> 01:24:43,913
Yeah, no problem.
1256
01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:45,539
Thanks.
1257
01:24:45,623 --> 01:24:46,624
Did you get that?
1258
01:25:08,062 --> 01:25:10,564
Peter? Are you okay?
1259
01:25:10,648 --> 01:25:13,442
- Happy, is that you?
- Yeah, of course it's me.
1260
01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:17,029
Stop! Tell me something
only you would know.
1261
01:25:17,488 --> 01:25:18,698
Only I would know...
1262
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:21,742
Remember when we went to Germany?
1263
01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:23,661
You pay-per-viewed a video
in your room?
1264
01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:27,540
They didn't list the titles, but I could tell
by the price it was an adult film.
1265
01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:30,459
- And you didn't know how I knew--
- Okay, fine! It's you. Stop.
1266
01:25:33,546 --> 01:25:35,006
It's so good to see you.
1267
01:25:36,507 --> 01:25:38,759
You'll have to tell me
what the hell is going on here.
1268
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,595
Okay, hold still.
1269
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:42,888
There we go.
1270
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:50,396
Ouch.
1271
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:53,441
- I thought you had super strength.
- It still hurts.
1272
01:25:55,943 --> 01:25:58,070
- Happy, come on.
- All right, relax.
1273
01:26:00,031 --> 01:26:02,116
- Just a few more. There we go.
- Oh, my God, Happy.
1274
01:26:02,199 --> 01:26:03,909
- Relax.
- Don't tell me to relax, Happy!
1275
01:26:03,993 --> 01:26:06,412
How can I relax
when I messed up so bad?
1276
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:09,415
I trusted Beck. Right?
1277
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:13,461
I thought he was my friend. I gave him
the only thing Mr. Stark left for me,
1278
01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:15,796
and now he's gonna kill my friends
and half of Europe,
1279
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,466
so please do not tell me to relax.
1280
01:26:20,468 --> 01:26:23,220
I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't shout.
1281
01:26:26,265 --> 01:26:27,725
I just really miss him.
1282
01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:30,186
Yeah, I miss him too.
1283
01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:34,732
Everywhere I go...
1284
01:26:35,983 --> 01:26:37,443
I see his face.
1285
01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:42,031
And the whole world is asking
who's gonna be the next Iron Man...
1286
01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:48,079
and I don't know if that's me, Happy.
I'm not Iron Man.
1287
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:51,332
You're not Iron Man.
1288
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:54,251
You're never gonna be Iron Man.
1289
01:26:56,212 --> 01:26:58,506
Nobody could live up to Tony.
1290
01:26:58,589 --> 01:27:00,091
Not even Tony.
1291
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,511
Tony was my best friend.
1292
01:27:03,594 --> 01:27:04,720
And he was a mess.
1293
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:08,307
He second-guessed everything he did.
He was all over the place.
1294
01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:12,144
The one thing that he did that he didn't
second-guess was picking you.
1295
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:17,775
I don't think
Tony would have done what he did
1296
01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:20,945
if he didn't know that you were
gonna be here after he was gone.
1297
01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:27,243
Now, your friends are in trouble,
you're all alone, your tech is missing.
1298
01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,746
What are you gonna do about it?
1299
01:27:36,335 --> 01:27:37,753
I'm gonna kick his ass.
1300
01:27:37,837 --> 01:27:40,840
But I mean, right now.
Specifically, what are we gonna do?
1301
01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:43,884
Because we've been hovering over
a tulip field for the last 15 minutes.
1302
01:27:43,968 --> 01:27:46,887
Right. I can't call my friends
because he's tracking their phones.
1303
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:48,556
Give me your phone.
1304
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:49,890
- My cell phone?
- Yeah.
1305
01:27:49,974 --> 01:27:51,475
Okay. Here.
1306
01:27:51,559 --> 01:27:53,894
- What's your password?
- "Password."
1307
01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:57,189
- No, what is your password?
- "Password," spelled out.
1308
01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:59,442
Head of security,
and your password is "password"?
1309
01:27:59,525 --> 01:28:00,860
I don't feel good about it either.
1310
01:28:00,943 --> 01:28:03,988
Hello, governor. Cup of tea for you?
I'm gonna be in London soon.
1311
01:28:04,071 --> 01:28:06,073
- They're in London.
- London, okay.
1312
01:28:06,157 --> 01:28:08,159
- Yeah, I need a suit.
- Suit?
1313
01:28:29,847 --> 01:28:30,681
Okay...
1314
01:28:31,891 --> 01:28:34,393
bring up everything you have
on Spider-Man.
1315
01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:44,195
Yeah, open that. Okay, no, no, no.
1316
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,244
What?
1317
01:28:52,870 --> 01:28:54,330
Nothing.
1318
01:28:54,413 --> 01:28:56,916
You take care of the suit.
I'll take care of the music.
1319
01:29:00,878 --> 01:29:03,005
Oh, I love Led Zeppelin.
1320
01:29:08,427 --> 01:29:10,679
Okay, can you pull up my web-shooters?
1321
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:15,976
Isolate the Taser webs,
and reconfigure and boost the voltage
1322
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:19,104
to a factor of 25 percent,
1323
01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:21,982
and give me complete manual control
over detonation.
1324
01:29:25,194 --> 01:29:28,197
I thought Kree having sleeper cells
was top secret information.
1325
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:31,158
Nick, satellites are picking up
an EM pulse.
1326
01:29:31,242 --> 01:29:33,744
- I thought that was over.
- It's the biggest one yet.
1327
01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,579
- Where?
- London.
1328
01:29:35,663 --> 01:29:38,082
Okay, the company set up a city tour,
1329
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:41,210
and then we'll grab a bite
and head to the airport.
1330
01:29:43,629 --> 01:29:45,923
Is no one else going
to acknowledge how crazy this is?
1331
01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:47,299
Oh, yeah, I get it.
1332
01:29:47,383 --> 01:29:50,010
There's been nothing scientific
about this science tour at all.
1333
01:29:50,094 --> 01:29:51,762
No, I'm talking about Peter.
1334
01:29:51,845 --> 01:29:53,931
Has no one noticed how shady he is?
1335
01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:56,725
Because I saw him in the back room
of a rest stop with some woman
1336
01:29:56,809 --> 01:29:59,228
in his underwear,
and he's always sneaking away,
1337
01:29:59,311 --> 01:30:01,188
like back at the opera, huh?
1338
01:30:01,272 --> 01:30:04,650
Now he's suddenly off the trip,
with his family in Berlin?
1339
01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:07,194
Is no one else interested in the truth?
1340
01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:12,366
"The very concept of objective truth
is fading out of the world."
1341
01:30:12,449 --> 01:30:13,492
George Orwell.
1342
01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:14,827
- Thank you, MJ.
- Yeah.
1343
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:19,540
Well, since Peter's not really here
to tell his truth, what about you, Brad?
1344
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:21,875
Why take pictures of people
in the bathroom?
1345
01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:23,627
Yeah, what's that about?
1346
01:30:23,711 --> 01:30:26,422
No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was--
1347
01:30:26,505 --> 01:30:29,675
- I was trying to take a--
- Let's just put all this craziness behind us
1348
01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:32,553
and have a nice, peaceful afternoon.
1349
01:30:32,636 --> 01:30:35,264
"Sounds great, Mr. Harrington,"
said the class.
1350
01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:36,599
Okay.
1351
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:39,685
I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now.
1352
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:42,271
You gotta stop doing that. It is weird.
1353
01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:46,025
No more photos in the bathroom.
Urinal or stalls.
1354
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:47,651
- Okay?
- Look at this, guys.
1355
01:30:47,735 --> 01:30:49,278
Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.
1356
01:30:49,361 --> 01:30:52,823
- We got a bus all to ourselves.
- Nice to see you all. Come along.
1357
01:30:52,906 --> 01:30:54,950
- I'll get this, yeah? Why not?
- Thank you.
1358
01:30:55,034 --> 01:30:56,994
Yeah. Thank you, brother.
1359
01:30:57,077 --> 01:30:58,871
All right.
1360
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,706
I have the kids.
1361
01:31:04,585 --> 01:31:06,086
I got here as fast as I could.
1362
01:31:06,170 --> 01:31:09,590
I did a full perimeter sweep. Nothing.
1363
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:10,507
Damn it.
1364
01:31:13,052 --> 01:31:14,178
Pulse is spiking.
1365
01:31:14,261 --> 01:31:17,473
- I'll take another look.
- Soon as you see something, report.
1366
01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:19,850
You're all we've got, Beck.
1367
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,645
If this is what I fear,
then God help us, Fury.
1368
01:31:23,854 --> 01:31:25,064
God help us all.
1369
01:31:26,607 --> 01:31:28,567
Okay, people, no Avengers coming.
Good to go.
1370
01:31:28,651 --> 01:31:31,487
- William, launch the drones.
- Copy that, brother.
1371
01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:35,240
Drones are entering
the atmosphere weapons-hot.
1372
01:31:40,788 --> 01:31:43,290
- Excellent. Janice?
- Working on the cape.
1373
01:31:43,374 --> 01:31:46,043
Get those wrinkles out. I could be
shaking hands with the queen.
1374
01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:47,628
- Guterman?
- Almost in position.
1375
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:50,297
- Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
- Increasing pulse.
1376
01:31:52,257 --> 01:31:55,386
Whatever this thing is, it's 100 times
bigger than the previous ones.
1377
01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:56,720
EDITH?
1378
01:31:56,804 --> 01:31:58,347
Yes, Quentin.
1379
01:31:58,430 --> 01:32:00,140
Show me my loose ends.
1380
01:32:00,891 --> 01:32:03,769
Once the show's going,
execute the kill order on my command.
1381
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:05,020
- Copy.
- All right.
1382
01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:06,188
Start the show.
1383
01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:10,234
Let's save the world, people.
1384
01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:14,363
I don't like this. Something's definitely up.
1385
01:32:15,406 --> 01:32:18,492
You're an FOS now.
"Friend of Spider-Man."
1386
01:32:18,575 --> 01:32:21,036
And you have to remember,
just stay calm.
1387
01:32:25,165 --> 01:32:26,667
That doesn't look good.
1388
01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:28,711
But it's fake,
there's nothing to worry about.
1389
01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:32,923
And the kids are in the kill zone.
1390
01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:34,383
Great work, Guterman.
1391
01:32:37,177 --> 01:32:39,179
- What?
- Happy Hogan here.
1392
01:32:39,263 --> 01:32:41,348
- I know. What do you want?
- Over at Mr. Stark's,
1393
01:32:41,432 --> 01:32:43,058
going through his belongings.
1394
01:32:43,142 --> 01:32:45,144
- There was a surfboard you left behind.
- What?
1395
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,771
People there said they didn't think
Nick Fury was a surfer, but I said:
1396
01:32:47,855 --> 01:32:52,443
- "Appearances can be deceiving."
- It's not mine. And don't ever call again.
1397
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:04,538
Fury's got the coded message.
Your friends are at the Tower Bridge.
1398
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:06,915
Your boy called it London Bridge,
but I figured it out.
1399
01:33:06,999 --> 01:33:09,126
- I'll scoop them up, okay?
- Yeah.
1400
01:33:09,209 --> 01:33:10,335
- We're close.
- We're close.
1401
01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:11,795
- How's the suit?
- Almost done.
1402
01:33:11,879 --> 01:33:13,964
- Good.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Before you go...
1403
01:33:14,965 --> 01:33:17,509
if something happens to me,
could you please give this to MJ?
1404
01:33:17,593 --> 01:33:19,762
You'll make it back.
You'll give it to her yourself.
1405
01:33:19,845 --> 01:33:21,221
- Okay? You got this.
- I got this.
1406
01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:24,141
- Walk me through it.
- I know it's illusion tech.
1407
01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:27,144
All I have to do is get inside the illusion,
then I can take it down,
1408
01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:30,189
find him, and he's just a guy,
so I can take EDITH right back.
1409
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:32,691
Right, but last time, you got hit by a train.
1410
01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:35,861
True, but this time--
1411
01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:38,781
How do I explain this?
I have a sixth sense.
1412
01:33:38,864 --> 01:33:42,409
The Peter-tingle.
That's what you're talking about, right?
1413
01:33:42,493 --> 01:33:43,702
It's not working, though.
1414
01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:46,538
- I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
- It is working.
1415
01:33:46,622 --> 01:33:49,166
- I don't know if it's working--
- So you got the Peter-tingle.
1416
01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:51,502
That's the plan.
I'm gonna go get your friends.
1417
01:33:51,585 --> 01:33:54,880
- You get that Peter-tingle back online.
- I got this.
1418
01:34:09,561 --> 01:34:12,231
- Cue the lightning.
- Cuing lightning.
1419
01:34:17,444 --> 01:34:21,698
Sir, is it still safe on the top,
or should we all come down?
1420
01:34:21,782 --> 01:34:22,783
Oh, my.
1421
01:34:24,618 --> 01:34:27,621
- What did the bus driver say?
- Bus driver's gone.
1422
01:34:27,704 --> 01:34:29,039
- What?!
- Where?!
1423
01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:31,959
It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it
under control!
1424
01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:36,255
- Oh, no. Don't drag me into this, Roger.
- I'm doing my best, Julius!
1425
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:38,674
- Look--
- Oh, the witches are back.
1426
01:34:38,757 --> 01:34:40,592
Oh, my God, get off the bus!
1427
01:34:45,889 --> 01:34:48,225
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.
1428
01:34:50,978 --> 01:34:52,396
Come on, let's go!
1429
01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,412
Now, that is an Avengers-level threat.
1430
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:26,805
This way. This way!
1431
01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:28,348
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God!
1432
01:35:28,432 --> 01:35:30,142
- Flash!
- Follow that cursed hand.
1433
01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:31,852
This way, kids. Follow me.
1434
01:35:31,935 --> 01:35:35,063
- It's not real, it's not real!
- It looks real to me!
1435
01:35:35,147 --> 01:35:36,440
Follow me, kids!
1436
01:35:37,482 --> 01:35:38,692
Earth, wind, fire, water.
1437
01:35:38,775 --> 01:35:41,695
Oh, no. They joined forces
like the Power Rangers.
1438
01:35:41,778 --> 01:35:43,488
- You're thinking of Voltron.
- Who?
1439
01:35:43,572 --> 01:35:45,449
Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!
1440
01:35:45,532 --> 01:35:47,326
Hey, look, it's Mysterio!
1441
01:35:47,409 --> 01:35:48,619
He's gonna save us!
1442
01:35:52,122 --> 01:35:53,916
If Mysterio knows we know...
1443
01:35:53,999 --> 01:35:56,084
- Then we're in danger.
- Yeah, and so are they.
1444
01:35:56,168 --> 01:35:57,419
We should go.
1445
01:35:58,837 --> 01:35:59,796
Kill that witch!
1446
01:36:01,798 --> 01:36:04,343
This is for my family!
1447
01:36:06,011 --> 01:36:07,804
Get somewhere safe, Fury.
1448
01:36:07,888 --> 01:36:09,473
I don't see this ending well.
1449
01:36:09,556 --> 01:36:13,602
I appreciate your concern,
but I never leave my men behind.
1450
01:36:15,437 --> 01:36:17,397
All right, comms check.
Can you hear me, kid?
1451
01:36:17,481 --> 01:36:20,025
- I can. It's a little loud out here.
- I like the new suit.
1452
01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,236
- Thanks.
- Whoa, Peter, you sure that's not real?
1453
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,822
Yeah, it's just 100 times bigger
than I expected.
1454
01:36:25,906 --> 01:36:27,366
Still the play?
1455
01:36:27,449 --> 01:36:29,826
We need to get high enough
so Beck doesn't see me coming.
1456
01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:31,787
Copy. Stay sticky.
1457
01:36:34,915 --> 01:36:37,000
- Hey, Happy.
- Yeah, kid. What is it?
1458
01:36:37,084 --> 01:36:40,504
We need to have a serious conversation
about you and my aunt!
1459
01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:56,603
Beck, report!
1460
01:36:56,687 --> 01:36:59,106
Guterman, I need a response.
Something quick and decisive.
1461
01:36:59,189 --> 01:37:02,567
"It's all the Elementals.
They're merged into something..."
1462
01:37:02,651 --> 01:37:04,653
...into something else.
Something more powerful.
1463
01:37:04,736 --> 01:37:06,738
It's drawing energy from the Earth's core.
1464
01:37:11,618 --> 01:37:13,495
See, now, that's some bullshit.
1465
01:37:16,790 --> 01:37:17,624
Is that...?
1466
01:37:22,713 --> 01:37:24,089
Be ready for anything.
1467
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,257
Yeah.
1468
01:37:31,555 --> 01:37:33,598
It's not real, it's not real, it's not real!
1469
01:37:40,313 --> 01:37:41,481
That's awesome.
1470
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:09,342
William, I've got drones
breaking formation.
1471
01:38:09,426 --> 01:38:11,762
Maybe they hit a flock of birds.
You're fine.
1472
01:38:11,845 --> 01:38:13,847
I wanna see what's happening
Taking manual control.
1473
01:38:20,645 --> 01:38:22,731
Do you see anything?
1474
01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,859
Yeah. And I'm gonna kill him.
1475
01:38:30,489 --> 01:38:32,365
I hope this works.
1476
01:38:48,548 --> 01:38:49,549
You got me?
1477
01:38:54,638 --> 01:38:55,555
I got you.
1478
01:38:56,098 --> 01:38:57,849
Boss, the illusion is coming apart.
1479
01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:02,771
I see you.
1480
01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:08,777
- EDITH, give me protection.
- Copy.
1481
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:26,336
- Just kill the illusion. Kill it.
- I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see.
1482
01:39:26,419 --> 01:39:28,880
They'll see what I want them to see!
1483
01:39:28,964 --> 01:39:31,925
- Do you still need the cape?
- Yes, Janice.
1484
01:39:32,008 --> 01:39:34,094
- I still need the cape.
- Done.
1485
01:39:36,972 --> 01:39:39,266
- William, render my illusion suit.
- All right, hang on.
1486
01:39:39,349 --> 01:39:41,518
The monster was full of drones!
It's crazy!
1487
01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:42,853
There you are.
1488
01:39:46,565 --> 01:39:47,649
Easy.
1489
01:39:51,945 --> 01:39:53,280
Who the hell is that?
1490
01:39:54,990 --> 01:39:56,116
- Ned!
- Happy!
1491
01:39:56,199 --> 01:39:58,493
I gotta get you guys out of here!
Get on the jet!
1492
01:39:58,577 --> 01:40:00,745
- Who are you?
- I work with Spider-Man, okay?
1493
01:40:00,829 --> 01:40:02,747
- Get on that jet.
- You work for Spider-Man?
1494
01:40:02,831 --> 01:40:05,125
I work with Spider-Man,
not for Spider-Man.
1495
01:40:08,336 --> 01:40:10,338
- New plan. Into the Tower.
- What?
1496
01:40:10,422 --> 01:40:13,383
- Happy, are you okay?
- We're okay. Just get Beck.
1497
01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:15,844
- EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- Copy.
1498
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,517
I'll just kill the kids myself.
1499
01:40:37,157 --> 01:40:38,533
There you are.
1500
01:40:40,952 --> 01:40:42,621
Into the Crown Jewels vault!
1501
01:40:42,704 --> 01:40:44,623
- Yeah, go, go, go!
- Come on.
1502
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:50,962
- Go!
- Into the vault! The walls are 8 feet thick.
1503
01:40:51,046 --> 01:40:52,172
Go into the vault!
1504
01:40:52,255 --> 01:40:53,548
- What?
- Into the vault. Go!
1505
01:40:56,593 --> 01:40:57,594
Take cover!
1506
01:41:16,696 --> 01:41:17,697
Okay.
1507
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:23,245
Yeah?
1508
01:41:23,703 --> 01:41:25,205
No. No.
1509
01:41:29,459 --> 01:41:30,752
I see you.
1510
01:41:32,963 --> 01:41:33,964
Get that thing out--
1511
01:41:39,511 --> 01:41:40,679
Go!
1512
01:41:47,477 --> 01:41:49,145
How does Cap do that?!
1513
01:41:58,947 --> 01:42:02,158
Happy, say something,
to let me know you're alive!
1514
01:42:02,242 --> 01:42:04,536
- I'm here. I'm here.
- Happy, thank God.
1515
01:42:04,619 --> 01:42:06,121
I bought us some time.
1516
01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:09,541
- But not much.
- I'm trying to get to Beck,
1517
01:42:09,624 --> 01:42:11,293
but I can't shake these drones!
1518
01:42:26,182 --> 01:42:27,100
Gotcha.
1519
01:42:49,414 --> 01:42:50,582
Going up!
1520
01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:28,995
Finally.
1521
01:43:29,079 --> 01:43:33,083
- Hey, William, how we doing?
- Illusion almost back up.
1522
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:34,876
I don't know how you're gonna spin this.
1523
01:43:50,058 --> 01:43:51,351
Oh, great. No webs.
1524
01:44:05,031 --> 01:44:07,283
- Are we gonna die?
- Nobody dies on my watch.
1525
01:44:09,953 --> 01:44:12,705
I wasted my life playing video games,
and we're gonna die.
1526
01:44:13,581 --> 01:44:16,584
I have a fake ID,
and I've never even used it.
1527
01:44:17,502 --> 01:44:20,171
I post stupid videos daily
for people to like me.
1528
01:44:20,255 --> 01:44:22,882
Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos,
1529
01:44:22,966 --> 01:44:25,093
Spider-Man would've never found you.
1530
01:44:25,176 --> 01:44:28,847
Spider-Man--? Spider-Man follows me?
I saved us, guys.
1531
01:44:28,930 --> 01:44:30,640
If you saved us,
why are we about to die?
1532
01:44:30,723 --> 01:44:32,142
- MJ!
- Stop it!
1533
01:44:32,225 --> 01:44:33,601
I'm sorry, okay?
1534
01:44:33,685 --> 01:44:36,688
I'm obsessed with telling the truth
even if it hurts people's feelings.
1535
01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,108
I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt.
1536
01:44:44,154 --> 01:44:45,613
We're sharing, right?
1537
01:45:24,694 --> 01:45:26,237
Your lies are over, Beck.
1538
01:45:27,447 --> 01:45:30,950
This certainly isn't ideal,
but I have contingencies.
1539
01:45:31,034 --> 01:45:32,452
EDITH?
1540
01:45:40,210 --> 01:45:42,712
Just give me the glasses.
1541
01:45:42,795 --> 01:45:43,922
You want these?
1542
01:45:46,090 --> 01:45:46,925
Come and get them.
1543
01:45:57,185 --> 01:45:58,728
Come on, Peter-tingle.
1544
01:46:23,461 --> 01:46:26,089
- Why aren't these drones firing?
- You're in the strike zone.
1545
01:46:26,172 --> 01:46:30,969
- The chance of getting hit is--
- No, fire all the drones now!
1546
01:46:49,320 --> 01:46:50,154
Beck!
1547
01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:55,243
Beck.
1548
01:46:56,369 --> 01:46:57,829
You lied to me.
1549
01:46:58,538 --> 01:47:00,707
- I trusted you.
- I know.
1550
01:47:01,249 --> 01:47:03,167
That's the most...
1551
01:47:03,251 --> 01:47:05,003
disappointing part.
1552
01:47:06,629 --> 01:47:08,590
You're a good person, Peter.
1553
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:12,635
Such a weakness.
1554
01:47:14,679 --> 01:47:15,930
Stark was right.
1555
01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:18,349
You do deserve them.
1556
01:47:30,069 --> 01:47:31,738
You can't trick me anymore.
1557
01:47:35,742 --> 01:47:37,368
EDITH, turn off the drones.
1558
01:47:38,494 --> 01:47:41,831
Biometric scan complete.
Welcome back, Peter.
1559
01:47:41,914 --> 01:47:44,751
- Execute all cancellation protocols?
- Just do it.
1560
01:47:44,834 --> 01:47:46,711
- Execute them all.
- Confirmed.
1561
01:47:55,887 --> 01:47:56,971
Give me the spear.
1562
01:47:58,264 --> 01:47:59,474
That's a halberd.
1563
01:48:04,479 --> 01:48:05,480
Thank you.
1564
01:48:09,651 --> 01:48:13,029
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.
1565
01:48:14,656 --> 01:48:17,825
People, they need to believe.
1566
01:48:19,369 --> 01:48:20,745
And nowadays...
1567
01:48:23,122 --> 01:48:24,916
they'll believe anything.
1568
01:48:35,802 --> 01:48:36,803
Is he...?
1569
01:48:38,429 --> 01:48:39,555
Is this real?
1570
01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:43,059
All illusions are down, Peter.
1571
01:48:58,658 --> 01:48:59,659
Yeah!
1572
01:48:59,742 --> 01:49:01,327
Hey, where you going?
1573
01:49:09,043 --> 01:49:10,336
- MJ.
- Hey.
1574
01:49:11,337 --> 01:49:12,380
- Hey.
- Hey.
1575
01:49:12,463 --> 01:49:14,090
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
1576
01:49:14,173 --> 01:49:16,592
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Is everybody else okay?
1577
01:49:16,676 --> 01:49:18,010
Yeah, everyone's okay.
1578
01:49:19,554 --> 01:49:22,140
- What happened?
- There was just the drones,
1579
01:49:22,223 --> 01:49:24,934
and they were following us,
and then they just stopped.
1580
01:49:26,728 --> 01:49:28,271
- Was that you?
- Yeah.
1581
01:49:29,689 --> 01:49:30,690
Did you get him?
1582
01:49:33,943 --> 01:49:35,611
- Yeah.
- Well, I...
1583
01:49:37,071 --> 01:49:38,156
brought that.
1584
01:49:39,073 --> 01:49:40,825
In case you needed some help.
1585
01:49:41,367 --> 01:49:42,201
Thanks.
1586
01:49:44,579 --> 01:49:49,041
Anyway, there was this sweaty guy
in the tower with us.
1587
01:49:49,125 --> 01:49:51,502
I think he works for you or something.
1588
01:49:51,586 --> 01:49:53,129
He...
1589
01:49:53,212 --> 01:49:55,465
- He gave me this.
- No.
1590
01:49:55,882 --> 01:49:56,716
No.
1591
01:49:58,176 --> 01:49:59,677
Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry.
1592
01:49:59,761 --> 01:50:01,888
- I had this stupid plan.
- Peter.
1593
01:50:01,971 --> 01:50:05,475
I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this
and give it to you in Paris at the top--
1594
01:50:09,395 --> 01:50:10,730
And you kissed me.
1595
01:50:10,813 --> 01:50:13,399
- What? What?
- Yeah.
1596
01:50:13,483 --> 01:50:17,862
I don't really have much luck
when it comes to getting close to people.
1597
01:50:19,989 --> 01:50:21,157
So I lied.
1598
01:50:23,117 --> 01:50:27,205
I wasn't just watching you
because I thought you were Spider-Man.
1599
01:50:31,667 --> 01:50:33,169
That's great.
1600
01:50:34,462 --> 01:50:37,048
- Black dahlia, like the murder.
- The murder.
1601
01:50:37,131 --> 01:50:39,175
- Good.
- Yeah.
1602
01:50:39,258 --> 01:50:40,885
Sorry it's broken.
1603
01:50:40,968 --> 01:50:43,137
I actually like it better broken.
1604
01:50:45,014 --> 01:50:46,140
I really like you.
1605
01:50:47,809 --> 01:50:49,310
I really like you too.
1606
01:51:04,200 --> 01:51:05,493
Okay. I should--
1607
01:51:05,576 --> 01:51:08,538
I should probably get back to the class.
1608
01:51:08,621 --> 01:51:09,497
I'll go and...
1609
01:51:11,123 --> 01:51:12,667
- Yeah. I don't know.
- Okay.
1610
01:51:14,836 --> 01:51:15,962
Just in case.
1611
01:51:23,970 --> 01:51:25,429
Yeah, no.
1612
01:51:25,513 --> 01:51:28,766
No, May, you're right.
He did great. He was strong.
1613
01:51:28,850 --> 01:51:30,935
Yeah. I'm glad he stayed too.
1614
01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,311
I gotta go.
1615
01:51:33,896 --> 01:51:36,816
I'm glad you're alive.
I guess the coded message worked.
1616
01:51:36,899 --> 01:51:39,527
"Appearances can be deceiving."
1617
01:51:39,610 --> 01:51:41,863
I'm surprised you didn't
just wink in the camera.
1618
01:51:41,946 --> 01:51:42,989
It worked.
1619
01:51:43,072 --> 01:51:45,825
Only because I had serious doubts
about Beck from the beginning.
1620
01:51:45,908 --> 01:51:47,535
Not true. He had zero doubts.
1621
01:51:51,163 --> 01:51:52,164
Where's Parker?
1622
01:51:52,248 --> 01:51:53,583
He's with a girl.
1623
01:51:53,666 --> 01:51:56,252
I need to speak with him.
1624
01:51:56,961 --> 01:51:58,880
- He'll call you.
- He'll--?
1625
01:52:03,217 --> 01:52:05,261
Okay. Great.
1626
01:52:05,678 --> 01:52:07,138
Well, he better.
1627
01:52:07,221 --> 01:52:09,181
Or it's your ass.
1628
01:52:09,765 --> 01:52:12,727
And don't even think about ghosting me.
1629
01:52:29,994 --> 01:52:31,829
Are you sure
no one else has figured it out?
1630
01:52:31,913 --> 01:52:35,791
Yeah, it's not like anybody
really pays attention to you.
1631
01:52:35,875 --> 01:52:36,709
Ouch.
1632
01:52:37,251 --> 01:52:38,544
Except for me.
1633
01:52:39,045 --> 01:52:39,962
Thanks.
1634
01:52:40,046 --> 01:52:41,756
- Don't be late.
- I won't.
1635
01:52:41,839 --> 01:52:42,798
See you later.
1636
01:52:42,882 --> 01:52:45,509
- You guys are so cute.
- Thanks.
1637
01:52:47,011 --> 01:52:50,848
I was thinking we should all go
on a double date or something.
1638
01:52:50,932 --> 01:52:53,517
- Oh, we broke up.
- Oh, we broke up.
1639
01:52:53,601 --> 01:52:54,936
No. What? Why?
1640
01:52:55,019 --> 01:52:57,396
Men and women grow apart,
1641
01:52:57,480 --> 01:53:00,441
but the journey they share together
will always be a part of them.
1642
01:53:02,234 --> 01:53:04,236
- You are so wise.
- Thank you.
1643
01:53:07,573 --> 01:53:08,574
Hello, Gerald.
1644
01:53:09,909 --> 01:53:11,410
Could Mother not make it?
1645
01:53:17,917 --> 01:53:19,168
- May!
- I promise you--
1646
01:53:19,251 --> 01:53:21,504
Oh, he's here. Don't give me a ticket.
1647
01:53:24,006 --> 01:53:25,925
I'm so glad you're okay.
1648
01:53:26,008 --> 01:53:28,970
No, for real, I'm good.
I'm actually really fine.
1649
01:53:29,053 --> 01:53:30,930
Let's go. Where are your bags?
1650
01:53:31,013 --> 01:53:33,140
- Oh, right. They got blown up.
- Yeah.
1651
01:53:34,225 --> 01:53:36,560
- I got you some hot buttered bagels.
- Thank you so much.
1652
01:53:36,644 --> 01:53:37,561
I know my boy.
1653
01:53:37,645 --> 01:53:41,023
I kept my identity pretty guarded
this past couple years.
1654
01:53:41,107 --> 01:53:42,817
I faced a lot of deception.
1655
01:53:42,900 --> 01:53:45,778
And I'm tired of the lies.
1656
01:53:45,861 --> 01:53:48,030
So it's time for the truth to be out there.
1657
01:53:51,158 --> 01:53:52,201
Are you dating?
1658
01:53:53,119 --> 01:53:54,453
- Yes.
- Not really.
1659
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:57,248
- What?
- Well--
1660
01:53:57,331 --> 01:53:59,291
- I think--
- Summer fling.
1661
01:53:59,375 --> 01:54:01,377
Yes, that evolves
and grows like any other.
1662
01:54:01,460 --> 01:54:04,630
- I still don't know where it's going to go.
- Open to wherever it might lead.
1663
01:54:04,714 --> 01:54:06,757
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...
1664
01:54:06,841 --> 01:54:10,761
- We'll always be friends, no matter what.
- I'm gonna go because I've got a date.
1665
01:54:10,845 --> 01:54:13,347
...because we all are interconnected.
1666
01:54:13,431 --> 01:54:14,557
- Bye.
- We are.
1667
01:54:33,284 --> 01:54:34,410
Sorry!
1668
01:55:11,238 --> 01:55:12,782
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- Hey.
1669
01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:15,201
- It's fine.
- You ready?
1670
01:55:15,284 --> 01:55:16,952
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.
1671
01:55:17,036 --> 01:55:18,913
Okay! Okay!
1672
01:55:18,996 --> 01:55:20,831
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?
1673
01:55:20,915 --> 01:55:24,126
Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
I'm not gonna watch.
1674
01:55:26,128 --> 01:55:28,798
I should stop looking.
I'm gonna stop looking!
1675
01:57:45,434 --> 01:57:47,937
Okay. You can put me down now!
You can put me down now!
1676
01:57:50,064 --> 01:57:50,981
You okay?
1677
01:57:55,027 --> 01:57:57,029
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
1678
01:57:57,112 --> 01:57:59,657
Let's just-- Never, never doing that again.
1679
01:57:59,740 --> 01:58:01,450
- I'm never doing that again.
- Okay.
1680
01:58:02,034 --> 01:58:03,244
I should probably get out of here.
1681
01:58:03,327 --> 01:58:04,995
- Be safe.
- See you later.
1682
01:58:08,290 --> 01:58:10,334
This is breaking news.
1683
01:58:10,417 --> 01:58:13,337
We come to you with revelations
about last week's attack in London.
1684
01:58:13,420 --> 01:58:15,589
An anonymous source provided
this video.
1685
01:58:15,673 --> 01:58:20,594
It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,
moments before his death.
1686
01:58:20,678 --> 01:58:22,721
A warning, you may find
this video disturbing.
1687
01:58:22,805 --> 01:58:24,848
I managed to send the Elemental
through the rift,
1688
01:58:24,932 --> 01:58:26,767
but I don't think l'm gonna make it.
1689
01:58:26,850 --> 01:58:28,477
Spider-Man attacked me
for some reason.
1690
01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:30,854
He has an army of weaponized drones,
Stark technology.
1691
01:58:30,938 --> 01:58:34,275
He's saying he's the only one who's
gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
1692
01:58:35,067 --> 01:58:37,319
Are you sure you want
to commence the drone attack?
1693
01:58:37,403 --> 01:58:41,407
-There will be significant casualties.
- Do it. Execute them all.
1694
01:58:45,452 --> 01:58:48,664
This shocking video was released
earlier today
1695
01:58:48,747 --> 01:58:51,792
on the controversial news website
The Daily Bugle.net.
1696
01:58:51,875 --> 01:58:55,087
There you have it, folks,
conclusive proof that Spider-Man
1697
01:58:55,170 --> 01:58:58,173
was responsible
for the murder of Mysterio,
1698
01:58:58,257 --> 01:59:01,593
an inter dimensional warrior
who gave his life to protect our planet
1699
01:59:01,677 --> 01:59:04,054
and who will no doubt go down in history
1700
01:59:04,138 --> 01:59:07,141
as the greatest superhero of all time.
1701
01:59:07,975 --> 01:59:09,518
But that's not all, folks.
1702
01:59:09,601 --> 01:59:12,646
Here's the real blockbuster.
Brace yourselves.
1703
01:59:12,730 --> 01:59:15,774
Spider-Man's real--
Spider-Man's real name is--
1704
01:59:18,193 --> 01:59:21,196
Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.
1705
01:59:21,905 --> 01:59:23,240
What the fu--?
1706
02:07:31,478 --> 02:07:32,771
You gotta tell him.
1707
02:07:34,856 --> 02:07:36,942
It was fine.
1708
02:07:37,025 --> 02:07:39,027
The little boy handled it.
1709
02:07:39,110 --> 02:07:40,737
We helped.
1710
02:07:40,821 --> 02:07:42,030
- Talos.
- Come off it.
1711
02:07:42,113 --> 02:07:44,616
How was I supposed to know
that the whole thing was fake?
1712
02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:47,077
I mean, that was all very convincing.
1713
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:50,789
The performances, the illusion,
that costume, the craftsmanship in that.
1714
02:07:50,872 --> 02:07:54,084
This is just embarrassing
for a shape-shifter. Fine.
1715
02:07:56,419 --> 02:07:59,047
Hey there.
I hope your mission is going well.
1716
02:07:59,130 --> 02:08:02,926
We gave the glasses to Parker
about a week ago, like you said.
1717
02:08:03,009 --> 02:08:06,471
And it was very touching, you know?
1718
02:08:06,555 --> 02:08:08,348
Really, really quite touching.
1719
02:08:08,431 --> 02:08:09,683
Talos.
1720
02:08:09,766 --> 02:08:14,062
And, you know, shortly after that,
1721
02:08:14,145 --> 02:08:17,107
it really kind of went off the rails,
and so we need you to come back
1722
02:08:17,190 --> 02:08:19,359
because everyone kept asking
where the Avengers are,
1723
02:08:19,442 --> 02:08:20,944
I don't know what to say to that,
1724
02:08:21,027 --> 02:08:22,654
so you're lucky that Spider-Man won--
1725
02:08:45,427 --> 02:08:46,970
Everybody back to work!
1726
02:08:54,436 --> 02:08:56,354
Who's got my shoes?