1 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,957 How many stars shine in the sky? 2 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:52,832 Ever tried to count them? 3 00:01:53,332 --> 00:02:00,875 It would take 6,000 years to count the people in our galaxy 4 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,250 How many galaxies are there? 5 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:07,457 Scientists estimate two billion 6 00:02:07,957 --> 00:02:13,082 It is one of tens of thousands of celestial bodies 7 00:02:13,582 --> 00:02:16,915 Is there a planet of people like us? 8 00:02:17,415 --> 00:02:20,957 As we examine the place where we seek them, 9 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:24,957 They wouldn't come here looking for us, would they? 10 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:40,915 [Hindi Pop Song] 11 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,125 What is the recall of his spaceship stolen by the thief? 12 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:23,083 He could not return home without distance 13 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:27,833 He doesn't know our language and doesn't have a friend here 14 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:32,125 Alone, anguished, his only thought was ... 15 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,125 .. How will I return home? 16 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:02,833 There is a small flame on the path of time life 17 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:08,416 Into its glowing mist we dream, we exist 18 00:07:08,915 --> 00:07:11,415 But in a beautiful curve 19 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:14,415 A stranger we may meet 20 00:07:14,915 --> 00:07:17,750 Life after life 21 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,750 Whose memory may last 22 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,833 Extra ticket. Extra tickets anyone? 23 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,833 - Yes sir ... - I'll take it! 24 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,625 Sorry, I raised my hand first 25 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,625 But I called first 26 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,458 I am Mr. Bachchan, a great fan of the poet 27 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,625 I am his son and a big fan of the actor 28 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,750 From the age of ten, I knew all his poems. He repented completely 29 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,000 From the age of five, I knew his son's conversations - without remembering 30 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,790 Hello, who wants to? 31 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,457 give me Poetry is not his cup of tea 32 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,208 100 33 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:11,833 40 tickets out of 100? The black market of poetry! 34 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,166 These six lined up for long hours 35 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:18,165 Time is money 36 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:28,332 - Go to conversations. - Everything is yours. Women first 37 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,333 One second! Why not split the ticket? 38 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:39,458 In the first half you enjoy poetry. 2nd half I want to act 39 00:08:39,957 --> 00:08:43,915 That's a good idea! 40 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,708 10, 20, 30, 40 41 00:08:46,207 --> 00:08:46,707 50 more 42 00:08:47,082 --> 00:08:47,582 6 43 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:50,083 - 96 - 96 44 00:08:50,582 --> 00:08:53,832 96. How about discount? We come from the same country 45 00:08:54,332 --> 00:08:55,915 Long live India, Bro! 46 00:08:56,416 --> 00:09:01,208 Long live the motherland! 100 47 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,790 Extra ticket. Extra tickets anyone? 48 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,208 Sir! 49 00:09:06,707 --> 00:09:08,832 Can I borrow 4? Please! 50 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,540 Keep my guard till I repay 51 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,875 Please, sir, this is the last ticket 52 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:17,332 Wild sell, baby. No ticket 53 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:21,750 There is a left in that black market 54 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,916 Hooligan! Giving India a bad name 55 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:26,916 Very true! 56 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:30,166 Wait here. I'll get that ticket 57 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:31,625 ok sir 58 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:35,625 thank you 59 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:46,125 Yes! 60 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,166 - Sir! - Do I know you? 61 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:58,625 Where is my ticket? 62 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,750 The ticket? 100 is yours 63 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,916 You bloody cheat! 64 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,458 Stop cheating! Cheney the snake! Capitalism! 65 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:07,750 Mind your language! 66 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,166 Think of your coat first! 67 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,250 - Enjoy the show now! - Security! 68 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,916 - Rec in short! - Security! 69 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,916 Get outta here 70 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:23,041 I'll get this for you! 71 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:27,041 Don't chase me... catch him! 72 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,875 Seniors these days! This is a bad generation! 73 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,916 Forget it 74 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,458 How can I? 75 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,707 That poet is poet and here I am 76 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:52,290 Leave it 77 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,750 Why pine for the party that overthrows us? 78 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,541 Follow us when we follow 79 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,958 I also jump into poetry 80 00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:04,957 That's great. go 81 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:12,165 No, if I go, you propose to me 82 00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,833 - Are you crazy? - That's what I said! 83 00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:17,000 Your favorite poet is the elder Mr. Bachchan 84 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,916 One morning met a girl, verse wooed him 85 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,458 They got married in the twilight. So I read it 86 00:11:22,957 --> 00:11:23,457 Really? 87 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,957 And boy! See what they produce - 88 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:30,915 Amitabh Bachchan - Best actor 89 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,375 Jakku 90 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,957 Jakku? 91 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:35,375 my name 92 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,791 Dad named me Jagat Janani: Mother of the World 93 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:43,500 I was ridiculed in school, so I shortened it to - Jaku 94 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,291 - From Mumbai - No Delhi 95 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,000 I am studying television production 96 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,332 you too 97 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:51,915 Sarfaraj. I structural analysis 98 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,916 And Pakistan embassy part time job 99 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,333 Embassy of Pakistan? Why? 100 00:11:57,832 --> 00:11:59,750 I am from Pakistan 101 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:05,707 Indian embassy won't hire me! 102 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:07,750 What's wrong? 103 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,750 Nothing 104 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,832 Am I taking care of you from Pakistan? 105 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,375 OK then 106 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,375 Farewell 107 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:46,541 Don't ask my name, my country 108 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:53,166 To break free from the slavery of boundaries 109 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:59,458 A few steps in this brief journey 110 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:03,457 Come, walk with me 111 00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:18,957 Don't ask my name, my country 112 00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:22,915 To break free from the slavery of boundaries 113 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:26,958 A few steps in this brief journey 114 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:30,915 Come, walk with me 115 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,916 Word and speech parts are passed 116 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,875 Hand in hand, nowhere and nowhere 117 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:42,916 A few steps in this brief journey 118 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,208 Come, walk with me 119 00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:50,915 Word and speech parts are passed 120 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,916 Hand in hand, nowhere and nowhere 121 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:58,916 A few steps in this brief journey 122 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:02,916 Come, walk with me 123 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,916 If the sun wanders the path 124 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:30,833 I have to lay a carpet of shade 125 00:14:31,332 --> 00:14:34,915 If the dark scares you 126 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,916 I think of a moon in the rainbow 127 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:42,958 If sadness fills your day 128 00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:46,957 I let it go with a laugh 129 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,915 A giggle giggled 130 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:54,916 We must walk together 131 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,791 My fellow travelers with you 132 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,708 I fear nothing in this world 133 00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:24,707 Why a few steps, a lifetime 134 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:28,582 I deal with you 135 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:32,750 Word and speech parts are passed 136 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,750 Hand in hand, nowhere and nowhere 137 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,750 A few steps in this brief journey 138 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,750 Come, walk with me 139 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,333 - Thank you thank you 140 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:30,375 Mom! 141 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:31,375 Dad! 142 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,291 She fell in love! 143 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:36,000 Fall in love? 144 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,916 He is so cute! 145 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,333 More photos please! 146 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,500 What is his job? What is his family? 147 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,707 Keep calm mom. I'll tell you 148 00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:46,957 First, the name 149 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,000 Sarfaraj 150 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,500 Muslim? 151 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,291 Yes. Studies Architecture. Family is in Pakistan 152 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,000 Pakistan! Which Pakistan? 153 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,625 Only one Pakistan, mother 154 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:00,707 Should you wear burkhas? 155 00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:02,915 Have you read the Quran? Are you crazy? 156 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,083 You don't hang up. keep 157 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,583 Start the car 158 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,166 All perished, Your Holiness. Help! 159 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:12,957 I know where dad went 160 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,708 One face surrounds us from childhood: His Holiness 161 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,000 boy mom 162 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,125 Bathroom walls from bags, 163 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,165 He was omnipresent 164 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:33,665 Even a root canal should he set in good time 165 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:39,625 Baba gifted a God part with God for every thing 166 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,625 Goddess of wealth for stock market 167 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:49,165 God of health for exercise 168 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:52,540 Web-based worship and sacred sweets by Korea 169 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,540 His inventions were 170 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,250 Greetings, Your Holiness 171 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,250 Touch his feet to the jug 172 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:25,500 Why this fatal pleasure? 173 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,958 Take a pen and write 174 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,375 God 175 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,375 Please clarify for me 176 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,875 Yes... 177 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,000 Yes... 178 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,083 Your wish is our command 179 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,500 Write the prophecy 180 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,915 This Pakistani boy, 181 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,665 Sarfaraj, 182 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,250 I will betray you 183 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,083 I don't know him 184 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:05,916 History stands witness: these people plan and betray 185 00:19:06,415 --> 00:19:09,375 He will pursue carnal pleasures 186 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,083 But I will not marry you. He will disappear 187 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,958 Come home now! One more night there, and you're dead to us 188 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,166 Mr Sahani, I am speaking to her 189 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:25,207 Baby, hit the delete button 190 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:29,208 Get him out of your computer 191 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,332 Hello! 192 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,291 What happened? 193 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,625 do you love me 194 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,040 Of course I do. Why? 195 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,125 - Will you marry me? - What's the matter? 196 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,500 Yes or no, Sarbaras? 197 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,625 - Yes, but ... - Tomorrow 198 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,208 Tomorrow? 199 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,583 We are getting married tomorrow 200 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,583 His prophecy was wrong. I will prove it 201 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,458 Mr. James Herrick and Miss Oprah Brown, you are next 202 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:19,625 - James isn't here, yet. - Oh, talk to the registrar 203 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,375 Can you please capture this? 204 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,125 Yes definitely. 205 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,208 Hello... 206 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,208 This is for you 207 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,083 - For me? - Yes 208 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:35,083 thank you 209 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,125 It comes from Sarbaras 210 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,708 He said: Marriage is only between individuals, not families 211 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,958 Our faith, countries and cultures are different 212 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,833 Our families can never be happy if they are unhappy 213 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,291 Don't try to contact me 214 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:55,290 Excuse me 215 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,790 Where is the young lady going? 216 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:19,790 New Delhi 217 00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:25,040 I came back to my town but my parents refused to see me 218 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,290 I joined a news channel as a reporter 219 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,790 Today's story: A stressed out dog 220 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,582 That's our breaking news! 221 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,583 For a few days we got the news and for a few days it was imagined 222 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:59,625 There is no God 223 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,625 If detected, contact the drug 224 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,915 This man has a story. I'll see you in the office 225 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,915 Don't be late! 226 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,583 Excuse me 227 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,833 Why do you hand these over? 228 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,125 A case is pending against him 229 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,458 He doesn't solve it or meet me 230 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:35,791 My life is kaput 231 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,790 He disappeared 232 00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:43,082 Have you seen him around? 233 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:47,375 No 234 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:53,415 Hello Goddess, Hello Hello 235 00:22:53,915 --> 00:23:00,915 Hello Goddess, Hello Hello 236 00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,415 By the way, what's with the helmet? 237 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,790 The idea came from Taxi Tops 238 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:08,915 Yellow yells from the mile 239 00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:12,375 Taxis are easily found in transit 240 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:16,125 - So? - So God can easily find me! 241 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:20,125 Does he not see anyone else in this crowd? 242 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,000 A bit to your left! 243 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,915 Okay, background? 244 00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:35,125 Cue Jagu 245 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,333 They say that animals are not suicidal 246 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:43,041 Here is Nikku. Mr Chelly Singh dog 247 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,665 Nikku attempted suicide three times 248 00:23:47,165 --> 00:23:53,082 Jump on a roof, lick sleeping pills, jump on a gas burner 249 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:54,916 What's wrong with Nikku? 250 00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:58,790 Is Nick suffering from a mental disorder? 251 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,250 Nickus... 252 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,458 What's wrong with Jagu? 253 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:08,458 What is this story? 254 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,915 Our chat continues with renowned businessman Mr. Ratan 255 00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:17,040 After this interval 256 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,707 Ratan? Some coffee? 257 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,208 He gets some coffee 258 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,375 - Cherry ... - Oh no! 259 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,958 What's your guess? This dog suffers from depression, anxiety disorder, 260 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,833 Schizophrenia, or ADHD? 261 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,625 What, why should I care? 262 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:33,915 Exactly 263 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:39,457 Why would anyone care? Then why do we burn such bulls? 264 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,375 What do you really want to fly in the air? 265 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,458 Please stop him 266 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:46,750 See this? 267 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,165 I met someone who was distributing these pamphlets 268 00:24:50,665 --> 00:24:53,582 - He seeks God. - Did you see him? 269 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,333 No but 270 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,791 Seeking God - that is religion. God found out - that's the news 271 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,582 If he finds God, get him. I will put him in the air 272 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,625 You know the company policy 273 00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,625 No message on religion, no message on God. Done 274 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,290 Man, you've changed! 275 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,790 War, where is Cherry Bajwa? 276 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,790 Do you want to watch war? 277 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,832 Take a good look 278 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,750 Here are three scores 279 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,375 These are not birthmarks 280 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,958 I conducted a program against His Holiness, your father is Guru 281 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:29,708 His devotees turned a thrill in my bag here 282 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:32,458 The anchor will come to you in 10 seconds 283 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:35,125 I wanted to live in that day - I want to live in this country 284 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,915 Not to be confused with religion. That's it 285 00:25:37,415 --> 00:25:38,957 - Now I got a show to direct. - 5 ... 4 ... 286 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:39,958 3 ... 287 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:40,875 2 ... 288 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:41,790 1 ... 289 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,250 Come back after the break 290 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,458 We were talking to renowned businessman Mr. Ratan... 291 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,625 Boss killed my story 292 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,625 But after two weeks it came back again 293 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,875 [Donation Box] 294 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:44,082 Stop! Thief! 295 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:48,083 He stole from the donation box! 296 00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:10,375 Don't let him go! 297 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:14,875 Move. 298 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,583 Lifting from the donation box, idiot? 299 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:18,583 Yes 300 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,207 He is not a thief! 301 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,708 My wallet fell into the donation box 302 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,666 He is enough for me 303 00:27:27,165 --> 00:27:28,125 trust me 304 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:32,125 See for yourself. 5,000 of which is Rs 305 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,208 - It's mine! - It was 306 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,625 Once in the box, it is donated 307 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:57,750 Now, it belongs to God. Let them go 308 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,375 Well, what the hell have you been up to? 309 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,875 Getting my money back 310 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:03,833 God took his wages but did not release 311 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,958 Ban... 312 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,958 I saw you fishing for some bucks 313 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:15,875 I earned money in this branch office. I was left 314 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,083 Should you wear beads and amulets? 315 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:20,666 Rejected. good 316 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,750 Why stickers? 317 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,500 Defense! 318 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,833 Pictures of God on the walls - to prevent alienation 319 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,833 On the face - to prevent punches 320 00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:40,750 where are you 321 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,500 pick me up I have no money to go home 322 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I'll fill you in later 323 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,915 I am in Mukrigi, outside the temple 324 00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:52,582 rush Thanks, Boy 325 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:54,333 Here you go 326 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,916 - Why? - Ride home 327 00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:04,082 I feel sad when someone can't come home 328 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,750 - Wait. - It was for me 329 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,375 I cannot accept this 330 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,375 - Why? - Do you need to come home? 331 00:29:19,165 --> 00:29:22,582 Money should not come home to me 332 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:26,583 Why? where do you live 333 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:38,166 Step-well into ruins 334 00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:43,750 But this rainy season, I put a lock on it 335 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,583 Lock-up! Like a police lockdown? 336 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:50,458 There are 122 in the city. I yo yo between them 337 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,041 Do you allow us to check in like a hotel? 338 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:58,040 come on I'll give you a demo 339 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:04,165 [Sign: Don't leave here] 340 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,458 Be careful! 341 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,458 [Sign: Don't leave here] 342 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:15,458 Hey, copper - perfect view! 343 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,540 I'll show you the way! 344 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:46,125 Jakku! 345 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,250 We must follow that van 346 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:52,250 - Who are we chasing? - A story 347 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:09,583 Kimmy your wallet. i need money 348 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:13,583 Urgent! thank you I'm coming 349 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,750 Excuse me 350 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:27,750 Yes? 351 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,458 I have to go inside the lock-up 352 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,625 Why? 353 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,415 To meet that boy 354 00:31:36,915 --> 00:31:39,165 Think this is a local coffee joint? 355 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,875 Sunder and chill with your friends? 356 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,790 It's a lock, does it get it? 357 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:50,290 Only criminals get in 358 00:31:50,790 --> 00:31:53,250 Bribery is a crime! 359 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,333 That's why I do it! 360 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:57,458 I can lock you in 361 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,458 Please ... soon! 362 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:10,000 - Thank you, Mr Pandey. - An hour, that's it 363 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,625 hello 364 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:17,875 I love your story. Would you share it? 365 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:19,040 Why? 366 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:23,040 I am a TV reporter. This is my job 367 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,875 - Go and listen. - Wonderful! 368 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:47,458 your name? 369 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,583 No name 370 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,250 They are knocking me out here. why are you hitting me 371 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:56,250 what are you doing 372 00:32:57,583 --> 00:33:00,958 I am an astronaut 373 00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:02,708 Space! 374 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,458 Who shot for the moon? 375 00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:10,291 There was once a time. It is kapat 376 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:11,500 Of course! 377 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,415 What is your favorite planet? 378 00:33:14,915 --> 00:33:17,582 - My own. - What else do I mean but the earth? 379 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,958 Earth is mega-kaput 380 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,958 I mean my own planet 381 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:30,750 It will show there at night 382 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,165 We went bananas, 383 00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:38,915 We found another planet with people like us 384 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,457 I was sent here on a research mission 385 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,791 Boy, what a reception! 386 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,790 My remote was stolen 387 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,457 Without it, I could not recognize my people 388 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:54,166 They will not come to me without a signal 389 00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:56,625 I think it is a dangerous planet 390 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,625 I'm dead a dodo 391 00:34:04,165 --> 00:34:04,790 Hello! 392 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,290 - Listen ... - What? 393 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,166 let me out I have to go home 394 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:12,458 Your highness, the criminals did not decide that. To do the cops 395 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,000 I am not a thief 396 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,958 So say all thieves 397 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,041 Where is Officer Pandey? 398 00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:20,458 Out in his rounds 399 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,083 Officer Pandey! 400 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,083 Officer Pandey! 401 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:27,875 Shut up, or get a sandwich on one knee 402 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:50,125 I'm talking talking? 403 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,958 Obviously! 404 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,291 Hindi as the official language of your planet? 405 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,833 On our planet... 406 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,833 .. no language! 407 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,666 We read in mind. No confusion 408 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,750 Here, you say something and mean something else 409 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,458 Two letter words can have four different meanings 410 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:14,583 When you agree and say "Oh", it's "Oh, it's cool" 411 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:18,125 When your eyes pop out, "Oh!" Bad news 412 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:22,000 "Your mother-in-law is coming in." "Oh!" 413 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,875 When angry, you thunder 414 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:28,625 "Oh! You'll pay for that mistake!" 415 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:32,250 The deeper your thinking, the longer your "O"! 416 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:35,625 "Ohhhhhhh! I see!" 417 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,916 When you hear the words, you should see the expression 418 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,000 Get the real thing 419 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:45,458 This is torture! I took full 6 hours to learn Hindi 420 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,541 Total language in 6 hours? 421 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,583 Don't let anyone hold me by the hands 422 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,875 Finally, a good woman offered her hand 423 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,875 I ran it and changed my language on my computer 424 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:02,791 Man, your whoppers know no bounds! 425 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,583 A USB cable in your hand, 426 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,541 Does it transfer files between computers? 427 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:13,333 And your clothes? Rage on your planet? 428 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,208 Nothing! 429 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:21,000 No one on our planet wears clothes. There we simply go 430 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,458 Here, at first I thought 431 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:28,541 Your skins are different from ours 432 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,916 Some hide sparkly, 433 00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:34,583 Some are jet black 434 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:38,458 Some covers are colorful, some are white 435 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:44,541 Some are sticky tight, some hide the baggies 436 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,708 One day I found a car 437 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:51,708 A dancing car 438 00:36:55,791 --> 00:37:00,916 That day I realized that our skins are the same 439 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:04,916 But they cover up something called your passion 440 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,041 'Radio Merchants' 441 00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:17,708 Now I'm confused 442 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:22,083 And yet I scoffed 443 00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:26,750 Look here - half man, half woman! 444 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,458 Slowly I got it 445 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:32,166 Fashion and Woman - Fashion 446 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:33,750 The fashion of the day was… 447 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,875 .. and night fashion 448 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:37,083 Sports Fashion ... 449 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:41,875 .. and fashion service 450 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:45,875 I found clothes, some photos 451 00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:04,458 It hit me – these photos represent survival 452 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,416 You can exchange food for them 453 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:11,416 So I created a portfolio of photos of this old man 454 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,458 What is this? 455 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:37,083 What are these? 456 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:42,833 Why are you giving me this garbage? 457 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,458 Right! Now we're talking! 458 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:48,083 Here you go 459 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:52,958 What I got: This photo had value on a type of paper 460 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:59,250 It is useless on any other paper 461 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,916 For cash and clothes, dancing cars were widely available 462 00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:07,875 They are my bank, they are my tailor! 463 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,458 Once, I got such a magnetic suit 464 00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:13,416 Which photos are required 465 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,833 Food is drawn to me 466 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:19,916 For you, sir 467 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:24,000 Now, to find my distance, I had to learn the language of this planet 468 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,708 Without it, every task was a test 469 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,458 As this man says 470 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:33,458 There was a flaw in his style 471 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:44,875 I felt I spoiled his style 472 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:48,875 So I put it back there 473 00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:14,291 [Radio Announcement] 474 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,791 Saw him on the road 475 00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:23,583 Some noise struck him 476 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,916 beautiful is okay, 477 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:29,791 But the answer is no 478 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,541 Maybe it called one day? 479 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:34,875 Are you deaf? 480 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,916 Can hear ok but not speak 481 00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:41,458 In a state of shock 482 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:45,458 Memory loss, I fear 483 00:40:55,708 --> 00:41:00,541 Remember the scumbag who hit you? 484 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,916 Remember the license plate? 485 00:41:04,416 --> 00:41:07,916 Remember anything 486 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:39,958 come my friend come with me 487 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:46,208 Be my guest until you regain your memory 488 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,666 Remove your head 489 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:54,250 One knock will take your memory and another will bring it up 490 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:55,833 I saw it in movies 491 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,416 To know what he did, 492 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:04,875 I want to hold his hand and change his language 493 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:08,250 Hey! 494 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:11,833 Has memory loss gone a toss in your sense of gender? 495 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,750 Wait a minute... 496 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,625 See this - my license 497 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:17,625 Gender is male 498 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:18,625 Male... 499 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:22,916 Rude 500 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:26,916 I had to hold someone's hand back home 501 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:51,166 Here comes my zany guest 502 00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:58,250 The guy from Galen can't win everything with happiness 503 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:01,583 Here comes my zany guest 504 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:05,125 The guy from Galen can't win everything with happiness 505 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:08,833 If your frenzied sadness persists, it will surely kill me! 506 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:12,458 Do not control your rebellion 507 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:20,833 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 508 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:24,833 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 509 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,125 Tourists on the runway come from near or far away from you 510 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,875 From Mumbai, Madrid or Madagascar 511 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:16,208 Tourists on the runway come from near or far away from you 512 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:19,583 From Mumbai, Madrid or Madagascar 513 00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:26,791 What was your name at school? 514 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:33,833 What was your name at school? 515 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:37,625 Your place of residence as zip code 516 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:41,083 You sprung from a cloud apparently or from underground 517 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,875 If your frenzied sadness persists, it will surely kill me! 518 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:48,458 Do not control your rebellion 519 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:57,458 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 520 00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:06,125 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 521 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:13,250 This amnesia is a blessing 522 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,708 This amnesia is a blessing 523 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,250 Borrowers have forgotten their debts 524 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,000 handsome boy 525 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,916 Innocent God 526 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:27,750 Do not control your rebellion 527 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:36,333 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 528 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:45,291 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 529 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:48,916 Here comes my zany guest 530 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,458 Win for all 531 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,875 Here comes my zany guest 532 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:59,875 Win for all 533 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:19,833 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 534 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,833 Here it is! 535 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,250 Here it is! 536 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,250 Here comes the delirious boy as my guest with this crazy obsession 537 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,125 I feel your pain 538 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,958 But don't put your hand in your hand 539 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:45,958 You may end up in bed, but most likely a hospital bed 540 00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:54,125 Don't give up, I know for you 541 00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:09,541 Hand, foot - whatever 542 00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:11,666 No one punches you here 543 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:12,916 come on 544 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:17,958 What a neighborhood! Well, welcome ladies 545 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:21,875 Within my reach, calling me home 546 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:26,208 Here I met a quiet and gentle girl, Pepper 547 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:30,208 Pepper, take him to the honeymoon suit 548 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,250 The chili sat patiently all night 549 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:26,916 For full 6 hours, I changed his language files 550 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,916 ABC - XYZ, I was attracted to everything 551 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,833 The first time? ... 552 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,458 Yes! 553 00:48:56,958 --> 00:49:00,458 where are you from 554 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:05,208 Far, far away 555 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:08,583 Unheard of in the village 556 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,541 But you speak my lingo! 557 00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:16,458 Because I learned from you, sister 558 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:22,458 Sister! Do you think this is a convent? Out! 559 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:24,625 Friend! 560 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,208 Bro, wake up! 561 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:29,541 Bro, wake up! 562 00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:31,750 Friend! 563 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,208 You talk! 564 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:36,125 Bro, I need your help 565 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,333 Pepper destroyed up your throat! 566 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:40,083 Bro, come with me quickly 567 00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:43,875 A direct link to memory and out! 568 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:48,291 Update Docs: Stay tuned, stay cool! 569 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:50,916 It's urgent, bro! 570 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:54,916 Let's go 571 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,750 Stop ... stop! 572 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,750 Stop it, Bro! 573 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:09,375 This idiot robbed me here 574 00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:13,333 I need my chain. I want to get it back 575 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,875 - Precious? - It's priceless! 576 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,875 The thief must be local 577 00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:21,791 But he sells booty in Delhi 578 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:26,416 If he sells valuables here, he is caught 579 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,750 Then I have to go 580 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:30,916 Where? 581 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:34,916 Delhi 582 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,250 - Officer! - Yes? 583 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:01,583 - My remote control was stolen. - Are you drunk? 584 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:04,958 Expecting the police force to track your TV remote? 585 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:08,875 - This is not a TV remote! - Then? 586 00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,208 Can't tell you. But it is like a chain 587 00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:13,958 Really valuable 588 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,625 - Where was it stolen? — In Mandava 589 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:22,041 You're looking for Delhi, idiot? 590 00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:23,916 The thief came to Delhi 591 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,041 - So? - So where is the thief? 592 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:29,166 Blockhead! It is a city of 15 million 593 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:35,666 The police are human, not God 594 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:40,291 Only God can help you 595 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:46,041 Surrender to God and you will be victorious 596 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:50,708 Only God knows 597 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:55,333 Ask God! 598 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:59,125 God is my child 599 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:05,166 Who is God? All he can do is help 600 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,541 What I saw blew my mind 601 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,791 Find out who created the earth! 602 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:17,333 Their Creator lived with them. He had millions of houses 603 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:24,166 Earthlings took their problems to him and he solved them for a small fee 604 00:52:24,666 --> 00:52:28,125 There is no such facility on my planet 605 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:35,000 I can't believe it! I decided to test it 606 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,083 Take God 607 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:40,958 Which one? Rs 20, 100, 500? 608 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:44,458 Is there any difference? 20 and 500 rupees? 609 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,833 Just the size. Otherwise ditto 610 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:51,208 20 Is God Equally Efficient? 611 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:55,208 Well, gimmemm Rs 15! Nothing less 612 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:11,833 God, I'm hungry. Please give me some food 613 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,083 I went bananas 614 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:30,125 God really worked! Now I can go home 615 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,458 God, my distance is stolen 616 00:53:33,958 --> 00:53:37,458 Find it. I have to go home 617 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:54,791 God's battery died. Worked once, then kaput 618 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:55,875 What do you say? 619 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:58,208 Stick a new battery inside. Where is it going? 620 00:53:58,708 --> 00:54:01,791 - It does not require battery. - Then why this? 621 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:06,416 - Production defect? - I have no defects 622 00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:11,833 - Did you make this god? - Of course! with my hands 623 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,833 Did God make you or did God make you? 624 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:20,333 He did everything for us - I only make idols of him 625 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,333 Why statues? 626 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:26,666 Voice our problems to worship Him 627 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:31,833 Is there a transmitter inside? How does he ask us? 628 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:36,625 God has no transmitter. He asks directly 629 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,833 Directly? Then why the statue? 630 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:43,291 What with him? 631 00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:47,875 Want to capture my business? What is your problem? 632 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:50,000 My remote was stolen, sir 633 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,833 I ask God. But he didn't answer 634 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:55,875 - Are you drunk? - What does it mean? 635 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,083 You're overloading this pint-sized god 636 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,875 His feet among the ruins shall not chase the thief 637 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:05,458 Take care of the great God inside the temple 638 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:07,875 He runs fast 639 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,708 Offer him coconuts and money - he will deliver 640 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:15,708 It is Rs. 200 will be 641 00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:23,708 Earthquakes waited with payment to get their work done 642 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:26,666 After full 2 hours I got appointment 643 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:29,708 God, 644 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:35,000 Please receive my message 645 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,416 - Where is it? - Move! 646 00:55:37,916 --> 00:55:39,625 Wait, he didn't save my stuff 647 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:43,916 He did not save! Look, I paid his bill 648 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:46,041 - Your work will be done. - But when? 649 00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,666 Can't say when, but it will be done 650 00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:51,583 - Move. - But when will it be available? 651 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:53,166 Don't block the line, scram! 652 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:56,041 If I scram, someone else might get it 653 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:57,041 Do you have a tip? 654 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,875 Lady, please! Where do you get my items? 655 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:02,875 Mental hospital! 656 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:06,875 What? Here's cash, delivery in a psychiatric hospital! 657 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,250 - Push him out! - OK, give me a receipt 658 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:10,250 Out! 659 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,583 How do I report my delivery without a receipt? 660 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:15,916 Get out! 661 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,291 But my distance? 662 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:21,291 Leave! 663 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:29,541 I can't find my shoes 664 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:33,083 Someone took it. Now you have chosen 665 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:37,083 Cycles are regular in temples 666 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:53,458 He made money, not saved it 667 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,291 what is his name 668 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,750 - They called him God - the real name? 669 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,875 No idea 670 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:06,791 Where does he live? 671 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,125 In that temple 672 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,916 - Did you hand him the money? - No put in his box 673 00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,666 - He said he was going to work? - He didn't say anything 674 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,416 Is he dumb? 675 00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:19,625 Maybe there is 676 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:22,875 Oh... 677 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:26,875 Describe him 678 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:31,541 This applies 679 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,916 But a big pop 680 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:38,083 Come closer... 681 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,250 Do you have a tip? 682 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:43,125 Yes. How do you know? 683 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,875 Do you think I'm a jackass? 20 years a police! 684 00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:50,916 I don't know who I am 685 00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:55,458 Catch him 686 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:59,333 let me see 687 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:01,875 Dr. De Mello... 688 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:06,916 Doc, why are you forgetting your faith? 689 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:11,333 Mistuk temple in a church! Cause a riot? 690 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:17,791 Go to church. To your own God 691 00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:21,791 Church? 692 00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:09,708 Get out of here 693 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,916 My stuff! My distance! 694 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:16,458 God was crucified for your sins. Grateful man! 695 00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:20,875 Crucifixion! when 696 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:24,791 2,000 years ago. For your sins! 697 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:29,666 What did I do? I came here 698 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:31,833 - Are you drunk? - Yes! 699 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:35,208 God is watching over you. walking 700 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,041 Where? 701 00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:39,166 Where is God? 702 00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:40,583 What's in the mug? 703 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:42,250 alcohol 704 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:46,916 Alcohol! Now I got it! 705 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,875 God is bored of coconut water 706 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,875 Now he wanted wine. But alcohol is expensive 707 00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:57,541 So I had to raise the money 708 00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:02,291 I've come some from the dance car, some a great man 709 01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:05,458 Who Dinesh held out in a bowl 710 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:09,458 You can withdraw as needed 711 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:24,875 [Radio Announcement] 712 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,083 Sir, what god around here? 713 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:33,250 Right there 714 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:37,250 Preacher, let us drink in the house of God 715 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:53,583 Or show a place where there is no God 716 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,458 Stop! what is it 717 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,833 Alcohol is God 718 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:02,833 where is he 719 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,416 This girl was very upset 720 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:46,541 To find out why, I held her hand 721 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:49,125 You're holding on to a widow, take it! 722 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:51,333 Widow? How do you know? 723 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,333 Have you ever seen her in white? 724 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:06,583 Is everything good? 725 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,791 Everything is fine. 726 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:13,041 Be quiet. Smile. 727 01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:15,666 I am so sorry for your husband's heart 728 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,333 - What? - When? 729 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:20,458 How do I know? You are white 730 01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:22,458 The bride wears white! 731 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,458 No, widows march in white 732 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:26,916 Black widows, fool! 733 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:30,916 Now she is stress free. Go! 734 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,916 Did all three lose your husbands? 735 01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:46,833 I am morn alive! Want a Wake? 736 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,958 After many whacks, I learned 737 01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:52,625 There is no one God. There were many gods 738 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:55,416 Everyone is their own set of rules 739 01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,291 Each God started his own company 740 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:00,791 They called religion 741 01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:04,083 Each company had its own agents 742 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:09,458 All earth belongs to some religion 743 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:14,708 He followed only the God of that religion 744 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,916 My religion, who is my God? 745 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,916 I had to know my God to find the distance 746 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:39,666 what are you doing 747 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:41,458 Where is the label? 748 01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,875 What label? 749 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,291 Religion label 750 01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:49,583 Do you know which company he belongs to? 751 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,666 Where did God label them? 752 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:56,666 Security! 753 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:04,416 Finding my religion was tough 754 01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:09,541 So I decided to worship all Gods 755 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:13,375 One of them is my God, who will help me 756 01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:20,125 You are the one I respect the world 757 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:26,291 Heed my plea 758 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:33,041 Where is God? 759 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:40,333 Tell me where you are 760 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:46,916 You are being misled 761 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:53,458 I too am totally lost, guide me, I pray 762 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:59,958 Where is God? 763 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:03,958 Tell me where you are 764 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:36,916 Shall I worship you in temples? 765 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:40,333 I show my faith in mosques 766 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:47,083 Or do you want to go to a Gurudwara? 767 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:53,750 Temples and churches, I saw everywhere 768 01:05:54,250 --> 01:06:00,666 My hope is now hopeless 769 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:07,250 My hope is now hopeless 770 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:11,250 My hope is now hopeless 771 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:24,458 A rite I have ever trampled upon 772 01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:30,666 Like millions around I submit without a doubt 773 01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:37,333 Where is God? 774 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:41,333 Tell me where you are 775 01:07:11,416 --> 01:07:17,791 You have many names and many faces 776 01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:24,458 I have walked every one of the countless paths that lead you 777 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:31,083 I have never seen you in any temple 778 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:37,875 I have to find out what else to give you a clue 779 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:44,791 I have to find out what else to give you a clue 780 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:48,791 I have to find out what else to give you a clue 781 01:07:55,500 --> 01:08:01,916 I will follow blindly and reverently 782 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:08,125 Your every awareness and fancy is greater and greater 783 01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:14,875 Where is God? 784 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:21,541 Tell me where you are 785 01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:28,208 Where is God? 786 01:08:28,707 --> 01:08:32,207 Tell me where you are 787 01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:48,625 God - I'm confused 788 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:54,916 What is my mistake? Why can't my voice reach you? 789 01:08:55,416 --> 01:08:57,875 Please understand my situation 790 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,541 Please guide me 791 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:04,541 Please 792 01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:07,666 I hold hands with hands, 793 01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:14,958 Or bent knees, head on the ground? 794 01:09:15,457 --> 01:09:17,582 Do I wake you up with temple chants? 795 01:09:18,082 --> 01:09:20,625 Or call on a loudspeaker? 796 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:26,541 Gita, Quran, Bible - what should I study? 797 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:31,041 Your different managers say different things 798 01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:36,041 Some people insist on fasting on Monday, while others encourage on Tuesday 799 01:09:36,541 --> 01:09:41,791 Some taboo food after sunset, some after sunrise 800 01:09:42,291 --> 01:09:46,250 Some say, worship cows. That others kill her 801 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:52,250 Some send me to church naked, some wear shoes to church 802 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,291 What is right and what is wrong 803 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:59,458 I am clueless 804 01:09:59,957 --> 01:10:04,332 I'm breaking down 805 01:10:04,832 --> 01:10:07,290 I have to go home 806 01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:11,708 You can do whatever you want. take me home 807 01:10:12,207 --> 01:10:14,957 Please 808 01:10:15,457 --> 01:10:17,915 Say something 809 01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:20,625 You have at least one... 810 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:23,166 ..give me some answer 811 01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:26,625 Please 812 01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:29,750 Please 813 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:33,750 Please 814 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:46,625 There is no God 815 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:56,250 There is no God 816 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:07,000 There is no God 817 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,041 Why the lock man? 818 01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:43,666 I this morning 819 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,125 Open! This is my post! 820 01:11:45,625 --> 01:11:47,541 Shiva killed the sins 821 01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:49,416 No one was afraid 822 01:11:49,916 --> 01:11:51,875 Security! who are you 823 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,666 Don't you recognize me? 824 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:58,125 Am I not enough! 825 01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:00,666 Where is the safety in hell? 826 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:05,916 Didn't I do pujas in the toilet? 827 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:08,250 Now open the door! 828 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,000 My remote first! 829 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,791 - What's the distance? - My spaceship 830 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:14,958 Space ... ship? 831 01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:18,875 Memory loss? Saturday time, 832 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,791 I'm not here. I am from a distant planet 833 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:23,166 Scooch! 834 01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:27,416 My distance is the gym, I'm going home. Did you know? 835 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:30,750 Brother let me go. I have small children at home 836 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,375 I know! You gave birth to two gods 837 01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:36,041 Both have been around for centuries. They can stay home alone 838 01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:39,750 First my distance, then your family again 839 01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:41,332 God please save me... 840 01:12:41,832 --> 01:12:43,040 Is there a God above you? 841 01:12:43,541 --> 01:12:44,583 Shiva, help me 842 01:12:45,082 --> 01:12:48,250 Where? 843 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:52,041 Now Shiva gives the fearful dance 844 01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:53,166 Help! 845 01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:56,708 Help! 846 01:12:57,207 --> 01:13:00,707 Help! 847 01:13:05,207 --> 01:13:08,415 Help! 848 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:12,416 Help! 849 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:32,250 Hello Shiva 850 01:13:49,041 --> 01:13:52,916 Hello Shiva 851 01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:58,958 I meditated on the snowy peaks of the Himalayas 852 01:13:59,457 --> 01:14:02,415 When, suddenly - light! 853 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:05,416 Dazzling light! 854 01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:11,458 It was hiding in the ice 855 01:14:11,957 --> 01:14:16,040 I closed my eyes and called out to God 856 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:19,291 The next moment, I'm hooked 857 01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:22,250 I said, "God, make it clear to me." 858 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,625 What is this wonderful substance, 859 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,457 Is this biting cold too hot? 860 01:14:28,957 --> 01:14:29,875 God said, 861 01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:34,832 It is a divine appearance from Lord Shiva's neck 862 01:14:35,332 --> 01:14:40,790 Take it and worship it in a big temple 863 01:14:41,291 --> 01:14:50,875 Seeing this tank cures all afflictions 864 01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:53,625 Are you ready for the view? 865 01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:57,625 Divine appearance from Lord Shiva's neck! 866 01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:05,250 Hello Shiva 867 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:09,250 Hello Shiva 868 01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:21,208 Hello Shiva 869 01:15:21,707 --> 01:15:23,540 Hello Shiva 870 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:28,333 Stop. Let him through. He is visually alert 871 01:15:28,332 --> 01:15:30,750 come on - Salutations to Lord Shiva 872 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:34,125 No baby. Come here 873 01:15:34,625 --> 01:15:36,125 Express your excitement 874 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,666 Hello Shiva 875 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:42,583 Hello Shiva 876 01:15:43,082 --> 01:15:45,000 God, where are you? get out, 877 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,457 I must thank you 878 01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:50,540 He is right here 879 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:52,250 I met him in the toilet 880 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:55,207 I asked for my property 881 01:15:55,707 --> 01:15:57,375 I thought he vamoosed 882 01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:01,207 But no! He took me to my property 883 01:16:01,707 --> 01:16:04,582 Hello Shiva 884 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:06,875 It is not the abode of Lord Shiva 885 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,875 It's my property, you're wrong 886 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:12,125 Your shoulder should also be wrong 887 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:18,916 Ask God, He is here. God, go ahead and clarify 888 01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:23,875 Anyway, I take my assets 889 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:28,875 It's mine! why did you stop me 890 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:32,875 Hello Shiva 891 01:16:45,957 --> 01:16:55,875 Dreams of a traveler, a devotee, or an unbeliever .. 892 01:16:56,375 --> 01:17:05,875 Oh Lord, tell me where I am.. 893 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:11,207 How it hides and seeks yours, 894 01:17:11,707 --> 01:17:15,790 Go to my house.. 895 01:17:16,291 --> 01:17:19,791 My heart seeks refuge.. 896 01:17:32,957 --> 01:17:40,332 When did you feel like you were from another planet? 897 01:17:40,832 --> 01:17:47,457 ask You should see a psychiatrist 898 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:51,457 Until the time! Only 500 rupees can buy this jail 899 01:17:58,957 --> 01:18:01,125 My card is here 900 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:05,707 That's my number. If you want, I'll come to the meeting 901 01:18:06,207 --> 01:18:09,457 Feel free to call. right? 902 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:13,290 look out 903 01:18:13,791 --> 01:18:16,958 Thank you Pandey 904 01:18:17,457 --> 01:18:22,165 You don't believe my story? 905 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:26,916 Then go to the suicide dog, Nikku 906 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:30,916 This is the story for you 907 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:40,625 I have to go back for 2 minutes 908 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,207 This entry is Exit - Exit 909 01:18:44,707 --> 01:18:49,165 Another Rs 500, he is yours 910 01:18:49,666 --> 01:18:53,166 Suicide dog, when am I about Nikku? 911 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,083 You are not 912 01:18:55,582 --> 01:18:57,457 how do you know 913 01:18:57,957 --> 01:19:03,250 I read your thoughts when you put your hands on mine 914 01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:05,082 You thought: This story is dead 915 01:19:05,582 --> 01:19:06,875 I have to live with the Nikkoo story 916 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,916 Don't lie! I should have mentioned that 917 01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:13,541 I can't lie. False language is required 918 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:18,083 On our planet we hold hands and read minds 919 01:19:18,582 --> 01:19:19,625 - Give me your hand. - No 920 01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:22,082 - Try it... - Son, help me 921 01:19:22,582 --> 01:19:27,707 My wife is not well. The hospital requires a deposit of 10,000 rupees 922 01:19:28,207 --> 01:19:31,915 I am 500 rupees. Can you help... 923 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,750 I will give you 924 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:35,750 Here 925 01:19:36,082 --> 01:19:38,415 Give your address. I'm sending a check 926 01:19:38,916 --> 01:19:41,875 Courier should not come to my house. Keep it 927 01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:44,291 thank you 928 01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:46,041 Sir... 929 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:51,250 Here's another Rs 100. for tip 930 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:54,457 Bless you 931 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:58,707 confirm You are not a mind reader 932 01:19:59,207 --> 01:20:03,957 You fell asleep. There is no hospital here 933 01:20:04,457 --> 01:20:05,457 I know! 934 01:20:05,957 --> 01:20:08,415 He has gifted his wife a five star night 935 01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,625 It was her 75th birthday 936 01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:13,625 She had never been to a fancy place 937 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,582 He has been saving for a few months from his pension 938 01:20:17,082 --> 01:20:20,000 He went to the cupboard for ice cream and his budget 939 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,957 With a toilet meal, he ran away with a few rupees 940 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:25,625 Another thread! 941 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:29,832 On our planet, we don't lie 942 01:20:30,332 --> 01:20:33,832 Anyway, it's yours 943 01:21:32,457 --> 01:21:33,665 - Here. - Thank you sir 944 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:36,541 One minute. Tip him 945 01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:41,208 Why hold back - it's your birthday! 946 01:21:41,707 --> 01:21:45,207 thank you 947 01:22:11,582 --> 01:22:15,082 Address: Step-well ruins 948 01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:42,875 I told you. On my planet, we don't lie 949 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:46,875 I hope you didn't tell anyone... 950 01:22:52,582 --> 01:22:54,457 .. that you are a stranger? 951 01:22:54,957 --> 01:22:56,040 No! 952 01:22:56,541 --> 01:23:02,458 They'll lock me in a lab and tear me apart for research! 953 01:23:02,957 --> 01:23:06,832 How did you tell me? 954 01:23:07,332 --> 01:23:08,540 Since I set foot on this planet 955 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,875 Everyone has taken money from me 956 01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:15,916 You had given me first - 5,000 rupees in a box 957 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:19,916 I thought you were a good egg. I can trust you 958 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:26,666 I'm going to go back to your remote, enough 959 01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,458 How? 960 01:23:28,957 --> 01:23:32,915 I haven't figured it out yet, but you'll be back home 961 01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:36,916 That is my promise 962 01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,750 What mirror do you see? 963 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,707 you 964 01:24:18,207 --> 01:24:21,207 Aliens don't give up everyday 965 01:24:21,707 --> 01:24:28,207 Does everyone on your planet have stick-out ears? 966 01:24:28,707 --> 01:24:29,207 Yup, ditto 967 01:24:29,707 --> 01:24:35,000 Are they walking around naked? Isn't that weird? 968 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:38,875 That crow is naked - is he different? 969 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:44,166 If he's a die-hard, he'll be different 970 01:24:44,666 --> 01:24:47,875 Enough, I was awake all night ... 971 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:51,916 .. thinking how to get your remote back 972 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:52,916 hello 973 01:24:53,332 --> 01:24:56,082 Connect to Balbir Singh. Room no 4 974 01:24:56,582 --> 01:24:57,750 Wrong number 975 01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,791 Isn't this Fortis Hospital? 976 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:02,708 You have been dialing this wrong number since yesterday 977 01:25:03,207 --> 01:25:07,875 Impossible! I can't be wrong every time! 978 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:11,875 How can we get remote? 979 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,708 Connect to Balbir Singh. Room no 4 980 01:25:17,207 --> 01:25:19,875 Soil it. You call late 981 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:22,082 Balbir died this morning 982 01:25:22,582 --> 01:25:26,625 Hey! How deadly is a piles operation? 983 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,457 Embarrassment, but don't worry 984 01:25:29,957 --> 01:25:31,707 A death certificate indicates a heart attack 985 01:25:32,207 --> 01:25:34,040 So the family saves face 986 01:25:34,541 --> 01:25:36,458 - Come to the body. - On my way 987 01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:40,457 OK, I'm coming 988 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:42,875 Why did you say that? 989 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,457 Joyful 990 01:25:44,957 --> 01:25:48,665 Imagine his joy when he finds his friend alive! 991 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:49,750 What! 992 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:54,457 I am sick of his calls. So I played a prank 993 01:25:54,957 --> 01:25:58,457 - A prank? - Enough, I played! 994 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:08,375 I got it! 995 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:10,791 Someone is hunting 996 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,541 When His Holiness calls upon God, 997 01:26:14,041 --> 01:26:16,958 Covering his head, 'God, enlighten me', 998 01:26:17,457 --> 01:26:19,875 His calls are going to the wrong number 999 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,750 Someone is hunting there 1000 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:28,332 The true God will not call a distant mirror of mine 1001 01:26:28,832 --> 01:26:35,125 It looks like the phone lines are cut for God 1002 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:38,041 God every call goes to a wrong number! 1003 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,041 are there 1004 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,207 Think - the real God would give such strange solutions? 1005 01:26:44,707 --> 01:26:48,457 Like - roll me over and I'll help you! 1006 01:26:48,957 --> 01:26:51,125 Are we God's children? 1007 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:56,916 Does a father help his children to help them? 1008 01:26:57,416 --> 01:27:02,708 Your dad always said - Kidno, need a new suit? Roll on! 1009 01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:07,750 Another prank - give me a bath with cow's milk! What bull! 1010 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:13,957 What would he say if these calls went to the real God? 1011 01:27:14,457 --> 01:27:18,957 He says - Millions of my children are starving on the streets 1012 01:27:19,457 --> 01:27:22,582 Give them milk. Don't give me a lactose shower 1013 01:27:23,082 --> 01:27:27,082 I said that I will say that someone is playing 1014 01:27:27,582 --> 01:27:29,875 His Holiness thought the dwarves were a victim 1015 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,000 I did not clarify his confusion 1016 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,041 A crazy idea will form in my head 1017 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:40,083 An idea is not enough to get the distance back 1018 01:27:40,582 --> 01:27:41,665 Who is addicted to this? 1019 01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:43,875 It is a mystery 1020 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,041 But the way he sees the world is unique 1021 01:27:47,541 --> 01:27:50,541 - Is it like that? - If he smokes, 1022 01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:53,541 He wants to call the police that you are trying to commit suicide 1023 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:54,541 Why? 1024 01:27:54,582 --> 01:27:58,625 The pack says 'Smoking Kills' and yet you leave the puff 1025 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:02,332 So what's the big idea? 1026 01:28:02,832 --> 01:28:04,082 Face off 1027 01:28:04,582 --> 01:28:07,290 Between Thanksgiving and His Holiness. 1028 01:28:07,791 --> 01:28:10,541 We'll take the face to TV 1029 01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:12,166 Ratings will go through the roof! 1030 01:28:12,666 --> 01:28:13,666 Jaku.. 1031 01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:16,875 To my right are three random marks 1032 01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:19,916 I want three more on my left side for balance? 1033 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,125 Don't worry 1034 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:26,332 Drugs don't go against his sanctity but gently explain, that ... 1035 01:28:26,832 --> 01:28:29,957 .. His calls to God are going to a wrong number 1036 01:28:30,457 --> 01:28:33,332 His Holiness is stumped 1037 01:28:33,832 --> 01:28:35,875 Cherry! 1038 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:38,416 Thanks here. Meet him once 1039 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:41,333 I bet you will be stumped by his questions 1040 01:28:41,832 --> 01:28:45,332 trust me Please! 1041 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,332 Sorry, you dropped this 1042 01:28:55,832 --> 01:28:59,332 Oh thank you 1043 01:29:01,207 --> 01:29:03,915 It's not mine 1044 01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:08,000 Kamasutra condom, strawberry flavor 1045 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,207 I hate strawberries, man. Listen to these guys 1046 01:29:11,707 --> 01:29:16,000 It's not mine. Fortunately the pose! 1047 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:18,416 - Yours, ma'am? - How dare you! 1048 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:23,750 - Check if your wallet is missing. - Shameless God! 1049 01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,416 - Yours should be. - No, not mine 1050 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:28,875 Enough, it's his 1051 01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,875 Ask everyone you want to know about him. come in 1052 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:40,041 What is this? 1053 01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:41,875 It's a condom 1054 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:47,207 - What will it do? - Controls the people of the world 1055 01:29:47,707 --> 01:29:48,750 How? 1056 01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:55,457 It should be worn during sex 1057 01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:58,707 How do you control the people of the world? 1058 01:29:59,207 --> 01:30:02,082 Not just me...Millions to wear 1059 01:30:02,582 --> 01:30:04,665 They all borrow it from you? 1060 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,541 Everyone has it 1061 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:10,583 - I have a question - do not shoot 1062 01:30:11,082 --> 01:30:15,000 Once the money is dropped, everything is run 1063 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:20,791 If a condom is dropped, everyone runs away from it. Why? 1064 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,625 Sex is a very personal thing 1065 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:24,625 Why? 1066 01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:28,832 You didn't say the whole city - I'm having sex today 1067 01:30:29,332 --> 01:30:33,790 But then the wedding, fireworks and bands 1068 01:30:34,291 --> 01:30:37,791 Why do they say to the whole city - I have sex today? 1069 01:30:41,332 --> 01:30:42,750 what's the matter 1070 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:48,750 I have no answer for you but I have work for you 1071 01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:51,500 Thank you! 1072 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:56,957 He can beat it before he changes his mind 1073 01:30:57,457 --> 01:30:59,582 Protect your sacred phamma, your sanctity 1074 01:31:00,082 --> 01:31:03,582 My trick is on its way 1075 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,916 His sanctity in this place connects his devotees to God 1076 01:31:09,416 --> 01:31:11,291 To find a solution to their sufferings 1077 01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:14,291 Listen carefully to his calls 1078 01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:21,041 If you think the calls are to a wrong number, alert him 1079 01:31:21,541 --> 01:31:24,708 - Can I get it from my remote? - Once he feels ... 1080 01:31:25,207 --> 01:31:29,332 .. Pete's story is a prank to turn away from you 1081 01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:33,790 Good project. let's go 1082 01:31:34,291 --> 01:31:36,875 For someone to build a house is a holy act 1083 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:41,916 For God to build a house is a sacred act 1084 01:31:42,416 --> 01:31:44,875 As a donation to the temple 1085 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,541 Your sufferings will flee away 1086 01:31:49,041 --> 01:31:53,083 Woe to you, son! 1087 01:31:53,582 --> 01:31:55,125 Your Holiness, 1088 01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:58,000 My wife was paralyzed for six months 1089 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:03,250 Doctors gave. What am I... 1090 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,582 God 1091 01:32:06,082 --> 01:32:09,582 Please clarify for me 1092 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:18,041 Yes... 1093 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:22,750 what place 1094 01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:29,707 What traffic? 1095 01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:34,291 Your wish is our command 1096 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,000 Have you heard of Rathong Ice? 1097 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:39,791 No 1098 01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:44,833 It is in the Himalayas. Take a train to Silikuri 1099 01:32:45,332 --> 01:32:48,415 Then a bus to Gangtok 1100 01:32:48,916 --> 01:32:53,625 Then an eight-day trek 1101 01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:59,082 You must visit a big temple 1102 01:32:59,582 --> 01:33:02,332 Pray there and your problem will be solved 1103 01:33:02,832 --> 01:33:05,250 Wrong number! This is a wrong number! 1104 01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:07,291 - What? - Wrong number 1105 01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:13,333 Your Holiness, for God's sake your phone line is dead 1106 01:33:13,832 --> 01:33:15,790 Your call is receiving the wrong number 1107 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:19,708 A false god hunts 1108 01:33:20,207 --> 01:33:23,250 What are you trying to say? 1109 01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,707 I have to explain. Are we God's children? 1110 01:33:27,207 --> 01:33:27,915 yes so? 1111 01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:32,083 Say your child is a jam and comes to you 1112 01:33:32,582 --> 01:33:34,957 Can you help immediately, or will you tell? 1113 01:33:35,457 --> 01:33:38,332 kiddo, I have another house 2,000 miles away 1114 01:33:38,832 --> 01:33:41,707 Come there and repeat the same problem 1115 01:33:42,207 --> 01:33:44,457 Then I will solve it. What bull! 1116 01:33:44,957 --> 01:33:50,082 If the call goes to the true God, He will say: Son, your sick wife, 1117 01:33:50,582 --> 01:33:52,750 Don't follow me 1118 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,832 After death you will come to me anyway 1119 01:33:56,332 --> 01:33:59,832 Give your time now. right? 1120 01:34:04,332 --> 01:34:06,415 I can prove it a prank 1121 01:34:06,916 --> 01:34:10,000 Call this false god again and ask 1122 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,666 The guarantee is that he will get better 1123 01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:17,041 Sir, don't go to her until you write it down 1124 01:34:17,541 --> 01:34:20,916 Call out all doubts 1125 01:34:21,416 --> 01:34:25,416 It's time for His Holiness 'Holy Peace 1126 01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:37,791 To God be the glory 1127 01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,791 These fake gods are passing through my property as a holy wall 1128 01:34:48,082 --> 01:34:50,625 He is not God. He is a fraud 1129 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:52,875 He is a fraud 1130 01:34:53,375 --> 01:34:57,207 God does not speak to us 1131 01:34:57,707 --> 01:35:01,290 He communicates through managers 1132 01:35:01,791 --> 01:35:06,208 - Wise has raised a great question. - What? 1133 01:35:06,707 --> 01:35:09,500 Is God really speaking to the manager? 1134 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:10,500 No 1135 01:35:10,957 --> 01:35:14,915 So where did we get the commands? 1136 01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:18,750 - From the wrong number! - So what should the public do? 1137 01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:22,666 Until the phone lines are fixed, don't depend on God's managers 1138 01:35:23,166 --> 01:35:25,958 Help each other through difficult times 1139 01:35:26,457 --> 01:35:33,040 A big tip from drugs: Don't rely on God's managers 1140 01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:38,041 Trust each other 1141 01:35:38,541 --> 01:35:43,250 Hello Shiva 1142 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:47,916 He says don't make the sari a temple, this sand belongs to him 1143 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,458 What's in your pocket? 1144 01:35:52,957 --> 01:35:55,582 - Are you a smoker? - Yes 1145 01:35:56,082 --> 01:35:59,832 - Do you consume alcohol? - Occasionally 1146 01:36:00,332 --> 01:36:03,165 You smoke highs and consume alcohol 1147 01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:07,500 Despite knowing their fatal consequences 1148 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,207 Governments allow these poisons, 1149 01:36:10,707 --> 01:36:15,540 Factories produce and stores sell them 1150 01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:18,041 No one asked for this 1151 01:36:18,541 --> 01:36:25,708 But in the holy land of Rama and Krishna 1152 01:36:26,207 --> 01:36:29,125 If I want to build a temple 1153 01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:31,791 Why these questions? 1154 01:36:32,291 --> 01:36:39,583 Why not question the person trying to besiege this temple? 1155 01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:41,707 Who is addicted to this? 1156 01:36:42,207 --> 01:36:45,082 What is his real name? 1157 01:36:45,582 --> 01:36:49,875 Why is he hiding it? Is he a Muslim? 1158 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:54,291 If you have to ask a question, ask if it's enough 1159 01:36:54,791 --> 01:36:56,333 What is his religion? 1160 01:36:56,832 --> 01:37:03,332 Find his religion, find his faith 1161 01:37:03,832 --> 01:37:07,250 Centuries ago, Muhammad of Ghazni 1162 01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:09,916 He came and destroyed our temples 1163 01:37:10,416 --> 01:37:14,541 Today another invader wants to repeat history 1164 01:37:15,041 --> 01:37:18,541 But we won't let... 1165 01:37:43,082 --> 01:37:47,250 Your God listens to my religion. Ask him... 1166 01:37:47,750 --> 01:37:49,875 .. the religions of these peoples 1167 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:54,207 - What nonsense? - Your God! 1168 01:37:54,707 --> 01:37:59,040 Why bother God? I'll tell you 1169 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,166 It is a Hindu religion. He is a Christian... 1170 01:38:01,666 --> 01:38:03,166 .. Sikh, Jain and ... 1171 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:07,625 .. Your religion is the same 1172 01:38:08,125 --> 01:38:10,791 Inform him 1173 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:14,541 hello I am Sikh 1174 01:38:15,041 --> 01:38:18,083 Greetings. I am Muslim 1175 01:38:18,582 --> 01:38:20,250 I am Jain 1176 01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:23,291 Hi, I am Christian 1177 01:38:23,791 --> 01:38:26,958 Hello! I am Hindu 1178 01:38:27,457 --> 01:38:28,832 Bamboozled! 1179 01:38:29,332 --> 01:38:32,750 I changed their clothes. Get it? 1180 01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:34,750 Belief is attached to the style 1181 01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:38,582 Want a demo? Check the math 1182 01:38:39,082 --> 01:38:41,625 Beard Mustache Turban = Sikh 1183 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:44,666 Minus Durban = Hindu 1184 01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:48,375 Minus mustache = Muslim! 1185 01:38:48,875 --> 01:38:51,875 This distinction is made by false gods 1186 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:54,250 If the real God wanted it, He would put a label on us 1187 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:57,332 - Do you have a label on your body? - Is it mine? 1188 01:38:57,832 --> 01:39:00,790 Look, strip and don't check! 1189 01:39:01,291 --> 01:39:03,208 Why Kai? 1190 01:39:03,707 --> 01:39:08,457 Alluring, show his sanctity. Is there a label? 1191 01:39:08,957 --> 01:39:14,750 Cut the anger. Well, I'll go first 1192 01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:18,666 Look at the plain facts 1193 01:39:19,166 --> 01:39:22,583 Is there a label? 1194 01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:26,040 Nothing! You see! 1195 01:39:26,541 --> 01:39:28,166 Check out some more… 1196 01:39:28,666 --> 01:39:31,000 Get rid of this ruffian 1197 01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:33,916 Hey! Let me prove a point 1198 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:36,250 Let the spells begin! 1199 01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:38,791 To God be the glory 1200 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:42,791 It is not a divine bell 1201 01:39:51,082 --> 01:39:52,875 Jakku! 1202 01:39:53,375 --> 01:39:54,666 Stop this distance! 1203 01:39:55,166 --> 01:39:57,916 Dad! 1204 01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:02,291 All of you have been there for 40 days 1205 01:40:02,791 --> 01:40:06,708 Remember, whoever gave you a name can destroy it 1206 01:40:07,207 --> 01:40:09,290 He named me Jagat Janani 1207 01:40:09,791 --> 01:40:11,041 How can he destroy it further? 1208 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:14,291 You! Name your price 1209 01:40:14,791 --> 01:40:15,291 Dad! 1210 01:40:15,707 --> 01:40:18,165 His Holiness tries to frighten him to rob him of money 1211 01:40:18,666 --> 01:40:19,166 No no 1212 01:40:19,582 --> 01:40:23,082 You will burn in hell! Fear the wrath of God! 1213 01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:32,416 Thank you Baba! thank you 1214 01:40:32,916 --> 01:40:36,291 I have half the puzzle solved. You put it together 1215 01:40:36,791 --> 01:40:38,250 Fear is important 1216 01:40:38,750 --> 01:40:44,375 He who scares scares. Get it? 1217 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,750 Not exactly, but can you explain dad? 1218 01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:51,750 You bet! I can prove it. follow me 1219 01:40:52,250 --> 01:40:54,332 I have no time for this nonsense 1220 01:40:54,832 --> 01:40:58,332 If it turns out to be crap, I'll call the show 1221 01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:15,708 Examination in this college. Students are very scared 1222 01:41:16,207 --> 01:41:22,540 Now, we will define our business - Fear Factory 1223 01:41:23,041 --> 01:41:26,541 come on 1224 01:41:32,375 --> 01:41:35,875 The machine is installed 1225 01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:43,291 A small seed capital 1226 01:41:46,541 --> 01:41:50,041 Now the opening ceremony 1227 01:41:59,250 --> 01:42:02,750 Be careful! Capital doubles in 15 minutes 1228 01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:12,957 Look there 1229 01:42:13,457 --> 01:42:15,375 First customer! 1230 01:42:15,875 --> 01:42:17,875 Tea ... piping hot tea 1231 01:42:18,375 --> 01:42:21,750 Check the tea seller's investment 1232 01:42:22,250 --> 01:42:25,166 Kettle, tea, sugar, pike, thermos 1233 01:42:25,666 --> 01:42:29,083 Here - a rock and a red mark 1234 01:42:29,582 --> 01:42:31,165 Hot and tap tea... 1235 01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,625 There, you are pitching customers 1236 01:42:34,125 --> 01:42:36,582 Here's where you get rid of them 1237 01:42:37,082 --> 01:42:43,415 Hey, scram. Give others a chance 1238 01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:46,041 There you bow before the customer 1239 01:42:46,541 --> 01:42:50,750 Pose the customer in front of you 1240 01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:56,041 If he's in deep trouble, he goes horizontal 1241 01:42:56,541 --> 01:43:00,750 Trade the wrong number guy fear 1242 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:04,500 He knows those who fear the temple leader 1243 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:08,875 You're scared too! With these... 1244 01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:11,916 Don't listen to religion 1245 01:43:12,416 --> 01:43:14,291 It's a matter of faith! 1246 01:43:14,791 --> 01:43:17,125 If God doesn't want us to ask questions 1247 01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:21,500 He will not give us authority to judge 1248 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:25,541 Defenders of religion use violence 1249 01:43:26,041 --> 01:43:29,833 They scare us into silence. But now we cannot remain silent 1250 01:43:30,332 --> 01:43:34,915 Questions that have raised an addiction question so far. Now there will be a thousand 1251 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:37,833 Guys, pick up your phones 1252 01:43:38,332 --> 01:43:43,290 When you find a wrong number shoot it and send it to us 1253 01:43:43,791 --> 01:43:45,708 Let's put it on TV 1254 01:43:46,207 --> 01:43:49,707 Put your fears aside and ask questions 1255 01:43:57,957 --> 01:43:59,750 Holy Sir! 1256 01:44:00,250 --> 01:44:01,166 A question 1257 01:44:01,666 --> 01:44:03,750 If you dangle gold out of thin air 1258 01:44:04,250 --> 01:44:06,750 Why not end the country's poverty? 1259 01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:09,500 Please reply 1260 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:10,500 Holy Sir! 1261 01:44:10,957 --> 01:44:17,957 Since you're running a gold mine, why ask for donations? 1262 01:44:18,457 --> 01:44:20,500 God is great! 1263 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,875 This is an invalid number 1264 01:44:23,375 --> 01:44:27,457 - Jaggu ... come with me - Cherry give me a moment 1265 01:44:27,957 --> 01:44:30,625 come with me 1266 01:44:31,125 --> 01:44:33,166 The wrong number idea is a national rage 1267 01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:35,916 - What! - It spreads like wild fire 1268 01:44:36,416 --> 01:44:39,916 Come, have a look! 1269 01:44:42,916 --> 01:44:44,916 Guru says - going to work, putting a cow 1270 01:44:45,416 --> 01:44:48,750 Is this cow an employment agent? 1271 01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:52,582 Or monster.com posts CVs? Wrong number 1272 01:44:53,082 --> 01:44:54,332 Check this out! 1273 01:44:54,832 --> 01:44:57,207 He says, Christianity will change, or worse 1274 01:44:57,707 --> 01:45:01,125 God willing, I am born and born Christian 1275 01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:04,957 Why change now? Wrong number 1276 01:45:05,457 --> 01:45:07,040 These girls need to go to school 1277 01:45:07,541 --> 01:45:10,416 A new dictator says: kill them if they do 1278 01:45:10,916 --> 01:45:15,583 Is God so small that he refuses instruction to children? 1279 01:45:16,082 --> 01:45:17,915 Wrong number 1280 01:45:18,416 --> 01:45:21,666 God is destined for you 1281 01:45:22,166 --> 01:45:26,208 He has a master plan for the Universe 1282 01:45:26,707 --> 01:45:28,125 Accept it 1283 01:45:28,625 --> 01:45:33,000 Your disciples: To have a son, 1284 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:37,666 Buy this book and chant mantras 1285 01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:41,291 So buy a book for Rs 10 1286 01:45:41,791 --> 01:45:45,291 And bust God's master plan! 1287 01:45:53,832 --> 01:45:57,832 Addiction! Your show is a success! News pours in 1288 01:45:58,332 --> 01:46:01,832 Here's one more 1289 01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:06,666 What happened? 1290 01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:10,666 It's dad. I am ashamed of his daughter 1291 01:46:14,875 --> 01:46:17,957 I was in 10th standard 1292 01:46:18,457 --> 01:46:21,457 When I wrote my first poem 1293 01:46:21,957 --> 01:46:24,332 to dad 1294 01:46:24,832 --> 01:46:30,750 They say the same thing as my mother. I said, 1295 01:46:31,250 --> 01:46:34,082 But I am my father's son 1296 01:46:34,582 --> 01:46:37,125 I read this on the anniversary day 1297 01:46:37,625 --> 01:46:39,500 All the parents clapped 1298 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:44,750 But a joyful visage 1299 01:46:45,250 --> 01:46:49,875 Applause over, whistle continues 1300 01:46:50,375 --> 01:46:51,791 It's dad 1301 01:46:52,291 --> 01:46:55,375 He made me so proud 1302 01:46:55,875 --> 01:47:00,457 Now this news. you are shy 1303 01:47:00,957 --> 01:47:06,250 Your dad has the wrong number in his head 1304 01:47:06,750 --> 01:47:12,832 On the day he removes it, he will whistle to you again 1305 01:47:13,332 --> 01:47:14,415 It won't happen 1306 01:47:14,916 --> 01:47:17,666 Don't be sad. come with me 1307 01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:22,375 Do you know what people do when they are sad in my mind? 1308 01:47:22,875 --> 01:47:24,082 What? 1309 01:47:24,582 --> 01:47:26,915 Battery recharge! 1310 01:47:27,416 --> 01:47:30,916 - What! - Copy me 1311 01:47:35,250 --> 01:47:38,750 What are we doing? 1312 01:47:43,541 --> 01:47:44,291 Close your eyes! 1313 01:47:44,791 --> 01:47:45,875 Then how should I copy? 1314 01:47:46,375 --> 01:47:49,875 Right. Keep them open 1315 01:49:22,707 --> 01:49:25,457 To steal your eyes all day long 1316 01:49:25,957 --> 01:49:28,665 Strain every word you say 1317 01:49:29,166 --> 01:49:31,833 Put each hole aside 1318 01:49:32,332 --> 01:49:34,957 Track your every step 1319 01:49:35,457 --> 01:49:38,082 It is not a waste of time 1320 01:49:38,582 --> 01:49:41,415 Time for love is over 1321 01:49:41,916 --> 01:49:44,208 Amor is nothing 1322 01:49:44,707 --> 01:49:47,832 Time for love is over 1323 01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,000 But my mind and heart insist 1324 01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:54,332 At least once in this life 1325 01:49:54,832 --> 01:49:57,000 I must waste my time 1326 01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:00,291 Without reason or rhyme 1327 01:50:00,791 --> 01:50:03,333 I want to waste my time 1328 01:50:03,832 --> 01:50:07,332 After time I love 1329 01:50:23,332 --> 01:50:29,290 A zillion peeps in the mirror 1330 01:50:29,791 --> 01:50:35,750 I've skirted my hair more than a million times 1331 01:50:36,250 --> 01:50:42,041 I tried countless dresses 1332 01:50:42,541 --> 01:50:48,375 Empty perfume bottles with blower 1333 01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:54,916 I did everything you could 1334 01:50:55,416 --> 01:50:58,208 Now I understand 1335 01:50:58,707 --> 01:51:01,415 That time is a waste of time 1336 01:51:01,916 --> 01:51:04,666 But my mind and heart insist 1337 01:51:05,166 --> 01:51:07,916 At least once in this life 1338 01:51:08,416 --> 01:51:10,708 I must waste my time 1339 01:51:11,207 --> 01:51:13,750 Without reason or rhyme 1340 01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:17,041 I want to waste my time 1341 01:51:17,541 --> 01:51:21,041 After time I love 1342 01:51:56,416 --> 01:52:02,125 My world turned topsy-turvy 1343 01:52:02,625 --> 01:52:08,541 You don't know how you know 1344 01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:15,000 I smile without rhyme or reason 1345 01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:21,291 I have no clue what is going on 1346 01:52:21,791 --> 01:52:27,750 Only the mind should soar and rise from the rooftops 1347 01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:34,166 Now I understand that love has passed 1348 01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:37,458 But my mind and heart insist 1349 01:52:37,957 --> 01:52:40,665 At least once in this life 1350 01:52:41,166 --> 01:52:43,791 I must waste my time 1351 01:52:44,291 --> 01:52:46,583 Without reason or rhyme 1352 01:52:47,082 --> 01:52:49,790 I want to waste my time 1353 01:52:50,291 --> 01:52:53,791 After time I love 1354 01:53:33,291 --> 01:53:36,416 The donation box gets more questions than money 1355 01:53:36,916 --> 01:53:41,750 Your relics no longer sell 1356 01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:46,957 Millions of abuses on Facebook and Twitter 1357 01:53:47,457 --> 01:53:51,082 - Just five? - That support is there 1358 01:53:51,582 --> 01:53:53,665 Abuse is here 1359 01:53:54,166 --> 01:53:57,666 It's time for action, sir. Avoiding the problem can lead to disaster 1360 01:54:04,957 --> 01:54:06,332 There is no God 1361 01:54:06,832 --> 01:54:08,457 Cherry Bajwa for calling 1362 01:54:08,957 --> 01:54:12,375 I asked many questions. I ask him something 1363 01:54:12,875 --> 01:54:16,375 - Hey Jagu - What happened? 1364 01:54:16,875 --> 01:54:19,666 His Holiness wants to come to the show. To debate drunkenness 1365 01:54:20,166 --> 01:54:23,000 - Not enough! - This is going to be a mother of a show! 1366 01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:26,166 Enough is enough. Put out ads 1367 01:54:26,666 --> 01:54:32,166 'Final Question' Sunday 6:00 p.m 1368 01:54:32,666 --> 01:54:37,000 Don't miss it, 'Final Question' is Sunday at 6:00 p.m 1369 01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:41,916 My friend has become a star! Hey look, he's a rock star 1370 01:54:42,416 --> 01:54:45,916 The rock star was silk and nude 1371 01:54:46,416 --> 01:54:51,666 I made him a star. Editorial is on TV 1372 01:54:52,166 --> 01:54:58,125 And me - this shanty town, this crappy shake 1373 01:54:58,625 --> 01:55:01,125 Flashing a jacket like you 1374 01:55:01,625 --> 01:55:05,125 Star at my feet! 1375 01:55:21,375 --> 01:55:23,750 Grandma, you are some Byron Singh 1376 01:55:24,250 --> 01:55:24,875 Byron! 1377 01:55:25,375 --> 01:55:28,082 Take that line 1378 01:55:28,582 --> 01:55:30,750 - Pro! - You are a delusional boy 1379 01:55:31,250 --> 01:55:32,791 You are a rock star! 1380 01:55:33,291 --> 01:55:35,208 Bro, where are you? 1381 01:55:35,707 --> 01:55:38,540 In Mandava. Will come to Delhi tomorrow 1382 01:55:39,041 --> 01:55:41,875 You are a gift 1383 01:55:42,375 --> 01:55:46,375 I caught the thief who stole your stuff 1384 01:55:46,875 --> 01:55:50,041 He sold it for 40 grand 1385 01:55:50,541 --> 01:55:52,750 - Guess who. - Who? 1386 01:55:53,250 --> 01:55:58,375 His Holiness! 1387 01:55:58,875 --> 01:56:05,791 God said: This is a divine appearance from Lord Shiva's neck. Take it... 1388 01:56:06,291 --> 01:56:11,583 It is a big temple. Show this mirror... 1389 01:56:12,082 --> 01:56:14,332 hey, 1390 01:56:14,832 --> 01:56:16,915 What happened? 1391 01:56:17,416 --> 01:56:20,833 The thief who stole my remote was caught 1392 01:56:21,332 --> 01:56:22,625 What! Really? 1393 01:56:23,125 --> 01:56:28,082 The pro said the thief had sold it his sanctity 1394 01:56:28,582 --> 01:56:30,540 Then his sanctity was complete! 1395 01:56:31,041 --> 01:56:34,708 We tell him - remote, 1396 01:56:35,207 --> 01:56:37,665 Or the thief says it all over TV 1397 01:56:38,166 --> 01:56:44,041 So he did not find my remoteness in the Himalayas! He is lying 1398 01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:48,666 Wrong numbers don't float by some fake god... 1399 01:56:49,166 --> 01:56:53,333 .. but by His Holiness 1400 01:56:53,832 --> 01:56:56,000 Do you know this Jaguar? 1401 01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:58,791 Remember the day you entered the wrong number 1402 01:56:59,291 --> 01:57:03,875 All his calls go to the wrong number 1403 01:57:04,375 --> 01:57:08,750 I knew you were on the wrong track. But I saved mom 1404 01:57:09,250 --> 01:57:12,750 If you had called him a fraud, people would have killed you 1405 01:57:13,250 --> 01:57:15,000 Unique people 1406 01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:16,916 Wrong number! 1407 01:57:17,416 --> 01:57:19,958 Your wrong number comment is unique 1408 01:57:20,457 --> 01:57:22,790 The world supports you today 1409 01:57:23,291 --> 01:57:26,791 Enough, my plan worked! You're going home! 1410 01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:35,666 Tomorrow you will fly away, my friend 1411 01:57:36,166 --> 01:57:40,166 who 1412 01:57:40,666 --> 01:57:44,541 We will never meet again 1413 01:57:45,041 --> 01:57:48,833 Such a void would be 1414 01:57:49,332 --> 01:57:53,540 I think you are so wrong 1415 01:57:54,041 --> 01:57:57,541 Should I come back? 1416 01:57:58,791 --> 01:58:01,666 How can it be? 1417 01:58:02,166 --> 01:58:05,541 Simple, I have work 1418 01:58:06,041 --> 01:58:09,000 I need to do some ID and settle here 1419 01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:13,875 I'll find someone to 'waste time' with 1420 01:58:14,375 --> 01:58:16,666 I will marry her 1421 01:58:17,166 --> 01:58:19,750 - Who is marrying you! - Why not? 1422 01:58:20,250 --> 01:58:24,750 The nuts that your wife introduces you to will go - 1423 01:58:25,250 --> 01:58:29,625 Meet my husband. He is enough! 1424 01:58:30,125 --> 01:58:32,875 That's not my name! 1425 01:58:33,375 --> 01:58:36,832 - Notes! - I get a real name 1426 01:58:37,332 --> 01:58:43,332 Why don't you make a recommendation? A name you like 1427 01:58:43,832 --> 01:58:49,207 A man's name should match his personality 1428 01:58:49,707 --> 01:58:51,125 Right! 1429 01:58:51,625 --> 01:58:53,875 How is my personality? 1430 01:58:54,375 --> 01:58:56,541 I must explain 1431 01:58:57,041 --> 01:59:01,041 A poet wrote… 1432 01:59:01,541 --> 01:59:04,208 Mismatched Names Ayarchi... 1433 01:59:04,707 --> 01:59:08,082 No poetry, please! I will say 1434 01:59:08,582 --> 01:59:14,125 'What's in a name?' 1435 01:59:14,625 --> 01:59:18,875 What a pain if you don't get the right one 1436 01:59:19,375 --> 01:59:23,082 Mr. Burns is really cool 1437 01:59:23,582 --> 01:59:27,415 Violence Alone Mr Peace reigns 1438 01:59:27,916 --> 01:59:34,000 His name is Mr. Fox but has no bushy tail 1439 01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:39,041 "I Love You" 1440 01:59:39,541 --> 01:59:43,458 Mr. Blue weighs a ton 1441 01:59:43,957 --> 01:59:47,540 In his view, the poor chair is cured 1442 01:59:48,041 --> 01:59:49,416 Very good ... very good 1443 01:59:49,916 --> 01:59:53,291 Here are a bunch of cards with different names 1444 01:59:53,791 --> 01:59:56,958 Choose the one you like 1445 01:59:57,457 --> 02:00:00,082 Tandura Tate? 1446 02:00:00,582 --> 02:00:03,250 - Disaster! - Next! 1447 02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:05,416 Dutari Singh? 1448 02:00:05,916 --> 02:00:08,125 Phooey! 1449 02:00:08,625 --> 02:00:12,125 Sarfaraj 1450 02:00:14,582 --> 02:00:17,040 - Sarbaras ... - What happened? 1451 02:00:17,541 --> 02:00:21,041 Go find a good name 1452 02:00:23,707 --> 02:00:25,457 what's the matter 1453 02:00:25,957 --> 02:00:29,457 Nothing 1454 02:01:20,082 --> 02:01:23,582 "I Love You" 1455 02:01:36,041 --> 02:01:39,541 Brother! 1456 02:02:10,375 --> 02:02:13,875 God is in his heaven and we are humans on earth 1457 02:02:14,375 --> 02:02:17,832 God is in his heaven and we are humans on earth 1458 02:02:18,332 --> 02:02:21,957 Nowadays he doesn't have time to look 1459 02:02:22,457 --> 02:02:25,957 God is in his heaven and we are humans on earth 1460 02:02:34,541 --> 02:02:37,958 He certainly does not condemn what may happen here 1461 02:02:38,457 --> 02:02:42,207 A thousand evils, a million wrongs He did not take a stand 1462 02:02:42,707 --> 02:02:46,207 Bombs exploded 1463 02:03:34,666 --> 02:03:37,708 A terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the blast 1464 02:03:38,207 --> 02:03:41,415 It is a fake drug 1465 02:03:41,916 --> 02:03:44,333 Harass our people and the real war will continue 1466 02:03:44,832 --> 02:03:48,332 We will protect our God 1467 02:04:09,291 --> 02:04:11,791 Where are you going, enough? 1468 02:04:12,291 --> 02:04:13,250 In the show 1469 02:04:13,750 --> 02:04:17,707 You are not 1470 02:04:18,207 --> 02:04:21,707 I have to. than ever before 1471 02:04:35,207 --> 02:04:40,082 Welcome to our special program 'The Final Question' 1472 02:04:40,582 --> 02:04:41,790 In this we meet drug ... 1473 02:04:42,291 --> 02:04:45,791 Wait a minute 1474 02:04:50,166 --> 02:04:53,666 Bring it on 1475 02:04:57,582 --> 02:04:59,207 What is this? 1476 02:04:59,707 --> 02:05:04,082 God says: This is a divine bead from his necklace 1477 02:05:04,582 --> 02:05:08,582 This man says, it is his property 1478 02:05:09,082 --> 02:05:12,457 God says: Build a temple 1479 02:05:12,957 --> 02:05:16,125 This man is against it 1480 02:05:16,625 --> 02:05:21,957 Who am I to ask? God, or this man 1481 02:05:22,457 --> 02:05:29,250 Who delivered these blasphemous pamphlets? 1482 02:05:29,750 --> 02:05:32,875 First he said, God is missing 1483 02:05:33,375 --> 02:05:35,125 And then God, a fraud 1484 02:05:35,625 --> 02:05:40,416 Next he will say, God is dead 1485 02:05:40,916 --> 02:05:48,041 What do you want son? A world without God? 1486 02:05:48,541 --> 02:05:52,958 How do people suffer? 1487 02:05:53,457 --> 02:05:55,875 There is no food to eat 1488 02:05:56,375 --> 02:05:58,832 No place to live 1489 02:05:59,332 --> 02:06:02,082 No friends to talk to 1490 02:06:02,582 --> 02:06:09,165 People kill themselves. Break their wrists and shake buildings 1491 02:06:09,666 --> 02:06:13,458 Why? Because they don't believe 1492 02:06:13,957 --> 02:06:18,750 bow before God, 1493 02:06:19,250 --> 02:06:23,791 Mother wears, believes to live to live, 1494 02:06:24,291 --> 02:06:29,083 If so, who are you to believe? 1495 02:06:29,582 --> 02:06:38,082 If you take away their God, how will you fill that void? 1496 02:06:38,582 --> 02:06:42,582 This man is shy about wrong numbers 1497 02:06:43,082 --> 02:06:46,582 Today he has to tell us: What is the right number? 1498 02:06:56,666 --> 02:06:59,958 You are right, Your Holiness 1499 02:07:00,457 --> 02:07:06,207 There was a time when I had no food to eat 1500 02:07:06,707 --> 02:07:08,665 No place to live 1501 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:14,958 I cried a lot because I wasn't a friend 1502 02:07:15,457 --> 02:07:20,790 I had only one hope 1503 02:07:21,291 --> 02:07:23,541 God 1504 02:07:24,041 --> 02:07:27,083 Every day I believed: tomorrow will be better 1505 02:07:27,582 --> 02:07:31,540 God will find a solution 1506 02:07:32,041 --> 02:07:39,708 I agree that faith in God gives hope, 1507 02:07:40,207 --> 02:07:45,082 Strength to face difficulties 1508 02:07:45,582 --> 02:07:49,082 But I have a question 1509 02:07:51,041 --> 02:07:54,333 What does God believe? 1510 02:07:54,832 --> 02:07:58,707 You say there is a God 1511 02:07:59,207 --> 02:08:01,665 I said no 1512 02:08:02,166 --> 02:08:04,708 There are two gods 1513 02:08:05,207 --> 02:08:08,540 Who created us 1514 02:08:09,041 --> 02:08:13,291 and others you have created 1515 02:08:13,791 --> 02:08:16,916 We know nothing about the God who made us 1516 02:08:17,416 --> 02:08:22,000 But God, whom you have created, is like you 1517 02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:26,750 the box Bribery is making false promises 1518 02:08:27,250 --> 02:08:31,000 Soon the rich meet, the poor keeps waiting 1519 02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:36,250 Acne develops. You live in fear 1520 02:08:36,750 --> 02:08:40,125 My right number is simple 1521 02:08:40,625 --> 02:08:46,416 Believe in God, the creator of all 1522 02:08:46,916 --> 02:08:50,833 God created you 1523 02:08:51,332 --> 02:08:53,290 Remove him 1524 02:08:53,791 --> 02:08:54,916 Yes! 1525 02:08:55,416 --> 02:08:59,458 You take away my God, and I am silent 1526 02:08:59,957 --> 02:09:03,665 I know how to protect my God 1527 02:09:04,166 --> 02:09:06,083 Will you protect God? 1528 02:09:06,582 --> 02:09:08,457 You! 1529 02:09:08,957 --> 02:09:10,832 It is a small planet 1530 02:09:11,332 --> 02:09:13,875 Billions of great planets float in space 1531 02:09:14,375 --> 02:09:18,875 You, sitting in a small corner of this small planet, have to say nerve 1532 02:09:19,375 --> 02:09:23,666 Will you save the creator of the universe? 1533 02:09:24,166 --> 02:09:31,750 He doesn't need your protection. He can protect himself 1534 02:09:32,250 --> 02:09:38,207 Today God tried to save anyone and my friend died 1535 02:09:38,707 --> 02:09:41,875 This is all - his shoes 1536 02:09:42,375 --> 02:09:44,541 Stop protecting God 1537 02:09:45,041 --> 02:09:48,333 Or this planet has no people, only shoes 1538 02:09:48,832 --> 02:09:51,707 A Muslim terrorist blows up a train 1539 02:09:52,207 --> 02:09:57,290 A Hindu guru tolerates your preaching. That's great 1540 02:09:57,791 --> 02:10:03,458 What is this Hinduism, Muslim? Show me the label 1541 02:10:03,957 --> 02:10:06,875 You have made these distinctions. There is no God 1542 02:10:07,375 --> 02:10:13,082 This is the biggest wrong number on the planet 1543 02:10:13,582 --> 02:10:16,207 It kills and divides people 1544 02:10:16,707 --> 02:10:21,332 Just like your wrong number Jaku was separated from Sarkares 1545 02:10:21,832 --> 02:10:27,625 - What is the wrong number? - Sarbaras traitor 1546 02:10:28,125 --> 02:10:30,291 He betrayed her 1547 02:10:30,791 --> 02:10:36,666 - What's going on? - Hold this 1548 02:10:37,166 --> 02:10:43,958 Are my predictions about Sarfaras wrong? 1549 02:10:44,457 --> 02:10:45,250 Exactly! 1550 02:10:45,750 --> 02:10:49,582 Prove it - prove my prophecy wrong! 1551 02:10:50,082 --> 02:10:54,290 Defeated, I fall at my feet and confess 1552 02:10:54,791 --> 02:10:59,000 That you are a liar. You tried to defame me 1553 02:10:59,500 --> 02:11:01,250 If I have to prove it? 1554 02:11:01,750 --> 02:11:05,250 Not enough ... no! 1555 02:11:09,541 --> 02:11:13,041 It's yours 1556 02:11:17,291 --> 02:11:18,875 I agree 1557 02:11:19,375 --> 02:11:22,875 Turn the cameras towards Jagat Janani 1558 02:11:30,250 --> 02:11:38,875 I hope you will answer my questions truthfully 1559 02:11:39,375 --> 02:11:45,291 You fell in love with a Pakistani boy in Belgium 1560 02:11:45,791 --> 02:11:46,916 Right or wrong? 1561 02:11:47,416 --> 02:11:49,375 Please leave my personal life out 1562 02:11:49,875 --> 02:11:58,416 Friday, 3:21 I predicted this guy will cheat on you 1563 02:11:58,916 --> 02:12:03,125 The next day you went to the marriage registrar's office 1564 02:12:03,625 --> 02:12:05,457 But he didn't show 1565 02:12:05,957 --> 02:12:08,000 Right or wrong? 1566 02:12:08,500 --> 02:12:12,707 Yes, he didn't come. Stop this 1567 02:12:13,207 --> 02:12:19,040 Are you coming to my feet now or am I showing you my feet? 1568 02:12:19,541 --> 02:12:23,208 - Sarbaras did not betray. - Let it go! 1569 02:12:23,707 --> 02:12:26,290 No. Tell us what happened 1570 02:12:26,791 --> 02:12:27,666 Please! 1571 02:12:28,166 --> 02:12:31,666 Just once, for me 1572 02:12:36,582 --> 02:12:40,540 I was at the marriage registrar's office 1573 02:12:41,041 --> 02:12:41,583 I received a letter 1574 02:12:42,082 --> 02:12:45,665 Did Sarfaraz come up with it? 1575 02:12:46,166 --> 02:12:50,000 No. He sent it through a child 1576 02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:53,125 - Is it signed? - No 1577 02:12:53,625 --> 02:12:57,125 How did Sarfaraz send it? 1578 02:13:00,582 --> 02:13:04,082 It would have been for another woman 1579 02:13:07,500 --> 02:13:13,250 There was another woman. With a cat, right? 1580 02:13:13,750 --> 02:13:18,416 She gave you the cat to hold for a while 1581 02:13:18,916 --> 02:13:22,291 Do you know the child who gave you the letter? 1582 02:13:22,791 --> 02:13:25,833 - No! - Do you know him? 1583 02:13:26,332 --> 02:13:26,832 No 1584 02:13:27,250 --> 02:13:31,666 So how do you know that letter? 1585 02:13:32,166 --> 02:13:40,291 Maybe he told the cat to give the letter 1586 02:13:40,791 --> 02:13:47,541 You read the letter but did not call Sarbaraj 1587 02:13:48,041 --> 02:13:50,458 did you do 1588 02:13:50,957 --> 02:13:57,790 Because this man ran the wrong number - the Muslims will betray 1589 02:13:58,291 --> 02:14:00,208 Sarfaras does not disappoint you 1590 02:14:00,707 --> 02:14:02,040 What's going on? 1591 02:14:02,541 --> 02:14:07,041 Do you expect us to believe these cat and bull stories? 1592 02:14:07,541 --> 02:14:08,791 One minute 1593 02:14:09,291 --> 02:14:12,916 Now let's get to the truth. Sarfaraz for the call 1594 02:14:13,416 --> 02:14:17,250 Hurry up! 1595 02:14:17,750 --> 02:14:21,666 This number does not exist 1596 02:14:22,166 --> 02:14:25,250 Any other number? Friend, college, something? 1597 02:14:25,750 --> 02:14:29,250 - Simon Jaku! - University of Belgium 1598 02:14:33,291 --> 02:14:35,416 - Hello. - Hello! 1599 02:14:35,916 --> 02:14:38,791 I would really like to have a contact with your graduate students 1600 02:14:39,291 --> 02:14:40,666 Sarfaraz Yusuf 1601 02:14:41,166 --> 02:14:44,125 Yes. Went to Pakistan last year 1602 02:14:44,625 --> 02:14:45,457 Did he leave a number? 1603 02:14:45,957 --> 02:14:48,415 Sorry, we are not authorized to provide the information 1604 02:14:48,916 --> 02:14:50,125 This is very important 1605 02:14:50,625 --> 02:14:53,332 Email us your request and I can forward it to Student Affairs 1606 02:14:53,832 --> 02:14:54,790 Have a nice day dear 1607 02:14:55,291 --> 02:14:56,875 His Pakistan number? 1608 02:14:57,375 --> 02:15:00,707 - Don't know. - Yoga Darling 1609 02:15:01,207 --> 02:15:03,832 I am working in Pakistan embassy 1610 02:15:04,332 --> 02:15:07,165 His job is - Embassy of Pakistan, Belgium 1611 02:15:07,666 --> 02:15:09,666 Call Mitu, Belgium, Pakistan Embassy 1612 02:15:10,166 --> 02:15:15,166 - Copy sir. - Speakers put it 1613 02:15:15,666 --> 02:15:17,750 Greetings. Embassy of Pakistan 1614 02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:20,791 hello 1615 02:15:21,291 --> 02:15:24,125 A student from Lahore worked with you 1616 02:15:24,625 --> 02:15:28,125 - Sarfarus Yusuf. - Is your name Jaku? 1617 02:15:31,207 --> 02:15:33,582 Hello ... is your name Jaku? 1618 02:15:34,082 --> 02:15:35,625 How do you know? 1619 02:15:36,125 --> 02:15:39,457 That she! A girl has called from Delhi 1620 02:15:39,957 --> 02:15:41,290 Barah, that's a jagu call 1621 02:15:41,791 --> 02:15:45,166 Mr Saeed, urgently, it's a call from Jagu from India 1622 02:15:45,666 --> 02:15:50,458 Double for everyone! 1623 02:15:50,957 --> 02:15:57,040 Sarwarus Yusuf calls us from Lahore every day at 9 am 1624 02:15:57,541 --> 02:16:01,500 And sin asks a question of respect: 1625 02:16:02,000 --> 02:16:06,541 Calling me from India - from Jagu? 1626 02:16:07,041 --> 02:16:09,916 We say "no" and he hangs up 1627 02:16:10,416 --> 02:16:12,000 He drove us crazy 1628 02:16:12,500 --> 02:16:16,000 wait I will connect you with him 1629 02:16:30,375 --> 02:16:31,957 Hello... 1630 02:16:32,458 --> 02:16:35,625 - Sir Sarras Yusuf? - Yes, speaking 1631 02:16:36,125 --> 02:16:39,875 - Where are you? — at Lahore. Why? 1632 02:16:40,375 --> 02:16:45,415 - Where are you now? - At home. Why? 1633 02:16:45,915 --> 02:16:49,540 Is there a chair or a bench nearby? 1634 02:16:50,040 --> 02:16:55,040 Please sit down. You get a jolt 1635 02:16:55,540 --> 02:16:58,625 Excuse me? 1636 02:16:59,125 --> 02:17:02,625 You got a call from Delhi 1637 02:17:07,665 --> 02:17:11,707 Please speak here 1638 02:17:12,208 --> 02:17:13,000 Hello... 1639 02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:17,000 Sarfaraj... 1640 02:17:19,583 --> 02:17:22,750 Jaku... 1641 02:17:23,250 --> 02:17:25,375 Hello... 1642 02:17:25,875 --> 02:17:30,500 .. Hello Jku, what's the matter? 1643 02:17:31,000 --> 02:17:32,833 Have you been to the marriage registrar's office? 1644 02:17:33,333 --> 02:17:37,625 I had, but you left 1645 02:17:38,125 --> 02:17:39,708 Why not call? 1646 02:17:40,208 --> 02:17:45,791 I have received your letter. You call me 'Don't Contact Me' 1647 02:17:46,290 --> 02:17:48,500 I know you were under family pressure 1648 02:17:49,000 --> 02:17:57,625 But deep down I know, one day you will contact me 1649 02:17:58,125 --> 02:18:01,625 What took so long? 1650 02:18:02,125 --> 02:18:05,625 Excuse me. I had your wrong number 1651 02:18:13,958 --> 02:18:17,458 Got a friend's correct number 1652 02:18:43,708 --> 02:18:47,208 Thank you son 1653 02:19:20,250 --> 02:19:23,750 Here, keep this 1654 02:19:46,290 --> 02:19:49,582 Addiction! Do you take batteries home? 1655 02:19:50,083 --> 02:19:54,416 - Don't get them there. - A lot! why 1656 02:19:54,915 --> 02:19:58,665 Back home, I would listen to the sounds I had recorded 1657 02:19:59,165 --> 02:20:00,207 what noise 1658 02:20:00,708 --> 02:20:04,791 Earth sounds - crows, traffic honking 1659 02:20:05,290 --> 02:20:07,540 Over there, do you hear cars honking? 1660 02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:14,625 Now and then - when I miss this planet 1661 02:20:15,125 --> 02:20:18,208 Hey! Wait! There is one more bag 1662 02:20:18,708 --> 02:20:19,833 Forget it, enough! 1663 02:20:20,333 --> 02:20:23,750 Are you kidding? It is powered by batteries 1664 02:20:24,250 --> 02:20:29,208 Wait! 1665 02:20:29,708 --> 02:20:33,208 Driver ... stop! 1666 02:20:46,708 --> 02:20:51,375 Does everyone on your planet have stick-out ears? 1667 02:20:51,875 --> 02:20:55,915 Are they walking around naked? 1668 02:20:56,415 --> 02:20:59,915 why are you standing Is there something on my face? 1669 02:21:03,458 --> 02:21:10,000 I was in class 10 when I wrote my first poem, 1670 02:21:10,500 --> 02:21:12,790 to dad 1671 02:21:13,290 --> 02:21:16,790 They say the same thing as my mother. I can tell... 1672 02:21:26,250 --> 02:21:32,000 Poetry is semantic words, soaring thoughts 1673 02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:35,875 Paul, you are so beautiful 1674 02:21:36,375 --> 02:21:40,165 Here the beekeeper has what is called an apiary 1675 02:21:40,665 --> 02:21:45,290 "What's in a name?" 1676 02:21:45,790 --> 02:21:50,082 No tapes or sounds courtesy of crows or traffic 1677 02:21:50,583 --> 02:21:54,083 Each tape contained only my voice 1678 02:22:01,290 --> 02:22:04,790 i love you 1679 02:22:07,915 --> 02:22:11,415 Learned! 1680 02:22:14,833 --> 02:22:18,333 He made me run! 1681 02:22:20,540 --> 02:22:23,915 Enough, what's on this tape? 1682 02:22:24,415 --> 02:22:27,915 You said - crows, traffic honking 1683 02:22:39,665 --> 02:22:45,082 Every night, when your planet rises, I play these tapes 1684 02:22:45,583 --> 02:22:52,791 You can wander. Like this 1685 02:22:53,290 --> 02:22:58,707 Do you wave again ... now, then? 1686 02:22:59,208 --> 02:23:02,041 Is my voice not recording? 1687 02:23:02,540 --> 02:23:04,915 your voice 1688 02:23:05,415 --> 02:23:10,290 I thought... you recited a poem 1689 02:23:10,790 --> 02:23:16,165 A poem? Is that all? 1690 02:23:16,665 --> 02:23:18,875 i love you 1691 02:23:19,375 --> 02:23:22,875 .. to waste time on me! 1692 02:23:41,290 --> 02:23:44,415 He didn't look back. Not once 1693 02:23:44,915 --> 02:23:47,625 He hides his tears 1694 02:23:48,125 --> 02:23:52,875 He learned from us. He taught us 1695 02:23:53,375 --> 02:23:55,750 He learned from us how to lie... 1696 02:23:56,250 --> 02:24:00,875 .. teach us how to love 1697 02:24:01,375 --> 02:24:04,583 He loved me enough to let me go 1698 02:24:05,083 --> 02:24:11,041 He came here naked. As children do 1699 02:24:11,540 --> 02:24:19,000 I asked a lot of questions. As children do 1700 02:24:19,500 --> 02:24:23,625 Then one day... 1701 02:24:24,125 --> 02:24:27,415 .. he went 1702 02:24:27,915 --> 02:24:33,332 Four billion miles away 1703 02:24:33,833 --> 02:24:39,333 He gave me two contributions 1704 02:24:39,833 --> 02:24:42,375 Sarfaraj 1705 02:24:42,875 --> 02:24:46,375 And dad 1706 02:24:48,083 --> 02:24:56,791 As long as I live ... Every night I see his planet and waves 1707 02:24:57,290 --> 02:25:00,790 I am sure, he will do the same 1708 02:25:04,915 --> 02:25:08,415 I miss him 1709 02:25:46,665 --> 02:25:50,457 Fellow astronauts, ready to land on Earth 1710 02:25:50,958 --> 02:25:54,750 Remember the Four Earth Survival Commandments 1711 02:25:55,250 --> 02:25:57,790 One: Don't go around naked 1712 02:25:58,290 --> 02:26:03,625 Mist, romance etc. should be done in closed rooms 1713 02:26:04,125 --> 02:26:07,833 But like fighting, it is allowed in the open 1714 02:26:08,333 --> 02:26:11,750 Two: Beware of language, it is confusing 1715 02:26:12,250 --> 02:26:15,540 Earthquakes mean 'I love chicken and fish' 1716 02:26:16,040 --> 02:26:19,500 That doesn't mean they have to love animals, 1717 02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:24,040 But those animals are on the lunch menu 1718 02:26:24,540 --> 02:26:29,500 The gap between thought and speech is the topic of our research 1719 02:26:30,000 --> 02:26:33,208 Three: Landing, clothes to find dancing cars 1720 02:26:33,708 --> 02:26:40,708 Safe from thieves and deep in your underwear you remove 1721 02:26:41,208 --> 02:26:43,958 Four: Mother Command 1722 02:26:44,458 --> 02:26:48,458 If someone says: I will connect you with God, 1723 02:26:48,958 --> 02:26:52,458 Dump the research, take a U-turn and run for your life 1724 02:27:06,083 --> 02:27:09,583 Come on, don't be afraid 1725 02:27:14,040 --> 02:27:17,040 What glass do you bring? 1726 02:27:17,540 --> 02:27:20,790 - I have a question. - What? 1727 02:27:21,290 --> 02:27:24,790 During your last visit, how often did you speed? 1728 02:27:33,915 --> 02:27:36,582 - What is this? - Defense! 1729 02:27:37,083 --> 02:27:38,916 Safety cages? 1730 02:27:39,415 --> 02:27:42,375 - Let's go. - Not there! 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