1 00:00:01,985 --> 00:00:03,060 (start-up chime sounds) 2 00:00:03,062 --> 00:00:05,579 (man humming) 3 00:00:05,581 --> 00:00:06,913 (groans) 4 00:00:06,915 --> 00:00:08,582 (grunting) 5 00:00:08,584 --> 00:00:09,750 (mouse clicks) 6 00:00:09,752 --> 00:00:11,918 Hmm. Hmm. 7 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,827 Hmm! 8 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:16,498 ♪ 9 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,591 Hey, guys. 10 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:20,077 It's your favorite YouTube family vloggers: 11 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,336 the Simpsons. 12 00:00:21,338 --> 00:00:23,096 Coinstar bought us a new house, 13 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:26,358 and we're gonna give you the grand tour. 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,086 Come on in. Take your shoes off first. 15 00:00:29,088 --> 00:00:32,364 All 50 million of you. (laughs) 16 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,533 ♪ 17 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,761 Now, we can't tell you where the new house is located 18 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:40,430 because we value our privacy. 19 00:00:40,432 --> 00:00:43,525 Which you know if you watched our last family therapy sesh 20 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:46,879 where Marge begged me to stop filming our therapy seshes. 21 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,696 Video link in bio. 22 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,457 This is my favorite room 23 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:53,886 because the kitchen is really the heart of a home. 24 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,463 Also, because a robot cleans it. 25 00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:57,614 And check it out. 26 00:00:57,616 --> 00:01:01,451 The refrigerator blends into the wall. 27 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:05,230 No more tedious seeing your refrigerator all the time. 28 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,567 Come on, we want to show you our favorite room. 29 00:01:10,963 --> 00:01:12,237 (grunting) 30 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,631 This is our screening room. 31 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:17,392 It's also where we shoot our confessionals. 32 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:21,229 It's cool that Dad doesn't have to work nine to five anymore. 33 00:01:21,231 --> 00:01:23,824 We just have to post 15 videos a day. 34 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:26,585 After homeschooling, we're free to do fun kid stuff. 35 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,903 Zoom calls with our fan club in Dubai, 36 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:31,148 giving Lamborghinis to the homeless. 37 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,591 Sometimes I just chill in my room, 38 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,427 recording Cameo messages until my voice gives out. 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,837 (sucks on pacifier) 40 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:38,555 MAN: Huh. 41 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,751 (grunting) 42 00:01:43,753 --> 00:01:45,162 M'atchomaroon, 43 00:01:45,164 --> 00:01:47,164 or "Hey, guys" in Dothraki. 44 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,832 Today I'm doing a deep-dive 45 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,275 on the Internet's current obsession, 46 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,111 The Simpsons Family Channel. Camera 2. 47 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:56,173 In case you've been living in a tauntaun these past four months, 48 00:01:56,175 --> 00:01:58,117 here's the video that started it all: 49 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,286 "Cute Baby Gets Stage Fright." Let's take a look. 50 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,846 ♪ I have a duckie tail ♪ 51 00:02:02,848 --> 00:02:05,273 ♪ And a little duckie head ♪ 52 00:02:05,275 --> 00:02:05,940 (crowd chuckles) 53 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,442 ♪ I quack around the park ♪ 54 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,020 ♪ And I eat the old man's bread ♪ 55 00:02:10,022 --> 00:02:13,874 Maggie, remember what we practiced. 56 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:17,952 Poke Daddy's tummy and kill the ants. 57 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,954 ♪ Honk, stomp, quack ♪ 58 00:02:19,956 --> 00:02:21,956 Shake your diaper, 59 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:24,034 touch the starfish, 60 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:25,811 open your sandwich, 61 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,795 and Mick Jagger, Jagger, Jagger. 62 00:02:27,797 --> 00:02:29,723 (crowd cheers) 63 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,541 -(Homer shouts) -(crowd gasps) 64 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:32,317 (crowd cheers) 65 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,210 No, don't! 66 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:34,895 -(Homer gasping) -(crowd gasping) 67 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:36,880 (crowd cheers) 68 00:02:36,882 --> 00:02:38,565 (crowd oohs) 69 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,993 (crowd laughs, cheers) 70 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,495 Best... origin story... ever. 71 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,831 It deservedly got 20 million views, 72 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,393 and Homer launched a channel all about the special bond 73 00:02:49,395 --> 00:02:51,819 between himself and the youngling Maggie. 74 00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:52,987 (eating noisily) 75 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:54,506 (Maggie eats noisily) 76 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,217 (dog whines) 77 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:02,639 (vacuum cleaner running) 78 00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,076 Say, Maggie, 79 00:03:06,245 --> 00:03:09,429 do you think our viewers could enter the code "Aw" 80 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:14,443 with 15 Ws for a discount from Toy-Weasel.com? 81 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:16,695 HOMER: Mmm. 82 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:19,589 The Internet fell in love with the rest of the Simpsons 83 00:03:19,591 --> 00:03:21,158 when they released... 84 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:29,599 ♪ Everybody, yeah ♪ 85 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:34,296 ♪ Rock your body, yeah... ♪ 86 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:45,340 (tires screeching) 87 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:46,892 -(siren wailing) -♪ Now throw your hands up in the air ♪ 88 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,502 Whoa, what's going on? (shouts) 89 00:03:49,504 --> 00:03:50,804 (over radio): ♪ 'Cause we got it going on again ♪ 90 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:52,714 WIGGUM: Oh. I love this song. 91 00:03:52,716 --> 00:03:55,459 ♪ Am I sexual? ♪ 92 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:57,461 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 93 00:03:57,463 --> 00:03:59,145 MAN: Hmm. 94 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:01,147 -Hmm. -(mouse clicks) 95 00:04:01,149 --> 00:04:07,079 (theme song plays) 96 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,080 (camera shutter clicks) 97 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,564 Greetings, newshounds. 98 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:13,660 Today, a retrospective on The Simpsons Family Vlog. 99 00:04:13,662 --> 00:04:17,071 In case you've been living in a grammar-rodeo boot camp 100 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,114 these past four months, 101 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:20,241 here's the video that started it all. 102 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:23,262 (fast-forwarding) 103 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:26,247 Soon each family member had their own channel. 104 00:04:26,249 --> 00:04:28,249 Marge combined her love of cooking 105 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,176 and deeply personal questions 106 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:32,679 for a groundbreaking interview show. 107 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:34,940 How you holding up, Krusty? 108 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,758 Ready for number four? 109 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,336 (groans) I'm not gonna lie, 110 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,521 number three feels like it's not done with me, 111 00:04:41,523 --> 00:04:44,174 but my agent said this is what talk shows are now, 112 00:04:44,176 --> 00:04:46,118 so... (burps) bring it on. 113 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,528 MARGE: Next up, The Coagulator. 114 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:51,290 A tuna melt dipped in funnel cake batter, 115 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,941 then fried in hot mayonnaise. 116 00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:56,778 It clocks in at 300,000 117 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,613 on the Lethargo Scale. 118 00:04:58,615 --> 00:05:01,358 Oh, I'm really regretting all those bagels 119 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,593 I ate in the greenroom. 120 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,121 (shouts) 121 00:05:07,123 --> 00:05:08,790 The grease and the powdered sugar 122 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:12,126 are forming a paste in the back of my throat. 123 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:14,962 Do you think your comedy is fueled by rage 124 00:05:14,964 --> 00:05:17,316 towards your father or towards yourself? 125 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:21,044 Well, I'd rather talk about my new holiday movie, 126 00:05:21,046 --> 00:05:23,713 A Very Merry Bris-mas. 127 00:05:23,715 --> 00:05:24,656 (gags) 128 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,884 Oh, the batter is in my lungs. 129 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:31,479 Ow! Why is this a show?! 130 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:34,499 MARTIN: And Bart took pranking to a whole new level 131 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,668 with The 'Gurt Squad. 132 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:39,913 (stifling laughter) 133 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:42,966 Can I sample the strawberry yogurt? 134 00:05:45,995 --> 00:05:48,588 Wait, I'm allergic to strawb-- 135 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:50,090 (imitates vomiting) 136 00:05:50,092 --> 00:05:51,683 ('Gurt Squad laughing) 137 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,349 The Simpsons were YouTube sensations, 138 00:06:08,351 --> 00:06:10,610 and corporate America lavished them 139 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:12,262 with sponsorships and lucre. 140 00:06:12,264 --> 00:06:14,522 But Lisa used her newfound fame 141 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:17,709 to draw attention to issues close to her heart. 142 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,194 Hey, guys. I'm here at Needle Beach, 143 00:06:20,196 --> 00:06:22,530 super stoked to start this clean-up 144 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:24,124 because, as you can see, 145 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:26,276 this beach is pretty messed up. 146 00:06:26,278 --> 00:06:28,035 (gasps) What's that? 147 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:30,797 Oh! Oh, you poor thing. 148 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:33,308 Luckily, I always carry wire cutters. 149 00:06:34,878 --> 00:06:37,354 ♪ 150 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,439 (mouse clicks) 151 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,809 (mouse clicks) 152 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:44,736 (distorted voice): Attention, Internet. 153 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,130 It is I, Truth Wizard. 154 00:06:47,132 --> 00:06:49,408 The Simpsons are not who you think they are, 155 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,226 and I can't let these lies continue 156 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:54,746 for even one more sec... 157 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:03,997 ...and I can't let these lies continue 158 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:06,499 for even one more sec... 159 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:08,927 LUANN: Milhouse, why are you sitting in the dark? 160 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,654 You'll ruin your eyes. 161 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:11,763 Mom. 162 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,989 The doctor said your nose 163 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,415 can't support thicker glasses. 164 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:17,769 I'm recording a takedown. Get out. 165 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:18,678 (door closes) 166 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,498 Okay, fine, it's me, Milhouse. 167 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,801 I was the one filming every Simpson family video. 168 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:26,928 Take your shoes off first. 169 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:30,932 All 50 million of you. (laughs) 170 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:33,009 Yo, camera-monkey, shoes off. 171 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:36,362 MILHOUSE: I saw firsthand how the pressure to create content 172 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:38,790 -turned them into monsters. -(Homer growls) 173 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,943 -HOMER: Where the hell is the refrigerator?! -(groans) Coming. 174 00:07:41,945 --> 00:07:43,536 (grunting) 175 00:07:43,538 --> 00:07:45,297 You have to tap it. 176 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,115 (grunts) Oh, who would want this? 177 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:49,951 -I'm getting a hammer. -No. 178 00:07:49,953 --> 00:07:52,220 You never let me get the hammer! 179 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,290 Ew, your hand is so sweaty. 180 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:59,886 Would you tell my scene partner to be professional? 181 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:02,539 MILHOUSE: Uh, Bart? Lisa has a note... 182 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:03,540 Shut up, Milhouse. 183 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,390 MILHOUSE: Ow. 184 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:05,484 And those cool 185 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:06,559 'Gurt Squad friends 186 00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:09,062 that hype up Bart's prank videos? 187 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:11,656 Paid Spucklers. 188 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,325 Hey, guys, you don't have to go home 189 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,401 just 'cause we're done filming pranks. 190 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:19,072 Yeah, we was meaning to ask you about that. 191 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:22,167 How is what you do a prank? 192 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,228 This just seems like a mean-spirited waste of yogurt. 193 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,430 Okay, we'll use pudding. Great note. 194 00:08:27,432 --> 00:08:29,399 Hey, you guys want to jump on my trampoline? 195 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,492 I'll take the safety barrier down. 196 00:08:31,494 --> 00:08:35,530 We prefer to keep our relationship professional. 197 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:37,164 I'll... pay you. 198 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,591 (groans) Fine. 199 00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:41,002 Time and a half. And a basket of eggs. 200 00:08:41,004 --> 00:08:42,503 Our hen is feeling poorly. 201 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:45,765 MILHOUSE: Even my off-again, off-again girlfriend Lisa 202 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:49,861 fell prey to the siren's call of Internet fame. 203 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,106 What the hell is this? This beach is spotless. 204 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:56,350 MILHOUSE: Sorry, Lisa. We're on it. 205 00:08:56,352 --> 00:08:57,594 (grunts) 206 00:08:57,596 --> 00:09:00,872 Now where's this thing I'm supposed to save? 207 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,782 MILHOUSE: Uh, Gil, how's it coming? 208 00:09:02,784 --> 00:09:04,376 I-I'm trying. Ow! 209 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:07,437 This little fella's really good at freeing himself. 210 00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:10,382 CREW PERSON: That's a rented seal. Catch him. 211 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,958 We're gonna lose our deposit. 212 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,960 (both grunting) 213 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:16,129 But let's take a look at the relationship 214 00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:18,873 that started this whole crazy ride: 215 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,967 Homer and Maggie. 216 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:23,044 We are so excited to work with Maggie 217 00:09:23,046 --> 00:09:24,396 on this viral campaign for 218 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:27,065 Nom-Noms 6: European Nom-cation. 219 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,401 We got Maggie's room all set up 220 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,128 for the ultimate immersive Nom-Nom experience. 221 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:35,131 Uh, one little hiccup. 222 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,650 Maggie's terrified of Nom-Noms, 223 00:09:37,652 --> 00:09:39,077 especially the girl one. 224 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,913 I'm not sure why. Uh, Bart will do it. 225 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,898 The yogurt kid? No way. No. 226 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,232 Either the Internet baby goes in there, 227 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:47,660 or you forfeit all nom-pensation. 228 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:51,089 So that's, uh, "nom"-negotiable? 229 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,592 -(chuckles) -That's not a real word. 230 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:56,319 Maggie, there's a cute baby bunny in there, 231 00:09:56,321 --> 00:10:01,266 so put this GoPro on your head... 232 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,585 Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. 233 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:06,162 (Maggie shrieks, cries) 234 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:10,166 NOM-NOMS: Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom- nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom... 235 00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:12,110 (Maggie screaming) 236 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,447 (Maggie crying) 237 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,490 Oh... 238 00:10:22,347 --> 00:10:24,180 Maggie, I'm sorry. 239 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:25,531 (Maggie fussing) 240 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:29,202 Poor Maggie. Although I like the girl Nom-Nom. 241 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,703 I like her a lot. 242 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:33,539 I like the way her glasses have eyelashes and... 243 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,950 LUANN: Milhouse, come do your ear drops. 244 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,510 Mom! 245 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:40,864 (mouse clicks) 246 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:41,865 Hey, guys. 247 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:44,125 Welcome to episode 751 of 248 00:10:44,127 --> 00:10:46,052 The Lenny and Carl Situation. 249 00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:48,705 Back with us is our frequent guest Moe. 250 00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,297 You gonna behave today, Moe? 251 00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:53,059 (chuckling): Hey, don't cancel me, huh? 252 00:10:53,061 --> 00:10:55,320 Today we're talking about the Simpson family, 253 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:59,382 specifically "Super Dad" himself, Homer Simpson. 254 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:00,550 Guy's a phony. 255 00:11:00,643 --> 00:11:03,495 Full disclosure: You go back five, six months, 256 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,238 we were best friends with the guy 257 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,149 before he got famous for those baby videos. 258 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:10,985 Yeah, so many nights getting blackout drunk with Homer. 259 00:11:10,987 --> 00:11:13,897 I don't remember him mentioning that baby once. 260 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:17,008 And I heard Maggie won't make any more videos with him. 261 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,179 What people been seeing is all high-tech trickery. 262 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,598 Intern Barney, play the clip. 263 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:30,021 HOMER: Mmm. 264 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,524 Oh, even fake Maggies hate me. 265 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,526 (laughing) 266 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,676 You know, I'm thinking about 267 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,196 going on the all-peanut diet. You heard about this? 268 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,698 Supposed to be great for the adrenals. 269 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,091 You know, the Aztecs, that's all they ate was peanuts. 270 00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:44,035 Not like the crap we got today. 271 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,854 Them ancient nuts, they was full of that, uh, uh, 272 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:48,431 niacinnamonites. Yeah. 273 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,599 'Cause of the sand they had. 274 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,768 And they lived to be a hundred, 200 years old. 275 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,379 -(man groans) -MOE: Same thing with the Mayans and cashews... 276 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,630 MAN: Uh-uh. 277 00:11:58,868 --> 00:11:59,533 (mouse clicks) 278 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:00,944 Hey, guys. 279 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:03,388 We know there have been a lot of rumors going around. 280 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,615 So we wanted to formally announce 281 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,892 that we'll be making a formal announcement 282 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,061 tomorrow night on our livestream 283 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,547 which will address all the recent controversies. 284 00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:17,810 And we'll Cluck-Stop at nothing to earn your trust back. 285 00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:18,962 (grunts) 286 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,739 FRINK: That was nine days ago. 287 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:24,650 Nobody has seen or heard from the Simpsons family since. 288 00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:27,487 Over the next two hours, I will break down my theories 289 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:31,065 on what might have caused their dramatic disappearance 290 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:34,586 on this special edition of... 291 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,814 That's your cue. This special edition of... 292 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:38,998 Frinkileaks. 293 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,634 Now play the suspenseful music. 294 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,913 No, that's a latte macchiato. 295 00:12:45,915 --> 00:12:48,007 (suspenseful music playing) 296 00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:51,585 Well, you might as well finish my coffee now. 297 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,563 (grunting) 298 00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:07,786 Which brings us once again to Snowball I, 299 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,013 which... (groans) 300 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:12,682 Marker fumes. Oh, my. 301 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:15,126 Hoyvik! Blarvlagin! Ivy. 302 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,610 (clears throat) I apologize. 303 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:20,206 Um... in summary, I have concluded that the Simpsons 304 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,617 are being held hostage by a major tech company. 305 00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:26,362 Now, I cannot say which one, but, um, 306 00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:29,599 follow the Google Doodles. 307 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:35,313 If, uh, you pause right where the video glitches, 308 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,464 you can see Homer doesn't look human. 309 00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:41,060 More like an alien wearing an ill-fitting human suit. 310 00:13:41,062 --> 00:13:42,303 Let me tell you something, 311 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:45,064 Homer Simpsons has done more for this country 312 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:49,218 than Dr. Fauci and Dr. Pimple Popper combined. 313 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,055 It's not his fault he has a trash son 314 00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:54,165 with a face like a lunch bag, okay? 315 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,061 Leave Homer Simpsons alone! Leave him alone! 316 00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:00,338 (enunciating): Welcome back to Patty... 317 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,156 (enunciating): And Selma's... 318 00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,417 BOTH: Tingle Palace. 319 00:14:04,419 --> 00:14:07,236 We were going to do part four 320 00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:10,849 of our scalp-delousing role-play. 321 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,833 (tines riffling) 322 00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,835 But, in light of recent events, 323 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:18,022 we're going to tell you what we think happened to our 324 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:22,193 sister Marge Simpson. 325 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,438 (scales rubbing) 326 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,092 It's pretty obvious that Homer snapped, 327 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,869 ate the whole family. 328 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,537 and is hiding on a houseboat, 329 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,948 in a cloud of belches that used to be his wife 330 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,542 and kids. 331 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,027 (grunts) 332 00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,379 (scraping) 333 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,623 -(man shudders) -(mouse clicks) 334 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,125 Hmm... hmm. 335 00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,534 What's up, guys? Today we had 336 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:50,446 a whole cemetery parkour segment ready to go, 337 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,299 but instead we've got a big announcement. 338 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,226 The location of the Simpsons' mansion 339 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,120 has always been super secret, 340 00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,471 but we figured out where it is. 341 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:01,548 We found clues in all their old videos. 342 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,476 We're talking regional birdsongs, 343 00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:06,129 town-specific ice cream truck jingle. 344 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,072 But the clincher: my mom's dating a guy 345 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,966 who got fired from the post office, 346 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:11,801 and he gave us their address. 347 00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:14,487 We're heading there tonight to get some answers. 348 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:16,230 But first, parkour. 349 00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,823 Parkour. (grunts) 350 00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:18,899 Beloved husband! 351 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,660 Angel-baby! 352 00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:22,979 Jewish guy! Parkour! 353 00:15:22,981 --> 00:15:24,255 -(mouse clicks) -MAN: Eh... 354 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,164 -Huh. -(mouse clicks) 355 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,258 Hey, guys, I'm Shauna. 356 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,318 With a freaking exclusive. 357 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,487 I found the Simpsons mansion. 358 00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:34,657 What the hell, Jimbo? Did you tell her the address? 359 00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:36,601 JIMBO: Duh. She's my girlfriend. Hey... 360 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,496 (grunting) 361 00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,941 MARTIN: Martin Prince here, now embedded 362 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,758 at the Simpsons family compound. 363 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,095 SHAUNA: We're about to get scooped, dumb-wads. 364 00:15:48,097 --> 00:15:51,950 Hey, guys, Simpsons... (speaking gibberish) 365 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,267 Like and subscribe. 366 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:54,844 -PATTY: Hey, guys. -COMIC BOOK GUY: Hey, guys. 367 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,770 -SHERRI AND TERRI: Hey, guys. -MOE: Hey, guys. 368 00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:58,364 (gasps) It's a vlog swarm. 369 00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:01,033 No, no, no. This is our content. 370 00:16:01,035 --> 00:16:02,335 JIMBO: Okay, okay. 371 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,869 (Crazy Cat Lady speaking gibberish) 372 00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:06,372 JIMBO: But turn on that light. 373 00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,524 NELSON: This way, come on. 374 00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:10,209 (all panting) 375 00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,803 Ha! Look at this. 376 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,547 They obviously left in a hurry without their phones. 377 00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:17,550 Shut up. I can't hear myself Shauna. 378 00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:20,979 -Move out, people, let's go, let's go, let's go. -Come on, guys, let's go. 379 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,055 (gasps) Huh? 380 00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:25,891 (all shouting) 381 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:26,818 -Hmm? -What is this? 382 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,802 (all grunt curiously) 383 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,229 -(Simpsons gasp) -I found 'em! 384 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:31,547 Somebody get a pic! 385 00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:32,306 Bart, the door! 386 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,534 -MARGE: Grab it! -LISA: Get it! 387 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,830 Welcome, Simpson family. 388 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,558 So, nine days in a panic room. Why? 389 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,577 Well, Opal, our house had been built 390 00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:47,321 by a company we partnered with that, at that point, 391 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,491 had only built NFTs of houses. (chuckles) 392 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,252 They installed the panic room door backwards. 393 00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:55,629 You could get in, but you can't get out. 394 00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:58,424 But how did you all end up trapped there? 395 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:01,927 Well, we'd been getting ready for our redemption livestream, 396 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,004 and we were all a little tense. 397 00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:06,173 So I went to the panic room, where we stored 398 00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:07,841 all of our sponsored crap, 399 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,010 to get some children's CBD gummies. 400 00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:12,196 But I was already in there pounding 'em. 401 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:17,777 MARGE: Then I ran in and yelled, "Stop fighting. 402 00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,428 "You're going to sweat through 403 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,597 your signature line of slimming activewear." 404 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,856 BART: But when we tried to leave, 405 00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:23,949 it was locked. 406 00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,859 LISA: I said, "Nobody panic. 407 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,861 There's got to be a panic button." 408 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,455 HOMER: Then I walked in, saying, 409 00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,365 "Marge, I can't find the fridge again." 410 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,276 LISA: We tried to grab the door. 411 00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,460 But it was too late. 412 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:37,538 We were trapped, and it was all Homer's fault. 413 00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:40,132 What? You said it was nobody's fault. 414 00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:42,042 That's what I'm supposed to feel, 415 00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:43,710 but I'm not there yet. 416 00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:46,397 LISA: We survived on products we'd been shilling 417 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,216 but had never actually eaten before. 418 00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:51,143 Luckily, there was also a huge supply 419 00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:53,387 of single-use hat-toilets. 420 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:56,056 Uh, I'm pretty sure those were just hats. 421 00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:58,301 We didn't have any way to post content, 422 00:17:58,303 --> 00:18:01,454 so we went through pretty severe withdrawal. 423 00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:09,312 MARGE: Then, sometime around day four, 424 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,089 I said, "Where's Maggie? 425 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,174 She was just here a second ago." 426 00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,577 I moved the table from the wall and said, 427 00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:20,098 (gasps) "Oh, God. She must've crawled in the vent." 428 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,842 HOMER: I said, "Maggie, come back." 429 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:26,495 That I'd never force her to do content ever again, 430 00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:29,089 that I wouldn't be 431 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:31,167 I'd just be Daddy. 432 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,593 And then... 433 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,687 LISA: She'd been in the cabinet the whole time. 434 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,114 We were so relieved. 435 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,433 MARGE: Then we realized how high up she was, and then... 436 00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,677 BART: But Homer made an awesome catch. 437 00:18:41,679 --> 00:18:42,845 And Maggie barfed on him. 438 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:44,288 (chuckles) Classic. 439 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:48,793 MARGE: After that, something strange happened. 440 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,370 We started talking to each other. 441 00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:54,132 BART: Like texting with our mouths. 442 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,708 LISA: I'd almost forgotten 443 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,377 I could L-O-L I-R-L. 444 00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:01,305 MARGE: It felt like we were coming out of a trance. 445 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,790 LISA: The only subscribers we needed 446 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,977 were in that room. 447 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,961 Wow. Just, wow. 448 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:11,390 We're shutting down the YouTube channel 449 00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:14,560 because "The Simpson Family" isn't who we are. 450 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:17,380 We are the Simpsons. 451 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,973 We are completely offline now. 452 00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,734 I don't even check email anymore, 453 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:24,495 but that's mainly 'cause we moved back to Evergreen Terrace, 454 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,499 and our neighborino changed his Wi-Fi passwordily-durdily. 455 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,001 Well, there you have it. 456 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,336 A confusing, nonsense-word end 457 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,988 to the meteoric rise and fall 458 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,841 and disappearance and reappearance 459 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,843 and return to status quo 460 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,994 for the family the Internet could not 461 00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:43,330 get enough of for almost half a year. 462 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,090 Can we go look at your beehives? 463 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:47,351 Nah, we're all done here. 464 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,671 Well, that's four hours of my life I'll never get back. 465 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:54,600 WOMAN: George R.R. Martin, you better be working on that new book. 466 00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,027 I am. 467 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,512 You said you would finish it years ago. 468 00:19:58,514 --> 00:19:59,530 I'm gonna. 469 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,425 They already made two TV shows about it. 470 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,594 I know that. I went to the parties. 471 00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:08,764 No more parties until you finish that book. 472 00:20:08,766 --> 00:20:10,041 I'm writing it right now. 473 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,451 I'm... doing research. 474 00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:14,170 (typing) 475 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,464 Oh. 476 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,218 You did not just stick your hands in the mint bowl. 477 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,202 Girl, use the spoon, or I'm gonna have to 478 00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:24,129 kick your Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Booty. 479 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:25,872 Bitch, that is an IHOP reference. 480 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:27,466 -This is a Waffle House, mama. -The Waffle House. 481 00:20:27,468 --> 00:20:30,394 ♪ Waffle to the House, House ♪ 482 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,230 ♪ Waf to the kach to the House, how ♪ 483 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,715 -♪ From the legendary House of Waffle. ♪ -(chuckling) 484 00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:37,126 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 485 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,553