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I went out and got an eye exam.

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Well, how's that going to prevent a
heart attack?

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Carver, heart attack?

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It was his bad eyesight that nearly got
him hooked up to that old goon.

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So why are you so out of breath?

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Carver, I walked by old man Jones'
house, and this bulldog started chasing

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so I threw a stick at it.

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Bulldog? Yes.

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That's his baby.

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She has an underbite. Oh, that's a
severe one.

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Make her mouth set like that, Carl.

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And your eyesight 20 -20?

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Yes, Carl, I have you to know. My doctor
say I got better eyesight than that.

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Really? I got 50 -50.

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I'm almost bionic.

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No. See, 50 -50 means...

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Never mind. Hey, hey, have you seen that
box of family portraits? I want to take

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it to Texas with me. I see you still set
on going to that porn star state.

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It's long star state.

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Cor, when you gone, I'm the one gonna be
long.

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Admit it, Edna. The truth will set you
free. How y 'all just gonna walk up here

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in my house?

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Do I look like a pagan to you?

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Are you talking about one of them things
that be on top of the building like

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this?

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It's the eyes that look the concrete
thing with the wings. It's a gargoyle.

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Well, you better watch it, Colonel,
because they bite. No one is. Look who's

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talking. Jab of a gut.

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Why are you and the Colonel arguing,
Miss Edna? You wouldn't believe what

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Hey, careful, careful.

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You know God don't like Edna.

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That's ugly, Mr. Brown. Oh, you don't
talk about her like... You don't call

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people ugly. You got to be political
correct. You got to say, face a

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Face a challenge.

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Sister Cora, my brush with death has
been a wake -up call for me to be more

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spiritual. And there's nothing wrong
with that, Colonel. But he's taking it

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too far.

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Uh -uh.

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Lying isn't Christian -like.

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Eating a deviled egg does not make me a
pagan.

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Well, I'm just glad I've seen the light.

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You know what? I've seen it, too.
Colonel, now that you've seen the light,

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some on that bat right there so she
won't change us into nothing.

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Now, remember, for morning thickness,
ginger tea.

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I heard her, Will. Okay.

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For back pain, what?

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Hot compress. I heard her, Will. And
when you get annoyed, you remember what

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told you to do? Yeah, ignore you.

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Will, honey, the doctor said our baby is
fine.

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Oh, our baby.

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I love the way that sounds.

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Me too.

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Look, I know you said... Will needs to
keep it a secret, but can you picture

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Look.

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Will, look at the baby.

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She has my eyes.

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She? She?

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Oh, well, he has my chin. Your chin.

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Hey,

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hey, hey, little munchkin. Be careful.

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Hey. I got you.

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Be careful.

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I got you.

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You're so cute. You look just like
Daddy. Yes, you do.

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Yes, you do.

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What the what?

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You're in here talking to the furniture
again, ain't you?

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Don't lie. Your mama never should have
gave you that sewing machine as a pet.

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You had a sewing machine for a pet?

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No. No, Uncle Brian. Yes, he did. I'm
telling you, he used to sleep with that

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thing all the time. He used to call it
Little Stitchy.

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Yes, I'm telling you, he even tried to
teach things, do tricks.

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I taught it to stay.

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You know what? That boy was slow.

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He'd still have it if I hadn't told him
it ran away.

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Well, let's hope the little munchkin
only inherits you. Look.

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Boy,

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did your mama's bus break down on the
corner again?

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No, no, no. I rode my cousin's bike
over. Hey, hey, can I bring it inside?

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You know, kids steal the ones with the
banana seats.

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I don't want your huffy in my house,
Puffy.

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Uncle Brown.

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Come on, give Reggie a break.

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What you want me to break on him, his
arm or his leg? You know he the reason

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that Clara's leaving?

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No, I'm not. What are you talking about,
Brown?

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I want him to stay as much as you do.

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Reggie, why do you have a king of
diamonds in your pants leg?

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Oh, it fell out my spoke when I hit the
pothole.

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And, Doc, I think I skid my knee. Could
you check it out?

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Clara couldn't possibly do better than
you. I know she can't. You know, I keep

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telling her that.

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Doc, you got any Mercuricone?

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Sure, Cole. No, but, uh, I can hop in my
time machine and scoop you up some.

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Why don't you bring him back some giant
leeches, too?

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You so, ugh, you just make me sick.

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Mr. Brown, you gotta help me make Cora
stay.

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I mean, I want her to be my wife.

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You asking me for advice?

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Yeah. Well, uh, first y 'all got to have
something in common. Really? Like what?

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Yes.

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Like, uh, Cora's not here.

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Y 'all, there's something. You know
what?

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I just realized. Y 'all have had this in
common.

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Cora's not here and you're not here.

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Hey,

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could you give this to her?

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What? You better give it to her.

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Take him with you. Oh!

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Cora, may I have another cup?

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Another one?

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This is your seventh cup. Keep them
coming, keep them coming. I really want

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something much stronger, but the
Colonel's gotten rid of everything.

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Even the rubbing alcohol.

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And my rum cake.

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I know he's a little overzealous, but
there's nothing wrong with being a

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Christian. I can live with a better
Christian. What I can't live with is a

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painted A.

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Oh, good morning, Sister Cora. Good
morning.

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Did I interrupt your morning prayers?

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Oh, no, no.

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We're just... Praying to the Lord for a
little patience.

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Colonel, would you like a cup of tea?
No, no, thank you, Cora. I'm on my way

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a prayer meeting at the church. You
know, I have this fire in my belly.

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Now, honey, that's that taco you ate
last night.

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I think it's wonderful that the
colonel's taking his spiritual life

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Yeah, thank you, Sister Cora. Thank you.
Hey, maybe we can ride to a prayer

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meeting together.

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Oh, what? I'm sorry, Colonel. I got to
go to work.

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Oh, I see.

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So, um...

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Work is more important than the Lord?

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No, I'm not saying that. Cora, have some
tea.

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It calms the nerves.

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You know, Sister Cora, you could stop by
on your way to work. I mean, after you

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change clothes.

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What's wrong with my clothes?

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Well, I just think that a good Christian
woman would wear something a little

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more conservative.

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What's more conservative than this?

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A nun's habit.

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You know, Sister Cora, I took some of
Edna's clothes over to the Goodwill

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earlier today.

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What? I'm gonna kill you.

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Now, Edna, what would Jesus do?

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If you can take my clothes back, you can
ask him.

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Now, she needs to be clothed in the
spirit.

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You know, Sister Cora, I could take some
of your more worldly things over there.

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My clothes are fine, Colonel. Thank you
very much.

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I just want you to be saved.

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I'm sure of that.

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But I tell you what, you better get out
of here before you need somebody to save

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you, sir.

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You have a good day.

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You know, Sister Cora, I'm gonna pray.
Pray for that. Thank you.

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Hey, babe.

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What do you want to eat?

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Hmm, how about a grilled cheese
sandwich?

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Actually, I was talking to Will Jr.

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Huh? What'd you say?

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Okay.

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Okay. All right.

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Got it.

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You're going to have peanuts, a banana,
and some carrot sticks.

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Will, I'm having a baby, not a squirrel.

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He can hear you.

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Don't worry about it, little fella. I
got your back.

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Okay? Baby, high five.

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All right, so we're out of carrot
sticks. I'm going to run and get you

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more. Be right back. Oh, yeah, you do
that, Willie.

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See you, little man.

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Now, it's just you and me, LaSasha.

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grilled cheese sandwich you want one
they're great oh no i'm not too big on

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grilled cheese sandwiches probably
because my dear ate them all the time

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she was pregnant with me you're not
pregnant are you

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It'll be our little secret. Oh, this is
so exciting.

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I know, I know. I'm just hoping that the
kids are happy, too. Oh, those kids

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love you and will.

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You just be straight with them when the
time comes.

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I don't know, Cora.

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Yes, you do. You know, you just sit them
down and you say, I have some exciting,

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very exciting news to tell you that I
had to keep a secret, but I want you to

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the first to know.

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I'm pregnant.

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Just like that. I'm pregnant.

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What's going on?

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I'm coming to join you, honey.

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I'll be the granddaddy with the little
turkey bright green kids.

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Uncle Brian, what's going on? What
happened?

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Nephew, you... The baby is out of the
bath.

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It's just swimming around out of the
bag. In the bag, just swimming. The baby

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swimming everywhere.

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Baby?

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Oh, no.

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I was trying to keep it a secret.

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Nephew, you know?

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Of course I know.

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I was there when it happened.

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What?

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And you didn't try to stop her?

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Why would I try to stop her?

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She's been trying to get pregnant for
years. I mean, why would I stand in her

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way? She has.

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Actually, you know what? I couldn't be
happier.

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Nephew, all that's been going on under
my roof, why am I the last to know?

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Well, actually, it didn't really happen
under this roof. I think we were in the

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back of it. Nephew, stop being nasty.

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I'm ashamed of you.

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How'd you find out?

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I heard it from Cora's own lips.

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Cora told you? Yes, she said.

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Leave Cora to me.

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Why'd she go just blabbing it all over
the place?

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You know what? She should have kept her
mouth closed.

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That ain't the only thing she should
have kept closed.

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Farming? Brown?

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What you running from?

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Well, I'm... Godzilla!

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Get back on your face, Godzilla!

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Shut up, Uncle Ben, and get back on that
box of rice.

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Look, look, look. I did it for your own
good. I did it for your own good, Edna.

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Colonel, don't look at Edna's eye.

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I think that's an eye. I can't see from
them scales right... Girl, you a man.

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Edna, Edna, look.

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Makeup isn't part of God's plan.

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Edna's face ain't a part of God's plan.

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You look like a rough trap from the
Lord.

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Better get out of my way, pretty chicky.

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You come near me again, and you're going
to draw back a nup.

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And the Lord says, the Lord says that
makeup is not... Colonel, Colonel

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I've had enough of all this.

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I've got some spackle out in the garage.
You are testing my face, fat boy.

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You are so heavenly that you're no
earthly good.

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Move out.

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You going to your cave?

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Go eat them bats.

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I tell you, Brown, you try to teach
people God's way and they just won't

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Yep, I know exactly what you mean,
Colonel. I've been trying to teach them

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ways of his statutes. You know, that
reminds me, Brown.

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Now, this is kind of delicate, but I
want to talk to you about Cora.

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You do?

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Yeah, I was noticing her clothes, how
tight they were fitting, and I was just

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wondering if... Yes!

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Corbin's gonna be a baby's mama. She's
gonna be a baby's mama.

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Holy sugar cubes. What are you talking
about, man?

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What you talking about? Well, I was
talking about her worldly clothes.

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But Corbin's pregnant?

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Shh, don't tell nobody.

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She just runs in this house. I have you
to know, I was a deacon by the time I

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was 12. I was on the usher party. What
about you and Madea?

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Uh -oh.

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Madea made me do that. She made me have
a baby out of bedrock.

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That's wedlock. Same thing.

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I thought this was a Christian home.

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It is. Colonel, you got to help me.
Don't just leave run out on me.

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Please. LeBron is a man of God. You know
what you have to do.

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You mean... Yep.

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You have no choice.

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Colonel, can't we just lay hands on her?

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LeBron looks to me like somebody already
has.

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How about now? You done?

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I'm almost there, Brown. Okay.

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How about now? Did you get it?

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Done.

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Okay, Brown, I'm officially certified to
marry Reggie and Cora, but it expires

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at 9 o 'clock.

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There he is. I'm calm. I'm calm.

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Hey, thanks for calling. I can't believe
you changed your mind about me and Cora

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getting married. I ought to knock you
out! Whoa!

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Watch out now.

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This suit's rental.

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Whoa, whoa, Brown, this is not what we
talked about, remember?

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Turn the other cheek?

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Yeah, yeah, Reggie, turn the other cheek
so I can punch you in it. You getting

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my daughter pregnant. Wait.

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Cora's pregnant?

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How did that happen?

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Brown, you said he was kind of slow.

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Hold on there, Colonel No -Fro. I know
how it happened. I'm just trying to find

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out who's the daddy.

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You think I'm the daddy?

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I ain't never touched her.

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I mean, I tried a couple of times, but
my mama wouldn't go to sleep.

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I put you to sleep. You don't touch my
car.

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What are you doing?

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You have a car of sugar, John.

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Put you to sleep.

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Mr. Brown, what are you doing? I'm doing
what you should have done. You

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shouldn't have let him out. Stop it, Mr.
Brown.

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He's asleep.

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I'll wake him up. He ain't.

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Well, you should have told me, Cora.

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I just found out, and I don't think it's
in your business anyway.

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Why, he the daddy, ain't he?

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I'm the daddy.

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What? Oh, it's like Sodom and Gomorrah
up in here. Up in here.

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What kind of woman are you, Cora? Why is
everybody so upset?

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Cora, I found out that Reggie has got
you pregnant. Now y 'all going to have

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get married. Get married. What? I am not
pregnant.

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Now she's lying, too.

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I'm pregnant.

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Shut up. It got contagious.

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Where's Brianna? Where Brianna at? Uncle
Brown, calm down. All right? Sasha and

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I are having a baby.

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We were just trying to keep it a secret
for a little while.

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You know what? I know what I heard. I
was in there, and I heard Cora telling

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Sasha. What you heard was Cora giving me
advice on how to tell the kids.

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Yes.

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My bad.

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Anybody want some pizza?

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Oh, pizza? What kind?

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Because you know I can't do cheese.

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You smell like cheese.

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Let's get out of here.

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You sure we want to bring a baby up in
here? Up in here?

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So, uh, there's still going to be a
wedding?

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I got this suit for a few more hours.

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After you were ready to believe that
lie. I don't think so.

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There gonna be some pizza?

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Why, I trust you.

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Get out.

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And you, Mr. Brown, I can't believe you
thought I was pregnant.

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Did you think of this dumb idea all by
yourself, or did you have help?

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I had some help.

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Yes, Lord, I'm coming.

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Ooh, we got that over with, Cora.

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What do you have to say for yourself?

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Look what you did. Look what you done.

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who is without sin, let them cast the
first stone.

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Sir, where are you going?

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To get a stone.

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Z's are in E's drop.

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Are you not talking to me?

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Oh, have you finished those 5 ,000
sentences yet?

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Not yet.

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Well, then, no.

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Hey, Carl. Hey.

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Oh, Carl, look. You can't put lipstick
on a pig.

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Excuse me, Brian. What?

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Come again?

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You still have your foot stuck in your
mouth?

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I'd like to stick my foot right in your
mouth.

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Drop. But I'd like to dropkick Edmund.

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Okay.

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Confession is good for the soul.

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Well, I'm sorry for being so judgmental.

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I'm sorry for being so judgmental.
Carver, tell me why he ain't got... Keep

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writing.

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Yeah, Cora, but it's just that when God
gives you a second chance, you want to

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do everything right.

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And there's nothing wrong with living
right, Colonel. What you got to do is

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got to take that two -by -four out of
your own. I ain't keep writing.

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And you got to first start by taking out
your own trash.

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Put it in a bag and take it out of here.

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You're right, Colonel.

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And I'm ready to make a change.

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That's right. That's it right there,
Colonel. Time to make that change.

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Now, we love each other. We can do it.

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And now I'm going to stop living in sin
and... And?

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And so I'm moving back in with Brown.
What? What?

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Let us pray.

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You and I.