1 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:13,253 'There's a steal! Knicks try to call for time. 2 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,846 'Mike Cooper fires down court to Kareem. 3 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,684 'He's ahead of the field, lays it in. Lakers by seven. 4 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,928 'This is Marv Albert from the Forum in LA. 5 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:26,398 'The Knicks in big trouble as they move to the front court. 6 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:30,816 'Cummings takes the one bounce, a flip for King. It's batted away! 7 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,689 'Magic Johnson on the steal. He goes baseline. 8 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,192 'He's trapped, throws back out to Worthy, 9 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:39,992 'Worthy with a head fake. Now the jumper. It is good! 10 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:44,083 'Ten seconds left. Lakers are burying the Knicks. 11 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,750 'The Knicks have come back from the dead before but not tonight...' 12 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,519 '2L-16, Tac2. 13 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,275 'Come in, 2L-16. 14 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,279 'Respond, 2L-16. 15 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:20,745 'Sgt Larry says you owe him 50 bucks on tonight's game, 16 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,740 'and he'd be happy to take your money on the Knicks any time.' 17 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,716 Come on! Give it to him! 18 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:22,260 Where is it? Come on! 19 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,055 It's mine and I want it now. 20 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:30,936 Look at this. Is he crying? 21 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,407 Freeze! 22 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:44,946 Hands out of your pockets, away from your body. 23 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,913 Suck wall! 24 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:52,165 Get your feet back and spread 'em! 25 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:58,338 All right, wider. I said wider! 26 00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:03,632 You ought to be ashamed of yourself, picking on a guy half your size. 27 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,260 - Nice shot, kid. - Good shot, Joey. 28 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,806 Come on, man. 29 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,982 Hit him! 30 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,909 Don't move. 31 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,745 Don't even breathe. 32 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,799 We have come to mourn and honour 33 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:30,717 not only the passing of a friend but of a fine police officer, 34 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,841 an officer who was an example to us all. 35 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:41,395 Samuel Edward Makin died as he lived, defending the American way. 36 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:44,735 That is why I feel more pride than sorrow, 37 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,230 for Samuel Makin made the ultimate sacrifice. 38 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:53,077 He did so willingly and no man can hope to do more. 39 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,787 His body may be returned to the earth, 40 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,282 but his spirit will live forever. 41 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:03,755 We, your fellow officers, salute you, Sam. 42 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,716 Your duty done, may you rest in peace. 43 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,335 Ready! 44 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,482 Aim! Fire! 45 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:26,022 I was shaving you. 46 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:32,950 - Where am I? - Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 47 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:44,336 That's not me. What the hell have you done to me? 48 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:48,924 We did some work on you. Just your face. 49 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:54,346 - Thank you, nurse. - You better have a good reason. 50 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,306 We did. 51 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,354 - You were ugly. - Who's "we"? 52 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,441 You've been recruited by an organisation that doesn't exist. 53 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:10,984 Sam Makin is dead. Some nasty man shoved him into the East River. 54 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,357 I'm a pretty healthy corpse. 55 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,780 The operative word is "corpse". 56 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:20,498 You've got a new face, new fingerprints, even a new name. 57 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,914 Williams. Remo Williams. 58 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,708 A lot of thought went into it. 59 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,172 We needed someone. You were the best we could find. 60 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,422 Decorated cop, ex-Marine, no family, no commitments. 61 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,641 If I'm the best you can find, you're in deep shit. 62 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:43,058 Who the hell are you? FBI, CIA, Salvation Army? 63 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:48,901 Who we are, are the people who've got you by the balls, Remo. 64 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,570 Besides, we need you. 65 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:56,283 Our cops are corrupt, our judges bought, our politicians up for sale. 66 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,654 Everywhere you look, slime is on the loose. 67 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:05,493 You'll be the Eleventh Commandment: "Thou shalt not get away with it." 68 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:12,542 You're the guy that set me up at that warehouse, ain't you? 69 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,882 Nice job. 70 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,554 The name's MacCleary. We'll get to know each other. 71 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,475 Enjoy the fruit... Remo. 72 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,769 Remo? Jesus! 73 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:51,505 There you go, Mr Mossier. You're gonna be as snug as a little old bug in a rug. 74 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,587 Hey, where the hell you going with my ambulance? 75 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:07,229 ♪ There's a message I'm receiving And it's coming in clear 76 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:12,897 ♪ But it's not the one that I need to hear... ♪ 77 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:17,649 Turn left at the next intersection... Remo. 78 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:23,033 ♪ You better take another look Cos I'm halfway gone 79 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:26,578 ♪ And I'm hardly here 80 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,081 ♪ What if, what if... ♪ 81 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,431 Don't get any cute ideas, Remo. 82 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,149 National Bank? 83 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,145 Are you opening an account for me? 84 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,317 Let's go. 85 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:15,213 What do these things do? Keep track of your wardrobe? 86 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,879 I thought they could make those things small. 87 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,297 These are the small ones. 88 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:51,580 - Come in, Mr... - Williams. Remo Williams. 89 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,661 Good evening, Mr Williams. 90 00:14:57,022 --> 00:15:01,127 I'm Harold Smith. I'm the head of the organisation that just recruited you. 91 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,552 Dumping me in the river and reshuffling my face is recruitment? 92 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,175 Yeah. It works. Sit down. 93 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,601 Come on, my boy. I know your ribs are hurting. 94 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:19,650 Sit down and make yourself comfortable. I'll tell you about the way we work. 95 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,942 I've seen how you work. 96 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,191 You run black-bag operations, kidnap people, 97 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,592 beat the shit outta them and no one holds you accountable. 98 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:31,494 - Oh, we're accountable, Mr Williams. - Let me guess. To the president. 99 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:37,122 Yep. And five of 'em before him. I've lost track. I don't even vote any more. 100 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,715 Sorry to disappoint you. I'm voting with my feet. 101 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,850 Now you wanna sit down? 102 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,238 I'm only going to say this once. 103 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:10,237 This is a wonderful country but our legal system doesn't work the way it should. 104 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:15,539 I'm talking about people who roam the halls of power with impunity, 105 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:20,711 who corrupt and subvert the principles our constitution exists to uphold. 106 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,128 He already gave me the Gettysburg Address. 107 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,594 Has he? Here's another one. 108 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,137 "Guard, protect and cherish your land, 109 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:36,730 "for there is no afterlife for a place that started out as heaven." 110 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,850 Charles M. Russell, Montana, 1926. 111 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,775 1926? That's ancient history, Dad. 112 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:50,035 - Computer said you were a smart ass. - Heard of computer error? 113 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,869 Not this one. 114 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:57,038 Take a look at that innocent little box, my boy. 115 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,662 It's hooked to all those computers you saw downstairs. 116 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:05,042 Every scrap of processed information in the United States comes through here. 117 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:09,763 If it's out there, I can find it. Helps us keep track of the bad guys. 118 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:15,101 I can find out the temperature of your ass in that chair if I really want to know. 119 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,310 But it won't do everything. 120 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:24,608 That's why we've got you. You're gonna help remove some of the filth in there. 121 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,815 I like that. That's nice. 122 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,868 It's a whole lot nicer than kill, destroy or terminate with extreme prejudice. 123 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:38,583 - That's what you're really talking about. - He's got it, Mr Smith. 124 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,704 That's exactly what we're talking about. 125 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,172 Well, suppose I say no. 126 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,133 Then you're a dead son of a bitch. 127 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,878 And we already got a coffin. 128 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,514 How big is this organisation? 129 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,428 Just the three of us. 130 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,977 Mac here will get you cleaned up and briefed. 131 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,850 You start work Monday night, Mr Williams. 132 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,912 Here we are. 133 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,545 Nice pad, huh, Remo? 134 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,136 First hit? 135 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,052 No big deal. You'll get used to it. 136 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:38,347 Nothing like throwing in a man at the deep end. 137 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,351 What's this guy done that's so special? 138 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,602 Come on, Remo. We run on a need-to-know basis. You know that. 139 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:55,073 Don't take any chances. This guy's a killer. 140 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,915 Remember. In, out, like a duck mating. 141 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:21,349 - Where are you gonna be? - Right behind you. 142 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,530 Hey, how do you open this? 143 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,157 Speakee English? 144 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,702 Does a nightingale sing? 145 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:10,621 Yeah, well... How do you get outta here? 146 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,793 The same way you came in. 147 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:17,215 No good. There's a guy outside who wants me to knock off your boss. 148 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:20,088 I am here alone. 149 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,427 There is no one upstairs. 150 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,944 Oh, look. Let's not make any trouble for each other. 151 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,817 All I want to do is get outta here. 152 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:44,446 It is too late for that. 153 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:49,288 Hold it! I'll kill you if I have to. 154 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:20,417 I'll show you chopsocky, you sawed-off little runt. 155 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,676 Well, Chiun? What do you think? 156 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:13,474 He's very slow. 157 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:18,191 His reflexes are pitiful, poorly co-ordinated. 158 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,935 He's in wretched physical condition, 159 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,812 impetuous, 160 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,319 and clumsy. 161 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,536 He move like a baboon with two club feet. 162 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:37,169 However, there is a feeble glint of promise in his eyes. 163 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,752 I think I can do something with him. 164 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,341 Good. 165 00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:49,681 'George S. Grove, born Albany, New York, May 10, 1933. 166 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,760 'BA Electrical Engineering, Clarkson College. 167 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:57,230 'Served two tours, Fly Sergeant, Korean conflict. 168 00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:02,568 'In 1962, founded Grove Industries Advanced Weapons Technology. 169 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:07,361 'Current projects: CD-18 surface-to-air missile. 170 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,985 'HARP: High Altitude Reconnaissance Probe, 171 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,612 'prototype for the Star Wars programme.' 172 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:19,498 'Investigation, corporate tax evasion, 1979. 173 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,462 'No charges filed. 174 00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:26,506 '1981, suspected bribery, procurement defence contracts. 175 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:30,426 'After the disappearance of investigating officer Murray Benton, 176 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,470 'no charges filed.' 177 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:38,889 'There were three witnesses alleged to have seen the murder of Benton. 178 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,983 'No charges were filed for lack of evidence. 179 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,651 'They disappeared too. 180 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:48,865 'If the company can't get anything on Grove, then you know he's good.' 181 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:53,578 You'll have terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch and aggravation for sleep. 182 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:57,198 Your vacations will be two minutes when not looking over your shoulder, 183 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,827 and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle. 184 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,829 Are there any disadvantages? 185 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:05,798 Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long. 186 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,723 Tell me something. Can you dodge bullets? 187 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:17,844 Nowadays only if they come real slow. 188 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:25,811 - Do I really have to live with him? - Chiun's not crazy about the idea either. 189 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:29,109 He says you smell like hamburgers. 190 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,779 Top floor. See you. 191 00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:36,826 Hey, MacCleary. 192 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:42,624 If this is another set-up, you won't live to collect that pension. I guarantee it. 193 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:46,088 Didn't I tell you? We don't use that bang-bang stuff. 194 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,175 Your mind and your body become your weapon. 195 00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:52,171 That's what your new pal Chiun is gonna teach you. 196 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,965 OK, so you caught me with a couple of lucky shots. 197 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:33,427 But I gotta hand it to you, that bullet-dodging number wasn't bad. 198 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:37,424 And I like the little thing you did with the gun. 199 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:41,436 You move like a pregnant yak. 200 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,895 Sit. 201 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,787 Breathe. 202 00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:07,662 Breathe? Come on, you've got... 203 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:13,214 Silence! A fool chatters, whilst the wise man listens. 204 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,756 Breathe. 205 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:34,192 Wait. Is this the kind of training where we sit around for ten years 206 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,566 until I break a brick with my toe? 207 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:46,622 You have come into the care of Chiun, 208 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,040 Master of Sinanju. 209 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:55,673 Sinanju is a village in Korea where all the fighting arts were born. 210 00:28:55,693 --> 00:29:00,094 Kung fu, karate, ninjutsu. 211 00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:04,936 They are all but shadows. Sinanju is the sun. 212 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,474 Most intelligent people know this already, 213 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:12,693 but it is apparent to me that you know less than nothing. 214 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,278 Pay attention. 215 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:19,492 You did not ask to be white, so perhaps that is not your fault. 216 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:24,079 You did not ask to be here, perhaps that is not your fault either. 217 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,119 So let us make this pact. 218 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,335 I will train you for your first service, 219 00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:32,376 and then I will return to my country. 220 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:46,307 Pressure, nerve ends. Sinanju. 221 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:49,681 Technique developed since the birth of time 222 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:53,275 by the most gifted race on earth. 223 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,111 Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie? 224 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:01,658 Chinese? The Korean is the most perfect creature 225 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:05,622 ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of his foot. 226 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,393 - Now we will breathe. - Breathe. 227 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,315 Breathe out. 228 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,484 Slowly. 229 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,903 Do not gulp. 230 00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:45,987 If you do not breathe correctly, 231 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,411 you do not move correctly. 232 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:54,666 Pitiful! 233 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:58,508 I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work. 234 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,969 We must sweat the poison from your body 235 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:05,431 and rebuild from the inside. 236 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:09,394 Now we will proceed to lesson number two. 237 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,512 Follow, please. 238 00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:17,485 What are you waiting for? Applause? 239 00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:23,449 Midtown. 44th Street. 240 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:35,127 You are afraid. 241 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,794 Fear is nothing more than a feeling. 242 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,886 You feel hot, you feel hungry, you feel angry, you feel afraid. 243 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,676 Fear can never kill you. 244 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:12,582 Purge your mind of fear and believe in yourself. 245 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,793 Without that belief, I can do nothing with you. 246 00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:19,213 Now we will do it again, 247 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,003 but faster. 248 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:32,393 'Grove High Altitude Reconnaissance Probe. 249 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:35,433 'Originally projected $758 million. 250 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:38,854 'Final assembly of prototype, $986 million. 251 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:43,104 'Estimated cost at time of commission, $1.22 billion. 252 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:46,983 'These figures are in 1983 dollars. The prototype...' 253 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:54,658 'Currently, our friend Grove is playing the DC charity circuit. 254 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:59,754 'Big donor. He's also big with the Star Wars crowd, and he ought to be. 255 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:02,339 'Half of 'em are on his payroll. 256 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:05,209 'He's good. Real good.' 257 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,430 - No more Boy Scouts. - Yes, George. 258 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,225 That's interesting. 259 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:22,318 Someone's trying enter one of the circuits I had marked for special surveillance. 260 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:25,896 I wonder who the intruder is. 261 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,662 - Oh! - What's the matter? 262 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:45,633 - I can't get what I'm looking for. - I hate to hear you say that. 263 00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:49,424 Why should the HARP DBA Cost 62 be restricted? 264 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:52,549 Maybe you've got cold hands. 265 00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:54,471 Allow me. 266 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:04,860 See? 267 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:07,025 Do I sense frustration? 268 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,615 I'll bet you've had a lot of experience at that. 269 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:13,703 If I continue to stroke these little keys... 270 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:19,076 You might stunt your growth. No, I'll seek satisfaction elsewhere. 271 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,556 Come in! 272 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:43,607 - Major Fleming. - General, I have a problem. 273 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:47,729 The computer's classifying cost overruns within the HARP database. 274 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,824 - You know what I think about computers. - It's not a malfunction. 275 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:56,537 - Maybe it hasn't been entered yet. - It has, access has been denied. 276 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,452 General, I'm the senior WCA on this post, 277 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:03,453 I should have access to that information, there's no reason for it to be withheld. 278 00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:06,421 Right. We do have a problem. Let me have a full report. 279 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:12,591 You'll have it tonight. I'd appreciate action by the time I return from Fort Baxter. 280 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:16,466 - Fort Baxter? - The AR-60 test. 281 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:19,768 The Grove infantry assault rifle. 282 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,764 Of course, the AR-60. You have a job to do. 283 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:28,236 But let me give you a word of advice. Never feel you have to overdo it. 284 00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:31,606 It makes no difference to me that you're a woman. 285 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,113 That's good news, sir. 286 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:40,327 If it's any reassurance, it makes no difference to me that you're a man. 287 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:06,941 What have you done with the food? 288 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,314 A Korean fingerboard. 289 00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:17,072 - What are you staring at? - You can't see. 290 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:19,991 - I can see. - What are you wearing those for? 291 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:24,618 I wear glasses so that I may see more. 292 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,994 A Korean fingerboard. 293 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:32,046 Begin tapping your fingers, slowly at first, and then increasing the force. 294 00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:35,966 With time, your nails will become hard and your fingers strong. 295 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:39,761 They will be able to do more than carry food to your face. 296 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:42,977 - They will become a trained weapon. - Trained to kill? 297 00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:46,222 Not kill. A truck kill. 298 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,348 Meat of cow kill. 299 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:52,569 American assassins kill, like butchers. 300 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:56,111 Masters of Sinanju, since the dawn of time, 301 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,984 have killed to promote harmony 302 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,488 and to bring about a more peaceful humour to the entire community. 303 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:05,662 We have done this throughout history. 304 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:08,501 For example, Genghis Khan. 305 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,294 The Persian boy, Alexander. 306 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:16,051 - Robin Hood. - Robin Hood? 307 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:19,468 A bandit. Louis XIII. Napoleon. 308 00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:23,388 Come on. Napoleon died in his bed. 309 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,226 Wrong. 310 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:31,149 All of them... perfect assassinations. 311 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:35,237 You make it sound like a public service. 312 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:42,703 Professional assassination is the highest form of public service. 313 00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:45,706 So I will persevere. 314 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:49,167 I have taken the Emperor Smith's gold, 315 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,663 and a Korean's word is his bond. 316 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:55,712 Place your hands behind your head. 317 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:04,175 I did not say keep them there. 318 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:08,520 Your reflexes are pitiful. The seasons move faster. 319 00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:13,188 A result of all that filthy poison you have been stuffing into your belly. 320 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:16,938 You know why Americans call it fast food? 321 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:19,781 Because it speeds them on the way to the grave. 322 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:27,039 As I feared, you have no sense of humour. 323 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:30,329 From now on, you will eat rice. 324 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:34,205 Eat rice and play with my fingerboard. Great. 325 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,333 Keep it near you. Hang it on a wall. 326 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,959 How? 327 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,427 Find a nail. 328 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:58,024 - 'Good morning, Jim.' - 'Hi, Doc.' 329 00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:01,194 - 'How are you feeling?' - 'Never better.' 330 00:39:01,215 --> 00:39:05,821 'Coach Jenkins came by last night. They're saving my place on the team. 331 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:09,494 'When I'm out of here in two weeks, I'm going back on that squad.' 332 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:12,458 'What's the matter, Doc?' 333 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,127 'I'm sorry, Jim. I've got to level with you. 334 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:24,635 - 'The leg has got to come off.' - 'No. 335 00:39:25,489 --> 00:39:27,637 'No. 336 00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:29,886 'I was gonna be an All-American.' 337 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:35,016 'Well, now you can... you can be an All-American for courage.' 338 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,440 'Doctor, does Linda know?' 339 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:44,108 'There's something else I've got to tell you, Jim...' 340 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,859 What are you watching? 341 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:50,330 You country's one and only contribution to the art. 342 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:54,497 It concern family, love, honour and courage, 343 00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:57,838 all that is noblest in the human spirit. 344 00:39:57,854 --> 00:40:01,754 - It's a soap opera, for chrissakes! - Shh. You'll spoil it. 345 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:05,470 It's pre-spoiled. It's 8:00 and I haven't eaten all day. 346 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:10,718 One minute to eight. The trained mind does not need a watch. 347 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,561 Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss. 348 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:17,728 You would be better employed developing your pitiful skills 349 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,601 than whining about your belly. 350 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:24,027 Remember: perfection is a road, not a destination. 351 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:26,525 Oh, I love it when you talk like that. 352 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:30,871 I would love it if you would kindly concentrate on your practice. 353 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:04,070 Keep the weight off your toes. 354 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,707 Ta-da! 355 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:08,085 Every man is occasionally blessed with luck. 356 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:11,589 Now... down. 357 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:13,841 My pleasure. 358 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,013 Down is easy. 359 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:19,145 Hey, what happened? 360 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:24,818 You rely on what you know, not what you see. 361 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,827 What is your problem? 362 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:37,038 Whoa! 363 00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:40,792 Pathetic. 364 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,435 Come on, it's only water. It won't bite you. 365 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,308 Move it! 366 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,355 I said, move it! 367 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:26,880 - Everything OK, Jerry? - Yeah, sure. 368 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:33,379 That's it, Damico. Hide behind a leaf. No one'll find you there. 369 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:53,527 Don't just stand there! Get in there and help Johnson! 370 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:57,619 Finnerty! Radio the base and get an ambulance out here on the double! 371 00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:59,534 Yes, sir. 372 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:04,080 Hoffa, what the hell are you doing? Break out the first aid kit. Now! 373 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:09,297 About this new weapon, sir, I wanna tell you something! 374 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:13,169 - It's useless, sir! - You're out of line, soldier. 375 00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:17,264 Sergeant, assemble the company. I want a weapons check right away. 376 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:22,431 I want your report on my desk by 1600. 377 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:25,431 Sir, we got over 120 AR-60s in this company. 378 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:29,230 You heard what I said. Get to it. 379 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,240 Yes? 380 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:41,830 General Watson. 381 00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:49,664 - Morning, General. - We've got a problem, George. 382 00:44:49,688 --> 00:44:52,211 I'm sure you can handle it, General. 383 00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:55,211 A soldier's been killed by your new AR-60. 384 00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:58,259 That's what they get paid for. 385 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,601 It blew up in his face, George. I've got the report here on my desk. 386 00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:05,345 'There'll have to be an inquiry.' 387 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:10,601 - Scott. - Scott, I suggest you lose that report. 388 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,193 I can't do that. 389 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,527 Listen to me. 390 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:17,650 Uncle Sam gave you your uniform. Everything else you got from me. 391 00:45:17,674 --> 00:45:19,902 'Bury that report.' 392 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,368 Thank you, General. 393 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,789 Too many idiots like him on the payroll. 394 00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:32,839 Breathe. 395 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,292 Use the air. 396 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,171 Do not waste it. 397 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:44,217 - Relax. - Relax... 398 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:09,665 Will you hang there all day or may we continue the exercise, please? 399 00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:22,715 Jesus. 400 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:26,184 Concentrate! This is no time for prayer. 401 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:53,621 You are not here to sightsee! 402 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:54,856 That's it, kids. Lady Luck's watching you. She's got her eyes on you. 403 00:47:54,873 --> 00:48:01,106 She hasn't got all day. She's late for a crap game in Bensonhurst. 404 00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,903 Seven hoops a dollar, every one a winner. 405 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:08,199 Hey, sir. You want to make your grandchildren happy? 406 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,323 Drop a hoop on a bottle, win a prize, 407 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:14,917 and you're gonna see their little faces light up. 408 00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:19,414 And your money back, Gramps, if you can tell me where you can buy 409 00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:26,172 one of these genuine handmade Taiwanese beauties. 410 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:46,361 Just remember, I won it. He's mine. 411 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,993 'If you'll excuse me, Dr Hastings, 412 00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:55,583 'I must get to the theatre and scrub up.' 413 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,250 'But it's a dangerous operation. It's never been tried before.' 414 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,170 'I promised that boy he's going to walk, and he's going to walk.' 415 00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:07,091 'If you fail, it could mean a malpractice suit. 416 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,259 'Think of your professional reputation.' 417 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,635 'That boy means more to me than all my professional awards combined. 418 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:16,889 'There's only one thing that worries me. 419 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:20,517 'Whether his stepmother will permit the operation. 420 00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:24,772 'You see, she's my... ex-wife.' 421 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,740 - 'Where's Jim?' - 'You shouldn't be here.' 422 00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:35,456 - 'I said, where's Jim?' - 'I'm sorry, you will have to leave.' 423 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,452 'Nobody will stop me from seeing my fiancé.' 424 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,580 - 'What did you say?' - 'Jim and I are engaged.' 425 00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:49,634 'Tune in at the same time tomorrow 426 00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:53,634 'for our continuing saga of Beyond the Night, 427 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:58,559 'brought to you by Continental Airlines, a new tradition in flying.' 428 00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:06,530 - Jim is leaving the hospital. - Great. 429 00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:10,742 - He's going to his mother's funeral. - Oh, that's tough. 430 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:14,158 - But I think the nurse likes him. - Good. 431 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,657 There seems to be some complication with his stepmother. 432 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:22,663 It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. 433 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,883 Why must everything in this country be covered with monosid... monoso...? 434 00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,674 Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it. 435 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:33,674 I can say "rat droppings". Does not mean I want to eat them. 436 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:38,395 Tomorrow, if you work well, you may have a teaspoon of honey in your rice. 437 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,730 But I make no promises. 438 00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:50,361 You heard the sound of my flexor tendons as I squeezed the trigger. 439 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:53,485 And I saw the flutter of your metacarpals. Not bad, huh? 440 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:56,704 That's two bullets. Child's play. 441 00:50:56,721 --> 00:51:01,292 When you can avoid six bullets, then you will have accomplished something. 442 00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:06,206 - No rice. - No rice? 443 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,833 You forgot the rice. 444 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,507 Maybe we could grow some. 445 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:15,552 Maybe you will spare me your feeble attempts at humour 446 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:21,021 and save them for the shopkeeper at the corner. He has excellent Chungju rice. 447 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,733 You used the other four yesterday. 448 00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:34,363 I reloaded. 449 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:40,369 'With all due respect to the Major, 450 00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:45,337 'at this point in time, Ms Fleming, cost overruns are immaterial. 451 00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:48,923 'The Air force cannot evaluate HARP until HARP flies.' 452 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:51,259 'Exactly my point. Mr Chairman...' 453 00:51:52,193 --> 00:51:56,139 If I may be permitted to ask Mr Grove a question... 454 00:51:56,155 --> 00:52:00,180 When can we expect to see the HARP, Mr Grove? 455 00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:03,430 I can't believe what I'm hearing here today. 456 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:08,902 I've devoted my life to developing better ways to defend this great country. 457 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:12,147 I never raised the subject of your patriotism. 458 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:16,777 - I should damn well hope not. - To get back to the question... 459 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:21,782 What about the CD-18? Three months ahead of schedule and under budget. 460 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:23,499 Ready for testing next week. 461 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:27,371 Mount Promise, I know. General Watson and I will be there. 462 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:30,624 - 'I'm impressed. This girl has guts.' - 'Who?' 463 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:36,426 Major Fleming. She's the one who tried to tap into the Grove circuit. 464 00:52:36,446 --> 00:52:40,096 If she's not careful, she'll wind up with her ass in a sling. 465 00:52:42,118 --> 00:52:48,100 Ah! She's coming into New York, Mac. Maybe you better slow her down a bit. 466 00:52:48,124 --> 00:52:53,856 'Every time she mentions HARP, our man Grove begins to get an itch. 467 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,028 'I wonder why.' 468 00:52:56,966 --> 00:53:00,445 I want that bitch put on a very short leash. 469 00:53:00,470 --> 00:53:03,540 Should be right up your alley, eh, Stone? 470 00:53:53,815 --> 00:53:56,634 Pick up your feet. 471 00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:05,226 Float. 472 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,109 Float. 473 00:54:39,569 --> 00:54:41,717 Congratulations, Chiun. 474 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:57,111 Bearing in mind that nature snubbed him cruelly by denying him Korean birth, 475 00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:59,105 I am not entirely dissatisfied. 476 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:02,109 - Good. When will he be ready? - Ahead of time. 477 00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:05,237 Excellent. That means... 478 00:55:05,261 --> 00:55:08,080 - 15 years. - 15 years? 479 00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:11,542 If I cut a few corners, 14 and a half. 480 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:15,413 Chiun, I need to borrow him for a while. 481 00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,966 - 'Emily, Jim's your son.' - 'I'm only his stepmother. 482 00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:24,464 'Margaret told me something before she died.' 483 00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:28,968 - 'What's that?' - 'Jim's your son, too.' 484 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:38,649 Is it painful? 485 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,443 I was singing old Korean love song. 486 00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:44,534 The race must be practically extinct. 487 00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:49,998 Chiun, you mind if I ask you something? 488 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,832 Two more minutes. 489 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:56,921 No, I mean... How old are you? You are old, aren't you? 490 00:55:56,938 --> 00:56:01,589 For an apricot, yes. For head of lettuce, even more so. 491 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:06,306 But for a mountain, I am not even begun in years. 492 00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:08,845 For a man, I am just right. 493 00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,344 Well, now I know, don't I? 494 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,228 Er... 495 00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:20,653 You ever been married? 496 00:56:22,755 --> 00:56:25,483 I am the Master of Sinanju. 497 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:33,499 No women, vows of celibacy, eunuchs, that sort of stuff, huh? 498 00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:37,166 You are trying to say something? 499 00:56:37,186 --> 00:56:39,129 No, no. Just, er... 500 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:44,510 I've been cooped up in this rat hole for a month and... 501 00:56:44,527 --> 00:56:47,506 - Sex. - Yeah, sex. Now you're cooking. 502 00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:51,760 - Maybe it's the breathing and the rice... - Lesson 36. 503 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,682 36? 504 00:56:53,703 --> 00:56:59,526 The 20 steps designed to bring a woman to sexual ecstasy. 505 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:04,193 Though I personally have rarely found it necessary to go beyond seven 506 00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:06,281 to achieve bliss. 507 00:57:06,299 --> 00:57:08,697 Go on, I'm listening. 508 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:16,076 With the left hand, you locate the woman's pulse. 509 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,579 Then, with the middle finger, 510 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:24,004 and tapping in time with the pulse... 511 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,295 Then what? 512 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:31,220 Then you may put the rice in a bowl and we may eat. 513 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:43,611 What was the number of the lesson this morning? It wasn't 36, I know that. 514 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:48,233 You would call it four. I would call it embarrassing. 515 00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,123 You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you. 516 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,838 Of course. I am Chiun. 517 00:58:02,855 --> 00:58:05,799 And there are times when I could really kill you. 518 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:09,762 Good. We will practise that after dinner. 519 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,791 Major Fleming? 520 00:58:49,235 --> 00:58:52,054 Colonel Gayber's expecting you. 521 00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:54,094 Major Fleming, sir. 522 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:02,978 Hello, Major. I have the documents you requested. 523 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:06,022 I don't believe this. Oh, Jesus! 524 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,486 Phew! 525 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,700 Hi. 526 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,371 Hi. 527 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,169 That's a nice uniform. 528 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,342 Great buttons. 529 00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:37,345 Buttons? 530 00:59:58,304 --> 01:00:00,452 Taxi! Taxi! 531 01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:02,291 Oh, hell. 532 01:00:09,982 --> 01:00:13,882 You can never get one when you want one. Taxi! 533 01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:17,590 Let me do this. You've got your hands full. 534 01:00:18,908 --> 01:00:23,058 Thanks very much for your help, but I... think I'll walk. 535 01:00:32,213 --> 01:00:35,783 - You got a problem, buddy? - Get out of the way. 536 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,698 Am I keeping you from something? 537 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:42,119 If you're in a hurry, pal, just say so. 538 01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:47,249 People in New York have manners. They don't lean on their horns. 539 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,426 Jesus. Who's your dentist, Tiffany's? 540 01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:59,098 What are you doing to that boy? 541 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:01,933 Unnecessary use of the horn, officer. 542 01:01:01,951 --> 01:01:06,227 I'll be "unnecessary use of my nightstick on your thick skull" if you don't let him go. 543 01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:09,146 Whatever happened to police courtesy? 544 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,815 We save that bullshit for the Upper East Side. 545 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:17,157 I'll kick your white ass if you don't stop kung-fuing that man's throat. Move it! 546 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:21,245 Yes, sir, ma'am, anything you say. You're just doing your duty. 547 01:01:21,262 --> 01:01:23,330 I'm just a law-abiding citizen. 548 01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:29,374 I said move it. 549 01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,709 I don't like it, George. 550 01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:37,052 Have you seen these photos that Stone took? 551 01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:39,968 We've got one phoney-bird colonel playing footsies 552 01:01:39,989 --> 01:01:42,262 with one little Miss Know-it-all 553 01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:46,183 who's dodging tails with one faceless wonder 554 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:51,184 who's so anonymous he doesn't even have any record or fingerprints. 555 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:56,986 They're throwing a secret fraud squad at us and we're fishing in the dark. 556 01:01:57,006 --> 01:02:01,111 Obviously. Before I can shut them down, I need to know who they are. 557 01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:04,990 - Shake some trees, see who falls out. - I've done that and come up empty. 558 01:02:05,014 --> 01:02:10,496 Of course. Because you haven't played hardball, like we did in Tennessee. 559 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:15,792 Let's give them a body, see who claims it. 560 01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:17,634 Start with him. 561 01:02:17,651 --> 01:02:21,255 Couldn't we skip this lesson and move on a bit? 562 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,633 Say, to lesson number 36? 563 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:28,479 Silence! The Emperor Smith is disgusted with your progress. 564 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:30,643 He's not an emperor. 565 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:36,396 Enough. You are using only a fraction of the power in your body and your brain. 566 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,272 Sinanju uses it all. 567 01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:41,776 That is its sole secret, 568 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,494 its only strength. 569 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:49,412 You are here to conquer your childish fear of heights. 570 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:55,415 When you have done so, we shall meet below and start another exercise. 571 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:09,011 27, 28, 29, 30. 572 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:14,270 - You got it, mister. - No problem. Like falling off a log. 573 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,941 I'll take mine now, Frankie. Come on, give it to me. 574 01:04:28,449 --> 01:04:30,517 What are you guys, crazy? 575 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:33,888 - You got no right, up here. - Authorised personnel only. 576 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:38,768 - That's to prevent accidents. - Suicide, that kind of thing. 577 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,816 OK, look. I'm coming down, all right? 578 01:04:41,837 --> 01:04:44,486 Yeah, you sure are. The short way. 579 01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:36,704 End of the line, pal. 580 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:45,853 - He's coming your way! - I got him. 581 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,482 Come on, get him now. 582 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:37,992 I rather enjoyed that. 583 01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:40,741 Eight and a half gainer with a full twist. 584 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,085 Your people did a good job. 585 01:07:44,853 --> 01:07:47,001 All right, let's get out of here. 586 01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:50,342 OK, guys, it's Miller time. 587 01:09:11,273 --> 01:09:15,128 I tried to grab him. He must've slipped. Whee! 588 01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:16,799 I saw that. 589 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,424 - I'd buy that, Frank. - He's falling down. 590 01:09:20,449 --> 01:09:23,018 - Terrible. - Tragic. 591 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,442 What the hell's going on? 592 01:09:46,475 --> 01:09:48,452 Bastard. 593 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,838 He's behind you. 594 01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:05,427 Go away! 595 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:08,619 Get him. 596 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,964 All right, man. I didn't do nothing. 597 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:33,606 - You can't come over here. - Look out, buddy. 598 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:36,567 No! That's new cement, man. 599 01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:44,576 Wait! Hey! Hey, buddy! 600 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:47,138 Mac, I could tell you what George Grove had for lunch every day this month. 601 01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:50,179 But I can't find out a goddamn thing about HARP. 602 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,179 How did he manage that little trick? 603 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:59,480 Good. I'm glad you're both here. We're gonna sort something out. 604 01:12:59,501 --> 01:13:03,697 I was just chased around the Statue of Liberty by a bunch of goons. 605 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:06,532 What were you doing on the Statue of Liberty? 606 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:09,368 Chasing pigeons! Those guys are trying to kill me. 607 01:13:09,386 --> 01:13:12,330 - Who? - Our friend with the Tiffany tooth. 608 01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:16,710 Will somebody tell me what's going on? 609 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:19,875 - If he's on to Remo, he's on to us. - Who's he? 610 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:23,546 Why don't we take him out before he gets any closer? 611 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:29,048 No. I can't do that, Mac. I need more to go on. 612 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,220 Those guys tried to kill me. 613 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:35,062 Mr Williams, CURE is not interested in your personal problems. 614 01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:38,978 CURE sucks, whatever CURE is. 615 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:44,856 Mr Williams, what we can't do here is embarrass the president. 616 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:49,325 Now, a man named Grove has discovered your existence. 617 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:53,322 But before CURE becomes visible, 618 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:55,915 we must all disappear without a trace. 619 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,910 How do you plan to do that? 620 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:01,003 Simple. 621 01:14:02,731 --> 01:14:07,587 Harold W. Smith, assistant research manager, found dead in his office. 622 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,383 Massive coronary. 623 01:14:10,613 --> 01:14:12,715 I keep this pill in my pocket. 624 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:18,476 Another man is found in the stockroom of a men's haberdashery, 625 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,394 his head blown off. 626 01:14:26,921 --> 01:14:29,319 Where does that leave me? 627 01:14:29,341 --> 01:14:33,287 It leaves you with your slant-eyed little buddy, Chiun. 628 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,451 He's got your number. 629 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,882 It should be fast and painless. 630 01:14:50,862 --> 01:14:53,806 Hey, boys, we're not there yet. 631 01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:58,850 But we'd better have a look at the HARP and come up with something soon, 632 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:01,393 or we will have to vacate this office. 633 01:15:01,414 --> 01:15:04,939 So you and I are going to visit Mr Grave's plant. 634 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:09,815 Allegheny, 10 o'clock, gate 23. 635 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,488 Don't be late. 636 01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:22,138 There is something you wish to ask? 637 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,395 The answer is yes. 638 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:35,868 If the Emperor Smith so ordered it, I would have to kill you. 639 01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:39,450 It is in the contract. 640 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,703 Cliff wants you. 641 01:18:13,565 --> 01:18:17,761 - Chiun teach you that? - No. 642 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,505 Anti-personnel mine. Korea. 643 01:18:43,553 --> 01:18:45,747 See you back at the fence. 644 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,160 What lesson number was dogs, Chiun? 645 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:39,633 Try to get up here, you sons of bitches. 646 01:20:21,109 --> 01:20:23,382 You're not your average sons of bitches. 647 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,499 Try that, you mother. 648 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,070 Remo! 649 01:25:00,388 --> 01:25:03,037 - What happened? - Oh, man, I blew it. 650 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,921 Don't worry. I think I got what we need here. Come on. 651 01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:21,058 Grab that dozer. 652 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,901 Move it! 653 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:08,431 Jump! 654 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,098 Get this to Smith. 655 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:50,157 He won't be with us for much longer. 656 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:52,535 Has he talked yet? 657 01:27:53,853 --> 01:27:55,500 Get Stone. 658 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,610 HARP... 659 01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:23,233 The so-called cornerstone of defence for this nation for the next decade. 660 01:28:23,257 --> 01:28:24,529 What about it? 661 01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:28,075 What about it? There is none. It doesn't exist. 662 01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:32,207 But I saw the damn thing, It blew up in my face. 663 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,746 I know. 664 01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:38,213 What you saw was a fake, it was window-dressing. It doesn't exist. 665 01:28:38,230 --> 01:28:43,336 Before you got close enough to figure it out, poof. Self-destruct. 666 01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:49,471 Blew our only hard piece of evidence right out of court. 667 01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:53,721 Hell, I bet this guy's filing for his fire insurance claims right now. 668 01:28:55,206 --> 01:28:58,981 I gotta take my hat off to this Mr Grove, Remo. 669 01:28:59,001 --> 01:29:02,651 He'll get his appropriations for HARP 2 and HARP 3, 670 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:07,447 and in six months' time nobody will even ask him what happened to HARP 1. 671 01:29:08,636 --> 01:29:11,615 You think it's funny? 672 01:29:11,639 --> 01:29:15,994 Mac gives his life to get that stuff so you can nail the bastard, 673 01:29:16,018 --> 01:29:19,748 but he's gonna get away with it and we can't stop him? 674 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:24,130 You can stop him, son. 675 01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:31,057 Just tell me where he is. 676 01:29:31,075 --> 01:29:33,678 Mount Promise. 677 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:38,148 But it's got to look like one of Chiun's perfect accidents. 678 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,978 It'll be my pleasure. 679 01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:06,882 Major, nice to see you again. 680 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:10,764 I feel I owe you an apology. 681 01:30:10,781 --> 01:30:14,556 I get annoyed when someone tells me how to run my business. 682 01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:19,557 But you're just doing your job, and pretty darned well, by the looks of it. 683 01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:24,778 The important thing is that we're both working for the same side, right? 684 01:30:24,795 --> 01:30:28,445 Yes, Mr Grove. Speaking of work, I have a lot to do. 685 01:30:28,465 --> 01:30:30,192 Carry on, Major. 686 01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:36,540 Actually, General, there was one point I wanted to clear up with the Major. 687 01:30:36,557 --> 01:30:41,879 - What have you got there? - Just a small matter of national security. 688 01:30:44,315 --> 01:30:46,463 Who are you working for? 689 01:30:50,863 --> 01:30:56,595 Let me explain something to you, Mr Grove. A: I don't like being spied on. 690 01:30:57,369 --> 01:31:01,190 B: you have no right to make accusations that you cannot prove. 691 01:31:01,206 --> 01:31:05,027 And C: I have no idea who these men are or who they work for. 692 01:31:05,044 --> 01:31:08,648 So if you'll excuse me, General, I have things to attend to. 693 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:38,344 Hi. Er... Remember me? 694 01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:44,233 Oh, yes. I remember you, all right. 695 01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:46,727 You just set my career back a decade. 696 01:31:46,752 --> 01:31:50,777 I'm supposed to be your accomplice. Who the hell are you? 697 01:31:56,011 --> 01:32:00,207 - I could march you into that building now. - But you won't. 698 01:32:00,224 --> 01:32:03,874 Who are you to give me orders? Army Intelligence? 699 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:11,005 You are Army Intelligence? 700 01:32:13,779 --> 01:32:15,881 It's the AR-60, isn't it? 701 01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:21,353 No wonder I've been having trouble getting information. 702 01:32:21,370 --> 01:32:24,599 We've been working on the same thing. I'm sorry. 703 01:32:24,623 --> 01:32:28,148 I don't know your name or rank. Do I salute you? 704 01:32:29,378 --> 01:32:31,276 You salute me. 705 01:32:36,927 --> 01:32:40,873 Major Fleming, hi, I'm Jim Wilson, Grove Industries. 706 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:43,162 General Watson asked me to contact you. 707 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:46,878 He tells me you're concerned about our AR-60s. 708 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,714 Damn right. It's time this problem was taken seriously. 709 01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:55,429 That's why I'm here. I've got one set up on C range. I can run you down there. 710 01:32:55,446 --> 01:32:58,220 I'd appreciate that, Mr Wilson. Let's go. 711 01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:04,434 What are you waiting for, soldier? A presidential invitation? 712 01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:17,617 The only thing our guys could figure out 713 01:33:17,634 --> 01:33:21,329 was that the retaining ring hadn't been bolted down correctly. 714 01:33:21,346 --> 01:33:24,165 It doesn't click on like a bayonet joint. 715 01:33:24,183 --> 01:33:28,504 If some dumb dogface doesn't follow specs and tries to force it, it'll malfunction. 716 01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:32,466 Malfunction? When a piece of metal blows someone's head off, 717 01:33:32,483 --> 01:33:35,837 that isn't malfunction, it's defective manufacture. 718 01:33:35,861 --> 01:33:39,932 It means that your company allowed a design error to creep in. 719 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,722 Did you run the 310 test and the 480 sequence? 720 01:33:42,743 --> 01:33:46,643 - No. I think we're gonna find blowback. - Blowback? 721 01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:51,394 If that retaining ring is misaligned, a bullet could jam in the barrel. 722 01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:56,194 At 20 rounds a second at full automatic, the results would be catastrophic. 723 01:33:56,215 --> 01:33:58,317 Catastrophic is not the word. 724 01:33:58,342 --> 01:34:02,913 I must tell you that the army has long suspected Grove Industries of... 725 01:34:03,889 --> 01:34:06,868 What the hell is going on? 726 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:55,336 Give it five minutes. Don't forget to unlock the safety catches. 727 01:34:55,357 --> 01:34:58,336 Got to look like a nice little accident. 728 01:36:24,738 --> 01:36:27,387 That's for my friends at the statue. 729 01:36:34,456 --> 01:36:36,558 This one's for me. 730 01:37:22,587 --> 01:37:27,488 So listen to this, George. Four putts. Four putts, mind you! 731 01:37:28,218 --> 01:37:31,492 I thought he'd have a stroke. And I'd have claimed it. 732 01:37:31,513 --> 01:37:37,165 Sir, there's been a serious incident at the gas testing area. Fatal, I'm afraid. 733 01:37:37,185 --> 01:37:40,209 - That's terrible. - What happened? 734 01:37:41,273 --> 01:37:43,341 One of your assistants, Mr Grove. 735 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:52,430 The first thing I'm gonna do is file a 1611. 736 01:37:52,451 --> 01:37:56,021 If that doesn't work, I'm gonna nail him with a 1098. 737 01:37:56,037 --> 01:37:58,515 Who were those bastards? 738 01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:02,895 Wilson's gonna wish he'd never been born by the time I've finished. 739 01:38:02,919 --> 01:38:05,397 What the hell was he was doing? 740 01:38:05,422 --> 01:38:07,570 Thank you. 741 01:38:07,591 --> 01:38:12,242 By the way, I guess I should also thank you for getting me out of there. 742 01:38:14,055 --> 01:38:17,375 I remember passing out and then... 743 01:38:25,150 --> 01:38:27,344 I think we'd better keep moving. 744 01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:37,600 Hey, hey! That's not the way. The camp is up there. 745 01:38:37,621 --> 01:38:40,065 I know. That's why we're going this way. 746 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:44,061 I've got to report this to General Watson. Those people tried to kill us. 747 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:45,903 - Major Fleming... - Rayner. 748 01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:50,652 I hate to pull rank, but I want Grove Industries as bad as you do, right? 749 01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:55,246 Let's do it my way. Neat and tidy. All wrapped up in one package. 750 01:38:55,263 --> 01:38:59,209 - How does that sound? - Sounds good to me. Sir. 751 01:38:59,226 --> 01:39:03,422 Gentlemen, as of now this base is on Alpha One alert. 752 01:39:03,438 --> 01:39:07,088 This is not an exercise. I repeat, this is not an exercise. 753 01:39:07,108 --> 01:39:11,714 Military secrets have been stolen and Major Fleming is missing. 754 01:39:11,738 --> 01:39:15,058 Our infrared heat sensors indicate two targets 755 01:39:15,075 --> 01:39:17,769 moving west toward the perimeter of the camp. 756 01:39:17,786 --> 01:39:20,435 They must be intercepted and detained. 757 01:39:20,455 --> 01:39:24,059 Sir, if there's resistance, do we return fire? 758 01:39:26,461 --> 01:39:30,657 The security of the United States is at risk. What do you think? 759 01:39:30,674 --> 01:39:33,823 Gentlemen, you have your orders. 760 01:39:49,442 --> 01:39:51,965 I haven't eaten this good in weeks. 761 01:39:52,654 --> 01:39:54,301 - How are you feeling? - Fine. 762 01:39:54,322 --> 01:39:56,174 - Sure? - Sure. 763 01:39:57,951 --> 01:40:00,053 We're gonna be down at the lake. 764 01:40:32,777 --> 01:40:34,879 You are deaf. 765 01:40:34,905 --> 01:40:38,100 I have been stomping around here for ten minutes, 766 01:40:38,116 --> 01:40:43,268 while you talk nonsense with this... woman. 767 01:40:43,288 --> 01:40:45,561 It's a pleasure to meet you, too. 768 01:40:45,582 --> 01:40:49,858 Even worse, you and the woman gorge yourself on sweets. 769 01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:51,696 I do have a name. 770 01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:54,657 Women should stay home and make babies. 771 01:40:57,302 --> 01:40:59,496 Preferably man child. 772 01:41:01,932 --> 01:41:04,376 I see you both went to the same charm school. 773 01:41:04,392 --> 01:41:06,915 He always talks like that. He's Korean. 774 01:41:06,937 --> 01:41:10,132 I see. That's why he lives in a forest. 775 01:41:10,148 --> 01:41:13,718 No, he's here for a special purpose. To kill me. 776 01:41:13,735 --> 01:41:19,933 Not so. I am here to see that you do not bring shame to the house of Sinanju. 777 01:41:19,950 --> 01:41:22,098 If I do, then you kill me. 778 01:41:22,118 --> 01:41:27,520 That I would do reluctantly because you have been a good pupil, for a white man. 779 01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:31,645 I see. So that makes everything OK, does it? 780 01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:34,697 You are very skinny. 781 01:42:08,790 --> 01:42:11,564 Why don't you try tightening the pinion nuts first? 782 01:42:11,584 --> 01:42:16,986 If I do that, I won't be able to line up the splines, dummy. 783 01:42:17,007 --> 01:42:19,906 Sure don't make 'em like they used to. 784 01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:22,745 I'll tell Lee lacocca you said that. 785 01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:26,408 Damn, what'd you do? 786 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,392 The brakes! 787 01:43:16,941 --> 01:43:19,135 Jesus! Jump. 788 01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:54,211 - You all right? - I'm fine. 789 01:43:54,229 --> 01:43:56,457 You all right, Chiun? 790 01:44:03,071 --> 01:44:06,300 - Oh! - Oh, Christ. 791 01:44:46,156 --> 01:44:48,975 Oh, God. Chiun. 792 01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:15,369 In Korea, door handles do not break. 793 01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:18,875 Chiun! 794 01:45:20,815 --> 01:45:22,667 Chiun, are you all right? 795 01:45:27,822 --> 01:45:31,017 - Are you hurt? - No. 796 01:45:31,034 --> 01:45:33,978 When you approach middle age, 797 01:45:33,995 --> 01:45:37,440 there is a tendency towards bruising, my son. 798 01:45:37,457 --> 01:45:41,482 What? What did you call me? 799 01:45:43,671 --> 01:45:46,274 I call you a clumsy oaf. 800 01:45:46,299 --> 01:45:48,618 You drive like a monkey in heat! 801 01:45:53,348 --> 01:45:56,918 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 802 01:45:56,935 --> 01:46:00,005 And why should I not be? 803 01:46:00,021 --> 01:46:01,998 What are we gonna do now? 804 01:46:02,023 --> 01:46:06,469 You're gonna stay with Chiun. He'll probably teach you to breathe. 805 01:46:06,486 --> 01:46:09,760 - I have a job to finish. - Remo! 806 01:46:12,283 --> 01:46:15,102 Do not embarrass us. 807 01:46:15,119 --> 01:46:16,766 I won't. 808 01:46:20,625 --> 01:46:22,147 Little father. 809 01:46:32,095 --> 01:46:35,449 This is ridiculous. Do you know what he's doing? 810 01:46:35,473 --> 01:46:37,917 - They'll arrest him and court-martial him. - Silence. 811 01:46:37,934 --> 01:46:43,165 They'll lock him up for good and you just stand there. Why don't you help him? 812 01:46:45,942 --> 01:46:50,263 Lesson 22. Blessed silence. 813 01:47:08,006 --> 01:47:10,279 'This is Pine Tree Command. 814 01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:13,700 'Gentlemen, I hope we're in for some good hunting today. 815 01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:17,165 'Prepare to copy your sector priorities. 816 01:47:17,181 --> 01:47:21,286 'That includes you and your little buddies down there, Liebowitz.' 817 01:47:21,311 --> 01:47:24,756 - Go ahead, Pine Tree. - 'All stations to Situ One. 818 01:47:24,772 --> 01:47:28,342 'That means pull your fingers outta your ears. We're live this morning.' 819 01:47:28,359 --> 01:47:31,759 - 'Pine Tree, this is Mistletoe.' - 'Come in, Mistletoe.' 820 01:47:31,779 --> 01:47:34,382 Bearing 1-2-0. We have contact. 821 01:47:34,407 --> 01:47:36,601 - 'Targets heading west.' - 'Range?' 822 01:47:36,617 --> 01:47:38,685 '3.6 and closing.' 823 01:47:38,703 --> 01:47:43,104 'That's a rog. Thank you, Mistletoe. Pine Tree, all stations go to Situ 2. 824 01:47:43,124 --> 01:47:47,354 'Go to Situ 2. This is not an exercise. We are live.' 825 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:50,982 This is Redwood. We have triangulation. 826 01:47:51,007 --> 01:47:56,113 Alpha, seven, one, two, Zulu, zero, zero, nine. 827 01:47:56,137 --> 01:47:57,955 Target entering carpet area. 828 01:47:57,972 --> 01:48:01,702 'This is Bandit Chief. Go to Situ 3. Lock and load.' 829 01:48:01,726 --> 01:48:05,126 - 'On your command, Bandit Chief.' - Prime. 830 01:48:05,146 --> 01:48:07,965 Red Four live. Red Five live. 831 01:48:07,982 --> 01:48:11,052 'Pine Tree Command. We show two in the green. 832 01:48:12,153 --> 01:48:15,006 'All sectors secure. Over to you, Bandit Chief.' 833 01:48:15,031 --> 01:48:16,758 Commence pattern. 834 01:49:24,934 --> 01:49:27,378 'This is Pine Tree Command. Good work. 835 01:49:27,395 --> 01:49:31,921 'Prepare to stand down sectors Redwood, Douglas, Cedar, and Mistletoe. 836 01:49:31,941 --> 01:49:35,545 'Mop up command search party to Red Four and report.' 837 01:49:35,570 --> 01:49:37,889 'Roger, Pine Tree. Will comply.' 838 01:49:37,905 --> 01:49:42,476 They better take the Bat Jet. You're not gonna believe this, Pine Tree. 839 01:49:42,493 --> 01:49:46,439 My system indicates human presence 50 metres above the ground. 840 01:49:46,456 --> 01:49:48,854 This sucker must've grown wings! 841 01:49:48,875 --> 01:49:52,445 This is Bandit Chief. I say again, this is Bandit Chief. 842 01:49:52,462 --> 01:49:57,238 Stop your goddamn chattering and give me radio silence and map co-ordinates. 843 01:49:57,258 --> 01:49:59,326 'Coming right up, sir.' 844 01:49:59,343 --> 01:50:02,868 'You are proceeding in a northerly direction.' 845 01:50:02,889 --> 01:50:05,708 Not us, you jackass. The target! 846 01:50:05,725 --> 01:50:09,921 'Yes, sir. Foxtrot, four, six, four. 847 01:50:09,937 --> 01:50:15,043 'Zulu, five, zero, five, heading toward the lake.' 848 01:50:27,121 --> 01:50:29,223 Stop! 849 01:50:30,208 --> 01:50:34,779 All right, soldier. Nail that commie son of a bitch. 850 01:50:34,795 --> 01:50:36,522 Get him. 851 01:50:37,548 --> 01:50:39,821 That guy's going nowhere, sir. 852 01:50:45,431 --> 01:50:47,499 Oh, no! 853 01:50:52,188 --> 01:50:55,007 - Shit. - Are you out of your mind, George? 854 01:50:55,024 --> 01:50:57,422 It's your ass too, Scott. 855 01:51:21,217 --> 01:51:25,914 - Damn. Get me more ammo! - He's getting away, George. 856 01:51:25,930 --> 01:51:28,829 I can see that. What are you waiting for? 857 01:52:46,344 --> 01:52:50,165 'Pine Tree Command. Come in, Bandit Chief. Over.' 858 01:53:18,959 --> 01:53:21,437 Stop right there! 859 01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:32,615 I used to be interested in who you work for. Now I don't give a damn. 860 01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:35,118 You're a dangerous liability, my friend. 861 01:53:37,228 --> 01:53:39,797 You'll be dead in about 15 seconds. 862 01:53:43,484 --> 01:53:46,804 They'll probably give me a medal for shooting you. 863 01:54:24,108 --> 01:54:25,960 Who are you? 864 01:54:34,034 --> 01:54:36,637 Remo Williams. 865 01:55:05,858 --> 01:55:09,679 'Also found in the wreckage of this tragic accident 866 01:55:09,695 --> 01:55:12,594 'was George S. Grove, chairman of Grove Industries, 867 01:55:12,615 --> 01:55:15,889 'many times recipient of the presidential medal for excellence 868 01:55:15,910 --> 01:55:18,559 'and well known for his contributions to charity. 869 01:55:18,579 --> 01:55:20,807 'Also killed was Brigadier General Scott...' 870 01:55:33,177 --> 01:55:36,030 - Where's Chiun? - He went to look for you. 871 01:55:42,019 --> 01:55:45,248 First squad, take a right flank. 872 01:55:45,272 --> 01:55:48,000 Be careful, they may be armed. 873 01:55:48,025 --> 01:55:52,631 Watch the Major. She's a woman and she's on our side. 874 01:55:52,655 --> 01:55:54,928 There he is. 875 01:56:07,253 --> 01:56:09,481 Careful, men. Hold your fire. 876 01:56:43,163 --> 01:56:45,641 You must run very fast. 877 01:56:48,919 --> 01:56:50,737 Who are you? 878 01:56:50,754 --> 01:56:53,448 Would you believe we're the good guys? 879 01:57:00,097 --> 01:57:02,291 Are you all right, Major? 880 01:57:02,308 --> 01:57:04,160 Oh, yes. Fine. 881 01:57:05,019 --> 01:57:07,793 Everything's fine. 882 01:57:07,813 --> 01:57:09,085 Faster! 883 01:57:09,106 --> 01:57:11,504 Sometimes you're a real pain in the ass. 884 01:57:11,525 --> 01:57:16,597 That is because it is the shortest route to your brain! 885 01:57:16,614 --> 01:57:19,684 - But we must hurry. - What's the rush? 886 01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:24,021 We must return in time to see if Jim is truly going to walk. 887 01:57:24,038 --> 01:57:25,264 What? 888 01:57:25,289 --> 01:57:27,608 Or has the doctor merely told him so, 889 01:57:27,625 --> 01:57:31,229 because he hopes to get a new wing for the hospital from his stepmother? 890 01:57:31,253 --> 01:57:33,401 Chiun, you're incredible. 891 01:57:33,422 --> 01:57:35,365 No... 892 01:57:35,382 --> 01:57:37,905 I am better than that.