1
00:00:47,693 --> 00:00:51,322
Death to he
who sets a leprechaun free.

2
00:00:51,397 --> 00:00:55,697
Steal his gold,
it will corrupt your soul, you see.

3
00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:59,863
For many a moon,
the legend has grown.

4
00:00:59,938 --> 00:01:04,705
Death toll increases,
solution unknown.

5
00:01:06,145 --> 00:01:09,876
Beware the evil wanderer,
in search of his loot.

6
00:01:09,948 --> 00:01:13,907
Lest ye suffer the wrath
of his golden flute.

7
00:01:15,387 --> 00:01:18,720
Flee while you can,
the future's not good...

8
00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:23,626
For no one is safe
from a lep in the hood.

9
00:01:25,364 --> 00:01:27,730
( laughing )

10
00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,218
( railcar passing )

11
00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:45,032
This map you bought
was bullshit.

12
00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:47,663
Man, it got to be
down here somewhere.

13
00:03:47,739 --> 00:03:49,400
Do you see any gold, fool?

14
00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:54,675
The burger's probably still good.

15
00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:57,580
The burger's probably good, huh?

16
00:03:57,649 --> 00:03:59,344
What you talking about, man?

17
00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:08,555
What the fuck?

18
00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:11,289
Holy shit!

19
00:04:11,363 --> 00:04:14,491
You midget Midas motherfucker.

20
00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,966
Yo, Slug, look at this shit.

21
00:04:21,406 --> 00:04:23,203
( laughing )

22
00:04:23,642 --> 00:04:25,132
Oh, shit.

23
00:04:29,915 --> 00:04:32,440
That's it.
lt's all here, baby.

24
00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:42,621
That's all l want, right here.

25
00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:46,794
You collect the rest
of this stuff, man.

26
00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:55,600
Now we're moving on up
to the East Side.

27
00:05:17,929 --> 00:05:20,989
Yeah, that's it.
That's all l needed.

28
00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:22,761
( Leprechaun chuckles )

29
00:05:43,155 --> 00:05:45,214
( moans and gasps )

30
00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:16,009
Ah... free at last.
Free at last.

31
00:06:16,088 --> 00:06:18,818
Thank God almighty.
Free at last.

32
00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,729
Goddangit.

33
00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:49,152
Come on, come on.
l'll knock you...

34
00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:15,412
Stealing me gold
is a sure way to grow old.

35
00:07:18,784 --> 00:07:24,017
Now me little room
will become your tomb.

36
00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:55,981
Got your ass.

37
00:07:57,522 --> 00:07:58,955
Whoo.

38
00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,690
Motown, here l come.

39
00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:10,734
( rap music playing )

40
00:08:10,802 --> 00:08:13,498
Ain't nothin' in this world
gonna be for free...

41
00:08:13,572 --> 00:08:16,837
Everybody's comin' up,
but not like me.

42
00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,809
Somebody's gotta win,
but somebody's gotta lose...

43
00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,540
Live your life right,
good choices choose.

44
00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:25,583
Let no one
try and hold me back...

45
00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:28,847
l'm rippin' up the stage,
Butch rippin' up the track.

46
00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,354
Postmaster P, that's me,
you see...

47
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,551
The P's for <Positive>,
and that's my guarantee.

48
00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:37,595
l got no time
for negativity...

49
00:08:37,662 --> 00:08:40,563
Smooth is my groove,
and fresh my recipe.

50
00:08:40,632 --> 00:08:43,362
Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...

51
00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:46,563
A positive flow to your speakers
is what l'm bringin', see.

52
00:08:46,638 --> 00:08:49,698
The crew and me,
we all got unity...

53
00:08:49,774 --> 00:08:52,538
We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.

54
00:08:52,611 --> 00:08:54,545
( record scratches )
Oh, shit!

55
00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:55,910
( music distorted )

56
00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:05,246
Damn, what the hell happened?

57
00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:07,154
What the fuck y'all did
to the stage?

58
00:09:07,225 --> 00:09:09,750
Too much ammonia?
Not enough nitrogen?

59
00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:12,626
So, whuddup wit' the gig?
We on the bill?

60
00:09:12,697 --> 00:09:15,257
Don't worry about the bill.
You'll get that.

61
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,891
This is our shot out, man.

62
00:09:16,968 --> 00:09:20,369
lf we win this contest, we're going
to the Vegas Hip-Hop Cafe.

63
00:09:20,438 --> 00:09:21,996
We're talking video promo,
publishing rights...

64
00:09:22,073 --> 00:09:23,335
record deals. All that shit.

65
00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:26,605
Only record deal you're getting
is with the the L.A.P.D.

66
00:09:26,678 --> 00:09:30,136
lf you get your shit right,
l might give you another audition.

67
00:09:30,215 --> 00:09:32,046
Now get the fuck out of here.

68
00:09:34,219 --> 00:09:37,552
Shit, l almost get my ass
blown to bits by a virgin.

69
00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:42,116
Shut up, fool. l should have never
told you l was a virgin.

70
00:09:42,193 --> 00:09:44,286
l know you don't know nothing
about no pussy...

71
00:09:44,362 --> 00:09:47,195
but l thought you knew
about that nitrogen trimesteride.

72
00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:51,099
That's nitrogen tri-iodide, fool!
Tri-iodide.

73
00:09:51,169 --> 00:09:53,797
lt's an iodine/ammonia compound.

74
00:09:53,872 --> 00:09:55,965
Fool, you're going to
wind up in a compound.

75
00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,804
The hell with it,
we fucked up.

76
00:09:57,876 --> 00:10:00,470
See, Stray, you're thinking
with a spirit of failure.

77
00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:02,604
You really do need to hook up
some Tony Robbins.

78
00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,706
That big, white
goofy-lookin' mo'fo'?

79
00:10:04,783 --> 00:10:07,149
Always talking about
<if a tree fall in the bathroom...

80
00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:09,379
take time to stop
and smell the forest>...

81
00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:10,819
That ain't right.

82
00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:13,084
See, our unconscious beliefs
control our behavior.

83
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:16,855
Only through daily positive,
positive affirmation can we overcome.

84
00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:21,092
Yeah, well,
affirmate this, motherfuckers.

85
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,657
lf we don't get
this equipment fixed...

86
00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:25,669
we ain't winning no contest...

87
00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,729
we ain't going to no Vegas
and we ain't ever leaving Compton.

88
00:10:28,807 --> 00:10:31,173
The guy said we could
audition again, right?

89
00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,301
What'd it take
to get our shit fixed?

90
00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:35,710
This shit?
A whole lot of money.

91
00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,805
We're fucked.

92
00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:40,316
We just got to think positive.

93
00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:46,153
Jimi Hendrix.

94
00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:50,126
The real Jimi Hendrix.

95
00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:52,322
Boy, where you get this guitar?

96
00:10:52,397 --> 00:10:54,024
lt was my Uncle Junior's.

97
00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:56,431
Yeah, yeah,
he got it from Jimi Hendrix.

98
00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,732
Yeah, that's right,
when they used to play together.

99
00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:03,262
Your Uncle Junior
used to play with Jimi?

100
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:06,572
At Psychedela-Palooza in 1 9 7 1 .

101
00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:10,411
Yeah, that's right.
That's, that's Jimi's guitar.

102
00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:13,144
Psychedela-Palooza?

103
00:11:16,454 --> 00:11:17,978
l never heard of that one before.

104
00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,353
So?

105
00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:22,951
Wait a minute. '7 1 ?
Didn't Jimi die in 1 9 70?

106
00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,225
No, no,
that was Paul McCartney.

107
00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:29,630
So, what'cha give us
for this piece of music history?

108
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,636
l'll give you about five seconds
to get out of my shop.

109
00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:35,434
Come in here bullshitting
with this piece of crap.

110
00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,566
Hey, man, ain't nobody
bullshitting you.

111
00:11:37,642 --> 00:11:39,906
<Stray Bullet>...

112
00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:42,606
Boy, you ain't no gangster.

113
00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:47,482
And <Postmaster P>.
What is that shit?

114
00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:50,020
You ain't ever been
in the military.

115
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:54,081
lt's Postmaster P, 'cause l deliver
a positive message, that's all.

116
00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:56,024
- Positive message?
- Yeah.

117
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,823
<Punk Ass> is more like it.

118
00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,420
And Butch...

119
00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:02,625
Boy, you need to get yourself
some pussy...

120
00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,932
before you blow off your dick
fucking with those chemicals.

121
00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,370
Now, get up out of my shop.

122
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,374
This ain't no charity.

123
00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:15,175
How much you give us
for it, Chow?

124
00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:18,079
ls this Jimi signature for real?

125
00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:20,777
Yeah, who else you know
signs his name like that?

126
00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:26,185
l look stupid?
Everybody know Jimi die in 1 9 70.

127
00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:29,954
You try bullshit Chow?
Get the fuck out.

128
00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,292
Damn, Chow.
Come on, man.

129
00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:35,332
Hey, don't touch.
Don't touch.

130
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:39,434
You leave Chow's store.
Go on!

131
00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:41,472
Hip and Hop
your black ass home.

132
00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:43,234
Hula, hula, go, go, go.

133
00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:45,435
( speaking Chinese )

134
00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,645
What are we supposed to do now?
Rob somebody?

135
00:12:51,716 --> 00:12:54,810
No, man,
we ain't robbin' nobody.

136
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,312
There goes Mack Daddy O'Nasses
right there.

137
00:12:57,388 --> 00:13:00,118
Why do they call him
<Onassis>?

138
00:13:00,191 --> 00:13:02,022
He don't look Greek to me.

139
00:13:02,093 --> 00:13:03,993
He was a pimp, man.

140
00:13:04,062 --> 00:13:07,122
Back in the day,
Mack Daddy <owned asses>.

141
00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:09,632
So now he's got his own
little hip-hop thing goin'.

142
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,828
Yeah--gangster hip-hop.

143
00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:14,770
Man, <bitches and ho's>
ain't all my man knows.

144
00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:27,350
lf it ain't the <Milli Vanilli>
of Compton rap.

145
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,046
l heard you guys were sampling
chipmunk tracks now.

146
00:13:34,492 --> 00:13:36,858
The machine broke, man,
that ain't no chipmunk track.

147
00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:41,160
Yo, we got some new shit.
lt's hot, man. You should hear it.

148
00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,325
What's in it for me?

149
00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:47,394
- What's in it for you?
- Moolah.

150
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:49,463
You could be reppin' us, man.

151
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:53,170
After we win that contest in Vegas,
we gonna be the hottest act around.

152
00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:59,005
Get in.
Better not be wastin' my time.

153
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,815
Oh, shit--!

154
00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:07,585
( music playing )
<Uh--we tight...

155
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:10,526
Uh--that's right.

156
00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,621
Uh--we tight...

157
00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:16,462
Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...

158
00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:19,662
a positive flow to your speakers
is what l'm bringin', see.

159
00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:22,501
The crew and me,
we all got unity.

160
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:25,600
We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.

161
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,975
Do what you gotta do,
comin' from the hood...>

162
00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,980
( music shut off )

163
00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:36,710
lt's not much,
but it's not the worst.

164
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,655
You guys seem hungry.
l'm sure l can do something with you.

165
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,859
We got to change some things.

166
00:14:43,928 --> 00:14:46,556
Like what?

167
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:49,099
This bullshit, all right?

168
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,965
l ain't with that
<save the fuckin' hood> bullshit...

169
00:14:52,036 --> 00:14:55,494
<treat your girl right>.
That shit is wack, all right?

170
00:14:55,573 --> 00:14:58,701
This label, we rap about Uzis,
blowing motherfuckers' heads off.

171
00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:01,142
You know what l'm saying?
Smack your bitch up.

172
00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:05,808
Shoot your motherfuckin' homeboy
in the face type of shit.

173
00:15:05,884 --> 00:15:08,876
Yeah, but Mack Daddy,
that's not what we do, man.

174
00:15:08,953 --> 00:15:11,319
We try to send out
a positive message.

175
00:15:11,389 --> 00:15:13,880
Yeah, l mean, really,
the shit is sellin'--

176
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,585
( ring )

177
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,190
What?

178
00:15:21,099 --> 00:15:22,828
Man, they wanna change everything.

179
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:25,199
- Hey, you wanna be large?
- Yeah.

180
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,238
All right then, you gotta
do what he says.

181
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,773
So you wanna change
everything we did?

182
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,366
Who gives a shit?
lf we're large?

183
00:15:35,113 --> 00:15:36,205
Hey you...

184
00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:38,010
get the fuck away from that.
ls that yours?

185
00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:39,913
Stop touchin' shit.

186
00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:42,282
Go over there
with your fuckin' friends.

187
00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:46,655
You fuckin' up.
Watch this fuckin' kid.

188
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:50,557
Mack Daddy:
Hey, you, you listen to me.

189
00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:52,027
You don't wanna fuck with me, okay?

190
00:15:52,096 --> 00:15:55,395
l hope you had sex last night
'cause l'm gonna cut off your dick.

191
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:57,331
Then, l'm gonna feed it
to my pit...

192
00:15:57,402 --> 00:16:00,496
then l'm gonna burn the shit
when it comes out of my dog's ass.

193
00:16:00,571 --> 00:16:02,732
You hear me?
Don't fuck with me, bitch!

194
00:16:04,809 --> 00:16:06,777
What are you guys gonna do?

195
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,007
Yo, Mack Daddy,
l don't know--

196
00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:13,312
You don't know?
Get the fuck outta here.

197
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:16,080
- Hold up, Mack, look--
- Get the fuck outta here!

198
00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:18,645
Let me talk to my boy,
he's trippin'--

199
00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:20,247
You motherfuckers
are wastin' my time.

200
00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:22,850
l got chumps lined up
tryin' to be down with this label.

201
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:25,555
You get no second chance.
Get the fuck out.

202
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,962
Please, let me talk to him.
We wanna do this...

203
00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:30,227
What's the matter with you, kid?
You deaf?

204
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,235
Or are you just dumb,
like your mom...?

205
00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,328
l gotta bitch-smack you
like l used to do to her?

206
00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:36,930
- Let me tell you something--
- Check yourself, kid.

207
00:16:37,008 --> 00:16:39,272
Don't even fuck around.
Just get out.

208
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,711
You and your homeboys,
fucked up. This is real.

209
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,907
Get these fuckin' losers out.

210
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:50,051
Man, fuck him.
l ain't no loser.

211
00:16:52,857 --> 00:16:55,325
Man, this shit broker
than we is.

212
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:58,226
Unless one of y'all big head niggas
win the lotto tomorrow...

213
00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:01,094
we can forget about the contest,
and goin' to Las Vegas.

214
00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:04,157
Now you talkin',
motherfucker.

215
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:05,964
The lotto.

216
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:08,369
The lotto's hangin' around
that yard jockey's neck at Mack's.

217
00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:10,304
l've been thinkin'...

218
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,003
everybody knows Mack be out
partyin' every night, right?

219
00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:17,537
We bust in there, grab the gold piece
off that yard jockey, huh?

220
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:22,479
Oh, we just gonna
break into Mack's, huh?

221
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:24,612
We gonna bust in there
and steal his shit, right?

222
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:27,522
Stick 'em up, motherfucker!
Mack, gimme your shit.

223
00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:29,958
Yo, l'm serious, goddamnit!

224
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,326
That shit got to be hot.

225
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:36,265
We take that shit, we pawn that shit,
and get some new gear.

226
00:17:36,334 --> 00:17:38,393
Stray, we can't do that, man.

227
00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:41,199
He ain't gonna report that stolen.
That shit got to be hot.

228
00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:43,638
Stray, if we do that,
we ain't no better than Mack is.

229
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:50,044
lt's okay to play a bullshit scam
on Jackie Dee and Chow--

230
00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:53,481
but you too high and mighty
when it comes down to the real deal.

231
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,042
Look, man, that was different,
and you know it.

232
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,281
How you think that motherfucker
got where he is?

233
00:17:58,356 --> 00:18:01,621
He's done worse shit than us,
keepin' us brothers down...

234
00:18:01,692 --> 00:18:03,751
controlling who gets out
and who don't...

235
00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:07,025
lt's time somebody took
something back, took some action.

236
00:18:07,098 --> 00:18:09,066
Kinda like Robin Hood...

237
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,624
lnstead, we gonna be
<robbin' in the hood.>

238
00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:14,330
Only with Uzis and AK's, baby.

239
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,176
We talking about guns, now, too?

240
00:18:20,244 --> 00:18:22,212
You tell me, Post--
how else we gonna do it?

241
00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:26,775
Fuck that, man.
l'll see y'all on <Judge Judy>.

242
00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:34,480
We meet at MacKenzie Park,
6:30.

243
00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:38,718
We just playin'
the cards we're dealt, man.

244
00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,957
Like Mack said,
<ain't nothin' but a hip-hop thing.>

245
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,264
Business in the hood.

246
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:52,635
- You ain't scared?
- Hell, no, l ain't scared.

247
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,304
- Ready to do this?
- Yeah, l'm ready to do this.

248
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,609
Let's do this.

249
00:18:57,682 --> 00:19:00,276
- My nigga, man.
- l love you, man.

250
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:03,149
- Shit. Let's go to Vegas.
- Word. Let's do this, homie.

251
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,557
Who the fuck is that?

252
00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:14,223
- lt's Post, man.
- Post?

253
00:19:14,298 --> 00:19:17,358
So what's the deal?
We gonna do this shit, or what?

254
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:21,898
My nigga!

255
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,469
Let's do this.
l love you, my friend.

256
00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,670
Look at this, y'all!

257
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:29,337
Let's get money, baby.

258
00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:32,280
- Yeah, baby.
- Yeah!

259
00:19:55,139 --> 00:19:57,300
Hey Post,
look in that desk.

260
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:16,656
Oh--!

261
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:18,558
Yo, Post!

262
00:20:19,564 --> 00:20:21,259
Clear.
We goin' hot!

263
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,767
What the fuck...?

264
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,499
Oh, shit!

265
00:20:38,516 --> 00:20:40,814
Stray:
Oh, shit, you done killed
that motherfucker!

266
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:46,281
Get the gold
off that motherfucker, man.

267
00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,742
( laughter )

268
00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:17,187
Unhand me gold,
you thieving hoods.

269
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:19,849
You got more loot
than Tiger Woods.

270
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,789
- What the fuck is that?
- l don't know...

271
00:21:21,859 --> 00:21:23,850
Chuckie on crack!
Shoot that motherfucker!

272
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:40,902
Come on, y'all!

273
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,635
( cackling )

274
00:22:06,337 --> 00:22:08,100
Leprechaun:
Come hither, me hand.
Come here.

275
00:22:08,172 --> 00:22:11,630
Together we will shake them
with fear.

276
00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:16,575
( laughter )

277
00:22:23,054 --> 00:22:25,318
A lot of time
has come and passed.

278
00:22:27,425 --> 00:22:31,020
But still l see,
you're a big, fat ass.

279
00:22:39,437 --> 00:22:41,803
Mack Daddy:
Goddamn phone.

280
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,003
This is Mack.
l'm at the Parrot.

281
00:22:45,076 --> 00:22:47,067
Bring your ass down here
and bring some fuckin' guns.

282
00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,806
Big shit. Ugly shit.
Machine guns. lt's goin' down.

283
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,541
This shit is real.
Come, now!

284
00:22:53,184 --> 00:22:55,482
Get the hell outta here.

285
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,257
Cool out.

286
00:23:11,869 --> 00:23:14,337
Shit...
calm down.

287
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:19,839
( cackling )

288
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,053
Nigga...

289
00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:32,783
get you some, okay?

290
00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:34,722
That's what you need;
you need chronic.

291
00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:36,987
Take it easy, bro'.

292
00:23:37,862 --> 00:23:41,025
You need to relax...
cool out.

293
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:45,200
Smoke a joint.

294
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,501
Yeah.

295
00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:52,804
Mmmm...

296
00:23:52,877 --> 00:23:55,038
Curious aroma.

297
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,892
lnteresting blend.

298
00:24:11,962 --> 00:24:14,829
<lnteresting>, bullshit.
That's the bomb, right there.

299
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,962
<The bomb>?

300
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:26,137
Ahh--
the bomb.

301
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:31,309
A friend with weed,
is a friend, indeed.

302
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:37,053
But, a friend with gold,
is the best, l'm told.

303
00:24:45,162 --> 00:24:46,754
( cry of pain )

304
00:24:46,831 --> 00:24:48,321
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?

305
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,559
- Gold.
- Gold, who?

306
00:24:49,633 --> 00:24:51,828
Gold finger.

307
00:24:51,902 --> 00:24:53,392
( screaming )

308
00:24:58,209 --> 00:25:01,076
Now, find me gold
in record time...

309
00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:04,512
or you'll suffer
a bloody, hideous crime.

310
00:25:04,582 --> 00:25:07,415
( hysterical laughter )

311
00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:09,180
l'm gonna kill that
little green motherfucker.

312
00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,721
Look at my fuckin' finger!
l'll kill his fuckin' ass!

313
00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:18,192
Hey--!

314
00:25:18,262 --> 00:25:23,029
God-damn!
You little ugly motherfucker.

315
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,501
On the ghost of Jack Sprat,
you must be trippin'!

316
00:25:32,009 --> 00:25:34,170
Mother-fuck it!

317
00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,270
( dance music playing )

318
00:25:36,347 --> 00:25:39,441
What's that?

319
00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:41,144
lt's rap.

320
00:25:41,218 --> 00:25:42,242
<Rap>?

321
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:46,119
Rap, as in:
l'm gonna take this...

322
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,488
and wrap it around
your scrawny, little, ugly ass!

323
00:26:01,906 --> 00:26:04,773
( laughter )

324
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:12,605
This is my prime gear.

325
00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:16,380
This better be the best you got
in this sorry motherfucker.

326
00:26:16,453 --> 00:26:18,978
Look at it.
You see what it is.

327
00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:20,387
Come on, look.

328
00:26:20,457 --> 00:26:23,255
How much for all of this?

329
00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:24,726
Tell you what l'll do.

330
00:26:24,795 --> 00:26:28,356
l'll give you all this gear
for everything you got in that bag.

331
00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:33,095
Nah, we need gear,
operating funds...

332
00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:39,768
You're drivin' a hard bargain.
l'll tell you what...

333
00:26:39,843 --> 00:26:45,509
l'll give you all this gear,
and $500.

334
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:47,414
- Six.
- 525.

335
00:26:47,484 --> 00:26:49,008
- 575.
- 550.

336
00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:49,814
Deal.

337
00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:54,420
What about my warranty?

338
00:26:54,491 --> 00:26:58,825
You don't get no warranty.
You're lucky you don't get a warrant .

339
00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:03,965
( soft melody )

340
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,483
What...?

341
00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:35,757
Are we done, or what?

342
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,393
Uh... yeah.

343
00:27:43,073 --> 00:27:46,167
Yeah, pack that shit up, man.
We'll take it.

344
00:27:54,318 --> 00:27:55,979
Yeah. You like that, huh?
Smell that.

345
00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:59,511
Back up, motherfucker...
before l smack the shit outta you.

346
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:04,584
Chow, we need some party supplies.
We wanna celebrate.

347
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,755
Like the big dogs we is.

348
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:09,162
Chow:
You strike it rich.

349
00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:11,793
Hell, yeah, we struck it rich.
What do you think?

350
00:28:11,869 --> 00:28:15,999
l told you we would.
Time to get some poontang.

351
00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:17,734
Chow:
You get down and jiggy
with bitches and ho's?

352
00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:19,799
That's right, Chow.

353
00:28:19,877 --> 00:28:23,040
What? You big time funky
hip-hop rappers now?

354
00:28:23,113 --> 00:28:25,911
- You know, just about.
- What does it look like?

355
00:28:25,983 --> 00:28:29,214
We're goin' to Vegas.
We're about to win a contest.

356
00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:31,186
You do rap video yet?

357
00:28:31,255 --> 00:28:35,055
You do video, Chow dance.
Chow dance.

358
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:39,585
No, l don't think we'll be
having you in our video, but...

359
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,295
Chow know many dances.

360
00:28:44,368 --> 00:28:46,859
Chow do the ''Funky Peasant''.

361
00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:50,100
Chow get down hard
with his bad self.

362
00:28:50,174 --> 00:28:52,074
Shake his nasty groove thing.

363
00:28:54,511 --> 00:28:56,103
Chow no fake the funk,
uh-uh.

364
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,205
Chow keep it real.

365
00:29:01,185 --> 00:29:03,210
Chow have the music in me.

366
00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,506
What...?

367
00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:32,071
We done here, or what?

368
00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:39,820
Yeah...

369
00:29:39,890 --> 00:29:42,120
Hey, Chow...

370
00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:45,389
Bring that shit out, man.

371
00:29:45,462 --> 00:29:47,191
No dead shit, man.

372
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:49,926
Chow one nasty mother.

373
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,797
That's right, you nasty.

374
00:29:56,673 --> 00:30:00,575
ln a matter of time,
the flute will be mine.

375
00:30:05,983 --> 00:30:07,974
The party's over
for those stealin' motherfuckers.

376
00:30:08,051 --> 00:30:10,019
l'm gonna kill them all.

377
00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:12,555
Then, l got something for that
little green piece of shit.

378
00:30:17,294 --> 00:30:19,353
Fuck, they got the flute.

379
00:30:19,429 --> 00:30:23,422
We gotta get that back
or our party's over... fuck.

380
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,593
What are you doin'
just standin' there?

381
00:30:25,669 --> 00:30:28,194
Go get with them motherfuckers.

382
00:30:38,816 --> 00:30:40,750
What do you know?

383
00:30:40,818 --> 00:30:43,685
They dropped something.

384
00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:48,489
Little bastards are in for more shit
than they ever dreamed.

385
00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:55,926
Whoa!

386
00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:57,990
Kinda scared me there, boy.

387
00:30:59,703 --> 00:31:01,796
l ain't buyin' Hallowe'en costumes...

388
00:31:01,872 --> 00:31:04,340
so you better trick-or-treat
your little ass on outta here.

389
00:31:04,408 --> 00:31:07,036
l'm here to claim
me gold and shillings.

390
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:11,308
Now, give 'em back,
or there might be killings.

391
00:31:11,381 --> 00:31:15,977
Don't make me laugh.
You tryin' to rob Jackie Dee?

392
00:31:16,053 --> 00:31:19,045
What gang you belong to?
<The Shrimps>?

393
00:31:39,743 --> 00:31:41,802
Jackie Cee?

394
00:31:45,716 --> 00:31:47,684
Jackie Dee...

395
00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:50,845
Come here,
my big, strong man.

396
00:31:50,921 --> 00:31:52,946
Baby, you look beautiful.

397
00:31:53,023 --> 00:31:56,254
lt's been too long, Jackie...
too long.

398
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:59,193
- But, l don't understand.
- You don't have to. Don't.

399
00:32:00,464 --> 00:32:02,455
l just want you
to love me, baby.

400
00:32:08,272 --> 00:32:11,070
Oh, baby,
l've missed you so bad.

401
00:32:12,142 --> 00:32:15,134
Ooh, Jackie, l want you
to just love me.

402
00:32:17,414 --> 00:32:21,145
Jackie, l've missed you so much.

403
00:32:22,986 --> 00:32:27,082
Oh, baby.
Yes, Jackie.

404
00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,226
Baby, l missed you so bad.

405
00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:45,539
( harsh voice )
Love me, Jackie.

406
00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:52,081
( groaning )

407
00:33:11,001 --> 00:33:13,231
Stray:
Post...

408
00:33:17,975 --> 00:33:20,102
What the hell?
You shook the spot, man.

409
00:33:21,745 --> 00:33:23,679
This shit ain't right, y'all.

410
00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:29,443
We partyin' with money we robbed
from a motherfucker we killed.

411
00:33:31,822 --> 00:33:34,655
l killed.

412
00:33:34,725 --> 00:33:36,852
Post, it ain't like
we planned that shit at Mack's.

413
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:40,556
That shit just got--hectic,
know what l'm sayin' ?

414
00:33:42,432 --> 00:33:44,297
l don't know, man...

415
00:33:44,368 --> 00:33:46,393
but the bottom line is...

416
00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:48,404
it's over.

417
00:33:49,873 --> 00:33:52,273
Things will be different now,
l swear.

418
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:01,283
All right, man.

419
00:34:05,155 --> 00:34:06,850
( gunfire )

420
00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,050
What's up, little bitches?

421
00:34:11,361 --> 00:34:14,057
Y'all niggas' asses is mine.

422
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,363
Shoot me with my own gun?
Steal my shit?

423
00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:22,962
Bust up my motherfuckin' spot?

424
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,837
Post:
Man, l-l'm sorry...

425
00:34:24,908 --> 00:34:26,933
( nervous apologizing )

426
00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:32,574
You can die right here,
or you can jump...

427
00:34:32,649 --> 00:34:35,209
l don't give a fuck,
but you are gonna tell me one thing.

428
00:34:35,285 --> 00:34:37,549
- Where's my fuckin' flute?
- What flute?

429
00:34:37,621 --> 00:34:39,088
Man, we ain't got no flute.

430
00:34:39,156 --> 00:34:41,249
Don't fuckin' play with me!
Where's the goddamn flute!

431
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,292
We don't have no flute, Mack.

432
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,590
You motherfuckers
think l'm bullshittin'.

433
00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,260
l'll blow their
motherfuckin' heads off.

434
00:34:49,332 --> 00:34:51,892
Aw, shit--!
My finger!

435
00:34:54,638 --> 00:34:56,833
Kill those motherfuckers!

436
00:35:02,813 --> 00:35:04,610
Stray:
Come on, y'all!

437
00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,205
Butch:
Let's get outta here.

438
00:35:20,697 --> 00:35:23,222
Fuck, fuck.
Y'all believe that shit?!

439
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,325
That motherfuckin' ground
was sparkin' and shit.

440
00:35:25,402 --> 00:35:27,893
Fucked my knee up, man.

441
00:35:27,971 --> 00:35:30,872
Mack Daddy, his ghost came back
to get our ass, man.

442
00:35:30,941 --> 00:35:32,408
Shut up.

443
00:35:32,476 --> 00:35:35,309
How is somebody smart as you
gonna believe in ghosts?

444
00:35:35,378 --> 00:35:37,005
l told you before, straight...

445
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,810
there be the physical,
then there be the metaphysical.

446
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:42,909
That was some
meta-fuckin'-physical shit back there!

447
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,477
l bet them bullets he was shootin'
was some physical shit.

448
00:35:45,555 --> 00:35:48,319
Who gives a fuck? Physical?
Metaphysical? Who cares?

449
00:35:48,391 --> 00:35:50,882
Mack Daddy's after our asses, y'all.

450
00:35:52,162 --> 00:35:54,130
And he wants this.

451
00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:56,665
Why didn't you give him
that shit back, Post?

452
00:35:56,733 --> 00:36:01,432
Nigga, l was scared...
shit.

453
00:36:01,505 --> 00:36:03,029
Fuck, man,
what are we gonna do?

454
00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:06,439
What can we do?
Lay low.

455
00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:09,775
We just get get to the audition,
win that motherfucker...

456
00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:11,575
and be in Vegas
for the big payoff.

457
00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:14,583
We can keep our gear with us.
Go from place to place...

458
00:36:14,651 --> 00:36:16,812
stay with someone different
every night.

459
00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:20,084
Who the fuck we gonna stay with?
Mack knows everybody in this town.

460
00:36:22,926 --> 00:36:27,920
So, what is it l can do for you,
<Stray Bullet>?

461
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:33,030
<Postmaster P>,
and... Butch?

462
00:36:35,305 --> 00:36:37,102
We're gonna be goin'
on the road soon...

463
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:40,541
gettin' practice,
goin' from place to place...

464
00:36:42,546 --> 00:36:45,106
We thought we'd stay
at your place tonight, then move on.

465
00:36:45,182 --> 00:36:50,484
We need to set up our equipment,
so we could have rehearsal.

466
00:36:50,554 --> 00:36:52,454
Get our groove on.

467
00:36:52,522 --> 00:36:55,958
You know l like to get my groove on.
l love me some company.

468
00:36:57,494 --> 00:37:01,123
l also love me some cash.
You know the drill. Hand it over.

469
00:37:01,198 --> 00:37:02,927
Ain't no scrubs up in here.

470
00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:10,469
Every little bit helps
Miss Fontaine get her operation.

471
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:14,499
Go get your stuff. Go put it out back.
Let me hear you jam.

472
00:37:14,578 --> 00:37:17,103
( cackling )

473
00:37:18,148 --> 00:37:20,548
( heavy breathing )

474
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:24,916
Chow:
Who's there?

475
00:37:29,092 --> 00:37:33,552
Counting ill-gotten gains
will cause you suffering and pain.

476
00:37:35,065 --> 00:37:36,930
Chow:
Who's there?

477
00:38:13,937 --> 00:38:17,600
They call me Stray. You know that
l can pull it with no delay.

478
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:21,542
l'm a waistband...don't you know
l'm from the wasteland...

479
00:38:21,611 --> 00:38:24,136
From the dome, l roam
through the chromozome...

480
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:27,274
Come around, l pound you
in the head with red--

481
00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:29,545
( crash )

482
00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,552
Turn that shit off!

483
00:38:32,622 --> 00:38:34,681
Cut that shit off, man.

484
00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:37,454
What's the matter with you?
People tryin' to sleep here.

485
00:38:37,527 --> 00:38:39,586
Fuckin' assholes.

486
00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:42,257
That's what's wrong
with your bighead ass.

487
00:38:42,332 --> 00:38:44,095
Y'all don't understand
good-ass music.

488
00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,727
Yeah, the hell with you!

489
00:38:49,606 --> 00:38:50,732
Motherfucker.

490
00:38:53,777 --> 00:38:55,938
Fuck this, man.

491
00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:59,743
Where are you going?
You ain't gonna defend my honor?

492
00:38:59,816 --> 00:39:03,843
Come back here,
you sissy motherfuckers.

493
00:39:09,526 --> 00:39:12,427
We really fuckin' suck.

494
00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:17,558
Shit.

495
00:39:51,134 --> 00:39:53,159
Play some more.

496
00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:00,532
Yo, yo, you gotta do
what you gotta do.

497
00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:03,135
Whack the Daddy Mack,
now we ain't got jack.

498
00:40:03,213 --> 00:40:05,511
Butch in full effect,
no, we ain't goin' back.

499
00:40:05,582 --> 00:40:08,107
No more wannabes,
no more <nigga, please>.

500
00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:10,618
Now, we're the big cheese,
who'd wanna say please.

501
00:40:10,687 --> 00:40:12,951
Dope is the track.
Gold got it back...

502
00:40:13,022 --> 00:40:15,490
Better get lost,
next step, that's a fact.

503
00:40:15,558 --> 00:40:18,049
This be the story,
ain't got no glory...

504
00:40:18,128 --> 00:40:20,688
No place to go but up,
that's where it's at!

505
00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:22,129
Yeah.

506
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,825
Here we go.

507
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,596
Here we--
here we go, y'all.

508
00:40:26,669 --> 00:40:28,102
Here we go...

509
00:40:28,171 --> 00:40:30,469
Here we--
here we go.

510
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:32,864
Time for the show.

511
00:40:32,942 --> 00:40:36,844
Do what you gotta do.

512
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,555
Do what you gotta do.

513
00:40:52,629 --> 00:40:55,097
( applause )

514
00:41:14,484 --> 00:41:17,510
( chuckling )

515
00:41:20,323 --> 00:41:22,484
Oh, handy...

516
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,691
Yeah!

517
00:41:28,765 --> 00:41:31,859
- Did we rock that shit?
- Rocked that shit.

518
00:41:31,935 --> 00:41:33,960
Homie, they couldn't get
enough of us.

519
00:41:34,037 --> 00:41:36,005
l could have got me
some pussy.

520
00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:39,007
Straight to Vegas, baby.

521
00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:41,373
Cha-ching, cha-ching,
cha-ching.

522
00:41:41,444 --> 00:41:44,004
- With Mack Daddy on our ass.
- Aw, fuck him.

523
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,173
By the time he finds us...

524
00:41:46,249 --> 00:41:48,080
we're already gonna be large.

525
00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:51,782
He ain't gonna stop
until he gets this.

526
00:41:51,855 --> 00:41:53,914
Shit, give it to him.

527
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:56,015
We can't.

528
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,457
Shit, you boys
was too, too fine tonight.

529
00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:06,794
Good night, boys.

530
00:42:08,471 --> 00:42:12,134
- Who was he talkin' to?
- He was talkin' to your ass.

531
00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:14,768
- He was talking to you.
- He was talkin' to Post.

532
00:42:14,844 --> 00:42:17,312
Fuck that.

533
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,972
You wanna hit that, Post?

534
00:42:34,097 --> 00:42:36,691
Couldn't find your way out, baby?

535
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:39,667
Or, you just didn't wanna leave?

536
00:42:39,736 --> 00:42:44,605
l didn't come to play with fruit.
l only seek me magic flute.

537
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:48,371
That's such a musical way
of putting it.

538
00:42:50,113 --> 00:42:52,308
You just the right size, too...

539
00:42:52,382 --> 00:42:54,680
for Miss Fontaine.

540
00:42:59,889 --> 00:43:03,985
l hope you ain't a screamer
'cause l got me some company.

541
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:06,961
So get your ass up in there.
Come on now.

542
00:43:12,936 --> 00:43:15,769
Why you think Mack Daddy
wants it back so bad?

543
00:43:15,838 --> 00:43:18,272
That ain't no magic flute.
My ass.

544
00:43:20,276 --> 00:43:22,870
( faint scream )

545
00:43:22,946 --> 00:43:24,413
What the fuck was that?

546
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,505
( more screaming )

547
00:43:29,218 --> 00:43:32,517
That's probably Fontaine
havin' a nightmare.

548
00:43:32,589 --> 00:43:34,784
( more screaming )

549
00:43:38,828 --> 00:43:40,921
( screaming continues )

550
00:43:56,312 --> 00:43:59,042
Mr. Funny-Boy got company.

551
00:44:03,653 --> 00:44:06,053
Man, l'm gonna be sick, man.

552
00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:26,999
Shit--that little green motherfucker's
out there, man.

553
00:44:33,816 --> 00:44:38,344
Ohh, shit!
He ain't dead.

554
00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,719
Meta-fuckin'-physical, man.

555
00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:43,953
- What are we gonna do?
- l don't know, man.

556
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:49,224
What the fuck is we gonna do, y'all?

557
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,662
Flute...
where's me flute?

558
00:44:56,539 --> 00:45:00,305
See, the mix of a douche...

559
00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:06,948
and a jelly...

560
00:45:07,016 --> 00:45:11,248
is very, very,
very combustible.

561
00:45:13,856 --> 00:45:16,381
Combustability...

562
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:18,427
plus electricity...

563
00:45:20,797 --> 00:45:22,788
equals flammability.

564
00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:25,197
Damn, you smart, man.

565
00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,012
Post...

566
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:48,489
go over there and cut the light on
when he comes in here.

567
00:45:52,195 --> 00:45:54,459
Stray...

568
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:57,761
go and get the little
motherfucker in here, man.

569
00:46:01,904 --> 00:46:04,600
- Come on, man.
- All right.

570
00:46:10,279 --> 00:46:13,840
Yo, shorty, you ain't even
as big as my dick.

571
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:23,122
( footsteps )

572
00:46:32,401 --> 00:46:34,096
Now, Post, now!

573
00:46:35,471 --> 00:46:37,701
( screaming )

574
00:47:00,496 --> 00:47:03,465
l don't get it.
This piece of shit?

575
00:47:03,533 --> 00:47:05,558
Y'all still don't get it?

576
00:47:05,635 --> 00:47:08,069
We fuckin' with
the spiritual world, man.

577
00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:11,732
We unleashed a whole supernatural
universal wack-pack.

578
00:47:11,808 --> 00:47:14,936
Sanctuary's against that shit.

579
00:47:15,011 --> 00:47:17,946
That's what we need right now,
some sanctuary.

580
00:47:18,014 --> 00:47:20,983
We need to go
to Rev. Hanson's church.

581
00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:24,383
We could slide him some Benjamins,
and stay there for the night.

582
00:47:24,453 --> 00:47:27,286
l gotta see my grandmother,
make sure she's all right.

583
00:47:27,356 --> 00:47:29,586
Post, is that you?

584
00:47:29,659 --> 00:47:32,219
Yeah, it's me, Grandma.
l lost my keys.

585
00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:34,388
Oh, all right.

586
00:47:39,202 --> 00:47:41,295
Hey, Grandma.

587
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:43,497
Boy, where you been?

588
00:47:43,573 --> 00:47:46,337
l needed somebody
to massage my bunions.

589
00:47:46,409 --> 00:47:48,639
l had stuff to do
with Stray and Butch, that's all.

590
00:47:48,711 --> 00:47:52,909
Them lazy-ass hood boys.
You know they ain't good for nothin'.

591
00:47:52,982 --> 00:47:55,712
Ahem...

592
00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:58,879
Oh, hello, Stray.
How's your mama?

593
00:47:58,955 --> 00:48:01,822
She's good, Mrs. Smith.

594
00:48:01,891 --> 00:48:05,588
She still sneakin' around
with Jackie Dee?

595
00:48:05,661 --> 00:48:07,458
Huh?

596
00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:10,192
( chuckling )

597
00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,192
That you, Butch?

598
00:48:14,270 --> 00:48:15,669
Yes, ma'am.

599
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:19,572
- Boy, is you still a virgin?
- Yes, ma'am.

600
00:48:19,642 --> 00:48:21,439
What's wrong with you, son?

601
00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:24,968
Big ol' strappin' boy like you?
You got bad teeth or something?

602
00:48:25,047 --> 00:48:27,379
No, ma'am.

603
00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:29,918
There's hot soup over there
on the stove...

604
00:48:29,986 --> 00:48:32,352
with plenty of hot sauce
just like y'all like it.

605
00:48:33,890 --> 00:48:36,154
Why motherfuckers want this so bad?

606
00:48:36,225 --> 00:48:38,557
l'm tellin' you, man.
lt's magical.

607
00:48:38,628 --> 00:48:40,721
Bullshit.

608
00:48:40,796 --> 00:48:43,731
Watch this.
Cover your ears.

609
00:48:52,575 --> 00:48:54,566
Butch?

610
00:48:54,644 --> 00:48:56,612
H-huh?

611
00:48:56,679 --> 00:49:00,513
Sanctuary, man.
We need sanctuary... quick.

612
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:07,584
( snoring )

613
00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:27,106
( loudly: )
The Lord, l say...!

614
00:49:27,176 --> 00:49:29,610
... is good.

615
00:49:29,979 --> 00:49:32,846
For he has delivered unto me...

616
00:49:32,915 --> 00:49:35,406
the worst of Satan's sinners.

617
00:49:35,484 --> 00:49:37,076
Praise God.

618
00:49:37,153 --> 00:49:40,213
Reverend Hanson, we need sanctuary
in your sanctuary.

619
00:49:40,289 --> 00:49:44,191
We tryin' to hide from Mack Daddy.
He's about to go on a killin' spree.

620
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,852
We're the spree
he's tryin' to kill.

621
00:49:45,928 --> 00:49:49,694
You're saying you need a place
to slither away and hide out?

622
00:49:49,765 --> 00:49:52,427
Yeah, just for one day,
then we're outta here.

623
00:49:52,501 --> 00:49:57,700
Let's see... hotel rates run about...

624
00:49:57,773 --> 00:50:00,333
We give you $50 dollars,
and we square.

625
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:08,276
That's nice, real nice.
But there's one more thing.

626
00:50:08,351 --> 00:50:10,512
What?

627
00:50:10,586 --> 00:50:14,522
Our musical entertainment
for this morning got cancelled.

628
00:50:14,590 --> 00:50:17,821
Seems, the lead singer
got his ass arrested again.

629
00:50:18,861 --> 00:50:21,455
l know you boys
are musically inclined...

630
00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:24,727
and l suspect you might be
available for...

631
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,960
one song.

632
00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:30,335
lt's so good...

633
00:50:30,473 --> 00:50:32,941
to see a full house,
in the Lord's house.

634
00:50:35,144 --> 00:50:37,874
Amen.

635
00:50:37,947 --> 00:50:42,043
As we pass the collection plate...

636
00:50:42,685 --> 00:50:44,243
l want you to remember one thing.

637
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,880
The Lord, l say...

638
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:49,447
the Lord, sees everything.

639
00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:53,488
The Lord don't like cheap.

640
00:50:54,864 --> 00:50:58,595
So l want you to dig deep
into your pockets, now...

641
00:50:58,667 --> 00:51:00,396
and show your love.

642
00:51:01,404 --> 00:51:04,965
But first, about our musical
entertainment for today...

643
00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:09,908
We have three young lads
coming to you...

644
00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:12,914
straight from the Southside
of Jerusalem.

645
00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:15,678
l said, the Southside of Jerusalem.

646
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,720
l want you to make these boys
feel welcome today.

647
00:51:18,788 --> 00:51:21,518
Bring 'em on down,
and show some love.

648
00:51:25,828 --> 00:51:27,557
Lord works in mysterious ways...

649
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:29,655
Amen, man.

650
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,434
The Lord is good.

651
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:43,440
Jesus loves me,
this l know...

652
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:49,413
lf he don't,
l'll find a... ho'.

653
00:51:57,126 --> 00:51:59,822
His mama's name was--

654
00:51:59,895 --> 00:52:03,490
Mary... Jo.

655
00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,732
And his disciples was--

656
00:52:10,806 --> 00:52:15,038
... some bad mo' fo's...

657
00:52:19,248 --> 00:52:22,046
That's fine, fellas, that's fine.

658
00:52:22,118 --> 00:52:26,054
The Lord has heard many
a strange tongue in this house.

659
00:52:26,122 --> 00:52:29,421
And we have learned
not to judge what we see...

660
00:52:29,492 --> 00:52:33,121
but to the content,
and the fiber of a young--

661
00:52:59,488 --> 00:53:01,649
Yo, that's--Coolio.

662
00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:05,493
( hip-hop beat starts )

663
00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:08,553
Jesus loves me, this l know...

664
00:53:08,631 --> 00:53:10,724
lf he don't, l find a ho'.

665
00:53:10,799 --> 00:53:13,666
His mama's name, was Mary Jo...

666
00:53:13,736 --> 00:53:16,000
His disciples was some bad mo' fo's.

667
00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,369
Little ones, goin' out
to the crack house...

668
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,102
They're all weak,
Jesus gave a shout out...

669
00:53:21,177 --> 00:53:23,611
<Try to stay strong,
'cause we belong...

670
00:53:23,679 --> 00:53:26,113
To the fold,
we gone before long.>

671
00:53:26,182 --> 00:53:28,707
- Jesus loves me...
- l don't know...

672
00:53:28,784 --> 00:53:31,309
- Jesus loves me...
- The hell if l know.

673
00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:33,617
lf Jesus loves me,
then it's my day.

674
00:53:33,689 --> 00:53:36,487
- We better pray...
- Or he'll make us pay.

675
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:39,153
The Lord's name,
l take it in vain.

676
00:53:39,228 --> 00:53:41,662
Why don't you, Jesus,
come stop the pain?

677
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,857
Jesus works in a mysterious way.

678
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:46,868
That ain't no answer,
l'm gonna do it my way.

679
00:53:46,936 --> 00:53:49,370
Jesus loves us,
we don't know...

680
00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:51,872
Jesus loves us?
The hell if we know.

681
00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:54,239
Jesus works in a mysterious way...

682
00:53:54,310 --> 00:53:57,074
That ain't no answer.
We gonna do it our way.

683
00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:58,613
Yeah.

684
00:53:58,681 --> 00:54:00,842
( applause )

685
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:03,311
Three bad boys.

686
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:05,410
Give it up,
come on, now.

687
00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:18,496
Damn.

688
00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:20,000
You believe me now?

689
00:54:22,071 --> 00:54:24,596
No wonder Mack Daddy
was so pissed off.

690
00:54:24,673 --> 00:54:26,470
This is fortune,
right here.

691
00:54:26,542 --> 00:54:28,237
That's right.

692
00:54:31,113 --> 00:54:32,910
You thinkin' what l'm thinkin'?

693
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,551
That's the key, man.

694
00:54:36,619 --> 00:54:39,281
The key to everything
we ever wanted.

695
00:54:39,355 --> 00:54:42,188
Butch:
Man, that's the key
to our goddamn coffin.

696
00:54:42,258 --> 00:54:45,318
Y'all must be forgettin'
Mack Daddy gonna kill our ass...

697
00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:46,986
if he don't get that shit back.

698
00:54:47,062 --> 00:54:49,223
We went in his house,
fucked his shit up...

699
00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:51,630
You think he'll let us live...

700
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:53,634
'cause we gave him
his flute back?

701
00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:58,065
Aw, shit, man.
We're about to find out.

702
00:55:00,776 --> 00:55:02,539
Oh, shit.

703
00:55:02,878 --> 00:55:05,005
Mack:
l'm sure the motherfuckers is up there.

704
00:55:12,921 --> 00:55:14,684
Shh!

705
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:23,330
We don't go down
without a fight.

706
00:55:24,466 --> 00:55:26,957
- Right?
- Right.

707
00:55:27,036 --> 00:55:28,901
Right?

708
00:55:28,971 --> 00:55:31,235
Right.

709
00:55:31,307 --> 00:55:33,571
- Right?
- Right.

710
00:55:37,546 --> 00:55:39,571
( all scream )

711
00:55:54,163 --> 00:55:56,028
Freeze, you little
stealin' motherfuckers!

712
00:55:59,601 --> 00:56:02,764
l finally got your ass.
Where's my goddamn flute?

713
00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:05,466
l got your flute. l don't have it on me,
but l know where it is.

714
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,736
Stop fuckin' with me!
Gimme the goddamn flute, now!

715
00:56:07,810 --> 00:56:10,836
l can get the flute, but if you kill me
then you can't have it.

716
00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:16,011
What about Mr. Leprechaun?
The flute belongs to him, anyway.

717
00:56:16,085 --> 00:56:18,383
Fuck that little motherfucker.
l should've killed him a long time ago.

718
00:56:18,454 --> 00:56:19,853
Fuck him.

719
00:56:19,922 --> 00:56:21,856
You need to figure out
what you're going to do about him...

720
00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,688
because he's right behind your ass.

721
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,387
l'm supposed to fall for that shit?

722
00:56:26,462 --> 00:56:29,124
That's the oldest trick in the book.
You gotta come better than that, nigga.

723
00:56:29,198 --> 00:56:31,359
Blow this motherfucker's head off.

724
00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,094
With pleasure.

725
00:56:33,168 --> 00:56:35,398
Did somebody say,
<blow>?

726
00:56:35,471 --> 00:56:37,234
Hallelujah.

727
00:56:56,759 --> 00:56:58,750
You were sayin'?

728
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,066
l'll get back
with you niggas later.

729
00:57:12,674 --> 00:57:14,266
All right, dammit,
what the hell is goin' on...?!

730
00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:22,250
What the hell you boys
think you're doin'?

731
00:57:22,317 --> 00:57:24,376
Man, we got the whole world
after our ass.

732
00:57:24,453 --> 00:57:26,887
- <The whole world>?
- Only the bad motherfuckers.

733
00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,667
Why don't you give
the little bastard his flute...

734
00:57:43,739 --> 00:57:45,900
and let's get up outta here, man?

735
00:57:51,580 --> 00:57:54,140
( scratching )

736
00:58:07,563 --> 00:58:09,895
We dealin' with some evil
supernatural shit here, man.

737
00:58:29,518 --> 00:58:31,179
l got an idea.

738
00:58:45,801 --> 00:58:49,635
All kidding aside...
it's time to die.

739
00:59:05,787 --> 00:59:07,482
Damn...

740
00:59:07,556 --> 00:59:10,423
What kinda voodoo shit
you boys into?

741
00:59:23,539 --> 00:59:25,439
( screaming )

742
00:59:29,378 --> 00:59:33,712
You can stop that goddamned yelling.
This is the Lord's house!

743
00:59:33,782 --> 00:59:36,216
Ain't nobody in here
afraid of your ass.

744
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,585
l don't hear nothin'.

745
00:59:41,657 --> 00:59:43,215
Let's try it again.

746
00:59:47,696 --> 00:59:51,223
( plays )

747
00:59:55,170 --> 00:59:59,197
lt's hooked up right, man.
We can't sample it.

748
00:59:59,274 --> 01:00:00,866
lt won't record.

749
01:00:00,943 --> 01:00:03,411
Fuck it.
We gotta use the real deal.

750
01:00:03,478 --> 01:00:05,810
Either way, we're going to Vegas
for the big money.

751
01:00:05,881 --> 01:00:08,441
Straight up.
Let's get this show on the road.

752
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:09,882
Let's do this shit.

753
01:00:09,952 --> 01:00:11,715
Vegas? What the fuck
y'all talkin' about, ''Vegas''?

754
01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:13,755
Nobody goin' nowhere with that thing
locked up in my office.

755
01:00:13,822 --> 01:00:17,519
You know what?
Just keep that safe locked.

756
01:00:17,593 --> 01:00:21,359
You expect me to babysit
the goddamn Devil, huh?

757
01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:23,830
He's up there sittin'
on my operating funds.

758
01:00:23,899 --> 01:00:26,333
Reverend, we're about
to hit the jackpot.

759
01:00:26,401 --> 01:00:28,266
When we come back,
we'll split the pot with you.

760
01:00:28,337 --> 01:00:30,271
Then, we'll figure out
what to do with that fuckin' devil.

761
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,103
Just make sure
his ass don't get out.

762
01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:35,200
Let's get out of here, man.

763
01:00:35,277 --> 01:00:36,266
Yo...

764
01:00:36,345 --> 01:00:38,905
What about Mack Daddy, man?

765
01:00:47,623 --> 01:00:50,319
What about Mack Daddy?

766
01:00:50,392 --> 01:00:52,986
Youngblood, how'd you know
about my gun?

767
01:00:53,061 --> 01:00:55,359
Aw, man, who don't know
about your gun?

768
01:00:57,966 --> 01:01:01,595
From the depths of the nether world,
l summon you...

769
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:04,104
me zombie fly girls.

770
01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:21,715
( music begins )

771
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,054
Hit the ground,
hit the ground--run...

772
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:27,755
Hit the ground, run...
hit the ground...

773
01:01:27,829 --> 01:01:29,797
Here come the man,
he got no school...

774
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,897
Brought an AK,
he ain't gonna lose...

775
01:01:33,969 --> 01:01:35,994
Smoke the motherfucker,
from the moment we cruise.

776
01:01:36,071 --> 01:01:37,936
Karma, drama,
now we're on the run...

777
01:01:38,006 --> 01:01:39,871
Motherfucker don't stay down,
you're done.

778
01:01:39,941 --> 01:01:42,136
Pop-pop, bang-bang,
here we come again...

779
01:01:42,210 --> 01:01:44,201
We hit the ground,
runnin' while we can.

780
01:01:44,279 --> 01:01:52,687
Hit the ground,
Hit the ground--running...

781
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:56,580
Toke to the joint,
we can take no more...

782
01:01:56,658 --> 01:01:58,683
Posse, partyin',
drinks and whores...

783
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,728
Chillin', thrillin',
pump up the stereo...

784
01:02:00,796 --> 01:02:02,661
Boom, goes the door,
fucked-up scenario.

785
01:02:02,731 --> 01:02:04,722
We go runnin',
bullets keep comin'...

786
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,825
We hit the ground,
the joint keep burnin'...

787
01:02:06,902 --> 01:02:08,699
Me and my partner,
we gonna get free...

788
01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:10,897
Just gotta pass
this motherfuckin' D.

789
01:02:10,972 --> 01:02:15,306
Hit, hit,
hit the ground running.

790
01:02:18,547 --> 01:02:20,515
... hit the ground, runnin'!

791
01:02:24,486 --> 01:02:26,886
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

792
01:02:33,628 --> 01:02:36,563
Sweet Jesus.

793
01:02:36,631 --> 01:02:38,622
Another sinner.

794
01:02:40,068 --> 01:02:42,332
Come, my child.

795
01:02:44,506 --> 01:02:46,940
Come and let me
lay hands upon your...

796
01:02:47,008 --> 01:02:49,169
sinful creature.

797
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,238
And pass on to you...

798
01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:57,183
the blessings of the Lord.

799
01:02:57,252 --> 01:02:59,982
Do you have the gift
of healing, Reverend?

800
01:03:00,055 --> 01:03:02,751
Oh, yes, my child.

801
01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:05,349
lndeed, l do.

802
01:03:05,427 --> 01:03:07,918
But, my specialty...

803
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:12,626
is the gift of tongues.

804
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:29,542
l know the evil serpent beast
when l see him.

805
01:03:30,552 --> 01:03:34,147
Now, get thee hence
from the house of the Lord.

806
01:03:34,222 --> 01:03:35,814
Now, begone from the--

807
01:03:50,338 --> 01:03:54,570
Praise thee, good Reverend.
Now, give up me golden flute.

808
01:03:57,546 --> 01:04:00,014
Stray bullet to the heart...

809
01:04:00,081 --> 01:04:02,709
Then you start bullshittin'
with time and space.

810
01:04:02,784 --> 01:04:05,446
Rap moves at the drop of a dime,
any motherfuckin' place...

811
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,420
Leave you in a puddle
of your warm blood...

812
01:04:07,489 --> 01:04:09,719
l go home...

813
01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,267
l'm the hardest
you ever saw--you're my target.

814
01:04:20,335 --> 01:04:23,463
Stray Bullet to the heart.

815
01:04:23,538 --> 01:04:25,802
( rap continues )

816
01:04:40,222 --> 01:04:44,249
Stray Bullet to the heart.

817
01:04:54,636 --> 01:04:58,128
Stray Bullet to the heart--
what's the matter, bitch?

818
01:04:59,574 --> 01:05:02,338
Hell, yeah!
That's what l'm talkin' about!

819
01:05:03,678 --> 01:05:08,172
They loved us, loved us,
we rocked the show.

820
01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:10,480
( celebrating )

821
01:05:14,723 --> 01:05:18,682
Berry Grady, vice president of AandR
for Dope Discs Productions.

822
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,456
The biggest hip-hop label
in history?

823
01:05:21,529 --> 01:05:24,054
Guilty as charged, homeboy.

824
01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:26,157
- Hope you're ready for the finals.
- The finals?

825
01:05:26,234 --> 01:05:28,395
You made it.
You are going to Vegas.

826
01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,798
Ain't in it but to win it,
know what l'm sayin'?

827
01:05:32,874 --> 01:05:35,001
Your music's got a real
special quality.

828
01:05:35,076 --> 01:05:37,067
And the kids are down with it.

829
01:05:37,145 --> 01:05:39,545
We're just keepin' it real.
The shit is sellin'.

830
01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:42,139
You perform in Vegas
like you did tonight...

831
01:05:42,217 --> 01:05:45,118
you're a stone bet to win.

832
01:05:45,186 --> 01:05:49,953
Tuesday night, 8pm, be at LAX.
Congratulations, fellas.

833
01:05:50,025 --> 01:05:52,493
Thank you, Mr. Grady.

834
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,357
We goin' to Vegas...!

835
01:05:59,768 --> 01:06:03,568
Yeah, baby, we goin' to Vegas,
cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!

836
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:08,038
Hey, party in here?

837
01:06:09,311 --> 01:06:11,279
Oh, shit...
hell, yeah!

838
01:06:11,346 --> 01:06:14,372
lf y'all partyin'...
this is it!

839
01:06:30,699 --> 01:06:33,998
The crowds were impressed,
they loved every note.

840
01:06:34,069 --> 01:06:37,903
But how will you sound
from the bottom of me moat?

841
01:06:37,973 --> 01:06:40,533
- Give me the flute.
- Hell, no!

842
01:06:47,816 --> 01:06:49,545
( fires )

843
01:06:52,420 --> 01:06:55,014
Uncomfortable, lad?
l'm sorry.

844
01:07:01,329 --> 01:07:03,422
ls this better?

845
01:07:04,032 --> 01:07:07,991
l'll give you a choice.
Me patience is drained.

846
01:07:08,069 --> 01:07:12,130
Give me the flute...
or l paint the wall with his brains.

847
01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:14,300
Okay, okay...

848
01:07:15,143 --> 01:07:17,805
Post, give it up, man.

849
01:07:17,879 --> 01:07:20,040
Give him
the goddamned flute, Post.

850
01:07:21,516 --> 01:07:23,541
Post, give him
the motherfuckin' flute!

851
01:07:50,078 --> 01:07:51,943
Now, let them go.

852
01:07:55,250 --> 01:08:00,187
As they say, lad,
<so near, and yet so far.>

853
01:08:00,255 --> 01:08:04,555
Now live with the thought.
You were almost a star.

854
01:08:08,329 --> 01:08:10,297
Ladies...

855
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:14,764
Fuck you.

856
01:08:37,325 --> 01:08:39,316
No, Post...
no.

857
01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,763
No!

858
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,207
Man, we gotta go.

859
01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:31,910
lt wasn't supposed to be like this.

860
01:09:34,048 --> 01:09:36,744
We was gonna make the climb
with the positive shit.

861
01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:40,247
That was a long time ago.

862
01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:44,820
So, it's over?

863
01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:49,386
Stray died for nothing?

864
01:09:49,464 --> 01:09:53,594
A stinkin' corpse in a shitty car
to be found by some wino?

865
01:09:53,668 --> 01:09:58,833
Man, it's over.
What are we gonna do?

866
01:10:03,845 --> 01:10:05,676
l don't know.

867
01:10:07,315 --> 01:10:09,408
lt's over, Post.

868
01:10:11,452 --> 01:10:13,249
Go home, man.

869
01:10:13,321 --> 01:10:18,054
Go home.

870
01:10:46,421 --> 01:10:48,912
Does she meet
with your approval?

871
01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:08,173
She's the bomb.

872
01:11:37,905 --> 01:11:39,998
Who's that?

873
01:11:53,688 --> 01:11:57,488
You must be one of Post's
little friends.

874
01:11:57,558 --> 01:12:00,789
You must want
some of that food l made.

875
01:12:02,930 --> 01:12:05,125
Ooh, child.

876
01:12:05,199 --> 01:12:08,965
You got the arthritis real bad.

877
01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:12,302
Your little hands
is all knotted up...

878
01:12:12,373 --> 01:12:15,900
You need some good food
in your stomach.

879
01:12:15,977 --> 01:12:17,911
That's what you need.

880
01:12:17,979 --> 01:12:20,846
Now, go on,
and go wash up.

881
01:12:20,915 --> 01:12:25,249
Go on, go wash
them filthy little hands.

882
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,948
Let some hot water
run down over them.

883
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:51,808
l'm gonna feed you, on account of
your hands is knotted up...

884
01:12:51,879 --> 01:12:54,541
and you can't hold
these here utensils.

885
01:13:12,533 --> 01:13:14,296
- Good.
- Thank you.

886
01:13:21,576 --> 01:13:24,101
( screaming )

887
01:13:33,321 --> 01:13:35,414
Stray...

888
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:41,153
( knocking )

889
01:13:50,238 --> 01:13:52,138
( screaming )

890
01:13:52,206 --> 01:13:55,471
We goin' to Vegas, baby!
We gonna be large!

891
01:14:05,019 --> 01:14:07,385
( knocking )

892
01:14:10,691 --> 01:14:13,091
Stray...

893
01:14:13,161 --> 01:14:15,994
( knocking )

894
01:14:23,004 --> 01:14:24,699
( gasp )

895
01:14:25,706 --> 01:14:28,539
Yo, Post, it's all right.
lt's me.

896
01:14:28,609 --> 01:14:31,442
Butch...
what's up, man?

897
01:14:31,512 --> 01:14:33,503
l don't want you goin'
by yourself, man.

898
01:14:33,581 --> 01:14:35,014
Goin' where?

899
01:14:35,082 --> 01:14:38,108
To get the Leprechaun.
To get that flute back.

900
01:14:38,186 --> 01:14:40,882
- How do you know l'm goin'?
- Ain't you?

901
01:14:43,658 --> 01:14:45,558
Yeah, l guess l am.

902
01:14:46,527 --> 01:14:48,654
What the hell is that
around your damn head?

903
01:14:48,729 --> 01:14:51,664
l got a plan, man.

904
01:14:52,066 --> 01:14:53,556
Yo, Post

905
01:14:53,634 --> 01:14:55,864
l was reading earlier...

906
01:14:55,937 --> 01:14:58,428
Leprechauns is rumored to be
the dark elves of Satan.

907
01:14:58,506 --> 01:15:01,236
Each with his own pot of gold.

908
01:15:01,309 --> 01:15:03,869
They so small, peeps are always
tryin' to capture 'em.

909
01:15:03,945 --> 01:15:07,312
The gold is the ransom
for their freedom.

910
01:15:07,381 --> 01:15:09,508
Anybody fuckin' with their shit...

911
01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:12,576
is hunted down and killed
in a most brutal manner.

912
01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:15,349
Yeah, no shit.

913
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,947
So, what's your plan?

914
01:15:22,463 --> 01:15:24,431
This.

915
01:15:24,499 --> 01:15:25,591
Weed?

916
01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:28,726
Man, this ain't just weed, Post.

917
01:15:28,803 --> 01:15:31,738
This weed's got clovers in it.
Four-leaf clovers.

918
01:15:31,806 --> 01:15:33,137
What?

919
01:15:33,207 --> 01:15:36,108
According to this book...

920
01:15:36,177 --> 01:15:38,475
a leprechaun can lose
his powers temporarily...

921
01:15:38,546 --> 01:15:42,209
if he's hit with the essence
of a four-leaf clover.

922
01:15:42,283 --> 01:15:43,978
How are we supposed
to find the Leprechaun?

923
01:15:44,051 --> 01:15:46,246
l was sneaking around
the Golden Parrot.

924
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,880
The Leprechaun got
a goddamn room upstairs.

925
01:15:48,956 --> 01:15:51,424
He got them zombie ho's
hypnotizing people.

926
01:15:51,492 --> 01:15:54,484
Taking them up to him,
every night.

927
01:15:54,562 --> 01:15:57,292
- Word? What for?
- l don't know...

928
01:15:57,365 --> 01:16:00,027
but they don't be comin' back
downstairs after they go up.

929
01:16:00,101 --> 01:16:01,762
l think he's fuckin' 'em to death.

930
01:16:01,836 --> 01:16:05,567
We gotta get in there,
get him stoned off these clovers...

931
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,473
grab the flute, and run like hell
while he's still trippin'.

932
01:16:10,778 --> 01:16:12,541
That's a good plan, Post.

933
01:16:13,981 --> 01:16:16,279
How are we supposed
to get close to his ass?

934
01:16:16,350 --> 01:16:19,217
Only one way, bro'.

935
01:17:02,964 --> 01:17:05,558
Remember,
Mack Daddy's still out there.

936
01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:08,067
he gonna be comin'
after our ass, too.

937
01:17:12,673 --> 01:17:14,766
Fuck Mack Daddy.

938
01:17:16,344 --> 01:17:18,335
Ain't nothin' but a hip-hop thang.

939
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,905
Business in the hood.

940
01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:24,913
Let's do this.

941
01:17:53,014 --> 01:17:58,213
Lep in the hood...
come to do no good.

942
01:17:58,285 --> 01:17:59,718
( gasp )

943
01:18:02,023 --> 01:18:04,116
W-what happened?

944
01:18:04,191 --> 01:18:05,624
Tell me where the Leprechaun is.

945
01:18:05,693 --> 01:18:08,787
lt's okay, just tell me where he is,
and l'll let you go.

946
01:18:20,941 --> 01:18:23,910
Damn, Post.
You look good, for real.

947
01:18:23,978 --> 01:18:26,640
Fuck you, nigga.
You ready for this shit?

948
01:18:26,714 --> 01:18:29,842
l'm ready for this shit, man.
Let's do it.

949
01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:36,822
( snoring )

950
01:18:44,732 --> 01:18:47,667
Mr. Leprechaun?

951
01:18:48,502 --> 01:18:50,470
Mr. Leprechaun?

952
01:18:52,373 --> 01:18:54,466
Yo--Mr. Leprechaun!

953
01:18:56,911 --> 01:18:59,038
Gotcha some new,
fresh, ho' meat...

954
01:19:00,047 --> 01:19:03,244
and some special weed.

955
01:19:05,586 --> 01:19:09,522
Leprechaun:
Come closer, come closer
my fresh young lass.

956
01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:15,186
Let me take a look at you,
before l...

957
01:19:15,262 --> 01:19:17,492
tap your ass.

958
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:35,612
Sit down, sit down,
my healthy filly.

959
01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:39,312
You're about to meet
a club named, <Billy>.

960
01:19:56,270 --> 01:19:59,262
They say in the hood,
you're never down...

961
01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:03,436
unless you've the courage
to go...

962
01:20:03,511 --> 01:20:05,502
downtown.

963
01:20:40,648 --> 01:20:42,707
Post:
Come on, man.

964
01:20:49,490 --> 01:20:52,323
- On to Vegas, baby.
- All the way for Stray, man.

965
01:20:52,393 --> 01:20:54,258
( gunfire )

966
01:20:58,365 --> 01:21:00,731
Butch...?

967
01:21:05,306 --> 01:21:07,501
Not in a dress, Post...

968
01:21:09,343 --> 01:21:11,504
You're gonna be okay, man.

969
01:21:15,916 --> 01:21:18,908
ls there pussy in heaven, Post?

970
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,252
Mack:
Okay, little girls,
come on out!

971
01:21:27,328 --> 01:21:30,263
You can't hide.
lt's goin' down.

972
01:21:33,234 --> 01:21:36,397
Come on out, bitches.
Mack Daddy wants his flute.

973
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,317
What's up, <sexy>?

974
01:21:55,389 --> 01:21:57,880
Man, l must say,
you are fine.

975
01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:02,820
Are you finished playing?
Gimme the goddamn flute.

976
01:22:02,897 --> 01:22:04,865
Fuck you, motherfucker.

977
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:07,265
Oh, yeah, fuck me...

978
01:22:07,334 --> 01:22:09,461
You look real tough,
you got a gun and everything...

979
01:22:09,536 --> 01:22:11,128
but you ain't about to kill shit.

980
01:22:11,205 --> 01:22:14,402
Plus, you're forgetting about
the little motherfucker upstairs.

981
01:22:16,143 --> 01:22:19,010
There's only one way to deal with him,
and that's me.

982
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:24,217
l got the one thing that can
put that leprechaun on ice forever.

983
01:22:24,285 --> 01:22:26,719
So, what you gonna do, tough guy?
You gonna try to kill me...

984
01:22:26,787 --> 01:22:28,846
or are we gonna work together
and kill this motherfucker?

985
01:22:28,923 --> 01:22:31,153
'Cause you ain't
no motherfucking gangster.

986
01:22:31,225 --> 01:22:33,819
l'm supposed to trust you now?

987
01:22:33,894 --> 01:22:39,093
l wouldn't advise you to trust me;
that'd be the worst thing you could do.

988
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,726
But right now,
we got no options.

989
01:22:41,802 --> 01:22:44,532
And you really ain't got no options.

990
01:22:44,605 --> 01:22:47,540
You ain't no motherfucking gangster.

991
01:22:52,179 --> 01:22:54,670
Get that gun out of my face.
You ain't about to kill nothin'...

992
01:23:12,266 --> 01:23:13,324
( rumbling )

993
01:23:24,478 --> 01:23:27,174
Cross-dressing impostor!

994
01:23:35,622 --> 01:23:37,954
( cackling )

995
01:23:43,097 --> 01:23:45,964
For a foe of mine,
you've done quite well.

996
01:23:46,033 --> 01:23:50,936
Now, l'll take me flute,
and send you to hell.

997
01:23:51,005 --> 01:23:54,600
( mimicking: )
lf this is to be Post's last stand...

998
01:23:54,675 --> 01:23:58,668
you'll have to take this flute
from me cold, dead hand.

999
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:03,143
l'll take it from you, homie,
you'll see...

1000
01:24:03,217 --> 01:24:07,586
'cause you know the Lep
is the real O.G.

1001
01:24:14,061 --> 01:24:16,655
What are you gonna do
about Mack Daddy?

1002
01:24:16,730 --> 01:24:18,755
Behind me?

1003
01:24:22,236 --> 01:24:24,932
A valiant try,
and right on cue...

1004
01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:29,635
but if l fall for that,
l'm as stupid as you.

1005
01:24:29,710 --> 01:24:31,268
Mack Daddy ain't dyin' today.

1006
01:24:38,952 --> 01:24:40,283
Motherfucker.

1007
01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:49,094
( cackling )

1008
01:25:01,341 --> 01:25:03,434
( scream )

1009
01:25:03,510 --> 01:25:08,914
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Postmaster P!

1010
01:25:08,982 --> 01:25:11,542
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...

1011
01:25:11,618 --> 01:25:14,178
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.

1012
01:25:14,254 --> 01:25:17,018
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...

1013
01:25:17,091 --> 01:25:19,958
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.

1014
01:25:20,027 --> 01:25:22,655
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...

1015
01:25:22,729 --> 01:25:25,425
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.

1016
01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:28,127
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...

1017
01:25:28,202 --> 01:25:31,228
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.

1018
01:25:31,305 --> 01:25:33,773
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...

1019
01:25:33,841 --> 01:25:36,469
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.

1020
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:39,239
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...

1021
01:25:39,313 --> 01:25:42,305
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.

1022
01:25:42,382 --> 01:25:45,010
The king of the world,
yeah, yeah, that's me...

1023
01:25:45,085 --> 01:25:47,610
l'm finally the man
that l've been strivin' to be.

1024
01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:50,452
l passed the test,
they fucked my nest...

1025
01:25:50,524 --> 01:25:53,721
but l made it to the top,
put your fears to rest.

1026
01:25:57,498 --> 01:26:00,160
( applause )

1027
01:26:17,784 --> 01:26:20,582
l taught him
everything he knows.

1028
01:26:31,665 --> 01:26:33,690
( hip-hop beat )

1029
01:26:34,968 --> 01:26:37,027
l come from the land
of the lrish spring.

1030
01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:39,129
Dublin's the place
where l learned my thing.

1031
01:26:39,206 --> 01:26:41,299
From the Emerald lsle
to your place in the hood...

1032
01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:43,707
l'm the man of green,
come to do no good.

1033
01:26:43,777 --> 01:26:48,043
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.

1034
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,106
Blunt is dope,
this place is hype.

1035
01:26:50,184 --> 01:26:52,618
There's a lassie,
she's just my type.

1036
01:26:52,686 --> 01:26:54,517
l hate to resort
so soon to magic...

1037
01:26:54,588 --> 01:26:57,056
Haven't been laid so long,
it's tragic.

1038
01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:02,155
l'm so bad, l'm good.

1039
01:27:03,263 --> 01:27:05,390
l'll show you what to do,
so lend an ear...

1040
01:27:05,465 --> 01:27:07,524
don't worry, little lassie,
you've got nothin' to fear.

1041
01:27:07,601 --> 01:27:09,796
Sit with a lad who's
lean and green...

1042
01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:12,270
and let me show you why
l'm a love machine.

1043
01:27:15,209 --> 01:27:16,642
... come to do no good.

1044
01:27:18,679 --> 01:27:20,738
l'm a wee green guy,
who's new to town...

1045
01:27:20,814 --> 01:27:22,782
Show me what you do
when you get down.

1046
01:27:22,849 --> 01:27:25,044
l'll go up,
you go down...

1047
01:27:25,118 --> 01:27:27,518
We'll all see your
love green.

1048
01:27:28,655 --> 01:27:29,713
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.

1049
01:27:29,790 --> 01:27:32,588
Lep in the hood,
when we're bad, we're good.

1050
01:27:34,027 --> 01:27:35,858
From the cliffs of more
to your front door...

1051
01:27:35,929 --> 01:27:37,988
Better turn out the lights
and pray some more.

1052
01:27:38,065 --> 01:27:40,192
Gonna party through the night
until the dawn...

1053
01:27:40,267 --> 01:27:42,462
and you and l
are gonna get it on.

1054
01:27:42,536 --> 01:27:47,906
Lep in the hood,
come to do no good.

1055
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,783
Lep in the hood
come to do no good.

1056
01:28:34,855 --> 01:28:36,288
Lep in the hood...

1057
01:28:36,356 --> 01:28:39,018
come to do no good.


