1 00:01:03,055 --> 00:01:05,344 He is quiet. 2 00:01:05,558 --> 00:01:10,386 Yes. And he is flawless. I am full of mistakes. 3 00:01:10,605 --> 00:01:16,644 I am moody, allergic, have low self-esteem and obsessive-compulsive neuroses. 4 00:01:16,862 --> 00:01:22,617 People have always said: ''Lucy, love is not finding the perfect man.'' 5 00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:26,161 But Peter is perfect. 6 00:01:26,373 --> 00:01:31,451 I don't believe in karma and vibrates and sings, - 7 00:01:31,671 --> 00:01:36,049 - but I just know that we will always be in love. 8 00:01:42,558 --> 00:01:47,055 I want out of this relationship. 9 00:01:47,272 --> 00:01:50,724 I am sexually unsatisfied. 10 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:55,023 It's not because I don't find you attractive... 11 00:01:55,239 --> 00:02:02,203 But the technique is primitive. It lacks tension. 12 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:07,077 A transition I thought it was something I had to go through. 13 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:11,507 A kind of sexual discomfort... 14 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:16,758 I didn't want to say anything, because I didn't want to embarrass you. 15 00:02:21,227 --> 00:02:25,640 But... 16 00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:30,484 Wouldn't your mother have a food processor? Sixth floor. 17 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:06,669 Is this the best way? Drive away to 3rd Avenue and then three streets further. 18 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:12,811 - Think we're going to pick up Melissa! - Relax. We have plenty of time. 19 00:04:13,021 --> 00:04:16,521 - Melissa lives on the left. - No, to the right. 20 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:20,269 Imagine that she and Dennis have broken up again. 21 00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:24,568 - She takes it easy. I think. - Drive! 22 00:04:28,622 --> 00:04:31,030 Melissa, let me find a sweet guy for you. 23 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:36,292 You've tried that since college. I never said yes. It's naive. 24 00:04:36,506 --> 00:04:41,050 Go out with a complete stranger I have never met. Wasted! 25 00:04:41,261 --> 00:04:47,632 No date is wasted. It is part of your cosmic dating process. 26 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:51,685 - Cosmic..? - So you date different types of men. 27 00:04:51,898 --> 00:04:57,356 You think you've found the right one, but fate may surprise you. 28 00:04:57,571 --> 00:05:02,567 It surprises only Americans. From now on I will stay at home. 29 00:05:02,786 --> 00:05:06,618 Do you remember when Lucy had it like that? We forced her out of the house. 30 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:09,869 - You didn't force me. - Yeah. 31 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:16,084 Get out of the bathroom! You have to start going to town again. 32 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:19,462 Why haven't you cleaned up? 33 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:26,551 - Lucy? - No, I'm Jo. Lucy's sister. 34 00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:29,310 - Are you coming out? - No! 35 00:05:33,738 --> 00:05:37,818 - Shall I come back later? - No. 36 00:05:38,034 --> 00:05:41,451 Come in. Sit down. 37 00:05:49,714 --> 00:05:52,288 - Lucy! - No! 38 00:05:52,509 --> 00:05:58,630 Lucy is washing the bathroom floor. She is very particular about it. 39 00:06:03,855 --> 00:06:06,940 You idiot. i love you 40 00:06:09,945 --> 00:06:13,813 I love you too�. 41 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:20,784 - I have never been on a blind date. - I thought you were going out again. 42 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,836 Yes, it is time to come over Peter and move on. 43 00:06:27,048 --> 00:06:35,555 Forget the past and go out with others. I'm totally fine with that. 44 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:40,512 - Thank you for sending him home. - I haven't sent him home. 45 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:44,894 - I'm too drunk to go. - So get sober. 46 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:47,518 Think sober thoughts. 47 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,482 Just go! 48 00:06:49,699 --> 00:06:51,988 Have fun! 49 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,125 You must be Doug. 50 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,299 White wine? 51 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,225 SECOND DATE GABRIEL 52 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,807 MAY 53 00:07:26,491 --> 00:07:29,658 Your makeup looks nice. 54 00:07:31,204 --> 00:07:34,740 - Good day. - It is rude to spy on people. 55 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:41,496 - Sorry. I like the peephole. - What if I spied on you in the toilet? 56 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:45,086 Then you would be rewarded. I look good when I pee. 57 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:54,348 - You have a stream inside you. - Yes, I love nature. 58 00:07:54,564 --> 00:07:59,108 - I see it. It's nice. - It cost me 15,000 dollars. 59 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:06,237 That is real Pseuderanthemum. And those are real laurel bushes. 60 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,825 Authenticity, you know… 61 00:08:09,039 --> 00:08:14,912 It's relaxing. It helps me with � writing my plays. 62 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:20,421 Yes, they say that nothing is like having a stream in the house. 63 00:08:21,804 --> 00:08:24,295 THIRD DATE BOBBY 64 00:08:24,515 --> 00:08:27,267 JULY 65 00:08:28,186 --> 00:08:34,605 Melissa, I have to hang up. I don't want to talk about it now. 66 00:08:37,613 --> 00:08:41,991 It fits badly. Because I have a date. 67 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:49,291 A moment... No. We have to talk about it tomorrow. 68 00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:53,915 Excuse me for being late. There was an accident in the Lincoln Tunnel. 69 00:08:54,132 --> 00:08:59,293 What about the macho look and the cool sunglasses? 70 00:08:59,513 --> 00:09:02,514 - Three men asked for my autograph. - He's a loser. 71 00:09:02,725 --> 00:09:06,854 I was standing in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel and signed autographs. 72 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:11,607 One had no paper, so I wrote on his catcher. 73 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:17,775 I wrote: ''For Honda Accord. Best regards from...'' 74 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,069 ''Bobby Staley.'' 75 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:30,416 - What is it? - Do you know who I am? 76 00:09:30,632 --> 00:09:35,093 Yes. You are my hairdresser's three men. She arranged a date. 77 00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:38,175 Apart from that. Apart from that! 78 00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:44,725 FOURTH DATE BARRY 79 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:47,609 SEPTEMBER 80 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:53,403 - It's a fridge for a dwarf. - It says mini model on the label. 81 00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:56,986 You have been here twice with the wrong fridge. 82 00:09:57,204 --> 00:10:01,249 - I want a normal fridge. - What is ''normal''? 83 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:06,252 Go your way. I don't bother with this. My hair is wrong. I have high fever. 84 00:10:06,464 --> 00:10:10,759 I don't need a fridge. I don't eat! 85 00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:20,603 - What the hell is it now? - What are you talking about? 86 00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:29,397 - Hello. - Lucy. 87 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:33,400 Barry. 88 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:38,247 New hairstyle... 89 00:10:39,627 --> 00:10:43,293 - I like your decor. - I have just moved in. 90 00:10:43,506 --> 00:10:48,133 - I just gave you a flower. - Do you want a medal? 91 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:53,304 Excuse me. I've had a bad day. I have allergies and have no medicine. 92 00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:58,346 I haven't eaten all day. I had to fire one. He wanted to beat me. 93 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:03,730 Whose? 94 00:11:03,946 --> 00:11:07,446 He I had to fire for stealing software. 95 00:11:07,659 --> 00:11:10,945 You didn't listen. You babbled on about your allergy. 96 00:11:11,163 --> 00:11:14,532 - Relax! - Give me back my flower. 97 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:20,955 - Right. Let's start over. - Fine. 98 00:11:21,174 --> 00:11:26,003 Hello, Barry. Nice to meet you. I don't have a fridge. 99 00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:32,973 FIFTH DATE LUKE 100 00:11:33,188 --> 00:11:35,858 DECEMBER 101 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:58,795 - Are you Lucy? - Yes. I'm Lucy. 102 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,640 I'm Luke. Jump in. 103 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:24,577 - Mitch says you're a journalist. - Yes, I write for ''Self''. 104 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:29,166 I am writing an article about the harmful effect of the sun on the skin. 105 00:12:29,377 --> 00:12:33,541 - It sounds cool. - Hugely interesting. 106 00:12:33,757 --> 00:12:37,672 - You're from New York? - Yes. 107 00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:42,264 - And you're here from Miami? - I have only lived here for three years. 108 00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:45,642 I'm moving to New York soon. 109 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:50,066 Westchester. I'm going to clean up a 14-room Victorian house. 110 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:55,437 I love 14-room victorian house. And where do you live now? 111 00:12:56,533 --> 00:13:01,528 - In Miami. - �, yes. It is true. 112 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:05,697 And you are an orthopedist? Tell me about knees. 113 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:10,913 - What do you want to know? - Everything. I love knees. 114 00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:17,053 Well... I see a lot of knees. Knees with gout and torn meniscus. 115 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,507 Worn cruciate ligaments. 116 00:13:19,726 --> 00:13:26,061 ''With bandages, water and a sponge I make quick work of my wounds.'' 117 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:30,024 - It's Walt Whitman. - God, do you know that one? 118 00:13:30,238 --> 00:13:34,188 - He is my favorite poet. - Mine too. 119 00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:42,080 Maybe it worked for Lucy. What is he like that I was supposed to meet? 120 00:13:42,293 --> 00:13:46,837 I didn't think so you were interested, Melissa. 121 00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:57,014 Is he tall? Sunburnt? 122 00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,726 Muscles? 123 00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:05,815 - He has a sexy ass. - What's the matter with you? 124 00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:10,157 Not that it is decisive, but I went to a sp�dame. 125 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:15,325 And she said: ''You're going to meet someone with a sexy ass.'' 126 00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:22,622 You've been talking all the way here about the five guys Lucy was out with. 127 00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:28,463 Melissa, in an hour Lucy marries one of those guys. 128 00:14:38,857 --> 00:14:42,143 My tongue feels like leather. 129 00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:49,784 I see you have a fantastic collection of jazz records. 130 00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:56,366 I see you have a beauty spot with two black hairs around the neck. 131 00:15:00,841 --> 00:15:08,339 - Why are you staring at my books? - Sorry. It wasn't nice of me. 132 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:13,683 Why don't you just ask about my bra size? 85 B, okay? 133 00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:21,476 - I don't usually drink. - I'm also a bit nervous myself. 134 00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:26,241 It's my first date since my divorce. 135 00:15:26,453 --> 00:15:32,872 - It sounds strange to say that. Yes. - Sorry. I didn't know that. 136 00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:36,580 Well… 137 00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:43,002 Is it Thoreau? The nature guy. I loved that book. 138 00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:48,465 - I read it when I was 15. - Don't you want to stop with those books? 139 00:15:49,938 --> 00:15:51,847 Excuse me. 140 00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:59,562 - Nature is fantastic, isn't it? - Yes. 141 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:07,826 I was flattered by your article. You had read my plays. 142 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:13,203 - I was just doing my job. - No, it was very insightful. 143 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:17,671 There are many gossip journalists. Excuse me. 144 00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:23,308 They only write about love life mine. It detracts from my work. 145 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:26,970 Even if it gives publicity. 146 00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:31,057 But what you did was very... familiar. 147 00:16:31,277 --> 00:16:36,616 You follow my work and writes responsibly about it. 148 00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:42,698 - What? - Our work is very similar. 149 00:16:42,915 --> 00:16:47,127 I am a playwright and you are a journalist. 150 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:52,545 But we both write as journalists about the human condition. 151 00:16:55,304 --> 00:17:02,268 And I mean we are committed to tell the truth. Right? 152 00:17:23,795 --> 00:17:28,208 - Come on! Who am I? - A strange man with an umbrella. 153 00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:31,676 Think baseball. Baseball. 154 00:17:31,887 --> 00:17:35,802 - Have you played baseball? - For the Mets. Damn it! 155 00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:39,469 - Throw the orange to me. - What? No. 156 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:44,066 You're the first lady I've ever known who don't know who I am. 157 00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:48,238 ''Lady''? 158 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:54,154 Right. Where on the pitch do I play? 159 00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:58,204 - Can't we just go out? - Where to? 160 00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:01,123 I have tickets to the Vivaldi concert. 161 00:18:01,337 --> 00:18:06,581 - You don't cook? - Where do you get that idea from? 162 00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:11,429 - Many girls cook on a date. - Which girls? The ladies? 163 00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:16,469 Show them your World Series ring, and then they run out and make souffle? 164 00:18:16,688 --> 00:18:23,142 I never played in the World Series. It's shitty. 165 00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:28,702 I played as an amateur for ten years, and in 1986 I was finally taken out. 166 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:33,039 We won the championship, and in September I injured my groin. 167 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:39,964 Can you imagine what that is like � stop your career because of it? 168 00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:45,085 - No. Let's just go out now. - We beat coins and krone. 169 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:48,923 Krone, then we'll go to a concert. 170 00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:53,436 Coin, then we stay here, and you cook. 171 00:18:53,647 --> 00:18:58,274 - Coin or crown? Crown? - I don't bother with that. Crown! 172 00:18:58,486 --> 00:19:04,655 I was with a girl for a year, but i gave up. She was crazy. 173 00:19:04,868 --> 00:19:09,412 In man's language it means: ''She had feelings, and it didn't work.'' 174 00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:15,413 No. She laid tarot cards for his budgie. She was crazy. 175 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:21,087 I don't understand him in my shop. He systematically stole software. 176 00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:25,467 Systematically stole software. You can call that letter rhyme. 177 00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:29,516 - I have to find something against allergies. - I have NasalFree. 178 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:35,104 No, NasalFree does not help me. The antihistamines do not penetrate. 179 00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:41,074 Yes, you hear that often. The antihistamines do not penetrate. 180 00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:49,622 - Do you have Aller-Drip 4-hour relief? - I have a 12-hour. It is good. 181 00:19:49,836 --> 00:19:53,039 They stop working after six. 182 00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:58,298 Then you can first take more sex hours after. It can cause dizziness. 183 00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:02,345 And if I were a child, elation. I must have 4 hours. 184 00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:08,514 - I have NasalFree in capsules. - No, they don't work. 185 00:20:08,732 --> 00:20:12,351 The antihistamines do not penetrate. 186 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:16,485 - What does that mean? - No idea. 187 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,745 What about you? Any exciting deals? 188 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:26,460 I was with someone just now, but maybe he was the wrong type, - 189 00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:31,913 - or that I was the wrong type. I don't know anything anymore. 190 00:20:32,134 --> 00:20:34,542 - The capital of Idaho? - Boise. 191 00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:36,589 Come on! 192 00:20:40,769 --> 00:20:45,764 I just love that song. �, that song… 193 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:51,405 Baby I want you baby i need you 194 00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:57,867 you are the only one which has really hurt 195 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:05,128 maybe I'm crazy but I can't live without it 196 00:21:05,338 --> 00:21:09,289 your love and kindness to show me... 197 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:13,674 - Do you like fishing? - What? 198 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:21,388 Yes, I love � fishing. I was a big angler in college. 199 00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:23,849 - Honestly? - Yes. 200 00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:28,861 We head down to the marina. A colleague of me, actually my old teacher, - 201 00:21:29,074 --> 00:21:35,991 - Dr. Zalkind, has rented a boat. Do you like sea bass fishing? 202 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,780 The 'fish' sea bass? 203 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:42,329 Do you want to talk about what worries us? 204 00:21:42,505 --> 00:21:44,582 Boring! 205 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:51,931 - Let's talk about your job. - I'm an entomologist. 206 00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:57,682 - There's something about beetles, isn't there? - Yes, but they are called n� insects. 207 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:05,357 Beetles are a type of insect, belonging to the order Hemiptera, - 208 00:22:05,573 --> 00:22:12,241 - of which there are 4,500 in North America and over 40,000 species of in the world. 209 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:19,373 Almost all real beetles have a pair of wings in front, which fold... 210 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:26,922 ... along the back. half deck wings, which is called hemel... hemelytra. 211 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:36,145 They are docile at the root and membranous at the tip. 212 00:22:36,358 --> 00:22:39,692 What is it? We're going to Vivaldi, after all. 213 00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:46,442 - We had to strike coins and krone 1 3 times. - Just make sure it wasn't accidental. 214 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:54,086 - It shouldn't be random, right? - What are you doing? 215 00:22:54,295 --> 00:23:01,010 I didn't mean anything by that. It's a reflex. Something in the muscles. 216 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:09,644 I don't know who you're going out with but I don't kiss the first time. 217 00:23:18,948 --> 00:23:23,991 - Sorry. It was just a reflex. - Timeout. 218 00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:30,996 Is this the borderland of madness? You don't do sin, Bobby. 219 00:23:31,212 --> 00:23:34,379 - Do you often go out with girls? - Yes. 220 00:23:34,591 --> 00:23:38,459 Who does sin with you? No one does! 221 00:23:38,679 --> 00:23:44,765 - What is your philosophy? - What? 222 00:23:44,978 --> 00:23:49,272 Everyone has one. Like a phone or a liver. 223 00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:53,018 - I don't have any. - Stop it. Everyone has one. 224 00:23:53,237 --> 00:23:59,740 - How do you see the world? - Let me see... My philosophy is... 225 00:24:00,996 --> 00:24:06,038 Right, I think we've been put here on Earth to look after each other. 226 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:12,089 It's a very isolated place, Earth. Many are indifferent to each other. 227 00:24:12,301 --> 00:24:18,470 It bothers me. I have thought much more than that. That's my opinion. 228 00:24:18,683 --> 00:24:22,977 - What is your philosophy? - My philosophy? 229 00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:32,569 - Stop it! Have you figured it out? - Yes. Excuse me. 230 00:24:35,369 --> 00:24:39,034 I don't kiss on the first date. 231 00:24:39,248 --> 00:24:41,953 - I've got it. - I don't kiss. 232 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:50,375 Wait, wait! 233 00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:58,554 It's strange. I don't know you. I don't usually do bad things. 234 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:03,682 Don't think so much. It shares things. 235 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:10,651 Maybe you're right. But before I Tell me what I thought? 236 00:25:13,871 --> 00:25:21,203 What if I keep sabotaging a good relationship with � have sex now�? 237 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:25,502 Imagine if it creates a false sense of intimacy, - 238 00:25:25,717 --> 00:25:29,846 - which feels good, but which is only a fantasy - 239 00:25:30,056 --> 00:25:34,635 - based on how we believe shall we wear it when we have sex? 240 00:25:34,853 --> 00:25:38,353 Think about the false sensation - 241 00:25:38,565 --> 00:25:47,274 - excludes any natural necessity for real intimacy? 242 00:25:47,492 --> 00:25:52,784 I liked that you sucked on my fingers. 243 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:05,296 - Where are we going? - I thought we were going to eat. 244 00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:09,843 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 245 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:13,844 - Honey, what are you doing here? - What a pleasant surprise. 246 00:26:14,064 --> 00:26:16,900 - Hello. How does it work? - Hello, mother. 247 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:20,146 - Nice hairstyle. - Haven't you washed your hair? 248 00:26:20,363 --> 00:26:23,815 - Who are you? - Barry. 249 00:26:24,034 --> 00:26:28,447 - A handsome young man. - What's your calling, Barry? 250 00:26:28,664 --> 00:26:32,959 - Father, no one says ''call'' anymore. - I own a computer store. 251 00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:38,330 - Fine. I am in the textile industry. - Do you use business software? 252 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:44,672 - It's high fever season. - I have NasalFree. 253 00:26:44,891 --> 00:26:48,177 I also have NasalFree. She doesn't want it. 254 00:26:48,395 --> 00:26:53,022 - I have 12-hour Aller-Drip. - Mother, I can only use 4-hour. 255 00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:58,027 - Have you eaten? - We were just about to have lunch. 256 00:26:58,239 --> 00:27:01,525 We live just around the corner. I don't want to share their date. 257 00:27:01,743 --> 00:27:06,322 Would you like some beef brisket? Just to keep the rod hungry. 258 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:08,913 - Yes, thank you. - Come on. 259 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,247 - What are you doing? - Don't be so boring! 260 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:17,008 - I'm out with one. - He will then enjoy himself. 261 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:22,594 - What has happened to your wrist? - I went on roller skates... 262 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:27,056 And you fell when you wanted to stop, and then you broke your wrist? 263 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:30,108 Yes, exactly. 264 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:39,327 Lucy, that's my mentor, totally and general orthopedic god, Mort Zalkind. 265 00:27:39,536 --> 00:27:44,163 Don't forget the orthopedist's beautiful daughter, Eve. 266 00:27:47,128 --> 00:27:50,747 The last time I saw you, you were around 11. 267 00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:55,178 12. I was riding, and you came to one of our barbecue parties. 268 00:27:55,388 --> 00:27:58,508 - I showed you how to... - Ride correctly. 269 00:27:58,725 --> 00:28:01,928 Follow the horse's movements... 270 00:28:02,145 --> 00:28:07,223 - Yes. You were amazing. - Eve has a good memory. 271 00:28:07,443 --> 00:28:13,067 - Yes. Obviously. - Shall we go fishing? 272 00:28:13,283 --> 00:28:17,910 - What has happened to your wrist? - I broke it in karate. 273 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:30,624 Maybe... Maybe... 274 00:28:30,845 --> 00:28:35,721 Maybe you should hold a little left when it comes to the wine? 275 00:28:40,647 --> 00:28:45,690 Excuse me. She just has returned from Antarctica. 276 00:28:47,447 --> 00:28:50,982 Reason for abstinence. 277 00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:57,362 I would like to bring out… 278 00:28:57,583 --> 00:29:03,669 ... a dish. For you and me. Lucy and Doug. 279 00:29:03,882 --> 00:29:07,631 Two people who have been through much pain, - 280 00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:14,976 - and probably a lot whining and complaining about life. S... 281 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:20,395 Regardless of whether it will be individually or together, - 282 00:29:20,609 --> 00:29:26,565 - near or far, so let's discuss for the happiness that awaits us. 283 00:29:26,783 --> 00:29:31,161 And embrace the great, cosmic process - 284 00:29:31,372 --> 00:29:35,951 - who put us together here tonight. 285 00:29:44,178 --> 00:29:46,550 Wash. 286 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:57,025 - It was very beautiful. - Even entomologists can revive. 287 00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:14,789 Only God and I know how I feel right now�. 288 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:23,009 I'm not God, but before I guess? 289 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:30,973 As if you floated calmly away - 290 00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:35,318 - on a wooden raft down a long, quiet river. 291 00:30:35,528 --> 00:30:40,985 - Very peaceful. - How did you know that? 292 00:30:41,201 --> 00:30:45,246 - I don't like to say that. - Are you psychic? 293 00:30:45,456 --> 00:30:52,539 Promise you don't believe that I've gone crazy or..? 294 00:30:52,756 --> 00:30:58,178 I can feel your energy in the room. 295 00:30:58,387 --> 00:31:05,351 - Feel my energy? - I feel your energy. 296 00:31:11,861 --> 00:31:14,696 - What is it? - Nothing. 297 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,192 You are much more advanced than me. 298 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,910 Yes, you are. I am completely unspiritual. 299 00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:26,750 I can never feel someone's energy, perceive vibrations - 300 00:31:26,961 --> 00:31:30,746 - or karma or something similar. I have often tried. 301 00:31:30,966 --> 00:31:38,464 - It doesn't matter. - I am spiritually handicapped. 302 00:31:38,683 --> 00:31:42,978 It was a wonderful year. My batting average was .302. 303 00:31:43,188 --> 00:31:46,889 So they expanded the playing staff in September, and I entered. 304 00:31:47,109 --> 00:31:50,064 Too much is about sports. 305 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:55,488 Men think more about football than their own families or lives. 306 00:31:55,702 --> 00:31:59,452 - What kind of shit is that? - Shut up, you caveman! 307 00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:04,209 - Women always fall short in sports. - I can't get down to it. 308 00:32:04,421 --> 00:32:10,590 But men have found a simple way � take out their frustrations on�. 309 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:15,050 Sexual, work-related and inner frustrations. 310 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:21,021 I'm not frustrated. I have a huge sex life. 311 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:24,186 Huge! 312 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:29,990 - Sit down. - Thank you. 313 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,697 So, Barry, what can I tell you about my lovely daughter? 314 00:32:34,914 --> 00:32:38,366 - Nothing. - Everything. It's not that bad. 315 00:32:38,585 --> 00:32:42,713 First, you need to know that she is incredibly stubborn. 316 00:32:42,923 --> 00:32:47,170 Isn't that a reasonable consideration? I mean that positively. 317 00:32:47,386 --> 00:32:52,843 - She probably doesn't take it positively. - She perceives everything as an attack. 318 00:32:53,059 --> 00:32:56,678 - Would you like something in your coffee, Barry? - No thanks. 319 00:32:56,897 --> 00:33:00,978 When she was little she wanted to be a ballet dancer. 320 00:33:01,194 --> 00:33:04,111 I was just interested in it. 321 00:33:04,322 --> 00:33:08,237 We couldn't get you out of it the ballet tutu. She slept in it. 322 00:33:08,452 --> 00:33:13,743 - But she wasn't in the mood. - No, her feet are completely flat. 323 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,580 They are useless for dancing. She has your feet. 324 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:20,840 It's something genetic. She doesn't have the stubbornness from me. 325 00:33:21,049 --> 00:33:23,173 - Show him your feet. - No! 326 00:33:23,385 --> 00:33:26,303 - It's not your breasts. - Mother! 327 00:33:26,514 --> 00:33:30,299 - You must not show him your breasts. - It's okay. 328 00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:35,858 - I'm not showing anyone anything. - You see, Barry? Stubborn. 329 00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:38,392 I'm in hell. 330 00:33:43,909 --> 00:33:46,365 I think I have a pacifier. 331 00:33:47,872 --> 00:33:52,368 I can't keep it calm. 332 00:33:54,713 --> 00:33:58,925 The problem is that you hold it with one hand. Right. 333 00:33:59,134 --> 00:34:02,420 - How is it? - Much better. 334 00:34:02,638 --> 00:34:07,384 - You're good at that with the pole. - You're good at that with the pole... 335 00:34:07,602 --> 00:34:11,980 - Excuse me? - What? Nothing. 336 00:34:14,402 --> 00:34:17,569 - What do you actually do? - I train dogs. 337 00:34:17,781 --> 00:34:19,690 �, so to speak. 338 00:34:19,908 --> 00:34:25,116 Luke, you should see her with Grand Danoiser at 80 kilos. 339 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:28,996 - They become like puppies. - I have had two Rottweilers. 340 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:34,715 - God! It's my favorite dog. - That's not true! 341 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:41,721 I never have traveled to an exotic country. 342 00:34:41,933 --> 00:34:45,184 I have never learned � play any instrument. 343 00:34:45,395 --> 00:34:48,480 I've never had a dog who loved me. 344 00:34:48,691 --> 00:34:54,278 I had a cocker spaniel once. I think it respected me. 345 00:34:56,283 --> 00:35:00,067 I've never been dumped out of a restaurant before. 346 00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:06,118 Let me... 347 00:35:06,336 --> 00:35:10,963 - Do you take Xanax? - No. 348 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:15,505 It's my friend's. I hold them for her. 349 00:35:15,721 --> 00:35:19,767 She gets paranoid if… 350 00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:24,057 We experimented with Xanax on certain wasp species. 351 00:35:24,273 --> 00:35:31,522 And even in �rsm� doses suppressed that their aggressions. Very logical. 352 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:35,868 Do you think I have too many aggressions? 353 00:35:39,957 --> 00:35:44,703 - What do you say then? - You shouldn't have done that. 354 00:35:47,549 --> 00:35:49,673 Why not? 355 00:35:49,885 --> 00:35:55,426 With all the alcohol you have in the system, you can easily go into a coma. 356 00:35:59,897 --> 00:36:04,440 I can feel the energy from your �reflip. 357 00:36:04,652 --> 00:36:09,813 Do you see? It proves that you are spiritual. 358 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:14,411 - Does it? - Yes. To a high degree. 359 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:25,794 You have the sea air beneath you. 360 00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:32,013 And the mist and the moon and the clouds of the ages through the army. 361 00:36:34,019 --> 00:36:39,773 - So is it from your first play? - Yeah. 362 00:36:39,984 --> 00:36:45,988 I remember that role well. He believes he is an incarnation of Julius C�sar. 363 00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:49,201 - Well remembered! - Yes. 364 00:36:49,411 --> 00:36:54,537 - I liked him. - I did that too. 365 00:36:54,751 --> 00:37:01,917 - Wait. His name was Gabriel, wasn't he? - Yes, it is an autobiographical play. 366 00:37:06,014 --> 00:37:11,056 Were you Julius Caesar in a past life? 367 00:37:11,269 --> 00:37:13,143 Yes. 368 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,640 Is there a problem? 369 00:37:39,468 --> 00:37:45,839 - Lovely beef brisket, Mrs. F. - Just eat! There is more. 370 00:37:46,059 --> 00:37:49,511 - It's late. - He likes it. 371 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:51,972 I'm on a date! 372 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:56,818 God! Excuse me. Look at that! Stay standing. 373 00:37:57,030 --> 00:38:02,535 - Do you have mineral water? - Forget it. You have to burn it. 374 00:38:02,745 --> 00:38:07,123 I have a lot of shirts I never use. 375 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:11,201 Calm. I have a lot of shirts. You get one from me. 376 00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:18,670 - That's why I don't bring men home. - Lucy, I love him! 377 00:38:18,888 --> 00:38:24,227 This is Lucy's room. We have left everything as it was. 378 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:28,137 I'll probably find the shirt. Thanks. 379 00:38:28,357 --> 00:38:30,730 It's a Gauguin. 380 00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:35,273 It's my favorite painter, second only to Modigliani. 381 00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:40,283 Modigliani is my favorite painter after Matisse, Vermeer and Hockney. 382 00:38:40,496 --> 00:38:46,701 Tahiti is the place I would most like to go. In front of Maui, Madagascar and Guam. 383 00:38:48,547 --> 00:38:51,750 - Me too. - Really? 384 00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:57,383 - We should go there. - After the meal we go. 385 00:38:57,599 --> 00:39:02,557 - I'm just going to change my shirt. - I'll find one for you. 386 00:39:02,771 --> 00:39:07,648 - I don't know what's here, but... - George Michael! 387 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:12,523 - You must have really been in love. - Just take a shirt. 388 00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:22,080 - What are you doing? - I don't want to see you take off your clothes. 389 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:25,579 Why not? Some have to. 390 00:39:28,551 --> 00:39:31,386 - Are you looking? - No. 391 00:39:31,596 --> 00:39:37,931 I looked at the plaster by the door. It keeps falling off. 392 00:39:43,276 --> 00:39:47,190 It's the ugliest shirt you have ever worn. 393 00:39:47,405 --> 00:39:51,867 - You have only known me for a day. - Believe me. It is disgusting. 394 00:39:55,289 --> 00:40:01,044 - It's... What's with the neck? - There is something behind here. 395 00:40:01,254 --> 00:40:04,624 Let me see. It is enough... 396 00:40:04,842 --> 00:40:10,264 It's a little label or something. A cleaning pad. 397 00:40:25,907 --> 00:40:32,196 There was a mark on the shirt, and it stung. A dry cleaning brand. 398 00:40:32,415 --> 00:40:35,037 - It stung and... - It was... 399 00:40:35,251 --> 00:40:39,499 Right. Your mother has served cake. 400 00:40:44,262 --> 00:40:48,260 - Now it's coming! - I can feel it! yes! 401 00:40:48,350 --> 00:40:53,937 - Watch out. It's coming now. - It's fantastic! 402 00:40:54,148 --> 00:40:57,398 - It's huge! - We have it. 403 00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:09,073 Yes, it's Lucy. I'm on a boat with an incredible guy. 404 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:12,825 Hatch? Luke is doing fine. 405 00:41:13,044 --> 00:41:18,336 He flirts with his colleague's daughter. She sets her sights on him. 406 00:41:18,551 --> 00:41:22,465 Another also flirts with him. Don't panic. Hold fast. 407 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,302 - Show him your ass. - No! 408 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:30,476 - Calm down. - She must have an upper hand. 409 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:37,523 What if I'm not tan enough? I can't fake a sunburn. 410 00:41:37,739 --> 00:41:43,695 - It's terrible, Jo. - Eve just caught a huge fish! 411 00:41:43,913 --> 00:41:48,540 My brain. It's like oatmeal. 412 00:41:48,752 --> 00:41:54,791 I can't think. I can't catch my breath. 413 00:41:55,009 --> 00:41:58,841 It's only the pills that work now. 414 00:41:59,055 --> 00:42:02,424 I can't catch my breath. I die. 415 00:42:02,642 --> 00:42:07,104 - Take it easy. You don't die. - Help! 416 00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:15,314 I'm going into a coma! 417 00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:20,658 - Come here... - Help me up! 418 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:29,497 Now I'm fine. Let's have a sn�ball war. 419 00:42:32,176 --> 00:42:35,094 I am writing an article about four-wheel drive vehicles. 420 00:42:35,304 --> 00:42:41,141 Ram Charger, Isuzu Trooper. The fact that they symbolize sexual power. 421 00:42:43,939 --> 00:42:50,690 Gabriel? We must get to know each other better. 422 00:42:50,906 --> 00:42:55,533 It is impossible. We have just been in bed together. 423 00:42:58,831 --> 00:43:03,043 - Have you had salt in the water? - No. 424 00:43:03,253 --> 00:43:08,414 There is something we can do that we can't is sexual. Put salt in the water. 425 00:43:08,634 --> 00:43:12,086 You can say that. 426 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:29,735 - Did you like the music? - Yes, it was good. 427 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:34,826 - It was old, but good. - It was a good criticism. 428 00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:44,585 - Do you have an appointment? - No, I'm just... a bit restless. 429 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:51,385 It has been over an hour, and no one has asked for your autograph. 430 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:56,761 - What do you mean by that? - Nothing. 431 00:43:58,190 --> 00:44:01,726 I'm not exactly your type. 432 00:44:01,945 --> 00:44:07,236 Maybe you should go out with a dead man like him there Mozart. 433 00:44:07,451 --> 00:44:14,748 - He then wrote 41 symphonies. - I hit 41 home runs in '79. 434 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:19,622 - And he wrote operas and quartets. - I was called to the court's findings. 435 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:24,337 - He played for the court like a ni�rig. - You know what? Forget it. 436 00:44:26,973 --> 00:44:32,977 - Look how thin her knees were! - What a fool. 437 00:44:35,566 --> 00:44:41,071 - I also played on that statue. - �? I may have seen you. 438 00:44:46,412 --> 00:44:51,324 You were a real tomboy. You thought she wanted to be a lesbian. 439 00:44:53,754 --> 00:44:58,131 Wasn't that the day you got your first period pains? 440 00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:01,712 - She probably still has. - I do! Now that's enough! 441 00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:06,473 - Treasure! - What have I said? 442 00:45:06,685 --> 00:45:09,093 I'm enjoying myself. They are fine. 443 00:45:09,313 --> 00:45:15,186 First there are flat feet, and now are there period pains? 444 00:45:16,446 --> 00:45:21,322 My parents are also true. 445 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:24,951 But I've never walked in the middle of a movie. 446 00:45:25,164 --> 00:45:30,041 - Here is Lucy in high school. Barry, look. - You promised you would cut it out! 447 00:45:30,253 --> 00:45:33,753 Why? You look adorable with the black lipstick. 448 00:45:33,966 --> 00:45:39,803 You were incredible. You were so angry. Just look at the black lipstick. 449 00:45:40,014 --> 00:45:44,642 Do you remember that I wanted to send you at boarding school in Switzerland? 450 00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:49,017 She was sent home from school. She walked around with a skull. 451 00:45:49,233 --> 00:45:53,397 - She scared the other kids. - Really? 452 00:45:57,117 --> 00:45:59,822 Lucy? 453 00:46:01,956 --> 00:46:07,413 - Are you ready for some tennis? - What about her broken hand? 454 00:46:07,629 --> 00:46:11,081 - The two of us can play. - I can play well! 455 00:46:14,929 --> 00:46:18,180 Come on! What? 456 00:46:18,391 --> 00:46:23,469 - Are you trying to kill her? - I'm just trying to win. 457 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:37,659 Do you like � serve aces against girls and old men? 458 00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:42,285 - Who do you call an old man? - I'm not a girl! 459 00:46:42,502 --> 00:46:46,251 What's the matter? Do you have no competitive mentality? 460 00:46:46,465 --> 00:46:52,136 - 40-15. - Take it easy. Just look at the ball. 461 00:46:52,347 --> 00:46:56,012 - You serve well, Luke! - She thinks I serve well. 462 00:46:56,226 --> 00:47:02,479 - Then marry her. - Why do we have to argue? 463 00:47:02,692 --> 00:47:09,063 - We only play tennis. Relax. - ''Relax''? What do you mean? 464 00:47:10,868 --> 00:47:15,281 I am not a relaxed person. I am constantly tense. 465 00:47:18,376 --> 00:47:24,297 So we got married, and everything seemed quite idyllic. 466 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:31,805 After a while it started the symbolic bond to untie. 467 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:38,264 And then it was just friendship again. And that is not enough in a marriage. 468 00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:42,730 At least that's what she said. And she was right. I know it well. 469 00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:48,403 Women are much braver than men. Men are much more… 470 00:47:48,619 --> 00:47:51,953 ... disinclined to end things. 471 00:47:52,165 --> 00:47:57,456 - I think we should get married. - Excuse me? 472 00:47:57,671 --> 00:48:03,259 You're a pretty sensible guy, and I'm a sensible girl. 473 00:48:03,469 --> 00:48:08,677 We probably have about the same taste. 474 00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:16,272 I just want to… 475 00:48:16,484 --> 00:48:21,360 ... Economize with our time. What do you say? 476 00:48:21,573 --> 00:48:24,243 It... 477 00:48:24,451 --> 00:48:27,406 It comes a bit suddenly. 478 00:48:38,342 --> 00:48:42,008 - We lack squash. - Do we do it? 479 00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:45,805 Yes. It should be in the sauce. I go down and get someone. 480 00:48:46,018 --> 00:48:50,098 No, I can go. Stay here, you. 481 00:48:58,991 --> 00:49:02,656 I just need some fresh air. 482 00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:14,755 I'll be back. 483 00:50:06,609 --> 00:50:09,397 Think I agreed to this. 484 00:50:09,613 --> 00:50:13,942 It's an all-time baseball fair. 485 00:50:14,159 --> 00:50:16,366 Teaneck in New Jersey. 486 00:50:16,579 --> 00:50:20,363 Wait and see. They roll out the red carpet when I arrive. 487 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:24,368 I can't wait. It will be fun. 488 00:50:36,351 --> 00:50:39,970 Hello to you. What do you say? 489 00:50:40,189 --> 00:50:42,894 That is why America is dissolving. 490 00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:47,855 That's what makes America great. Do you think they have this in France? 491 00:50:48,073 --> 00:50:51,324 Bobby Staley! 492 00:50:51,535 --> 00:50:54,987 Bobby Staley played for the Mets in 86. 493 00:50:55,206 --> 00:50:59,750 - Hello. That's my son, Mr. Staley. - What's your name? Tommy? 494 00:51:03,048 --> 00:51:05,504 Can I get an autograph? 495 00:51:05,718 --> 00:51:10,677 I've met Nolan Ryan nine times. How many times did I get kicked out? 496 00:51:10,891 --> 00:51:15,553 - Nine? - Yep! But I hit a bad ball. 497 00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:25,821 Bobby, that was really uplifting. 498 00:51:26,033 --> 00:51:30,245 The way you spoke to those people. You saved their night. 499 00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:32,744 I said so. It's fun. 500 00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:37,169 You are a childhood icon for all those men. 501 00:51:37,379 --> 00:51:44,343 - What do you mean? - You are an icon. It's poignant. 502 00:51:44,554 --> 00:51:48,932 Men cannot handle that they are getting older. 503 00:51:49,142 --> 00:51:54,268 That the dreams did not come true. And by � clinging to sports things, - 504 00:51:54,482 --> 00:51:59,690 - they cling to childhood. That time when they had everything in front of them. 505 00:51:59,905 --> 00:52:02,906 You're a baseball player from back in the day. 506 00:52:03,117 --> 00:52:07,863 That's why you are the icon on their lost youth. 507 00:52:08,957 --> 00:52:14,034 Has no one ever said that you think too much? 508 00:52:14,254 --> 00:52:19,878 - All life. - You are the icon of too much thinking. 509 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:25,469 - It doesn't exist. - Yes, and you are. 510 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:28,769 I think we are a good doubles pair. 511 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:33,642 - Do you think? - Yes. Eve was incredibly pushy. 512 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:38,439 ''Luke, help me catch a fish. Luke, you serve so well.'' 513 00:52:38,657 --> 00:52:45,277 I was looking forward to getting rid of it her, so the two of us could be alone. 514 00:52:45,498 --> 00:52:50,125 I had to be decent against her because of her father. 515 00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:55,213 You will think that it is stupid, but I have bought you a present. 516 00:52:56,385 --> 00:53:00,135 Have you bought me a present? When? Where? 517 00:53:00,348 --> 00:53:03,469 While we were shopping. While you were buying champagne, - 518 00:53:03,685 --> 00:53:07,055 - I poked in next to it and bought you something. 519 00:53:07,273 --> 00:53:10,974 - Unpack it. Maybe you hate it. - Hardly. 520 00:53:11,194 --> 00:53:17,529 It was seen. You didn't need to. But I love � few� gifts. 521 00:53:17,743 --> 00:53:19,819 GRASS STREET 522 00:53:24,376 --> 00:53:26,250 Look inside. 523 00:53:30,424 --> 00:53:36,131 ''To Lucy. Make love to me on the grass. Loosen your vocal cords.'' 524 00:53:36,348 --> 00:53:39,764 ''Not for words, music or rhyme.'' 525 00:53:39,977 --> 00:53:43,892 ''I don't want a sermon, not even the best. 526 00:53:44,106 --> 00:53:50,691 ''Just the trolling I like, the hum of your soft voice.'' 527 00:53:54,869 --> 00:53:57,241 Thank you. 528 00:54:39,211 --> 00:54:42,960 - Doug... - Yes? 529 00:54:43,174 --> 00:54:48,417 - What time is it? - Around one. How are you? 530 00:54:51,808 --> 00:54:53,848 Not good. 531 00:54:57,106 --> 00:55:03,359 I'm sorry that I behaved so badly. I am really… 532 00:55:03,572 --> 00:55:06,739 ... embarrassed. 533 00:55:06,951 --> 00:55:14,117 You weren't that bad then. You were pretty drunk, but… 534 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:21,879 I feel transformed of the date v�r. 535 00:55:22,093 --> 00:55:25,676 How? 536 00:55:25,889 --> 00:55:30,551 Some will probably say that I am an overcautious type. 537 00:55:30,769 --> 00:55:35,646 My wife... my ex-wife always said that outwardly I was tense, - 538 00:55:35,858 --> 00:55:40,770 - but inside I really was tense. That's not quite right. 539 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:46,411 But I never thought I would get thrown out of a restaurant. 540 00:55:46,621 --> 00:55:53,205 Or steal a big pack of Pop-Tarts from a convenience store. 541 00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:57,668 You said I didn't dare. Otherwise you would tell everyone I'm a wet fish. 542 00:55:57,883 --> 00:56:02,712 I wasn't so drunk that I didn't remember we stole Pop-Tarts. 543 00:56:02,931 --> 00:56:07,012 Right. Strawberry flavor. 544 00:56:08,562 --> 00:56:13,902 I am a new person. Thank you very much. 545 00:56:19,992 --> 00:56:26,078 Maybe... Maybe we could try this again another time, - 546 00:56:26,291 --> 00:56:32,959 - when I'm not so drunk and repulsive and stupid. 547 00:56:34,634 --> 00:56:37,469 Yes. Maybe. 548 00:56:40,265 --> 00:56:42,341 Maybe. 549 00:56:50,527 --> 00:56:53,362 Thanks. 550 00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:06,034 Idiot... 551 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,609 - Shit! - Hello! 552 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:31,905 You scared me. Don't sneak up on people. 553 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,699 - I didn't sneak. I approached. - Yes, you snuck. 554 00:57:35,912 --> 00:57:38,948 - Sorry. - You have changed your shirt then. 555 00:57:39,165 --> 00:57:43,329 - We didn't have a completely normal date. - What do you think about the family dinner? 556 00:57:43,545 --> 00:57:48,042 Did you really walk around with a picture by Spandau Ballet in your first bra? 557 00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:53,378 It was pretty funny. You did that for two years. 558 00:57:53,598 --> 00:58:01,607 Did mother tell you? She promised she would never say that. 559 00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:06,360 It's not funny. He doesn't sing it right at all. 560 00:58:06,571 --> 00:58:10,700 Clap again, Barry. G�. Leave me alone. 561 00:58:10,910 --> 00:58:15,204 Clap again. Leave me alone, Barry. 562 00:58:15,415 --> 00:58:19,662 - Stop it. - Right. I have something for you. 563 00:58:19,878 --> 00:58:24,375 - I'm not interested, s... - Take it now. 564 00:58:24,592 --> 00:58:27,262 Right. 565 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,806 ''Aller-Drip 4-Hour Relief.'' 566 00:58:38,024 --> 00:58:41,974 - Are you happy now? - Where did you find them? 567 00:58:42,195 --> 00:58:46,276 - I went hunting. - Nobody has them anymore. 568 00:58:46,492 --> 00:58:51,154 - I met ten different places. - Did you go ten places for my sake? 569 00:58:51,372 --> 00:58:56,284 I thought of you wandering around and nose, while everyone looked at you. 570 00:58:56,503 --> 00:59:02,127 I had to do something. This... settles the situation. 571 00:59:06,306 --> 00:59:14,053 - Now you have 4-hour relief. - Now I have 4-hour relief. 572 00:59:37,633 --> 00:59:44,384 - I'd better give up. - I'd better give up too. 573 00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:47,435 I don't think that's a good idea. 574 00:59:47,645 --> 00:59:51,690 Good ideas are recognized rare of their contemporaries. 575 00:59:51,899 --> 00:59:56,479 I don't want to do anything hastily. Have you never jumped into bed with one, - 576 00:59:56,697 --> 01:00:00,113 - and regretted it right after? 577 01:00:00,326 --> 01:00:02,615 No. 578 01:00:02,829 --> 01:00:05,581 Yes, I have. 579 01:00:07,334 --> 01:00:11,462 But we didn't want to jump into bed, because you have no furniture. 580 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:16,508 It is true enough… 581 01:00:16,719 --> 01:00:20,219 I'm terrible at singing. 582 01:00:20,432 --> 01:00:25,854 - Then I'll call you. - Do you promise? 583 01:00:28,650 --> 01:00:32,101 - Thank you. - Just nice. 584 01:00:36,617 --> 01:00:39,155 Farewell. 585 01:00:58,433 --> 01:01:01,767 - What are you saying? - Great. 586 01:01:01,979 --> 01:01:07,319 You are clearly the smartest girl I have been out with. 587 01:01:07,527 --> 01:01:11,822 In baseball, you must know five things: 588 01:01:12,032 --> 01:01:18,700 One must be able to hit, hit hard, positioning, running quickly and throwing. 589 01:01:18,915 --> 01:01:27,339 Women should be beautiful, wise, clever, beautiful and young. 590 01:01:27,550 --> 01:01:32,711 If one has all five things you get in the ''Hall of Fame''. 591 01:01:35,309 --> 01:01:39,805 Really? Women don't look at men that way. 592 01:01:41,232 --> 01:01:44,483 How? 593 01:01:44,694 --> 01:01:49,357 We just want a big dick. Blink! 594 01:02:00,045 --> 01:02:03,878 - Thank you. - Just nice. 595 01:02:07,095 --> 01:02:13,181 I am happy to that you won in coins or krone. 596 01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:20,275 Where has the reflex gone? The thing with the muscles? The kiss? 597 01:02:20,485 --> 01:02:24,946 - I have got a handle on that. - Yes, well... 598 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:36,033 - I had fun at the fair. - I had fun with Vivaldi. 599 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:39,457 - I'm calling. - Fine. 600 01:02:43,636 --> 01:02:46,341 Farewell. 601 01:02:50,394 --> 01:02:53,395 I run better if I lean forward. 602 01:02:53,606 --> 01:02:57,189 You were right about the arms. It is much easier. 603 01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:02,111 - Hold your hand so I can reach it. - If I do, I'll fall. 604 01:03:02,324 --> 01:03:06,786 - Barry, what are you doing? - Look at your finger. 605 01:03:11,209 --> 01:03:17,046 - Do you like it? - Yes, it's great. 606 01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:22,802 - But..? - Nothing. It is pretty. 607 01:03:23,014 --> 01:03:28,804 It's great, but we have only known each other for six weeks. 608 01:03:29,021 --> 01:03:32,557 It's almost seven. Lucy, watch out! 609 01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:41,486 - Lucy... Are you okay? - My wrist. 610 01:03:45,165 --> 01:03:48,451 are you ok 611 01:03:52,423 --> 01:03:57,085 Excuse me. It wasn't meant to be. 612 01:03:58,805 --> 01:04:00,881 I... 613 01:04:01,099 --> 01:04:04,884 I'm just not ready. 614 01:04:11,069 --> 01:04:16,230 - Everything okay? - I am allergic to almonds. 615 01:04:16,450 --> 01:04:22,324 - Do you have allergy medicine on you? - No, only during the high fever season. 616 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:25,376 I shouldn't eat almonds. 617 01:04:25,586 --> 01:04:29,833 Look at the sky. That's why I love the beach. 618 01:04:30,049 --> 01:04:35,590 I love New York too� but there doesn't the sky have such beautiful colors. 619 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:42,343 Look at that blue colour. It's just so... blah. 620 01:04:53,033 --> 01:04:55,904 I LIKE YOU 621 01:05:06,424 --> 01:05:09,674 SIX WEEKS LATER 622 01:05:31,285 --> 01:05:34,702 J.F.K. the airport, please. 623 01:05:34,914 --> 01:05:38,414 Any particular road you want to drive? 624 01:05:39,545 --> 01:05:42,036 Through Tribeca. 625 01:05:42,256 --> 01:05:49,090 - It is not the shortest way. - It's okay. It is prettier. 626 01:06:08,119 --> 01:06:10,277 Don't you want to stop here? 627 01:06:22,886 --> 01:06:24,760 Thanks. 628 01:06:51,710 --> 01:06:56,586 I'm trying to get them sold there. 629 01:07:06,602 --> 01:07:08,891 Lucy? 630 01:07:14,736 --> 01:07:20,193 I thought it was you, yes. I just didn't recognize the leaves. 631 01:07:24,122 --> 01:07:27,741 It's very funny. I was just thinking about you. 632 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:32,587 - And here I am. - Yes. 633 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:39,846 - Have you become a garden owner? - It's a present for the neighbour's cousin. 634 01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:45,681 She loves oranges, so i thought it would be nice... 635 01:07:49,484 --> 01:07:55,986 - How are you? - Good. Very good. 636 01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:01,990 The goodness hovers around me like a big airship. 637 01:08:02,207 --> 01:08:05,623 - And you? - Good. I'm fine. 638 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:09,003 I am happy about that. 639 01:08:11,968 --> 01:08:16,880 Do you want to join the party tomorrow night? 640 01:08:17,099 --> 01:08:20,551 The store is celebrating its fifth anniversary. 641 01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:23,687 I can't. 642 01:08:23,898 --> 01:08:27,683 I would very much like to join. 643 01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:31,652 But I can't. 644 01:08:34,952 --> 01:08:37,526 Well, but... 645 01:08:41,418 --> 01:08:48,086 Would you like a taxi? There is one there. Do you want it? 646 01:08:54,725 --> 01:08:57,347 Thanks. 647 01:08:57,561 --> 01:09:01,690 - It was good to see you again. - In the same way. 648 01:09:03,109 --> 01:09:06,609 - Take care of the tree. - Yes, it's that big. 649 01:09:06,822 --> 01:09:10,441 I would have a smaller one, but they didn't have… 650 01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:13,744 This leads to larger oranges. 651 01:09:20,796 --> 01:09:26,800 If you change your mind, that's it the corner of 21 st. and 5th. Eight o'clock. 652 01:09:27,012 --> 01:09:29,764 Farewell. 653 01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:09,549 - Hello, Lucy. So I came. - How are you? 654 01:10:09,768 --> 01:10:15,012 - Fine. Nice flight. What is it? - Just a welcome gift. 655 01:10:15,233 --> 01:10:20,939 That's right. You look radiant. Are you taking the suitcase? 656 01:10:26,162 --> 01:10:30,741 Barry! How are you? Good to see you. 657 01:10:30,959 --> 01:10:34,874 - Here's your shirt. - Thank you very much. 658 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:40,339 What can I do for you? 659 01:10:40,553 --> 01:10:45,097 - Do you have a moment? - Yes, then. Come in. 660 01:10:45,309 --> 01:10:48,144 - Lori, it's Barry! - Nice! 661 01:10:53,151 --> 01:10:56,022 I'm coming, I'm coming. 662 01:11:03,037 --> 01:11:07,166 Hello. Stylish blouse. 663 01:11:07,376 --> 01:11:12,619 Now it's official. Here is the ID card mine to the New York hospitals. 664 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,459 So good. Congratulations. 665 01:11:18,764 --> 01:11:22,215 Come in and sit down. 666 01:11:23,644 --> 01:11:29,434 Honey, I'm sorry. It's the hospital. A moment... 667 01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:48,120 Lucy, look out your bedroom window. 668 01:13:55,066 --> 01:14:01,105 Treasure? Sorry about the phone. You will love this place. 669 01:14:20,470 --> 01:14:25,216 It's unbelievable. I feel as a New Yorker already. 670 01:14:25,434 --> 01:14:30,227 I've only been here for a day and a half, and I feel... 671 01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:34,568 There was, for example, an outsider outside my new house. 672 01:14:34,778 --> 01:14:41,066 And I walked right past him without � giving a shilling. Like a true New Yorker. 673 01:14:41,285 --> 01:14:45,699 Isn't that wonderful? Lucy? 674 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:53,462 - Aren't you glad I'm here? - Yeah. I'm just completely in shock. 675 01:14:53,674 --> 01:14:59,180 I am shocked that the apartment mine has been refurbished. 676 01:14:59,389 --> 01:15:04,052 You will see what I do with the vacation home in Westchester. 677 01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:10,356 The whole earth is leveled, so I can make a tennis court. 678 01:15:10,569 --> 01:15:15,112 Dining room. oak table, oak panelling, oak flooring. 679 01:15:15,324 --> 01:15:19,369 And this is the basement. I am installing a shower cubicle. 680 01:15:19,579 --> 01:15:23,708 Men don't like bathtubs. Men like showers. 681 01:15:23,917 --> 01:15:28,580 They like the sound of water. In the bathtub do you have time to think about - 682 01:15:28,798 --> 01:15:33,010 - that you are naked, and it can be threatening for a man. 683 01:15:33,219 --> 01:15:36,671 Are we getting obsessions again? 684 01:15:36,890 --> 01:15:42,478 - Haven't we talked about it? - It's just an opinion. 685 01:15:42,689 --> 01:15:45,856 It's just a little obsession. 686 01:15:46,067 --> 01:15:52,272 - Sorry. - Shower downstairs, and upstairs... 687 01:15:52,491 --> 01:15:58,246 Work corner. Perfect if you will come and write in peace and quiet. 688 01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,496 Are you coming up there this weekend? 689 01:16:08,843 --> 01:16:11,845 I don't know. 690 01:16:13,599 --> 01:16:17,182 Then I have to persuade you. 691 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,563 What are you doing? 692 01:16:22,776 --> 01:16:26,311 My beloved Lucy, will you take this man, Luke, - 693 01:16:26,530 --> 01:16:30,398 - for a weekend full of happiness in his newly renovated... 694 01:16:30,618 --> 01:16:34,830 - Damn it! - Sorry. 695 01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,709 - Let me... - No. Leave me alone. 696 01:16:37,918 --> 01:16:43,209 You are a brick major! This is an Armani blouse. 697 01:16:43,424 --> 01:16:46,426 - Do you have mineral water? - What? 698 01:16:46,636 --> 01:16:51,133 - Do you have mineral water? - Lucy, clap again for a moment. 699 01:16:54,645 --> 01:16:58,311 - Really sorry. - Where is the director? 700 01:17:00,318 --> 01:17:02,644 Lucy? 701 01:18:02,598 --> 01:18:05,006 Baby, I need you 702 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:12,190 you are the only one which has really hurt 703 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:18,155 maybe I'm crazy but I can't live without it 704 01:18:18,365 --> 01:18:24,286 your love and kindness that shows me the way 705 01:18:24,497 --> 01:18:31,746 like a guiding star you help me through my darkest hour 706 01:18:31,964 --> 01:18:37,885 maybe i'm asking that you will always be 707 01:18:38,096 --> 01:18:41,513 by my side 708 01:18:41,725 --> 01:18:47,480 before was my life just empty feelings... 709 01:18:51,486 --> 01:18:56,315 Lucy... I didn't think you came. 710 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:07,244 Hello. My name is Lucy. 711 01:19:16,723 --> 01:19:20,888 Barry... What you did tonight was the cutest - 712 01:19:21,103 --> 01:19:25,849 - anyone ever has done for me all my life. 713 01:19:26,067 --> 01:19:30,813 I miss you, you are sweet, and me Can't believe we stopped seeing each other. 714 01:19:31,031 --> 01:19:34,650 And I'm sorry that you saw me with Luke. 715 01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:39,781 Lucy, my name is Alan Richmond. I'm Barry's warehouse manager. 716 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:46,371 Are you with Luke? You freaked out when I gave you the ring. 717 01:19:46,591 --> 01:19:50,755 - Lots of wonderful memories, huh? - Alan! 718 01:19:57,144 --> 01:20:00,929 Barry, the timing was just wrong. 719 01:20:01,149 --> 01:20:07,188 What does it mean in girl's language? ''I want to roll in the sand in Miami''? 720 01:20:07,406 --> 01:20:12,199 I am happy I was with Luke. Really. 721 01:20:13,413 --> 01:20:19,167 It's not pretty � say, but he made me realize how great you are. 722 01:20:22,131 --> 01:20:27,126 I probably knew all along who the right one was. Not the perfect one. 723 01:20:31,225 --> 01:20:37,394 I have really tried Stop thinking about you. 724 01:20:37,607 --> 01:20:42,068 But I was on a tax course, and then I thought of you. 725 01:20:42,279 --> 01:20:47,487 The tax must be paid in April, and my sister's birthday is in April. 726 01:20:47,702 --> 01:20:52,495 She married a veterinarian. So I thought about the day at the zoo, - 727 01:20:52,708 --> 01:20:57,584 - where we hushed around at the ice bear cave. 728 01:20:59,882 --> 01:21:02,635 I miss you very much. 729 01:21:02,844 --> 01:21:07,341 - You should have told me that. - You were in Florida. 730 01:21:07,558 --> 01:21:10,643 I wish I had told you to your husband? 731 01:21:10,853 --> 01:21:16,773 - You could have come again. - You could have caught me earlier. 732 01:21:18,570 --> 01:21:23,778 - I'm sorry for that. - Are you very sad? 733 01:21:23,993 --> 01:21:26,152 No. 734 01:21:28,874 --> 01:21:31,447 Yes. 735 01:21:31,669 --> 01:21:35,916 Very sorry. 736 01:21:46,018 --> 01:21:53,315 Love is so many things as I feel 737 01:21:53,527 --> 01:21:59,317 which I only feel with you 738 01:21:59,534 --> 01:22:03,911 only with you 739 01:22:05,374 --> 01:22:10,748 so there are the things that we do... 740 01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:19,007 as I have only done with you 741 01:22:19,223 --> 01:22:24,181 only with you 742 01:22:24,395 --> 01:22:32,487 before, love always had its ups and downs 743 01:22:32,696 --> 01:22:37,822 until I finally found love 744 01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:59,051 I know one thing for sure which I want to do 745 01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:06,644 I want to live this life with you 746 01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:10,775 only with you 747 01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:16,322 yes it is true 748 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:25,749 the only thing i want is to live my life with you 749 01:23:27,967 --> 01:23:34,849 the only thing i want is to live my life with you 750 01:23:35,059 --> 01:23:41,643 yes it is true i want to live my life with you 751 01:23:41,858 --> 01:23:47,778 the only thing i want is to live my life with you 752 01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:50,861 WILL YOU STILL MARRIED ME? 753 01:23:51,077 --> 01:23:55,574 the only thing i want 754 01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:59,456 is to live my life with you. 755 01:24:19,693 --> 01:24:27,405 And I hereby declare to you, Lucy and Barry, what real spouses we are. 756 01:24:27,619 --> 01:24:30,288 You can kiss the bride. 757 01:24:35,795 --> 01:24:39,246 It's lovely. Have a great time. 758 01:24:41,801 --> 01:24:47,223 Melissa, say hello to Bobby Staley. Bobby, it's Melissa... 759 01:24:47,433 --> 01:24:52,724 - De Fortuna. - Hello. Great dress. 760 01:24:52,939 --> 01:24:59,856 - Thank you. Nice tuxedo. - It is not rented. I have bought it. 761 01:25:00,072 --> 01:25:02,860 Yes, yes... 762 01:25:11,585 --> 01:25:16,164 - What is your philosophy? - My philosophy?