1 00:00:49,218 --> 00:00:51,085 (BELL TOLLING) 2 00:00:53,289 --> 00:00:55,423 The plane! The plane! 3 00:01:03,199 --> 00:01:05,166 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 4 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:10,249 Good morning, boss. 5 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:11,338 Good morning, Tattoo. 6 00:01:42,037 --> 00:01:44,605 Smiles everyone! Smiles! 7 00:01:56,819 --> 00:02:00,466 ROARKE: Joey Lee and his son, Mitch. 8 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:03,202 Is he here for the big fight? He looks like a boxer. 9 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:07,306 He does indeed, Tattoo. Mr. Lee was once an up-and-coming boxer, 10 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,841 who many thought would be the World Heavy Weight Champion. 11 00:02:09,865 --> 00:02:12,411 But an injury ended his dreams 12 00:02:12,435 --> 00:02:15,347 and he now works on the waterfront as a stevedore, 13 00:02:15,371 --> 00:02:17,916 though, he still takes occasional club fights. 14 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,851 In fact, while here on Fantasy Island, 15 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:23,322 he'll be acting as a sparring partner for Mr. Jackson Malone. 16 00:02:23,346 --> 00:02:26,658 A sparring partner for the world champion? 17 00:02:26,682 --> 00:02:29,294 Boss, I bet I know what his fantasy is? 18 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:30,295 What? 19 00:02:30,319 --> 00:02:32,419 Is to stay alive for the weekend. 20 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:36,968 Mr. Lee doesn't have a fantasy, Tattoo. 21 00:02:36,992 --> 00:02:39,438 But unbeknownst to him, his son does. 22 00:02:39,462 --> 00:02:45,977 Young Mitch wants to see his father fight for and win the world championship. 23 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:49,336 A sparring partner win the championship? 24 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,140 Boss, I think this time you blew it. 25 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:59,258 Miss Brenda Richards, 26 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:03,895 who owns a very successful catering business in San Francisco, California. 27 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,199 She looks like she's been eating some of the profit. 28 00:03:07,223 --> 00:03:10,735 Miss Richards does like to eat. That is true. 29 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:13,872 What she doesn't like are the results, or so she says. 30 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:16,875 And her fantasy is to be thin and beautiful. 31 00:03:16,899 --> 00:03:20,712 Yes. Miss Richards wishes to be thin and beautiful 32 00:03:20,736 --> 00:03:24,316 because her graduation class is holding its 10th annual reunion 33 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,817 here on Fantasy Island. 34 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:30,922 But there is one man in particular Miss Richards wishes to impress. 35 00:03:30,946 --> 00:03:34,125 His name is Mr. Lance Reynolds. 36 00:03:34,149 --> 00:03:35,427 And she's in love with him. 37 00:03:35,451 --> 00:03:38,730 Quite the contrary, my friend. 38 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:43,435 Ten years ago Mr. Reynolds publicly humiliated Miss Richards 39 00:03:43,459 --> 00:03:45,671 at the senior prom. 40 00:03:45,695 --> 00:03:48,006 And now the young lady wants something in return. 41 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:52,733 Sweet, sweet revenge. 42 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,721 My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. 43 00:04:02,745 --> 00:04:05,613 Welcome to Fantasy Island. 44 00:04:39,114 --> 00:04:43,090 BRENDA: You got real class, you know that, Mr. Roarke? 45 00:04:43,114 --> 00:04:45,791 The plane ride, the drinks, the whole enchilada. 46 00:04:45,815 --> 00:04:47,824 I mean, even if for some reason 47 00:04:47,848 --> 00:04:50,291 you couldn't fulfill my fantasy, 48 00:04:50,315 --> 00:04:52,125 I'm happy enough just being here. 49 00:04:52,149 --> 00:04:56,946 I am very pleased, Miss Richards. Now if you'll allow me. 50 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:03,892 Your new wardrobe. 51 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:05,347 Really? Mmm-hmm. 52 00:05:06,449 --> 00:05:10,025 All this for me? Yes. 53 00:05:10,049 --> 00:05:11,088 Uh... 54 00:05:12,516 --> 00:05:15,460 I've heard you're good, Mr. Roarke, 55 00:05:15,484 --> 00:05:17,627 but making my bod fit into this little number 56 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,593 is gonna be some kind of challenge. 57 00:05:19,617 --> 00:05:25,093 We are quite prepared for the challenge, as you call it, Miss Richards. 58 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:28,127 Quite prepared indeed. 59 00:05:28,151 --> 00:05:30,682 Tattoo. Miss Richards. 60 00:05:37,184 --> 00:05:39,783 Thank you. Here you are, Miss Richards. 61 00:05:40,851 --> 00:05:42,127 What's this? 62 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:45,228 A very rare potion 63 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:49,949 which will enable you to fulfill at least part of your fantasy. 64 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,462 Thank you, Tattoo. 65 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,495 You better drink all of it now, 66 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:57,027 so you don't get any side effects. 67 00:05:57,051 --> 00:05:59,928 Side effects? What kind? 68 00:05:59,952 --> 00:06:03,195 The less questions, the better, Miss Richards. 69 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:05,817 However I suggest you sit down first. 70 00:06:11,819 --> 00:06:16,551 This is kind of like The Incredible Hulk in reverse. 71 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:22,418 Weight watchers of the world, 72 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,185 eat your hearts out. 73 00:07:57,459 --> 00:07:59,735 I can't believe it! 74 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,068 I just lost two whole people! 75 00:08:02,092 --> 00:08:04,402 Isn't that what you wanted? 76 00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:08,869 Yes, but I gotta tell you, I did have my doubts. 77 00:08:08,893 --> 00:08:11,736 Miss Richards, I suggest you hurry and change your clothes. 78 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,202 The luau starting the celebration of your class reunion 79 00:08:15,226 --> 00:08:16,592 starts in about an hour. 80 00:08:18,059 --> 00:08:20,124 A luau! All right! 81 00:08:22,226 --> 00:08:25,637 Oh, um, one last thing. 82 00:08:25,661 --> 00:08:29,036 The effects of the potion 83 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:32,836 will wear off in precisely 48 hours. 84 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,737 Well, that'll give me plenty of time. 85 00:08:36,761 --> 00:08:40,726 Are you still intent on gaining revenge, Miss Richards? 86 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,837 Yes, I am, Mr. Roarke. 87 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,837 Maybe it isn't very admirable, 88 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,604 but I can't forget what Lance Reynolds did to me at that prom. 89 00:08:51,628 --> 00:08:56,372 I was just a fat dumb kid, 90 00:08:56,396 --> 00:09:00,338 so impressed with him and so anxious to win his approval, 91 00:09:00,362 --> 00:09:02,560 I'd have done anything to please him. 92 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:06,905 He took advantage of me, Mr. Roarke. 93 00:09:06,929 --> 00:09:09,905 Half undressed me in the high school gym. 94 00:09:09,929 --> 00:09:12,273 Then he turned on all the lights. 95 00:09:12,297 --> 00:09:16,406 And there stood my classmates, all laughing at me. 96 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:20,740 It was vicious. Degrading. 97 00:09:20,764 --> 00:09:25,628 Miss Richards, Mr. Lance Reynolds will be at the luau this afternoon. 98 00:09:28,097 --> 00:09:29,462 Will you excuse us? Tattoo. 99 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,107 AMES: How do you do, sports fans? 100 00:09:43,131 --> 00:09:45,007 This is Scott Ames speaking to you by satellite 101 00:09:45,031 --> 00:09:47,074 from the fabulous Fantasy Island, 102 00:09:47,098 --> 00:09:50,807 the site of the upcoming World Heavy Weight Boxing Championship 103 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,341 between Jackson Malone, the Champion of the World, 104 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:56,207 and Wally Ray Stone, the challenger. 105 00:09:56,231 --> 00:09:57,742 Now, we've been given permission 106 00:09:57,766 --> 00:10:00,242 to televise part of Malone's workout today. 107 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,742 And if the sparring partner looks familiar to you, 108 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:05,908 it's Joey Lee once, and not too long ago, 109 00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:08,765 a very popular contender in his own right. 110 00:10:12,767 --> 00:10:16,442 Meantime, the champion looks in fine physical condition. 111 00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:18,176 Let's watch him for a while. 112 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,709 Oh, incidentally, Charlie Darcy, the champ's manager, 113 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:24,277 is very angry that Wally Ray Stone hasn't yet set foot here 114 00:10:24,301 --> 00:10:26,109 on Fantasy Island. 115 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:28,310 Oh, there's a nice right to the body and a left to the body, 116 00:10:28,334 --> 00:10:29,976 a right to the... Oh, hold the phone! 117 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,410 MITCH: All right, Dad! Hold the phone, folks. 118 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:33,277 The champion is down. Malone is down. 119 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,543 Now, I don't know whether he slipped or whether Joey Lee 120 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:39,699 got in one of those well remembered combinations of his. 121 00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:44,177 Champ? Look, I'm sorry. 122 00:10:44,201 --> 00:10:46,110 I guess I got carried away. 123 00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:48,411 Yeah. Just a lucky punch. 124 00:10:48,435 --> 00:10:49,411 Yeah, sure. 125 00:10:49,435 --> 00:10:51,667 Don't let it happen again. 126 00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:56,245 All right, that's all for now, Champ. 127 00:10:56,269 --> 00:10:59,312 Hold it. Will you, hold it? Hold it, will you? 128 00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:01,345 Let's hit the showers. 129 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,911 Charlie Darcy, the champ's manager, has just called has just called 130 00:11:03,935 --> 00:11:05,845 a halt to the affair today. 131 00:11:05,869 --> 00:11:07,412 We will wrap it up here at Fantasy Island... 132 00:11:07,436 --> 00:11:10,534 Great going, Dad! You really showed him how. 133 00:11:12,869 --> 00:11:17,945 Joey, don't make a mistake like that ever again if you want to keep your job. 134 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,647 It's important you remember who the champ is around here. 135 00:11:21,671 --> 00:11:23,201 Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Darcy. 136 00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:59,515 That is the greatest looking chick I've seen since we've been here. 137 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:03,282 Well, you're not gonna believe it, Lance, but that's Brenda Richards. 138 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,282 (STAMMERING) Brenda Richards? Brenda Richards? 139 00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:09,249 El fatso? Good Lord. 140 00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:14,149 You know something? I never thought in my life I'd want to hit on that hippo. 141 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:16,616 But I'm gonna now. 142 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,816 She wasn't even worth a mercy trip before. I wonder how she did it? 143 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,483 Who cares? She's my style. 144 00:12:24,507 --> 00:12:28,350 Lance, are you forgetting what you did to her at the prom? 145 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:31,916 Man, that was a long time ago and you laughed, too. 146 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,550 Yeah, but I wasn't as hard on her as you were. 147 00:12:34,574 --> 00:12:37,472 She probably forgot all about it. 148 00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:42,472 Brenda, baby? Huh? 149 00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:45,884 Yeah? It's me, Lance. 150 00:12:45,908 --> 00:12:49,407 Lance? Lance. 151 00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:54,785 Oh, Lance Reynolds. 152 00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:58,117 Hey, don't I rate a kiss, a handshake or something, huh? 153 00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,385 Careful or you'll spill my food. 154 00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:02,685 Man, you must have some metabolism. 155 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,518 If I ate half that much, balloon city. 156 00:13:05,542 --> 00:13:09,352 Oh, well, I was just getting this for a friend. 157 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:12,753 Me, I eat like a bird. 158 00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:14,952 Yeah, well, you got the body to prove it, too. 159 00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,919 Say, forget your friend. Let me buy you a drink. 160 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,653 Thanks, but no thanks. 161 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:22,241 At least not for now. 162 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,375 See you. 163 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:32,853 Well? Did she remember you? 164 00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:34,853 Yeah. 165 00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:39,276 And this time I'm not gonna turn up the lights. You know what I mean? 166 00:13:44,412 --> 00:13:46,488 ROARKE: Thank you for coming, gentlemen. 167 00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:48,854 I have here in my hand a cablegram stating 168 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:53,521 that Mr. Wally Ray Stone has withdrawn from the fight. 169 00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:56,521 Withdrawn? What are you talking about? 170 00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,777 An old ring injury has apparently flared up. 171 00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:05,088 Sounds like a shortage of guts to me. 172 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,921 So what do we do now, huh, cancel? 173 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:09,221 Are you nuts? 174 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:10,889 Now what's that supposed to mean? 175 00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:12,889 You and your free spending. 176 00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:15,555 You've already blown most of the million-dollar guaranty the network put up. 177 00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:18,589 We're scheduled for this fight around the world 178 00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:21,722 in less than two days. We can't cancel. Period. 179 00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:24,790 Oh, that's fine. And who are we gonna get to fight? Period. 180 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:28,757 Um, I don't want to seem presumptuous, gentlemen, 181 00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:32,223 but perhaps you could find a substitute. 182 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,690 Like who? 183 00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:36,123 Well, I... 184 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:39,157 Perhaps Mr. Malone's sparring partner? 185 00:14:39,181 --> 00:14:41,780 What, Joey Lee? That'd never work. 186 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:47,190 But I am told that Mr. Lee was once ranked number six 187 00:14:47,214 --> 00:14:49,024 and I am also told that 188 00:14:49,048 --> 00:14:52,124 he knocked you down, Mr. Malone, 189 00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:54,991 during today's sparring session. Is this true? 190 00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:56,625 Lucky punch. 191 00:14:56,649 --> 00:14:58,857 Besides it's been a long time since Joey was a contender. 192 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:03,892 Well then, gentlemen, I suppose you will have to cancel the fight 193 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:07,047 and eat your losses. 194 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:10,659 Wait, wait, listen. 195 00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:14,326 You know, Joey was pretty popular when he was in his prime. 196 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,393 Number six, as you said. 197 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:20,293 And I still feel that the fight fans of this world will remember him. 198 00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:21,959 No. 199 00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:23,826 What do you think, Mr. Ames? 200 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,359 Will the network approve Joey Lee as a substitute? 201 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,793 With your skills and resources, 202 00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:34,093 I would imagine you could publicize him into a creditable contender. 203 00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:35,627 Don't you think? 204 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,894 Let's get on the horn to New York and find out. 205 00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:38,993 ROARKE: By all means. 206 00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:41,126 Oh, and, uh, if I may suggest, 207 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:46,916 tell them you have all the possibilities of another Rocky here. 208 00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:57,161 A down-and-outer rising to the ultimate heights. 209 00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:59,861 That's a great idea, Mr. Roarke. 210 00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:03,828 And, you know, it just might work. 211 00:16:03,852 --> 00:16:05,883 Yeah, you know... 212 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,196 Bernie? Bernie Drissel? 213 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,497 Drexel. 214 00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:28,862 Frank Thomas. We took social studies together. 215 00:16:28,886 --> 00:16:31,597 Right. Frank. Frank, how are you? 216 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:33,764 So, what you been up to, Bernie baby? Huh? 217 00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,497 Oh, this and that. Married? 218 00:16:35,521 --> 00:16:36,830 Uh, no. 219 00:16:36,854 --> 00:16:38,963 Never found the right one, huh? No. 220 00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:41,863 Hey, now don't you worry. Let me tell, you there's plenty of action around here. 221 00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:43,897 Yeah? Speaking of which, 222 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,730 have you seen your old pal, Brenda Richards? 223 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:50,164 Oh, uh, no, I was kind of hoping she'd be here. 224 00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:53,264 Take a look for yourself. Isn't she something? 225 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,431 Got everybody in this group buzzing, let me tell you. 226 00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:58,431 Hey, what are you waiting for? Go to it. 227 00:16:58,455 --> 00:16:59,864 Everybody else is trying to hit on her. 228 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,598 Oh, uh, no, I don't... 229 00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:04,332 I don't think Brenda would be interested in me. 230 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,265 Are you kidding? 231 00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:07,931 I saw the way you guys were in high school. 232 00:17:07,955 --> 00:17:10,799 Oh, we were just friends. Yeah. 233 00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:15,621 Well, time to renew old friendships 'cause here she comes. 234 00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:19,621 Bernie. Brenda. 235 00:17:23,023 --> 00:17:24,400 It's really good to see you. 236 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:27,366 Well, it's... It's really good to see you. Gosh... 237 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,508 What have you been up... So, uh... 238 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:33,233 Say, I hear you're in the catering business. 239 00:17:33,257 --> 00:17:36,900 Yup. Keeps me close to the eats. 240 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,733 Well, I don't know how you do it. You're just... 241 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,866 You're skinny as a rail. 242 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,866 I fast a lot. 243 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,901 What have you been doing to make a buck these days? 244 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:48,200 Stockbroker. Oh. 245 00:17:48,224 --> 00:17:49,534 (STAMMERING) Yeah, futures, mainly. 246 00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:51,134 LANCE: Brenda? 247 00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:54,101 Oh, Bernie, let's get out of here. So many people. 248 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:57,089 Oh, uh, okey-doke... 249 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,468 JOEY: A great grandfather figure. 250 00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:09,568 You know, the type who amassed three fortunes by the time he was 25... 251 00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:10,835 Dad? 252 00:18:10,859 --> 00:18:11,968 But lost each overnight. Dad? 253 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:14,602 Yeah? Yeah? 254 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,735 What's up? 255 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,735 When you hit Mr. Malone today, 256 00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:18,935 you know with your combination? Yeah? 257 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:21,436 Was it just a lucky punch? 258 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,736 No, no. You know, it was kind of, I guess, half and half. That was all. 259 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,369 What do you mean "half and half?" 260 00:18:26,393 --> 00:18:29,703 (SIGHS) Mitch, why don't you go swimming, okay? 261 00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,270 I'd rather talk. 262 00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:33,736 I know you'd rather talk. But listen, pal, 263 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,869 if I'm gonna get off the docks, I gotta study, okay? 264 00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:38,270 Hi, Mitch. Joey. 265 00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:41,236 Oh, hi. We'd like to talk to you. 266 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,704 Yeah, sure. What's up? 267 00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:44,771 Your bank account, Joey, 268 00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:48,059 if you agree to fight my man for the championship. 269 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,671 (CHUCKLING) Oh come on. You're kidding. What do you mean? 270 00:18:52,695 --> 00:18:55,571 You heard me. Wally Ray Stone pulled out. 271 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:57,171 MITCH: Wait a minute. 272 00:18:57,195 --> 00:19:00,438 You want my dad to fight for the championship of the world? 273 00:19:00,462 --> 00:19:01,938 That's right, kid. 274 00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:04,205 No, no deal. I mean, I'm... 275 00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:05,605 I'm not ready for that kind of a fight. 276 00:19:05,629 --> 00:19:07,238 Dad, what are you talking about? 277 00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:10,772 I'm talking about your old man being a bit past his prime. 278 00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:13,871 Dad, this is our chance, the fight we've always wanted. 279 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:16,306 You can't just turn it down. 280 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,706 You just can't. 281 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,528 The kid's right, Joey. 282 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:23,906 Please, Dad? Please. 283 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,429 You really want this? 284 00:19:31,798 --> 00:19:34,295 Okay. All right, I'll fight him. 285 00:19:36,731 --> 00:19:39,040 That's more like it. 286 00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:40,940 We'll meet later. Work out the details. 287 00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:42,573 JOEY: Yeah, okay. 288 00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:43,940 Take care, Joey. Bye, Mitch. 289 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:46,107 Thanks. 290 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,274 Now you don't have to study anymore. 291 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:51,463 You're going to be champion of the whole wide world. 292 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,908 Okay, that's good. 293 00:20:04,932 --> 00:20:06,741 Joey? Huh? 294 00:20:06,765 --> 00:20:08,409 Joey, can I see you a minute? 295 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,864 Thanks. 296 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,075 Yeah? 297 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:18,109 (PANTING) What's up? 298 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,176 Look, I just thought I'd let you know how things stand. 299 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,276 Now look, as you know, this fight is a big media event. 300 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,576 The network's planning a crash program to build you up, 301 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,076 so they'll be working round the clock 302 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,310 trying to get angles on you and your personal life. 303 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:40,477 And, um, speaking of angles, I got one of my own. 304 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:41,677 Like what? 305 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:44,010 Like how we're gonna divide up the purse. 306 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,143 Come on, Darcy, I mean, it's your package. 307 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,977 You tell me how we divide it. 308 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:49,944 Look, 309 00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:52,244 now you know Malone is kind of lazy 310 00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:54,211 and he could be in better shape and... 311 00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:57,066 Look after all, we're just putting on a show here so... 312 00:21:01,835 --> 00:21:06,133 So in the third round, you hit the canvas and you stay there. 313 00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,945 Okay? 314 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,279 Why don't you give me a typewritten script, huh? So I don't blow it. 315 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:17,179 Joey, you do what I say and you'll collect $50,000. 316 00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:19,446 You don't do what I say and you'll wind up with $5,000, 317 00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,835 sparring partner wages. 318 00:21:23,036 --> 00:21:25,145 Now, how about it? 319 00:21:25,169 --> 00:21:27,146 What difference does it make? 320 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,379 All right, we got a deal? 321 00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:30,746 In other words, we got a deal, right? 322 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:33,813 Yeah, I take a dive in the third. 323 00:21:33,837 --> 00:21:36,235 Excuse me, I'm gonna go wash this scum off. 324 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,136 ♪ Nothing more than feelings 325 00:21:56,806 --> 00:22:02,981 ♪ Trying to forget my 326 00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,748 ♪ Feelings of love ♪ 327 00:22:04,772 --> 00:22:06,316 Well, mind if I cut in? 328 00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,481 Uh, Brenda? 329 00:22:08,505 --> 00:22:11,316 Uh... 330 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:15,248 I guess it's all right, as long as you don't mind. 331 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:18,270 Heck no. Not at all. 332 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:28,783 Mmm, you smell nice. 333 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:32,082 So do you. 334 00:22:32,106 --> 00:22:33,982 You know, 335 00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:37,583 I think you're in better shape than you were when we were in high school. 336 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,450 You know, Brenda, you're a real turn on. 337 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:43,806 When I saw you today, I knew I had to have you. 338 00:22:47,974 --> 00:22:50,418 Me, too. 339 00:22:50,442 --> 00:22:52,384 Oh, I've always admired you, Lance, 340 00:22:52,408 --> 00:22:55,518 football hero, senior class president. 341 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,785 This may sound corny, 342 00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:02,341 but the truth is you were my idol. 343 00:23:04,575 --> 00:23:08,785 And you never even noticed me, chubby little Brenda. 344 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:12,307 Sure I did. How could I miss you then? 345 00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:17,541 But what a change, huh? 346 00:23:20,009 --> 00:23:22,486 All I ever thought about was you. 347 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:25,219 And then came the day you asked me to the prom. 348 00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:28,853 I was so thrilled. All those pretty girls you could have asked. 349 00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:33,353 Only you chose me. On top of the world, that's where I was. 350 00:23:33,377 --> 00:23:35,953 You could have had me then if you'd wanted. 351 00:23:35,977 --> 00:23:38,820 But... 352 00:23:38,844 --> 00:23:40,586 I guess I should have known something was up 353 00:23:40,610 --> 00:23:42,287 when you showed up at the house drunk. 354 00:23:42,311 --> 00:23:44,421 Brenda, I... Tell me, 355 00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:49,220 do I look like an oversized mackerel now? 356 00:23:49,244 --> 00:23:53,887 Believe me, Brenda, I'm really sorry. 357 00:23:53,911 --> 00:23:55,788 I do believe you, Lance. 358 00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:57,621 What's more, 359 00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:01,921 I'm right back where I was 10 years ago. 360 00:24:01,945 --> 00:24:03,954 Yeah, where's that? 361 00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:06,188 Can't you guess? 362 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,850 I've still got a thing for you, Lance. 363 00:24:12,179 --> 00:24:15,055 Well, then what are we waiting for, baby? Let's get it on. 364 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:18,022 In a minute. I have to explain things to Bernie. 365 00:24:18,046 --> 00:24:20,284 After all, he did bring me. 366 00:24:29,547 --> 00:24:32,225 (WHISPERS) Get everybody and we'll meet in my bungalow in an hour. 367 00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:49,157 (CHUCKLES) Hey, what's wrong? 368 00:24:49,181 --> 00:24:52,257 Let's just say I hate to waste time. 369 00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:56,191 (CHUCKLES) Oh, boy, a woman after my own heart. 370 00:24:56,215 --> 00:24:58,525 Why don't you go into the bedroom 371 00:24:58,549 --> 00:25:01,291 and slip into something more comfortable? 372 00:25:01,315 --> 00:25:03,825 (CHUCKLES) I thought the girl was supposed to do that. 373 00:25:03,849 --> 00:25:06,225 In the bottom drawer of the dresser 374 00:25:06,249 --> 00:25:10,058 there's a pair of men's pajamas, black silk. 375 00:25:10,082 --> 00:25:14,693 Nothing turns me on more than a man in black silk pajamas. 376 00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:17,891 Wait, you carry them with you on trips? 377 00:25:17,915 --> 00:25:20,326 Never hurts to be prepared. 378 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:24,193 Besides, they send me crawling up the wall. 379 00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:27,254 I just hope you won't have to peel me off the ceiling. 380 00:25:28,983 --> 00:25:31,381 This is gonna be a reunion to end all reunions. 381 00:25:48,684 --> 00:25:49,893 BRENDA: How're you doing? 382 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,394 (STAMMERING) Just great. 383 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:52,783 Just great. 384 00:25:58,819 --> 00:26:02,016 (CHUCKLES) Boy, you really don't waste time, do you? 385 00:26:04,018 --> 00:26:07,551 I've already wasted 10 years where you and I are concerned. 386 00:26:13,453 --> 00:26:17,629 For the longest time I didn't know if I could forgive you, Lance. 387 00:26:17,653 --> 00:26:21,385 But after one look at you today, something happened. 388 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:26,552 I can only describe it as animal magnetism. 389 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:31,396 You've got that magnetism, Lance. 390 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:34,430 More than any other man I've ever met. 391 00:26:34,454 --> 00:26:37,063 Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself, Brenda. 392 00:26:37,087 --> 00:26:40,930 You know, it's really hard for me to believe that you're the same chick. 393 00:26:40,954 --> 00:26:44,996 So, when are you gonna come in here and visit me? 394 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,419 I'm not. You have to come and get me. 395 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,764 Being chased, that's what turns you on? 396 00:26:52,788 --> 00:26:54,364 That's it. 397 00:26:54,388 --> 00:26:57,764 Well, ready or not, here I come. 398 00:26:57,788 --> 00:27:00,597 No, not yet! 399 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:03,964 There's one more thing I really get off on. 400 00:27:03,988 --> 00:27:05,598 What? What's that? 401 00:27:05,622 --> 00:27:08,131 Bald-headed men. 402 00:27:08,155 --> 00:27:12,465 Oh, if only you were a skinhead like Yul Brynner. 403 00:27:12,489 --> 00:27:14,487 Talk about a woman going wild. 404 00:27:19,590 --> 00:27:21,499 I'm bald. I'm a bald guy. 405 00:27:21,523 --> 00:27:23,733 Look, check it out, baby. Look. 406 00:27:23,757 --> 00:27:24,833 ALL: Surprise! 407 00:27:24,857 --> 00:27:26,735 (ALL LAUGHING) Surprise! 408 00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:29,499 MAN 1: Look at old Lance. 409 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:32,621 MAN 2: Hey, Lance! MAN 3: Hey, old boy! All right. 410 00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:37,988 MAN 3: Looks like Yul Brynner. Do you believe it? 411 00:27:58,492 --> 00:28:00,000 Bernie, what are you doing out here? 412 00:28:00,024 --> 00:28:02,423 I've been looking all over for you. 413 00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:12,436 What is it? What's wrong? 414 00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,897 Well, it's what you did to Lance, that's what. 415 00:28:15,859 --> 00:28:18,868 Oh, I see. And you don't think it was very nice of me. 416 00:28:18,892 --> 00:28:20,669 Is that it? 417 00:28:20,693 --> 00:28:24,336 Look, Lance is... He's a turkey. 418 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,936 But he's... 419 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,936 Well, he's still a human being, Brenda. 420 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,769 I don't believe this! You're defending him! 421 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:33,470 What about what he did to me at the senior prom? You said yourself... 422 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,770 Brenda, all you accomplished tonight was 423 00:28:36,794 --> 00:28:40,036 to lower yourself to his level. Don't you see that? 424 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:42,937 Lance hurt me. He really hurt me. 425 00:28:42,961 --> 00:28:46,204 I just wanted to pay him back. 426 00:28:46,228 --> 00:28:48,270 So you conned him. 427 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:52,804 And you led him on with good looks and everything. 428 00:28:52,828 --> 00:28:54,903 You even used me to help pull it off. 429 00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:59,871 Well, I don't know, Brenda, but to me that's just... That's being a phony. 430 00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:02,593 And a phony is something I thought you could never be. 431 00:29:04,895 --> 00:29:07,227 I'm sorry things turned out like this. 432 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:11,960 I'm gonna get something to eat. 433 00:29:13,496 --> 00:29:14,594 Bernie! 434 00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:33,005 DARCY: I say we do it. 435 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:35,139 I know you can beat Joey with one hand tied behind your back 436 00:29:35,163 --> 00:29:37,040 but I'm not taking any chances on blowing the championship. 437 00:29:37,064 --> 00:29:39,406 I can take him. You don't have to pay Joey to go in the tank. 438 00:29:39,430 --> 00:29:41,207 DARCY: I say we do. 439 00:29:41,231 --> 00:29:45,407 Joey takes a dive in the third round. He gave me his word on it. 440 00:29:45,431 --> 00:29:47,240 You liar! It's not true! 441 00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:48,708 Hey, wait a minute. You liar! It's not true! 442 00:29:48,732 --> 00:29:50,874 What's the matter with this kid? 443 00:29:50,898 --> 00:29:54,741 Hey, hey. What's going on? 444 00:29:54,765 --> 00:29:57,063 He says you're gonna take a dive in the third round. 445 00:29:58,332 --> 00:30:01,342 Explain the facts of life to him, Darcy. 446 00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:04,642 It's not true, Dad. It's not true! 447 00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:07,007 Look, tell him anything, but shut him up, will you? 448 00:30:07,031 --> 00:30:09,007 Or we're all in hot water. 449 00:30:09,031 --> 00:30:11,564 Dad, it's not true. Say it! 450 00:30:14,132 --> 00:30:15,842 Dad, please, say it! 451 00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:18,242 Mitch, I... 452 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,930 Dad, please! 453 00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:46,534 Mitch? 454 00:30:52,134 --> 00:30:53,499 Look, Son, 455 00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:58,367 this... I mean, it just came out of left field. 456 00:31:00,301 --> 00:31:03,010 Fifty thousand bucks. 457 00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:05,333 You don't have any idea what kind of money that is. 458 00:31:06,402 --> 00:31:07,611 (SNIFFING) 459 00:31:07,635 --> 00:31:09,212 I mean, I can work those docks until I drop 460 00:31:09,236 --> 00:31:12,334 and I'd never be able to save that kind of money. 461 00:31:15,269 --> 00:31:18,812 And I was thinking that... 462 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:21,701 Hey, I was thinking 463 00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:26,312 we'd buy the boat. 464 00:31:26,336 --> 00:31:29,079 Huh? And we'd go right down to Florida. 465 00:31:29,103 --> 00:31:30,968 Just like we always wanted to. 466 00:31:32,371 --> 00:31:34,380 You finally get your second chance 467 00:31:34,404 --> 00:31:36,502 and you quit in the third round. 468 00:31:38,704 --> 00:31:41,913 Look, I'd give anything if I could beat Malone, but I can't. 469 00:31:41,937 --> 00:31:46,647 I'm over the hill, Mitch. Don't you understand that? 470 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:49,147 Your old man can't cut it anymore. 471 00:31:49,171 --> 00:31:50,780 If I'd have known you were gonna take a dive, 472 00:31:50,804 --> 00:31:53,780 I wouldn't have even saved up for my fantasy. 473 00:31:53,804 --> 00:31:57,080 What do you mean? What fantasy? 474 00:31:57,104 --> 00:31:59,414 To have you win the championship. 475 00:31:59,438 --> 00:32:01,916 What do you mean? You mean you set this thing up? 476 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,914 No, you didn't. That's impossible. 477 00:32:05,938 --> 00:32:09,748 Mr. Roarke can do anything. It is so possible. 478 00:32:09,772 --> 00:32:13,615 That's how you knocked down Jackson Malone at the sparring practice. 479 00:32:13,639 --> 00:32:15,948 But why? 480 00:32:15,972 --> 00:32:18,915 Why is it so important for me to fight for the championship? 481 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:21,682 I thought it was because I love you. 482 00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:23,015 Now I'm not so sure anymore. 483 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:24,971 Mitch! 484 00:32:31,073 --> 00:32:32,438 (PHONE RINGING) 485 00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:44,083 Hello? ROARKE: Hello, Miss Richards? 486 00:32:44,107 --> 00:32:45,150 Hi, Mr. Roarke. 487 00:32:45,174 --> 00:32:47,783 It's almost 3:00, Miss Richards. 488 00:32:47,807 --> 00:32:52,250 The witching hour, when I turn back into an oversized mackerel. 489 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,651 Is everything all right? 490 00:32:54,675 --> 00:32:56,351 Mmm, not really. 491 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,651 But there's nothing you can do about it. 492 00:32:58,675 --> 00:33:01,251 I'll be along in just a minute. 493 00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:04,284 I know, not a second past 3:00. 494 00:33:04,308 --> 00:33:05,740 Bye. 495 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,807 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 496 00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:15,907 Hello. 497 00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:18,243 Hi. 498 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:20,719 Thought you'd be gone by now. 499 00:33:20,743 --> 00:33:23,841 Oh, well, I decided to take an afternoon plane. 500 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:26,907 May I come in? 501 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,208 Just for a minute. Okay. 502 00:33:37,444 --> 00:33:39,275 What's with your clothes? 503 00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:41,742 It's a long story. 504 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:52,854 Say, I heard about what you did last night after I left the dance. 505 00:33:52,878 --> 00:33:58,421 Making a public apology to Lance and resigning as alumni queen. 506 00:33:58,445 --> 00:33:59,510 Took guts. 507 00:34:00,745 --> 00:34:04,521 Revenge isn't sweet, Bernie. It stinks. 508 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,187 Well, I know I was rough on you... 509 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,421 Oh, Bernie, please... No... 510 00:34:09,445 --> 00:34:10,688 Everything you said was true. 511 00:34:10,712 --> 00:34:13,188 No. 512 00:34:13,212 --> 00:34:16,556 No, I called you a phony, Brenda, and that's not true. 513 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:21,489 Tell you something else, too. 514 00:34:21,513 --> 00:34:24,378 To me you're still the most beautiful girl in the world. 515 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,078 No, I'm not. 516 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:30,578 I'm not beautiful at all. 517 00:34:33,646 --> 00:34:35,756 Bernie, 518 00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:39,557 this body you see here, it isn't mine. 519 00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:43,256 Mr. Roarke just loaned it to me. 520 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,824 That's right, what you see here is my fantasy. 521 00:34:46,848 --> 00:34:53,112 I just wanted to be thin and beautiful so I could zap poor Lance. 522 00:34:56,815 --> 00:34:59,079 But no matter how it seemed last night, 523 00:35:00,782 --> 00:35:03,219 I really did want to go to the dance with you. 524 00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:09,713 (CLOCK CHIMING) 525 00:35:11,249 --> 00:35:13,958 Bernie, you can't see me! Get out of here! 526 00:35:13,982 --> 00:35:16,325 No, no, no, I'm staying. It took me too long to get... 527 00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:17,225 Bernie! Up the courage to come here 528 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,225 and I'm gonna stay here. 529 00:35:19,249 --> 00:35:21,258 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 530 00:35:21,282 --> 00:35:23,025 Wait! Brenda, where're you going? 531 00:35:23,049 --> 00:35:26,426 Brenda! Hey, Brenda, come back here! 532 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:30,214 Hey, Brenda! Hey, Brenda! Wait a minute! 533 00:35:31,883 --> 00:35:36,025 Hey, wait up! Hey, Brenda, hold on a sec! 534 00:35:36,049 --> 00:35:40,482 Brenda! Slow down! Brenda! 535 00:35:41,717 --> 00:35:45,048 Brenda, wait a minute! Come on back here! 536 00:35:47,585 --> 00:35:48,585 BERNIE: Brenda! 537 00:35:50,351 --> 00:35:53,394 Hey, Brenda, don't run so fast. Brenda, wait a minute. 538 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:55,416 Brenda! Wait a minute. 539 00:35:57,585 --> 00:35:59,494 (SIGHS) 540 00:35:59,518 --> 00:36:02,861 What do you think of your most beautiful girl now? 541 00:36:02,885 --> 00:36:05,861 I think she's fantastic. Brenda, wait. 542 00:36:05,885 --> 00:36:08,983 Just... Just listen to me. 543 00:36:10,552 --> 00:36:14,617 Wanna talk about phonies? I'm no stockbroker. 544 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,517 I'm an English teacher. 545 00:36:19,452 --> 00:36:21,628 I was just pretending to be something I wasn't 546 00:36:21,652 --> 00:36:23,884 because of the way you looked on the outside. 547 00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:27,696 I've always loved you, Brenda. 548 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,418 Fat, thin, doesn't make any difference to me. 549 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,029 You really mean that? 550 00:36:34,053 --> 00:36:39,596 Here. I'm gonna give this to you. 551 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:42,619 Oh, Bernie. A book of poetry. 552 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,619 I added an inscription. 553 00:36:48,688 --> 00:36:55,052 "May we live every verse and rhyme together now and throughout time." 554 00:36:57,688 --> 00:36:58,952 Thank you. 555 00:37:07,756 --> 00:37:09,698 AMES: Well, here we go, sports fans. 556 00:37:09,722 --> 00:37:11,865 This could be the donnybrook of the decade. 557 00:37:11,889 --> 00:37:14,031 To the center of the ring and here's Jimmy Lennon. 558 00:37:14,055 --> 00:37:21,165 Ladies and gentlemen, Fantasy Island presents 15 rounds of boxing 559 00:37:21,189 --> 00:37:24,454 for the Heavy Weight Championship of the World. 560 00:37:27,056 --> 00:37:28,165 Introducing... 561 00:37:28,189 --> 00:37:29,966 Opey, have you seen Mitch yet? 562 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:31,632 No, Joey, I haven't. 563 00:37:31,656 --> 00:37:32,733 You're sure? 564 00:37:32,757 --> 00:37:33,632 Yes, I'm sure. 565 00:37:33,656 --> 00:37:36,333 Okay. Okay. 566 00:37:36,357 --> 00:37:40,600 Weighing in at 194 pounds 567 00:37:40,624 --> 00:37:43,933 the challenger, Joey Lee. 568 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,555 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 569 00:37:55,057 --> 00:38:00,868 And his opponent in the opposite corner, defending his title, 570 00:38:00,892 --> 00:38:04,534 weighing in at 218 pounds, 571 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:07,701 wearing red trunks with a white stripe, 572 00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:13,690 the Heavy Weight Champion of the World, Jackson Malone. 573 00:38:21,158 --> 00:38:25,502 AMES: And now all we're waiting for is the bell for round one. 574 00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:27,102 (BELL RINGS) 575 00:38:27,126 --> 00:38:30,602 And here we go! Both fighters out to the center of the ring. 576 00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:32,302 A left to the head by the champion. 577 00:38:32,326 --> 00:38:34,269 Another left, another left to the head by the champion. 578 00:38:34,293 --> 00:38:36,035 Lee counters with a right to the body. 579 00:38:36,059 --> 00:38:38,977 A left to the head by the champion. A left to the body... 580 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:42,136 Mitch? 581 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,803 Oh, hi, Mr. Roarke. 582 00:38:43,827 --> 00:38:45,237 Why aren't you at the fight? 583 00:38:45,261 --> 00:38:46,536 I don't want to see it. 584 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,837 Why not? 585 00:38:48,861 --> 00:38:50,471 It isn't gonna turn out right. 586 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,404 But you wanted your father to win the championship, 587 00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:55,593 and it's happening this very moment. 588 00:38:57,561 --> 00:38:59,959 Mr. Roarke, the fight's fixed. 589 00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:07,238 Mitch, 590 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,605 I believe your father loves you more than anything. 591 00:39:10,629 --> 00:39:13,872 And I also believe that you can stop him from throwing the fight. 592 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:16,238 How? By being there. 593 00:39:16,262 --> 00:39:20,538 Joey Lee could never throw a fight with you there looking on. 594 00:39:20,562 --> 00:39:23,305 He's too decent and honorable a man. 595 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:25,361 Do you really mean that, Mr. Roarke? 596 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:32,406 Oh, I really mean it, Mitch. 597 00:39:32,430 --> 00:39:35,227 I have a car waiting. We could be there within minutes. 598 00:39:36,663 --> 00:39:38,528 Then let's go. 599 00:39:40,431 --> 00:39:42,073 AMES: Malone fires another shot to the head. 600 00:39:42,097 --> 00:39:45,340 Another, another, another. Four in a row to the head. 601 00:39:45,364 --> 00:39:47,374 Lee comes back with one to the body. 602 00:39:47,398 --> 00:39:50,139 However, the champion is really setting him up. He's toying with him. 603 00:39:50,163 --> 00:39:52,974 A left that missed by Lee to the body. 604 00:39:52,998 --> 00:39:54,940 The champion comes back with two more lefts to the head. 605 00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:57,507 Another left to the head. They're right above us in the corner. 606 00:39:57,531 --> 00:39:59,040 Lee tries to get in two body shots. 607 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,341 Next round, you go. Stay down. 608 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,641 Hard left and right to the stomach hard. 609 00:40:03,665 --> 00:40:05,541 Coming back again. 610 00:40:05,565 --> 00:40:08,682 The champion goes out to the center trying to force the fight. 611 00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:11,475 And there's the bell ending round two. 612 00:40:11,499 --> 00:40:14,376 We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor. 613 00:40:26,232 --> 00:40:28,071 Hi, Dad. Mitch. 614 00:40:31,466 --> 00:40:34,909 Mr. Roarke, why'd you bring my kid down to see this? 615 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,076 See what? 616 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:40,931 Exactly what will your son be seeing, Mr. Lee? 617 00:40:45,567 --> 00:40:48,077 AMES: We're back in Fantasy Island, fight fans, 618 00:40:48,101 --> 00:40:49,677 (BELL RINGS) just awaiting the bell for... 619 00:40:49,701 --> 00:40:54,511 There it is, for round three in this great fight. 620 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,177 Both fighters come out to the center of the ring now 621 00:40:56,201 --> 00:40:58,877 and Joey Lee is starting in right off the bat. 622 00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:00,878 He's got lefts and rights to the champion. 623 00:41:00,902 --> 00:41:02,578 He's got him in the corner right above us. 624 00:41:02,602 --> 00:41:05,778 Hard lefts and rights. Joey Lee is a different fighter this round. 625 00:41:05,802 --> 00:41:07,378 He's all over the champion. 626 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:10,044 Joey Lee is really bringing the fight to Malone. 627 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,778 He's got him on the ropes. 628 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:14,479 And there's a hard left and a right combination... 629 00:41:14,503 --> 00:41:17,178 What are you trying to do? You're supposed to go down here. 630 00:41:17,202 --> 00:41:18,612 Hey, man, what're you trying to do? 631 00:41:18,636 --> 00:41:21,345 AMES: He's really... Down he goes. 632 00:41:21,369 --> 00:41:27,179 One, two, three, four, 633 00:41:27,203 --> 00:41:29,279 five, six... 634 00:41:29,303 --> 00:41:32,212 AMES: And Joey Lee stands in the center of the ring, waiting for the champion. 635 00:41:32,236 --> 00:41:33,402 The champion... 636 00:41:36,336 --> 00:41:39,002 Get him! Get him! Stay away! Stay away from him! 637 00:41:41,837 --> 00:41:43,146 What're you trying to do? 638 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,747 I wanna get my kid's respect. 639 00:41:44,771 --> 00:41:46,080 AMES: They're talking to each other. 640 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:47,880 I don't know what they're saying, 641 00:41:47,904 --> 00:41:49,347 but they're talking to each other. And now they break. 642 00:41:49,371 --> 00:41:51,514 They come back with a left by Joey Lee. 643 00:41:51,538 --> 00:41:53,347 A right, then Lee again. A left and a right. 644 00:41:53,371 --> 00:41:56,247 He's got him back in the corner and the champion is down! 645 00:41:56,271 --> 00:41:57,981 The champion is down! 646 00:41:58,005 --> 00:41:59,381 (BELL RINGS) Malone is down. It's unbelievable! 647 00:41:59,405 --> 00:42:00,447 REFEREE: Five, six... AMES: The count starts. 648 00:42:00,471 --> 00:42:02,047 It has to be a mandatory... 649 00:42:02,071 --> 00:42:03,636 seven, eight. 650 00:42:10,272 --> 00:42:12,430 You all right, champ? Yeah, yeah. 651 00:42:14,171 --> 00:42:17,382 What do you think he's doing, huh? 652 00:42:17,406 --> 00:42:20,249 He's double-crossing us. Cream him. Wipe him out. 653 00:42:20,273 --> 00:42:23,170 Give him the beating of his life. Take him apart. 654 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,271 I knew you could do it, Dad. I knew you wouldn't quit. 655 00:42:33,206 --> 00:42:36,282 AMES: As the lovely young lady indicates, this is round four. 656 00:42:36,306 --> 00:42:38,149 We're just waiting for the bell. 657 00:42:38,173 --> 00:42:40,116 And there it is. 658 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,183 I told you that the donnybrook of the century could be here tonight. 659 00:42:42,207 --> 00:42:45,350 Both fighters come to the center of the ring. 660 00:42:45,374 --> 00:42:47,071 You're good, Joey. 661 00:42:48,541 --> 00:42:50,372 A few years ago, maybe. 662 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,484 I'm sorry. I gotta do it to you Joey. 663 00:42:54,508 --> 00:42:57,050 What a topsy-turvy fight this is. 664 00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:59,650 Now, it's Malone. Malone is really coming on. 665 00:42:59,674 --> 00:43:02,485 He looks like the champion he is supposed to be. 666 00:43:02,509 --> 00:43:04,385 He is really firing them well. 667 00:43:04,409 --> 00:43:06,084 Left to the head. Another left. 668 00:43:06,108 --> 00:43:08,585 A left to the head of Lee. He's taking Lee apart. 669 00:43:08,609 --> 00:43:10,485 He's giving Lee the beating of his life. 670 00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:13,485 He's got him on the ropes right above us. Solid combination. 671 00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:16,651 Left and rights to the head. Another left and right to the head. 672 00:43:16,675 --> 00:43:19,486 Lee's face is a mess of blood and bruises. 673 00:43:19,510 --> 00:43:21,419 He's trying to recover from them. 674 00:43:21,443 --> 00:43:24,519 More coming from the champion. 675 00:43:24,543 --> 00:43:26,419 The champion is moving in for the kill. 676 00:43:26,443 --> 00:43:29,051 What's holding Joey Lee up there, I will never know. 677 00:43:29,075 --> 00:43:32,186 It must be that wonderful something called pride. 678 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,419 We're just waiting for the bell, and there it is. 679 00:43:34,443 --> 00:43:37,420 Round four is over. And, oh, a punishing round. 680 00:43:37,444 --> 00:43:40,709 A punishing round for the challenger, Joey Lee. 681 00:43:42,644 --> 00:43:44,319 Dad? 682 00:43:44,343 --> 00:43:46,876 Dad, it doesn't matter about being champ anymore. 683 00:43:48,477 --> 00:43:50,453 Dad, please, just quit now. 684 00:43:50,477 --> 00:43:52,353 Just don't even go in there. I'm okay, Mitch. 685 00:43:52,377 --> 00:43:54,187 I'm okay. Don't even go in there, Dad. 686 00:43:54,211 --> 00:43:56,220 Don't even get up when the bell rings. 687 00:43:56,244 --> 00:43:57,354 I'm okay, Son. 688 00:43:57,378 --> 00:44:00,020 Dad, please, you're bleeding awful. 689 00:44:00,044 --> 00:44:01,755 Looking over in Joey Lee's corner, 690 00:44:01,779 --> 00:44:05,153 I don't know how he will ever be able to answer the bell 691 00:44:05,177 --> 00:44:06,976 and come out for round five. 692 00:44:10,378 --> 00:44:12,554 (BELL RINGS) 693 00:44:12,578 --> 00:44:13,788 And there's the bell for round five. 694 00:44:13,812 --> 00:44:15,954 It's unbelievable, fight fans. 695 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:18,888 I don't know how he's coming back out there, but there is Lee. 696 00:44:18,912 --> 00:44:22,021 But the champion starts right in on him just like the last round. 697 00:44:22,045 --> 00:44:24,655 A left to the head. Another left to the head. A right to the body. 698 00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:28,722 Another left to the head. Another left and a hard right to the head. 699 00:44:28,746 --> 00:44:30,822 Go down, Joey! 700 00:44:30,846 --> 00:44:32,889 The champion is really beating him to death. How he's standing... 701 00:44:32,913 --> 00:44:36,623 What's going on? Go down! Stay down! 702 00:44:36,647 --> 00:44:39,256 And still stay on his feet. Another left to the head. 703 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,656 Another left. A left to the body. 704 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,490 Big combination, left and rights. Another big one. 705 00:44:44,514 --> 00:44:47,190 And he's got him back in the corner again. Hard left and right. 706 00:44:47,214 --> 00:44:49,656 And there it is. There goes Joey. 707 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,657 (EXCLAIMS) And he is down! 708 00:44:53,681 --> 00:44:55,557 REFEREE: One... Please call off my fantasy. 709 00:44:55,581 --> 00:44:57,056 REFEREE: Two... 710 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,524 But you wanted to see your father fight the champion. 711 00:44:59,548 --> 00:45:00,724 But I don't want that anymore. 712 00:45:00,748 --> 00:45:07,057 Five, six, seven, eight... 713 00:45:07,081 --> 00:45:10,547 All right, Mitch. You're fantasy is cancelled. 714 00:45:13,215 --> 00:45:15,124 You're out! 715 00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:18,492 And that's all she wrote. This crowd is going absolutely wild. 716 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:22,925 Jimmy Lennon, stepping into the ring to raise the hand of Jackson Malone, 717 00:45:22,949 --> 00:45:26,881 the Heavy Weight Champion of the World. We'll be right back. 718 00:45:34,116 --> 00:45:35,116 Hey. 719 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:39,526 I'm sorry I didn't win for you, Son. 720 00:45:39,550 --> 00:45:41,293 I'm glad you didn't win, Dad. 721 00:45:41,317 --> 00:45:42,959 Winning would have meant more fights 722 00:45:42,983 --> 00:45:44,941 and I don't want to ever see you fighting again. 723 00:46:17,552 --> 00:46:20,695 Well, Mr. Lee, sports writers are saying 724 00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,695 it was the fight of the decade. 725 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,429 The network is more than a little pleased with your performance, Joey. 726 00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:29,161 The network is also pleased 727 00:46:29,185 --> 00:46:32,529 with the impression you made during those pre-fight interviews. 728 00:46:32,553 --> 00:46:34,763 They want to sign you to work with Mr. Ames here, 729 00:46:34,787 --> 00:46:38,796 providing background and color for future fights. 730 00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:41,497 Dad's gonna be a sports announcer on TV? 731 00:46:41,521 --> 00:46:43,062 If it pleases him. 732 00:46:43,086 --> 00:46:45,397 Uh, sure. 733 00:46:45,421 --> 00:46:46,962 But you gotta be kidding. 734 00:46:46,986 --> 00:46:48,963 No, the contract's already been drawn up. 735 00:46:48,987 --> 00:46:50,730 My agent's negotiating it for you. 736 00:46:50,754 --> 00:46:54,519 And believe me, he's going to get you some very good numbers. 737 00:46:58,187 --> 00:47:00,063 I don't know what to say. 738 00:47:00,087 --> 00:47:02,097 Why don't you say goodbye, or you miss the plane. 739 00:47:02,121 --> 00:47:04,431 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on, Dad. 740 00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,498 Thank you Mr. Roarke. Yes, Mitch. 741 00:47:06,522 --> 00:47:07,598 Mr. Roarke... Good luck, Mr. Lee. 742 00:47:07,622 --> 00:47:08,765 Thank you for everything. 743 00:47:08,789 --> 00:47:10,831 Roarke. Mr. Ames. Bye. 744 00:47:10,855 --> 00:47:11,855 Goodbye. 745 00:47:30,489 --> 00:47:32,732 Thank you both so very much. 746 00:47:32,756 --> 00:47:35,232 I think I learned more about myself these past two days 747 00:47:35,256 --> 00:47:37,733 than I did my whole life. 748 00:47:37,757 --> 00:47:39,466 Well that does sound exciting. 749 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:43,087 Would you share some of your discoveries with us? 750 00:47:44,924 --> 00:47:49,267 Well, I discovered I really like me, just the way I am. 751 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,333 What's more, 752 00:47:51,357 --> 00:47:52,955 I found out I can be me 753 00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:57,267 and still be loved. 754 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,768 May I ask what your plans are now? 755 00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:02,868 Well, first of all, we're gonna take a tour of Europe. 756 00:48:02,892 --> 00:48:04,434 A gourmet tour. 757 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:09,001 It's being sponsored by a group called Fat is Fantastic. 758 00:48:09,025 --> 00:48:12,635 And by the end of it, we're gonna be the two most fantastic people going. 759 00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:13,668 Thank you. 760 00:48:13,692 --> 00:48:15,301 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 761 00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:16,989 So long, Miss Richards. 762 00:48:21,526 --> 00:48:26,202 Well, Tattoo, it just goes to show that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 763 00:48:26,226 --> 00:48:28,035 What does that mean? 764 00:48:28,059 --> 00:48:31,691 It means that to me you are six feet two inches tall.