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Veridian Dynamics.
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Every day, something we make
makes your life better.
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Power - we make that.
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Technology - we make that.
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Cows -
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well , no, we don't make cows.
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Although we have made a sheep...
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And medicines.
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And airplane engines.
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And whatever this is.
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And all sorts of things.
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Veridian Dynamics.
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Every day, something we make
makes your life better.
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Usually...
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Veridian Dynamics.
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Veridian Dynamics.
Life.
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Veridian Dynamics.
Life. Better.
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I have the best job in the world.
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We want to make a metal that's as hard
as steel but can bounce like rubber...
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and is edible.
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We can do that.
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I'm the head of a research and
development department
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for one the largest companies in America,
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Veridian Dynamics.
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Veronica's my boss.
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We need a mouse that can withstand
temperatures up to 195 degrees.
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We can do that.
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Uh, a computer mouse or a live mouse?
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I'll get back to you.
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Every day there's something new,
waiting to be discovered.
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Computer mouse.
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Easier.
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We do everything -
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industrial products, biomedical,
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cryogenics, defense technology.
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We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
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Then so do I.
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Because?
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There's a country with whom we do business
that grows a great deal of pumpkins
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and would welcome additional uses for them...
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As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
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Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do
something besides Halloween.
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Pie.
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Halloween and pie.
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I've been at Veridian 3 years.
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Last year, I got a promotion,
and now I run a team
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of some of the smartest people in the world.
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There we go.
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Okay, people.
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We need to turn this simple,
festive gourd
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into a killer.
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I've asked Dr. Bhamba to take a look at
how nature does it because nature
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is a fantastic killer of things.
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Dr. Bhamba.
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Thank you.
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Nature attacks and annihilates the pumpkin
with powdery mildew disease,
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which can be mutated and designed to attack human cell structure,
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causing enemy soldiers to grow
a magnificent, soft downy coating
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and die...
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As mold.
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Oh, my god.
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Spores in uniforms.
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I think we get the picture.
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Uh, Cindy, Lester, Jerry, you're
with Dr. Bhamba on this.
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The rest of you, you're welcome.
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Ted,
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the drones working on the spy drone
came up with this cheap fabric.
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Find another use for it.
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Well, it's good texture,
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coloration.
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Maybe a breakfast meat.
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Are you serious?
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We want to be in that business.
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No.
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Y-you have to lighten up.
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Maybe I'm too funny.
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Maybe I was joking about
not getting your joke.
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This is Lem.
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He's a genius.
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Seriously.
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For 10 years, Lem has been
research partners with...
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Phil,
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who's also a genius.
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I'm so angry about the toilet paper.
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Why couldn't they leave it next to the toilet?
That proximity was so elegant.
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They think if it's harder to reach,
that we'll use less of it.
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They've destroyed going
to the bathroom for me.
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It used to be just a weird human function.
Now it's actively stressful.
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Okay, look, just take the roll off of the dispenser
and bring it with you before you sit.
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- That's what I do.
- What? That's not normal, Phil.
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It becomes normal...
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If you keep doing it.
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Everything does.
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Look, you can put up with their crap if
you want to. That's fine. That's who you are.
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But I'm not like that.
I'm a fighter.
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I fight stuff like this.
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- No, you don't.
- Shut up, Phil.
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I would if I thought I could win.
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No, because remember
there was that thing
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last week that you thought you could win
and you still didn't fight?
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Remember?
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With the sandwich?
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Yeah, I should've fought that.
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- I thought so.
- Hey, fellas.
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See if you can make this fabric
into a line of office chairs.
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It's very strong and,
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well, dark.
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Do you think I don't fight
injustice enough?
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Is this about the sandwich?
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Because I think, instinctively, you knew
you wouldn't have won that.
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Your mom's tough.
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She once killed a bat with
a "People" magazine.
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That is tough, but...
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one thing she's not?
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Someone who can create
something out of nothing,
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like you can.
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So make me an office chair.
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- He's a better man than you.
- Agreed.
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The next step for any
product is testing.
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Testing is one of the things
Linda does for us.
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People are squirming.
The fabric's not comfortable.
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Squirming? Or...
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are they just enjoying it so much, they want
their whole body to rub against it?
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Ted, I know you're an RandD legend
with magical RandD powers.
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But the chair? Just... no.
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Never give up. That's what I
always tell my daughter.
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She tells me to stop telling her,
but I tell her I can't,
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because that would be giving up.
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Look at these numbers.
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You scared me.
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- What's with the creamer?
- Nothing.
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They're mine. What's up?
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Productivity increase when
people use the chairs.
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I like creamer.
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I've only worked here 6 months. Is there
a rule about that I should know?
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When people can't get comfortable,
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they don't daydream or get distracted,
so they're more productive.
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And more filled with hate.
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And the scratchier the fabric...
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The more uncomfortable people are
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and the harder they work.
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Get it off me!
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- Get it off me! Get it off!
- Up to a point,
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then they go mad.
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The Focus Master
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Over 1,000,000 pre-sold
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Is it wrong to invent a deadly pumpkin
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or an irritating chair that makes
people work harder?
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The thing is, work's not about
right and wrong.
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It's about success...
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or failure.
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Your department's using too much creamer.
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Does it matter?
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It's not "Katrina", but it is a problem.
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Ted, there's been a spill... oh, hi,
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- Veronica. It's nothing.
- Hi, Phil.
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Actually, you're the reason I'm here.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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- You can go now.
- But--
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I'm here to talk about you, not to you.
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I'm sorry.
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We want to freeze Phil.
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- Excuse me?
- Phil.
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The company wants to
cryonically freeze him,
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just for a year, to see if it's possible.
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We think it is.
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You think it's possible?
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Yes, Mr. Negative, we do.
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We have developed a chemical
which allows us to
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rapidly freeze live animal tissue
without it exploding.
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And, fingers crossed,
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we're ready for human testing.
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Your presentation sucks.
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And why Phil?
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Well, for PR reasons, they wanted an employee.
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And, in the unlikely event something goes wrong,
well, there are people here we would,
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you know,
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miss more.
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You be sure to tell him that when
you try to get him to do it.
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I see where this is going.
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Your guys will do anything for you, Ted.
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They've got...
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what's that thing again?
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Underlings have it.
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Loyalty.
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This is huge for us. You need
to make it happen.
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Well, I'll try.
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But Phil hates the cold and he freaks out in small spaces,
so this assignment is not ideal for him.
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Yeah, well, they originally suggested Lem, but...
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freeze the black guy? They're not stupid.
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If I'm gonna ask Phil to do something
potentially dangerous,
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I need to make sure that
it's potentially safe.
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So I've asked Linda to
check out the data.
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No, the zebra and the toaster are friends...
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I have to go.
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No, that makes the toaster too mean.
He's not a sociopath.
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He just doesn't want to
make toast anymore.
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Hi.
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Is that a new shirt?
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Oh, that's cool. Let's pretend that
that phone call wasn't odd.
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I'm trying to write a children's book,
and my illustrator doesn't get...
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most of it.
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Well, what's, uh, not to get?
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A toaster that doesn't want to make toast.
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And, of course, there's a zebra.
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You do the same thing every day.
You please everyone around you.
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At some point you say:
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"Making toast is fine, it's opened
some doors, but I need more."
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"So I'm -- I'm running away.
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"I don't know how.
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I'm, plugged into a wall,
I don't have legs, but I'm doing it."
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You totally get the toaster,
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and his complicated love/hate relationship
with the outlet.
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Who has all the power.
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- That's lame.
- You laughed.
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Yeah.
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- So, freezing Phil?
- You want to know about Phil?
It's probably okay...
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If he can get past minus -20 degrees
without his eyes bursting.
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That would be the first sign of trouble.
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This is a great company, isn't it?
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Freezing its employees.
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Employee. They're only freezing one.
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For now.
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Do you know that they send us the phone bills
for our non-work-related calls?
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They don't charge us for 'em.
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They just want us to know that
they know we're making 'em.
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Can a company be bitchy?
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- Is that why you steal creamer?
- Yes.
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It's an act of rebellion.
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I also scratched the words "place scrotum here"
On the lunch room table, but then,
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you know, that just
became the thing to do.
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- You have the best cubicle.
- Yeah, and we have been in all of them.
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Except Cindy's.
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Whoa. Cindy. No way. No.
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I've been in there, twice.
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She got so mad the first time,
I had to do it again.
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I'm definitely going in there sometime,
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twice also... as well.
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So we heard rumors something's
gonna be done to Phil?
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Yeah, and I just so want it
to be something good.
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Why do they want to freeze me?
I didn't do anything.
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No, Phil, it's not a punishment.
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It's-it's an honor.
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You've been chosen to be a pioneer,
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to go someplace no one's
ever gone before...
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And come back.
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I don't know.
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I can talk to my wife about it.
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Will I keep getting paid?
She's going to want to know that.
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Of course.
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I assume.
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I mean, technically, it is work.
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I'll check.
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You shouldn't freeze Phil.
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This is my daughter Rose.
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She knows everything.
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Honey, it's exciting. It's gonna be
a huge breakthrough in science.
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- I like Phil.
- Maybe you'll like him even
more when he's frozen.
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I like him the temperature he is.
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Phil came to my birthday.
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It's wrong to freeze someone
who comes to your daughter's birthday.
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Well...
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- Did you do your math homework?
- Yes.
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- 6 times 8?
- Yes, that was one of them.
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Would you d0 1t? W0vld y0v d0 s0m3th1ng
l1k3 th1s and leave me?
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When Rose was four, her mom left us
to go save the world.
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That's been hard for Rose.
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Frankly, not so great for the world, either.
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Hey.
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I would never leave you, ever.
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I know. We've discussed this.
You're a great dad.
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But it's wrong to ask Phil to
do something you wouldn't do.
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You're right.
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You're always right because stupidly,
I taught you right and wrong.
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Just tell 'em you don't want to do it.
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They can't force employees to participate
in human experiments.
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- They lost that court case.
- But I want to do it.
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What? Phil, that's crazy.
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Thank you. See? I'm not the only one.
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It is only for a year, Lem.
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I'll just stand perfectly still so
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I don't accidentally go on living
my life without you.
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- Moron.
- Look, Phil.
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I might've sold you a little too hard
yesterday, and-and that was...
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- Wrong.
- No.
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No, you were right.
This is my chance to be a pioneer.
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My wife thought it would be exciting,
too, which surprised me,
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because she's normally a deeply
and relentlessly negative person.
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Mrs. Moron.
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At least I have a Mrs. Moron.
Who's in your life, Lem?
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Why are you being so mean?
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And so...
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They froze Phil.
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What I do now...
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I do for science.
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And so I do not ask for your concern.
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All I ask is for your respect...
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Respect as a scientist,
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respect as a friend...
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Respect as a man.
Oh, god! I think this is it!
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I've never seen a man explode
from the inside.
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A rabbit, an eel, a goat, a monkey
and a reindeer,
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but that's all.
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I'm out.
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This is normal.
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Every company does stuff like this.
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Right?
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Does Phil look like he's in pain?
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Bummer to have to stay
like that for a year.
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00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:18,255
I don't think you're crazy for stealing creamer.
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Watch closely. Minus -20
is when the eyes might burst.
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He's been like this for three days now.
315
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,718
They promised him he could stay in the lab
with his friends, so that's good,
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00:15:04,753 --> 00:15:05,953
right, buddy?
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Creepy.
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00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:11,025
- They're moving him tomorrow.
- What?
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00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,854
- Where?
- I think the basement.
320
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Although, there's been talk of India.
321
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:35,981
Hello. No, I can talk.
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00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,400
Phil thawed out? How?
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00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:41,939
It's very technical.
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00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,340
- Is he okay?
- He's fine.
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It's just...
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00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:02,961
something's not quite right.
327
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,896
Next we looked at Methyl Thiazole-4,
which we assumed would...
328
00:16:11,698 --> 00:16:15,153
So this thing with Phil, making
that stupid face and yelling-
329
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they think it's distracting.
330
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,973
I guess in hindsight they shouldn't
have vitrified his brains.
331
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:21,864
Look, i'm not gonna play the blame
game with you. The point is,
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they need you to let him go.
333
00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:24,703
What?
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00:16:39,301 --> 00:16:40,301
Have you...
335
00:16:40,336 --> 00:16:41,578
been avoiding me...
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00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:42,839
since...
337
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:45,161
you know, you held my hand?
338
00:16:45,941 --> 00:16:46,941
No.
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00:16:48,364 --> 00:16:51,215
And-and I didn't hold your hand. I...
340
00:16:51,382 --> 00:16:54,482
held on to your hand after
you held my hand.
341
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:56,418
Okay.
342
00:16:56,811 --> 00:16:58,411
That's how we're playing it?
343
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,088
We're gonna play it stupid?
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00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,638
Okay, I... I don't know how it happened.
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00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:04,859
I do.
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00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:09,258
I was standing there like this, and you
took my hand like this, and that's...
347
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,478
how it happened.
348
00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:16,279
- Linda.
- Ted...
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00:17:17,873 --> 00:17:20,023
I used up my office affair.
350
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,642
- What now?
- You only get one,
351
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,920
otherwise you're that guy that sleeps around.
And about a year ago, I used mine.
352
00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:28,514
Ted, that was an excellent presentation.
353
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:32,499
Everything you said was just so
concise and exactly...
354
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:36,240
I think you and I should have sex.
355
00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:37,666
If you want.
356
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:40,872
Look at me.
357
00:17:40,974 --> 00:17:43,840
I'm so nervous, I'm shaking like a leaf.
358
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,532
- No, no, you're not.
- No.
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00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:50,767
Is that a problem? I don't get nervous.
I try. It just doesn't come out.
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00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,762
I guess that makes me...
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00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,309
vulnerable.
362
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,490
No, you're not vulnerable.
363
00:17:57,782 --> 00:17:58,782
No.
364
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:00,205
So...
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00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:02,386
where does that put us?
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00:18:13,472 --> 00:18:14,508
Ted, it's okay.
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00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:17,993
Really. I don't care.
I work for you. It would be...
368
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:25,115
Besides, only an idiot would have
an affair with their boss.
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00:18:33,252 --> 00:18:34,452
Pretty girl.
370
00:18:36,062 --> 00:18:39,842
Although, she makes a lot of
non-work-related calls,
371
00:18:39,877 --> 00:18:42,377
which I think makes her less attractive.
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00:18:43,337 --> 00:18:47,417
Listen, Veronica, about firing Phil, I don't think
we should rush into anything.
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00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:48,429
You're right.
374
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:52,414
Wait until the end of business Friday.
It'll be easier for payroll.
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00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,341
- You're kidding, right?
- No.
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00:18:59,808 --> 00:19:01,789
Now they want you to fire Phil.
377
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:03,824
That's what I'm supposed to do, yep.
378
00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:09,043
Do grown-ups even care
about right and wrong?
379
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:12,136
Did you brush your teeth?
380
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:14,826
Don't change the subject.
381
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,922
- Hello, Linda.
- Hi.
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00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:30,772
Did I surprise you? I didn't mean to surprise you.
I'm just a friendly person.
383
00:19:31,683 --> 00:19:33,692
I didn't think you knew my name.
384
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:35,477
Well, of course I know your name.
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00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,624
I know a lot about you.
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00:19:38,223 --> 00:19:39,223
Linda...
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00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:40,565
Katherine...
388
00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:41,648
Zword...
389
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:42,560
ning...
390
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:43,595
ling.
391
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:46,066
Zwordling.
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00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:49,191
Fine. You know your name
better than I do. Yay.
393
00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:53,058
Ted, I can't have you sleeping with Linda.
394
00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:54,939
- What?
- It could embarrass me,
395
00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:56,427
plus I may not be done with you yet.
396
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,712
Hey, guys.
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00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:01,829
Hi, Phil. I hear you're blinking again.
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00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:02,964
Good for you.
399
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:06,539
- Why is he still here?
- Because, Veronica, I'm not firing him.
400
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:09,862
- But they want you to fire him.
- I don't care. It's just wrong.
401
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,847
So then you're saying no to them?
402
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:14,360
That's an interesting career choice.
403
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,171
Phil doesn't deserve to be fired.
404
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,259
He's incredibly smart.
He's hardworking.
405
00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:19,557
He let us freeze him!
406
00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:22,743
He's the last guy that deserves
to be fired, and i'm standing by him.
407
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:27,423
Dude. You're not helping me.
408
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,703
Okay, I'll talk to them.
409
00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:32,150
But what you're doing is gonna
hurt their feelings,
410
00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:36,355
and when their feelings get hurt,
they hurt the ones they love.
411
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,718
And they love you, Ted.
412
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,850
Well, then maybe I should talk to them.
413
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:43,685
No. They don't want to talk
to you when you're like this.
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