1 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,960 I really appreciate this, mister. 2 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,120 Where are you headed? 3 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:17,620 Nowhere in particular. 4 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,180 Just hitching across country, huh? 5 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,380 I did that myself once back in the 50s. 6 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,780 Damn near got my ass shot off. 7 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Angry farmer? 8 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,280 Yep. 9 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,540 Caught me with his daughter up in the hayloft. 10 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,880 That ever happen to you? 11 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,960 Oh, yeah, lots of times. 12 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,460 Maybe before yesterday, last Friday. 13 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,580 Tomorrow, for all I know. 14 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,400 Kind of goes with the job. 15 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,100 been to California? 16 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,380 I just got back from a little trip to Hollywood. 17 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,360 No, I never have. 18 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:02,400 Kind of hope to make it there this trip, though. 19 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:06,800 Why? Yeah, wild place. You know it. 20 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,180 So I hear. 21 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,440 But, uh, they're both the same age. 22 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,780 Well, they went to junior high school together and they dropped out together. 23 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,760 Betsy Lewis was my fourth wife. 24 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,420 What happened to the other three? 25 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:47,320 Well, let's see. 26 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,120 First one died. 27 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Well, that's bad. 28 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,960 Yeah, she couldn't handle life on the hog farm. 29 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:57,460 She got depressed, threw herself to the hogs, and they ate her. 30 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,480 That's horrible. 31 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,840 Yeah. 32 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,900 Everything turns out for the best. 33 00:03:07,180 --> 00:03:10,220 We did get the blue ribbon for that year's county fair, though. 34 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,620 Seems those hogs thrive on you -know -what. 35 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:16,040 Thank you for turning in. 36 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,660 Ah, well, it doesn't matter. 37 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,720 What about the second wife? 38 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,360 Prison. 39 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,820 Friday, they divorced me for a brand -new pizza. 40 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,660 I'm supposed to get out sometime around the third of the century. 41 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,080 If she's good, but she ain't. 42 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:37,460 And a third? 43 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,820 Well, she ran off with a hitchhiker. 44 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,600 Oh, hey, I'm not going to... Oh, hell, I don't care. 45 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:48,580 You want her, you nab her. 46 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,040 Honey, warm her, that's it. 47 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,460 Like I know you're just craving to have another look back at you. 48 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:58,420 Hey, Mom. 49 00:03:58,740 --> 00:03:59,740 Look, man. 50 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:02,140 Looks pretty good. 51 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,560 Want to play? 52 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,660 Hollywood, huh? 53 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:13,810 copy her to go to Hollywood and be starlets and get this fourth time. It's 54 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:14,810 to be a damn nuisance. 55 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,190 I can imagine. 56 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:20,110 Well, I don't really care, except there's a lot of chores to be done on 57 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,110 farm. 58 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:22,550 Somebody's got to take care of it. 59 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:23,890 Dirty old pig. 60 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:27,810 I told you once, I've told you a hundred times. 61 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:33,510 If you girls want to go back to Hollywood and be starlets, you can do it 62 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:37,370 own time, but you've got to slap them hogs first and get home by supper time. 63 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:40,530 My son's born. 64 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,170 He prefers pork with pork. 65 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,930 A girl needs a little excitement. 66 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:50,350 Go ahead, knock yourself out. 67 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,359 Cute Andy. 68 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,640 He's got blood on his back. 69 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,900 You'll be lucky you can still walk when I get done with you. 70 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,320 Thank you. 71 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,110 I've got to take a piss. 72 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:38,350 You're going to come back, aren't you? 73 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:39,590 No, I don't think so. 74 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,990 Drive on. This is insane. 75 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,090 Monica, for crying out loud. 76 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,450 You better get in the back seat. My wife doesn't appreciate strangers. 77 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,790 Hi. Come on in. 78 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,070 Thanks a lot. 79 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:48,150 Where are you going? 80 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,630 As far as you feel like taking, I'm just grateful to get off my feet for a 81 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:54,630 while. 82 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:58,130 How long you been in the road? 83 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,150 About three years. 84 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,090 Oh, by the way, my name's Mark. 85 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:04,810 My name's Al. 86 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:06,010 This is my wife, Monica. 87 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,470 There's just a candy bag there. 88 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,710 Where are you going, Mark? 89 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,110 No place in particular. 90 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:18,370 Oh, maybe I'll go to Hollywood or something. 91 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,690 Albert, this is ridiculous. 92 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,310 Stop the car and put him out. 93 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:23,950 No, let him stay. 94 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:26,790 Well... 95 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:31,990 Well, look, if I'm in the way... Mark, new job for the summer? 96 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,230 Albert! 97 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,970 Look at Monica. It was your idea to hire someone for the summer in the first 98 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:37,970 place. 99 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:42,090 Mark, I've got a stud farm just down the road, and I could use someone to help 100 00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,090 me out for the summer. 101 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,290 Interested? 102 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,650 Um, I don't know. 103 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,350 What about $1 ,000 for the summer? 104 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,850 Room, board, anything else you need? 105 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,930 I know he's not going to murder us all in our sleep. 106 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:03,790 Well, those people usually travel in pairs, and they usually have their own 107 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,350 cars. I think I'm relatively safe. 108 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:10,910 Well, let's get a few things straight here. 109 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,890 We are people of money and position. 110 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:17,470 We demand the best of everything, and we won't tolerate sloppiness or impudence. 111 00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,210 Have you ever worked on a stud farm? 112 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,010 Do you know anything about horses? 113 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,950 I know horseshit when I see it. 114 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,220 Oh, Albert. 115 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,100 Monica, will you shut up? 116 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:36,820 Um... Hey, look, Al, if I'm in the way... Well, that's about it. Look, when 117 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:38,400 we're in the house, you're the boss. 118 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,780 When we're in the farm, I rule. 119 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,440 Okay? 120 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,100 car is that? 121 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:21,120 It belongs to Bianca, my cousin. Wow. 122 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:22,380 Good meter. 123 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:25,740 Yeah, that is nice, isn't it? 124 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,190 I said mine are nicer. 125 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,590 Besides, they're real. 126 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:01,370 Oh, I was... It's not what you think. 127 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:05,610 She knows you're there. She does this all the time. 128 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,109 Oh, yeah? 129 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:08,110 Yeah. 130 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,050 What do you mean they're not real? 131 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,910 She had them pumped up when she was marbling. 132 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:22,470 If you look real close, right along here, she's got scars. 133 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,450 You don't see any scars on mine now, do you? 134 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:29,770 Uh -uh. 135 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:31,850 They're perfect. 136 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,450 Do you have any scars? 137 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,850 Might be of interest to me. 138 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:48,750 So, are you two going to eat or have lunch with us, bitch? 139 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:08,810 Oh, so you want to play tag, huh? 140 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,320 So come and get it. 141 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,520 ever since. 142 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,120 Well, you're welcome to settle here for a while if you'd like to. 143 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:30,360 It's like you've found yourself a friend already there. 144 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,900 Just put in work wherever you feel you're needed. 145 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:38,680 I think you'll find plenty here to do to keep you busy. 146 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,700 Most of us will be relaxing for a while until the Shah gets here. 147 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,700 The Shah? 148 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,760 You mean the racehorse? 149 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,020 Mm -hmm. 150 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,420 I thought he was owned by some syndicate or something. 151 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,010 That's us. 152 00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:57,630 We all own a quarter of them. How would you like to own a quarter of a great 153 00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:58,630 horse? 154 00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:01,410 I think I'd rather own all of a great quarter horse. 155 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:08,250 Well, we have a few of those around here, too. 156 00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:10,670 Excuse me. 157 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,890 But the shot is definitely the star of this farm. 158 00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:14,730 Star horse, that is. 159 00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:16,970 When does he get here? 160 00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:20,260 Well, actually, he should be here later this morning. This afternoon, two men 161 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:21,700 from down at the track are going to bring him up. 162 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:24,760 Men? Is that what you call them these days? 163 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,600 One's a big, stupid farm boy. Guess what his name is. 164 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,179 I don't know. 165 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,860 Probably something like Junior. 166 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,880 You're smart. That's exactly what it is. 167 00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,060 The other one's some washed -up jockey who gives the shots workouts. 168 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,120 What is that asswipe's name anyway? 169 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,200 Butch. 170 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,380 Butch. Yeah. 171 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,600 Butch. Butch and Junior. 172 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:52,420 Well, now that lunch is over, we can attend to some more important matters. 173 00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,800 Mr. Mark, take care of this. 174 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,120 Sure. 175 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,500 Glad to have you aboard. 176 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:03,940 Thanks. See you later. 177 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320 Hey, 178 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,220 let me know when the shawl gets here. 179 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:09,460 Yeah, I'm ready. 180 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,840 Lost, little boy? 181 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,980 Well, as long as you're going to stand there gawking, make yourself useful. 182 00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:48,690 She lied. 183 00:30:48,710 --> 00:30:49,970 There are no scars. 184 00:30:50,270 --> 00:30:51,570 Now get back to work. 185 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:07,750 I said that's enough. 186 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,470 I'll call you if I need anything else. 187 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,550 Yeah, sure. 188 00:31:23,939 --> 00:31:25,120 Dirk? Look, Al. 189 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,060 I don't like what I see. What are they doing? 190 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:30,980 Your cousin's setting her ass. 191 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,580 Mark watering the lawn. Why? 192 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,960 That man has been all over your sister, and now he's annoying my cousin. 193 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,400 What are you going to do? 194 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,900 I've been trying to do something all afternoon. 195 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,960 Joey's got a headache. 196 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,900 I'm going for a swim. 197 00:32:10,410 --> 00:32:11,410 Do you work here? 198 00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:14,170 Yeah, I guess I do. Why? Well, where's your boss? 199 00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:15,430 He's right over there. 200 00:32:18,330 --> 00:32:19,330 Charlie! 201 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:26,850 Hello, Charlie. 202 00:32:26,870 --> 00:32:27,870 What's up? 203 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:30,030 Well, nice place. 204 00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:32,330 Where's the horse? 205 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:34,890 Oh, the show's not here yet. 206 00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:36,510 What do you want to know? 207 00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,890 Well, I'm upping my offer to four million. 208 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,840 I've got a certified check here and a bill of sale. 209 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,060 Oh, that can't do, Charlie. 210 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,660 Besides, I only speak for 25%. Oh, you know that's a tax dodge. 211 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,740 Those broads will do what you say. 212 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,120 Oh, no, they won't. 213 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480 Oh, 214 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,920 well, hello, Bianca. 215 00:32:58,220 --> 00:32:59,260 How about dinner? 216 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,520 Oh, I think I have problems keeping it down. What are you doing here, Charlie? 217 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,100 Bianca, sell me your share of the shark. 218 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,280 Get off my land. 219 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,860 I'll make it five million cash. 220 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,320 Nah, Charlie, I don't need your money, Charlie. 221 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,100 Al, that horse is getting old. 222 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,900 If I had him, I'd gild him so he'd run faster. 223 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,120 That wouldn't leave a working set of balls between the two of you, Charlie. 224 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,440 Well, you know, Al, I'm not used to giving up things that I want. 225 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,940 You know something, Charlie? 226 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,680 You and I. 227 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,160 what? I'll call you in September. 228 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,740 Love lunch, Charlie. 229 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,480 Lunch, lunch. 230 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,180 Now let's have dinner. 231 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,520 Boy, I guess I really told her off, huh? 232 00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:00,560 Yeah, I don't know either of that, bro. Kicking us out of the diner just because 233 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,560 we didn't buy nothing. 234 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Yeah. Do you think her boots was real? Look, I told you, no dirty talk, all 235 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,340 right? You gotta be more sophisticated. You gotta say something like, uh... 236 00:34:10,989 --> 00:34:13,310 Hey, baby, how about going out with me tonight? 237 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,730 I guarantee you a good time. 238 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,750 Yeah, and I won't make you swallow anything, right? No, no, no. 239 00:34:18,370 --> 00:34:19,909 No dirty language. Come on. 240 00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:25,290 She was so pretty, and she smelled even nicer than a new Buick. 241 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:28,630 Forget the Buick. Look, if Charlie don't get here soon, I'm leaving. 242 00:34:28,909 --> 00:34:31,690 Hey, if he doesn't come, do we have to give the money back? 243 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,469 I don't know. He gave us $100 to wait for him, didn't he? Yeet. 244 00:34:37,090 --> 00:34:38,670 Hey, wait a sec. I think I see him over there. 245 00:34:50,819 --> 00:34:52,300 We was waiting for you. 246 00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:54,880 All right. What's doing, boss? 247 00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:59,720 Here's what I want you to do. I want you to help me steal a horse. Do! I need to 248 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720 hang you for that. 249 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,880 Not if you do exactly as I say. 250 00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:12,220 She played nice. 251 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,040 How would you know? 252 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,120 I know what I like. 253 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,820 You also know the rules. 254 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,860 If you want to watch, you have to earn the right. 255 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,460 I have to do to do that. 256 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,060 Are you a good fuck? 257 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,180 Bianca, just what do you take me as anyway? 258 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,360 I take you as livestock. 259 00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:48,260 Livestock? 260 00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:50,370 Miss, where do you come off calling me livestock? 261 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,690 Well, this is a stead farm. 262 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,290 Isn't there usually a fee involved? 263 00:35:58,450 --> 00:35:59,670 Earn it, Dad. 264 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,790 Can I help you? Oh, excuse me. 265 00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:55,350 What can I do for you? 266 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:58,690 Yeah, I'm Detective Brown. Is either one of you the owner here? 267 00:41:59,030 --> 00:42:00,090 I'm one of the owners. Why? 268 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:04,510 A horse trailer registered at this address has been abandoned up the road. 269 00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:06,410 Does it belong to either one of you? 270 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:07,890 What about the horse? 271 00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:09,930 If there was a horse in that trailer, it's gone now. 272 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,930 Stolen? We're still investigating, but you can pick up the trailer anytime. 273 00:42:14,850 --> 00:42:17,450 In fact, we found this note. Does this pertain to you? 274 00:42:20,530 --> 00:42:21,770 It says... 275 00:42:22,090 --> 00:42:23,290 Al, no more horsing around. 276 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:24,570 I'll be in touch. 277 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,710 No signature. 278 00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:27,050 Who's Al? 279 00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:29,750 Al's my brother. I'll make sure that he gets this. Thank you. 280 00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:31,790 Thanks a lot. 281 00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:33,270 Okay, thank you. 282 00:42:33,410 --> 00:42:36,290 Boy, rich people, they ever take the cake when it comes to this shit. 283 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,270 I wonder what Charlie's planning to do. 284 00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:43,890 Can't sell the horse. 285 00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:46,010 Can't race him. 286 00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:53,310 Charlie wouldn't kill the Shah, would he? 287 00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,110 I wouldn't put it past him. 288 00:42:56,990 --> 00:42:58,290 Well, he'd insure it, isn't he? 289 00:42:59,570 --> 00:43:01,630 Yeah, to the hill. Four million dollars worth. 290 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,230 So, four million is four million. 291 00:43:05,070 --> 00:43:08,690 Wait a minute here. We're talking about a living, breathing being here, not just 292 00:43:08,690 --> 00:43:09,690 a piece of property. 293 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:14,430 Besides which, he'll collect more than twice that this summer in stud fees. 294 00:43:17,210 --> 00:43:19,610 Hey, Mark, why don't you and I take a drive? 295 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:21,790 See what we can find out? Get the trailer? 296 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,130 Yeah, sure. 297 00:43:23,290 --> 00:43:25,730 Oh, no. I'll take him out there. Charlie might call. 298 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:28,408 All right. 299 00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:31,430 You go. But as long as you go and get something done, see what you can find 300 00:43:31,490 --> 00:43:32,490 okay? Okay. 301 00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:33,630 We'll get something done. 302 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:35,990 I'll bet. 303 00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:38,950 You know what they're going to do? 304 00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:41,410 Disgusting. Why don't you do something? 305 00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:44,650 Come on, Monica. We're all three healthy adults here. 306 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:47,250 You and I are the only ones not having any fun. 307 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,780 The anchor isn't taken in by that drifter. 308 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,880 I'm a regular rack, huh? 309 00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:59,200 Look it, what the hell do I have to do to loosen you up a little bit? Come on. 310 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:04,360 I'm not in the mood. And I won't be until the shore is where he belongs and 311 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,540 bum is off our land. 312 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,820 Oh, Jesus Christ, Monica. 313 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,240 Look at this. They were so stupid they didn't even move the trailer. 314 00:44:16,590 --> 00:44:18,290 Come on, let's go find Shaw. Yeah. 315 00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:23,570 Hey, come on. 316 00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:25,450 Shaw, come on, Shaw. Hey. 317 00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:27,230 Got to treat you. 318 00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:28,690 Yeah. 319 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:54,380 Now, let's, uh... Let's get the trailer and take it away so they can't take him. 320 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,980 Then we'll get Al to call the police. 321 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,320 No, Alex, no. 322 00:44:58,020 --> 00:44:59,020 Only with you, baby. 323 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:02,460 Come on, let's go. Boy, baby, we'll be back. Yeah, don't worry about it. 324 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,300 Oh, really, Bianca? 325 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,900 Must you bounce your tits around all afternoon? 326 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:15,160 Oh, come on, Monica. You should try it. It's very relaxing. 327 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,540 Not to the help. 328 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,420 Maybe you can handle him. But what if he attacks me? 329 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,500 Look it. Then he's on his own. 330 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,060 Now take off your clothes and join me. 331 00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:28,820 Never. Oh, you made me forget why I came out here. You have a phone call. 332 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:30,340 Take a message. 333 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,640 It's Charlie. 334 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:32,780 Oh. 335 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:39,740 What is it, Charlie? 336 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:42,580 You look nice today, Bianca. 337 00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:46,180 Your tan made you look exotic, even from a distance. 338 00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:50,430 Yeah, well, you can get a closer look when you kiss my ass. 339 00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:54,990 So, did you call for a reason, or are you too wimpy to make obscene calls to 340 00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:55,990 strangers? 341 00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:59,570 I'm going to give you a chance now to get your horse back. 342 00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:04,350 Why don't you get all dolled up and meet me at the diner? We'll have a little 343 00:46:04,350 --> 00:46:09,970 dinner and spend a quiet evening together, and I'll meet you there, say, 344 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:10,970 hour. 345 00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:12,210 Bye. 346 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,800 Now the fun begins. 347 00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:31,820 Come on. 348 00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:35,220 Come on, get in. That's it. 349 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:25,910 going to do? 350 00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:28,350 Anything I want, my little eyes, princess. 351 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:32,630 Junior, you let her give away, and I'm going to give your share of the money to 352 00:47:32,630 --> 00:47:34,010 Butch. That's not fair. 353 00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,270 I just want to see the horse. Is he all right? 354 00:47:38,510 --> 00:47:42,250 He's okay. I gave him half of my Twinkie. He liked it a lot. Oh, good. 355 00:47:43,650 --> 00:47:44,650 Oh, 356 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,310 hey, everybody. 357 00:47:46,390 --> 00:47:48,330 What the fuck you got here? The place you got here. 358 00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:49,910 Now just sit down and relax. 359 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,830 Move back. Take it easy, and nobody will get hurt, okay? 360 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:57,420 We got some important business to discuss here. Why don't you sit down, 361 00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:01,460 And the rest of you, pay attention, because I'm not going to repeat myself 362 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:05,160 twice. We got Bianca, and we got the horse. 363 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,780 If you want the dame back, sign over the horse. 364 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,300 What happens if we don't? 365 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:16,320 Okay, but then you got a dead stud horse. 366 00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:27,160 No, Charlie likes it better when they squirm around a little bit. 367 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,300 So she's probably safe. 368 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,260 But then again, who knows? 369 00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:34,840 Anything could happen, right? 370 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,940 Well, thanks for having us in tonight, folks. Charlie will be in touch. 371 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,620 Don't try anything dumb now, will you? 372 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:52,759 Knock it off, you creep. 373 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,740 Junior, remember what the boss said. We're just supposed to keep an eye on 374 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760 Now, leave her alone. 375 00:48:57,860 --> 00:49:01,940 I just wanted to ring her doorbell. I wasn't going to bite him or nothing. I 376 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:05,940 told you before, I don't like dirty language, especially in front of a dame. 377 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,860 Oh, you ain't so good, Butch. You know what he told me once late? 378 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,260 Junior, I told you never talk about that. 379 00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:16,780 He told me he once saw his own mother naked. 380 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,470 Now, you watch her good. 381 00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:41,910 And if she escapes, I'll tell Charlie you let her get away. 382 00:49:42,830 --> 00:49:44,190 What are you going to do? 383 00:49:44,510 --> 00:49:45,790 I got to calm down. 384 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:48,310 Get some sleep so I can think straight. 385 00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:49,770 Think straight for the boss. 386 00:49:53,330 --> 00:49:54,330 The idea? 387 00:49:55,830 --> 00:49:57,050 Yeah, take off your top. 388 00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,370 But we promised how we wouldn't. No, no, no, no, come on. 389 00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:36,120 As soon as you can, get to your car and then get home, okay? 390 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,380 Look! 391 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,580 Who? 392 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:51,180 I can't believe this. 393 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,180 Did you see that? 394 00:50:58,580 --> 00:50:59,580 What? No. 395 00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:03,090 Something pretty funny going on here. 396 00:51:03,370 --> 00:51:04,370 Really? 397 00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:25,550 Hey, huh? 398 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,230 Why did you do that? 399 00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:31,410 I'm sorry, Junior. 400 00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,110 I really meant to do this. 401 00:51:34,010 --> 00:51:35,210 Oh, God. 402 00:51:43,130 --> 00:51:45,910 Hey, where's Junior? Ah, you just sit there and don't make a move. 403 00:51:47,290 --> 00:51:48,430 Now, what'd you do with Junior? 404 00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:22,610 Perfect refinement. 405 00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:24,030 Class. 406 00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:26,130 Sophisticated women like you. 407 00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:29,170 How's about letting me smell your underwear? 408 00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:30,490 Oh, shut up. 409 00:52:31,710 --> 00:52:35,710 I know. Why don't you go in there and get him to, uh... Why don't you forget 410 00:52:35,730 --> 00:52:36,730 Why don't you do something? 411 00:52:36,790 --> 00:52:37,790 Yeah, like what? 412 00:52:37,910 --> 00:52:39,730 If we can't make him horny, let's make him mad. 413 00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:10,709 We tried horny. 414 00:53:10,710 --> 00:53:11,710 Let's make them now. 415 00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:13,488 Go ahead. 416 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:14,810 Hey, Butch. 417 00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:16,430 Shit. 418 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:18,370 Piss. Old lady's piss. 419 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:20,430 Dog milk. 420 00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:24,530 Oh, God. 421 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,930 Okay, I'll take the car. You take the shower. You take the shower. Meet you at 422 00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:28,930 the house. Yeah, right. 423 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,480 no idea where she is. 424 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,000 Have you called the insurance man? 425 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,260 I haven't. I still think that Mark and Candy are going to come up with 426 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,260 something. 427 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,800 I don't need to worry so much. 428 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,060 It's easy for you to say, but how do you suggest I do that? 429 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,420 Start by coming back to bed with me. 430 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:36,500 I will be working in the garden. If you hear anything, please call me. 431 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,480 I want you to see something really disgusting. 432 01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:07,080 All right, Mr. Mark, whoever you are, I want you off my land. 433 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,040 Everything was fine around here until you showed up. Now just get out. 434 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,260 Jesus. 435 01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:15,380 What's going on here? 436 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,360 Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine. 437 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,220 I got your horse for you. 438 01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:20,740 There's Candy. 439 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,620 There's Bianca. Here I am. 440 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,160 What's the problem? 441 01:02:25,540 --> 01:02:26,540 It's Monica. 442 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:27,960 Excuse me. 443 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,320 What'd I do? 444 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:33,300 Nothing. 445 01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,460 Why do you keep refusing me? 446 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:26,220 Simple thing. Keep the horse in the broad here and you blow it. Of all the 447 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:29,340 stupid, moronic, idiotic things I ever heard... Dumb? 448 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:33,360 Dumb? You don't qualify to be dumb, you corn -fed pile of cow shit. 449 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,900 And you, Butch, where was your head when they stole their horse from us? 450 01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:39,660 Oh, well, it wasn't my fault. 451 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:41,180 They outnumbered us. 452 01:10:41,740 --> 01:10:45,580 No, they didn't. There was only... How would you know? You were unconscious. 453 01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:49,860 No, I wasn't. I was knocked out. Oh, well, what are you talking about? 454 01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:53,550 They surrounded us. They had guns and bombs and karate. 455 01:10:53,790 --> 01:10:54,709 Who did? 456 01:10:54,710 --> 01:10:55,710 Big Al's gang. 457 01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:57,170 There must have been a thousand of them. 458 01:10:57,990 --> 01:10:58,949 Al's gang? 459 01:10:58,950 --> 01:10:59,950 What gang? 460 01:11:00,090 --> 01:11:01,610 Big, mean, tough professionals. 461 01:11:01,850 --> 01:11:05,810 I think they were mercenaries. They had skulls tattooed on their heads and bones 462 01:11:05,810 --> 01:11:07,250 in their noses. Right, Junior? 463 01:11:07,690 --> 01:11:08,690 Is that right? 464 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:13,190 They dropped out of the sky. Jet helicopters landed on the roof. And then 465 01:11:13,190 --> 01:11:16,810 started pumping in the nerve gas. The nerve gas. How do you know? 466 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:18,110 We got real nervous. 467 01:11:18,490 --> 01:11:20,310 Then they ran in firing machine guns. 468 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,370 Oh, look at all the bullet holes. 469 01:11:22,730 --> 01:11:26,310 Oh, them termite holes. Oh, they shot the termites, too. Right, Junior? 470 01:11:26,770 --> 01:11:28,610 Yeah. Well, what'd they look like? 471 01:11:28,970 --> 01:11:34,510 Well, they was purple with pink spots. Oh, that's your comic book, you dork. 472 01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:40,030 They were seven -foot, hairy -chested dykes with fangs. They overpowered us 473 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:40,969 took the horse. 474 01:11:40,970 --> 01:11:44,750 You see, Bianca was their leader, and they had to rescue her or kill 475 01:11:44,950 --> 01:11:46,430 It was awesome. 476 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,760 Right, Junior? 477 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,300 I don't remember. 478 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:55,260 Was that before or after the girl with the pretty ass wiggled for us? Shut up. 479 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,500 What are you talking about? 480 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,180 Nothing. He's delirious. 481 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,500 Go on, Junior. What really happened? 482 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:06,860 Well, well, we was watching the horse and the girl, like you said, and 483 01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:13,860 then this real pretty girl all naked comes and wiggles her lady parts at us. 484 01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:16,700 she was real pretty, too, and she wiggles her ass at me. 485 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:23,760 Well, she was sleeping, and I walked out to play with her, and then I got 486 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,519 knocked out. 487 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,860 Is that what happened to you, Butch? I'll get you for this, Junior. 488 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:33,080 You mean to tell me that you let go of a $4 million horse because some broad 489 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,080 shook her ass at you? 490 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:37,720 Normally I wouldn't, but she did have a particularly nice ass. 491 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:42,680 I ought to have you two put to sleep. I just can't believe this. 492 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,880 It happened all right because we was there. 493 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,560 I'm not going to give up. I'm going to get that horse back. 494 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,260 How? Walk in and take it? 495 01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:54,320 Exactly. Now, pay attention, because we're going to get that horse back 496 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,400 and I mean business. 497 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:40,400 Yeah, it takes at least eight people to do that right. 498 01:13:51,940 --> 01:13:56,040 Well, you come on. That's how you got in trouble the first time. Come on. 499 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,880 Look, it's a shark. It's a shark. 500 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:06,990 Yeah, it is. Open that up. Come on, get it open. Get that hammer out. Break 501 01:14:06,990 --> 01:14:08,690 the lock. 502 01:14:08,930 --> 01:14:10,170 Break the lock. 503 01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:11,650 Hurry up, hurry up. 504 01:14:13,070 --> 01:14:14,070 That's it, that's it. 505 01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:15,330 Harder, harder. 506 01:14:17,010 --> 01:14:19,430 Hit it harder. 507 01:14:22,990 --> 01:14:26,370 What was that? 508 01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:27,830 What was that noise? 509 01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:30,270 It must be the shot. 510 01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:31,830 Oh, my God, the shot. 511 01:14:33,270 --> 01:14:34,370 Hey, you got any guns? 512 01:14:35,090 --> 01:14:36,090 Yeah. 513 01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:14,080 Oh, party, look what we have here. A couple of horse thieves. Yep. 514 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,760 They're going to hang us. 515 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:19,020 No, hanging would be too good for the likes of you. 516 01:15:20,700 --> 01:15:27,180 Now, Al, now, now, fun's fun, but you win. Now, just let us go, and 517 01:15:27,180 --> 01:15:32,340 we'll let bygones be bygones. Oh, Charlie, I should shoot you right here, 518 01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:33,340 would scare the horse. 519 01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,800 Nah, shooting him now wouldn't be right. 520 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,000 Start with the stooges. 521 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,120 All right, butch. 522 01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:52,960 All right, now you're going to get it. One, two, three. 523 01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,840 Don't even think about it. 524 01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:05,100 Your turn, Tuckaloos. Oh, where's Butch? 525 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,680 Nothing left, all gone. 526 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:09,340 It's your turn, horse thief. 527 01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:10,780 Start running. 528 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,260 Wait a minute, Al. 529 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:17,120 Charlie, I just wanted to tell you that I haven't forgotten all the good times 530 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,120 that we've had over the years. 531 01:16:18,590 --> 01:16:23,590 Oh, well, we really did have a good time together, Bianca. I know, and now I'm 532 01:16:23,590 --> 01:16:24,590 going to give you an advantage. 533 01:16:24,750 --> 01:16:26,530 Who knows? It just may save your life. 534 01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:28,370 Oh, well, gee, thanks. 535 01:16:28,930 --> 01:16:29,930 What are you going to do? 536 01:16:30,130 --> 01:16:32,230 I'm going to gouge you so you can run back. 537 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:49,910 Listen, I'm taking off. 538 01:16:49,950 --> 01:16:50,950 Thanks for everything. 539 01:16:51,490 --> 01:16:52,930 This is one summer I'm not going to forget. 540 01:16:54,050 --> 01:16:55,370 Oh, listen, you really got to go? 541 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,830 You're welcome to stay around here as long as you'd like. You can help me take 542 01:16:58,830 --> 01:16:59,769 care of the place. 543 01:16:59,770 --> 01:17:01,130 No, thanks. I like the road. 544 01:17:03,310 --> 01:17:08,610 Well, look at... Can't thank you enough for getting the shop back for me. 545 01:17:08,850 --> 01:17:10,350 Oh, you're welcome. Take care of it. 546 01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:14,230 And I want you to know, anytime you'd like to come back this way, I'll have 547 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:15,230 something for you to do. 548 01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:17,170 Take it easy. 549 01:17:17,630 --> 01:17:18,630 Okay. 550 01:17:31,470 --> 01:17:32,470 Stay late and a dollar short. 551 01:17:32,790 --> 01:17:34,470 Mark went on down the road. 552 01:17:34,690 --> 01:17:37,270 Oh, shit. We wanted to give him one for the road. Come on.