1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,125 She-Hulk? She-Hulk. She-Hulk. 2 00:00:03,125 --> 00:00:05,875 Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk. Give 'em what they want. 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,208 Previously on She-Hulk... 4 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,666 That name better not stick. 5 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,708 What if you made a profile as She-Hulk? 6 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,625 I'm not proud of this. 7 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:16,916 {\an8}Is there anything worse than dating in your 30s? 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,416 I have to admit, I was a fan. 9 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,958 I mean, your battle with Titania in court, 10 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,333 - it was incredible. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:28,041 Supporters of the Free Titania movement are celebrating 12 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,333 - that she's been cleared of all charges. - Boo. 13 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:33,541 I've got court documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC. 14 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:36,458 She's suing me over the name "She-Hulk"? 15 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,041 But that's my name. 16 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:19,250 Strength is beauty. Beauty is strength. 17 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,708 What makes you beautiful? 18 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:22,833 She-Hulk by Titania. 19 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:26,083 Be strong, be beautiful. Own who you are. 20 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:27,500 She-Hulk by Titania. 21 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:31,000 I am strength. I am beauty. 22 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,208 I own who I am. 23 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,208 She-Hulk by Titania, 24 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:38,666 a luxurious new line of skin care, beauty, and wellness products 25 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,750 created by Titania exclusively for you. 26 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,708 She-Hulk by Titania. 27 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,500 You're listening to Pro Say, Law 360's podcast. 28 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,125 A quick word from our sponsor. 29 00:01:57,125 --> 00:01:59,375 Hey, Titaniacs, can't wait to see you all. 30 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:11,875 - Ched! - Yo. What's up, Jen? 31 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,583 You can't just walk into my house! 32 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:16,083 What do you want me to tell you? I just did. 33 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,083 I'm making a killing selling these signed She-Hulk products. 34 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,583 They love you. The people love the She-Hulk. 35 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:24,750 - So I need your John Hancock for me. - I'm not signing those. 36 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,875 What do you mean? I'm supporting your business venture. 37 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,416 No, this is not mine. It has nothing to do with me. 38 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:35,916 - It's got your name here on the label. - This is someone else. 39 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,125 This woman, Titania, has trademarked my name. 40 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,208 That's dumb. Why would you let her do that? 41 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:43,041 I didn't let her, Ched. 42 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,416 Huh. 43 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,125 You know, Jen, 44 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:50,166 the way trademark works is, 45 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,208 whoever gets there first, gets it. 46 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:56,208 So if you would've done yours first, she wouldn't have been able to do that. 47 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,250 {\an8}Thank you. 48 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,750 She tweeted that she'd be here connecting with her fans. 49 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:12,916 You follow her? 50 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,041 It's for reconnaissance. Where are you going? 51 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,625 - To talk to her. - Yeah, we are. 52 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,500 But we're not waiting in line. You kidding? 53 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,166 We enter with confidence. That's how it works. Excuse us. 54 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,000 What is this? 55 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,875 "Snake venom lip plumper." 56 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,541 She's literally selling snake oil. 57 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,250 "Beauty serum." 58 00:03:36,666 --> 00:03:38,291 "Beauty oil." 59 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:43,291 "Beauty tonic." How are these not all exactly the same thing? 60 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:45,625 Are you kidding? They're completely different. 61 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,708 Free samples? 62 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:49,958 These are all for me and that girl. 63 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:52,250 - Thank you so much, thank you. 64 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:58,458 I'm so sorry, little child, but the line starts way back there. 65 00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,583 I don't wanna cut. 66 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,250 I want you to stop, and take all of this down. 67 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,333 What's the issue? 68 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:09,125 You're using my name to sell your trashy products, and you're suing me? 69 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:12,708 Get over it, Jennifer. The name She-Hulk is mine. 70 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:13,791 Excuse me? 71 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,666 Could you take a photo? 72 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,666 Oh, my God, yes. Back up a little bit. Just give me some space. 73 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,250 - She's gonna... - You taking it? 74 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,875 Just one, and that is it. 75 00:04:23,208 --> 00:04:25,333 I can't believe she stole my name. 76 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,833 But you said you didn't like that name anyways. 77 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,458 - I don't. - Okay. 78 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:32,625 It's just what people decided to call me. It's not who I am. 79 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:34,708 I'm still Jennifer Walters. 80 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,291 She-Hulk is just a thing that happened to me. 81 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:41,833 - That's a really good perspective to have. - I admit there are parts that I enjoy. 82 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:45,083 - Okay, you're not done. - Like the amazing hair, no hangover. 83 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,708 Walking home with headphones on without being afraid. 84 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:50,333 - Every woman's dream. - But I'm not a different person 85 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,583 who needs a different name. 86 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,958 Okay. So you're not mad at the name She-Hulk? 87 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,375 No, I don't care about it. 88 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:59,291 - Okay. So you're totally over it? - Yeah, like, the most over it. 89 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,000 You're crushing your stapler. 90 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:03,750 What? 91 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:09,541 Why does she have to charge her fans so much for everything? 92 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:13,500 Because that's smart, Nikki. That's why she is rich and you're broke. 93 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,291 What's happening, Nik? 94 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:19,333 Oh, I was just talking to myself. 95 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:22,291 I can't pretend I'm here for a friendly visit. I need a favor. 96 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,166 Oh. well, you know my price. 97 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,125 - Return favor. Plus interest. - Done. 98 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:28,916 - Okay. - Stand in line with me 99 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,625 waiting for a sneaker drop? 100 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:34,833 The Iron Man Threes are coming out. They're limited to one pair per customer. 101 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,333 Why do you need two pairs? 102 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,375 One to rock and one to stock. 103 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:41,791 Okay, so you're telling me that you collect shoes 104 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,750 to look at that you're never gonna wear? 105 00:05:45,541 --> 00:05:46,625 I respect that. 106 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,708 I'm not gonna brag to you or anything, 107 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:51,458 but I do have some pretty rare limited editions 108 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:54,833 that I got from my drip broker. 109 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:58,750 Through your... Excuse me, your what? 110 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:01,875 Yeah, I got a guy, Alonzo, the drip broker. 111 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:04,791 He can find anything you're looking for, fashion-wise. 112 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:10,375 Can this drip broker find someone who could do custom clothing 113 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:13,666 for, say, a super-human sized person? 114 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:18,458 No doubt. 115 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:22,166 Okay. I'm gonna need to call in my favor right now. 116 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:25,833 - You haven't done my favor. - I'm letting you slide on the interest. 117 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,041 You're right. 118 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:31,166 - You're right. Slick Nik. Slick Nik. 119 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:36,125 I just wanted to thank all of my beloved Titaniacs 120 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:38,791 - for helping me reach my... - I'm over it. I really am. 121 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,750 This is a boba café. 122 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:48,041 Alonzo says that it's a front for a superhero clothing business. 123 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:51,958 Okay. 124 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:57,375 - Hi, are you ready to order? - Hey, how you doing, man? 125 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,791 My boy Alonzo sent me. 126 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:01,625 Alonzo. Okay, what's the order? 127 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:05,750 No, no. My boy, Alonzo, 128 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:07,875 the drip broker. 129 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:09,750 He sent me. 130 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,291 For the superhero stuff. 131 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,208 This is a boba café. 132 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:23,833 What is that, Chinese? I'm not Chinese. 133 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,583 Well, I said we're not cops. 134 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,041 And I said it in Chinese. 135 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,375 I feel so much shame. 136 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:37,791 - He's mad. I offended him. I... - Okay. 137 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,375 Come to the back. 138 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:45,583 - All right. - Creepy back-room situation. 139 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,541 - This kind of hustle. - Okay. 140 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:52,541 What do you need? I got everything. 141 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:56,083 Captain America shield, Thor hammer. 142 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,583 Avengers T-shirt. 143 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:00,791 This says, "Avongers." 144 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,583 {\an8}You don't like Avongers? I got Avingers. 145 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,000 Oh, with an I. 146 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:06,625 I kind of like this. 147 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,875 Okay, no, we don't want bootleg stuff, okay? 148 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,416 I want custom-made clothing for a superhero. 149 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:17,833 Question, if you're not the guy, then do you know who the guy is? 150 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,583 He won't meet you. He's exclusive. 151 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:22,083 Okay. So you do know the guy. 152 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,083 Okay, fine. I'll buy one of your Avongers T-shirts. 153 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:34,000 - And a matching hat. - Yes, I wanna complete the ensemble. 154 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,375 Okay. 155 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,500 No. 156 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,250 Hi. 157 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:53,708 I wanted to talk to you about making clothing for my client... 158 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,000 Do you have a referral? 159 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,083 Titania referred me. 160 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,375 I saw you shrug. Rejected. 161 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,625 Actually, my client is an Avenger. 162 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,625 - She's one of the top-tier ones, sir. - Yes. 163 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:22,666 Fifteen-minute consultation. My assistant will set up the appointment. 164 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,333 I can still see you. 165 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,541 - Okay. Okay. - Yes, sir. Thank you. 166 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,916 Is everything all right, sir? 167 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:47,958 No. 168 00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:56,125 Why did I pass a billboard on Santa Monica Boulevard today 169 00:09:56,625 --> 00:10:01,083 advertising a She-Hulk booty boost smoothie? 170 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,916 Oh, so, that's not actually me. 171 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:09,500 So that name was never really mine, officially. 172 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,041 Everyone in the media just started calling me that. 173 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:17,041 But now this incredibly awful, slightly super-powered woman... 174 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:21,250 Uh, yeah, I'm gonna stop you, 'cause none of that's my concern. 175 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:23,625 Okay. 176 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,416 GLK and H made She-Hulk the face 177 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,375 of our superhuman law division. 178 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,500 And now, we find ourselves in the middle of a frivolous lawsuit. 179 00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:36,791 No one hires a firm that can't handle its own messes. 180 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,791 I am going to fix this, sir. 181 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:46,375 No, you won't. 182 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,416 I'm surprised and relieved you aren't foolish enough 183 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,791 to try to represent yourself. 184 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,583 At least you know that basic rule. 185 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,125 I'm taking this on as a professional courtesy, 186 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,541 but moving forward, we are not colleagues. 187 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:02,166 I'm the attorney, you're the client. That's the only way this can work. 188 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,250 Agreed? 189 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:04,833 Agreed. 190 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,791 Why didn't you trademark your pseudonym? 191 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,541 I never even thought about it, you know? Why would I? 192 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:13,875 Did Doctor Strange have to trademark his name? Did Thor? 193 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,666 You chose two examples of people who use their real names. 194 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,541 Mmm-hmm. 195 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,000 This is the person who legally outmaneuvered you? 196 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,458 Yeah. 197 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:27,750 Yeah. 198 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:32,666 We need to show strength. Countersue. 199 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,291 Establish you were using the name 200 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,916 in a professional capacity before the trademark date, 201 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,125 and Titania is profiting off name recognition 202 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:41,041 already established in the marketplace. 203 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:44,000 If you're gonna be my client, dress like you respect yourself, 204 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,833 and not like a football player pleading no contest to a DUI. 205 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:47,916 Nikki? 206 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,500 Yes? Wasn't lurking. I was close by. 207 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:55,541 You obviously spend a lot of time thinking about what you wear. 208 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,833 - Why don't you help her? - I'm actually already on top of that. 209 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:03,166 I got you a consultation with the guy who makes clothing for superheroes. 210 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,750 - Oh, I don't think I really need that. - You do, yeah. 211 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,041 Oh. 212 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:13,333 Nice suit, Shrek. 213 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,875 All rise. Court is now in session. 214 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:25,166 Your Honor, we move to dismiss this entirely frivolous suit. 215 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:28,083 My client owns the trademark for She-Hulk. 216 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,875 Ms. Book may enjoy wasting the court's time, 217 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,083 but you can be certain that I do not. 218 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,333 Ms. Book? 219 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,708 Thank you, Your Honor. 220 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,625 As you will see, there are no issues of fact here 221 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,833 that would require proceeding to trial. 222 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:45,500 Since the first public appearance of Jennifer Walters in her Hulk form, 223 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:51,291 the public has unanimously identified her with the name She-Hulk. 224 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:54,291 In fact, the name had not even been recorded 225 00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,583 in public discourse until that debut. 226 00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,708 We have a number of news items and broadcast quotes 227 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,625 I'd like to enter into record. 228 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,541 Simply put, 229 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,208 the defendant is exploiting goodwill towards my client 230 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,708 and her better-known cousin, 231 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:13,625 in order to sell her non-FDA approved sham products. 232 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,000 We ask the court to grant our motion 233 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,833 for summary judgment, and order our requested remedies. 234 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,250 Okay. 235 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,166 First of all, "sham"? 236 00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:27,166 Why don't you try telling that to the thousands of testimonials 237 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:30,250 from my fans who have had nothing but amazing results 238 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:33,416 with my exclusive line of She-Hulk Foot Exfoliants, 239 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,958 which I just so happen to have a little sample of, 240 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,041 and offer into evidence, thank you. 241 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,416 No, we don't need... 242 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,208 Can we please stay on track here? 243 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,791 What my client is trying to say is that She-Hulk was not... 244 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:45,958 You can sit down. 245 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:50,375 What my client is trying to say is that Ms. Walters was not interested 246 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,791 in the She-Hulk name until it became associated 247 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,833 with this incredibly successful line of products. 248 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,375 If we may. 249 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,875 - She-Hulk! Hey, She-Hulk! - I will not answer to that name. 250 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,958 You know why? 'Cause it's not my name. 251 00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,083 She-Hulk! She-Hulk! 252 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:07,166 My name never has been, and never will be She-Hulk. 253 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,416 It's lazy, it's reductive, and it's straight-up garbage. 254 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,083 Any response, Ms. Book? 255 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,375 Actually, yes. We have one more clip to show. 256 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,125 {\an8}Tell us, how did you come up with the name She-Hulk? 257 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:24,041 {\an8}Some random guy on the news came up with it. 258 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:27,250 {\an8}But it stuck, and so now, whether I like it or not, 259 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,833 {\an8}I am forever She-Hulk. 260 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,750 My client clearly stated that she is She-Hulk. 261 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,791 This is just one instance. 262 00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:40,708 Can you prove a pattern of Ms. Walter's personal use of the name? 263 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,750 Yes, Your Honor, we definitely have more to present. 264 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,833 You'd better. 265 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,916 Or I'm inclined to side with the defendant. 266 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,625 We'll recess until Thursday. 267 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,791 - Appointment for She-Hulk. 268 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,083 - We told him you're an Avenger. - What? 269 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,833 ...all of the care instructions on the tag. 270 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,625 I will not be held responsible for customer stupidity. 271 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,500 This one. 272 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,583 Oh, my God! 273 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,041 Is the hag convention in town? 274 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,708 Luke, Nikki Ramos. This is the She-Hulk. 275 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,041 - Jennifer Walters. - Never heard of you. 276 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:26,208 My client list is very exclusive because my work is impeccable. 277 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,333 Well, like I told you before, she's gonna be one of the Avengers. 278 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,458 - You said she was one. - It hasn't been announced yet. 279 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,875 They're still working out the deal, but she is. 280 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,625 The Hulk is her cousin. 281 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,416 - By blood? - Yeah. 282 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:44,083 And she is going to be a megastar. 283 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,583 - Her? - Okay, is this really necessary? 284 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,250 I just want you to make me a new suit. 285 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,000 Okay, what kind of superhero-ing do you do? 286 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,125 Do you need built-in weaponry? Waterproofing, fire-resistance? 287 00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,583 No, I don't need a suit like that. I just need a business suit. 288 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,708 Everything I make stands up to the highest combat standards. 289 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,375 I don't make basic shit. 290 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:11,041 Yeah, I don't really need any of that. I'm a lawyer. 291 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,958 She's a... You're a... 292 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,791 - A lawyer. - She's a lawyer. 293 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,000 That's so cute. I love that. That's so cute. 294 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,333 This one. Thank you. 295 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,041 This is a waste of my time and my talents. Please get out. 296 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,500 Okay, but she needs a suit 297 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,750 that's gonna fit her both as Jen and as She-Hulk. 298 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,666 Something that requires a lot of talent. Can we show him? 299 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:41,500 Yeah. All the way down, small, impish. 300 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,958 - Large, superhuman. 301 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:48,750 Do you think you could design a suit that would adapt to both of my bodies? 302 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,458 Come on. Ever done a Hulk before? 303 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,500 - This is huge. This is huge. - Tinsley! 304 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,708 Order extra bolts of the stretch wool. We're going to need 305 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:02,958 a lot of fabric. 306 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:06,166 Why was he so mean? In fashion, it's cool to be mean. 307 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:10,208 She's so impeccable. Where does she shop? 308 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,583 Somewhere with valet parking. 309 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,000 Oh, no. Remember that date I went on with the guy with the fetish? 310 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,666 - I know her. - She's a client. Of course, you do. 311 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,458 He's so creepy and disgusting. Monstrous. 312 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:28,083 - Hi! Todd, right? - She-Hulk! 313 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,500 Didn't know you worked here. 314 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,250 Yeah! Are you a client, or... 315 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,208 I am. I'm one of the biggest. 316 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,583 Just had a meeting with my favorite lady lawyer. 317 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,666 No touching. 318 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:38,666 We should, um... 319 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,041 Yeah, we should reconnect soon. 320 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,916 - Absolutely. That would be great. - Yeah. Drinks on me. 321 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,375 Okay. 322 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:53,166 - You rolled over so quickly. - So quickly. 323 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,208 - But the drinks are on him. - So quickly. 324 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,291 See you outside in ten. 325 00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,625 Yeah, and you looked at that guy's dating profile and you were like, 326 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,541 "I'll give him a couple of precious hours of my life." 327 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,958 And I sat across... No, She-Hulk. 328 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,125 She-Hulk sat across from him for an entire dinner. 329 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,875 Yeah, and he for sure is telling all his friends like, 330 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,875 "Yo, bro. Went on a date with She-Hulk." 331 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,958 - Oh, my God. - What? 332 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,583 He went on a date with She-Hulk. 333 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,291 Yeah. 334 00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,291 Because I made a dating profile as She-Hulk, 335 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:28,416 and went on several dates as She-Hulk, showing a clear pattern of using the name. 336 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,083 Every single one of those dates is a corroborating witness. This... 337 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,125 Is how I win this case. 338 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:38,125 By parading all the questionable men you dated in a courtroom. 339 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,125 - Jen, that's going to be embarrassing. - Yeah. 340 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,166 Ms. Book. 341 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:56,750 Your Honor, we have compelling evidence my client did in fact self-identify 342 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,291 with the moniker She-Hulk 343 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,583 well before Titania filed for the trademark. 344 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:01,666 Please proceed. 345 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,291 My client used "She-Hulk," 346 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:08,166 not as a name to exploit in order to sell product, 347 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,708 but as a genuine part of her identity. 348 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:16,750 As you can see in the "About Me" section, my client wrote, and I quote, 349 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:20,208 "Mean, green and straight-poured into these jeans." 350 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,375 Ew. 351 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,750 And to answer the question, "What are you looking for in a partner?" 352 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,916 my client wrote, 353 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,666 "A sturdy back and reinforced king-size bed. 354 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,041 "JK. JK. JK." 355 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:36,583 We'd like to call our witnesses. 356 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,291 'Sup? 357 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,416 Yeah, she's like, "It's me. The real She-Hulk. Impressed much?" 358 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,208 She came across a little tryhard, to be honest. 359 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,375 I'm just not about that. 360 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,625 I specifically remember her referring to herself as She-Hulk, 361 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,625 in the third person, and as a writer myself, 362 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,083 I found that grating. 363 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,458 Yeah, no, she confided in me 364 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,291 that she was initially embarrassed by the name She-Hulk. 365 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,250 But then she embraced it. 366 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,583 That's the beautiful part. 367 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,458 I guess I'm the kind of guy a woman can really open up to. 368 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,708 So you would say you really connected with She-Hulk? 369 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:23,666 She-Hulk and I had an intense connection. 370 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,916 We had a great date. 371 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,250 She battled demons, I mean, come on. 372 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,500 Would you have gone on the date 373 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:36,833 if She-Hulk had instead presented as Jennifer Walters? 374 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,916 Look, I don't mean to be rude, but... 375 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:41,833 No. 376 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,666 She's not really my type. 377 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:50,500 But She-Hulk. She-Hulk's incredible. She's amazing. 378 00:20:55,458 --> 00:21:00,416 In light of this new testimony, the court finds in favor of... 379 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,875 Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk. 380 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,625 Motion for summary judgement is granted. 381 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,208 Titania and her subsidiaries will cease usage 382 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,750 of the She-Hulk name effective immediately. 383 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,833 All current products on the market must be recalled. 384 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,041 This isn't over, hater. 385 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,041 - Hey, Titania. - What? 386 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,916 I'm so sorry that happened to you. 387 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,958 - What you getting into later? - Fine. You can buy me things. Let's go. 388 00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,208 Hey. 389 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,625 I love you so much, Titania. 390 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,416 MAN 2: Titania! 391 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,583 Thank you for that. 392 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:57,541 I mean, I might need to schedule several sessions of therapy, 393 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,250 but we won. 394 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,041 Look, Walters, 395 00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:05,416 what that extremely attractive man said in there, 396 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:08,583 you can do better. You deserve better. 397 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:17,125 - Can I buy you a drink to say thanks? - Sure. 398 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:23,458 Here you go. I'm so happy we're doing this. Cheers. 399 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,625 Quite a strategy. 400 00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:28,750 I don't know any other lawyer 401 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,416 who would humiliate themselves that way to win a case. 402 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:35,333 Yeah, you can always count on me to throw myself under the bus. 403 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:38,541 It's why Holliway pays me the medium bucks. 404 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,250 He couldn't have gone through that. 405 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:43,666 He's never had to prove his value to a parade of underwhelming men. 406 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:44,833 Right? 407 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:49,000 Like, think about everything that She-Hulk brings to the table, 408 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,958 and those guys were my best option. 409 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,708 You can have literal superpowers, 410 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:55,666 and some guy with Internet will still think he can do better. 411 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,333 Yes! Oh, my God! The things we put up with. 412 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,750 I am so happy we're friends now. 413 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:08,416 What... Did I just say that out loud? 414 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,833 - Thanks for the drink. - Of course. 415 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,541 I thought you were getting better clothes. 416 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:23,125 Oh, yeah, my clothes! 417 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,083 Hey, Luke. 418 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:31,625 Just here to get my suits. 419 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,875 Uh-uh-uh. 420 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:45,708 Here. Try this. 421 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:46,916 Thank you. 422 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,583 Ooh! I like it! 423 00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:52,916 Of course you do, because I'm a genius. 424 00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:57,041 Oh! 425 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:01,541 I made you a little something extra. 426 00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:11,708 - I don't know that I'll really have an... - Just say thank you, Jennifer. 427 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:12,791 Thank you. 428 00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:15,791 Hello, this shouldn't be left out in the open. 429 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:19,625 Tinsley, does client confidentiality mean nothing to you?