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<i>[scatting]</i>

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<i>♪ A Netflix series ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's Family Reunion ♪</i>

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<i>[laughing]</i>

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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>I have been surrounded
by sneezing middle schoolers all week.</i>

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{\an8}<i>It is nice to be
around my germ-free cousins.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You wash your hands right, Ami?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Cousin Cheryl, I live with filthy boys.</i>

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{\an8}<i>I wash my hands all the time.</i>

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<i>Here, people.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Finally, M'Dear's mac and cheese.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We have been waiting all day for this.</i>

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{\an8}<i>[girls gagging]</i>

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{\an8}<i>I guess I'm late. I wanted to warn you.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-Maybelle made the mac and cheese.
-Ah.</i>

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<i>-The aftertaste, it burns.
-[Cocoa] Here.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Tony is giving Maybelle a big surprise.</i>

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{\an8}<i>He said he's going to bring it by later,
after he drops off his mother, Joyce.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Aw. A gift before the wedding tomorrow.
That is so sweet.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Yeah. I mean, I wish I had a rich,
handsome fiancé who brought me gifts.</i>

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<i>Well, speaking of gifts,
I recently joined the Palladium team.</i>

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<i>What's a Palladium?</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh, it's a lifestyle.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We empower women by offering each of us
the freedom of entrepreneurship.</i>

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<i>Sounds like a cult.</i>

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<i>Kind of.</i>

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<i>-[door closes]
-[Ami] Shh! Aunt Maybelle's coming.</i>

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<i>Okay, now y'all, listen.
She doesn't know anything about anything,</i>

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<i>so keep your big mouths shut.</i>

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<i>-Hey, y'all.
-Maybelle.</i>

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<i>Tony has a big surprise for you!</i>

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<i>[squeals]</i>

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<i>Y'all are just mad
because I beat you to it.</i>

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<i>Aw. My baby has a surprise for me.</i>

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<i>So nobody say anything,
unless you want to.</i>

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<i>Sorry, but we don't know the deets.</i>

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<i>All we know is he's bringing it</i>

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<i>after he drops his mom here
for our girls' night.</i>

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<i>Wait, Joyce is coming here?</i>

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<i>Oh, we're going to need
some more spiked tea.</i>

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<i>Why don't you like your mother-in-law?</i>

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<i>It's more that she doesn't like me.</i>

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<i>She takes issue with me
being a little older than Tony.</i>

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<i>[chuckles]</i>

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<i>A little older than Tony. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>Oh, that's funny.</i>

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<i>It is not funny, Amelia.</i>

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<i>I mean, I can handle it,
but it really bothers Tony.</i>

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<i>[knock on door]</i>

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<i>[Ami] I'll get it.</i>

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<i>No, I'll get it.</i>

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<i>Let me get this torture
over and done with.</i>

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<i>[groans]</i>

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<i>-Hi, baby.
-Hey, baby.</i>

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<i>Hey, everyone.
Ladies, this is my lovely mother, Joyce.</i>

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<i>-Hello, Joyce.
-Hi.</i>

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<i>-Joyce.
-Maybelle.</i>

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<i>Oh, goodness. Have you gotten older
since the last time I saw you?</i>

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<i>-Mom!
-What? I love you too, dear.</i>

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<i>Joyce, take off your jacket
and make yourself welcome here in my home.</i>

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<i>And I'm going to have Cheryl
make you a big bowl of mac and cheese.</i>

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<i>Oh, thank you.</i>

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<i>Uh, I'm going to hit the gym.
I'll see my number one girl later.</i>

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<i>-Okay.
-Okay.</i>

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<i>Run, Tony, run.</i>

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<i>Here you go, Joyce. Enjoy.</i>

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<i>Ooh. [chuckles]</i>

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<i>Ooh!</i>

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<i>Maybe that nasty food
will make her shut her mouth.</i>

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<i>-[upbeat music plays]</i>
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

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<i>You know, nothing
builds character like hard work</i>

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<i>and we have outdone ourselves.</i>

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<i>We</i>?</i>

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<i>Yeah, so far, me, Tyson,
and Dad are the only</i> we's working.</i>

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<i>Well, you're the only ones
that need character.</i>

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<i>Now, let's, uh, put these boxes
up in the attic before</i> we forget.</i>

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<i>And by</i> we</i><i>, you mean us, right?</i>

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<i>Now you're catching on.</i>

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<i>Once we get these boxes back,</i>

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<i>then the church will be ready
for the wedding tomorrow.</i>

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<i>And then my work is done.</i>

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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪</i>

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<i>Wow, I haven't been up here in years.</i>

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<i>Huh. You know, uh, back in the day,
I used to bring girls up here to...</i>

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<i>pray.</i>

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<i>That was 25 years ago!</i>

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<i>It's never too late to correct your child.</i>

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<i>Y'all just keep on building character.
I'm going downstairs.</i>

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<i>Well, let's get started. [sighs]</i>

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<i>[chittering]</i>

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<i>Oh! What...</i>

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<i>Oh, a puppy.</i>

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<i>[chittering]</i>

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<i>That ain't no damn puppy!</i>

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<i>Oh! No! No!</i>

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<i>-Mazzi!
-No, no, no! It's too late.</i>

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<i>The raccoon has him now.</i>

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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

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<i>-So, Joyce.</i> 
<i>-Hmm.</i>

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<i>May I offer you some tea? It's spiked.</i>

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<i>Spiked tea. What is this, the prom?</i>

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<i>Anything to hold on
to your youth, I suppose. Hmm? [laughs]</i>

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<i>Miss Joyce, we have a gift for you.</i>

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<i>Oh!</i>

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<i>[giggles]</i>

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<i>-[gasps]
-Don't you love it?</i>

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<i>I designed and bedazzled it myself, so...</i>

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<i>Oh, cute!</i>

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<i>But, you know, since I'm an adult,
I really don't do cute anymore.</i>

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<i>I do more adult things,
like date men my own age,</i>

118
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<i>something your Aunt Maybelle
hasn't quite mastered yet.</i>

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<i>Ugh.</i>

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<i>The shade of it all.</i>

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<i>Now, you listen here, Miss Joyce.</i>

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<i>This is Maybelle's party,
and if you can't get with the show,</i>

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<i>baby, you need to hit the door.</i>

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<i>Wait. Wait. Wait.</i>

125
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<i>Nobody's hitting the door.</i>

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<i>Let's... Let's talk this out.</i>

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<i>Don't waste your energy, Cocoa.</i>

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<i>Joyce only hears what she wants to hear.</i>

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<i>Let me handle this.</i>

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<i>Look, Joyce, wouldn't it be great
if we all could put our differences aside</i>

131
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<i>and celebrate Maybelle tonight?</i>

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<i>Oh.</i>

133
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<i>So, what you're saying is
you're going to drive me back to my hotel</i>

134
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<i>so I can mourn the fact
that my son is throwing away his life?</i>

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<i>Thanks.</i>

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<i>I'll wait for you on the porch.</i>

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<i>Wow, she really does
only hear what she wants to hear.</i>

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<i>Ah! Ah! Ah!</i>

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<i>[panting]</i>

140
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<i>What's going on?</i>

141
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<i>There's a raccoon up there.</i>

142
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<i>Well, somebody's got to go up there
and get that raccoon out</i>

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<i>before the wedding tomorrow.</i>

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<i>Someone other than me.</i>

145
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<i>Well, you got this, Big Unc.</i>

146
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<i>Big Unc who?</i>

147
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<i>You know what? You're right.
I'm not tripping.</i>

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<i>-It's okay.
-[yelps]</i>

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<i>Okay, maybe I am tripping.</i>

150
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<i>It's all right, son.
We all have our demons.</i>

151
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<i>Well, at least it's trapped
until we can figure out a plan.</i>

152
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<i>[chitters]</i>

153
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<i>Whoa!</i>

154
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<i>It's not trapped.</i>

155
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<i>I have a feeling that the last person out
didn't get a chance to close the door.</i>

156
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<i>You were the last person out.
Why didn't you close the door?</i>

157
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<i>Um, a better question is,
as your child, why was I the last one out?</i>

158
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<i>The best question is,
as my child, why are you so slow?</i>

159
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

161
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<i>Are you sure we shouldn't ask Uncle Tony
to wait until my mom gets back?</i>

162
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<i>Look, I have been waiting
on this surprise long enough.</i>

163
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<i>Everything ain't about you, Jade. Go.</i>

164
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<i>Tony, come on with it.</i>

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<i>Oh my God. What is it?</i>

166
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<i>Okay. It's something you've always wanted.</i>

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<i>Let's take this blindfold off.</i>

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<i>A dog?</i>

169
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<i>Not just any dog.
Shai's a rescue dog. Hey!</i>

170
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<i>She poop on my floor,
she's going to need another rescue.</i>

171
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<i>Oh baby, this is so sweet,
but I'm not really a dog person.</i>

172
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<i>What? You said you love dogs.</i>

173
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<i>-I did?
-Yeah, when we first met.</i>

174
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<i>Well, that's probably
because I knew you loved dogs,</i>

175
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<i>and I was trying to make a connection.</i>

176
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<i>And, hello, it worked.</i>

177
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<i>So you lied to me.</i>

178
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<i>Come on, sweetie.</i>

179
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<i>I mean, all couples tell little white lies
when they're courting.</i>

180
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<i>Well, to me
there's nothing little about a lie.</i>

181
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<i>Tony, come on. You're overreacting.</i>

182
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<i>I never overreact.</i>

183
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<i>I just feel like I don't know
who you are anymore.</i>

184
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<i>Well, if Uncle Tony thinks a lie is a lie...</i>

185
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<i>And Maybelle doesn't...</i>

186
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<i>Then there's only one way
to settle this dispute.</i>

187
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<i>Let me get my robe!</i>

188
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<i>Robe? Why is she getting a robe?</i>

189
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<i>[chuckles] Because</i>

190
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<i>here comes the judge.</i>

191
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<i>["The People's Court" theme plays]</i>

192
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<i>[Ami]</i> Tony Olsen believes</i>
in total honesty in a relationship.</i>

193
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<i>Maybelle Williams believes</i>

194
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<i>that there's nothing wrong
with little white lies.</i>

195
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<i>We'll settle it today, here, in court.</i>

196
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<i>M'Dear's Court!</i>

197
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

198
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<i>I thought you wanted to go back
to your room and just forget about today?</i>

199
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<i>And a drink will help me do just that.</i>

200
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<i>Look, I know that you
are not happy about Maybelle and Tony,</i>

201
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<i>but they are happy, so you should be too.</i>

202
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<i>Ooh.</i>

203
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<i>I need a drink
to continue this conversation.</i>

204
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<i>Where is the bartender?</i>

205
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<i>Do I have to make my own cocktail?</i>

206
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<i>Joyce, you shouldn't be back there.</i>

207
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<i>But as long as you are,
I'll have a martini.</i>

208
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<i>Uh, can I help you, ladies?</i>

209
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,666
<i>Hey, Cocoa!</i>

210
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:10,711
<i>Hey! Um, Joyce, this is Vic,
my buddy from the gym.</i>

211
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:16,258
<i>And Vic, this is Joyce,
my aunt's soon-to-be mother-in-law.</i>

212
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,469
<i>Mm-hmm. And my soon-to-be first wife.</i>

213
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,680
<i>Oh! Boy! Stop flirting.</i>

214
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,474
<i>Joyce is way too smart
for any of your pickup lines.</i>

215
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,101
<i>I've heard them all before.</i>

216
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,938
<i>Yeah, well, I heard you're from Tennessee,
because you're the only ten I see.</i>

217
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,565
<i>[giggles]</i>

218
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,735
<i>What? I haven't heard that one.</i>

219
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,447
<i>-And I admire your creativity.
-Mm-hmm.</i>

220
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:45,663
<i>Hey, Vic, are there
any other cool spots you can suggest?</i>

221
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:50,960
<i>Mm. Well, there is a lituation
happening in the ballroom</i>

222
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,003
<i>and we can kick it there if you like.</i>

223
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,590
<i>Oh, we like. Right, Joyce?</i>

224
00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,553
<i>Depends. What's a lituation?</i>

225
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,849
<i>It's a lit situation.
So simple, but I get it.</i>

226
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,102
<i>You must be tired
from driving all the men crazy.</i>

227
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,231
<i>Well, I guess
a little lituation won't hurt.</i>

228
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,693
<i>♪ One, two, three, four ♪</i>

229
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,194
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

230
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,531
<i>Keep your eyes open.</i>

231
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:21,949
<i>[sighs]</i>

232
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,368
<i>That raccoon tore up all our hard work.</i>

233
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,537
<i>And by our, I mean mine.</i>

234
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,875
<i>Maybe I should go check on Dad.</i>

235
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,710
<i>He was pretty shaken up.</i>

236
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,795
<i>Yeah, I think he's raccoon-a-phobic.</i>

237
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,881
<i>Oh, he'll be all right,</i>

238
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,549
<i>as soon as he stops crying.</i>

239
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,887
<i>[upbeat action music plays]</i>

240
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,394
<i>Who's crying now?</i>

241
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,564
<i>Dad!</i>

242
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,191
<i>Woo! You came back!</i>

243
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,652
<i>I'm facing my demons.
That raccoon's going down.</i>

244
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,085
<i>Cheryl, your witness.</i>

245
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,255
<i>Cousin Maybelle,</i>

246
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,345
<i>would you consider yourself
an honest person?</i>

247
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,639
<i>Of course I do.</i>

248
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:32,603
<i>Honest enough to tell M'Dear the doily
'round her neck makes her look country.</i>

249
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,983
<i>I'm honest, not crazy.</i>

250
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:43,113
<i>Are you honest enough to tell Cheryl</i>

251
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,367
<i>that she's gonna kill somebody
with those products she's selling?</i>

252
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,829
<i>Palladium products make life better.</i>

253
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,543
<i>That foot cream turned my toenail black.</i>

254
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,215
<i>It's not too late to make a run for it.</i>

255
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,510
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

256
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,724
<i>What is this?</i>

257
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:14,812
<i>Ain't no party like a college party
'cause a college party don't stop!</i>

258
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,272
<i>[chuckling]</i>

259
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,357
<i>They've got free Funyuns! Ha ha!</i>

260
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:24,154
<i>Uh, look, Joyce, if this party
is too exciting and too young for you,</i>

261
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,281
<i>we don't have to go in.</i>

262
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,658
<i>Well, I mean,
Vic did bring us all the way here.</i>

263
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,285
<i>I guess we could at least check it out.</i>

264
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,997
<i>But I can't make any promises
that I will stay</i>

265
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,541
<i>or enjoy myself.</i>

266
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,631
<i>-Muah! [laughs]
-Oh!</i>

267
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,718
<i>[cheering]</i>

268
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,431
<i>Oh, mercy!</i>

269
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,309
<i>[laughing]</i>

270
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,768
<i>Woo!</i>

271
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,728
<i>Oh.</i>

272
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,022
<i>So are you having a good time?</i>

273
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,859
<i>I mean, I'm having an okay time.</i>

274
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,236
<i>[laughing]</i>

275
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,489
<i>Hey! Hey! Hey!</i>

276
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,783
<i>-Hey!
-[Cocoa laughs]</i>

277
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,535
<i>Hey!</i>

278
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,579
<i>Hey!</i>

279
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,164
<i>Are you having fun yet?</i>

280
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,875
<i>I'm having the time of my life!</i>

281
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,128
<i>That's what I do! That's what I do!</i>

282
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:24,048
<i>That's what I do! That's what I do!</i>

283
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,466
<i>[cheering]</i>

284
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,761
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

285
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,848
<i>♪ What's up? ♪</i>

286
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,600
<i>♪ What? What's up? ♪</i>

287
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,352
<i>[sighs]</i>

288
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,228
<i>Maybe he left the building.</i>

289
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,522
<i>-[chitters]
-[gasps]</i>

290
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,440
<i>There it is.</i>

291
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,734
<i>No!</i>

292
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,236
<i>Over there.</i>

293
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,406
<i>Slowly. Slowly.</i>

294
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,203
<i>Where did it go?</i>

295
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,581
<i>[chitters]</i>

296
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,125
<i>Clever girl.</i>

297
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,669
<i>[snarls]</i>

298
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:02,836
<i>-[Mazzi gasps]
-[yelps]</i>

299
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,297
<i>[screams]</i>

300
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,593
<i>Save yourselves!</i>

301
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,055
<i>-[clamoring]
-[raccoon snarling]</i>

302
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,144
<i>Dad?</i>

303
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,272
<i>[grunts]</i>

304
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,357
<i>Victory!</i>

305
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,610
<i>-[chuckles]
-Woo!</i>

306
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,320
<i>-Unc, you did it!
-Way to go, Dad!</i>

307
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,238
<i>Oh, man!</i>

308
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:33,492
<i>Hey, I'm proud of you, son.
You faced your fears and came out on top.</i>

309
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,828
<i>Well, I had to decide
what kind of man I wanted to be.</i>

310
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,871
<i>What's the point
in living your life scared?</i>

311
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,999
<i>Well, you know, living, for one.</i>

312
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,920
<i>Right, well, you got him.
What do you do now?</i>

313
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,797
<i>I don't know. Dad, what do you think?</i>

314
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,550
<i>I think my work here is done.</i>

315
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,885
<i>I'm going to go eat. Come on, boys.</i>

316
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:52,803
<i>What?</i>

317
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:56,765
<i>No, seriously.
What am I supposed to do with this thing?</i>

318
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,142
<i>Dad!</i>

319
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,730
<i>-Well, I guess I'll set you free.
-[chitters]</i>

320
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,774
<i>Okay, you know what? Peace out! No.</i>

321
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,403
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

322
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,407
<i>Now, Mr. Olsen...</i>

323
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,829
<i>do you believe
that honesty is the best policy?</i>

324
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,789
<i>It's the only policy.</i>

325
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,002
<i>When I became an Eagle Scout,
I took an oath never to lie.</i>

326
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,881
<i>Huh.</i>

327
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:33,177
<i>To never lie.</i>

328
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,931
<i>I rest my case</i>

329
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,852
<i>and my feet
because these heels are killing me.</i>

330
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,023
{\an8}<i>I see you, Ketanji.</i>

331
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,863
<i>Your Honor, may I present Exhibit A?</i>

332
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,325
<i>In this lovely Palladium
serving and storage dish.</i>

333
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,372
<i>I know that smell anywhere.</i>

334
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,208
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

335
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,962
<i>That's right.
It's Maybelle's mac and cheese.</i>

336
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,257
<i>And Tony loves my mac and cheese.</i>

337
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,176
<i>He's the only one.</i>

338
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,847
<i>Is that true, Tony?</i>

339
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,518
<i>Do you love Maybelle's mac and cheese?</i>

340
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,604
<i>I mean, not as much as I love her.
[chuckles]</i>

341
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,563
<i>So cute.</i>

342
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,983
<i>Uh, take a bite.</i>

343
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,153
<i>Jade, don't you want to object?</i>

344
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,156
<i>Sorry, Renee just dyed her hair
and thanks to you, I was honest.</i>

345
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450
<i>I told her she looks like Elmo,
now it's a thing.</i>

346
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,618
<i>Just give me one second.</i>

347
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,831
<i>We're waiting.</i>

348
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,083
<i>Come on, knock it out, scout.</i>

349
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,964
<i>Mm. Mm, mm, good.</i>

350
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,799
<i>Hmm-hmm.</i>

351
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,471
<i>I'm sorry, Maybelle, but I hate it.</i>

352
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,307
<i>Baby, who puts Vienna sausages
and cranberries in mac and cheese?</i>

353
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,185
<i>You said the tang was your favorite part!</i>

354
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:12,693
<i>Your Honor, this man is a liar
and his pants are on fire. I rest my case.</i>

355
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,782
<i>Tony Olsen, you are guilty as charged.</i>

356
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:25,789
<i>But... you love my sister enough
to want to spare her feelings,</i>

357
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:30,502
<i>even though her mac and cheese
is the worst in the state of Georgia,</i>

358
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,337
<i>maybe the whole world.</i>

359
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,262
<i>So, I sentence the both of you</i>

360
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,973
<i>to a lifetime...</i>

361
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,936
<i>of love and happiness.</i>

362
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,521
<i>-[chuckles]
-Aw!</i>

363
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,148
<i>Thank you, Your Honor.</i>

364
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,025
<i>My sister.</i>

365
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,568
<i>I love you.</i>

366
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,403
<i>[M'Dear chuckles]</i>

367
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,113
<i>Ami, get rid of that mess.</i>

368
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,827
<i>[growls]</i>

369
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,540
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

370
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,961
<i>-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
-[laughing]</i>

371
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,004
<i>Oh!</i>

372
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,381
<i>This was epic!</i>

373
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,633
<i>Woo!</i>

374
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,886
<i>Oh, thank you so much
for showing me a great time tonight.</i>

375
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
<i>Yeah, and you know what?</i>

376
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:26,433
<i>It's kind of weird that we had
so much fun with a younger man.</i>

377
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,936
<i>You have made your point, okay?</i>

378
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,313
<i>I can see now
how Maybelle could fall in love</i>

379
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,690
<i>with someone so much younger than her.</i>

380
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,692
<i>[laughing]</i>

381
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,196
<i>Look, Joyce, if you are here
to start trouble...</i>

382
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,614
<i>I'm not.</i>

383
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,743
<i>I'm just here to have a mature,
private conversation with Maybelle.</i>

384
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:49,039
<i>Well, you heard the woman, Cocoa.
This is a private conversation.</i>

385
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,415
<i>Okay.</i>

386
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,376
<i>Ah, this porch is spinning.</i>

387
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,835
<i>I need to pump and dump.</i>

388
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,295
<i>I don't want Skye spinning.</i>

389
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,964
<i>[laughing]</i>

390
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,632
<i>-Bye, girl.
-Bye.</i>

391
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,593
<i>Go ahead.</i>

392
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,265
<i>Listen, Maybelle...</i>

393
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,725
<i>No, you listen, Joyce.</i>

394
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:13,689
<i>All I've done ever since you got here,
is listen to you insult me and belittle me</i>

395
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,983
<i>and I'm not going to take it anymore.</i>

396
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,401
<i>So,</i>

397
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:22,155
<i>whether you like it or not,
I am marrying your son tomorrow.</i>

398
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,907
<i>I know.</i>

399
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,411
<i>And while you are not
who I would choose for Tony,</i>

400
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,037
<i>you make my son happy.</i>

401
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,832
<i>And that is what's most important.</i>

402
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:32,791
<i>Mm.</i>

403
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:37,170
<i>If I'd known it would be that easy, I'd
have stood up for myself a long time ago.</i>

404
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,842
<i>Well, it wouldn't have worked back then,
I wasn't ready yet.</i>

405
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:42,759
<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

406
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,930
<i>So, can we just consider ourselves
a work in progress?</i>

407
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:52,019
<i>Okay. We can consider ourselves
a... "work in progress."</i>

408
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,353
<i>[laughing]</i>

409
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,564
<i>[both] Uh... Uh...</i>

410
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,691
<i>Ooh!</i>

411
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,650
<i>There.</i>

412
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,279
<i>I guess my job here is done!</i>

413
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,032
<i>So, Joyce, you want to come inside
and have some spiked tea?</i>

414
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,409
<i>No, no, no. We are not there yet.</i>

415
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,996
<i>I'd rather go back to my hotel
and sleep all this off.</i>

416
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:13,332
<i>Oh, can someone give me a ride?</i>

417
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,002
<i>[chuckles]
No, no, no. We're not</i> there yet.</i>

418
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,757
<i>I'll call you a Uber.</i>

419
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,594
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

420
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,180
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪</i>

421
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,017
<i>What is it about our family and raccoons?</i>

422
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,102
<i>I don't know.
But I'm over my fear of them.</i>

423
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,812
<i>Nothing can hurt me now.</i>

424
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,815
<i>Aw, my brave warrior.</i>

425
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,860
<i>Once your face heals,
I'm going to kiss it.</i>

426
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,243
<i>You may now kiss your bride.</i>

427
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,244
<i>[Maybelle] Oh.</i>

428
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,838
<i>Don't break a hip.</i>

429
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,096
<i>[cheering]</i>

430
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,810
<i>♪ I'm with you now ♪</i>

431
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:18,563
<i>♪ We're together
Because he has blessed us ♪</i>

432
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,400
<i>♪ Lord, this is love ♪</i>

433
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,860
<i>♪ I'm with you now ♪</i>

434
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,864
<i>♪ We're together
Because he has blessed us ♪</i>

435
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,659
{\an8}<i>♪ Lord, this is love ♪</i>

436
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,786
{\an8}<i>♪ I'm with you now ♪</i>

437
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,705
{\an8}<i>♪ We're together
Because he blessed us ♪</i>

438
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,751
{\an8}<i>♪ Lord, this... Lord, this is love ♪</i>

439
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,837
{\an8}<i>[cheering and applause]</i>

440
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

441
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<i>[upbeat music playing]</i>

442
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<i>Diva out.</i>