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This is how I cook at home.

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Just make a lot of noise in the kitchen
and then just put, like, a microwave

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meal in.

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I can make omelets.

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All right, hey, Danny, maybe you can
help me out over here for a second.

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All right, we're going to be doing some
platters of raw oysters and stuff, clams

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and oysters.

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They have shrimp out there right now,
and these are, well, they laid them out,

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but we want them to be, like, you know,
open on the half shell.

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Okay. So maybe shout -chuck them.

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And that'll probably be better anyway,
you know? Okay.

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No, not your fingers. Just do a shout
-shucking because it's going to be, you

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know, a lot more tender inside.

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Shout -shucking?

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A shout -shucking?

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Yeah, if they're all closed, you can do
this.

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You, you know, cover them up and you
want to make, like, a loud noise,

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Right, you hear how it echoes in that?

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Like doing increments?

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Yeah, you can do it in increments.

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There you go.

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See that?

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Okay. Yeah.

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This one didn't go, so I'll do that one.
Another little... No.

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Maybe you get that one. I'll try it.

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Bring on my inner thespian or whatever.
I don't know. Yeah.

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There you go.

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Got a little thing.

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Nothing, huh?

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It's being difficult. It is difficult.

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It's literally clamming up.

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If they don't go, we'll just put the
ones that don't work to the side.

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Okay, just like rearrange.

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Now I just put the move. Yeah, I know
what you're saying. It's quick a little

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bit. Say something again.

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Hello, little oyster.

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Maybe a lower pitch.

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Hello, oyster. There you go.

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Do it again.

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Come on, little putty.

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Yeah.

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Some of them have a... Yeah,

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they have like a... Some of them need
more gentle approach.

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Oh, there you go.

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Oh, look.

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Oh,

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she's protecting.

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That's my Santa Pearl.

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Some of them need a more gentle
approach.

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Yeah. Let me take him aside, and I'm
going to put the pearl somewhere safe.

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Okay. And then you can shove those right
in the bowl, and then we'll lay them

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out. Okay. Okay. All right. Right back.

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Ha!

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Hello, little buddy!

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It's me!

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There you go.

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Oven just went on the fritz.

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So I got a guy who's going to come in
and fix it. So until then, we're just

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going to get some potatoes prepped for
baking them.

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Okay. All right. So just grab me a
potato there.

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All right.

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Pull up a piece of the foil.

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And it's got to be the shiny side in,
and I'll show you why.

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Okay. All right.

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And roll it just like that.

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And this is warming foil.

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Okay. So you can feel it kind of like.
Yeah, I see.

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Because once it coils in on itself,
it'll activate it.

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And I usually use this part of my palm
to just feel that. Just put your palm

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over the top of that and see if you can
feel it.

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Feels a little warm, right? Yeah. It's
that same stuff that's on the inside of

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gloves. You know those little packs that
make gloves warm?

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You break it up. Yeah, the heat.

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Exactly. You put it inside. It's that
same technology that's threaded

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the foil here. So once it folds over on
itself, you can feel that kind of thing.

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And you've got to be careful, too,
because it's got, you know.

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For foil, it's a tremendous amount of
warnings that you have to watch out for.

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That's just one thing you have to be
careful about. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Yeah. Whoa, that's a warming foil, all
right.

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Yeah, it's kind of like a strike
anywhere match when it folds over on

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Okay, well, that's something to be
careful about. Yeah, you have to be very

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careful about how you fold it. So I'm
going to let you use that.

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Timing, too, is the other thing.

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Shoot.

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Oh, man, look at that. Damn!

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Did he just cook it like that that fast?
Yeah. Shoot. And it's burnt.

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Damn.

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It's only supposed to be in there for a
few seconds.

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I can't believe that happened that fast.
I just learned something new today.

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Yeah.

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I'm not feeling it.

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Maybe a little too dangerous.

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Okay.

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My bad.

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Okay.

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Good. Not a problem.

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My eyebrows kind of got that a little
bit there.

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Let's, uh... I say we wait for the guy
to fix the oven.

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Okay. Yeah. That worked.

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That worked. Let me see if he's gone his
way. You hang tight right there. All

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right. All right.

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The oven guy is... Hot

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fryer. Okay. There you go.

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Actually, come on over to this side of
the table. Sure. All right, I'm going to

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show you how we're going to garnish
these up, okay? Okay, yeah.

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So here's how we do this, all right?

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Okay. All right, so with each one of
these, what I like to do, new company,

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they're super fresh fish sticks, but,
you know, high -end fish sticks, they're

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telling us. Nice. Just be very careful
because we like to get them out super,

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super hot, okay?

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Sure. The one I just put on, it just
pats out a little more grease, then

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out from the basic splash after it's
dipped.

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All right, you want to put a little
dollop on that guy? Let's do it.

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Whoa. Oh, there you go. Is that one
still alive?

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No,

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I think it's moving around. We don't
want to be serving them, okay?

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Yeah. Understood, yeah.

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All right, so they said it's a real
fresh.

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Yeah, so it's an oil. Okay.

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Shut the up, man. Come on. Are you
kidding me? Come on. The thing is

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alive. I think that's a catfish.

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I mean, do you think, I mean, with all
of these fish coming in, there's got to

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be little baby fish that get in the way.
But how the hell did he survive all

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that? That's amazing.

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Yeah, I mean, this is a cooked filet of
fish, right?

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That you're just putting in oil. Yeah.
How?

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No way.

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I mean, can you imagine, honestly, if
you serve that?

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No. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? Can you
imagine?

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Oh, my God. That would be like the
greatest slash worst day in history.

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of food service ever. Okay, let me call
the supplier. Hang tight. You do what

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you need to do. You hang tight right
there. I'm going to be right here with

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Miracle.

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Oh, my God.

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You got a buddy in here?

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A little stowaway?

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Nope. Nope, just you, bud.

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Just you.

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There's a landscaper over there talking
to themselves.

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Somebody send somebody.

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Did they tell you about the little
situation we were having with the bird

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feeders? What happened?

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Like all last year during, you know,
high peak season when the people come to

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love to watch the birds and we fill the
feeders, there were some animal was

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coming and like eating all the feeders.

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How in the world?

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It was like we'd fill it up at night and
then in the morning they'd be empty. So

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we were like, then they tried to lower
it.

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You know, to figure it out. And now this
is, I think, going to work. This is

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working, yeah?

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I think, yeah. All right.

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All right, you want to unclasp that? Of
course, sure.

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This will be good. It's because, you
know, and people love coming to the park

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for that reason, to watch birds. Yeah,
this park is absolutely amazing.

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Tons of them. Love it. Okay, I think
we've got our solution now.

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That's going to be really sealed. It's
got the tiniest little bit.

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But that's something the birds would
know that hopefully... Okay, the other

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animal, the creature, can't figure out.

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Let's keep that perfectly.

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Okay. All right, get it up like this.

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That should work, right? Yeah, I think
we'll be good. You think so? I think

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we're good. No way they're going to be
able to get down from there. No, you

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what? At that point, I think that it's
the person.

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You know what? I never even thought
about that. It could be a person that's

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doing it. It could be. Here, see if I'm
hanging this up straight.

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All right, wait.

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It's funny. We do get a lot of bird
watchers.

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So, I mean, yeah, because there's no way
something's going to be able to get to

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that. The rails are a little leany.

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Yeah, but it'll stay, right? Yeah, it'll
stay. And if something tries to climb

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up it, it's not going to be able to do
that. It's going to lean. No, they

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definitely won't do that. It's funny
because we used to fill them, and then,

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like, right on the end of here, you
would, like, literally see them all,

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lining up, getting ready to. Oh, my
gosh.

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I know, it's crazy.

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That sounds beautiful.

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Here, so I'll get the bucket.

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What do you need me to grab?

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Let's see. Oh my God, it's in the box.

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That freaking quick.

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How did this just happen? Oh my freaking
God.

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How did that get in there that freaking
quick? I can't believe it. I cannot take

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this right now. I just saw you hang that
up and there was nothing in there.

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And it's sealed.

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This is the freakiest thing I've ever
seen. I know. You, like, didn't believe

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before. I'm telling you, every time I
feel it. No, it wasn't even that. It

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sounded like we heard the noise and
turned, and then I look, and this is

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at me.

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Oh, my God.

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How did it get in there?

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Yeah. You should take a picture and show
it to whoever you've been talking to

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about this situation. Yeah, I think, and
you'll tell them that, too. I can vouch

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for you right now. I would take this to
someone and show them, like, look,

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they're smart. They're waiting until
this.

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Literally, he had to have been sitting
here, like.

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Yep. This is the creepiest because
that's a whole big animal inside of

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If I hadn't just seen this myself, like,
sincerely, that was insane.

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Hi. Hi, you smart baby.

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Hi, little possum.

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Hi.

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Hey, how did you get in there?

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How did you do this?

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Wait, wait, so you're saying Pluto is
not really a planet?

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Pluto is no longer a planet. Now they're
only teaching kids in school that there

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are eight planets from the sun.
Remember, when I was in elementary

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was nine planets from the sun. Oh, yeah.
We don't know what's going on. We don't

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even know why we're here. All we know is
we came from a glob of nothing. That's

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right. And we've been transformed into
alligators, to monkeys, to turtles. And

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I'm still trying to figure out how the
human being came to be.

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Look at this.

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What is that? Is that an egg?

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Not an egg. It's breaking too easily.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know, we got to clean up leaves, and
if we see a nest, we got to get it out

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of the tree.

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What? Because it attracts, you know,
other animals.

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Yeah, will you hold this side?

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Yes, I will.

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Okay.

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There's no more eggs, Bob.

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Oh, my gosh.

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What's going on?

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What about?

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Look at that.

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It wasn't.

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And a big -ass egg.

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Oh, it is, yeah.

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What type of bird was this?

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Here, will you hold that?

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Just careful, they're fragile.

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Let me see.

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I would have never suspected this has an
egg.

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Yeah.

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Is it like a hawk?

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That came out of something's body.

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I would like it, yeah. It's got a crack
on the side here.

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Oh, man. Why don't we go ahead and open
it? What are we going to find?

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Yeah, it's like, I feel it.

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I see the beak. Yeah, I see it. It looks
like it's breathing.

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I see the eyes.

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Yeah. I see the eyes. It's open. Yeah.

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It's coming out. Yeah.

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It's coming out. Don't leave me. Oh,
it's so cute. It's coming out.

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It's a hamster.

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A hamster?

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I think this is a woodland guinea.

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It's a guinea pig?

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It's a woodland guinea.

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Yeah, you see him? Come here.

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Hey. This is like that thing, you know,
the survival of the fittest? Yes.

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They've adapted to start laying their
young in eggs.

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Yes, so they disguise them. They
disguise their babies by... As birds.

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That's right. In a nest.

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Yes. To save them.

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To save them.

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I don't know, man. Maybe it's like what
you were saying with, like, Pluto or

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something. And now, basically, life is
changing.

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Yeah. The whole universe is changing.
That's right. Things are shifting

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This is what he was born out of. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. I'm lost.

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Me, too. I'm lost. I never suspected a
mammal coming out of an egg.

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No, me neither.

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Like, really?

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Okay, this was kind of a dare.

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And I'm going to do it. I know it seems
so wrong. It's not. It's going to be

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funny. Gabe? Gabe, how are you? Hi,
good. Nice to meet you. Okay, yeah, I

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actually don't know too much of what's
going on. It's always so weird when they

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have food awake.

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I wouldn't be able to eat. No, I know.

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Is there someone in there?

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Not yet. The body's coming in an hour.

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All right, let me get this done.

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Yeah, I know. Seriously, I'm like you.
I'm like, yeah. And I think the flower's

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supposed to be yellow, but we're going
to maybe work around that.

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They brought the wrong flowers.

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I think it was something like... Rick's
sort of eccentric, so he's like... I

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don't know whether the family had asked
for it or he did. He wanted a different

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color. Oh, okay. All right, I'm going to
see if I can get him on the phone

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because we shouldn't really do too much
of anything.

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Without him. Yeah, without him telling
us what to do.

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Thanks, man. I'll be right out. No
problem.

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Hello. Hey.

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Good afternoon.

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Hey, hey.

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I'm Gabe. Nice to meet you. Gabe.

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Hey, what's going on here?

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This is, uh... I'm just helping out.

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Well, this is nice.

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This is nice.

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Food's coming?

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I don't want to answer any wrong
questions.

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That came out good.

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I'm not sure about this.

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This one, I'm not... I don't know if
this was what was expected.

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Hmm.

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Hey, he's in there.

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Sorry? He's in there.

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Not yet. In an hour. No, I mean, you
freaked out, right? No, no.

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There's a guy in there. He came in. Say
again?

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I think your boss or somebody. He came
in.

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Rick came in? Yeah, I think he's in the
casket.

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He's in there forever.

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In it?

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Mm -hmm.

305
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I don't think that's funny, man.

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Somebody got in here?

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He's in there.

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What are you talking about?

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Were they... He was just... Yeah, he got
in there.

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Did somebody come in and say they were
going to bring the body or something?

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Yeah, it was a guy in a suit, and he
had... That would be Rick, maybe.

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Yeah, and he had like a white beard.
Tall, black. He was short.

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He had a white beard, and he had white
hair.

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came in this room he came he just walked
in here i just talked to him he came in

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he goes hmm this is gonna be weird how
are we gonna do this and then he walked

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up here climbed in here shut this dude i
think you're like no i'm serious i just

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dude i just talked to somebody i'm not
crazy what the hell that would be so

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creepy if that was some like i mean Is
there any other way out of here? No.

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No, that's storage, table storage.

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There's that right here.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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Were you, like, spooked out? Did you see
something?

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Yeah.

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Like, real? Like, for real?

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Oh, my God, you're, like, telling me the
truth. It was flesh, dude. It was a

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person.

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And it was that person.

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Are you serious? I promise you on
everything.

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I'm not crazy. No, I know you're like a
serious looking guy. I don't play

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around. Actually, I was mad because I
thought you were like... That's

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disrespectful. Yeah.

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So wait, what happened? I walked out.

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That was crazy, dude. Oh my God.

335
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There's got to be somebody who works in
here that looked exactly like him, dude.

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I was right here.

337
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Dude walks right in this door.

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Dude walks right in this door, right by
me.

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And then I'll go like this.

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To shake his hand, that was the first
part that was weirdest.

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Like, excuse my language, but I'm a
little creeped out.

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I went like this, and I'm like, hey,
nice to meet you.

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And then the dude kept walking. He's,
like, staring at the thing. He's like,

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well, this looks nice.

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And I'm like, okay, dickhead. You know,
like, he was rude. You know what I mean?

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And I reached out to grab his hand, and
the dude didn't even acknowledge that I

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was reaching.

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I was like, but he was talking to me.

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That is odd.

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You know, like, I heard him.

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Oh, my God, see?

352
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:56,830
Dude. That's who it was?

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Bro, we need to get out of this room, my
dude.

354
00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:02,710
Wait a minute.

355
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,070
See, now you know I'm not lying, right?

356
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,030
Well, no, I knew you weren't lying.

357
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:10,130
Wait a minute.

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00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,630
Yeah, he was a member here. Oh, my God.

359
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,250
Okay, honestly, I actually wasn't
believing. I was kind of half believing

360
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,330
Dude, IG, you just saw that.

361
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,740
I saw that happen. Okay, so now you know
I'm not lying. No, I know. I didn't

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00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,620
think you were telling me. I thought
you... I'm not... This guy was a person.

363
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,200
Yeah. I hope you're real.

364
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,520
No, I am.

365
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:34,280
Oh, my... Dude. I know. I think we're
both going through that, you know, the

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Carbonaro effect.

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00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,099
What is that?

368
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,760
Yeah, it's the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show.

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My name's Michael Carbonaro.

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00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,580
Hi. I'm a magician.

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This is my TV show right now, The
Carbonaro Effect.

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00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:51,839
Holy crap.

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What do you think?

374
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,119
What do you think?

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00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,040
Dude, you were awesome. Dude, oh, my
God.

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Don't leave.

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00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,379
Don't leave.

378
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380
Wow.

379
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:04,020
That was crazy. Yeah. You have to put
that part in. Do not edit that part out.

380
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:07,980
When you air this, do not edit out the
part where I was like, okay, I tried to

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shake the guy's hand, and he was a dick.
I love that. I love it. Excuse my

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language. Yes.

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00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,920
You were awesome.