1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,103 Previously on Velma... 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,712 Hey, buddy. Remember this? 3 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:06,715 I was serious when I said I wanted to catch up. 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,967 You owe me. And lives are at stake. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,762 It takes rigorous screening before I let anyone in here. 6 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:16,641 I haven't even reached out to those poor girls Victoria Jones put in jars, 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,309 even though I'm sure they're dying. 8 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,312 What? The Brains are dying. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,816 It's just that after that failed seance, 10 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,111 I don't feel like I'm a witch or a popular girl. 11 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,864 I don't know who I am. 12 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:36,536 Hold on. What if you went to the Brains in my body? 13 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,883 We all struggle with self-doubt. 14 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:52,677 Velma, can you find the dong removing serial killer already? 15 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,680 We're all scared but Sophie's fear might embarrass me to death. 16 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,308 Oh. Forgive me for protecting the things I love. 17 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,851 Now go, go, go! 18 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,187 But my inability to solve this case 19 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,772 was starting to make my dream 20 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,691 of growing up to solve mysteries in the big city 21 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,151 feel like a joke. 22 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,862 Worse, nothing makes your dreams feel farther away 23 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,406 than a small town high school career day. 24 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,575 Ugh. 25 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,869 And sure, my parents support me following my dreams, 26 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,954 but they haven't exactly led by example. 27 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,458 Ah, high school. Where I let one detention mishap 28 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,585 end my dream of being a good person. 29 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,713 - Surrounded by good friends. - Huh. 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,465 What I needed was one person 31 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,384 who had actually achieved their dreams 32 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,884 to show me what it takes. 33 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:36,054 Vote for sheriff today. 34 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,722 It's our dream to win. 35 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:38,890 Their dream? 36 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,518 The seminal reality show The Amazing Race. 37 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,729 But becoming Sheriff will keep us off anti-depressants! 38 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,607 Mmm. Velma, I need to drive your father home. 39 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,402 Watch the booth and find something to clean up this grease. 40 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,904 Time to accept that for people like me, 41 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,823 maybe dreams don't come true. 42 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,908 Velma. Whoa! 43 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,827 My grandma's alive. 44 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,346 She faked her death to follow her dream of completing her work, 45 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,663 and now her brain is in Daphne 46 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,265 so we can save Brenda, Christa, and Lola. 47 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,542 The honor is all yours. 48 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,751 What? 49 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,551 So you're Dr. Edna Perdue, but in Daphne's body? 50 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,428 But you sound just like Daphne. 51 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,280 Because I have her vocal chords. 52 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,974 But to me... [in Dr. Perdue's voice] I sound like myself. 53 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,475 As a neurologist, 54 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,519 believe me when I say this, the brain is weird. 55 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,105 Which is why Daphne put her brain in a jar. 56 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,815 To figure out who she is. 57 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,252 I mean, good for her for going on a journey of self-discovery. 58 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,277 But is it safe? 59 00:02:32,317 --> 00:02:33,317 Is it safe? 60 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,612 The only thing unsafe 61 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,615 is all the fun I'm having in her body. 62 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,119 Wow. I can't believe I'm in the presence 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,371 of a pioneering female scientist. 64 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,081 How did you achieve your dream? 65 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,833 Which deodorant ad made you believe 66 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:47,792 that you could do anything? 67 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:48,960 Hey, sorry to interrupt, 68 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,271 but we have to save the Brains. 69 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,880 Lola just posted this. 70 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,466 Save them from what? 71 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,968 Getting screen grabbed and dropped in some creep's spank bank? 72 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,219 'Cause Lola's looking good. 73 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,305 No. The Brains sink in their jars 74 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,182 as they use up the nutrients. 75 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,641 Though silver lining, 76 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:07,437 if they die, I'll be able to dissect them! 77 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,607 Stop! The Brains are friends, not science experiments. 78 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,067 I know you're not this heartless, 79 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,234 and I'm going to prove it. 80 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,819 Norville, you texted that 81 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,030 I have to meet the most important person in my life. 82 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,948 Which is... Daphne? 83 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,117 Yes. Daphne, is there something 84 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,345 you'd like to say to your daughter... 85 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,745 I mean our principal? 86 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:24,829 Blythe? 87 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,998 I mean, I don't have time for this. 88 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,792 It's Principal Rogers 89 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,502 and I don't have time for this either. 90 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,295 I have to get back to the career fair. 91 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,005 The students are almost desperate enough 92 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,091 to consider teaching! 93 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:39,302 Damn. That was your daughter you haven't seen in 30 years. 94 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,488 You really are that heartless. 95 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,888 I'm not heartless. 96 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,391 It's just that feelings create distractions. 97 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,767 And you must eliminate those 98 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,769 in order to be great and achieve your dreams. 99 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,188 Just like how this discussion has distracted us 100 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:51,606 from saving the Brains. 101 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,490 You're right. Norville, get The Brains 102 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,067 and meet us in Mr. S's classroom 103 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,695 or they're as good as dead! 104 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,322 Not that us go-getters care, right, Dr. P? 105 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,366 Your pandering is wasting time. 106 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,575 Yes, of course. 107 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,583 Uh... Why aren't you putting me in the spa room? 108 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,794 I am Dr. Perdue's personal guest, 109 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,879 not some rube with a Mother's Day gift certificate. 110 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,048 Oh, our computers measure your brain waves 111 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,926 to predict the best environment in which to center yourself, 112 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,722 and they placed you on top of this cage in the nature room. 113 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,765 Wait! So the computer must think 114 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,101 I'm a popular girl and not a witch! 115 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,437 No one loves posing with cute, endangered animals 116 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,355 more than popular girls! 117 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,568 Oh, God! 118 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,071 Hello? Father O'Rourke? 119 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,531 I... I wanna return this stuff 120 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,950 from when Catholicism was my thing! 121 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,120 Father O, you in here? 122 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,414 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 123 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,207 Will you hear my confession? 124 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,584 Oh, I'm not... Uh... 125 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,753 Actually, what else do I have going on? 126 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,129 Sure. What's up? 127 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,883 Yes, just as I expected. 128 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,594 Mr. S was trying to recreate my research 129 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,637 and has almost everything I need 130 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,724 to mix The Brains' solution! Oh, and snacks! 131 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,268 Don't be gentle. This body is only a rental! 132 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,896 But how would he know what went in the brain solution 133 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,439 without your journals? 134 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,625 He was hot, so there's an upper limit on his intelligence. 135 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,611 Project SCOOBI still had some of my research 136 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,905 when they shuttered their labs on Fort Crystal. 137 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,824 Mr. S must have somehow found it there. 138 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,077 My dad's friend Don is in the Army! 139 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,746 I could ask him if he knows anything about Project SCOOBI 140 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,557 and if it has something to do with the murders! 141 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,209 He'd never tell you something so sensitive, Velma. 142 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,752 This is the military. 143 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:38,421 Wait! What do you mean we're going to die? 144 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,965 I told you to tell them nothing, Norville! 145 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,049 Stir this. 146 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,637 You were supposed to just knock them out! 147 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,473 You can't do that! This isn't the CIA in the '50s! 148 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,201 People deserve to know what's happening to them! 149 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,269 Daphne! The new polls are out, your moms are sure to win... 150 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,979 Hold up, your whole aura's off. 151 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,815 Meh. I don't feel you judging me at all. 152 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,818 Something is very wrong here, I'm calling your moms... 153 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,028 Tell me that's not easier. 154 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,655 What the hell is happening? 155 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,824 Relax, you're not going to die. 156 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,702 This vial contained crystalized glutamine. 157 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,413 It can keep brains alive in jars indefinitely. 158 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,997 As soon as the new solution is mixed 159 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,458 and put in your jars, you'll be fine. 160 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,336 Uh, is this supposed to happen? 161 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:23,008 So your sin is anger? 162 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,551 Is that even a sin? 163 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,011 Feels weird for a religion 164 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,530 where everyone's always so pissed off. 165 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,264 Right? But it's a problem! 166 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,016 My mean coworkers never told me 167 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,976 when there were bagels in the kitchen 168 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,352 so I'd get there last. 169 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,313 And now I freak out every time I smell pumpernickel. 170 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,065 Oh, totally! I can't smell pennies 171 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,317 without thinking of how Mother paid the servants 172 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,694 and then I get furious 173 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,529 wondering if maybe she was a bad person. 174 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,782 You are too funny. 175 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,411 So, this is crazy, but can I get your number? 176 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,372 Oh. Uh... Sure. 177 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,375 It's 555-0111, like in a TV show 178 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,710 so I remember it easily. 179 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,838 But, just real quick, how old are you? 180 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,717 Hello? You there? 181 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,557 Velma! What have you done? 182 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,225 - I don't know. - Can't you make more? 183 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,728 Or, like, just add some water like an empty shampoo bottle? 184 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,980 No, that was the last of my glutamine. 185 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,024 And it takes weeks to synthesize. 186 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:24,903 Unless... Velma, I developed crystallized glutamine 187 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,238 in the Project SCOOBI labs on Fort Crystal... 188 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:29,157 And if some of your research is still there, 189 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,117 maybe there's glutamine on the base as well! 190 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:34,704 Yes. And I can draw you a map of exactly where to look. 191 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,165 Okay. But if I'm caught stealing from Fort Crystal, 192 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,416 I could be sent to prison. 193 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,794 Great detectives don't get caught, Velma. 194 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:44,673 Now, do you have what it takes to achieve your dream or not? 195 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,470 - Fred, watch out 196 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,639 - Velma! I need your advice. 197 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,557 Advice? It better be more urgent 198 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,767 than my internal bleeding. 199 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,060 It is! I met a woman, 200 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,270 but the circumstances are unique. 201 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,106 Daphne's a few months older than you, right? 202 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,066 How do you navigate the pitfalls 203 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,109 of dating an older woman? 204 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,111 Fred, I don't have time for this. 205 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,905 Mother? 206 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,956 Pennies. 207 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,459 Hey, Dad. 208 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,253 So the career fair got me thinking 209 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,796 my dreams will never come true 210 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,923 and maybe it's time to consider joining the Army. 211 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,592 Really? You know you'll have to wake up early, right? 212 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,970 I do. So I'm kind of on the fence about it. 213 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,764 But maybe if Don could get me a tour of the base, 214 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,515 I could see what the Army is all about. 215 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,393 A tour? I don't know. 216 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,936 Don's been ghosting me. 217 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,980 If I send him another text, it's really gonna tip 218 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,524 the friendship power balance in his direction. 219 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:45,817 But if I enlist, 220 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,277 you won't have to pay for college. 221 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,404 I'm texting him as we speak. 222 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,531 - We're in. 223 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,074 I can't die. 224 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,969 I'm supposed to be the face of a brain teaser app. 225 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,453 And you will be. 226 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,289 I have complete faith in Velma. 227 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,540 Wait. Do you really? 228 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,667 Oh, God, no. These turkeys are cooked. 229 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,169 I just can't deal with the whining. 230 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,254 And when brains in jars are dying, 231 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,341 whining is the final stage before drama. 232 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,010 What? I told you about that brain teaser job 233 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,763 because I'd already booked it, you backstabbing bitch! 234 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,306 - Melodrama. 235 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,850 You guys are tearing this friend group apart! 236 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:22,520 And ruining our shared birthday! 237 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,357 - And as death becomes eminent, 238 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,109 the final stage. Being boring. 239 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,362 Okay, now that that's settled, 240 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,697 who wants to hear about my dream from last night? 241 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,491 - Yikes! 242 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,035 Pro move, leave and focus on yourself. 243 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,621 If what you do in life is impressive enough, 244 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,082 everyone will love and respect you forever. 245 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,208 Forever? 246 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:45,168 All I care about is making my friends happy 247 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,128 with what little time they have left. 248 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,215 Hey, so while Velma will totally pull this off, 249 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,883 are there any, like, bucket list items 250 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,486 you maybe wanna bang out just in case. 251 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,096 Well, we have always wanted to start a band. 252 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,557 I mean, we already have the infighting down pat. 253 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,059 Great. Let's go. 254 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,894 Dr. Purdue, are you coming? 255 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,730 As if. You guys still have a chance. 256 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,399 She's already dead. 257 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,611 What happened? Who are you? 258 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,009 Now don't do anything that would embarrass me. 259 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,368 Don's not only an old friend, 260 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,578 he hires me to do legal work for the military. 261 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,056 Remember when we created that fungus 262 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,760 that turned a bunch of people into zombies? 263 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,376 - No. - Exactly. 264 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,086 - Get out of the car. 265 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,422 Oh, God. I somehow blew this too. 266 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,799 Not you. Blondie. 267 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,093 Hey, guys. 268 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,681 I was waiting for Velma to give me relationship advice, 269 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,117 but the smell of Mr. Dinkley's pennies 270 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,851 got me so upset thinking about Mother, 271 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,602 I shut down and just went to sleep. 272 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,022 Well, it's your lucky day, son! 273 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,065 Normally, I'd tie you up and throw you 274 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,027 in one of our secret prisons that "do not exist," 275 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,695 but I wanna make a good impression 276 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,988 on our VIP here. 277 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,907 VIP? Do you mean Very Important Person 278 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,285 or my fanfic Velma in Paris? 279 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,661 Important Person. 280 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,122 The Army has an image problem. 281 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,750 And enlisting a smart young woman like you 282 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,168 will make high schoolers think. 283 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,462 "Hell, maybe I should enlist too!" 284 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,838 What? That sucks. 285 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,883 I mean, I need some more intel before I commit. 286 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,885 Maybe a tour. Learn a fun marching rhyme 287 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,928 - about cheating wives. - Wonderful. 288 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,388 And Fred can stay too. 289 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,974 The Army can always use handsome ones like him 290 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,893 to take the fall at public hearings. 291 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,644 I want to see the 'copters. 292 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,066 They want to perform at Career Day? 293 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:34,152 The whole point is to make kids give up their dreams. 294 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,403 But fine. 295 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,821 Thank you. 296 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,823 Wait. We might have a problem. 297 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,243 Dang it. Why does everything 298 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,371 on my bucket list require hands? 299 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:48,165 Actually, by placing additional electrode pads on your lobes 300 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,210 and running them straight into the instruments, 301 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,338 you can play using simple neural pulses. 302 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,049 Wow. That is eerie. 303 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,010 You just sounded exactly like my mom. 304 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,512 And that's a good thing, right? 305 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,555 Because she was a brilliant black female scientist 306 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,016 who consistently defied the barriers of her time 307 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,726 and you admired her deeply for it. 308 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,727 Yes. 309 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,938 Oh. How interesting. 310 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,691 - And no. - Excuse me? 311 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,317 So, Velma, where to first? 312 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,028 Ever touch a LGM-30G Minuteman III 313 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,447 intercontinental ballistic missile? It's fun. 314 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,117 Oh, just show me where they experiment on aliens 315 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,412 and I don't know, maybe weapons facility "DELTA." 316 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,081 Got to love a sense of humor. 317 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,292 I'm told. Historically, the military hates them. 318 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,419 Hey, what's that? 319 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,421 It's the one thing that can save The Brains 320 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,715 and help me impress an old lady I just met. 321 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,633 - So shush. - I will if you help me. 322 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,469 You're not the only one trying to impress an old lady they just met. 323 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,804 Wait. This woman is old? 324 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,347 - How old? - Unclear. 325 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,850 But given her voice, I'd be lying 326 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,311 if I said she didn't own multiple pill organizers. 327 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,355 Fred! 328 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,316 So does this mean the computer thinks I'm a witch? 329 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,861 Do witches like roaches? Does anyone like roaches? 330 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,363 Oh, my God. Does anyone like me? 331 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,199 Hey! Stop bullying that little guy. 332 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,409 Let him eat. 333 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,037 Leave him alone! 334 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:10,832 Oh, you just picked a fight with the wrong brain. 335 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,960 If I survive this, 336 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,921 it'll be a really useful icebreaker. 337 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133 Ha! Gotcha, suckers. 338 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,927 You can survive the apocalypse, but not Daphne Blake! 339 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,971 Maybe I'm not popular or a witch. 340 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,432 Maybe I'm a hero. 341 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,686 Wait. What's going on here? 342 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,938 Stop! I should be your queen! 343 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,940 Unless this is a Bastille Day sitch! 344 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,276 Oh, God. 345 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,614 Huh. This is weirdly fun. 346 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,574 Yeah, it is. 347 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,825 If you enlist today, 348 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,452 I'll let you hit it with a hammer. 349 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,622 How about that? No bigger rush in the world. 350 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,540 Knock, knock. Who's there? 351 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,793 Armageddon. Armageddon who? 352 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,169 Armageddon excited 353 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,380 hitting this missile with a hammer. 354 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,927 Oh-oh. Let me just turn the alarm off. 355 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,595 Huh. 356 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,931 I must have left my key card in the office. 357 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,226 Let's, uh, run and get it in under 15 seconds. 358 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,530 Jackpot. I am a great detective. 359 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,281 ["Flintstones" theme ringtone playing] 360 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,117 Fred, what are you doing in here? 361 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,993 It's her. What do I... What do I say? 362 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495 I... I know it's weird and sudden, 363 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,139 but this is the first time I've felt something 364 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,374 in the thin, pointy hole left by mother. 365 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,334 Okay. But she called before texting. 366 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,044 So she either lives in a nursing home 367 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,921 or is scamming you because you're rich. 368 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,257 Velma, where are you? 369 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,466 Run! 370 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,678 Hey, you need to drop the attitude Daphne. 371 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,930 I only let the star athletes at this school 372 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390 insult me like that. 373 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,642 Daphne's not trying to be rude, Mom. 374 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,061 Right, Daphne, who only goes by the name Daphne? 375 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,981 Sorry. My point is, I'm sure my moms 376 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,692 are very busy with their meaningless jobs. 377 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,193 But I still love and respect them 378 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,237 because I know that their goals take precedence 379 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,031 over my emotional well-being. 380 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,033 Oh, I will always love my mother. 381 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,826 Yes, of course you will. 382 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,078 But I will never respect her. 383 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,830 Sure, her job was important, 384 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,541 but that's still no excuse for never being around. 385 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,670 So, no, I can't respect her. Ever. 386 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,173 Yeah? Well, you ain't shit. 387 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,802 Crap, Don hammered another missile! 388 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,929 Come on, Fred. Now. 389 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,937 Oh, no. Dogs. 390 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,528 Ah. They're afraid of the missile. 391 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,570 Thank you, missile. 392 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,621 Room 1969. There. 393 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,669 What? This is just a supply closet. 394 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,253 The glutamine isn't here. 395 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,106 I'm texting Norville. Maybe we're in the wrong spot. 396 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,259 Fred, turn off the light! 397 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,237 Or if it's your bright-ass teeth, shut your mouth. 398 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,014 - It's not. - My teeth are much brighter. 399 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,434 It's coming from the AC vent. 400 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,103 - Hoist me up! 401 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,939 Oh, my God! 402 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,941 Project SCOOBI is back up and running 403 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,609 and they have three dead bodies. 404 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,446 Turn that off!! 405 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,615 Freeze. 406 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:34,285 Hello everyone, we have some unfortunate news. 407 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,955 Our daughter Daphne has been suspended. 408 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,997 Aw! 409 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,083 And now for the good news. 410 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,293 We're still so far up in the exit polls, 411 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,296 - it doesn't even matter. 412 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,382 Velma just texted. She couldn't find the glutamine. 413 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,693 The Brains are as good as dead. 414 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,553 And soon you'll join them, Norville. 415 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,721 Grandma! 416 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,848 I'm hallucinating! I need your snacks. 417 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,183 Ugh. But that's my last one. 418 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,186 Oh. What the hell is wrong with me? 419 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,189 You're hallucinating and I only care about myself. 420 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,817 You're right, Norville. I am selfish. 421 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,112 I have more glutamine. I can save the Brains. 422 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:11,281 What? Why would you lie about being out? 423 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,409 I just told you, I'm selfish. Please pay attention. 424 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,036 The point is, when I learned. 425 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,121 Velma had access to the base, 426 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,955 I let the solution boil over 427 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,084 and manipulated her desire to be a great detective 428 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,587 to see if Project SCOOBI had been reactivated. 429 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,922 - What? - I said there's absolutely 430 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,134 - no way we can lose this election. 431 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,347 Okay. First things first. 432 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,183 Have you had fun today? 433 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,185 Be sure to tell your friends. 434 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,228 We need those recruitment numbers up. 435 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,648 And secondly, what the hell are you doing 436 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,067 in this restricted area? 437 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,028 Project SCOOBI is running on the other side of this wall, 438 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,196 and there are three bodies. 439 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,739 That's impossible. Velma. 440 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,575 Project SCOOBI has been dead since the early '90s. 441 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,535 They said the same thing about rock and roll, 442 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,497 and look at it now! Sadly limping along! 443 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,796 Velma, Velma, Velma, 444 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:11,591 there's nothing there but our organ clones for important people. 445 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,972 What? I swear I just saw a SCOOBI lab and dead bodies. 446 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,557 Don, I apologize. 447 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,059 And while I know the punishment 448 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,894 for sneaking around a base is prison, 449 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,977 consider our friendship. 450 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,397 Whatever you do with Velma, 451 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,399 please continue to hire me for your legal woes. 452 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,108 Dad! 453 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,110 Prison? Please. 454 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,611 I have much better ways. 455 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,239 Velma and Fred can make this up to me... 456 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,869 Is it true the military accidentally launched 457 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,329 a Minuteman III missile 458 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,708 after an officer hit it with a small hammer? 459 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,128 I plead the fifth. The right to arm bears. 460 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,048 I still say Velma got it worse. 461 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,926 Join the military. It's a great option for teens. 462 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:58,138 You can go viral just by going home to your dog. 463 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,432 - I was in the Army. 464 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,434 I loved it. Taught me everything I know 465 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,770 about discipline, respect, and tight-ass ponytails. 466 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,232 - Huh? - Check, one, two. Check. 467 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,859 Norville? What are you doing? 468 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,662 Check, one, two. Check. Check, check, check. 469 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,113 Check, one, two, now check behind you. 470 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,424 Behind you, check. Check, one, two. 471 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:17,675 Check behind you. I am burying a message 472 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,093 in this sound check. Check, one, two. 473 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,952 One, two, check. 474 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,036 - Velma! - Huh? 475 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,999 Hold on! Back up! 476 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,460 You're telling me your glutamine hunt was just a ruse 477 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,629 to use me to see if Project SCOOBI was back up and running? 478 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,380 You used me! 479 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,549 I'm so sorry, Velma. 480 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,635 Huh. Never said sorry before. 481 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,597 What a weird sounding word. "So-rry." 482 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,933 Hmm. But is Project SCOOBI back up? 483 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,685 Yes! I mean, I think? 484 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,479 It was there but then it wasn't. 485 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,356 Like my respect for you! 486 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,983 To think I let you make me believe in my dreams. 487 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,694 Velma, I was wrong to play with your emotions, 488 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,654 but the only thing that can truly 489 00:19:56,738 --> 00:20:01,076 make you believe in your dreams is generational wealth. Or you. 490 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,660 Well, that's inspiring. 491 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,495 Let me finish. 492 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,497 But it's a double edged sword. 493 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,999 Because unless you have generational wealth, 494 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,502 it takes so much effort to achieve your dreams, 495 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,129 the only way to do it is to become a selfish monster. 496 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:17,634 Wait. So my choices are failure to achieve my dreams or selfish monster? 497 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:21,012 Yes. But I'm learning that maybe family 498 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:24,432 can help you find the level of failure you can live with. 499 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,768 Check. Check. Check. Check over your shoulder. 500 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,103 My mom is coming. Check. 501 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,397 Now excuse me. I have to go. 502 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,024 I got suspended, so Blythe can't know I'm here. 503 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:37,570 Plus, I have some things I want to do in this body before I give it back. 504 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,572 But what about saving the Brains? 505 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,866 You can mix the solution, Velma. 506 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:45,120 I believe in you as much as I believe in anyone, 507 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,247 which isn't much, but still. 508 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,673 - Velma! - No time. Leave me alone! 509 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,216 Okay, Velma, you can do this. 510 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,884 - Huh? - Hey, everyone. 511 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,929 Our first tune is called "Song Number One". 512 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,975 Oh, God! Velma, they can't get any more boring! 513 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,268 - Hurry! - I'm trying. 514 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,561 I just need to concentrate. 515 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:11,124 As long as I can hear myself think... 516 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,401 Wait. This isn't boring at all. 517 00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:20,989 Forgot to mention, for the last 10 seconds of their lives, 518 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:24,034 brains in jars do something unexpected. See ya. 519 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,075 Oh, no! 520 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,457 Whoo! 521 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,336 - We're alive. - We made it! 522 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,796 Now I can focus on my solo album! 523 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,802 So if Mr. S was working for Project SCOOBI, 524 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,596 and there are three more bodies, 525 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,057 maybe all the victims are connected to it in some way. 526 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:51,102 It's possible. And if anyone can figure it out, it's you. 527 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,730 And Norville, hallucinations that intense 528 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,732 are rarely caused by anxiety. 529 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,818 See if there are any external sources triggering them. 530 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,654 I will, thanks! And I hope this is the start of... 531 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,740 Hey, sorry, I don't mean to cut this short 532 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,659 but my girlfriend's brain is currently in a jar 533 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,287 and I have to get her to her moms' victory party. 534 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:13,124 Of course. 535 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:17,545 What do you mean Daphne's brain is missing? 536 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,340 Hey, so, um... 537 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,509 I'm afraid it will take too long 538 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,427 to do the procedure at this moment. 539 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,054 Let's just get to the victory party 540 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:28,598 so Linda and Donna don't get suspicious. 541 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,266 Hey, this is not what I meant 542 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,727 when I checked "open to new experiences" on that form. 543 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,605 I tell you, I'm innocent! And very scared! 544 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,191 - And a tiny bit turned on. 545 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,068 Sorry. I have to take this. 546 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:43,071 Hey, babe, you watching me on the public access channel 547 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,657 like the old cable TV-having broad you are? 548 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,493 Uh-huh. Yes. So put me on speaker. 549 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,453 I want everyone to hear this. 550 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,789 Uh-oh. Should I be nervous? 551 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,458 Yes. Because I'm the serial killer, 552 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:59,170 - and I will keep killing until I get what I want. 553 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,094 - Oh, God! Father O'Rourke! 554 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,068 Okay, everyone, we have exciting news. 555 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:26,865 Crystal Cove has just elected its first dog comptroller! 556 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:31,703 Unfortunately, in the wake of the revelation 557 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,998 that the serial killer is yet another woman, 558 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,127 Crystal Cove also elected Merle Cogburn as sheriff. 559 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,006 And yet, while we lost, 560 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,384 we couldn't have done any of this without you. 561 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,095 You guys are the real losers. 562 00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:50,179 Thanks for nothing. 563 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,892 Mmm. Hmm. 564 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,018 Who are you? 565 00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:25,757 Go to bed.